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- 0:04Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists.
- 0:07Speaker 1: This week on the show, we have a roundtable of
- 0:09Speaker 1: actors who have all at some point played a pope.
- 0:13Speaker 2: Pope movies have always been the rage, whether you're talking
- 0:16Speaker 2: about morality, corruption, or just a god dang good guy
- 0:21Speaker 2: in a hat. Pope movies bring the fun and bring
- 0:25Speaker 2: the drama. And today we're getting into what it feels
- 0:29Speaker 2: like to be under the cap.
- 0:33Speaker 3: So take out your oscar ballot, grab some popcorn.
- 0:37Speaker 4: And let's listen in.
- 0:42Speaker 5: Mm hmm. Should we do it?
- 0:47Speaker 4: Okay, let's do it.
- 0:48Speaker 5: You can do it if you must start out. Oh,
- 0:51Speaker 5: turn on your phone myself. Turn off your phone myself.
- 0:54Speaker 5: This is a really good idea. I should talk of
- 0:56Speaker 5: my phone.
- 0:58Speaker 4: You know, I'll turn off my pope.
- 1:00Speaker 5: Popes didn't have phones. Popes.
- 1:03Speaker 1: To get my agent to leave me alone, I have
- 1:06Speaker 1: to not only D and D because he'll hit interrupt anyway.
- 1:10Speaker 5: What is that button?
- 1:11Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're gonna get a picture of us.
- 1:15Speaker 5: There's a quick picture pictures, alright.
- 1:18Speaker 4: Just a quick pull pick a pope.
- 1:20Speaker 5: Pick So I got to turn it off. I can't
- 1:22Speaker 5: even have it on D and D. What about you guys.
- 1:25Speaker 2: Oh, my phone blows up with notifications of apps I've
- 1:28Speaker 2: downloaded years ago, and I cannot figure out how to
- 1:31Speaker 2: turn them off.
- 1:31Speaker 6: My agent has me call him every morning, and he
- 1:34Speaker 6: says I have nothing for you, or I have something
- 1:36Speaker 6: for you, but he says I won't call you.
- 1:38Speaker 4: That sounds like your agent should maybe throw out some
- 1:41Speaker 4: white smoke if he has something for you.
- 1:45Speaker 5: Like the post, my agent is me. I represent myself.
- 1:49Speaker 5: I call myself every morning.
- 1:51Speaker 4: You call yourself every morning.
- 1:53Speaker 5: I represent myself in court. In court, Yes, tons of
- 1:58Speaker 5: pending court cases. I won't get into, but we'll talk
- 2:01Speaker 5: about them throughout the episode. Yes, all right, I will
- 2:04Speaker 5: not get into them. Don't ask about.
- 2:06Speaker 3: What does it look like when you call yourself in
- 2:07Speaker 3: the morning.
- 2:08Speaker 5: I use my landline. I still have a LAMD. I
- 2:11Speaker 5: actually call you. I call myself on my rotary phone
- 2:20Speaker 5: and I call my cell phone. Hello, self, how's it
- 2:23Speaker 5: going out there? It's going poorly. The industry is crumbling, alrighty.
- 2:29Speaker 5: And it's an echo, so it sounds like I'm you
- 2:31Speaker 5: can hear it, alrighty, alrighty, yes, yes, amazing.
- 2:35Speaker 4: Thank you for sharing, Thank you for sharing.
- 2:38Speaker 5: Behind the curtain, inside the contra.
- 2:40Speaker 7: It really is wonderful to have everybody here that we've
- 2:43Speaker 7: all played Pope iconic.
- 2:46Speaker 5: Some of your films inspired me, Thank you, thank you,
- 2:48Speaker 5: and some of your films inspired us. Yes, thank you, Yes,
- 2:52Speaker 5: TV show, sorry you show. Just go quickly down the list,
- 2:58Speaker 5: name and the pope thing that you were doing. Yes, yeah, quickly, quickly.
- 3:02Speaker 2: Hi.
- 3:03Speaker 4: My name is John Peters and I was colloquially known
- 3:09Speaker 4: and the title of the movie was The Cozy Pope.
- 3:13Speaker 4: It was about a bonnie Ver style pope who had
- 3:17Speaker 4: to deal with some funny animals surrounding the Vatican and
- 3:24Speaker 4: make sort of cottage core dreams come true because he
- 3:28Speaker 4: was surrounded by nature for a retreat in which he
- 3:35Speaker 4: learned the true meaning of God.
- 3:38Speaker 5: A nature for a retreat meaning.
- 3:40Speaker 4: Nature for a retreat and he learned the true meaning
- 3:42Speaker 4: of God. So I was the Cozy Pope and nominated
- 3:46Speaker 4: for Best Supporting Actor in twenty twenty twenty.
- 3:52Speaker 2: So just to clear the Cozy Pope wasn't the main
- 3:56Speaker 2: character in that movie.
- 3:57Speaker 5: You were Best Supporting Oh no, it's called Yeah Yeah.
- 4:04Speaker 4: The main character in that movie was the Cozy Pope's friend,
- 4:08Speaker 4: Cardinal John. Cardinal John was always getting him SODA's and
- 4:15Speaker 4: uh stuff from the store because he was, of course
- 4:19Speaker 4: in nature and it's really about Cardinal John's interpretation of
- 4:23Speaker 4: cozy Pope and their friendship and the male loneliness epidemic.
- 4:28Speaker 4: We were up on that trend, so we had we
- 4:32Speaker 4: had a little bit of us.
- 4:33Speaker 7: I mean, I would say the Pope is the figurehead
- 4:36Speaker 7: of the male loneliness.
- 4:40Speaker 5: The mouse, he's child, Vicky Mouse is lonely.
- 4:45Speaker 7: If there is one lonely male, if there are no
- 4:48Speaker 7: lovely males, the Pope is dead.
- 4:51Speaker 5: He's out. He's out there picking a new one, and
- 4:54Speaker 5: they're picking a new one. Yes, Hi, my name is Leslie,
- 4:58Speaker 5: woman's name, and I am the star of the trilogy
- 5:03Speaker 5: Air Pope, where a pope is a pilot and owns
- 5:08Speaker 5: his own private playing company and gets signed to a
- 5:13Speaker 5: basketball contract. Absolutely during a flight, they really used the word.
- 5:23Speaker 5: So what happens is in the if you guys haven't
- 5:26Speaker 5: seen the film, uh, in the original film, Air Pope
- 5:30Speaker 5: is being chartered by a basketball team. We can't use
- 5:34Speaker 5: the n b A, so it's called the International Basketball
- 5:37Speaker 5: Galactic Association, but you can tell and weely can use
- 5:43Speaker 5: the logo.
- 5:44Speaker 8: Los Angeles Flakers, Los Angeles Flippers, the Chicago.
- 5:58Speaker 5: Fools, the New York Ricks, New York Ricks Ricks, the
- 6:06Speaker 5: Miami Meat They're all meatbacks. Absolutely. Uh. Yes. So the
- 6:14Speaker 5: pilot is the pilot is the pope and he is
- 6:19Speaker 5: he is transporting the Miami Meat and one of the
- 6:24Speaker 5: players has a heart attack, is thrown off the plane
- 6:29Speaker 5: mid flight. I love I love your line. I can't
- 6:32Speaker 5: be a basketball player.
- 6:33Speaker 7: I'm a pilot and a pope and.
- 6:36Speaker 5: Flying and that is that's in the trailer.
- 6:41Speaker 4: Yes, and I love when the coach says nothing in
- 6:43Speaker 4: the rules that says a pilot pope camp fly basketball that.
- 6:48Speaker 5: Was played by John Toro does not give basketball coach energy.
- 6:54Speaker 2: Against the last purse of that cast as a basketball
- 6:58Speaker 2: dealers coach.
- 7:00Speaker 5: Yeah, so continue, yes, so he flies, he lands, they
- 7:06Speaker 5: land at the they're playing against the Los Angeles Flakers,
- 7:09Speaker 5: Miami me versus the Los Angeles Flakers, with a special
- 7:11Speaker 5: appearance at havetime by the New York Ricks because all
- 7:19Speaker 5: the other teams do have time dancers at the other.
- 7:21Speaker 4: Teams should do this for real.
- 7:24Speaker 5: Well, I love the appearance by the heartlem troll blodders. Yes, yes,
- 7:28Speaker 5: tro tros. Uh it was just movie one. This is
- 7:33Speaker 5: just the first movie. Yes, what a franchise though Part two.
- 7:37Speaker 5: I'm a football player. Air Pope to pigs, skin Pope.
- 7:45Speaker 5: Don't touch it. Don't touch it because the Pope is kosher. Hell, hell,
- 7:55Speaker 5: don't don't touch this. Focus so long? Yes, so what
- 8:05Speaker 5: happened to that one? Okay, Air Pope has been chartered
- 8:10Speaker 5: by a football team, the International Federation of Galactic Football.
- 8:17Speaker 7: I do want to get to the team, the football teams,
- 8:20Speaker 7: but I want to basically clear. Air Pope is the
- 8:22Speaker 7: pope airline that he flies a lot of times.
- 8:25Speaker 5: So he's always, he's always. He doesn't trust anybody else.
- 8:31Speaker 5: He's a control free he's control for He doesn't trust
- 8:34Speaker 5: anybod You know how you wouldn't wan anybody drive your car.
- 8:37Speaker 5: He doesn't let anybody fly his place.
- 8:39Speaker 4: I felt seen as a workaholic watching.
- 8:42Speaker 5: He does not care about his family, which he doesn't
- 8:44Speaker 5: have because he's a pope, so he has the time.
- 8:51Speaker 5: And uh, it is the safest flight.
- 8:53Speaker 4: Because what were some of those football team names?
- 8:58Speaker 5: Oh? Yes, so you have the Los Angeles Hams, the
- 9:02Speaker 5: Los Angeles Bargers, the San Francisco thirty eight ers. Oh,
- 9:09Speaker 5: that's good, really wonderful. The Arizona Bardinals, Yes, the air
- 9:13Speaker 5: Ona Bards, they're singers Bards. The Miami Muffins, the Miami Muffins, Miami.
- 9:24Speaker 5: It sounds like dolphins.
- 9:26Speaker 4: It does, it does?
- 9:28Speaker 5: And so what happens in three? I'm sorry, let's just go.
- 9:34Speaker 5: Air Prope three finally poping, Finally, he finally gets he retires,
- 9:40Speaker 5: He retires from being a pilot, he sells the company.
- 9:45Speaker 5: He says, I'm gonna go back to the I'm getting old.
- 9:47Speaker 5: I can't keep flying. I'm flying my retirement job. The
- 9:52Speaker 5: pope retirement like like a Walmart greeters like he's a pope. Yeah,
- 10:00Speaker 5: And uh I still don't touch that pig skin, can
- 10:03Speaker 5: I ask? So this is the thing that I've always heard.
- 10:05Speaker 7: And I want to confirm the original draft for all
- 10:08Speaker 7: of these scripts, none of the character was a pope, right,
- 10:11Speaker 7: There was not a pope. And then and then somehow
- 10:14Speaker 7: I think you said, I have the costume, I'll be
- 10:17Speaker 7: a pope.
- 10:17Speaker 5: Yes, and the costume fit me well. Body tea. Body
- 10:26Speaker 5: was Body was t in Air Pope one, Air Pope two.
- 10:31Speaker 5: Air Pope three was actually called air Pope T because
- 10:34Speaker 5: body was t that's awesome to catch that. That's good,
- 10:40Speaker 5: lovely to have you here. Thank you the content community.
- 10:44Speaker 4: Yeah, I would say my movie owes a lot to
- 10:47Speaker 4: your Thank you.
- 10:49Speaker 5: Woman's name, you open the door for a lot of us.
- 10:52Speaker 5: Thank you, sir, Thank you so much, thank you name astely,
- 11:01Speaker 5: aren't a privilege to be here.
- 11:04Speaker 6: My name is Anthony cost Dorgan and you might know
- 11:09Speaker 6: me from Heated papal c It is a very exciting
- 11:14Speaker 6: tale about kind of a gay sexual fan fiction romance
- 11:19Speaker 6: between the Pope and the devil.
- 11:22Speaker 4: The devil.
- 11:23Speaker 5: They don't like each other, but they are attracted.
- 11:29Speaker 7: To each other, and it's about over the course of
- 11:33Speaker 7: I don't know, one hundred years, the Pope and the
- 11:36Speaker 7: devil meeting secretly in different chambers and sections of the
- 11:40Speaker 7: hell to have sex.
- 11:41Speaker 5: Eight episodes on HBO. Eight episodes on HBO. But we've
- 11:45Speaker 5: just been renewed for one more. Yes, they said we'll
- 11:52Speaker 5: give you one more.
- 11:53Speaker 4: They found an extra fifty.
- 11:55Speaker 7: Yeah, they did so. So it's been really wonderful and
- 11:58Speaker 7: the reactions have been so excite.
- 12:00Speaker 4: Yes, it's very exciting. This is one of the most
- 12:02Speaker 4: graphic shows I've seen.
- 12:04Speaker 7: Very Wow, we're talking about something people don't talk about
- 12:09Speaker 7: the pope the popes a bottom.
- 12:12Speaker 1: Oh god, that scene with the Communion wafers and all
- 12:16Speaker 1: the come oh my.
- 12:18Speaker 5: God, yeah, for sure, Oh god.
- 12:21Speaker 2: A hundred times in that show, at least every episode.
- 12:23Speaker 2: You guys are using it as a joke as a
- 12:25Speaker 2: sexual thing. People yell, you're you're really using and abusing
- 12:29Speaker 2: we're using it, you know.
- 12:30Speaker 7: And I I, you know, they hired me from my
- 12:32Speaker 7: authenticity of I've played popes before, right. I played John
- 12:35Speaker 7: Paul the Second in a very very pretty real biopic
- 12:39Speaker 7: when I was younger, about him becoming the pope and
- 12:42Speaker 7: the search for him. And it was very very real.
- 12:43Speaker 7: And I got how many for an oscar? And they said,
- 12:45Speaker 7: we need someone who's been a pope before. And I
- 12:46Speaker 7: came in and I said, I haven't been a pope like this.
- 12:50Speaker 7: But it's nice. People like it. It's nice people like it.
- 12:53Speaker 5: And this show was labeled in Time magazine as the
- 12:56Speaker 5: most offensive show of all times.
- 12:57Speaker 7: Yes, it's the most show. Yeah, they're saying, they're saying
- 13:02Speaker 7: I have a mark on my back. They're saying, I'm gonna.
- 13:05Speaker 2: Be to be offending every single religious group and every
- 13:09Speaker 2: single person in the process of making the show.
- 13:11Speaker 3: You offended bottoms, the bottoms.
- 13:14Speaker 4: You've offended the Satanists, you've offended the Catholics. Really, it's
- 13:18Speaker 4: a it's it's gotten people talking.
- 13:21Speaker 7: It's gotten people talking, and and and you know they
- 13:24Speaker 7: say being offended is currency now, you know, and so
- 13:27Speaker 7: so thank you, thank you for watching.
- 13:30Speaker 5: How's the hate mail coming in? It's not going well.
- 13:33Speaker 5: It's bad. I keep getting docs. Keep you keep moving,
- 13:38Speaker 5: and then getting dogs.
- 13:38Speaker 7: I keep moving and I keep getting docs and I
- 13:40Speaker 7: can't even walk my big dogs. They have pictures of
- 13:43Speaker 7: they've docs my dogs. They have pictures of my big dogs.
- 13:46Speaker 5: To docs a dog. I mean, it's too much to
- 13:49Speaker 5: dos a doss. The name is saw Gregory and Dan.
- 13:58Speaker 7: And unfortunately they can't go into a pet cot anymore
- 14:03Speaker 7: what you've done to them.
- 14:04Speaker 5: It's a real shame when bow masters can't go into
- 14:07Speaker 5: pet coke. It's sad. How are they supposed to get grocery?
- 14:10Speaker 5: How are they supposed to make grocery? How are we
- 14:12Speaker 5: supposed to get supposed to grocery? You know, it's just
- 14:16Speaker 5: the thing you chose acting. They didn't exactly leave my
- 14:19Speaker 5: dog public life, leave my dogs alone, Leave him alone,
- 14:23Speaker 5: leave him alone. The parasocial thing. That's disgusting. I watch
- 14:26Speaker 5: Heated papal c on HBO.
- 14:28Speaker 7: Watching on HBO. It's very fun and I want to
- 14:31Speaker 7: shout out to everyone who's offended. I promise you, I
- 14:33Speaker 7: promise you. The Pope is fine. Pope is always going
- 14:38Speaker 7: to be fine.
- 14:39Speaker 5: That's awesome. Yeah, and the worst is yet to come. Correct,
- 14:42Speaker 5: the worst is yet ninth episode. What's the ninth episode
- 14:44Speaker 5: is going to be about? Well, let's just say that
- 14:47Speaker 5: Pope becomes a free so.
- 14:49Speaker 4: Oh, let's just say that you.
- 14:52Speaker 5: Can't go after the furry community too. You know you're
- 14:55Speaker 5: asking for it. They're gonna hate it.
- 14:59Speaker 1: Hello, I am pauper dingled up. Hello, I am I
- 15:10Speaker 1: play the pope in a show. It's been on for
- 15:14Speaker 1: a couple of seasons, Mermaid High School.
- 15:19Speaker 5: My question why is because school? That's a great question,
- 15:28Speaker 5: thank you. I would have to assume it's because the
- 15:29Speaker 5: girls are hot. Well, it's a Catholic school.
- 15:34Speaker 1: People don't understand that Mermaid High School is a Catholic school.
- 15:37Speaker 1: So I just happened to be a pope teaching a
- 15:39Speaker 1: bunch of girls who I don't know are Mermaids. But
- 15:44Speaker 1: I but my character never really knows but just goes
- 15:48Speaker 1: something's fishy.
- 15:49Speaker 5: Here, tell me about it.
- 15:53Speaker 1: Do they have legs sometimes? And sometimes well they see
- 15:58Speaker 1: sometimes we do some mermaid stuff and I kind of
- 16:01Speaker 1: just keep to myself. I'm really a co star, but
- 16:05Speaker 1: on a reoccurring co star, the recurring co reoccurring.
- 16:15Speaker 5: That's one of your cases coming up. Yes, I am
- 16:17Speaker 5: involved in a case, but.
- 16:21Speaker 1: Yes I was first time putting on the hat, honored
- 16:26Speaker 1: to do it. Did a lot of you know, older
- 16:29Speaker 1: man's roles. I never thought I had the clergy in me,
- 16:36Speaker 1: but I do.
- 16:38Speaker 2: And just again just to reiterate, because I feel like
- 16:40Speaker 2: you said it, but I didn't get feel like it
- 16:42Speaker 2: was clear.
- 16:42Speaker 5: What is the pope doing in high school? Well, I
- 16:47Speaker 5: stand for the school, so you're kind of administrator.
- 16:52Speaker 1: I'm kind of an authority figure and it's kind of
- 16:55Speaker 1: representing religion in a bigger sense.
- 16:59Speaker 7: Like the I made high school is a Catholic high school. Yes, yes,
- 17:02Speaker 7: the Mermaids are Catholic.
- 17:03Speaker 5: Well their parents are.
- 17:05Speaker 4: And they're they're not really practicing, but they are.
- 17:08Speaker 1: Like in a private school. Yeah, I'm Mermaid high school. Yeah,
- 17:12Speaker 1: it's really it. Sorry, that's all I got.
- 17:14Speaker 5: Huh, amazing, wonder deep into that. I'm sure. My favorite
- 17:18Speaker 5: scene is when the mermaid girls will come into your
- 17:22Speaker 5: office and say, Pope, I'm sick. I'm not feeling well.
- 17:25Speaker 5: I need to go home, and you say, girl, I
- 17:27Speaker 5: use the bathroom and go back to class. I love that.
- 17:31Speaker 5: It's I do it.
- 17:34Speaker 1: Oh yes, And I go, girl, here's the bathroom, and
- 17:36Speaker 1: go back to class. And then I go, what, why
- 17:40Speaker 1: are you soaking wet? I'm sick of these teenagers and
- 17:43Speaker 1: they're stuff. And then I start to every season, I
- 17:47Speaker 1: start to pick up on weird things.
- 17:49Speaker 7: It's so interesting that your office is on land and
- 17:53Speaker 7: they have to and then they have to go back in.
- 17:56Speaker 5: No, I don't know their mermaids. Yeah right, that's weird.
- 18:00Speaker 5: You run the high school secretly?
- 18:03Speaker 1: Yes, yes, And then when they are coming to terms
- 18:06Speaker 1: with who they are, it comes at me me knock.
- 18:08Speaker 5: On the door.
- 18:08Speaker 3: It's religion here, telling them to push it down.
- 18:12Speaker 5: Right, Oh, you're kind of evil.
- 18:13Speaker 3: Yes, I'm in the school. I'm the authority and the antagonist.
- 18:17Speaker 2: Oh antagonist recurring co antagonists, recurring co Pope.
- 18:22Speaker 5: Wow. And it's such a frustrating watch because we had
- 18:25Speaker 5: to get through so many seasons. Everybody knows. Everybody knows
- 18:30Speaker 5: that these girls called high school.
- 18:34Speaker 1: It's called high school, especially in season three when they
- 18:37Speaker 1: add pre K Mermaid. They they merge a middle school
- 18:41Speaker 1: and a younger school primary school.
- 18:43Speaker 3: And my character is still like, I don't know what's
- 18:46Speaker 3: going on.
- 18:47Speaker 4: It is.
- 18:48Speaker 5: It is tough.
- 18:48Speaker 4: I've seen a few episodes. So they try and justify
- 18:52Speaker 4: it by like the camera is always behind the desks,
- 18:54Speaker 4: so you never see you only see waste up of
- 18:57Speaker 4: the girls. So it gives you kind of plausible to
- 19:00Speaker 4: my ability, but I still don't buy it. They still
- 19:02Speaker 4: have to walk in the room somehow.
- 19:04Speaker 1: I think what what our show runner, Nancy Plopface is doing,
- 19:08Speaker 1: is she.
- 19:10Speaker 4: That's a PLoP Face picture.
- 19:14Speaker 1: Specific where she's trying to show that the feelings of
- 19:19Speaker 1: hormones and teenage years are out of body and they
- 19:23Speaker 1: are supernatural like a mermaid. So then you put that
- 19:27Speaker 1: with me an old man, and I can't understand what
- 19:29Speaker 1: they're going through. Girl, go back to the bathroom, clean
- 19:35Speaker 1: up your period with a tampon.
- 19:36Speaker 5: Like what.
- 19:38Speaker 4: I said that from the pope must be principle.
- 19:42Speaker 5: Yeah, so intense grateful to be here. I know my
- 19:46Speaker 5: show is filthy bad. But you expected to be a
- 19:50Speaker 5: preteen show. But it's really inappropriate. I've never missed an episode. Fantastic. Wow,
- 19:58Speaker 5: thank you, good Hi. I'm Glenn Boss Jr. And sorry
- 20:04Speaker 5: about your father, Thank you, thank you. You heard ripped
- 20:08Speaker 5: apart by trains. I can't believe. I can't believe Cakes
- 20:11Speaker 5: was multiple train.
- 20:14Speaker 2: Yes, my father Cake Boss Senior, and I am a
- 20:18Speaker 2: junior not my only last name. So my I am,
- 20:23Speaker 2: of course Pope pop Po. I'm the cop Pope, Pope.
- 20:29Speaker 4: Pop Pop, Pope pop Pop.
- 20:33Speaker 2: You can choose where the space you can chook.
- 20:39Speaker 5: Use your chicken, take your own space. Pe uh.
- 20:45Speaker 2: And I of course played Detective Pope and my whole
- 20:50Speaker 2: goal is to soul mysteries with the power of God,
- 20:54Speaker 2: using him as help. My assistant is, of course Nanny Matthew.
- 21:00Speaker 5: She is a beautiful nun. What's it like working with
- 21:03Speaker 5: Kate Winslet.
- 21:04Speaker 2: Kate Winslet is amazing. And the accent she is doing
- 21:07Speaker 2: the accent choice I mean Jamaican patois for.
- 21:11Speaker 5: This role crazy is insane. So she does so well.
- 21:14Speaker 5: She's amazing, She's great. I love working with her. It's great.
- 21:17Speaker 7: Is he a Pope procedural as well, you know, and
- 21:21Speaker 7: how procedural movie room for room for futures, you know,
- 21:26Speaker 7: kind of a it seems like the Knives Out answer
- 21:29Speaker 7: to Pope's Yes.
- 21:30Speaker 2: Yeah, we heard Knives Out was doing a thing, and
- 21:33Speaker 2: we thought let's jump on it with Pope's this neom
- 21:35Speaker 2: Knives Out movie.
- 21:37Speaker 5: I can't believe they stepped on us. I just cannot
- 21:40Speaker 5: believe they stepped on our turf. Did like a religion thing.
- 21:42Speaker 5: They did a.
- 21:43Speaker 2: Religion thing, and I'm already Pope po po and it's just,
- 21:46Speaker 2: you know, it's just a little rude. It's just a
- 21:49Speaker 2: little rude, a little inconsiderate. You know, we're doing our
- 21:52Speaker 2: thing over there. We're not stepping on knives Out. We're
- 21:54Speaker 2: not doing funny, weird Southern voices. We're doing Jamaican patois
- 21:58Speaker 2: and a pope and an under souldy. So maybe back off,
- 22:01Speaker 2: you know, just back off a little bit. Brian Johnson,
- 22:03Speaker 2: back off, I would say, back off, thank.
- 22:05Speaker 5: You, thank you. It's okay. It's different enough, I think, yeah, well,
- 22:08Speaker 5: you know ours is a little more funny, gritty.
- 22:13Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 22:14Speaker 1: The way it's shot too, it's like, you know, we
- 22:16Speaker 1: have all these like popular one shots that are happening,
- 22:19Speaker 1: and this is the opposite.
- 22:20Speaker 5: It's choppy.
- 22:21Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it is like like a new Camerason born movie.
- 22:25Speaker 2: It's new shot every two seconds. My good dialogue. Cut, cut, cut,
- 22:30Speaker 2: zoom and cut zoom and cut zooms and zoom, zim
- 22:32Speaker 2: zoom cut, new deal, new deal, new deal deal.
- 22:33Speaker 5: Yes, it's like watching a movie from inside a tornado. Yeah,
- 22:36Speaker 5: truly is exactly what we're going. Like a clip show. Yes,
- 22:39Speaker 5: it's like a clip show. Sometimes we'll just cut into
- 22:41Speaker 5: other things. You know, it's fun watch a ridiculousness. We've
- 22:46Speaker 5: gotten that comparison before. The narrative ridiculousness is good. Yeah,
- 22:50Speaker 5: I would say that. Yes, Oh, what's everybody's favorite thing
- 22:53Speaker 5: about being a pope? Oh my goodness, Oh my gosh.
- 22:56Speaker 4: I mean I assume we all tend to go little
- 23:00Speaker 4: method for these Yeah, we go.
- 23:03Speaker 5: How much research did we do?
- 23:05Speaker 4: I read a big book? Okay, there was the Big
- 23:11Speaker 4: the Bible, or it was called the Big Book of Pope.
- 23:15Speaker 5: Oh and it was children's book.
- 23:19Speaker 4: By it's not for kids. It's actually for adults. It's
- 23:24Speaker 4: for adults.
- 23:25Speaker 5: It has so many pictures, full.
- 23:28Speaker 4: Diagrams of the pope and where he lives. And I
- 23:34Speaker 4: learned lots of fun facts. For example, the first seven
- 23:39Speaker 4: popes all eight pasta, all of.
- 23:41Speaker 5: Them, and then just stopped.
- 23:44Speaker 4: I've heard it there was off or I stopped, and
- 23:48Speaker 4: then they stopped for a while. They went to soup,
- 23:51Speaker 4: and then back to pasta again.
- 23:52Speaker 5: Around the seventeen hundreds they moved to soup for two
- 23:55Speaker 5: hundred years, and then the early nineteen hundreds they went
- 23:58Speaker 5: back to pasta in that insant.
- 24:00Speaker 3: Do you know why?
- 24:02Speaker 4: Well, there are many theories, you know there. There there
- 24:05Speaker 4: are God theories. There are biblical theories. Some say that
- 24:09Speaker 4: that that God commanded them to eat the pasta and
- 24:12Speaker 4: then the soup. But then there are some scientific theories
- 24:15Speaker 4: who are saying that perhaps the pasta was tinted with
- 24:20Speaker 4: a sort of evil microbe in the the.
- 24:25Speaker 5: Oh, it's like making them werewolf like liking stuff.
- 24:28Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, well we all know about the werewolf
- 24:32Speaker 2: and we shallt s't speak of We can't speak of him, No,
- 24:35Speaker 2: we can't.
- 24:36Speaker 4: That was in the book. But it's it's a it's
- 24:39Speaker 4: definitely a process to become a pope.
- 24:41Speaker 5: Oh did you lose.
- 24:49Speaker 4: Your pope?
- 24:49Speaker 2: Ring?
- 24:50Speaker 5: How did you all become your Pope characters.
- 24:53Speaker 4: What was the process?
- 24:55Speaker 5: So to make the basketball authentic, I got the leg
- 24:59Speaker 5: lengthening surgery, okay, and I went up. It's a it's
- 25:03Speaker 5: a horrible, horrible surge that men are getting in Turkey
- 25:08Speaker 5: as well with hair transplant. But half the movie you're
- 25:11Speaker 5: sitting down as the pilot. And this is where the
- 25:13Speaker 5: problem arose because I could not You cannot fly a
- 25:16Speaker 5: plane at six'. Nine, no, wow you. Can't they won't
- 25:20Speaker 5: allow you in. There they want to like it's been
- 25:22Speaker 5: it's been a it's a huge safety. Issue and we
- 25:25Speaker 5: did fly practical. PLANES i did have to learn how
- 25:27Speaker 5: to fly, plane no.
- 25:28Speaker 4: Shit.
- 25:28Speaker 5: Yeah so if you're, watching the movie is shot on
- 25:30Speaker 5: GoPros and iPhones because you can't fit a movie camera
- 25:33Speaker 5: inside of a, cockpill especially with the six nine. Pilot,
- 25:36Speaker 5: yeah and SO i had to get THE i had
- 25:38Speaker 5: to get the rods taken out of my, legs which
- 25:40Speaker 5: was even more painful than the. Original had to relearn to.
- 25:44Speaker 5: Walk so the process of making the first, movie we
- 25:47Speaker 5: started the, PROCESS i want to, say in two thousand
- 25:50Speaker 5: and eight and did not go cameras up until twenty twenty. Two,
- 25:57Speaker 5: Wow so that's a fourteen year. Span, yeah it was.
- 26:00Speaker 5: Tough and all those yelling in the. Movie you mean
- 26:03Speaker 5: you're yelling a. Lot, yeah as you can, See i'm
- 26:05Speaker 5: still clearing my throat. NOW i blew out nineteen vocal,
- 26:08Speaker 5: cords WHICH i didn't KNOW i, had. Torge does the
- 26:11Speaker 5: human have less than?
- 26:12Speaker 7: That?
- 26:13Speaker 5: Yeah, WOW i had EXTRA i could. Sing. Wow NOW i.
- 26:18Speaker 3: Can't Oh, GOD i would have loved to hear your basketball.
- 26:22Speaker 5: Sing it was. ANGELIC i don't, MEAN i don't mean
- 26:24Speaker 5: to you, know uplift myself in the presence of, Others
- 26:28Speaker 5: but it was. Angelic, well do you have a little
- 26:31Speaker 5: recording or something like that of your. Passing, no that's a.
- 26:36Speaker 5: Shame that's a. Ship that's a. Shame media.
- 26:41Speaker 4: Physical media is so. Important if you have a little
- 26:44Speaker 4: boy who's good at, singing record.
- 26:46Speaker 7: It, yes you have to take your recorder right. Now
- 26:51Speaker 7: go to your little, boy tell him to sing you
- 26:53Speaker 7: a song because you might never get it. Again put
- 26:56Speaker 7: it on the cloud so it's there for, good just
- 27:00Speaker 7: in case.
- 27:00Speaker 5: Your boy dies or he goes through something THAT i went,
- 27:03Speaker 5: through like a leg lengthening and shortening. Surgery ask you
- 27:07Speaker 5: a crazy, question ask me. Anything it better be crazy
- 27:10Speaker 5: and be, honest was it worth? It you, know WHEN
- 27:15Speaker 5: i think about the awards THAT i, lost which is
- 27:19Speaker 5: all of. Them, yeah the wars THAT i wasn't even nominated.
- 27:22Speaker 9: For.
- 27:24Speaker 5: Consider that a, loss which is. Hard, YES i. LOST
- 27:27Speaker 5: i IF i didn't, WIN i, lost kind of. Lose
- 27:29Speaker 5: every day regional nurses words. LOST i wanted it. BAD
- 27:33Speaker 5: i one of the best regional. Nurse All, filipinos All,
- 27:37Speaker 5: philippinos All, philippinos all who anybody who ever gets these
- 27:41Speaker 5: awards Of, Filippinos i'm gonna complain. About if they're, NURSES
- 27:46Speaker 5: i don't. THINK i don't think they're getting. THEM i
- 27:47Speaker 5: think they're getting because they're. Nursing, okay, yeah you can say.
- 27:50Speaker 5: That you could say. THAT i remember we were in
- 27:54Speaker 5: first class. Ones you didn't know, me BUT i knew,
- 27:56Speaker 5: you and we were on a.
- 27:57Speaker 7: Plane Well i'm just saying it, happened and we were
- 28:01Speaker 7: sitting on different, sides AND i looked over and you
- 28:03Speaker 7: were looking in the airplane. Magazine it was Best surgeons
- 28:06Speaker 7: In Palm. Beach you were screaming that you were on the.
- 28:08Speaker 5: List CAN i believe? This All philippine is winning it?
- 28:14Speaker 4: AWAY i don't.
- 28:15Speaker 3: Think i'm so sorry you were you were watched in
- 28:18Speaker 3: that in that moment of.
- 28:19Speaker 5: Privacy that's. Weird what DID i just? Saw he's a.
- 28:23Speaker 4: Celebrity leave him.
- 28:24Speaker 5: Alone i'm a celebrity. Too you.
- 28:26Speaker 4: Look don't.
- 28:27Speaker 5: LOOK i didn't look at you every TIME i walk
- 28:29Speaker 5: by like, this but you KNEW i was. There you
- 28:32Speaker 5: actively not. Looked i'm just, saying your life is you're
- 28:34Speaker 5: being docs every.
- 28:35Speaker 1: Second you're worried about the parasocial, implications then why don't
- 28:38Speaker 1: you turn the other cheek.
- 28:40Speaker 5: You're doing in your.
- 28:41Speaker 7: Mind i'm, SORRY i Guess i'm getting addicted to the
- 28:43Speaker 7: thing THAT i hate you making your mind docs my mind.
- 28:46Speaker 5: Doctor, OKAY i will look at you, Then i'm. Sorry
- 28:48Speaker 5: i'm now we know each, Other, okay thank. You kylie
- 28:56Speaker 5: was just telling me the funniest.
- 28:57Speaker 4: Thing it's the funniest. Thing you can become A patreon
- 29:01Speaker 4: member and hear more about our, lives the episodes and
- 29:05Speaker 4: other fun things we're doing on the. Side isn't it?
- 29:07Speaker 4: Hilarious isn't that just a?
- 29:09Speaker 7: Trip isn't that so like? Us for three to five
- 29:12Speaker 7: to ten dollars a, month we literally will do all
- 29:15Speaker 7: that kind of stuff on patreonch.
- 29:18Speaker 4: Enjoying us and we have.
- 29:20Speaker 7: Merch you, know we actually have a piece of merch
- 29:23Speaker 7: that was voted on by the patrons that we made
- 29:26Speaker 7: in real.
- 29:27Speaker 5: Life it's a set of AirPod headphones covers that.
- 29:31Speaker 7: Say if these fuckers is, Empty i'm listening to, Aoaoaoa
- 29:35Speaker 7: so you gotta get.
- 29:36Speaker 4: On The patreon BECAUSE i think that's pretty.
- 29:38Speaker 7: Funny, yeah you guys are doing some funny stuff and
- 29:42Speaker 7: we're loving it.
- 29:43Speaker 5: Too and we're loving.
- 29:44Speaker 4: It where are those thatts. From they're from artists On
- 29:47Speaker 4: artists on artists on artists dot. Com that's.
- 29:50Speaker 7: Right we call this ad a two for. One enjoy
- 29:54Speaker 7: the rest of the. Y. Yes, well, LOOK i definitely
- 30:00Speaker 7: worked really hard on The pope. Stuff AND i came
- 30:04Speaker 7: in and they, said, hey you're a little, stiff so
- 30:07Speaker 7: so don't do, that and don't act like a pope
- 30:09Speaker 7: here and act like you're you're The pope without the.
- 30:12Speaker 7: Hat AND i was, like, well the last TIME i
- 30:13Speaker 7: played The pope was very, serious and they would say, no,
- 30:16Speaker 7: no but now you, know we're gonna probably play some
- 30:19Speaker 7: choice on in the, background and you, guys you, know
- 30:21Speaker 7: AND i was, say, okay, okay, okay there's been a
- 30:25Speaker 7: strike and another strike in a, pandemic So i'll take the.
- 30:28Speaker 5: Job but you, know, yeah you KNOW i boked.
- 30:32Speaker 2: Up, yes when you And satan hook up, OVER i
- 30:35Speaker 2: feel the rush from choice of, yeah, iconic.
- 30:39Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah. Absolute it was pretty, great, dude it was really. Crazy.
- 30:44Speaker 5: Yeah we were in the corner of.
- 30:45Speaker 7: Hell he had a big tournament AND i HAD i
- 30:48Speaker 7: had a Big Christmas Eve, mass AND i, SAID i
- 30:53Speaker 7: have to. GO i have A Christmas's, mass And he's,
- 30:55Speaker 7: LIKE i have a big evil demon. Tournament i'm going
- 30:58Speaker 7: to so you you, KNOW i hope your mask is
- 31:01Speaker 7: better than my. Tournament and then we end, up you,
- 31:04Speaker 7: know and then, yes we and then we do.
- 31:13Speaker 5: Bondage, LOOK i get it's, offensive And i'm sorry it's.
- 31:16Speaker 5: Offensive you. KNOW i THINK i think people got so
- 31:18Speaker 5: excited to make things. Gay they forgot making the pope
- 31:21Speaker 5: gay was.
- 31:21Speaker 7: Bad people we've Gotten we've gotten so excited to make everything.
- 31:28Speaker 5: Gay And i'm happy for. Us i'm happy. Times you
- 31:31Speaker 5: have to have to draw the curtain a. LITTLE a
- 31:33Speaker 5: little is, necessary can we or should?
- 31:36Speaker 10: We, well it's not act like Gay pope hasn't been
- 31:38Speaker 10: something that's been. Around it's been on the it's kind
- 31:41Speaker 10: of one of the easiest things to put. Together it's
- 31:42Speaker 10: kind of A Reese's Peanut butter. Situation, gad there's gay.
- 31:48Speaker 5: Popes, Absolutely who do we think was the gayest?
- 31:51Speaker 11: Pope let's say, one two Three, John, John He's he's my.
- 32:03Speaker 5: Gay po to be of RECs peanut butter. Cups how
- 32:06Speaker 5: does everybody feel about the fact That reeseis started to
- 32:08Speaker 5: sell their peanut peanut butter and have anybody has anybody
- 32:12Speaker 5: tried it and anything about? It, well this is one
- 32:14Speaker 5: of your court, cases, Right, YES i invented it, first
- 32:22Speaker 5: the idea of bottling that you were. TAKING i was
- 32:24Speaker 5: taking it. OUT i was TAKING i was. BUYING i
- 32:27Speaker 5: was buying so many recent peanut butter. Cups, yes BUT
- 32:30Speaker 5: i don't like, chocolate SO i was cutting. THEM i
- 32:33Speaker 5: was cutting the tops, off scooping the peanut butter, out jarring.
- 32:37Speaker 5: It and then all of a, SUDDEN i go to
- 32:40Speaker 5: the grocery store AND i see it on the. Shelves
- 32:43Speaker 5: do you.
- 32:43Speaker 4: Think you're being watched and that your ideas are being?
- 32:46Speaker 5: TAKEN i not didn't do, that but you looked at
- 32:55Speaker 5: him on a. Plane, no you didn't do. This AND
- 32:57Speaker 5: i loved your work AND i love what you.
- 32:58Speaker 7: Do but to be, honest you can't take the patty
- 33:01Speaker 7: out of A Big mac and Say i'm selling cheeseburger.
- 33:03Speaker 5: Pattiest not because that's the part of the. Meal it's
- 33:07Speaker 5: part of the. Thing it's they could do what if they.
- 33:09Speaker 5: Want and let me ask you, this what is the
- 33:10Speaker 5: difference between me doing that and it not being? Okay
- 33:13Speaker 5: and you're making The pope? Gay what what's the?
- 33:16Speaker 7: Difference do you look at that? Question what are you
- 33:20Speaker 7: doing that and not being okay and then making The pope?
- 33:23Speaker 7: GAY i didn't make The pope. GAY i took a
- 33:26Speaker 7: job to keep my sad after.
- 33:28Speaker 1: Insurance, oh don't bring, this bring it, up don't bring
- 33:33Speaker 1: in the.
- 33:34Speaker 5: Devil don't do. That who played the devil in The?
- 33:37Speaker 5: Devil It's Jeremy.
- 33:38Speaker 7: Irons he wanted to be The he kept giving me
- 33:43Speaker 7: notes if you, know IF i, was, well you're the,
- 33:46Speaker 7: devil so shut.
- 33:46Speaker 5: Up but we have.
- 33:48Speaker 7: Fun We've we've done a lot Of we did the
- 33:50Speaker 7: we did The vanity Fair Light detective test video.
- 33:58Speaker 4: Was, sexy was.
- 34:01Speaker 5: So, good fun.
- 34:03Speaker 4: Fun i'm really, religious really. Respectful do we love?
- 34:08Speaker 1: RELIGION i like making content about religious you? DO i
- 34:15Speaker 1: think it inherently gives you a little bit of tradition
- 34:19Speaker 1: that you're, You're. You're there's so much that audience has
- 34:22Speaker 1: come together when they see. Religion suddenly your grandmother could
- 34:26Speaker 1: watch the movie and you. Can then you have an
- 34:28Speaker 1: open dialogue about what you believe.
- 34:30Speaker 4: In, Yes And i'll SAY i was not religious UNTIL
- 34:33Speaker 4: i Played Cozy pope and hearing you, know The Bonnie
- 34:37Speaker 4: vere soundtrack and Hearing Skinny love and wearing The pope.
- 34:41Speaker 4: Hat it really made me feel connected to a higher.
- 34:44Speaker 4: Power and NOW i. AM i Am. CATHOLIC i hate The,
- 34:48Speaker 4: CRACKER i hate the, body and Now I'm.
- 34:53Speaker 5: Catholic that's.
- 34:54Speaker 3: Amazing For Mermaid High, SCHOOL i didn't feel one bit.
- 34:59Speaker 1: Religion why Because i'm such a religious show in what? Way,
- 35:06Speaker 1: YEAH i know it, IS i know it, is but
- 35:08Speaker 1: it does feel like it's the girls. SHOW i felt
- 35:11Speaker 1: religion WHEN i wrapped AND i went On. Hiatus i'll say.
- 35:16Speaker 1: It my religion is time Off. Wow AND i think as,
- 35:20Speaker 1: actors because we are such and we are in a
- 35:23Speaker 1: desert of jobs that we are scared to say that
- 35:28Speaker 1: it feels good to take off the hat.
- 35:31Speaker 3: Wow and it feels good to get de looved so that.
- 35:35Speaker 4: Our culture Are american culture working so. Hard by the,
- 35:39Speaker 4: way we should talk about, It Chicago, Pope do you
- 35:44Speaker 4: think this will be good or bad For pope? Movies
- 35:47Speaker 4: Because i'm. SKEPTICAL i worry that A Chicago pope might
- 35:53Speaker 4: take the gravitas away from The pope and there will
- 35:55Speaker 4: be Less pope rolls to go.
- 35:57Speaker 2: Around submitted for the New Chicago pope. Project you, KNOW
- 36:00Speaker 2: i did Untitled Chicago.
- 36:02Speaker 5: POP i, submitted but there was so Much italian beef
- 36:06Speaker 5: THAT i had to eat the audition that not halloo.
- 36:13Speaker 5: RELIGION i after doing The Air pope movies And airporpe,
- 36:19Speaker 5: trilogy The intergalactic, TRILOGY I i we don't even touched
- 36:27Speaker 5: on the. Space it's just leading the question that there
- 36:34Speaker 5: is some sort of thing going on. Inside technically all
- 36:39Speaker 5: my movies are in space.
- 36:43Speaker 2: Football it applies that something's going on in the, galaxy
- 36:48Speaker 2: so they never make it.
- 36:49Speaker 5: There because and here's one THING i don't want to spoil,
- 36:52Speaker 5: it But i'm sure people have seen it. Already the
- 36:55Speaker 5: thing About Air pope is that it can never break
- 36:58Speaker 5: through the. Atmosphere, yeah it can never break the. Atmosphere
- 37:02Speaker 5: there is a Whole reddit theory. Brosis, yes because it's
- 37:05Speaker 5: it's a SIMPLE a three eighty, right as it's just an.
- 37:09Speaker 5: Airbus an airbus is not going to. Space it's not
- 37:12Speaker 5: going to. Space what special commercial that's seven is an
- 37:26Speaker 5: inferior product in an airbus eight three. Eighty i'm.
- 37:30Speaker 4: SORRY i saw some pictures leaked on deadline of you
- 37:34Speaker 4: location scouting the jet propulsion laboratory.
- 37:41Speaker 5: And where are you location scouting?
- 37:43Speaker 4: It are you doing?
- 37:45Speaker 12: That you.
- 37:47Speaker 5: Got in your, costume full costume eating beef, Bacon deadline
- 37:54Speaker 5: just following you. Around, YES i was. Located so the
- 37:57Speaker 5: location that we needed for this will us the locker,
- 38:02Speaker 5: room locker room for The chicago. Fools so we were
- 38:09Speaker 5: looking at their meeting rooms at the jp h okay
- 38:14Speaker 5: and uh.
- 38:18Speaker 7: Authenticity Sorry, reddit Sorry, reddit airpupe is not going to space.
- 38:24Speaker 5: For The chicago. Fools.
- 38:28Speaker 4: Expensive you're in the, industry you know.
- 38:30Speaker 5: That you know that The chicago fools away locker. Room
- 38:32Speaker 5: so the team that is not the nice one that
- 38:34Speaker 5: The chicago fools, have right, like so whoever's playing them
- 38:37Speaker 5: as the away, team it's not as. Nice it's not as.
- 38:39Speaker 7: Nice, well and they're always changing clothes THE jpo whatever
- 38:42Speaker 7: they're doing over. THERE i had an uncle who worked.
- 38:44Speaker 7: There he said he had to bring in three changes
- 38:46Speaker 7: of clothes every. Day, no so many secrets at that.
- 38:48Speaker 7: Place what are they getting on their?
- 38:51Speaker 5: Clothes oh my? God yeah for, ME i prepped for my.
- 38:57Speaker 5: RULE i followed around the pope AND i followed around
- 39:00Speaker 5: some you shadowed the? Pope which which?
- 39:02Speaker 2: POPE? I, Uh benedict the ones that nobody? Liked he
- 39:08Speaker 2: won the quit one of the first poops to. QUIT
- 39:11Speaker 2: i followed him.
- 39:12Speaker 5: Around what is a day in the life Of?
- 39:14Speaker 4: Benedict?
- 39:15Speaker 5: Like that guy is eating non stop pasta. Pasta, yes is.
- 39:23Speaker 2: CYCLICAL i was, like make some, prayers do something on the,
- 39:27Speaker 2: chair make a big statement.
- 39:29Speaker 5: Something make a damn, maker damn.
- 39:32Speaker 2: Prayer this guy is going pasta pesto a. Tony just
- 39:38Speaker 2: jumping from pasta to pasta to pasta to. Pasta not
- 39:41Speaker 2: as interesting as falling around those.
- 39:43Speaker 5: Cops what did you see? There LEGALLY i cannot tell you?
- 39:49Speaker 2: Bad, wow bad they Were they were corrupt bad really
- 39:55Speaker 2: money bad one money.
- 39:58Speaker 7: Money, well you, know this is something THAT i want
- 40:00Speaker 7: to bring up a lot of the. Popes you, know
- 40:03Speaker 7: when you're an actor for the, pope the writer has
- 40:06Speaker 7: some sort of statement about. Religion he's probably making he
- 40:11Speaker 7: has something he's getting off his, chest or she or
- 40:14Speaker 7: they are getting off their. Chest and it's quite, frankly
- 40:18Speaker 7: sometimes a lot to bear and sometimes a lot to.
- 40:21Speaker 4: Be the face of every script is about mummy, issues daddy,
- 40:25Speaker 4: issues or pope.
- 40:26Speaker 2: Issues let's go through each of our. Roles what do
- 40:29Speaker 2: you think the author is trying to stay with your?
- 40:31Speaker 1: Movies you, KNOW i think the author in my movie
- 40:34Speaker 1: our showrunner plot, FACE i think she's saying it's harder
- 40:37Speaker 1: to believe in religion than it is mermaids even are
- 40:42Speaker 1: scarier and harder to put your brain around if you
- 40:47Speaker 1: think about it.
- 40:47Speaker 5: Religion you, KNOW i think your.
- 40:48Speaker 4: Show just has a marketing, problem because that's actually quite.
- 40:51Speaker 4: PROFOUND i think it's very, interesting but it's being portrayed
- 40:55Speaker 4: as some sort of you, Know SpongeBob SquarePants type, situation
- 41:00Speaker 4: and that's all, marketing marketing showing.
- 41:03Speaker 5: How pretty it. IS i think the story behind mine
- 41:07Speaker 5: is you can reach every goal you can. Imagine you
- 41:11Speaker 5: can be a pope in the professional basketball, league but
- 41:14Speaker 5: you'll never make it to. Space and this is a
- 41:18Speaker 5: really it boils down to the male loneliness, epidemic which
- 41:21Speaker 5: we should talk.
- 41:23Speaker 9: About.
- 41:24Speaker 5: Characters let's talk about the male loanes as. ITSELF i
- 41:29Speaker 5: think it's a male loniness, pandemic AND i think we's
- 41:32Speaker 5: the difference for. You we can get a vaccine for,
- 41:34Speaker 5: it and it's. Incredible you catch mal. Loneliness, yes.
- 41:42Speaker 4: Is it airborne or contact skin to skin?
- 41:44Speaker 5: Both is the vaccine a kiss from a?
- 41:47Speaker 4: Girl?
- 41:47Speaker 5: Yes, absolutely love. That wash your groceries this loneliness on.
- 41:55Speaker 5: Them there might be male loneliness on your. Apples you
- 42:03Speaker 5: gotta wash your.
- 42:04Speaker 4: Mask wear a mask so you don't get male lonely toilet.
- 42:07Speaker 5: Paper we're running out of it because of male. Loneliness
- 42:11Speaker 5: wear a mask To buffalo Wild. Wings wear a mask
- 42:14Speaker 5: To Ford. Bar walk into a game stop. Unmasked we'll
- 42:20Speaker 5: make sure your lips are cut out of the mask
- 42:22Speaker 5: so you can kiss a. Girl that's, Right absolutely a little.
- 42:24Speaker 5: Kisshole but keep those lips closed if there's not a girl.
- 42:27Speaker 4: AROUND i just missed a holiday party BECAUSE i took
- 42:30Speaker 4: a male loneliness rapid test AND i was. Positive, NO
- 42:34Speaker 4: i was. LONELY i was. There, oh they they say
- 42:39Speaker 4: it's a it's a. Guy they come to your house
- 42:41Speaker 4: and they say you're, right, man and then if you say,
- 42:43Speaker 4: no then you're male.
- 42:44Speaker 7: Lonely and you know what's so funny is if you
- 42:46Speaker 7: test positive for male, loneliness you are forced to not.
- 42:50Speaker 5: Isolate they want you to get issue, Right they need
- 42:53Speaker 5: you to like a Pac man's. Tournament they take you a. Tournament,
- 42:57Speaker 5: yeah sick lonely male over, there plan plan video games
- 43:02Speaker 5: from fifty years. Ago old old, anyway.
- 43:07Speaker 2: Your show for, ME i think Pop popo is trying
- 43:12Speaker 2: to make a statement that justice can be kind and
- 43:17Speaker 2: justice isn't always, blind and there's a lot of faith
- 43:22Speaker 2: that we have to put into.
- 43:23Speaker 5: Cops whoa.
- 43:27Speaker 13: More one more line and let it rhyme with the
- 43:29Speaker 13: aa the which one you have a more? Aa b b, Oh,
- 43:34Speaker 13: yes and there's a lot of faith we have to.
- 43:40Speaker 5: Make sure we mop.
- 43:41Speaker 12: Up, no that's the wrong. Rhymes AND i don't even
- 43:46Speaker 12: pick up on WHAT i was doing a. Couple, yeah
- 43:50Speaker 12: that's more of a.
- 43:52Speaker 5: LIMERICK i would, say it's.
- 43:53Speaker 7: Interesting do we think maybe the popes are the cops
- 43:56Speaker 7: of religion or, no, Cardinals, no, really but.
- 44:00Speaker 5: Pope would BE i guess the detective of.
- 44:02Speaker 3: Religion i'd Say christians are the cops of, religion.
- 44:05Speaker 5: Cardinals, bishops, bishops the. Cops so what's the? Pope The
- 44:09Speaker 5: president of, Religion president Of? Religion who Is? Ice? Ice the?
- 44:15Speaker 5: Deacons what about homeland? Security the? Gestic?
- 44:22Speaker 4: Yeah what about The department Of?
- 44:24Speaker 5: Parks department Of. Parks oh that's the. Nuns, yes that's the.
- 44:29Speaker 5: Duns what.
- 44:32Speaker 4: Do you have any do? You did you okay when
- 44:35Speaker 4: you were in your?
- 44:36Speaker 5: Movies did You?
- 44:39Speaker 4: Suddenly i'm so, sorry so, Cozy i'm in. Character i'm
- 44:44Speaker 4: working out for the. Sequel, Well Cozy pope to To
- 44:49Speaker 4: Cozy pope, too too cozy to. Prey and it's ABOUT
- 44:54Speaker 4: i go off in An airbnb a little bit for
- 44:57Speaker 4: a little, while AND i get so warm and toasty
- 45:01Speaker 4: behind the, fire AND i hold a big mug and
- 45:05Speaker 4: my goal is to smile as much as possible and
- 45:10Speaker 4: listen to as much freeform jazz AS i.
- 45:13Speaker 5: Can and it's it's really.
- 45:16Speaker 4: A gripping, story and it's it's It's i'm really really
- 45:20Speaker 4: excited for. It about four theaters are going to play,
- 45:23Speaker 4: it and we're going to have a, big big year
- 45:27Speaker 4: in twenty twenty. Six and there's a nun in this,
- 45:29Speaker 4: one and she's.
- 45:30Speaker 5: Hot whoa she's who is it played By.
- 45:33Speaker 4: It's played by none by, None Sydney. Sweetey, oh she's
- 45:39Speaker 4: done that. Before it's not sister An sidney.
- 45:46Speaker 5: Sweety. Wow that sounds, amazing So i'm very. Excited did
- 45:52Speaker 5: people treat you differently when you wore the pope outfit on?
- 45:54Speaker 5: Set were you noticing that it's as powerful and confessing to?
- 45:58Speaker 7: Me?
- 45:59Speaker 5: Really? Yes what were they? Saying?
- 46:02Speaker 2: Bad?
- 46:03Speaker 5: Bad bad? Things they were calling you?
- 46:06Speaker 2: Bad maybe they were some of them were confessing That
- 46:09Speaker 2: i'm bad. Bad they called, director came, between confessed THAT
- 46:19Speaker 2: i was ruining the.
- 46:20Speaker 5: Show.
- 46:20Speaker 4: Wow, confession, Confession this is a Classic confessionally they have
- 46:25Speaker 4: last man at the lunch, line at the catering.
- 46:27Speaker 1: LINE i WOULD i wouldn't even be there for that.
- 46:30Speaker 1: Long my call time is later in the. DAY i
- 46:32Speaker 1: get in the suit and they call lunch and they'd
- 46:35Speaker 1: go first, man and they'd always me go.
- 46:37Speaker 5: First and that felt. Wrong first.
- 46:39Speaker 4: Man did you guys ever use the hat to get
- 46:43Speaker 4: discounts At? Porthos what did you do in The we've
- 46:55Speaker 4: got to hear about.
- 46:56Speaker 1: It okayordos and, Pussy, okay pussy, First, porto.
- 47:03Speaker 5: Second guama and. Cheese anyone, legend then pussy.
- 47:13Speaker 7: Code, pussy what the hell leg, cone pussy with, milk
- 47:19Speaker 7: and pussy.
- 47:23Speaker 4: Milk pussy and.
- 47:28Speaker 5: The line for pussy is so long it's, crazy but
- 47:31Speaker 5: it moves. Fast everyone knows what they. Want if you
- 47:36Speaker 5: just going to pussy from the hot, bar you're. Fine
- 47:39Speaker 5: if you actually want to pussy off the, menu it
- 47:41Speaker 5: takes for the hot bars that, is who knows how
- 47:44Speaker 5: long it's been. Sitting he's been sitting out. Here and
- 47:46Speaker 5: that's WHY i won't use the app, either because if
- 47:48Speaker 5: they make it fast on the, APP i do the
- 47:50Speaker 5: mobile pussy apps and that's much. Easier But pussy Hot,
- 47:54Speaker 5: BAR i don't trust it as far AS i can throw.
- 47:56Speaker 7: It use the app If i'm, close IF i order
- 47:58Speaker 7: it by the TIME i get that the pussy ice
- 48:00Speaker 7: cold postmade.
- 48:02Speaker 4: PUSSY i know it's bad for the. Restaurant it takes
- 48:05Speaker 4: a cut from the, pussy but it's.
- 48:07Speaker 5: Convenient pushmaid is. GOOD i use pussmade a lot these
- 48:13Speaker 5: ghost pussy. Kitchens oh.
- 48:16Speaker 4: Pussy gum bro.
- 48:19Speaker 5: TIME i found the hair absolutely.
- 48:25Speaker 4: Crazy, no only brick and mortar pussy for?
- 48:28Speaker 7: Me what did he find out that it's the same
- 48:30Speaker 7: pussy from seven other locations in the same.
- 48:33Speaker 5: Location how do you guys feel about do you think
- 48:35Speaker 5: it's a moral? Quandary we're all play. Popes do you
- 48:37Speaker 5: think it's a moral quandary when you order from Puss
- 48:39Speaker 5: maates when it's, raining, like do you tip? EXTRA i
- 48:43Speaker 5: feel all? WET i hate. THAT i simply. Hate was
- 48:55Speaker 5: on a bike like pussy's, wet.
- 49:01Speaker 1: Dusy, sweat and so is my Driver and Now i'm
- 49:06Speaker 1: tipping in for the.
- 49:07Speaker 4: Pussy and My i'm only cooking now, lately So i'm
- 49:11Speaker 4: ordering off instapus.
- 49:14Speaker 5: Ingredients that's.
- 49:15Speaker 7: Nice and make sure they send me a picture when
- 49:18Speaker 7: it's there outside my.
- 49:20Speaker 4: Door i'd rather wet than.
- 49:22Speaker 14: Dry i'll say, That oh my, god have you ever
- 49:25Speaker 14: reached for the pussy and someone's taking a picture as
- 49:27Speaker 14: they're leaving the show that's been? Delivered you show up
- 49:29Speaker 14: in the picture later THERE i am holding my pussy
- 49:32Speaker 14: looking like an. Idiot SOMETIMES i pose with my.
- 49:36Speaker 5: Pussy way back to pope. Stuff that's so. Cool we go.
- 49:42Speaker 15: Cool we did all that in these, hats specifically Ap
- 49:51Speaker 15: my uncle's gonna love.
- 49:52Speaker 4: This woman's, saying do you have any other court cases coming?
- 49:57Speaker 4: UP i know you're representing.
- 49:58Speaker 5: Yourself, YES I i'm trying to currently get out of
- 50:01Speaker 5: doing Their pope, five you don't want to do, It
- 50:06Speaker 5: Big Mama's vatican is what it's gonna. Be that sounds so.
- 50:10Speaker 5: Good they want it's it's it's after so you. Know
- 50:14Speaker 5: in four is WHEN i said back to poping, FIVE
- 50:19Speaker 5: i gave it up. Again BUT i became a police
- 50:22Speaker 5: officer AND i had to go under cover as a
- 50:25Speaker 5: woman who lives at The. Vatican, Yes big and she
- 50:33Speaker 5: just lives.
- 50:33Speaker 4: There she just walks.
- 50:35Speaker 5: Around what does the movie explain her? Existence she got
- 50:39Speaker 5: kidnapped AND i am not feeling it for, her so
- 50:42Speaker 5: nobody knows that she's, gone and she just lives there
- 50:44Speaker 5: already already even know The pope is the, CITY i
- 50:47Speaker 5: mean The vaticans, city his own. Country she's just a.
- 50:51Speaker 5: Resident the Fifth, well nobody lives In. Vatican it's just the,
- 50:55Speaker 5: church just.
- 50:56Speaker 16: The church she, Does Big mama. DOES i loved her
- 51:02Speaker 16: walking around the funeral in that big. BATHROOM i love
- 51:06Speaker 16: the oven. On, YEAH i mean it's you don't want
- 51:12Speaker 16: to do. That why there's smoke coming?
- 51:14Speaker 5: Out put that fire out to put that.
- 51:19Speaker 7: Who was the?
- 51:20Speaker 5: Mystery Big Big mama gets on the, plane but she
- 51:32Speaker 5: needs two seat. Belts that feels how? Dated that feels?
- 51:37Speaker 5: Outdated why she's mystery the feature of the. Movie he
- 51:46Speaker 5: joke of the. Movie that's not even a. PLATFORM i
- 51:49Speaker 5: think that's just the kind of an opening. Scene so
- 51:52Speaker 5: she's on the. Plane what mystery she tried to solve
- 51:55Speaker 5: A vatican trying to figure out why she needs two seat.
- 51:57Speaker 5: Belts why she's you need to and you have to
- 52:01Speaker 5: buy an extra. Seat so she, SAID i got to do.
- 52:04Speaker 5: That you kidnap, her become her somebody else to. Cop
- 52:12Speaker 5: somebody else, kidnapps And i'm a, cop AND i have
- 52:14Speaker 5: to dress like her figure out why she needs to coming.
- 52:22Speaker 5: From but then you're not trying to figure out where she,
- 52:25Speaker 5: went you. Know, NO i love it she was.
- 52:29Speaker 1: Kidnapped it's a shame you don't want to do the,
- 52:31Speaker 1: movie and now you're in the court case because you
- 52:33Speaker 1: don't want to do.
- 52:34Speaker 5: THAT i don't want to do. IT i MEAN i
- 52:35Speaker 5: love the end of the, strip beautiful. MOVIE i want
- 52:38Speaker 5: to keep when she comes back to be draggled Like
- 52:40Speaker 5: i've been. KIDDING i figured out why you need to
- 52:43Speaker 5: seat it's because the seatbelts are, small smaller than you.
- 52:49Speaker 5: Out what a beautiful, message what a beautiful, comic.
- 52:55Speaker 4: What a, beautiful beautiful.
- 52:56Speaker 5: Fight you should do. IT i don't want to do.
- 52:59Speaker 5: THAT i want to keep. Money SO i mean you're.
- 53:03Speaker 4: You're you're holding onto the money in your. Contract you're
- 53:05Speaker 4: not relinquishing it a civil suit.
- 53:08Speaker 5: Basically, well AND i wish you good luck in defending.
- 53:12Speaker 5: Yourself thank you so. Much, ABSOLUTELY i wish all of
- 53:15Speaker 5: you good luck in every.
- 53:18Speaker 1: STEP i think it is hard to get out of
- 53:21Speaker 1: the pope stereotype. BUBBLE i had an audition for a
- 53:25Speaker 1: state farm commercial and they just were, like it's too
- 53:29Speaker 1: it's too.
- 53:29Speaker 5: Religious of course to the current. Co so you're going
- 53:32Speaker 5: out for this for commercials as.
- 53:34Speaker 7: Well there's a pope magic that kind of kind of
- 53:37Speaker 7: gets sprinkled on you and you can't shake.
- 53:39Speaker 5: It pope, Resting pope face, rest can't shake the.
- 53:43Speaker 4: Cameo people come running because they're, like will you please
- 53:47Speaker 4: put on the pope pad and do cameos literally every.
- 53:50Speaker 5: Day of my. Life, yeah but our cameos are.
- 53:52Speaker 7: Different it's, like please absolve me of my, sins and it's, like,
- 53:54Speaker 7: No i'll tell you happy.
- 53:56Speaker 5: Birthday. Eric, Yeah i'm. Not i'm not getting rid of
- 53:59Speaker 5: your guilt for person while you were drunk in your. Car,
- 54:03Speaker 5: NO i can't do that Over. Cameo, yes cameos stand
- 54:06Speaker 5: in and.
- 54:06Speaker 11: Go this is.
- 54:07Speaker 1: Inappropriate, Yes cameo help, Us cameo, Help, cameo help The.
- 54:13Speaker 4: Pope i'm not qualified to absolve these people of. Sin
- 54:17Speaker 4: some of them have been doing some bad. Stuff i'm
- 54:19Speaker 4: qualified to wish them happy. Birthday, sure, yes do, Something cameo, Please.
- 54:25Speaker 5: BUT i hope everyone can work on some other. Things
- 54:28Speaker 5: what Other what does everyone have coming up? Next Pop?
- 54:31Speaker 4: Pope, Well i've become really good friends With Bonnie bear
- 54:35Speaker 4: and we're working on a sequel To Skinny love Called
- 54:38Speaker 4: skinny The.
- 54:39Speaker 5: Song it's a sequel to a Song Skinny. Love you think. Positivity,
- 54:48Speaker 5: no we see.
- 54:49Speaker 4: The time turning a different direction and we are. LEADING i,
- 54:55Speaker 4: mean we're leading into the ozempic era and we are
- 55:00Speaker 4: putting Out Skinnier, love a novel. Song, Wow.
- 55:06Speaker 5: Big Mama's, House Big Mama's vatican. Seven that's gonna be.
- 55:12Speaker 12: Is.
- 55:12Speaker 5: Five but it's getting, Great brint and doing it. Already
- 55:19Speaker 5: it's going to take is already gone to the Skin
- 55:25Speaker 5: AND i want to work out this AND i hope
- 55:26Speaker 5: it doesn't take too.
- 55:27Speaker 7: Long the Your pope is now a big, mama but
- 55:32Speaker 7: then takes soific so it's now.
- 55:34Speaker 5: Skinny so so now has to wear not a fact
- 55:40Speaker 5: double the inside is she kidnapped together.
- 55:46Speaker 11: And what is?
- 55:47Speaker 5: Happening so she's wondering why they say you need an
- 55:51Speaker 5: extra seat belt on the plane because she's, Like i'm
- 55:54Speaker 5: skinny now and they still need a. Second so she
- 55:59Speaker 5: was kidnapped after she got, skinny, yes because but then
- 56:03Speaker 5: she slips out of the, handcuffs so she's. Fine so
- 56:11Speaker 5: again that, point that's just a feature of. Facility she
- 56:19Speaker 5: slipped out of the handcuffs and now nobody knows what she.
- 56:21Speaker 5: Is so Air pope has to come back and fly
- 56:23Speaker 5: around the world in his. Airbus, yeah but fuel prices
- 56:28Speaker 5: have gone through the, okay, yeah yeah for the. Plane
- 56:35Speaker 5: fuel prices have gone through the. Roof Air pope doesn't
- 56:37Speaker 5: have this money, anymore so he has to come out
- 56:39Speaker 5: of retirement and go back to The national Inter Galactic.
- 56:43Speaker 2: Basketball really tired all the, movies you, said air it
- 56:47Speaker 2: feels like a more this movie and you're trying to
- 56:50Speaker 2: get out of.
- 56:50Speaker 5: Fire you are you committed to? Seven i'm doing seven
- 57:00Speaker 5: BECAUSE i love the plot of. This it's actually the clearest.
- 57:02Speaker 4: Plot that's the clearest.
- 57:06Speaker 5: Plot airport was to fly. Around so it's weird that
- 57:12Speaker 5: that one captured your. Heart oh my, god it's a
- 57:15Speaker 5: beautiful story beating The. Pope do you guys have any
- 57:19Speaker 5: messages for the listeners playing The? Pope? Now maybe a
- 57:23Speaker 5: good thing you can leave with, them you, know just
- 57:25Speaker 5: to really capture what young actors playing the? Pope, yes,
- 57:29Speaker 5: yes give yourself.
- 57:30Speaker 17: Artist artists and artists artist as the. Question, now that's
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- 57:40Speaker 17: Carl hell yeah and.
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