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OUTRO: The Lost Live Outro · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you men bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 2: Tiss tists one two.
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  Speaker 3: How are you sounding? You sound fine to me?
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  Speaker 2: Fells backbone, backbone.
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  Speaker 3: I tell you what.
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  Speaker 4: We're here at the Chasing the Fox and probably the
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  Speaker 4: most bizarre set that we've ever been set up in.
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  Speaker 3: I was trying to think of one other.
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  Speaker 5: Well, there was that one of the where the set
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  Speaker 5: up was that we told no one we were coming
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  Speaker 5: down and then we did it in the bar that
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  Speaker 5: was empty with one man reading.
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  Speaker 2: A novel in front of us.
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  Speaker 3: That's right, Yeah, that's right, I believe, yes, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: But what's happened is we've We've got this amazing spot,
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  Speaker 5: the Heineken silver like backdrop right behind the eighteenth tea box,
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  Speaker 5: best spot in the whole house, and.
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  Speaker 3: A little final hole great straight down the gap. This
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  Speaker 3: is the hole that is televised on TV and ED.
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  Speaker 5: I actually thought it was all of them one, just
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  Speaker 5: this one and right behind with our teeing off as
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  Speaker 5: a window cut.
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  Speaker 2: Out where we were sitting.
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  Speaker 5: We were sitting with microphones set up just watching the
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  Speaker 5: whole thing. It's so windy that we are now on
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  Speaker 5: a picnic table behind the setup, so we nothing, We
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  Speaker 5: can see nothing, but at least the wind isn't in
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  Speaker 5: our face.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's ship.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I've got to say yeah, because we played earlier today,
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  Speaker 4: didn't we fellas and she has been blowing a kind
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  Speaker 4: of gale most of the day. Ruined are some absolutely
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  Speaker 4: sublime shots from all of us. Yeah, I mean, just
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  Speaker 4: straight down the guts and then the wind caught it
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  Speaker 4: and took it into the bush or into the water
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  Speaker 4: or into this long grass or into the mangroves. Mangroves. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I'm really intrigued by the shirts we were running here. Actually,
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm running a kind of regular hoidy j
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it's my favorite one. It's a hearing.
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  Speaker 4: I'm intrigued by your guys. Shit, they're very I don't
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  Speaker 4: know how to describe them.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I guess the thing is this is also sort
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  Speaker 6: of doubling as our interview work party, isn't it. Yes,
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  Speaker 6: that's right, So this is sort of a slightly more
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  Speaker 6: this is sort of looks a little marginally unsuited.
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  Speaker 2: I think it.
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  Speaker 6: Actually we've probably been addressed for the golf course that
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  Speaker 6: we're atkes. Yes, yes, it's a more not the sort
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  Speaker 6: of thing i'd wear into work.
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  Speaker 3: No at all. Normally wear you're tidy whitey and it's
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  Speaker 3: not appropriate here.
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  Speaker 6: So I've covered up to tidy whitey with this, with
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  Speaker 6: this stripey ribbed sort of ship.
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  Speaker 3: It is very ribbed, just like a mesh. It's like
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  Speaker 3: a mesh.
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  Speaker 5: So Jason, this is what you're seeing here is my
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  Speaker 5: euro get up. Okay, So imagine me in Tuscany in
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  Speaker 5: a piazza.
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  Speaker 2: Which is a plaza, yes, wondering around.
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  Speaker 5: It's nine pm. We just started to think about having dinner.
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  Speaker 5: I've got a white thing underneath tucked into my shorts.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's kind of weird.
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  Speaker 5: And then an open sort of year like why you've
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  Speaker 5: got ribbon on your yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No, or mesh so you're left out there. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 3: that's that. Could I wear this.
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  Speaker 4: In a prza, keysy, a piazza, a pia only if
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  Speaker 4: you had your your butt you have to be unbuttoned
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  Speaker 4: a little bit more.
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  Speaker 5: Down more chest, okay, and you'd have to have like
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  Speaker 5: a gold chain or something, and you'd have to have
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  Speaker 5: a glass of wine in one hand whilst talking and
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  Speaker 5: moving your hands along.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not going to dart, I reckon, I reckon.
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  Speaker 3: That would suit me quite well.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, well that kind of setup, I could do some
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  Speaker 4: gold chains and the Darry I think so.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, that's what you're already doing, just with a
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  Speaker 2: gold chain.
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  Speaker 3: And also our view. Now I've just noticed as portal loos.
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  Speaker 5: The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy,
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  Speaker 5: The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy tune
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  Speaker 5: in days.
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  Speaker 3: And four on radio. One of the most beautiful courses
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  Speaker 3: you'll ever see. And we're looking at portals. That's right.
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  Speaker 6: It is a bit of a bastard that this is
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  Speaker 6: how it's worked out and we are we're going to
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  Speaker 6: see humanity that's worse. I think as a day progresses,
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  Speaker 6: there are going to be some absolutely leathered individuals to
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  Speaker 6: their credit here, Unlike most events that are run in
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  Speaker 6: New Zealand, there's a bar every ten meters. Yeah, there's
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  Speaker 6: a thousand portaloos. Yeah, so they're having a win. They're
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  Speaker 6: already in my eyes, Well up, Muggie.
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  Speaker 4: Just on that front, I was actually just walking around
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  Speaker 4: and a young lady came up to me and said
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  Speaker 4: would you like a drink? And I went, oh, yes,
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  Speaker 4: thank you, And I said what is it?
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  Speaker 3: And she was like.
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  Speaker 4: Vodka and cranberry or something, and I went, oh, oh no,
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  Speaker 4: thanks then thanks, but you're right, I'm picking there'll be
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  Speaker 4: a few, maybe sort of.
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  Speaker 3: Just later on.
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  Speaker 4: Perhaps there's a quite steamy there's a lot of alcohol around.
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  Speaker 3: Who watched Pismatic Silver Lounge which is one of.
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  Speaker 7: The maybe three tables up there, and it's sitting right
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  Speaker 7: above the tea box, so you're looking straight down the
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  Speaker 7: final hole here, and they've just been served with buckets
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  Speaker 7: of beer and ice, and the boys are absolutely fizzing
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  Speaker 7: for it.
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  Speaker 6: The guy that actually won it, he is meant to
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  Speaker 6: be at his own work too, he said, nap, I'm
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  Speaker 6: not going to that.
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  Speaker 4: From recollection, recollection, recollection.
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  Speaker 3: Weren't they wasn't one of them a greenkeeper? He is?
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  Speaker 6: He is a greenkeeper. The guy that one absolutely is.
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  Speaker 6: Then he is absolutely frothing it. And the guy has
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  Speaker 6: brought used to be a greenkeeper as well. So they
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  Speaker 6: love their golf and he said he just rides around
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  Speaker 6: all day and listens to our podcast How Good Far Out.
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  Speaker 2: It's not good for you.
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  Speaker 5: The interesting thing is the price that they've got, the seats,
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  Speaker 5: they've got, the location, the cost to be in the
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  Speaker 5: VIP tense further down there not as good. Also with
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  Speaker 5: three people, more people, a lot more people queuing up
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  Speaker 5: about five hundred bucks.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so this.
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  Speaker 5: Is like you get to watch it over the shoulder
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  Speaker 5: of the people teeing off to hell good failers, sucking
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  Speaker 5: awesome And for them to be able to do that
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  Speaker 5: and then look over their shoulder down and we're on
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  Speaker 5: a picnic table behind them.
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  Speaker 2: I mean that is That's an amazing prize, isn't it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, you know, as Maggie's head. I mean, I
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  Speaker 4: think the set up here is really nice and already
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  Speaker 4: the people are because I think it kicks off officially
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  Speaker 4: at five point thirty. And I can tell you actually
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  Speaker 4: on that front, there were some very nervous players knowing
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  Speaker 4: that they get their golf game is going to be
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  Speaker 4: televised to millions of people.
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  Speaker 3: Bryce for example, Bryce.
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  Speaker 4: Casey from The Rock. He I had a little chat
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  Speaker 4: to him out the front. He was shitting himself.
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  Speaker 7: Well.
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  Speaker 5: The issue with that because Bryce is a he grew
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  Speaker 5: up playing golf like he's a good golfer. But and
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  Speaker 5: the thing that he's done incorrectly is think that anyone's expecting.
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  Speaker 2: We don't like.
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  Speaker 5: I would get more joy out of seeing Jeremy Wells, Diehindwood.
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  Speaker 2: And Bryce Casey all sliced it into the crowd. That's
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  Speaker 2: what I want to see.
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  Speaker 5: And if one of them just so happens to get
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  Speaker 5: it anywhere vaguely near the green, great.
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  Speaker 4: Or smack it, you know, because I remember one famous
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  Speaker 4: video of this and it was with John care We
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  Speaker 4: talked about it the other day where he was driving
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  Speaker 4: and he smacked it straight into the crowd. Yes, and
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  Speaker 4: at full tap too. I was surprised to learn actually
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  Speaker 4: that he'd had a hole in one in this this.
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  Speaker 6: Competition are of that is pretty amazing actually, And he
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  Speaker 6: had to and that really set the Chasing the Fox
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  Speaker 6: on fire.
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  Speaker 3: Having it was his first year of a hole in one. Wow.
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  Speaker 6: The big problem that you've gotten an event like this
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  Speaker 6: is there's thousands of people and he had to shout
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  Speaker 6: the clubhouse as his tradition when we get a hole
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  Speaker 6: in one, and it cost him tens of thousands of.
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  Speaker 5: Dollars, we'll be honest afford it. Yeah, if anyone's going
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  Speaker 5: to do it.
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  Speaker 3: Tell you how much sympathy I've got from Yeah, zap.
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  Speaker 5: Jase, if you had a hole in one, you're probably
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  Speaker 5: the only other person that could afford.
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  Speaker 4: It, right, Yeah, probably probably everyone that's here today. Actually,
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  Speaker 4: to be honest with you.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly money going around this joint.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, well, that's what I was saying.
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  Speaker 5: It is a bit like It's obviously great, but it's
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  Speaker 5: a weird vibe, especially the after parties and things, because
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  Speaker 5: you've got the who's who have like important, well known people, yes,
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  Speaker 5: and then you've got the who's who are very wealthy
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  Speaker 5: people who hate to be there.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, It's a really weird vibe.
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  Speaker 5: And so to be honest, I'm probably gonna have as
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  Speaker 5: many free beers as i can watch the event and
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  Speaker 5: probably not hang around for the after party, going.
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  Speaker 6: Well, well, yeah, I've never been to this thing before,
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  Speaker 6: but that sounds like about what I'll be doing.
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  Speaker 2: To be honest.
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  Speaker 5: To be fair, I did stay for about an hour
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  Speaker 5: and a half last time, right, and it was sweet
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  Speaker 5: and you find you know, you find a few people
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  Speaker 5: that you have a young too. But yeah, it just
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  Speaker 5: gets a bit weird when it's all the big names
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  Speaker 5: and the rich people hanging out here.
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  Speaker 4: I've got a bit of a headache as soon as
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  Speaker 4: we've done them up.
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  Speaker 3: I've got one too. It's the breeze and the glare.
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  Speaker 3: I think it was super tight hat on my.
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  Speaker 2: I like that you're sticking to the hat though you
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  Speaker 2: were sticking to the hair.
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  Speaker 3: Well.
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  Speaker 6: I took it off, but then now I'm getting blasts
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  Speaker 6: in the face with the I don't want people out
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  Speaker 6: there the thing we're not grateful. Yet another example of
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  Speaker 6: the Big Show getting an opportunity to do something that
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  Speaker 6: people very really get to do, and so I am
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  Speaker 6: very very grateful.
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  Speaker 2: Fucking listen to that word though, man.
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  Speaker 6: I've listened to the fat Beats. I think PAGs is
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  Speaker 6: on the DJ set because there's nine songs playing at once.
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  Speaker 2: Well, listen, fellas. That's that's enough for the podcast outro
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  Speaker 2: the music.
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  Speaker 3: You guys, Yeah, we love you man, I love you.
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