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Jury Duty, Cloudy Florida, and Monday Venting (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 11.3.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Copy hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. Last two days, being moody, getting
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  up at fucking 4 .50 a .m. to hang out with my
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  good friend MJ on his morning show entitled The
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  MJ Morning Show. I adore him. Talking about it.
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  Fucking exhausted now. You'll hear one. Suicidal,
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  but I was just venting in my mouth. I'm just
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  being honest. Almost wasn't going to bring this
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  up on the show, but it's too much. What's the
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  word? It's too recent. It's only been three hours
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  at the time of this recording. Four hours. What
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  happens is, last night, I don't really text my
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  mom goodnight, blah, blah, blah. She's up in
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  Illinois, whatever. She didn't know. So she's
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  expecting me. She texts me, like, I am during
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  my sleep. I was like, man, this is great sleep.
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  I'm happier. Get up at 8 .50 and sleep. I'm like,
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  I'm gonna sleep in a little more. I took my phone.
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  Oh, my mom texted me. My mom called the non -emergency
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  line of the St. Pete Police when he posted to
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  go on Instagram. Oh, I did a rant about where's
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  Bob Glitches. I did a video about the St. Pete
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  Police siding with flock cameras. I've been posted
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  to go. I have a text message. It's like, there
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  was a woman. I used to have a number. It's a
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  text message I get after talking to my mom. I
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  give a shit about you. If something worse happens,
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  we'll come over, is essentially what the text
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  said. It's like I called, because I'm like, what
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  the fuck? The phones for the St. Pete Police
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  Department. The same department ran by Bob Gaultieri.
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  Is this who I talk to? St. Pete Police Department.
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  There's always kind of the vibe that Tampa cops
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  are... Okay, fine, whatever. But the fucking...
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  Random -ass anonymous cop to be fucking... Bob
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  Gaultieri. But Sheriff Chad Chronister over in
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  Tempest kicked ass. The judge's all right. I'm
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  not a fan of him, but the cops seem okay. Chris
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  Naco's cool. Bob runs a department of douchebags.
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  And a high school party. So you should be grateful
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  for me. You should be grateful that you hit the
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  wall. I don't trust men. Even the ones that I
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  love. Can you imagine? I've literally said before,
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  I don't trust cloud chasing women. But I said,
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  just cloud chasing women. Executive CNN. Doesn't
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  like men and she's not accused of being so one
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  -hearted. Simone went on a podcast and she...
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  Of course it was on a podcast. Was talking about
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  how she doesn't trust men. She didn't relate
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  it to like a specific incident or a specific
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  person. Claimed it on the society that we...
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  Yeah, the problem is all these women. And then
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  you become Melissa Ford or Joy Taylor. And this
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  just... raising these men i have my life that
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  i absolutely love that i would kill someone for
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  my brothers my your brother that got you famous
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  i did not know until recently she's jason taylor's
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  sister refuse my uncles rest in peace my grandfather
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  my friends that i completely adore the bosses
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  that i had sex with to get famous it doesn't
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  mean that any of those men aren't, are exempt
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  from the society in which men are allowed to
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  exist. I'm sure she has investments. I'm sure
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  she owns... Shut off your boobs on TV! No, you
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  don't! We all get to benefit in one way or another
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  from the patriarchal society. Wow. You've had
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  it pretty good. You literally had sex, which
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  is a pleasurable experience. You got famous!
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  There's never been mass accountability for how
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  men behave. And there's never been accountability
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  for the fact that you had sex. Not gang raping
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  men. Women are not spying children on the internet.
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  We'll audit a flock database records in August.
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  A police officer is under investigation. No way.
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  Another cop breaking the law when it comes to
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  flock cameras. Oh, wait. This is a daily occurrence.
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  Departments for Internal Affairs Bureau for three
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  alleged violations. Oh, yeah. And it's out of
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  control. Once the report comes out and the investigation
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  is complete, you'll be able to see what the outcome
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  was. Oh yeah, once we put things to the side.
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  Yeah, once we got to make our guys look gay,
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  then we'll give you the report. Words coming
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  from police chief Mindy Castro on Tuesday. Gosh,
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  you know, it didn't hurt. In response to allegations
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  against a Fresno police officer, he is accused
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  of abusing access to flawed camera data. Yeah.
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  According to the Office of Independent Review.
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  Oh yeah, you know, they don't. The report also
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  reveals the department is alleging the officer
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  used another police database to search for something
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  not related to a case and... Yeah, it just makes...
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  This is why, like, if I ever match with a...
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  You can't trust them! Too much power! ...did
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  not activate his body camera during a traffic
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  stop. Obviously, for transparency, we have the
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  OIR, and we really appreciate him helping...
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  This is what makes me strong. This is what happens
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  in CP with that poor bitch, Bob. Try to... Like,
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  yeah, we know something went wrong. but the department's
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  corrupt, Connie. Look at the city of Fresno at
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  the dump. There is an investigation, but it's
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  not completed yet. Yeah, we're just trying to
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  figure out if it's possible. Statement. The department
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  says it takes violations of policy seriously,
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  but they become even more important when they
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  involve a violation of public trust. I think
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  we lost trust in cops after dirt. As indicated
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  by the allegations in this case. Oh, yeah, you
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  know, just the dirt that happened. We thought...
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  We better start telling people about this contract
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  renewal to get it canceled. Just two months ago,
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  Alfred Aldredi and Joseph Rodriguez protested
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  along the Highway 41 overpass against the use
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  of flock cameras in Fresno. Listen, I think flock
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  cameras are just as awful as the next person
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  who thinks that flock cameras are awful. I don't
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  do shit! Fresno PD says there are roughly 70
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  cameras, but Aldredi doesn't believe it. People
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  on top of other organizations have tracked 200
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  cameras in the city of Fresno alone. Sounds delightful
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  for doing their job when they're trying to find
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  something to, you know, prosecute. That's when
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  we have problems. God, this fucking daylight
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  savings time messed me up. Or is it saving? I
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  don't know. I love when people get all literal.
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  They're like, actually, it's savings time. Who
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  cares? It sucks. Sadful. Absolute worst. And
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  if you think it's a good idea, you're an idiot.
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  You're stuck in the past. If you think. A daylight
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  savings time as I plug in my laptop because I
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  forgot to do that. If you think that daylight
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  savings time is worth it, you're stuck in the
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  80s. You think that houses are still $20 ,000.
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  Yeah, you do. This is a drowsy day, dude. But
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  once we start the music and all the rants, we'll
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  be awake. That's what we finna do. Kill the radio.
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  Starts in four. Our dead weight. Freaking Florida
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  right now. It's not as sunny. And you know what
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  happens? There's no sun. Gotta drink your coffee
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  to have energy. Man. Can we get rid of it, please?
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  No point of it. No. The farmers don't even want
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  it. No, it does. And then Trump says it's too
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  divisive of a topic. Dude, your whole existence
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  is divisive. Talking about. That's where you
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  draw the line. It's a Monday, isn't it? Isn't
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  it ever? It's just one of those Mondays. Unless
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  you're listening in Fresno until Tuesday. It's
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  got to be one of those days that you're just
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  like, man, we have to exist again? Hey, guys.
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  What's up, G? Want to go to Chachki's? Get some
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  coffee? It's a little early. I got to get out
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  of here. I think I'm going to lose it. Uh -oh.
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  Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.
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  I can. Lose it. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's
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  got a case of the Mondays. And again! Sit. Uh
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  -oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the
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  Mondays. And finally! Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's
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  got a case of the Mondays. Let me ask you something.
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  When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling
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  real well, does anyone ever say to you, sounds
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  like someone has a case of the Mondays? No, man.
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  No. No, man. I believe you get your ass kicked
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  saying something like that. That's Lunch VIP.
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  I'm sure. Got it. She ain't putting out today.
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  There's no sun. Oh, sure. But this show does.
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  Before we go to our first break, we got to get
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  high, dude. I mean, this is crazy. I'm just making
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  myself happy because I'm so tired. Bitch. I'm
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  not ready for that. First. What's going on, homie?
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  Bitch. Oh yeah! Feet snap. Grab your balloon.
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  Oh, you're dying! The government's getting rid
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  of some of the marijuana over the counter. At
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  least screw us with lube! Quoting for 11 minutes
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  and 11 seconds! Make a wish! Love it till I get
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  mad. What is going on? That's right, I'm on air!
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  Radio jock, I know you're listening! Desi! Work
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  with the JP show! He's the nicest guy at the
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  bone, besides Garabo. Don't get me started on
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  the netball babies known as the Joe Show. Come
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  on, it's worst Halloween ever. Let me smoke this
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  pen. Here's the sound of the lighter. Here's
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  the flick of the lighter. Just by the way, this
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  is all overcompensating to get myself energetic
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  because it is dreary. If I wanted it to be dreary,
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  I'd go back to Cleveland. And this just in. Nobody
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  wants to go to Cleveland. Cleveland don't even
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  want to be in Cleveland. But they know. They
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  know. I'm just kidding. I have a lot of listeners
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  in Cleveland. I love you. You might not love
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  me, but I got 70 of you. All right. We're prolonging
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  this marijuana a little too much. All right.
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  Dealing with so much. Literally crashed this
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  weekend, man. I know a few morning radio hosts,
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  allegedly. Oh, wait. That's right. I've worked
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  at it 15 years. so i know a lot of people and
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  it just so happened to be you always hear them
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  i'm not going to say who but people i've worked
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  with that they'll just crash and you don't hear
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  from them and that was me this weekend you know
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  why it was me this weekend i'll tell you it was
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  so excited to go out to the club fafner i've
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  learned next year for halloween i'm gonna have
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  to like you know probably get my outfit i call
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  returns I got a refund. I like it. So I kept
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  saying, oh yeah, we'll show up. We'll be there
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  by December 30 or October 31st. Actually, had
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  I not got the refund, I would have shown up December
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  31st. So it's October 31st, Halloween. And I
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  check Amazon and it goes delayed. I go, it's
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  fine. Can't always trust Amazon. But why would
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  you have a thing that says guaranteed? Kind of
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  like iHeartRadio saying guaranteed. They're not.
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  You need to be affectionate. And you can see
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  that with Barack and Michelle as well. They do
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  a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting. Hey,
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  didn't it look like you went and got a job? on
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  the ipad screen whatever the case might be in
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  your hand in a sock you know whatever like thank
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  you but also i would love to be held but use
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  bucket loads of lube if you think you have enough
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  lube double it as a reminder if you don't feel
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  like listening to this next song you can skip
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  over it but ryan hoppy of hoppy hour takes pride
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  in his selection so stick around folks oh yeah
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  let me press this button right here I was listening
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  to the song Feel It by Timbaland, and he's talking
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  about the Boo Brothers. I won all three jams,
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  and I'm like, I've never heard of that radio
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  show. Mm -hmm. I guess they were two friends.
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  One died. MC, let me look up the official Boo
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  Brothers. There's not much about them online,
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  but they were legends. Mm -hmm. in Norfolk, Virginia.
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  They were an iconic hip -hop and radio duo on
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  103 James with Lawrence D. Law Brown. Now, Big
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  B died, and they both died really young. DJ Law
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  did 40 in 2010, and then Big B died at 56 this
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  year, so they were probably both the same age.
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  Because 2010 was 16 years ago. Crazy. Almost
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  17. It is time for an existential crisis. And
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  I guess on the big boot, brother, on the boot,
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  Brothers radio show They would play that song
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  It was the anthem And it just showed up On my
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  algorithm And I was like I gotta play that On
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  the show Cause it's unlicensed It's time for
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  Hoppy's Inbox It's time for Hoppy's Inbox Only
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  on Hoppy Hour With Ryan Hoppy Radio veteran Millennial
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  radio veteran Chris Soriano On my video about
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  Joy Taylor This man -hating Human glory hole
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  Is the worst To me, that's the perfect way to
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  describe Joy Taylor. Is a man -hating glory hole.
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  I mean, that's the perfect way to describe her.
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  Just a glory hole. She should put that as her
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  LinkedIn accolade. Is a man -hating glory hole.
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  Also, let me look at the official. I pissed off
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  a lot of people this, what was it now? Wednesday,
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  Thursday? After the Brewers won the World Series
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  and I tweeted out in response to that player
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  thinking Jeebus. Mm -hmm. I had 786 replies.
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  47 retweets. And 147 likes. So I got ratioed
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  by the haters. As they would say. Because I had
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  786 people telling me that I was going to burn
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  in hell because I didn't believe in God. Too
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  worried, child. Heaven's got a plan for you.
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  Wait, heaven's not real? It's driving me nuts
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  on Twitter. They keep changing. All the algorithms.
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  They keep changing everything. Including now,
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  if you retweet something, it doesn't go to the
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  top of the profile. And that's if you retweet
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  your own tweet. It'll show up on the timeline.
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  And then the other annoying part is any retweets
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  of people, it shows up on a new tab under retweets.
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  It's like, Elon, do you have to continuously
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  fuck social media? There are so many talented
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  radio shows out there. I'm noticing as I go across
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  the dial. No. Is this show polished? Some might
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  not. Some might even say it's not corporate friendly.
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  You know what? I'm genuine. I don't do any fake
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  segments. Nothing to talk about today. You can
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  tell. Because the least you can do is a radio
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  show. The least you can do is consistently keep
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  your audience entertained with real segments.
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  Almost every new radio show on air. Not like
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  the Preston and Staves. Like DMJs. I'll even
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  give count to his dude. Not the Gen Xers that
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  have been at it a minute. Everyone's doing fake
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  dating segments. You get this opportunity in
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  a dwindling business to do a show. And what you
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  do is fake segments. Man, funk that. How many
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  times are people getting freaking cheated on?
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  Your audience knows it's fake. And the ones that
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  don't want to hear that it's fake are the people
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  that think The Bachelor's real. Oh, my God. Driving
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  around hearing some of these promos. Tomorrow
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  morning on second day, don't do it. Whoa, right
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  here on the Joe Show. We got this person here.
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  Who wants to go talk to the fucking Joe Show
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  about getting cheated on? And I know that people
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  are like, oh, you sound negative. No, no, no.
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  I'm just being genuine. You are given an opportunity
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  to do something and you're doing stuff from 26
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  years ago. That would have been like in 1999
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  when all these radio shows began that did the
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  fake segments. That would be like if they were
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  doing radio from 1973. It was 26 years ago. Everyone
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  knows it's fake. Afraid to try new things. Don't
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  get it. There's so many talents, and I get that
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  there's people, and people probably are getting
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  so mad in radio that I'm saying, it's fake, sorry.
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  You ever notice the radios say, oh, we're real,
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  we're funny, are never real and funny. The radio
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  shows and the people that say that they're real
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  and funny tend to be fake. But the people that
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  just go on air and do their thing tend to be
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  more real. my mind. What's going on with TMZ?
• 41:42
  The cheesecake scandal continues. President says,
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  I am the father of two daughters. The Cheesecake
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  Factory, that was my jam for about a decade.
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  Part of that decade had, oh yeah, the hockey
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  steak was delicious, to be when he was president.
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  And I don't remember a presidential detail going
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  to a Cheesecake Factory in DC. Harvey, why do
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  you think this is a lie? Look, I don't care.
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  No, you care. Do you know how big the O is on
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  that board back there? Khloe Kardashian was saying
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  all the things that she wants in, like, a future
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  man. A man. I want a guy to cheat on me. I want
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  a guy to spit me out, treat me badly, cheat on
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  me. I had a chance with a teacher that would
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  have been really good, but now I want to be cheated
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  on. That is successful in his own right. I'm
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  no sugar mama. Oh, yeah. Somebody has a ton of
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  money. Why do you need somebody who also makes
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  a lot of money? Yeah, you know, Chloe would do
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  real well with one of those like Tom Hanks marriages
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  where you're married to someone that's not famous.
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  Opens the field up for all sorts of people. All
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  right, Harvey, you're getting a little too, a
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  little too philosophical for my liking. I always
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  date down because I need a field. Mary J. Blige
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  eviscerated someone at her. Oh, yeah. You don't
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  want to mess with her. Mm -hmm. I know it was
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  just acting, but if you see her on the show Power
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  Book 2, man, she's got a gangsta side. Alexa,
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  what was Mary J. Blige's character's name? Alexa,
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  what was Mary J. Blige's character's name in
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  Power? Mary J. Blige played Monet Tejada. Yeah,
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  Monet Tejada. Alexa, stop. I'm Power Book 2.
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  This is real life Monet Tejada right here. concert
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  because they booed her were they booing it's
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  halloween wait what is halloween they're booing
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  because they want her to put on a better show
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  like this guy cuter's announcing they dropped
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  a felony charge against rapper rick ross oh yeah
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  rick razy seems to be getting away with it rick
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  razy seems to be the guy that you know has money
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  and power So you get away with things. It's in
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  connection to his domestic violence arrest back
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  in August. Yeah, it was time to eat a rigatoni
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  like a fat ass. CBS News Miami's Camilla Fernandez
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  is your reporter live at the courthouse in Miami.
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  Oh, honey. You would expect some hot ass reporters
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  in Miami. That's where the music mogul's lawyer
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  appeared for him at the arraignment. Camilla.
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  I need God to work on this five second delay.
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  I know. that the local news is real comfortable
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  with being the local news. But this five second
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  delay is ridiculous. Ross's attorney was in court
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  today for his second arraignment hearing. Prosecutors
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  dropped the felony battery by strangulation charge.
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  Oh, yeah, that's quite the charge to get dropped.
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  He's still facing. The misdemeanor battery charge.
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  Yeah, so he did a little something. They definitely
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  overcharged, so there's no doubt about that.
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  But at the same time, he ain't innocent. The
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  50 -year -old whose real name is William Leonard
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  Roberts II. Why is it that rappers always have
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  the most funny names in real life? Turned himself
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  into Miami Beach Police on October 1st. Yeah,
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  if you're having a turn yourself, Fair to the
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  club. You're not that innocent. According to
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  police, the incident was reported on September
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  29th. Oh, yeah. Weeks after it allegedly happened.
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  Every day I'm hustling and shoving women against
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  the wall. They said that he strangled this woman.
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  The state attorney's office has dropped. Every
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  day I'm strangling, strangling, strangling, strangling.
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  If you know the song Hustling, you know what
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  I'm doing. Every day I'm strangling, strangling.
• 46:21
  That strangulation can't. But a felony charge
• 46:23
  is very serious. You know what I'm saying? And
• 46:26
  the allegations of strangling someone are very
• 46:29
  serious. Water's wet. Strangulation's bad. Who
• 46:33
  would have thought? In happyradio .com. The hour
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  will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell
• 46:52
  before. Whatever you need to be affectionate.
• 47:01
  And you can see that with Barack and Michelle
• 47:04
  as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
• 47:07
  even fisting. You need to look like you went
• 47:23
  and got a job. not on the ipad screen whatever
• 47:26
  the case might be in your hand and a sock you
• 47:28
  know whatever like thank you but also i would
• 47:31
  love to be getting railed but use bucket loads
• 47:35
  of lube if you think you have enough lube double
• 47:37
  it as a reminder if you don't feel like listening
• 47:39
  to this next song you can skip over it but ryan
• 47:42
  hoppy of hoppy hour takes pride in his selection
• 47:45
  so stick around folks oh yeah let me press this
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  button strangling Secretly listened to, and that
• 52:15
  includes you, Mike Coulter. Stalking my pages.
• 52:18
  Whatever. To Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Let's
• 54:05
  also try more trials. Saying today, it's no frickin'
• 56:34
  time. Coffee from Dunkin' Donuts. I don't understand.
• 56:56
  daylight staring. Likes it. All the true boomers
• 57:03
  are stuck in their wigs and they're afraid to
• 57:07
  cheat. Farmers are even like, hey, enough of
• 57:15
  the daylight sex. I think that's what it was.
• 57:18
  Oh, the fuck is it? They have fake lights now.
• 57:23
  You can have them use AI to make craps. Being
• 57:28
  serious. No one likes it. And if you do, you're
• 57:34
  stuck in your wigs. You're not funny. parties
• 57:38
  don't want it to be dark early introvert that
• 57:44
  likes true crime shows those are the people i
• 57:55
  want to make my homies it takes away the fun
• 58:11
  i got it lamest halloween just not a fun halloween
• 58:26
  at all with my outfit not coming i was like you
• 58:30
  know what maybe that's a sign from the universe
• 58:33
  i do feel really recharged this jack being to
• 58:49
  hear me slapping myself across the face Don't
• 59:04
  worry about war. The road is beginning. Oh, did
• 59:08
  that actor wake up in time? Is it the same voice
• 59:12
  every day? Someone wants to get high. Right,
• 59:39
  the government's not making money off of medical
• 59:41
  weed. So they screw us with a lube. Guys, if
• 59:49
  you're going to screw me, have a lube. Then it's
• 59:54
  less pressure. Instantly gets screwed. It just
• 1:00:01
  sucks. Hosted and her and her stepson are getting
• 1:00:17
  sued for underage drinking parties or someone
• 1:00:20
  getting raped. Oh, no. Happening around religious
• 1:00:26
  people. No way. Former Disney World Mickey Mouse
• 1:00:33
  impersonator is one of the 300 pedophiles caught
• 1:00:36
  in Polk County. How many freaking pedophiles
• 1:00:39
  in Polk County? I mean, big ups to Grady Judd.
• 1:00:46
  As much as the dude loves being in front of a
• 1:00:48
  camera, it's kind of respectable that he's out
• 1:00:51
  there getting into pedophiles. How many are there?
• 1:00:58
  Bill Maher compares going to dinner with Trump
• 1:01:01
  to dating Taylor Swift. Nice. uh savannah chrisley
• 1:01:06
  checked in from mar -a -lago to defend her relationship
• 1:01:10
  because everyone's calling her boyfriend a con
• 1:01:13
  artist her now fiance even her dad doesn't want
• 1:01:16
  him speaking of savannah chrisley's dad he loves
• 1:01:21
  the penis that's all alleged he sounds like this
• 1:01:28
  sounds like the most heterosexual man ever and
• 1:01:35
  i mean that's fine if you're gay but anything
• 1:01:38
  like you were an escort Just with women. Do it,
• 1:01:50
  Todd. Well, listen, I was an escort when I was
• 1:01:52
  18. Oh, yeah. I was good for the mouth. Wait,
• 1:01:55
  no, I never gave mouth hugs. Were you? In Los
• 1:01:59
  Angeles. I left South Carolina when I was 17.
• 1:02:02
  Oh, yeah. Time to go smoke some pool. Were you
• 1:02:06
  like Deuce Bigelow, male gigolo? That is such
• 1:02:09
  an elder millennial light trash reference. Duh.
• 1:02:14
  Yeah. More like Richard Gere in American Gigolo.
• 1:02:17
  Ah. I just don't know what that means. That's
• 1:02:19
  even more of a bloomer reference if I ever heard
• 1:02:21
  one in a club. Oh, nice. But, you know, I met
• 1:02:24
  this woman. I worked at the Cheesecake Factory.
• 1:02:27
  Oh, yeah. You like how he has to specify the
• 1:02:30
  word. He has to specify the word woman. Original
• 1:02:37
  Cheesecake Factory as a waiter. Delicious. And
• 1:02:41
  I was there. It was there in. I bet when you
• 1:02:43
  take Bunny XL out, she gets every single freaking
• 1:02:47
  Cheesecake Factory. Marina Del Rey. And. Oh,
• 1:02:52
  you were making real money. Oh, yeah. Making
• 1:02:55
  it rain. Really good money. Well, you heard it.
• 1:02:58
  From where I came from, I was a small little
• 1:03:01
  town in South Carolina where I had to be in the
• 1:03:03
  closet, but now it's tied to the closet since
• 1:03:08
  everyone's trying to be an elder. I had never
• 1:03:12
  seen $800 handed to me at one time in my life.
• 1:03:16
  Yeah. And so I remember waiting the tables this
• 1:03:19
  night. And back then, man, that was a lot of
• 1:03:23
  moolah. And there was like six or seven women,
• 1:03:26
  good looking women. Oh, yeah. You like how it's
• 1:03:30
  a spam? Yeah. Now, this was 1986. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 1:03:37
  Alexa, in 1986 to 2026, how much is 800 bucks
• 1:03:42
  worth back then compared to now with inflation?
• 1:03:48
  $800 in 1986 is roughly $2 ,400 today. Oh, yeah.
• 1:03:54
  Oh, for smoke and pull. And when I looked in
• 1:03:58
  my... I have made it. Yeah. I have made it. I've
• 1:04:03
  got it. Oh, yeah. Now I'm going to be entitled
• 1:04:06
  and rich and a douche. Hundred bucks. And so
• 1:04:10
  I left that restaurant that night. And when I
• 1:04:13
  was walking out, there was this limousine that
• 1:04:15
  was backed up against the wall there at Admiral
• 1:04:17
  Way. Oh, yeah. Back it up, Todd. And the guy
• 1:04:21
  was standing there propped up like this. And
• 1:04:23
  I'm thinking, shit. That was like pretty woman.
• 1:04:25
  But I was thinking of this. They came to collect.
• 1:04:27
  Yeah. I was thinking of it more along the lines
• 1:04:28
  of like. This is kind of like an episode in Dynasty.
• 1:04:32
  Yeah. So I was walking because I didn't know
• 1:04:35
  what he was doing. And so I was walking this
• 1:04:38
  way. He was coming this way. And he walked up
• 1:04:40
  and he goes, good evening. And I said, good evening.
• 1:04:43
  And he said, my lady would like to speak with
• 1:04:46
  you. He said, you were their server this evening.
• 1:04:49
  And I said, OK. Now, me being who I was and what
• 1:04:53
  I came from and parents that demanded, yes, ma
• 1:04:56
  'am, no, ma 'am, yes, sir, no, sir. I said, okay.
• 1:04:59
  So I go over and she lets the window down and
• 1:05:02
  she goes, this is so hot. This is a hot story.
• 1:05:06
  And so she lets the window down and she says,
• 1:05:10
  great service tonight. She said, where are you
• 1:05:16
  heading? And I said, I just live up here on Glencoe.
• 1:05:19
  And she goes, get in. She says, I'll drop you
• 1:05:21
  off. Well, She didn't drop me off. Oh, yeah.
• 1:05:30
  Let's just say that Julie looks so repulsed.
• 1:05:36
  It turned into a very quick encounter. All right.
• 1:05:42
  I'm uncomfortable. You do you, boo, but you're
• 1:05:44
  not being genuine. Eight, five, six, forty nine.
• 1:05:54
  Eight, five, six, five, six, seven, seven, three.
• 1:06:00
  What's going on here? What can you do if your
• 1:06:02
  marriage has become sexless? If you like this
• 1:06:05
  video, check out the link at the top of my page.
• 1:06:07
  Cheat. Somebody DMs me explaining that he's been
• 1:06:10
  married for 25 years. In the last five years,
• 1:06:13
  the marriage has essentially become sexless.
• 1:06:15
  Yeah, it's because she's cheating. Or someone
• 1:06:19
  else. And he doesn't know what to do because
• 1:06:22
  he loves her. They built this entire life together
• 1:06:24
  and he doesn't want to feel like a bad guy or
• 1:06:27
  do something bad by pressuring her. I think you
• 1:06:30
  should be a little bit of a bad boy. Then he
• 1:06:33
  might get her back. If she truly has no desire
• 1:06:35
  and no drive. At the same time, he needs physical
• 1:06:39
  intimacy. Oh, yeah. What guy doesn't? What guy
• 1:06:43
  wouldn't? So what should he do? Get his rocks
• 1:06:46
  off somewhere else. Should he get a divorce?
• 1:06:48
  Should he try to convince her to be intimate
• 1:06:50
  with him? Should he cheat on her? Should he just
• 1:06:53
  accept that this is life now and move on? Here
• 1:06:55
  are my thoughts. You and your wife are both entitled
• 1:06:58
  to having your physical needs met. Oh, you, please.
• 1:07:01
  I need to get my rocks off soon. If her physical
• 1:07:04
  needs are for no actual intimacy in the bedroom
• 1:07:07
  between the two of you, then that is her right.
• 1:07:09
  All right. But at the same time, if your physical
• 1:07:13
  needs involve physical intimacy within a marriage,
• 1:07:16
  then you are also entitled to that. All right.
• 1:07:19
  It's like John Morgan. You're entitled to some
• 1:07:21
  money. But first, you're going to have to have
• 1:07:24
  like four back surgeries. Oh yeah, this guy,
• 1:07:28
  we all know Nori, the rapper, N -O -R -I. He
• 1:07:33
  goes up on content creators, Silverfax, and checks
• 1:07:36
  them on using the N -word. All right, man. He's
• 1:07:44
  such a tough guy, that Silverfax, behind the
• 1:07:46
  microphone. Or behind the computer, but when
• 1:07:50
  Nori runs up on you, you little bitch. That ain't
• 1:07:53
  the way to be. Nobody wants him. What's going
• 1:07:59
  on here? Nelly says Taylor Swift gave him $50
• 1:08:01
  ,000 and a McDonald's bag. That is. Yo, that
• 1:08:05
  Taylor and Travis Whitten thing was cool, right?
• 1:08:06
  Yeah. I don't get to call her Tay -Tay. She calls
• 1:08:10
  her Tay -Tay. Tay -Tay. How'd that relationship
• 1:08:14
  come about? Oh, well, I've been knowing her for
• 1:08:17
  a long time. Her pops. Oh, yeah. I used to play.
• 1:08:22
  Her management, Robert Earl. Has she ever even
• 1:08:24
  dated a black guy? Alexa, has Taylor Swift ever
• 1:08:26
  dated a black guy? Alexa. Has Taylor Swift ever
• 1:08:30
  dated a black guy before? There's no record of
• 1:08:35
  Taylor Swift publicly dating a black guy. And
• 1:08:37
  things like that. So, you know, she's popped
• 1:08:39
  out at some of my shows. Oh, yeah. Alexa, shut
• 1:08:42
  up. Oh, yeah. She's popping out. Dilemma. What
• 1:08:47
  are you going to tell them? This is what really
• 1:08:50
  threw me, right? She called me. Listen, man.
• 1:08:52
  They called me one night. Just out the blue.
• 1:08:55
  Man, they got to get a better microphone. They
• 1:08:57
  said, yo, Nelly, listen. Me and my friends, we
• 1:09:00
  made a routine to hot in here last night. She
• 1:09:04
  gave him money. But guys, you should have high
• 1:09:08
  standards for your woman as well. I know you
• 1:09:10
  guys hear me yap all the time about pay for the
• 1:09:12
  Uber there, pay for the Uber. That is the perfect
• 1:09:13
  way to describe this Asian sex influencer. She's
• 1:09:17
  yapping. Uber back, pay for dinner, open the
• 1:09:19
  doors, flower. I do believe in all that. I think
• 1:09:21
  it's all true. But it's your responsibility as
• 1:09:24
  a man to have high standards for your woman.
• 1:09:27
  Don't pick some random girl who looks like her
• 1:09:29
  life is crazy. Yeah, yeah, that's what I attract.
• 1:09:33
  That's such a mean, you know? Mm -hmm. I attract
• 1:09:38
  crazy women. It's not the best. I'm not proud
• 1:09:43
  of it. I'm not over the moon. Like, yeah! I attract
• 1:09:48
  crazy women. You don't want to know what they
• 1:09:52
  say about you. Although when I hear from people
• 1:09:56
  that know people I've had sex with that I'm like,
• 1:09:58
  you just got a big slong or whatever. It's great.
• 1:10:01
  Thanks for telling everybody. Imagine if I went
• 1:10:04
  around saying, oh yeah, she's got a nice tight
• 1:10:06
  vagina. It sounds bad when I do it. I'm just
• 1:10:12
  being honest. There's more to me than just my
• 1:10:14
  penis. I promise. Maybe not. Maybe that's all
• 1:10:19
  I'm good for. He's gone to pow town. I don't
• 1:10:22
  know. DJ Academics says the only reason people
• 1:10:26
  watch Blueface is to laugh at them. DJ Academics,
• 1:10:30
  you're talking about yourself. Now, do people
• 1:10:33
  watch Blueface to laugh at them? Of course, that's
• 1:10:36
  what they do. But are people watching you for
• 1:10:40
  your journalistic integrity? I'm sucking off,
• 1:10:43
  Drake. We talked about it earlier, but here's
• 1:10:54
  a news clip on it. On the thing. That is unknown.
• 1:10:59
  Is Hulk Hogan's widow. Hogan's widow is facing
• 1:11:04
  some seriously disturbing allegations after being
• 1:11:06
  hit with multiple lawsuits involving her son
• 1:11:08
  in a house party where a minor was allegedly
• 1:11:10
  sexually assaulted. Oh yeah, her son has broccoli
• 1:11:14
  hair, which is the first big problem. Also, aren't
• 1:11:19
  you so relieved that that shouldn't be happening
• 1:11:23
  at your house? It should be a house of prayer.
• 1:11:27
  According to lawsuits obtained by TMZ, Sky Daily
• 1:11:29
  is accused of supplying alcohol for underage
• 1:11:31
  son Hayden Hitt's party back Oh man, back in
• 1:11:35
  the 2010s I had a few friends, rest in peace
• 1:11:38
  Pete His mom would take all our keys And we would
• 1:11:42
  get all turned up at the house But that was before
• 1:11:44
  social media And also there was no rape going
• 1:11:46
  on On March 28th, despite allegedly knowing minors
• 1:11:49
  would be attending One of the lawsuits claims
• 1:11:51
  a minor was sexually assaulted by another minor
• 1:11:53
  at the party after allegedly losing consciousness
• 1:11:56
  from a drink she was given. All right, great.
• 1:11:59
  Sounds like a fun party. Patti Mellencamp on
• 1:12:07
  her podcast says her ex broke up with her because
• 1:12:09
  they didn't see a future. That sucks. I haven't
• 1:12:12
  been able to talk to anyone about this yet. Oh,
• 1:12:15
  I feel so bad. Is everything okay? I went out
• 1:12:17
  with the Valley guy last night. He's like, should
• 1:12:21
  we talk? You know about, like, the future? Oh,
• 1:12:26
  it is. To be perfectly honest, like, I don't
• 1:12:29
  know if I'm going to be alive in the future.
• 1:12:31
  Oh, Lord, this is getting depressing. And I'm
• 1:12:33
  like, well, what are you thinking about? Because
• 1:12:35
  I'm in a... Yeah, that's something when those
• 1:12:37
  awkward breakups, you know, where you're kind
• 1:12:40
  of like, well, what do we do here? A completely
• 1:12:42
  different place in my life. I've got four kids.
• 1:12:45
  Well, you've lived your life. You've had all
• 1:12:47
  the... It sounds sad when just facing stage four
• 1:12:49
  cancer to say, oh, you've lived it. Now it's
• 1:12:51
  about to end. things and you don't i mean you
• 1:12:56
  don't want to do that again yeah she doesn't
• 1:12:58
  know what to say because she's i mean i mean
• 1:13:00
  it's sad to think about but teddy mellencamp
• 1:13:03
  is facing death right he's like aren't we all
• 1:13:06
  like i like you i have so much fun with you but
• 1:13:12
  when i look at a future i don't see you in it
• 1:13:16
  all right whatever didn't you cheat on your boyfriend
• 1:13:20
  with him yeah A relationship that began on infidelity
• 1:13:28
  not working. Oh, what a thought. Oh, what a saw
• 1:13:32
  that coming. I would have saw it coming. 8 -5
• 1:13:37
  -6. 49. Oh, dude. Blueface says Nivea's being
• 1:13:43
  annoying. It's almost like you had a kid with
• 1:13:53
  her, dude. Mm -hmm. Now, if you didn't have a
• 1:13:56
  kid with her and she's just trying to hang out,
• 1:13:58
  that's different. But the fact that you had a
• 1:14:02
  kid with a woman, that's the problem. She ain't
• 1:14:07
  really ever going to go away. You might go away.
• 1:14:09
  You might end up being a deadbeat dad. Oh, wait,
• 1:14:13
  that's right. You already are. You're a deadbeat.
• 1:14:17
  I don't care how much money you have. I don't
• 1:14:19
  care if you have a successful career. Douche.
• 1:14:26
  I got it. And that's what you do. You run away
• 1:14:30
  from all your problems and all your baby mamas.
• 1:14:35
  I'm very sound effect heavy today. I hear his
• 1:14:40
  boozy saying he knows the devil was coming after
• 1:14:43
  his son's arrest. This is why your son is a criminal.
• 1:14:49
  You're allowing this behavior. You're encouraging
• 1:14:54
  this behavior. If you were so against the behavior,
• 1:14:59
  that maybe your son would not be in legal trouble.
• 1:15:02
  But this right here, your coddling of your criminal
• 1:15:05
  other son, your coddling is making him even worse.
• 1:15:09
  It's making him more into an entitled brat. He
• 1:15:12
  already needs to be, you know, being Boozy's
• 1:15:15
  kid. Other son of two, my 16 -year -old. Oh,
• 1:15:22
  yeah, 16 years old getting arrested. That's so
• 1:15:27
  gangster, yo. Even my sister. on probation oh
• 1:15:36
  yeah you know just normal team behavior nothing
• 1:15:41
  to see here they uh they kept him so yeah you
• 1:15:48
  know sometimes you know sometimes you get capped
• 1:15:51
  overnight because you just committed i don't
• 1:15:53
  know a crime you're getting out today i've been
• 1:15:56
  going through it i ain't gonna lie oh man you
• 1:15:59
  realize you passed on the criminal vibes to your
• 1:16:02
  son and you're freaking out because you realize
• 1:16:07
  deep down that you taught them nothing but gave
• 1:16:10
  them a good life and they're messing it up. I've
• 1:16:12
  been going through it, but... Oh, yeah, you're
• 1:16:15
  just freaking out a little bit, man. Maybe scold
• 1:16:19
  them. That might, you know... Because... What
• 1:16:25
  do I know? I knew it was coming. I just really
• 1:16:29
  felt it was coming because... Oh, yeah! He's
• 1:16:31
  been staying out till 3 a .m. being a criminal.
• 1:16:34
  He got us all. I can't! I've been being too blessed,
• 1:16:39
  bro. Yeah, you've been too, you know, lenient,
• 1:16:42
  not scolding him at all. That's your problem.
• 1:16:46
  I've been so blessed. I knew it was coming. You
• 1:16:49
  know how we all know it's coming. Our judgment
• 1:16:52
  day. Boozy Badass' son, Ivy Ray Hedge, arrested
• 1:17:04
  on multiple charges, including armed robbery.
• 1:17:08
  Oh, yeah. Here's Boozy Badass. Defending himself
• 1:17:14
  after seeing 150k a year of crumbs. Got a lot
• 1:17:18
  of people in the comments mad at me. I just saying
• 1:17:21
  because I said 150k, 125k a year is crumbs. Oh
• 1:17:26
  yeah, you know you're unrelatable. You're kind
• 1:17:29
  of a brat. Mm -hmm. That is to me 150k a year
• 1:17:36
  is crumbs to me. Oh yeah, good for you. So relatable.
• 1:17:40
  The guy that made the song Zoom. Zoom, Zoom.
• 1:17:44
  I mean, you gotta... Eight, nine pieces of land.
• 1:17:49
  Oh, yeah. Look at you. You're killing it in life.
• 1:17:53
  What a good job. You got a really successful
• 1:17:57
  son. Career's pop. Six, seven. Just all kind
• 1:18:12
  of taking care of kids. 150K. More than 15 ,000.
• 1:18:44
  That's 12 ,500. I think you did better math than
• 1:18:47
  me. All right, done. Good for you. Use by your
• 1:18:56
  homies. That's $12 ,500 a month. I would love
• 1:19:05
  that. Pay my bills, bro. Yeah, because you got
• 1:19:09
  a lot of hookers, a lot of alleged crimes going
• 1:19:13
  on. Love that in this economy. Way to be relatable
• 1:19:19
  to your audience. Oh, you're so relatable. I'm
• 1:19:27
  being honest, bro. That ain't no money to me.
• 1:19:31
  Oh, yeah. Maybe if you got a $5 bottle of wine
• 1:19:34
  instead of $300, you'd notice you'd have more
• 1:19:36
  money on your bank account. You know what I mean?
• 1:19:43
  What a scum. The Real Housewives of New York
• 1:19:54
  alum, Leah McSweeney, settles lawsuit with Andy
• 1:19:57
  Cohen. Now, Andy Cohen seems like an okay guy,
• 1:20:01
  but he kind of, it's not just because he's gay.
• 1:20:03
  He kind of has that vibe like Jason Lee, who
• 1:20:07
  runs Hollywood Unlocked. The former mayor of
• 1:20:11
  Stockton. Where it's like, yeah, they seem like
• 1:20:15
  they'd be the life of the party. They seem like
• 1:20:18
  they'd be your best friend. I'll exploit you.
• 1:20:25
  What's going on here? Former Disney Mickey Mouse
• 1:20:30
  character. And he may be the sickest, nastiest
• 1:20:35
  person we've ever arrested. Oh man, everyone
• 1:20:39
  knows I got some critiques. Grady Judd, my God.
• 1:20:46
  TMZ has learned a former Disney World Mickey
• 1:20:48
  Mouse impersonator was among nearly 300 people
• 1:20:52
  busted by police in connection with a human trafficking
• 1:20:55
  and child predator. That's not good. Predator
• 1:20:59
  enforcement sting operation in Florida. Delightful.
• 1:21:03
  Making us look good. Most of us are hard working
• 1:21:10
  people. Had to get by. And Chris Hansen at the
• 1:21:14
  Catch a Predator participated in the takedown.
• 1:21:19
  Yeah, he's like, please pay attention to me.
• 1:21:23
  I'm Chris Hansen. Michael Lohan has some critiques
• 1:21:34
  and says that Perez Hilton is having come after
• 1:21:39
  him. This is karma season, I think. What are
• 1:21:45
  your thoughts on, and Michael, we'll start with
• 1:21:47
  you, Perez Hilton and what has happened? Oh,
• 1:21:49
  it's Adam Barton, my homie in the club. I've
• 1:21:52
  been tan, man. I've actually interviewed him
• 1:21:54
  on the show. I think I might actually attach.
• 1:21:58
  Let me see if I still have that. It was on the
• 1:22:03
  Howard Stern show. Should I add that at the end
• 1:22:07
  of this broadcast? Yeah, I will add it at the
• 1:22:10
  end of the show. My interview with Adam Barta
• 1:22:12
  and Teen Mom. Same thing. With him. Because he's
• 1:22:16
  put you on there so much. I have one word for
• 1:22:18
  him. Karma. How's that? A lot of people, yeah.
• 1:22:23
  What goes around comes around. I never forgot
• 1:22:26
  his address. He destroyed a lot of people and
• 1:22:28
  said horrible things about them. Oh, but you're
• 1:22:30
  so... And then he goes and does what he does
• 1:22:36
  publicly for attention. And then after that,
• 1:22:39
  because he's broke. Good microphone, Michael
• 1:22:41
  Lohan. Gee, I wonder why your career's not going
• 1:22:43
  well. We also need to be affectionate. And you
• 1:23:11
  can see that with Barack and Michelle as well.
• 1:23:15
  They do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting.
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  Your little day. You man was so big. It's not
• 1:23:24
  me. Looks like you went and got a job. On the
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  iPad screen, whatever the case might be in your
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  but... Use bucket loads of lube. If you think
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  you have enough lube, double it. As a reminder,
• 1:23:48
  if you don't feel like listening to this next
• 1:23:50
  song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of
• 1:23:53
  Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick
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  right here. Niggas in the project when I'm in
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  your tape deck. Expect rack mic jack. I rip you
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  out the frame like a chainsaw. Swift with the
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  I'm going out, rookie. Roll the low, cause that's
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  the way my niggas love it Watch your nugget,
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  I'm coming with the bug shit You know what I'm
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  saying, the shit that I be kicking Don't be playing,
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  I'm slaying them C's with the E's That's a low
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  zero as I flow on this track MC's better ears
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  ain't open Your eyes on the first one for my
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  first son First one to leave a person hurt, that's
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  how it's working MC's better recognize, just
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  clean out your ears And open your eyes, peep
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  Ninety -five, our drama's Daisy Crazy and Alexis
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  I wrecked this from Brooklyn to Texas on my sofa
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  over till I say it's over I bust your melon I
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  can see your eyeballs swellin' Recognize and
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  open your eyes, now peep the real Just out for
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  head represents 770, I'm livin' heavenly Sippin'
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  fine wine on cloud nine I've been to hell and
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  back once and I refuse Shorty Wap's got a lot
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  to learn I watch weed from the spots burn to
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  Freddie B produce? Too risky to boost I stuff
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  wild like us The double dust bus got a groove
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  to crush, uh Run when they call on D, I'm MC,
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  straight G -ing, all for us, y 'all, uh, the
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  showstoppers, the punk rockers, recognize this
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  man by the name of Baracus, English one finger
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  D, A's of us all, the great Pupas, rugged, meets
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  talk that talk, sex bad bitch, I can go through
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  with you know that, kickin' it through the slow
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  news day, I'll get through it, deal it soon,
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  hard specs, left red hills, Mess with your head.
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  Throwback. I mean, I do this show for me. I know
• 1:31:32
  you find it entertaining deep down. Hey, it's
• 1:31:37
  very self -serving. Packing myself. No, whatever
• 1:32:24
  that means. Five, six, five, nine, four. Six,
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  Happy radio. Do you want to come? A good time
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  tonight. I just want to have a good day, you
• 1:33:01
  know. Fuck is gone. More than five months after
• 1:33:11
  calling it quit, Pete Davidson and Elsie Hewitt.
• 1:33:13
  Ah, she's freaking hot. have accepted an offer
• 1:33:18
  they couldn't refuse. Spending Halloween with
• 1:33:20
  their sweet baby girl. The former couple reuniting
• 1:33:31
  for the festive holiday. Yeah, she just was not
• 1:33:34
  knowing that he was just gonna be mentally ill.
• 1:33:37
  Every freaking girl dates Pete Davidson thinking
• 1:33:40
  that they can fit. He's a project. Donning a
• 1:33:45
  Sopranos -themed family costume. Ah, that's Kim.
• 1:33:48
  With Scotty front and center as the undisputed
• 1:33:51
  boss. 10 -month -old sitting proudly in her wagon
• 1:33:54
  with a blue blanket as she channeled Tony Soprano
• 1:33:57
  in a white robe. And they had a Bada Bing sign
• 1:33:59
  hanging out the side of her little cart. I don't
• 1:34:01
  know how you left that part out. Good job! With
• 1:34:04
  plenty of rubber duckies and a stuffed cigar.
• 1:34:07
  Cute. From the East Coast kind of vibe. A lot
• 1:34:13
  of people from the East Coast love their Sopranos.
• 1:34:16
  Now granted, I like Sopranos too. But I'm not,
• 1:34:20
  like, obsessed anymore. Mm -hmm. TJ Holmes and
• 1:34:28
  Amy Robach's exes, Andrew Hsu and Marilee Feibig,
• 1:34:31
  are married. Yeah, this is just what rich people
• 1:34:33
  do. I used to produce a radio show. I think people
• 1:34:36
  know what I'm talking about. Where rich people
• 1:34:39
  were hanging out with their exes. It's good.
• 1:34:43
  But money definitely fix all your problems. Mm
• 1:34:46
  -hmm. The Daily Mail reported just weeks after
• 1:34:49
  TJ and Amy walked down the aisle for their own
• 1:34:51
  wedding in Arkansas. Oh, yeah. Andrew and Marilee
• 1:34:55
  tied the knot at their... I just want to know,
• 1:34:57
  do they really love each other? Or is this more...
• 1:35:00
  Were you then just falling in love? New Jersey
• 1:35:06
  Farm. All right, that's good. Oh, great. This
• 1:35:14
  video got deleted. I was so excited. I don't
• 1:35:17
  know what it was. 856. Let me take a breather.
• 1:35:22
  49 Hoppy. This is sad. Daniel Stewart is remembering
• 1:35:25
  his dad, Patrick Stewart. Oh, yeah. They have
• 1:35:28
  the same freaking head. Concept. You look like
• 1:35:33
  your son. No way. The son of the Star Trek icon
• 1:35:37
  commemorated his father one day after he died
• 1:35:39
  October 28th. I think this music underneath is
• 1:35:42
  one of those creepy alarms you wake up to with
• 1:35:44
  your iPhone. At the age of 86, his death came
• 1:35:48
  after a brief battle with Alzheimer's disease
• 1:35:50
  and Lewy body dementia. Rest in peace, bud. Daniel
• 1:35:54
  shared a throwback photo to X October 29th. It's
• 1:35:57
  Twitter! Of him giving Patrick a piggyback ride.
• 1:36:01
  I'm so cute! While on stage together, the father's...
• 1:36:05
  I like Patrick Stewart. I was more... Everyone
• 1:36:07
  kind of knows him from a day for years. I liked
• 1:36:12
  him playing Stan Smith's boss on American Dad.
• 1:36:16
  And Star Trek was okay. I've seen a few episodes
• 1:36:18
  of the next generation, the first season of the
• 1:36:20
  stuff with William Shatner. It's not bad. But
• 1:36:24
  I liked him in X -Men 2. But there was a show
• 1:36:28
  that was on Starz where he played like a loudmouth.
• 1:36:30
  It was called Blunt Talk. Look it up. son duo
• 1:36:34
  are smiling in the photo in which all right patrick
• 1:36:37
  is sporting a head of light gray hair and a mustache
• 1:36:40
  well daniel this music's tripping me out in the
• 1:36:42
  background looking at a dead guy didn't caption
• 1:36:45
  the image plenty of fans supported him in the
• 1:36:47
  comment section and yeah it's kind of hard you
• 1:36:50
  don't get along you're dead until he's like a
• 1:36:52
  million what do you say in the years leading
• 1:36:57
  up to his death patrick had opened up about being
• 1:37:00
  estranged from his kids He told The Independent
• 1:37:02
  in 2023, there's not a day that goes by that
• 1:37:06
  I'm not pained by the memory of my children.
• 1:37:09
  Who they were and by a sense of responsibility
• 1:37:11
  that they became who they are in part because
• 1:37:14
  of me and my influence. Well, that's kind of
• 1:37:16
  an insult. That's like saying, you're not what
• 1:37:21
  I want you to be. You should be like, I wasn't
• 1:37:24
  quite around, but I'm proud of them. Gypsy Rose
• 1:37:31
  Blanchard is setting the record straight. Following
• 1:37:41
  the release of a photo suggesting she's reunited
• 1:37:44
  with ex Ryan Anderson. Man! If Ryan went back,
• 1:37:48
  he'd be the big... However, you don't take her
• 1:37:52
  back. Especially after she cheated on you. And
• 1:37:55
  then that baby daddy dies. And then she cheated
• 1:37:58
  on you. And then what happens is she has a kid.
• 1:38:00
  You ain't taking that broad back! In the wake
• 1:38:03
  of her partner Ken Urker's death, Life After
• 1:38:06
  Lockup star shares the truth about a viral photo.
• 1:38:10
  And an exclusive statement to E! News. Oh yeah!
• 1:38:13
  They're so proud exclusively to us and everybody
• 1:38:17
  else. Shut up. This gypsy says the photo circulating
• 1:38:20
  around the internet is AI generated. There is
• 1:38:23
  absolutely no contact. Yay, Ryan. If you want
• 1:38:26
  to stay alive, I would probably stay away from
• 1:38:29
  her. She's bad news. Between myself and Ryan.
• 1:38:32
  You know like when there's all the stories of
• 1:38:34
  like a dad not approving of their daughter's
• 1:38:36
  boyfriend? She's the male of that. Just a crazy
• 1:38:40
  loser. Speculation had mounted that the third.
• 1:38:42
  Poor Ken. Yay. He caused the relationship to
• 1:38:46
  end. Yeah, he wasn't the homie for Ryan Anderson.
• 1:38:50
  But did she screw him? 25 -year -old who shared
• 1:38:54
  21 -month -old daughter Aurora with Urker reunited
• 1:38:58
  with Anderson due to a viral TikTok. Yeah, you're
• 1:39:02
  going to believe everything on TikTok. But she
• 1:39:09
  appears to dance to Britney Spears over an apparent
• 1:39:12
  image of her and Anderson. Yeah, when you see
• 1:39:16
  Gypsy Rose on the red carpet and she's... in
• 1:39:20
  with her boyfriends. She's got that kind of clingy
• 1:39:22
  vibe where she's got her whole body on him. That's
• 1:39:26
  my man, and no one's touching him. Oh, it is.
• 1:39:29
  Laying the pick, read the text, POV, because
• 1:39:32
  with Ken out of the way, you can get back to
• 1:39:34
  Ryan. Oh, it is. Blanchard reunited with Urkel
• 1:39:37
  back in 2024. Man, Urkel was really starting
• 1:39:41
  to ball. Years after they called off their engagement.
• 1:39:45
  All right, I think I've had enough of hearing
• 1:39:47
  about gypsy girls. Just a dirty, rotten loser.
• 1:39:51
  Oh, sure. Jack Antonoff and Margaret Qualley
• 1:39:56
  are going their separate ways. Man, Jack Antonoff
• 1:39:58
  just seems like a jackass. He just seems like
• 1:40:02
  the worst! Forevermore. Three months after the
• 1:40:05
  pair broke up, the music producer and the actress
• 1:40:08
  officially filed for divorce, according to multiple
• 1:40:10
  outlets. I am an idiot! The couple who tied the
• 1:40:14
  knot in 2023 filed a settlement agreement. What's
• 1:40:22
  going on here? Stewart was not too impressed
• 1:40:30
  with Craig Melvin's skills. During the Today
• 1:40:40
  Show's Halloween special, where the anchor is
• 1:40:43
  dressed up as Martha's BFF Snoop Dogg, the entrepreneur
• 1:40:47
  calls out Craig after he spills chocolate on
• 1:40:50
  her white pants. The moment happened when Martha
• 1:40:57
  was looking for the icing tube, decorate one
• 1:41:00
  of her cheesecakes and craig trying to be nice
• 1:41:03
  hands the chocolate to martha but the bottom
• 1:41:05
  of the tube was already open yeah martha is just
• 1:41:09
  crazy she was like a crazy woman and the icing
• 1:41:15
  lands on her clothes so there it is oh that sucks
• 1:41:19
  and there's this the queen of making everything
• 1:41:30
  nice just made a halloween faux pas that's far
• 1:41:32
  from a good thing this outfit that martha stewart
• 1:41:36
  wore would have been really funny in like When
• 1:41:40
  the economy was better, it would have been a
• 1:41:42
  laugh a minute. But when you are one of the original
• 1:41:46
  elite, everybody else in this country is just
• 1:41:49
  getting by. You kind of come off like a brat.
• 1:41:53
  Martha Stewart facing backlash after posting
• 1:41:55
  and later deleting. Yeah, when you delete it,
• 1:41:59
  you know you messed up in the club. herself dressed
• 1:42:02
  as someone experiencing homelessness. 85 -year
• 1:42:17
  -old wearing torn jeans, plaid button -ups, a
• 1:42:20
  beanie and dirt on her face. Someone that openly
• 1:42:31
  was not really that sad about cheating on her
• 1:42:34
  husband and talked about it in a documentary?
• 1:42:36
  You would tell me she would do this? No way!
• 1:42:39
  I thought Martha Stewart cared about us! While
• 1:42:45
  holding a sign reading, I am hungry, help me.
• 1:42:48
  And in a final twist, her caption allegedly encouraged
• 1:42:51
  followers to shop her QVC tan. Oh yeah, you guys
• 1:42:54
  are homeless, but hey! Buy this expensive stuff
• 1:42:58
  to make me more money! the line now martha is
• 1:43:02
  speaking out in a november first statement to
• 1:43:04
  people the lifestyle guru saying she's distressed
• 1:43:07
  that her costume yeah you're upset that people
• 1:43:09
  are mad at you you don't give a shit about us
• 1:43:13
  offended people and that she intended to bring
• 1:43:15
  more awareness to the various serious subjects
• 1:43:17
  oh yeah if you did you would be like here's a
• 1:43:19
  text you can donate five bucks to homeless people
• 1:43:22
  going you're leading it to your qvc outfit you're
• 1:43:24
  a dirty running moron shut up of homelessness.
• 1:43:28
  Martha adding that she has long supported charities
• 1:43:30
  that combat homelessness. Ah, good for you! Uh,
• 1:43:33
  you probably should have put that in the comment
• 1:43:35
  section and not be promoting how to give you
• 1:43:37
  money after rubbing it in your face that we don't
• 1:43:39
  have your money. Shut your ass! Calling it one
• 1:43:42
  of America's greatest challenges and ongoing
• 1:43:44
  crises. Ah, she's just mad she got caught. The
• 1:43:49
  worst! The latest on the class action lawsuit
• 1:43:56
  against McDonald's over its popular McRib sandwich.
• 1:43:59
  Listen, I love a good class. action lawsuit every
• 1:44:03
  once in a while. But then in one of those lawsuits,
• 1:44:05
  you look at it and you're like, Jesus Christ!
• 1:44:08
  It's a waste of time! The restaurant chain accused
• 1:44:11
  of misleading customers. McDonald's misleading
• 1:44:15
  us? No way! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! You're
• 1:44:19
  telling me that we get misled by McDonald's?
• 1:44:24
  That the food on TV isn't what it looks like
• 1:44:26
  in real life? Breaking news! You're telling us?
• 1:44:34
  Did they lie to us? There's some breaking news.
• 1:44:38
  Have I ever heard it? Jesus Christ. Listen, now
• 1:44:43
  they rip us off. But you're going to McDonald's.
• 1:44:46
  You're doing it to yourself. Morgan Norwood is
• 1:44:48
  back now with an update on this. Good morning.
• 1:44:50
  Good morning to you. The McRib is in a bit of
• 1:44:52
  a pickle, guys. Oh, yeah. The local news and
• 1:44:55
  the national news. They're in a pickle. Pickles
• 1:45:01
  on their bird. Lawsuit against McDonald's. And
• 1:45:05
  now a federal judge says that this case can move
• 1:45:07
  forward. All right. Man. Last week you had people
• 1:45:11
  protesting over the freaking, whatever it was,
• 1:45:16
  what was it, Bo Beep? Whatever that stupid freaking
• 1:45:18
  Liberty Mutual boopity or whatever it was. You
• 1:45:22
  had the fucking people protesting over the new
• 1:45:23
  character. You got people suing over McRibs.
• 1:45:26
  I think, Houston, I think we have bigger problems
• 1:45:30
  than that. A lot of people underestimate what
• 1:45:37
  I know. I'm talking to you, morning radio host!
• 1:45:41
  On your 50th birthday? So every morning I put
• 1:45:49
  on my little f***er outfit and I hit the gym.
• 1:45:52
  Oh, yeah! This is another woman throwing a shot
• 1:45:55
  of Shane Gillis. Show your ass! That's Obsession
• 1:46:04
  star Indy Neverready. God, she's freaking hot.
• 1:46:06
  She needs to eat a cheeseburger, though. Way
• 1:46:08
  too skinny. comedian Shane Gillis some not -so
• 1:46:12
  -subtle shade on Saturday Night Live, three weeks
• 1:46:15
  after his comment about women sparked backlash.
• 1:46:18
  Oh yeah, it was one line. It wasn't like he did
• 1:46:20
  five minutes on it. The actress, who's set to
• 1:46:24
  play Rogue in the X -Men franchise, whatever,
• 1:46:27
  she doesn't like Shane Gillis. Yeah, that was
• 1:46:30
  proof that genders are definitely separated in
• 1:46:33
  this country. Like, if you were that mad at Shane
• 1:46:36
  Gillis, I think we have bigger problems in Hudson.
• 1:46:47
  Meanwhile, here in Chapel Hill, just when we
• 1:46:50
  thought things were getting normal for UNC football,
• 1:46:52
  TMZ drops this report last night that Bill Belichick
• 1:46:56
  and Jordan Hudson reportedly broke up. No way!
• 1:46:59
  Someone that's 50 years younger than you. Someone
• 1:47:02
  that's clearly years than you because she has
• 1:47:05
  no talent. Besides having a rocking body, which
• 1:47:08
  is fine. And she liked you when you were at the
• 1:47:12
  Rose to Tom Brady. Oh, you were the man. Then
• 1:47:17
  you go to UNC and your team's not quite killing
• 1:47:19
  it. That's you. Now, I don't necessarily feel
• 1:47:24
  bad for Bill Belichick at all. Like, at all.
• 1:47:29
  There's a big but. But I will say this. The thing
• 1:47:32
  is, if you ever have a chance in the future to
• 1:47:37
  date Jordan Hudson, just know that she will use
• 1:47:41
  you. Just know that she will kill you up and
• 1:47:43
  spit you out and take your money. Late last year,
• 1:47:47
  they still remained friends and business partners.
• 1:47:49
  Oh, no. They're not friends. They're business
• 1:47:53
  partners. Trust me, if he didn't start a business
• 1:47:57
  with this woman, he ain't keeping in touch with
• 1:47:59
  her. The ones I'm done with are women. Bye. See
• 1:48:07
  ya. See ya later, alligator. And they say the
• 1:48:12
  same thing to me and that's fine. Put it to break
• 1:48:14
  up. I don't want to think about you licking carpet.
• 1:48:19
  WRAL reached out to UNC and to Hudson. Neither
• 1:48:22
  chose to comment. Yeah, Jordan and Hudson went
• 1:48:25
  nuts. She just looks like a brat. Like, yeah,
• 1:48:29
  Bill Belichick's no saint, okay? He's dating
• 1:48:32
  someone who don't have to be his great -granddaughter,
• 1:48:34
  but he is a human being with feelings that did
• 1:48:38
  get his rocks off with her, so you know he's
• 1:48:39
  sad. I've spoken to multiple sources that either
• 1:48:42
  know or have worked with Hudson. And just know
• 1:48:45
  that she's a dirty, rotten brat. None of that
• 1:48:47
  any indication of a breakup. Hudson was not seen
• 1:48:50
  around the program much this offseason, but has
• 1:48:52
  been a... I have been kind of, like, thinking,
• 1:48:54
  like... Where have they been? I didn't really
• 1:48:56
  think that, but it's like when I've gone through
• 1:48:58
  breakups. I was very visual. Hey, look at me.
• 1:49:03
  I got a hot ass girlfriend that's sucking me
• 1:49:05
  off. And then when you break up and all of a
• 1:49:09
  sudden you're taking a Christmas picture by yourself.
• 1:49:11
  And that's the problem. When you consistently
• 1:49:14
  post, especially when you're a public figure
• 1:49:16
  and you're either gender, and you consistently,
• 1:49:19
  I have to specify that, you consistently post
• 1:49:21
  your ex all the time on social media. And then
• 1:49:25
  you break up. People are going to wonder. Remember
• 1:49:31
  when she was doing everything with him and then
• 1:49:37
  she went away? A part of me wonders if that's
• 1:49:40
  going to happen to Justin Herbert. The dude's
• 1:49:43
  0 -7. Is Madison Bear going to want to be with
• 1:49:46
  a loser? I'm just saying, he's a loser right
• 1:49:49
  now. Yeah, he's winning in life. All these guys
• 1:49:52
  are winning in life. winners. Tom Brady goes
• 1:49:58
  under 500. Gisele Bundt cheats on him. Just saying.
• 1:50:01
  After the Duke win. Alright, thank you. Again,
• 1:50:07
  I'm crying no tears over Bill Belichick's breakup.
• 1:50:11
  But at the same time, he is human. and Michelle
• 1:50:44
  as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
• 1:50:47
  even fisting. It was so big. And that's what
• 1:50:56
  real women need. Cussing. Stop cussing. It looks
• 1:51:02
  like you went and got a job. On the iPad screen,
• 1:51:05
  whatever the case might be in your hand and a
• 1:51:07
  sock and a whatever, like, thank you. But also,
• 1:51:11
  I would love to be... I'm getting railed, but...
• 1:51:13
  Use bucket loads of lube. If you think you have
• 1:51:16
  enough lube, double it. As a reminder, if you
• 1:51:18
  don't feel like listening to this next song,
• 1:51:20
  you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy
• 1:51:23
  Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick around,
• 1:51:26
  folks. Oh, yeah, let me press this button right
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  here. We gonna get into this new joint right
• 1:51:36
  here. Ride or die. But don't try to pole bump,
• 1:51:54
  your fate's on my hip Couple apes in a dip, that'll
• 1:51:56
  lay you in a dip You heard I was gettin' money,
• 1:51:59
  decided you wanted from me I get the cheese from
• 1:52:02
  em, don't pay the niggas shit I'm greasy grimy,
• 1:52:05
  over east you'll find me With the heat, every
• 1:52:07
  nigga in the streets behind me Don't sleep, do
• 1:52:10
  I even gotta speak on rhymin'? I'm a beast, why
• 1:52:13
  you think Atlantic reached inside me? The sound
• 1:52:16
  you best believe, I got em up, got they love
• 1:52:18
  The mixtapes got a nigga lotta grub I had free
• 1:52:22
  shows in and out them clubs Now I'm Ted DiBiase,
• 1:52:25
  the million -dollar thug Just hands down, I'm
• 1:52:29
  runnin' this damn town There ain't enough room
• 1:52:31
  for the both of us When I bust this land down,
• 1:52:34
  your niggas better take it off I wanna go get
• 1:52:37
  a hold of, not quit until I'm satisfied I can
• 1:52:40
  teach you how to run that mini -mac and win it,
• 1:52:45
  won't you try? I'm gonna teach you how to stun
• 1:52:51
  in that 760 The back seats move like the ones
• 1:52:54
  in the front I might hop into that GT, that brand
• 1:52:57
  -new Porsche, or that SLR and ride around with
• 1:53:00
  the doors up with a bitch next to me She in a
• 1:53:03
  sweat hoodie with the iron inside, keep her right
• 1:53:05
  by my side I guess she bunny and I am Clyde,
• 1:53:09
  the bitch a ride or die Don't flip, bump, click
• 1:53:14
  the pump quick I got clipped, fuck em, that's
• 1:53:17
  what the pump get For them bricks to bump right
• 1:53:19
  down and trunk fix Chunk strip, you better start
• 1:53:22
  telling me something quick Where them keys to
• 1:53:25
  the house, where the keys at? I drawish tip all
• 1:53:28
  the G's at It's all a hustle, I'm a hustler,
• 1:53:31
  what you expect? They hate you when you broke,
• 1:53:33
  when you on it, love you to death No questions,
• 1:53:36
  just hands down, I'm running this damn town It
• 1:53:39
  ain't enough room for the both of us When I bust
• 1:53:42
  this man down, you niggas better stand down We'll
• 1:53:46
  get a hold of it, quit until I'm set You niggas
• 1:53:59
  new to this, been doing it, since brother Was
• 1:54:02
  rockin' afros like Ludacris And I ain't through
• 1:54:05
  with it until your boy's super rich I'm off in
• 1:54:07
  first class, rubbin' on the through with this
• 1:54:09
  Gettin' money, now these hoes done lost it Bitches
• 1:54:12
  steal from my mama just to roll with bosses You
• 1:54:15
  boys wanna pop bump, unload your cartridge I
• 1:54:18
  don't go nowhere without the pole, I'm cautious
• 1:54:20
  Now I don't need a nigga co -sign to flow But
• 1:54:24
  the streets crowned bump a long time ago When
• 1:54:26
  I was like, fuck rap, I'm out grindin' blow They
• 1:54:29
  was like, fuck rap, I'm out grindin' blow It's
• 1:54:31
  your time to blow, so I picked up the mic, put
• 1:54:33
  the diesel down I must succeed, can't let my
• 1:54:37
  people down Nobody gets to eat when he's around
• 1:54:40
  Move over nigga, there's a new king in town No
• 1:54:44
  questions, just hands down, I'm running this
• 1:54:46
  damn town It ain't enough room for the porn and
• 1:54:49
  this shit When I bust this man, don't I'm sad
• 1:54:57
  It's about to continue to let that bitch know
• 1:55:01
  when they wanna try this Y 'all know what it
• 1:55:08
  is, Bump J, but they not bum are tuned in too.
• 1:57:53
  Late night calls and risky text threads. Want
• 1:57:56
  to know more? Just use your heads. Flashback
• 1:57:59
  hits got you feeling fly. Mine's got that spark,
• 1:58:02
  no asking why. Today's topic is the latest craze.
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  Tune in, folks. Let's ride this wave. Yeah! The
• 1:58:09
  vibe you need. Ryan Hoppy. Mike Taken. I do it.
• 1:58:21
  856. Turn it up. 49 Hoppy. I will. Isn't that
• 1:58:32
  what we're doing? I'm literally turning it up.
• 1:58:35
  Hi. We are good! It is turned on. NBA drama.
• 2:00:08
  Living out the dreams. Stories about the queens.
• 2:00:12
  Dropping dollars bombs. Oh, yeah. I was so sad
• 2:00:17
  to hear. Inside the NBA is ending. When it comes
• 2:00:23
  to Aaron Johnson. I want that show to last forever.
• 2:00:32
  I'll get to that more. But first. 8 -5 -6. 49,
• 2:00:39
  Hoppy. 8 -5 -6. Fire it up, boys. 6 -7 -7 -3.
• 2:00:44
  6 -7. Sure. I got it. Whatever. Oh, what's going
• 2:00:57
  on? Ah! Ah! Jason Williams, I'm LeBron. Do you
• 2:01:56
  have a problem with LeBron swinging his arms
• 2:01:58
  like a golf club during the National Anthem?
• 2:01:59
  I do. You do? I do. I do. I think motherfuckers
• 2:02:02
  just stand up and steal from the National Anthem.
• 2:02:04
  Yeah? That's just my opinion. How much do you
• 2:02:07
  care about it? The National Anthem? No, LeBron.
• 2:02:10
  I don't. Yeah. I don't. I mean, but you asked
• 2:02:13
  me. I wish he would stand the fuck still. I bet
• 2:02:15
  he got fined for that, too. No way. No way. Fine.
• 2:02:18
  Yeah, LeBron, go try playing basketball with
• 2:02:22
  guys. As flawed as this country is, I would love
• 2:02:25
  to see you go over there to guys. For what? You're
• 2:02:29
  supposed to stand still. Look, they're all dressed
• 2:02:31
  the same. He dressed different. Guaranteed he
• 2:02:33
  got fined. Because you're all supposed to be
• 2:02:35
  dressed the same. You're supposed to be standing
• 2:02:37
  still. But LeBron thinks he's better than everyone
• 2:02:40
  else. Shut up. When I play, that's the rule.
• 2:02:44
  You cheat on your wives. But I guarantee he got
• 2:02:47
  fined. I think he got fined for that. He's not
• 2:02:48
  dressed. Here's Ernie Johnson about he doesn't
• 2:02:55
  want to be blamed for ending inside the NBA.
• 2:02:57
  I have an idea, and I don't want you to want
• 2:03:00
  to be blamed for ending inside the NBA. In my
• 2:03:04
  role, I'm stepping away from my role on there.
• 2:03:07
  I would hope that they could continue the show
• 2:03:09
  in some form. They're playing a great game. studio
• 2:03:13
  hosts out there. No. Unfortunately, Amazon and
• 2:03:17
  Prime and NBA and Peacock seems to be taking
• 2:03:22
  over. I do. And as for what Chuck's going to
• 2:03:25
  do, I have learned many, many moons ago. You
• 2:03:30
  never try to predict what the Chuckster is going
• 2:03:32
  to do. Oh, yeah. He and I have had a lot of conversations
• 2:03:37
  in the past about what we're going to do. I will
• 2:03:41
  leave that final word. All right, there's that.
• 2:03:44
  And here's him formally announcing he's going.
• 2:03:47
  Hey, everybody. Here's the deal. You know, I've
• 2:03:49
  been. Hey, everybody. Here's the deal. If you
• 2:03:52
  don't want to hear NBA talk, skip over 10 minutes.
• 2:03:54
  But I want to give Ernie Johnson an Inside the
• 2:03:56
  NBA ending. It's new. Ernie Johnson here. You
• 2:04:00
  know, I've been hosting Inside the NBA for a
• 2:04:02
  long time. This is my 37th year. And I've long
• 2:04:07
  described it as a get -to job. I'm still amazed
• 2:04:10
  that I get to do this for a living. As the years
• 2:04:14
  have gone by, and I turned 70 this past summer,
• 2:04:16
  folks have asked me, so how long are you going
• 2:04:19
  to keep doing inside? Well, I want to take a
• 2:04:22
  couple of minutes of your time to answer that.
• 2:04:25
  This will be my last season. Totally my decision.
• 2:04:30
  It's just time. It's been an honor to share so
• 2:04:33
  many nights, decades actually, at the desk with
• 2:04:36
  my brothers. Kenny, Charles, and Shaq, and with
• 2:04:39
  our production crews who are so talented and
• 2:04:42
  devoted. And I so appreciate the leadership at
• 2:04:45
  TNT and ESPN for allowing the show to continue.
• 2:04:50
  So why now? Total honesty here. I've always prided
• 2:04:56
  myself on my preparation, the hours I put in
• 2:04:59
  every day getting ready for the next show. I've
• 2:05:02
  always loved that part of my job. But I've always
• 2:05:05
  vowed that if that ever became more of a challenge
• 2:05:08
  than it is a joy, then I'll know it's time to
• 2:05:11
  step away. And now after 37 seasons, it's time.
• 2:05:17
  And there's something else. And I'll just call
• 2:05:19
  it a contributing factor. For nearly two years
• 2:05:24
  now, I've dealt with heart issues. I had bypass
• 2:05:26
  surgery 14 months ago. Still trying to get this
• 2:05:30
  thing to beat exactly the way it should. So there's
• 2:05:33
  that. And then here he's... That's Ernie Johnson
• 2:05:36
  saying goodbye. And here he is saying goodbye
• 2:05:38
  on Inside the NBA, another video. In case you
• 2:05:41
  didn't see the video online today, allow me a
• 2:05:45
  couple of minutes to fill you in. All right,
• 2:05:48
  so we got that right there. Charles Barkley saying
• 2:05:52
  Giannis is difficult to play with. I think Giannis
• 2:05:55
  is very difficult. He's a great player. He's
• 2:05:58
  a great player, but I think he's difficult to
• 2:06:00
  play with. I agree with that. Here's Charles
• 2:06:05
  Barkley talking to Dan Patrick about the golf
• 2:06:07
  course with Jordan. Yeah, they got this homie
• 2:06:11
  friendship, Dan Patrick and Charles Barkley.
• 2:06:13
  Are you playing golf with Michael Jordan yet?
• 2:06:17
  Not yet. We haven't gotten together. We're going
• 2:06:19
  to get together. He's been busy. Yeah. What's
• 2:06:23
  he doing? Making shoes? Out of the country all
• 2:06:26
  summer. All right. I'm going to go golfing. And
• 2:06:30
  then here's Tyrese Maxey on if he changes his
• 2:06:33
  baby's diaper. I had Lomelo Ball on last week,
• 2:06:36
  who's also got a new baby. And I said, so are
• 2:06:40
  you a diaper? Yeah, he knows where this is going.
• 2:06:43
  Everyone shot the clip. Diaper changing guy.
• 2:06:46
  Oh, I'm a big diaper changing guy. That's good.
• 2:06:52
  Here's Charles Barkley talking about Ernie Johnson.
• 2:06:55
  Chuckster, how we doing, fellas? That was tough.
• 2:07:11
  We knew the day was coming. It's still tough.
• 2:07:15
  Been here for 26, 27 years. It's been an honor
• 2:07:20
  and a privilege to work with you all this time.
• 2:07:23
  Kenny and Shaq and amazing people behind the
• 2:07:26
  scenes. Nothing like it to be able to dribble
• 2:07:31
  a stupid basketball. There you go. He loves telling
• 2:07:33
  you about the stupid basketball. Here's Charles
• 2:07:36
  Barkley talking to Kyrie Irving about getting
• 2:07:40
  older. You come in as the teenager. You have
• 2:07:45
  a great career. Then you become the old geezer.
• 2:07:48
  Yeah. And you kind of have to. Chill out, Charles.
• 2:07:52
  Yeah, he's like, I know you all, but I ain't
• 2:07:55
  quite there yet. Chill out, Charles. Chill out,
• 2:07:59
  man. Yeah, Kyrie didn't need an existential crisis
• 2:08:03
  before the game. Giannis says he's the best two
• 2:08:09
  -way player of this era. Yeah, maybe Charles
• 2:08:11
  is right about him being hard to be around. In
• 2:08:13
  my era, best two -way player. He said it. He
• 2:08:17
  said it. We love to not, you know, counter -press
• 2:08:22
  with a question because we want to kiss his ass.
• 2:08:24
  Here's Shaq and Ernie Johnson. You know, when
• 2:08:26
  I was a youngster, it was three guys as a basketball
• 2:08:30
  fan before I became the Shaq. It was three guys
• 2:08:32
  that loved to hear. He loved saying his name
• 2:08:35
  in first person. Bill Rafferty, Dick Vitale,
• 2:08:41
  and Ernie Johnson. All right. Yeah! And then
• 2:08:45
  as I became a player, I said, can't wait till
• 2:08:47
  these guys say my name. And then in 89, 90, or
• 2:08:50
  91, you know, we always get around the date.
• 2:08:52
  We came to Fort Sam Houston. Here's Angel Reese
• 2:09:00
  on the losing game seven of the NBA Finals. Man,
• 2:09:05
  she needs to figure out how to make a layup and
• 2:09:08
  stop being such a, you know, pretentious witch.
• 2:09:11
  I mean, yeah, it's tough. Especially with a good
• 2:09:14
  group, a great group. Yeah. I love how the media
• 2:09:17
  talks about Angel Reese losing and not the Golden
• 2:09:20
  State Valkyries for winning. The reason we know
• 2:09:26
  who Angel Reese is is because she's the villain
• 2:09:29
  of Kaylin Clark. I've honestly been had an honor
• 2:09:33
  to battle with all year. It was an honor seeing
• 2:09:37
  you in the movie Ice Age with Sid. They changed
• 2:09:39
  my life. Y 'all probably get some endorsements
• 2:09:44
  over there in Atlanta. There's this headline.
• 2:09:50
  The Dwayne Wade statue. They just got a facelift.
• 2:09:53
  Or at least his statue did. Nah, he's probably
• 2:09:56
  had a facelift. Remember this from 2024? The
• 2:09:59
  Heat put this outside their arena. Yeah, it looked
• 2:10:02
  like a mentally challenged Dwayne Wade. Internet
• 2:10:06
  was dragging its... So they fixed it. Alright,
• 2:10:10
  we got four minutes left in this show. Let's
• 2:10:12
  do this right now. OJs! Alexa. Breakdown week
• 2:10:26
  eight in the NFL. Week 8 wrapped up Sunday, November
• 2:10:31
  1st with the Lions edging the Vikings 19 -15,
• 2:10:35
  the Rams beating the Chargers 24 -9, the Chiefs
• 2:10:38
  edging the Broncos 28 -24, and the Buccaneers
• 2:10:41
  shutting out the Falcons 16 -0. The Bills blew
• 2:10:44
  the Ravens out 36 -10, the Bengals topped the
• 2:10:47
  Titans 43 -36 in OT, and the Steelers dominated
• 2:10:50
  the Browns 27 -6. Thursday's Panthers -Packers
• 2:10:54
  game and Monday's Bears -Seahawks are still pending.
• 2:10:57
  So, Alexa, how can you say the week is over in
• 2:11:00
  a week eight of the NFL if there's still another
• 2:11:02
  game? Mm -hmm. Good point, Ryan. I called Sunday
• 2:11:07
  the weekend because most of the slate wrapped
• 2:11:09
  up then. But the NFL still has Thursday night
• 2:11:11
  and Monday night games that's filled. Whatever.
• 2:11:14
  Let me see what clips I have here. The Manning
• 2:11:44
  cast is getting 500 ,000 guests. Well, guests,
• 2:11:48
  too, for sure. But the ratings are way down for
• 2:11:51
  the Manning cast. And that little bitch, whatever
• 2:11:54
  his name is, Mike. Florio from NBC Sports loves,
• 2:11:58
  he loves the Manning brothers not doing well.
• 2:12:00
  Because he's a bitch! And what else do we have
• 2:12:04
  here? Here is Warren Sapp talking about Dungy.
• 2:12:07
  There's five things Tony Dungy told us in our
• 2:12:10
  music like yesterday. That is, don't rape women,
• 2:12:14
  don't go to Phoenix. Cover the USA Today. Out
• 2:12:17
  past 12 midnight. Plus 15 on speed limit, going
• 2:12:21
  15. Drugs and guns. Alcohol is women you know
• 2:12:26
  too well or not well enough. Look at your boy,
• 2:12:30
  H. 156 miles an hour at two. All right, there
• 2:12:34
  you go. There's Warren's son, my best friend.
• 2:12:37
  And then there's this. Belichick and Jordan Hudson
• 2:12:40
  secretly broke up late last year. Yeah, this
• 2:12:44
  was a business relationship. If I've ever seen
• 2:12:48
  one. I'm not feeling bad for him. But she still
• 2:12:51
  used him. He was using her. You know what I mean?
• 2:12:56
  Oh, what's she on? Shocking news. One of the
• 2:13:00
  most talked about and popular couples. All right.
• 2:13:04
  Mike Babcock's energy is bothering me. Here's
• 2:13:06
  Josh Jacobs on his handcuff celebration. Not
• 2:13:10
  mocking his arrest. Shut up, you stupid packer.
• 2:13:15
  Yeah, they didn't even get the whole celebration.
• 2:13:17
  All right. No, no, no. We know what you're doing.
• 2:13:20
  Here's Tom Brady swearing on air. Drew has the
• 2:13:23
  most 300 -yard passing games ever. Tom is second.
• 2:13:27
  Who's in third? Drew Brees. Oh, shit. No, Brees
• 2:13:31
  is number one. Dude, he keeps swearing. TB1 and
• 2:13:33
  three. Did the other TV give you that answer?
• 2:13:36
  I love how we're just in the future where Tom
• 2:13:38
  Brady's swearing on TV. Yeah, he's going to get
• 2:13:42
  an FCC fine soon. Here's Caleb Williams talking
• 2:13:46
  about, well, actually, we have 20 seconds left
• 2:13:48
  in the Fresno. Oh, yeah. At some point, at some
• 2:14:04
  point, it all just goes to crap. Oh, sure. I
• 2:14:11
  got it. Mm -hmm. Uh -huh. He -he. The Funny Farm.
• 2:14:18
  Troy Aikman on Andy Reid. I said, Andy, I'm in
• 2:14:35
  the middle of a broadcast. He said, I know you
• 2:14:39
  are. He said, I need you to call me after the
• 2:14:41
  game. And I said. You know, it's a Jason Kelsey
• 2:14:43
  clip, but he's laughing. I'm copying Bert Kreischer.
• 2:14:47
  All right. So I called him after the game, and
• 2:14:50
  he was selling me on why I should come out of
• 2:14:52
  retirement and go sign with the Eagles and play
• 2:14:55
  for them. They were playing Monday night. The
• 2:14:57
  following game was on Monday night against the
• 2:14:59
  49ers. Oh, yeah! And Ty Dedmer was the – I decided
• 2:15:05
  – obviously, I didn't do it. I said I didn't
• 2:15:08
  go. You didn't pull the old man rivers? No, he
• 2:15:12
  didn't, dude. I was on my way up to Montecito,
• 2:15:15
  Santa Barbara, after that game, and I'm driving
• 2:15:17
  up, and I said, I can either keep on going north
• 2:15:20
  and enjoy a week in Montecito, or I'm going to
• 2:15:23
  be on a plane in a blizzard in Philadelphia.
• 2:15:26
  And that one wants in. Here's Caleb Williams
• 2:15:28
  on his contract. No matter how many games you
• 2:15:31
  win, no matter how good you are, no matter all
• 2:15:34
  of that, NFL is still put together as a business,
• 2:15:39
  and so am I. I have. There's. Let me see. Barstool's
• 2:15:48
  employee said she used to go out with Fernandez
• 2:15:53
  from the. Fernando Mendoza from the Oakland Raiders.
• 2:15:59
  But that he was. Here it is. No, I'm sad because
• 2:16:02
  Fernando feels like the ex -boyfriend that was
• 2:16:05
  so perfect that you'll never get back and you
• 2:16:07
  just look back on it, you compare everything
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  to him. Yeah. That's not unfair. And also, even
• 2:16:13
  if we were going, even if we went under God,
• 2:16:17
  he plowed that ass. this year, I know we lost
• 2:16:19
  to fucking Ohio State, but I'm just saying, even
• 2:16:23
  if it was the same thing and we went to the Natty,
• 2:16:27
  it wouldn't feel the same. Yeah, you know, she's
• 2:16:30
  a clown chaser. Mm -hmm. Here's Miami Dolphins'
• 2:16:35
  Ollie Gordon going off on people gambling. I'll
• 2:16:37
  tell y 'all right now, we don't care. We don't.
• 2:16:40
  We don't care you bet on that parlay. We don't
• 2:16:43
  care. Like, you texting me, responding for money,
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  asking me for money because you lost a bet. Yeah!
• 2:16:48
  That's some bitch -ass behavior. What are you
• 2:16:52
  doing with me, bro? And I'm going to let that
• 2:16:54
  be known. Because I feel like we don't get to
• 2:16:56
  say this enough, so I'm going to say it, bro.
• 2:16:57
  Don't text me talking about I owe you this money.
• 2:16:59
  Don't talk about I text you I owe you nothing.
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  I don't owe you nothing. Go make your own money.
• 2:17:04
  Get your own job. The feud happening in the NFL.
• 2:17:12
  Not on the field, but in the broadcast booth.
• 2:17:15
  Yeah, we all know that Joe Buck is an annoying
• 2:17:18
  nipple baby. And I've had to work around nipple
• 2:17:22
  babies. And they just think they're better than
• 2:17:25
  you. And everyone talks behind their back when
• 2:17:27
  they leave the room. About how talentless they
• 2:17:30
  are and how annoying they are. I'm Joe Buck along
• 2:17:33
  with the Hall of Famer Troy Aikman. As I'm into
• 2:17:37
  my last year at ESPN, I'm realizing that I've
• 2:17:41
  got about 20 years left on this planet unless
• 2:17:44
  I live to 100. This is something that could very
• 2:17:46
  well be taken away from me. Yeah, it's going
• 2:17:49
  to be hard. He played like, because you've got
• 2:17:51
  to think, he became an analyst right after playing
• 2:17:53
  football. So if he's 60 years old, this is even
• 2:17:56
  worse because you hear about the post -NFL careers,
• 2:17:58
  but those usually end at 38. Yeah, he's getting
• 2:18:01
  a pension from the NFL and he owns businesses,
• 2:18:03
  but think about it. He's been playing since he
• 2:18:05
  was six years old. So after 60 years of dedicating
• 2:18:09
  yourself to football, Joe Buck stabs you in the
• 2:18:12
  back like a bitch. The report, Troy Aikman has
• 2:18:16
  been cold, difficult, and short to his booth
• 2:18:19
  partner of 25 seasons, Joe Buck. Yeah, Joe Buck
• 2:18:22
  is just a nipple baby, bruh. Even his mom is
• 2:18:25
  literally a side chick. Why? Money, of course,
• 2:18:30
  and a contract dispute. As you mentioned, Joe,
• 2:18:33
  the problems have been in the secondary. Last
• 2:18:36
  month, Joe signed a new six -year, $108 million
• 2:18:39
  contract. God, it's gross. We're not in that
• 2:18:42
  boomer era where it's like, you know, John Madden.
• 2:18:45
  No one's watching for him! You could have paid
• 2:18:49
  him $20 million. million a year deal with ESPN's
• 2:18:53
  Monday Night Football. The problem is Joe Buck
• 2:18:55
  is flexible. He can do other sports. Troy Aikman,
• 2:18:58
  as okay as he is on TV, even though he walks
• 2:19:00
  around like he thinks he needs a paparazzi, as
• 2:19:03
  okay as he is on TV, all he's doing is talking
• 2:19:06
  about football. Ball ends in February and it's
• 2:19:10
  been crickets from the front office. Yeah, ESPN's
• 2:19:13
  trying to make us have more McAfee or more Jason
• 2:19:16
  Kelsey. This is something brand new and Change
• 2:19:20
  is good. God, he's a bitch. Bleeped me over,
• 2:19:23
  Troy reportedly told Joe over what he felt was
• 2:19:26
  the, quote, ultimate act of betrayal. Here's
• 2:19:28
  the thing. It's not like my cult is good now
• 2:19:30
  or whatever. Here, he literally was in his wedding.
• 2:19:33
  And after Monday night's game three days ago,
• 2:19:36
  one viewer wrote, Troy looks like he hates Joe.
• 2:19:39
  The latest? Troy says there's a 50 -50 chance
• 2:19:42
  he won't be on TV next year. All right. Troy
• 2:19:45
  needs to realize that we don't really care in
• 2:19:47
  this economy of Troy Aikman. As much as I'm kind
• 2:19:50
  of rooting for him, no one really cares. It's
• 2:19:53
  been a great ride for me, and I hope that it's
• 2:19:57
  not over. The problem is, but it probably is.
• 2:19:59
  I'm sorry. I hate saying it. I don't want to
• 2:20:03
  be the negative Nancy in the club. But it is.
• 2:20:07
  Going on with this dirty, rotted moron. Lindsay
• 2:20:16
  Clancy. Not Nancy Clancy. Lindsay Clancy. Clancy
• 2:20:23
  face a jury for a second time. Yeah, and she
• 2:20:26
  should be convicted of murder. She's a dirty,
• 2:20:28
  rotten moron. That question could be answered
• 2:20:32
  this morning as the escalating legal battle over
• 2:20:34
  her fate returns to the courtroom. I'm going
• 2:20:45
  to declare a mistrial. Mistrial, I'm going to
• 2:20:47
  put up your ass, you don't shut up like an idiocracy.
• 2:20:49
  It comes two months after Clancy's high -profile
• 2:20:52
  case centered on the killings of her three young
• 2:20:54
  children. Yeah, but if a man did it, he'd be
• 2:20:57
  crucified. But when a woman did it, oh! Ended
• 2:21:02
  with the jury deadlocked 11 to 1. This entire
• 2:21:06
  case is based on speculation. Oh, yeah, there's
• 2:21:11
  your lawyer that's doing kind of a good job of
• 2:21:13
  defending this bitch ass. As much as I want her
• 2:21:16
  to go down. Now, Clancy's... And more ways than
• 2:21:19
  one. Defense is asking for all charges to be
• 2:21:21
  dropped. All right, now we're getting out of
• 2:21:23
  frickin' hand. Saying Clancy... And all the women...
• 2:21:26
  No, she's not. He shouldn't be tried for the
• 2:21:29
  same crime twice on the grounds of double jeopardy.
• 2:21:33
  Uh, double jeopardy time. Arguing before declaring
• 2:21:37
  a mistrial, the judge should have investigated
• 2:21:39
  the possibility of misconduct. Yeah, you know,
• 2:21:42
  he's got a lot of cases going on. He's got women,
• 2:21:45
  he's got plans. by the lone holdout juror who
• 2:21:48
  was accused of failing to follow the judge's
• 2:21:50
  instructions yeah he just seems like you're annoying
• 2:21:53
  he admitted he had reasonable doubt then he said
• 2:21:59
  but i'm still not gonna say that she's not guilty
• 2:22:02
  he he's an idiot and he's gone on tv he wanted
• 2:22:06
  to be famous denied that claim in an october
• 2:22:10
  interview of course he's gonna deny oh he's on
• 2:22:11
  fax view with fox news that's his hot ass woman
• 2:22:16
  Did you have reasonable doubt? No. I had a lot
• 2:22:19
  of evidence to back up my claim. All right. You're
• 2:22:22
  kind of regretting that, you know? With any further
• 2:22:25
  questioning of that juror already ruled out,
• 2:22:28
  legal experts say the defense's effort to get
• 2:22:30
  the same judge to throw out the case is an uphill
• 2:22:33
  battle. All right. Unfortunately, I really think
• 2:22:37
  Lindsey is going to get away with it. It's a
• 2:22:39
  double standard because if a man did it, you
• 2:22:41
  know, for all I know, it is. You speak right,
• 2:22:49
  though. Yeah! Florida man videos will be great.
• 2:23:56
  Jim, I can only imagine. But what he's referring
• 2:23:59
  to is this post on the New 6 Facebook page. And
• 2:24:01
  that post reads, Florida Governor DeSantis vows
• 2:24:03
  to make sure that Tesla's new flying car is legal.
• 2:24:07
  Ah, he just wants to suck off freaking Elon while
• 2:24:10
  flying in there. I'm on the radio, Volusia County
• 2:24:15
  Community Correspondent. A Daytona Beach woman
• 2:24:17
  is under arrest after investigators say she posted
• 2:24:19
  a threat against President Donald Trump. Yeah,
• 2:24:22
  as much as I don't like Trump, I think he's the
• 2:24:26
  worst. What this woman did is very stupid. I
• 2:24:30
  got to stay at Trump, she said. Just ahead of
• 2:24:37
  his appearance here in Daytona Beach. Now, 21
• 2:24:40
  -year -old Allison Albro, she told investigators.
• 2:24:43
  Yeah, she's one of those colored teens, so she's
• 2:24:45
  a little messed up in the club. It was. All a
• 2:24:49
  joke with the assassination. Judge here said
• 2:24:54
  that's not a chance he's willing to take. Yeah,
• 2:24:56
  I mean, as much as I can't stand the guy, you
• 2:25:00
  don't do that. Keeping her here on no bond. Yeah,
• 2:25:03
  that is a bad sign. You know, she's sitting in
• 2:25:08
  that jail regretting it. She did not possess
• 2:25:12
  her own guns. A gun is easy enough to. get one's
• 2:25:18
  hands on. Judge Michael Offringer says that's
• 2:25:20
  not a chance he was willing to take. Yeah, you
• 2:25:23
  really can't because even if it stays, we've
• 2:25:27
  already had two assassination attempts at the
• 2:25:29
  president. Allison Albro. It would be chaos if
• 2:25:32
  this broad shot him. The fact that the person
• 2:25:35
  to whom the threats were directed. was the president
• 2:25:44
  of the united states yeah that's not really smart
• 2:25:47
  here's what the volusia county sheriff says albro
• 2:25:51
  posted on social media thursday night quote going
• 2:25:54
  to the trump rally so i can shoot him with my
• 2:25:56
  glock wish me luck guys your parents are so proud
• 2:26:07
  the city of kazemi has a new mayor tonight Former
• 2:26:13
  Vice Mayor Angela Eadie has assumed the office
• 2:26:15
  after Governor Ron DeSantis suspended Mayor Jackie
• 2:26:18
  Espinoza. You know, Jackie's like, why are you
• 2:26:20
  suspending me? I shouldn't get away with everything.
• 2:26:23
  There's a dirty run. A sweet treat ends in a
• 2:26:29
  bitter and deadly argument between roommates.
• 2:26:32
  Police say this 69 -year -old man shot and killed
• 2:26:35
  two other men during an argument over ice cream.
• 2:26:39
  It's the most Florida fucking hotline. Here's
• 2:26:41
  the Florida of the Midwest Louisville. and just
• 2:26:45
  days before election day one jefferson county
• 2:26:47
  voter learned that he is no longer allowed to
• 2:26:49
  vote he's an ex -felon but he saw he thought
• 2:26:52
  that everything was behind him and yeah he thought
• 2:26:56
  he was all good on camera was convicted of selling
• 2:26:59
  marijuana in 2008 he served 90 days in jail and
• 2:27:03
  five years probation and then had wow five years
• 2:27:06
  for weed his rights restored outlined in a letter
• 2:27:10
  from former Governor Steve Beshear. He went to
• 2:27:12
  cast his ballot early this past Friday, but poll
• 2:27:14
  workers told him no. The county clerk's office...
• 2:27:17
  All right, there's a... Fresno fucking knows
• 2:27:24
  if I ever thought so. Right now. Okay. Fresno's
• 2:27:42
  loud and sour. Mike in his grip got the world
• 2:27:44
  feeling sour. Poppy on the block dropping facts
• 2:27:47
  like boulders. Words unfiltered, truth sprayed.
• 2:27:53
  Fresno's posting every word that he say. No sugar
• 2:27:56
  coat, no bow, no the scraper out. Friends shine,
• 2:28:27
  hoppy out. There's no zone shrine. I do a show.
• 2:29:07
  Reversal tonight for Nandeep Singh, who's running
• 2:29:11
  for Fresno City Council's District 1 seat. He
• 2:29:14
  was arrested Saturday night in the Tower District
• 2:29:16
  on suspicion of DUI. Yeah, this is crazy out
• 2:29:19
  there in Fresno. Now, his toxicology results
• 2:29:24
  are negative. Yeah, the cop had to say, she's
• 2:29:28
  a bitch. And Fresno's police chief is apologizing,
• 2:29:32
  seeing also a holiday news conference in the
• 2:29:34
  Tower District. I won't give her credit for staying
• 2:29:35
  silent because it just happened in St. Pete.
• 2:29:38
  Bitch, it's Bob Gaultier. He wouldn't say Denali
• 2:29:40
  Scott. Where are Fox 26's, Don? All right, so
• 2:29:43
  there's that. And there's this. Good morning,
• 2:29:51
  Medeiros. Yeah, the door kick challenge. It's
• 2:29:53
  ding -dong ditching with a twist. Someone's front
• 2:29:56
  door as hard as possible. Ding -dong ditching
• 2:29:58
  with fatherless households of sociopaths. In
• 2:30:03
  the case of this Fresno couple. I forgot to play
• 2:30:08
  this earlier about Jalen Brown. Brian Scalabrini
• 2:30:12
  on his show reported that Jalen Brown requested
• 2:30:14
  a trade from the Boston Celtics and that he made
• 2:30:17
  these other demands. My understanding of this
• 2:30:20
  thing is that he demanded to be traded, not into
• 2:30:23
  the media, but to the organization. Yeah, and
• 2:30:25
  then Jalen Brown responded because he's a miserable
• 2:30:27
  twat. But my understanding is Jalen Brown went
• 2:30:31
  to the organization and had a list of demands.
• 2:30:33
  And if it was like, you either do this or you
• 2:30:35
  trade me. And he was rooting to get traded to
• 2:30:38
  Milwaukee, including calling some other teammates
• 2:30:40
  about, hey, man, what do you think of Milwaukee?
• 2:30:42
  We should go there. And then that clip went viral
• 2:30:44
  on Twitter and he started backtracking on the
• 2:30:47
  South. Yeah, he's a bitch. To be fair, after
• 2:30:49
  the 48 calls I fended today and I listened, it
• 2:30:53
  technically, technically didn't demand to be
• 2:30:56
  traded. Oh, he's mad. Jesus Christ. That's life
• 2:31:09
  ever. And you're just a miserable. Ah! It's time
• 2:31:17
  to end the show. Chicago news right now. Press
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• 2:33:13
  Archdiocese of Chicago has removed a pastor from
• 2:33:15
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• 2:33:17
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• 2:33:21
  At least it wasn't an underage kid! But it's
• 2:33:26
  still kind of the same thing. Religion being
• 2:33:29
  creepy? No way! It never happens. 718 times.
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• 2:33:40
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• 2:33:43
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• 2:33:46
  to lease the city's parking meters to a company
• 2:33:48
  in exchange for over $1 billion is one of the
• 2:33:52
  worst moves in city politics. Oh, Lord. This
• 2:33:54
  month, city council voted to lease the meters
• 2:33:56
  to a New York company, and in exchange, they
• 2:33:59
  negotiated a $75 million transfer fee. All right,
• 2:34:02
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• 2:34:04
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