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- 0:23Speaker 2: Welcome to Brief Recess. I'm Michael Foote.
- 0:25Speaker 1: I'm Melissa Malbranch.
- 0:26Speaker 2: Today we're going to talk about paranormal activity on Broadway.
- 0:29Speaker 2: We're going to do a PSA to stop taking your
- 0:31Speaker 2: dogs everywhere. We discuss the Cornell 7 and the Nolan
- 0:35Speaker 2: Wells case. Then we sit down with Karina Lane to
- 0:38Speaker 2: discuss the recent failed execution in Tennessee. And we're going
- 0:41Speaker 2: to answer all your questions from the DMs. So stick around.
- 0:45Speaker 2: I did it in one take.
- 0:47Speaker 1: You're a professional.
- 0:48Speaker 2: I get one cigarette now. That's my treat. One drunk
- 0:53Speaker 2: cigarette per year.
- 0:54Speaker 3: Okay.
- 0:56Speaker 1: Okay.
- 0:56Speaker 2: Leave that in. I want my husband to see that.
- 0:58Speaker 2: I want him to know.
- 0:59Speaker 3: What?
- 1:00Speaker 2: That I'm going to have a drunk cigarette this year.
- 1:01Speaker 1: A drunk cigarette?
- 1:02Speaker 2: One drunk cigarette a year I think is okay.
- 1:04Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:05Speaker 2: Surgeon's general warning. Just one.
- 1:08Speaker 1: Just one? One a year.
- 1:10Speaker 2: They say it takes five minutes off your life.
- 1:12Speaker 3: Okay. I mean.
- 1:13Speaker 2: What am I going to do with those five minutes?
- 1:15Speaker 1: Yeah. Smoke. He's sick of me.
- 1:18Speaker 2: He's so sick of my show.
- 1:22Speaker 1: Are you going to. Do a Halloween. Do you and
- 1:27Speaker 1: Brad do stuff for Halloween? Yeah.
- 1:30Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 1:30Speaker 1: No, no, no.
- 1:31Speaker 2: We always do a Halloween like a couple's costume.
- 1:34Speaker 1: Or any costume.
- 1:35Speaker 2: Let's get into a sidebar about people who do fucking
- 1:37Speaker 2: couple's costumes.
- 1:37Speaker 1: Oh, boy.
- 1:40Speaker 2: I'm sick of it. Are you? I want a group costume.
- 1:43Speaker 2: My friend wants to do the Gilmore Girls episode where
- 1:47Speaker 2: Lorelai shows up to Chilton. It's laundry day, the first
- 1:52Speaker 2: day of Chilton. Is that too niche? Very. All right.
- 1:56Speaker 2: I'm going to be a Byron gnome.
- 2:00Speaker 1: That's too easy.
- 2:04Speaker 2: Let's be Lauren Bobert staff.
- 2:07Speaker 1: Ooh. Okay. I was, I literally just thought about it
- 2:12Speaker 1: and asked you a question and got more than I anticipated.
- 2:16Speaker 2: Brad and I did. Okay. So this was before heated rivalry.
- 2:21Speaker 2: We did, we were, uh, Tattoo, all the things she said,
- 2:24Speaker 2: the lesbian schoolgirls for Halloween. You know the infamous music video?
- 2:30Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 2:30Speaker 2: Famous, infamous. Yes. We were the Russian schoolgirls one Halloween,
- 2:34Speaker 2: but I forgot my skirt. I left my skirt at home.
- 2:40Speaker 1: So you didn't do it. So Brad did it.
- 2:42Speaker 2: I was from the waist up. Yes, I was her. Yeah,
- 2:45Speaker 2: but the skirt is... It was pretty integral. People were...
- 2:49Speaker 2: Pretty confused.
- 2:50Speaker 1: I can imagine.
- 2:51Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
- 2:53Speaker 1: Andre and I, would I- Yeah, what did you do? Well,
- 2:55Speaker 1: we haven't done anything in a long time, but we
- 2:58Speaker 1: used to do couples costumes. However, they were always like
- 3:02Speaker 1: super cheesy. Do you know what I mean? It wasn't
- 3:04Speaker 1: like we didn't think about it really hard. I would
- 3:07Speaker 1: go and I would buy something dumb, like he was salt,
- 3:11Speaker 1: I was pepper. Like it was dumb, stuff like that. But-
- 3:15Speaker 1: I'm going with my brother and sister-in-law to take the
- 3:19Speaker 1: baby out for his first sort of Halloween.
- 3:22Speaker 2: Okay.
- 3:23Speaker 1: And I feel like I should dress up. But it
- 3:26Speaker 1: needs to be something that I could do myself.
- 3:30Speaker 2: If one of you was like pizza and the other
- 3:32Speaker 2: was a rat? He was like a little slice of pizza.
- 3:36Speaker 1: He was like a little slice of pizza.
- 3:37Speaker 2: I love that. If you're going to do a couple's costume,
- 3:39Speaker 2: it's got to be high concept.
- 3:41Speaker 1: I think it needs to be very cute.
- 3:44Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 3:46Speaker 1: Or cheesy so that people know that you're making fun
- 3:50Speaker 1: of it. Do you know what I mean? Not like, oh,
- 3:51Speaker 1: we really thought about this.
- 3:53Speaker 2: Or super niche, like an electrocuted rat and then the
- 3:56Speaker 2: third rail. You know what I mean? You want it
- 3:59Speaker 2: to be kind of... Can we get into an algorithm
- 4:04Speaker 2: of showing actually about this?
- 4:05Speaker 1: Yeah, my algorithm has been nuts lately.
- 4:08Speaker 2: I fell victim to an online purchase.
- 4:12Speaker 1: What'd you buy, Michael?
- 4:13Speaker 2: Tickets to see Paranormal Activity on Broadway. Okay, and we
- 4:18Speaker 2: went for our anniversary.
- 4:19Speaker 1: It was your wedding anniversary recently, yeah.
- 4:23Speaker 2: We went to see Paranormal Activity on Broadway together because
- 4:26Speaker 2: I bought the tickets on an Instagram reel.
- 4:29Speaker 1: Was it good?
- 4:31Speaker 2: Melissa.
- 4:31Speaker 1: What?
- 4:32Speaker 2: This show is so insane.
- 4:35Speaker 1: But good insane?
- 4:36Speaker 2: No.
- 4:36Speaker 1: Or like, oh, no.
- 4:37Speaker 2: No.
- 4:37Speaker 1: Oh, no.
- 4:38Speaker 2: The calls coming from inside the house. Oh, no.
- 4:40Speaker 3: Oh, no, no, no.
- 4:41Speaker 2: And the crowd of people that go see paranormal activity
- 4:45Speaker 2: on Broadway on a Saturday night.
- 4:46Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
- 4:47Speaker 2: Good seats.
- 4:49Speaker 1: Who is it?
- 4:50Speaker 2: Like, imagine someone who owns like a lizard store in Florida.
- 4:54Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 4:56Speaker 2: Like a snake wrangler in the Everglades.
- 5:00Speaker 1: Like the Tiger King?
- 5:02Speaker 2: I'm in line for the bathroom.
- 5:06Speaker 1: Before, let me just ask you this. Did you, where's
- 5:10Speaker 1: the fucking bell? Where's my bell?
- 5:14Speaker 3: Ding.
- 5:17Speaker 1: Before you bought the tickets, did you look in to
- 5:20Speaker 1: see what it was? No. No. You know something? Not
- 5:24Speaker 1: even for a second. I don't know if you were
- 5:26Speaker 1: hoping that I would feel bad for you.
- 5:28Speaker 3: No.
- 5:29Speaker 2: Don't feel anything for me.
- 5:30Speaker 1: No, I feel nothing.
- 5:31Speaker 2: Because I wasted. And then I was like, you know what?
- 5:33Speaker 2: I'm here. I'm going to waste all my money just
- 5:34Speaker 2: buying food and candy and snacks and popcorn and soda.
- 5:37Speaker 2: I'm in line at the bathroom, though.
- 5:39Speaker 1: Yes.
- 5:40Speaker 2: I go into the bathroom. There's a woman waiting behind me.
- 5:42Speaker 2: She seems just like a normal person. Brad's in line
- 5:45Speaker 2: behind her. I come out of the bathroom. He goes,
- 5:47Speaker 2: you won't believe what that woman said while you were
- 5:49Speaker 2: in the bathroom. She went up to an usher and said,
- 5:53Speaker 2: I am so sorry. I have two broken ankles.
- 6:00Speaker 1: What's going on? How was she standing? I don't know.
- 6:07Speaker 2: And the usher goes, they didn't give you crutches? Instead,
- 6:15Speaker 2: walk it off. Just walk it off. Take a couple Advil.
- 6:18Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 6:19Speaker 2: She goes, I'm so sorry.
- 6:20Speaker 1: I have two broken ankles. Take some Robitussin.
- 6:23Speaker 2: Someone had a dog in the theater. Okay.
- 6:27Speaker 1: I have a potentially controversial question.
- 6:30Speaker 2: I'm ready. Let's get into it.
- 6:33Speaker 1: I like dogs. Let me just put that out there.
- 6:39Speaker 1: And I really, really do like dogs. I wish Andre
- 6:42Speaker 1: has been annoying me about getting a dog.
- 6:47Speaker 2: I have two.
- 6:48Speaker 1: And I want one, but you have to really be
- 6:53Speaker 1: home enough and take care of, and I am inside
- 6:55Speaker 1: the house a lot, but like, I don't know. Like
- 6:59Speaker 1: a dog is a really, really big commitment.
- 7:02Speaker 2: Right.
- 7:03Speaker 1: And you need to be ready for it. You don't
- 7:04Speaker 1: want to be the person who gets a dog and
- 7:05Speaker 1: then give the dog back.
- 7:06Speaker 3: Right.
- 7:07Speaker 2: Okay.
- 7:07Speaker 1: So I like dogs. Okay. I have a question. Why
- 7:14Speaker 1: are people taking their dogs everywhere?
- 7:16Speaker 2: It's getting crazy.
- 7:18Speaker 1: Like, why? And again, I piss somebody off, I'm sure.
- 7:25Speaker 1: But I am genuinely asking, like, why are you taking
- 7:28Speaker 1: your dog everywhere?
- 7:31Speaker 2: You can't take Fido in the MRI machine. Like, people
- 7:34Speaker 2: are just getting– and the tea is that, like, people
- 7:36Speaker 2: are taking their dogs everywhere to places dogs don't want
- 7:39Speaker 2: to be. It's no longer, it's actually worse for the
- 7:43Speaker 2: dog to be at paranormal activity. Right. Fourth row, center.
- 7:49Speaker 1: Unless it is a service dog. And that's very, very different.
- 7:51Speaker 2: There's no Bichon Frise that's a service dog.
- 7:54Speaker 1: I don't think that's true.
- 7:55Speaker 2: Is that not true?
- 7:56Speaker 1: It's possible. I think that any dog can be a
- 7:59Speaker 1: service dog.
- 7:59Speaker 2: A teacup Yorkie.
- 8:00Speaker 1: I mean, maybe it's a not a service dog. Like
- 8:03Speaker 1: an emotional support dog?
- 8:05Speaker 2: Benefit of the doubt. But I was just like... If
- 8:08Speaker 2: you're so anxious that you need the dog with you
- 8:10Speaker 2: all the time, is this really ableist of me?
- 8:12Speaker 1: Maybe.
- 8:13Speaker 2: But you're not so anxious that you're still going.
- 8:16Speaker 1: To paranormal activity.
- 8:19Speaker 2: You're getting the poop scared out of you, but you
- 8:21Speaker 2: need your dog for comfort? That is actually kind of crazy.
- 8:24Speaker 2: Maybe we've gone too far.
- 8:26Speaker 1: Maybe. I don't know. She's going to get upset with me.
- 8:28Speaker 2: The woke.
- 8:30Speaker 1: She's going to get upset with me, but I have
- 8:32Speaker 1: a friend who had a dog and she loved this dog. Loved, loved,
- 8:36Speaker 1: loved this dog. And she would get upset if we
- 8:40Speaker 1: went someplace, like to a restaurant, and they were like, sorry,
- 8:43Speaker 1: no dogs.
- 8:45Speaker 2: Okay.
- 8:45Speaker 1: And I used to always just be like, well, not everybody.
- 8:49Speaker 1: Some people are afraid of dogs, right?
- 8:50Speaker 2: Is it a big dog?
- 8:51Speaker 3: Is it?
- 8:51Speaker 1: It's a really sweet dog. A King Cavalier. So like
- 8:54Speaker 1: a sort of a medium size.
- 8:55Speaker 2: It's pretty well behaved.
- 8:56Speaker 1: Very well behaved.
- 8:57Speaker 3: Okay.
- 8:57Speaker 1: It was a very civilized, medium sized dog.
- 9:00Speaker 2: I'm okay with that.
- 9:02Speaker 1: Right. So am I, usually. But you can't. You can't
- 9:07Speaker 1: be upset at a restaurant owner who's just like, I'm sorry,
- 9:10Speaker 1: I don't want dogs in my space. And also that
- 9:14Speaker 1: there are people around you who may not want to
- 9:17Speaker 1: be near a dog. Yeah. The dog people are going
- 9:21Speaker 1: to come after me.
- 9:21Speaker 2: Or if they're allergic to a dog.
- 9:23Speaker 1: Allergic to a dog, afraid of a dog. Yeah. Don't
- 9:26Speaker 1: like dogs. Some people don't like dogs.
- 9:28Speaker 2: Well, I think that's crazy. If you don't like dogs,
- 9:31Speaker 2: I think there's something wrong with you.
- 9:32Speaker 1: Do you remember this person that we knew?
- 9:34Speaker 2: You can be allergic to dogs. You can be afraid
- 9:35Speaker 2: of dogs, but if you just don't like them, you
- 9:37Speaker 2: have a problem.
- 9:37Speaker 1: Do you remember the person that we knew who said.
- 9:40Speaker 2: That- I like that we're holding hands.
- 9:42Speaker 1: Your hands are really cold. That they did not like,
- 9:46Speaker 1: they didn't like kids or animals. Do you remember?
- 9:48Speaker 3: I know who you're talking about.
- 9:49Speaker 1: Do you know who I'm talking about?
- 9:50Speaker 2: Remember?
- 9:51Speaker 1: We talked about her.
- 9:52Speaker 2: Oh, I know her.
- 9:54Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 9:54Speaker 2: Yes. It's weird because she seemed like a cat person.
- 9:57Speaker 1: She did seem like a cat person.
- 9:59Speaker 2: She seemed like someone who was like- like cats.
- 10:00Speaker 1: But she was like, and I remember it coming up
- 10:02Speaker 1: in the way that she said it. She was just like,
- 10:04Speaker 1: I don't like animals and I don't like kids. And
- 10:07Speaker 1: I was like, I think it's okay.
- 10:09Speaker 2: You were like, whatever happened took a morning.
- 10:11Speaker 1: Well, like, I think it's okay to not like one
- 10:14Speaker 1: or the other, but you can't not like both.
- 10:15Speaker 2: You can't.
- 10:17Speaker 1: It's okay if you don't like kids, but you like animals.
- 10:22Speaker 1: Or it's okay if you like animals and you don't
- 10:24Speaker 1: like kids.
- 10:25Speaker 2: I know the commenters, their fingers are smoking on fire
- 10:28Speaker 2: as they're typing under this video.
- 10:30Speaker 1: I just felt like, whatever, man.
- 10:32Speaker 2: But I love it. But you know what? We're born
- 10:34Speaker 2: with so many fucks to give.
- 10:36Speaker 1: And I'm running out of them.
- 10:37Speaker 2: And we're running out of them.
- 10:38Speaker 1: I'm running out of them.
- 10:39Speaker 2: I'm running out of them because I've got two broken
- 10:41Speaker 2: ankles and I'm seeing paranormal activity.
- 10:43Speaker 3: With my dog.
- 10:43Speaker 2: With my service dog. It was a different person. It
- 10:46Speaker 2: wasn't even her. It was a different person? I'd be like,
- 10:48Speaker 2: all right, she's got, like, I get it. Yeah.
- 10:50Speaker 1: What's in your algorithm lately?
- 10:51Speaker 2: Okay, so it was paranormal activity. Okay. Okay, and now
- 10:55Speaker 2: there's this guy who makes these glittery drinks, and then
- 10:58Speaker 2: he drinks them. His name's, like, Dr. Sips.
- 11:03Speaker 1: The drinks have glitter in them?
- 11:04Speaker 3: And then what?
- 11:05Speaker 2: He makes, like, glittery, it's actually heroin, because it's, like,
- 11:08Speaker 2: glittery Halloween cocktails.
- 11:10Speaker 1: Okay.
- 11:11Speaker 2: And then, like, Lauren Boebert.
- 11:12Speaker 1: Ben would never drink that.
- 11:13Speaker 2: Ben would never. Never. Lauren Bober. Yeah. It's like hopping
- 11:17Speaker 2: between politics and Halloween.
- 11:20Speaker 1: I need to go back to the glittery drink guy.
- 11:22Speaker 2: It's actually deeply.
- 11:24Speaker 1: And then what?
- 11:24Speaker 2: I'm worried. Because he starts the video by taking a
- 11:27Speaker 2: giant ice cube and putting it in the glass. But
- 11:30Speaker 2: he always pulls the ice cube out of his costume.
- 11:33Speaker 2: He's always in like a Halloween costume. We don't know
- 11:36Speaker 2: where that ice cube's coming from. And the comments are
- 11:39Speaker 2: really worried about where the ice cube is coming from.
- 11:41Speaker 1: Okay.
- 11:41Speaker 2: Because it's always... That's enough. Yeah. What about your algorithm, Melissa?
- 11:46Speaker 2: Because mine is disturbing.
- 11:48Speaker 1: My algorithm has been actually incredibly disturbing, actually. I've been
- 11:53Speaker 1: getting a ton of the stuff about the Cornell.
- 11:58Speaker 2: Cornell 7.
- 11:59Speaker 1: The Cornell 7. Terrifying. And I had said this on
- 12:02Speaker 1: my personal social media, and we talked about this before.
- 12:05Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 12:06Speaker 1: The amount of people who have to buy into a
- 12:09Speaker 1: terrible idea, right? And so the seven men who sexually
- 12:18Speaker 1: violated this woman repeatedly, that's one thing. But they were
- 12:23Speaker 1: on a group text with about 40 some odd other guys.
- 12:28Speaker 1: And I need to understand nobody on that group text
- 12:34Speaker 1: Thought that they should say something to somebody because I
- 12:37Speaker 1: get it. I get it that you saw this and
- 12:40Speaker 1: you were like, oh, get the fuck out of here.
- 12:42Speaker 1: I don't I want no parts of this. But you
- 12:45Speaker 1: knew it was happening. You knew it was going to happen.
- 12:47Speaker 1: And these are the same kind of people who love
- 12:51Speaker 1: their moms, love their grandmoms, love their sisters, their girlfriends,
- 12:55Speaker 1: their partners, their friends. that woman is one of those
- 13:00Speaker 1: things to somebody.
- 13:01Speaker 2: Well, and I know that the Exactly Right Legal team
- 13:04Speaker 2: is going to be all over me about this, but
- 13:05Speaker 2: I don't care what is going on at Cornell where
- 13:07Speaker 2: that is so culturally instituted that none of the 49
- 13:12Speaker 2: people on that text thread thought that there was a
- 13:14Speaker 2: red flag there that they needed to raise with the administration.
- 13:17Speaker 2: There were 1,200 accounts of sexual violence on Cornell campus
- 13:23Speaker 2: in the past decade.
- 13:24Speaker 1: I think.
- 13:24Speaker 2: 1,200 complaints.
- 13:25Speaker 1: I actually really wonder what the development office is going
- 13:29Speaker 1: to do about this. The fundraisers. I mean, the fundraising office.
- 13:32Speaker 1: Because I mean, this is really terrible PR, right?
- 13:38Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 13:38Speaker 1: Oh, my God. And deservedly so. Yeah. But so what
- 13:41Speaker 1: is the conversation in the board of directors meeting? Right.
- 13:45Speaker 3: Right.
- 13:46Speaker 1: The trustees. What is the conversation? What is the messaging?
- 13:50Speaker 1: And I, because I'm not tapped into that part, but
- 13:53Speaker 1: I would love to know what the Cornell alumni think.
- 13:59Speaker 1: What has been the chatter?
- 14:00Speaker 2: Because I imagine– and, like, this is all conjecture, so
- 14:03Speaker 2: don't sue me. I imagine the reason why the administration
- 14:07Speaker 2: buried this rape on campus and had the campus security, right,
- 14:14Speaker 2: they filtered through the accounts to the prosecutor's office. They
- 14:18Speaker 2: didn't actually get any firsthand statements from the victim.
- 14:22Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
- 14:22Speaker 2: I imagine they buried it because they didn't want a
- 14:25Speaker 2: purifier storm and that they didn't want this. And now
- 14:29Speaker 2: it's you type in C-O-R into Google and it fills
- 14:32Speaker 2: out the rest.
- 14:32Speaker 1: And, you know, I think that people at some point
- 14:37Speaker 1: or another, especially in the world that we are living
- 14:39Speaker 1: in today.
- 14:40Speaker 3: Right.
- 14:41Speaker 1: There are no secrets.
- 14:42Speaker 2: Right.
- 14:43Speaker 1: There are no secrets. It would have been better. I mean, obviously,
- 14:47Speaker 1: this should not have happened to her at all. There
- 14:50Speaker 1: should have been a culture on campus of not violating people. However,
- 14:58Speaker 1: if this were to happen, they should have gotten in
- 15:01Speaker 1: front of it. They should have put their support behind
- 15:04Speaker 1: this woman.
- 15:04Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 15:05Speaker 1: Looked to see who was involved. People needed to be expelled.
- 15:09Speaker 2: Yes.
- 15:09Speaker 1: And no essays. The idea that there was somebody who got.
- 15:14Speaker 2: And now the Cornell name is synonymous with sexual violence.
- 15:17Speaker 2: I mean, truly, if you mention Cornell to someone in
- 15:19Speaker 2: America right now, they will fill it out, continue and say,
- 15:22Speaker 2: it's like saying Columbine.
- 15:24Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 15:24Speaker 2: People don't say, what a great curriculum at that school.
- 15:26Speaker 1: No.
- 15:27Speaker 2: Right? Like you say Columbine, they say shot and killed.
- 15:30Speaker 4: Speaking of which, I just Googled it. That 1200 number.
- 15:35Speaker 4: It's 1,200 reports of sexual assault over seven years, which
- 15:39Speaker 4: led to 162 formal investigations, which led to seven people
- 15:44Speaker 4: getting expelled.
- 15:45Speaker 2: CJ fact-checking me, that's more accountability than the assailants.
- 15:49Speaker 1: Correct.
- 15:50Speaker 2: Literally.
- 15:51Speaker 1: And the other thing I'm thinking about is, I mean,
- 15:55Speaker 1: there's so many parts of this, right? Kids applying to
- 15:57Speaker 1: college and Cornell was the dream. Yeah. And now what? Right.
- 16:02Speaker 3: Right.
- 16:02Speaker 2: The freshman class of Cornell this year.
- 16:05Speaker 1: I would love to see what the enrollment numbers are
- 16:09Speaker 1: next year.
- 16:09Speaker 2: The applications for next year. Because Cornell, it's October.
- 16:12Speaker 1: Yeah. This is the time.
- 16:13Speaker 2: So there's freshmen on campus. They're bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, ready
- 16:17Speaker 2: to go to their first class. And what is it?
- 16:20Speaker 2: A media nightmare.
- 16:22Speaker 1: Yeah. Could you imagine?
- 16:24Speaker 2: What's going to be the transfer rate?
- 16:25Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Very high. Very high. And I've said this before.
- 16:31Speaker 1: I will say this again. I don't know how many
- 16:33Speaker 1: more examples we need to see to realize that this
- 16:36Speaker 1: country does not give a shit about women. They don't care.
- 16:39Speaker 1: The president of the United States is a serial sex offender.
- 16:45Speaker 1: He is a rapist.
- 16:47Speaker 2: He's defending the Cornell 7.
- 16:49Speaker 1: Of course he is. Of course he is.
- 16:50Speaker 2: He's like, I feel bad for what they're doing.
- 16:51Speaker 1: I feel bad for them. And we don't want to
- 16:53Speaker 1: ruin the lives of these young men. Get the fuck
- 16:56Speaker 1: out of here. They do not deserve to work anywhere. Anywhere.
- 17:00Speaker 1: And I'm glad I heard, I read somewhere, and I
- 17:02Speaker 1: don't know if this is true or not. My understanding
- 17:04Speaker 1: is at least two of them were working at a
- 17:06Speaker 1: big firm and they got fired. Good.
- 17:09Speaker 2: Good.
- 17:10Speaker 1: Good. I.
- 17:12Speaker 2: It shouldn't be newsworthy when there's accountability.
- 17:14Speaker 1: I want to see some punishment. It should not be.
- 17:17Speaker 1: I want to see some punishment.
- 17:18Speaker 2: Prosecution.
- 17:20Speaker 1: So that's been my argument.
- 17:21Speaker 2: Quite a lot. I got a message. Laura Dunn wants
- 17:25Speaker 2: to come back on the podcast. She's a survivor of
- 17:28Speaker 2: campus rape and has advocated for this in legislation in D.C.
- 17:33Speaker 2: So she's going to come back on next week. She
- 17:35Speaker 2: couldn't do it today. But she's going to come. So
- 17:38Speaker 2: it'll be next Thursday.
- 17:39Speaker 1: I mean, I... I love the idea that we have
- 17:43Speaker 1: had some really interesting guests who are well-versed in certain
- 17:48Speaker 1: topics and that we're able to use them as a
- 17:50Speaker 1: resource to have them back on. I just wish we
- 17:53Speaker 1: didn't have to.
- 17:54Speaker 2: Yes.
- 17:54Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
- 17:55Speaker 2: We didn't have to keep having on.
- 17:56Speaker 1: I'm really glad that Karina's going to be on today.
- 17:58Speaker 2: Because Laura Dunn's coming next week. Karina Lane is coming
- 18:00Speaker 2: on today to talk about executions because of that botched
- 18:03Speaker 2: execution in Tennessee.
- 18:04Speaker 1: And I just wish that we didn't have to have
- 18:07Speaker 1: them on. Do you know what I mean? It's great
- 18:09Speaker 1: to be able to.
- 18:10Speaker 2: I would love to have a comic on every week. Sure. Yeah,
- 18:12Speaker 2: it would be nice to not have to have on
- 18:14Speaker 2: the death penalty expert.
- 18:17Speaker 1: Because of a botched death penalty. Not because we're trying
- 18:19Speaker 1: to get educated.
- 18:19Speaker 2: Not because we don't love her, yeah.
- 18:21Speaker 1: Not because we're not looking for education, but because we
- 18:23Speaker 1: want her to discuss all the ways this went wrong. Yeah.
- 18:27Speaker 2: Right.
- 18:28Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Ugh.
- 18:30Speaker 2: But yeah, it is so, it's so distressing.
- 18:32Speaker 1: It is distressing. And I mean, and the other, I'll say, sorry,
- 18:36Speaker 1: I'll say the other thing that's been in my algorithm
- 18:39Speaker 1: is I am.
- 18:40Speaker 3: I.
- 18:42Speaker 1: Am so dialed in to this Nolan Wells case. So
- 18:47Speaker 1: this country does not care about women at all. And
- 18:51Speaker 1: we know that they don't care about young black men either.
- 18:55Speaker 1: And I got to tell you, I don't care what
- 18:59Speaker 1: they say. Those boys did something to Nolan Wells.
- 19:04Speaker 2: Well, he didn't drown.
- 19:05Speaker 1: He didn't drown. He didn't drown. He didn't drown. And
- 19:07Speaker 1: his phone was manipulated. Yeah. So you tell me. There's
- 19:13Speaker 1: a part of me that just wants to sort of
- 19:18Speaker 1: gather up like young black boys and girls and just
- 19:23Speaker 1: try and explain to them why. they need to be
- 19:27Speaker 1: choosy about who they allow near them. I say this
- 19:32Speaker 1: to everybody, all the young people in my life. I
- 19:34Speaker 1: say this to KP all the time. You are the
- 19:37Speaker 1: most important person to us. And we want you to
- 19:42Speaker 1: be safe. We want you to come home every day.
- 19:44Speaker 1: And not everybody should be allowed to be near you.
- 19:49Speaker 1: And you need to be really choosy, no matter how
- 19:51Speaker 1: cool you think they are, how much fun you think
- 19:54Speaker 1: it is. It's not safe. It's not safe. I find
- 19:59Speaker 1: it really upsetting.
- 19:59Speaker 2: Excuse me. And it's good parenting advice, right? Like just having,
- 20:04Speaker 2: making sure your kid is, I mean, I don't have kids,
- 20:07Speaker 2: but I can imagine who you surround yourself with is
- 20:10Speaker 2: just as important as the choices you're making, whether it's
- 20:14Speaker 2: like a dangerous choice or not. Right.
- 20:15Speaker 1: But I mean, I think, yes, it's important for kids
- 20:18Speaker 1: to know that. It's important to bring home that message.
- 20:20Speaker 1: But I think it's important for us, right? Like, you know,
- 20:23Speaker 1: think about the shitty relationships that you had in your early,
- 20:27Speaker 1: you know, in your 20s, in your 30s. Do you
- 20:29Speaker 1: know what I mean? And like, or, you know, anyway.
- 20:32Speaker 1: But yeah, I think Everybody needs to take home that lesson.
- 20:36Speaker 1: Be careful. Be really, really choosy. If somebody makes you
- 20:39Speaker 1: feel like shit about yourself or you feel uncomfortable. Right.
- 20:43Speaker 2: It's not even just about like a Nolan Wells situation, right?
- 20:46Speaker 2: It's about everything.
- 20:47Speaker 1: It's about access to you. It is about everything. But
- 20:50Speaker 1: I am really thinking about Nolan Wells. And I'm thinking
- 20:54Speaker 1: about young people of color who find themselves the only
- 21:01Speaker 1: one in their friend group. And you got to be careful.
- 21:05Speaker 1: And I make no apologies for that. You know, you
- 21:07Speaker 1: have to be careful because it seems to me that
- 21:15Speaker 1: we are living in a world where black and brown people,
- 21:20Speaker 1: queer people, women are disposable.
- 21:24Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 21:24Speaker 3: Right. No, it's true.
- 21:25Speaker 1: And no one cares about what happens to them. So
- 21:28Speaker 1: we need to care about what happens to us. Right. Right.
- 21:31Speaker 1: So as a black woman who loves black people, that
- 21:37Speaker 1: is what I want to do. I want to protect them.
- 21:39Speaker 2: I keep thinking about the prosecutor, the chief investigator, that woman,
- 21:43Speaker 2: that white woman in Mississippi who held a press conference
- 21:47Speaker 2: about how the white kids' families were getting threats.
- 21:51Speaker 1: Never mind about the dead black kid.
- 21:55Speaker 2: In your district.
- 21:56Speaker 1: Right, right.
- 21:57Speaker 2: Didn't have a press conference over that.
- 21:59Speaker 1: Right, right. And just looking at Nolan Wells' mom talking
- 22:05Speaker 1: about her son, really, really just, it breaks my heart.
- 22:11Speaker 1: It's such a waste. It's such a waste of a
- 22:15Speaker 1: young life, somebody who was full of potential and.
- 22:19Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 22:21Speaker 2: I have like no words. No, I agree.
- 22:23Speaker 1: It's there's, I mean, there isn't, I don't know if
- 22:25Speaker 1: there is anything.
- 22:27Speaker 3: Right.
- 22:28Speaker 1: It's just, it's just, it's, um, it's heartbreaking. It really,
- 22:32Speaker 1: really is. Yeah. Right. And I mean, and, and the
- 22:37Speaker 1: thing about it is, you know, there's, there's no reason,
- 22:39Speaker 1: you know, we always trying to, um, We try and
- 22:42Speaker 1: have a really good time on our show, right?
- 22:44Speaker 2: No, I know.
- 22:45Speaker 1: But we want to also talk about things that make
- 22:48Speaker 1: all of us a little uncomfortable because it's important. It's important.
- 22:54Speaker 2: Yeah, I want people to get involved in that investigation.
- 22:59Speaker 2: I think because it is... Mississippi, I feel like people,
- 23:04Speaker 2: and it's a black kid, so many people are focused
- 23:08Speaker 2: on things like Lindsay Clancy. I keep talking about it,
- 23:10Speaker 2: but they came up around the same time in my feed,
- 23:13Speaker 2: in my algorithm, in my fan base. And I just
- 23:17Speaker 2: feel like that attention needs to- There's not.
- 23:20Speaker 1: Enough attention on this.
- 23:20Speaker 2: There's not enough attention on this.
- 23:21Speaker 1: There's not enough attention on this. There's not enough attention on.
- 23:26Speaker 2: Don Lemon's doing a great job. Yes. Don Lemon every
- 23:29Speaker 2: single day.
- 23:29Speaker 1: Yes.
- 23:30Speaker 2: He is.
- 23:31Speaker 1: He is. But, you know, also the lynchings that are
- 23:34Speaker 1: taking place in the South.
- 23:35Speaker 2: Nancy Grace has, like, come back and, yeah.
- 23:38Speaker 1: It's just not enough. And, you know, and it doesn't
- 23:41Speaker 1: help that, you know, the presence of the United States
- 23:44Speaker 1: is a disgusting, reprehensible human being. Right.
- 23:46Speaker 2: And he's literally, like, it's not even a dog whistle anymore.
- 23:49Speaker 2: It's just a whistle.
- 23:50Speaker 1: Right.
- 23:51Speaker 2: Like, they're wearing the hoods in public.
- 23:52Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 23:52Speaker 2: They are.
- 23:53Speaker 1: Yes, they are.
- 23:54Speaker 2: And he's doing the same for the Cornell 7, right?
- 23:57Speaker 2: I mean, he's doing the same thing there. So, I mean,
- 23:59Speaker 2: these are hard conversations. It doesn't mean we don't have them.
- 24:02Speaker 2: And I think having people like Laura Dunn and Corrine
- 24:04Speaker 2: Alleyne on to talk about it. So we have some
- 24:08Speaker 2: expertise in the room.
- 24:08Speaker 1: Yeah, we need that.
- 24:09Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay. We'll be right back. We're going to talk
- 24:12Speaker 2: about the death penalty. We're going to talk about the
- 24:14Speaker 2: recent botched execution in Tennessee. That defendant is currently on
- 24:19Speaker 2: life support. Unbelievable. But Karina Lane is going to take
- 24:23Speaker 2: us through that case and talk to us about how
- 24:26Speaker 2: did we get here in this country with the death
- 24:27Speaker 2: penalty in America. So stick around. Welcome back. This is
- 24:35Speaker 2: Under Oath. Today we are pleased to have joining us
- 24:39Speaker 2: virtually Karina Barrett Lane, who you may remember from our
- 24:43Speaker 2: podcast a few months ago. Karina Barrett-Lane is a professor
- 24:48Speaker 2: of law at the University of Richmond School of Law.
- 24:50Speaker 2: She's one of the nation's leading authorities on the death penalty.
- 24:54Speaker 2: And we thought it was important that we invite Karina
- 24:56Speaker 2: back here today so we could talk about the Pike case,
- 24:58Speaker 2: which is dominating headlines right now in Tennessee. I was
- 25:01Speaker 2: actually in Tennessee for a trial for a totally different
- 25:05Speaker 2: case at the time that this was happening last week.
- 25:08Speaker 2: So thank you for joining us.
- 25:09Speaker 1: It's good to see you, Karina.
- 25:11Speaker 3: So nice to be here. It's nice to see you again,
- 25:14Speaker 3: Michael and Melissa.
- 25:15Speaker 2: Let's just jump into it, Karina. I would love to
- 25:18Speaker 2: know if you could tell us a little bit about
- 25:20Speaker 2: this case, give us a brief overview of the background,
- 25:22Speaker 2: maybe people who missed the headlines last week.
- 25:25Speaker 3: She was supposed to be executed by the state of
- 25:29Speaker 3: Tennessee last week. They tried multiple times to insert an IV.
- 25:36Speaker 3: They were able to get the IV, and then they
- 25:41Speaker 3: injected two full 5-grams uh injections of pentobarbital and she
- 25:48Speaker 3: didn't die and um you know she's still right now
- 25:52Speaker 3: she's still in the hospital on life support apparently she's still.
- 25:57Speaker 2: Unconscious and so how this sort of how this sort
- 26:01Speaker 2: of functions just so people can get sort of like
- 26:04Speaker 2: backed up into this is how um this is not
- 26:08Speaker 2: uncommon that people have a botched execution in america right
- 26:13Speaker 2: this is like a pretty In your research from working
- 26:17Speaker 2: on your book, this happens all the time. Maybe not
- 26:19Speaker 2: this exact specific pack pattern, but it's pretty common.
- 26:25Speaker 3: You're so right, Michael. Botched executions really do happen all
- 26:30Speaker 3: the time with lethal injection. The botch rate for lethal
- 26:33Speaker 3: injection is twice that of other methods. Now, it depends
- 26:37Speaker 3: on the year, but typically it's 7% to 8%. All
- 26:41Speaker 3: the other methods are around 3%. But in 2022, it
- 26:45Speaker 3: was like 35%. One in three of every executions that
- 26:50Speaker 3: year was botched. And now we have some executions that
- 26:54Speaker 3: have been so botched that the person survives their own execution,
- 26:59Speaker 3: which was nearly unheard of before lethal injection.
- 27:03Speaker 1: And what happens to the person who survives? I mean,
- 27:06Speaker 1: are they surviving and they're back in jail or are
- 27:09Speaker 1: they sort of surviving by being kept on life support? Yeah.
- 27:14Speaker 3: Well, we've never had one like in ever to my knowledge. No,
- 27:19Speaker 3: I would know. Um, we've never had one where they're
- 27:23Speaker 3: being kept on life support where it's, you know, botched
- 27:25Speaker 3: and they're in this middle in between space. Um, we
- 27:30Speaker 3: have had numerous ones where they've survived their own execution
- 27:33Speaker 3: and under current Supreme court precedent, the state can try again.
- 27:39Speaker 3: So in 2024, the state of Alabama executed two people
- 27:45Speaker 3: that it had botched so badly they survived. One of
- 27:49Speaker 3: them had been punctured 18 times with a needle, you know,
- 27:56Speaker 3: which is just torturous. And then they came back in
- 27:59Speaker 3: 2024 and gassed them to death. So You know, oftentimes
- 28:05Speaker 3: these are people, this is a geriatric population with really
- 28:09Speaker 3: poor health. So a lot of times they die on
- 28:11Speaker 3: their own before the state can get around to executing
- 28:14Speaker 3: them again.
- 28:14Speaker 1: Okay.
- 28:15Speaker 2: And I guess like, why is it that it takes
- 28:19Speaker 2: so long for a state to get to an execution
- 28:22Speaker 2: with a criminal in most of these Southern states?
- 28:26Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a really good question, Michael. And I think
- 28:29Speaker 3: that's a really important question because the time between death
- 28:33Speaker 3: sentence and execution is 21 years now. That's the national average.
- 28:39Speaker 3: That's not just Southern states. And I do hear a
- 28:43Speaker 3: lot of people saying, well, just hurry up. Krista Pike,
- 28:47Speaker 3: she was on death row for 31 years. It was
- 28:51Speaker 3: 31 years ago. So she's above the national average. But
- 28:54Speaker 3: I do hear people say, hurry up. And I don't know.
- 28:57Speaker 3: I mean, you tell me what you all think. But
- 28:59Speaker 3: for me, at least- I look at this and we
- 29:03Speaker 3: now are in the 50th year of the modern era
- 29:07Speaker 3: of the death penalty, which started in 1976. We've had
- 29:12Speaker 3: 1,670 executions. And in that time, we've also had 203
- 29:17Speaker 3: people exonerated from death row. So when you put those
- 29:21Speaker 3: two things together, for every 8.5 people that we've executed,
- 29:26Speaker 3: there's one that the state is like, oh, I'm so sorry.
- 29:29Speaker 3: We got that one totally wrong.
- 29:30Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 29:32Speaker 3: And then even aside from actual innocence and exonerations, anywhere
- 29:38Speaker 3: from 50% to 70%. of all death sentences are overturned
- 29:43Speaker 3: on appeal. Um, and the top two reasons are grossly
- 29:48Speaker 3: ineffective assistance of counsel and prosecutorial misconduct. So, you know,
- 29:53Speaker 3: those are not misplaced paper clips. Those are serious constitutional
- 29:58Speaker 3: errors that go to the truth-seeking function of trial. So
- 30:01Speaker 3: I'm like, you know, I'm with Justice Breyer who once said,
- 30:05Speaker 3: he wrote, you can have a fast death penalty or
- 30:09Speaker 3: a fair death penalty, but you cannot have both.
- 30:12Speaker 2: Interesting. So the way it's sort of structured now, the
- 30:16Speaker 2: duration that it takes from conviction to the actual execution
- 30:22Speaker 2: almost serves the defendant, in many instances, right? Because during
- 30:27Speaker 2: that time, these are overturned, these are appealed, these are,
- 30:32Speaker 2: you know, there's an exoneration. It seems like a significant
- 30:37Speaker 2: number of exonerations.
- 30:39Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's true.
- 30:40Speaker 1: I mean, it does, but it also doesn't, right? So
- 30:43Speaker 1: like somebody who has been on death row, like Karina said,
- 30:47Speaker 1: for 21 years, and then something happens and they're able to,
- 30:52Speaker 1: that person being able to be exonerated, that's great. You've
- 30:57Speaker 1: been found that you didn't do what you were accused
- 30:59Speaker 1: of doing, but you spent all this time in prison.
- 31:05Speaker 2: Waiting.
- 31:06Speaker 1: And not just in prison and serving your sentence, but
- 31:09Speaker 1: in prison and waiting, anticipating when the day comes where
- 31:13Speaker 1: someone's going to, the state is going to kill you basically, right? Yeah.
- 31:17Speaker 2: We talked about this last time you were here, just
- 31:19Speaker 2: sort of like the concept of justice when it comes
- 31:21Speaker 2: to a death sentence, right? Like what is that transaction, right?
- 31:25Speaker 2: We're saying this person committed this crime, we're going to
- 31:30Speaker 2: execute them, and that's going to hopefully give some sort
- 31:33Speaker 2: of justice to the victim, to the family. I found
- 31:37Speaker 2: that when I was preparing for this interview, when this
- 31:39Speaker 2: was in the headlines last week, In conversations I was
- 31:42Speaker 2: having with people in my life was this knee-jerk response
- 31:46Speaker 2: that I was hearing from people when I brought up
- 31:49Speaker 2: death sentence and this person, Krista, Krista Pike. As I
- 31:55Speaker 2: was talking to people about this case, the crimes kept
- 31:57Speaker 2: coming up. Everybody wanted to talk about what the crimes were.
- 32:02Speaker 2: Everybody wanted to talk about, well, this happened to this person,
- 32:06Speaker 2: this botched execution. Everyone was pointing to the crime.
- 32:10Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
- 32:11Speaker 2: Well, as if the botched execution is what you deserve.
- 32:16Speaker 2: That's the punishment worthy of the crime, right? And it
- 32:21Speaker 2: just really got me thinking about when we start to
- 32:24Speaker 2: whittle away at the amendments, at the Eighth Amendment, and say, oh, well,
- 32:30Speaker 2: it only applies to people who don't commit heinous crimes.
- 32:33Speaker 2: Or it only applies to, right? Like we start to
- 32:35Speaker 2: kind of chip away at the foundation of that. amendment
- 32:39Speaker 2: and what it means and how it is applied in
- 32:42Speaker 2: the constitution.
- 32:45Speaker 3: Yeah. And, you know, one thing that I hear from
- 32:49Speaker 3: Capitol defenders is that are talking, you know, litigating these
- 32:53Speaker 3: execution method cases is my client was sentenced to death.
- 32:57Speaker 3: He was not science sentenced to torture.
- 33:00Speaker 2: Right. Yes.
- 33:02Speaker 3: You know, and it's like, right. And here's an interesting
- 33:05Speaker 3: thing about, that crime. So it's a terrible crime. We
- 33:09Speaker 3: should just, we should talk about that. It was a
- 33:12Speaker 3: terrible crime.
- 33:13Speaker 2: What was the conviction?
- 33:14Speaker 3: I mean, it was capital murder, but she was with
- 33:16Speaker 3: her boyfriend and they lured this, you know, friend or, or, or,
- 33:23Speaker 3: you know, a classmate into the woods. They bludgeoned her
- 33:27Speaker 3: to death. They even took a little piece of her,
- 33:29Speaker 3: of her skull. And then, um, a pentagram of was
- 33:34Speaker 3: carved into the body. And so it really fed into
- 33:37Speaker 3: this sort of satanic panic that was going on in
- 33:42Speaker 3: the 80s and 90s at the time. And so, yes, terrible.
- 33:46Speaker 3: But also, you look at it, she was 18 years old.
- 33:52Speaker 3: And when you look at the little clip of her
- 33:54Speaker 3: when she's sentenced to death, she's got acne all over
- 33:58Speaker 3: her chin. She's crying for her mom. She was born
- 34:02Speaker 3: with fetal alcohol syndrome. She had suffered horrendous, horrendous sexual
- 34:09Speaker 3: abuse all throughout her childhood. And then she was also
- 34:13Speaker 3: violently raped as a teenager. She, you know, she goes
- 34:17Speaker 3: to trial, the boyfriend, right? who allegedly is the one
- 34:21Speaker 3: that carved the pentagram, he gets life with the possibility
- 34:25Speaker 3: of parole. So he could walk, you know, and yet,
- 34:29Speaker 3: you know, here we are. And I think one of
- 34:32Speaker 3: the things that I had heard from her, and this
- 34:36Speaker 3: wasn't her last statement. This is when the death warrant
- 34:40Speaker 3: came down. So she had a date and she said,
- 34:43Speaker 3: I'm just going to quote a couple lines. She said,
- 34:45Speaker 3: I was a mentally ill 18 year old kid. It
- 34:49Speaker 3: took me numerous years to even realize the gravity of
- 34:52Speaker 3: what I'd done and even more to accept how many
- 34:55Speaker 3: lives I affected. I took the life of someone's child, sister, friend.
- 34:59Speaker 3: It sickens me now to think I had the ability
- 35:03Speaker 3: to commit such a crime. And I think what's interesting
- 35:07Speaker 3: is the death penalty, it requires us to freeze someone
- 35:11Speaker 3: in a moment in time.
- 35:13Speaker 1: Right.
- 35:14Speaker 3: Like you are this person, your wholesome, everything before, everything
- 35:18Speaker 3: after is in this one, you know, heinous act. And
- 35:24Speaker 3: you look at her and I'm like, okay, who are
- 35:26Speaker 3: we executing?
- 35:27Speaker 2: Right.
- 35:28Speaker 3: You're going to tell me that is a monster. That
- 35:30Speaker 3: is someone who's amoral, that person. Right. Because she's not
- 35:33Speaker 3: the same person. And that's what's hard, I think.
- 35:36Speaker 1: Yeah. Do you think that because this case has gotten
- 35:40Speaker 1: so much attention and it's not the first botched case,
- 35:44Speaker 1: do you have a sense that there's some kind of
- 35:47Speaker 1: a change coming that maybe we as a society, we
- 35:51Speaker 1: are going to look at the death penalty in a
- 35:53Speaker 1: different way? That maybe they'll say, you know what, this
- 35:56Speaker 1: is not who we want to be anymore. You know
- 36:00Speaker 1: what I mean? And so, like you said, that attorney
- 36:03Speaker 1: that you had spoken to had said to you that
- 36:05Speaker 1: their client was sentenced to death, not sentenced to torture.
- 36:10Speaker 1: So is that something that you think is going to
- 36:14Speaker 1: have an impact on how we move forward?
- 36:18Speaker 3: Melissa, I love your optimism.
- 36:20Speaker 1: I know, isn't it nice?
- 36:23Speaker 3: I love the hope, even in the question. And, you know,
- 36:28Speaker 3: I'm like, I mean, I don't know. If there's any
- 36:32Speaker 3: good that will come of this, I think... I hope
- 36:36Speaker 3: it will spur conversations not only about how we kill,
- 36:42Speaker 3: but about whether we should be killing. And I said this,
- 36:46Speaker 3: I think, the last time I was on your show,
- 36:48Speaker 3: but I think lethal injection really just does one thing well. Like,
- 36:55Speaker 3: it is so deeply problematic. This death row population is
- 37:00Speaker 3: a geriatric population with histories of poor health. IV drug use, terrible,
- 37:07Speaker 3: notoriously weak veins. She's an example of that, but it
- 37:11Speaker 3: could happen to any state in any person. They can't
- 37:15Speaker 3: get the medical doctors. They can't get the drugs. It's just,
- 37:19Speaker 3: it's so expensive. It's all under the table. So why
- 37:22Speaker 3: are they doing it? And I think lethal injection just
- 37:25Speaker 3: does one thing well, and that is it really hides
- 37:28Speaker 3: the what an execution is. You know, it hides the
- 37:33Speaker 3: violence inherent in taking someone's life. And I just, I
- 37:39Speaker 3: was thinking about this statement I had read, the heart
- 37:43Speaker 3: stops reluctantly. And, you know, what they were talking about
- 37:47Speaker 3: is before the heart is ready to stop beating on
- 37:51Speaker 3: its own, it takes physical force. It takes violence to
- 37:54Speaker 3: stop the heart from beating.
- 37:56Speaker 1: Okay.
- 37:56Speaker 3: So it could be a car accident or homicide or
- 37:59Speaker 3: an execution, but it's going to take physical force. It's
- 38:02Speaker 3: going to take violence. And the thing that lethal injection
- 38:06Speaker 3: has been doing for the last 45 years is allowing
- 38:11Speaker 3: us to deny that, to tell ourselves, These people are
- 38:15Speaker 3: just drifting off to forever sleep. It's like putting down
- 38:18Speaker 3: a beloved pet. And the truth is, it's nothing like that.
- 38:23Speaker 3: And they've used a paralytic and they've done this and
- 38:25Speaker 3: that to make us think that. But then you have
- 38:28Speaker 3: these instances where it's like, oh, wait a minute. This
- 38:33Speaker 3: is actually a really violent act.
- 38:36Speaker 2: And we're sort of covering it up with a medical
- 38:38Speaker 2: procedure and sort of like glossing over it. And then
- 38:41Speaker 2: I also think that Even just to get there, the
- 38:45Speaker 2: notion that, what would it be? I'm bad at math,
- 38:48Speaker 2: but you said there were 1,600.
- 38:50Speaker 3: Yeah, there were 1,670. You got to keep an eye
- 38:54Speaker 3: on Florida. They're executing people left and right. But 1,670
- 38:57Speaker 3: and then 203. So I just rounded up to 1,700
- 38:59Speaker 3: and rounded down to 200 and got 8.5. That's a
- 39:00Speaker 3: really high exoneration rate. It's terrible.
- 39:10Speaker 2: It's a terrible number. And if we're looking at trials,
- 39:13Speaker 2: we're executing someone now. The trial took place 30 years ago.
- 39:17Speaker 3: Absolutely.
- 39:18Speaker 2: How were we looking at evidence back then?
- 39:20Speaker 3: Yes.
- 39:20Speaker 2: How were we looking at biased juries back then? What
- 39:24Speaker 2: was the DNA samples like in the 80s? You know
- 39:28Speaker 2: what I mean? I think- it gets so concerning and
- 39:33Speaker 2: the further back you look and then the evidence is
- 39:35Speaker 2: older and older and older. For me, people are always
- 39:39Speaker 2: asking me, how could you possibly defend a criminal? How
- 39:42Speaker 2: could you possibly defend someone who did something wrong? I'm like,
- 39:45Speaker 2: where's the accountability? We've got to make sure that if
- 39:47Speaker 2: anyone's going away for anything, that accountability was followed and
- 39:50Speaker 2: that they're there because that's exactly what happened and they're
- 39:54Speaker 2: serving the time for that crime, not because we accidentally
- 39:59Speaker 2: put them there through some oversight. Right.
- 40:02Speaker 3: I love, Michael, it's such a defense lawyer thing, but
- 40:06Speaker 3: I love that that is your perspective because I was
- 40:09Speaker 3: talking to someone else and they said, well, what if
- 40:11Speaker 3: we could get it right? What if we didn't have
- 40:13Speaker 3: to worry about that? What if we were sure? And
- 40:15Speaker 3: I said to him, they're always sure. I feel that
- 40:20Speaker 3: the juries, I don't think any jury is going into
- 40:22Speaker 3: this going like, oh yeah, let's give him death. And
- 40:25Speaker 3: so you think of the Texas cases and it's like, no,
- 40:29Speaker 3: now they're dealing with shaken baby syndrome. But the people
- 40:33Speaker 3: that got death, on that evidence, you know, you had
- 40:36Speaker 3: experts saying, no, I'm sure you could never get this
- 40:39Speaker 3: brain damage, you know, just by somebody falling down the stairs,
- 40:43Speaker 3: you had to have done something. Now they're like, oops,
- 40:45Speaker 3: sorry about that.
- 40:46Speaker 2: We were wrong.
- 40:48Speaker 3: Same thing with fire, you know, arson evidence, same thing
- 40:51Speaker 3: with bite mark evidence, you know, and so same thing
- 40:54Speaker 3: with eyewitness testimony, false confessions, confessions, no one would ever,
- 41:01Speaker 3: confess to a murder unless they did it. Why would
- 41:03Speaker 3: they do that? And yet, we have DNA exoneration.
- 41:06Speaker 1: It happens often. Yeah.
- 41:08Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 41:09Speaker 2: So, this execution was clearly botched. She's now on life support.
- 41:14Speaker 2: What happens now? Like, where does this go from here?
- 41:18Speaker 3: Boy, I think we're all holding our breath on that one. So,
- 41:23Speaker 3: what we know is that if she recovers, the state
- 41:28Speaker 3: can try again.
- 41:28Speaker 1: Right?
- 41:29Speaker 3: So, like, Now, I will say, just because there was
- 41:34Speaker 3: a botched execution does not stop the state from trying again.
- 41:37Speaker 3: The state can try again. But there's also a competency
- 41:41Speaker 3: requirement to executions. So the state has to show that
- 41:46Speaker 3: she is aware of the state trying to kill her
- 41:52Speaker 3: and the reason. She doesn't have to remember the crime.
- 41:55Speaker 2: Why is there a competency requirement?
- 41:58Speaker 3: I mean, it goes to the basic punishment purposes of
- 42:01Speaker 3: the death penalty.
- 42:02Speaker 2: They want people to know that.
- 42:04Speaker 1: Do you know what you did?
- 42:05Speaker 3: This is why. But, you know, there was a case
- 42:08Speaker 3: several years ago and the man had organic brain damage
- 42:13Speaker 3: and it was, you know, something that you could see. Like,
- 42:15Speaker 3: there was no chance. He was malingering. He didn't remember.
- 42:20Speaker 3: He couldn't say his ABCs. And the court was like, yeah,
- 42:24Speaker 3: you know, I think, you know, but as long as
- 42:26Speaker 3: the state tells him we're We're killing you for this.
- 42:30Speaker 3: And as long as he understands it in that moment,
- 42:32Speaker 3: I think we're good, you know? And so for her,
- 42:36Speaker 3: even though a botched execution wouldn't necessarily stop the state
- 42:40Speaker 3: from trying again, if she's, you know, got permanent brain
- 42:43Speaker 3: damage or she's, you know, on life support or something
- 42:46Speaker 3: like that, she's not competent to be executed. So they can't,
- 42:52Speaker 3: you know, for that reason, they can't try again.
- 42:55Speaker 1: Okay. Okay. Wow. Wow.
- 42:58Speaker 2: So it's so heavy. Sorry.
- 43:00Speaker 1: It just feels so heavy.
- 43:02Speaker 2: Tennessee.
- 43:03Speaker 3: Oh, Tennessee.
- 43:05Speaker 2: Oh, Tennessee. CJ hit us with Tennessee's state slogan. Tennessee
- 43:12Speaker 2: done this before. They're out here botching executions. They're known
- 43:16Speaker 2: for it.
- 43:21Speaker 1: I had this conversation with some friends over the weekend
- 43:24Speaker 1: about this particular case. And the amount of people who
- 43:28Speaker 1: don't know how this happens is astounding. And again, and
- 43:33Speaker 1: the only reason why I know is because of the
- 43:35Speaker 1: conversation that we had. And so here I am educating
- 43:38Speaker 1: other people about this thing. And I think that people
- 43:42Speaker 1: do think you just kind of like drift off to
- 43:45Speaker 1: sleep and this is completely nonviolent. And that's why I
- 43:50Speaker 1: was wondering- Because of this case, the people who've been
- 43:55Speaker 1: paying attention now know that it is not quiet or gentle,
- 43:59Speaker 1: that it can be very violent. And that's why I
- 44:02Speaker 1: was wondering, is there any sort of chatter about how
- 44:07Speaker 1: we should go forward? This is not about setting somebody
- 44:10Speaker 1: like Krista Pike free. There's a difference. There's a difference
- 44:14Speaker 1: between making sure that she serves out her life sentence
- 44:20Speaker 1: versus being executed or not really executed. Because now she's
- 44:26Speaker 1: in this in-between place. I mean, she's alive, but barely, right?
- 44:30Speaker 1: Something is keeping her alive. I don't know.
- 44:34Speaker 3: I really like that you circled back to this, Melissa,
- 44:38Speaker 3: because I think right now states, executing states around the
- 44:43Speaker 3: country are looking at her situation and saying, that could
- 44:47Speaker 3: happen to us.
- 44:47Speaker 2: Sure.
- 44:48Speaker 3: Easy peasy. That could totally happen to us. All of these,
- 44:52Speaker 3: you know, people have notoriously weak veins. So like what
- 44:55Speaker 3: happened to her could happen to all of, you know, anyone.
- 45:00Speaker 3: And I wonder if they're thinking it's 31 years later.
- 45:03Speaker 3: Let's think about what we've done. This poor victim's mother
- 45:08Speaker 3: has been waiting 31 years. And of course she's bitter. And,
- 45:15Speaker 3: you know, of course she's livid. And who's talking about
- 45:20Speaker 3: the victim? Everyone now is talking about Krista.
- 45:22Speaker 2: Right.
- 45:22Speaker 3: Yes.
- 45:23Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 45:24Speaker 3: And it's like, I wonder if states are thinking to themselves.
- 45:27Speaker 3: I kind of hope they are. But again, Melissa, I
- 45:29Speaker 3: don't know that I have your optimistic spirit. But I
- 45:35Speaker 3: wonder if states are thinking, gosh, we can take life
- 45:39Speaker 3: without asking some poor prison guard to kill somebody.
- 45:42Speaker 1: Right.
- 45:43Speaker 3: We can take life. It's called life without parole. They're
- 45:46Speaker 3: never getting out. And by the way, you will save
- 45:49Speaker 3: millions and you'll let that poor victim family go. Because
- 45:54Speaker 3: here's the thing.
- 45:55Speaker 2: They're stuck in limbo. They don't get the closure.
- 45:58Speaker 3: Right. I feel like we, if we were really being honest,
- 46:02Speaker 3: you know, with the, with the surviving, you know, family
- 46:06Speaker 3: members of the, of these homicide victims, we would say
- 46:09Speaker 3: to them, you just lost the most important person in
- 46:13Speaker 3: your life. And now to vindicate that life, we're going
- 46:17Speaker 3: to take a couple decades of your life. Yes. And
- 46:21Speaker 3: you will not move on. You're going to be there
- 46:23Speaker 3: with all the appeals, all of the clemency hearings. You're
- 46:25Speaker 3: going to know when they go to the infirmary, you're
- 46:28Speaker 3: going to be stuck in this holding pattern and you.
- 46:30Speaker 2: Will get there.
- 46:32Speaker 3: And it's just like, why wouldn't you just let them,
- 46:37Speaker 3: you know, let those people go take the money that
- 46:40Speaker 3: you'd saved. I mean, put it in a victim compensation fund,
- 46:43Speaker 3: put it into solving cold cases, which are now at
- 46:46Speaker 3: an all-time high. Like, I just, I wonder if they're
- 46:50Speaker 3: having that conversation.
- 46:52Speaker 1: They're not.
- 46:54Speaker 3: Okay, so you're not as optimistic. No, not at all.
- 46:57Speaker 1: You know what it is? I'm not actually optimistic. I
- 47:01Speaker 1: wish that I was, which is why I ask questions
- 47:03Speaker 1: like that, right? Because show me that people are thinking.
- 47:06Speaker 1: Show me that people are considering that, having those conversations.
- 47:09Speaker 1: Like you just said, hey, you know what? Because that
- 47:13Speaker 1: makes me feel like people care about justice, actual justice.
- 47:21Speaker 1: Because like you said, now Colleen Slemmer's family Colleen has
- 47:26Speaker 1: gotten forgotten.
- 47:27Speaker 2: Right. We're all talking about Krista.
- 47:28Speaker 1: We're talking about Krista.
- 47:29Speaker 2: Right.
- 47:30Speaker 1: And so had they just said, you know what, we're
- 47:32Speaker 1: going to put Krista in prison forever, then her family
- 47:37Speaker 1: would have been able to say, you know what, this
- 47:39Speaker 1: person is, this is the best that we could do.
- 47:42Speaker 1: They're going to be in prison forever. And that's the
- 47:44Speaker 1: end of it. And now we can try and move
- 47:48Speaker 1: on from this horrible loss that we've suffered. Right.
- 47:52Speaker 3: That's the thing. Like all the research shows closure comes
- 47:55Speaker 3: from closure. Like closure comes when.
- 47:58Speaker 2: The case is done.
- 47:59Speaker 3: And that's not the death penalty. Here's another thing that
- 48:04Speaker 3: I was thinking about because I was recently in Oklahoma.
- 48:08Speaker 3: And I was thinking, you know, who do we talk
- 48:10Speaker 3: about when we're talking about the Oklahoma City bombing? Who
- 48:13Speaker 3: do we talk about? We talk about Timothy McVeigh, right?
- 48:16Speaker 3: We talk about the guy we executed. But do you
- 48:19Speaker 3: know he had a co-defendant? He had a co-defendant. He
- 48:22Speaker 3: got life. Do you even know his name?
- 48:24Speaker 1: I don't.
- 48:25Speaker 3: We don't.
- 48:26Speaker 1: Terry Nichols, you know?
- 48:27Speaker 3: And it's just like, if you want to throw someone
- 48:31Speaker 3: into the trash bin of history and never talk about
- 48:34Speaker 3: them again, it's that guy that got the life sentence.
- 48:38Speaker 3: Everyone's forgotten about him. He's just dying in a cell.
- 48:41Speaker 2: Well, I mean, you brought it up earlier. Krista's boyfriend
- 48:45Speaker 2: at the time was a co-defendant here, right? I mean,
- 48:48Speaker 2: he had his own trial. He got life in prison.
- 48:51Speaker 2: It sounds like some of.
- 48:54Speaker 3: With parole.
- 48:55Speaker 2: Right. And some of the conviction was maybe put upon her.
- 48:58Speaker 2: Like there was a deal struck with the prosecutor. Like
- 49:01Speaker 2: some of the maiming of the body was potentially... He
- 49:05Speaker 2: testified against her maybe? I don't know. But the notion
- 49:09Speaker 2: that she got the death penalty and he got life
- 49:13Speaker 2: with parole for the same exact crime.
- 49:16Speaker 1: Right. Oh, yeah.
- 49:18Speaker 2: Just illustrates... how you can ask 12 jurors and get
- 49:24Speaker 2: 13 opinions about any given case.
- 49:28Speaker 3: You know, the other thing about Krista Pike's case, speaking
- 49:33Speaker 3: from a lawyer's point of view, is all of the
- 49:37Speaker 3: abuse that she had been through, all of that stuff,
- 49:40Speaker 3: Her lawyer at the time, like the jury didn't see
- 49:44Speaker 3: any of that. And so she had a claim of
- 49:48Speaker 3: ineffective assistance of counsel. And the Sixth Circuit looked at
- 49:52Speaker 3: it and said, oh, geez, like this is a constitutional violation.
- 49:56Speaker 3: This woman may get a new trial. We're just going
- 49:59Speaker 3: to put the execution on hold until we can actually
- 50:03Speaker 3: get a full hearing on whether or not we can
- 50:07Speaker 3: even kill her.
- 50:08Speaker 2: Right.
- 50:09Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 50:09Speaker 3: And this United States Supreme Court lifts the stay on
- 50:14Speaker 3: the shadow docket. No briefing. No, no opinion.
- 50:18Speaker 2: They just said go forward.
- 50:20Speaker 3: They just said go for it.
- 50:22Speaker 2: And that was recent. That was the current Supreme Court.
- 50:25Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 50:25Speaker 2: Wow.
- 50:25Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 50:26Speaker 3: That's our pro-life court.
- 50:28Speaker 2: Right.
- 50:28Speaker 1: Yes, exactly.
- 50:31Speaker 2: So, you know, they're pro-life until you're born.
- 50:34Speaker 1: Right.
- 50:34Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. I call that pro-birth.
- 50:37Speaker 2: After that, yes, exactly. Yeah, that's pro-birth. Yeah. Wow. You're
- 50:43Speaker 2: blowing my mind.
- 50:44Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, and I hope that you're blowing the minds.
- 50:47Speaker 2: Of everybody who hears us. Yeah, a lot of people.
- 50:49Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 50:49Speaker 2: I mean, your book is so.
- 50:51Speaker 1: It's, again, because so many people really don't understand. They're
- 50:56Speaker 1: thinking about vengeance and justice, but this is It's not.
- 51:01Speaker 2: It's nuanced, right? Just look at fetal alcohol syndrome alone.
- 51:06Speaker 2: What we knew about it, what we thought about it
- 51:08Speaker 2: as society in the 80s versus today, I mean, the
- 51:13Speaker 2: studies on it alone, the notion, she would have been
- 51:18Speaker 2: tried probably as an incompetent person with a severe disability
- 51:24Speaker 2: today versus in the 80s.
- 51:25Speaker 1: Or at least it would have been introduced. Here's what
- 51:28Speaker 1: you need to know about Krista. This is how she
- 51:30Speaker 1: grew up. This is what happened to her. She's been
- 51:33Speaker 1: fighting this uphill battle her entire life because of X, Y,
- 51:38Speaker 1: and Z. But the jury never heard any of those things.
- 51:41Speaker 1: So she was just this monster.
- 51:43Speaker 2: Who did this thing.
- 51:45Speaker 1: She was just this monster who did this thing.
- 51:47Speaker 3: Right.
- 51:47Speaker 2: Did the boyfriend testify and say... It was all her idea, right? Like,
- 51:52Speaker 2: we don't know.
- 51:52Speaker 1: We don't even know. We don't even know.
- 51:54Speaker 2: Do you cover similar cases to this in your book?
- 52:00Speaker 3: Oh, my goodness. I mean, you know, the book, I
- 52:03Speaker 3: don't make an argument in the book at all. What
- 52:06Speaker 3: I do is relentlessly document what the state is doing
- 52:11Speaker 3: in our name. And so it's story after story after
- 52:14Speaker 3: story after story. that are just like this. And I
- 52:21Speaker 3: think what people should know is this is inherent in
- 52:26Speaker 3: the project of lethal injection. You're going to have veins
- 52:31Speaker 3: that you can't get into and have to puncture 18 times.
- 52:35Speaker 3: You're going to have veins that collapse. And so just
- 52:38Speaker 3: like in her case, the drugs are going into the
- 52:41Speaker 3: surrounding tissue and then you've got chemical burns and I mean,
- 52:47Speaker 3: this is inherent in this. You know, what you were
- 52:52Speaker 3: saying about, you know, what the jury heard and didn't hear,
- 52:57Speaker 3: it's important to realize that at trial, it's literally life
- 53:01Speaker 3: or death. It is true life, life without parole. You're
- 53:04Speaker 3: never getting out or death. And so that's the stakes
- 53:08Speaker 3: on the table. And so what a jury is looking
- 53:11Speaker 3: at is, is this person such a monster? So bad.
- 53:17Speaker 3: That they are the worst of the worst. And when
- 53:19Speaker 3: you have someone who's been sexually abused from the start,
- 53:23Speaker 3: who didn't have a chance from the start, like that's
- 53:25Speaker 3: when you look and say, they should, you know, as
- 53:28Speaker 3: Melissa said, they're never getting out. I'm not saying let
- 53:31Speaker 3: them out. Right. What I am saying is, is that
- 53:34Speaker 3: person the worst of the worst? That's your worst of
- 53:37Speaker 3: the worst? The one that didn't have a chance from
- 53:40Speaker 3: the start?
- 53:40Speaker 2: Right. And is that how it's being framed to the jury?
- 53:43Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
- 53:45Speaker 2: Probably not.
- 53:45Speaker 1: Okay.
- 53:46Speaker 2: Well, thank you so much for joining us. I so
- 53:47Speaker 2: appreciate you coming on at the last minute and talking
- 53:50Speaker 2: about this case. I saw it in the headlines and
- 53:52Speaker 2: I thought we had to have Karina on. So thank
- 53:54Speaker 2: you for joining us.
- 53:55Speaker 1: It's good to see you and great to talk to
- 53:56Speaker 1: you again. Thank you so much.
- 53:58Speaker 3: Thank you. Thanks for having me.
- 54:00Speaker 1: Of course.
- 54:00Speaker 3: You all are amazing.
- 54:02Speaker 2: This is Tales from the DMs. We're going to read
- 54:04Speaker 2: all your wicked and wild and crazy comments from the internet.
- 54:07Speaker 2: We're going to get into it. We're going to read
- 54:09Speaker 2: your reviews. Some of y'all need to put the fucking
- 54:11Speaker 2: pen down.
- 54:14Speaker 1: Friends, friends. What do I always say? While Michael is
- 54:17Speaker 1: a lawyer, he's not your lawyer. So get your own.
- 54:21Speaker 1: We had a lot of really fun feedback from our
- 54:26Speaker 1: chat with Clay Aiken. And I will tell you that
- 54:29Speaker 1: I walked away being very charmed. He was so funny.
- 54:35Speaker 1: He was so funny and so real. And it just was,
- 54:38Speaker 1: you know, we end up with.
- 54:39Speaker 2: People on our show sometimes because I got drunk and
- 54:41Speaker 2: DM to them from the back of a Uber at
- 54:43Speaker 2: four in the morning. And I think Clay might've been
- 54:46Speaker 2: one of those folks. And then I wake up and
- 54:48Speaker 2: sometimes they respond.
- 54:49Speaker 1: I love that.
- 54:50Speaker 2: And then they're like, yeah, CJ booked them. Let's do it. So, uh,
- 54:54Speaker 2: someone said, I didn't realize Clay was this funny. I
- 54:56Speaker 2: love it. The three of you together is amazing. Thank you. Uh,
- 55:01Speaker 2: I've watched many interviews of Clay. This has been one
- 55:03Speaker 2: of his funniest by far. So glad you had him on.
- 55:05Speaker 2: Not forgetting, he is an awesome singer too. Really, we
- 55:07Speaker 2: didn't ask him to sing.
- 55:09Speaker 1: Is he allowed to sing?
- 55:11Speaker 2: I guess it's his song. Next time we have him on.
- 55:16Speaker 1: I don't know if people are allowed to sing on
- 55:17Speaker 1: our show. CJ, are people allowed to sing their songs
- 55:20Speaker 1: on our show?
- 55:21Speaker 4: No, it's probably owned by some record label, but he
- 55:25Speaker 4: could have sung like Happy Birthday.
- 55:27Speaker 2: Oh, right.
- 55:28Speaker 1: Okay.
- 55:28Speaker 2: Don't get me started on Happy Birthday.
- 55:30Speaker 1: What's wrong with Happy Birthday?
- 55:31Speaker 2: I don't know. Do we have time for this story? Well,
- 55:33Speaker 2: I'm going to tell the Happy Birthday song story next
- 55:36Speaker 2: episode because it's a whole thing. It was a whole nightmare. Anyway,
- 55:40Speaker 2: a lot of people love the bell. Why? Get my
- 55:45Speaker 2: fucking agent on the phone now. Sophie has a question
- 55:50Speaker 2: about Nolan Wells. Since there's a grand jury declined to
- 55:53Speaker 2: bring charges, any next step for the family to seek justice?
- 55:57Speaker 2: Can they bring it in front of a grand jury again?
- 55:59Speaker 1: Yes.
- 55:59Speaker 2: So grand juries, you can go back if you have
- 56:01Speaker 2: no evidence. There's no double jeopardy in grand juries. So
- 56:07Speaker 2: it is super sus to me that the grand jury
- 56:10Speaker 2: went forward without all of the information. I think it's–
- 56:15Speaker 2: my perspective on that was that– Thank you so much.
- 56:38Speaker 2: There's a lot of political influence there. So that was
- 56:41Speaker 2: sort of my POV watching that grand jury go down.
- 56:43Speaker 2: I think there probably will be some additional grand jury scrutiny.
- 56:48Speaker 2: But so it ain't over. Right. Yeah. What were you
- 56:52Speaker 2: laughing at?
- 56:53Speaker 1: Somebody. Sorry. I was just reading somebody. Her name is Krista.
- 56:59Speaker 1: She sent us a really long message and I was
- 57:02Speaker 1: reading it.
- 57:04Speaker 3: But.
- 57:05Speaker 1: I read the part where she says, P.S. On your
- 57:08Speaker 1: May 11th episode, Transracialism, we have questions still. Melissa talked
- 57:13Speaker 1: about how upset she gets when people spell her name
- 57:16Speaker 1: wrong and said it's really her parents' fault. I don't
- 57:20Speaker 1: remember saying that, but okay. I'm here to confirm that
- 57:23Speaker 1: it is, in fact, 100% her parents' fault. I'm dead.
- 57:28Speaker 4: I love that.
- 57:30Speaker 1: I love that so much. Just catching straight.
- 57:32Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
- 57:32Speaker 1: It's okay.
- 57:33Speaker 2: Malbranch family.
- 57:34Speaker 1: Oh.
- 57:35Speaker 2: I know your memory is probably terrible. It is. I
- 57:38Speaker 2: don't remember you. I met you at the My Favorite
- 57:40Speaker 2: Murder Brooklyn show. Of course I remember. Yeah, I remember
- 57:43Speaker 2: that show. I couldn't speak.
- 57:46Speaker 1: Uh-oh.
- 57:47Speaker 2: See a doctor. You saw the excitement and asked if
- 57:50Speaker 2: I'd like to take a picture, which I accepted. I
- 57:54Speaker 2: do that sometimes. I feel like such an egomaniac when
- 57:56Speaker 2: I'm like, do you want a photo with me? Because
- 57:59Speaker 2: people sometimes freeze up. And I don't think it's because
- 58:04Speaker 2: I'm famous. I think it's because I'm enormous. I'm huge.
- 58:08Speaker 2: And so people, and then they're like, all right, Michael,
- 58:11Speaker 2: I'm like six, five.
- 58:14Speaker 3: Are you?
- 58:15Speaker 2: Yes.
- 58:15Speaker 1: Six, five.
- 58:16Speaker 2: Get the bell. Where's my bell?
- 58:19Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 58:20Speaker 2: Okay.
- 58:20Speaker 1: We lost our bells.
- 58:21Speaker 2: What's on your phone? Okay.
- 58:22Speaker 1: So, this I think is funny. Do you remember a
- 58:25Speaker 1: couple of months ago that somebody said they like our
- 58:28Speaker 1: show a lot, but they get annoyed at me because
- 58:31Speaker 1: I uh-huh and mm-hmm all the time? Do you remember that? Okay.
- 58:35Speaker 2: Can I tell you?
- 58:36Speaker 1: What?
- 58:36Speaker 2: Melissa came into the studio that day. She was so mad.
- 58:39Speaker 1: I wasn't mad.
- 58:40Speaker 2: You were mad.
- 58:41Speaker 1: I wasn't mad. No, no, no. I was not mad.
- 58:42Speaker 1: I was just like, oh, that's annoying.
- 58:45Speaker 2: She was like, she.
- 58:46Speaker 1: That's annoying.
- 58:46Speaker 2: And then you were acting weird. So I'd say something
- 58:49Speaker 2: and she'd be crickets. Say nothing. I would say anything.
- 58:53Speaker 2: The lights are on. No one's home.
- 58:55Speaker 1: So this person, Yay Gadget, did an update. No, I
- 59:01Speaker 1: love it. They re-reviewed the review. Update. Melissa heard my
- 59:05Speaker 1: feedback and those I hear you, I'm following along sounds
- 59:08Speaker 1: are much better.
- 59:09Speaker 2: Big improvisation.
- 59:11Speaker 3: Yes. That is sick.
- 59:14Speaker 2: That is sick. Not the people pleaser in you. Yes.
- 59:19Speaker 1: Because honestly, I did not know that about myself until
- 59:22Speaker 1: I sort of really listened back. And I was like,
- 59:24Speaker 1: I do do that. And that is very annoying. I
- 59:27Speaker 1: should stop. So thank you, Yay Gadget.
- 59:30Speaker 2: And if you have any complaints about anything I say
- 59:32Speaker 2: or any of my idiosyncrasies, you can keep them to yourself.
- 59:36Speaker 1: Keep them coming. I like them.
- 59:37Speaker 2: Keep them coming. Melissa likes them. She'll eat that up.
- 59:39Speaker 2: Unless you're telling her to get a dog, in which
- 59:41Speaker 2: case she's going to punch you.
- 59:42Speaker 1: There is a really cute dog.
- 59:44Speaker 2: Get the fucking dog.
- 59:45Speaker 1: I can't.
- 59:46Speaker 2: Why?
- 59:46Speaker 1: Arthur Weasley does not like other animals.
- 59:49Speaker 2: I'll get over it. No. What do you mean?
- 59:53Speaker 1: Arthur Weasley does not like other animals.
- 59:55Speaker 2: I guess he's got three legs. He's already got enough
- 59:57Speaker 2: going on.
- 59:57Speaker 1: He does. I mean, that was the whole thing. He
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: got two broken ankles. When he got adopted, they were like,
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: do you have any animals in your home?
- 1:00:07Speaker 2: And I was like, no.
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: And they were like, he doesn't really like other animals.
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: And I was like, okay. So I can't get a dog.
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: All right.
- 1:00:18Speaker 2: Well, thank you for watching this episode. We'll see you
- 1:00:20Speaker 2: next week.
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: Bye.
- 1:00:25Speaker 2: This has been an Exactly Right production recorded at iHeart Studios,
- 1:00:28Speaker 2: hosted by me, Michael Foote.
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: And me, Melissa Malbranch. Our producer is CJ Ferroni.
- 1:00:33Speaker 2: This episode is edited by Mark Schroeder.
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: Our associate producer is Christina Chamberlain, and our guest booker
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: is Patrick Kottner.
- 1:00:40Speaker 2: Our theme song was composed by Tom Breifogel with artwork
- 1:00:42Speaker 2: from Charlotte Delarue and Vanessa Lilac, with photography by Brad Obono.
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: Brief Recess is executive produced by Karen Kilgariff, Georgia Hardstark,
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: and Danielle Kramer.
- 1:00:51Speaker 2: You can find me on Instagram at Department of Redundancy
- 1:00:54Speaker 2: Department or on TikTok at Michael Foote.
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: And I'm on both Instagram and TikTok as Melissa Malbranch.
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