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#630 Gabrielle Vargas · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Speaker 2: Now without further ado, what's going on across from me
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  Speaker 2: all the way from Bangladesh?
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  Speaker 3: What is going on? Eddie gay on the Gabroons, what's
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  Speaker 3: going on?
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  Speaker 1: You already know what it is. It's the number one
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  Speaker 1: in the world. Happy to be here. Uh ocky, it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be a good.
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  Speaker 2: Day's love y'all, good borning, going to be hot today, Bro?
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  Speaker 2: You think so it's freezing seventy four to seventy five today, Bro,
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  Speaker 2: that's hot to It's hot to me. I like, I
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  Speaker 2: like seventy sixty eight.
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  Speaker 3: You know that's like what? Okay, First, I can't fucking
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  Speaker 3: computer get the guest.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was.
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  Speaker 2: fat guy weather and fucking like you know this, regular
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  Speaker 2: Morning Shot Films, Morning Real Podcast. Now let's uh, let's
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  Speaker 2: give it up for our guest, the very funny Can
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  Speaker 2: I say, Gabby Vargas, Gabby Vargas, what if.
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  Speaker 1: She said no after you said that, I.
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  Speaker 2: Wouldn't have to say I would have had to said
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  Speaker 2: Gabriel or Gabriela Gabrielle Okay, I saw I was confused
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  Speaker 2: I was like, damn, it's like when I introduced him,
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  Speaker 2: it's like nitty Hazzan, Like I panic, Bro, so I
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  Speaker 2: improvised Gabby.
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  Speaker 4: It's just easier for people.
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  Speaker 1: As a comic. I'm sure you've had the same thing.
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  Speaker 1: Our names have been butchered millions of times.
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  Speaker 3: What's the worst? What's the worst?
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  Speaker 2: Kind of not the worst, but like I guess, like,
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  Speaker 2: what's like the one ethnicity that you're just like like, like, fu, Bro,
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  Speaker 2: why are you even in comedy? This is gonna be
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  Speaker 2: a joke every time.
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  Speaker 1: It's not a necessarily ethnicity thing. It's it's literally Armenian. Huh.
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  Speaker 1: It's those Eastern European names and like those uh fucking
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  Speaker 1: Scandinavian names, and you can put an A next.
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  Speaker 4: To an E and then another a. Brains just start
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  Speaker 4: going crazy the.
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  Speaker 2: J the b O.
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  Speaker 1: I sees those up.
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  Speaker 2: So, like I said, kind of Armenian, kind of kind
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  Speaker 2: of Romanian is yeah something. That's why those fools always
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  Speaker 2: change your name, Jack Junior. I wonder I'm over here,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, what's Jack Junior's real name?
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  Speaker 1: Dog?
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  Speaker 3: This should just hit me, bro, because I'm like the
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  Speaker 3: last time you met an Armenia named Jack Doug.
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  Speaker 1: It's probably Jack on something, you know. Yeah, somewhere it
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  Speaker 1: would be jazz.
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  Speaker 3: Great Arab name bro Jakar not Jakar and Jakarta not cool.
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  Speaker 1: But that's why it would be more Arab.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah that those do sound very Arab, but I hear Jakarta.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just like, damn, where is Jakarta?
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  Speaker 3: That sounds like a country, not if it is. It
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  Speaker 3: is a country, and I know some nothing good is
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  Speaker 3: going on over there now when you.
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  Speaker 2: Meet the person, when you meet the person in Jakarta,
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  Speaker 2: you're like, confirmed, what's going on?
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  Speaker 3: Gabby?
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  Speaker 1: Uh? Are you?
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  Speaker 3: Are you an l A native?
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  Speaker 4: I am not an l A native. No, I'm a
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  Speaker 4: Staten Island native.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: He must be like a big Pete No, I'm sorry
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  Speaker 2: Pete Davidson fan.
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  Speaker 3: I was.
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  Speaker 2: I was like every everybody out there, just like yo,
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  Speaker 2: that guy apparently, I'm like, yo, there was nothing else
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  Speaker 2: going on beside this food.
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  Speaker 3: Like damn, everybody puts that phone that pedestal.
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  Speaker 4: Dog when your dades nine to eleven.
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  Speaker 3: But that was his dad, not even him, Like, yo,
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  Speaker 3: you can't.
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  Speaker 4: Get a free peasants. The trauma trauma?
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  Speaker 3: Why dad? Guy? He was fucking taking.
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  Speaker 4: Yo, I didn't say that. Okay, my grandfather actually worked
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  Speaker 4: in the world tracks.
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  Speaker 3: Oh ship for when it went down. But yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: mean like there's there's people.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, obviously if you lost somebody, it's look man
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  Speaker 2: like at the end of the day, bro, like if
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  Speaker 2: you can't find a find a you know, little a
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  Speaker 2: little laugh here and there. It's like when people make
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  Speaker 2: fucking jokes about when shit got closed down. My grandma
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  Speaker 2: lost her sister, that's my and and it was because
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  Speaker 2: of what happened. But that don't mean I'm gonna fuck
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  Speaker 2: it forever. Not laugh at jokes though, Like what the
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  Speaker 2: hell like every time somebody makes a COVID joke? Yeah, way, Like, like,
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  Speaker 2: I just I hate it when people are like so
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  Speaker 2: super sensitive about that. It's just like foo, did you
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  Speaker 2: go or not to the funeral? That's what matters, you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like, I'm with you one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 2: For me, it's the worst when it's comedians who get sensitive.
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  Speaker 2: It's people who will always talk shit about everything. But
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  Speaker 2: when the first thing that affects them personally, now you
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  Speaker 2: can't talk about that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, get the funk at it. Everything is on the table.
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  Speaker 1: As fewer especially as a comedian, if you make a
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  Speaker 1: joke about something that wasn't a joke, that was harassment.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the day the day somebody gets about his way,
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  Speaker 3: he can't get mad. He's talks about everybody.
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  Speaker 2: Dog.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like it's like, look, bro, But.
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  Speaker 1: The issue is when somebody has a bigger platform than you,
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  Speaker 1: they'll get their fans to attack you.
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  Speaker 4: And especially when you're on the Internet, because it's all trolls.
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  Speaker 3: It's faceless there what people have.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, when people don't have to show their face, people
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  Speaker 1: get brave and say some wild things.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I was gonna say.
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  Speaker 2: Like so, but so you sometimes you can be a
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  Speaker 2: big person and your fan base don't ride for you.
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  Speaker 2: Like there's some people that have fan bases that you
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  Speaker 2: you're not afraid of. Like you can talk shit about
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  Speaker 2: Bobby Lee, you know what I mean, Like, who's gonna
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  Speaker 2: attack you?
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  Speaker 3: Dog? His lady was treated him for like whole three years.
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  Speaker 1: Dog.
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  Speaker 3: Nobody saved them, but.
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  Speaker 1: She didn't she wasn't doing comedy or anything.
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  Speaker 2: It's like like, or what about another example, Like you
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  Speaker 2: you see the o'ban's fans getting angry like it is
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  Speaker 2: Thompson Girls.
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  Speaker 1: Fans give you an exact example. There's this there's this
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  Speaker 1: female comedian named jow Yng Summers. She owns a comedy
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  Speaker 1: club called the Hollywood Comedy Club. She was doing an
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  Speaker 1: open mic night, and these three famous YouTube.
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  Speaker 4: They are not famous. I have no idea who they are.
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  Speaker 1: They're not fam I have no idea where they are,
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  Speaker 1: but they have a big following online.
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  Speaker 3: I only know them.
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  Speaker 1: They came to the show. I wasn't able to Apparently,
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  Speaker 1: they talked about the show, they didn't have a good time.
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  Speaker 1: Then they sent all their fans to attack their Yelp page,
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  Speaker 1: to Instagram, attacking their rating, getting death threats. And I
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  Speaker 1: think their fans are just a lot younger, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean. So they're impressionable, more sensitive fans. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but it's wild they're attacking this woman and her whole club.
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  Speaker 2: But what do you think made foods like like I
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  Speaker 2: don't know, we can go around the table, but what
• 8:42
  Speaker 2: do you think made foods were so tough that kind
• 8:45
  Speaker 2: of let shit be like passive before?
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: I think me personally, I think the reason foods wouldn't
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  Speaker 2: react or we're not that sensitive before it's because like
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  Speaker 2: there was drafts and shit going on, Like foods were dying,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like the foods are still
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  Speaker 2: dying here, but like you know, foods are like hold
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  Speaker 2: on radio before you.
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  Speaker 4: Know what I mean, like to have another draft and
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  Speaker 4: these kids don't even know how to check the mail.
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  Speaker 4: Army's gonna have to slide into their DMS like hey,
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  Speaker 4: baddy the army.
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  Speaker 2: The President's way ahead. The President's like, listen, our soldiers
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  Speaker 2: are no good anymore. I was like, we need to
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  Speaker 2: conquer people that are hungry to fight for their lives.
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  Speaker 2: They're taking over countries full of people that are just like,
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  Speaker 2: we're at that point where we need.
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  Speaker 1: To tough and these fools up because were at that
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  Speaker 1: point where of that meme where weak men create hard times,
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  Speaker 1: that's where we are right now. We're at the weak
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  Speaker 1: men creating hard time, spart because everybody's and that's going
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  Speaker 1: to lead to fucking It's a cycle, right at least.
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  Speaker 4: The war well, I mean, the history is what's repeating itself.
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  Speaker 4: There was the Spanish flu or whatever, then we had COVID,
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  Speaker 4: and then it was World War two and now look
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  Speaker 4: what's happening.
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  Speaker 1: Another Spanish flu.
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  Speaker 2: Literally straight up though, man, that is a scary thought though,
• 9:52
  Speaker 2: because when you look at we were in alive in
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  Speaker 2: the seventies, how old are you get me?
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  Speaker 3: Okay yeah, age, okay, yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I was like so none of us ever got to
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  Speaker 2: see like seventies and eighties tough. We just got based
• 10:07
  Speaker 2: were like yo, that one theo I will kill some
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  Speaker 2: people in Korea, you know what I mean, like or
• 10:12
  Speaker 2: something like that with the war. But like there's those
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  Speaker 2: people dug from that generation. No, Bro, I feel like
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  Speaker 2: like the adversity hit.
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  Speaker 3: Different before because they had a crazy protest.
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  Speaker 1: Everything's adversity now, Bro, Like in the seventies, you and
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  Speaker 1: me wouldn't be welcome in this country. He could pass
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  Speaker 1: for a white guy, you could pass for a white woman.
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  Speaker 1: You guys will be all right.
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  Speaker 2: The protest, like you're right, the protesting and the ship
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  Speaker 2: that went down to the protesters.
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  Speaker 3: Who's over here talking about is bad? Now?
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  Speaker 2: Who talk to black people in the fifties? Dog, but
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: they just let cut the cut the leash on the
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  Speaker 2: on the on the on the rock wallers and and whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Dog they were usy people came through came through.
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  Speaker 2: It came through with powerwashers, power washing your skin off,
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  Speaker 2: and it guess what nobody was like, like, bro.
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  Speaker 3: This ship was why every day?
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  Speaker 1: You know though, because there was no social media back then, exactly,
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  Speaker 1: there was no camera that.
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  Speaker 3: Was prystal do not.
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  Speaker 1: Social media. You'll find out fucking breaking news within two
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  Speaker 1: seconds and then be over it because the next fucking breaking.
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  Speaker 4: They didn't know about it for so long because there
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  Speaker 4: was no communications.
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  Speaker 2: No Wi Fi and uh bro the fucking to get
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: hit with the fire hose because that's what they're bringing
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: out was the fire trecks and spraying everybody down there
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  Speaker 2: in those protests. That should burn your skin off, like
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: that should break bones.
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: Do you think the pressure back then was as good
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: as the hoses we have now?
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: Then we didn't have no water, no pressure, no water
• 11:42
  Speaker 2: pressure repe to stop the fires.
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: There was no pressure.
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: That's that's just pretty scary to believe that they could
• 11:50
  Speaker 2: just shut that ship off though, ye shut everything that
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, Like, it's just like you're kind
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: of like man, like, okay, let's water, you got to
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  Speaker 2: play ball do Let's say the grocery store is shut down.
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  Speaker 1: It would take four days before everybody started fucking rioting.
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  Speaker 3: You think that long.
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  Speaker 1: Because you know these guys, a ship's on fire the
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: right if they're not restocking. Yeah, you're right, because you
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  Speaker 1: don't think.
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  Speaker 2: You don't think that they're some food that's gonna walk
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  Speaker 2: A family is gonna walk on cost like.
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  Speaker 3: There's no more eggs, you know what, I like, they're
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  Speaker 3: on a fucking egg.
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  Speaker 1: Something's going on.
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  Speaker 2: Then they're gonna start the ship spreads out. Somebody makes
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: the video with the little scary music. Have you noticed
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: the Costco's now restalking eggs anymore? And then they'd be like,
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: what's really going on? And then you have all these
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: people dog that are just gonna go crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, true WiFi would be the last thing they cut
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  Speaker 1: because they want they know how retarded we are, and
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: we're just gonna make memes, memes till the last moment.
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  Speaker 2: The thing is they know the cutting, the cutting the
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: Internet off is the one thing that you're you can
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: say that true addicted to.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody's normally addicted to.
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  Speaker 2: So like, if they cut that ship off, bro, people
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: start acting crazy because the.
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  Speaker 4: God I have to talk to somebody in real life.
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  Speaker 2: You never had anxiety before or fucking fear of talking
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  Speaker 2: to people.
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  Speaker 3: All of a sudden, That'shit's.
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  Speaker 2: All every day creating random problems and disorders that they
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  Speaker 2: don't even exist.
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  Speaker 3: Bro, Like I have this kind of phobia. It's like,
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  Speaker 3: who shut the fuck up? Dog?
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  Speaker 2: Like you just caught there and talked to somebody eventually,
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  Speaker 2: or live lonely dog.
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  Speaker 4: It's like the generation they don't know how to talk
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  Speaker 4: to people. They hate me, gen Z Alpha. They hate
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  Speaker 4: me because I make eye contact and I'm loud.
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  Speaker 1: They don't like that.
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: They don't like talking to you still be talking to
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  Speaker 2: fools like the old school way.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely, I'm from New York to because I can't Yeah, okay, hello,
• 13:39
  Speaker 4: like in New York, Man, you're just talking to everybody.
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  Speaker 3: My mom.
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  Speaker 4: I mean I understand when I was little, she would
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  Speaker 4: embarrass the fuck out of me talking to people at
• 13:45
  Speaker 4: the supermarket or whatever. But about you know, just about anything,
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  Speaker 4: and now I do that. You became person and became
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  Speaker 4: my mother.
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  Speaker 1: What happens, right, That's what happened. That's trying to avoid
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  Speaker 1: being your parents and you end up being them. So
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  Speaker 1: when's you're in and a kid, kid? Eddy more years?
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  Speaker 2: Two more like two more years before you start putting
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  Speaker 2: your pants all the way.
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  Speaker 3: Up with the fucking little black pill.
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: Time and I just start working.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you start working night shifts, but become really financially
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  Speaker 2: stable with the next fucking fifteen years.
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: Good look, that would be great. That's promising.
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what, those guys they work a lot,
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: but they still look stressed. It's just like, bro, how
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: could how could you slap? You know? They got kids?
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: Kids will do that?
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: Hey, do in your foods? Have a lot of kids?
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: Is that the sixes? Get it right?
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: Like? For real? You want to hear a true story.
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: When I was I have so many cousins and fucking
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: aunts and uncles. I remember I was like eight years old.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: I was at a family party and it was the
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: first time it hit me. I was like, holy fuck,
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: I have so much family. There were so many people around,
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: and my dad was wasted. They were all much They
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: were all in the backyard and I go to the
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: backyard and I just remember asking my dad. I was like, Yo,
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: why do we have so much family? And my dad
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: just laughing. He looked at me and said, because back
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: then we didn't have TV. I was like, oh fuck,
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: my grandparents were just fucking imagine no social media, no TV.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: What do you do? Oh?
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you think your grandparents were like, how
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: do you think that?
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: Way down?
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: I felt like it was very much more demanding, Like
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: it was just like, woman.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: I can't I can't see can you see your Can
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: you see your grandpa raising up your grandma?
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: My grandpa? Oh guy? He could? You know? Style? Back then,
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: you're talking about cave man cavemen. But they saw a
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: girl they liked, they hit her with a club and
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: dragged her back to their cave.
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: Though not much has changed.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, that was flirting. I'll use a softer club.
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: Nobody wants a flash club. Okay, nobody wants a flast.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: I think now, if you're a caveman, I even think
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: those fools have some kind of game. Like let's just
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: say me and you are a cave man, like one
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: of us has water, one of us has fire.
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: Like their game was literally game going out and catching
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: a fucking saber tooth tiger and coming back with that ship.
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: And then she's like, okay, bitch, getting this cave.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: Know why?
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: They say yeah, like that's that's the flirting.
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: It's like, look, there's fucking there's there's the dead venison
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: in here.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: Like well, they say, that's why humor exists because not
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: every man was the main hunter or you know what
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: I mean. Those guys would all get the girls. How
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: did the shlubs get the girls? Look at me, dance
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: around this fire funny or whatever, you know what I mean.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: They have to make the chick laugh, and they made
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: a chick laugh and then that's how they still got in.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: You know, yeah, you know what.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: Happened to me?
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: Like, like, how come the world doesn't make Danny DeVito's
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: no more? I don't see they're.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Out there, we just don't showcase them anymore. It's tough
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: for Danny DeVito type guy now to we need.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: One of those on the podcast, hopefully a young one,
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: like it's to be old because like I heard, midges
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: don't live that long.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: What have you ever seen?
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: Odetty?
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: Sure, they like to be called.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: We call them midgets here. They're cool with it. We've
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: had a few of them on here. They'll be kind
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: of cool.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Call of midgets. And we call Jewish people little hats.
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: Amazing, Okay, so let's keep going.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Pagan idn't even talk about them.
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: But amazing you got a half a one?
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Sorry, but like yo, the food like I've.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: Never seen an, I haven't seen. Yeah, I haven't seen, Like,
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: have you.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: Seen who watched Harry Potter? That's c g Nah, Doug,
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: look that guy up. He's great.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: They should have gone Felipe as pars Once the old
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Food died, Felipis Parsa should have continued the role as
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: the fucking.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: Harry. I never watched it.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: Stumbledore, Yeah, Professor eldest Stumbledore.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: Actually, who's the food in the first movie, the Big Yeah,
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: that should have been replaced by Felipe spars A wizard.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's at the Hogwarts Continuation School. That's where he's He.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: Didn't I never watched it, so he doesn't die.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: They're redoing it, Okay, they're making it on HBO.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: They're doing HBO because Rolling is big anti trans and gay,
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: and she doesn't like that the characters in the original
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: movie are standing out for standing up for the fucking
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: trans writes and gay right, so she wants to redo it.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: So she was that petty food.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: They're not the legacy of the show.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: The worst initials are taking.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: HBO's gonna be It's not TV at HBO. I'm never
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: gonna call it Max.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: That's that's low key like fifty petty though, man le
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: yo this they're out there yo.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: Like like, you know what watching Game of the Round.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: I watched the never watched the original. I don't know what.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: I'm not watching a new thing.
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: It's not bad. Kingdoms, nine of the Seven Kingdoms.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: It's good.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: I watched up to the where the Persians got.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: Involved, and then you're like, I'm out of here.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: There's only white Horses.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: To come out with the next season. I think that
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: was like season four, so it took two three years
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: to come out. So I lost interest and I try
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: to rewatch it, and I was like, I can I
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: watch hours of this ship again?
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: No aid or.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: So I don't know. But Game of Thrones was cool.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: It definitely was.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: It was a great show. People got mat the ending,
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: but it's like, fucking you make the ending, bro.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: Well they made the ending because the book hadn't caught
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: up yet, so then the writers had to be like.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's what the book's going to match the movies.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: They never do well.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: I don't know, George R. R. Martin hasn't finished it yet.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So you think you'll take
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: a left because he's like everybody hated that ending, so
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go do something else.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: Probably it sold out.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Bro, if you fucking did the movie before the book,
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: you're not going to do the book.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: You don't think he's gonna write the books.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: He already made money for the movie.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think it's about money. I think it's
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: for writers about money is about of course it's about money.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: But I mean you right, if you're a fucking if
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: you started a project, then you're a writer.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: When was the last good thing he's done late in
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: the last three years?
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: Last what good thing mister r.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: R fucking has done?
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: Who are r?
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Guy who wrote gave?
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: I never watched That's somebody else that's isn't that the elf?
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: Dude Day, I've never watched it.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: I've never seen those ones.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: That his name the guy who did think Martin Martin,
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Martin Martin, who's token?
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: Then I think he's the He's the one with the black.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Kid from you're talking about The Ring, Yeah, yeah, right,
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking Lord of the Rings. I couldn't watch that.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: I've not seen that one full movie of that.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Lord of Rings was cool.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: All the stuff you guys are talking about, And I
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: know I know, I'm pretty nerdy when it comes to
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: a lot of stuff because you guys like see me
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: nerd out about some stuff. But I've never watched none
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: of it, Harry Potter. But if they never read it,
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: never watched it, so you're not a fan.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: No Star Wars.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: Star Wars never watched, Like I know the characters. I
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: like some of the characters from some of it, but yeah,
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: like no storyline or nothing.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: What was the other one? A Game of Thrones?
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: They didn't help Potter with all theos? Could you watch it?
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Give it a jack? Are you a little boober? I?
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: I mean I resell everything.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Like I resell like whatever's hot, like just the trends,
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: so like and so if it's cool, and I do
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: get into it, so like, yeah, I did get into it,
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: Like I have my I have my little tray the
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: wall that has like all the ones that I was.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: That I decided to keep.
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: I don't think I've ever actually touched one physically.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Don't it changes your uh as soon as you touch it?
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: Okay, So it's not like any food. Walking Dead he.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Watched The Walking Dead.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: It's way too long.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: I watched him till the guy beat the guy all
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: those shows. I have not watched the Dog.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: No, it's all the same after Like it's crazy.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: I have not, Like what was the one that you
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: just mentioned, The Walking Dead? Didn't want that either.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know, bro, like it takes it like I
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: ended up watching The Sopranos like seven years after it
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: came out. That's slow. I tried, Brood, you watched it,
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: I mean the way the way people picked it up, bro, Like,
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: don't get me wrong. Like be Real likes to talk
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: about Star Wars and with se Minus like they nerd
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: the fuck out over Star Wars.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Dog.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: If you ever want to see be Real nerd out
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: over something, bring.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Up Star Wars like like I promise you Dog, like
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: anything other than like hip hop ship Yeah, end Game
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: of Thrones that foo will fucking be like really yeah
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: like that that was like really into that kind of stuff.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: But like I think he reads it like in his
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: rapping voice.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, be Real. I wonder what.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: Would it start? Like, what's the best Enuf Thompson, what's
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: the worst? I did? I did?
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: I did do his voice over, by the way, on
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: his on the comic well, the comic book autobiography. That
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: was my voice doing the be real parts. Yeah, for
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: all the people that uh that wants to listen to
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: that or watch the what do you call that? The autobook?
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: The yeah, the audible. But it's crazy, bro, it's like
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: a whole comic book.
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: I can't picture be real at home, excited for the
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: next episode of Game of Thrones.
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: You can't see I'm snuggling up next to the window.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: Who has a white like a kid like a candle
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: opening up?
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: He takes the hat and the glasses off. All right.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: So from a girl's perspective, like when you see a dude,
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: you do women try to picture that side of the
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: man already, like like because not the one like just
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: to say, you're meeting somebody the impression, but in your
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: head you're like, can I see this person be a
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: totally person? Oh?
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's important.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: I was so that. So this is already processed in
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: the beginning.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: If there's no cuddle quality, who wants to go up and.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Makes cuddle quality?
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: Man, that's a little question, that's a valid question.
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: You called it something cuddle quality.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: N he's wondering.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: He's a single guy here, Yeah, what is cuddle quality?
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: Coziness? Can you can you see yourself.
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: Like like a torta, Like a torta that's like a
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: bean bag.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: Like you're not looking for a mattress.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: You're looking for like you're looking for, like you know,
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: to lay out a mattress with something that hugs you back.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: You don't want a refrigerator. You're not looking for a refrigerator.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: Or a bookshelf. Something heavy.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, nothing too rugged.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: When I did Tommy Show, I opened the show, I
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: was like, where my thought does that? And everybody went wild.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I think love that.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: Sh I think I think I don't know man, Like
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: that's crazy because the fact that because I don't think
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: man look at it the same one like when you
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: look at a chick, like you look at a chicken,
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: you'll be like, damn, that's like you.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: Know she's fine maybe, but that's it.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Like you don't like there's no thought process like that
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: unless like you know, like like you're like like you're
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: like maybe you're just like on the like you're out
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: here trying to get laid. You're just like, yeah, you
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: know what I did that. But that's where it stops.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: You don't never think.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: You're like, oh, I could walk down the street holding
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: hands with that bitch, I could.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: Walk a dog walk like I could, Like, I wonder
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: what kind of dog she has. I'm gonna guess it's
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: a fucking what is it a ship you or something?
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: I wonder if her mom's nice?
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: Never don't think about the mom, right.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: But about food, catchy cook? Well, I don't know, because
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: that's the thing. You don't think that far both the
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: average does it think that far?
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: The attraction first.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: Well, you have to be attracted right, that too.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: You're not going to cut against somebody you don't want
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: to be next to.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: No, you've never seen someone like a big fat guy
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: and you're like, oh would that be?
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: I mean, is it one of those beat bags at
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: the moment, the corduroy ones that turns into.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: A mattress asleep on this dude?
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: That's I don't want to absorb it to it.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: You don't want to get stuck in the orbit.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: To be able to be held.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: Some fact guys could do that, Yeah, but it's you.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: They can't wrap their arms around themselves. Okay, how are
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: they gonna wrap their arms around you?
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: That's the test, because it's if you can wrap your arms.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: There's too much value.
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: There's no room for me, I think I think like
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: there's a there's observation, there is such a thing where
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: you're just like maybe there's like a certain like type
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: of like level of fat where you're just like, I'll
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: just like they're all bodies are beautiful.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Nah like like because look, sometimes you look at somebody
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: and like, let's just say, you will be like, damn
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: if I don't think that that person can successfully shower, right,
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna but I'm gonna dodge it.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well you know what I mean. You know what
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: I mean.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: For I don't think the toilet. It's like picture I'm
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: taking a ship.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: How does that? I don't know that.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: It's like Barney barn over there waving at me. That's
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: autograph here, autographed.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: It's just some random guy of Barney class.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: No I met the dude. He didn't.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: Oh that's real. Yeah, yeah, I love you.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: Sniffing the seats.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Food, But like that's like a different kind of like
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know, bro, like the person if you look
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: like April, if you untied the person's shoes, you know
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: what I.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: Mean, Like, Yo, they don't have a dickey?
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Do I do it? By I imagining what kind of
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: shits they take. You're right, But like I said, back
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: in the day, they had those squishy seats.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: You ever seen those members with the little certain food?
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: But then again, foods were not that big at that time,
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: like in the nineteen fifties. What would you like, is
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: there even a picture of what somebody morbidly obese from
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: the fifties looked like?
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: It's probably disease.
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: They didn't have that much food.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: They didn't have that much food. I don't know.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: I think they had a lot of bread and still
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: be you could still be big. But I mean there
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: was less processed foods, so it's not the average person
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: wasn't like just eating McDonald's or whatever.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, McDonald's was a special case.
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: A lot more.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: Everything was healthier back then.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Back when the government cared about it.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: I don't know, bro, Like, was everything really healthier? Like
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: there was fool like more? Is he talking about meat?
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: His murder?
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Don't eat meat and ship bro Like? You know what
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: I mean?
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Like they had cocaine in the coco in the Coca cola,
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: Can you imagine? Then?
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I've always wanted to do that, bro. I'
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: always wanted to put like a bump or two in
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: my like a Mexican coke and just just fucking just
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: drink it.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Drink explodes like a mentals.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: The chemical reaction.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Then we find out coke is mentos, We're like, yo,
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: they do make you fresh. Yeah, So besides comedy, I
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: was scrolling down your page and you do wrestling, and
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: you want to do roller.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: Derby or no, I have done roller Derby and I
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: am a professional.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: Wrestler like the roller Derby, like es roller Derby, like
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: the King of a Hill episode, Whee got into the
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: team that.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, first of all, gimmick is that like a
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: Florida thing?
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: It's a floor to the thing. Is that everywhere thing?
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: Because like I ain't never Yeah, squad.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: Skates, like is it like the like yeah on the track? Yeah,
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: two teams called about. Yeah, there's a blocker jammer. There's
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: a movie on this, Yeah, Drew Barrymore's and the movie Whiplash,
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: Whip It, Whip It and Drew Barrymore.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: And you know how long you been doing wrestling for.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: Three years now.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: And it's like the same thing as the stand up
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: where you just looked everywhere kind of so.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: No, I'm like under a contract with them. Yeah, so
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: I can't wrestle anywhere else, but yeah, I wrestle with
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: the Wow women of wrestling.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: You're like you.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Just threw like the biggest curveball, because first of all,
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: like not for nothing, like when I when I picture
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: like wrestling, like yeah, like all the all the chicks
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: that I've met to do wrestling, they're like pretty big.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: Like yeah, there's this girls smaller than me too.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: What's your character?
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: Like a roller derby jammer worse game? You have finish?
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: What's your finishing move?
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: Tornado off the top, roll off the top road? Yes, ship.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: She's like, you know how they had the most interesting
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: It's like the most interesting right here?
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like that's crazy.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: How's your record?
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: Like right now, I'm two and three something like that.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: You get to be in the writer's room when they're
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: coming up with the storyline.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: But is it like collaboration? We train all year and
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: we just filmed in Vegas last October, so those episodes
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: are coming out right now.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: How did you even get into that?
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Like, I mean have you always been like you know,
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: there is such like the reason I said, like, is
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: that a Florida thing, because like there is such a
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: term like Florida man, Like, don't plame everything, bro, like
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: this the Florida Man's been doing some crazy shit. Bro,
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: Like that's a whole different species of people. Dog, Like
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: what did the like what did that start?
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Dude?
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: Well, I saw like I went to Comic Con La
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: Comic Con, and I was dressed up like Lara Craft,
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: Lara Lara. It was great, it was great. We had
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: a great time. And they were there. They had like
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: the ring and some of the girls are there and
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: I held the belt and I stood in the ring
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: and I was like, this is cool.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: And one of.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: The wrestlers there was chainsaw and it was like really
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: cool and I had them all They had got like
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: a poster and they all signed it. Then like the
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: next year, I saw in the casting they had like
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: a casting up and I wanted to go, and I
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: didn't go, and I regretted it for like the whole year, man,
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: and then they had it again and me and uh
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: my bestie Tierras. I don't know if you guys know her,
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: it's pretty incredible, Beka. Tierra's check her out a stand
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: up too. She sure is stand up comedian in the valley.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: Yes, I think her, Yeah, I think I know her.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: She's supposed to come on. I'm a booker, book.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: Yes too, Oh my gosh.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's she's she's work. She she she worked the
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: green room last time we did it. Yeah, yeah, next
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: to next to that dispensary in the valley.
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: Oh, yes, the green room. Yeah, where she has the
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: higher mic.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know she was. I saw that she was
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: in the hospital or something.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: Like, Yeah, she's getting so much better, she's healing. She
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: had like a couple of slipped discs.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, ship my gosh.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Yes, I wish you a fast recovery. Be and then
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: we'll have you on here after you recover, talk about
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: your story. And apparently you guys are tag.
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: Team Yeah, that's right. At the Ontario Improv Roast Battle.
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: We are actually tag teams.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Wrestling.
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: No no, But we went to the audition and we
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: auditioned together like like step brothers. We went in there
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: like a tag team, and we were just like we
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: had like so much energy. We're just like, what's on.
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: I didn't even know what to do with us, and
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: we just like ripped off our jackets and they like
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: took some pictures of us, and we got a call back.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: You got like how long does how long was it?
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: You got a call back the next day they said
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: come back and like after the audition, we're going to
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: email you or whatever. And they emailed us and we
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: went to the next callback, and we just kind of
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: almost went to just be announcers or something or interviewing
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: behind like we didn't really have intentions of wrestling, and
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: then they have. We had the callback and we started
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: doing like ten jumping jacks and like a couple of
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: different drills and we tried went to go do one
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: and she just sat down.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: She's like I'm just gonna watch.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: But thank god she staying with me and like went
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: through the drills and stuff with me because we were
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: doing these thumb drills and I'm just looking at her.
• 34:22
  Speaker 6: Like what am I doing here?
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: Like these girls are like I do gymnastics for like
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: twelve years and I've done jiu jitsu for eight years,
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: and I'm like stand up comedy, five, go to the
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: gym sometimes, five years, did the roller derby and stuff? Yeah,
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: well now it's six.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: What do you let out of all those three things? Like,
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, I know some of them are afraidy knew.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: What do you Which one do you enjoy the most?
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm like am all balanced. I as a natural labor.
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: I have a really hard time picking favorites and just one.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: Thing sticking too.
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: So that's how I like to so many different things
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: at one time, but they all kind of connect in
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: a way.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: Because you're like a very so you have a lot
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: of energy.
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: Sleep.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like no, I was just like energy. Yeah, it
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: was like you could kind of like because you know,
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: everybody like I'm pretty sure you're just like this. Ones
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: are all fucking hello, chill the fuck out like this
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: like a very chill vibe. But they're like like food show,
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: fucking show, fucking dedt moucker up in here.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: As long as long as you're like all right, you
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: can dd t me, she'll be like all right, let's
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: do this done, let's lock up.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: How much practice did it take to learn to not
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: hurt the person you're attacking?
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: That's a lot. Yeah, so much. I was training for
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: Like I live like almost ninety ish miles away from
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: Colvers City, and I was driving there like four days
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: a week to train. Yeah, I feel like the whole year.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: That's one way ninety miles one way.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, ninety miles.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: I think you said nine ship no nine zero, Holy shit,
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: I was like nine miles, no correction. Yeah, I used
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: to drive seventy miles one way. Yeah, that's for work.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: And ninety miles. I know what one hundred and forty
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: miles is. Four hours five hours of traffic ninety.
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: If you don't time it correctly, you know, you get
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: the right time.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: There's a there's a wrestling gym in Coover City. That's
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: where I go to the gym. But I mean it's
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: it's probably private.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: But some some of the some of the best gyms are.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, man, they're all hitting here in Coover City.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: Dog people don't understand, man, you find some of the best.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: I know, the gym I go to being featured in
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: like different places.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: The keep getting like a little wars here in there.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: I think they have like a showcase show shout out
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: to six Pack Gym him have the i'mna have the
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: owner here soon. But you know what, low key, I'm
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: kind of excited. I kind of like I want to
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: make that happen because he's such a like like fucking
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: like you know, looks up to our an old type
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: of ship and the body type of ship.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: And I know that he's never fucking like and I know.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: Coming in here, like he's gonna get fucking brona be
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: like come on, fucking just breathe like you tell me, huh,
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: like you got the right indeed.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to drive him in.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: I'd be like, come on ten more, now, ten more? Yeah,
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: like all that time.
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: Huh, that's awesome.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: Have you sustained an injury yet, like from.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Any other stuff?
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: Thankfully? I mean except for like you know, bruises everywhere.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Sometimes we'll get hit right.
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: A little another knocker a.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: Fighter before this, like he used to get in the
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: fight and ship it's like every exploit.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: I am a latina. It's just a show. But not
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: like that you're dead, like I feel roller derbing.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so what in that world?
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: Like is there how physical is that compared to like
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm obviously much different, like wrestling is like
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: an actual physical sport where you have to lock in.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: But but like is there any physics like can you push.
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: Out of the way, Yeah, you're blocking your elbowing roller derber?
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: You're actually what position do you get hurt?
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: Like a jammer and a blocker. The jammer is someone
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: who scores the points and like, so the whole pack
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: goes and then the two jammers on each team go
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: and the packs have to stop the jammer from passing
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: them and going around and then that's how they score points.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: So that, yeah, I thought, I was. I was wondering
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: that I was about to ask to its a super insction.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: I was like, so where's the net?
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: Was like, is there like.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Each other?
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: That would be kind of coolball rotation just not like
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: kind of like the one the one thing they played
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: Harry Potter quidditch with a little quidditch little with a
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: little gold thing they have to chase that didn't snitch
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: that thing you see that shipped uh the Universal Riode.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, people who.
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: Watch these movies dog I know, I know.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: But like.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: People run around the park on brooms and they have
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: their ow quidditche league and ship. It's wild. It's passionate,
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: it's passion it's wild. But that's not another commitment.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: But then again, there's foods that I've seen in Cover
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: City to dog and like there's there's a dog park there,
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: but there's like foods that were doing all these this training,
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: but like with full on fucking night costumes food, and
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: they were not costumes like like they're like they're they're
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: like legit, Like if you knock this fool down, somebody
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: has to pick this fool up. Dog, I don't think
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: you get up like a well no, because it's it's
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: like a full on Excalibur fucking costume dude, like like
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: a night and these two fools are fighting, and then
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: then the other two fools are like I guess they
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: were like ready to be tagged in. They were like
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: like stopping traffic because fools were like is this for
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: real right now? They were like, you're kind of time
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: machine that these fools come out of. Dog because because
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: that ship is legit, I haven't seen one yet. I
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: always see it on like movies and TV shows.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: Are I don't feel that.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: I don't feel that interesting. No more dog like talking
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: to her dog like wrestling fucking uh you know, like
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: I'm over here.
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: I was like, man, I my take up darping dog.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: And I was like, let me add hello, kitty, I
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: get a side job and what's that?
• 40:40
  Speaker 7: What's that restaurant you perform for the foods and they
• 40:44
  Speaker 7: have to eat medieval talk.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: You don't have to have you guys been there.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: I've never been there.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: I start doing this stuff. You fools have done watch movies.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: I haven't been. Yeah, you get to eat the fucking
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: giant turkey legs.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: I think we should we don't smoke the same same dog.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: We should all go and take up a whole.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: Row, get a crack.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: We were like, we tell Xavier, We're like, all right,
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: all the American people go on the blue side. They'd
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: be like, sorry, dude, they said, people without passaports gotta
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: go over there.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: It's not just playing, but shout out to you.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: X G.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: I was in his I was in his I was in.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: His live show yesterday. I was talking ship I was
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: that was cool. I see CHILEI was awake. So when
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: I was scrolling also, I seen this. I don't know
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: if it's a picture, if it's real, but uh they
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: had a little action figure view with unroller Derby with.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: A little those are platinums that real.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: Figurine or you have that that's been tight.
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, hopefully maybe somebody can three D print it.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fans out there, come on right banas.
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's part of my gimmick. I just take a
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: platino an oft.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: Or is that plantain? But I don't know it's plantain. Well, yeah,
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: that's what I'm like. But yeah, bro, first of all,
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: why then she's not even Cuban, bro dominic and Puerto Rican,
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: so we have I.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Wasn't making about race, I'm making about Mario Kart. You
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: throw a fucking banana, make them slip.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: The only woman that would becoming an ambulance.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: You throw a banana in the shape because somebody's going
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: somebody needs a.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: New heir dog. But you're allowed to toss them.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: So but like they push them then out of the way.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: Sometimes, right, you get hit?
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: You guys fight, Yeah, like a hockey game.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh damn, that's kind of tight.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: And that's fucking like you're throwing blows, right sure.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: Probably like hockey.
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yes, yes, I didn't know which one we
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: were talking about. No, no, no, no, you'll get but
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: you'll get push you in the right spots and stuff.
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: But they come in. But yeah, you get hit.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: Is that out of a balance?
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: Is there a guy version of this sport?
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: Guy, it's open to all. All genders are welcome.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Men can play too well.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: I didn't know if it was like a female sport.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: I can't play with the ladies.
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah you can, I think so some leagues.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: I was gonna say, Bobby joined the one in King
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: of the Hill roller Derby League. Yeah, I think that.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: I think that happens to that episode after you visit it.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: But I just Knowan and Peggy.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they're on a team.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: I remember that and then but it was one of
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: the you know because Peggy is like a tough ass
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: beach dog.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: She is, yeah dog like do you watch American Dad? Yeah, yeah,
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: episode where uh Haley the daughter joins a fucking league
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: and a fucking league, no, like the fucking roller derby league,
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: and she makes the brother act like a lesbian and
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: he joins too.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: I have seen the tag team, yeah, because I haven't
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: seen that that that that alien was was quite the
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: character that you know, you know who. I feel that
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: they based that quote, that that character on Andy Dick.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: I feel like they they based that character on And
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: there is one episode where I think he he he
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: turns into him or some ship like that. Yeah, but
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: because like not for nothing, like not for nothing, bro,
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: but like that fool has I don't know, bro, like that, Like, like,
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: I think that's probably the most annoying person and like
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: what you say in comedy or out there, Like, Bro,
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: there's I saw this video and it's like why people
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: don't like that food he just recovered from?
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: They just didn't He just like fucking get caught on
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: TMZ fucking.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: The food from rat Race. Beat him up because he's
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: his best friend. No, Don Levitt's.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: That guy's the man, dude.
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah's favorite movies ever?
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: Rat Race is one of the race. How come you
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: haven't reviewed that?
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Ray?
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: Can we review that? Rat Race is such a classic film.
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: It's so incredible.
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: Remember when the guy gets the infection talking about I
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: know you? Yeah, that's like that is such.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: A classic ash Month what a Please don't ever remake that?
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: It's so good.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: It's just but I can already see it timeless.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: Somebody out there is remaking it with the rock in it.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, Like I would be so fazz as the
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: rats are getting.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: Bigger rats on Royd's Race.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Kevin Hart was in that movie.
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: No, this is pre.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: Kevin.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: The only time I remember seeing Kevin Hart in a
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: movie before he was like known as being Kevin Hart
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: was in the forty year old version where the two
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: black one of them trying to buy the stereo and
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: this is your man, and then he was like, both
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: of y'all funked up.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: It's like, what did I do? It don't matter, dog.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: They just start throwing up some kind of eggs. Then
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: the Indian guy comes up and he tells them. It
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: was like, I look, Indiana, can I just buy these shoes?
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: Making it very difficult? That was fat Jonah, Hell, that
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: was good. Yeah, Okay. I think like there's like there's
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: pros and cons to fat and skinny. Now yeah, I mean.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: It's weird now, Okay, First of all, there is nothing
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: wrong with that, all right, bro.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: Sometimes you just sometimes you just sometimes.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: If you get a chance to vandalize a fucking dick
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: like I did in Vegas, you just do it.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: What he ripped his own dick off.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: It's spray painted it in the in the in the
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: middle middle of the theme park. These fools are all
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: tagging up their eggs fucking uh fucking I don't know
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: tag name or whatever it is or whatever. I don't
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: know where They're tagging a cool ship. And I was like,
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: let me get the Carr reminiscent yeah.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: I was like, let me get the cat. I was like,
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: we gotta make this as detailed as possible. It's like,
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: you gotta make it. But yo, that was one of
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: the greatest movies ever made.
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: Watching that for the first time, you can't get that
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: feeling again.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: Superb you think these ladies are ready.
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: Have you ever been to that liquor store Burbank.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: It's right across the street from this farr ass fucking
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: Cuban restaurant called Mambos.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: Is it it's gone?
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: Please double check that, because that's very sad to hear.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: But the but the liquor store, it's pretty tight.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: They have like a I mean they just have a picture.
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: They used to have urban outfitters all the time. They
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: had the whole book of Dicks.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: Really totally.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: Herban outfit was a weird story, bros.
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: Some fire finds in there. But then sometimes there's some weird.
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: Ship clear in section. I would just go straight to
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: the clear never payful price.
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: Look at this up. What's the club? Ah, there is
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: the drawing book. What the fuck?
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: That's a I wouldn't lie about it. Okay, I've got
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: a degree in technology.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: What's your favorite Cuban food, Cuban sandwich, I don't.
• 48:24
  Speaker 7: Know, man, Like I don't roast Cuban sandwiches like Cuba picks,
• 48:32
  Speaker 7: right if you if you say that, like I feel
• 48:35
  Speaker 7: like it's like saying you're.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: Like, like I don't know the whopper of fucking Cuban food,
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: Like, but that's all I've tried from Cuban food.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: But like you gotta like, but Cuban sandwich.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: There's not.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: Like a panini.
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: No, like a roast pork, but similar like a roast pork,
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: do you pork.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: Is fire fire?
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: What is the one you were talking about? Royal?
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: It's like a shredded beef and like a red kind
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: of sauce with like olives and onions and peppers.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: That sounds good. Look there it is on the screen.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: See all that kind of stuff.
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: Oh yes, oh my gosh, give me it right now.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: I went to Cuba when I was nineteen.
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: But croquet that's right there, yes, circle those croquettas again. Yeah,
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: oh yeah, that's you.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: Know what.
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: I'm behind it out here.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm about to say it.
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: I'm just like, like, you know, like I heard, there's
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: not a lot of food right now, I'm just like
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: coming up with these dishes, like, you know, very inventive.
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: UCA.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: It doesn't all look like that. They got a lot
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: of right to the ocean, right, they can get whatever
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: they want.
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: I don't hungry, I don't. I don't know, can they
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: when I look like that's Dominican?
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: We went off resort to this guy's like restaurant was
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: his house. He would literally go out, catch the obster
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: from the water, bring it to you, and you eat
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: it right there.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: Damn what wasn't he just eating obster every day?
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Some people are probably eating good
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: seafood every day because.
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: There, I don't know.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: I wanted to, like look bro, like my Marina, like
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: who's gonna be here tomorrow, by the way, to give
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: you guys some fucking advice or all the people they
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: be asking for to start your new year get your
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: spiritual share right. So she when she goes to Cuba,
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: like they goes, she goes for religious purposes. So she
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: goes out there and does a lot of ceremonial stuff
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: and all stuff, and like food she'd be taking like
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: valijas of like snacks and food because like she said,
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: she goes to like Cuba.
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: Cuba is that type of ship, like you know, like.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: People are trading for certain ship, like if there is
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: if there is a chicken being used for the whatever
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: Santa Rio ship, that chicken is getting ate by the
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: locals there type of ship. It's crazy, bro the way
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: she breaks it down something just like yeah, I don't know, man,
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: I to liberate them too, dog, you know, like I
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: gotta gotta take that ship back like that should sounds
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: sad as fogged dog foods.
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: Like That's why I'm like where these was coming up
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: with these dishes.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: Dog, it was all is food at well even this
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: is when I was there, even at the resort, it's
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: all you can eat.
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: But the food wasn't know what I'm saying. This is
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: a resort, it's not the Cuban.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: Local guys, but the food's not even it wasn't the best,
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: you know. It was like I haven't been there. You
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: can't go in as Americans Americans, right.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: You could go as a Canadian?
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: Oh damn, so you guys are cool. We're just now.
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: I think we could go now though, Like I think
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: I think there are allowed to.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: Go to Cuba.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: We can't go directly. We can go to Mexico and
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: then go to Cuba. You know, I think you have
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: to go for certain reasons, like I don't know, mother
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: goes there because of religious purpose or whatever, and like they.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: Allow that had a great time.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, you went to like rich Cuba.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: I mean, hey man, that's like when you go to
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: like Mexico and then you're like I went to a
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: Capulco or like something like that.
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: It's like those are like little those are American vacation embassy.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: When I went to Mexico, I went to this place
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: called a planet Hollywood they call it. But it was pretty.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: It was a nice part of my and kind of cool.
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: Did you go to Hong Kong?
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: No, Okay, fucking sick Son't take it away from me.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: Take that away from me.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: That's cool.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: It was sick, dude, that's cool. That's that's a that's
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: the fucking those little jack bar things where you blow
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: into it and you sounds like a jaguar.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: Wow, Like I had the bird ones too.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Are you gonna go see the Indian Pyramids? Is
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: their pyramids in India? I would go check it out
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: as a joke, of course.
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: What's up with the temple?
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: Probably I'm sure there's a pyramid out there someone.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: Okay, first of all, Like what about those fancy looking buildings?
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: Is that like in the Laddin? Yeah?
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: Is that out there?
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: Ye see that?
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know what our schedule is. Like
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: I'm following him around whatever, wherever he goes, I go.
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: You're going to be so romantic.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: Tell well, tell him where you're gonna be at.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: I'm opening for Russell Peters in India for two and
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: a half weeks, amazing, Like I don't know where to go.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm just gonna follow this guy, you know.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: What I mean, I don't know how to speak Punjabi.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna find out how bad of an Indian I
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: really am.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: You're gonna have that realization where like foods like you
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: where you pray love moment go back to like you
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: know when foods go back to Mexico and they're like,
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: dam I'm not this Mexican, you know what I mean?
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: Like I'm Raza. That's I'm not.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm afraid of, like going back to a
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: Salvador like and not be like like you know, not
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: just that, but but but they're gonna just like I'm
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: gonna just be like fool.
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: I am not like this.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like the way I don't know my like my
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: grandma has like house out there and like the family
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: and stuff like that, and I'm just like, yeah, I
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: just go out there and stay. I'm just like listen,
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: this doesn't sound as appealing as Tokyo. Like you know
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: what a pea is.
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: I think it's called a pila food because like a battery.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: In a Salvador, sometimes you only get water like three
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: times a week, so they have this biggest thing where
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: they fill up and that's supposed to last year that
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: day and a half, two days. That's the feeling.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's our That sounds like an inconvenience.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: All that ship. I've been over there. It's just it's cool.
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: It's nice.
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: It's been to yeah pre oh damn. Do you travel back.
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: To Dominican Republic back?
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: And sometime them I like it.
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: That's a nice part.
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's the capital.
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: Oh hell yeah, the capital was like yeah, they're probably like,
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: you know, Washington, d C.
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: Third world country.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: I heard Washington d C is.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: Fucked ghetto's hell brom Washington.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: You got the White House, but outside the White.
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: House you whispered, they won't hear you.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: Wasn't there like a big deal. They just cleaned it up.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: I haven't been out there.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: This isn't the military out there, just like around.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: It's bad.
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: It tears around the White House. That's pretty bad.
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: It's beautiful during cherry blossom season.
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: There's no cherry blossom season out there.
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: There is the whole mall of America has cherry blossom trees.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: Minnesota, hey, we have cherry. It's a big thing in
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: the summer. Everybody comes and watches the flat.
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: I was like double checking this cherry. How did you
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: let this happen?
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: Japan?
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: How did you get the problem? Wasn't their choice. But
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: there's also a lot of Asian people in Pasadena, so that.
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: You know, so pertain.
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of Roman spots out there, Pasadena.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: There's Roman spots everywhere.
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: You notice how much nicer it is.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: You rather have ramen or full all day all day.
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: He was not even a question. It's a non gayest
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: soup thicker is gay because it's like not.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: Even the soup, the eggs in it.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: That makes it more, he thinks soup is gay. Soup
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: is one of my favorite in the world. And he's like,
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: it's because the way he drinks.
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: He probably drinks because he in the winter time, like
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: he suggests, he bends over the in the in the
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: winter time. He literally was like his suggested was like, hey, boys,
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: it's kind of cold, we should go get some soup.
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: And I'm just it's soup season.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: That's exactly what he said. I was like, man, that
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: is the gayest thing I've ever heard.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: That's just because you bend over to drink your soup.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: Maybe if a girl, SA tables are pretty small getting
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: your knees bend and snap the soup. I couldn't sit Indians.
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: It's pretty difficult for me.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: It's gay for you because you take the spoon of
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: soup and you shove it down your throat. Just pour
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: it in your mouth, keep throwing the spoon.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: I don't know, people in the chat room, let us
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: know what your favorite kind of soup is.
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: We'll find out how gay you are.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: I had some lobster bisk the other day.
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: About that dick soop.
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: You have a roma. Cool.
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: Thank everybody who's who's in the super chat as well.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: Also make sure let me remind you guys get yourself
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: your tickets for four twenty at the world famous Comedy
• 57:27
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• 57:31
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• 57:33
  Speaker 2: gonna be announcing the lineup this Friday. It is solidified,
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: So make sure you guys get your tickets before they
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: sell out, because once they're sold out, I don't know.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: I think the only way you're probably gonna be able
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: to get your tickets is probably through the show or
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: through some kind of guess list. And look, we're so
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: we're close to selling out the belly room. Once we
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: get the belly room sold out, we automatically get upgraded
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: to the main room. So it's up to you guys
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: to make it happen for twenty going down at the
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: Comedy Store. I believe I have a good feeling that
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: it's gonna happen, and it's gonna be sold out before
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: it even before everything just happens. Like I have, we're
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: doing pretty good in sales before the show happens. I
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: know there's people that are having a show next week
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: to have a sould tickets.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: Trying to sell out the main room. Listen, X she's
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: gonna we're working on his set. Actually he's gonna do
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: some comedy too, so make sure you come check it out.
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: You're gonna COVID material, gonna modernize this COVID jokes. We're
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: gonna turn it into fucking Russia jokes.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: Yet, listen, you know what you know, I have no
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: doubt that he could write great jokes.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: Is the pronunciation I'm scared for.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: But that's the hard comedy is getting comfortable and being
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: able to just talk on.
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: Because because he does say he does have his thing.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: I'm just like, all right, Doug, we've been podcasting for
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: like years. Why do you say things backwards?
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: Like you know, like you know what he talks like
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: Yoda gets excited.
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: He's like what like like how would you say drink
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: it from the cup or some ship like or covering
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: I cut from the drink bro Like, I'm just like broes. Yeah,
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: like some he says it like backwards and I'm just
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: like food, you say it on nervousness or what dyslet.
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: He might be right, dog, I think he might.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: He's a little retarding saying I was hitting on a girl.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: I was I was girl hitting man.
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: I was good. Yeah, I mean seen those memes.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: This is like my so called friends calling the cops
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: after beating my wife.
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: And it's like this picture.
• 59:35
  Speaker 4: What is your algorithm?
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: You know it's it's it's like and it's just like
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: it's like this picture of like the in Jesus times
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: of like some for fe like taking away. Yeah, like
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: it's it's like a very religious painting. But the dudes
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: have knives and ship. My algorithm is so wild.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: Dude, it is.
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: I can't have a vow. I can't have the volume
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: one in public. I believe that I'm not I'm not
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: a fan of I.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: Don't do it personally like people who listen to like
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: loud music or loud things in front in public spaces.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 4: You wait, don't scroll with your sound on around me,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: because I will kick the phone out of your head.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: I do it when I'm walking, okay, But okay, there's
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: there's certain times where it's valid, all right, Like for example,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: walking your dog. Okay, well, I'm just walking by your
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: house food like noise is gonna go away. I'm not
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: turning this ship down.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: But when you're standing in the middle of a.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: Bus sitting next two hours.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: Not a place to do it.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: Dog, standing in the middle of a bus, turn that
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: ship off.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: An airplane, Yeah, definitely at an airplane. I think at
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: the airport. If you're in a lounge, bro, and your
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: chilling you to a comfortable level. But if I can
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: hear it where it is, nah, having dinner nah, bro, Like,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: especially if you're sitting at a booth, like and you're
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: on a date or you're there with your lady, Like,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: it's kind it's a bad habit, but like sometimes you
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: just got to be like, I gotta put this shit away.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: But if you're a family dinner at home, you want to,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: but you can't.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: You got these people die in your family. You gotta
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: value them when they're here.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: And if even if it is just for thirty minutes,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: fucking ask your mom or something like, hey, like are
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: you good?
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: Like you know what I mean? Like you just don't know, bro,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: Like I don't know.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: Maybe it's like a getting closer to fucking forty type
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: of shit, but like you just like low key sometimes
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: start thinking about these things and you're just like you
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: see your homies, mom die, you see this, and you're like,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know, bro, all these thirty minutes he's thirty. Yeah,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: these thirty minutes, I'd rather just ask real quick.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: My family never found a dinner together like that. My
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: mom would like make dinner and it was on the stove,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: and you go and eat when when you wanted it,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like a cat. Yeah, it
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: was just there. Yeah, everybody would whatever at their own convenience.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: It was never its dinner's ready. Nobody set a table together.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: No, it's kind of sad. Yeah, everyone's just working all
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: the time, you know what I mean.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: Never, that's kind of sad, bro, because like I don't remember,
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: I hated it, Like you know, your kid, You're.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: Like, I don't want to see you talk to you guys.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: I was school for you, you know, like like helad.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: Like type of ship.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: But like I don't know, like like I tell you,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: as you get older, you're.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: Like, well, the best times we're like on a Friday
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: night or something when we order a pizza and everybody
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: would eat that together, you know, but like for the
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: most on a weeknight, yeah, on the stove, like divorcing
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: us all.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: Living on the couch.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, looky, yeah, you're sitting Indian style all around in pizza.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: We sat on couches and watch television like normal people.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: But yeah, we were Indian while doing it.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: So kind of pizza would you order pepperoni, pepperoni cheese
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: sometimes one with.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: Like spices and ship the margarito one?
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: No, but like uh, like garlic, like Indian people get
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: real spicy pizza, green chilies.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: And I would have killed it as a marketing guy,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: like in the nineties when you had to personally ask
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: people be like, yeah, I would personally go to the
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: I would go to the be hold on, let me
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: ask any this matters for pizza hut research.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: So what kind of topping do you get?
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: Sir? All toppings? Yeah, mushroom. It just starts naming vegetables olive.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: You just hook them up. Here's a coupon for your
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: next time you stop by SIRT. And then that was
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: a job.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: I suppos got paid some breads before dog, like in
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: the nineties when you were working like that kind of
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: corporate dog just.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: Who used to get paid for nothing? You know how
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: easy that job is.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: Do you ever do like movie screening, like, well you
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: have to go watch movies? Yeah, get paid for it? Yeah,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: I mean I remember doing it in college because they
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: like they would stand outside of like the library or
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: something like that or a certain places and they'll hook
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: you up and they'll be like, hey, you want to
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: go watch this movie and you'll get like twenty bucks
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: or like a hundred bucks. Yeah kind of movie that. Yeah,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: I want to get credit by random people's opinions.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: That was like in high school, we had this church
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: across the street and at lunchtime they'd kind of come
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: and gather kids and like, if you come to the
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: church and listened about Jesus, we'll give you, guys hot
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: dogs and pizza.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: There.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: I used to go all the time. The guy says
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: a passage and we're like, I got your And then
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: they got fucking ping pong tables and fucking pool tables and.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: Somebody got smallest. Yeah, somebody got prayed on.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: These sounds too good.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: Bro, that came along.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: Would you like to be an altar boy?
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: Great for alter reading with Jesus. Hey, bro, I was
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: an altar boy dog then alter food food. Yeah, that's
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: exactly what it was, dog Like, that's that's how I
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: told you when I stole the pack of Jesus crackers
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: and I.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: Took it home.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 3: I was like the body of Christ. Yeah, the body
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: of Christ.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: This guy's like, ain't nobody touching my body?
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: My first So my logic was, I'm like, you know,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: I was like a teenager. I was like yo.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: So I was like, this thing has to be because
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: I remember I had before I did my first commune,
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: and I remember them telling us about the kind of
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: food the juice got hooked up with when the man
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: the Man.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 4: Of thing, and I was like, I believe that's how
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 4: it was.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, most like somebody came down and he was like, look,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: there's no food in the desert. We just freed you foods.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: So he's just ship called Yeah, here's a ship called
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: Mana and foods were like, yoh's the best ship ever.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: And apparently it was like like little bread, right or
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: something like that.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: And I'm like like little like wafers or something.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: And I was like, so the Body of Christ has
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: to have some kind of thing.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: So I was like, man, let me just.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: Take a pack and eat it, you know what I mean.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: So I was like, this guy's to extend your life, bro.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: Get some hummus or something.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: I did eventually after I ate it first I was
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: like this just like regular rice crackers.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: Bro. So I just started dipping him in a Smucker's jam,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: like find out which one his friends weren't Christian, and
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: be like, hey, you want to snack?
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: And I remember just eating it took me like like
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: I ate it to I ate like a pack of
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: rich right like because I was like, but that's but
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: that's when I when I was ultra boy dog. I
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: think I was maybe like four or five months into it.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: And then when I found out where they kept the
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: acre dog, the wine dog getting drunk, I would be
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: taking swigs before we took the cup out.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah you're alter.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: Happy at fu leaving the church dog carrying the cross
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: and christ dance bro Like yeah, Bro, but I was like,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: ain't nobody molested me a magic mic show?
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: You might have been the easiest. You were drunk, bro.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: I think they knew, they knew they were just like
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: this guy's a.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: Bad seedy, Like this is.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: This guy's gonna play They want to bless one pure?
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, probably dog's somebody weak, Yeah, somebody he's not gonna
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: put up a fight.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: The guy who comes alone.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like somebody who is just like he's like this
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: who reads on his free time.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: You know, his parents are sick, so he came to
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: church alone. That's the thing of a kid, that dude.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: You know there aren't foods like that dog.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: Gonna I'm gonna go with the divers in there. This
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: free food just posted. Yeah, look, you don't have to
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: go anywhere here, just some games hang out. Hey, you
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: want to go inside.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: Take take a simple of this. What is it? The
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: roofie of Christ.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: But you know what was the best thing about the
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: best thing I knew I was never going to be
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: the fool fucking picking up you because there's a food
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: holding the Bible for this right someone holds it the
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: whole time. Yeah, like they presented, they presented, but you
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: have to kind of like have it for like a
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: certain like like what I see on which is like
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: a prayer.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, fool, I think I'm taller than this fool.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: No way, just what I'm gonna be right here, This
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: was gonna be looking up and be like short ass.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: Right here, it's a little food right here for your dog.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: You gotta collects the collection plate.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: I knew they weren't gonna trust me with that food.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: They only they only trusted the girls with that ship.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: No key, I knew a girl was ground the fiber too. Yeah,
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: because at the end of church Dog, they just were
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: always buying ship Dog.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: Like I'm like, just get the money.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: You know, Like, yeah, Dog, they're fucking stealing. You're drunk.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: What's going on in this church?
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: The pastor is probably like easy pickings and loose.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no bro.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: And then after like I think after like four months,
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: I was like, listen, I don't give a fun If
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: you signed me up for this ship, I ain't going
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: no more.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: Their parents go every Sunday.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: They just used to drop you off and then they
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: would be there.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: So you had a first communion.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you have the pictures in your outfit my mom has.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the first Wait, first communion is like when
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: is That's like I was like a little bilder, like
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: maybe like.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: Eight you had to take like the baptism that I
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: got baptized you.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: Like twelve, same as.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: A yeah, yeah low key because I had a party
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: for that too, and I got gi Yeah.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: You're a fucking.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: Low key.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: Now I've been telling y'all forever the same ship.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: Lad.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: He's connecting all the dots right now. He's like, yeah,
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: like this makes.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: So much sense.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: All the dots connect. It's like I had the final
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: dot connects.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: To my forehead. Does he's gonna become a little hat?
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: Here's his hats are getting smaller.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: My head does not shrink.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: Dot can't be low key though, Like I want like
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: if if you have a big head, I wonder like,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: does that mean you get a bigger yamaka no say
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: the same sign like like like if you're like like
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: if you're a size eight, like do I get like
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: a size like eight?
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: And like I'm a causer like to match my you
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: just work to because then I.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: Would hate to have a little hat like like super
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: little and like I got a big ass dome. You
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: have a size eight. I know when I had hair,
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: I was a size I was seven and five h
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: right now, Yeah, it's it's a pretty part tis to find.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: I was seven and five eighths. When I was I
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: had a bigger head.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: I was wondering like how some what size somalium.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: For it's the big forehead. It's like the size of fit,
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: but it just won't come all the way.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 4: That just okay? Is that the hacky sack?
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: Oh there's look, there's tears.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: All right, so there's tears six seven, don't know it.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm not gonna get one. It's like like I'm
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: not true.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: He's wearing one under that hat right now.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: They themn there It is just for you, asexual kippa.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: No way what you were looking for the Jewish stock.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: There's only four left and there's four of us.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: You guys, you're gonna make you do it. He say
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: it one more time, was gonna.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: Come up here.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: He's like you called they them they them they them,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: he man three times. Hell he came back for his blood. Yeah, okay,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: dougus dog was over here fucking having an asthma attack.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: And this fool is like my blood.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah he heard he's on say live, hey, I almnna
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: smoke this. But he hasn't came back. Two seconds later
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: he's right up the stairs.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: He's always listening. He is, have you Yeah, I think
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: there's microphones like in the hat, Kip on the speakers.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: Loki, he might dog.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: You might be a Russian spy dog because I don't
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: know that many Russian Jewish guys.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: There's a lot.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 4: There's a lot Russian jew Russian.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: Jew your favorite comedian.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Ayton would kill it as a comic. Then let's
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: encourage him start writing for him.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: XG.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: I don't even write He's not gonna he's not gonna
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 3: pronounce here. You heard it here? Nitty writes for x G.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: That's not true, actually writes, I would never take credit
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: for what extually writes.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: If I see you in the if I see you
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: in the back at the next te he's like, fuck
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: that one killed.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like I will, I will work on it with him.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: How do you feel about that as a comic, Like
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: because food's back then, I don't know. Like they'll say
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: they'll buy a joke off somebody, or like somebody would
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: write it, Like do you feel comfortable, Like if somebody
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: right wrote you a joke and you're like, damn, this
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: is actually pretty good, you would you buy a joke?
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: I mean it just depends a lot of times it's
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: a collaboration because they heard something you said.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: And was like they're adding to it.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like that. Or did they like just write
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 4: a whole premise and joke for you.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: That's like I think that comes when you get bigger
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: and you need writers, when you're doing more events you're drinking.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: It's just like, let's say you got big enough where
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: you're doing a hosting events and all the ship. You
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: have a team writers that specifically cater for specific things.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: Write about this topic, we need jokes about this, or
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 4: one hundred jokes about these three topics.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: Riach person an event for fucking or like I'm hosting
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: miammis give me a fucking help me fucking tailor something
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: towards this.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 4: Or if it's like a roast battle or something.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: How much do that? Adam Sandler has a team of writers.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: He has a whole building full of writers.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 4: It's a collaboration.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: That's I don't know, like you think Adam's really doing
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: it like that.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because we don't.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: We don't get to say we don't get we don't
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: get the same kind of quality Adam we got like
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: in the Waiting Sun.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: Why because it's not after a while, it stops being
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: you when you get so big and your your hands
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: are in a hundred different pots.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: Come on, yeah, see is that what you want to.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: I just want to make a little bit of money, do.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 3: I Some people laugh.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: I just want to tell comedy and two of the
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: world and sell tickets. Yeah, so I guess that is
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: what I want.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, make some movies.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: Did you get mad if you started doing auditions and
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: all they castidy was like Indian rolls?
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: No?
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 3: I mean, like I wouldn't do it like a black dude. No.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: I mean it depends what the role is. You know,
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: if it's a good script, no one's sending me scrips.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: What if it's a good one? You know?
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: Script?
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: Do you want?
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: You want like a drug dealer script?
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: Or like I want to I want an Indian guy
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: who comes to America and helps his Duran buddy get
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: back home.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: So coming to America script.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: I'm not even on during I say it because what if? Like,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: what what if?
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: The what if?
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: You?
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: What if you started doing auditions but the only gigs
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: you got were Bollywood commercials.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: Honestly, I take it they make some good money.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: Okay, No way, right? How do you feel about this?
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: Google bollywoods better than Hollywood.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: Google it. You're afraid to see the results. There's just
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: more people watching and more countries all those. Uh.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, India is bigger than America, but not bigger than
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: our military.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 4: Oh there's the rock.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: I don't even know like one Indian like actor besides
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: like Dollar Bendy.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: That's not even an actor. That's just you're you're using
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: an American website. It's like COVID Facts.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 4: You gotta put that. C A after.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: Was pretty pretty big though, like because the amount of
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: people that watch your ship.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: Like you know what I mean, I mean, I would
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: be I would be down to like to do so
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: like there's no, there's no Mexican wood.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: No, but I'm saying, yeah, no, no, there's there's there's
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: not Mexican wood. There is Mexican Let me tell you
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: first of all, NITTI, that's what you're wrong. Mexican woods
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: exist in prison, all right, I was. I was like, second,
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: there is a Mexican Hollywood, and it's like, I don't know,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: it's like in very different.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: It's not called Hollywood there.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: It's like they do a very novela like it's very
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: soap opera based and like live TV show.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know they have TV, but it's there's not
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: like it's not a it's not around the world like that.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 3: It's like the the Epstein.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: No, not the dude, the fools haven't been busted down
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: there for that Hollywood to be liberated. It's very like, yeah,
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: the Weinstein fools haven't been I haven't been busted out
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: there for the actually to be there.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but like I don't know, because it's very formal.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: There's like not just anybody can make it in like
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: the Spanish fucking like you know, things like that.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: There's it's like how Hollywood used to be out here.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: Like now, I don't know. I think it's more fair game,
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: like fools are just like hey, I don't know. I
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: went to this audition and it was like one couch
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: and that's what the director.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: Was sitting at.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: Sticky.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's the friend though. But I ain't gonna lie.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: You ever watched the Spanish news.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: Whoever was casting those understanding by more action bumble? Yeah, dude,
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: the Spanish Spanish Weather girls, It's like, bro, is that
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: really necessary?
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 4: Ratings are the highest they've ever been.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: Yes, I get people to watch like low key because
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: its bro even weather.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: They got some BBL girls doing this ship now, bro,
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: and it's not even the playboard channels.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: He got all the dads watching that ship.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 4: I shielding their children's eyes from watching the Weather girl.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: Were you were you were you ever told as a
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: kid to leave the room because the girls.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: Because because because the sex scene came on.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: As like on TV or something like that, kind of
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: like it got or it got it got.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: Uncomfortable, got uncomfortable. But you just keep staring forward.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: You're stupid. Just keep staring for it and don't make.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 4: Eye contact, don't plan, don't play.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: Wait for the comic relief.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 3: Now they'll just tell you and just be like step.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: Out, he get out.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 3: It's too horny for you.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: Meal, you look like the man. Man's one of my
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: favorite characters. Meals.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: All right, let's get into some of these super chats.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: Salute to everybody in the super chats.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: Two of you guys are gonna get two pairs of
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: tickets for February seventh at cush Stock Festival. It is free,
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: so make sure you guys get your tickets. Stop buy
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: my booth, stop by, Uh say what's up to chick lit?
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 3: Stop in my booth? Stop by had the.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 4: Chick lits incredible?
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: Stop by and see Hatar as well. We're all gonna
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: be there. Make sure you guys pull up.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: That is going down February seventh, So make sure you
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: get your tickets is a free event, so all you
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: gotta do is register. But if you want to get
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: the VIP tickets, today, two super chatters are gonna get
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: hooked up. So make sure that you guys hit up
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: a big trippy in the chat room and uh when
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: to claim your tickets.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: Use the code work my mind.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 3: That's not a real fool. She was. I gonna type
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: it in like like the other day, fool.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: Somebody somebody sent me, send me a video, was like, hey, fool,
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: your mac Miller weed sucks.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 3: And I was like, mac Miller weed. I was like,
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 3: we And then I guess the you know, the there's
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: a weak company called we Don't Smoke the Same.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: They made a fucking they made a mac Miller uh
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: package that said we don't smoke the Same and all
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: that stuff, and a lot of people are like, yo,
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: it's just I was like, nah, bro, apparently it sucks.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: Put better weed in there so we can start. So
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: I could have reposted that and showed some love.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: But apparently Miller.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, just because he's passed, don't you have to
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: be you know, it doesn't mean the weed has.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 3: To be dead too, dog.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: Damn shots fired.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the fool was mad. I'll show you the screenshot.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: This fool was mad dog, he was talking mad ship.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: I expected better almost send us to be real. I'm like,
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: fools not mine. I was like, it's not my company. Yeah,
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: like I'm just like we reacted.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 3: I was like that food doesn't know about the secret menu, obviously.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: Are they a big company?
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: They're pretty well known, trademarked where we don't smoke the
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: same podcast, buy them out?
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, subscribe on patreons so we can
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: buy them out.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 3: You gotta have some little hat money. Say you that much?
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: Ordered me a size eight ray.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 4: Seven in the three quarters.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: Uh first first super chat comes from Raspell Washington.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 3: Sends a lot of emojis. Thank you so much for
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 3: that super chat. Good luck to you.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: That motherfucker says, we don't smoke the same. Appreciate you
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 2: watching this morning, dog, Thank you so much for the
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: super chat as well. So Luis Rometto says, what up
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: everyone on the table? What up?
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 3: You got any upcoming shows?
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: Gabby?
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 4: I do have an upcoming show on February twenty first
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 4: at the Mountain Paint Shop in downtown La No cap
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 4: it's gonna be pretty incredible.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 3: You said Mountain page Shop.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 4: Mountain Paint Shop. Yep, that sounds pretty top downtown La.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 4: It's gonna be incredible. We're gonna have a great line up.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 4: Tanya Strata is headlining.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: Oh sick, shout out to Tanya.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, tiny girl.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: If she comes up here, she'd be talking shit to foods.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, brou supposed to be saying something outlet this ship
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: in the chat room dog and then like that should
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: be like are they talking about me?
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 4: And that should be just Montana Paint Shop. Thank you.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I say Mountain because it's an EMTN
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 4: on the sweatpants that I have. Thank you, Yes, right,
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 4: paint some ship babies, Montana Shop. Thank you for the correction.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 3: The next one comes from the liar's villain.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: Eight fifty says what up table and everyone in the
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: chat same team, Same team.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to get Steph tone back on here.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: I don't know, before he gets busy. I know, like
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: once it comes to March, all these big bands and
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: all this stuff starts leading up to it.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 4: I got that summer.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: It's pretty good.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: Thanks. I mean, dude, She's like yeah, but she's like,
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: by the way, I sing too dog'.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 4: A Latina woman, of course I can.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: The next one comes from the homie cruising what's up?
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: We don't smoke the same.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: Morning?
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: Uh so? Twenty thirteen says Buenos Dias my yams?
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: How do you know?
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: I got my car back?
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: Young Mexican? He heard you?
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: Hey, bro, that term, that term is gonna slowly start
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: fading away.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 3: No more y m there's an age group. None of
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 3: us here qualified to be a yam.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: None of us are all unks.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 3: But there's why there's wyans out there.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 4: Auntie.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: It will always be wyans out there.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: Is there a tier for women? Like what happens when
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 3: like like you know how like auntie status? Yeah? Like,
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 3: what's the tier for women.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: Once they hit twenty four of their aunties.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 5: Twenty that's in two years, twenty nine to thirty five.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: It's on the face some people you never know jeans, Yeah.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: Because you become like if you were technically unks, have
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: to become auntie.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 3: And then after that's what's the term after unk?
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: But young women don't go up to other women and
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: say hey, Auntie. Guys who come up to other guys
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: and be like, what's up? Unk?
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: Just disrespecting our faces like that.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: Eleven. I think he's like eleven or twelve. My nephew
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: would be trying to make fun of by calling me unk.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah that's twelve man. Twelve.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what a time.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 3: I'll trip that food.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 4: Two thousand.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 3: Oh damn, look what.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: Did that's what says it?
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 3: Hating ship? Yeah? Chokeslam that?
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah dog? What's after? What comes after? Unc though?
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 3: Become or.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: Old head?
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: Then old head is like, yo, you got like gray
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: hairs coming out of your ears, old hen.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 3: That's very disrespectful.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 4: Old head. Hm, stupid little git.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 6: That's the female, probably the old head. I think all
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 6: had the universe. Yeah, old head ass.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 3: All right. Next one comes from Treat Yourself.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 2: It says, same team, looking forward to thanking you at
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 2: the we don't smoke, the same comedy show for always
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: making me laugh, and tell you more about my book
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 2: an upcoming movie I manifested.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 3: Damn Manifest, brother manifest. Let us know about that dog?
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 3: Were you and Clio dog? Would you call me menace?
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 2: The painter says, what's up, fools? My grimace good fox
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: hat is on the way. Gonna match that with my
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: Jordan five grape retro, same team.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 3: You know my blood. Hell yeah, I look to you, dog,
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 3: Thank you? Uh I did.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: I did post the new stuff on the website for
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: the for the people that were asking me when you're
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: gonna upload certain hats on there, already uploaded them. Check
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 2: your emails if you're trying to get hooked up. Uh
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 2: Quaquin Rodriguez, says Salus.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 3: One of those same team, same.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: Team, same team, chief eight one seven eight. I have
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: a job interview on Thursday after seven months. Damn, hey,
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: good luck to you.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 4: Dog, shoulders back, chest up.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 3: Will they be asking some stupid ask questions in an interview?
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: Don't call the interviewer, would you be? Yeah?
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 2: I think the number one thing is why haven't you
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: had a job so long? Answer is I've been turning
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: down jobs looking for the right one.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 3: Tell them you.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: Signed and you can't talk about it. Answers, okay, men
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: in black. Yeah, I was working for a project I
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: signed an India.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 3: I can't talk about it in particular.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: I feel that I'm talking about right now. I'd love
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: to talk more, but then i'd get suited.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 3: So sure, this is McDonald's.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 4: We just need you to put the food on the counter.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 4: You don't even have to talk to anybody anymore. The
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 4: screen will do that for you.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: I think the top shelf. If you want to work
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: at a burger spot, like you're aiming to get to
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: like in and out right.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, But at one.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 4: Time, dogs, I was like one hundred dollars an hour.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 3: I saw this old I saw this old ass black
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 3: food in and.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 2: Out drive through, and this fool had an in and
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 2: out super Bowl looking ass ring.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 3: I hear I go asking.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 4: Him interview question that was mister in and out.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I was like, I was.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 2: Like, yo, I was like, how long have you been
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: working here that you got this is a ring? He's
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 2: like about forty years or something like that.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 3: I don't want to say thirty or forty, right.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: That could be my brother's out.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 2: So like, bro, this fool said he had been working
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 2: there for a while, and I was like damn, and
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 2: like this is and he was like I got to
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: come help out here sometimes. But he's like I'm the manager.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: Oh shit, he was out there taking orders and stuff
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 2: like that. Yeah, Bro, this who had an all gold ring.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: That shit had a like I had a few diamonds
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 2: in there too. When I was like, damn, and he's
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: like where like George Wallace.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 3: Crazy? He looked like George Wallace. Bro. I was just like,
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 3: what intern out? Was this the original one.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: By the In and Out College? Yeah, across the street
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 2: or whatever.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 3: And there's like two locations that are near city. Yeah,
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 3: it's called in and Out College university.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 2: In and Out university Like in and out you have to.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 3: Get Oh, it's for the burger spot. You get you
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 3: get trained there, like for every time you up company
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 3: was his name was.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: It's the nicest staff anywhere I've ever been in and out.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 8: That chick fil A nice my pleasure.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 3: I have yet to see a Chick fil A ring.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 2: Like when I see when I see another food an establishment, Like, damn, bro,
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 2: there's a burger king ring.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 4: They have crowns there.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 3: A golden get crowned that goes over with my favorite.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 3: It's just like this guy's the king here.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: Lego was giving them a gold piece of Lego. Their
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: employees they got gold brick Lego.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, Tracks n YC.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: It's real.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 3: That's what you get for your fucking tracks like twenty grand. Yeah,
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 3: by the way, shout out to tracks n y C.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 2: That food's very entertaining. I didn't follow him before his
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: crash out, but damn.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: Your day.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 3: Fifteen of working and what Lego land anywhere?
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: With Lego you could be a fucking bathroom attendant for
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: twenty five years. Damn thank you, seeing you for the
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: fucking Lego brick.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 2: That's cool. Next one it comes from uh that food
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 2: Joe two oh nine. Shout out to my boys smoking
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: pines tuning in from h Town.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 3: Man, hold up Maine over there in Maine act.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 2: Shout out to all those people that are withering the
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 2: storm weather and all this stuff. Hey, I've been getting
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 2: a lot of d ms from a lot of people
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 2: out there.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: Twenty six inches in true.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah it sucks and and uh you know, ship hope
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 2: is over, you know, sooner than later.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: It's the best. The day it snows is the best,
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: and everything is canceled.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 3: First day. Yeah, the snowplows on and out. Yeah there's a.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's also glistening, glittering. You can see the
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 4: snowflake the best.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 2: It tricks me out because even Texas frozen because I
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 2: was talking to my.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: Homie and always freezing. Man.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 2: That is yesterday and he has to drive to Houston
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 2: and the fucking there's this one main roader that sits
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: frozen over. You can't even drive on it. All your
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 2: winter tires, your summer it's like black ice like you
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 2: you can't bro like when it's like that, you slide food.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 4: There's no breaks.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 3: You're literally gonna be ice skiing. Bro.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: I have my winter tires on my car. Still try it.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 2: Then food that's your own.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 3: But yeah, this is nitty swears by winter tires. You
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 3: guys cha got the chains from Canada.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: Dog. I can never in the winter, so I never
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: had when I drove my car up here.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 4: I keep the kitty that are closed.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: Winters, extra grip, extra grip.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 4: So you play hockey in the summertime, you play hockey.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: I played street hockey. I don't play ice hockey.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: You used to play street hockey?
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah? And then floor hockey in the gym?
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  Speaker 3: About sand hockey?
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: Ye hockey?
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  Speaker 2: What's floor hockey with your feet out?
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: Playing in the gym running around, running around with your
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: feet okay.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 3: And the stick and them all and you play.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 2: With like an orange is it that rugby?
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: Rugby is?
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all lacross.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 4: Like a basket stick.
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  Speaker 3: Played that game that fools They come out of jail.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 8: Batmanton handball and they be slapping the fun out of
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 8: this ship.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 4: Handball because they miss it.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 2: That's the real game.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 3: I literally thought, you're like you ever seen those guys
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 3: come out of jail and.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: Just starts to slapping. Can't take it.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 3: No, that's not what I was going.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 4: He's adapting so well.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 2: The next one comes from pals zadaf zone what does
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 2: he say?
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 3: Or Hawaii?
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know what.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 4: The is again, you might cast a spell.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna say Hawaii just because I don't know what
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  Speaker 3: the other places.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, curra cow, cre a cow, curre cow. Isn't that
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 4: the store?
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 3: Corocot is the store? Maybe it is? I have a
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 3: I don't know what that is? Hawaii?
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 2: Bro, Yeah, yes, and and yes I've been to Hawaii.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 3: I do want to go back again.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 2: Which island I've been to, the to the Big Island
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 2: and wherever Waikiki's at and island you were there too?
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 4: Location scouting right.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 2: Next one comes from psych says I'm going to Salvador
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 2: in two.
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  Speaker 1: Weeks for two weeks.
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  Speaker 6: Bars whoa, oh my yeah.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 3: Two weeks, two weeks. Don't travels, don't be.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 2: Don't be taking it you shouldn't be taken over their
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 2: dog because that president doesn't funk around.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: Don't say fool out there.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 2: And it's already over there, so.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 3: It probably is already over there.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 2: I had it. It's like Mexican brick weed, but it works.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 4: I was the Dominican Republic once and my cousin got
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 4: me some weed and you gave it to me and
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 4: just this newspaper wrapped up and I opened it and
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 4: it was just.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was like, what am I supposed to do
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 6: with it? You gave me no paper, you gave me
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 6: no nothing.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 4: In Dominican Republic.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 2: I had to take like twenty minutes to pick it
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 2: out and say this is not usable.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 3: Eat this.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 3: Well you're like pick it out and then you're like,
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 3: fuck now I need to drink the soda. It's like,
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 3: so I can use the can.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, hollow out of your apple.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah bro, that's like that's like most of my guyber ship.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 2: When you're somewhere where you know you shouldn't be smoking it,
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 2: you have to literally fucking drink.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 3: A can and something and justles.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 4: Just like I need.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 3: Then you got it.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 2: But then at that point you got to get rid
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 2: of the evidence like apple is probably more convenient.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just straight out fucking mago a quick pipe.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 4: I can and be smelly the apple. The apple helps
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 4: mask thema.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 2: What's the craziest fruit you used or vegetable banana? I've
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 2: done the orange tasted.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 3: Citrusy watermelon. I was gonna say I've hit a watermelon.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 2: It was but uh, it was the summertime at one
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 2: of these events, and I was like, you guys want
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 2: me to pipe out of a watermelon?
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 3: That's sick.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 3: I was like they had they had ice in there too.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 3: I was like that it was kind of like a bong.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: It was.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 3: It was like a separate youino too, and then ship
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 3: was like hot as fuck.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: Bro. Just think once we took a watermelon, you cut
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: like a little bit of the top off and we
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: blend the inside of it. Fucking just start drinking out
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: of that. That's the thing. You have liquor to.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 3: It and just fucking yeah, just dangerous.
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 2: Have seen when they when they crack it open, they
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 2: have the little cake mixer and then you fucking whip.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 3: Damn that sh it looks.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 2: So that's the one thing I do love about when
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 2: it starts heating up in California, because it's like you
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 2: have like those hours Fesca's Dog and all I know
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 2: is to have had enough time to get creative with
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 2: some new juices. So I cannot wait you with with
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 2: the kind of debuts they're going to make the summer Dog.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 3: Because that's the thing about those like juice ladies. Dog here. Yeah,
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 3: that's what I'm saying. They be making some new ship. Bro.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: It is the fruit lady is the ship. The best
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 1: thing you guys ever came up with.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 2: Wait, I don't even know this was cholesterol though, like
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 2: Jack jacked because my boy loves I gave him like
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 2: a tomb one time. Like I was like, here, bro,
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 2: you know, like whenever you want your boy just put
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 2: fruit in there. Started eating it right here the whole
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 2: fucking tu.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 4: It's like a seasoning, right.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 2: It's like they put it on the rim of your
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 2: cup for drinks.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 3: And yeah, I guess it's like a melon and ship, but.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 4: You're just eating it by the spoonful.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: I had to try it. I got it.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 4: You send him and challenged yourself with the.
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  Speaker 2: Next one comes from one Vintage Love says, same team,
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  Speaker 2: Thank you so.
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  Speaker 1: Much, Same Team.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 2: Number one and last one comes from Fernando in Tahoe.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 2: Put me in the raffle peep the secret menu E.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 2: I will check it out once I am out of here.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 2: There's new stuff going to the secret menu as always,
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 2: how do you get on the secret menu?
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  Speaker 2: just pay attention to that.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 3: Where are you going this Thursday.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 1: Thursday, Friday, Saturday. I'm in Bakersfield opening for Russell at
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 1: the Well Comedy Club. So if you're in Bakersfield, come through,
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 1: roll through, same team at the door and they won't
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 1: know what you mean, but just say it anyway.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 2: They say it back, just for because like.
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 1: No wrong team, wrong sir, we're sold out.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 2: This is so you're gonna be in Bakersfield for three days?
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: Ah yeah, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, on Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Sorry,
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna miss I'm coming back. I'm not staying overnight.
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 3: Okay, you're gonna drive all three times? What is it
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 3: like two hours?
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 1: An hour and a half.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 3: Hell no, it's not an hour and a half. That
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 3: ship's for ast.
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 1: Fuck depends when you leave. I'm not going to be
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: doing through rush hour leave exactly. It's always rush hour.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 3: Well it's cool.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 4: I like the fun.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 1: I haven't done it yet, but I mean that's fun
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: old in you.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 4: It's a couple of years. But it's a cool little spot.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 4: The big room, the stage is long, there open space.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 1: I've only done there's a theater out there. I did
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: it with Renee. I've never done like. I've only ever
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 1: performed for a bunch of latinos. So this will be
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 1: fun because it'll be everybody. But I've learned to enjoy
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 1: performing for latinos. I did a show to laugh. I
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 1: did Tommy Show on Saturday, which was you walk in
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 1: there and it's three stories high. We're on the fucking
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 1: in the Attic Dope show six Vibe. But there's there's
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 1: like you know those ones where the stage. You're on
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 1: the stage, and then there's like a two three foot
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 1: gap between the audience and I'm high, so I'm looking
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 1: over at everybody in the audience, and then eventually I
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 1: look down in front of me, and then there's a
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 1: flower lady kryd to sell me flowers while I'm on stage,
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 1: and she doesn't speak English at all, had someone translating
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 1: for me, so we brought her on stage nice to
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 1: sell her flowers and anybody we sold two flowers. I
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 1: offered her for four hundred bucks, the whole lady, and
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 1: then she got kicked out.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 3: Damn you offered her four hundred bucks.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 1: No, I was like, twenty five dollars for one flower,
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 1: or for four hundred bucks, can buy the whole lady.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 1: Because she didn't know what I was saying, she offered
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 1: her get to the audience off and then I was like,
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 1: what's your name? And then she did understands what someone
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 1: had to say, numb or whatever. Have you get number
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 1: or whatever?
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 3: You guys say, that's number rightah.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 1: Whatever, and then she just started saying a whole fucking
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 1: sent She talked for twenty seconds and then I was like,
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 1: longest name I ever heard. I don't know what you said,
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 1: but the audience understood because they're Spanish.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 4: Nice but to me, and then they said, get out
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 4: of here?
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 3: How did you tell me?
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 1: Do?
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 1: I missed it because I came from another show he
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 1: was hosting. Yeah, it was a really good show. Tommy
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 1: fucking this blot though, brone.
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so shout out to fucking Tommy. Uh what is it?
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 3: And go watch the episode.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 2: Where he was on where he started? Uh we define
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 2: that episode was wild bro. Tommy was was at wilding
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 2: out that day?
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 1: Was he not? He was?
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 2: He was right.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 4: He was on all three plates that day.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 3: He definitely was on something.
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 1: He's not a shick one.
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was definitely on a sick one that day.
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 2: He he was interrupt king all right, let's pick uh,
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 2: let's pick two winners from the chat room. Uh this
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 2: is for the VIP tickets for Cushtock and.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 3: Uh what is it? Yeah, just a native VIP tickets
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 3: for Custo. Uh.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 2: First person that's gonna get hooked up is Let's.
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 3: Go ahead and pick.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 2: Bernando in Tahoe congratulations Bernando.
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 3: Let me go there now we's now you got to
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 3: pull up here now, Yeah, I.
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 2: Would though, if I if I, if I was going
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 2: to uh cushtock, I would so far as nine hours
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 2: stop flying.
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 3: Hey, but that who wanted to be in the raffle though? Yeah?
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 1: Fuck man, why did you sign up if you can't come? Guy?
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 1: He is a he is a.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 3: It was a coming pop. Maybe that's why he wanted
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 3: to know.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 1: I mean gilling though, kill.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 2: And the second pair of VIP tickets is going to
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 2: go to treat yourself thirty twenty.
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 3: Preat yourself.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 4: Treat yourself, dog talk about it, be about it.
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 2: You treated yourself to a pair of tickets VIP tickets
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 2: VIP style at cush Stock. Make sure you guys pull
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 2: up and stop by the booth there. Make sure you
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 2: guys just just pull up because it's a good time
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 2: and you definitely could get so many things. Get yourself
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 2: some of my merge, some of the cool stuff I've
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 2: been working on. You get some hat ard, you get
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 2: some chick lits, you get to hang out with us,
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 2: you know all my you know how my booth gets.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 3: Everybody just ends up hanging out there. Bye. Yeah, straight up.
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 3: All I need is a couch there too.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, straight up, bring somebody bringing inflatable one. They want work,
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 2: really want some cook he knows always all about the
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 2: snacks dog. All right, Hey listen, let's give it up
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 2: for our guests that joined us here today. Yeah, Bargas,
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 2: thanks want thank you in ring the roller skates, wrestling
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 2: and doing comedy.
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 3: What do you got going on? And we want to
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 3: shout out.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 4: I have a show on February fifth at Laharre Brewing
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 4: in Norwalk and at the Montana Paint Shop downtown LA
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 4: on February twenty first, and it's going to be incredible.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 4: You don't want to min it. Don't want to miss it.
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 4: The tickets are an event right, check it out. Thank
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 4: you guys so much for having me. This has been
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 4: so much fun, a privilege to share this space with you.
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 3: Thank you for joining us. Definitely you fit in here
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 3: very well.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 4: You know, and watch me on The Wild Women of
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 4: Wrestling too.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 2: I was yo, we want to check that out. I
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 2: was like, whenever you do the wrestling, I was like,
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 2: I want to. I want to see what's going out
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 2: with the Tornado DDT.
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 4: Hell yeah, dude, let's run it.
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 2: Thank you Ray once again for running the boards, Morning
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 2: Shot Film, Morning Real Podcast. Thank you as always, chick Lits,
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 2: Uh follow me, cheek Litz, Underscore, Lost Dot Angelus, Cushtock
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  Speaker 2: of Water Winning you know, be there at cush Stock.
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 2: Was at this Saturday, right, It's February seventh, So next Saturday. Yeah,
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say, like, there's no way other than that,
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 2: you know, if you guys want some ship wanted me
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  Speaker 2: up the secareman, you got updated, You got a couple
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• 1:45:03
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• 1:45:07
  Speaker 1: You already know what it is. It's the number one
• 1:45:10
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• 1:45:14
  Speaker 1: If you're in Bakersfield, I'm out Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 3: Fuck you on what the fuck about? I'm not even
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 3: pushing it.
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 1: Because it's coming from your eyes. Listen. Buy tickets for
• 1:45:32
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• 1:45:36
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be a good time. All three of us
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 1: are gonna get on. I don't know if you're gonna
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 1: get on stage and do comedy okay? Uh, me and
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 1: X will be out there. We got a really sick
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 1: lineup again. We're gonna drop it soon on Friday. Yeah
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 1: fuck yeah yeah come through. Um yeah, thanks for listening.
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna miss tomorrow because I'm gonna be in fucking thing.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 3: I'll see you guys next week.
• 1:46:01
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• 1:46:03
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• 1:46:05
  Speaker 2: Like I said, we're definitely gonna be announcing you know
• 1:46:08
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• 1:46:11
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• 1:46:13
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• 1:46:22
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• 1:46:28
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• 1:46:48
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• 1:46:51
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