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DLHS Hour 4 | F - You DL Hughley · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the D.L. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. In
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  Speaker 1: case you are going to be in Columbus, Ohio, the
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  Speaker 1: home of the Ohio State University. I will be there
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  Speaker 1: at the Merchant Auditorium tomorrow for D.L. and D.L. So
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  Speaker 1: make sure you come check us out. Later on, we've
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  Speaker 1: got a song for when your mom and daddy were
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  Speaker 1: still together. Obviously, people get very upset with me because
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  Speaker 1: they're haters.
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  Speaker 2: Is that what it is?
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  Speaker 1: So we're giving them an opportunity to express themselves with
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  Speaker 1: our segment called F you, D.L. Hughley. There it is.
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  Speaker 1: This time we feel it. And we're bringing the party
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  Speaker 1: to you with the Hughley House Party on the D.L.
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  Speaker 1: Hughley Show. We have a lot of things to consider
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  Speaker 1: this weekend. And what would those be? Just, you know,
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  Speaker 1: life and how things are going to play out. And
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  Speaker 1: you never know. Yes. You never know.
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  Speaker 2: You never know.
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  Speaker 1: That's the thing that is the most salient point about life.
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  Speaker 1: You never know. Yes. My frat brother, Ben Crump, played
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  Speaker 1: him like a Stradivarius, didn't he? Oh, yes, he did.
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  Speaker 2: I loved every minute of.
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  Speaker 1: It, man. He said, oh, you don't have it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you don't have it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Stand by. Fresh white people.
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  Speaker 2: Imported some white people.
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  Speaker 1: From New Hampshire. I don't know where they're from.
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  Speaker 2: Once with consciousness.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I think the officials in Mississippi think everybody
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  Speaker 1: else read at day level, too. They'll never see this.
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  Speaker 2: I think so, too. I don't know how else they
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  Speaker 2: can make these stupid decisions.
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  Speaker 1: What about this dumbass foreigner? She didn't take a picture
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  Speaker 1: of the back of his head. She just drew it.
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  Speaker 1: It looked like this. You know, we do have cameras
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  Speaker 1: that you guys are supposed to have to take pictures.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're supposed to.
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  Speaker 1: This dizzy got an Etch-A-Sketch. Here it looked like this. No.
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  Speaker 1: With your shaking hand hands. Do you know that in Mississippi,
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  Speaker 1: to be the medical examiner, you don't have to be
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  Speaker 1: a doctor? Look it up.
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  Speaker 2: I did not know that.
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  Speaker 1: Look it up. I will. No, I want you to
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  Speaker 1: do it right now while we're broadcasting. Because you're going
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  Speaker 1: to do it, and then later on, you're going to
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  Speaker 1: try to, uh-oh, you're going to find out that I
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  Speaker 1: was right. And the one who is a current one
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  Speaker 1: of that, whatever place they are, is not a medical examiner.
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  Speaker 1: She just stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe.
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  Speaker 2: Drove by one.
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  Speaker 1: I can't do four days of this. Yeah, you do.
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  Speaker 2: It says, yes, a county medical examiner in Mississippi must
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  Speaker 2: be a licensed physician.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, acid this one.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, wait a minute.
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  Speaker 1: We ain't going to do this all day.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, acid this one. Let me acid this. What are
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  Speaker 2: you doing?
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  Speaker 1: Pouring acid on it. What are you doing right now?
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing right now?
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  Speaker 2: I'm mimicking my master's moves. I'm mimicking you. Ask it
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  Speaker 2: this one then. Ask it this one. Okay. What would
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  Speaker 2: you like me to ask it?
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  Speaker 1: Never mind. You know what? I don't like the way
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  Speaker 1: this is going.
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  Speaker 3: Ask not.
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  Speaker 2: You know what? What your country can do for you.
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  Speaker 1: But what you can do for DLU. You know what?
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  Speaker 1: Your personality is hideous.
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  Speaker 2: I just want you to know that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. All right.
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  Speaker 2: But I have nice ears.
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  Speaker 1: My beautiful spirit.
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  Speaker 2: Come on.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes people get really upset with me, so we're going
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  Speaker 1: to let them vent on our segment called FUDL Hughley.
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  Speaker 1: Please welcome our FUDL Hughley correspondent, little Niecy James.
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  Speaker 4: Hi, this is.
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  Speaker 5: Niecy James, your FUDL Hughley correspondent. Our first FUDL Hughley
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  Speaker 5: comment is from Facebook. Choir leader says, Dale, I heard
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  Speaker 5: you say if a man spends a lot of time
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  Speaker 5: in church, he's most likely gay.
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  Speaker 3: You said that the black church is one of the
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  Speaker 3: most gayest places on earth. Well, here's what I think.
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  Speaker 3: You talk about this subject so.
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  Speaker 5: Much, you're either fighting the calling of the Holy Spirit
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  Speaker 5: or trying to repress your own homosexual feelings.
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  Speaker 3: You should go to church and face your feelings.
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  Speaker 5: You'll either develop a new relationship with the Lord or
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  Speaker 5: find yourself a new boyfriend.
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  Speaker 1: F * * * you, D.L.
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  Speaker 4: Hughley.
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  Speaker 3: My next Ducky D.L. Hughley comment comes from the D.L.
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  Speaker 3: Hughley Show website. Second Amendment Protector.
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  Speaker 5: Says, D.L., I stumbled across your little jigaboo radio station
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  Speaker 5: and I heard you say that assault rifles should be banned.
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  Speaker 5: Why are you panty-wearing, tree-hugging, vegan, uber-lubber, always.
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  Speaker 3: Trying to take away our rights to bear arms?
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  Speaker 5: Someone like you should just shut up and be grateful
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  Speaker 5: to be permitted to live free in this great country.
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  Speaker 5: You could very well still be picking cotton instead of
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  Speaker 5: telling jokes on the radio.
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  Speaker 1: F * * *.
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  Speaker 3: You, D.O. Hugh Lehman. Today's last F.U.D.O. TV comment is
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  Speaker 3: from Instagram. D.O., I've been a fan of yours for
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  Speaker 3: a long time. As a matter of fact, The Brothers
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  Speaker 3: is my favorite movie of all time.
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  Speaker 5: Why won't you guys get together and make a Brothers 2?
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  Speaker 5: They made sequels to The Best Man.
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  Speaker 3: Barbershop, Friday, and Why Did I Get Married? There's even
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  Speaker 3: talk about another Rush Hour and a Martin Reboot. Why
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  Speaker 3: can all these movies.
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  Speaker 5: And shows get sequels, but you guys can't get together
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  Speaker 5: and make another Brothers?
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  Speaker 3: D.L., I know it's your fault. I heard you're more
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  Speaker 3: difficult to work with than money.
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  Speaker 4: F * * * you, D.L.
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  Speaker 1: Hughley.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's it for this week.
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  Speaker 5: This has been Nietzsche James, your FU DLCC correspondent.
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  Speaker 3: And until next week, bye.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's time for What You Need to Know with
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  Speaker 1: the one and only Sybil Wilkes.
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  Speaker 4: It's Sybil Wilkes with What We Need to Know. NASA
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  Speaker 4: astronaut Jessica Watkins made history as the first African-American woman
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  Speaker 4: to command an orbital spaceflight mission. The four-person crew launched
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  Speaker 4: aboard a SpaceX rocket for a six-month research stay. on
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  Speaker 4: the International Space Station. They launched on Thursday morning and
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  Speaker 4: they landed Thursday.
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  Speaker 2: Evening at the space station.
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  Speaker 4: Mission progress and live docking coverage are available through NASA
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  Speaker 4: Space Station updates. The Texas Board of Pardons and Parole
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  Speaker 4: approved release of the former police officer Amber Geiger, after
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  Speaker 4: seven years in prison. Geiger, then a Dallas police officer,
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  Speaker 4: was convicted of murder in the 2018 shooting death of
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  Speaker 4: Botham John inside his own apartment. This decision granted early
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  Speaker 4: release over very strong objections from Botham John's family and
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  Speaker 4: community advocates.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Sybil Wilkes.
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  Speaker 4: Be informed.
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  Speaker 3: Be empowered.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Sybil. All right, that's going to do it
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  Speaker 1: for us, ladies and gentlemen. It's the DL Hughley Show,
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  Speaker 1: your 2026 edition. That's all we got today.
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  Speaker 2: No, don't buy me. Don't buy. Don't even stop here.
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  Speaker 2: Just keep on going. See ya.
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  Speaker 3: Move on.
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  Speaker 2: Skip is calling.
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  Speaker 1: Skip is broadcasting from the methadone clinic. What is it, Skip? Skip,
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  Speaker 1: what did you learn today, young man? Hey, man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: about to hit the stage, man. I got to emcee
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  Speaker 1: the Living Legends Award in Atlanta, so I'm good. All right.
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  Speaker 1: With a better microphone. Yeah, please don't use that one.
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  Speaker 1: Don't use my little microphone. Okay. Don't buy them at
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  Speaker 1: the airport. I think we've done all we can here.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's that ice cream truck microphone. Seriously.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to say, thank God.
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  Speaker 1: That's got to do it for us, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for tuning in. It's the DL Hughley Show,
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  Speaker 1: your 2026 edition. Kyle, my favorite short bus operator. Pull
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  Speaker 1: that string. We gots to go. Ciao, ciao. See you
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  Speaker 1: on the other side. It's the DL Hughley Show.