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FULL SHOW: A sexism scandal... · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: With the John and Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Cheers to Delmark making the world a bitter tea today, just.
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  Speaker 3: In time for one of my daughter's kniball games. And
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  Speaker 3: they don't they don't never stop nipble. Are you a
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  Speaker 3: nibble tonight too?
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, we had it.
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  Speaker 3: Last night and just as it's just torential, just and
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  Speaker 3: I all can find in the car was one of
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  Speaker 3: those you know, you get the small umbrellas, not the
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  Speaker 3: big ones, and I kept going in side out ever
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  Speaker 3: required a tiny umbrella.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, in the bag. It's probably the benefit. I can
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  Speaker 4: put them down and put them in the bag, you
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  Speaker 4: know that's the only real But then when if you
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  Speaker 4: pull it out, you're like the surface area it covers
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  Speaker 4: is really one of those. It was, it was like,
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  Speaker 4: hurry up and get the scam finish.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, think about the volunteer like people who aren't actually
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  Speaker 2: watching their own kids. All those true who volunteer up
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  Speaker 2: their time, they're.
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  Speaker 5: Like why am I doing?
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  Speaker 4: And the kids playing as well through the I was
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  Speaker 4: about my umbrella's a bit small going inside out. It's
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  Speaker 4: hard when it's always embarrassing when your umbrella goes inside out,
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  Speaker 4: and there's never a cool way to get it back
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  Speaker 4: in position.
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  Speaker 1: It.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I kind of had to hold.
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  Speaker 3: One hand on the umbrella and the other one holding
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  Speaker 3: it up just to try and.
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  Speaker 4: Real cool. Do you know I saw you say this
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  Speaker 4: is crazy and I've seen we're not seen, but been
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  Speaker 4: a part of three crimes in the last five days. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: you've seen a part. Yeah. We had the stolen car
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  Speaker 4: that was running windows open outside my you know, across
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  Speaker 4: my driveway. That was last one was that Friday. And
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  Speaker 4: then I went for a run saw someone breaking into
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  Speaker 4: a car. They looked me dead in the eyes and
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  Speaker 4: I look them did in the eyes, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: let's not speakable as you Yeah, I'd never my phone,
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  Speaker 4: so I couldn't call police. Hopefully he didn't do it,
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  Speaker 4: but you never, he looked like he looks like I
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  Speaker 4: did to us.
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  Speaker 5: What do you do though? Do you stop and standing
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  Speaker 5: with your hands on your hips and be like no.
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  Speaker 6: It was kind of.
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  Speaker 4: Jogging past them, and he was like, oh, speak to
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  Speaker 4: see you and we didn't say anything to each other,
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  Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, call the police. That I
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  Speaker 4: got home on the phone that one o five but
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  Speaker 4: couldn't be hold around. And then yesterday driving home and
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  Speaker 4: this young kid I reckon would have been ten eleven
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  Speaker 4: max sprints across the front of my cars and John
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  Speaker 4: I had to put the brakes on. Oh that's odd.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe he's late for a bus or something. He was
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  Speaker 4: hoofing it. Then about three seconds later has made same things,
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  Speaker 4: sprinting across and I drove up to the intersection, saw
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  Speaker 4: across the road whole kerfuffle outside a dairy people the
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  Speaker 4: owner pointing da da da, da da da, And there
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  Speaker 4: was a police car screaming down the road about one
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  Speaker 4: hundred ks an hour, and I'm having to point they've
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  Speaker 4: run down that way, round down that way, and then
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  Speaker 4: all of a sudden the helicopters out, four cop cars.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm gathering they didn't just shop lift a pack
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  Speaker 4: of EM and MS. There must have been something more
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  Speaker 4: serious they did inside that shop. Can I forget what?
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  Speaker 4: What said a for the shop owners because they're going
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  Speaker 4: to work every day not knowing what's going to happen.
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  Speaker 4: And be also said that people are in a position
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  Speaker 4: that they feel they need to do these things right
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  Speaker 4: to survive.
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  Speaker 7: At ten years old, Writening, New Zealand used to used
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  Speaker 7: to feel like it was a relatively safe place you know,
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  Speaker 7: but now you hear more and more of these stories
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  Speaker 7: and every day, no matter where you are in New Zealand.
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  Speaker 4: I'm only one person three times in five days Scary
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  Speaker 4: Sad turned into Gotham City out there, guys. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I don't have any artiers or solutions, just sort of
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  Speaker 4: fill some mere time with a bit of banter.
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  Speaker 5: But so it's weird that you just attract this. I
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  Speaker 5: haven't seen any illegal activity.
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  Speaker 3: For how much crime you've been involved in the last week, Megan, none,
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  Speaker 3: as rhyme, it happens when you're running at like three
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  Speaker 3: in the morning and.
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  Speaker 4: All sorts of stuff. You put yourself in some weird spots.
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  Speaker 1: The Heads that John and Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Yesterday we discovered what I think. It's the best karaoke
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  Speaker 3: song for people that don't really want to sing karaoke,
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  Speaker 3: but I have to sing it.
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  Speaker 4: I want to keep the vibes going, want to keep
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  Speaker 4: the party humming. We had this call from Darryl take
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  Speaker 4: a listen. I well, there's only one word, isn't there
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  Speaker 4: not yet? No, We'll all time, but Darryl late for
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  Speaker 4: the first tequila baby, But I do, like says Gary, no,
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  Speaker 4: not yet. Carol still there.
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  Speaker 3: Were genius because you know, I mean, you do have
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  Speaker 3: to stand there and seat of awkwardly dance for a
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  Speaker 3: long time.
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  Speaker 4: But one word, one word only to sing timing critical
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  Speaker 4: though you do not want to fluff, You've only got
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  Speaker 4: one word. And the thing is, when you're singing songs
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  Speaker 4: with actual words, is you can if you fluff a word,
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  Speaker 4: you can make it up with the dozens of other
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  Speaker 4: words and the lyrics. But this is you've only got
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  Speaker 4: one one chance risk. Are you a karaoke person?
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  Speaker 2: I do like a bit of karaoke, but I'm married
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  Speaker 2: to a singer.
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  Speaker 3: Nothing more intimidating I find because I don't I don't mind,
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  Speaker 3: but I'm not. I'm honestly not a good like it
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  Speaker 3: at all. But once someone gets up there and sings really,
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  Speaker 3: really well, it's really hard for anyone else to come up.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, no one wants to go after that night, but.
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  Speaker 4: It's always that that person's always the one. Like, about
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  Speaker 4: ten o'clock at night, shall we go to karaoke? Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 4: we're having a good time here, but I guess and
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  Speaker 4: then you dragged along and you basically just watching one
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  Speaker 4: person concert.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're like, no, I'm shy Waite.
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  Speaker 4: The songs, Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: So we thought, well, we should test Darryl's theory that
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  Speaker 3: tequila is the best karaoke song. So after the show
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  Speaker 3: today I was singing, began, whatever is probably the best
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  Speaker 3: person to test it, right, I think you should test.
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  Speaker 4: I felt like we're leaning that way. In the meeting yesterday,
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  Speaker 4: I had no saying it. Meghan's like, I'll be really good.
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  Speaker 4: Iohn got up there, and then Ben's like, so look
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  Speaker 4: when you're standing up there.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, open discussion about it, and I will
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  Speaker 3: watch and we'll get people from the office to come down.
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  Speaker 4: And you know, we've got like a little stage area
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  Speaker 4: at work.
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  Speaker 3: Get you up there in front of the office. Mid morning,
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  Speaker 3: perfect time for karaoke. No one's had a single drink.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone just want to to get on with their day.
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  Speaker 3: They're impatient, and they're going to have to watch you
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  Speaker 3: awkwardly dance until we get to that.
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  Speaker 5: But it's like forty seconds until the first to keep a.
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  Speaker 4: Long run, I think it's going to feel like ten
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  Speaker 4: years standing up there and you want me to do
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  Speaker 4: the whole song, I'll did the whole whole song. Oh song, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: No matter how many talk for killer.
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  Speaker 5: I think we are going to walk out.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want any more other words, so I'll only
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  Speaker 4: do it. No, you give me a Mexican hat, I'll
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  Speaker 4: get this tequila afterwards. So we're going to do that
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  Speaker 4: after the show today, Social Experiment to an audience of
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  Speaker 4: unenthusiastic colleagues who want to get on with your workday.
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  Speaker 1: By the heads that johnaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Ed Burn Welcome back to New Zealand. You're looking very
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  Speaker 4: confused at the moment, and.
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  Speaker 8: Now I'm just look at I'm just feeling like an
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  Speaker 8: old man. I'm just looking around at the studio and
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  Speaker 8: I think that's my only Syrus and I'm not sure
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  Speaker 8: who's next to us.
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  Speaker 4: I think, yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, fair enough, you're up with the plane.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, we're doing the best song ever at the moment
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  Speaker 4: on the station, and.
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  Speaker 8: The best song everg and Miley, Cyrus and Pinker. You're
• 7:02
  Speaker 8: too post the girls for the best song ever?
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  Speaker 4: Well, we do in a format right, Okay, Okay, that's
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  Speaker 4: obviously not Maley for you. What is the best song
• 7:16
  Speaker 4: given for you.
• 7:17
  Speaker 8: Know, it's a tricky one, but I would definitely have
• 7:20
  Speaker 8: to be something by Prince. I think Let's Go Crazy
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  Speaker 8: was just the perfect fusion of rock and pop.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I love people Ryan Prop.
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  Speaker 8: I saw a whole documentary with Proper Rain and Doctor Fink.
• 7:30
  Speaker 8: You know the keyboard player. Prince just something up the
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  Speaker 8: best where he says to me, it isn't that song.
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  Speaker 8: There's not a ounce of funk in the thing for
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  Speaker 8: Prince's stuff. It was his real crossover. It was the
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  Speaker 8: wisest song he ever recorded. It was his free bird.
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  Speaker 4: You know, Okay, what's your favorite Pink Mally sayrus song memes?
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  Speaker 8: Do you know what I do? You know what may
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  Speaker 8: song I hate? Is that one about how she used.
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  Speaker 9: To be young?
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  Speaker 5: It was literally used to be young.
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  Speaker 8: I can't do that song because, if ever there's a
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  Speaker 8: song guaranteed to make me feel old, it's a girl
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  Speaker 8: whose dad was in the charts when I was young,
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  Speaker 8: thinking about how she used to be young, Like you
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  Speaker 8: got any idea how ancient that makes people like me feel.
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  Speaker 5: I think she's just thirty and she's like I used
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  Speaker 5: to be. Everyone's like, shot, you.
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  Speaker 8: Are still young, trust me you are. I wouldn't be
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  Speaker 8: able to hold a conversation with you. That's how young
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  Speaker 8: you are.
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  Speaker 4: Thirteen The cities across New Zealand, and I didn't even
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  Speaker 4: know we had thirteen cities.
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  Speaker 8: Look, there's a long way to come for me once.
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  Speaker 8: I'm not just going to pop in do christ Church, Auckland,
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  Speaker 8: Wellington and out again. Fear going everywhere. Yeah, so you
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  Speaker 8: know there's maybe some people are going, why isn't he
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  Speaker 8: coming like maybe the people of Blenham are going, why
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  Speaker 8: isn't he coming here? Why is he only going to Nelson?
• 8:49
  Speaker 4: Choice?
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  Speaker 8: Choice exactly? You know you mean dot come on Blenham.
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  Speaker 8: Don't don't don't be don't be like that the road.
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  Speaker 8: Come to Nelson. Don't make me go everywhere.
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  Speaker 5: It's an hour and a half drive from Nelson.
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  Speaker 4: It's not fun.
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  Speaker 8: I've come all the way from the UK.
• 9:02
  Speaker 4: You know you can come an hour and a half.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't.
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  Speaker 8: I didn't send in New York. I did a week
• 9:08
  Speaker 8: in New York with this show. And somebody goes, oh,
• 9:10
  Speaker 8: come to Barston. It's only an hour up the road.
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  Speaker 4: You'll come to me hours to get to hear. This
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  Speaker 4: is your chance. And now we we do know a
• 9:22
  Speaker 4: little rumor about you that you like to even town.
• 9:25
  Speaker 4: You're a delight to go to a local pub, and
• 9:27
  Speaker 4: have a pint before your before the.
• 9:30
  Speaker 8: Show hashtag pretty sure paint Now.
• 9:32
  Speaker 4: We thought we might be able to get you a
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  Speaker 4: free point if we call the Rutland Arms and fong
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  Speaker 4: in and see if we can book the appointment. You
• 9:39
  Speaker 4: come in for your point and we get it free.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah. Yeah, if we just give them a shower down
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  Speaker 8: on air, then.
• 9:43
  Speaker 4: We'll get them a call. Now does that ring you bells?
• 9:46
  Speaker 4: Have you been to the land?
• 9:47
  Speaker 8: Should should it? Is it notorious to have you picked
• 9:51
  Speaker 8: the Rutland Dames? Then?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, And I've just just realized that calling
• 9:55
  Speaker 4: a pub at this time in the morning is probably
• 9:58
  Speaker 4: to we're not on a hiding to nothing. We've got
• 10:03
  Speaker 4: an answer, Trevis. We thought we were on a hiding
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  Speaker 4: to nothing and in the pubb wasn't going to answer.
• 10:10
  Speaker 4: It's John O being and Meghan here and we are
• 10:12
  Speaker 4: with UK comedian Ed Burn. How are you good?
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  Speaker 3: Things?
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  Speaker 8: You're life on air?
• 10:17
  Speaker 4: Please don't swear it's touring the country. One of his
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  Speaker 4: traditions is pre show he goes to a pub and
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  Speaker 4: has a pint. Would you be welcome at the Rutland Arms?
• 10:25
  Speaker 4: Question one?
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  Speaker 10: Always welcome?
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  Speaker 4: Question two? Could we do it? For a free point.
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  Speaker 8: Sweeten the deal here, sweeten the deal for free publicity
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  Speaker 8: for the Rotland arms.
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  Speaker 3: There will be a free point here.
• 10:34
  Speaker 8: Wow, right, let's just take everyone off the list.
• 10:38
  Speaker 4: This is it.
• 10:38
  Speaker 8: I though this was a ridiculous idea. I'm now on board.
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  Speaker 8: I will see you there, Trevor. We've got another seventeen
• 10:45
  Speaker 8: people to call.
• 10:50
  Speaker 5: You something more key than that free point for your mate.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I thought it was a terrible idea for us.
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  Speaker 11: A go.
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  Speaker 4: This is no.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, I'm not saying it made wonderful radio. It's
• 10:59
  Speaker 8: worked out very well. From me, sweet number.
• 11:02
  Speaker 4: I could see it in your eyes.
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  Speaker 8: You're like, I can pay for my own paint.
• 11:07
  Speaker 2: You know, let's not We're about We're about perfectly adequate radio.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's always thrive forward.
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  Speaker 8: Beer does taste sweeter and paid for a bear doesn't
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  Speaker 8: just came.
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  Speaker 4: Off the back. You're like, oh, I can't give any
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  Speaker 4: people to the gigs over Caesars. I will get the
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  Speaker 4: guy a free beer. I always love hanging out with you, mate,
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  Speaker 4: And if you want to catch you had thirteen cities
• 11:26
  Speaker 4: across New Zealand. July August Tragedy plus time is the
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  Speaker 4: name of the tour. All the dates will be at
• 11:31
  Speaker 4: the hits dot Code or.
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  Speaker 1: The hits that johnaan Ben podcasts.
• 11:35
  Speaker 4: And Megan before seven o'clock. Your life put a pole
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  Speaker 4: up on our social medium, and I feel like the
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  Speaker 4: ulterior motive is to justify something that you believe is
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  Speaker 4: perfectly kosher cute. You're trying to get the people on,
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  Speaker 4: You're trying to win the people over.
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  Speaker 2: Testing the waters because yeah, me and my husband are
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  Speaker 2: pretty gross.
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  Speaker 5: We know this about ourselves.
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  Speaker 4: We perfect, perfect couple. Want to don't put.
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  Speaker 5: That into the universe couple. No, no, no, we're not.
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  Speaker 5: We're not.
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  Speaker 4: We're not smoothing it all.
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  Speaker 5: But we don't mind a bit of p d A.
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  Speaker 5: We're kind of like, who cares?
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  Speaker 4: Would you? Are you publicly passion couple? No?
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  Speaker 5: No, no, no, no to.
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  Speaker 4: Pick on the lips, yeah, we pick and handhold. Yeah
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  Speaker 4: he refuses to hold hands in public? Well, I don't
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  Speaker 4: often times of time, But why do you generally not?
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  Speaker 4: It's not like refuse? Don't you? Don't you show me
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  Speaker 4: any picture? A fiction only behind closed doors.
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  Speaker 3: I know a lot bit of fiction, but I hate
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  Speaker 3: in fiction or fiction fiction when people.
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  Speaker 4: Really put on the p d A. I'm like, come on, God,
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  Speaker 4: would you slip a would you slip a sly hand
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  Speaker 4: down the back jean pocket of Amanda as you're walking along?
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  Speaker 4: Are you a great time?
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: It wasn't us, but we went to burger Field find establishment.
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  Speaker 2: But I feel like it's important because then you know
• 13:04
  Speaker 2: what kind of place it was. So everyone's getting takeaways,
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  Speaker 2: some people sitting down, like having a quick eat and
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: getting on their way. This couple had turned up and
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  Speaker 2: they had kind of reserved an area.
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  Speaker 5: They had set a.
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  Speaker 2: Little table and it had like a little vase with flowers.
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  Speaker 2: They had made it their own and they were on
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  Speaker 2: like a little date. So there was flowers, there was
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  Speaker 2: a vase that brought their own knife and fork. They'd
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  Speaker 2: made like plates, like a full on little sitting for themselves.
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  Speaker 4: Are you thinking cute?
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  Speaker 5: I went in and I was like, that's really cute.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, that's so cute.
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  Speaker 2: And my husband, given what you know about us, was like, no,
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  Speaker 2: that's we've never done there.
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  Speaker 5: That's cringe. That's no. Well, I would finally find the
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  Speaker 5: line for him. He wouldn't.
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  Speaker 4: He wouldn't set up a full knife fork plate dinner
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  Speaker 4: on a takeaway table in the restaurant.
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  Speaker 2: We probably wouldn't because I feel like everyone would be
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  Speaker 2: judging me. But I think I thought it was cute.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, good on them, you know, like they
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  Speaker 2: don't care about anyone else.
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  Speaker 4: Do it for a gag, like a like a joke,
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  Speaker 4: like a you.
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  Speaker 2: Know, judging by the couple, I don't think they were no, okay,
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  Speaker 2: I think they were quiet.
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  Speaker 4: Now you made me feel bad for wearing a tuxedo
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  Speaker 4: to McDonald's, making my wife wear her wedding dress, having
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  Speaker 4: a full plated meal. I thought it was cute.
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  Speaker 2: But we've put cute or cringe on our on our Instagram,
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  Speaker 2: most people think it's cringe. Sixty percent think that it
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  Speaker 2: was cringey.
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  Speaker 4: A lot of edmund involved in it. Did you have
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  Speaker 4: to bring along everything, the cutlery, everything.
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  Speaker 5: Mom's gone New Zealand Everyone's like.
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  Speaker 4: Me, but I don't like a dress up?
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, like, I don't mind, you know, like
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: making a show. So he likes a prank, he loves
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  Speaker 3: the social media video. Yeah, so I'm like, oh, this
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: is a technical wife fancy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you like dressing up as did so I'm like, hey,
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  Speaker 4: I can take the kids, you know, to be honest.
• 14:57
  Speaker 4: The plated meal and burger feels the lintery to the scale.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: The heads that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: For your parents. On social media, it's it can be
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: a risky game, and it's something that I have campaigned
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: for publicly to have Instagram where you just have the
• 15:11
  Speaker 4: grandose on there, you know, and they can do whatever
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: they want, the old, the old classic up the neck
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: double chin shot and no one's going to judge them.
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: But they are involved in mainstream social.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: Media, and I do I appreciate that my parents are
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: both of them. Yeah they're separated, but they both.
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: Give a crack. They give it a crack.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: My mum in particular, loves a Facebook comment stuff, no
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: matter what article it is, your comment on whatever it
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: has particularly to do with me, whatever.
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, oh god, no, I won't say her
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: Facebook name because the people know who does, but I
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: will tell you her name. And then you look at
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: all the comments, You're like, oh, you're looking a little
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: tired bit and I'm like, screams mom, just like a comment.
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: They're kind of like, oh, it is your eyes.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: So she'll comment on the Facebook as well. You just
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: like text me or something. Sometimes it's the only comment
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: Mum will get involved there, and then my dad as well.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: He's been dabbling and instagram Instagram, so good on them,
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: forget giving Instagram a crack.
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: But he's over at the moment like a lot of boomers.
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: He's on a holiday overseas, you know, got it going
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: a cruise ship, all those sorts of things. And I
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: showed you before. He's put one one little photo video
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: of a boat. But it's not the cruise ship boat
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: they're on.
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: I don't know what boat it's been.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: It's up four times for a separate posts of exactly
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: the same thing, on after the other. And the end
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: he's got a couple of photos of just his face
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: that looks like an accidental selfie, like he's not posing
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: for it whatsoever. And then he's got some writing on
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: top with the song. I can see clearly now the rain.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: He looks confused. And again I mentioned the neck under
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: the chin shot. That's that's what it is. Ever look
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: at it.
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: So that's up there like three or four times, the
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: same shot multiple times.
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: Is there any caption? Uh? Well, I don't like what's
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: he got under there? I can see clearly now the
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: ra no caption mysterious. He's just got the song. I
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: can see clearly now the rain has come with the
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: lyrics of that song. Is it. Has he managed to
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: load up the audio of the song or just the lyrics?
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: He's got the audio? Then when I listened to the.
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: Is that like does he like that song?
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: No?
• 17:25
  Speaker 12: No, I mean I'm sure he's gone away for six
• 17:27
  Speaker 12: weeks and the only carriage you've got is four photos
• 17:30
  Speaker 12: of a boat, a boat he's not on the same
• 17:32
  Speaker 12: photo and a shot of him looking very confused to came.
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: And it's a lot of face in that photo. Face.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: I'm like, he definitely didn't know he was taking that
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: faces up, a lot of real estate.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: In the he looks accidentally put the photo up and
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: then add the song and lyrics twice.
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: So parents on social media like, has he not chicked
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: his work? Honestly don't know.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: But what are your parents doing? Are they on social media?
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: Have they made the stakes? Are they giving it a crack?
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: On them for giving it a crack? But now we
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: want the best stories right now, we've got to work
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: on surprise and stuff.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: The hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: Parents on social media, my dad given Boyce giving it
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: a crack.
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: You know, he's giving it a crack. Your parents on
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: social media, Megan.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: My mum's not on anything, but she is kind of
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: sharing dad's Facebook, but they use it mainly to stalk
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: and like keep up on what everyone else is doing. Right,
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: Rather than that, I don't see many posts.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: From them, Yeah right, but I.
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: Get like updates on all the neighbors and everyone. Did
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: you see that on Facebook?
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: I'm I'm not friends with them.
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: It's like a sly gossip. Yeah, yeah, knowing ray Well,
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: I don't know ray ray Well. Your mum was spoken
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: to her handful of times, but I'm like she would
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: be she'ld be a world ride on Instagram.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: I know it's for the best because she would be
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: either really funny, really should be fire, or should be
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: a worry.
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: My dad's he's got on Facebook, but he's got in
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: satuation with taken down Putin. Ah, Mum like looked at
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: was just like googling something, and all the searchers were like,
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: how to end putin? How to take down putin? Has
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: anyone thought about taking down putin?
• 19:12
  Speaker 9: Can take?
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah? And he said a Facebook count, which I think
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: is indirectly a tool to try and gets espionage on Putin.
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: What he is doing because you know Putin's going to
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: be taken down. He's going to be by retire expected
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: Liam Neeson.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: They had a lot of movies like that.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: He got some stuff. He was always the oka back.
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: You don't want to retiree with a chip on their
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: shoulder about a world dictator. They'll come for you.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: They're not be coming with a council or something like that.
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: He's live about were picked up today? Yeah, he's going.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: He's going for the big face. My parents on social.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: Media, my dad having a shaker, posting the same photo
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: over and over again multiple times on Instagram. So right
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: now we want to know, have the hits or fourth
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: for eight seven parents on social media?
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: Maybe Keive's a whole other level. Maybe it's a spot
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: the difference photo. You're right now, let's get Kelly on
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: from Hamilton. How are you this morning?
• 20:09
  Speaker 10: Kel I'm good.
• 20:11
  Speaker 13: How are you?
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah? We're doing well. Lovely to have you on your parents.
• 20:14
  Speaker 11: They're on social My mom's are quite prolific on Facebook.
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: Okay, love it. What are her regular updates and posts?
• 20:23
  Speaker 10: Oh, lots of things that don't really matter to everybody else,
• 20:28
  Speaker 10: Things that she finds really important in her life and
• 20:31
  Speaker 10: think that other people will also find important. It may
• 20:33
  Speaker 10: not be as important to other people.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of reposting of news articles.
• 20:37
  Speaker 11: Yeah yeah, and just like.
• 20:39
  Speaker 10: You know, or like a photo from her backyard or something.
• 20:43
  Speaker 9: I don't know, Oh, she's.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: Getting up to her Has she made any faux pas
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: on social Oh?
• 20:49
  Speaker 10: Yeah, she has a big one. She got the phone
• 20:52
  Speaker 10: call from my brother that they were pregnant, and she was,
• 20:56
  Speaker 10: of course very excited about it, and so she posted
• 20:59
  Speaker 10: it onto social congratulations, Oh my gosh, I'm going to
• 21:01
  Speaker 10: be a grandma. But no one else had been told
• 21:07
  Speaker 10: and become of social media, and because she had become
• 21:10
  Speaker 10: friends with all my brother's friends, because that was the
• 21:12
  Speaker 10: thing to do, and I spotted it before I got told.
• 21:15
  Speaker 10: So I rang her and I was like, you need
• 21:17
  Speaker 10: to take this down now, and she's like, but I'm
• 21:20
  Speaker 10: just I just wanted to congratulate them. And I was like, you,
• 21:23
  Speaker 10: no one else knows, and she's like, I thought I
• 21:25
  Speaker 10: would have been like one of the last ones. And
• 21:27
  Speaker 10: I was like, no, you're the first. You're the very first.
• 21:30
  Speaker 10: She's like, oh, oh, take now, and she's like, I
• 21:34
  Speaker 10: don't know how turn me to it right now? And
• 21:38
  Speaker 10: so yes, she kind of runs the first update or
• 21:41
  Speaker 10: the first the sixth child for their family.
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: Well a proud grandma and she's like, you know, who
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: needs to know about this? The internet straight on there.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: The last thing, too, is when you're trying to give
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: instructions to a pearent on how to do something on
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: your computer.
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: You're like, slide your mouse over to the right, there's
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: a little hour.
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: Where's the raw? You know, It's just I think kudos
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: needs to be given that they've registered, got an account,
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: they can lock Kevin's the Kiven's logging in from a
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: ship in the middle of the Let's give Cood the
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: same thing over and over again. Yeah, terrible posts, but
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: he's doing stuff far more, far more commident than I am.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: On there great TC four for seven. My mum is
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: on Tinder. She got on Tinder last year. She goes
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: on many dates and every time she brings someone home,
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: I say hello Dad, which weirds them out of it
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: and I never see them.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: Beginning of the hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: Thanks to Del Marty to try great supporters of the show.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: Trying to make the world a bit of tea we
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: have the Riddler. Every week produced Taylor comes in and
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: tries to stump us with a riddle. If you can
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: solve it, Are Hot and Cold that del Marti price
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  Speaker 3: back one hundred dollars and today produced Taylor's away.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: So I have locked.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: Online for some some riddles to stump you guys. But
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: once you know the answers, I'm hard. I don't know
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: if it's they're easy on yeah, that's it might be hard.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: I'm not sure. So I'm in a different position today.
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: I think you'd be pretty safe that John and I
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: am not going to get it.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: But on the song, he's like, I know you're just
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: in the bathroom, Megan. He's like, Okay, we're gonna have
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: one riddle for you, one riddle for Megan. So he's
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: going to single us out and shame us for this one,
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: just for John first.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, So three three different doctors say that Paul
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: is their brother, yet Paul claims he has no brothers.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: Who is lying?
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: Deepen thought, three different doctors brother is their brother? Paul
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: claims he has no brothers.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Who is.
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: I don't want to put pressure on you, but the
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: phone lines are going.
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: You are putting pressure. I don't want to just stay
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: out of it. Hang up, I know it. Three different
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: doctors say Paul is their brother, but Paul says, here's
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: no brothers, no brother It is like no one's lying, yeah,
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: no one is like because the three doctors do have
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: a brother named Paul, and Paul is not related to
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: the three different doctors. Three doctors, a woman mate, there's sexist.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: We're all the sisters. They're poor sisters. That's why, jeez,
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: that's why. John. I was just like, why did you
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: have what would you do this? Jesus doctors? When we
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: didn't become doctors? When did they start becoming doctor? Way?
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: What think you? I wouldn't trust the world on me.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: So there we go. Okay, well.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: There's a.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: Cut that up and put it on social media, like
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: rating sexty women can't okay, that's one's for you and
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: hundred the hats. Okay, I'll be weird, be hanging out
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: to dry here. I have keys but no locks. I
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: have space but no rooms. You can enter, but you
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: can't go outside.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: I know what it is.
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: What am I?
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: Okay, drinking you've got it? No, I know I've got it.
• 25:09
  Speaker 9: Oh my god, I've got one.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: Well, okay, why don't you write your answer down on
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: paper and I've got this and then we will cross
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: reference once we have the correct dance to come through.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: Hats if you want to deal my tea hot and
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: cold rice pack and one hundred bucks.
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: The riddler this morning? Okay, don't look at it.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: Okay, I've written it down, but no locks, have space
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: but no rooms you can enter, but you can't go outside.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: What am I on? One hundred the hats? Here we go,
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: let's get easter on more than now? Are easter? If
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: you're doing all right this morning?
• 25:42
  Speaker 9: Mate?
• 25:43
  Speaker 13: Not too bad? Not too bad?
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: What part of New Zealand you're caol them from Auckland? Okay,
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: I've heard of Auckland all right. Now you've heard the
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: you've heard the riddle. Do you want to incite it again?
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: Or you think you've locked it in?
• 25:54
  Speaker 10: I think I've locked it in.
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: Okay, keys but no locks, space but no rooms you
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: can enter, but you can't go side. What am I? Keyboard?
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: There we go again? She wrote keyboard as well.
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: I've never got one ever.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: I'm Meghan? Not well done? The John who's a raving?
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: That's what he's away saying, don't think, don't you're going
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: to be end up being a doctor won't work in
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: my books.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: Well, you're going to go a hundred box that till
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: my te hot and cold, Hot and cold tea price pet.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: The heads that johnaan Ben podcasts and found stories.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: Uh, my wife, Jennifer, she lost an ear ring, so
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: one air and she got and she just noticed not
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: an earring wearer. But I imagine, Meghan, it's not something
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: you noticed immediately you pick it up hours later.
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because they get caught in things and you don't
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: even notice you.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: You were hearing she tried to dress like a l
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: will call j and Dennis Rodman Beck in the did
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: you lose earrings?
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: The good thing is in some ways that I had
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: one earring, so one sps if I lost one, that
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: I always hid the second one that I insert in
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: there as well.
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: Can I annoying just having to replace one earring?
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah? It would be a lot of the time. So
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: she was getting into beds that night and she says, oh, no,
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: I don't know who, don't know where it is. Set
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: on it for a couple of days. Then had this
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: flash of memory that when she was walking. Now, I
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: don't know if you know New Zealand's quite big. You know,
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: you could look, she's walking all over the place. She
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: had a flash of memory of a split second of
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: cold brushing on top of her chest. I want to
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: say the left bosom. Okay, that's some sort of chivalry
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: sort of moment. That moment and she was like, maybe
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: that was the moment the ring fell off, grazed my
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: brasi air and then dropped to the ground. So then
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: drove to this particular part in a park where she
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: was walking. No, guess what you found. It would be
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: very disappointed. Money into the story if I was like
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: the story, it was a can of moscienergy drinking someone
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: had not throwing out of the car. No found the
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: earing ah two days later. Crazy, there's the greatest ring
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: saga since the Bloody Lord of the Rings as those
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: countries have ever seen.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: That's that's a miracle finding something where you think you've
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: lost something and you found it, and was incredible because
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: there was a I think Italian athlete that lost is
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: a ring and the opening ceremony of the Olympics there's
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: winning ring and the river said waving away and lost the.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: Parents say goodbye to there. It's gonna be catching buddy
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: conjunct device or or whatever that things. They can't go
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: swimming in there.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: At the moment pollution morning, I see the mirror over
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: there was like, it's all good guys for a swim.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: Just did we drink some of it and.
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: Go to prove they've been seen?
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: So no, what I love about this Italian guys. You
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: know generally if you lose a wedding ring, you're probably
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: in You know, you got some explaining to do to
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: your partner. He wrote, My God, the most romantic Instagram post.
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: I don't know how this legend turned around losing a
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: wedding ring into a romantic gesture. Ah he listen to this, probably.
• 29:24
  Speaker 9: All three things. The fact remains that I felt my
• 29:29
  Speaker 9: ring slip. I saw it fly away. I followed it
• 29:34
  Speaker 9: with my gaze until I saw it bounce a pon
• 29:38
  Speaker 9: the boat. As I saw that ring bouncing again then
• 29:43
  Speaker 9: drop into the murky waters below, it felt like a
• 29:46
  Speaker 9: few moments that lasted forever. But if I really had
• 29:52
  Speaker 9: to lose it, I couldn't imagine a better place.
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: It will remain forever in the river bed of.
• 30:00
  Speaker 9: The city of love. Maybe if my beloved wife were
• 30:04
  Speaker 9: throwing into that river as well, we could be together
• 30:09
  Speaker 9: forever and have one more excuse a new avows again.
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: Legend. To be honest, you probably didn't lose it, and
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: they probably left it somewhere.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: Gees, I need a good story here, but I'm having
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: a fear think I lifted the bloody motel.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: The heads that Johona wan Ben podcast just.
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: After your miracle Lost and Found stories This morning on
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: our eight hundred the hits Jackie, good morning to you,
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: morning you great devyon. Uh the harrowing tale of my
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: wife losing her earring and only finding it forty eight
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: hours later on a hunch in the middle of a park.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: Incredible lost and Found.
• 30:49
  Speaker 11: Yes, I know it would, yet.
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: What happened for yours?
• 30:54
  Speaker 11: So we were diving the Rainbow Warrior out north and
• 30:58
  Speaker 11: we've finished our diving. We're just around on a flatable
• 31:01
  Speaker 11: boats and one of the guys decided to be funny
• 31:04
  Speaker 11: and try and get my husband pushed. My husband pulled
• 31:07
  Speaker 11: my husband into the water hot because he was only
• 31:09
  Speaker 11: had half as wets fit on to get them get cold,
• 31:12
  Speaker 11: and he had his prescription glasses off, so when he
• 31:15
  Speaker 11: went over into the water. He lost his prescription glasses
• 31:19
  Speaker 11: and we only had a little bit of only had one.
• 31:21
  Speaker 11: Somebody had a bit of stea left in their pinks,
• 31:23
  Speaker 11: so so we went down for a quick five to
• 31:24
  Speaker 11: see if they could find the glasses, and we couldn't.
• 31:28
  Speaker 11: So my husband would go back to the beach on
• 31:30
  Speaker 11: their infloble boats and even couldn't see anything because he
• 31:32
  Speaker 11: didn't have his glasses, and we were there for another
• 31:34
  Speaker 11: couple of days. We went back out the next day
• 31:36
  Speaker 11: for it by and we thought, well, we'll go down
• 31:39
  Speaker 11: by the bow of the Rainbow Warrior and then just
• 31:41
  Speaker 11: swim along and see if we can find the glasses.
• 31:43
  Speaker 11: And they were sitting just in the water on the
• 31:46
  Speaker 11: sand at the bottom by the Rainbow Warrior.
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: We couldn't believe it, the glasses and the Rainbow Warrior.
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: And you were more impressed with finding the glasses than
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: seeing the wreckage.
• 31:56
  Speaker 11: Well, I was a bit worried about having to drive
• 31:58
  Speaker 11: the inflatable boats home because I'm don't like tailers, so
• 32:02
  Speaker 11: I was more worried about that. So I was happy
• 32:04
  Speaker 11: the guy from some of my husbands could tow the
• 32:06
  Speaker 11: trailer miracle.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: Fine. Jackie miracle. Fine, that's great, appreciate you caold have
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: a great day. We'll get a down on. Yeah, Hi,
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: you're a miracle. Lost and found story of Delaware involves
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: a necklace and a train station. Yeah.
• 32:21
  Speaker 13: So yesterday I got off the train at Bridheamart and
• 32:26
  Speaker 13: noticed as I was founding out that my one of
• 32:29
  Speaker 13: my ap pendents was on the floor and the boat
• 32:31
  Speaker 13: and necklace, and I thought, oh my god, it's the train.
• 32:36
  Speaker 13: So carried on and went to work. It turned the
• 32:38
  Speaker 13: whole day to shit, as it would, so so angry
• 32:43
  Speaker 13: with myself. There were special ones from my kids Hawaii.
• 32:48
  Speaker 13: You never going to be able to get them again.
• 32:50
  Speaker 13: Got off the train back at Peperkor and thought, h
• 32:53
  Speaker 13: what's the chances. I played with the bridge to the
• 32:55
  Speaker 13: other platform, walked down the practform where I got on
• 32:58
  Speaker 13: the train. As I turned around come back, it was
• 33:01
  Speaker 13: the no no and small like a peace a peak.
• 33:10
  Speaker 13: It is not the first time that rain spoken. I'm
• 33:13
  Speaker 13: not wearing it again. And I go by a neunit.
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: Well, I feel like I had stayed there all day.
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: No one had swiped it.
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: If I had seen it, I would have taken it
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: down to the Gold House Thankfully no one did like,
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: no one like me did. See. Congratulations, That's that's a
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: great not many people catching the train was a training
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: even going. I'm surprised it was working. That's an incredible story.
• 33:38
  Speaker 13: I'm on my way through again.
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: Well, thank you for sharing it with us.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: We really don't appreciate the hits that John and Ben
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: podcast I've had.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: I don't even not want to share this story. This
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: is quite quite embarrassing, quite embarrassing.
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: Amends.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I know, and I'm desperately what do you
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: mean and this, you know, just sa the saying. You
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: know that I'm I'm quite a clean like like to
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: be a clean person when it comes to you know,
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: bodily functions and all that sort of thing. I'm very clean,
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: hand sanitizer things like this. So I only will say
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: that because what happened to me kind of mortified me
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: in the situation. So I had some friends over for
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: a Saturday night and we're sitting around the dinner table.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: You know, it's nice, nice occasion, all very good, and
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: I took just a drink, just a drink of water.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: And as I went to take the drink of water,
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: I needed to cough and I was in one of
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: those basis where you've got the water in your mouth,
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: you don't want to cough, but you know it couldn't
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: can't swallow.
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: I couldn't swallow and I couldn't cough, and I was
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: just having a moment.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: And it all probably only happened in like a split second,
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: like an Olympic athlete, you know, from between first and second.
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: But for me, it felt like ages, what do I do?
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: And I tried to hold on and I tried to
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: suppress the cough without obviously splitting out the water, and
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: everything just came out through my mouth through my nose,
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: like a whole lot of stuff like well a snotting
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: mucus came from but just and where you think of it,
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: it's a nice dinner occasion. It's like my body just
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: like I don't know what it did.
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: And you have a big mukasy dribbling miss yeah, but
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: not normally, but that's the case.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: And I'm just like in my hand, I caught it
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: and to me, like what is he doing? String it's
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: like and I was like, oh my god, I am
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: so sorry. And I had to go off to the bathroom.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: I had to compose myself. I didn't want to come back.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: My people were still there. I'm like, oh my god,
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: how to come back from this? Are you doing yourself
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: in the mirror together? I stayed there and people will
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: leave and then I want him to deal with that.
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: Did you spray on any lot?
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: No?
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: Fortunately I did it, but I sprayed on my and
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it got some of got to
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: the table. We didn't got that because when I came
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: back and cleaned it up. When I came back, everyone like.
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: Kind of ignored it.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: I was sorry, God, sorry about that, And he's like,
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: I guess the one you want to say? And I
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: really put a depth there on the whole.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: No, definitely talking about you when you're on the toilet.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: I was like, what just happened? Like, how did this happen?
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: You inhale the water?
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: It all just came out through my nose. So I
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: love it when you are in those situations, you do
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: assess your options. When you're alone lo in the barkt
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: what have we got here? I know, were you at
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: your house? Yeah? Fine house. You can burn down the house,
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: burn down the house. So there's an emergency, something bigger
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: than what you've done. Go to sleep at the below.
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: He fell asleep and they have to deal with this.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: But it's worse.
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: We did this weird snot everywhere, and then you went
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: to the room and fell asleep. You'd be like, is
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: he okay?
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: He thought?
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: I was mortified. That was just the most of one
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: of os as you walk out the front door and
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: never return.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: A farm but actually coming back and go, hey you guys, yeah, sorry,
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: but I don't know what happened there, and everyone's like, yeah,
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: no one you want to say so really?
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, really destroyed the night the.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Hits that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: An exciting few days, isn't it.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: It's been a really incredible Obviously we're still waiting for
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: our first middle at the Olympics. But the great win
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: this morning from the New Zealand rugby sevens Waheni. They
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: have three to the semi finals as well. There's a
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: few things happening over the next twenty four hours will
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: hopefully bring us first.
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah. We're off to Patty Now with Courtney Tierty from
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: Sky Sport. Great to have you on again, Courtney.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Now, it's not just amazing athletes out there competing, there's
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: some amazing celebrities I've seen as well, Ariana Grande Tom
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: Cruise as well.
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: They're all over the place. They are, they're here.
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: It's quite amazing. Even our cameramen just yesterday bumped into
• 37:19
  Speaker 6: Snoop Dogg at the swimming Jason Kelsey was just behind
• 37:22
  Speaker 6: us last night for the seven. So they're all tuning
• 37:25
  Speaker 6: out and I think now everyone's just really keeping their
• 37:27
  Speaker 6: eyes open because usually it's head down, just you know,
• 37:30
  Speaker 6: trying to get through the crowds. But now we're all
• 37:31
  Speaker 6: looking like, is there anyone here?
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: You're talking about Travis Kelsey's brother. Did you ask him
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: what he thought it was like watching American football without
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: the cushy pads?
• 37:41
  Speaker 6: I didn't, but I will say they were very impressed,
• 37:44
  Speaker 6: and they actually couldn't believe there were no helmets.
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: There were no pads.
• 37:47
  Speaker 6: Mind you, they were watching out why he there too,
• 37:48
  Speaker 6: So they were very very impressed with what they were
• 37:50
  Speaker 6: seeing out there on the field.
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: What did you what'd you camera man say to Snoop Dogg?
• 37:56
  Speaker 6: He just whipped his camera and was like Snoop, Snoop,
• 37:59
  Speaker 6: and she was like, hey, he just sort of wandered
• 38:02
  Speaker 6: on through, you know, as Snoop.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: Does you mentioned how everyone's loving it. I'm watching Snoop
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: Dogg on his social media. The guy is dripping in
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: America merch. He's like a Trump supporter. If there's an
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: American flag something, Snoop Dogg is wearing it at the moment.
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: So the vibe there must be absolutely outstanding.
• 38:21
  Speaker 6: Oh it is, and I think everyone's on Snoop alert
• 38:23
  Speaker 6: as well. And when we saw him the other day,
• 38:26
  Speaker 6: he had like a big American flag but as a
• 38:29
  Speaker 6: scarf over his head and he was saying he was
• 38:30
  Speaker 6: channeling the Mona Lisa.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: And now you spent a bit of time inside the
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: athletes village. I saw it on your social media. Not
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: really incredible, Like you don't even think what's inside there,
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: things like a supermarket and a tourist shop and banks
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: with your bank tellers.
• 38:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it has absolutely everything you can eat. I was like,
• 38:50
  Speaker 6: what if I just stay here, guys, and I can
• 38:52
  Speaker 6: do all the content from here. There's supermarkets, there's banks,
• 38:56
  Speaker 6: anything that you could ever think or want or need.
• 38:58
  Speaker 6: There's even Samsung store, so there's literally athletes just walking
• 39:02
  Speaker 6: in and getting phones. I feel like it must be
• 39:04
  Speaker 6: part of their deal where they can get free Samsung,
• 39:07
  Speaker 6: a free Samsung phone. So they just all walk in
• 39:09
  Speaker 6: there and just do as they please. And I'm just
• 39:11
  Speaker 6: standing there going, oh my gosh.
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: I picked the wrong sport playing netball Samsung A regretting
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: sitting up that shop the bossom, Sam, how many sales
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: do you make it the village? I thought I thought
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: we were just give them them thousands of them.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: And like, what about the food, because we've heard that
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: there's Michelin Star Chiefs in the village.
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: Have you tried some of that?
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: It was incredible.
• 39:35
  Speaker 6: Every day there's a different Michelin Star chef, so you know,
• 39:38
  Speaker 6: there's no McDonald's in there this year. But the athletes
• 39:40
  Speaker 6: are absolutely treating themselves and they're trying. I think the
• 39:43
  Speaker 6: coaches are all worried, saying, please, look, let's just stay
• 39:45
  Speaker 6: away from that eat the team food in the team room.
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: But I mean, when you've put a different chef there
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: each day, everyone's going to try or what they're what
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: they're cooking up.
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: So all the if you just look at the New
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: Zealand team, all of the athletes are there now and
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: they all they all hang for the next couple of weeks.
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: Once you're you have finished, you do have to vacate
• 40:03
  Speaker 6: the village within a certain amount of times. So our
• 40:06
  Speaker 6: men's sevens will be leaving very soon, if not, some
• 40:09
  Speaker 6: have already left on their travels. So you stay obviously
• 40:12
  Speaker 6: while you're competing, and then you just have a little
• 40:14
  Speaker 6: bit of time before you.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Really have to get out.
• 40:16
  Speaker 6: But I was thinking, no one else is coming in
• 40:18
  Speaker 6: to take your rooms, so yeah, I mean i'd try
• 40:20
  Speaker 6: and stay as I'll try and stay as long.
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: As I could have a holiday. It's like salt in
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: the wound, isn't it.
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: You don't do very well.
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: They're like out, get.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: Out, check out, check out times eleven o'clock. Obviously, you know,
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: amazing atmosphere athletes there, you're working.
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: But I read is it true that no beers, no
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: beers for the supporters? Is that right in the stadiums
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: and stuff?
• 40:37
  Speaker 6: Oh that's a good question. I actually don't know that one,
• 40:40
  Speaker 6: because I mean, we are very blessed, we're done right
• 40:43
  Speaker 6: by the field, and we don't get much of a
• 40:45
  Speaker 6: break at all. So I haven't ventured up.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: There was a TSVU that was a tis for you
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: to see if you've been drinking, go your job. I
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: read that you read at the games at at you
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: know all the events. You know that there's alcohol free beers,
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: but there's no actual beers. But I guess it's fair enough.
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, how you mean to you have a good time?
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: One is well behaved, because I've seen footage two of
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: the whole city kind of on a lockdown or high
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: security alert. Is it impossible to get anywhere?
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: It is?
• 41:09
  Speaker 6: Probably every twenty meters there's about six police, and then
• 41:12
  Speaker 6: the next twenty meters there's probably six army. They all
• 41:15
  Speaker 6: have big machine guns. I don't know what kind of
• 41:18
  Speaker 6: guns they are, but they're all just standing there. And
• 41:20
  Speaker 6: I tell what if someone wanted to do a hot
• 41:22
  Speaker 6: man in a in a uniform TikTok, this is a
• 41:26
  Speaker 6: place to do it because they all just standing around
• 41:28
  Speaker 6: with their big gun.
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: Maybe you should serve up an Instagram account hot men
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: in uniforms.
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: I'm there, I'm there.
• 41:34
  Speaker 6: I mean, maybe I should start getting some footage of that.
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: Hot men in uniforms holding guns.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: Got the hits that John and Ben podcast.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: It's just something i'd like to point out before we
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: go today. John O one of us on the show,
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: A bit of a sixers today.
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: No, yeah, six some scandal going on right now. It
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: started with a I know what you're talking about. Started
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: with a riddle that I see it about three different
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: doctors say that Paul was their brother, yet Paul claims
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: he has now brothers.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: Who's lying? And then John O, you came up with this.
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: Paul is not related to the three different doctors. Three
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: doctors a woman mate. They're sexist. They're all the sisters. Sisters.
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: First example, women can be doctor strike one.
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: Are you doing that thing when you're montage stuff together?
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: It never looks good when you're montage things together. One show, okay,
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: particular show.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: Also there was a comment where we were talking about
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: the mir of Paris and how the mayor had gone
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: for a swim in the water.
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: I see the mirror over there. It's all good guys
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: for a swim. Just didn't drink some of them.
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: And go to prove strike too, didn't he drink some
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: of it? The mayor of Paris is a.
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: Woman and he's stroked three apparently, Hey, me and you,
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: you were saying it's the first Olympics ever where gender
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: equality is split across the board.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, across all athletes from all nations. There's an
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: equal split between men and women.
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: I'm not happy about it, but that's the world we
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: live in. Okay again, when your montage stuff together, it
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: doesn't see how good does it?
• 43:11
  Speaker 9: Bad?
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: Time to make a joke about that