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OUTRO: Pegging Special · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: get up even closer.
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  Speaker 2: On Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for raw targets for the.
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  Speaker 3: Seven every weekday on radio.
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  Speaker 4: That is correct, It's so true.
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: Oh what was what did you just give me there?
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  Speaker 3: From the Moggie?
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  Speaker 2: What's that called? It's a porky? Actually, Keezy, what's it called? Keysy?
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  Speaker 3: Pork sword?
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  Speaker 2: Moggie gave me his pork sword.
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  Speaker 1: And I went here boy porkshu Ma, Okay, I'm amazed
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  Speaker 1: you didn't want some because you love your Asian cooking,
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  Speaker 1: e Kesey.
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  Speaker 2: You love a bit of Asian.
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  Speaker 5: Food, Jace. I just like food. I do love Asian food.
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  Speaker 5: But I know unlike you. I know, and I've had enough.
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  Speaker 5: It's not a glutton.
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  Speaker 6: That's a good point because I would say, key, didn't
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  Speaker 6: you say this? Man, I've just had something to eat
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  Speaker 6: some more good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: But for me, if it's yummy, I'm still going to
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  Speaker 6: eat it the same Peggy.
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  Speaker 3: Like, Hey, I love those.
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  Speaker 5: But what I don't want to do is eat one
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  Speaker 5: when I'm not that hungry and not enjoy it.
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  Speaker 3: I want when i'm because when I self disciplined. Mate.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I.
• 1:29
  Speaker 1: Bought a big packet of popper Jacks from the supermarket yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: It's just that's when you were twelve? Or is this like.
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  Speaker 1: Something about a popper jack that gets me rule that
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  Speaker 1: they're really good?
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  Speaker 3: I know, but we we got a package when I was.
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  Speaker 1: Such a little I was so good because I had
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  Speaker 1: a few of them and then I picked them. I've
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  Speaker 1: got a peg on it, sure, and it lasted about
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  Speaker 1: ten minutes. I ate the entire package. Yeah, that's that's about.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Pugs. Just quickly, what's pigging.
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  Speaker 2: When when you're when you're female partner? Yeah or male?
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  Speaker 3: What dog is? It's when the lady wears a false
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  Speaker 3: pallas and uses.
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  Speaker 5: That to penetrate her male partner.
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  Speaker 3: Right, that's piggy.
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  Speaker 2: Have you done that, pugs?
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  Speaker 3: Pugs? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Have you done that? Pugs?
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  Speaker 3: One more time? Have you been pigged before?
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  Speaker 2: Sorry?
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  Speaker 3: What was that? Okay, see this is he's been cag
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  Speaker 3: on it.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, pegging.
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  Speaker 6: So so you did that to your beggar popper?
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  Speaker 3: You did that to proper Jack? Is proper Jack again?
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  Speaker 3: He's your sugar dad.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think you've ever met him.
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  Speaker 3: You pigged.
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  Speaker 2: All I did? I did?
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  Speaker 1: And then going back, and then I went back and yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what did you have for your Bachelor's night at dinner?
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  Speaker 2: They're chezy?
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  Speaker 3: What do you think? I had pizza? Yeah, I watch pizza.
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  Speaker 2: Ham and Pineapple.
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  Speaker 3: Did you have a couple of Bruskies.
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  Speaker 5: I had a couple of Bruskies, Mogi and I had
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  Speaker 5: a half cell pizza Pepperoni Flash Guy food.
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  Speaker 1: Cell sALS is huge slices one, yeah, but they're massive,
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  Speaker 1: So yes, half cells pizza is like.
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  Speaker 3: Whole Hell's pizza eight normal pizzas off. You're so full
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  Speaker 3: of it. It's like one hell pizza or something.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. In fact, I'd say it's less than one hel pizza.
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  Speaker 5: But I had a voucher for an extra slice, extra slice,
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  Speaker 5: five voucher boy, just because I got.
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  Speaker 3: We all got one when we did the comedy, did we.
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  Speaker 1: I don't recall getting a vouchers.
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  Speaker 3: It's been on the fridge, on the fridge, on the
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  Speaker 3: magnet enough.
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  Speaker 1: I when we were down in Wellington waiting, I was
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  Speaker 1: waiting to have a pizza party with the fellos after
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  Speaker 1: the live show. Yeah, you didn't show up, but I
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  Speaker 1: went to Cells next door. It was only a couple
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  Speaker 1: of things down and I got a slice of salad,
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  Speaker 1: couldn't get through it so massive.
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  Speaker 3: You're a fucking baby man. That's such a yard man.
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  Speaker 3: How aboutkay?
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  Speaker 5: We should obviously Reburger. We love Reburger, but like, how
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  Speaker 5: many cells slices do you can you can eat?
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  Speaker 2: Seriously? Probably about three?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 2: They are stupidly.
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  Speaker 3: I love them so much.
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  Speaker 2: One I love Do you pig cells?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Pig cell that's a real guy.
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  Speaker 2: Sally, Why are you piking sala? She pigs?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it don't make sense totally, and she's huge, like
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  Speaker 5: eight times the size of a regular person.
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  Speaker 2: But seriously, what her fake fellow says?
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  Speaker 5: The whole chy Bee Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 5: Radio Hierarchy, They Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Three slices.
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  Speaker 5: There's probably the perfect amount, right for anyone, probably, but
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  Speaker 5: I eat four, and I'll be honest, I prefer five.
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  Speaker 5: Five is my perfect amount. And the key is to
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  Speaker 5: eat it before you know you're fall.
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  Speaker 6: A little bit of pizza, a little bit of Coca
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  Speaker 6: cola with your pizza.
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  Speaker 1: Nah, beer beers the mixture my head cells a little
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  Speaker 1: while back and new Lin there and it was so
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  Speaker 1: oily it made me feel sick in good to say
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  Speaker 1: man made me feel made me feel nauseous. Yeah, poor
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  Speaker 1: an actual fact.
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  Speaker 5: I like this because it's something that I really like.
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  Speaker 5: And Jason's once again a way to talk about it
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  Speaker 5: being ship. Yeah every time.
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  Speaker 1: It might have just been this one particular we don't know.
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  Speaker 1: But and the piece that I brought in Onnington was beautiful.
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  Speaker 3: I love that you have bought one piece.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I don't eat more than one piece.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't it. Do you often eat a piece? Do you
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  Speaker 3: put a piece on your pillow? There's a piece over
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  Speaker 3: in the middle of the night.
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  Speaker 6: Did you doing that?
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  Speaker 3: Las? Yeah? I was talking about.
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  Speaker 2: How many beers did you have?
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  Speaker 6: It's pretty good.
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  Speaker 5: It's midweek and I'm going to stag do this weekend,
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  Speaker 5: which is by a lot of the messages I'm reading,
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  Speaker 5: She's going to be all, go yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So I was like, it's not do you know one person?
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  Speaker 5: No? I know about So I know one person really well,
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  Speaker 5: he's my best mate down in christ Chi.
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  Speaker 3: It's there, who I go?
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  Speaker 5: And I have a hot tub with I'm having yeah,
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  Speaker 5: and I'm banging them on the side.
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  Speaker 3: And then I've also got pugs.
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  Speaker 2: You're not pegging them though, you using your actual dude.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a penis, so I just use that.
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  Speaker 6: Did you hear that? Swinky?
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  Speaker 3: This is the podcast.
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  Speaker 5: It's different, it's different, So I no, one go really well,
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  Speaker 5: another bloke I know pretty damn well too, because he's
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  Speaker 5: married to one of Lucy's cousins, and obviously the stag
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  Speaker 5: outside of that, a couple of boys I've made a
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  Speaker 5: few times good feelers.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but like I think there's about twenty people.
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  Speaker 2: Is that a big stag?
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  Speaker 5: But it's a big stag doing it for two nights,
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  Speaker 5: two whole days. I can't fucking wait. But by and
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  Speaker 5: large I don't know the group.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. Yeah, so I'm fizzed up for that.
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  Speaker 6: Sweet man is going to be he cheezy chick.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't think so. No, hope not it will
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  Speaker 3: I'll be season one?
• 7:48
  Speaker 5: What what is that? The issue I have with that reference?
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  Speaker 5: Right as, I'm pretty sure no one fucking watched it,
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  Speaker 5: So no, like.
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  Speaker 1: You'll find that was programmed and old Hoidy jays every
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  Speaker 1: time it was on.
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  Speaker 6: I do remember you saying lying and telling you're going
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  Speaker 6: to watch it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounds about right.
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  Speaker 2: It was so good. I was gussy about that.
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  Speaker 3: So this is this is Jason.
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  Speaker 5: This is Jason. I want you either the thing you
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  Speaker 5: really like. I tried it. It's ship. I loved it, man,
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  Speaker 5: it's so good.
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  Speaker 3: What was it called again?
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  Speaker 5: Just just give it to me straight, Jase, get me
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  Speaker 5: straight like you give it to Papa Jack.
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was excellent. I thought it was it
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  Speaker 2: was was fine, it was really good. I think we're
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  Speaker 2: really good.
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  Speaker 5: That's canceled now once they got canceled.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well exactly, mind fellas, yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 6: What else goes?
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  Speaker 5: As soon as some time off, I got to say,
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  Speaker 5: my brain was like I had an audition today. Member, Yeah, humiliator.
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  Speaker 5: It was the least humiliator, but I found a way
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  Speaker 5: to humiliate myself. So I think we'll talk about it
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  Speaker 5: after five or something. I'll tell you a genuinely how
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  Speaker 5: it went and get some advice, and then maybe we'll
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  Speaker 5: do something after that. But fuck, I hate it every
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  Speaker 5: time I walk out and I just go, ah, so
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  Speaker 5: you know what, you're doing a good job, right, because
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  Speaker 5: all my other instincts were like you were doing as ship.
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  Speaker 3: Well.
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  Speaker 6: Jason's had heaps of successful auditions, haven't you, Jason. I've
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  Speaker 6: had a few, and you always feel the same you
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  Speaker 6: hate yourself. You fucked it.
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  Speaker 1: And as I was just saying, it easy, you do
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  Speaker 1: your best, you get in there, give it a shot,
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  Speaker 1: and then you forget about it all right, just walk out,
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  Speaker 1: walk away.
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  Speaker 3: And the thing about is they've probably seen a lot
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  Speaker 3: worse that day.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, probably, yeah, yeah, right, Wow, it's pretty early in
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  Speaker 5: the day, it was, but I walked. I didn't even
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  Speaker 5: give my best, like I just it was. I'll tell
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  Speaker 5: you on the show. But I just if you do
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  Speaker 5: it right now, I reckon i'd be able to. I'll
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  Speaker 5: probably fuck it up again. Yeah, probably, But yeah, Jas
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  Speaker 5: you're my agent, right, So I'm just letting you know
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  Speaker 5: that you didn't go over it and you might knock
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  Speaker 5: any commission that one.
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  Speaker 2: No, they called me and said you were shit.
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  Speaker 3: What was the person's name again? What was his name?
• 10:18
  Speaker 3: You got a mouthful of shumo.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, listen to the Big Show four to seven weekdays
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  Speaker 5: Radio HODARKI thank you.