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FULL SHOW: Shoutout To Gazman · KIIS Breakfast

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  Speaker 1: Head to Chemist's Warehouse and save more money every year
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  Speaker 1: on your regular.
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  Speaker 2: Medication with discounted prescriptions in every store every day.
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  Speaker 3: Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, hello.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Nat's here.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, I'm back.
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  Speaker 2: We got rid of Amy already.
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  Speaker 4: No, she's got a work commitment.
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  Speaker 2: So I'll be here for the next two days. Is
• 0:22
  Speaker 2: it her work commitment being here?
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  Speaker 4: Well, you know, the big new show that's coming.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's something to do with that. But anyway, I'm stepping
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  Speaker 3: in for two days. I just like her.
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  Speaker 6: See ya.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you're here anyway.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just here.
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  Speaker 7: Hello.
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  Speaker 6: Hello.
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  Speaker 2: How are you?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm good. How was your weekend?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, pretty relaxing.
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  Speaker 4: Your girlfriend's in Bali at the moment, so what did
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  Speaker 4: you do?
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  Speaker 3: Hang out with your shipmates?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty much. A few times, but nothing big. I
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  Speaker 2: didn't go wild.
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  Speaker 3: What do you do when the footy's not on? Because
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  Speaker 3: that's all you guys talk about. What do you talk about?
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  Speaker 2: Well, and I'll bring Sean in here.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yesterday, I got to why I went home. I had
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  Speaker 2: a swim in the morning. I went home and watched
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  Speaker 2: the Bathurst race. Now, I know you won't care.
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  Speaker 4: That's the car thing, right?
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  Speaker 2: That is the car thing. It happens once a year.
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  Speaker 2: It's a big deal.
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  Speaker 8: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: But the guy that was leading most of the time
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  Speaker 2: actually ran out of petrol. Otherwise, he could have run.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, what a silly sausage.
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  Speaker 9: I know.
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  Speaker 2: So for everyone that drives around on zero, like me.
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  Speaker 3: I do too, yeah.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's a lesson for you. Tell us what happened yesterday, Sean.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome back, by the way.
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  Speaker 3: Why are you sitting in the dark?
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  Speaker 2: Turn your light on.
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  Speaker 11: Hang on.
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  Speaker 3: You look like a creep. Don't you reckon?
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  Speaker 6: Did it do anything?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: You look worse. You know when.
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  Speaker 3: You're telling a scary story and you hold a torch up?
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  Speaker 6: That's what it looks like.
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  Speaker 3: It's weird.
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  Speaker 2: We need to fix Sean's lighting in there.
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  Speaker 3: Can we get the tech in to fix the lighting?
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  Speaker 3: It's going to bother me now.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: I can't possibly listen.
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  Speaker 4: No, I can't go on about that.
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  Speaker 11: As long as you can see me a little bit.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: A little bit.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: Um, so the lead in this race was changing, you know,
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  Speaker 10: every now and then yesterday, there was no safety car
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  Speaker 10: for like 150 laps or something. So, um, basically it
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  Speaker 10: gets down to the last lap and, um, Anton Di Pasquale,
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  Speaker 10: he's right at the, right at the top. And, um,
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  Speaker 10: You see him going up the hill and then all
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  Speaker 10: of a sudden the car just starts to talk.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he ran out.
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  Speaker 11: Ran out of fuel. So Brodie Kostecki ends up winning
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  Speaker 11: his second Bathurst.
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  Speaker 2: So is that a bit like a Bradbury?
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  Speaker 11: Yes, 100%.
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  Speaker 3: But hang on, correct me if I'm wrong here and
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  Speaker 3: I know nothing about the Bathurst or these people. But
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  Speaker 3: did he not.
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  Speaker 2: Calling it the Bathurst.
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  Speaker 3: Is that wrong?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd probably call it.
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  Speaker 3: Bathurst? Bathurst 1000, maybe.
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  Speaker 2: Not the Bathurst.
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  Speaker 4: What about the 1000?
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  Speaker 3: No. No one says that. Okay. So the B1. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: No, but if he stopped to fill up petrol.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: He probably wouldn't have been in the lead. Therefore, you
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  Speaker 3: know what I mean? Because if he didn't fill up petrol,
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  Speaker 3: then that's why he was ahead because everyone else did.
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  Speaker 2: That's where it gets a little complicated. He had time
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  Speaker 2: to do it.
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  Speaker 10: On his last pit stop, he pulled in, they changed
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  Speaker 10: the tyres and it was a decision by the team
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  Speaker 10: to not fill up with fuel in that last one.
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  Speaker 11: They knew that it was going to be low.
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  Speaker 10: They knew there wasn't going to be much fuel left,
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  Speaker 10: but they said just gun it and just go for
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  Speaker 10: it and hopefully... We get across the line.
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  Speaker 2: The frustrating thing is he wasn't far from getting across
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  Speaker 2: the line, was he?
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  Speaker 6: How far are we talking?
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  Speaker 3: Was he, like, metres?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, halfway through the lap, maybe.
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  Speaker 11: Halfway through the final lap.
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  Speaker 3: And how long's the lap?
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  Speaker 11: Oh, I think it's, like, a two-minute something or something.
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  Speaker 2: Somewhere that, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 2: He could have almost done it, man.
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  Speaker 3: That sucks.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He could have won.
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  Speaker 4: And it would have been his first Bathurst win, I'm assuming.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: Pasquale hasn't, but Kostecki, the guy behind, he's like a gun.
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  Speaker 11: And it's like.
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  Speaker 10: Look, I'm happy for him, but it's sort of like
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  Speaker 10: he won, you know, not long ago and he's a
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  Speaker 10: really good driver.
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  Speaker 11: This guy in front, I was just like gunning for him.
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  Speaker 3: Do you reckon the guy that came from second and
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  Speaker 3: won would feel like it's a legit win?
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  Speaker 6: He was pretty stoked.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, a win's a win.
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  Speaker 2: A win's a win.
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  Speaker 4: A win is a win.
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  Speaker 2: But if old mate hadn't stuffed up with the petrol,
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  Speaker 2: he wouldn't have won. Anyway, that was the Bathurst yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: Basically, you caught up with your mates and spoke about
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  Speaker 3: the Bathurst for hours. Like you just sat there.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, most of them don't even care. You'll find it's like,
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  Speaker 2: I feel like it used to be bigger back in
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  Speaker 2: the day. Like everyone cared.
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  Speaker 3: Is that our biggest car race, the Bathurst?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is the one. And there's a lot of
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  Speaker 2: people like me, I don't mind motorsport, but I'll probably
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  Speaker 2: only watch that during the year.
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  Speaker 11: I'm the same.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're the same?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Whereas I've got mates as well. A few, like half
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  Speaker 2: might watch it. Other half, yeah, nah, they're all just
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  Speaker 2: like footy. They don't care.
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  Speaker 11: And all the cars are different now. Remember, it used
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  Speaker 11: to just be Ford and Holden.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, there's Volvos. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: A Volvo.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's what used to make it big because it was
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  Speaker 2: like Australia's two cars were Holden and Ford.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you're a Holden man or you're a Ford man?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, my dad was always a Ford man.
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  Speaker 2: There you go. Did your dad watch the Bathurst?
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  Speaker 4: My dad loves any kind of sport.
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  Speaker 2: He probably was watching. He'll watch anything.
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  Speaker 3: I'll come home, there'll be golf on, cricket on, footy, boxing.
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  Speaker 2: Croquet.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, he does lawn.
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  Speaker 3: Bowls for fun.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, right. He'll watch anything.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure he watched the Bathurst and he's well across.
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  Speaker 4: Anything else going on today, Sean?
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  Speaker 11: Well, cost of living is the number one concern for voters. Surprise, surprise.
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  Speaker 10: The news poll says that that's the biggest thing that
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  Speaker 10: we're all trying to get the government to change or fix,
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  Speaker 10: but that's not an easy task by any means.
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  Speaker 2: Nah. I mean, everyone's always upset about that, but name
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  Speaker 2: what the government could do. If they start handing out money,
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  Speaker 2: then they make inflation worse.
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  Speaker 3: Well, remove that fuel thing again so it's cheaper. That's
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  Speaker 3: a problem.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they could probably do that. They could do that.
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  Speaker 3: The fuel excise, is that what it's called?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: And now the big winners in the cost of living
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  Speaker 10: crisis are places like Costco and Aldi.
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  Speaker 11: They've cashed in like $ 20 billion over the last year.
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  Speaker 10: So that money they're taking away from places like Kmart, Bunnings,
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  Speaker 10: because they're offering cheaper and more bulk stuff, I suppose,
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  Speaker 10: and more Aussies are sort of turning to them for that.
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  Speaker 3: Do you go to Aldi? I've fully switched to Aldi.
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  Speaker 12: Really?
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  Speaker 2: You're an Aldi going out?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I got thrown because they're sitting down when they serve you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you basically, there's only like one person at
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  Speaker 3: the front now. It's basically all self-serve.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, right. Yeah, like most supermarkets. The one I haven't done,
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  Speaker 2: and I know Audi's good and some of the food
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  Speaker 2: I've had from there is really good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Costco, I haven't done that one.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Costco's really fun. Because when you walk in, it's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it's fun. If you go there all the time,
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  Speaker 3: you're probably just in and out. Like, you just want
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  Speaker 3: to get your stuff and go. And then you've got
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  Speaker 3: people like me that are like, whoa. Because you've got, like, jewelry.
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  Speaker 3: You've got coffins and things. You could buy a coffin.
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  Speaker 3: It's so, like, anything you can think of is at Costco.
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  Speaker 3: But to be honest, you get kind of halfway through
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  Speaker 3: and you start to get over it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's too much.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. And then you're also just like, where is this?
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  Speaker 3: I just want to get like my, you know, washing
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  Speaker 3: detergent and get out.
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  Speaker 4: And it's a bit more of a May. It's a
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  Speaker 4: whole day affair.
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  Speaker 2: But you couldn't do it like that couldn't be your
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  Speaker 2: regular shop, could it? Because you can't just buy a
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  Speaker 2: lettuce head or something.
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  Speaker 3: No, yeah, you can.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's like normal parts just like any
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  Speaker 3: other supermarket. But then you've also got the aisles, which
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  Speaker 3: are like these massive aisles and you feel like a
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  Speaker 3: little ant in them. And a huge, like, bulk, like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, toilet paper and whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it looks like I need to take a trip
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  Speaker 2: to Costco.
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  Speaker 11: And you need a membership, don't you?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, do you?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: Like 60 bucks a year or something.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But, I mean, you'd save that in one shop.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Well, let's get into the show. Someone sort out
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  Speaker 2: Sean's lighting because we can't see him. Thousands to be
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  Speaker 2: won with our pop quiz. Your chance to drive away
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  Speaker 2: in a brand new car. And right now, let's do
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  Speaker 2: tradie versus lady. Call 131065. You could win an Oppo smartphone.
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  Speaker 12: Ooh.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you want a new phone? 131065 to play.
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  Speaker 3: Or a second phone.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, to do the dodgy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, why else would you.
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  Speaker 2: Have a second?
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  Speaker 3: A business phone. If you need a business phone, call
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  Speaker 3: 131065 now.
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  Speaker 2: You're on kids. And we are doing tradie versus lady.
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  Speaker 2: Your chance to win a brand new Oppo smartphone. Let's
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  Speaker 2: get into it right now, Nat.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Emma is playing for the ladies this morning. She's
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  Speaker 3: from Melbourne. She's 39 years old. Good morning, Emma.
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  Speaker 9: Good morning, Nat.
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  Speaker 7: How are you going?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, good.
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  Speaker 12: Hi, Mikey.
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  Speaker 3: Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome along.
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  Speaker 3: You work in a factory.
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  Speaker 4: What kind of factory?
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  Speaker 7: It's just a beauty factory. So I pack, like, beauty
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  Speaker 7: and skincare products, like the bigger names, like Kmart, Fast9,
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  Speaker 7: all those kind of things.
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  Speaker 3: Now, don't lie. Do you slip a couple of sneakies?
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  Speaker 7: No, actually, we get given a lot of freebies, so
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  Speaker 7: I'm quite lucky there. So, it's really good.
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  Speaker 4: Fair enough.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was going to say stealing.
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  Speaker 7: No need to. Yeah, no, we're given a lot.
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  Speaker 3: Stealing and admitting it on air, probably not a good idea.
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  Speaker 3: You're single with four kids now. Were you married or
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  Speaker 3: in a long-term relationship that ended recently?
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  Speaker 7: I was in two long-term relationships with, I have two
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  Speaker 7: baby daddies.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: But, yeah, so I've ended that like five years ago.
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  Speaker 7: I'm happily single, loving it, raising my kids.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: No need for a man. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No need.
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  Speaker 7: Happily independent, loving life, doing well.
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  Speaker 3: I love it. She drives a Subaru Liberty, and when
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  Speaker 3: she was 16, she was arrested by her netball coach.
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  Speaker 4: Explain that to me, please.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, so no, he wasn't the one that actually arrested me.
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  Speaker 7: I got down to the station and he was there.
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  Speaker 7: So what happened was, you know when you do your deb,
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  Speaker 7: like your debutante ball?
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  Speaker 3: I never did one of them. Who does those?
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  Speaker 4: Is it like certain families do it?
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  Speaker 7: Well, I grew up in the country in New South Wales,
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  Speaker 7: like a small country town. So maybe it was like
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  Speaker 7: a tradition in that country. I'm not sure in that town. Anyway,
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  Speaker 7: so like, yeah, I did it there. We did the
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  Speaker 7: ball and we didn't organize an after party. There was like,
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  Speaker 7: I don't know, like 100 kids afterwards, like all walking
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  Speaker 7: the main streets of this small country town. And we
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  Speaker 7: were all drinking and just all being absolute nuisances of
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  Speaker 7: us and making nuisances of ourselves. And I think I
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  Speaker 7: got a little bit cheeky to one of the police
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  Speaker 7: that were following us. So he actually put me in
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  Speaker 7: the back of the van and he took me down
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  Speaker 7: to the station. And they were like trying to make
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  Speaker 7: me take out my tiara, which was like plaited into
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  Speaker 7: my hair.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm not a debutante anymore. No, I was like
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  Speaker 3: full on.
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  Speaker 7: It was hectic. And then my netball coach, who was
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  Speaker 7: the sergeant of the police station, came in and he's like,
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  Speaker 7: what is going on here? Like, let's call your mom
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  Speaker 7: and get her down here and pick you up. This
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  Speaker 7: is just insane. And then a couple of days later
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  Speaker 7: in the paper, there was like, where were your kids
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  Speaker 7: at 2 a.m. Sunday morning? It was like a big headline.
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  Speaker 7: And then I was written in the paper like a
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  Speaker 7: 16-year-old girl was arrested.
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  Speaker 2: How good was it running amok when you were that age?
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  Speaker 3: And also you knew that if you got in trouble,
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  Speaker 3: you kind of just got a slap on the wrist.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Like now you run around, it's like you could get
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  Speaker 3: arrested and get a criminal record. Do you want, is
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  Speaker 3: it worth it?
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  Speaker 2: Being arrested now.
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  Speaker 8: It's definitely not worth it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. At 16, it's kind of.
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  Speaker 7: Definitely not. All right.
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  Speaker 3: Well, weighing in at 61 kilos, it's the drunken Deb.
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  Speaker 6: Emma.
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  Speaker 3: Yay.
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  Speaker 2: Yay. Meeting our trainee now.
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  Speaker 3: I can see you now.
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  Speaker 11: You can see me. Yeah, the lights are working.
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  Speaker 8: Good.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome to the show, Sean.
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  Speaker 2: Wayne, you work in civil construction. So what is that like?
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  Speaker 2: What do you do?
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  Speaker 12: I just work at the council down at Bass Coast
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  Speaker 12: at South Gippsland.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 12: So I just keep maintenance on the road and stuff
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  Speaker 12: like that.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Are you filling the potholes in, mate?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, there's plenty of them down here, mate. That's for sure.
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  Speaker 2: There are. You can't fill them in quick enough. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: you're in a relationship. You've got two stepkids, so they're
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  Speaker 2: her kids.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, two stepkids. Yeah, they're a bit of a handful,
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  Speaker 12: but they're all right.
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  Speaker 2: What are they, girls or boys?
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  Speaker 12: One boy, one girl. One just turned 18 recently, so
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  Speaker 12: he's got his license and things. He knows everything. The daughter, she's... Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 12: she's all right, but, you know, she gets a bit
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  Speaker 12: cranky every now and then.
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  Speaker 3: Step-parents have it tough because, like, you're there and you
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  Speaker 3: kind of, like, you want to treat them like your children,
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  Speaker 3: but then at the same time, do you feel awkward, like,
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  Speaker 3: disciplining them or you don't mind?
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  Speaker 12: No, their mum's a nutcase, so she does all that.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you just sit back and chill.
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: You're just like a mate.
• 11:45
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I do that when you're... You know, when someone
• 11:49
  Speaker 12: gets in trouble, you just stand in the background, point
• 11:51
  Speaker 12: and laugh when they're not looking.
• 11:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I love it.
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: Hey, you got a Ford Ranger. Now, you wrote yourself
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: off at a wedding. What happened on the bus?
• 12:00
  Speaker 12: Well, we had a big wedding. It was about 40
• 12:03
  Speaker 12: minutes away from home and had the bus there easy enough.
• 12:07
  Speaker 12: And then on the way home, after I'd mixed a
• 12:09
  Speaker 12: heap of drinks and that, I sat up the back
• 12:12
  Speaker 12: by myself just to mind my own business because I
• 12:14
  Speaker 12: wasn't feeling too flash. And five minutes into the trip, just...
• 12:18
  Speaker 12: I had a spew bag, but I missed the bag
• 12:22
  Speaker 12: and went all over myself and over the bus. So
• 12:25
  Speaker 12: that was pretty embarrassing. So I sorted myself out and
• 12:28
  Speaker 12: laid off the drink a bit after that.
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: Just a bit.
• 12:31
  Speaker 3: Spew bags are never big enough, by the way. They're
• 12:34
  Speaker 3: like little lunch bags that you take to the canteen.
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: And that poor bus driver, too. They must have to
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: deal with a lot of crap.
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: When they have to clean it up. I always feel bad.
• 12:42
  Speaker 3: You know, there's the Knight Rider bus.
• 12:43
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: It would be fabulous.
• 12:44
  Speaker 4: It'd be the worst job diving those.
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: Mate, weighing in at 98 kilos, it's the uncivil engineer, Wayne.
• 12:52
  Speaker 3: All right, Wayno, I'm going to ask your questions first.
• 12:56
  Speaker 3: Are you ready to go?
• 12:56
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm ready to go.
• 12:58
  Speaker 3: All righty.
• 12:58
  Speaker 4: What does the brand Lanolips make?
• 13:01
  Speaker 12: I'd say lipstick.
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: Do they?
• 13:07
  Speaker 3: No. Hang on.
• 13:08
  Speaker 12: What about chapstick or something?
• 13:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's give you that one. It's like lip care products.
• 13:14
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't say lipstick. It's more like lip balm.
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: Okay. Sure.
• 13:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll give it to you.
• 13:19
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 13:19
  Speaker 3: Question two. According to the Chinese Zodiac, 2026 is the
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: year of the what?
• 13:25
  Speaker 12: I reckon... It was weird. I think it was a
• 13:32
  Speaker 12: rat or something.
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: I think we were.
• 13:35
  Speaker 3: Maybe rat was last year, but no, this year is
• 13:37
  Speaker 3: the fire horse. I would have taken... Do you know
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: what Chinese zodiac you're on?
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, God, no, man. You know I don't believe in
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: that crap.
• 13:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but, like, it's just fun to know. Like, I'm
• 13:46
  Speaker 4: a wet cock.
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: LAUGHTER I always remember because the element is water and
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: then the thing was rooster.
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, so you're a wet cock.
• 13:55
  Speaker 3: I'm a wet cock. I'm a wet cock. That means
• 13:57
  Speaker 3: I'm a wet cock too. Oh, welcome. Hello, fellow wet cock.
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: And also rat is next year. Ah, next year's the
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: year of rat.
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: I've got no idea. Do you know, Sean? No idea.
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: Look up what Mikey's is. He was born in, what's it?
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: Tell me the year you were born.
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: And don't lie.
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: 1959?
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: Are you really... What was it?
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: I'll just whisper it so no one hears, okay?
• 14:18
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: Whisper it. Hold on a second.
• 14:20
  Speaker 11: Let's turn the mic off.
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: So 1984, got it.
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: I turned the mic off, put it on the intercom,
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: but he just intercommed it back here.
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: You're the wood rat. Oh.
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: Whatever that means.
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: The wood rat.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: Wet cock and wood rat. Sounds like one of those
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: terrible regional breakfast shows.
• 14:43
  Speaker 6: It does.
• 14:43
  Speaker 12: Good morning.
• 14:45
  Speaker 6: Wet cock and wood rat in the morning. I love it.
• 14:49
  Speaker 12: All right.
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: So, no, you got that one wrong. Your last question
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: here for two points on the board. What are party feet?
• 14:57
  Speaker 12: Party feet?
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:01
  Speaker 12: Or maybe some sort of dancing shoe?
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: No. Unfortunately, they're like inner soles you put into your
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: high heels. Like girls use them so their feet have
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: a bit more cushion and they.
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: Don't hurt as much because wearing heels all night sucks.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: All right, mate. You got one though, Wayne.
• 15:18
  Speaker 11: Not bad.
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: One point on the board. And let's go to Emma now.
• 15:22
  Speaker 14: Hi, Emma.
• 15:22
  Speaker 12: Hi, Emma.
• 15:23
  Speaker 7: Hi.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: All right, now, if a truck jackknives, what's happened to
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: the truck?
• 15:30
  Speaker 7: Has it, like, gone, like, split in half? Like, it's
• 15:34
  Speaker 7: gone in two? Like, it's... Yeah, like the trailers come
• 15:38
  Speaker 7: off it.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: It doesn't come off. No, the trailer swings out and
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: folds towards the cab. So like you're close. Yeah, but
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: it doesn't break apart.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: Can I just say driving a car or anything like
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: with a boat trailing behind it or like a trailer?
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: Really hard, isn't it?
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: So hard.
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: I tried to do it once, immediately jackknifed.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're reversing.
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: You return the thing the opposite way to what you
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: normally would.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: Trailer's the same. Very confusing. Yeah, very.
• 16:05
  Speaker 9: I'm the worst as well.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: All good. Let's see if you can get something here.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: What food product is whey protein derived from? So what
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: does that whey protein come from?
• 16:15
  Speaker 7: It's like what food product?
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, does whey protein come from?
• 16:22
  Speaker 7: Is it like chicken?
• 16:23
  Speaker 14: No.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, because chicken's got protein.
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: I see where your head was at.
• 16:27
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: Milk. Usually cow milk.
• 16:30
  Speaker 14: Oh, yeah.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: So it's the liquid byproduct.
• 16:32
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't had whey protein.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: Do you ever do like a protein shake or anything? No.
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: Are you still on light and easy?
• 16:40
  Speaker 11: No.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: I started, what was the other one? You Foods for
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: a while.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, You Foods is quite yummy. My Muscle Chef is
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: really yummy.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can get them in Woolies and stuff. Yeah,
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: and like IGA and stuff. Okay, you've got one more
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: chance here. Which aircraft is the world's only full-length double-decker
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: passenger plane? What is it called? Biggest plane.
• 17:05
  Speaker 12: I don't know.
• 17:05
  Speaker 7: Is it just like a– I don't know what the
• 17:07
  Speaker 7: planes are, like a G7? That's the only– Oh, Emma.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: You try. Airbus A380. Guess what? The boy wins.
• 17:18
  Speaker 7: Oh, I know.
• 17:19
  Speaker 14: You got the oppo.
• 17:19
  Speaker 7: I was going to know that.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the boys.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: Now, Mikey, Facebook has launched a new AI tool and
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: basically they're trying to rival ChatGPT and Claude and Grok
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: and even Google Gemini and all that. Which one do
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: you use?
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: ChatGPT.
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: Same, but I've heard that Claude's better.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: My girlfriend started using Claude and I watched her doing
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: something on it. It does look really impressive, but I
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: don't know how to use it. And now I feel
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: like I'm behind the times and maybe.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: ChatGPT is the clever one.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: I'm going to stick up for ChatGPT here because I
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: tried to use Claude like last week. To make an image,
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: it took 15 minutes and then came up with the most,
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: the worst image I've ever seen in my life. Whereas
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: Chad GPT can generate something pretty quickly.
• 18:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: But do you feel like Chad GPT might be like
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: the dumb person's one and we need to get onto that?
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: Mine knows me so well that it'd be like a
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: divorce if I stopped using, like, cause I'll even say
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: something and it'll bring up something I told it a
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: year ago.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: It's incredible.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh, can you forget about that? We've
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: moved on.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: What one do you use, Sean?
• 18:22
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I use ChatGPT. And I think Claude is, like,
• 18:25
  Speaker 10: known for, like, design and stuff. Which is funny that
• 18:28
  Speaker 10: you said that. But apparently, like, you know, with websites
• 18:31
  Speaker 10: and marketing and all that sort of stuff, apparently Claude's
• 18:34
  Speaker 10: the better one to use.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: And that is what she was saying, but I think
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: you have to know how to use.
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: It or something.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: Okay, well, I'll tell you what I did. So my partner,
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: who's a boxer, needed new shirts designed for, like, before
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: his fight.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: And he, like, put his face on it, puts his
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: name on it and everything.
• 18:46
  Speaker 6: ChatGPT.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: Bang. Shirt design looks great. It changed his face. It's
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: not him.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: It always does that.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: But it didn't matter because we're just going to show
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: that to a graphic designer. Yeah. I asked Claude to
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: do it and Claude came up with, honestly, something I
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: could have made on paint.
• 19:00
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: It was that bad and it took, I'm not kidding,
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: 15 minutes.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know what we're missing, why we can't do
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: it properly.
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: Maybe you have to pay because I didn't use a
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: paid version.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think she's got the paid. Yeah, but like
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: I know she's not the only one. A lot of
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: people are raving about Claude. My old man, Boomers, he
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: just uses the Google one.
• 19:18
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: Google Gemini.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: The Google one, it's forced on you because you just
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: search it and now it comes up at the top.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: So you're kind of like, you're just using it.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: And it's fine.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: It's fine.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Chat's better.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: But yeah.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: And then also, if you want to ask a follow
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: up on Google, how do you do that? Because you
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: have to do a whole new search.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: No, you can down the bottom. Oh, do you use
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Google one, do you, Chelsea?
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: I don't use it often, but when it comes up
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: as a suggested, yeah, it's down the bottom that you
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: can like ask a question.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: And we'll do it for basic stuff.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: The new Facebook one is called Muse. And I can't
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: speak for it because I haven't tried it yet. But
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: I do. have a warning for if you're going to
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: use it on Facebook Marketplace because this guy did, and
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: he thought, bang, I don't have to deal with these
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: annoying people anymore on Facebook Marketplace. I'm just going to.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: I'm just going to get the AI to deal with
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: all the people until it's sold, right?
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: That's great. It does all the talking for you.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: It sounds great.
• 20:07
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: But then what's happened here is he gave the AI
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: muse full control of this sales process.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: And then what happened is the AI just went rogue.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: Accepted a really low ball price, and even gave out
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: this guy's address. And so he's sitting at home one day.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: This guy rocks up to buy a keyboard, mind you.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: And he's like, I'm here for the keyboard that I
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: bought for X amount of dollars, like low ball price.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: And he's like, who are you? I didn't agree to this.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: I didn't give you my address. And AI just fully
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: took control of the sale and went rogue with it.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Well, I reckon that's his bloody fault, by the way. Yeah. Like,
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: get AI to do it, but he should be monitoring it.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, no, but there's nothing worse than dealing with people
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: on Facebook Marketplace.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: I've never done it.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: I recently tried to get rid of a bed for
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: free on Facebook. I just didn't want to have to
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: go and dispose of it. Didn't want to carry it
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: down the stairs in my unit. And the amount of
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: people that I had to tolerate, and they promised they'll
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: come at a time, and then they just don't care. Like...
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: I would try it, but now after hearing this, like,
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: how did it get his address and everything? I would
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: not be giving it that much control.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: And how low did he go? Like, did it go
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: with the price? I do like the idea, but, yeah,
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: I'm a dude. I've never sold anything. I had a
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: girlfriend maybe try and sell.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: You made me sell something for you once. Did I?
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: When I used to work for you, you said, oh–
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: And I quote, you had a coffee machine from Aldi
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: that you wanted to sell.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: I think it's the one the ex-girlfriend had given me.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Okay. Well, you had it at home in its box.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: I remember it was brand new. You'd never used it before.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: No, I remember we broke up and she just bought
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: me the coffee machine. And she's like, well, you can
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: keep the coffee machine. I'm like, I don't want your
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: freaking coffee machine.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: Oh, so generous. But yeah, no, you obviously wanted to.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: Get rid of it. I did.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: So at the time you said to me, I'm my
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: key from the radio.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: I can't use Facebook Marketplace and me as your young
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: producer just trying to impress my boss had to sell.
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: The coffee machine for you.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: But then you didn't even say just keep the money
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: you make or whatever or have half of it.
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: I then had to.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: Come to work with the cash and give it to
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: you and you're like, thanks.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: It was probably like 50 bucks or something.
• 22:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was.
• 22:16
  Speaker 7: And I did it.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: And I dealt with all these people for you.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: What a pushover.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Well, you were just, you know, climbing the ladder.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: And look where it got me.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Now you're hosting the show without Amy.
• 22:28
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: When is she back?
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: She's just off today and tomorrow.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: She wouldn't be selling stuff on Marketplace for me.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: She gives stuff away, I see. Quite generous.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, she'd give that coffee machine away. Yeah, that loaded.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: She'd be a kinder to do a garage sale.
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: You know those people?
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'd never do one of those. Oh, no way.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: I would not want people in my house.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: I'd feel like a loser if no one shows up.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no one wants your stuff.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: There's nothing.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: That's like no one turning up to your birthday party.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: You're sitting there with like a little till.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: No one wants your crappy old things.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: If you do a garage sale and they're stained age,
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: do you need like a post machine? Who has cash?
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you would. You would. But are people even doing
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: them if they've got marketplace?
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: True.
• 23:08
  Speaker 8: True.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Call up if you're having a garage sale.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: If you're having a garage sale, I want to stop by.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: I want to see what it's like.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: And first calls now on 131065 to get on and
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: have a chat. Here's Dylan. Hey, Dylan.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: Hey, Dylan.
• 23:18
  Speaker 7: Hey, guys.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: How we going this morning? Good, man. What do you
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: want to talk about?
• 23:23
  Speaker 15: Did you guys happen.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: To catch that video out in the UK where there
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: was a bloke that got mauled by a tiger at
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: a zoo?
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, Nat, you were talking about that this morning. I
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: haven't seen it.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: It's been all over my feed.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: So it's one of those lunatics that decides for some
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: reason it's a good idea to jump in with the tiger.
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: Moron.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: Like, at the zoo, jumps.
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: Into the enclosure. And you can see in the video, he's, like,
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: almost trying to talk to it like it's his dog.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: He's going, no, no. And this tiger's like, what? And just...
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: Your food. Yeah, exactly.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: And ate him.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and ate him. Like, he died.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: But the thing is as well, like, the tiger, like,
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: you can't blame the tiger.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: Not at all. Yeah, this guy, why did he do that?
• 23:58
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 23:59
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 23:59
  Speaker 15: Wild, wild story.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: Dumb.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: Dumb story, yes.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: But it wasn't a kid or anything. It's like a
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: full-grown adult.
• 24:07
  Speaker 10: Yeah, apparently he asked someone to take a photo with
• 24:10
  Speaker 10: the tiger in the moments leading up, and then the
• 24:12
  Speaker 10: person that was going to take the photo, they looked
• 24:14
  Speaker 10: down and they realised that he was actually inside the
• 24:16
  Speaker 10: enclosure now.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: So he wanted like a viral moment or something. And
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: that's why he said, hold my phone. And then, yeah, wanted, yeah.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: He got a viral moment.
• 24:25
  Speaker 11: People that saw it, the tiger is playing with him.
• 24:28
  Speaker 10: But when a tiger plays with you, it looks very violent.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: And also the pressure and strength in their jaw.
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: Did he die?
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: Not good.
• 24:39
  Speaker 12: All right.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: Let's go to Cassie.
• 24:41
  Speaker 12: Hello.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: Good morning. Good morning. Hello.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: Good.
• 24:45
  Speaker 12: Hello.
• 24:45
  Speaker 14: How are we?
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Good.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: What are you bringing up?
• 24:48
  Speaker 14: I am really having a frustrating day. I've had a
• 24:51
  Speaker 14: really bad drive into work, and I would like to
• 24:54
  Speaker 14: let out a scream for National Scream.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: Day, if that's possible. Yeah, I just said this in
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: the birthday wheel. So today is International Moment of Frustration
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: Scream Day, which means you can basically just let out
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: your stress. And it does help. Have you ever just
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: tried screaming?
• 25:06
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 25:08
  Speaker 8: Exactly.
• 25:09
  Speaker 14: That is what I want to do.
• 25:10
  Speaker 12: Yeah, go on.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right. Go on.
• 25:13
  Speaker 14: So I am hiding at work, so it's going to
• 25:15
  Speaker 14: be an internal but outside scream. So I'm just giving
• 25:18
  Speaker 14: you a bit of notice on that one.
• 25:19
  Speaker 8: Yep.
• 25:21
  Speaker 9: Thank you.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: Good one.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: I hope that feels better. And if you're driving to
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: work right now, just do it in the car.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: Or show.
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: Just call up.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: We'll let you know.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: All right. One of our listeners, Sophie, has given us
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: a call. She needs our help because she's noticed something
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: strange going on with her social. So basically, somebody is
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: stalking her page and looking at her stuff, and she
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: doesn't think this person should be on there at all.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Now, if you just look at someone's reels or someone's photos,
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: you can't tell, but it's when you do a story.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: So this person must be watching her stories, and I'd
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: argue it must be pretty consistent for her to be
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: calling us up.
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: So, Sophie, tell us what's going on.
• 25:57
  Speaker 9: Hi, guys.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: How are you?
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: Good.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: Wait, first up, I just want to know who is
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: watching your stories.
• 26:05
  Speaker 8: So it's my best friend's boyfriend.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: He's just being supportive.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: But wait, this is important information. Does he follow you?
• 26:15
  Speaker 8: No, that's the thing.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: So he's actively searching to watch your stories. And hang on,
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: so how long have they been together?
• 26:25
  Speaker 8: They've been together for about eight months.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: And, yeah, because you... It's not even a suggested thing, stories,
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: is it?
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: But also how consistent.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: You've got to actively look.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: How consistent is this every story you put up? Yeah,
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: pretty much.
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: Like.
• 26:41
  Speaker 8: It only happened about three weeks ago when I noticed it.
• 26:44
  Speaker 8: But now, obviously, that I did, I can't unnotice it.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so once you see his name, you're looking for
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: his name. But this could have been going on for,
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: I don't know, the whole eight months, really.
• 26:54
  Speaker 15: For sure.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: Is he one of the first? I've got a few
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: people and I notice they're always the first to view
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: my stories. Is he one of the first?
• 27:04
  Speaker 8: He's up there, but it's... but he's always there.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: So just to get this right, if he doesn't follow her,
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: he literally has to look up Sophie and look at
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: a story.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then she might sit in his search history,
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: so maybe you could argue that he can see Sophie's
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: name with the ring around her photo and he's like, oh,
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: another story. But also, why does he care to watch it? Like,
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: I do not care what my friend's boyfriends are doing
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: at all.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Is he a bit flirty when you are in person
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: with him?
• 27:36
  Speaker 8: Um, no, I think it's just pretty organic as it
• 27:39
  Speaker 8: would be in a social setting when we're all together.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: He's got a thing for you, though.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: You reckon? Yeah. Do you reckon that? Well, I just
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: can't think of any other reason. Hang on. Is it
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: when you're with her, he's watching your stories because maybe
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: he's trying to see what she's doing?
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: Uh, no, I usually.
• 27:57
  Speaker 8: post on the regular so she's not always in it
• 28:00
  Speaker 8: no no he's got okay.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: It's clear-cut he's got a thing for it i'm just
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: trying to i'm.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: Trying to like play devil's advocate here what kind of
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: things do you post though like are you a girl
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: that posts um here's my morning coffee here's me doing
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: work on my laptop or are you bikini gym mirror
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: selfies like what kind of poster are.
• 28:17
  Speaker 8: You Yeah, I'm definitely a bikini. And now that, you know,
• 28:22
  Speaker 8: sun's come out.
• 28:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: So what are you wondering? Should you be telling your
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: friend or should you just hang on?
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: Actually, super important.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: We haven't discovered this. Is he reacting to anything? Is
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: he sending a little love heart to anything or is
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: it just viewing and that's it?
• 28:43
  Speaker 8: No, it's just viewing.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, at least he's not reacting yet. And I'm guessing
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: you haven't... Yes, yeah. I'm guessing you haven't told your girlfriend?
• 28:52
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't know if it should be a big
• 28:54
  Speaker 8: deal or not.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: This could cause drama, right? So, first of all, I
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: know he's into her, right? She's putting bikini shots up,
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: he's searching her.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: There's no other reason?
• 29:02
  Speaker 6: No.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: He's not just interested in what she's... And also, why,
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: if he's watching it so consistently, it's weird that he's
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: not just following her?
• 29:08
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Well, no, maybe he doesn't want his girlfriend to see
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: that he's following her. But he's dumb enough to not
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: know that. Anyway, yeah. I know blokes. He's into her, right?
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: He is, yeah.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: But as for telling her, you're saying don't because it'll
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: cause drama.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, it's not really a problem for you,
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: is it, Sophie? He can just watch and watch and
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: watch and watch. Like, why does it matter to you?
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: Well, because it's weird. I'd care if I was Sophie
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: too because I'd be like, what's he doing on there?
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: And I'd also absolutely tell my friend.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: How would your girlfriend react though?
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: But I wouldn't do it in a way where I'm... like,
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: you know, all lover and be like, hey, babe, just
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: so you know, that really hot bikini photo I put up,
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: he's like, he's all over my stories because that's a
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: bit pick me. Like that's almost you saying, be worried
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: about me. I'd do it in a way of like, oh,
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: I noticed blah, blah, blah. Watch my story. Like in passing.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: It's going to cause so much drama and then she's
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: going to cause a fight with a boyfriend and then
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: Sophie's going to get caught in the middle.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: And if it's happening with Sophie... How many other girls
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: is he watching? And, like, Sophie's her friend.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: So it's girl code.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but, like, there could be girls that the girlfriend
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: doesn't even know that he's actually responding to.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: So it could be a dirty dog and Sophie can
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: expose the fact that he is.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: I just think it's creeper social media behaviour.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: All right, well, hey, let's get people to call in, Sophie.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: You want to know whether to tell your friend or not, yeah?
• 30:24
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: All right. 131065. Should Sophie tell her friend about this,
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: that her friend's boyfriend keeps watching her stories on Insta?
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: Is it a problem? Does she get involved? 131065. If
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: you've got an opinion, let us know right now. Eminem
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: here on Kiss. And Nat is here for Amy today.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: We're doing the helpline. It's a pretty clear cut to me.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's simple today. So basically, Sophie has noticed that
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: Her best friend's boyfriend of eight months is looking at
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: her Instagram stories and he's looking every single time. He's
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: not reacting or anything, but he's watching every story she
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: puts up and these stories aren't really innocent food pictures.
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: It's like her in a bikini, her doing, you know,
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: her looking sexy.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: And he doesn't follow you, Sophie, at all.
• 31:13
  Speaker 8: No, no, we don't.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: So he's actively seeking out her Instagram to watch every
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: single story she puts up. There's two questions here. One
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: we think we've answered. Is he into her? And you
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: said categorically yes. Yeah, he is searching and.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: Looking at her. You should follow him just to mess
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: with him.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, to say like, senior.
• 31:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: No, because then maybe she's encouraging because if it is,
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: he's like testing the waters here.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: Can you restrict someone or something?
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, she can block him or she can actually, no,
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: she can mute her stories from him.
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: But that's almost weirder.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: So basically what she wants to know is should she
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: tell her friend or is it innocent and she's overreacting?
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: All right. 131065. We'll hear from you, Naomi.
• 31:53
  Speaker 14: Hello.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: What do you think?
• 31:56
  Speaker 12: Hello.
• 31:57
  Speaker 14: Oh, gosh.
• 31:58
  Speaker 15: He is so into her.
• 31:59
  Speaker 9: It's not funny.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, why else would he be looking her stories up?
• 32:03
  Speaker 7: Oh, yes.
• 32:04
  Speaker 15: And if this was my man doing this, I would
• 32:07
  Speaker 15: want to know what is happening.
• 32:10
  Speaker 11: Like, ew.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And that's the thing is girls, we look at
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: the situation and go, if that were me, I'd want
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: to know. But I have been in the situation before
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: where you tell someone and it just ends badly for
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: you when you try to do the right thing.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, the girlfriend could easily turn on Sophie.
• 32:25
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: And just go, you're trying to start drama. Who cares
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: if he's watching? And he'll come up with some story.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: He hasn't actually done it.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: I did it.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, someone hacked me. But he hasn't actually done anything
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: that bad yet.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: He's just watching her stories.
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, which is weird.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: I'd love to know if the girlfriend approaches him, though,
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: what his explanation is. I am planning a– I've got it.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: I am planning a surprise for you, right? And I
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: want to know, it might be a trip away for
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: you and Sophie, yeah? And I wanted to see what
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Sophie was into. What her work schedule is.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: I can try and.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: Book her around it. What her bikini size is.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: Hey, Sean in the newsroom, because we know Mikey's opinion
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: is like, if you're friends with a girl, if you
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: have any, he's basically cut and dry, you're into her.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: He wants to do it.
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: That's it.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: Do you agree or do you think their shades are grey?
• 33:11
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I think so. If it was just one story view.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he might have gone, I wonder what her friend
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: Sophie does or something.
• 33:17
  Speaker 10: He might have accidentally clicked it. No, he's looking all
• 33:20
  Speaker 10: the time. He's not following her. So, yeah, I'm in
• 33:24
  Speaker 10: my keys, Bert. I reckon he's... fully into.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: What if he was planning to buy sophie a bikini
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: for her birthday and you.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: Like why why would you buy your girlfriend's friend one
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: of those g-string ones yeah they're in fashion i'm just
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: trying to make sure you're keeping up.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: See i can't come up with a reason a like
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: there's no reason it's.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: Hard let's hear what johnny a guy has to say
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: what do you think johnny.
• 33:52
  Speaker 12: I think he's definitely into her, but she should ask
• 33:55
  Speaker 12: him first before jumping in between the relationship.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's so awkward. Like, what would she ask him?
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Why are you watching my stories? Yeah, that's not... No,
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: don't do that. Stacey, hello?
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: Just shut Johnny down.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: No, I'm done with him.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Are you going to shut me down?
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: Mike, you're a bit nervous now. He probably will.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Depends what your opinion is. What do you think?
• 34:16
  Speaker 14: Look, I'm with what kind of Amy just said.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: He hasn't done anything wrong yet. And in my opinion,
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's worth mentioning because if you're going
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: to post photos of you in a bikini or... kind
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: of those raunchy or sexy photos, you're going to get attention.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: So is he the only boyfriend or male looking at it?
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Like the point of those photos is to get attention
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: and he hasn't done anything. Yeah, he might think you're
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: hot or into you or whatever, but he's not.
• 34:39
  Speaker 15: Acting on it. I'm like, we all look at, well.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: I guess we all look at photos of other people
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: at some point, but I'm like, I don't think, I'm
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: with you, I don't think he's done anything wrong yet.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: You know the funny thing is, if he just followed her, right,
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: if he just followed her.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: It's less weird.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Well, it is. It's just like, oh, yeah, he goes
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: through stories and all the people that you follow comes up. Like,
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: it's not, it's so much more innocent if he was following.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: Hey, Sophie, I want to know, well, I'm assuming that
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: Sophie's single because otherwise. Oh, yeah, good point.
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: Sophie, are you single?
• 35:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I am.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: So you are posting these bikini photos and things for
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: attention from guys, not her boyfriend, but other guys, right?
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: Like why else do girls post thirst traps?
• 35:21
  Speaker 8: I mean, because I can.
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fair enough.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Christian, your point of view here?
• 35:29
  Speaker 12: Wow.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, nah. Look, as a guy, trust me, he wants her.
• 35:34
  Speaker 8: How I see it, when they break up, he's sliding
• 35:37
  Speaker 8: right in.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's getting ready. Yeah.
• 35:40
  Speaker 12: He's getting ready 100%.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: He already likes her, you can tell, or else you're
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: not looking, you know what I mean? If you don't
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: follow her, why look? So I reckon, as a guy, 100%,
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: once they're done, he's going right for it. Okay, and
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: they could be done once Sophie decides to tell her.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: Are you going to tell your girlfriend, Sophie?
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I'm worried.
• 36:00
  Speaker 8: The thing is now, because I've noticed for a while,
• 36:03
  Speaker 8: it's the timeframe now. It's like, what if she gets,
• 36:09
  Speaker 8: upset because it's been a few weeks.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: But she doesn't know how long you've noticed for. You
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: could literally pretend that you worked it out on the
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: weekend and you've just been like looking for the last
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: couple of days to try and see if it's a
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: consistent thing or an accident.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: It's still going to sound crazy, isn't it? Hey, doll,
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: your girlfriend, your boyfriend keeps looking at my stories.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: I'm just worried that it sounds as if you've got
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: like this, you know, Like this thing about yourself where
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: you think that you're hot.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: You know what you could do? You literally could do
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: the thing where you said restrict him, right? So that's
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: kind of a poke at him. You don't say a
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: thing about it and you watch. They'll break up anyway.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: But you don't have to get involved, you know?
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fair.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: There's the solution. Mute him from your stories.
• 36:56
  Speaker 6: Mute him.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And then all of a sudden you see the
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: same burner account.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: Watching your stories every day. If he's that keen.
• 37:03
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: You know those friendships that you have where they're pretty superficial.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: You know you like each other. You've met a few times.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: You'll reply to each other's stories on socials, but you
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: never actually take that step to go, hey, do you
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: want to catch up or go for lunch or hang out?
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: Sounds more like a chick thing to me, but yeah.
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's because, I don't know, you've said guys
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: don't make friends after they leave high school.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: Not really.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: So you've probably met so many people in your life
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: since high school, like 40 years ago, whenever you finished that,
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: you know, no, you've probably met so many people in
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: the workforce going out and like having beers and whatever
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: that you could have been actual really good mates with,
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: but you just never take that step to make it
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: a proper friendship.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Not really. I mean, I'd have beers with Sean, but
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to arrange it.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: Well, he won't arrange it either. And then look, you're
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: stuck in this category. So according to a friendship coach,
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: There are two easy steps to get things moving in
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: one of these friendships that hasn't yet blossomed. Let's take
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: a listen.
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: Number one, stop giving them the edited version of your life.
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: When a friend asks you, how are you? And you say, good,
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: not much is new. Same, work's good, gym's good, da-da-da. Meanwhile,
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: you have 47 tabs open in your brain.
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: Tell her one of them.
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: Not every catch-up needs to be a therapy session, but
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: if you are only ever giving your friends the polished,
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: summarized version, they're eventually going to feel like they know
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: what's happening in your life without actually know what's going
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: on in your life. So basically she's saying friendships are
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: formed in your most vulnerable moments.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: Gotcha.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: So what she was saying at the start, there is
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: literally how me and my mates talk. Like I saw
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: them all yesterday. We went to the beach and we
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: were just like, hey, how are you?
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: You went to the beach with all the boys?
• 38:56
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: No.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: We do that on a. Occasional weekend, we go and
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: hang out in the morning.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: Do you still wear rashies to the beach?
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: No, I've never worn a rashie. I wore one once.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because you were very skin.
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: Conscious. Very skin cancer conscious.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'd had one cut out, but I got
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: over it. I'm not wearing a rashie.
• 39:09
  Speaker 11: I'm actually thinking about getting a rashie this week.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: They are easier, aren't they?
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: Look how I'm just so white, you know?
• 39:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: Are you wearing boardies as well?
• 39:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: Rushy and aborties just wear a.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: Wetsuit at this point like you.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: Know it'd be easier.
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: Neither of you like wearing budgie smugglers.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: No there's always one dude in the group that does
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: it though there's always like one.
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: Guy my partner wears budgie smugglers he looks great.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: There you go but yeah so we were there yesterday
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: and i was like oh you're good yeah i was
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: work good yeah you're.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: Good cool That sounds boring though.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: We didn't really have much to talk about. I walked
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: away after a while.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: You guys have already made your friendship over years of
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: being in each other's lives.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: There's nothing to talk about.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: Well, there would be, but I get that your friendship
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: has been forged. Therefore, you don't need to put in
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: the hard yards. But like you said, you'd get a
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: beer with Sean because you like him. You're never going
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: to ask, but you would. What about like Alec on
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: the team here? You've known Alec for a while. So
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: you could be friends with Alec.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: He's going to piss off back to the UK.
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: We don't know that.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: Alec, can you come in here, please?
• 40:05
  Speaker 6: Do I get a say in this friendship?
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: Nah. Nah.
• 40:09
  Speaker 10: I reckon, like, if Mikey, myself, Alec, the guys out
• 40:13
  Speaker 10: there went for beers, we wouldn't talk about much.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: But it would be a work shit.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: Alec, what I'm going to do is an experiment here
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: where Mikey and you are going to try and become
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: more than work friends because she said the way to
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: go about it is by, like, revealing something about your
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: life that's happening now.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: So, Mikey, let's.
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: Get you to do it.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: You want me to?
• 40:32
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: So I want you to lead the way here.
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: This is growth.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: This is what we call growth.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't like growth.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: So I want you to lead the way here and
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: I want you to chat to Alec, pretend I'm not here,
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: about something going on in your life and see if
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: you two bond over it.
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: I'll turn my mic off.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: How about that?
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: How are you, man? You good?
• 40:47
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 40:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah, mate.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:49
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: I've got to take my, actually, I've got to leave
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: after the show. I'm meant to have a skin check
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: talking of. It's been a year since I've had one
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: of them.
• 40:57
  Speaker 6: Oh, right. Are you expecting good results?
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: Hopefully. It's always when you go in there, you're always like, oh,
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: if he finds something, it's going to be melanoma stage
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: nine and I'm going to die. Like you get a
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: bit paranoid. But my real thing is after that, I've
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: got a bit of a problem with a cat.
• 41:10
  Speaker 7: Oh, no.
• 41:11
  Speaker 6: What's wrong with the cat?
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: She stopped eating, which anyone that has ever had a
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: cat knows is not good. So I'm really worried.
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: Sorry, Nat here.
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: Is this how you talk to your friends when you're
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: not on radio?
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: No, that's why we don't talk.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: No, but pretend you're not on radio because you're going,
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: anyone who knows would know that.
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean? It's just you and Alec
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: in a room alone.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got to take the cat to the... Oh, shit.
• 41:33
  Speaker 6: I hope she's okay.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: And that'll do. That's how men are.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: That was the worst conversation I've ever had. Surely you'd
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: go to your mate like, oh, I've got something going
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: on with the cat.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, my mates are going, you've got a cat, you.
• 41:47
  Speaker 11: He can't say it.
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: What would they think you are? What would they think
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: you are?
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: Because you've got a cap.
• 41:56
  Speaker 11: Shit cap.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: You know the word they use.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: Wait, Zane, what's the word that he was going to say?
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: I'm not saying it.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: Our sense is back.
• 42:07
  Speaker 11: Hello.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: Hi, Fong.
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: How convenient.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, nah. They would. They'd just pay you out. Whereas
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: I feel like you could talk to a female about
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: that more. I was ranting and raving to you when
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: I came in about it.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you were. I don't know.
• 42:18
  Speaker 15: I reckon.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know what the point of this lesson was.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: Men don't talk?
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: No, men.
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: You guys could... You're limiting your friendships in your life.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but we don't... And then... No, and I'm going
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: to be serious here. Mental health in men is really
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: important because men feel as if they can't speak to
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: other men because the other men don't want.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: To hear it.
• 42:35
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: Whereas if you just, you know, just let trauma dump
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: on your friends... Tell Alec about your feelings. Tell Alec
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: about how you feel that you're alone at the moment
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: because your girlfriend's in Bali.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: Well, that's... Yeah, that is... It would be helpful to
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: have her now. I should talk to her about it. No,
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: I'm genuinely worried because a cat not eating is not good.
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:55
  Speaker 6: That sucks.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: Alec, you're the worst. You're the problem here.
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: Alec, tell Mikey what happened on the weekend with your girls.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: What girls?
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, what happened?
• 43:06
  Speaker 6: I was out on the weekend. Saturday night. Big night out.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: Did you get.
• 43:10
  Speaker 13: I was the only straight man with like 10 beautiful,
• 43:13
  Speaker 13: beautiful women.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: And not one of them was interested?
• 43:17
  Speaker 9: No, not one.
• 43:17
  Speaker 6: Couldn't be bothered.
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: So what did it end with? You getting anyone's number?
• 43:22
  Speaker 6: No, it ended with me and Hungry Jacks. Hang on.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: So there were ten hot single women.
• 43:30
  Speaker 6: And one straight man, which was me.
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: How did you find yourself in such a situation?
• 43:34
  Speaker 6: It was my friend's birthday.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: You should have picked up at least five of them.
• 43:38
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: Okay, gotcha. Five of them. Okay, all right.
• 43:41
  Speaker 6: I would have settled for one, but too lazy. So
• 43:44
  Speaker 6: did you try?
• 43:45
  Speaker 11: Not really, no.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: This is your problem. Now, I know you didn't ask me,
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: but I'm going to offer you my advice anyway.
• 43:50
  Speaker 6: Do you not think this break's gone on a bit long?
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: No.
• 43:52
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: I think we've got time. No, it's five minutes.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, carry on.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: We've got a timer. No, I think, and I've noticed,
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: you instinctively just friendzone women because it's easier and you're
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: like a girl's guy.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: He's not letting himself open up to the possibility.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: You are not trying to flirt with them. You're just going, oh,
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: I like them so they can be my friend.
• 44:09
  Speaker 7: You know?
• 44:10
  Speaker 6: You know, that's fair. I feel like.
• 44:12
  Speaker 13: I have created a reputation for myself, my actual thoughts,
• 44:16
  Speaker 13: as like people always like, oh, your presence is very
• 44:18
  Speaker 13: like disarming.
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 44:20
  Speaker 6: Like I don't feel threatened by you.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: And that's great.
• 44:21
  Speaker 13: But then I'm like, okay, but if I did actually
• 44:23
  Speaker 13: want to try it on with you, I'd feel bad
• 44:25
  Speaker 13: for letting you down and being like every other straight man.
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
• 44:30
  Speaker 8: What?
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the world we live in, Mikey. Men
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: are too scared to even approach women.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: Disappoint her sexually.
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: Is that what you're saying? No, that's not what I'm saying, Mikey.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: He's saying because he knows so many men exist that
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: are just shitsies, right? He then, because women feel safe
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: around him, he's scared to make a move on them
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: because then they might go, oh, great, you're just like
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: all the rest of them. I thought you were safe
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: to be around without trying to crack onto me. And
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: this is the problem in this day and age. And
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: this is why men don't approach women anymore.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just follow them on Instagram and look at their stories.
• 45:04
  Speaker 6: Good idea.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: I don't feel like we've solved the problem here.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: No, I don't even know what we were trying to do.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: I don't know how we got here, but now I'm
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: really passionate about this.
• 45:12
  Speaker 6: Do you want me to go to the pub with
• 45:14
  Speaker 6: Mikey after the show?
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: I've got to take my cat to the vet.
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, what a shame.
• 45:18
  Speaker 8: Never mind.
• 45:19
  Speaker 6: Can I go now?
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, get out of here.
• 45:20
  Speaker 6: Thanks, bye.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: All right, so coming up, I'm going to tell you. Oh,
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: that's right. Amy ran this workshop about how to break
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: up with someone.
• 45:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: And I said.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Very helpful because men don't know how to do it.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: Well, it's my time. How to manipulate your ex to
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: get back with you.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like this.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: It's a good workshop and we're going to do it next. Hey,
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: so last week on the show, Amy gave us a
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: workshop of how to break up with someone properly, right?
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: How to break up with a woman properly. Because men
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: seem to struggle with that. And I understand. It's a
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: difficult conversation to have. So you just want to try
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: and do something that's not going to make the situation worse.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: And I'm all down with that. My problem with it
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: was it's overwhelmingly the woman that does the breaking up anyway.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: Mostly.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I was saying, yeah, yeah, good advice. But
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: what about how to get a woman back? That's what
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: I think would be more useful.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: For men to understand. Yeah, because you're saying it's mostly
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: women who break up with you. So when they do
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: make that decision, because probably you've dropped the ball and
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: you've been a bit shit. Here's how to win them back.
• 46:20
  Speaker 12: Yep.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: You're saying manipulate them back. Why don't we change it
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: to how to win them back?
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: All right. How to win them back. If you want
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: them back, here's what you've got to do. Up first,
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: completely ignore them.
• 46:31
  Speaker 15: Right?
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: So if she dumps you, no contact rule. You do
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: not talk at all.
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: What if she contacts you?
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: You don't reach out. Oh, you could write back after
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: a while, but you'd keep it very like, yeah, I'm cool.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: So let's say she says, hey, just checking in to
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: see how you're feeling.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, I've had them before. Why are you doing that,
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: by the way?
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: It's for you, not for them. You want to feel
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: better about yourself. Yeah.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: Well, you wouldn't go, yeah, I'm fine. But you're like, yeah,
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: All good considering.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: All good. Yeah. Getting on with it. Right. So, but
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: no reaching out. None of these drunken late phone calls
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: and texts.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: And you're saying definitely don't be like, I'm heartbroken. Like
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: you have to be a bit neutral.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't show that you're that upset, right? So yeah,
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: but basically ignore them. The no contact rule is what
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: you should do.
• 47:14
  Speaker 6: After a breakup.
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: I wholeheartedly believe in the no contact rule.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: Yep, there is no need. I know because if you've
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: been with someone for years, you're used to talking to
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: them every day and sending them a text and a
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: photo or whatever. You just got to completely cut off.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: It's also more complicated when you live together. Or things
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: like that. So I feel as if this potentially works
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: for non-living together relationships.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, but they can be the living together ones.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: If she breaks up with you and moves out, you
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: will have a bit of contact, like of logistics.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then as soon as the move out happens,
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: this process starts.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, cool. Then you've got to make them jealous.
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: So you've got to start liking other girls' photos on Instagram.
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: Girls you know she'll see.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, absolutely.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: There should be photos of you, not overt, but there
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: should be like a hand in the photo.
• 48:00
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 48:00
  Speaker 9: Right?
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: Or, you know, a cocktail.
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: Or a woman's foot in the corner.
• 48:05
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: Or you're like going to, I don't know, places that
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: you wouldn't go to usually, like, I don't know, the
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: markets or something like that.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the farmer's markets on a Sunday. Yeah.
• 48:12
  Speaker 13: Holidays.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: Holidays. That'll work. Go on a holiday.
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: And look really happy.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: Look happy. Have random females. You need a lot of
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: random females in your Instagram stories and photos.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: And a lot of this is social media based, I've noticed.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: Absolutely, yeah. So that's where you start to make her jealous.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: Then they will reach out. They always do. What is
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: it with you women? I've had it every time I've
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: been broken up with. I would say 90% of the
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: women two or three months later have tried to come back.
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: How do you do that? After I've done all of this,
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: by the way. But I am genuinely getting on with
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: my life and then you come back. Why do you
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: do that?
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Because I would generally argue when I've
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: ended relationships, I've ended them and I'm certain that I
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: don't want to go back.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: Well, maybe it's not everyone. I don't know. But maybe
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: your dudes didn't follow this.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: Yes. They weren't doing this process.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: So you've ignored them. You haven't begged. And then it
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: looks like you're getting on with your life and there's
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: other women in your life. And I remember doing like
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: a holiday thing. It was like this Contiki tour or something.
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: And there were so many different women in the photos.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: And then I got back from that holiday.
• 49:17
  Speaker 15: Bang.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: She started blowing up my phone.
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: I think it's because it comes down to that as
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: soon as someone else wants something, you want it too.
• 49:22
  Speaker 12: Right.
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: So it's like, wait, why do so many women want him?
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: Have I made a mistake? I think that's the mentality
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: of your exes.
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: Well, and then here is the final step, right? When
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: they reach out and they will, leave them on read.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: First go.
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, so they have to reach out twice.
• 49:38
  Speaker 15: Yep.
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: And they will?
• 49:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they will.
• 49:41
  Speaker 9: Yep.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: And I remember with that one, she wrote me this
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: whole essay. Oh, I can see you had fun traveling
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: and blah, blah, blah. And I just looked at it
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: and went, obviously, I wanted to write back, but I didn't.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: I left it on read.
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: I fully get that, though, because I'm like, if you're
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: left on read, you're like, oh, crap. That's where the
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: moment would be like, oh, he's done with me. So
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: then you have to re-approach. Yep.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: And if they re-approach, then you can catch up. But
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: it's got to be up to them.
• 50:05
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: So you never say, no, let's catch up and talk.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: You want them to do it. And then if they do,
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: you can go from there.
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: This works because in two ways, I don't like the
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: manipulate thing, but I do like the, you know, you're
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: still in love with them. And if you want them back,
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: you should have a chance.
• 50:20
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: So if you're putting your best, your best chance forward,
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: but it works in two ways because then if she
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: doesn't come back, you still already started all the steps
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: to move on anyway. Because great, going out, going on
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: a holiday, these are all great things to just move
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: on anyway.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: Exactly. So it's a win-win. You might be the whole
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: time still thinking about her during that holiday and these
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: girls that you're seeing. By the way, if they're just
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: friends but they look attractive, get them in the Instagram story.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: Just random. Just go up to tables with different women
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: and get photos.
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: Do you reckon when you're away you just go, hey,
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to make my ex jealous.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: Get a photo with me.
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: She'll never know.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what you've got to do and it'll work.
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: And you're right, it's win-win.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: I think this only works, though, if she hasn't moved
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: on with another person. Because once you move on, women,
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: we only focus on one person at a time. So
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: if she's met a new guy, I don't think she'll
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: care if you're doing any of this.
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: But it'll still be a win because it'll look like
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: you're not heartbroken and you got on with your life.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: So it's a fake it till you make it. You
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: like my advice, Sean? I know you've had a couple
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: of women.
• 51:17
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I've never done the dumping. They've always done the
• 51:19
  Speaker 11: dumping on me.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: And that'll work, right?
• 51:21
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I suppose. I've always gone silent after that happens.
• 51:26
  Speaker 10: I never reach out again. I'm like, all right, well,
• 51:28
  Speaker 10: if that's the way it is, then I'll move on.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: But there's more chance of them coming back if you
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: ignore them than you reach out.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: It is the key, though. Anyone who begs for someone
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: to stay in a relationship with.
• 51:38
  Speaker 6: Them, never.
• 51:39
  Speaker 11: Just digging that hole deeper.
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the thing. If someone decides they don't want
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: to be with you, and we've all been guilty of
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: it before, like, please don't do this. But, like, if
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: someone's decided they don't want to be with you, you
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: just need to go, okay.
• 51:50
  Speaker 6: Cool. All right.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: And then they will want you.
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: I wish that wasn't the case, but what are you
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: going to do about it?
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: And then they will want you back because you all
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: want what you can't have.
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: God, we're simple beings, aren't we?
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: That is how you manipulate your ex to come back.
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: A Mikey workshop.
• 52:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: Hey, you know, we were just talking about when your
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: partner was in Bali and my girlfriend's in Bali right
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: now with a couple of girlfriends.
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: I've still never been to Bali.
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, there's other places I prefer to go. I
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: don't mind Bali for a bit of fun, but I
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: want to run something past you and I can't screw
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: up here and say where we're going. So long year
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: for me. Need a holiday.
• 52:30
  Speaker 11: Of course.
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: And I have booked a holiday. I've booked and paid
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: for all of it. On Boxing Day. But I haven't
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: told my girlfriend where we're going.
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: And I can't say it. I've got to be very
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: careful here.
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: You've organized everything.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: It's all booked, all done.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: Paid for it all.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: It's all done. And it's a surprise for her. Yeah,
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: but it's really like I'm not making out as if it's, oh,
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: here's your present. Like it's me that wants to go
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: to said place. But she's along for the ride for
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: a free trip.
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: So she knows she's going.
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: I've asked her to get the time off. So that's
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: locked in.
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: So wait, the only thing she doesn't know is.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: Is the location. And I want to know, do I
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: have to tell her? How long can I push her?
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: Because I keep dropping hints. And she's not a moron.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: She knows where I'd like to go. So I think
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: she might have a fair idea. But I'm like, oh,
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: it's going to be a cold climate. You're going to
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: have to pack lots of cold clothes. But it's not.
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: Or it is, maybe. I don't know.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: Where is it?
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: Don't ruin it. In theory, it sounds great. It's like
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: your boyfriend going, get dressed.
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: We're going to dinner.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: I'm not telling you where.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm trying to do here.
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: There's a little bit more.
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: To it when it comes to a holiday because she's
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: like women when we plan a holiday, I don't know
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: about her, but I do a whole list in my
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: notes in my phone and I go as far as
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: like on this day I'll wear this, on this day
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: I'll wear this. Otherwise we can overpack really badly because
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: we want options for outfits.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: So do I have to tell her exactly where we're
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: going then?
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: I feel as if she needs to have like if
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: there's a massive difference in packing between if you're going to,
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: I don't know, The North Pole.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: To see Santa.
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: To see Santa.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: He should be back by Boxing Day.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: He should. So there's a massive difference between Antarctica, for
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: argument's sake, and, you know, Mexico. Fiji or something, yeah.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: So I feel as if you've got to give her
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: some sort of an idea. And if you're getting to
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: that point, just tell her.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: Okay, so Chelsea is nodding along here.
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: Do you like my idea? It's a great idea, but
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: you do need to tell her. I think tell her
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: on Christmas Day.
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: But then she's only got a day to pack. Yeah,
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: that's all right. Is it a morning flight?
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: Boxing Day morning, yeah.
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: Tell her Christmas Eve.
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah.
• 54:40
  Speaker 12: Okay.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: I could even ruin that. She could look what flights
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: are going out Boxing Day morning from the airport.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: No, but there'd be flights everywhere. There'd be flights everywhere.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: But I think, okay, maybe that's a good idea.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: Christmas Eve.
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: No, even Christmas Day, because then if she's like, you
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: think she's not dumb, she's gotten an idea anyway. So
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: then if she's completely packed wrong, she's got a full
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: 24 hours to correct it.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: Otherwise she might just be doing minor adjustments, but at
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: the very least she'll have like, you know, her cosmetics
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: and all that stuff packed.
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: So done.
• 55:09
  Speaker 13: Right.
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: So you're saying Christmas Eve.
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: I just don't think you can raw dog it and
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: her not know at all where she's going.
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: It's funny because with a dude, you could. If she said, oh,
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: we're going away tomorrow.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because you guys just pack shorts and a t-shirt
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: no matter where you... When we recently went away, me
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: and my fiance, he just put, like literally carry on,
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: packed it the night of and just literally... I think
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: I even just put stuff there for him. I said, oh,
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: there's a white t-shirt, a black t-shirt, training shorts, shoes,
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: and then normal... And then even when we were there,
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: he's like, oh, I didn't bring thongs. And he just
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: bought thongs. Yeah, exactly.
• 55:38
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: I went to bloody Europe in winter with carry on.
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: He's got a big coat on the plane. It's fine.
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: It's so hard for us. We have to bring so
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: much stuff.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, the pom. You packed an hour before you came
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: to Australia.
• 55:50
  Speaker 11: To live?
• 55:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 55:52
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 55:53
  Speaker 6: Put it all in my suitcase. Threw it in like
• 55:54
  Speaker 6: an hour before I had to leave to go to
• 55:55
  Speaker 6: the airport.
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: What did you bring with you?
• 55:58
  Speaker 6: I forgot shorts, actually.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, but you can buy them. We have shorts shops here.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: Put in your undies.
• 56:02
  Speaker 13: I was wearing jeans because it was like really cold
• 56:04
  Speaker 13: in the UK and then I got here and it
• 56:06
  Speaker 13: was really hot.
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, you can buy them.
• 56:07
  Speaker 6: I went to Gazman.
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: Gazman?
• 56:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, on my first day, I went to Gazman to
• 56:12
  Speaker 6: buy shorts.
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: You're like, oh, this is the hip new shop that
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: everyone's shopping at.
• 56:15
  Speaker 13: Yeah, and I didn't know then, but I do know
• 56:16
  Speaker 13: now that Gazman's a bit daggy. But great if they're
• 56:19
  Speaker 13: a client.
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: Shout out to Gazman. Sure they've got a sale on
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: right now. And we're taking your last calls now, 131065. Hello, Sarah.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: Good morning.
• 56:31
  Speaker 15: Hello, Mikey.
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: Hello.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: What do you want to talk about?
• 56:34
  Speaker 15: I've got an update on that Kelly Clarkson story you
• 56:36
  Speaker 15: guys just talked about.
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, I just brought it to you in Celeb News.
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: So basically Kelly Clarkson had like a pretty woman moment
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: where she claims she went into a toy shop in
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: Brooklyn to buy something and the staff there treated her
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: like she shouldn't have been in there and she didn't
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: belong there. And she tweeted about it and, yeah. So
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: what's your update?
• 56:53
  Speaker 15: So the store has clapped back today saying that she
• 56:58
  Speaker 15: tried to come in and buy a toy, a bird
• 57:01
  Speaker 15: that was attached to the wall and it wasn't for sale.
• 57:04
  Speaker 15: So I love Kelly, but I feel like this is
• 57:07
  Speaker 15: not going to go well for her.
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, we got the post here. So Art of Play,
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: which is the store, and she named and shamed.
• 57:12
  Speaker 6: Them as well.
• 57:13
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: Two hours ago posted.
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: Yesterday, Kelly Clarkson visited us and inquired about buying Molly,
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: a one-of-a-kind singing and dancing bird automation who plays an
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: important role in the magic shows we host here. Molly
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: is permanently attached to the wall and isn't for sale. However,
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: the negative experience Kelly described on Twitter would resonate with
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: anyone who's ever felt judged on a show. Okay, so
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: they're still trying to understand her feelings.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: But she tried to buy... Something that was for display,
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: not for sale.
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: That's like me going into David Jones and going, I
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: want that massive Christmas tree.
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like, not for sale. Yeah, that's a display.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: Fair enough.
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: That's fair enough.
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: And the problem is with someone like Kelly's power.
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: She's ruined that shop.
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's ruined their reputation. So I feel bad for them.
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: Totally. Well, they've put a statement out. You can look
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: it up, Art of Play on Instagram.
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: I mean, no one here is going to Art of
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: Play in Brooklyn. No, but if you want to read
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: their whole statement. Why is she going to a toy
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: shop anyway?
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: She's got kids.
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: But they're older, aren't they?
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: Maybe for nephews or something.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: You know what the worst thing is? Buying toys for
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: kids that aren't your own. Because I have nieces and nephews.
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: I'm going to have kids of my own soon. But
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: Christmas time means I have to go to a shop
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: and I stand in Kmart or wherever I go. And
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: I have to try and work out what a four-year-old
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: wants to play with. Then I'll buy something. He's already
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: got it. Or I'll buy something and they're like, oh, no,
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: he moved on from Sonic. And I'm like, how am
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: I supposed to know?
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: I just give them cash now because I have no idea.
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: Can you give kids cash?
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: Well, like a 10-year-old or something, yeah.
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but what about like a two-year-old?
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: No, that's where it's hard. You've got to get it.
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, cash in and out. I always want to buy
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: them clothes, but then I'm buying for the parent, not the,
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean?
• 58:47
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: Christy Lee, you've called in.
• 58:50
  Speaker 9: Good morning, guys. How are you going?
• 58:51
  Speaker 12: Good.
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: What do you want to say?
• 58:53
  Speaker 9: Listen, I was also in a similar experience with Kelly
• 58:57
  Speaker 9: where I was actually turned away from an event that
• 59:00
  Speaker 9: I was due to help set up and run.
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 59:03
  Speaker 9: So when I got there, I was just in my
• 59:05
  Speaker 9: basic everyday outfit. I was working for an events company
• 59:08
  Speaker 9: in Sydney. It was meant to go inside.
• 59:10
  Speaker 8: Up.
• 59:10
  Speaker 9: It was a prestige gala event. I just wrapped up
• 59:12
  Speaker 9: in my everyday work clothes, wasn't given a brief. And
• 59:15
  Speaker 9: then I get to the door. I've got our van
• 59:17
  Speaker 9: that's got everything ready to set up for their blackjack
• 59:19
  Speaker 9: and poker nights. And they're like, excuse me, who are you?
• 59:22
  Speaker 9: You can't come in dressed like that. This is like
• 59:23
  Speaker 9: a luxurious event. I'm like, okay, well, I'm going to
• 59:26
  Speaker 9: be the one setting it up. So if I don't
• 59:28
  Speaker 9: set up, is it going to be behind schedule? It's
• 59:30
  Speaker 9: going to be a whole thing. I had to call
• 59:31
  Speaker 9: my boss who brought me a dress from her own wardrobe.
• 59:35
  Speaker 9: And then I was like, suck it, because I was
• 59:37
  Speaker 9: able to then get in.
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: But to set up, I don't understand why you had
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: to be in like a ball gown.
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: What were you in, like a suit, like a, you know,
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: skirt and top or something?
• 59:46
  Speaker 9: No, we were literally in activewear bottoms, joggers, and like Apollo.
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: You're setting up, right?
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: And it's before the guests are there.
• 59:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 59:54
  Speaker 13: Oh, God.
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: A bunch of posh losers. Our last call, Renata. What
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: do you want to talk about?
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 15: Good morning.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 9: I want to talk to you, Mikey, about your secret holiday.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: Ah, yes. I've booked and planned something for the end
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: of the year and I haven't told my girlfriend. With
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: your girlfriend.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: You've told her you're going away.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: But not where.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: And I'm not going to say where we're going.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: But I think you should because she, as a woman,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: needs to prepare for whatever the climate is and also
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: pack for the activities and things like that.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: What do you think, Renata?
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 15: I think you've got to keep it a secret and
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 15: I know how. So you just look up the weather forecast.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 15: Take a screenshot, crop out.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: The location, and she can plan exactly what to wear
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: without knowing where she's going.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: I love that. Although you reckon with Shad GPT, she
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: could put that in and say, what is.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: This forecast for?
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: Shad GPT has ruined everything.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: I can at least just say it's going to be
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: warm every day.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: Have you told her exactly what time the flight is?
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: Oh, she can work it out anyway.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, what flights leave at 9.50?
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 4: And there'd only be like one flight.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: So you reckon she already knows and she's just playing
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: dumb with me?
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 14: Cool.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: I think any girl ever would be working it out
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: and they'd just let you have it and pretend that
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: they didn't.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 12: Okay.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: Well, we can all just keep this bruise going.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: Let's just tell her now.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: No, let's not tell her now.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 12: Okay.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 8: I won't ruin it.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: Just in case she hasn't looked it up. Hey, tomorrow,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: Celebrity Psychic Georgina Walker. You could win a brand new car.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: The Pop Quiz is back with thousands to be won.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: And Gordie's coming in. You could go and see Harry
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: Styles live. Nat, you're here again tomorrow?
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 5: I am.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: I'll see you in the morning.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: Okay, bye-bye.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 8: Bye.