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Why Do You Look So Surprised? · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: Katie, why do you look so surprised all the time.
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  Speaker 1: It's one more thing, I'm strong Andy, One more thing
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  Speaker 1: before we get to that. Joe wasn't on the radio
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  Speaker 1: show yesterday because he's a druid and he had all
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  Speaker 1: kinds of religious ceremonies he had to participate in for
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  Speaker 1: the total eclipse, and but he's back today having sacrificed
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  Speaker 1: a number of virgins into a volcano. I didn't know
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  Speaker 1: why you still did that.
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  Speaker 2: I give thanks to Mother Earth, Father Moon, Uncle Sun,
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  Speaker 2: and all of the beasts in the forests. Here's to you.
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  Speaker 1: But since you weren't on the show, you didn't hear
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  Speaker 1: us talking about this yesterday. I just wanted to know
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  Speaker 1: if you knew anything about this. The Wall Street Journal article.
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  Speaker 1: Time to start typing like a grown up.
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  Speaker 2: I was.
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  Speaker 1: I was kind of aware of this, but not really
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  Speaker 1: aware of it. That for like the under thirty crowd,
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  Speaker 1: using capital letters is really a sign that you're like old.
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  Speaker 1: So you take the time to uncapitalize the first word
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  Speaker 1: in every sentence because your iPhone probably capital for you,
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  Speaker 1: but you go back and uncapitalize it because you're so droll,
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  Speaker 1: You're so disaffected and uninterested in everything in life, all
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  Speaker 1: of your texts have no capital letters.
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  Speaker 2: You're not going to be controlled by big.
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  Speaker 1: Letter, right, and the Wall Street Journal pointing out that
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  Speaker 1: people acknowledge that capitalizing letters is a rite of passage.
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  Speaker 1: There are holdouts who don't want to do it, but
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  Speaker 1: it's basically saying, if you want to get a job
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  Speaker 1: at a company, you need to start using capital letters.
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  Speaker 1: And people really resist it because that's like what mom
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  Speaker 1: and grandma do. I don't want to use capital letters.
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  Speaker 2: If you were to at this moment chuckle and say
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  Speaker 2: I just made all that up, I'd say, oh, okay, oh,
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  Speaker 2: because this is so strange.
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  Speaker 1: And by my niece, my oldest niece's twenty five, I
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  Speaker 1: noticed when she texts, she never has capital letters in
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  Speaker 1: any of her texts. So, hmm, that's the thing. So
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  Speaker 1: if you're if the if you come across that, that's
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  Speaker 1: what's going on there. It's a symbol. It's just a
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  Speaker 1: way to divide yourself from grown ups, which has always
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  Speaker 1: been important for younger people like fully understand that.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see, now, no periods. I've gotten used to uh huh.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going back with my youngest kids text string and
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  Speaker 2: definitely got all the proper capitals, but never a period
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  Speaker 2: at the end of the last sentence.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, punctuation is out too.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just surprised there's an exclamation point.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just surprised because it seems like so much work
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  Speaker 1: to have to like shift away from the capital that
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  Speaker 1: it starts for you on purpose.
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  Speaker 3: But oh yes, it's to go back to delete and
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  Speaker 3: then retype.
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  Speaker 1: That's yeah, a lot of work just to make sure
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  Speaker 1: you don't look old. But anyway, so there's that and Katie.
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  Speaker 1: The why do you look so surprised? Katie is a
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  Speaker 1: joke about her new eyebrow tattoos, which she mentioned during
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  Speaker 1: the show. So I don't know anything about eyebrow tattoos.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to get them today. Is this a common thing?
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  Speaker 1: Why do you do it? What does it cost? I
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  Speaker 1: need all the ins and outs it is.
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  Speaker 4: It is relatively common. There's a few different ways you
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  Speaker 4: can have it done. You can have them tattooed. There's
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  Speaker 4: something called micro blading, which is similar to tattooing.
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  Speaker 3: And so I'm doing the tattooing today.
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  Speaker 1: So you mentioned that one of the reasons you want
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  Speaker 1: to do it is so you don't have to tattoo
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  Speaker 1: yourself every day before you come to work. Those those
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  Speaker 1: eyebrows I'm looking at right now aren't real.
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  Speaker 4: They they're I mean, I have eyebrows, but I need
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  Speaker 4: to fill them in regularly, and they they don't line
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  Speaker 4: up properly and it drives me nuts. So yeah, I
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  Speaker 4: draw them on every day at three o'clock in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: They don't line up properly.
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  Speaker 3: No, they don't. One like starts farther back than the
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  Speaker 3: other and it just dies. I'm so sick of it.
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  Speaker 2: You're a monster. I can hardly look at you. Uh
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  Speaker 2: huh wow.
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  Speaker 3: Bridge troll.
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  Speaker 1: But eyebrowser eyebrows are hair, So isn't it gonna look
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  Speaker 1: like Groucho Marx's mustache?
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  Speaker 4: No, So they they do the tattooing and microblading in
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  Speaker 4: hair strokes, so it's it's a very fine needle and
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  Speaker 4: they go in and they actually make it look like hair.
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  Speaker 3: So it'll look somewhat natural.
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  Speaker 4: But the healing process is going to be hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: So are you going to be wearing like big Yoko
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  Speaker 2: Ono sunglasses tomorrow or what?
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  Speaker 3: I was debating a hat?
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  Speaker 4: But I'm not too sure how close I can get
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  Speaker 4: to So I might just have to let you guys
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  Speaker 4: stare at them.
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  Speaker 1: Look at your open wounds. Yeah, yeah, losing open wounds
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  Speaker 1: above your eyes.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so excited about this.
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  Speaker 4: I know it's it's probably sounds insane to you guys,
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  Speaker 4: but the process of drawing them on and messing them
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  Speaker 4: up and having to go back and redo them, it's
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  Speaker 4: just at thirty five, I don't know how to draw
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  Speaker 4: my eyebrows on.
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  Speaker 3: So this is going to be a huge timesaver.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, where do you get that? Will they move
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  Speaker 1: with your face like s you can look surprised, or.
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  Speaker 2: Well it's on her skin your nine.
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  Speaker 4: No, they're like floating, so they stay while the rest
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  Speaker 4: of my face is animated.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a filter on Google mets. Ah See. I've
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  Speaker 2: never been a party girl, so all of this is
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  Speaker 2: to me like, you know, like a tribe in the
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  Speaker 2: Amazon that's had no contact with the modern worlds. Your
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  Speaker 2: ways are foreign to me.
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  Speaker 3: Well, not problems you guys would have. No, No, you
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  Speaker 3: guys both have great eyebrows.
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  Speaker 1: Well I'm I am someone.
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  Speaker 2: Who's started a mediocre at best, started.
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  Speaker 1: Dyeing his goateee now and then, so I understand the
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  Speaker 1: need to uh do something to your face. What is
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  Speaker 1: this going to cost you?
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  Speaker 3: It's five hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 2: WHOA.
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  Speaker 1: But it's permanent.
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  Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 4: It's permanent, which I mean, if you think about it,
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  Speaker 4: if you get a tattoo, like a really good one,
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  Speaker 4: you're getting up in that range especially, you know, and
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  Speaker 4: this is the permanent makeup. So I mean, people get
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  Speaker 4: their their eye liner done, which I can't do. People
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  Speaker 4: get their lipliner. My mom did her eyeliner and her
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  Speaker 4: lip liner. I have no idea how she let a
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  Speaker 4: needle that close to her eyeball.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I know some people that have done those, and
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  Speaker 1: I don't dig it. So maybe there's probably, like everything else,
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  Speaker 1: there's getting a really good version of it done and
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  Speaker 1: not as good version depending on price. I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: but I've known some people that did the permanent eye
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  Speaker 1: eyeliner thing, and you just you look a little like
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  Speaker 1: a raccoon.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, it depends. You can always add more, you can't
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  Speaker 2: go full. I'm Courtney Love at a nightclub to start,
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  Speaker 2: I think, right, But.
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  Speaker 4: I am taking a risk because I mean I'm praying
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  Speaker 4: to all that is holy that it doesn't get done,
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  Speaker 4: and I'd hate it.
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  Speaker 1: The eyebrow makes more sense to me than the eyes
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  Speaker 1: or the lips.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, oh yeah, unless some sort of shaven headed look
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  Speaker 2: becomes super hot in the future. I mean women shave
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  Speaker 2: their eyebrows, shave their heads stisty.
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  Speaker 1: You don't notice what eyebrows do for your look until
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  Speaker 1: you don't have them. When I was doing chemotherapy and
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  Speaker 1: I lost all my hair and my eyebrows went away,
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  Speaker 1: it's it makes you look weird.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and people are shaving them off right now as
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  Speaker 4: like a trend. I yeah, there's a girl I follow
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  Speaker 4: on Instagram who shaves her eyebrows off, only to draw
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  Speaker 4: them back on every day because she doesn't like how
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  Speaker 4: they're placed.
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  Speaker 1: Oh so she wants me in a different place.
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  Speaker 3: This is real life, guys.
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  Speaker 1: Do we know why human beings have eyebrows?
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  Speaker 2: I think it's just part of the whole keeping stuff
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  Speaker 2: out of your eyes, you know, multiple layers of protection.
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  Speaker 2: I think it may be partly just to catch stuff
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  Speaker 2: that would fall in your eyes, and partly for sensory reasons,
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  Speaker 2: because where you have hair, anything that touches it, even
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  Speaker 2: though it hasn't got your actual skin yet, you become aware.
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  Speaker 1: Of animals kind of have eyebrows. You can feel them,
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  Speaker 1: like on a dog or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: The Google is telling me that eyebrows help protect our
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  Speaker 4: eyes from bright light.
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  Speaker 1: Couple advisors, you gotta have a pretty heavy brow for
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  Speaker 1: that to work.
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  Speaker 2: Damn.
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  Speaker 1: Cavemany quick question, Katie, So if you do not like these,
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  Speaker 1: is there a way to get them removed at all?
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  Speaker 1: Or is it permanent? No matter what?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, there's a there's touch removal, but no,
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  Speaker 4: I'm pretty much screwed if I don't like.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have to choose a color?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? So, and the woman who does this is fantastic.
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  Speaker 4: I've seen a lot of her work, so I'm very
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  Speaker 4: excited about this. But she's gonna go in look at
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  Speaker 4: the color of my natural hair and do all of
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  Speaker 4: that stuff that I don't know how to do and
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  Speaker 4: line them up and.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I wouldn't normally ask this, but is that your
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  Speaker 1: natural hair color that we see every day? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like a dirtyish blonde.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, So a lot of women have to spend
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  Speaker 1: a lot of money to get their hair the color
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  Speaker 1: your hair is naturally, that's handy. Yeah, okay, then you
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  Speaker 1: get your eyebrows to match. I got it.
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  Speaker 2: And if you hate the look, you can just start
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  Speaker 2: wearing a sweatband, a headband like John McEnroe in the
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  Speaker 2: nineteen seventies, which is my third count third out of
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  Speaker 2: date cultural reference this podcast. Thanks for coming.
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  Speaker 1: So now we are in the uncomfortable position since we
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  Speaker 1: know you're getting this done, that we have to tomorrow
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  Speaker 1: say oh it looks great.
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  Speaker 3: No you don't.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want that. If it doesn't work, I need
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  Speaker 4: to know, so, oh.
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  Speaker 2: Please not gonna be me. Besides, you know, a couple
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  Speaker 2: of my kids have a handful of tattoos, and so
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  Speaker 2: I know it takes a while before it looks good.
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  Speaker 2: There's the whole healing process. Although with that microfid needle
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  Speaker 2: you're talking about, it might be different. So I'm expecting
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  Speaker 2: you to look like a boxer who had a rough night.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: They said that there can be bruising and that it
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  Speaker 4: takes about ten days for it to look how it's
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  Speaker 4: going to look. So this is going to be a
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  Speaker 4: journey we're taking together.
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  Speaker 2: Is this gonna is gonna have to have a card
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  Speaker 2: to hand out? No, there's no domestic violence.
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  Speaker 1: Right, no kidding? Have they told you?
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  Speaker 3: Is this gonna hurt more than a regular tattoo. I've
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  Speaker 3: been told it's painless.
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  Speaker 4: Apparently she puts this lydakane cream over them and then
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  Speaker 4: lets it sit for a while and does it mind.
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  Speaker 4: My mom had it done and said that she didn't
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  Speaker 4: feel a thing, So I don't know if that's my
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  Speaker 4: sweet mother trying to comfort me or if it actually
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  Speaker 4: is painless.
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  Speaker 1: Are you a piercing's person?
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  Speaker 3: M Yeah, I have tattoos and piercings.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so this is not unfamiliar to you this sort
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  Speaker 1: of time.
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  Speaker 2: I'm thinking of getting a hairline tattooed like in roughly
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  Speaker 2: the color of my hair as it is now, kind
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  Speaker 2: of salt and pepper, but like the Eddie Munster, the
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  Speaker 2: low like almost chimp like hairline.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna give you a hard no on that, Joe,
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  Speaker 3: don't do that.
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  Speaker 1: Could I get my bald head like tattooed to make
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  Speaker 1: it look like there's hair?
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  Speaker 3: That is a thing that people are doing. Yes, Oh,
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  Speaker 3: I have seen that.
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  Speaker 4: There is actually a business that just opened up in
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  Speaker 4: my old hometown that specializes in that procedure where guys
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  Speaker 4: are going in and having little black or whatever dots
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  Speaker 4: done all over their head to make it look like
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  Speaker 4: just a little bit of hair growth like a shadow.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I might do that.
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  Speaker 3: That is doable.
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  Speaker 1: I could see doing that.
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  Speaker 3: Do that dire goatee.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, just knowing you, you'll like, read the first paragraph
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  Speaker 2: of an article about it, then try to do it yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Problem and the money, I'll lend you the money. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: what color hair?
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  Speaker 1: Jack? Would you?
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  Speaker 2: Would you be a redhead?
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  Speaker 1: Or would you?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember what color my hair was.
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  Speaker 4: You can get the pattern. You can just get a
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  Speaker 4: stripe down the middle so it looks like a little mohawk.
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  Speaker 1: Well, okay, well, we look forward to seeing how this
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  Speaker 1: turns out tomorrow. Maybe we'll post pictures at the website.
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  Speaker 3: And that's why.
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  Speaker 1: Let people comment. That's always a good idea.
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  Speaker 3: You could take a pole. Do these look like shit? Well,
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  Speaker 3: good luck, Katie. I guess that's it.