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It's 5:20 Somewhere - Darren ‘Big Baby’ Brand Exposes the Hidden Cheating in R&B Songs 👀 · Club 520 Podcast

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  Speaker 1: All right welcome back to it is 5 20 somewhere
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  Speaker 1: it's your girl barbie and of course we got my
• 0:07
  Speaker 1: ladies on the couch but i just want to take
• 0:08
  Speaker 1: a moment to say milk is back behind the camera
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  Speaker 1: and i missed him so so so so much.
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  Speaker 2: Hi stank.
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  Speaker 1: Look at you you had your do-rag on tight waves
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: on swim what's up light skinned.
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  Speaker 3: Wait a minute.
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  Speaker 4: You been here all day.
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  Speaker 3: You won't sound like that all day.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, you hear that?
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  Speaker 4: He turned it on. Yeah, that's what he do.
• 0:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's our guy. That's Malk, bae. You ain't got
• 0:39
  Speaker 2: to worry about Malk.
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  Speaker 4: Motion Malk.
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  Speaker 2: Motion Malk with them waves.
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  Speaker 4: He turned that shit on immediately.
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  Speaker 2: To the left, I got the beautiful Tropic. How you feeling, mama? Good. Hey, y'all.
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  Speaker 2: My girl's off work today. My girl ain't got to
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  Speaker 2: work today. Finally got a day off. She'll be gone tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: It's okay. Them 13-hour shifts is killing my girl. But
• 1:00
  Speaker 2: you looking beautiful.
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  Speaker 4: You glowing.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: What's new with you? I'm fasting. Okay. I'm on day four, y'all.
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  Speaker 2: Let's get into it. Yeah. Something I never do.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Into my right, we got the beautiful Kiki. Mama, you
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  Speaker 1: so far.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, B. I'm wishing you were right. I'm fine, too.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not fasting, neither. I just smashed before I got here.
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  Speaker 5: I ate twice before I came.
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  Speaker 2: Twice before you came? What you eat, girl? So I had,
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  Speaker 2: what did y'all have?
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  Speaker 5: First of all, I had a Bundt cake, the strawberry
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  Speaker 5: cheesecake boy. And I had some Wingstop, and I had
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  Speaker 5: some soup too, y'all.
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  Speaker 4: Soup?
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  Speaker 2: That's three different things. You had soup from Wingstop? No,
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  Speaker 2: the Bundt cake was my dessert. The soup is from Wingstop? Nah,
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  Speaker 2: the soup, I made the soup. What kind of soup
• 1:41
  Speaker 2: you made?
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  Speaker 5: It was like a little cabbage turkey stew going on smoke. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And dewy sausage.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you can sit back down so I can introduce you.
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  Speaker 3: I like that. Wing stop and a bus.
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  Speaker 4: I like that.
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  Speaker 2: Now, wing stop and a bus.
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  Speaker 3: And a strawberry shortcake.
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  Speaker 2: Is that what you're saying?
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  Speaker 4: Did I hear that?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, sir.
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  Speaker 3: Something sweet to take the edge off.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Fasten Sister. You stay strong. We eat on
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  Speaker 4: this side of the cow wheel.
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  Speaker 2: We gonna hold it down for y'all.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I had a brisket sandwich earlier. Oh, brisket. Throw
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  Speaker 4: a little fried egg on it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I ain't never had that.
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  Speaker 3: Come on now.
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  Speaker 4: You got to live. You got to live.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 2: You got to live.
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  Speaker 4: Treat yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Well, let me go ahead and introduce Big Baby.
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  Speaker 4: What's happening?
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  Speaker 1: Today, we got comedian Wild Nell's own self-proclaimed.
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  Speaker 2: Energy god, Darren Big Baby Brand, is on the couch today.
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  Speaker 2: And he's been turning R & B into a whole
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  Speaker 2: experience with R & B Bingo.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: So today we bringing a little bit of that energy
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  Speaker 1: to it's 520 somewhere.
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  Speaker 4: Man, glad to kick it with y'all ladies, man. Congratulations.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: Podcast doing great. Thank you. Y'all look great. Thank you.
• 2:43
  Speaker 4: Everybody moisturized.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. Look.
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  Speaker 3: I see we on our Shea moisturizer.
• 2:47
  Speaker 4: I see we use Shea butter.
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  Speaker 3: I can smell it. That's Shea butter.
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  Speaker 2: They always want to know what the room smells like.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: That's Shea. Yeah, that shit moisturizing.
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  Speaker 3: The yellow container.
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  Speaker 2: There you go.
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  Speaker 3: Gotta love a black woman.
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  Speaker 2: Smell like a black woman.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like a black woman.
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  Speaker 4: You hear me? Well, while we're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Beautiful black women, let's get up and get our fit
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  Speaker 1: check out the way.
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  Speaker 2: Fit check, fit check. Get your... Get your.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a tongue-tied. Fit check, fit check.
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  Speaker 2: Them drinks.
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  Speaker 4: Chase that water. Okay. Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Fit check, fit check. Get your bitch wet. Let's go, Kiki.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my God. And it's just back there moving. That's uncooked.
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  Speaker 2: You know you still got that clipping on your hair?
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  Speaker 5: I do because I ain't gonna hold y'all.
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  Speaker 2: I just got out the chair today.
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  Speaker 4: Was I supposed to be looking at the clip? No.
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  Speaker 4: Because it was right there. You saw when she took
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  Speaker 4: one step, I said, now wait a minute.
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  Speaker 2: That thing was back there like.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying? That's cornbread.
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  Speaker 2: It gets better.
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  Speaker 3: And you fasting?
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  Speaker 2: Why you fasting?
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  Speaker 3: You fasting for what?
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  Speaker 2: To lose what?
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  Speaker 4: Well, it's a.
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  Speaker 3: You ain't got nothing to lose.
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  Speaker 4: It's a spiritual thing and all that.
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  Speaker 2: Girl, ain't no waist. Ain't no waist. Ain't no stomach.
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  Speaker 4: Look at that.
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  Speaker 2: Girl, what? Faster than what?
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  Speaker 3: We're going to eat after this.
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  Speaker 4: Shut up.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to get something to eat right after this.
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  Speaker 4: Where we going? Come on now. Now, wait a minute.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, B.
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  Speaker 4: Huh?
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  Speaker 3: Look like she work in the garden a little bit.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Come on now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay. Cocoa.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Cocoa.shop.
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  Speaker 2: Pretty brown.
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  Speaker 4: I done it on every show.
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  Speaker 2: Cocoa, sweet brown. Make you want to eat. It's the
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  Speaker 2: locks for me.
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  Speaker 3: It's the locks.
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  Speaker 4: It's the locks for me. There we go. Yes, sir.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, sir.
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  Speaker 2: So, all right. We just drinking.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I've been mixing it up. So this is actually our
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  Speaker 2: summer crush drink. We just had a photo shoot.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And this was our drink. We have pink guava, dragon.
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  Speaker 1: Fruit, freshly squeezed lemon juice, freshly squeezed lime juice, and
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  Speaker 1: a little mint in there.
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  Speaker 5: You know, top it with a.
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  Speaker 3: Little sparkling water.
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  Speaker 4: It's good.
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  Speaker 2: There we go. It's good.
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  Speaker 3: Got to watch what I say.
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  Speaker 4: It's good.
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  Speaker 2: Cheers.
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  Speaker 3: Now they can get you talking.
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  Speaker 4: Hold on.
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  Speaker 5: Tap, tap, tap, tap.
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  Speaker 4: Tap, tap, tap.
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  Speaker 2: Tap, tap, tap.
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  Speaker 4: Look at us. Look at us, huh?
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  Speaker 3: You can tell we.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we.
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  Speaker 4: Look at their cups.
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  Speaker 3: Look at ours, huh?
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna play.
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 2: So, what brought you to Indy?
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  Speaker 4: Man, out here doing the show, man. Funny Fat Fridays
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  Speaker 4: is back with my dog, Ike, with Shauna, man. Glad
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  Speaker 4: to have that back in the city. First time out
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  Speaker 4: here was Morty, so I've been coming out here for
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  Speaker 4: a long time, since before COVID. Uh-huh. Naptown has always
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  Speaker 4: showed me love. I feel like y'all really appreciate comedy. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And comedians, so... Just good to be back, man. Got
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  Speaker 4: the R & B bingo tour coming. You know, something
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  Speaker 4: I cooked up last year to kind of pivot from stand-up,
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  Speaker 4: because stand-up was kind of getting stagnant a little bit. So,
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  Speaker 4: you know, just like you got to do with anything
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  Speaker 4: in your career, you got to pivot and make a move.
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  Speaker 4: So R & B bingo has been a time. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying? The word bingo with black
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  Speaker 4: people just sells tickets. Oh, yeah. They don't even care
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  Speaker 4: what it is. As long as they see bingo and
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  Speaker 4: they can win something, they going to play. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's it. And listen to some good music while we
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  Speaker 2: doing it.
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  Speaker 4: Ooh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Because, you know, the bingo cards are the songs.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: So a lot of people, when they come, the aunties
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  Speaker 4: come with a marker already in their titty. Ready.
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  Speaker 2: You hear me?
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  Speaker 4: But they think we playing R & B bingo in
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  Speaker 4: the background and it's still B-17. No.
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  Speaker 3: You have to know the songs.
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  Speaker 4: And the dope thing about R & B bingo is
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  Speaker 4: that it brings generations together. Because the elders don't know
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  Speaker 4: nothing about Scissor and Summer Walker. They don't know them.
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  Speaker 4: But the youngins don't really know too much. Believe it
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  Speaker 4: or not, somebody 21, 22 really don't know much about
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  Speaker 4: Brandy and Monica. That's not their era.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 4: So we're kind of bridging the gap between generations. So
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  Speaker 4: that's the best part. That's the dope part about it.
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  Speaker 2: That's fire. And you said Funny Fat Friday.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Here in NAP. And y'all, we somewhere in the mix.
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  Speaker 1: We pulling up and we want y'all to pull up
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  Speaker 1: with us to the Trixie Lounge.
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  Speaker 3: Come on now.
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  Speaker 1: To the Trixie Lounge. The 520s is in the building.
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: And the lineup, y'all, the lineup is so fire. We
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  Speaker 1: got Prince T-Dub.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Fav Monroe.
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  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: And big baby Darren Brand.
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  Speaker 3: Headliner.
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  Speaker 4: Headliner.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: It's going to be a time.
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  Speaker 4: I can't wait to y'all see the show and have
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  Speaker 4: a good time. And I hope y'all do a recap
• 6:57
  Speaker 4: and I can watch that episode and see.
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  Speaker 3: How y'all thought about the show.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. We definitely going to recap it. Yeah, I
• 7:01
  Speaker 4: need that. I need that.
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  Speaker 2: Definitely. Malk, you pulling up with us? Yeah, I'm pulling up.
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  Speaker 2: You ready for a good laugh?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And y'all, we also going to bring three guests with us.
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  Speaker 5: So make sure y'all subscribe to our YouTube and comment
• 7:12
  Speaker 5: under this post. So y'all can come out with the 5-2-0s.
• 7:16
  Speaker 2: Don't be weird. Don't be weird.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to bring a stud with me.
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  Speaker 2: Where you at, mama? She want a stud, daddy.
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  Speaker 4: I want a baddie.
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  Speaker 2: Kiki, who you want to pull up with you? I'll
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  Speaker 2: take whoever.
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 2: You can't say that.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not nobody weird, but I'm just saying.
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  Speaker 3: You can't say whoever.
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  Speaker 2: So are we handpicking them or are we picking them
• 7:37
  Speaker 2: out of a jar?
• 7:38
  Speaker 4: Somebody named Wegman is going to pull up.
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  Speaker 2: Out the comments. Out the comments. Okay, well, give me
• 7:43
  Speaker 2: a little girly pop. A little plus one girly pop.
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: I thought Kiki was going to say she wanted to
• 7:47
  Speaker 1: bring a trick daddy to Trixie Lounge.
• 7:49
  Speaker 2: He's supposed to be bringing me somewhere.
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  Speaker 5: We don't do freebies, nah.
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  Speaker 1: Ah.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. She said you looking for a thud?
• 7:56
  Speaker 2: A thud. I'm the thud slayer.
• 7:58
  Speaker 3: You want bruh to bring you out there?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, yes.
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  Speaker 3: Bruh.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's what they call. She be like, uh-uh, I'm still
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  Speaker 2: a girl.
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  Speaker 3: I got a couple thuds. I'm like, what's up, bruh?
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  Speaker 4: Hell yeah. Y'all shit. Y'all hell. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Tonight, make sure y'all get on it because tonight y'all
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  Speaker 1: are stepping out with us. Trixie Louch, Funny Fat Fridays.
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  Speaker 1: We about to have a time, y'all. We ain't been
• 8:17
  Speaker 1: somewhere in the mix in the middle.
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  Speaker 5: In the middle?
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  Speaker 2: I can't talk tonight. It's the drinks.
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  Speaker 3: It's the drinks.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know how we get down.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. We get. They ain't ready.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, we be lit. On top of cars. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 2: know that song.
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  Speaker 4: That song's so good. I can't help but like it.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying? You gotta get to moving.
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  Speaker 4: Very much so.
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  Speaker 2: We love it. You gotta love a little ghetto.
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  Speaker 4: Perfect balance.
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  Speaker 2: All right, let's get into it. We got a video.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go ahead and drop this video for Big Baby.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, boy.
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  Speaker 2: What we got here?
• 8:49
  Speaker 4: How did y'all find this?
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  Speaker 2: Big baby here. How long ago was this?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. Look at this.
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  Speaker 2: That's your first time at Indy?
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  Speaker 3: First time. First time.
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  Speaker 2: And you enjoyed yourself.
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  Speaker 4: I had a blast. Oh, shoot.
• 9:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, we playing Wild N Out games?
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 9:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, you had White Boy Johnny on the stage.
• 9:15
  Speaker 4: Oh. Look, see the jersey? I've been down. I've been down. Okay.
• 9:24
  Speaker 2: It's Wanta. These are people.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that coochie was out.
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  Speaker 2: That coochie was hanging.
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  Speaker 4: That's my girl.
• 9:38
  Speaker 2: That's so funny.
• 9:39
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, that coochie was out.
• 9:40
  Speaker 2: That coochie was out. That's my African queen.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, okay.
• 9:43
  Speaker 2: Shout out to Eritrea.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I can't wait to run it back tonight,
• 9:48
  Speaker 2: so make sure y'all tap in. We're about to go.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're not doing no wildin' out games, though. Just
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  Speaker 4: straight stand-up.
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  Speaker 2: Just straight stand-up.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we ain't going into rapping. You got to let
• 9:54
  Speaker 4: people know.
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  Speaker 2: You ain't going to roast us, are you?
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  Speaker 4: If people try me, yes. But I don't go on
• 9:59
  Speaker 4: stage with intentions to roast.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 10:01
  Speaker 4: But if you get somebody who want to go, we
• 10:04
  Speaker 4: can go.
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: Somebody keep on heckling in the crowd.
• 10:06
  Speaker 3: You want no attention?
• 10:07
  Speaker 2: Here you go. There you go. Because I be scared
• 10:09
  Speaker 2: to sit in the front at comedy shows.
• 10:10
  Speaker 5: I swear.
• 10:11
  Speaker 4: Nah, most comedians are not coming. Well, I take that back.
• 10:14
  Speaker 4: That's kind of the wave now. So people, yeah, they
• 10:17
  Speaker 4: address you. If y'all was in the front, I know
• 10:18
  Speaker 4: for a fact comedians would definitely say something to each
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  Speaker 4: one of y'all.
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  Speaker 2: And say what, though? They gonna roast you?
• 10:22
  Speaker 3: No, no, nothing bad.
• 10:23
  Speaker 4: Nothing bad.
• 10:24
  Speaker 3: Who you here with? Oh, y'all together?
• 10:25
  Speaker 4: What y'all?
• 10:25
  Speaker 3: They gonna figure out what the situation is.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying?
• 10:29
  Speaker 3: Because y'all a beautiful woman. You in the front.
• 10:30
  Speaker 4: You like, okay, sister. Why ain't no man with y'all
• 10:33
  Speaker 4: if y'all don't have any men? Or if you have
• 10:34
  Speaker 4: a dude with you, how long y'all been? You know
• 10:36
  Speaker 4: what I'm saying? They're going to engage that.
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: Like, please get the panda camera off.
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: We be sneaking and geeking.
• 10:41
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 10:41
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: Let's get yours, please. Everybody single on the couch. You single?
• 10:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Oh, oh. I have a family.
• 10:50
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
• 10:50
  Speaker 4: Okay, cool.
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: I know, that's right. Well, we can have some fun, right?
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: We just want to be respectful.
• 10:53
  Speaker 4: Absolutely.
• 10:54
  Speaker 2: All right, let's do that. We love a family man, too.
• 10:56
  Speaker 4: Absolutely.
• 10:56
  Speaker 2: Shout out to the family. For life. For life, period.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: And before we get into the fun, let's do our
• 11:03
  Speaker 2: words from the block.
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Today's words from the block.
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  Speaker 2: Is dirty macking.
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  Speaker 5: Ooh.
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: Because when you really listen to R & B, these
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: men have been dirty macking us through music for years.
• 11:14
  Speaker 5: Whoa.
• 11:15
  Speaker 3: So why'd you just say the men?
• 11:16
  Speaker 2: The men.
• 11:17
  Speaker 4: You're not going to talk about these women and their
• 11:20
  Speaker 4: trifling ways?
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: Well, you can talk to me about it.
• 11:22
  Speaker 5: It's just because it's a worse offense if it's a
• 11:26
  Speaker 5: man doing it.
• 11:26
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 11:27
  Speaker 3: Do you want to hear some of the trifling songs
• 11:29
  Speaker 3: these women would sing?
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: We do. We want to hear about it.
• 11:32
  Speaker 3: We in Houston, I'm saving all my love for you.
• 11:33
  Speaker 3: Because I'm saving all my love for you.
• 11:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, go back to the lyrics.
• 11:39
  Speaker 3: Go back to the lyrics in the first verse. What
• 11:41
  Speaker 3: she say? You got your.
• 11:43
  Speaker 4: Family, I got mine.
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: And I got mine.
• 11:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 11:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 11:46
  Speaker 3: You're my little secret.
• 11:48
  Speaker 5: And that's my song.
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: I like being in the same room with you and
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: your girlfriend.
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: The fact that she don't know, it really turns me on.
• 11:57
  Speaker 4: You whore.
• 11:58
  Speaker 3: You whore.
• 12:00
  Speaker 4: First of all, let's go ahead and say that's scary
• 12:02
  Speaker 4: as shit. That is scary as shit, but also exciting.
• 12:06
  Speaker 4: We are not supposed to be making music about it.
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: She said that.
• 12:10
  Speaker 4: Like being in the same room with your girlfriend, the
• 12:14
  Speaker 4: fact that she don't know, that really turns, that's toxic.
• 12:18
  Speaker 2: She a grimy bitch. Well, thank you.
• 12:20
  Speaker 3: I think the ladies' toxic music was way worse.
• 12:24
  Speaker 4: Oh, no. Go back to it. Chaka Khan had one
• 12:27
  Speaker 4: of the worst ones. I'm telling you, them women were
• 12:29
  Speaker 4: singing about it.
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they was. It's morning. Then that's my favorite song.
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: I might be a whore.
• 12:36
  Speaker 3: As we slept the night away. Well, she woke him up. Hey, doll,
• 12:41
  Speaker 3: you about to be home with your family.
• 12:42
  Speaker 4: Go ahead.
• 12:43
  Speaker 3: A new day.
• 12:44
  Speaker 4: Come on.
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: Brings reality that we must go our separate ways.
• 12:52
  Speaker 4: They won't raise right. They don't know it.
• 12:56
  Speaker 3: They won't raise right.
• 12:57
  Speaker 5: I would never, never want to hurt her.
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: Come back.
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: Come back.
• 13:02
  Speaker 4: I had somebody have.
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: To leave me in the morning.
• 13:05
  Speaker 4: It hurt.
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: Okay. Okay. Y'all know them songs? But you know, that
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: was a remix too.
• 13:10
  Speaker 4: So I only know.
• 13:13
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 13:16
  Speaker 3: Who are the new versions?
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: Nobody's supposed to be here. Who is that?
• 13:19
  Speaker 4: Debra Cox.
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: Debra Cox. I know Debra Cox's version.
• 13:22
  Speaker 4: Yep. Them songs was toxic. There was a lot of
• 13:24
  Speaker 4: toxic songs back then.
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: Well, we can talk about the men while we at it.
• 13:28
  Speaker 4: Throw me some of the men. When the men was having.
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: Icy Brothers, Contagious. Is that Dirty Mac-ing?
• 13:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean, R.
• 13:35
  Speaker 3: Kelly himself keep on the down low.
• 13:37
  Speaker 4: Down low. That's probably one of the best. Oh, we
• 13:41
  Speaker 4: forgot TLC Creep. Oh, dear.
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, T.L.
• 13:46
  Speaker 4: Said, yeah.
• 13:46
  Speaker 3: So I want to create.
• 13:48
  Speaker 4: He keep on bringing it up.
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: I'm just going to win me.
• 13:51
  Speaker 4: I just forgot about that one.
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: I'm sure you make me want to. You make me
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: want to leave the one.
• 13:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 13:57
  Speaker 3: And start a new one.
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: That boy did say, and.
• 14:00
  Speaker 4: What's bad is she the one that hooked us up. No,
• 14:03
  Speaker 4: it should have been you.
• 14:05
  Speaker 5: And what's sad is that I love her, but I'm falling.
• 14:09
  Speaker 4: Fall for me, Dada. What should I do?
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: Tell that bitch bye.
• 14:13
  Speaker 4: That's tough he said I love her but I'm falling
• 14:16
  Speaker 4: yeah that's toxic that's toxic yeah so I'm a fan
• 14:21
  Speaker 4: I'm a fan how do y'all feel about the songs
• 14:23
  Speaker 4: that are played lovely but are really bad songs like
• 14:25
  Speaker 4: breakup songs Like, how they play Pretty Wings at weddings. Mm-hmm.
• 14:31
  Speaker 4: And that's a breakup song.
• 14:32
  Speaker 5: No, it's not.
• 14:33
  Speaker 4: Yes, it is.
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: Pretty Wings? Maxwell?
• 14:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know the song, but I didn't know there
• 14:38
  Speaker 5: was a.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: He's talking about.
• 14:39
  Speaker 5: Treasure Wings and Fly Away?
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because this isn't working.
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: It's time to go.
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: Oh, man. Away from me to see clearly the.
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: Way that love could be when you are not with me.
• 14:53
  Speaker 4: He had to leave.
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: I had to leave He had to leave. And they
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: just dancing on their first day.
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: He had his hands on her asses.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: Singing, I had to leave.
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: Girl, you know you the love of my life.
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 15:06
  Speaker 5: But you know what, though, y'all? It really does go
• 15:09
  Speaker 5: back to, like, I think our generation, like, have y'all
• 15:12
  Speaker 5: watched the videos of the kids listening to the songs.
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: When we were kids? Yes, yes.
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: And we was singing them songs, and we wasn't thinking one, two.
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: Things about it. I'm going to start y'all off. Y'all finish.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: She got her ass so big.
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: Like the sun. Hope he got a mouth for it, dick.
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: I'm one of them.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: Slub it down my face.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: Slub it down my throat.
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: That's a wild song for y'all to be singing at
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: that age.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: You know what my song was?
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: I want a fucking nose. That's fun. That was explicit.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: Kill me.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: I don't gotta breathe.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: What's life?
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: Drown me.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: It's pretty fun doing that. That's fun. Fucking a nose.
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: It's 520 somewhere, ain't it?
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: My favorite song was Holes in the club Showing love
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Shaking that ass In the club Nigga what Y'all know
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: about that song My.
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: Dad didn't have no business Don't forget about You can
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: eat me out Just put it in your mouth So direct.
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: So direct.
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: Or, uh, might be something you ain't never done before,
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: but I'm not so ordinary, huh?
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: Classic. And then, you know, for y'all, the number one
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: of all time, all your ladies pop your pussy like this. Look,
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: Katie Hilton.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: Katie Hilton.
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: Katie Hilton.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: You was just singing that last week.
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: And Trina was wilding. That's what I'm saying.
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: We can't talk about these kids' music. We can't.
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: But we wasn't listening as hard as them. Like, we
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: was not in the car like, oh, mama.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: She said this.
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: She said that.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: We was just saying it. We wasn't thinking about it.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: My boy on next.
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: Said, the first thing he said, I wonder if she
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: could tell if I'm hard right now.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: That's the first thing he said in the song.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: And the girl was like, step back and dance a
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: little close.
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: Uh-huh. I feel a little pump coming through on you.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: And what'd he say? Now, girl, I know you're feeling healthy.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: But, you know, I can't help it.
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was walking around big hard in the club.
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that is some creepy shit.
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: You were singing that.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: At 12 yeah i didn't even.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Realize that it was about that i never knew it
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: was about that so i was like well older like
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: i was like oh wait a minute.
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: No i was i listened to an older like damn
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: he's a fucking creep oh big creep it.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Ain't none of your friends business no no no.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: They was supposed to meet.
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: At 11 30 right meet me at 11 30 i
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: love it when you're talking dirty He's anxious.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: He ready for that thing.
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: He was bothering that girl the whole night. It's nine o'clock.
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: Come on.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: Paige and you.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: Why are you bothering her? Y'all supposed to be.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: In the last 30.
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I be like this. Let's get to
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: the second verse one time. It's 10.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: Where you been?
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: Sir, y'all agreed at 1130.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: Why are you bothering this woman?
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, he should just pass out waiting.
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: You can't be that aggressive. That's true.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: But now we got a sexy ring.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: Because if you did that today, she not gonna give
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: you no coochie. If she tell you you.
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: Gonna meet at 1130 and you bothering that girl at
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: 9 and you bothering that girl at.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: 1010, you just talked your way out some coochie.
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: Leave me alone.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it.
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: Well, you know what?
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: Don't even worry about it. Now you at the house
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: sad as fuck.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: Trying to kick the next girl.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: No, for real. Blah.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: Mwah.
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: Mwah. I don't know.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: I like a tap in. Because then you can get
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: those kings that's like, what you doing today?
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: Bitch, we had a date. What you mean? I swear, like,
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: don't find out.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: What we doing today?
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fucked up. We have a whole date planned.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: We agreed that. Yeah, I'm getting ready. What are you doing?
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: Oh, that is hilarious. That is hilarious.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: So, I mean, you got to pick and choose your battles.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: You do.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: You do. You do. But no one has hidden nastier things.
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: And disgusting messages more than R & B songs. Nobody.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: They are geniuses at that. True, true, true. Olivia Deen,
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: what's the big song she got now?
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: Stay a Minute or?
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that song.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: That song, Toxic as Hell.
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: It's very toxic.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Toxic. And I love it down.
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: Toxic.
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: Wait, what is it, B?
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: That, damn.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: Turn around. Since when are you smoking now? Why are
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: you going back to your ex sitting down chilling with Vanessa?
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: You don't know the song? Yeah. Oh, no, wait.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: We got to play a snippet of it.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: That is my song.
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: They're playing that.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: At weddings, too.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: No, they not. They are. Yes, they are. Yeah, that's
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: a breakup song, too. Hold on, hold on.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: This is my song.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, they got a couple minutes.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, I got it.
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: And I'm going back to real life.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: And I'm going back to real life.
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: She ain't gonna be.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Kicking it with this nigga.
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: Ooh, yeah. She not gonna be kicking it with him.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: She dirty. Yeah.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: We'll listen to my later, but that's my song. Just
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: a couple more minutes of your time.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: Then when she say love never really, real love never
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: goes away, she says that in the song.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: Bitch, you with somebody else.
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: Can we talk about that, though? Because I do feel
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: like people collect additional love interests as they go through life.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Don't y'all hate that?
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: Break that down to me. Break that down.
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: Like, say you break up with your man and you're
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: a spin the blocker like me. So when y'all are
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: broke up, don't go. Are y'all going to go back
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: to him or not?
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: I try my best not to spin the block.
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: Because when they collect new experiences, they collect new partners.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: And then you bring that back to your partner?
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Not even just that.
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: It's just like now you got somebody that you quote unquote.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Locked in with now forever.
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: Like you don't let them collect new love interests and shit.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Y'all don't think that's irritating? Like, you want him to
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: just only love you for the rest of his life?
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: That's what they gonna do, right?
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: No, no, no. He can't go move on?
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: I just feel like.
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: So, do you feel like men actually move on for real,
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: or you feel like all the people that you ever
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: had in life that you could still have if you
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: wanted to?
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Then I could get back if.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: I wanted to? It be on you to be like, oh,
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna hit this person, or... Because if you do,
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: and you know that they're gonna go, then... I.
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: Think if it's in time for any intercourse, it's always
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: in the woman's hands. So, it's really never in our hands.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: Y'all have to receive us. You know what I'm saying? So.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: You pitching, I'm catching. You know what I'm saying?
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: But I think when a man reaches a certain level
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: of maturity, he realizes, like, okay... We've been down this
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: road so many times. This is not worth it. Like,
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: until you get to that maturity level, like, we always
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: going to fold. But you have to get to a
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: point where you start, like, is this going to be
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: worth it? Because, like, now, you know, you got that awkward, like,
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: do I got to start calling again? Unless y'all have
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: an understanding, like, you have to mature to that. You
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: know what I'm saying?
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: But I think.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: I think as adults and just being real, I think people,
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: if they're alone with somebody from their past and y'all
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: had that good chemistry and there's a chance no one
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: ever going to see y'all, y'all can get caught, nine
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: times out of ten, people going to fold.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: Nine times out of ten.
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: Because the best way to avoid that is just not
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: to put yourself in that situation. Because you don't know
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: what's going to happen if you're in that situation. If
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: I'm in the room with this chick from my past
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: from 2014 and we got eight minutes, I'm going to
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: fold every time.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: Do you have a couple minutes? Because y'all men are
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: kind of easy.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: I don't need number seven.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: That's why I don't understand.
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: That's why I don't understand.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: And I'm alone with her.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: And there's no chance of her getting caught. I'm going
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: to fuck up. I'm going to fuck up every time.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: See, men are easy. That's what I'm saying. Don't be
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: picking on no extra contenders.
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: I'm going to fuck up every time.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: I like that. I'm going to run the other way.
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God. There she go.
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: Who?
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Who's doing that? What nigga is doing that for real?
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: No, I've done it. We have to do it. That's
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: the only way we can grow. Listen, listen, listen.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Talk to us. Vagina is the most.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: Powerful element on earth. That shit has shut down kingdoms.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: Why wouldn't you think the average nigga wouldn't fold for it?
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: They literally told men, hey, leave your families.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: Go get my bitch back.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: They literally told them to leave.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: Go get her back. That's how powerful it is. I mean,
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: and y'all are women. Y'all have never felt it. Y'all
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: own it.
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: Y'all have it. But you've never physically felt it the
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: way we have. You've never. Why you looking at me?
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: But you don't need multiple.
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: Nine times out of ten, a man got one at
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: home or one on call.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: So it's like, why do you need to fold for
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: this other one?
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: I mean, we're.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, why do you?
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: Okay, we're speaking in different time frames to say you're immature.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: Because we're hunters. Mm-hmm. Naturally. By nature.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: We're hunters. By nature.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: The only difference between us and animals is the mindset
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: and maturity to know you ain't got to hunt everything. Mm-hmm.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: We're hunters.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: What age does that come in?
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: It depends on what a man has experienced and what
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: he's been through. Like me, I went to an HBCU.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: I had a lit time. I was on Wild N' Out.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: I had a good time. I'm at the point now, sweetheart,
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: don't even worry about it, baby.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: I'm okay.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to mess up what I got at home.
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to ruin. Because now times have changed.
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying? Back when I was on
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: Wild N' Out, a woman would give you some coochie
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: because you was on Wild N' Out.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: Because she liked you. Because she was a fan.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: But now it come with something. You know what I'm saying? So,
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: you know, I mean, what can you do for me?
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: What can we do? You know what I'm saying?
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: Or you don't know if she want to use this
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: as to expose you or vlog or get popular. Come
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: with me as I go fuck while an outcast member
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: damn big baby bread. You know, this bitch done made
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: a content video done collab with you on it. You
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: done accept the collab and you know what it was.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: Come with me as I fuck big baby bread.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, oh, block this bitch off me.
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying?
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: But the times have changed.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying? At the end of the day,
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: men who love women, we just naturally love women. There's nothing...
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: First of all, just think about it. Just look at
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: black women in totality. From dark-skinned, chocolate, African black to
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: damn near albano light to tall, short, thick.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: Y'all are the most precious beings on this planet. You
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: know what I'm saying?
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: You can literally get your fix within one race of
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: a woman. Whatever type of woman you like, you can
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: get your fix in one race. That's unheard of in
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: any other race.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Talk to him.
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: He about to convince us to let him cheat, y'all.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: I was talking between your fix, though.
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: Whatever you say in terms of... If you like women
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: with ass, black women. If you like women with titties,
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: black women. Literally, a black woman can be... You can
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: find any type of black woman. You can find black
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: women in anime. You can find a black woman who
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: in tech doing the shit that you doing. Literally, you
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: can find a black woman in any form of career.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: You can find one with green eyes, brown eyes.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: What about who?
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: What about them? They black.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: We not talking about them.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: Are you talking about, like, the other... Nah, I'm talking
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: about black.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: We talking about black.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: Blackity, blackity, black, black.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: We talking about black.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: We talking about black. I'm just talking about blackity, black.
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: Listen, let me just take it because I want people
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: to say, everybody.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: Love who you want to love.
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: We love everybody. I love everybody.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: But for me, as a black man, I would prefer
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: a black woman because, one... Just think of it like this.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: Say you get pulled over by the cops, right?
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: No other race is going to understand that anxiety of
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: how you got pulled over except for a black woman.
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: A black woman may sit there and not say nothing,
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: but just her energy around you will change and just
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: pick you up as a man. No other race is
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: going to pick that up. A white woman, so what
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: did you do? Bitch, I got to kill you.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: The fuck you mean what I do?
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: Like, a black woman, she, especially when y'all locked in,
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: she can read that.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: Babe, what happened with that job? Ugh.
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: Hold on, take your time.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: Fuck that job. Now she on your side.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying? Like, only black people can appreciate,
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: I think, black experiences.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: So that's why I prefer.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: Like a foreign woman, she be like, nigga, shut up.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: Get back to work. We gotta get this house. You
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: know what I'm saying? I'm traumatized.
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: PTSD, bitch. I think black women just have a grand
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: understanding of that.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Thank you for this, because they say we're just so
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: hard to deal with.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: Money, money, money, money, money, money, money.
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: I think there are some who have ruined that for y'all,
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: but I think at the root of it, no. At
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: the root of it, most black women, if they like you,
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: they're not with you for your money or anything.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: If they like you.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: And it goes the same for black men.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: Not all black men are terrible. It's one thing to
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: be fucking somebody, dealing with somebody, but liking somebody, that's
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: a different type of energy. Yeah, it is. And I'm
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: one person, I don't believe in dealing with women who
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: don't like me.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: Like, you gotta like me.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: I want you to like me. Because when somebody likes you,
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: you're more in tune to have a better time. Exactly.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: And you can feel that, though. Like, you know when
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: somebody like you.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: Or somebody just, you know, here for some crowns.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Y'all are the pedestal. I mean, can't be touched.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: You heard that live. It is 520 somewhere. Yes, yes, yes.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: You heard the man.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: You about to add something.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: You about to add something.
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: Go ahead, go ahead. You went to an ABCU, though.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: So you feel strongly about that.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: Well, I also was very forward with my education in
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: high school. So I was with the same six black
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: people from eighth grade to senior year. So I was
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: with whites. I was invited to cotillions. I was somebody
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: who could co-switch. I can play these with the white folks,
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: but I played sports when I was hanging with my boys.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying? So I was always in
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: white spaces. I was in honors classes, AP classes. Period.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: You went to the bar mitzvahs.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: So when I went to college and it was all black,
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: it should not be a shock to a black person
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: that that many people are going to college. That was
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: a culture shock for me. That should not be a
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: culture shock to see your people wanting to better themselves.
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: And that changed my whole perspective of life on everything. Like,
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: it'll do that to you. Because you know what I
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: saw in my HBCU? Every type of black woman.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: Nerds.
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: Hustlers. Fashion.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: Geniuses.
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: Like, I mean, quiet, nervous.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: I mean, gothic freaks. All of them. You know what
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: I'm saying?
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: Hemos.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta watch them.
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: Coochie 5.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: That's what Drake said.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the ones with the panty lids, the black girls
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: who be like with the rugs and don't wear no shoes.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: Listen. You better not trust a bitch who got 30 plants.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: Koochie five.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: You see they got plants in here? Koochie five.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Listen, that plant be touching Kiki every day. All right,
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: but back to you being on Wild N' Out.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: Talk to us about that.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: Man, Wild N' Out was so fun.
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: I'm forever grateful, but I'm going to go ahead and
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: be honest with y'all, man. Um, It's a tough show.
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: I can imagine. Y'all fans of the show, you know
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: the show is shot, what, 25 minutes like a regular
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: TV show? But it takes two and a half hours
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: to film. And um.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: Every game, everybody goes.
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: So what you see on TV is only two or
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: three jokes.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: So the hardest thing about Wilder now is thinking, like,
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: you had a killer day, and they don't show you
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: a joke. I can only imagine. So I was very
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: grateful that a lot of my jokes and stuff I
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: got aired, I was all.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: About creating a moment.
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm. You know what I'm saying?
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: Like, um.
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: I don't care if the joke was about me. As
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: long as we got to laugh and I got a
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: TV on, that's what's more important. Because if you look
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: at it, two and a half hours, everybody goes. As
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: a Wild'N Out cast member, who do y'all see the most?
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: You're going to see Chico. You're going to see Carlos.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: You're going to see DC. You're going to see Justina.
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: You're going to see Nick.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: You're going to see the guests.
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: Conceited.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: You know, you throw in.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: Big Mac. I mean, I'm just naming people. You know,
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: Bobby J. All these people, you just hope your joke.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: Get in there in that time frame.
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So I was forever grateful, man. It really shaped
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: me to believe that I could really do anything I
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: want to do. I'm forever grateful to the Wild N'
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: Out family. But it was fun.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: Filming our day, meeting celebrities. I mean, we was rock stars.
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: When Wild N' Out was on TV, bro, I think
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: we had more views than ABC shows like Grey's Anatomy.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: We was rocking.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? Forever grateful. It was a
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: good time, but it was stressful, man.
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: It was stressful.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: Because, you know, TV, y'all are entertainment. It's about budgets.
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying? They trying to squeeze. We
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: shot 30 seasons one time, y'all, in three weeks. 30 episodes. Damn.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: Three episodes a day.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: Crazy. I couldn't imagine.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: Three.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: I mean, get on set at nine. Would not leave
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: till nine.
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: Every day.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: We stressed out being here today.
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: You hear me? You hear me?
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: Imagine having to come up with a song and jokes
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: every day.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: And then as the time changes with Wild N Out,
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: we had to change.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: In the beginning, we could say whatever. We didn't have
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: to get jokes cleared.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying? Fries ass up.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: Let's go.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: Who next?
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: Go. Then... celebrities started worrying about how they look content
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: was important so we couldn't make a rapper who can't
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: rap freestyle and they can't freestyle so you know then
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: we had to start getting our jokes approved because the
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: world changed you know what I'm saying like you know
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: if there was a certain cast member on there that
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: lived a different lifestyle you can't roast them as much
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: because you like your hating but they can roast you
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: you just gotta smile with it you know what I'm
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: saying all that politics played into it so I mean
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: the first four seasons was crazy but then when they
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: started like we had to clear our jokes and things
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: had to be cleared Still a great time, but that's
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: when I felt like the show started to shift.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: But you got to shift with the times.
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying? You have to, yeah.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: But shifting with the times. So what are you working
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: on now? Like, what can we expect from you?
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: Man, right now I'm shooting my own stand-up special independently.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: The name of it is I've Been Here. Okay. I
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: think it's time that I let people know I've been
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: here the whole time. shout out to all my peers
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: you know i'm saying 85 i started off with them
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: guys i was their first host at a live show
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: me and mojo have done live shows together me and
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: nate jackson as you saw on there had done live
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: shows everybody who's big and been doing good so proud
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: of them but here's the crazy thing i've been here
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: the whole damn time poppy the whole time you know
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: i'm saying till the algorithm pick me maybe it maybe
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: it will maybe it won't but i've been here like
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: i got four hours to stand up i've I've done
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: 95 HBCUs, homecomings, and comedy shows. I've been on tour
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: with Ricky Smiley and D-Ray. I've been in four movies.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: I'm in three Christmas movies. Movie with Mojo, movie with Justina,
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: BET movie with Mack Wiles. I've done Basic to Bougie,
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: the YouTube series I did with Tim for eight seasons. Okay.
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: We had an animal style show we shot in L.A.
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: at a zoo one season. Didn't get a chance to
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: get picked up because Paramount and all that stuff got
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: bought out, but I've done so much, and it's like,
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: I feel like people be forgetting. Yeah. So I, you know,
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: much love the Ali Siddique and all the comics who
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: bet on themselves. I hired my own team, and I'm
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: shooting my own independent special at home in Charlotte Labor
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: Day weekend. Oh, that's fire. So that's what's next. That's
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: the next big thing. Got my camera crew. We set up. Man,
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: I'm so excited because I can't wait on Netflix and Hulu.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: And everybody, man.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying? As everybody has shown, shout
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: out to 520. Like, we can do it ourselves. Yeah, period. Yeah.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: Dope.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: So, I've never been to Charlotte, but they say Charlotte
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: is just, like.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: So lit.
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: Lit.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: The culture, the black culture there, like, if we was
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: to pull up in Charlotte.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Y'all would have a blast. Where should we go? What
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: should we do?
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: Stats. Stats.
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: Stats.
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: Stats on Sunday. What is that? It's a club.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: Lit.
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: Lit.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Stats on Sunday.
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: Man, a club called Alibi is kind of pushing the
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: mindset of.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: What's in Houston that just closed down?
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: Uh, area, no, what was that? Camp. Camp just closed down.
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: It's built just like camp.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, like the outdoors.
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Y'all would have a blast in Charlotte. Charlotte would
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: welcome y'all with open arms. Y'all three fine women come
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: down there. Them boys be so ready. What y'all need?
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: Come on, right here.
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Charlotte, yeah, Charlotte, it's a good, and it's enough, punk.
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Oh, shit.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, Charlotte 100% rock with y'all.
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: Charlotte is a place where everybody go to pop in
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: real quick.
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: There's comedians who just like, let me do a pop-up
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: show with Charlotte because they know Charlotte going to come out.
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: Fire.
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: And Charlotte's very, very, I don't know if y'all know this,
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: but Charlotte has the highest average income for black, you know, uh, Adults. Oh, wow.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: Black people make money in Charlotte, but we don't spend
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: it as big as, like, Atlanta and other cities. You know,
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: we kind of save our money. That's good, though. That's
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: my type.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: That sound like a husband.
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Hey, man, the South take care of y'all.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: Come on to the South.
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: I don't know about that Southern hospitality.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: What are you going to do? Rub your feet, eat
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: your coochie for hours and feed you. That's all we're
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: going to do.
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: Almost.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: Got to have a dress on. What's good to eat
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: in Charlotte? You know, we like to eat.
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: Us, man, so many. I'm going to be honest, man.
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: It's a lot of restaurants, but like most cities, they
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: close down and switch out. So the big thing is
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: like a lot of food trucks.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: We have a lot.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: We have a big food truck culture.
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: Black on two.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: Talking about black people making everything. Love the season. Yes, yes, yeah.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: You got any weird food things that you like to eat?
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Like she likes sardines.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: I like sardine. What's wrong with sardine?
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: I didn't say, I didn't say.
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: Oh, she was.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: Looking at me like. Sardine girl. They call her sardine girl.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: Why is this nigga eating sardine?
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: She made us try it.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: No, not just straight out the can now. You got
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: to eat the cheese.
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: But, yes, canned sardines, yes. Canned sardines, yes, but true
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: sprinkled cheese. Don't even put hot sauce on there.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: Black people got to— well, we got to doctor something up,
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: don't we? She just ate three items.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: I mean, condiments are mandatory.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: They not even sardines before once.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: You do all that.
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: No, they not.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: She made them for us. We tried them on the couch.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: I will never forget that fishy taste.
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, it wasn't— No, I ate them fresh out the
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: can that day. We ain't have, like, an oven or nothing, so.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: So we ate— Canned sardine ass.
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: Did you give y'all some crackers at least?
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: We had crackers. We had little bitty cute pickles and
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: pepperonis and cheese.
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: I would probably say we eat everything. So I would
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: probably say like, what's a weird thing? I would say
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: chicken gizzards.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Nah, chicken gizzards are fine.
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying?
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: Chicken gizzards.
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: Do y'all eat every part?
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: Y'all have had frog legs. But I had an eating show.
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: Basically, the bougie was a show with me and Tim
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: where we ate food across the world. We were rated
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: who was the most expensive. Oh, that would be fire.
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: So I've eaten.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: shark, gator, frog, bugs.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: You eat pickled pig feet?
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: Pickled?
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: No, but pig feet, yes. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. You
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: eat pig feet?
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: No.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: Never had it?
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: No.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: Never tried it? Not once?
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: You ever had pig feet?
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: Um, no, thank you. I had a goat hoof that
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: tastes like it stepped in shit.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: My friends, I was telling you, they ear a tree
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: and I was at one of their weddings.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know what it was called. That motherfucker was
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: so nasty. I'm just, you know, I support the culture.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: Listen, you'll hurt yourself trying to support somebody's culture.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: I put that in my mouth. You can put it
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: in your mouth. That motherfucker, it's gold, all right?
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: It tastes like a.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: Gold hoof that stepped in shit. It was terrible. It
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: was a hoof? I don't know what the fuck it was.
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: It was terrible. I would probably say pig feet, probably,
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: you know, pig ears. I'm here from the South, so
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: we cook a whole pig on a smoker. So the
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: whole pig head.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Bust it down.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, split it right down the middle, put that thing,
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: head on there, nine hours.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: It got an apple in his mouth? Is that a
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: different thing?
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: That's the white people.
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying? We ain't about to waste
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: no apple.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: Come on, Wilbur. Come on.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: I have, oh, you know what?
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: I went to a trip in Kenya, and they had
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: all exotic meats. So I had ostrich.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, what that taste like?
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: That was actually good. Really? Yeah.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: What's the texture?
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: It sound rich, like a rich bird.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: Like a bird, like chicken. It had a little bit more,
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: they strong.
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: So, you know, you had to.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: Tougher.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: You got to chew. Yeah, it was a little tougher.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: But it was good.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: Like chicken steak.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: It was all kind of exotic.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: Chicken steak is great. I don't even remember, y'all.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: It was sharp. We ate everything.
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: They literally cooked everything.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: I loved it.
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's super fire. Tropic?
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: What?
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: We need you to talk a little bit today.
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: I am.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: You ain't said nothing. She on this fast thing.
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: That girl lightheaded, girl. She can pass out at any moment.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: That was yesterday.
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: I'm over it today. She said, it's just air in there.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: That baby ain't got no nutrients, buddy.
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: Y'all got to.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: Bear with her.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: She said, fuck y'all.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: No nutrients are working 13 hours.
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: Girl, that does not do it.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: No, I've been drinking juices. And electrolytes.
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you went cold.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Not like homemade juices.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: But you went cold turkey. You know, you got to
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: be careful right now. How you feeling?
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: Are you feeling good?
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: You got to get that shit wet first. Feeling good,
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: feeling great.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: I need to shoot a lot of like shit.
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: Y'all got me fucked up.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Before comedy, have you had any like crazy ass jobs
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: or just terrible ass jobs?
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: Man, I was a manager at Walgreens Pharmacy.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: That don't sound too bad.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: I was a pharmacy tech.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: What's wrong with you?
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: It was lit.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: Was it in the hood or it was in a
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: white people area?
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: I would have been in both stores.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: Mice area, hood area. You know what I'm saying? Both stores.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: This is what I think.
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: Y'all let me know how y'all feel. I think everyone
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: in America, once you graduate from college, high school, whatever
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: you do, should work one year in retail or fast food.
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: And I feel like that would change the whole entire world.
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: Because if you had yourself in their shoes, you wouldn't
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: treat people or talk to people the way you do. Yeah,
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: I agree.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: And I think that was one of the biggest things
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: I learned at Walgreens. Like, that was a wild job. Like,
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: because when I was a black manager with dreads, tattoos,
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: and it's mainly a white store. You know what I'm saying? It's,
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: you know, we can go to Walmart before we go
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: to Walgreens. For sure. So, you know, they come in.
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: Where's the manager? And I come around the corner.
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: Ugh.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying and I'm not going to.
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: The back to see if we got extra paper towels
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: bitch I don't care you know what I'm saying like
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: I did that job and I started my comedy career
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: at the same time so luckily I had a store
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: manager who like He was like, all right, well, you know,
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: I'll look out for your schedule so you can do
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: your little shows. Good, yeah. You know what I'm saying?
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: And so that happened to work out for me. But, yeah,
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: I didn't take that job serious, man. I'm on the store.
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: This is back when the Bluetooth was in. So I'm
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: on the store with the Bluetooth on the floor.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, go ahead, man. I'm at work and shit trying
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: to get on out of here.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: Like, man, what you need?
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man, you know, it was a blessing. It was
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: what I needed at the time.
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying? But, yeah, that was a
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: wild job. Me in charge of a store? Insane. Why
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: would you... You know what I'm saying?
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: And you was doing comedy shows at the same time?
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: Same time.
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: I did comedy, and I was a full-time manager at
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: Walgreens for six years.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: So for six years, I missed.
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: Funerals, birthdays, celebrations, all because I saw comedy as my future.
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying? So, I mean, I've driven
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: to a show, driven right back to the job, passed
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: out in the parking lot in time for work. Like,
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: I've done that multiple times. I even worked Monday, Tuesday.
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: flew out for an audition.
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: On Wednesday in L.A., fly back overnight in time to
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: go back to work the next day. Grinding. Yeah. So
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: I paid a lot of dues. Like I said, I've
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: been here.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: That's all I'm about to say.
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: You've been here. I've been here the whole time.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: So... Yeah, man, Walgreens was a wild job. You know
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: what was wild about that? Just, like, seeing people come
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: in on holidays, like Christmas. Walgreens, that's one of the
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: busiest days ever on Christmas. And I had to work
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: Christmas because I was the only manager with no kids,
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: no wife.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? Yeah, daring to work it.
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so, yeah, man. I think everybody should work retail
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: or fast food because we'll be nicer to each other.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: I think so, too.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, awesome.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: You have been a blast on the couch. Yes, ma'am.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: I rock with y'all.
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: It's 520 somewhere.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: It's 520 somewhere.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: We're going up to Charlotte. We can't wait.
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: Y'all let me know. We'll set that up. I got
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: a couple studios. Y'all can shoot there as well. Y'all
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: can have a 5.20 in Charlotte show.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: So hospitable. It's 5.20 in Charlotte.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: Time stamp.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: Mike, they ain't in the budget.
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no.
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: I mean, I got people.
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I got you.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: My people's, you know what I'm saying?
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: We'll transfer on those SD cards.
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: We transfer.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: We get that to you. We transfer.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: Because, you know, you was talking about them budgets and
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: then you're like, God damn, these girls, they expensive.
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: You ain't no my boy, Edgy.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: He trying to get his back right, too.
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: There's a lot going on. Oh, man, yeah.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: Balls on his back. All right. Tell everybody.
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to let you do that to that kid.
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: No.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: They gonna cut it. They cut out stuff we say
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: about them. They never cut out the stuff we want
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: us to cut out.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: And that's what you call being in charge.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: Nah, I be missing it sometimes.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: Like I tell you what, that shit won't make it today.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why he's 59-17.
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: Take it out.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Well, thank you so much for coming out with us.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: Tell everybody where they can find you at.
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: Instagram, Darren Brand underscore. Twitter, TikTok, everything is Darren Brand underscore.
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: Be on the lookout.
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: I'm probably going to drop my special a month after
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: I tape it, so right around homecoming season. I've been here.
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: Stand-up special, Darren Brand TV on YouTube. Subscribe to my
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: YouTube channel, Darren Brand TV. I got two podcasts on there,
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: Last Few Hits, Smoking Podcasts. and his and hers with
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: my homegirl, Michi Davis. Y'all support that, man. And let
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: me give y'all flowers. Proud of y'all. You know what
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: I'm saying? Way to make y'all own path within y'all
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: own space and stand out on y'all own. Thank you.
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: I appreciate that.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: I'm just trying to get like you.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: No, I don't try to get like y'all. I ain't
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: got no couch.
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: We got like a little two-seater.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Darren. I want to call you
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: Big Baby. Can I just call you Big Baby?
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: Girl, that's what they called me.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Thank you, Big Baby, for pulling up on
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: the couch. We had such an amazing time with you.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: So make sure y'all like, comment, subscribe, YouTube, Patreon, TikTok, X.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: We on all that. OnlyFans coming soon.
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: We love y'all. Bye, y'all.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: Send me the link. Is all three of y'all loaded?
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: Or is it just one?
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: Give me the link. We'll talk. That's on me.
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: Cut that off.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: That's on me, fellas.
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: Is that off?
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: That's off? Yeah, that's off.