Latest / Daily Classic Sci Fi Books / 19 - Baron Trump's Marvellous Underground Journey - Ingersoll Lockwood
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Chapter nineteen begins with something about the little sodopsys, but
- 0:06Speaker 1: branches off on another subject, to wit the silent song
- 0:09Speaker 1: of singing fingers. The fair maid of the city of Silver,
- 0:14Speaker 1: Beryl Brow, is kind enough to enlighten me on a
- 0:16Speaker 1: second point, and he takes occasion to pay Vulgar a
- 0:19Speaker 1: very high compliment, which of course he deserved. The longer
- 0:24Speaker 1: I stayed among the pseudopses, the more did I become
- 0:27Speaker 1: convinced that they were the happiest, the lightest hearted, the
- 0:30Speaker 1: most contented human beings that I had met in all
- 0:33Speaker 1: my travels. If it were possible for the links of
- 0:36Speaker 1: a long chain suspended over a chasm to be living,
- 0:39Speaker 1: thinking beans for a short while, it seems to me
- 0:43Speaker 1: they would hang together in the most perfect accord, for
- 0:46Speaker 1: each link would discover that he was no better than
- 0:48Speaker 1: his neighbor, and that the welfare of all the other
- 0:52Speaker 1: links depended upon him in his upon theirs. So it
- 0:56Speaker 1: was with the former folk, having no sense of sight,
- 0:59Speaker 1: they do no such thing as envy, and all hands
- 1:03Speaker 1: were alike when reached out for a greeting. I was
- 1:06Speaker 1: amazed at times to see how they could feel my
- 1:08Speaker 1: approach When I would be ten or fifteen feet away
- 1:11Speaker 1: from them, and I often amused myself by trying to
- 1:14Speaker 1: steal by one of them in the street, But no,
- 1:17Speaker 1: it was impossible. A hand would invariably be held out
- 1:20Speaker 1: for a greeting. Little by little they got over their
- 1:23Speaker 1: distrust of me and made up their minds that I
- 1:25Speaker 1: had told them the truth when I said that no
- 1:28Speaker 1: dancing inspect was forever following at my heels. One of
- 1:31Speaker 1: the most interesting sights was to see a group of
- 1:34Speaker 1: Sudopsy children at play, building houses with silver blocks, or
- 1:38Speaker 1: playing a game very much like our dominoes. I noticed
- 1:41Speaker 1: that they kept no tally such wonderful memories had they
- 1:45Speaker 1: that it was quite unnecessary. At first, the children were
- 1:48Speaker 1: so frightened upon feeling of me that they fled with
- 1:51Speaker 1: terror pictured upon their little faces. Their parents explained to
- 1:55Speaker 1: me that I made very much the same impression upon
- 1:57Speaker 1: them as if I should feel of a person who
- 2:00Speaker 1: skin was as rough as a sea urchin's. When at
- 2:03Speaker 1: last I succeeded in coaxing several of them to my side,
- 2:07Speaker 1: I was astounded to see one little fellow, who had
- 2:09Speaker 1: by chance pressed his tiny hand against my watch pocket,
- 2:13Speaker 1: sprang away from me, terror stricken, he had felt it ticked,
- 2:17Speaker 1: and didn't stop running until he had reached his mother's side.
- 2:21Speaker 1: His wonderful tail that the little baron carried some strange
- 2:24Speaker 1: animal round his pocket soon caused a crowd to collect
- 2:27Speaker 1: about me, and it was some time before I could
- 2:29Speaker 1: persuade even the parents that the watch was not alive,
- 2:32Speaker 1: and that it was not the little animal's heart which
- 2:35Speaker 1: they felt beating. On one occasion, when a little soodopsy
- 2:38Speaker 1: was sitting on my lap, with its tiny arm twined
- 2:41Speaker 1: affectionately around my neck, I happened to make some remark
- 2:45Speaker 1: to Bulger, when, to my amazement, the child sprang out
- 2:48Speaker 1: of my arms and darted away, with a look of
- 2:50Speaker 1: terror upon his little face. What had I done to him? Why?
- 2:55Speaker 1: It seems that by the merest chance, his tiny hand
- 2:58Speaker 1: had been pressed against my throat, and that he had
- 3:00Speaker 1: been terrified by feeling the strange vibration caused by my voice. Immediately,
- 3:05Speaker 1: the report was spread about that the little baron carried
- 3:08Speaker 1: another little baron around in his throat, that any one
- 3:11Speaker 1: could feel him if I would only consent. It took
- 3:15Speaker 1: me a long while to convince them that what they
- 3:18Speaker 1: felt was not another little baron, but merely the vibration
- 3:22Speaker 1: caused by my expelling my breath in a way peculiar
- 3:25Speaker 1: to the people of the upper world. But all the same,
- 3:28Speaker 1: I was obliged to say many hundreds of useless things
- 3:32Speaker 1: to Bulgar in order to give their little hands a
- 3:34Speaker 1: chance to feel something so wonderful. From the little I
- 3:38Speaker 1: have told you about the names of the former folk,
- 3:41Speaker 1: dear friends, you have no doubt understood that their names
- 3:44Speaker 1: took their rise from some physical quality, defect or peculiarity.
- 3:49Speaker 1: Besides the names I have already mentioned, I remember sharp chin,
- 3:53Speaker 1: long nose, silk ears, smooth palms, big knuckle, nail off,
- 3:59Speaker 1: hammer fist, soft touch, hole in cheek or hole in chin, dimple,
- 4:06Speaker 1: crooked hair, cowlic and so on and so on. But
- 4:09Speaker 1: to my amazement, one day, when asking the name of
- 4:12Speaker 1: a young girl whose long and delicate fingers had attracted
- 4:15Speaker 1: my attention, I was informed that her name was singing fingers,
- 4:19Speaker 1: or possibly I might translate it music fingers. I had
- 4:23Speaker 1: noticed that thus Pseudopsis had some idea of music, for
- 4:26Speaker 1: the children often amused themselves dancing, and while so engaged
- 4:30Speaker 1: beat time with their finger tips on each other's cheeks
- 4:32Speaker 1: or foreheads. But I was completely in the dark as
- 4:35Speaker 1: to what they meant by singing fingers, or why the
- 4:38Speaker 1: young girls should have been so named. Hence I was
- 4:41Speaker 1: greatly pleased to hear the maiden's mother ask me whether
- 4:44Speaker 1: I would like to feel one of her daughter's songs,
- 4:46Speaker 1: as she termed it. Upon my acquiescing, the mother approached
- 4:49Speaker 1: me and proceeded to roll up the sleeves of my
- 4:52Speaker 1: coat until she had laid my arms bare to the elbow.
- 4:55Speaker 1: Then she took my arms and clasped them across my breast,
- 4:59Speaker 1: one above the other. Bulger watched this proceeding with somewhat
- 5:03Speaker 1: of displeasure in his eyes. He had half an idea
- 5:06Speaker 1: that these silent people might play some hurtful trick upon
- 5:09Speaker 1: his little master, But my smile soon disarmed his suspicion.
- 5:14Speaker 1: Singing fingers now drew near, and as her sweet face,
- 5:17Speaker 1: with its sightless eyes, turned full upon me, I could
- 5:20Speaker 1: hardly keep back the tears. And yet why grieve for
- 5:23Speaker 1: any one who seemed to be so perfectly happy? A
- 5:26Speaker 1: smile played around her dainty little mouth, disclosing her tiny,
- 5:31Speaker 1: silvery white teeth like so many real pearls, and her
- 5:34Speaker 1: bosom rose and fell quickly, sending forth a faint breathing sound.
- 5:39Speaker 1: She looked so like a radiant child of some of
- 5:42Speaker 1: the world, that before I thought, I cried out, speak, oh, speak,
- 5:47Speaker 1: beautiful child. In an instant she drew back, affrightened, for
- 5:51Speaker 1: the sudden vibration of the air had startled her. But
- 5:54Speaker 1: I reached out and touched her hand to give her
- 5:56Speaker 1: to understand that she need fear nothing. And then she
- 5:59Speaker 1: drew near to me again. Suddenly her beautiful hands, with
- 6:02Speaker 1: their long, frailed, delicate fingers, were lifted into the air,
- 6:06Speaker 1: and she began to sway her body and to wave
- 6:08Speaker 1: her hands in gentle and graceful motions, as if keeping
- 6:12Speaker 1: time with some music. Gradually she drew nearer to me,
- 6:16Speaker 1: and ever and anon her silken finger tips touched my
- 6:19Speaker 1: hands or arms as if they were a keyboard, and
- 6:23Speaker 1: she was about to begin to execute a soft and
- 6:26Speaker 1: dainty bit of music. I noticed that her fingers had
- 6:30Speaker 1: some delightful perfume upon them. Now, fast and faster, the
- 6:34Speaker 1: gentle taps rain upon me with rhythmic regularity. They soothed me,
- 6:39Speaker 1: they thrilled me, They reached my heart, as if they
- 6:42Speaker 1: were the sweet notes of a flute or the soft
- 6:45Speaker 1: tones of a singer's voice. The maiden is really singing
- 6:49Speaker 1: to me. It seems to me that I can understand
- 6:52Speaker 1: what she is saying, or rather thinking, as her dainty
- 6:56Speaker 1: finger tips fairly fly hither and thither, and I can
- 6:59Speaker 1: hear her low breathing grow louder and louder. Suddenly she
- 7:03Speaker 1: leaves my hands and arms, and I feel her gentle
- 7:05Speaker 1: tapping on my cheeks and brow so gently, oh so gently,
- 7:10Speaker 1: and soothingly her fingers touch me that at last they
- 7:13Speaker 1: feel like rose leaves dragged across my face. The sensation
- 7:18Speaker 1: is so delightful, so like the soft touch of sleep
- 7:21Speaker 1: to weary eyes, that I drop off in good earnest.
- 7:25Speaker 1: And when after a moment or so I opened my eyes,
- 7:28Speaker 1: there sat the smiling form of folk waiting for me
- 7:30Speaker 1: to awake. And there stood the radiant visage, singing fingers
- 7:34Speaker 1: in front of me, childlike waiting to be commended. And
- 7:38Speaker 1: so you see, dear friends, that it is not so
- 7:41Speaker 1: hard to be happy after all, if you only set
- 7:44Speaker 1: about it in the right way. The former folk seemed
- 7:47Speaker 1: to have set about it in the right way. Judging
- 7:50Speaker 1: by results, and they are the only things we have
- 7:52Speaker 1: to judge by. Some men will fish all day and
- 7:56Speaker 1: not have a bite, and some people will try their
- 7:59Speaker 1: whole lives to catch happiness and not get any more
- 8:02Speaker 1: than a nibble. They don't use the right kind of fate.
- 8:05Speaker 1: Let him try a kind act, a live one. There
- 8:08Speaker 1: was something I wanted to ask of the learned barrel brow,
- 8:11Speaker 1: So the next call I made on him, I put
- 8:13Speaker 1: this question to him, is it possible, learned master, that
- 8:18Speaker 1: thy people have absolutely no guide, no overseer, no rulers.
- 8:23Speaker 1: The great scholar of the former folks seized reading the
- 8:26Speaker 1: four books which lay opened before him, one under each
- 8:29Speaker 1: hand and one under each foot, as I handed him
- 8:32Speaker 1: my silver tablet, Little baron was his reply. If there
- 8:37Speaker 1: were only a bramble bush big enough for all you
- 8:40Speaker 1: people of the upper world to jump into, and if
- 8:43Speaker 1: you could only get rid of your ears, too, you
- 8:46Speaker 1: would soon be rid of your rulers, who oppress you,
- 8:48Speaker 1: who prey upon you, For no one would have any
- 8:51Speaker 1: desire to be a ruler if there was no one
- 8:54Speaker 1: left to look at him, and if he couldn't hear
- 8:56Speaker 1: what the flatterers said about him, vanity is the soil
- 9:00Speaker 1: that rulers spring from, as the mushrooms spring from the
- 9:04Speaker 1: rich loam of our dark caverns. They pretend that it
- 9:07Speaker 1: is the exercise of power that they are so fond of.
- 9:11Speaker 1: Believe them not, it is the gratification of their vanity,
- 9:15Speaker 1: and nothing else. If it were only in thy power
- 9:19Speaker 1: to say to every man who itched to be a ruler,
- 9:22Speaker 1: will and good brother a ruler, thou shalt be, but
- 9:26Speaker 1: bear in mind, weak man, that when thou hast on
- 9:29Speaker 1: thy gaudy uniform and mounted thy gaily caparison steed, when
- 9:33Speaker 1: thou ridest at the head of troop and cavalcade, with
- 9:36Speaker 1: ten thousand armed men following thee on foot as slaves
- 9:40Speaker 1: their master, and the plaudits of the foolish multitude rend
- 9:44Speaker 1: the air, no eye shall witness the splendor of thy triumph.
- 9:48Speaker 1: No ear catch a sound of the deafening cheers. Take
- 9:51Speaker 1: my word for it, little Baron, No one would want
- 9:54Speaker 1: to be a ruler any more. Where there are no rulers,
- 9:58Speaker 1: Little Baron, continue the learned barrel brow, there can be
- 10:02Speaker 1: no followers. Where there are no followers, there will be
- 10:06Speaker 1: no quarreling. When it becomes necessary in our nation, we
- 10:10Speaker 1: form the Great Circle for deliberation. Each man writes out
- 10:14Speaker 1: what he thinks on his tablet. Then the opinions are
- 10:17Speaker 1: read and counted, and the majority rules. But we form
- 10:20Speaker 1: the great circle only in times of urgent need. Generally speaking,
- 10:25Speaker 1: the smaller circles answer all the purposes. In fact, the
- 10:28Speaker 1: family circle is in most cases quite sufficient. I touched
- 10:33Speaker 1: first barrel Brow's heart in token of my gratitude for
- 10:36Speaker 1: the many things which he had taught me, and then
- 10:38Speaker 1: the back of his head to bid him good night.
- 10:40Speaker 1: You may imagine his and my delight, dear friends, when
- 10:44Speaker 1: the wise bulgar raised himself on his hind legs and
- 10:47Speaker 1: with his right paw also thank the learned barrel Brow,
- 10:51Speaker 1: and then bade him good night by a light tap
- 10:53Speaker 1: on the back of his head. Fortunate, the traveler, wrote,
- 10:57Speaker 1: the learned pseudopsy, attended by so wise and watchful a companion. True,
- 11:03Speaker 1: like a child, he goes on all fours, but by
- 11:06Speaker 1: so doing he brings his heart and his brains on
- 11:08Speaker 1: the same level. The only way for a man to
- 11:11Speaker 1: wear them if he would do his fellow creatures any good.
- 11:14Speaker 1: The trouble with thy people in the upper world. Little
- 11:17Speaker 1: Baron is that they think too much. They clasp minds
- 11:21Speaker 1: instead of clasping hands. They send messengers with gifts instead
- 11:26Speaker 1: of giving themselves. They hire people to dance for them,
- 11:30Speaker 1: to sing for them, to be merry for them. They
- 11:33Speaker 1: will not be satisfied until they have hired people to
- 11:36Speaker 1: help them. Be sorry to whom they may say, my
- 11:39Speaker 1: friend is dead, I loved him. Weep three whole days
- 11:43Speaker 1: for him. End Chapter nineteen