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Real Housewives of NY Ep 5 & Salt Lake City Ep 4 Recap · Wicked Messy

• Hali&Alicia: Hey guys, we're back. Hello, hello. Hello, hello. So we are going to get into some real housewives. Start with New York. Then we'll get over to the frosty Salt Lake City. And yeah, let's let's get into it. Unless you have any other I don't really have any other huge to dos, but I did tell Tim I would mention this. OH! What? So all right. This has nothing to do with w anything we've ever talked about. What is this? Okay. Jersey Shore. Okay. DJ PAULY D. Yes, he got engaged. Yes. Yes. He just got engaged at like a pool party or something. Yeah. I like that's cute. FOR AN event. A day club. I was like, what the fuck? Okay, the girl he got engaged to. Yeah, she's cuckoo. She's he She was from a dating show from like ten years ago. His dating show. Yes. Yes, I know. And he didn't want her. But then shortly after the show, they got together. And THEY HAVE BEEN together for a long time. And then yeah, she's on all this new seasons, all of this. Yep. It's like the only romance that's ever worked out. I know. I know. And nobody cares. You know that's crazy you bring that up because I just got an ad that Vinny is going to Providence, Rhode Island in November. November twenty first for comedy. Apparently he does comedy. I don't really think he's that funny, so I think that's kind of weird. But he's still single, which is crazy. Really? Yeah. Because all of them are with someone. Vinny has always, even if you think about like the Jersey Shore days, I remember him like he would hook up with like ugly girls and stuff, but he always would never even consider taking like a girl on a date unless she was like it. Yeah. But he's also very enmeshed with his like mom and everything. So I think that's a big factor too. He's getting old. How old is he? He's in his forties. At least. So it's like time to stop being so picky. I know. And you're also no one now. I know. Well, I think that's what he's trying to do with this comedy thing. Well, he did the magic MIKE thing. yeah, that's yeah ridiculous. I've never GO TO THAT But, anyways, congrats. Congrats, poly D. Yeah. So, Tim, that one was for you, babe. Why I can't believe he wanted US TO ANNOUNCE THAT. He's like, no one's talking about that. You gotta talk about that. And in the same thought, Whitney Rose has filed for divorce. Yes. Against Justin. Yes. I literally congrats. Congrats, WHIT! I can't believe she finally did it. I know. And Heather Gay was on a podcast or some sort of show and on like live, the girl told her. She's like, OH MY God, did you see the news that Whitney filed? And they're cousins slash best friends. And Heather was shell-shocked and was like, No, I had no idea she was doing that. So, like, I don't know what happened, but she jumped the gun and Heather didn't even know she was planning to do this. Do you remember what day this okay, so you must be talking about Watch What Happens live because Heather was just like NO it WAS LIKE SOME random podcast she was on. Yeah. THE GIRL WAS LIKE, HAD BRAIDS ON AND HAIR UP, AND LIKE I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT GIRL AS HOST OF SOMETHING, SO IT WAS LIKE A RANDOM THING. And Heather was like, What? And the girl just kept repeatedly saying, like, wow, you actually look shocked. Like, you didn't know. Wow, you look shocked. And I'm like, shut up. I don't know what's happening over there. Well, this is the least of the madness. Guys, HALI is getting a puppy tomorrow. Yes, yes. Mr. Whiskey is coming home from Texas. So I'm getting him tomorrow night. I can't freaking wait. I'm so excited to have him here. I know. but it might be rocky roads the next few weeks, guys. So sit tight and bear with us. We'll see. We'll see what happens. He is needy, I guess. So he likes to be like cuddly and stuff. Well, I could just put a bed right here. Yeah, you can just come and hang out. Yeah, exactly. Okay. All right. RHONY Let's get into it. Okay, season sixteen, episode five, Trouble in Paradise. Trouble in Paradise. Yes. So we open up on the boat to I can't believe this island is called MOSKITO Island. I know. WITH A K I know. It's weird. What a horrible island. If you're a billionaire, I know. I'd be like, can I rename the island? Right. Like even Mojito. Ooh. That would be cool. That's a fun one. Yeah. MOSKITO Island. UGH. I do want to say that when they did get to the island, for I'm not kidding, for at least three and a half minutes, I thought that ERIKA was Jessel. And I was so they get to the island and ERIKA is hugging the people when she gets off. OH yes, yes, and they show like the side view. I'm like, why is Jessel hugging them? Did she really have that good of a time when she came three months ago? And then I was like, OH, that's not her. Wait, but even before that, what are we doing, White Lotus, with the waving the whole time they're pulling up? I'm like, this what? Does she tell them to do that? Do they actually do that? Like, and are they affiliated? And ERIKA looks so happy to see them. I know. And they are like giving her a hug. And in my mind, I'm like, Do you actually like her? Or are they rolling their eyes in the back, smoking cigarettes, saying the boss is here? that's the thing. A couple of them you could really tell they were happy to see her. And then a another couple were like kind of like, What are you doing? Yeah, this is weird. Yeah. Like WE don't do this. I wonder how much she actually goes over there. I know. I know. Seriously. So they they take golf carts to the estate. And of course HAILEY'S a mess, per usual. she's freaking out. my god, she's falling off the back, sitting with SAI or coconuts everywhere, spilling all over her. SAI'S even like, what the fuck is wrong with you? I know SAI'S about to pass out herself. She's wearing 15 layers. my god. Just because it's white doesn't make it, you know, BREATHABLE appropriate for a vacation. Yeah. this house though is next level. OH my god. And I think it's called the Oasis Estate, right? Yeah. ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL! MAKES UP FOR MOSKITO Island. Exactly. Exactly. And I want to just make a point right now, and I'm not going to say anything else other than this, but everyone is like, wow, wow, this is so beautiful. Everyone's so happy. They seem so grateful. They're like, OH my God, this is amazing, ERIKA. I can't believe you brought us here. This is awesome. I can't believe this is yours. Blah, blah, blah. And that's all I'll leave it at because I'll pick this back up once I get to when I'm going to crash out. OKAY HAILEY says in her confessional that inside her mind, she's usually on vacation. So that it shouldn't be much of a difference now that she's on vacation. Yeah, exactly. And that's called taking Xanax every single day. So the girls come and there are nice little drinks and some little plates for them. Yes, yes. Beautiful spread. Beautiful spread. And leave it to this group to complain. Daisy says that she's a vegetarian and she cannot eat this. And then we flash to a scene of the SEDER where she's literally sucking on short rib in her kitchen. I like, what? Why would she lie about that? And ERIKA'S like, you ate short rib at the cedar, you've had fish with us before. You are not a vegetarian. That was like bananas to me. But then Daisy also makes a fucking comment and goes, the trizep isn't working. First of all, honey, if you're gonna announce that you're on a medication like a GLP-1, say it right. That's not how it's pronounced. How do you say it? It's T-I-R. I fuck it up every but I think it's TIRIZEPATIDE It's T I. She said trizep. So she looked like a dum-dum. And I'm like, liar, dum dum. You're a liar. You lie that you're vegetarian and you're not. And why did you do that? Just to make things more difficult for ERIKA'S staff. Because that's who you're punishing ultimately, not ERIKA. Literally. It's the people making the food. You're a guest. And if you're really hungry, well, what a bad time to lie about being a vegetarian. Fucking nuts, dude. Fucking nuts. I can't wait to hear what they say about that on the reunion. I know. Cause they they're gonna have to bring that up. Like it's crazy. Like that's such a and the thing. Well, we'll see how the season goes, because there may be so much that they have to bring up that that will be on the low in the totem pole. Yes. Okay. All right, true. So in there we have Erin and Daisy who are staying together for some reason. Why is SAI not staying with Daisy? I don't know. Is it because ERIKA wanted her for herself? Are they friendly? Really? Beats me. The room selection was very interesting. But again, everyone's like, Wow, wow, look at the views. I love this. I love this. Almost everyone. Yeah. Erin and Daisy start bitching right away. Erin says, OH my goodness, look, this is a fold out bed. It's paper THIN! yeah. And listen, I don't like her bitching about that. I'm a little protective over ERIKA at this time in this season. She seems YES like a good person right now. Like a good heart. Good person. But what is a fold-out bed doing in a billionaire's house? Unless it's like TEMPUR-PEDIC mattress. And I'm sure it's the best fold out you could get. Right. It DIDN'T even look like one. I'm sure it's more comfortable than my bed. Okay. Probably. But yeah. But what is it doing there. Yeah, weird. That is weird. It's almost like they used that room for something else and then found out that the all the girls were coming and did THIS? I don't know because what? Yeah. Weird. sorry. Now Carol has her own problems. She's upset because she left her silk pillowcase at the airport. OH my god, yeah. And she says I haven't slept on cotton in two decades. Yeah, my skin hasn't touched cotton in two decades. Like, huh? And what do you you left it at the air like you left your entire pillow at the airport? So you you don't wear shirts that have collars, you don't wear scarves, you don't wear hats, you don't wear anything that touches your face? She's a fucking liar. Yeah, what do you dab your face off with after you wash it? Exactly. Not silk. Carol. Yeah, she pissed me off with that, honestly. And we didn't even get any closure. She got one from the staff. She asked the staff and then it was like I know. That was that was later, but I know. Okay, right. Now, Sai says she's nauseous because she's thinking about all that she's going through. So the screen pauses. Yep. And it rewinds. And we see Sai packing for this trip, I believe is what she's doing. And well, no, we see text messages coming in, the bubbles, and they say, Are you okay? Hey, are you okay? Are you okay? Yeah. Yeah. And yeah, so she's getting, Are you okay? Is everything all right? Yeah. And then she gets I saw David filed Are You Okay? Which was from Erin. Yeah. And she says that her heart just absolutely dropped. Yeah. She's like, he took them to upstate New York to our house and I'm going on this trip. And then all of a sudden I'm packing and by myself in the house and he filed divorce. And it's also how evil to wait until you know that you have the kids. You're upstate with the kid. She is working where she has to be on because they look at your text messages, they're filming your face 24-7. Yep. And you wait and to do it in the most embarrassing way possible. But my question is: how would that get out? If someone files, this is not public knowledge. It's not published in a newspaper. It's not published for anyone to see. So All of these reality TV stars and actually celebrities in general, I'm always questioning like, how did this news break? And it's obvious in this scenario that David probably called the paparazzi and said, like, hey, I just filed, so I want you to blow this up because she's like on a trip and like great point. It It's insane. They all leak it on themselves, like the party that's pissed. Right. Which is wild because like you can't you actually sh you have to go to Court websites and search up these petitions. Right. No one's just checking every I people are crazy. Yeah, you don't get alert. That's not what happens. There's no alert system to be like, this person filed. You know what I mean? It's crazy. Yeah, he definitely like called himself. Actually, now that I think about it, it's even delayed a few days in the court system for it to show up that you did a petition. And that could even be up to a couple weeks before you get a court date, or several weeks actually, for the court date, but Just for it to be in the system. So there's no way possible that anyone outside of the people that are filing would know. I was going to say there's a small possibility, even though David's a nobody and Sai's not well known, that the person that filed was like, OH my gosh, that's so and so from that show. Hmm. It's very unlikely, I believe, much more that David called the PAP on himself. Yeah. But that there are that that's the two options. Yeah. True. The third option is You're saying like court clerks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. DOUBTFUL, BUT, WELL THAT WOULD BE fucking stupid? It could be. Yeah. All right. so Jessel goes into Carol's room to check on her and asks if Carol is getting all of her looks together. And Carol says, I don't do looks. Yeah. And she's like, I love socks. Cause Jessel's like, Why do you have twenty-five thousand pairs of socks? Yeah. Tube socks. Tube socks. Which are fucking cotton. Carol is trying so hard to be like quirkY. Funny. I'm just Carol. I'm over it. I'm really over it. Yes. So Jessel brings up the love story and apologizes again for being insensitive. This is wait, wait, wait. Let's let's go back first. Because after Sai's filing divorce thing comes out, her, ERIKA, and HaIley sit down. Yes. On the patio. And they have a conversation. And here goes. LUCI. I almost said Dr. LUCI because that's what I tell my patients when she pops in the frame. so I just want to talk about this for a just a tad minute because the Xanax comes up and SAI is asked by HAILEY do you want a Xanax? And Sai's like, What? No, I've never taken one of those. Like, I don't do that. And then HAILEY makes the most ridiculous, and it makes me want to shoot myself as a psychiatric nurse practitioner to hear someone say, OH my god, you're just raw dogging life. Guys. You are not raw dogging life if you're not taking benzos every single day. That is not a normal thing. It is the worst thing you could do is to take benzos every single day. If you want to go down the path of I'm never gonna remember my kids' names or anyone's names, and I'm gonna have dementia and be so totally fucking out of it and have no memory. Okay, take your benzos every single day. So I am pissed at HAILEY for making that statement, and that's kind of what I wanted to say about that. But also in another light, I just can't stand it because they're so bad. They're almost like the devil to me, because I'm like, OH my God, once someone tries it and they get hooked, you can't get them off and then they're fucked. What, the BENZOS? Yes. Yes, all of them. Like it's really, really bad. They're meant as needed in like very severe panic situations and stuff like that. If someone can handle not getting to the point where they're taking them every single day. That is not the intended use. And it's like it makes me so tired. Like, what's the point? I know. Some people don't get tired on them. That's the thing. And they just feel that like relief. But there's nothing that's ever going to feel like a benzo if you once you get on a benzo and you're taking it every single day. And that's the problem with them. Right. And it's a band-aid. It's not fixing anything. Yeah, no, for sure. You're never gonna find the source of your anxiety if you're just on a benzo every day. But anywho, the other thing that comes up is Kendra. Ring a bell? No. ERIKA'S alternate personality when she's drunk? Question mark? OHHHHH! And she tells a story about her fucking yeah, wedding that she's going off about Taco Bell and ANKUR has to jump on the mic and say, I'm mortified and I'm so sorry. She's fine. Everything's fine. Do you know that she after this episode on our Instagram posted I gotta follow her. She bought Taco Bell pajamas and wait, maybe I did. This came up on my algorithm. It was like picture of her sitting with all the Taco Bell stuff. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, it was like a little photo shoot. Yes. Never would imagine she would be a Taco Bell girl. I know the thing is though, like money, no money, everyone loves Taco Bell. Yeah, yeah. Like everyone loves a good joint and a Taco Bell. Well, she also it comes out because Sai starts ragging on her because she likes to shop from Amazon. She gets clothes from Amazon. See, like why are you such a hater? W and what's the problem? Like, guys, we know she did not have money before. She was a yoga teacher. Right. Right. And she has money now. And she more money than you guys could ever dream of having. And she's called a billionaire on this episode. Yeah. And she's not like rubbing it in their faces. They should be lucky. I know. It's like there's so especially Daisy. We'll get into it. Yeah, exactly. But now we go into Carol and Jessel and Carol and the 40 pairs of socks. So Yeah, so Jessel apologizes for being insensitive. Yep. And she starts to she's on her way. Yeah. Then she starts talking about how since her dad passed away last year, she's been really good at blocking things out and she's been very vulnerable. Now she gets actually cut off by Carol, who looks past her into the sky and she goes, OH my goodness. Is there a drone watching us right now? Spying on us, spying drones. And Jessel's a little caught off guard. Like, what are you talking about? She's like, What? And in that moment, I knew, even if there was a drone, which it was a bird. Yeah, it was right that Carol just wanted to cut her off while she was talking about how her dad just died. But that was totally intentional, right? I would think so, but I also don't underst what? I wish you guys could see what we see. LUCI ON THE TIPPY TOP OF MY FRIDGE She SHE MIGHT JUMP ON MY HEAD She'll jump on me. Are you serious? yeah, she's cuckoo. This cat's nuts. I don't like that. but w what I don't understand where Jessel was going with that connection to her dad passing. That has nothing to do with you being an asshole and insensitive about Carolyn Bassette Summer. HALI, I don't know. I could not believe that was like her big one. I know. What are you saying? As she started and continued, I was like, what is happening? But yeah, they got cut off by the drones. well, not really. So then she says, OH no, it is a bird. Yeah. And Jessel says something like, you need to get your eyes checked, Carolyn. yeah. Carolyn, yeah. Carolyn. And then Carol goes, It's Carol, you DINGBAT. Yeah. D she did that on purpose. Just not also says Dingbat is not in the urban dictionary. And then they pull it up on screen. And I'm like, Are you a dummy? Why would you make a bold statement like that? Everything's in the urban dictionary. She really I think that she I don't feel good about her right now. No. That was like so fucked up. Yeah, that was really fucked up. So let's talk about Erin and Daisy. We're sitting down outside of their villa and they're chatting. And the first thing Erin says is, I'll take this little round seat. Cause it I'll sit like a I'll sit here like a peasant, just like my ROOM. She is Fuck you, dude. What is wrong with why are they acting like they're living in squalor? What fucking peasant lives in Oasis retreat island? Whatever the fuck this place is like in MOSKITO Island. No one, no peasant is on MOSKITO Island. No, no, she's crazy. She's literally. Crazy. And then Daisy starts her whole fucking this whole episode. I don't know. She's on like a tirade of like, let me stir up every pot I can. See, here's the thing. I think it's odd that she is staying with ERIN Yes. So there is a possibility that for whatever reason production made them stay together. And Daisy is thinking to herself, shit, what do I talk to this girl about for the next four days? And you know, when you're put in weird situations and you kind of just word bomb it because you don't know to fit in essentially. Yeah, I'm gonna join the villain side because that's what Erin's been. And I do believe there is a possibility of that. It's either that or production made that her say the whole thing. I know. There's only two options here. And I really feel like she just got so nervous, like being like, my God, I don't know what to say to this chick. Yeah. And let it out. So, okay. This is what happened. Yeah. So Erin, they sit down, they're chatting. Erin starts off by talking about how she's under so much immense pressure with the house. Yeah. And she owes other people money. We get, you know, flashes of her and Abe talking about how they owe people money, all this stuff. and Daisy thinks this is a good time to kind of just pile on to all of that and let and let Erin know about the conversation that had been had. With who was it? ERIKA Daisy and Jessel. Yep. At Daisy's. In regards to the flooded Hamptons house. Yes. So she stupidly tells Erin that Jessel called it an insurance scam. Thing. That's what she said to her at that point. she did say thing. Yeah. now she didn't really include herself in this discussion. She did not. And I just want to point out, she didn't say she was the hero. At all. No, she did not say I defended you. She did not say I spoke up. Nothing like that. She also did not make it clear at all that she said anything with that. Right. OR that she was participating at all. Which Yeah. Yeah. As if like she overheard it or something. Right. And as if it wasn't an episode and we it was recorded and everyone watched it. I was like, this was crazy. so she tells Erin this and ERIN starts. Getting really uncomfortable, quickly gets up and like pushes one of the camera people out of the way. We get the shaky camera. Yeah. my gosh, what's happening? And then she just runs off so she can start sobbing. And Daisy's like, no, no, no, no. Immediate regret. Yeah. She's shit, what did I do? Yeah. funny thing about that, I didn't see any tears. I didn't either. That's what I wrote. Is she actually crying? Because then is another scene and she's absolutely calm and fine talking to Daisy. I know. I'm like, scared. She's like, that is fucked. That is so fucked up. This is so messed up. Yeah. She's like, they're so mean. What's wrong with them? And to be fair, I mean, that could ruin someone's life. Yeah, that is fucked. But if you didn't do it, then you shouldn't be that worried. Exactly. Exactly. It's hearsay. Now we got night number one on MOSKITO Island. Yeah. And then we go back to Daisy and Erin before dinner. They're all ready for dinner and they're sitting out on these beautiful. I don't know if that was in their room. The patio or where that was. I couldn't really tell. I think it was their room or something. And then this is where I'm gonna start crashing out because they start whispering about how they think, or no, Daisy makes the statement, which Martha Stewart should be absolutely pissed about the statement. Because I know what you're gonna say. Martha would think this place is a dump. What the fuck? You have a lot of nerve to hide behind Martha. Mind you, she's not even there. You have popcorn ceiling, and you have a kitchen the size of a fucking mouse's house. You have a kettle that doesn't match per Martha. Bitch, what? Literally, you're a mess. She's got 900 square feet, and she's saying this place is a dump. And saying that Martha would hate it. Like, I know. Why would you throw that out there? Did you again you're mic'd up. There's cameras everywhere. So I don't it was unclear if that was supposed to represent a hot mic moment. I know. Or whispering. They were trying so hard. I it's unclear. Yeah. Because they did lean into it later. So I didn't know. They they did, yes. And Erin at this point is also like, yeah, look at the decor and blah blah blah. And I'm like, I ungrateful, jealous fucking bitchES! They're so jealous. They're questioning ERIKA'S ownership of this island. and Erin also just casually drops the bomb that she has some life ruining information about Jessel, but she's actually a good person, so she would never tell anyone. Yeah. Knowing you're on a fucking national TV show, knowing that once you say, once you open up Pandora's box, you can't close it. You know you have to say what you know, and if you don't, you know you're gonna be forced to have the reunion. And Daisy I couldn't read Daisy's face when she said that thing about Jessel. Like, I things about her and that and other people dot blah blah blah and Daisy was just kind of like, I don't know, as if like, hmm, what? Yeah, like what do you know? Yeah. Like I don't want to know. I don't like that she did that. I don't either. And also why are you guys sitting there so long while everyone else is waiting for you because then we see everyone else at the fire pit waiting before dinner. I don't know. I don't know what they're SITUATION WAS Because that's so fucking rude. We well we don't really even know what order it actually they could have cut it like that. I don't know. Yeah, but they were all ready for dinner. So the dinner is in the infinity pool. And yeah. ERIKA tells the gals not to wear shoes. Yeah. Jessel's pissed about that. She says, The shoes are my entire outfit. And ERIKA looks and she goes, Well, I mean, they're plastic, so it shouldn't be a problem. Jessel didn't like that. She's like, these are not plastic. I'm like a Yosemite or whatever the fuck she said. And then the thing says, no, it's acrylic, which is plastic. Yeah. Fuck an idiot. Like you're an idiot. so and Erin and Daisy are just like staring blankly at ERIKA as she's telling them that. And ERIKA'S like, okay, is everything good? Yeah, she I and when she went to tell the other girls too, she even said you guys are taking it much better than the other ladies. That was fucking weird downstairs. So awkward. OH my god, I know. So the dinner begins and it's a shit show. Well, no, we have the fire pit before dinner where everyone's hanging out, everyone's talking. I want to point out that SAI makes a comment that she's like, Yeah, I'm like really overwhelmed. And also that Erin earlier in this episode had said, I'm I really feel for SAI and I can't imagine what she's going through. It's just really funny how Daisy makes this comment and then, now Sai's out the window. I don't care that SAI'S going through a fucking divorce. I'm more worried about this insurance comment. It's like you're a bitch. But they these two walk in so late to the fire pit because everyone's waiting to go into the infinity pool to have dinner. And the first thing Daisy says is, Does this place come with the windshield? And then there's a comment. My hair's gonna go up in flames in this fire. And if I was ERIKA, I would have been like calling the boat people, get this bitch off my fucking island. Yeah. Get the fuck out of here, dude. I cannot. It's like it's tasteless, rude. and the whole Martha thing, maybe Martha is really rubbing off on her. I think so. SHE'S A JERK she was the other episode. Yeah, absolutely. But yes, so now we go to the Infinity Pool and again the the complaints. It's cold. This is terrible. The girls are not impressed with the dinner being in the pool with their outfits. Carol, you know, she's a little bit more grounded compared to them. In some senses, she says, I've done my time wearing the dresses. THE GOWNS I don't know who wears. Something like that, knowing that they're gonna be having dinner in the pool, but okay. Yeah. Now I do just wanna to be fair, these girls, like at this point, these shows, they're not even wearing outfits, they're wearing fucking costumes. Right. And they buy these outfits and costumes and the jewelry months ahead, and they know on this day we're going on this trip and we're filming this scene. Everything else. So they're probably like WTF, we just spent all this money on this outfit for this scene. And now you can't even see my shoes. It's like, well, ladies, can you really see them anyways? Like, what's the problem? If you're in a restaurant, we're not, we're not looking at your shoes. It doesn't matter. Yes. now Daisy asks ERIKA outright during this dinner if this is only her island. And ERIKA clears some things up. It's not only her island. There are seven other families that have property on the island and they all contribute to the HOA. Right. Okay. Aka she owns the island with seven other people. So why the fuck is that confusing? It sounds to me like the house is hers on the island. Yes. And everyone else has their own similar house, the land, they all have their own shares. It's like they would never run into each other in a million years. No. And what's the chances? I pretty much okay, seven people out of seven billion people in this world, I'd call that your own island. Hundred percent. You go any fucking international trip, you're around hundreds of people everywhere you go. This is like literally no one's around. And I just want to be clear. It's like, Daisy, you have been living in the LIFE of luxury with Martha. Martha doesn't have this kind of money, honey. Okay. So stop acting like you know everything about everything. Martha got her FIFA tickets from ANKUR. What are we not understanding? What is confusing? Although Daisy fucking really pissed me off when she said this. This is her statement. I'm not trying in her confessional. I'm not trying to be a bitch. I'm just trying to get some clarity. Shut the fuck up. Like you are trying to be a bitch. And HAILEY'S face while this is happening is like perturbed. She's like, I cannot believe this is happening. And this is the question that's being asked. And I felt horrible for ERIKA. They're ragging on her for the weather. They're ragging on her for the fire pit. Now they're ragging on the pullout thing. Like, I would have. Lost it. And ERIKA, you can see her brain going. She knows something's off. Mm-hmm. And she keeps catching herself. Like every time they say something rude, she answers and thinks they're moving on. And by the third time they like poke at her again. Finally, you can see it clicks through her. Yeah. they're coming after me. I did something. And then she we see her in her confessional saying, I'm racking my brain to think about what I could have done to make them so angry at me. But it's clear that they're angry at me. Right. And they they were. Pissed. meanwhile, we have HAILEY asking SAI how she's doing, and SAI says she's not good because the news of David filing for a divorce and it's just playing in her mind in an infinite loop. Okay, Erin, look at that. That's the face of someone that's actually going through something right now, Erin. Exactly. Take a good hard look. Exactly. You finding out that your co-worker said that you're a scam artist. BOO-FUCKING-WHO This is Bravo. This is Bravo. This is WHAT THEY DO! SAI is actually falling apart. Guys, literally. But so I was confused when Sai, and I'm surprised she actually like talked about this whole situation a little bit more at this dinner, because I'm sorry, but with those women, I probably wouldn't have said much. And I feel like she is usually tight-lipped. but she made a comment that people are saying or have said that she's using him for his money. Wait, what? Yeah, she said that. What? That like people online have been saying that and I'm like, wait, what? Did he have the money in the beginning, maybe? I don't know. Because okay, like we talked about last episode or the episode before. Yeah, like with the whole credit card thing. And he obviously has to have some money, whether it's saved or he has what it doesn't matter. Yeah. But the question is how much did he start with? Right. Does he come from money? Right. There's a lot of questions. Yeah. And don't know. And I think they're the same age. It's not like she he's old or anything. No, I don't think so. So I don't She might be a little bit younger than him, but not by much. I feel like he although although she did say when she was like he doesn't want to lose his family blah or the lifestyle, which leads me to believe that maybe he doesn't have money. I that's what I'm saying. I don't know. So why the fuck where you know what I mean? Like when there's smoke, there's usually fire type thing. Like, but why are people saying that? I don't know. Weird, very weird. Yeah, and and Sai is really just telling, finally telling all the girls at this point that, you know, David took their kids to the vacation home, filed publicly. Yeah. And she was alone. And then it comes up about like how divorces are really challenging and like how you have to figure out like the settlements and like whatnot. And Daisy starts getting on her high horse soapbox and says like something about like, OH well, you know, we are around a lot of women whom Primarily are the breadwinners. What is that? Marty McFly is here. And this is when my VYVANSE wears off. and she's like, We're around a lot of women that make the money, so they're the ones that are gonna have to pay these men. And then looks at ERIKA and says, Well, maybe not you. That so I know she is like a disaster this episode, and I wanted to punch her and her makeup looked horrible because it was like the not makeup look. And I'm like, You're a makeup artist. Like, what are you doing? OH yeah. What are you doing? She yeah. And ERIKA literally looked at her and was like, I mean, I know I'm nowhere close to what my husband makes, but I had a career before this. She owns like a company too. She's a business owner for that thing she does with the boxing. She owns that. It was you know what though? Back to what you said earlier, jealousy. There's nothing more. Yeah, nothing less. It is eating her ALIVE because in some senses, right, they're they're similar. They're both on the younger side for housewives or someone way younger, I think, than Daisy. But you know what I mean? Like they're not old, you know, like some of the other girls. They are both kind of like, you know, Pilates, makeup artists, and they both were introduced to these different worlds. underdogs, but there's only room for one AND Daisy's one miserable with her husband. Miserable. ANKUR loves ERIKA so much. ERIKA loves ANKUR. ANKUR is given Daisy's boss tickets and not inviting Daisy. This is Daisy's competition and Daisy knows that she already got blown out of the fucking I yeah I was gonna say there is no competition. Well in Daisy's brain though there is she's picking at her so bad and I I don't know. I just think sh ERIKA has a really sweet heart and like it's fucked to see that. The I'm scared for ERIKA though, because if you can't bite back then you're gonna be a one and done for this season. And SHE hasn't been. And hey, maybe you're too normal to be on this show. Even billionaires can be too normal, I guess. Right. Maybe she's smart though. She's like, I'm not gonna lose my shit. I'm not gonna say something that I have to then explain on social media or to the press about after. So like, you know what? Maybe we're thinking about it the wrong way. And maybe ERIKA'S like, I am winning because you're not gonna get that reaction and you're not gonna see me in my worst. Well, she has to give us something though. She does. But I agree. I think she's just too classy to like get down into the Well, actually, she does try because then she brings up the popcorn thing again and Daisy loses it. And she's so offended. I'm like, bitch, you just asked her if she truly owns the island and then also said n you're not a a woman who makes money. The fuck? She's crazy. she's crazy. She's literally crazy. Also, Erin goes in for the kill to ERIKA saying, you know, you have no problem laughing at things that you have no place laughing at out of nowhere. And while this happens, Jessel goes, It's raining. And ERIKA goes, Jessel, don't! I know. And HAILEY was saying, No, no, no, I didn't hear it. HAILEY was the one saying it. I think Jessel tried to say something. No, Jessel said, It's raining. And she goes, Jessel, don't. And then HAILEY goes, Well, no, it is raining. See, I thought she Jessel was commenting to something ERIKA said to like back her up or say, like, yeah, you're right. And that's when Erin was like, Yeah, you're not allowed. Either or. but yes, so HAILEY'S like, it's raining, and ERIKA and Jessel are just really confused at this point about what Erin is going on and on about because it's so unclear. She's not getting to the meat of it. Yep. And right before she gets back into it, it starts pouring. Pouring. I wrote Mother Nature was done with these bitches. Yes. Literally. And then they start walking back to this beautiful like indoor outdoor patio thing that's covered and Carol fucking falls in a bush. OH my god. Carol. Reminded me of Luann. I know. OH my God. So iconic. And she so much was like, Don't don't put a lot of like energy into this. I don't want them to like film this. You could tell. She was like YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING, YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING! OH my God. Some of the girls go straight to bed, but some of them stay behind to drink and play some pool, which actually looked wicked fun. I know. I was like I wanna be on that island with them right now, doing that. So with the drinks and the PJS care and the worm. Not a care IN THE WORLD. Well, they had a few cares. They did. So Daisy explains to ERIKA that she can talk about her popcorn ceiling, but other people can't. she says that, you know, she can be self-deprecating, but it's not okay. She says, ERIKA, it would be like you saying your husband's an asshole, and then me then me saying your husband's an asshole. And ERIKA goes, Well, that's not self-deprecating, because that's about somebody else. It has to be about myself. And Daisy goes, I know the definition. This was like a literal different person YOU CLEARLY don't! So you know nothing. Martha must be in her ear, being like, say this now. Right now. And her little bitch gal pal, her publicist, or whoever that lady was. So they really start to rehash what Jessel and ERIKA Had said about Erin the other day about her flooding house. Yeah. And Jessel just denies using the word scam. And she says But she's not lying. She didn't. she said thing. Great. We know what you meant. Yeah. Yeah. Let's we're splitting hairs. But you know that that's how these women are. So she's gonna stoop to that level of splitting hairs because Daisy also says, Well, I never said to you, Erin, I was defending you. I didn't say anything. And she really in this moment you can tell that Daisy is a true newbie. Yeah. Because she thought she was getting away with this this whole time. She did. It did not. Did it even occur to her that it this would happen where all of you would be in the room and you'd have to look at the girls that you're talking about? Right. Because it's almost as if it never occurred to her. I know. What is going on? I know. She looked like a complete fucking idiot backed in a corner. So stupid. So stupid. Erin says, I lost my house. You don't own a house, Jessel, so maybe you wouldn't understand. Yes. There was also some comments about getting dresses from SHEIN yeah. Jessel's like, this dress is $2,000, honey. OHHH yeah, yeah, yeah. She says, She said, I thought I made a note about it, but I guess I didn't. But yeah, she said something about SHEIN and She she Jessel said, you know, leave the talk about fashion to me. Yeah. Or something. No, she said, she said, Daisy, you focus on the face face painting and I'll focus on the fashion. OH my God. That was good. I'm glad you brought that up because I forgot to write that down. but yeah, so Jessel is pissed at Daisy and she's like, I can't believe you threw me under the bus. We get flashbacks of Daisy giggling. With the girls about all of this. Yeah. And Erin's standing up. And even Jessel, I think at one point goes, Da-da-da-da. They hate each other. They really do. And then Er Erin runs off to like her room or whatever. And that's when she's like, GO buy something from SHEIN. Yeah. And I'm like, go to bed. I can't. These women. These women. But next week looks like it's gonna be real fire because we finally are getting into this. This Carol and the Epstein files. AH, I'M SO ready for it. I'm so READY FOR IT! I can't possibly wait any longer. I know. I wonder if because it's so random that Carol's just like back on our TV show, like screen now, especially at the same time that the rest of her old cast has started a brand new show. I know. All very odd. But I wonder if she HAS looked at this as a positive, saying, People are already talking about my name with the Epstein files. And the love story. Let me see how what I can get ahead. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. 'Cause it's like she and she does say in like a scene or maybe it was a clip I saw, I don't remember, but she says, I'm very comfortable talking about this because I have to be. 'Cause I I you have to GIVE PEOPLE AN answer. Yeah, exactly. And I said, that's really freaking smart, good for you. Yeah. Yeah, you can't run. It's always gonna come back and get you and someone's gonna post about it, especially in this day and age social media. But it was good. It was a good one. It was good. It was good. So now let's roll over into Salt Lake City episode four, which we both kind of agreed from the start off as it was kind of a a drag of an episode. Not that good. It was a drag All right. The name of this episode is Fortune and Misfortune. Okay. UM ALRIGHT SO, INTERESTING choice. Yeah. Of the title. Yeah, it's a weird TITLE. Actually that's about the dumplings? Okay. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, obviously. The stupidest. Like the smallest scene in the whole fucking episode. That's a good point. I was like, what? 'cause the OC episode was something like that too. was it? Yeah. It was something like the newest one fortune, yeah. I haven't finished it yet. I gotta watch it. It's good. They did good. okay, so we start Yeah, it's getting better. It has now that it's almost over. I know. But sometimes we go through a whole season and the whole thing's trash. Absolutely. Absolutely. now we start off this episode with Angie on the phone checking with Mary. Yep. It's day two in San Francisco. Yep. Mary obviously stayed home. Yeah. So she's kind of giving her a quick DOWNLOW about everything that led up until this point. She's showing her the bonnet that Mary gave her. JUST a quick scene. Mary says she's home with Robert Senior, but I have a theory that Mary does not want to film with BRITANI Bateman and that's why she is not around when BRITANI around. Because it seems every scene BRITANI in, she's not there. Well, she definitely couldn't have handled a trip though. Yeah. But agreed. Yeah. Like if this were somewhere local. She wouldn't have gone up BRITANI where there, I imagine. BRITANI probably wouldn't have been invited. Yeah. Right. now we also have Heather who's on the phone with Tripp, telling him about the drama. Allegedly with TripP. I didn't hear a word come out of his end of the phone. I'm like, you're just talking to yourself, pretending that you called your boyfriend. Well, didn't he say something like they're a meat grinder? Or maybe Heather in HER confessionals. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, we didn't hear his voice. You're right. And then Angie goes into Heather's room and we got a big problem, okay? What the frick is going on with Angie's blue contacts? I don't know. Listen. In the confessional you're talking about? Yeah. Okay. looks like a different person. You people can't do that, okay? There was there was a girl in my high school and she one year just started showing up in blue contacts. She had brown eyes. And she looked insane and everyone was You gotta stop doing that. And no one like she just kept doing it for like the whole year. And I'm like, You don't look different, you just look weird. You're scary. Suffocating your eyeballs. It's like fine on Halloween, but not real life. OH because they're colored. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. It's just weird. It is. And it doesn't look good. No. You can't, you can't it doesn't look natural. You can't. If you have dark eyes, it's not going to make them blue. It's gonna make them like purple. No, I know, that's the thing. I cause when you said blue, I'm like racking my brain. I'm like, they don't even look blue. But it yeah, it's 'cause they're brown underneath, so it's like this weird fucking color. Yeah, it's a green. Yeah. Yeah, okay so Angie does go to Heather's hotel room and they have on their matching pajamas. Yep. Angie asks Heather if she filled TRIPP IN on the drama from the night before. Heather says she just called him and he gave some thoughtful advice. Yeah. Heather reveals that she's in love. UGH! But she's not positive because love takes time. Yeah, she said life takes like 20 years or something. I'm like, what are you talking about? Like, do you are you in love or you're She's like, it feels like love. Like, just say it. What are you? I'm like, you just need to stop talking. Yeah. Something over. I don't know. Yeah. She's YOU KNOW WHAT Came up on social media the other day that I completely forgot about Heather and it makes me side-eye her, and maybe that's why I'm saying that comment right now. Like, you need to be quiet. Okay. She made up that whole fucking thing, whatever whichever season it was, when she got punched in the face and she said someone snuck into her room and when they were on the trip. She is not a credible source, so like I don't like her. I because I forgot about that. And that's like really fucked up to make up that someone broke into your hotel room on a cast trip. I don't know. I just that's icky. It was Jen punched her, right? That was the whole thing. I don't know. Jen Shaw punched her, and then she's trying to protect her. I don't know, but yeah, it's still unclear. Like I don't even Well, the point, yeah, it's still unclear. Yeah. Yeah, she's a freak. she's very freaky. Freaky freaky. Freaky. Freaky deaky. so Heather's saying that she's happy in her relationship with Trip, while Angie admits that things with her and Sean are really struggling. Thirty years of marriage. It's a long time. A long fucking time. And they met when she was twenty four, twenty two, twenty two, and they showed a picture of her at that time. She was absolutely gorgeous. Like I was taken aback by how beautiful she was in that picture when they were like sitting in a state st stadium stands or something. And I'm like, I know but the long hair, I don't love THAT. Well, the back then it was probably. Yeah. But yeah, beautiful couple, Greek goddess. Yeah, she w she's so pretty now though. It's just the problem with these women is most of them are really good looking, whether it's surgery, natural, potato potato, right? The problem is they dress themselves up like clowns. I know and you it it takes away from their beauty. It does, and the shit they say and do. Like the very few times we see ERIKA Jane just like kind of like cooling it with like the outfits and stuff. I'm like, you've never looked better. I know. I know. She looks great. They all look great no matter She looks better without makeup, honestly, ERIKA. yeah. Yeah. And Angie doesn't need all that either. No, she really doesn't. It's like you are making yourself a contender. Yeah. Like put them on. The CONTACTS yeah. Put the contacts away. so yeah, she was 22, and unfortunately, she says that, you know, a lot has changed since she was 22 and she's become more vocal. Yes. And it's maybe not the best match with Sean, which is confusing because unless you've been lying about who Sean is this whole time, my understanding is that Sean is a quiet guy that sits back and likes that. I know. But now she's backtracking on that story. But also sheds light on we are great business partners. And to me, if you are in business with your partner, you have to have some of the same ideas in like thinking, right? And she's like, no, we don't think the same. I've always been like, you know, by the Mormon wife code of conduct of like you follow what your husband does and you don't really have a say in things and you don't even know who you are. And she's makes the comment we're coexisting, not connecting. Yeah. But I don't know. It's just not matching up with everything that she said she was the last few years that we've known her. It's your whole thing is that you're Greek and you're loud. And you're happy in your relationship and Sean is quieter and lets you take the lead. That's what we have been led to believe. And I guess maybe I wasn't aware that Sean was Mormon. Yeah, I guess I WAS that ever commented on? I feel like it wasn't. Maybe just assumed that they were all hormonen. I don't know. Yeah. Weird. Or I guess I didn't realize that he still was. Right, right, right. Or followed that closely. So that's odd. Very. so yeah, it's just it was really vulnerable for her because usually she's the one that's like, you know, being all goofy and stuff. So I was like, it's not good for Angie. But then Heather says, Well, there's not someone else, right? And it goes right over Angie's head and she looks confused. And it's like a 10-second pause. And she's like, wait, me? No, no. No. I didn't understand what you were saying. And then Heather has got to be over the top. And I need a minute. Aha, it was gonna be BIG ASS mouth. She's so annoying. She's so annoying. okay, we have BRITANI, who's now a property detective. OHH my god, BRITANI BATEMAN go to sleep. Go to bed, BRITANI Get away. So she investigates Bronwyn's house records because she thinks that the ownership details don't match Bronwyn's story. Yes. She says it's just Todd's. It's his LLC. Bronwyn did not sign that paper here. Yeah, and she has the proof. But the thing is, it's she's trying to do a gotcha moment, but the all that proves is that her name's not on the LLC. Exactly. Like they're so married, so Right. Like, are we forgetting the part that if you divorce, that's like a whole different can of like am I missing something? Is this business talk that's over my head? BRITANI'S in LALA land. She's literally and I think she she makes a comment in her confessional, like, We all fact check each other. So that's just what I'm doing because I'm into real estate. I know about real estate. It's like no And she also said it during that. moment she says and I think it's time I start getting some respect around her. Yeah, she's fucking NUTS BRITANI this is not how you do it. She's cuckoo. Like there's screws, not not right in that woman's head. I would love to see her and HAILEY my god, I know. That would be so if they were on like a girls trip together. Ultimate girls trip. bravo. You heard it here first. Let's ask them to be on the podcast. yeah. Well, just message them and they'll answer right away. Yeah. You know who I messaged last night? This is off topic, nothing to do with soul like BEAU On no, on my personal. Why? Because BEAU was going off about his insurance won't cover an eczema cream. And I felt passionately because I am anti-health insurance because they're the devil. And I was like, I know, right? And I gave him a website to try to find a coupon. as if they fucking need a coupon. But I messaged him twice because then he did another story about like how he went to a hospital in another country and it was like seven hundred dollars and here it would have been like eight thousand dollars, which is absolutely a hundred percent true. Like we are like the biggest ripoffs in healthcare and everything here. but he didn't respond or read it. BEAU. Like how popular is BEAU? Like, YOU have a nurse practitioner. Well, the problem is, HAILEY, you didn't do it from our very famous podcast page. Perhaps he would have said, my gosh, Wicked Messi is reaching out our fifteen followers. Twenty-three. Twenty-three. Twenty-three. Yeah, I fucked up. Yeah, you fucked up. That's okay. You can do it after this. Yeah. now we have a different concept here. Yeah. For this trip. We have two groups doing Two different OUTINGS Wait a minute. I'm so so sorry. BRITANI also makes a comment about BRONWYN stating she's going to gift her daughter Gwen a house and starts picking at that and saying, No, you're not. That's going to be a house you're getting out of the divorce settlement. What the fuck are you doing? Why would you say that? That child is gonna watch this show. Like, I don't like that. That was icky too. There's like rumors that Todd bought. Gwen and Bronwyn a house like as a like you know to shut her up pretty much, but it's like not a nice house and she's embarrassed of it. So she's saying that she bought it for Muzzy and her daughter. Gotcha. I don't know if that's true. Yeah, but no, because in episode like one or two, Bronwyn talks about that she's purchasing Gwen a house, but she's putting it in her name and then eventually we'll transfer it over to Gwen's name. Well, that's what she's saying. Yeah. I'm saying that people are saying that that's not true. Gotcha. She's just saying that she's doing that, but it's really not her. But I can't imagine that that's what Todd would do because he's raised Gwen. I'm I'm sure there's no bad blood between him and Gwen. Well, let's be clear. A house that she's embarrassed of. I'm sure it's there's nothing wrong with it, obviously. It's not like it's a piece of shit, I imagine. Right. Right. I think it's just them thinking that they deserve everything in the world. It's like unfortunately you married for money and now you're getting divorced. So it's like that you get what you get. Right. You're lucky you're getting a goodbye house at all. And I can't imagine it's a cheap house because they're talking about that she's selling these houses one by one. That's what I'm saying. Getting millions of fucking dollars from these properties. You know? GIVE ME a break. But it's like to her, maybe a two million dollar house is embarrassing if she's been li living in an eighteen million dollar True. True. I don't know. Yeah. So okay, two groups, two different outings. Bronwyn takes one group to a vintage shopping outing with a stylist. Yes, Bronwyn, Heather, BRITANI, and Whitney. On the other side, we have QUAI, Angie, Meredith, and Lisa, who are sent to Good Vibrations, which is an antique vibrator museum. Vintage Vibrator Museum. the split seems a little bit shady. Like some people are getting fashion, some people are getting dildos. Well, it was clearly set up because in the sprinter van, Bronwyn makes a comment to the girl she's with to go shopping with, and she said, Well, you know, if they don't have a good time, they can go fuck themselves. Yeah. It's like you're such a fucking little bitch, and you try so hard. I hate to say that because I sound like a mean girl, but like she does. She tries the hard she tries so hard to act like she doesn't try hard. I know. It's like I've never seen anything like it. Nothing like it. She is a lot such an old bat. I know. And like I don't mean like she's not. I don't mean like I that's she's not like old. I mean like she's like her aura, everything. Yeah. No, I agree. She's miserable. 100%. She's miserable. And now she's like smoking cigs and stuff, so it just adds to it. So Lisa says at the sex shop that BRONWYN probably sent them there thinking they would be uncomfortable. Yeah. Then cuts to Meredith's confessional where she says, well, you know, I'm not comfortable talking about sex. I know. But then Lisa's comment in her confessional is listen, I'm not into, and she said it so wrong, like promiscuity. Yeah. Or something. And then she goes, I'm a germ phobE. I'm like, what are you talking about? What is being promiscuous have to do with vibrators? She's crazy. Like you think people are using those and then putting them back? DetachED! Like but also about Meredith saying she's not comfortable talking about sex. Wasn't it her and Seth that had a bathtub scene season one? A hundred percent. Like what the hundred percent. Yeah. That without us caught me off guard. It's the probably the facelift. She's like, I just can't. So yeah. We We get a quirky scene of the history of vibrators. I love the tour guide lady. And the tour guide is talking about female hysteria and the girls are making jokes about it. And I'm pretty locked into that conversation. This is like medieval. It started in Greece. It's crazy. Yeah. It's like And the name that they called an orgasm is like it was like. CLITORIAL Massaging something, blah blah blah. It was crazy. It was crazy. Yeah. And she was like, is and I call it a Saturday night orgasm. Yeah. And the girls weren't really laughing. I was like, come on. No, they weren't. But again, was it the way they cut the scene up? Could be. Production does what they do. I hope so. Because that lady did was probably nervous. She's my God, what am I? Actually, QUAI was the one to laugh. And she did, I hate this. I hate the why is this a thing? Who's clapping like that? That's WHAT QUAI DID that she there you go, girl. I don't know. I can't with the who is this? A crab? Crab's clap? Yeah. Who's the crab from Moana? Big Ping. Is that a crab? yeah. I'M Shiny I can't believe I almost forgot about him. I can't remember his name though. He's my favorite. Shiny. Mr. Shiny. I love that scene. I gotta watch that. I know it's so good. meanwhile, the other girls are trying on costume clothing and just having a not costumes. This is Bronwyn's outfits. This is what she wears day to day. This is not costume shopping. You know that, right? That's like Bronwyn. That that's what am I gonna pick Todd up from in the airport with? And then BRITANI in the mirror talking to herself in Lenny Kravis' fur ten thousand dollar fucking coat. Yeah, so she's walking around wearing this the Fur coat that's down to her ankles, that's bright red, that's Lenny Kravitz, and she's and she says it's probably the price of a house. A small house. And it's 10K. And that that's actually cheaper than I thought. I know. For Lenny Kravitz. I know. Did she buy it? So before they got up, Bronwyn says you better slide your plastic. But I don't know. She was kidding. She didn't react or get up or you know. And I don't think she did. I don't think BRITANI has enough. Money to buy a ten thousand dollars. And how do you fly that back? Like that's painful. Yes. You'd have to wear it. Yeah. But no, agreed, she doesn't. But it's like you don't know what these people do for the cameras, too. It's like maybe she's trying to return it. All I know is that she should have bought it. Yeah. Like if it was Lenny Kravitz's, I would. Yeah, you can't afford ten thousand dollars, BRITANI. Probably not. No, and that's fine. That's crazy. And yeah, true. She she shouldn't, but I'm just saying if I the caliber of people I want on the show can afford ten thousand dollars. Or I want them so toxic that they can't afford it. Right. And they buy it anyway. Exactly. And THEN return it. Exactly. Or try to. Yep. so the girls sit down in their outfits and hats for a drink and a little cheese plate. Yeah. and BRITANI really used this opportunity to go in for the kill about asking Bronwyn about her home being sold. She's trying to poke holes in Bronwyn's story. Yeah. And Bronwyn's just really not having it. She does admit that it's a handshake deal. Yes. Which I think Whitney asked her and had her come out with it. Yep. But she's pretty much saying, I don't know what you want me to tell you. I know. It's my house. Right. It's me. I I signed the paper. I was a part of that. Right. But if she has proof, then no, you didn't though. But maybe she doesn't actually have proof. Proof. I you know what I mean? Like we did we didn't actually see the document. I mean, there could be so many different things online that I I don't know. That just seemed weird to me. You're right. Something's off with that. Yeah. so Bronwyn does tell us that Todd's been getting spicy about the brand and stuff lately. And have a lot to say. Yeah, and good. No, she did. Yeah. Heather says finally. Yeah, why would you put yourself in this compromising position? And have a press release of your new male model boyfriend when you're about to go through all this with Todd. And it's like, yeah, why would you go out of your way to tell the world about your model boyfriend when you're about to get a divorce? Maybe Bronwyn knows the laws in Salt Lake City about divorce. And maybe Bronwyn knows it doesn't matter because a lot of the times it doesn't matter. Like you could go in in a court and Todd could like, she's fucking this model and she's using my money and blah blah and the judge is gonna say, shut the fuck up, like. The law is it's an equitable marriage, and you're gonna owe her this anyways. So take your bullshit out of here. Very much so, but I mean it's it's gonna make it harder. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why would you Well, you just risk that he's not gonna be as lenient. And it sounds like he is, because they're selling off all these properties and they're splitting it. So crazy. And I that's what I wrote. Bronwyn's getting paid. She is going to get so much. Money. But then BRITANI pushes further and she's like, Well, how much is he gonna actually pay you for alimony? And things like that. And I'm like, What the fuck? Who does that? So weird. Even Heather, who is the biggest mouth and asks the most off the cuff questions, was like, This is not what we're doing right now. Like we're not getting to the nitty-gritty of this girl's divorce settlement. Shut up, BRITANI. Yeah. Like, get a man first, honey. Find any that even wants to claim you. Yeah. Literally. Yeah. She's the biggest idiot for that. Biggest idiot for doing that to BRONWYN It's like you ri But the pro I think what I have the most problem with this is BRITANI really thinks she's doing something. I know. It's like she's been mentally disconnected the last four episodes just thinking of this moment. Yes. Yes. Thinking it was gonna be like She's like so big. Nobody like you didn't prove all you you didn't prove any you didn't prove that she's lying. No. You didn't, you just proved that your opinion is that like that's fucking annoying. Yeah. Anywho, So now we have dumpling night. Yeah. And everybody gets together for this and they're doing like dumpling making COMPETITION. Dumpling people who are the best of the best are gonna judge them. Yeah, it was like we didn't need that whole part. We really didn't, and then Lisa did cheat and I didn't understand why the people said she won. I'm like, you you rolled that dumpling for her. Why did you pick her? That was annoying. I don't know. It was And BRITANI smashed hers into her bowl. Yeah. And let me tell you, my algorithm has been showing me a lot of like Asian culture and like the way that they live and like how they like respect is. What are they? You do not smash a dumpling in a plate. That's so disrespectful. So yeah, that's bad. I was appalled. Well, why is that what is on your feed? Who knows? Okay. Who the fuck KNOWS! It is a while. Okay. It's a lot of Korea and I love I wanna go there. Yeah. You'd have been saying that a lately. I know. And now it's all making sense. I just haven't been responding every time you say it because I'm like, okay. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. All right. Yeah. Talk to Tim about. He's been trying to go to Japan for fucking years. my God. Yeah. So down. Bye. Well, he can come with Desmond and he's on deZ duty. Yeah. Imagine going to Tokyo. Be really cool. It's wild, people say. No, we have to go someday. We do. Zara Larson's there right now. My girl. Yeah, she's so pretty. I love her. all right. So now let's talk about the gifts. So yeah, dinner. The girls that went to the vibrator place have gifts for the girls that went shopping. Yeah. So first QUAI offers Heather a peace offering. and Heather's good with it. Yeah, pasties that are like mood. Yeah, exactly, MOOD changing, which was I thought was nice. Yeah. but I wanted to know what the colors were and what the mood was. I don't know. Yeah, they didn't. And also, like she's doing it right in the restaurant. I'm like, again, this is Chinatown in San Francisco. Don't be whipping out your fucking boobs and putting PASTIES on in a restaurant. Yeah, go in the bathroom. Crazy. It was weird. and then she gives Bronwyn a gift. And as Bronwyn's going in to pull it out, Lisa goes, What did she say? It looks just like you. And it's a vibrator. Bronwyn says, I love this. It's like a real fun fettI dildo. I'm like, fun fetty. No, what is she talking about? She's out of her freaking mind. She is. So then Quai says, and finally Whitney gets a gift. And BRITANI goes, Well, I didn't get a gift. OH my God, BRITANI. I was like, shut up! It's like that's when you need the mute button. No. Literally, she needs to be muted. She does. And I think it was Angie. Angie's like, no, not everyone got a gift. Like it's a Literally, this is not a good thing. Idiot. These are low blows. so Whitney receives a BALL GAG And she quite says you can use it in many ways. Quite a pointed choice. I know. It's so QUAI'S clearly frustrated with rightfully so, you know, Whitney telling people about Toothbrush Gate. Yep. And just not defending her and making shit up and adding new words into something quite say. Yeah, causing a mess for QUAI, who's the new girl. And has enough to deal with on her own, okay? She has a husband, she doesn't even know what he does for work, okay? Literally. The girl has a lot on plate. so Whitney does say in her confessional that's well played. Yeah. but it does upset her because instead of talking to me about it, she now says at the table, instead of talking to me about it, you decide to confiDe in the one person that has only the worst things to say about me. AKA Meredith Mama Meredith. So the girls are all start talking at once and it's kind of hard to follow. Angie pulls out a vibrator and says, if you want to speak, no, it's BRONWYN'S fun fettI dildo. Well, she's if you want to speak, yeah, you have to hold the baton. Yep. and I did like that. Yeah. I said, Okay, girls, let's go back to first grade because you need it. Yeah. Yeah, they always do that. They're screaming over each other, and it's always over dinner. And Lisa you know, goes I'm speaking for me. I'm speaking for me. And BRITANI goes, You don't have the baton. no, BRITANI. And we have Bronwyn, who says, you know, I heard talking to QUAI. I was at the biker bar and I heard you talking negatively about all the other girls. So, like, it's not a question if you did. You did. Yeah. So just say that you did, because you did. Right. and it is just really. awkward. We get a quick little flashback of QUAI saying if she were Braunwyn, she would have slashed Lisa's tires by now. Yes. It's like, okay, so what? I know. It w I really didn't think anything QUAI said at the biker bar was actually that bad. I actually think the additional things that people added in that game of telephone, that's what made it bad. Yeah, it was Nothing was bad. She was actually pretty respectful. They were asking her opinion and she was Literally, literally. She wasn't talking shit. She didn't want to even be there. I know, I know. And all the people that weren't there were the ones speaking. And Lisa has the dildo and she's like, You were at the biker bar, and you were at the biker bar and you were at the biker bar. It's crazy. Meanwhile, we have Lisa with her lip lining. OH my god! Lisa in the lip lining. I couldn't even deal with it. Angie is like, why are you lining these the last two hours? It's a nervous tic or something. And Lisa's like, it's not a nervous TIC it's not a nervous TIC And Lisa's like, I will line it all I want. And then Angie in her CONFESSIONAL says, Well now she's turned her lips into trout pout. And that you know what confused me though, the episode concluded with the girls laughing about Heather's nipple covers and how they're pink. Like, and I mean laughing as if like, okay, shifts over. Let's not like Exactly. Yeah. I was like, should we be seeing this? You guys are like telling us that this is fake right now. I know. Because they were all like you could tell you could tell for a fact that the second the cameras got shut off, yeah, they all like went out to a different bar and got real drinks and got popped up. I'm like, that's what I want to see. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Break the fourth wall. God. but we do get a preview of next week, and it also looks like this next episode might be a little fiery too. I hope so. I hope so too, but we may be a little overwhelmed with both RHONY and Salt Lake being fiery, but I mean we got it in the bag. What we got. And we have bigger problems too. What? what's it called? The GOLDEN LIFE! yeah. When does that start? I've been meaning to ask you. I think it's next week. Okay, so the twenty-fourth. so next week is we gotta talk to you about POTOMAC is the twelfth. So Bethany Frankel, right? Yeah. Bethany. Yep. So she's obviously not on the Golden Life. But we have Alex Cooper who had Luann. And SONJA SONJA. I just started listening to it this morning. Yeah. But I didn't want to listen to much because I got bored. So she my god, you have to. I know. So they Well, I can tell you maybe you don't have to, you can just listen to me instead. Yeah. So it's revealed that SONJA and Ramona went to Bingo and Palm Beach like during filming, but they weren't being filmed at this time. They just happened to be there. Okay. Off camera. Yeah. So SONJA goes, not knowing Ramona's gonna be there, but Ramona's always there or whatever. Ramona's everywhere. So she's just SONJA'S at the bar and she feels a tap out on her shoulder and she looks back and it's Bethany. And Bethany's like, Did you know that Ramona's here? And she was like, No, I didn't know. I think I saw this on social media in real time when it was happening. Someone posted a video of them running into each other. That does sound familiar. Yes. But anywho, point being, so SONJA is being WICKED CUTE being like, you know, it's just when we're soul sisters, and what are the chances of the world just bringing us together? And then you hear LUANN Lou in the background going, Huh, that's That ain't fate, honey. You think that's a coincidence when she ever go to bingo? It's like Lou's got a point. No, she does. Like there's no way that was a coincidence. But also Bethany is like, I don't know. Bethany's not going to bingo in Palm Beach. Okay. I know, I know. Yeah. That was actually early in the episode, wasn't it? Of the Call Her Daddy ish. Not really. Because she also It's a long episode. Yeah, I know. It was like an hour and you gotta listen to it, dude. It's so good. I did hear Ramona was in a serious relationship and then the only reason she joined was towards the end. You listened to it. No, that was beginning. That was like the first thing SONJA said. Yeah. It was like, Whoa, you're really airing Ramona's dirty laundry out there. She's not even I know, she's like hose before bros and then Alex was like, Well, you said not until she wasn't with him and SONJA was like Well, yeah, actually, that's not true. Well, and then SONJA was like, Well, maybe she just broke up with him to be on the show and then she's gonna get back together with him after. I'm like, Whoa, you are making up rumors on the spot. Like, what are you doing? KEEP your mouth shot. it's gonna be such a good so we're definitely gonna cover that. a hundred percent. But we do have Potomac starting up. I mean I'm not covering that. I can't No, I don't think we can cover it, but if something wild happens on episode one I'll be watching and commenting. But what day is of the week is October twelfth? Because I swear to God, there's no way they're Monday. good. so it's replacing girls trip because that comes out on Mondays on PeacockS All right guys, we gotta go. Yeah, we gotta we gotta sign off. It's dark outside. So winter's coming. ta ta. We'll see you in a week. Bye. Bye.