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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Bad news for Dak, Mets COVID mistake, NBA Top 10 List WITHOUT LeBron · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, here we go episode two to Folly and
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  Speaker 1: Tony Spousco podcast has always Folly Fousto Here with Tony Spousco. Tony,
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  Speaker 1: how you're doing. I'm feeling good. You know, we got
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  Speaker 1: a lot of positive feedback. The numbers were huge. I'm
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  Speaker 1: feeling very good now. You know, Also, you gotta subscribe.
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  Speaker 1: loyalty to the show because obviously we've got a lot
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  Speaker 1: of momentum going. You know, two episodes in you can
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  Speaker 1: see we're already heading for about So anyway, Tony Big
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  Speaker 1: show today, Mets coming down with coronavirus. We all saw
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  Speaker 1: it coming. But you know, everybody's got the story all wrong,
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  Speaker 1: and we're gonna tell you why. And then finally, you know,
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  Speaker 1: we got a confession to make. You're not You're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna like it. You're not gonna like it. We were
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  Speaker 1: gonna apologize in advance. But you know, let's get into
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  Speaker 1: this because we got a top story, top story, Dak
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  Speaker 1: Press God in the news again because the Cowboys are
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  Speaker 1: restructuring Tyron Smith contract to clear cap space for Dak.
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  Speaker 1: You know, to me, that's like saving room in your
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  Speaker 1: stomach so you can eat a pilot. Turn Tony your thoughts.
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  Speaker 1: I think this is a huge mistake that they're doing.
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  Speaker 1: They made a big mistake in two sixteen with Tony
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  Speaker 1: Romo letting him go and he guess what, they're making
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  Speaker 1: another mistake in twenty with this Dak Prescott impasta. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: So just to show you, because you know, we know
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people out there, you know, they think, oh,
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  Speaker 1: because we're from Philly and we're Eagles fans, you know,
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  Speaker 1: and you know we hosted that show in Philly for
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  Speaker 1: years that oh, we're just bagging on Dak Prescott. But
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  Speaker 1: that's not true. We're gonna show you stats and you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna see what quarterback Dak compares to it. I'm telling
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  Speaker 1: you you're you're not gonna believe this, and then you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna believe it. It's a second we came up with.
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  Speaker 1: It's called blind resume. Okay, Tony, explain how this works.
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  Speaker 1: So basically, in blind resume, I'll give you Dax numbers
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  Speaker 1: and then you have to guess which other quarterback they
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  Speaker 1: are most comparable to. And remember these are the stats.
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  Speaker 1: We're not tweaking knees at all. We're giving them to
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  Speaker 1: you straight. So we're gonna take a look at DAX stats. Now,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people make the mistake of using daxteen stats.
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  Speaker 1: But you can't do that because you know, there was
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  Speaker 1: COVID nineteen. That's why they call it COVID nineteen because
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  Speaker 1: it started coming out in So you have to throw
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  Speaker 1: those numbers out and you have to look at the
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  Speaker 1: seventeen season. Okay, Now, look he had twenty two touchdowns. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: but then he had thirteen interceptions, not good, Mr Prescott.
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  Speaker 1: And then look at this, only two hundred eight yards passing,
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  Speaker 1: big game. And just to put that into perspective, you know,
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  Speaker 1: me and Paulie we used to have two eight yards
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  Speaker 1: when we would play in one quarter in the Peewee League. So, PAULI,
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  Speaker 1: what quarterback has comparable stats to Dak Prescott? You know,
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  Speaker 1: obviously out of the gate, you gotta go Mr r Whisky.
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  Speaker 1: That's a very good guess. But you know Mr Whisky
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  Speaker 1: was actually much better than Mr Prescott, So guess again,
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  Speaker 1: Kyle Lewton. Nope, you would be wrong. Kyle low and
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  Speaker 1: actually much better statistically, especially when he was with the Bills. Interesting, alright,
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  Speaker 1: Bruce Trodkowski then you know Krodkowski. Actually, that's a good guess.
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  Speaker 1: He was good down in Tampa, much better than Dak Prescott. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Bobby Bristo worse, Mike Donzac worse. You know, you gotta go.
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  Speaker 1: Bobby Herbert. Nope, you were close. You know, Bobby Herbert
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  Speaker 1: with the Saints was pretty good. Nope, the blind comparison,
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  Speaker 1: that's very accurate. Brown's quarterback Tim Couch, who also throw
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  Speaker 1: for thirteen interceptions on his way to a two and twelve,
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  Speaker 1: sees a lot of sense there. The numbers don't lie.
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  Speaker 1: And just to show you everybody, just it just works
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  Speaker 1: both ways. Because look, let's look at Corson Wentz. Let's
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  Speaker 1: do bind blind resume. I'm gonna ask you, Tonty throw
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  Speaker 1: it right back at you. I looked up his stats,
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  Speaker 1: you know, in which is the year you gotta go
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  Speaker 1: with for costume Wentz, he had a completion percentage of
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  Speaker 1: sixty nine point six. So I want to ask you
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  Speaker 1: what other quarterback in a season that good? Come on,
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  Speaker 1: let's see Aaron Rodgers Nope, never had it. Wow? Okay, Uh,
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  Speaker 1: Peyton Manning not good enough? Wow? Uh, Joe Montana, You're close.
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  Speaker 1: It's actually Drew Brees, Joe Montana, and Terry Bradshaw combined.
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  Speaker 1: Then you get the completion percentage of cost and went
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  Speaker 1: So you see, you see everybody, I know you told
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  Speaker 1: me not it's interrupt, But yeah, we did that segment.
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  Speaker 1: What was that? What was that? Who was that? Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: that's our producer, Jay New producer interrupted the floor show.
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  Speaker 1: We had this problem when we were on it, too, Am,
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  Speaker 1: and we went over to the other network, the mainstream media.
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  Speaker 1: We gotta keep moving here. So let's get into a
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  Speaker 1: big story at a baseball and as we said, we
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  Speaker 1: all saw this coming two of the Mets coming down
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  Speaker 1: with coronavirus. Now a lot of people are gonna look
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  Speaker 1: at this and say, you know, Mets ship organization, big
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  Speaker 1: fucking mistake. We all saw this, you know. But there's
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  Speaker 1: more to this story. And if you look at what
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  Speaker 1: the Phillies did, Look at what the Phillies did. Who
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  Speaker 1: got coronavirus the earliest in Major League Baseball county? Who
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  Speaker 1: it was? The Phillies. And you know, I gotta say,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta say Joe Girardi kind of Virginius smart because
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  Speaker 1: what he's doing is he's thinking ahead. He's saying let's
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  Speaker 1: get the coronavirus now, get sick now and then and
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  Speaker 1: then we'll be ready for playoff time. Looking another great
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  Speaker 1: baseball mind, Don Manningly with the Marlins. Look at the Marlins.
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  Speaker 1: They know they put their heads down and said, we
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  Speaker 1: gotta get this ship done fast. Let's just all get it.
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  Speaker 1: Get sick now when the games really don't count. Those
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  Speaker 1: two minds, Joe Jarati, Don Manningly, smart, thinking ahead. Come
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  Speaker 1: September and October, when it's time for those postseason runs,
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  Speaker 1: every other team's gonna be getting sick. But guess who's
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  Speaker 1: not gonna be getting sick. It's gonna be the Phillies,
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  Speaker 1: Billies and Marlins because the coronavirus is gonna try and
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  Speaker 1: get them, but it's gonna be just bouncing right off
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  Speaker 1: of those antibodies. Nope, and you know, Tony, what I'm
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  Speaker 1: looking at With the MLB standings right now, they got
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  Speaker 1: it all wrong. They shouldn't show wins and losses. They
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  Speaker 1: should show which teams had the most coronavirus. And that
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  Speaker 1: theme right now should be in first place. So you're
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  Speaker 1: looking at your Malins, your Cardinals of Phillies would be
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  Speaker 1: right up there. Cardinals you know, making a strong push
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  Speaker 1: at first there and uh, you know then you had
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  Speaker 1: a real reflection of how the baseball standings really look it.
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  Speaker 1: were discussing this in our pre show meeting, right. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know if we should tell you about this. But
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  Speaker 1: we have to make confession. You know, here we go.
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  Speaker 1: We actually we watched an NBA game. I'm a shane
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  Speaker 1: to admit it. Uh. We we already went to church
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  Speaker 1: and we confessed, and we we apologize for what we
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  Speaker 1: have done. Yeah, we made a solemn vow not to
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  Speaker 1: do it again. But a couple of things you should
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  Speaker 1: know as a loyal audience. First of all, we only
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  Speaker 1: watched the game on Tony's mom's TV. That was one TV,
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  Speaker 1: so we didn't give the NBA those puge rating points.
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  Speaker 1: They only got one point out of us, right, Tony.
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  Speaker 1: And and number two is the only reason we watched
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  Speaker 1: is because we saw the Blazers beat Lebron in game
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  Speaker 1: one and we thought we got to watch them fucking
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  Speaker 1: kill this guy and put him out. So we had
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  Speaker 1: to watch game two. And then you know, sure enough,
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  Speaker 1: Anthony Davis comes and saves Lebron's ass. And I think
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  Speaker 1: Lebron had like one point in that game. Tony and
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  Speaker 1: we were talking about the something Lebron. He's not even
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  Speaker 1: even close to a top ten player anymore, not even close.
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  Speaker 1: Anthony Davis that there's a player, right, He's a top
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  Speaker 1: ten player on my list, my all time list, for sure.
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  Speaker 1: He spent really a lot of time on this, So
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  Speaker 1: we thought we'd do a segment on the show. You
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  Speaker 1: don't see this on any other show. So here we go.
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  Speaker 1: It's called top ten. Okay, here it is. You guys,
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  Speaker 1: you ready, It's time for Tony's top ten NBA players.
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  Speaker 1: Let's take it away. Number one, of course, the Doctor
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  Speaker 1: makes house calls Philadelphia legend Dr j Naturally. Number two,
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  Speaker 1: the goal, the greatest of all time. Michael Joy him.
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  Speaker 1: I mean he's number two, but you know he's need
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  Speaker 1: to go. You can't argue it. Number three, Alan Ivs
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  Speaker 1: send the Killer Crossover. Nobody was stopping that. He played
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  Speaker 1: the game like if nobody nobody's got to have a
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  Speaker 1: top three, you have to. You have to. Number four.
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  Speaker 1: Michael Jordan's in the late eighties, think about the slam
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  Speaker 1: Dunk contest. Nobody had ever seen that before, so eighties,
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  Speaker 1: Michael Jordan's you're gonna have him twice. You gotta have
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  Speaker 1: him twice. He's too big just to have too good.
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  Speaker 1: Number five the mailman, Call Malone. And if you really
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  Speaker 1: think about it, the only reason he doesn't have two
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  Speaker 1: championships is because he had to face Michael Jordan's. He
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  Speaker 1: was just making a house calls on Sundays and normally
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  Speaker 1: they don't do that for call Malone? Did it? Number
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  Speaker 1: six John Stockton, you probably don't realize, also had to
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  Speaker 1: face Michael Jordan's. Otherwise he would have had several championships.
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  Speaker 1: Great assist man, great player, number seven, Sean kemp Stupersonics
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  Speaker 1: and NBA jam legend. When you think about it, he
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  Speaker 1: was the Michael Jordan of the Western Conference. That's who
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  Speaker 1: he was. And then also remember NBA Jam when he
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  Speaker 1: would get on fire, he couldn't miss NBA Jam was
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  Speaker 1: a good measure of what was going on then. Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Now coming in number eight on my all time top
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  Speaker 1: ten NBA players ever, Anthony Davis, the guy who's carrying
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  Speaker 1: Lebron now and you know a lot of you might
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  Speaker 1: be wondering, how can he be on the all time list?
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  Speaker 1: Think about it. What is an all time list. You
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  Speaker 1: don't just look at what they did in the past.
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  Speaker 1: You also have to look at what they did in
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  Speaker 1: the future. I expect Anthony Davis to win at least
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  Speaker 1: five or six more championships. You were thinking of putting
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  Speaker 1: Mamelo Ball on that because you have to give Melo
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  Speaker 1: at least eight and nine titles. LaMelo Ball just missed
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  Speaker 1: my list by maybe one or two. I expect him
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  Speaker 1: to win several championships. Number nine Dick Kembe Matumbo. People
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  Speaker 1: forget how good the tempo was, especially when he was
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  Speaker 1: on the sixes and finally rounding out our top ten.
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  Speaker 1: Another legend, Phoenix Son's legend, Tom Chambers. You know, man,
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  Speaker 1: when you saw number twenty four stroking from the outside,
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  Speaker 1: it was a thing of beauty. We were there in
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  Speaker 1: the eighties. We saw him play and you saw it.
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  Speaker 1: You know that guy was All of Famer. There was
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  Speaker 1: a time when they thought he should be the logo. Also,
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  Speaker 1: remember we used to record it on VHS and we
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  Speaker 1: would make Tom Chambers highlight tapes all the time, and
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  Speaker 1: they were fifty minutes long. We didn't even couldn't we
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  Speaker 1: ran out of tape. Can't get it down below fifty
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  Speaker 1: minutes anyway. So there you go, Thank you, Tony if
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  Speaker 1: you prove the point that Lebron is not a top
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  Speaker 1: ten play anyway. Time for one final lad here. Just
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  Speaker 1: our final segment. As always, we do corrections where we
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  Speaker 1: look back on our last show and we see, is
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  Speaker 1: there anything we need to correct? Tony, I don't think
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  Speaker 1: we do. What do you think? No, it was another
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  Speaker 1: flawless show as usual. We we checked the letters that
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  Speaker 1: the only thing we're gonna to work on that. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: what last show, Tony? You said, Travis Casey, it's Kelsey.
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  Speaker 1: See he plays for the k C Chiefs. Clearly, that
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  Speaker 1: was what I meant his name, Travis, clearly. And then
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  Speaker 1: a bear Oh well, I got a question for you.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't know? Uh, Tony, good job today, great all around,
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  Speaker 1: great show. I feel good show good. Um. I want
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