Transcript

We’re goin’ PRO! · STEVE 8

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SPEAKER_01: So you want to hear something funny?
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SPEAKER_00: I like funny stuff.
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SPEAKER_01: Do you?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I like funny.
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SPEAKER_00: I like laughing.
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SPEAKER_00: You like you like comedy?
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SPEAKER_00: I don't like stand-up comedy.
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SPEAKER_00: I mean, I like to go to a comedy show, but I don't like just watch comedy shows on Netflix.
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SPEAKER_00: Like my wife loves like stand-up comedy.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't end up but if I'm in l like live, I like it live.
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SPEAKER_00: But anyway, and I like my friends telling me funny stuff, like, hey, you want to do something funny?
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SPEAKER_00: I mean, who says no to that?
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm well it's not like it's not like Tropic Thunder funny.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh.
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SPEAKER_01: You know, it's not that funny.
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SPEAKER_01: It's kind of like a it's oh well, maybe let me start over.
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SPEAKER_01: Do you want to you want to hear something interesting?
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SPEAKER_01: Or maybe do you got something I'm standing in a professional podcast booth with like you know professionals?
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SPEAKER_01: No, it's just a room, empty room, but it's got like ten fifty dollars worth of stuff and lights and cameras, and it's got one, two, three, four.
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SPEAKER_01: It's got four microphones.
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SPEAKER_01: It's got one, two, three, four, four cameras.
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SPEAKER_01: It's got lights, lighting.
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SPEAKER_01: It's got it like a like a desk, probably that they've made, they built.
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SPEAKER_01: It's got a whole control studio where they do the switching and they, you know.
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SPEAKER_00: And they probably do video.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, video.
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SPEAKER_01: That's what I'm saying.
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SPEAKER_01: Video cameras.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and video, audio.
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SPEAKER_01: Like ten, ten grand.
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SPEAKER_01: You know, and then it's it's like it's quiet because they've got sound deadening stuff.
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SPEAKER_01: Like this is, you know, they maybe spent 20 grand building out this studio, right?
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SPEAKER_01: Who's they?
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SPEAKER_01: Who's they?
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SPEAKER_01: This is my friend.
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SPEAKER_01: And I'm in a podcast booth recording my own podcast on uh iPhone, on a iPhone that I bought in 2008.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: No, and that's it.
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SPEAKER_00: And that's because it's grassroots, man.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's and there it's other things too, right?
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SPEAKER_01: Grassroots.
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SPEAKER_01: There's a couple, there's a couple other words you you add to that.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: What are the other ones?
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SPEAKER_01: Grassroots, cutting edge.
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SPEAKER_01: Like you had a you have like a phrase.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: You forgot it.
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SPEAKER_01: I forgot it.
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SPEAKER_01: I forgot it.
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SPEAKER_00: Must, you know.
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SPEAKER_00: But uh, but yeah, man, speak with you in your podcast studio.
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SPEAKER_00: So you're what podcast is it?
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SPEAKER_01: Well, it's just whoever, whoever, whoever rents it out.
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SPEAKER_00: It's open for use.
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SPEAKER_00: Wow.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, whoever rents it out.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm not renting it.
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SPEAKER_00: I mean, do people rent it out?
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SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, come people pay, you know, an hourly whatever, and they come in and they sit down at a podcast.
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SPEAKER_01: But how do you get it?
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SPEAKER_00: Well, how come you're in?
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SPEAKER_01: It's just my friend's office, and I'm doing other stuff here, and I just walked into the podcast room and said, I gotta call Satch.
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SPEAKER_00: I gotta do my podcast.
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SPEAKER_01: From I gotta do my podcast on my phone.
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SPEAKER_00: And then when you say that, does he say, Oh, let me subscribe.
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SPEAKER_00: Where are you at?
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SPEAKER_00: Let's let's get on it.
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SPEAKER_01: No, no, he's not, I don't know that he's you know necessarily understands our sense of humor.
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SPEAKER_00: If you could get if you could get Apple to list the bottom 100 podcasts every week, we would do better.
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SPEAKER_00: We would we would we would really do well.
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SPEAKER_00: Either way, it would be we would be on the list.
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SPEAKER_01: Right.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, but it's a list we you invented, so we're on the list already.
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SPEAKER_00: I know, but nobody, but where's the real list?
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SPEAKER_00: I want to see the real list.
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SPEAKER_00: I want to listen to all those bottom 100s, man.
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SPEAKER_00: I bet those are the best.
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SPEAKER_00: That's the kind I like, the bottom 100.
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SPEAKER_00: They probably are the top 100's too slick, too polished, too much.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they they they makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
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SPEAKER_01: They happen in a room like this, they're not like grassroots, too much.
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SPEAKER_01: Grassroots cutting edge, right?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean, uh it's fine if that's how you want to do it sound the the best because I'm in a room that's basically that's called dead.
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SPEAKER_01: I mean there's no like reflection or echo.
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SPEAKER_01: So this will sound the best.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you know.
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SPEAKER_01: So there.
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SPEAKER_01: So that's so so now that we've established that.
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SPEAKER_01: What else?
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SPEAKER_01: What do we got?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, well, I don't know.
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SPEAKER_00: Huh?
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SPEAKER_01: You got some stuff.
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SPEAKER_01: What stuff?
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_01: You got stuff.
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SPEAKER_01: I've been the one with the stuff lately.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, I know, but you always have the stuff.
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SPEAKER_00: I feel like it's like I my job is to react to you.
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SPEAKER_00: Wrong.
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SPEAKER_01: Wrong.
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SPEAKER_01: Now you need the stuff.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh I don't really have much stuff.
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SPEAKER_00: I um, you know, I'm doing my thing over here.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm making art.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm uh working on projects, working around the restaurant.
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SPEAKER_00: On Thursday nights, I meet Caroline's parents.
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SPEAKER_00: We have dinner at the restaurant, have pizza and salad, and uh every week.
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SPEAKER_00: And then on Saturdays I go see my mom.
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SPEAKER_00: We watch football.
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SPEAKER_00: On Thursdays, I do the podcast, my other podcast with my buddy.
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SPEAKER_00: Like my life is, you know, my life is good, really good.
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SPEAKER_01: Really good.
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SPEAKER_01: Um, what's your how how how what's the vibe down there?
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SPEAKER_01: You know, elections right around the corner.
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SPEAKER_01: What's the vibe?
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, uh, I did vote yesterday, early voting.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, did you vote yes?
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_00: I did one yes and two yeses and a no, maybe.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, so you voted some yes and some no.
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SPEAKER_00: And then you voted a lot of no's actually.
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SPEAKER_00: Some yeses, some no.
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SPEAKER_00: There were some judges I heard were bad, so I had no on the judges, yes on some amendments, no on some other amendments.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: And then I voted for candidates that I really that you know, I don't really know right the candidates.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we don't we don't need to get into the specifics of it because we don't want to be we're not, we're not the vibes.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_00: I think I mean there was poll watchers, there was a lady setting up a camera, there was a guy, lady with a camera and a tripod, and she was and there was a guy gonna interview her at the polls, and then the guy walked up and said, You can't be here.
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SPEAKER_00: She said, Okay, where do you need me to go?
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SPEAKER_00: Like she was too close to the polls for them to be video, like you can't video there, and I guess you can't video right outside of the polls, right?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: So, like, you know, people are doing their job and everybody was everybody's everybody's cool.
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SPEAKER_00: I mean, it's gonna be it's gonna be interesting.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, you from what I understand, the guy in charge right now of the of everything doesn't is a little bit in denial and doesn't want other people on the other side to win.
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SPEAKER_00: So he's gonna be like a baby and things could go bad.
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SPEAKER_01: Nobody nobody wants the other side to win.
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SPEAKER_01: They they want they want to win, but that's okay.
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SPEAKER_01: I I get you know, I I have no whatever.
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SPEAKER_01: I mean, you get to you everyone gets to, you know, everyone gets everyone gets a say.
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SPEAKER_00: Everyone gets their turn.
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SPEAKER_00: Do you remember how we had this guy George Bush, and people didn't like it, George W.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: And people, there were people, a lot of people, Californian people are like, oh yeah, war, blah, blah.
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SPEAKER_00: And then you and then after him, you get uh who?
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SPEAKER_01: I I don't it doesn't matter.
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SPEAKER_01: I none of it.
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SPEAKER_00: You you know it swings, it swings back and forth.
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SPEAKER_00: You get then you get Clinton, and then and then you get and then you get uh and then you get Obama, and then and then you get Trump, and then you get AOC, and then you get uh JD Vance.
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SPEAKER_00: It just goes back and forth, you know, political spectrum.
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SPEAKER_01: That's life.
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SPEAKER_01: It's gotta go one way to then come back another way.
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SPEAKER_01: Everyone gets their say, everyone gets their say for a little while.
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SPEAKER_01: Every but everyone does.
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SPEAKER_01: That's that's part of being an American.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm just happy I'm just happy that young folks are paying attention.
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SPEAKER_01: I never paid attention when I was younger.
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SPEAKER_01: I didn't get I don't think I voted.
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SPEAKER_00: How do you know?
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SPEAKER_00: They might not be paying anything.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: How do I huh?
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SPEAKER_01: How do I what?
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SPEAKER_01: Are you are you did you are you what