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- Margaux: The drink that gets filmed is almost never the prettiest one on the menu. It's the one that moves. Dana: Which is a very poetic way of saying my glitter margarita looked like a snow globe somebody left in a shed. Margaux: Welcome to The Monégasque Table. Tonight: shimmer at the bar — the garnish ideas that actually read in a glass, the ones that only work in a photograph, and how much powder a drink genuinely takes. Dana: I've served this stuff at 2 parties and gone 1 for 2, so I'm bringing evidence from the failure. Margaux: Then here's the answer up front. 3 rules and you'll basically never miss. Clear drink. Small dose — the serving figure on the jar is 0.1 grams, which is a pinch. And serve it so somebody watches it move: hand the glass over unstirred, or stir it in front of them. Shimmer is not a colour, it's a motion. If nobody sees the motion, you spent money on a cloudy drink. Dana: Start with clear, because that's where I failed. Why does a margarita eat it? Margaux: Because light has to get in and back out. In a clear spirit — a stirred gin drink, a vodka martini, a clear liqueur — the flakes hang in the liquid and every one of them throws a little light back at you. Put the same flakes in something cloudy or citrus-heavy and the drink absorbs the light before it reaches them. The reviewers in this category worked this out long before we did — the line that comes up over and over is that it works best with clear drinks. Dana: So the martini is the good glass. Margaux: The martini is the ideal glass, and it's having a moment for reasons that have nothing to do with us. This year's cocktail coverage keeps landing on a classic-martini revival built on technique and presentation — the stir, the pour, the way it's set down. A shimmer serve slides straight into that, because it's a presentation move, not a flavour move. Dana: Say the flavour part out loud, because guests always ask. Margaux: It adds nothing. The powder is odorless and flavorless, and it's practically insoluble in water — it doesn't dissolve, it doesn't sweeten, it doesn't sour. If a guest asks what it tastes like, the honest answer is "the drink." Dana: Right. Now the ideas. Give me the ones that actually work, and be specific, because "add glitter" is not an idea. Margaux: 4 that work. Number 1, the tableside stir. Build the drink, don't stir it, carry it out with the powder sitting on top, and stir it at the table. That's the whole trick, and this year's trend coverage has a name for the category it belongs to — tableside presentation, the interactive garnish that makes a ritual moment out of a drink. The reveal is the garnish. Dana: I like that one because it moves the work off the bar and onto the table. Margaux: Number 2, the layered pour into a stirred spirit-forward drink — you get a slow galaxy swirl that lasts a couple of minutes before it settles. Number 3, gold on gold: a dusted drink alongside a gold leaf garnish. That's a real pairing, by the way — people who buy our gold dust buy edible gold leaf in the same basket. And number 4, the batch move: a shimmering mixer, not a shimmering drink. You shimmer the mixer, guests pour their own, and every glass gets the swirl at the moment it's poured. Dana: Now the ones that only work in photographs, because that list is the useful one. Margaux: 3 of them. Anything cloudy — cream, coconut, egg white, a heavy juice blend. It's in there, nobody can see it. Anything that sits: a drink poured 20 minutes before it's handed over is a settled drink, because this is a mineral powder and it is denser than the liquid holding it up. Gravity is undefeated. And the one people find most surprising — anything you were going to garnish for a photo and then leave on a table for an hour. The effect has a shelf life measured in minutes of motion, not in hours of standing. Dana: Okay. Dose. You said a pinch, and I want a real number, because "a pinch" is how people ruin things. Margaux: The serving figure printed on the listing is 0.1 grams per serving, and it tells you to double it if you want a richer colour. That's why the measuring spoons that go down to a 64th of a teaspoon keep turning up in the same shopping baskets — people are measuring pinches on purpose. Dana: Fine, but here's my round, and I want a straight answer. I've also seen a percentage attached to drinks — 0.07%. Those are 2 different kinds of number and everyone quotes them like they're the same thing. Margaux: They are 2 different kinds of number, and you're right to separate them. 0.1 grams is a serving suggestion — it's what the jar tells you to use. 0.07% is a legal ceiling in the colour-additive listing, and crucially it's a percentage of the weight of the finished drink, not a fixed amount per glass. Which means the 2 numbers can only be compared once you know how heavy the drink is. A bigger drink allows more; a small one allows less. Anyone who puts those 2 figures side by side without saying that is comparing a spoon to a scale. Dana: That's the round, and I'm taking it. Margaux: You've earned it. And while we're in the listing, let me be exact about what it covers, because this is where a lot of bar advice online is simply wrong. That beverage entry names distilled spirits between 18 and 25% alcohol; cordials, liqueurs, flavoured alcoholic malt beverages, wine coolers and cocktails; and non-alcoholic cocktail mixes and mixers — the margarita mix, the Bloody Mary mix, the daiquiri mix. Dana: And the things it doesn't name? Margaux: It excludes them by name, which is unusual and worth knowing. Eggnog. Tonic water. And beverages typically consumed without added alcohol — fruit juices, fruit juice drinks, and soft drinks. So a gin and tonic is not in that entry, and neither is a glass of orange juice. Dana: Tonic water is carved out specifically. That's the last thing I'd have guessed. Margaux: Which is exactly why I read it rather than paraphrase it. I'm describing what the listing says and stopping there — I'm not going to stand here and rule on any particular bottle or jar, ours included. That's not a question a podcast gets to settle. Dana: Who should skip the whole idea? Margaux: 3 skips. If your menu is citrus-forward and cloudy top to bottom, skip it — you'd be buying an effect your own drinks hide. If you're serving a big pre-poured tray where drinks sit before anyone picks them up, skip it, or shimmer the mixer instead and let people pour. And if you want a garnish that adds flavour — and this year's trend coverage says that's where garnishes are heading — this isn't that. This one is purely light. Dana: Dana's Scorecard. I came in at "1 for 2, probably a gimmick." Where I landed. One: my margarita didn't fail, my drink choice did — clear drinks read, cloudy drinks bury it. Two: it's motion, not colour. Unstirred handoff or a tableside stir, or don't bother. Three: dose is 0.1 grams, double it for richer colour, and the 0.07% figure is a different animal entirely — it's a share of the drink's weight, and I'm keeping that distinction as my round. Four: it settles, because it's a mineral heavier than the liquid, so timing is a real constraint. My caveat: the listing names some drinks and excludes others, and I'd rather know which is which than guess. Margaux: Kept, and that's the right instinct. The footnote: the MONÉGASQUE 10 gram drink glitters are on Amazon at $14.99 — 21 shades, larger flakes built to stay visible in liquid — and at the 0.1 gram serving on the jar, that's about 100 servings a jar, or roughly 15 cents a drink. Dana: Next time we're back on the cake side, and it's the one that makes decorators swear. How do you get shimmer to sit evenly on royal icing instead of going patchy and blotchy? Margaux: The answer is a timing window, and most people miss it by about 10 minutes. Quick note before we go — this show is produced by the team at Monégasque, with AI-crafted hosts, and every number you heard was checked by humans against the documents. See you at the table.