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The new Bills uniform 2 and pooping in a mosh pit · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: Paul Paul 13 and I are gonna have to have a little bit of a fist fight out in the parking lot here.
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  SPEAKER_01: You want to talk about it some blue collar settling of differences?
• 0:08
  SPEAKER_01: That's how you do it.
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  SPEAKER_01: The Bills' uniforms are dark now because the whiteout uniforms didn't work for them.
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  SPEAKER_01: Go packs.
• 0:13
  SPEAKER_01: Well, if you didn't work for the third.
• 0:14
  SPEAKER_01: How'd that work out?
• 0:15
  SPEAKER_01: Excuse me, let me just deal with Paul.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_01: How did it work out for you in the Super Bowl there, Paul 13?
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  SPEAKER_01: You lost, you loser, because you don't have Tom Brady anymore.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_01: And your team had the easiest schedule last year, which is how you made it to where you made it, and then you fell flat on your face, you stupid Patriots fan.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_00: If you didn't put that last part, we would have been fine.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_00: What, the stupid Patriots part?
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_00: The the no the he said go pats.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'd have been fine with you, man.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_01: Fine, fine, right there.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_01: Fine.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_01: Slim up on the Patriots.
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  SPEAKER_00: He knew he was starting something with that.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, I do have that posted on currently it's on our Facebook page.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_01: That's Natalie.
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  SPEAKER_01: For God's sake, she's her husband's the biggest Bills fan.
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  SPEAKER_01: Natalie, what did your husband say about these uniforms?
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  SPEAKER_01: I trust his opinion.
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  SPEAKER_00: These are hideous.
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  SPEAKER_00: I I don't I I wouldn't say they're the best looking, but I understand the meaning behind it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Put the news bill put the news put the new Bills uniform next to a Detroit Lions uniform.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let me look at it.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I mean, minus the blue collar thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: I get that.
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  SPEAKER_01: I think that's great.
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  SPEAKER_01: But then put that there and you're gonna be like, that is real similar.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's immediately where my mind went.
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  SPEAKER_00: I didn't recognize that.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, no, no.
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  SPEAKER_00: The the the uh Detroit Lions uniform now is blue on top, like all blue.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's right.
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  SPEAKER_01: They switched.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so it doesn't even have the gray.
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  SPEAKER_00: They don't look like that at all.
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  SPEAKER_00: I see where that used to be, yes, but now it's just blue and then white pants.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I can we talk about the guy who pooped in a mosh pit on Saturday.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm going to a festival.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think this is gonna happen.
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  SPEAKER_01: If anybody can do it, you can't.
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  SPEAKER_00: Let me read to you what shook down.
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  SPEAKER_00: Literally.
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  SPEAKER_00: So the this mosh pit was going on, and they as people are, you know, stomping around, they're like, what the?
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  SPEAKER_00: Then they realized, wait a second, that's dookie.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh so people started dry heaving because like it's getting kicked up kicked up.
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  SPEAKER_00: That smells getting kicked up.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then authorities say someone tracked down the suspect after a middle-aged man saw the guy shaking the log, is what it says.
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  SPEAKER_00: Shaking the log out of his pant.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's disgusting.
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  SPEAKER_00: No charges were filed.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_00: Do you think he had no charges were filed?
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_00: Because he he could have even said psychospora.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_00: It's like, it's like if you get pulled over.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there's, you know, there, there, that's gonna be real hard to prove that it was a deliberate act.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_00: If you get pulled over by said cops and you go, oh my gosh, I have to go to the bathroom.
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  SPEAKER_00: I feel like nine times out of ten, you're gonna get out of it.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_01: I've never used that excuse.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, if they don't let you out of it, just simply crap your car crap in your car and they'll know, oops, should let this one go.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let me just ask you a question.
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  SPEAKER_01: Where they uh, you know, they non-deliberate fact.
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  SPEAKER_01: You of the two of us seem to far more frequently have the don't trust a fart scenario happen in your life.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh would you not agree that this might have just hit him like a ton of bricks?
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  SPEAKER_01: No joke.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah, especially if you're in a mosh pit, you're moving around because once you start moving around, that's when things start moving.
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  SPEAKER_01: Why do you take your dog for a walk to loosen that thing out of there?
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  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_01: Same theory.
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  SPEAKER_00: He must have trusted a fart, but the fact is that they said it was a log.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like a log is intentional.
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm not gonna sit here and continue to overly analyze the dude.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_01: You don't have to, but I just sometimes there are firmer particles in the passing, if you will, than just a liquid.
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  SPEAKER_00: But not when it's a don't trust a fart situation.
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_00: No, no.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_00: So is he wearing underwear?
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_00: Like if you're wearing underwear, that stops everything.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_01: That's I don't know about that.
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_01: Boxers?
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_01: Uh tiny whitey's, yeah, but then it's gonna shoot up your back.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_00: Wow.
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_00: Thanks for taking me down this road.