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FULL SHOW: Keyzie's Travel Stitchup · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Big Show on hold Aki cheers Tooey from bringing
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  Speaker 1: back to laughs and the world gone.
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  Speaker 2: Man, Yeah right, don't fight, It's time to go oversize.
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  Speaker 3: This is the biggest, biggest feast, is the biggest, biggest
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  Speaker 3: shot Big.
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  Speaker 4: Show with Jason Hows, Mike Minogue and get your Mad Boss.
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  Speaker 5: It's great to have your company this Wednesday afternoon. It
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  Speaker 5: is the twenty third of October twenty twenty four, and you,
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  Speaker 5: my friends, are listening to the Big Show brought to
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  Speaker 5: you by Towey.
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  Speaker 4: Get It in You?
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  Speaker 2: Is it?
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  Speaker 4: Get get it in you?
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  Speaker 2: Is that what we're doing with this now?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah? Men?
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Oh sorry, Keezy? Are everyone great news?
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  Speaker 5: Keezy's back in the studio with us after his little
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  Speaker 5: deliance with Sydney. Yeah, that's how we're doing it now, Keezy.
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  Speaker 5: So it's with Towey Get it in.
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  Speaker 6: Right?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? Hang on. So you're listening to the Big Show
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  Speaker 2: brought to you by Tooey good?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, like you're really trying to squeeze one out right,
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  Speaker 5: But hey mate, good to see you.
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  Speaker 4: How's life?
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  Speaker 2: Life's really good? Actually, Jace, I've had forty four days
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  Speaker 2: off in a row. Four d's four days.
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  Speaker 4: Off you had four d's on your day off.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's not what I said. I said I had
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  Speaker 2: four days off in a row. And the issue is
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  Speaker 2: now that Mike's not here. Yeah, and I am a
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  Speaker 2: bit worried that people are going to start thinking, oh,
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  Speaker 2: Jace was away, and now Mike's away, now that Keysy's back,
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  Speaker 2: and they're all sort of taking turns. I'm worried that
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  Speaker 2: people are starting to think cracks are forming in the
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  Speaker 2: Big Show, so we can't all be in a room together.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, look, and the rumors are already starting. I'll
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  Speaker 4: be honest with you.
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  Speaker 5: I was in the supermarket today and someone asked me
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  Speaker 5: that very question, right, you know, is everything okay.
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  Speaker 4: With you guys?
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  Speaker 2: And what did you say?
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  Speaker 4: You know what? I said to it?
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely And he said, you know, as pugs, you know,
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  Speaker 5: taking precautions and stuff, And I said, yeah, he's doing
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  Speaker 5: all that. People have their concerns about the Big Show.
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  Speaker 5: I can absolutely and emphatically tell you everything's tickty boo.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I'll be honest with you. Outside of the
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  Speaker 5: studio we hate each other, Yeah, but when we're in
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  Speaker 5: this studio, it is just nothing but magic Keysy.
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  Speaker 2: Well, what because Mike's not here. Did he say why
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  Speaker 2: because he's blocked me? So I can't. I couldn't look
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  Speaker 2: at that.
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  Speaker 5: That's something that I'm not comfortable of, you know, talking
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  Speaker 5: on about you again.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but let's just say what that.
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  Speaker 5: Pugsart and I and old Minogi have started our own
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  Speaker 5: little chat songs.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, easy, okay, so yeah cool, So you guys just
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  Speaker 2: have your own little actually know this is we need
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  Speaker 2: to leave this off here, yes, and provide a front
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  Speaker 2: on air like everything's yeah, yeah, you're looking great, man.
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  Speaker 2: Is that a new haircut?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it is a new haircut.
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  Speaker 5: I was going to go for the fade, but I
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  Speaker 5: don't know how to explain it to the head or.
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  Speaker 2: Just ask for a fade.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well I did that.
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  Speaker 5: Last time and he didn't give me a fade. He
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  Speaker 5: just put black dust in my hair, which I didn't
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  Speaker 5: ask for, and then he said, you look twenty years younger, Joys.
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  Speaker 2: That's no app either, I remember. So what are you
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  Speaker 2: going to a barber or a hairdresser or.
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  Speaker 5: A young fellow started a barbershop just at the top
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  Speaker 5: of my street there, so I go to him to
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  Speaker 5: support local keezy, right, Okay, yeah, hey, back now listen,
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  Speaker 5: massive show. I head going to delve into your holiday, Keezy,
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  Speaker 5: because I've I've heard something shocking and I need it
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  Speaker 5: to dressed immediately.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Okay, we can do that next. Also, actually you
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  Speaker 2: do keep an ear up for that gig a little
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  Speaker 2: oh year the roar of the Encore. Give us a
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  Speaker 2: call straight away on oh eight hundred Hoduky and you
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  Speaker 2: could win five hundred bucks to go toward your next
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  Speaker 2: gig thanks to super Liquor.
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  Speaker 4: Here's a chemical.
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  Speaker 1: Brothers the Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
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  Speaker 1: and Keezy indeed.
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  Speaker 5: Beg there on the radio Hodarky Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
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  Speaker 5: The great news is Keyzy's back in town. The bad
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  Speaker 5: news is that Mogi's not back in town today.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's right. He basically got in touch just before
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  Speaker 2: the show said hey guys, something's happened worth the miss
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  Speaker 2: today's show. Yeah, but he'll be back tomorrow, which is great.
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  Speaker 2: But Jakes, I've been away in Sydney. Yeah. It all
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  Speaker 2: came about because a maid of mine has just moved
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  Speaker 2: over the end. We've been meaning to go and see her.
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  Speaker 2: Who and you sit up, you know she's just settling again.
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  Speaker 4: Sure, yeah, just before you get into it, Keysy.
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  Speaker 5: Right, when I got back from my holiday, I was
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  Speaker 5: shocked to learn that you're in Sydney. At no stage
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  Speaker 5: and I was spoken to Pagsan and the boss and boss, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: the Boss and Mogi. At no stage do I recall
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  Speaker 5: you asking my permission to go to Sydney. I don't
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  Speaker 5: recall that any of a happening.
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  Speaker 2: Do I have to do that?
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  Speaker 4: Obviously?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I need to go take a purse, so I
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  Speaker 2: have to ask your permission for that. Certainly you do, okay,
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  Speaker 2: because I like to go in there too.
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  Speaker 4: When you're doing that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's weird actually.
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  Speaker 4: But how was it though? Seriously? Because I find Sidney
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  Speaker 4: really hot.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't actually that hot. It was probably like twenty
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  Speaker 2: two degrees nice, it was really nice. Yeah, yeah, it
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  Speaker 2: was nice. How did you know? And so that was
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  Speaker 2: it was great. But we've been meaning to go over
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  Speaker 2: and visit a maide of mine and forgot that this
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  Speaker 2: deal popped up for cheap flights, so he jumped on that,
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  Speaker 2: which was great. Also, my wife had a like a
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  Speaker 2: COOPVE had a coupon for our accommodation, so I was
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  Speaker 2: twenty percent off. That's really nice.
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  Speaker 4: God you guys.
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  Speaker 2: Hostel. Yeah, and we got our own room in the
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  Speaker 2: hostel which was really nice, like really nice, probably like
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  Speaker 2: a three star. And then turns out the whole weekend
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  Speaker 2: we were there and my wife actually knew this, it
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  Speaker 2: was like thirty percent off all public transport.
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  Speaker 6: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: So I went on a train a few times, went
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  Speaker 2: on light rail or you might know that as a tram. Sure,
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  Speaker 2: we're on like a really big boat, like not super big, Jason,
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  Speaker 2: probably like I think it's called a fiery caught that
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  Speaker 2: out to a manly sort a really cool building by
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  Speaker 2: the water and it second bridge, have you seen the
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  Speaker 2: bridge in Sydney? Have you seen the bridge in Sydney?
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  Speaker 7: Jayson?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it'll blow your mind. If you haven't seen it,
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  Speaker 2: it'll blow you.
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  Speaker 4: I've seen the bridge.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wow.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Can I just ask you a question just on that front,
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  Speaker 5: by the way, would you go anywhere if you couldn't
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  Speaker 5: get a deal, because it seems to me it's like
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  Speaker 5: what oh my wife and your wife seems very good
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  Speaker 5: at this. Incidentally, my daughter's very good at this sort
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  Speaker 5: of stuff too. Cheap flights, coupons, yeah, you know what
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  Speaker 5: I mean. Public transport thirty percent enough. I mean, the
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  Speaker 5: question I ask you is would you go overseas?
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  Speaker 4: And if you couldn't do it, we get a deal.
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  Speaker 2: Well, there's this really cool building and sitting in and
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  Speaker 2: you can go in there and watch gigs and stuff
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  Speaker 2: right by the water. Yes, and we were really keen
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  Speaker 2: to go to one one of my favorite bands was
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  Speaker 2: actually playing there. But we had to pay full price.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I don't know about that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you know, because most of the eighty percent of the
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  Speaker 2: enjoyment for me is no target that I paid less
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  Speaker 2: than everyone else.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And so you know, it was really great because
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  Speaker 2: we found this restaurant around the corner from us that
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  Speaker 2: if you went in and dined early, you.
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  Speaker 5: Could get all you can eat off the price.
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  Speaker 2: So we were having dinner at like three p thirty
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  Speaker 2: every day.
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  Speaker 5: I remember when you went overseas last time and there
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  Speaker 5: was a buffet breakfast and your wife was stealing stuff
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  Speaker 5: in her in a little bag there, that's right, so
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  Speaker 5: that you could make lunch not have to pay for lunch,
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  Speaker 5: your cheap bastard.
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  Speaker 2: That's right. We went and found like a Tupperway store
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  Speaker 2: and then we're just go and load up on that.
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  Speaker 4: Have Tappa were on sale.
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  Speaker 2: The tough No No, unfortunately was full price. I was
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  Speaker 2: passed off about that, but honestly, I'd recommend it. It's great.
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  Speaker 2: People say it's expensive, but we didn't find it that bad, right, Okay, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: No, it's great to have you back, mate, and I
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  Speaker 5: You've got a great little ten going on. And the
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  Speaker 5: old burnt meat patties. You obviously got those out because
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  Speaker 5: they they are popping. Man, Yeah, I should do it
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  Speaker 5: because just to paint a picture here, Kezey's wearing a
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  Speaker 5: lovely tight white T shirt and it's.
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  Speaker 4: Pretty sea true.
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  Speaker 5: But listen, I've got something I need to address because
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  Speaker 5: if it's true, I'm going to be furious with you, Keezy. Well,
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  Speaker 5: like something that that you did again to your wife?
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  Speaker 2: What No, I didn't do that. No, no, no, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know. I don't know. I didn't.
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  Speaker 4: But here's the deaf times. Turn it that way, don't Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The hold I keep Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in days and four on Radio Hodarky.
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  Speaker 5: Is indeed def Leppard there on the radio hoed Arky
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  Speaker 5: Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. Keys He's back in town,
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  Speaker 5: which is great news. Sadly no Mogi today, but hopefully
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  Speaker 5: Mogi will be back tomorrow. I just want to assure
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  Speaker 5: everyone the big show's tickety boo. We're not all breaking
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  Speaker 5: up and hating each other's guts.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think Pugs is away tomorrow.
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  Speaker 4: Oh that's cool.
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  Speaker 2: And then I'm away on Friday.
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  Speaker 4: That's sweet, and.
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  Speaker 2: Then Moggi's off on the Monday.
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  Speaker 4: There you're kidding me.
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  Speaker 2: I am kidding. I'm just joking. Hey, we got a
• 8:29
  Speaker 2: great little talkback cent along Jason's from Todd and this
• 8:34
  Speaker 2: is something I just want to remind the audience of.
• 8:35
  Speaker 2: If you have the iHeartRadio app and you're listening digitally,
• 8:38
  Speaker 2: maybe you're out of radio signal or something, there's a
• 8:40
  Speaker 2: little microphone at the bottom. You can tap that and
• 8:42
  Speaker 2: send us a voice message, like old Toddy, did I
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  Speaker 2: get eight flowers?
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  Speaker 4: Just tie over from Taro.
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  Speaker 2: I just want to make a shout out to your
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  Speaker 2: massive backbones.
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  Speaker 4: Why Jay with Nogi owen easy thick porn, yellow monkey wheeze.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that's really good stuff.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm confident you'll know the answer to this. Keysy,
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  Speaker 5: what's thick porn?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: No, I think what he's done there is excidentally mix
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  Speaker 2: up the things. You know what I mean? Well, you
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  Speaker 2: know what monkey wheeze is.
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  Speaker 4: Though I know what monkey wheezers. I'm just curious to
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  Speaker 4: know what thick porn ish.
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  Speaker 2: So I'll discuss it off here. Hey, we were chanting
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  Speaker 2: my my holiday, weren't we? Yes, I went to Sydney.
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  Speaker 4: There was great Now listen, I don't like to listen
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  Speaker 4: to gossip and rumor.
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  Speaker 2: Kezy, right, okay, here we go.
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  Speaker 5: But we were doing the show yesterday, Moggie and I
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  Speaker 5: and he said there, No, he said something to me
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  Speaker 5: that was.
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  Speaker 4: So egregious, so.
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  Speaker 2: Abysmal.
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  Speaker 4: I refuse to believe it.
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  Speaker 2: That's something he'd say.
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Now, the listeners may or may not recall that when
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  Speaker 5: Keyesy last went on holiday, which was to BALI if
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  Speaker 5: I recall Keysy, that's right, Yeah, you gotta you gotta upgrade.
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  Speaker 2: I was sicky on the way there. I got upgrade
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  Speaker 2: at to Premium Economy was so nicely.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, And I just want to remind everyone Kesey was
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  Speaker 5: with his wife, and he was with his best mate
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  Speaker 5: and his part and his partner, and Kesey who could
• 10:13
  Speaker 5: have given the upgrade to his wife did.
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  Speaker 2: Not no will we bid for her upgrade as a
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  Speaker 2: well to join me. But unfortunately, and I say unfortunately
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  Speaker 2: and I mean it, she wasn't successful with her bids,
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  Speaker 2: so she had to sit with me.
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  Speaker 3: Regardless, Kesey took the upgrade and left his wife, best
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  Speaker 3: mate Moath, and his partner in the pig pens.
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  Speaker 4: And just loaded it up.
• 10:37
  Speaker 5: Now, the rumor was, and this is what Mogi said
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  Speaker 5: to me yesterday yet again on the way to Sydney, Jason,
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  Speaker 5: you got another upgrade Kesey, and your wife didn't. And
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  Speaker 5: if that is true and you took it, we're done, mate,
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  Speaker 5: because that is totally unacceptable to me.
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  Speaker 2: Can I say I didn't get an upgrade to premium economy?
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  Speaker 4: All right?
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  Speaker 2: I the situation was, Jason, you really had to be there,
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  Speaker 2: to be honest, to really understand the complexities of the situate. Situation.
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  Speaker 4: You know the works?
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  Speaker 2: Have you heard of the works?
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  Speaker 5: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: I had the works, which meant that I got a
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  Speaker 2: bag and a meal, and because I have a Koodoo membership,
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  Speaker 2: I get a free bag, so that it means you've
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  Speaker 2: got two bags. So it's like, why doesn't one of
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  Speaker 2: us just get the works?
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  Speaker 7: Then?
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  Speaker 2: We get the two bags. Anyway, it's only a three
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  Speaker 2: hour flow. We don't need a meal, you know.
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  Speaker 8: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: And so one of us, me having the Kudo membership,
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  Speaker 2: I had the works that I was given a meal
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  Speaker 2: and my wife was given a small packet of nuts.
• 11:42
  Speaker 4: WHI should be used to that. But I mean, and
• 11:45
  Speaker 4: I've heard that from just a passenger that texted in yesterday.
• 11:52
  Speaker 5: That your wife attempted to have a little spoonful of
• 11:56
  Speaker 5: your chicken casserole there and you literally lap to your hand,
• 12:00
  Speaker 5: and we.
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  Speaker 2: Shouldn't give me any of a nuts. But look, Jason,
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  Speaker 2: as I say, the complexity of the situation, I bought as.
• 12:09
  Speaker 5: Something complex about it Kezy, and I want to put
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  Speaker 5: it out to the listeners. On three four eight three,
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  Speaker 5: Kesey gets an upgrade. Last time he takes it, leaves
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  Speaker 5: his wife behind. Kesey gets food this time, doesn't share
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  Speaker 5: it with his wife. How do you feel about that?
• 12:20
  Speaker 5: On three four eight three, And does it defeat how
• 12:22
  Speaker 5: you feel about Kezy?
• 12:23
  Speaker 4: I need to know?
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: He rather texts three don't forget on three for three
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  Speaker 2: in the drawer for a twoy prize pack.
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  Speaker 1: The Hidiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarkey.
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  Speaker 4: Radio Hodi.
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  Speaker 2: This one goes out to you guys, gig it a little.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, indeed, looking forward to Tommy Yorke on Saturday. Keezy
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  Speaker 5: you going to that? Yeah? Me and Pugsan Mogi's going
• 12:51
  Speaker 5: on the Friday night and we're going on the sat
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  Speaker 5: Day night.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's because you guys can't be together in the
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  Speaker 2: same Oh.
• 12:57
  Speaker 5: Oh, I know, it's just because the Saturday night was
• 12:59
  Speaker 5: free and Ogi paid for his The stupid bar you
• 13:02
  Speaker 5: always doesn't really know that he's a top radio DJ.
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  Speaker 4: For God, say, that's the whole point of doing it
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  Speaker 4: free gigs.
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  Speaker 2: Why don't you just pay full price for something for once?
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  Speaker 5: Don't even start with me, Keasy, get a lukym mad
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  Speaker 5: Barsett house life.
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  Speaker 6: Oh that's okay? Hell you going? Yeah?
• 13:17
  Speaker 4: Good?
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  Speaker 2: Thanks?
• 13:18
  Speaker 5: Good mate?
• 13:18
  Speaker 4: Good? Hey tell me, Luke, what do you do for
• 13:20
  Speaker 4: a crust?
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  Speaker 6: I am an education around all day.
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  Speaker 4: A backbone, backbone, mate.
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  Speaker 2: I was.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if you know this about me, Luke.
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  Speaker 5: I went to teachers training college, but I I just
• 13:35
  Speaker 5: couldn't do it, mate. And it doesn't help if you're
• 13:38
  Speaker 5: you know, working with kids.
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  Speaker 4: If you don't like them.
• 13:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, no, that's it's probably key.
• 13:43
  Speaker 4: Yeaht of it, Yeah, totally. Mate.
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  Speaker 5: Now, listen, if we were to give you five hundred bucks,
• 13:48
  Speaker 5: what gig would you like to go and see?
• 13:51
  Speaker 6: Well, there's two options I've got in the moment. One
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  Speaker 6: highly rated option to me is just spend it on
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  Speaker 6: babysitting and get away from my kids.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Sure, And the other one would be crowded house.
• 14:03
  Speaker 4: Crowded house. Right?
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  Speaker 2: Is there any way you could combine the two and
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: use it to go to crowded house and have babysitting?
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  Speaker 6: I think I could.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Well, great news for you, Luke, You're five hundred bucks.
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  Speaker 4: Were at your mate?
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  Speaker 6: God, thank you very much.
• 14:15
  Speaker 4: No worries, Buddy, worries, Luke. That's what we do on
• 14:18
  Speaker 4: this show, mate.
• 14:19
  Speaker 5: We just give away cash, cash cash, Luke, appreciate it,
• 14:23
  Speaker 5: beautiful mate. Stand the line and I'll goot made pugsn
• 14:26
  Speaker 5: in the studio.
• 14:27
  Speaker 4: B We'll look after you, right, thanks mate. He Incidentally, Keys,
• 14:30
  Speaker 4: have you noticed puck sounds here at the moment?
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: It looks great?
• 14:33
  Speaker 4: Three Buffy?
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: Hey, I love it?
• 14:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: And can I just say big shout out to Super
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: Liquor for making this all possible. Cheers to Live gigs
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: and cheers to super Liquor. Jason, Yeah, totally. Now, before
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: we gave away some cash cash cash to Luke from donners,
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: you decided to start a pretty shit text convo, which
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: is was Kesier dog for upgrading himself on the way
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: to Sydney? Again? Can I just clarify that isn't how
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: it happened. I did get a meal and my wife
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: didn't because I needed a bet. She did it basically,
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: So why you know it's only a three hour flight?
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: And so your text topic was how do you feel
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: about Kezy? Has this changed your thoughts around her?
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: Because I want to reiterate too. He did that when
• 15:11
  Speaker 4: he went to Balley as well.
• 15:12
  Speaker 5: The last time they went overseas, he got upgraded to
• 15:15
  Speaker 5: economy and left his wife in the pig pens.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: Well, what about this one here on three four eight three.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: If the flight is over four hours, it's every man
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: for himself. See that's good. I agree, man. If you
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: can get a free upgrade, you go for it. If
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: she got the upgrade, I'd be happy for it.
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: That sort of attitude makes me vomit in my mouth. Kezy,
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: she'll be.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: Looking for an upgrade soon, not hard with Keesy though
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: longtime listener, first time Texter Kezy is a yellow belly dog.
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I think that's fair.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: What do you think, Hody Jay, I'm getting big misogynous
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: Keezy vibes the dirty, dry humping dog. That's what you
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: were after when you start.
• 15:51
  Speaker 9: Now.
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: I mean, I refuse to believe Mogi when he talked
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: about it yesterday that you did it a second time.
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: And I'll be honest with you, mate, I'm disgusted right. Um.
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: You know I've been married for twenty seven years, mate,
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: and I would never ever, Well, if I got upgraded,
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: it would be instantly. There you go, Darling, you fill
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: your boots and I'll tell you what.
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: She wouldn't do it? Why not because she loves me
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: and she wants to hang out with me.
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: Because we're going on a holiday to give keys in
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: not in separate compartment.
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: No j outcher boys.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: So you're saying that both of you would say no
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: to an upgrade. Yes, that's just stupid. No, have you
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: ever been premium or business?
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: Mate? I'm premium every time I fly.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, here we go, bullshit, that's just stupid. You're both
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: missing out.
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: No, man, that's just non acceptable, Keysy, I'm not happy
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: about it.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: He's t Rex for.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: Hod Aki Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesy.
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: Guns Roses here on the radio Hodanki Big Show. Just
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: very quickly getting back to the fact that you've got
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: a free meal on the trip to Sydney flight and
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: my wife did it and your wife didn't. Just to
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: I don't want to sort of reiterate it, but your
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: wife wrung me in tears that night she was starving, Kezy,
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: was she keep the text coming on.
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: Three four eight three? Is keasy a piece of shit
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: for doing that?
• 17:13
  Speaker 8: That is not.
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: Then and remembering, of course that he went to Ballei
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: last time and upgraded to Premium economy and left his
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: wife and economy.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not going to.
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: Assume what other people are thinking, Keezy. I just want
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: to know how other people feel about it, because I
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: know how I feel about it well.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: That the topic is not as keasy a piece of shit.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: That's not the topic. The topic is keasy smart to
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: have just got the works for one person because they
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: only needed one bag, or pay extra for two meals
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: when it's only a three hour flight.
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: Now, listen I want to sort of beer down on
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: something that you wrote in the chat the other day
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: while you were over and Saidney, and that was something
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: to do with you being massively steamed and going to
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: the Opera House and pre loading beforehand.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: What was going on there?
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Mates, Well, first I can if you're going to, you know,
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: talk about this topic. You got to discuss the full
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: text that I sent through which I was massively steamed
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: at the Opera House responsibly, is what I said. Yes,
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: basically I misread the situation for the Sydney Opera House.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Now I did manage to go inside and watch a
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: concert the Friends of Ours book to the whole thing.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: I had never heard of the group. All I knew
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: was that it was with the Sydney Philharmonic Orchestra and
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: this other group which was magnificent. However, we basically the
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: Opera House is you know, it's out on the sort
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: of point there right by the bridge.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: The Opera House, and it's in Sydney.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: Jason.
• 18:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: Now there's a whole lot of bars nearby, and every
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: single one of them has a great view of like
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: cruise ships, the harbor bridge, the Opera House. So we
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: sort of did a bit of a TICKI time.
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: That's why you went into the may because of the
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: great views.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: That's right for the view. And we were there probably
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: for about five hours before the gig started, and then
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: the gig starts at eight. At ten past eight, we're
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: still watching them back this cruise ship out because it
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: was quite interesting and well, I don't even know the
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: name of this gig anyway, so let's just be like,
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: because this is really interesting watching them. There were tug
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: boats and stuff, which are like small boats to trust
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: you know what a tug is. So anyway, ten minutes late,
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: going into the opera house as I we're rushing and
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: can't find the entrance, you know, cool looking building, can't
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: find a bloody door to save herselves, you know, get
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: in there, straight to the bar. I'm like, oh, why
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: is he no one in line at the bar? This
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: is great. I'll have a couple of toyes please, I said,
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: And then they said, what's toey We're in Australia and
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: I was like, okay, I'll have a couple of the
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: local bruis. Then responsibly got two so I didn't have
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: to get up again, got up to the front door,
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: went to go in and the asher was like, Hey,
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: you're going to have to wait for You're going to
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: have to wait for the applause. You can't just walk
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: in halfway through them performing. And I was under the
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: impression that it was some sort of like electronic gig
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: mixed in with a bit of symphony, but it was
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: like a proper orchestral performance. So I'm waiting at the
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: back on the two beers, and my wife is there.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: She's not steamed at all, but no, not in tears.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: She's fine at the stage anyway. I make my way
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: to my seat, which is sort of near the front.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: She's up the.
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: Back, even telling the story you see pest.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: So she goes to her sea, which is at the
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: very back. I'm up the front because we couldn't afford
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: to get both, so I figured white and ice at
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: it the front. But I get in there and I
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: go and sit down, and as I turn around and
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: look at everyone that's around me, they're all fifty plus,
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: all wearing really nice outfits. No one else has drinks,
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: and I'm holding two beers, showing up late and quite steamed.
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: If you tell me now that you were wearing that
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: ridiculous pink jacket.
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: I'm going to slap you.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: I was wearing my pink oh sorry, I was wearing
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: my faded red jacket honestly, and it was just, oh wow,
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: I've bitten off more than I can chew here with
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: such a classy event. I loved it, thoroughly enjoyed it.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: It was quite bleary for the whole thing, quite loud.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Have you heard a tuber before? It bloody loud. And
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: then by the end of it walked out and I
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: was just like, well, I completely mis misgauged that. My
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: wife was like, oh, you reckon. Yeah, So just a
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: fear warning if you go to an orchestral performance.
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: Actually just on there. No, by the way, if you've
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: never done that, bloody amazing. I love going to the
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: symphony and just having having a blast. But you sounded
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: like you disgraced yourself and the big show and pugsn.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because the Big Hay has got a great reputation. Yeah, totally,
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: I've definitely heard of it.
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: But listen, I don't want to go too hard on you, keezy,
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: because actually I had little bit of a confession to
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: make to you after five mate.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Right another one.
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: You feel a bit I feel pretty bad about it.
• 21:25
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: In anticipation for this is Jason piece of shit text
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: he on three four it We're going to do that
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: after five.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: The whole king Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: Welcome back to your mess of bagbones. Hope your Wednesday
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: is going along tickety boo. You're listening to the Big
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: Show brought to you by Towey.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: I told you that, Keysy, We've changed. You've got to
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: join in, right, Okay, do it again. You're listening to
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: the Big Show brought to you by Dewey. Yeah, well okay,
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: well maybe I'll just do it.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: That really hurt my throat. Yeah, it looked like it
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: did to jeepers. It felt like I've just done tool
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Was it tool chat?
• 22:08
  Speaker 6: Yes?
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: See? I thought we weren't doing till he get it
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: in you We were doing two he celebrating the return
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: of the year right billboards.
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: Yes, And actually on yesterday's show, we had people send
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: in their ideas on three four eight three, and we
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: rang the hotline there and just fired them through.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: So hopefully we'll hear back about those very.
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: Shortly, because there a high line you can call and
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: leave and leave your ideas.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, sounds amazing.
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: One of them was really good at really till work.
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: Fancy this is our year yeah right right?
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: What they're doing there that tickles my fancy? Yeah, of
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: course the return of the famous two year right billboards,
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: because in this age we could all do with a laugh. Heayber.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: What's coming up on the show, Jason?
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: Well, firstly, I'm coming up next. I've had a bit
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: of a confession to make. But after realizing what what
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: a piece of work you are ditching your wife yet again?
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: My wife upgrade, I had a meal, she did it.
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: I feel like I don't feel so bad about what
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: sort of happened with you. So that's going to be
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: coming up next. I just want to reiterate to people
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: no mogi today and just scotch the rumors that are
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: just fluttering around there that we hate each other's guts
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: and that yeah, we can't all be in the studio.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: To give it because I know that, like sometimes this
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: is how radio shows finished. You know, certain people aren't
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: there and there's always two people. That's not what's happening.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Any of those rumors that have been started are not true.
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, mind, you have to hearing about what you did
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: to your wife on those traps. I'm actually beginning to
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: feel a bit that way towards you, actually, Keezy.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Jason Us, I feel you're putting too much mustard on
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: this and people that have just tuned in are going
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: to think that I've done something atrocious and you have
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: no I haven't. For those who have just joined, all
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: we did was we went to Sydney. I had the
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: work's upgrade on in New Zealand because we only needed
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: book one bag and so why would we both get it?
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: It's a three hour trip. I was like, do you
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: want a meal? She's like, no, not really should be fine,
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: We'll eat before we go. Okay, sweet, all right, it's
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: not the end of the world. I had a meal
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: and a bag and she did it.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: All right, It's not the end of the world here,
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: Smashing Pumpkins.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Don't just throw to a song like that.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Tune that Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: And Kesey inkeep us there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: Show this Wednesday afternoon. Keezy I said the front mate,
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: come on now, hey, now listen, well, I've got a
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: bit of a confession to make now.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: People, some people may not know a very nervous and
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: anxious and agitated little.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Keysy Okay, what Jason's trying to say is approximately a
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: year and a half ago I asked Jason if he
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: could be my agent and find me some acting job. Yes,
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: And then he put a whole lot of mustard on
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: it and said, I was anxious and nervous.
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: That little Keesy came and said, howidy jay legend, that's
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: not how it happened.
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: Your massive backbone. Will you be my agent?
• 25:09
  Speaker 8: Know?
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: What happened was you said you were an agent and
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't mind getting into acting, and then I signed
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: up with your agency. And since then it hasn't really
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: gone too well.
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: And I thought to myself, looking at that little Kezy,
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: there he can nestle into the breast of forty j
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: and I'll nurture him through.
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: Um.
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: And this is why I have a bit of a
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: confession to make Keesy.
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: As you know, I was away for the week last week.
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: It was one of those scenarios where you've got holiday
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: days and your bosses are going can you use them
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: up please?
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: Before Christmas?
• 25:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: So you didn't actually go anywhere though, right, you were
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: just here.
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just sort of hanging out. But what I
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: do do is I go sort of quiet zone.
• 25:47
  Speaker 6: Is what you do do?
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I turned the phone.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Off, right, even though you're here in Auckland.
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I just don't want to talk to anyone. I
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: just need some time and some quiet and some peace
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: and quiet.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: I did that all week last week, and I may
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: or may not have missed some calls which may or
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: may not have been opportunities for a young and up
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: and coming crazy the actor from certain people that may
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: or may not have been huge directors in their own.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Right r and hang on actors, right, Okay, so what
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: are we talking? You know, Shortland Street, that sort of thing.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: We're talking.
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: I know we're talking far beyond that keezy way because
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: I've been a little bit sort of sensitive to the
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: fact that you carry on.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: I used to love Home in a way it's a
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: great show.
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: I was getting very sensitive to the fact that, you know,
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: you were really humming into old hardy j at your
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: lack of prospects.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: I really put my nose to the grind.
• 26:55
  Speaker 7: Go on.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: Well, it's just would have been convenient because you could
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: have been standing about five minutes away from the grind.
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: And thought, no, I'm going to really put it in
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: there for Kezy. You know, he's got that quirky goofy look,
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: he's got that sort of sort of tufty mustache.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: Surely I can do something.
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: So I just sent it out, not just with the
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: New Zealand and Australia worldwide, right, And I was actually
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: amazed by the response I got by people.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: So so when did you say what you did that
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: recently then turn your phone off for a week.
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: Yes, well I need time out sometimes, Keezy. That's just
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: how it is, man, right, don't begrudge me, No.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Hang on, that's fine. People need time out. I get it.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: How many offers did I miss out on? And the
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: kind of offers where we could just wring them now
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: and be like, no, I'm back now he's interested.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: Look there sort of give and take. I mean, it
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: depends how you look at them.
• 27:41
  Speaker 6: Really.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: Well, you know, so glass half full? Glass half?
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: I tell you I'll play you the messages because I
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: didn't actually get back to any of them. Right, I've
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: just got to put that on the line right now,
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: because the sort of time when I turn my phone
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: back on. All those offers kind of disappeared.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: Right, And is it like an unspoken rule where we
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: just can't get back to them? But hey, is this
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: still open?
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: Can we do that?
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Could you do that? As my agent?
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: I could do that, but I couldn't be bothered, right, So.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: We'll do that next show.
• 28:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Sure, this is gonna make me feel worse.
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: Oh no, it should make you feel better because of
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: the quality of the people that were asking.
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: Kesey, Yeah boy, Nirvana on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
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  Speaker 5: this Wednesday afternoon. The time is five twenty five and
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  Speaker 5: a boy. I just made a bit of a confession
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  Speaker 5: to Kesey. When I was away on holiday last week,
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: I had my phone off and I'm Kesey's agent, and
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: as I was saying to Kezy, I may or may
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: not have got certain calls from certain directors inquiring about
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: Keysey's availability.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you were saying, these people are bigger than Shortland Street. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: which is I'm trying to think, like, what is that
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: backed to the rafters or some sort of show.
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just a little bit better. You mentioned home in
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: Away kind of on that level. Wow.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, how Margot Robbie got her start.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah exactly.
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  Speaker 5: Well that's how a lot of Australian actors and New
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: Zealand actors get their starts and those soaps over in Australia.
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: But anyway, so I feel a little bit bad about it.
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: But what I want to do is because you've been
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: giving me a hard time about the lack of work
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  Speaker 5: that you have through me, and I just want to
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  Speaker 5: actually prove to you that that actually these people actually
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: called me, because.
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  Speaker 4: Otherwise you think I'm just pulling a rabbit out of my.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Ass, right, Okay, well, so play the first voice, Meldon.
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: Well, the first one is, well, he's done a few
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: good things. Inception, does that come to mind?
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  Speaker 2: Oppenheimer Yen Hymen, yeah, Oppenheimen what the hell's off?
• 29:54
  Speaker 10: And Omen Jase.
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: Jase, oh my god, podsh my god.
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  Speaker 4: Um and just still up there easy.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, it is still all right.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: I'm doing to find the voice.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, if you could mate, that'd be good.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, Hello there, this is Christopher Nolan looking for Hoiti
• 30:21
  Speaker 7: j I hope you're well just calling regarding one of
• 30:24
  Speaker 7: your talents. Christopher Key or Keysy as you call him,
• 30:27
  Speaker 7: I think he'd be perfect for my next feature film,
• 30:31
  Speaker 7: all shot on Imax in about fourteen hours long. Of course,
• 30:35
  Speaker 7: it's going to be essentially Oscar bait. We'll have a
• 30:38
  Speaker 7: Best Picture nomination and probably a guarantee Best Actor win
• 30:41
  Speaker 7: for Kesy. And of course I have my flat rate
• 30:43
  Speaker 7: of fifteen million dollars for all my leads. So if
• 30:46
  Speaker 7: you could please let them know and possibly get back
• 30:48
  Speaker 7: to me by Sunday at the latest, otherwise I'll be
• 30:51
  Speaker 7: calling Killian Murphy again. I hope you're doing more than
• 30:54
  Speaker 7: two strokes these days.
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: Wow, dear God.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: I think that guy directed Oppenheimen.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: I don't know how that happened, but it happened. But listen, listen.
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  Speaker 5: Even though that particular film, I mean, he's he's bloody,
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: what's the word.
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  Speaker 4: He's prolific.
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: Mate, So I'm sort there'll be another opportunity, And to
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: be honest with you, Keazy, I don't think you're ready
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  Speaker 5: for that level of movie yet.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Okay, is the only one? I hope that was
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: the only one.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: We Sadly it wasn't the only It wasn't the only one. Yeah,
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: if you heard a Guy Ritchie.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah what movies? Does he direct?
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: Lotstock and two Smoking Barrels.
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah that sort of thing you know, Yah,
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: sort of classic British sort.
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: Of game match snatch, a bit of snatch.
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  Speaker 8: Ah.
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he gave me a call as well.
• 31:46
  Speaker 8: Oh good j just seeing here that you're the agent
• 31:50
  Speaker 8: for old Kezy. It's Guy Ritchie by the way, directing
• 31:54
  Speaker 8: a new film. It's going to be based on sort
• 31:56
  Speaker 8: of English gangster stuff. Thought Kezy would be right at
• 31:59
  Speaker 8: home playing one of these characters, playing one of the leads.
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  Speaker 8: It'll be about three months filming over here in London,
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  Speaker 8: but of course standard rate applies fifteen thousand pounds per day,
• 32:09
  Speaker 8: and then every day that it's in the cinemas as well,
• 32:11
  Speaker 8: he'll get a couple thousand quid for that as well.
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  Speaker 8: Hit me back by the way, still got my number,
• 32:15
  Speaker 8: So if you can get in touch with me, mate,
• 32:17
  Speaker 8: that'd be great. Need to nobody into the week tell
• 32:19
  Speaker 8: Mogi I said, Hi, cheers.
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: Two things on that front. One, I hate his movies,
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  Speaker 4: so I don't want that to do wow, I mean
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: I just don't.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: So that's why you didn't call him back.
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: I don't want you to be a part of it.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: And two his accent is terrible.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Right, Oka?
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: Is that the end of it?
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: Then this one I do feel bad about, right you
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: may have you ever heard of Scarlett Johanson?
• 32:49
  Speaker 11: Oh shit, it's a voicemail. Okay, jays Hi, it's Scarlet.
• 32:53
  Speaker 11: Hi long time.
• 32:55
  Speaker 6: Hey.
• 32:55
  Speaker 11: Can you ask Keasy if he would be really to
• 33:00
  Speaker 11: play a role I've had this upcoming movie. There are
• 33:03
  Speaker 11: some intimate scenes, and I know the last guy that
• 33:05
  Speaker 11: was asked to do it. We just didn't really gell
• 33:08
  Speaker 11: but I feel like he'sy and I really wouldn't And
• 33:11
  Speaker 11: ten thousand dollars a day, you can tell him that's us.
• 33:14
  Speaker 11: Oh yeah, so it's really important. I do need to
• 33:16
  Speaker 11: know about the end of this week. Yeah, anyway, comic
• 33:18
  Speaker 11: babes bye.
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I love Scarlet. She's great.
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: But once again, I think she's done so many roles
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: over the years, even her accent at the moment. But listen, no,
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: I know, because you know you had that we had
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: that scene man on man that from a little while
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: back that you were like not comfortable with. The one hour,
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: one shot love making.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Scenes was very different.
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: But I do have to say that this movie was
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: pure erotica.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: Which one are you talking about now, you do, Scarlett
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Johan Not?
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, yeah it was. It is erotica, and I
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: know that you're not particularly comfortable with it.
• 34:00
  Speaker 7: What was it?
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: Big Time Stories? There was Big Time Stories. So but
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: you know, there'll be another opportunity somewhere down the line.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: Cool, I'll I'll say, just keep your phone on jas
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: because you never know when a Hollywood director with a
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: great accent is going to call through with a massive role.
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, totally, Yeah, good stuff.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: The Darchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: And Kesey Matellica there on the radio Hodarky Big Show
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: this Wednesday afternoon the time.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Oh you're right.
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: When I have a neck area which is chewing gum right, yeah,
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: it's like with nicotine in it.
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: Sometimes it hits me real hard right in the esophagus.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: The AKEYSI and it just happened midway through Yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, now listen if you're just joining us. By the way,
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: no Moggi today, but hopefully back tomorrow.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: You're good. Yeah, Moggie will be back.
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, my mouth.
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: That's the weird thing. It's the ever going down that's
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: burning my esophagures.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: So great man, yeah, no mo you today. He'll be
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: back tomorrow, which is great. However, in the meantime, Jason,
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: I think we've got breaking news.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: We sure do, mate, this is breaking news.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: Can I can you have a gavisco on or something,
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: because it's really thrown me off, you just barely being
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: able to stop myself throwing.
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: Passay, it'll pass.
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: Now listen if you're in just swinging, you need to
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: listen at Big Time New Zealand.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: That's right. We have started the radio Hodarky Swingers Club.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: So have you ever thought about getting out there and
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: having a swing.
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: Look at Pagsan nodding away there in the studio, but
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: he's into us.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: Of course, when we say swimming, we mean golf, swinging, swinging.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: We mean golf, not swimming.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: Geezy, yeah, we mean golf. Yeah yeah, which is exciting. Basically,
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: how this came about as Jason and I have started
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: playing golf together. Rees, well, we played once and he's
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: turned me down every time since.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: But we're playing tomorrow though, man, yeah we'll see yeah,
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: yeah good.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: So we've been started playing golf. We're like, you know
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: what we should get out there because people in our
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: listenership like playing golf. There are people that don't years
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: and there are people that do. However, this particular promotion
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: we're going to start running if it goes well, We're
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: just going to start in Auckland first of all, see
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: how that goes, and then we'll be open to suggestions
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: of other places around the country. Basically, you get in
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: touch at Hodaki dot Co Dottings and you sign up
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: and you and four of your mates could be coming
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: to play a round of golf with us. This time
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  Speaker 2: it's at Moody Why Golf Links in Auckland, which is
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: a very very nice golf course. You get golf carts
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: included burgers, you know, beage bridges. So it's even if
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: you're not into golf doing that with the big show.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: I mean Pugs never plays, neither does Mogi. No, it'll
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: be very casual. It's just an excuse for us to go, Hey,
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: let's go play some of the best courses in New Zealand.
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what I I've been able to move away once
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: I think, yeah, not to play. I mean I've been
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: at the beach heap of times, but I've seen the
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: course a couple of times.
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: It looks like an absolute doozy.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: It is a really good links course because it's by
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: the water. It is in the name Moody Way Golf Links.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, So it's an amazing place to play.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: If you are interested in that. The Ducky Swingers Club,
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: it's a tease in the bowl situation to find out
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: who you peered up with because obviously you do golf
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: and fours yes, so be four of us and then
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: four listeners as well.
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, great staff gets stuck into it. I'm really looking
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: forward to that. And we're thinking what time sort of
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: period they hare November ish, Oh yeah.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: I think the first one we're gonna do is going
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: to be on the fourteenth of November, which is a Thursday.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: And if you don't have golf clubs, don't worry, we'll
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: provide those if needed. Yes, golf carts, the whole she bang,
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: so Hadarky dot Co Dottings and if you are interested
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: in joining the Hoducky Swingers Club, beautiful Gotchy turn it up.
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: The Hurarchy Bing Show podcast Lincoln Park there on the
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: Radio Hodaki Big Show this Wednesday afternoon now coming up
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: after six o'clock.
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: All your old favorites, including What's on the TV with Me?
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: Mike Minogue. I'm thinking we maybe get Pugsan in for that. Keezy, Absolutely,
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: I'll be keen. He's a man of great taste.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: Also, before we get to that, there is a text
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: that came through earlier in the show when we were
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: discussing the fact that I had the works upgrade for
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: the flight to Australia recently and my wife didn't, and
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: that was purely for baggage reasons.
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: And also I want to point out that when you
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: went to Bali last time, you got an upgrade to
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: premium economy and left your wife.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: She was unsuccessful in her bid to join me, and
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: next time the agreement is she gets James.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: Where's key Jase.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: Someone ticks through saying I recently went to Fiji with
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: my wife for twenty seven years, requested in upgrade. We
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: were both offered one, but we couldn't sit together, so
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: he stayed in economy.
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: There you go.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: No, that's a text I want to discuss because I think,
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: what a three hour trip to Fiji. You both missed
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: out on a free upgrade. What the hell are you doing?
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: So we'll discuss that after sex AJS.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, mate, the whole acting Big Show with Jace, Mike
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: and Kezy. Tune in week days and four on radio.
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: Welcome back your massive backbones. I hope you're getting through
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: your hump day. Tikety boo.
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: You're listening to the Big Show, brought to you by Tilley.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: Now we've got Pugsn in the studio with us, purely
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: because when we were doing the podcast outro today, we
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: had Pugs join us, which is what we tend to
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: do when one of us is away. Old Pugsn leaps
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: into the breach, don't.
• 39:22
  Speaker 10: You feel Yes, I'm very grateful to do so.
• 39:24
  Speaker 9: Man.
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's great having you because I love talking about
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: you and your life and stuff.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: It is really interesting.
• 39:30
  Speaker 10: Yeah, you do seem to love that.
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: One thing I noticed about today's podcast is we all
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: came in. It was quite fiery. There's a lot going
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: on there, you know, there was a lot like it
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: was pretty full on because I've been back from holiday,
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: so I was pretty fired up. Jason was obviously excited
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: that I was back, so he was fired up.
• 39:45
  Speaker 10: I was excited about you being back as well.
• 39:47
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Pugs is always excited about various different things.
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: Were you excited that I when I came back.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: Pagsan Pugs, Yeah, I was, Man, Yeah, Hey, what's today's
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: clip about? Man?
• 40:00
  Speaker 9: This is just about a story I told on the
• 40:02
  Speaker 9: podcast about me getting hit by a bus a couple
• 40:04
  Speaker 9: of days ago.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: That's right, here you go.
• 40:07
  Speaker 9: This bus driver just came way too close to the curb,
• 40:10
  Speaker 9: obviously trying to be helpful and make it easy to
• 40:11
  Speaker 9: get on the bus, but smacked me in the head
• 40:13
  Speaker 9: with the wing.
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: Mara, were you looking for something in your wallet or
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: were you standing on the road reminiscing about your rooting weekend?
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Can we clarify that we rubbed around your wallet?
• 40:30
  Speaker 10: I have told Jason one thing about my weekend.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: I think there was a valid question from Jason.
• 40:35
  Speaker 9: Thanks Man, Pogson, were you I'm not sure that I
• 40:38
  Speaker 9: would find it valid on the basis that I had
• 40:41
  Speaker 9: previously explained that I was getting my hot card out
• 40:44
  Speaker 9: to get on the bus looking into my wallet.
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: Whatever you want, man, Yeah, Man, we know that you
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: mean sure you are getting your.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: Downstairs card out. We know what it means.
• 40:57
  Speaker 9: Is that are you saying that it's like a you
• 40:59
  Speaker 9: from a them, like I was getting my downstairs out
• 41:03
  Speaker 9: for the for the bus anything.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: I'm not saying anything pack son, it's still good man.
• 41:07
  Speaker 10: So you feel like you've said enough. Yeah, just now's
• 41:10
  Speaker 10: the stopping point for you.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: Jason.
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: Listen, how is Listen to the podcast outro and you'll
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: get the whole picture.
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, okay, that's probably they'll get that. Yes, Hey,
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: now listen, what are we going into here? Kesey? Because
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: I can't see the song.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: You can't see the song well on my computer. Listen, brother,
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: it's like me saying, oh, hey, what's for teend and
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: I can't hear my dinner? It's the red Hot Chilipga.
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: It's a great song. By the way, it's a tune
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: a Jays Jason Hurdarchy.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: Oh indeed, David Bowie there on the radio Hodiky Big
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: Show this Wednesday evening.
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: Hey, hey, let's talk TV.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue? Yeah?
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: Probably or not.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: I don't like doing it. We take too long to
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: do it. It's been way too long.
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: It's a staple of the show.
• 42:17
  Speaker 7: You just on that.
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: By the way.
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: Obviously, no might be know today so we've got Pugstone
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: then hello, to fill his boots as it were. And
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: I'll tell you what, go ahead, Pugs. This quite a
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: bit of pressure, quite a bit of pressure on you,
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: pugs Son. What are you watching at the moment.
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: On the TV?
• 42:33
  Speaker 9: Mate, I'm watching if itxes the Beer Jace season one?
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, for the first time.
• 42:39
  Speaker 9: No, So I watched it maybe two, I want to say,
• 42:42
  Speaker 9: a couple of years ago, at least a year and
• 42:44
  Speaker 9: a half.
• 42:45
  Speaker 10: And I got through like three episodes and I was like,
• 42:47
  Speaker 10: this hasn't helped me, and.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: I gave up, gave my wife a massive anxiety.
• 42:51
  Speaker 10: Well, I see, this is the thing. I love a
• 42:54
  Speaker 10: stressful watch. I love a stressful watch.
• 42:56
  Speaker 9: I love like stressful movies, uncut, Jim Shiver, Baby, good Time,
• 42:59
  Speaker 9: all that kind of thing that like really gives you
• 43:01
  Speaker 9: the anxiety. I love it. And so this has got
• 43:04
  Speaker 9: me this time and maybe six episodes in loving it
• 43:06
  Speaker 9: that's on Disney plus.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: What is we previously discussed?
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: Actually I like the first series yeah yeah, and then
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: it went rapidly downhill for me.
• 43:15
  Speaker 10: Yeah, so I'm not there yet, but I'll let you
• 43:17
  Speaker 10: know if I had it, And I mean.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: To I meant to ask you, Parks, and did you
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: finish Bloodline?
• 43:21
  Speaker 7: No?
• 43:21
  Speaker 10: I never finished blood Line?
• 43:24
  Speaker 9: What.
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: I don't know why I bother with you?
• 43:26
  Speaker 5: Something I loved to hang on God's sake, Hey, Fellers,
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: guess what I watched, Keezy, You'll love this, mate.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: Ah, I can't guess House of the Buzzies.
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: No, the final of Celebrity Treasure on. Well that was
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: only because my wife pulled rank on me and watched it. No,
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: she hadn't watched it, and she said, oh, let's watch
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: Celebrity Treasure on. And I was like, oh, okay, because
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: sister wives had finished at that point.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: You watching some quality stuff, and so we watched.
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: Who was it? Kelly Rolliston?
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: Was it James Rolliston? And JP?
• 44:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: Once again?
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: You know, I loved the fact that Kelly was such
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: a grumpy old bastard. He was excellent, and I like
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: the fact that he didn't have his glasses and couldn't.
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: Read anything that was funny, and it just I don't know,
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: I just have to be honest. That sort of stuff
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: doesn't do it for it?
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: Can I just say? Jays least dramatic, least interesting season
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: I've ever seen?
• 44:25
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: And that final Like you see now, I just feel
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: like you're being defended and trying to defend it.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: They were digging a hole for like five hours yet,
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: so yeah, it just wasn't the usual level of drugs.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: I still love it, and I still love it because
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: it's a show that my wife and I could watch
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: and we don't have to think about anything. But it
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: was probably the least dramatic, you know sort of season.
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: Why don't you want to think about anything?
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: No, like scrolling through and deciding what we're going to
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: watch together and play. I don't know if I want
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: to watch that. I know we've got CTI to watch.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: I know what you mean.
• 44:57
  Speaker 10: I watched, No, I did it.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: My wife watched on the plane next to me, that
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: movie with Zindia where she challenges as a threesome with
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: the other two tennis blokes. I love that movie.
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: What's it called?
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: There was so much challenges.
• 45:10
  Speaker 10: Challenge it's a tennis movie.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: Came out last year, Yeah, I know this year.
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: It was this year.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: So it's z India and then she like hooks up
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: with the dude and then marries the other dude. But then, yeah,
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: hasn't it It's just like this will love Triangle thing.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: From what I could gather because she was watching it.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: All I know is that one point there's an old
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: lady next to my wife who they had been chatting
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: quite a lot of quite friendly. All of a sudden
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: she's watching three people hooking up quite intensely on a bed,
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: and then dudes were hooking up, and the whole time
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: it was just like shit shauld I because the old
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: lady kept like glancing over. And then there was a
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: scene where they're in the changing room and there's just
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: dudes walking around with their junk out and stuff, and
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: once again the old lady was looking over.
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: I had exactly the same scenarios. Strangely enough, heasy when
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: I was going to Sydney and I was watching Romancing
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: the Bone and there's no mucking around on that one.
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: And I had an old lady, she was about ninety nine.
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: It was totally into it.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: Wow, And was that that was so hard? Did they
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: have that movie on the actual inscrite in Flight Entertainment?
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: Oh, you've got to pay extra for the pawn.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: The Darkey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
• 46:15
  Speaker 5: Do Indeed Love Me a bit of green day this
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: Wednesday evening. Now listen, the good bastards at Diamonds on
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: Richmond have given us a ten thousand dollar engagement ring
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: to give away. Apparently, Keyesy, the wheat that I was
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: away went up to ten million dollars.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: Ah, I did it. I thought we'd just high as
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: two million.
• 46:35
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: Well Mowgi was saying when I came back it was
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: up to ten mils. Oh wow, And weirdly enough yesterday
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: it dropped to eight bucks.
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: Well, apparently it's quite volatile the diamond market. Yeah, it is,
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: because it makes me feel steer because I thought it
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: was relative pretty much the opposite stable. Yeah, yeah, but
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: it is very volatile. Apparently the ten K diamond ring
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: now is worth eleven k.
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: Okay, so we're at eleven k.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: So it's still you know, in the positive in the
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: green there. But if you'd like to win, and you've
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: been thinking about taking a knee and proposing to a
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: loved one, then when I here to hodak you dot
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: co dot z into the competition. Quick. We're wrapping things
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: up at the end of this week. Let's play on
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: words sort of. Yeah it really yeah, key accidental, all
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: you have to do is pull out the form, tell
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: us how you'd like to actually organize the proposal, and
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: also work the big show into it somehow. So, for example, here's.
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: One before you go there, keys, Can I confess something, Yeah,
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: I'm embarrassed about how I propose to my wife, Like
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: I'm a really.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: You're a big romance guy.
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: I'm a romance guy.
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: I was genuinely very impressed with your particular I thought,
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: good on.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: You, kezy, thanks Jace.
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't have had the burnt and meat patties out.
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: But but apart from that, I thought, oh, that's very romantic, keasy,
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: good on you.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: Mate. Well, I wanted to say yes, and I know
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: what makes this sort of you know, yeah.
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah I might repropose to my wife.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: Are you worried you'd say no? Though?
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: Possibly? So what are people saying then? And they better
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: involved with a big I'll be furious.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: This is from anonymous get a there, Flowers. I'm heading
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: off to Antarctica in January next year for nine months
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: of work, and I'm wanting to seal the deal and
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: make her mad waff before I bug her off. Now
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: that reaks to me of hey, you've been not play
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: out while I'm gone, you know what I mean from
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: his end, or like he's like, I'm going away to Antarctica,
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: going to propose to her to make sure she doesn't
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: play silly bug as while I'm gone. Well, reex me
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: of insecurity.
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: Here's the thing I mean.
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: You know, I had a long term relationship for a
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: long time and my partner lived over in Australia for
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: about a year and a half. Just have lots of
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: sex and when they come back to start up again.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: What was his name?
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: Andy?
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: We've been together a few years now and I live
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: on the west coast of the South Island and Westport.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: There's a little spot on a nice secluded beach where
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: we always tend to go for a picnic or date night.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: So that'd be the spot to drop an ee and
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: ask the big question, Take an eat and ask the
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: big question.
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: What drop an e?
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: Not drop an e? All right, drop a knee, Drop
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: a knee and ask them a question. Now, I'd love
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: to have a beer and celebrate afterwards, and I'm sure
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: you boys would be keen on that. Even a big
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: old barbecue back at the main beach, cooked by the
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: big show. And we really get me going. So if
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: you flowers could help me seal the deer, watch a
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: sunset and cook up a killer Barbie, I'd love to
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: have the chance.
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: Cheers, Where was that wis Wisport? Yeah, yeah, I've been
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: into that.
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm down for that bring.
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: Up, and I believe we're going to make the big
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: decision on Friday.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: That's right. So if you haven't got yourself in the
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: drawer yet, here to Hodaki dot co dot m Z.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: Fill out the form there and you can be getting
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: a free diamond engagement ring. Also, this week is your
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: final week to hit into diamonds on Richmond. Who are
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: the engagement ring specialists? Use the code my WAF. Just
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: say it to them and they'll pay the GST for you.
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: Good stuff.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: The whole Aki Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: and Kisy.
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: There you go, your man bastards, as your Wednesday's show
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: done and dusted. Over the Hump, New Zealand, Over the hump. Keysy,
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: what are your playing tonight?
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: Mate?
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: My wife's not home until ten tonight.
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: Okay, So ham and pineapple PiZZ a bit of monkey
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: porn and then some game boy action.
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: Is that what we're thinking, where's.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: This game boy obsession?
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: I don't know, it's just come from what I think
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: of when I think of people that say they're gamers.
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can see them on a little game boy.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: I was playing on my game boy. You said on
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: my fly back from Sydney. No, tonight, I've got left
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: over thy food, yes, which was so delicious. I can't
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: wait to go home and just get into it.
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: And then yeah, incidentally, on that front, I was saying
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: to Pakstan, you said, I found a great little Vietnamese
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: place in the CBD here, which I'll tell you about.
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: Bloody good, genuine Vietnamese food. You and your wife will
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: love it. Cheap as chaps too, right, because I know
• 50:53
  Speaker 5: you don't like to spend too much when you go out.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: Shit, No, not on my wife.
• 50:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So she's home tonight. She's at the Silver Ferns game.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: So I am going to go home, eat leftover typhoon
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: and then play PlayStation sure, and then she's gonna come
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: home and then I'll go to be Yeah nice. What
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: are you doing tonight? Man?
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: Look, I've already been to the gym for the first
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: time in ages today. I think I'll go back I
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: feel rejuvenated. Probably get home, have a protein shake horseborn.
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: No, that's pug some.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: I feel like your horseborn.
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: No, No, that's definitely pug some. Probably have a protein shake.
• 51:29
  Speaker 5: Then I'll probably eat some desiccated chicken and some boiled broccoli,
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: probably play a game of scrabble with my wife, maybe
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: watching a little bit of TV. Then I'll make love
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: and then I'll be sort of reinvigorated again. So I'll
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: probably get up again and go back to the gym,
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: you know, and just get the rest of that excess
• 51:50
  Speaker 5: energy out, come back home.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: Maybe it's been great having you on board today in
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: New Zealand. Thanks for listening. We'll be back tomorrow at four.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: Until then, listen to the pod cast.
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: Thanks Mike.