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Things that make you go hmmm... · I Am All In with Scott Patterson

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: Hello, hello, hello. It's our favorite time of the week.
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  Speaker 2: You sound better. Are you like cured?
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  Speaker 3: I feel like I got over the hump of that
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  Speaker 3: 20 day cold.
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  Speaker 1: Realistically, it was 15 days of just.
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  Speaker 2: RSV was six weeks.
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  Speaker 1: No, it was gnarly. The amount of snot was.
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  Speaker 2: People are eating their Cheerios.
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  Speaker 1: I know. Sorry for everyone.
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  Speaker 2: You are in New York for Harry Styles, but I
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  Speaker 2: am going to say you look great. Your hotel room
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  Speaker 2: looks like it's just a bed. Like it's like the
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  Speaker 2: bed takes up the entire room. Yeah, because it's New York.
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  Speaker 3: But there's on this side, a closet, a bathroom, like
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  Speaker 3: a little coffee station.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not made for New York because I couldn't exist
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  Speaker 2: in that.
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  Speaker 1: You would be so claustrophobic. I know you and you would.
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  Speaker 2: Couldn't exist in what you have right there. There's not
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  Speaker 2: even a side table.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there is on that side.
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  Speaker 2: It's the size of, it's not a side table.
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  Speaker 1: And there's a nice little desk and a really beautiful TV.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's not. It's not. Look, I'm going to tell
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  Speaker 2: you the truth. And I mean this in a lovely way.
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  Speaker 2: That's not a nice hotel room you're in.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, well, girlfriend.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure it was like $ 5, 000.
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  Speaker 3: It was $ 1, 000 a night. And also this hotel room.
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  Speaker 3: I've been in hotel rooms in New York. This is luxury.
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  Speaker 2: It's not luxury.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you. Look, it's no Rosewood where you've got
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  Speaker 1: your own patio and garden.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's just a bed, a giant bed. Now,
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  Speaker 2: I admit it has nice bedding. That blanket, though, they're
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  Speaker 2: not dry cleaning that thing, just so you know. Even
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  Speaker 2: the nicest hotels, you never use the blanket. They don't
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  Speaker 2: dry clean that. They're not dry cleaning that every time.
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  Speaker 2: So some person before you has cuddled up in that thing,
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  Speaker 2: sneezed in it. I'm sure. Ate in it. I'll take
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  Speaker 2: it off. Oh, immediately you do this. Fold, fold, fold,
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  Speaker 2: place somewhere in the closet, hands washed.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I know you would die at? So
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  Speaker 3: right now the room that I'm in has the most
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  Speaker 3: stunning view.
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  Speaker 4: It is.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: It is gorgeous. I see the very large window. It
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  Speaker 2: looks like a shoe box.
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  Speaker 1: It is like the entire like New York sky.
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  Speaker 2: Like it's very pretty. That room is gorgeous.
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  Speaker 1: That room is not nice. Oh my God, it is.
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  Speaker 1: Trust me.
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  Speaker 2: You just haven't... I understand I just don't do New York.
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  Speaker 2: I've been to New York one time. Bye-bye. I said,
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  Speaker 2: thank you so much.
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  Speaker 1: I have my last few trips to New York when
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  Speaker 1: I've looked out my wall or my room.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you saw another building?
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  Speaker 1: You just saw a wall. Show me that again.
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  Speaker 2: A wall that goes to nowhere.
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  Speaker 1: So you just... It is just concrete. A brick wall, right?
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  Speaker 2: I get it. I get it. Buildings are very close together. Look,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm not judging.
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  Speaker 2: It's just not for me because I know that that's
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  Speaker 2: an expensive, beautiful hotel you're in.
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  Speaker 3: Nope.
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  Speaker 2: Jason Bateman and I probably were meant to be together
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  Speaker 2: because he would have immediately taken that blanket off too.
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  Speaker 1: Well, and you only do first floors.
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  Speaker 2: Also the sconces are not even. Oh my God. Am I,
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  Speaker 2: is that my eyes?
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  Speaker 1: They look even to me.
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  Speaker 4: Amy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: When, when it's dark at night tonight, the New York
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  Speaker 4: lights are going to hit. It's their anniversary.
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  Speaker 2: I understand, but are those wall sconces even? They're not
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  Speaker 2: even on the ceiling.
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  Speaker 4: No, they're not.
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  Speaker 2: The right one is a little higher. A lot a
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  Speaker 2: bit higher. But Danielle, come back. I mean, we're happy
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  Speaker 2: to have you.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, I was turning on the AC because it's hot
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  Speaker 1: in here.
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  Speaker 2: It's getting hot in here. Okay, well, anyway, that's enough
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  Speaker 2: of us critiquing your hotel room. I have another question
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  Speaker 2: for Manny since he's here.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So Manny, I got an email like on Sunday from somebody.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know who she was. And it had emojis
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  Speaker 2: and it was in reply to an email from 2008.
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  Speaker 4: 2008?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Sadeo and Kareem had a birthday party in 2008.
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  Speaker 1: Did you get this email? Did you get this, Manny?
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  Speaker 2: Or is it just me?
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  Speaker 4: It's catfishing.
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  Speaker 2: But it had everyone copied that we knew in 2008.
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  Speaker 2: That's so weird because I didn't get it.
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  Speaker 4: It's so weird.
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  Speaker 1: Did you see Manny's name on it?
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  Speaker 2: I have to go back and look. But I feel
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  Speaker 2: like you would have been on it. That'd be weird
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  Speaker 2: if you weren't invited to Korean's birthday party in 2009.
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  Speaker 4: Like their plan B party or something.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: So anyway, and then also my texts have been going haywire.
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  Speaker 2: I got it. Suddenly I got a text from 2001. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. 2021.
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  Speaker 4: Why are you getting old texts and emails?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Really fast. Do I get that phone?
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  Speaker 1: I'm concerned for you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Hold on.
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  Speaker 1: If you're getting old stuff like that.
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  Speaker 3: And the lead that Amy is bearing is at, what
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  Speaker 3: was at the end of that email from 2008 that
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  Speaker 3: you got?
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  Speaker 1: Like there was something at the end where I.
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  Speaker 2: It was a weird link where it was like the
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  Speaker 2: next great music star or something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And I told her, I was like, that's spam.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't click on it.
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  Speaker 4: It's trying to get all your info.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't copy everybody, you know?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You need to open them up to see if they're
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  Speaker 1: real emails, though. Like, what if they, like.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Sadeo had the invite to Sadeo's birthday party.
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  Speaker 4: Because Danielle would have been on that as well.
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  Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't have been.
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  Speaker 2: We talked about this. Oh, you didn't start working yet?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't graduate college until 2012.
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  Speaker 4: Holy moly.
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  Speaker 1: I was working for Ryan, but in his production company,
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  Speaker 1: not radio. So weird.
• 5:44
  Speaker 2: My phone's like crazy. So do I get that new
• 5:47
  Speaker 2: Apple phone?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 2: Because it's called an iPhone.
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  Speaker 4: The iPhone Duo?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: I heard it's heavy and I don't care for heavy.
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  Speaker 1: No, you don't get it. Why? Because you're talking about
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  Speaker 1: the one that opens up into an iPad.
• 6:01
  Speaker 2: Why do you need it, Amy? I don't know. What's
• 6:04
  Speaker 2: that Tesla that's not the Tesla, but it's like a
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  Speaker 2: monster truck Tesla?
• 6:08
  Speaker 1: The Cybertruck.
• 6:09
  Speaker 2: Someone said, is this the Cybertruck of iPhones?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Here's the thing.
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  Speaker 3: I heard that... Look, it's a lot of real estate
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  Speaker 3: of glass. If you drop it, that it will shatter.
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  Speaker 3: And I heard that it's so expensive to fix and
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  Speaker 3: also purchase.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I just.
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  Speaker 2: The heaviness. Someone said the camera quality isn't good. Lauren
• 6:31
  Speaker 2: said the camera quality isn't good. Just the heaviness for me,
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  Speaker 2: that's a no-go.
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  Speaker 1: I would say like if it's an Apple product, the
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  Speaker 1: camera has to be good. I'm shocked by hearing that.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: It does not interest me at all. I don't trust
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  Speaker 3: myself with my phones to begin with. What kind of
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  Speaker 3: case do you put on that?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. I'm sure they're making them. Do
• 6:48
  Speaker 2: you want to know my most boomer thing as you
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  Speaker 2: like to judge old people as boomers, even though I'm
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  Speaker 2: not even a boomer? I can't text on my phone.
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  Speaker 1: I know, your font is very large.
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  Speaker 2: Well, no, it's also the keyboard. I have to switch
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  Speaker 2: to my iPad keyboard. And then I crank that out,
• 7:06
  Speaker 2: crank it out, crank it out. On my phone, I'm like.
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  Speaker 3: Not to bring this back to millennials, but I saw
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  Speaker 3: this meme where it's like a millennial cannot do a
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  Speaker 3: big purchase on their phone. They whip out their laptops
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  Speaker 3: to purchase.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, why?
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  Speaker 2: Why can't you do it on your phone? Apple Pay.
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  Speaker 3: Click, click. Boom.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's like for like a big purchase.
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  Speaker 2: You're too scared.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, we got to order plane tickets like Gen Z
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  Speaker 3: will do that on their phone. And millennials whip out
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  Speaker 3: the computer.
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  Speaker 2: To do it. Gen Xers are like 1-800-IFLIGHT-SWA. They're like
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  Speaker 2: not even doing it.
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  Speaker 1: 1-800-DELTA. They're like, please make a flight reservation.
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  Speaker 2: And then we're like, operator! Operator!
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  Speaker 1: Oh my God, AI.
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  Speaker 2: Just me, zero, zero, zero. And it's like, before you
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  Speaker 2: do that, can you give me some more information? Zero, zero, zero, zero, zero.
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  Speaker 3: There has to be a rule of like the, like
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  Speaker 3: people calling a line and getting AI and like people
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  Speaker 3: on the other end, just being frustrated. Like when I
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  Speaker 3: get connected, when I'm just like trying to get to
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  Speaker 3: my doctor's office and they're like, if this is an.
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  Speaker 1: Emergency, go to the ER. Now, would you like to
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  Speaker 1: press one for this? Describe why you're calling. And I'm
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  Speaker 1: just like, I'm dying.
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  Speaker 2: Help me. Well, I guess this is a good time
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  Speaker 2: to bring up my zombie apocalypse survival. My TikTok is
• 8:34
  Speaker 2: Jonas Brothers, surviving the zombie apocalypse, country music. Oh, you
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  Speaker 2: have not listened to this.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Jonas, do yourself a favor and pop on over
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  Speaker 3: and give the Josh Peck episode a a little listen
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  Speaker 3: because you want to trust me. We're telling you this
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  Speaker 3: is something you want to listen to.
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  Speaker 2: I laughed so hard.
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  Speaker 4: I cried.
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  Speaker 1: I cried so much laughing. I've seen it so many times.
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  Speaker 3: It is.
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  Speaker 1: It is brilliant. It is funny.
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  Speaker 3: Let's just say it's Kevin Jonas had a Tom Welling
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  Speaker 3: moment and it was iconic.
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  Speaker 2: My favorite part is I'm a hot dog.
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  Speaker 3: So you guys, please listen because this will all make
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  Speaker 3: sense once you listen.
• 9:15
  Speaker 2: So, well, OK, now we're going to just jump around.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how I feel about Noah Wiley being
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  Speaker 2: the sexiest man alive. I don't like it. Well, okay.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to go that far. That's extreme. I
• 9:27
  Speaker 2: love Noah Wiley, right? I am ER. I am the pit.
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  Speaker 2: I love it. It seems.
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  Speaker 1: Can I tell you what it seems like? Can I
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: finish your sentence?
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  Speaker 3: It seems like they offered it to four other people.
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  Speaker 3: And those four other people said, I really don't want
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  Speaker 3: to be the sexiest man alive.
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  Speaker 1: And you know what?
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  Speaker 3: They said, okay, our fifth person is Noah Wiley. And
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  Speaker 3: Noah said, you know what? I want to be the
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  Speaker 3: sexiest person alive.
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  Speaker 5: Sign me up.
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  Speaker 2: I was about to say, it seems like a default
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  Speaker 2: that like, yeah, they just went, they went, they went
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  Speaker 2: like super or they went like super safe.
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  Speaker 4: They weren't, I mean, they could have gone with Alan
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  Speaker 4: Richson or, you know, I love Alan from Richard.
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  Speaker 2: I love Alan too.
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  Speaker 1: He's a babe, right? Like we can't knock it. He's
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  Speaker 1: a beautiful man. Like, it's not about that. It's just,
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  Speaker 1: that's not the person I would pick.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe People Magazine has an older demo. Like maybe they're not.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't say Noah Wiley's older demo.
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  Speaker 2: Is he?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, with Stassi.
• 10:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Stassi would know.
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  Speaker 2: Hold, Stassi. Laura, whoever's on here. Do you know who
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  Speaker 2: Noah Wiley is? Tell the truth.
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  Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with Noah Wiley. But I don't think he's
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  Speaker 1: at all sexy.
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  Speaker 4: I am.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, too many people talking. Okay, Lauren. You first. Yeah.
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: You think Noah Wiley... I'm obsessed with him.
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  Speaker 1: Do you like that he's the sexiest man alive?
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  Speaker 5: I think that there's definitely... What's his name? Abbott from Pitt.
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  Speaker 5: The other doctor.
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  Speaker 1: I think he's way.
• 10:59
  Speaker 2: Sean Haddisey. Yeah, Sean Haddisey. If we're talking about people
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  Speaker 2: from the Pitt, it should have been him. But I
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  Speaker 2: love Noah Wiley.
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  Speaker 5: And there's something about him in the Pitt that is
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  Speaker 5: kind of attractive to him.
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  Speaker 2: I agree with all that. I just don't know that he's...
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  Speaker 2: sexiest man alive.
• 11:16
  Speaker 1: This is what I'm going to say.
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  Speaker 2: And also he should have been it last year.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone has their own definitions of sexy for me.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, there's like, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Like for me outside of looks, like what makes someone
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  Speaker 3: sexy is like personality, what they're doing.
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  Speaker 1: Like, I don't know that from him. Like, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: He's pretty great, but you know, who's that guy that
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: I sent you that text of? I don't know. Who
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  Speaker 2: does this?
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  Speaker 1: I have to look.
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  Speaker 2: He was some reality guy you like. Oh, Craig Conover. Ew.
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  Speaker 2: But why did he look so good?
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely not.
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  Speaker 4: He's hot.
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  Speaker 1: I will give that to you.
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  Speaker 2: Why did he look so good in that one Instagram thing?
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  Speaker 2: He's a babe.
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  Speaker 1: He's actually really, really good looking. He used to date
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: Paige DeSorbo.
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  Speaker 2: Why was he walking down the street in the middle
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  Speaker 2: of traffic, though? That was weird. In a taxi.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. But he's like, you know, again, this
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  Speaker 1: proves my point. Thank you for saying that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, you know, his personality based off of, you know,
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  Speaker 3: reality TV.
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  Speaker 1: And you're like, you are not the sexiest person alive,
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  Speaker 1: even though you are so attractive.
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  Speaker 2: Correct. I understand what you're saying.
• 12:16
  Speaker 3: Who like the pressure of who is actually last year?
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  Speaker 2: No, it should have been, but no, I don't think
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: it was. Can somebody tell us who the 2025 sexiest
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: man alive was?
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: Look, I think people, was it the guy from wicked
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: Jonathan Bailey?
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  Speaker 2: That's random too, yeah.
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: Jonathan Bailey.
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  Speaker 4: That's really random.
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  Speaker 1: It was.
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  Speaker 3: It was Jonathan Bailey. My noggin gets it sometimes. I
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  Speaker 3: remember being Jonathan Bailey.
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: Who would I... Look, first of all, I like Ben Affleck.
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: I'm all about Ben Affleck. I would have done Colin Jost.
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  Speaker 2: He's like an underdog, but yet super sexy. Like, Noah
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: Wiley seems very Captain Obvious. Like, they just were in
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  Speaker 2: a room and they had a hundred names and they
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: were like, you know what? I'm just going to go
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: with Noah Wiley.
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  Speaker 1: You see, I don't think it's obvious. I think it's default.
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  Speaker 3: Like, it was.
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  Speaker 2: It's obvious default to me. Like, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I know Wiley. I hope he doesn't hear this. You
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  Speaker 1: are a good looking man. We're not saying that. It's
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: just weird.
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  Speaker 2: I love Noah Wiley. Do not get me wrong. I
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: love the pit. I love Dr.
• 13:16
  Speaker 4: Carter.
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  Speaker 2: Like I've been team, even that librarian thing he did.
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  Speaker 2: I've been team Noah Wiley since I saw him and
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  Speaker 2: Conan together at the Ojai Valley Inn. I hope we
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: bump into them again when we're there. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: that he's sexy. Like, I'm not saying he's not the
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  Speaker 2: sexiest man alive. It just seemed like it wasn't, oh,
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: it didn't surprise me. I just went.
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  Speaker 4: Not for this season.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even need it to surprise me. I need
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: to hear it and say, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Manny, your co-star.
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  Speaker 5: I know.
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  Speaker 2: Sexiest man alive.
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  Speaker 4: They could have voted me.
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: You know what this feels like? He handed the. the
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: scalpel to.
• 13:55
  Speaker 3: You guys ever see that the meme where dancing with
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: the stars where they say like Pasha is like voted
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: the hottest dancer or whatever and like I oh my
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: god what's his name Jan Jan the guy who danced
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  Speaker 3: on the Taylor Swift tour is in the corner looking
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: at the camera being like well he's like such a
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: babe I'm.
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: Gonna be a total hot take that people are gonna
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  Speaker 2: not like I'm also sort of like okay Jay-Z Oh, no.
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  Speaker 1: That is not a hot take.
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: I think everyone under the sun is saying that this
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: is the worst halftime show.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: I'm kind of annoyed because this is in L.A. Yeah.
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: But maybe he's going to have a bunch of special guests.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. Jay-Z's New York. If the Super Bowl
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: was in New York, you get Jay-Z.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: Do it.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: Get it. Understood. You understood the assignment.
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: Got it.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: We are in L.A., We have Miley. We have Justin Bieber.
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: We have... I can't do it anymore. You guys get
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying?
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: There's zero chance those two were happening, but... Well, the
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: rumor was Miley. And I was obsessed with that. Maybe
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: the Hollywood Bowl shows messed it up.
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: Didn't she kill it? Didn't she do so well?
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: Allegedly, no.
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: Allegedly.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: It depends which side of TikTok you're on. Because some
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: people are like, she killed it. That looks so fun.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: I wish I was there. Right. But some people are like,
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: she didn't sing. She pointed the microphone at the crowd.
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: Blah, blah, blah.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: Who would I have wanted? You know.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: I would have done another Adam Levine 9-5 moment.
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: Jay-Z feels like Noah Wiley to me. yeah, they're iconic.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: They're awesome. They're amazing. Default. Like that people are just
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: in a room and they're like, you know what?
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: He's on the NFL board.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: He picked himself.
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: So, well, I can be telling, I can be telling
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: maybe they had somebody and it fell through.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, so Jay-Z, like I'll save the day.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: Look at that.
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: Hannah says he did pick himself.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah. like okay if I was Jay-Z I would have
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: said Beyonce can you take this one.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: Like obviously Beyonce's coming and gonna do something that's obvious
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: we're getting Beyonce we're getting a lot of special guests
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: I'm sure it'll be cool but it's just like I
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: don't like it it wasn't fresh to me I think
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: that's okay maybe that's a better way to explain my
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: Noah Wiley thing yeah you are sexy Noah haven't you
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: already won this do you know what I mean like
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: it just feels like Oh, haven't we done this? I mean, look,
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: Noah Wiley is a cutie. Don't get me wrong. Okay,
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: here we go.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: Musicians that live in L.A. Billie Eilish, I would have preferred.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: Dr.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: Dre, Snoop Dogg.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: We just had Dr.
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: Dre.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Red Hot Chili Peppers. That's all I got. I mean,
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: I would have got somebody in the 90s, 2000s.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: They don't have to live in L.A. to do that.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: But they just have to be L.A. Like, I don't know.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: We did that last time. Remember the last L.A.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: One? Yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense. It's just
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's just disappointing. I'm not going to lie.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, you're you're like harsher than me. This headline makes
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: me laugh, though. Noah Wiley is a sexist man alive.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: No second opinion needed. No.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: I don't want Noah to not think that we think
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: he is the sexiest man alive. He is. You check
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: all the boxes. Noah, you check, check, check, check, check.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: Just didn't you get it last year or the year before? Like,
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: that's what I'm wondering. I feel like we've been there,
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: done that. Yeah.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Seen and been there, done that.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I watched Nobody Wants This this past weekend. The
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: first five episodes. So I have so many questions. Yeah.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: Because I haven't watched it yet, which is my own fault, right?
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: It's my own fault that I'm backlogged on shows. TikTok
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: is throwing spoilers. So I don't want to ruin it
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: for everybody. But do you know what I'm doing here?
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Is that in the first five episodes?
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: No.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Somebody's... The finale, I think, for me. I literally think
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: I've seen the end.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: Unless I fell asleep during the fifth episode. So unless I.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: Think someone spoiled the end. Talk to me about when,
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: because I'm also seeing this all over TikTok, the brother
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: and the sister, you know, the brother and the sister.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: Are they together breaking up? Like there's just right now.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: It's not really that like, so the brother separated from
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: his wife, not for his decision from her decision.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Um, and, uh, the sisters like kind of like pepping
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: him up.
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: So I've seen the end. I think, I think I've
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: seen the finale spoiled many, 25 times on TikTok now. Look,
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: it's my own fault. And that's how I feel about spoilers.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: If I didn't watch it quickly enough, my fault. So, right. Right.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: You know, I'm still going to watch it, but I
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: think I've seen the end, which, which.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Is, That actually all comes in episode six. Oh, OK.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: So I'm one away.
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: But, you know, these first five episodes, maybe the second
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: half of the season will be a lot better. But
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: the first half, I was kind of like I could
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: I was I don't know. I felt like the first
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: two seasons I was locked in. And right now I'm
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: folding my laundry while while watching. I'm. Doing this and
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: doing that. I'm packing, you know, whatever. It just isn't
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: capturing me as much as the first two seasons did.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: It's still great to look at Adam Brody, though. Well, look,
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: it's a great show, but it's just a great show.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: It's not like, yeah, the most amazing must watch. you
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: won't believe it.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: Adam came up though I mean this dude was like
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: a nerd looking kind of guy and now he's like.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: Adam Brody never had a nerd face he never had
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: a nerd face he was a nerd am I alone
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: in this I think I think Adam Brody has been
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: hot since day one laughing.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they tried to make Seth Cohen nerdy and he just,
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: he was not nerdy. He was hot from day one. Correct.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: That's such a great point, Hannah. Correct. That's so... I
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: don't even need to say anymore. That's exactly right.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: You know what you do need to say is because
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: you haven't finished it yet. Your zombie apocalypse.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: How do we survive it?
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: So I thought I sent a text that had a
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: lot of advice. Now, I don't know that I need
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: all the advice. Oh, okay.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: It's in our end up, yeah.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: I see it.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: So I.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Think that I could survive it. I think I've watched.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Except for number three on this list you can't do.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Fill every tub because you mean because I don't have
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: a tub?
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Because you don't have a tub.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: So mean. No, I don't, but I have a lot
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: of pots. Okay. So first of all, I know that
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: your number one thing is water. Like immediately water.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: So that's why I stockpile water. How much stockpile do
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: you have?
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: An entire fridge full of water, but it's not going
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: to last me long. That's why you immediately, when you
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: think the zombies are coming, start filling.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Up one gallon of water per person per day. That
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: feels like high to me. That's a lot of water.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: A gallon a day.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Like, like I think right now, because I think we
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: have to survive. My family, I would have, I would
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: last a day. And also, how do you know how
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: many days?
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: It's for the zombie apocalypse is forever. So if the
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: zombies start coming, it's, reversing it has never been done
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: in a movie as far as I know. Oh no,
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: I take that back. World War Z, they found a vaccine.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: And Brad Pitt's coming back in World War Z too.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: And I can't wait. But like Walking Dead, it's not
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: like it ended. It's just still going. I've never seen
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: anything else where they cured it. Have you? I'm sure
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: there's a thousand where they've cured it, but just top
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: of mind, right out the gate. I just only know
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: World War Z. Hmm. Okay. You need water, but eventually
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: you're going to have to figure out how to get water, right?
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: Like you're going to have to like go to a
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: lake and I guess you start a fire and then
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: you boil the water, right? Like you're going to have
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: to figure that out eventually, but this is just to
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: get us through the initial. And I also agree with this.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: The tip number two says don't join the traffic, hunker
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: down and lock your doors.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Explain this to me. What does this mean?
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: So a lot of people, people are fleeing because, but
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: in the zombie apocalypse, like, It's not just your town
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: that has zombies. The zombies are going to be everywhere.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: So if you get in the cars and you just
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: see it, cars, cars, cars, cars, cars, you're better off
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: getting your house ready to protect yourselves from the zombies
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: than thinking you could outrun the zombie apocalypse by going
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: to Nevada or whatever.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: I also get that because if you get stranded in
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: your car, you don't have anything versus your house, you
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: have supplies at least.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: And you could like... you could get like a great
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: example is in the last of us, what Nick Offerman did.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: I mean, he really created a fortress and he would
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: have been, he was protected from the zombies for years
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: and years and years and years and years. He finally just.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: Paradise with Shailene Woodley and it wasn't zombies, but you
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: know what I mean?
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: She like Graceland, she like got, she hunkered down at Graceland.
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: So Amy, how do you protect yourself, Amy?
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: In Paradise, why? Was it some sort of a storm? Well,
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: you need water.
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: Do you have a machete right next to your bed?
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: What do you have?
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: Tell us. You have to have knives.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: You're stressing me out. Why did Paradise wipe out so
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: many people?
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Because there was some sort of a nuclear storm or something.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: But that came after.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Why did that? Why are they in that? Why are
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: they there? I think it was like, a storm of
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: like a 2012 type of situation or day after tomorrow,
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: some sort of a big storm. Remember the storm and
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: storm and storm. And then all the power went out
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: and like.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Wasn't there like a reason why they couldn't go outside?
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: There was sort of nuclear fallout or the air was gone.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Maybe the storm sucked the air away. They said there
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: was no air or something.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: That's interesting.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: We don't.
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: Hmm.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Now this is blackout every blackout, every window. I don't
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: know about that one.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Take the stairs up and block them.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: That you can see a candlelight from like a mile away.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: But zombies react to noise. I mean, at least Walking Dead. Zombies,
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: not light. But you also have to protect yourself from
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: other people. Oh, Hannah. You make a great point. From
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: other people who want your water. Exactly. Eat the fridge first.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: Very obvious. Very obvious. Never fire a gun unless you
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: have to. Never go underground.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: Hmm. Why?
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: Maybe because if you went, say you went into the subway,
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: if the zombies come down.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: You can't get out.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: You don't have, you don't have an egress. Catch the rain.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: That's sort of where I'm at with the, you're going
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: to have to make your own water soon enough.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Why am I getting so much zombie content?
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Well, it's because you're talking about it and your phone
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: listens to you and then it just.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: It does do that, by the way.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: It does.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: I haven't talked about David Boreanaz in so long, like
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: a really long time. Sometimes I think about David Boreanaz
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: because I know, I think this person I know is
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: his doppelganger. So my brain thinks him, but I rarely
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: say it out loud. Yesterday, I sent an email about
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: David Boreanaz.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: You did.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: The David Boreanaz content I'm getting in my phone now
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: is crazy. I mean, I don't understand. I didn't even
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: know that Rockford Files was happening and now I'm getting
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: nothing but Rockford Files.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: So many computers in our universe know us better than
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: we do. Like I will literally say something like to
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: my husband, like, oh, these jeans are tight. And then
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: I like see all my algorithm, like here are stretchy jeans.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Speaking of stretchy jeans, I am having the hardest time
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: with jeans right Yeah. I need low rise, stretchy.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Low rise is having a moment right now.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: I literally will not do high rise. I cannot have
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: something jean pressing on my.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: You see, and that's how I feel about low rise.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I need something to suck in.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: No. I don't want to be uncomfortable. So I need
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: low rise, stretch.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: I can't do low rise.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: Even the low rise isn't low enough.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: I'm offended by low rise jeans.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: I'm appalled, Amy. I cannot believe it.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: When you see me in my low rise jeans with
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: my cute sweater and my blazer, you'll be like, you
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: were right. Because those high rise make you look like
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: your butt is this long.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: I will take that versus my stomach hanging out. I'm
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: not telling you to wear a crop top. No, I
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: just can't. Like, I like to feel held in.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: No, I want to not feel. I want to wear
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: a loose dress. I don't want to feel all tight.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: If I start to feel tight, like here and here,
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: then I can't eat. I can't do it. I just
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: want to like go potty all the time. Oh, it's
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: the worst. But it's the sizing. There's no consistency across
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: the board. No. I can literally be as extra small
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: and a large.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: Like what?
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: Or even like you can be a 27 here and
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: a 30 there.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Like it is, it's so dependent on the store. It
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: is wild. Like there's this one.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: Store, if you guys shop at Madewell, where I feel
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: great buying jeans from there because I'm two sizes smaller
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: than anywhere else.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Those people know what they're doing. Yeah.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: I'm wearing them right now.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: I think then if you're like an actual 24, like
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: my nieces or whatever, you can't even get jeans there.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: No, probably not.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter because we're all going to survive the
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: zombie apocalypse. I got to go back to nobody wants
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: this for a second and talk about the fire alarm.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Thank you for saying this.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: OK, so recently, maybe a week ago, the fire alarms
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: in the other like on one half of my house
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: were all beeping within a few days of each other.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: John and I realized that there they were overdue for replacement.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: I think they can only last 10 years and then
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: they start just like beeping. So we replaced all our
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: fire alarms, but we were tortured for two days straight.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: Like one fire alarm beeping and us trying to hunt
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: down which one it was and then going to the
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: next one and so forth. So I got extremely triggered
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: when I was watching it because I kept pausing my TV.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Being like, is this one of my fire alarms?
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: So many people.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: They did not set that up properly. They let it
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: go for like two minutes.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: And do they ever explain that it's the mother's or whatever?
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: So they let it go for like two, three minutes.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: And then the girl goes, ah, That sounds so annoying.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: Talking about the fire alarm. I was like, could you
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: have done that after the first beep?
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: So I didn't think it was in my house. So
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: many people were like looking around at their fire alarms.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: Thank you for bringing that up because it really annoyed me. I,
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: for at least five minutes, I kept pausing it being like.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: I can't decide if it's a funny bit. Like that
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: everyone's doing that or if it's actually annoying.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: That's annoying.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: I don't like it. You couldn't tell that the noise
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: was coming out of your.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: No, because it was. It was annoying.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, did I not tell you what happened to me
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: at two in the morning?
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: No.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Tell me. This is kind of fire alarm me. but
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: it just was life. Okay. Cause have you ever like
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: in the middle of the night, you're just like whacking
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: at the fire alarms. So I go to bed really late,
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: like two 30, but the other night I was two
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, okay, it's two. And I turn off
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: the light and then I, cause I do my emails
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: in bed. And then I realized the heating pad's plugged
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: in because I got my foot issue. I got my
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: neck issue. So I yank the cord of the heating pad.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: My arm hits the ice water thing bigger than this.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: No.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: It goes flying. So not only do I have 2 a.m.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: water everywhere, I have ice everywhere. So it's not like
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: you can just leave it. And all in the power strip.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: And the internet says like, literally the internet wants you
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: to shut off your power before you unplug the power strip,
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: which I'm like, I don't even know how to do that. So,
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: but it's all like, so 2 a.m. I'm just on
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: the ground, cleaning up water, cleaning up ice, trying to
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: figure out how to unplug this thing. I had to
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: move my dresser. Move my dresser.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Like it took Hulk strength.
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: By yourself.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Manny.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Thanks.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Where were you? Like no one was here to help.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: I might survive the zombie apocalypse on my own too, but.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Can I one up you for a second?
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: Please do.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: So what I was just saying.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: How my fire alarms were beeping in my house. The
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: way I found out what the very first alarm that
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: started beeping was dead asleep three in the morning.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: And I hear beep, beep, beep.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: And I immediately wake up. John is passed out.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: He doesn't wake up from that?
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: No. And I'm like, where is this coming from?
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: And then I realized it was coming from the baby
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: monitor in my room.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: And then I put.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: My ear next to the baby monitor and I'm muting
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: one of the kids. Then I'm muting another kid to
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: find out which room it's in. It's in the freaking
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: baby's room at 2.30 in the morning.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: So I have to go in there.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Does that mean it's out of a battery? Don't they
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: plug in?
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that means you got to like replace it. And so...
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: The monitor or the battery? No, because it was... It
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: was the fire alarm in the baby's room that I
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: was hearing.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Through the monitor. Oh, I thought it was on the baby. Oh, sorry.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: I'm so slow.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: So then I wake up John and I'm like, you're
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: going to have to help me do this. We got
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: to go in there like ninjas and make this work.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: It did not work.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: We went in there. You have to take it off
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: the wall.
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: No, we did. And we were loud, obviously. And the
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: baby just goes.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: No.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Middle of the night stuff is crazy because I have
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: such a weird night owl thing that sometimes I'm like,
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: am I the only person awake like in the town?
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: You are crazy.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: No, I see three a lot, but I don't. My
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: problem is if I see three, I want to see
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: 10 at least. Do you know what I mean? I
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: want to sleep till 10.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: You and rock stars are the same.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: I do live a rock star life. I do. Because like,
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: I remember like, I forget who, if it was like
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: Lionel Richie or Steven Tyler, all those guys.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You would do well on tour. I would not.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: The time I would do well, but the bus is
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: a no for me. Yeah. I've been watching a lot
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: of train videos on my TikTok. Like I'm on the
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: Amtrak from San Francisco to LA and I'm in this car.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't like that? You can work on the train?
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: It looks fun, but I think I would get motion sick.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: You won't, but I think you would have a problem
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: not being able to get off.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: I would. You know that boat we took in Tahoe?
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Not like a speedboat, but that Boat?
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: I felt sick. Yeah.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go to Alcatraz soon. And I think
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: that boat's going to make me a little sick, but
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: it's worth it. Are you going to Alcatraz with your nieces? No,
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: I just want to. I have never done the tour.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: I've been to Alcatraz for a concert, but I've never
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: done the full tour. And I need to. I want to.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: That's so fun. Thank you, Manny.
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: Well, hmm.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: And that's the news.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Is there this John Gosselin story? Do we need to
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: cover it? I think you're the one that put it
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: in there.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: I did, but I'm just... I don't know what to
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: think of this. I believe Colin. I kind of believe
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: John Gosselin. I do feel like Kate has some issues.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Like I've seen it. She does seem, but why all the,
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: what's going on?
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: I need to know, like I'm getting a lot of
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: he said, she said, he said, she said. How do
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: I know the truth?
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Has where's Kate?
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Is she like, does she, I don't think she's going
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: to talk about it.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Is she around? Does she do anything?
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: Sometimes I see her with who I think is her
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: security guard slash boyfriend on TikTok. Look, I don't know.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: And look, I guess that's such as life. Maybe each
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: of their versions is true to them. It seems like
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: there's no consistency.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: Like what's happening?
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: I think they're all a little messed up.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: And then the one sister seems to be not happy
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: with the one brother, the both that live with their dad.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: It's very, it's, it's not, it's very, Something's wrong.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. There's a lot of trauma and drama.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: And yet he's got New York times. Number one, bestseller.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: It makes me, I kind of want to read the
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: book now.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: I don't read books, but I'll get the audible or whatever.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: I need to read.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Lots of things this week that made us question the universe.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Things that make you go.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: Things that make you go.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: That should be the title of this episode.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: Totally do it. Things that make you go.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Hmm.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: Shout out to Noah Wiley. I feel like Noah doesn't
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: feel supported by us.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: He does not feel supported by us. It's like, Noah,
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: we support you. It just feels like you've won this
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: 25 times. That's where I'm at. I feel like you've
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: already won this so many times. Yeah, give it to
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: somebody else.
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: Like a co-star.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: Dr. Flores. I'm on the bit. Are you Dr. Flores?
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: I am Dr. Flores.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: Who would I do as sexiest man alive? I would
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: do Colin Jost. Because I want to do Ben Affleck,
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: but that feels kind of like we've seen that too.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: Colin Jost, I don't think has ever won it. He's
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: very funny. He totally knows he's not, that he is the,
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Scarlett Johansson is way more successful than him. I kind
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: of love the optics of that. Give him his flowers,
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: Colin Jost.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: That's my pick right now. I think that was a,
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: I think we messed up.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: My default pick will always be Harry.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: I just love him.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: He's magnetic. He's magic.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: See, I sort of thought Harry for the Superbowl.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Do not get me started.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: It would have been great. Thank you. Thank you. I
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: should be casting these things.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: People in the magazine should have called me.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: Because I think people would have gone Colin Jost. surprising,
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: but yet I get it. Or somebody might be like,
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: who is that handsome devil on the cover of People magazine?
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: No one's saying who.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Is Colin Jost.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: There are boomers that might not know Colin Jost, for sure.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Well, then they definitely don't know who Noah Wiley is.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: Can we give one sad thing? Can I say something sad?
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: We've lost another Star Trek crew member. Walter, I don't
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: want to mess up his last name, Koenig Chekhov, 90.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: so now all we have George Takai and William Shatner
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: Sulu and Captain Kirk that was sad that was sad
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: I mean I'm so and anyway I've got all kinds
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: of thoughts about Star Trek but I'll save it for
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: next week sorry to end on a sad note we
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: gotta end on a happy note what's something else happy
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: it's Danielle's anniversary oh happy anniversary and you know who's
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: a hunk that's a good one Let me tell you
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: who's a hunk. Blair Underwood. Blair Underwood.
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: Truth.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Truth.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Let's just end there. That is so good.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: Blair Underwood on Doc. I recommend Doc to everybody. That's funny.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: You know something? I don't know who that is.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: I need to look that up.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: You don't know who.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: Blair Underwood is?
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: He's the original Samar Moore.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: He's... From L.A. Law and Sex in the City. He
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: dated Miranda.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: And he was on Soaps back in 2008.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: He was?
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Two shows I don't watch.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: He was not on Soaps in 2000, Manny. I have
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: to correct you because he was on L.A. Law in
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: the 80s. You are not correct. Good try, though.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: We have booked him on KTLA. That I know.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: Obviously, Blair Underwood is a hunk. Doc is good. But
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: you know what's a thing about TV now that we
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: don't watch regular TV? I didn't even know the show
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: was back on. Like I didn't know there were fresh episodes.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: Like it is confusing with all these streamers. Yeah. I
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: leave you with that. I mean, we'll talk about it
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: more later, but like, how do I know what's what?
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: I need a list. I need lists and charts.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: I need one streaming service that tells me everything that's
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: going on.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: And I just need one.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: There's too much.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: There should be an app that does that.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: I'm coming up with a really good idea guys for Instagram.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: a way that you can go on our social and
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: find out what you want to binge, but I'm still
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: working through it. So just, do you remember how excited
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: y'all got that listen if you want to is coming?
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: Wait till you see on social, here's what you need
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: to watch, but it's a work in progress. Give me
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: a minute. Give me a minute.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: I like it. You've been talking about it for a while.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: I like it.
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: I've been, it's been building for about three weeks. It'll
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: get there. It'll be there. It'll be on and within
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: a couple of weeks. All right, guys.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Well, we hope to listen again if you want to.
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: Bye. That was clever.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: You said that.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: This is from you.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Of course you think it's clever. I picked myself.