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Episode 96: Trump Floats A $5k Redistribution Of Wealth, A Jagoff Gets Himself Duct-Taped To A Seat, IDONOTWANTAFOLDABLEIPHONE, No Clean Water For You, Algorithmic Wage Discrimination, No Mas Fascist Tetris, New America, and more

Donald Trump floats a $5k redistribution of wealth. A jagoff gets himself duct taped to a first-class airline seat. Have we achieved peak diesel? IDONOTWANTAFOLDABLEPHONE. Very expensive donuts. Space Nazis. No clean water for you. Algorithmic wage discrimination. The best worst first names. Uber for nurses. The Skynet clock ticks closer to midnight. No mas fascist Tetris. Trump could have prevented 9/11. You can trust him. New Mexico/America/Whatever. Charlie Kirk is still dead. And so much more.

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