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- 0:00Speaker 1: Now, best morning show in Boston.
- 0:02Speaker 2: Billy and Lisa in the morning.
- 0:03Speaker 1: It's just a great start to my day.
- 0:05Speaker 3: On Kiss 108.
- 0:09Speaker 4: Okay, good morning, everybody, and happy Tuesday to everybody. Today
- 0:13Speaker 4: is October 27th. I have a feeling this is going
- 0:17Speaker 4: to be a crazy show today. We're all a little giddy.
- 0:20Speaker 1: Early in the morning.
- 0:21Speaker 4: Except for Justin. He's a little cranky today. But he'll
- 0:24Speaker 4: come out of it.
- 0:24Speaker 2: What's wrong, pumpkin?
- 0:25Speaker 5: Oh, no.
- 0:26Speaker 1: He's making that up. He's, I'm perfectly fine.
- 0:28Speaker 2: Little cranky.
- 0:29Speaker 4: I just want to.
- 0:30Speaker 1: It's National Cranky Coworker Day.
- 0:32Speaker 6: Oh, okay.
- 0:33Speaker 1: And he thinks I'm the cranky one. But I'm like,
- 0:35Speaker 1: you're the cranky one.
- 0:36Speaker 4: Really? Some days. No, I really got to go with you.
- 0:40Speaker 1: No, no, no.
- 0:41Speaker 2: Some days, Bill, you're a little cranky.
- 0:42Speaker 1: You're cranky. Yeah, he tells me.
- 0:44Speaker 2: Justin, do you hear me?
- 0:45Speaker 5: I'm not.
- 0:46Speaker 1: I'm cranky.
- 0:47Speaker 4: I'm tired.
- 0:48Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 0:48Speaker 4: You know, I want to jump right on this, okay?
- 0:51Speaker 4: I want to talk about cranky coworkers, okay? I disagree.
- 0:54Speaker 4: I'm not the cranky one, if anyone.
- 0:56Speaker 1: It's Justin.
- 0:57Speaker 4: Although, I got to be honest, Adam down in promotion,
- 1:00Speaker 4: he's a little cranky.
- 1:01Speaker 6: Oh, Adam?
- 1:02Speaker 4: Isn't he a little cranky? Yeah, he's... Yeah, really nice guy.
- 1:05Speaker 4: Little cranky.
- 1:06Speaker 1: He's just kind of dry, you know?
- 1:09Speaker 2: Yes. He's got a lot on his plate.
- 1:10Speaker 1: Like, I'll tell a joke to him and then he
- 1:12Speaker 1: won't laugh. Exactly. But that was funny. I thought.
- 1:16Speaker 4: But he gives us the best things to give away
- 1:19Speaker 4: on the show.
- 1:19Speaker 2: Wait, you walk around the office telling jokes?
- 1:21Speaker 1: Sometimes.
- 1:23Speaker 7: Okay.
- 1:23Speaker 4: You do?
- 1:24Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes. You don't have jokes.
- 1:25Speaker 4: You're cranky.
- 1:26Speaker 7: No, no.
- 1:27Speaker 1: That's a cranky to you. Cranky people don't tell jokes.
- 1:29Speaker 1: They don't even laugh at jokes.
- 1:30Speaker 2: Do you have like a joke book?
- 1:32Speaker 5: No, no, no.
- 1:33Speaker 1: You know who laughs at my jokes? Producer Riley.
- 1:37Speaker 2: I'm here for you.
- 1:38Speaker 4: Don't be flattered. She laughs at the stupid things I say, too.
- 1:41Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:43Speaker 2: I've always laughed at those stupid things, Billy.
- 1:46Speaker 1: I'll tell you what.
- 1:46Speaker 4: Send us talkbacks. You can start right now. Send us
- 1:49Speaker 4: some talkbacks. Who's the cranky co-worker in your life?
- 1:51Speaker 6: Yes.
- 1:52Speaker 4: Or who's the cranky person in your family life?
- 1:55Speaker 1: And also, who do you think's crankier, me or Bill?
- 1:59Speaker 4: Okay, you can vote.
- 1:59Speaker 1: We can take a poll, right? Not me.
- 2:03Speaker 8: I'm nice.
- 2:03Speaker 4: At least occasionally cranky.
- 2:05Speaker 2: Sometimes I'm tired.
- 2:06Speaker 4: Yeah, you're not a standout cranky. It just pops in
- 2:08Speaker 4: once in a while.
- 2:09Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 2:10Speaker 1: I have a lot on my plate.
- 2:11Speaker 4: Yeah. Actually, now that I think of it, we all
- 2:15Speaker 4: are a little cranky at times.
- 2:16Speaker 1: We do a morning show. We get up early.
- 2:18Speaker 2: We wake up so early.
- 2:19Speaker 1: Oh, that's it.
- 2:20Speaker 4: That's like four in the morning when we're in here.
- 2:22Speaker 2: Then we shake it off by 10 o'clock when we're done.
- 2:25Speaker 2: Have a couple cups of coffee and off you go.
- 2:26Speaker 4: Yeah. Send us some talkbacks. We want to hear your story.
- 2:30Speaker 4: I just want to start the show this morning by
- 2:31Speaker 4: saying producer Riley's mom has now become my favorite person,
- 2:38Speaker 4: the coolest person walking this earth. Ask me why, Lise.
- 2:41Speaker 3: Because she's decided that she's going to London for Thanksgiving
- 2:44Speaker 3: and leaving the family behind.
- 2:46Speaker 1: Leaving the family.
- 2:49Speaker 4: And she's now my idol. I think all moms should
- 2:54Speaker 4: leave for Thanksgiving.
- 2:55Speaker 9: My mom did about 10 years ago.
- 2:57Speaker 2: She decided that she's going to London.
- 2:59Speaker 1: She's going to London?
- 3:01Speaker 2: Yeah, she's not having Thanksgiving dinner. With a friend, yeah.
- 3:04Speaker 4: For Thanksgiving?
- 3:06Speaker 2: Yeah, for Thanksgiving.
- 3:07Speaker 1: Why not?
- 3:08Speaker 4: I think all moms should go away for Thanksgiving and
- 3:10Speaker 4: let the family just do it.
- 3:12Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 3:12Speaker 1: Wow, she's my hero.
- 3:14Speaker 4: Mom does enough all year long.
- 3:16Speaker 1: So who's cooking Thanksgiving?
- 3:17Speaker 2: I think we're going to like order it from somewhere.
- 3:21Speaker 10: I offered and my mom said, don't bother.
- 3:24Speaker 2: Put it on your dad. I said, perfect.
- 3:25Speaker 4: Yeah, this is so pure to me. I love it.
- 3:28Speaker 4: We got to get her on the phone.
- 3:29Speaker 6: Wow.
- 3:29Speaker 1: You know what? Producer's mom, producer Riley's mom is the
- 3:32Speaker 1: cranky one. No. No, she's the smart one.
- 3:36Speaker 2: Actually, she's the happy one.
- 3:37Speaker 4: Yeah. She couldn't be happier.
- 3:39Speaker 2: She's very excited.
- 3:40Speaker 4: Think about Thanksgiving, right? It's like three days of cooking
- 3:44Speaker 4: and you eat the meal. We know it's not your holiday.
- 3:46Speaker 4: In about five minutes. And by the way, never make
- 3:49Speaker 4: mashed potatoes. It's just a forbidden food. Nobody wants mashed potatoes.
- 3:53Speaker 4: My favorite part.
- 3:54Speaker 10: He has spent the entire morning complaining about mashed potatoes
- 3:57Speaker 10: and turkey.
- 3:57Speaker 2: That's it.
- 3:58Speaker 9: He's the cranky one.
- 3:59Speaker 1: He's been complaining. You're not helping your case, Bill. Producer Riley,
- 4:02Speaker 1: I know you're the newest member of the show. This
- 4:04Speaker 1: is ongoing for many years with Bill. He hates holidays
- 4:07Speaker 1: with food. Anything with food he hates.
- 4:09Speaker 3: It's very anxiety producing for him.
- 4:11Speaker 2: He said that mashed potatoes is only good for old folks' homes. Yeah,
- 4:14Speaker 2: because they need soft food.
- 4:15Speaker 4: You can make it in a giant vat.
- 4:18Speaker 1: It's mashed potatoes and pudding.
- 4:19Speaker 10: Right?
- 4:20Speaker 4: What's the first thing you do when mashed potatoes arrive?
- 4:22Speaker 4: Lots of pepper, lots of salt, a lot of butter.
- 4:25Speaker 2: A lot of butter.
- 4:26Speaker 4: Trying to give it some taste. It's like what they
- 4:30Speaker 4: serve in the war.
- 4:31Speaker 2: You know?
- 4:33Speaker 4: I don't want it on my plate.
- 4:35Speaker 1: I like real mashed potatoes, not the box. I'm not
- 4:37Speaker 1: a big fan of the box.
- 4:38Speaker 2: I'm not either.
- 4:39Speaker 4: No, you got to go sweet potato every time.
- 4:41Speaker 2: I was going to say, he complained about the turkey.
- 4:43Speaker 2: And then we said, what do you do with the turkey?
- 4:44Speaker 2: He said, I get a double portion of the sweet potato.
- 4:47Speaker 1: He loves that. And sweet potatoes are great, but regular
- 4:49Speaker 1: mashed are great. Butter and salt.
- 4:51Speaker 4: Oh, God, no.
- 4:52Speaker 1: Oh, it's so good. You don't like mashed potatoes.
- 4:58Speaker 4: Oh, OK, let's focus.
- 5:01Speaker 1: Do you like gravy?
- 5:03Speaker 4: Some gravy.
- 5:04Speaker 1: But not on the mashed potatoes.
- 5:06Speaker 4: It's got to have a nice consistency, the gravy. Don't
- 5:10Speaker 4: put all that stuff in it.
- 5:12Speaker 1: So no gravy.
- 5:13Speaker 4: Don't I like stuffing?
- 5:15Speaker 1: Oh, I like stuffing.
- 5:16Speaker 4: I like a good stuffing. Leave the mushrooms out, though.
- 5:20Speaker 4: You don't need mushrooms in your stuffing. Why ruin it?
- 5:24Speaker 2: Yeah, and forget the turkey.
- 5:25Speaker 9: He's, like, not eating a piece of turkey.
- 5:28Speaker 4: There's no point to it. Like, turkey is the forbidden bird, right? Like,
- 5:33Speaker 4: it has absolutely no taste.
- 5:34Speaker 1: It's so true.
- 5:35Speaker 4: Why do you think there are so many things to
- 5:37Speaker 4: put on the plate with the turkey is to give
- 5:39Speaker 4: the turkey some taste.
- 5:41Speaker 1: Lisa.
- 5:41Speaker 5: Yes?
- 5:42Speaker 1: I'm looking at all the talkbacks coming in right now.
- 5:44Speaker 6: I got it.
- 5:45Speaker 1: They all say Bill is the cranky one. I don't
- 5:47Speaker 1: see one that says Justin. There's no way.
- 5:49Speaker 4: Nobody's happier than me.
- 5:51Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
- 5:52Speaker 10: What?
- 5:53Speaker 1: We all have our moments. Like, you know, don't ask
- 5:55Speaker 1: Lisa about the weather. Weather?
- 5:56Speaker 4: What's the deal with today, Lisa?
- 5:58Speaker 2: Why are you asking me?
- 5:58Speaker 4: Again.
- 5:59Speaker 9: Like, you always ask me.
- 6:02Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm a weather person. See what I mean?
- 6:06Speaker 4: Moments.
- 6:07Speaker 3: There are moments. I remember that day.
- 6:10Speaker 2: Am I the weather person?
- 6:12Speaker 1: Every day he asked her for the weather. That day,
- 6:14Speaker 1: not a good one. Oh, my God.
- 6:15Speaker 4: What time are we getting producer Riley's mom on?
- 6:18Speaker 11: What?
- 6:18Speaker 1: Ooh, 9, 10.
- 6:19Speaker 4: Yeah. This, to me, I think she's starting a whole movement.
- 6:23Speaker 4: What's your mom's name?
- 6:24Speaker 11: Jackie.
- 6:25Speaker 1: Oh, Jackie, yeah.
- 6:26Speaker 4: Moms everywhere are going to follow suit. They're going to say,
- 6:29Speaker 4: you know what? I'm leaving town, too.
- 6:31Speaker 1: Actually, I don't know if we should have her on,
- 6:32Speaker 1: give ideas to, like, my wife.
- 6:35Speaker 4: And me.
- 6:35Speaker 1: And Lisa.
- 6:37Speaker 4: Yeah, mom leaves.
- 6:38Speaker 1: Everybody goes to a restaurant. What's she doing for Christmas?
- 6:41Speaker 2: Well, she's canceled Christmas. Christmas is over. She said she'll
- 6:45Speaker 2: give us a certain amount of money and that's it.
- 6:47Speaker 5: Wow.
- 6:47Speaker 2: She's putting her foot down.
- 6:49Speaker 4: Is she around for your birthday?
- 6:50Speaker 10: She's been trying to cancel Christmas for like five years now.
- 6:53Speaker 4: Wow. I canceled Christmas once.
- 6:56Speaker 1: I know.
- 6:58Speaker 4: Maybe I am the cranky one.
- 7:01Speaker 1: I'm looking at all the talkbacks right now.
- 7:04Speaker 2: Wow.
- 7:04Speaker 4: Jingle Ball Jackpot. We're going to do it at 710
- 7:07Speaker 4: and 810. The Jingle Ball Jackpot brought to you by
- 7:09Speaker 4: Dots Pretzels. I've already had like a cup full of
- 7:12Speaker 4: cinnamon pretzels.
- 7:13Speaker 2: He delivered me a cup and said good morning.
- 7:17Speaker 4: 710 and 810 this morning. The jackpot is ridiculous.
- 7:19Speaker 1: $ 108, 000.
- 7:19Speaker 4: Harryween is still going on when you hear a Harry song.
- 7:24Speaker 4: On Kiss Runaway, you just send us a talkback. They're
- 7:27Speaker 4: still boring us.
- 7:27Speaker 1: It's crunch time. This is the last day today. So
- 7:30Speaker 1: it's crunch time. People are literally staying up all night.
- 7:33Speaker 1: So they're going to need some rest after this contest.
- 7:35Speaker 1: We're talking 2.30 in the morning.
- 7:37Speaker 4: Okay.
- 7:37Speaker 12: I'm still awake and listening at 2.30 a.m.
- 7:41Speaker 11: And I have to be up for work tomorrow.
- 7:44Speaker 4: I'm an engineer.
- 7:45Speaker 3: So please give me heroin tickets. Thanks.
- 7:51Speaker 4: See, engineers, they're always cranky. It's very serious business.
- 7:56Speaker 1: Actually, I know an engineer. Pretty cranky.
- 8:01Speaker 4: I love this topic. Again, keep sending the talk back.
- 8:04Speaker 4: Who's the cranky one in your office, the cranky one
- 8:06Speaker 4: in your life, and are you the cranky one?
- 8:08Speaker 5: Good morning.
- 8:09Speaker 1: It's the mayor of the South Bend.
- 8:11Speaker 5: I want to wish happy birthday to a person very
- 8:14Speaker 5: special in Lisa's life, Mr. Simon LeBond from Doreen Doreen's
- 8:19Speaker 5: birthday is today. And I really enjoyed the Mel Robbins
- 8:23Speaker 5: interview yesterday with her book, Let Them. Now, don't forget
- 8:26Speaker 5: my new book, which is coming out soon. It's called
- 8:29Speaker 5: Screw You, just in time for the holidays. Have a
- 8:33Speaker 5: great day, everyone.
- 8:34Speaker 10: Woo!
- 8:36Speaker 4: Did Simon Le Bon puke on you?
- 8:38Speaker 2: He did. He was having a cranky night.
- 8:40Speaker 1: All right.
- 8:41Speaker 12: Now, the entertainment update with Billy Costa on Kiss 108.
- 8:46Speaker 4: And it is Jingle Ball jackpot time. We've got Jingle
- 8:49Speaker 4: Ball tickets for call at 25-877-617-1108. But you qualify for
- 8:51Speaker 4: the grand prize, which is a shot. at the $ 108, 000
- 9:00Speaker 4: Jingle Ball jackpot brought to you by Dots Pretzels and
- 9:03Speaker 4: four front row tickets for the Jingle Ball. I'll give
- 9:07Speaker 4: you the keyword right now. You ready for the keyword? Goo-goo.
- 9:11Speaker 11: Goo-goo.
- 9:13Speaker 1: Goo-goo?
- 9:13Speaker 4: Is the keyword.
- 9:14Speaker 1: Goo-goo.
- 9:18Speaker 9: I can't wait to hear why it's goo-goo.
- 9:21Speaker 4: Goo-goo is the keyword.
- 9:22Speaker 1: Say it again, Bill. Goo-goo.
- 9:26Speaker 4: Is the key word because Johnny Resnick of the Goo
- 9:28Speaker 4: Goo Dolls, one of our Jingle Ball artists, was on
- 9:34Speaker 4: stage with Sombra last night in Orlando.
- 9:37Speaker 1: Check it out. Any idea how good Sombra is going
- 9:44Speaker 1: to be at Jingle Ball?
- 9:45Speaker 9: I can't wait to see him. He's one of my faves.
- 9:48Speaker 3: I have to say, I saw Johnny Resnick and the
- 9:50Speaker 3: Goo Goo Dolls on stage singing that at the iHeartRadio
- 9:53Speaker 3: Music Festival in Vegas a few weeks ago.
- 9:55Speaker 1: Oh, that's right.
- 9:56Speaker 3: And I have to tell you, it was my favorite
- 9:59Speaker 3: part of the whole thing.
- 10:00Speaker 1: Festival.
- 10:00Speaker 4: Really?
- 10:01Speaker 1: The Goo Goo Dolls. I love that song. Beautiful. I
- 10:04Speaker 1: love it. I love it. Who sings it, Bill?
- 10:06Speaker 4: Goo Goo.
- 10:07Speaker 9: That's so cool that Summer did that.
- 10:09Speaker 5: I know.
- 10:09Speaker 1: He's bringing out all his friends or people that he admires.
- 10:12Speaker 1: His favorite song, artists, all that.
- 10:14Speaker 2: It's really cool.
- 10:15Speaker 4: And they are a legend. The Goo Goo Dolls?
- 10:17Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 10:18Speaker 4: Legend.
- 10:18Speaker 1: Legend.
- 10:19Speaker 4: The music video for Harry Styles song coming up. Roses
- 10:22Speaker 4: dropped yesterday. This one right here. Is it me? Is
- 10:30Speaker 4: that reminding you of another song every time I hear
- 10:33Speaker 4: a clip? It's going to come to me.
- 10:36Speaker 2: It sounds like a One Direction song.
- 10:38Speaker 1: You think?
- 10:38Speaker 4: Yes. Maybe that's it.
- 10:40Speaker 13: It does.
- 10:41Speaker 4: Yeah. It'll come to me before the show's over.
- 10:44Speaker 1: If anybody knows, you know where to go. Exactly. The talkbacks.
- 10:50Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 10:51Speaker 1: You had me there for a second. I got a
- 10:53Speaker 1: lot going on over here, okay?
- 10:54Speaker 4: I'm focused on Goo Goo right now.
- 10:56Speaker 1: I know. We know. We know.
- 10:58Speaker 4: Goo Goo. By the way, the couple featured in that
- 11:05Speaker 4: music video, they got engaged at one of Harry's concerts.
- 11:08Speaker 2: Yeah, that's cool.
- 11:09Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 11:09Speaker 3: I like that.
- 11:11Speaker 4: And the chalkback for Harryween tickets is still very much on.
- 11:15Speaker 4: When you hear a Harry song on Kiss, you send
- 11:16Speaker 4: us a chalkback like this one right here.
- 11:18Speaker 13: Whether I see Harry Styles or if I don't, I
- 11:22Speaker 13: will pop.
- 11:23Speaker 2: And that will be a fine line of....
- 11:26Speaker 13: Deciding whether life is coming up roses or if I'll
- 11:31Speaker 13: have to listen to music in a sushi restaurant because
- 11:34Speaker 13: I'll be sad I didn't see Mary Stiles and I'll
- 11:36Speaker 13: see a satellite in the sky but I'll be ready
- 11:40Speaker 13: steady to go to NYC if you pick me to
- 11:43Speaker 13: see Mary Stiles for Halloween and just know that it'd
- 11:46Speaker 13: be amazing thank.
- 11:47Speaker 4: You okay hot tip for talkbackers okay don't send us
- 11:50Speaker 4: the talkback from the middle of South Station No, it's not.
- 11:54Speaker 1: That was really creative.
- 11:55Speaker 7: It was.
- 11:56Speaker 1: It was, but it was lost in the noise. What
- 11:58Speaker 1: do you want? They can't help where they are. For
- 12:01Speaker 1: God's sake, Monday Night Football last night, where was the game?
- 12:03Speaker 1: Was it in Dallas or Philly? I forget. Monday Night Football. Anyway,
- 12:08Speaker 1: someone was there leaving talk back there.
- 12:11Speaker 7: So I am literally at an NFL game right now,
- 12:14Speaker 7: and this is my priority.
- 12:16Speaker 2: I am listening to the radio on the iHeart app.
- 12:19Speaker 7: Please, please, please.
- 12:21Speaker 1: It was Philly, by the way. Send me and my
- 12:24Speaker 1: best friend to Harry Ween this weekend.
- 12:26Speaker 2: I need to be there. I'm telling you, this is
- 12:28Speaker 2: my priority.
- 12:30Speaker 10: Literally at an.
- 12:30Speaker 1: NFL game, and I need to get these tickets.
- 12:34Speaker 3: For Harry Ween.
- 12:35Speaker 1: So please, please.
- 12:36Speaker 2: Please, please, please send me and my best friend. We
- 12:39Speaker 2: love Harry, and we'd love to be there.
- 12:41Speaker 1: That one I love, and I can hear her loud
- 12:44Speaker 1: and clear, and she's in a stadium.
- 12:45Speaker 4: What was up with the previous one?
- 12:46Speaker 1: I mean, do your best.
- 12:47Speaker 4: Where could she possibly have been doing it from?
- 12:49Speaker 1: Well, she was probably not talking right into the phone, too.
- 12:52Speaker 1: So remember, iHeartRadio app on your phone. Download it. It's free.
- 12:55Speaker 1: And when you do, talk right into it closely. Uh-huh.
- 12:58Speaker 4: And we'll be announcing the Harry Ween grand prize winner tomorrow,
- 13:04Speaker 4: just so you know. And it's official, Jay-Z going to
- 13:07Speaker 4: be the Super Bowl halftime show. It was announced on
- 13:09Speaker 4: Monday Night Football last night.
- 13:11Speaker 1: Allow me to reintroduce myself. My name is O, O,
- 13:16Speaker 1: H to the O-P. Jay-Z picked himself.
- 13:19Speaker 4: Yeah, he's the GOAT.
- 13:20Speaker 1: And I'm not mad about it. I'm a big Jay-Z fan.
- 13:23Speaker 4: He considers himself the GOAT. He was surrounded by live GOATs.
- 13:28Speaker 1: Well, he is. Yeah, he is considered one of the goats.
- 13:31Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 13:32Speaker 4: The Super Bowl, by the way, February 14th in SoFi Stadium.
- 13:35Speaker 4: And he just did two shows there, right?
- 13:37Speaker 1: He did. Yeah, he did Yankee Stadium, two or three
- 13:39Speaker 1: shows over the summer. I mean, it's going to be
- 13:42Speaker 1: a massive, massive guest list.
- 13:45Speaker 4: Nothing but speculation now on who he's going to be
- 13:48Speaker 4: bringing out on stage. Obviously, his wife, possibly the daughter.
- 13:52Speaker 4: She did a piano performance. I want him to bring
- 13:55Speaker 4: out Coldplay.
- 13:56Speaker 1: Chris Martin, he's really good friends with Chris Martin.
- 13:59Speaker 2: God, I would love that.
- 13:59Speaker 1: Really good friends.
- 14:00Speaker 4: February 14th, SoFi Stadium. As expected, Taylor Swift, the last
- 14:05Speaker 4: night inducted into the Nashville Songwriters Hall of Fame. She
- 14:08Speaker 4: was introduced by Brad Paisley.
- 14:11Speaker 2: Brad Paisley, thank you so much for that induction.
- 14:14Speaker 9: I'm really surprised to see you here, actually, because we've been.
- 14:17Speaker 2: Estranged since 2007. I think you know why. He took
- 14:21Speaker 2: a tour prank too far.
- 14:23Speaker 11: Filled my entire tour bus with live crickets.
- 14:27Speaker 2: Thousands of them. For months I couldn't sleep. Just chirp.
- 14:33Speaker 4: Chirp, chirp.
- 14:34Speaker 11: I considered buying a pet lizard to eradicate the problem.
- 14:38Speaker 2: It was a dark time, but you know what? You
- 14:40Speaker 2: did such an amazing job with that introduction. I think
- 14:43Speaker 2: we can let bygones be bygones.
- 14:45Speaker 4: And you knew she would, and she did.
- 14:47Speaker 1: Talk about the importance of this award.
- 14:49Speaker 11: I started writing songs when I was a little kid,
- 14:51Speaker 11: and I knew from the time I wrote my first
- 14:53Speaker 11: song that even if it couldn't be my career, it
- 14:56Speaker 11: would be my passion.
- 14:57Speaker 2: It would be what I centered my entire life around.
- 15:02Speaker 11: Nashville is the place that I went to in my
- 15:06Speaker 11: middle school daydreams. It was the place where all the
- 15:09Speaker 11: wisdom that I wished to acquire.
- 15:12Speaker 2: Existed in one place.
- 15:14Speaker 11: All the lessons that I wished to learn existed in
- 15:17Speaker 11: this magical place for me.
- 15:18Speaker 9: And it ended up being all of that and more.
- 15:21Speaker 7: It ended up being everything.
- 15:23Speaker 4: Nashville Songwriters Hall of Fame.
- 15:25Speaker 10: Wait, Bill, the coolest part that I think about this
- 15:28Speaker 10: is that she's the youngest inductee, but you need to
- 15:31Speaker 10: have a 20 year career to be inducted. So it's
- 15:34Speaker 10: like three days after she hit 20 years.
- 15:37Speaker 14: Wow.
- 15:37Speaker 1: She was inducted.
- 15:37Speaker 2: Isn't that cool?
- 15:39Speaker 4: Well, you knew she would be right.
- 15:41Speaker 10: She like created her this the second her career started.
- 15:45Speaker 1: Amazing.
- 15:46Speaker 2: She was so young when she started.
- 15:49Speaker 10: 16.
- 15:49Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 15:49Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 15:50Speaker 4: Just announced Miranda Lambert is going to be the halftime
- 15:53Speaker 4: show at the Cowboys game on Thanksgiving Day. She'll do
- 15:57Speaker 4: a great job.
- 15:58Speaker 1: So that means when I'm on the couch, stuffed to
- 16:01Speaker 1: the brims, I'll be watching Miranda Lambert.
- 16:04Speaker 2: Yes, you will be.
- 16:06Speaker 1: And watching the Dallas game and criticizing the players for
- 16:09Speaker 1: dropping the ball. I just ate 10 pounds of food.
- 16:13Speaker 1: You know, it's a Thanksgiving tradition. Yep, absolutely.
- 16:15Speaker 4: You got to stuff yourself.
- 16:17Speaker 1: I don't eat until I am full. I eat until
- 16:21Speaker 1: I hate myself. That's the general rule, you know?
- 16:25Speaker 4: I remember Thanksgiving having to lie on the floor after
- 16:29Speaker 4: eating because I was so full I needed to stretch
- 16:31Speaker 4: my stomach out.
- 16:32Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 16:33Speaker 4: You know, and it felt much better. Try it out, Liz.
- 16:36Speaker 10: Okay.
- 16:36Speaker 4: After those mashed potatoes.
- 16:37Speaker 3: Okay.
- 16:39Speaker 4: Ella Langley's Choose in Texas is the number one song
- 16:42Speaker 4: in the country again. Tate McRae's Housewife is number two. Now,
- 16:48Speaker 4: we mentioned the other day Ryan Tedder wrote that song,
- 16:51Speaker 4: and he talks about how he and Tate came up
- 16:54Speaker 4: with the idea.
- 16:54Speaker 1: With Housewife, Tate just blurts out, some days I literally
- 16:58Speaker 1: just want to make a.
- 16:59Speaker 4: Lot of money and just be my own housewife.
- 17:02Speaker 1: And she says it as a joke, and Julia starts
- 17:03Speaker 1: dying laughing. And then they keep talking. I go, stop.
- 17:07Speaker 1: I turn around and go, what did you just say?
- 17:09Speaker 4: She goes, I don't know.
- 17:10Speaker 1: And Julia goes, you said, sometimes I just want to
- 17:14Speaker 1: make a lot of money and be my own housewife.
- 17:16Speaker 1: As a joke, I go, that's the song.
- 17:18Speaker 4: Yeah, Ryan Tedder's got the song.
- 17:19Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's good. It was very clever.
- 17:22Speaker 1: That's how he's written a lot of the hit songs.
- 17:24Speaker 1: He gets in the studio, and he just listens to
- 17:26Speaker 1: them talk. Rumor has it that's another one, Adele. She
- 17:29Speaker 1: said that in conversation in the studio. And he goes,
- 17:32Speaker 1: what did you just say? That's the song. Miley Cyrus,
- 17:34Speaker 1: same thing. Songwriting, that's where the money is. Oh, my God.
- 17:38Speaker 4: He's got the songwriting money.
- 17:39Speaker 1: He gets the best of both worlds, right?
- 17:41Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 17:41Speaker 1: Because he has a band, One Republic, makes hit songs,
- 17:43Speaker 1: then he writes hit songs.
- 17:45Speaker 4: Just announced, Boyz II Men are going to come out
- 17:47Speaker 4: with a country album next year. Keep in mind, they
- 17:51Speaker 4: once performed at the Grand Ole Opry with Chris Stapleton.
- 17:55Speaker 1: What's that going to sound like?
- 17:56Speaker 4: I know. They're on bended knee again. Boy, they're on
- 18:05Speaker 4: bended knee a lot.
- 18:07Speaker 10: Huh?
- 18:07Speaker 4: They're on bended knee a lot when you really think
- 18:09Speaker 4: about it.
- 18:10Speaker 1: Yeah. I saw them in Foxwoods a couple of years ago.
- 18:13Speaker 1: They sounded great. Oh, it's a great show to see,
- 18:15Speaker 1: like in a theater.
- 18:16Speaker 4: Valentine's Day.
- 18:17Speaker 2: But a country album?
- 18:19Speaker 4: I can't picture them in cowboy hats.
- 18:22Speaker 10: No.
- 18:22Speaker 2: No, and like tight jeans and cowboy boots.
- 18:25Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, they're going to break out the country jeans
- 18:28Speaker 4: with the boots. I don't know.
- 18:30Speaker 1: I think everyone's going country these days.
- 18:31Speaker 4: They really are. Everybody wants to look like Toy Story.
- 18:34Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 18:35Speaker 10: Woody.
- 18:36Speaker 3: Woody, yeah.
- 18:38Speaker 1: I saw a girl in a Woody costume outside the
- 18:40Speaker 1: garden Saturday night.
- 18:42Speaker 4: Really?
- 18:42Speaker 1: What a real sexy Woody costume.
- 18:44Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 18:45Speaker 1: Her badunk was badunken. All right. I thought of you, Bill.
- 18:49Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 18:49Speaker 1: Goo goo. Yeah. Oh, look at Woody.
- 18:54Speaker 4: Goo goo.
- 18:56Speaker 5: Sports.
- 18:57Speaker 4: Cowboys beat the Bulls. The Celtics beat the Bulls last night, 134-99.
- 19:01Speaker 4: Pritchard had 28 points on the night. A lot of
- 19:06Speaker 4: them came in the third period.
- 19:07Speaker 1: He was on fire.
- 19:08Speaker 4: Sal's going to be hosting the Nets in Boston tonight.
- 19:11Speaker 4: Cowboys beat the Eagles last night, 38-21. The Brewers are
- 19:16Speaker 4: just one win away from winning the World Series, and
- 19:19Speaker 4: that could happen tonight.
- 19:22Speaker 1: Yeah, poor young Abel, my son. He really wanted Tampa Bay.
- 19:25Speaker 2: Really?
- 19:25Speaker 1: He's holding out hope, though.
- 19:27Speaker 4: Not a shot.
- 19:27Speaker 2: I don't like their uniforms.
- 19:29Speaker 1: Tampa Bay?
- 19:30Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't like them.
- 19:31Speaker 9: I'm just putting that out there.
- 19:32Speaker 4: Weird.
- 19:33Speaker 2: I don't like them.
- 19:34Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 19:34Speaker 4: So what you're saying is they get the goo goo award.
- 19:37Speaker 12: Yeah.
- 19:38Speaker 10: Goo goo.
- 19:42Speaker 1: Talks like that.
- 19:43Speaker 4: Producer Raleigh, the Valkyries are one win away from winning
- 19:47Speaker 4: the WNBA championship.
- 19:50Speaker 1: Wow.
- 19:50Speaker 2: Go women's sports.
- 19:52Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 19:53Speaker 4: Okay. Just slide that in there.
- 19:54Speaker 2: You know who was there last night? Zendaya.
- 19:56Speaker 4: At the Valkyries?
- 19:57Speaker 11: She was.
- 19:58Speaker 9: Yep.
- 19:58Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 19:59Speaker 1: She was a family member, I think. Oh, wow.
- 20:01Speaker 10: Yeah. Yeah.
- 20:03Speaker 4: We're brought to you by the 99 restaurants. Gather the crew.
- 20:06Speaker 4: Something is definitely cooking up at the 99 restaurant. Go
- 20:09Speaker 4: on in for hearty favorites like the roasted turkey dinner,
- 20:12Speaker 4: homestyle chicken pot pie, and braised beef mac and cheese.
- 20:17Speaker 4: This is what comfort food cravings are all about. You've
- 20:20Speaker 4: got to love the nines. And there you go. And
- 20:23Speaker 4: now let's go to Willa in Amesbury. Good morning, Willa.
- 20:28Speaker 2: Hello.
- 20:28Speaker 10: Hello.
- 20:29Speaker 4: Well, good morning, Willa.
- 20:31Speaker 6: Good morning.
- 20:32Speaker 4: Your caller 25, Willa.
- 20:36Speaker 1: That is, like, I cannot believe it.
- 20:38Speaker 4: Can you give me a woo-woo?
- 20:41Speaker 5: Woo-woo.
- 20:41Speaker 4: Okay.
- 20:43Speaker 1: Listen, you need a keyword. You got it? Goo-goo. Can
- 20:48Speaker 1: you say it a little bit more like Billy, Willa, please?
- 20:53Speaker 4: Goo-goo.
- 20:54Speaker 1: Okay, that's not bad.
- 20:55Speaker 5: Goo-goo. Cuckoo.
- 20:59Speaker 1: That's how I used to talk to my daughter when
- 21:02Speaker 1: she was like six months old. I'd hold her on
- 21:04Speaker 1: my arm.
- 21:05Speaker 11: Cuckoo.
- 21:07Speaker 4: Willa, hold on because you do have a pair of tickets,
- 21:09Speaker 4: but you need to hold on because you also qualified
- 21:12Speaker 4: for the grand prize, which of course, the $ 108, 000 jackpot
- 21:18Speaker 4: brought to you by Dot Spritzels. Okay, Willa.
- 21:22Speaker 3: Amazing.
- 21:22Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 21:23Speaker 4: And cuckoo to you. Cuckoo.
- 21:26Speaker 5: Cuckoo.
- 21:28Speaker 1: I have a correction here. Zendaya has a nephew that
- 21:31Speaker 1: plays high school football in California. She was there this weekend.
- 21:35Speaker 1: I was mistaken about the W.
- 21:36Speaker 4: So she wasn't at the WNBA.
- 21:38Speaker 1: She was at the WNBA.
- 21:39Speaker 5: She was.
- 21:39Speaker 4: Okay.
- 21:40Speaker 1: But I mentioned that she had a family. I just
- 21:41Speaker 1: want to correct people. Yes. Who are you to talk?
- 21:43Speaker 11: Goo-goo.
- 21:44Speaker 4: All right.
- 21:47Speaker 1: We'll do it again. 8-10. You're shot $ 108, 000. Four front
- 21:50Speaker 1: row jingle ball tickets. And now the shortest song of
- 21:53Speaker 1: all time in the whole entire world. I'm kidding. Love
- 21:56Speaker 1: Billy and Lisa.
- 21:56Speaker 7: Kiss 108.
- 21:57Speaker 4: And I love that song. Carmen, didn't they go to
- 22:00Speaker 4: Berkeley here in Boston?
- 22:01Speaker 11: They did.
- 22:01Speaker 9: They've been in studio with us. They've been at our
- 22:03Speaker 9: Kiss concerts.
- 22:04Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 22:05Speaker 1: Nick and Amy.
- 22:06Speaker 2: They're married.
- 22:07Speaker 4: I want that song every morning on the show.
- 22:10Speaker 2: It's the best song.
- 22:10Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying? Hey, listen, today is National
- 22:13Speaker 4: Cranky Coworker Day. So question is, are you a cranky
- 22:17Speaker 4: coworker or do you have... A.
- 22:20Speaker 1: Cranky coworker, 877-617-1108, or you can send talkbacks.
- 22:25Speaker 4: That works too. Right, Justin?
- 22:28Speaker 10: Always.
- 22:28Speaker 1: iHeartRadio app, yes. Red microphone button, that's a talkback.
- 22:33Speaker 4: Yes, sir. Did we get results on our poll? Who's
- 22:37Speaker 4: crankier on this show, you or me?
- 22:38Speaker 1: Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Well, we mentioned this earlier. Yeah,
- 22:41Speaker 1: who was more cranky, Bill or I? Well, Bill was
- 22:43Speaker 1: trying to accuse me of being the cranky one.
- 22:45Speaker 4: Not true. I can see it on your face right now.
- 22:47Speaker 4: You are cranky at this very moment.
- 22:49Speaker 1: This is professionalism. Okay. That's what this is. This is
- 22:52Speaker 1: not crankiness. I am being professional. I take my job
- 22:55Speaker 1: very serious. Everyone knows it. Lisa knows it. Producer Riley
- 22:59Speaker 1: knows it. The American people know it. Okay. This is professionalism. You, cranky.
- 23:04Speaker 4: Lisa, who's crankier, me or Justin? I don't know.
- 23:08Speaker 9: Are we talking just today or like on a regular basis?
- 23:10Speaker 1: On average.
- 23:11Speaker 7: Average.
- 23:11Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 23:11Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 23:12Speaker 3: I think sometimes you go on little rants. I don't
- 23:14Speaker 3: know if that's considered cranky.
- 23:16Speaker 5: Oh, I have.
- 23:17Speaker 1: Yeah. I have so much audio that I could play.
- 23:20Speaker 1: It's definitely Bill.
- 23:21Speaker 2: Billy's absolutely the cranky one.
- 23:22Speaker 1: If he thinks that mashed potatoes aren't great, I would
- 23:25Speaker 1: die for mashed potatoes. Yeah. He didn't help his case earlier.
- 23:29Speaker 5: No.
- 23:30Speaker 1: He went on a mashed potatoes rant. Who doesn't like
- 23:32Speaker 1: mashed potatoes?
- 23:33Speaker 2: And he's like anti-turkey.
- 23:34Speaker 1: Anti-turkey.
- 23:36Speaker 4: There's no point to it. There's no taste.
- 23:38Speaker 1: Yeah. But like stuffing. That's the weird thing about that.
- 23:41Speaker 4: Oh, a really good stuffing with sausage in it. Oh,
- 23:44Speaker 4: that is good.
- 23:45Speaker 1: Only a cranky person would get upset at holidays.
- 23:49Speaker 4: I know.
- 23:49Speaker 9: I don't understand that. He hates candy.
- 23:51Speaker 1: Doesn't like candy.
- 23:52Speaker 2: Hates Halloween.
- 23:53Speaker 1: Hates dressing up. And Valentine's Day. So both are candy based. Okay,
- 23:56Speaker 1: I'm the crankier one.
- 23:57Speaker 2: You don't even like the Easter Bunny.
- 23:59Speaker 1: Nope.
- 24:00Speaker 4: What is this hopping around?
- 24:02Speaker 1: See what I mean?
- 24:03Speaker 4: What's the point of that?
- 24:04Speaker 1: The crankiest.
- 24:05Speaker 12: The show has me rolling on the floor this morning.
- 24:09Speaker 2: Billy, you are the angry one.
- 24:13Speaker 9: Justin, you're angry, but you.
- 24:16Speaker 4: Make it funny.
- 24:17Speaker 1: Oh, well, thank you. I wouldn't say Billy's angry. He's
- 24:19Speaker 1: just a little bit cranky. Gets very moody.
- 24:21Speaker 4: I just make observations.
- 24:24Speaker 1: You do.
- 24:24Speaker 4: You know?
- 24:24Speaker 1: But you do tend to rant.
- 24:26Speaker 7: Good morning, morning crew.
- 24:27Speaker 14: I've been a long-time listener, and I still.
- 24:29Speaker 8: Laugh when I hear the, now I'm parked on your face.
- 24:33Speaker 8: If that ain't cranky, I don't know what is.
- 24:34Speaker 1: Exactly.
- 24:35Speaker 4: Right.
- 24:35Speaker 1: When you're saying this. Okay, now I'm parked on your face. Okay?
- 24:41Speaker 1: How we doing now?
- 24:42Speaker 4: Cranky.
- 24:43Speaker 1: I just picture his face under my tire.
- 24:46Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 24:46Speaker 1: Like, yeah, that's cranky. Yeah, but you know what it
- 24:48Speaker 1: sounds like to everybody. Okay, now I'm parked on your face. Okay?
- 24:53Speaker 1: How are we doing now?
- 24:56Speaker 4: Okay, so I'm the crankier one of the two of us.
- 24:58Speaker 5: Okay.
- 24:59Speaker 1: Oh, no, let's keep going on this. Allie says don't
- 25:01Speaker 1: forget about the guacamole.
- 25:02Speaker 4: Oh, that's right.
- 25:03Speaker 1: Oh, geez. I hate guacamole, too.
- 25:06Speaker 4: Well, the guac became an unnecessary movement. Like, all of
- 25:11Speaker 4: a sudden, oh, I'll have the guac. Like, oh, I
- 25:14Speaker 4: love their guac. It's the best. No, it's never been
- 25:16Speaker 4: the best. It's guac.
- 25:18Speaker 1: Some are better than others.
- 25:19Speaker 2: Right.
- 25:20Speaker 3: Right?
- 25:21Speaker 1: Some are better.
- 25:21Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 25:22Speaker 2: And then the red wine. You hate red wine.
- 25:23Speaker 1: Oh, the red wine.
- 25:24Speaker 4: Oh, right.
- 25:25Speaker 1: It's the red wine. Yeah. It's Bill. Bill's the crank. Sorry, Bill,
- 25:28Speaker 1: but I'm going to have to go with you being
- 25:30Speaker 1: the cranky one because we've all heard the kingdom microphone. Right.
- 25:35Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 25:35Speaker 1: We've heard them. We have a million.
- 25:37Speaker 2: Okay.
- 25:37Speaker 1: He gets caught.
- 25:38Speaker 4: You win.
- 25:39Speaker 1: Off mic.
- 25:40Speaker 2: You win.
- 25:41Speaker 4: You win. The candid microphone. No one ever knows.
- 25:47Speaker 1: When he talks. Don't be angry at the talkback.
- 25:50Speaker 8: All right.
- 25:50Speaker 1: Those are my family. Those are our family.
- 25:52Speaker 4: Looking into the candid microphone. I wish I could answer
- 25:56Speaker 4: talkbacks with my own talkback. Hey, I'll tell you what.
- 26:00Speaker 4: Why don't you go and penetrate yourself with a hot rod?
- 26:04Speaker 1: Why don't you complete that mission?
- 26:06Speaker 4: Be the only excitement you've ever had in your life.
- 26:09Speaker 1: That was unnecessary. And it was edited. I would never
- 26:14Speaker 1: have said those words. See, that's the thing.
- 26:18Speaker 4: You make me appear cranky with your magic fingers in there.
- 26:22Speaker 1: Oh, thank you.
- 26:22Speaker 4: Magic, huh?
- 26:23Speaker 1: All right, Bill's the cranky one. You got a cranky co-worker?
- 26:26Speaker 1: Are you the cranky co-worker? You can give us a
- 26:30Speaker 1: call at 877-617-1108. Or, or, or, you can leave us
- 26:35Speaker 1: a talk back. But we promise Bill will.
- 26:39Speaker 4: Not attack you.
- 26:42Speaker 6: What?
- 26:43Speaker 3: What did you say?
- 26:43Speaker 4: He fell off his chair, folks. Okay.
- 26:49Speaker 2: It's like the stuff that comes out of his mouth.
- 26:51Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
- 26:51Speaker 10: 877-617-1108.
- 26:51Speaker 3: Or leave us a talkback.
- 26:52Speaker 1: Also, it's Harry Ween. So there's a lot going on
- 27:08Speaker 1: right now.
- 27:08Speaker 14: Man.
- 27:09Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 27:10Speaker 2: Billy and Lisa in the morning.
- 27:13Speaker 7: Kiss 108.
- 27:13Speaker 4: Topic Time is presented by Ketch's Law Group of the
- 27:16Speaker 4: personal injury experts at Ketch'sLaw.com.
- 27:18Speaker 1: If you've been injured on the job, my friends, no
- 27:21Speaker 1: fault of yours.
- 27:21Speaker 4: You can set up a free consult always at Ketch'sLaw.com.
- 27:27Speaker 4: The question is, cranky coworkers, are you one or do
- 27:31Speaker 4: you have one? We're taking talkbacks. You can also call
- 27:35Speaker 4: us at 877-617-1108. We're having some fun.
- 27:40Speaker 1: With this one.
- 27:41Speaker 10: We are.
- 27:41Speaker 1: A little bit. I think we need to apologize for
- 27:43Speaker 1: the craziness of this show, and it's not even Friday. Guys,
- 27:46Speaker 1: what is going on in the studio right now?
- 27:48Speaker 4: It's not even the.
- 27:49Speaker 1: Big Friday show.
- 27:50Speaker 2: It's only freaking Tuesday.
- 27:52Speaker 4: I don't know what Bill put in his Cheerios.
- 27:55Speaker 2: This morning, but something's going on.
- 27:59Speaker 1: Must be the pretzels.
- 28:00Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 28:01Speaker 4: Ooh, it could be the Dots pretzels.
- 28:04Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 28:05Speaker 1: They're so good. Oh, my God.
- 28:07Speaker 4: Addicting.
- 28:08Speaker 1: So good. Yeah, people are going crazy about this cranky
- 28:11Speaker 1: coworkers thing. I think we're all cranky sometimes. Definitely. Bill
- 28:14Speaker 1: definitely has more of those moments, I feel like. He
- 28:17Speaker 1: likes to just go on and on.
- 28:18Speaker 3: Oh, can you replay Billy's rant on the candy.
- 28:23Speaker 12: And also the one where he went off about Mikey
- 28:26Speaker 12: V in his stupid.
- 28:26Speaker 2: Glasses and hat or something like that?
- 28:28Speaker 1: Oh, wow, that's an old school listener.
- 28:29Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 28:30Speaker 1: Yeah, he doesn't like the candy.
- 28:32Speaker 4: With the candy. Here, put on another 20 pounds. Who cares?
- 28:36Speaker 4: We're getting married.
- 28:39Speaker 1: We've got to say Halloween's not for Billy. No, he
- 28:41Speaker 1: hates Halloween.
- 28:42Speaker 12: No, not at all.
- 28:42Speaker 1: And then poor Mikey V, right, gets hired. They fly
- 28:45Speaker 1: him across the country here.
- 28:47Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 28:47Speaker 1: This is back in the white glasses days.
- 28:49Speaker 4: Yeah, I really didn't know him then.
- 28:51Speaker 1: Yeah, he was new.
- 28:51Speaker 2: But they didn't have lenses in them.
- 28:53Speaker 1: Well, he was stealing Bill's headphones, he thought.
- 28:55Speaker 4: Every single night.
- 28:56Speaker 1: All the time, so.
- 28:57Speaker 4: Like, we need to bow down to Mikey V and
- 28:59Speaker 4: his stupid glasses.
- 29:01Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 29:03Speaker 4: I never understood that era of Mikey Z.
- 29:06Speaker 9: I don't think he does either.
- 29:07Speaker 4: He's more like a Cuban hat.
- 29:09Speaker 2: Well, we talked to.
- 29:09Speaker 9: Him about it recently, and he was saying the same thing.
- 29:12Speaker 1: He's kind of ashamed of it.
- 29:13Speaker 2: Yeah, he's so funny.
- 29:15Speaker 4: It was like a Cuban hat with big white glasses
- 29:19Speaker 4: with no glass in them.
- 29:21Speaker 3: Well, that was very LMFAO. That was the style back then.
- 29:25Speaker 1: Early 2010s.
- 29:26Speaker 11: Talking about cranky, I had a cranky driver behind me.
- 29:32Speaker 14: Orange Nissan.
- 29:33Speaker 8: I'm looking at you.
- 29:35Speaker 14: There's traffic.
- 29:37Speaker 2: Where you want me to.
- 29:38Speaker 1: Go right where you want to go what are you
- 29:39Speaker 1: gonna do i see you there's nothing worse than being
- 29:46Speaker 1: cranky while you're driving especially in rush hour i don't have.
- 29:49Speaker 6: A cranky co-worker i mean i probably have a few
- 29:52Speaker 6: if i really thought about it but My husband's got
- 29:55Speaker 6: to be the crankiest person.
- 29:56Speaker 1: What the hell is going on in the background? No, really.
- 29:59Speaker 1: Let me hear that again.
- 29:59Speaker 6: I don't have a cranky coworker. I mean, I probably
- 30:02Speaker 6: have a few if I really thought about it.
- 30:04Speaker 9: But my husband's.
- 30:05Speaker 6: Got to be the crankiest person I know. So kudos
- 30:08Speaker 6: to whoever works with him.
- 30:10Speaker 1: What is that?
- 30:11Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 30:12Speaker 1: Are kids watching something?
- 30:13Speaker 4: Strange sounds.
- 30:14Speaker 1: That's like a drill. Bill, say something to the kids.
- 30:17Speaker 4: Goo-goo.
- 30:18Speaker 1: There you go.
- 30:20Speaker 12: Good morning, morning crew. This is Erin from Bill Ricka.
- 30:24Speaker 12: And I'm not going to lie, I'm pretty sure that
- 30:26Speaker 12: I am the cranky co-worker. I'm sorry, but we deal
- 30:30Speaker 12: with so many stupid young kids. I'm 42 years old.
- 30:36Speaker 12: It's painful sometimes to listen to them.
- 30:40Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 30:44Speaker 1: Listen, man, people get cranky. It is what it is.
- 30:48Speaker 4: Yeah. By the way, you want to know what's sitting
- 30:50Speaker 4: right in front of me right now? Within inches of
- 30:53Speaker 4: my face.
- 30:53Speaker 1: Are those pretzels? Three singular dot cinnamon flavored pretzels. Why
- 30:58Speaker 1: do you have them lined up?
- 30:59Speaker 4: All I can think about is eating pretzels.
- 31:04Speaker 1: Well, Dots Pretzels, you know, that's our partner for Jingle
- 31:07Speaker 1: Ball Jackpot. So they sent two giant bags in.
- 31:10Speaker 9: Well, you also, if you win, you get a year's
- 31:12Speaker 9: supply of Dots.
- 31:13Speaker 2: You don't?
- 31:14Speaker 11: What?
- 31:15Speaker 2: They told us that. We did that in the video.
- 31:17Speaker 4: I would be in big trouble if I got a
- 31:19Speaker 4: year's supply.
- 31:20Speaker 3: Okay.
- 31:20Speaker 4: Because I can't stop eating the one bag I was given.
- 31:23Speaker 4: You know what?
- 31:24Speaker 1: You know what, Bill? Bill will buy a year's supply
- 31:27Speaker 1: of pretzels.
- 31:28Speaker 13: Yeah.
- 31:28Speaker 1: For the winner.
- 31:29Speaker 4: About that least.
- 31:30Speaker 8: I don't know about cranky, but.
- 31:33Speaker 1: Mean, abusive, rude. That's probably my boss.
- 31:40Speaker 8: She sends us staff group messages that are clearly about
- 31:43Speaker 8: one person.
- 31:46Speaker 12: Did it just yesterday again. Screamed and yelled at another coworker.
- 31:50Speaker 8: Safe to say we're all trying to leave.
- 31:53Speaker 14: And she'll be really screwed.
- 31:55Speaker 10: Oh, boy.
- 31:56Speaker 4: Everybody's leaving.
- 31:57Speaker 1: Mutiny.
- 31:58Speaker 5: Crazy boss.
- 31:58Speaker 1: There's a mutiny over there. Yeah. Cranky or grumpy?
- 32:02Speaker 13: If it makes you feel any better about being the
- 32:04Speaker 13: cranky one, you can't be as cranky as my dad.
- 32:07Speaker 13: He's so cranky that his grandpa name is Grumpy.
- 32:10Speaker 1: That's cute. I love that. It's not Grampy, it's Grumpy.
- 32:16Speaker 1: We have Kelly in Nashua on line one. Kelly, we
- 32:19Speaker 1: want to hear your story, but I would just leave
- 32:21Speaker 1: the business name out, please, if that's possible. Okay, yeah.
- 32:25Speaker 14: Go ahead. Can I just take grocery store?
- 32:28Speaker 1: Absolutely.
- 32:29Speaker 10: Okay.
- 32:30Speaker 14: OK, so I used to work at a grocery store
- 32:33Speaker 14: and my boss at the time, he wouldn't feel complete
- 32:36Speaker 14: every day until somebody cried. And at the grocery store,
- 32:40Speaker 14: it was mostly like teenagers. So he just didn't feel
- 32:44Speaker 14: like his day was complete until somebody cried. It was ridiculous.
- 32:47Speaker 1: I know. And here we are complaining about Billy. Billy
- 32:50Speaker 1: doesn't make anybody cry.
- 32:51Speaker 4: We used to know someone like that.
- 32:53Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 32:54Speaker 1: You don't want to make people cry. What are you doing?
- 32:56Speaker 5: No.
- 32:57Speaker 10: No.
- 32:58Speaker 1: You know, Billy's more just fun.
- 33:00Speaker 6: Yes.
- 33:00Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
- 33:01Speaker 8: Hey, Sue from Boston. I think Billy is flippin' hilarious.
- 33:07Speaker 8: I don't think he's cranky. I think he's spirited. And
- 33:11Speaker 8: I think he gets excited giving his opinion or saying,
- 33:15Speaker 8: you know, pock on your face.
- 33:17Speaker 5: Yep.
- 33:18Speaker 8: I do the same thing. I don't find anything wrong
- 33:20Speaker 8: with it. I've been a nurse for years, and sometimes
- 33:23Speaker 8: things just come out of your mouth.
- 33:27Speaker 4: And.
- 33:28Speaker 8: You don't mean it in a bad way. It just happened.
- 33:32Speaker 1: Nice to hear from your cousin there.
- 33:34Speaker 4: No, I think there's a level of craziness up there.
- 33:36Speaker 1: There definitely is a level of craziness. There definitely is.
- 33:39Speaker 4: There's lots of them. It's just not right.
- 33:42Speaker 1: Yeah, it's okay. I mean, the good thing is you
- 33:45Speaker 1: don't have a microphone to talk into. Well, you, yeah.
- 33:47Speaker 1: You do have a microphone to talk into.
- 33:49Speaker 10: Hello.
- 33:49Speaker 1: Where we have it every single day.
- 33:50Speaker 4: Happy Tuesday. This is Kim.
- 33:52Speaker 7: Cranky coworkers. We had one years ago. She no longer
- 33:56Speaker 7: works there. She was late every day. And in healthcare,
- 33:58Speaker 7: you've got to be on time. She was late every day.
- 34:01Speaker 7: She would walk through that door. She would glare at
- 34:03Speaker 7: all of us. She would huff and puff. She would
- 34:05Speaker 7: slam stuff down. No one said anything to her.
- 34:07Speaker 5: We were all afraid.
- 34:08Speaker 7: In hindsight, it was brilliant. She was the original George Costanza.
- 34:14Speaker 7: George Costanza is... always act annoyed at work so people
- 34:18Speaker 7: thought he was busy yeah brilliant.
- 34:21Speaker 4: Wow little seinfeld reference yeah love that show oh god
- 34:25Speaker 4: it still stands the test of time all
- 34:27Speaker 1: Right we'll keep the talkbacks coming uh we have a
- 34:31Speaker 1: wrap up at 9 40 we can play more for
- 34:33Speaker 1: you we appreciate you listening to this show even though
- 34:36Speaker 1: sometimes we're cranky we apologize