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OUTRO: Maternal Instincts · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you made bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: get up even closer.
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  Speaker 2: On Instagram, YouTube, and ticked off for for targets for
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  Speaker 2: to sit every weekday on Radioca.
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  Speaker 3: Well, here we are again, a shell speck here today,
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  Speaker 3: nestling at the breast of mother Radio. I don't mind it,
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  Speaker 3: you know what I mean? What's that nestling at the
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  Speaker 3: breast of mother radio?
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  Speaker 1: Nestling?
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  Speaker 3: I'snztling at the breast of mother radio.
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  Speaker 4: How are we, fellas?
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  Speaker 2: We all pretty I'm pretty pumped to be back at work.
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  Speaker 2: A long weekend, but I spent the vast majority of
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  Speaker 2: it drinking. Oh nah, But I did it in a
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  Speaker 2: good way. I didn't a fun way. I cut it
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  Speaker 2: with people that I hadn't seen for a long time.
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  Speaker 2: Sure that's really good, Yeah, really good fun.
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  Speaker 3: I too, had a lovely long weekend. Yeah, really really productive,
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  Speaker 3: but also really enjoyable.
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  Speaker 1: But I but no drinking.
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  Speaker 5: You're saying reproductive as well.
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  Speaker 3: Speaking of which, pack san Nah.
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  Speaker 1: Just draw.
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  Speaker 3: He does, and he's got that smile again.
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  Speaker 4: But that's all good. That's all good. I mean, each
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  Speaker 4: of their own feel your boots had.
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  Speaker 5: A fantastic one weekend, fellas.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, a few gigs and.
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  Speaker 1: That giggy giggity Yeah, of course.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well we'll discuss the gig that we all have
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  Speaker 3: in common maybe in the show Absolute Dozy.
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  Speaker 1: It was yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But I recall, though, Margie, that your guests had a child,
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  Speaker 3: didn't They did, But that was okay, it was great.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he slept all through the night.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, they've got to be pretty bad to bother me. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: you're sweet, sweet little feller. He was a little smiler,
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  Speaker 2: was either smiling or moaning.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, that's pretty much kids for you, you
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  Speaker 3: know what I mean, shitting their pants or being really
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  Speaker 3: really cute, very cute little fellery. My wife's doing this
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  Speaker 3: thing at the moment.
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  Speaker 1: Where she's doing the same thing.
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  Speaker 4: Like smiling or shitting herself.
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  Speaker 3: No, not quite, but she's she's doing the whole baby thing.
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  Speaker 3: She's not like us having babies, but she wants babies.
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  Speaker 3: She give me a baby the hold because she is
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  Speaker 3: one of the most maternal people you will ever meet
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  Speaker 3: in your life, and she loves babies, and so she
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  Speaker 3: sends the family like cute babies, right, and all.
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  Speaker 5: The girls cut baby, and all.
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  Speaker 3: The girls are like, all the girls are like mom
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  Speaker 3: needs a baby, who's going to be first, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: Because and they're feeling the pressure of it, of making
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  Speaker 3: her a grandmother, whereas I feel no pressure whatsoever about
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  Speaker 3: being a grandfather, because they do is smile or shit.
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  Speaker 1: You love it once you got it. But yes, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you maternal.
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  Speaker 2: Pugs, not particularly what about paternal yeah mess yeah, no different.
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  Speaker 5: To be honest, I don't know. I haven't had any
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  Speaker 5: urges to be.
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  Speaker 1: My father.
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  Speaker 3: Oh right, okay, because you had plenty of other urges.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks.
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  Speaker 2: I saw it of a fell about that over the
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  Speaker 2: weekend Action. Here's forty seven is missus is keen to
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  Speaker 2: have a kid, and he's like, I'm too old for that, right,
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  Speaker 2: was like, yeah, man, tell her to beat it.
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  Speaker 4: It is.
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  Speaker 3: It is a really interesting thing that whole when you
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  Speaker 3: have a kid, you know, because quite a few people go,
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  Speaker 3: I want to establish my career and do all that
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  Speaker 3: sort of stuff, and then I'll have a kid and
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  Speaker 3: they're in there mid forty sort of thing or fifty
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  Speaker 3: or you know, and other people like me, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, just couldn't quite be disciplined.
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  Speaker 4: Could you just.
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  Speaker 3: Seem to have like fifty all at once when I
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  Speaker 3: was like ten, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck, I've only got four kids, that's right. But yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but then the beauty visits. Now it's not all over,
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  Speaker 2: but you know.
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  Speaker 3: So well, now yeah, three of them are over. He's
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  Speaker 3: doing their thing, and they've got the little one still
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  Speaker 3: of course, but it's any a matter of time before
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  Speaker 3: she goes all right, I'm over you, guys. She's already
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  Speaker 3: talking about getting a flat, and we're like.
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  Speaker 2: Well, she's already saying that she just won't leave. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: what it's like, she's over you, but you're staying. It's like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: that's cool, but how are you going to pay for
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  Speaker 2: se flat?
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  Speaker 3: The whole Lucky Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 3: Radio Hurarchy.
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  Speaker 4: Remember they Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Mate came up and make and a cousin. He's a
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  Speaker 2: mate and a cousin and he came up and his
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  Speaker 2: daughter's up here doing she's doing an arts degree, and
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  Speaker 2: he went around to her house and they done nothing.
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  Speaker 2: They done nothing about the lawn. So front and back's
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  Speaker 2: just completely overgrown, over knee height and probably to do
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  Speaker 2: back lawn would have been ten square meters and then
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  Speaker 2: front garden probably half that size again but really tricky
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  Speaker 2: to get into, like a real ball laky sort of thing.
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  Speaker 2: So of course, being nineteen or whatever she is, she's
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  Speaker 2: got no, there's no lawn mile, there's no, there's nothing.
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  Speaker 2: He used a fork and a bread knife, what really,
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  Speaker 2: and did the entire back lawn and the front garden
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  Speaker 2: with a knife. He just put his headphones on, listened
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  Speaker 2: to put some house music on, and then just and
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  Speaker 2: just cut the lawn and did all of the wedding
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  Speaker 2: with those two items.
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  Speaker 5: That as fucked.
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  Speaker 4: In.
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  Speaker 2: Really, I would have just thrown money at that day
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  Speaker 2: I'm doing, and he likes doing a bit of guarden.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, literally a bread knife far out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, my most.
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  Speaker 1: Gibbo for anybody out there wondering.
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  Speaker 3: My wife's dad he had the same scenario. He had
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  Speaker 3: quite a big backlawn, massively overgrown, massive, and he didn't
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  Speaker 3: have a lawnmar or anything like that. So he bought
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  Speaker 3: a goat.
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  Speaker 4: That's true.
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  Speaker 3: He bought a fucking goat and when oh, that'll work,
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  Speaker 3: it didn't. It didn't really work, And so then he
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  Speaker 3: had to get rid of the goat and sort of
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  Speaker 3: be a responsible ice at the front pugs and be
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  Speaker 3: a responsible human being but I tell you what, that's
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  Speaker 3: actually quite nice to put your headphones on and go
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  Speaker 3: out and podd around in the garden.
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  Speaker 2: I said, did she help you guys? No, I was
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  Speaker 2: got atle phobia about spiders and that. I said, she
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  Speaker 2: bring you a bit of water, drink of water?
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  Speaker 1: Nah. So yeah, yeah, you just blame the parents.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you just didy yourself.
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  Speaker 3: We also had because we've got massive lawns and we
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  Speaker 3: didn't have a lawnmarer or a weed eater, and our
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  Speaker 3: lawns got to about that height too. It was just
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  Speaker 3: out of control. And so my wife had had enough.
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  Speaker 3: And there was a young guy.
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  Speaker 1: There was a what was his name again?
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  Speaker 3: Actually he wasn't a young guy's about my age, but
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  Speaker 3: this is when I was in my mid or mid
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  Speaker 3: to late twenties, right, And she knew he did lawns
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  Speaker 3: and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Good looking fellow to.
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  Speaker 1: Your lawns for you, that fellow people's lawns.
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  Speaker 3: He was a good looking fellow. And she said, I've
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  Speaker 3: asked him to come over and do the lawns. I
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  Speaker 3: remember going, well, I mean, all of a sudden, he's
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  Speaker 3: found the motivation that has avoided him for the momum.
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  Speaker 3: And but I didn't, of course, because we didn't have
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  Speaker 3: a We didn't have a lawnmar or a weed drimmer.
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  Speaker 3: And he came around and they was so bad. He
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  Speaker 3: just had to use a weed whacker because he couldn't
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  Speaker 3: use his lawnmark because they were way too long. And
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  Speaker 3: then it took him ages and he finished that, and
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  Speaker 3: he walked up into our sort of deck there and said,
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  Speaker 3: don't ever let them get that fucking along again, and
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  Speaker 3: then he walked off.
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  Speaker 5: Paint him though, aren't you.
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  Speaker 2: It is a fun thing where people had their job
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  Speaker 2: so much that they yeah, there is there resent people
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  Speaker 2: for heavy to do. If I don't do this and
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  Speaker 2: you've got no job, you're not getting anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: I've got a.
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  Speaker 3: Corner of my garden that's so overgrown that I can't eat,
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  Speaker 3: not even the weed. I can't even really go in
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  Speaker 3: there with a weed whacker. I have to sort of
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm going to do with it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm talking like grass there's tall.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's.
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  Speaker 5: About the corner that you can't get in there.
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  Speaker 4: As tall as the desk.
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  Speaker 3: But when you're using the weed whacker, it just gets
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  Speaker 3: all tangled up and fucks out on me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to get a bread knife.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, or just dig it up.
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  Speaker 4: That's my other thinking. It's just I'm going to dig
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  Speaker 4: it up.
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  Speaker 1: Or buy a goat. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So you had a good weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Inside your goat.
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  Speaker 4: I did what you could.
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  Speaker 1: Get the grass to get inside your goat?
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  Speaker 4: Ye, get inside?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, inside you go.
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  Speaker 3: I thought that was an excellent idea, by the way,
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  Speaker 3: I thought, yeah, what a great idea buying a goat.
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  Speaker 3: Didn't we look and just let it graze there the
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  Speaker 3: whole time?
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  Speaker 4: You know?
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  Speaker 3: And then I think all the neighbors complained because it
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  Speaker 3: was a real bleater. Yeah you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 3: because it was probably standing in the LNG going I'm
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  Speaker 3: not eating this fucking ship. It's massively overgrown. I want
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  Speaker 3: fresh new grass, bitches.
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  Speaker 5: So good man.
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  Speaker 1: As well, Yeah for the rest of the week.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, fucking mzy bastard.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry he's not here, Fells.
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  Speaker 3: I like having you here.
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  Speaker 5: Oh thanks, man, that's that's good. I wasn't fishing.
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  Speaker 1: Well.
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  Speaker 3: You know, you're good vibes that you see off all
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  Speaker 3: the time, and.
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  Speaker 5: That good vibes.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, it's lovely filled your boots and what's that
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  Speaker 6: what You've had a really good weekend, and that's good
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  Speaker 6: and you bring it, you bring that energy into the
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  Speaker 6: and that's the day.
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  Speaker 1: Mate.
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  Speaker 5: There's another Hudicky Big Show for Deceiver and every weekday
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  Speaker 5: on Radio hoodack In tock Out the Radiohodache YouTube channel
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  Speaker 5: at Hudichie Big Show on Instagram.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, good on your mate, how you mister fire alarm?
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  Speaker 2: By the way, Maygie, I was arrived for it, but
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't get in, so I was just sitting there
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  Speaker 2: on the street.
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  Speaker 4: Nice ye, Darry, No, mate, Scotch, I had.
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  Speaker 1: So many over the weekend. I'll take a little break.
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  Speaker 3: Good ship mate,