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23: Monks Test Positive For Meth | #ISawThisOnTheInternet · The Bald Brothers Podcast

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  Speaker 1: All right, Welcome to Ourselves on the Internet, the show
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  Speaker 1: Today's the Steam panelist Mel Mitchell, The Baddest Mitch, Big,
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  Speaker 1: Irish Jay, and Tony Baker. Today's story that we're kicking
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  Speaker 1: off every month. In a Thai temple defrocked after testing
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  Speaker 1: positive for meth, a Buddhist simple in central Thailand has
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  Speaker 1: been left without monks after all its holy holy men
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  Speaker 1: fell drug tests and were defrocked.
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  Speaker 2: I guess they took their monks stuff off.
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  Speaker 1: A local official set Tuesday four months including an abbot
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  Speaker 1: at Buddhist temple in Petchya, Petcha Bun Province, Bun Samfan District.
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  Speaker 1: You said that Pang District positive for methamphetamines. On Monday,
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  Speaker 1: district official Boon alert Ty told AFP the monks were
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  Speaker 1: sent to a health clinic to undergo drug rehabilitation. The
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  Speaker 1: temple is now empty of monks and nearby villagers are concerned.
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  Speaker 1: They cannot do any merit making, he said, which involves
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  Speaker 1: worst words, donating food to monks as a good deed.
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  Speaker 2: Boon Boonelert said, more monks we sent to the temple.
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  Speaker 1: Boone Alert said, more months we sent to the temple
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  Speaker 1: to allow villagers to practice religious obligations.
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  Speaker 3: So were they just doing math? Oh? Did they put
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  Speaker 3: meth in the air?
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  Speaker 2: And why they were doing that? The monks in these
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  Speaker 2: and with me, they me.
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  Speaker 4: No mus meth dealers.
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  Speaker 2: They were taking meth pills.
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  Speaker 1: They're selling the meth meth pills called yaba self or
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  Speaker 1: less than twenty bot, which is around fifty cents US.
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  Speaker 2: That's cheap. That's cheap.
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  Speaker 4: They just sell meth there.
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  Speaker 1: They sell meth in Thailand, right, they be making them
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  Speaker 1: drugs in Asia.
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  Speaker 2: Frank Lucas movie, what's the plan?
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 2: What's the plant?
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  Speaker 3: They be getting their hairn poppy? I mean the poppy sea. Yeah, planing,
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  Speaker 3: that's what it is.
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  Speaker 2: There, you go, poppy plan got that opium in Asia?
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  Speaker 5: How did they discover that? When they had the plans?
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  Speaker 2: Somebody went to do their obligations and the monks was hot.
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  Speaker 2: Imagine a high.
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  Speaker 6: Monk, right, it's funny when they get fired. They snatched
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  Speaker 6: your hoodio, they snatched it all half a hoodie yount.
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  Speaker 3: Get han, but like a bunch.
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  Speaker 1: Of hot monks all in the temple and the abbot,
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  Speaker 1: all five of them.
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  Speaker 4: Because I got that temple was clean, though.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know how. I don't know how people are and.
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  Speaker 2: The hog on I don't either. I just assume a
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  Speaker 2: chill high was breaking bad was myth? Weren't it wasn't? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: who was doing selling it?
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  Speaker 5: What's strange? I never saw strains?
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  Speaker 1: But when I think, I think, I remember when Jesse
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  Speaker 1: was with them people they were just kind of like
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  Speaker 1: passing out a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they were like smoking in there, just like I thought.
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  Speaker 2: It was like, I don't think it's the upper Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I don't explained. I mean, I know what a monkey is,
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  Speaker 3: but what monks be doing? Like, I'm fine.
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  Speaker 5: Meditate, be quiet.
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  Speaker 7: Look a high monk, I probably would be up to meditation, like.
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  Speaker 5: Because it's boring. That's probably why they was boring in
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  Speaker 5: these monks streets.
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  Speaker 3: They probably was bored and hungry. Don't they be fasting
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  Speaker 3: to be doing that too? Hungry? And boys, we're gonna
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  Speaker 3: do drugs.
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  Speaker 5: What if one monk live, man, take the pill, take
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  Speaker 5: the edge off.
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  Speaker 3: It's just you know, I wonder who was the first
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  Speaker 3: month to be like, okay, y'all, I got an idea,
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  Speaker 3: how about we take these pills.
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  Speaker 7: They probably like noah, it was like hit me out.
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  Speaker 6: It had to be some monk that didn't know what
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  Speaker 6: was going on. Yeah, they were just putting it.
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  Speaker 5: In teas and stuff like that, and so they was like.
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  Speaker 2: Think of a monk having address regular to go buy
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  Speaker 2: the drugs. You can't and monks stuff like let me
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  Speaker 2: get a ya.
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  Speaker 4: But they're like method And somebody said, metha and faamines
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  Speaker 4: keeps you awake for days. Oh snap, reach a higher
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  Speaker 4: level of consciousness, so you can't.
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  Speaker 3: But you still But you know, religious leaders do weird
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  Speaker 3: ship like that. They always have a religious reason. I
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  Speaker 3: wanted to be closer to that's what they say.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes people just want to do drugs.
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  Speaker 7: They probably hallucinating.
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  Speaker 1: It's one of my favorite Chris Rock jokes. He was
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  Speaker 1: saying that like, even if you ban all the drugs,
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  Speaker 1: he was like a nigga put some alcohol on the
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  Speaker 1: line of being in the baby.
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  Speaker 2: Bottle, figure out how to get out.
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  Speaker 1: All monks go on arms around in the morning and
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  Speaker 1: the other activity today are morning chores, breakfast and the
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  Speaker 1: main meal at seven pm, they gathered for meditation and
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  Speaker 1: they take precepts by the laity and the domataque. It's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of free time to do some myth, a
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  Speaker 1: lot of free time to do drugs. That's probably the
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  Speaker 1: best days of their life. And what do monks do
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  Speaker 1: now that you can't monk? You got big gay at
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  Speaker 1: the resume, get a job. You can't just work regular
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  Speaker 1: if you've been monkey for twelve years and plus they're like,
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  Speaker 1: why'd you get fired from being a monk?
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  Speaker 2: They're like, first of all, they lied on me. I
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  Speaker 2: was on your Yeah, I said we were doing man,
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't know. Yeah, but bro, I just meditated at
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  Speaker 2: a higher level.
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  Speaker 5: We're going to get around about that temple used to
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  Speaker 5: be a monk.
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  Speaker 2: Which temple it was?
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  Speaker 6: The don't know nothing about this temple. It was out
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  Speaker 6: of state state.
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  Speaker 7: They got because they had got to go back.
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  Speaker 5: It was always state man from out of state as well.
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  Speaker 2: I mean it was.
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  Speaker 5: It's not trying to find a different temple. We was
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  Speaker 5: monks in the US.
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  Speaker 2: Remember when Martin became a monkey, had the half break.
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  Speaker 3: That was crazy.
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  Speaker 6: That's wild man, all of them know all. That's why
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  Speaker 6: I suspected me that all of them.
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  Speaker 5: All of them.
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  Speaker 1: No, you can't if you if the first monthunk is
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  Speaker 1: high and if we are monks and then one day
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm meditating and I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Just like man.
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  Speaker 4: But the other way right, because they say keeps you up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh well, then I mean you could be up like
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  Speaker 1: this though you have to be up in active, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, He's still up, and.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, bro, I'm on that. Yeah, yeah, but don't
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  Speaker 2: tell JA.
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  Speaker 4: I was just when you mentioned Martin, I was gonna say,
• 6:25
  Speaker 4: that's when you got me in trouble, that Martin all
• 6:27
  Speaker 4: deaf digital. Somebody just said, Jay don't like Martin.
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  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: We did black people watching Martin for the first time,
• 6:34
  Speaker 1: white people, white people watched Martin for the first time,
• 6:36
  Speaker 1: and we couldn't find enough white So I was like, Jay,
• 6:38
  Speaker 1: I act.
• 6:38
  Speaker 2: Like you don't like Martin. He was like, I've seen.
• 6:41
  Speaker 4: Probably every episode he goes just you know, make some jokes.
• 6:44
  Speaker 4: And I was like, okay, and me and Ian and both, yeah,
• 6:50
  Speaker 4: everybody's like this white.
• 6:51
  Speaker 2: Devil doesn't watch Martin. How dare he speaks?
• 6:57
  Speaker 1: Because we had the black people watch Friends and Jay
• 7:00
  Speaker 1: I had never seen Friends. You've seen every episode of
• 7:02
  Speaker 1: Martin two or three times. He was like, you really
• 7:04
  Speaker 1: should have me watch Friends. We're like, we're a racist
• 7:06
  Speaker 1: company right now. It doesn't work to have white people
• 7:08
  Speaker 1: watch Free. That's when all Death was all black people
• 7:11
  Speaker 1: do this gray penises for the first time that Sunday,
• 7:15
  Speaker 1: I look back, nigga, we did can you guess the penis?
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  Speaker 2: Blind folk?
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  Speaker 1: Do black people have the biggest penises? You were seven
• 7:28
  Speaker 1: bus grass be loose meat.
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  Speaker 5: Oh wow.
• 7:31
  Speaker 1: Bee Lou was in there, and Kantia was good at smells.
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  Speaker 1: She could tell who had the biggest penis. She can
• 7:35
  Speaker 1: tell the biggest penis. I don't think it was a
• 7:38
  Speaker 1: black dude. I think it was a white dude. Yeah,
• 7:41
  Speaker 1: it was crazy. We had can you tell the titties
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  Speaker 1: of a woman? As them videos? Did stupid number?
• 7:51
  Speaker 2: Of course you kissing tell? I mean it was just
• 7:54
  Speaker 2: Phil Florn film those comments, so let me up. They
• 7:58
  Speaker 2: were episode Martin is precious in the black.
• 8:03
  Speaker 4: And then some people like they showed the dumbest mar
• 8:05
  Speaker 4: It was like the Halloween episode and they're like, why
• 8:08
  Speaker 4: did they do this episode?
• 8:09
  Speaker 3: Of all the episodes, You'll want to know something that's
• 8:13
  Speaker 3: going to age me again.
• 8:14
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, you never see Martin.
• 8:16
  Speaker 3: That I've seen Martin. My mom was watching Martin when
• 8:18
  Speaker 3: she went into labor with me.
• 8:20
  Speaker 2: That's how young I am. What was.
• 8:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 8:25
  Speaker 3: Someone, Yep, that's how young I am. My mom was
• 8:29
  Speaker 3: watching Martin.
• 8:30
  Speaker 6: Remember that episode that lady gave birth in his living
• 8:33
  Speaker 6: room with baby?
• 8:35
  Speaker 2: That was that was her, that was you. She was
• 8:39
  Speaker 2: the baby off the scene. So you knew Markin on
• 8:47
  Speaker 2: You only know Martin's reruns. I mean I nah, you
• 8:50
  Speaker 2: only know Martin's rerun. You never ran make sure you
• 8:53
  Speaker 2: was there on fire.
• 8:54
  Speaker 3: I never seen a new episode of Martin in like
• 8:56
  Speaker 3: a time. I can remember, not really, No, I remember
• 8:59
  Speaker 3: Martin Fresh Prince.
• 9:01
  Speaker 7: I was really young though.
• 9:03
  Speaker 2: I remember Fresh Prince. I remember the war.
• 9:08
  Speaker 3: I mean I remember Fresh Prince in real time. It was.
• 9:11
  Speaker 3: It's very vage because Will Smith was my first crush.
• 9:15
  Speaker 3: But I was like two or three years old and
• 9:16
  Speaker 3: my parents entertained.
• 9:18
  Speaker 5: The crush early.
• 9:19
  Speaker 7: I've been like Nickers time to.
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  Speaker 2: Watch the previous I know my A B c's that's
• 9:29
  Speaker 2: a man early.
• 9:30
  Speaker 3: And I had been chained to light skinned men that
• 9:33
  Speaker 3: are a little dumb since then.
• 9:35
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, who is your guys.
• 9:36
  Speaker 4: First crush oh uh my side tracking by the way,
• 9:41
  Speaker 4: this whole podcast.
• 9:42
  Speaker 5: Wonder Woman in the Car. In the car, That's when
• 9:47
  Speaker 5: I saw that show, Wonder Woman. She was spinning around.
• 9:50
  Speaker 5: I'd be like, my eyes.
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  Speaker 8: Now when you watch it, I want to like, yeah,
• 9:58
  Speaker 8: if you the woman and then she was a constant things,
• 10:07
  Speaker 8: you know what's crazy still when you know if you
• 10:08
  Speaker 8: look back, yeah, I'm like, as I remembered her, I
• 10:13
  Speaker 8: was like, man, one woman was thick.
• 10:15
  Speaker 2: But now when I look at him, like has changed change?
• 10:20
  Speaker 7: Because j Lo was thick, thick.
• 10:22
  Speaker 5: I'm thick.
• 10:23
  Speaker 2: She always she always different thicks.
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: There's the blizzard milkshake when you can turn over, there's
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: like a regular milk chacks like this also thick.
• 10:32
  Speaker 2: It ain't a blizzard blizzing had but she she saw
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: them sweating, she did.
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: She saw them sweating. My first crushy j was Sidney Crawford.
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: Sidy Crawford was in then Pepsi commercials.
• 10:44
  Speaker 3: And I was like, why woman up in here and
• 10:46
  Speaker 3: he gonna say the black woman. I already know he's
• 10:48
  Speaker 3: gonna say. Somebody like what's the name of good Time?
• 10:49
  Speaker 6: And some ship it is?
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: It was Slma.
• 10:56
  Speaker 6: Holy This Day. Then from Good Times the best looking TV.
• 11:05
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah about Florida Evans. I was like.
• 11:13
  Speaker 1: Being funny that Florida Evans was her name.
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: I forgot what.
• 11:19
  Speaker 6: Evans from Good Times is the finest TV regular that.
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: Wash you know what you tell you? Okay, so first
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: let me answer your question.
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: Sidney Crafford was my first crush until I saw Holly
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: Berry on TV. But I come on TV like that.
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: When I was a kid, I was watching mostly cartoons.
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: Sidney Carford was everywhere. In the early nineties. I saw
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: Holly Berry and I was like, all right, I will
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: never I don't even identify with that no more to me.
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: I think the.
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: It was regular TV regular, just TV TV probably. I
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: remember when Martin they would make fun of Pam and
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: I was like, hem is gorgeous.
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: You're putting above Gina no Bove. Yeah, But for me
• 12:07
  Speaker 2: it was it was Ashley. I had The Fresh Prince,
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: Ashley and Hillary.
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: I was like Hillary Karen Parsons in Fresh Prince and
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: then and then uh major pain.
• 12:21
  Speaker 6: I got a crush on her in class Act Karen Parsons. Yeah,
• 12:25
  Speaker 6: because when I watched The Fresh Prince, I was like
• 12:26
  Speaker 6: Ashley because it was like she was in my age ring. Yeah, yeah,
• 12:31
  Speaker 6: connected to when I saw a class act.
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: I was like, Hillary, I'll give you another one. Erica Alexandra.
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: They were all beautiful.
• 12:41
  Speaker 5: Everybody looks the same.
• 12:43
  Speaker 4: They're playing a lot of cop rolls, like she plays
• 12:46
  Speaker 4: a cop in a lot of movies.
• 12:46
  Speaker 6: He plays a mom on the Wu Tang series too.
• 12:48
  Speaker 6: She's good in the US too.
• 12:51
  Speaker 4: That was my next probably big crush a while.
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: Though this is a big justin Bieber B two k behavior.
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  Speaker 3: First off, it's be five.
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  Speaker 2: Be five. That was the boys I had been and.
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  Speaker 3: It's not even I had to unpack myself. It's its
• 13:07
  Speaker 3: colors and baby girls. Do you hate yourself?
• 13:11
  Speaker 7: Niggas?
• 13:11
  Speaker 3: And they were just one of them. B five is
• 13:14
  Speaker 3: the Danny Grew, It was R B Grew. I was
• 13:16
  Speaker 3: obsessed with them. But I was gonna say Alan Payne,
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: a lot of.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all was feeling that it was set.
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  Speaker 3: He was because I used to watch a lot of
• 13:27
  Speaker 3: Nick and Knight and when the Coffee showed them seasons
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  Speaker 3: with Eric, Alexander and Charmagne and Lance, and I'm like that,
• 13:35
  Speaker 3: man like that not much, but Lance is fine as fun.
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: And then I saw Mel Jackson.
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: Oh they love mel Jackson.
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  Speaker 9: Jackson, Bumper Robinson, Oh, Buba Robinson was killing.
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: He was, yeah, yeah, Mail Jackson.
• 13:57
  Speaker 3: Because your wife, I told Kohla who because she got
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: that coke bottle shape beat his ass right there in
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: that job.
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: I was asking for he was. He was asking, is.
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: It Michael Beach who's mashed the cousin? Faith his face
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  Speaker 1: when he got caught.
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: Oh man, he was like he was.
• 14:19
  Speaker 5: Faith was fine.
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: Faith husband destroyer.
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: Now I have seen so, especially during the quarantine that
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: had nothing else to do. But I was just analyzing
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: black movies.
• 14:29
  Speaker 7: Faith meant well. Faith was just a whole.
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: She couldn't help it. But the way Terry couldn't support,
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: I can understand if your husband is SoundCloud rapper, I
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: support not supporting it. But he had bangers. This nigga
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: had Josy and you could have came to that club.
• 14:47
  Speaker 6: Don't feel supported list Faith was there that concert you.
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  Speaker 5: Come around with the support.
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  Speaker 3: I saw it happen. I saw the sparking. I was like,
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: they they've tried to fight it.
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: Terry was bringing it. That's a good one.
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  Speaker 9: Her point of the music was solid is a good point.
• 15:08
  Speaker 9: Mary had a lot of pressure on her though took
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  Speaker 9: all the.
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  Speaker 3: Pressure sister and then her little cousin. I understand Terry's wrath.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: There is a changing narrative that big Mama is the village,
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  Speaker 1: her kill her family.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: They're not taking my leg and.
• 15:27
  Speaker 5: It's stubborn. Man.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: TV ain't got no guts in it watching a black
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  Speaker 1: scream man.
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: And y'all Terry got dementia. You let your other daughter
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: steal your first daughter.
• 15:40
  Speaker 7: Man wasn't long as that.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yea, let me tell you when I my first crushes.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: But the day I was like this, I feel something.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: Y'all remember the movie Jason's lyrics. Boy was in that
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: movie a Payne. He put that neck damn that butt.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: I was like, there have.
• 16:03
  Speaker 5: Some love scenes.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: That exact scene and the love scene in that movie.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: I shouldn't have been watching it because the saxon.
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, get on the cash regions.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we were doing. But the little necklace on the butt.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: I said, I loved Black.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: I want to get to watch it on my own time.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: That may have been in a bathtub. We didn't gonna
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: take me back.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: She's gonna kill herself. Trying to put the VCR in
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: the bathtub.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: I was reading the article. The original cat was in
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: C seventeen and I don't know who directed that. Yes,
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: I need to see the uncut version. I want to
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: see the scenes that didn't make it.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: I hated Jada's hair in the movie.
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: And I'm not even a big.
• 16:41
  Speaker 6: I hate on women's hair, but it was just like
• 16:44
  Speaker 6: because because Jada and low down dirty shame, that was
• 16:47
  Speaker 6: prime Jada Peaches.
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  Speaker 5: That was one man.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, yo, mullet a little bit on it.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: It was just like a weird, like little curl mullet thing.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: I was like, ah.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: And then the other least of cold Carson in Trench
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: in their sex scene when it was on the alley.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of sex in that movie.
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: It was hot, it was sweaty, it was it was summertime, cold.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: Food, big beef, fi beef, five, beehive hair, long nails.
• 17:19
  Speaker 7: Kettle gold.
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: Carson was She was not saying that like she passed away.
• 17:26
  Speaker 7: But you know she had range because that.
• 17:28
  Speaker 6: And then she was in love Jones and I love
• 17:30
  Speaker 6: she was in East by You, ruining the relationship East
• 17:33
  Speaker 6: by You.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: She was good.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: That was a good ninety two.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: I love these value value was good too.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: I watched that during quarantine because the eyes. I was like, damn,
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: it's good. So do y'all think speaking of have y'all
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: watched The Value recently? So what did y'all think happen?
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: Do y'all think Sam Jackson raped making good? Or do
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: you think she was hallucinating and made something up?
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: I didn't watch it recently. I actually don't think I've
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: even seen his body all the way through.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: She made them up.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: She admitted to it, But so I think because the spirit,
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: it was what happened when she ya?
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: Have you seen it.
• 18:11
  Speaker 5: On the Fresh the last last month.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: You mentioned last night I was watching it was fresh
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: on my mind. Joy smaller than that.
• 18:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah, after her as she was, she was in it too.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, man.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: I think I think Sam was doing some weird ship.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: But I think she had a weird What's the Minerva complex?
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: The opposite of the Oedipus complex when the girls?
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: Oh, I never never heard of this, I never heard
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: of it exists by it.
• 18:41
  Speaker 7: Is the Minerva complex.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: Things. That's why coming from a baby boy, you got
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: an editor's complex. You want your.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Monigga bing Raiams was wildly disrespectful baby he.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: Was gonna pay for electric complex. That's what baby electra
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: not a nerve. I don't where I got nerve.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: From cooking breakfast in socks by necessary. It was that
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: look about he did.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: He did one of my favorite Baby Boy has been
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: played so much that it has lost the drama feel
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: of it. It's now a comedy. But ty resee when
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: he relaxed after he talked to Melvin.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he laid that. Melvine said he came in
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: there fast.
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: His alarm was big as Helle's head was so small and.
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: Choked out.
• 19:54
  Speaker 7: Baby Boy is a good ass movie and it's so
• 19:57
  Speaker 7: many clotes that a plot of life.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: Oh A. J. Johnson did a great job. She was
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: like mama got to have a life too, And then
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: like she being a scorn woman in my new scorn
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: Woman era when she was like you ain't dumb baby
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: just in love with a man?
• 20:09
  Speaker 7: I said, you know what.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Was my favorite movie me too?
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: Because she wasn't She was never over the top, but
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: she was emotional. Remember when she was telling him like
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: she was telling him like you you need to go
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: do your own ship and just watch your back, and
• 20:23
  Speaker 6: she got emotional real quick.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: I was like, see this is this. She just wanted
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: to be in her guard, exactly like Bro raising you forever.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: My mama gotta have. We still say, mama gotta have
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: the other day. One thing I love about being black.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: We get a quote from a movie and just added
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: to our right, don't we? We like going?
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: I heard go with God Chrispy on Sister Act two
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: and I've used that ever since.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: But anyway, next story.
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: I've never seen Sister Act two all the way through.
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: That's real, it.
• 21:05
  Speaker 9: Being for real, Like Tony Anthony, It's okay, I see
• 21:14
  Speaker 9: Sister ask one, but you go, how did you?
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: If you want to see somebody.
• 21:21
  Speaker 7: You want to go somewhere, you.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: Better wake up and pay attention. You is the movie person,
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: That's what you could joining to come.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: And the Mighty Mighty.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: Is your guys friendship taking a little bit of a
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: I am flappergasted.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: This is way worse than me not knowing about Anita Baker. Wow,
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: how much have you seen? Where did you stop? Lord Lord?
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: I saw Lord Hell singing and stuff you know Lauren
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Helling know about and color Green.
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: I was in there.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: So many It's better than the first.
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: It made, it made, it made weigh less. Get the
• 22:07
  Speaker 6: first one out of it may it made Wigy less
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: at the box office in the first one.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: Did you not watch it? Because why didn't you? Why
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: haven't you went back and watched.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: If you don't get on Disney Plus as soon as
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: you get home and watch that film was.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Born in two six and she watched lest one hundreds.
• 22:24
  Speaker 7: I want that VHS out.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Not even watch Tony, Tony, I don't want tomatoes. When
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Jesus you are making a choice now you are? Why
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: are you sticking to these guns?
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: Life be happening, man, you pretty fast.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: Patreon, you need to have a watch party and watch
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: it nowhere. You made the move. I feel like this,
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: I feel like this would What was you doing it?
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: You made a move?
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: So did you?
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Did you see it in the VH so you didn't
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: go to theaters? Obviously somebody rented it and you.
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: Just left what I never rented it.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: You've never even seen a second of it? Huh? I
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: see I see on YouTube or on TV. No, like,
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: uh here we go at the help and you never
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: thought for my black cultures.
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: I was just like, once I saw it in theaters
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: and it didn't do as well I judged it.
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: I was like because because comedy sequels, man is tough,
• 23:36
  Speaker 6: that's the best. The majority of them don't work. So
• 23:39
  Speaker 6: I was like, man, look out. And then when it
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: came to video, I was just like, you know, I
• 23:44
  Speaker 6: was just this is ninety three, man, give me as
• 23:48
  Speaker 6: it's been thirty years. I mean, it's infinitely.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: Better than the first.
• 23:52
  Speaker 7: It's literally like it.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Really, I'm not even because it's blacker. No, it is
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: a I like, just write one the.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Cast maybe it connected with it more and I like
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: to distract one will be a Goldberg, a bigger star
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: coming off of one because she when did she do go?
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Because she was the highest paid actress for that one.
• 24:11
  Speaker 6: Well one was like it was official, like yo, whoopy
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: gold birds here is big.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: Here because.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: It was like eighty five, so she had been that girl.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: No no, no, but it was like had a box
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: office back.
• 24:24
  Speaker 7: You know what I'm saying, Like this is like in
• 24:26
  Speaker 7: her prime.
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: So she won.
• 24:28
  Speaker 6: She won the Academy Award for Ghosts that came out
• 24:30
  Speaker 6: in nineteen ninety. Sister Aag was ninety It was ninety one,
• 24:36
  Speaker 6: From two was ninety two, Sin Sag two was ninety three,
• 24:40
  Speaker 6: Sister Tract two was ninety to track. This tract was
• 24:43
  Speaker 6: ninety two.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Ninety two, so the sequel came out too fast.
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: It was another thing that.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Was that is pretty fast, fast fast. They had to
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: go right back.
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: Sisterag was a smash.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: It was just like yo, this movie.
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: Made over one hundred mil.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And so it was just Liker weoop be Goldberg
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: salary going up.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: What's she get for that? It was a lot of
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: since that too, she got. She probably got a lot
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: for Sistac too. She got a lot for one too, right, maybe.
• 25:16
  Speaker 7: Two, and then the other one came.
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: Let me see if I can find that's the movies,
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: even movies.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: When they come to movie stuff. He also just spends
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: a lot of time doing it. But it's weird.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: That's why I'm really surprised. You haven't seen it, and
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: you've done seen aliens how many times? Oh, you could
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: take one of the annually, you could take one of
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: the action. Action is my favorite genre. Now musicals.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: In nineteen ninety two.
• 25:48
  Speaker 6: That's a bad that's good money. Yeah, the net worth
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: is seventy million dollars. But she was getting paid dang tony.
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: This is surprising.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: If you if they had you kidnapped and they were like,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: one of your friends have to see Sister Act too.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: If you get it wrong, you never we would die.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: I was just trying to shut the heat on.
• 26:11
  Speaker 7: Blame the white man.
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: To the theaters to support Did you really yeah, yeah.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: It was against our religion. That wasn't putting the money
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: my path. I never got this.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Even as a child, we couldn't go to the movies,
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: but we could watch movies. He's like, no, you can't
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: go to the theater. But I found out later his
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: son had sex in movie theater. So we all got
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: punished when I found.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: Theater the devil to.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Church man, crooked man.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: On the on the congregation, my family, the whole sanctuary,
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: I mean the whole congregation. It was like, you can't
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: go to the movies. Also, bowling alleys were the devil.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Bowling alleys and movies were the two big levels in
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: our church. But we could watch movies at home, so
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: we just waited for and also we didn't have no
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: money anyway, so it wasn't like, you know, we was
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: waiting for it to come on.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: That's what I was in.
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: I was in basic at Maranatha. Shout out Marianeth church
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: brothers and sisters in Christ Black Church, but we used
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: to I'm a basic bitch, but uh yeah, we used
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: to like go to bowling alleys and uh yeah, you
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: couldn't go to bowling alleys.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: What was the about that?
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Too much dark equal sex? I guess that was his lot.
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: I never got Bowling Alley makes more sense than the
• 27:37
  Speaker 6: movie because the bowling alleys can get sketchy people smoking.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: And at that time, see back when we were growing up,
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: you could actually smoke indoors.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: So in the uh.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: Gritty man, oh man, we used to go, well, we
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: had vacation Bible.
• 27:54
  Speaker 7: School, and that shi was lit.
• 27:55
  Speaker 6: I went to Vacation Bible School and we had trips.
• 27:59
  Speaker 6: We watched the movie called.
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: The Lady in White and Vacation Bible School.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know that one. It was.
• 28:05
  Speaker 6: It was a ghost story movie, and I'm like, yo,
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: why are we watching this here? The kid was murdered,
• 28:09
  Speaker 6: her ghost kept coming, the ghost kept reliving her murder,
• 28:14
  Speaker 6: so she would a ghost would go to the schoolhouse
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: and get murdered out every night.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: She would relive it every night. And yes, they thought
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: it was a communion movie.
• 28:26
  Speaker 7: Church, so that's probably what it was.
• 28:31
  Speaker 6: And that kid got locked in the in the uh
• 28:33
  Speaker 6: closet at the school because these bullies locked him in there.
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: So he was in there all night.
• 28:37
  Speaker 6: So he was in there on the shelf, scared by itself,
• 28:40
  Speaker 6: and then the ghosts came in and he was like,
• 28:43
  Speaker 6: and then the ghost saw him, and then she and
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: then she got her death re enacted.
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: You don't see the killer, you just see her getting strangled.
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: And then he watched it and then the killer comes
• 28:53
  Speaker 6: back in in real life looking for something in that closet,
• 28:56
  Speaker 6: and the little boy is up there.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: And they didn't come at the end and tell you
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: why we were that.
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it was just it was just her.
• 29:02
  Speaker 6: Her soul couldn't rest because her murder wasn't solved. Your
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: mom ended up killing herself because she lost the dog.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: And it was like, yeah, it was.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: They came and was like, y'all, soul got the rest
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: with Jesus. What were they wanting y'all to get out?
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: I don't know why we.
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: Were watching it.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: Sorry, guy, sister, we're gonna watch Lady and White this movie.
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: I think we watched Critters too as well.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: They were letting us pick the movie. You were in
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: a cult. They were like Matthew, Mark.
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: Luke and John Critters to Lady in White.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: You know what movie terrified me as a kid, The
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: People under the Stairs? The schedule, what the roach song?
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: The people was in there?
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: I was like horror movies anyway, Oh yeah, but that
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: was I was like, this is terrifying.
• 29:50
  Speaker 7: Food scare me was signs, that's.
• 29:54
  Speaker 9: Signs, signs, signs aliena.
• 30:01
  Speaker 10: You know the kid had asked, let's say this clothes
• 30:07
  Speaker 10: get me because I asked me learn what was gonna
• 30:11
  Speaker 10: help you?
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: But it was scared because it was like he's gonna
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: seek me out.
• 30:14
  Speaker 7: I still didn't want to be touched by the alien.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Was good, he's like we gave the big Foot. Yeah.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: That Melissa was live one time and I didn't know
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: when I was in my draw and I walked by
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: her temple and she got the picture and I looked
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: like that dog on alien in sides and I was
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: big because you ain't paying attention. You be breathing out.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: You caught me just breathed out, I'm at home. You're
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: gonna at home. You ain't got nothing to ie. So
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: I looked at the picture. I was like, this behinved.
• 30:47
  Speaker 6: They always said that right before they showed the alien
• 30:49
  Speaker 6: they speaking to another language.
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: It's Behinved and this Behinved so crazy?
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: Oh man, and the way the music and then Phoenix was,
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: Oh reaction movie is great? What was the movie? As
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: a kid?
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: The thing with Kurt Russell? That movie ruined my goddamn.
• 31:12
  Speaker 6: I saw because my brothers was just watching all kinds
• 31:14
  Speaker 6: of stuff and I was just little and they would
• 31:16
  Speaker 6: just be watching Nightmare on l Street, Evil Dead too,
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: and I'm just on the outskirts, like and I'm just.
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: Trying to be nosy into the mix, but I would
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: always see too much. I was sticking around too long,
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: but like what y'all watching. I'll be behind the couch.
• 31:32
  Speaker 6: And I peeked over and I was like, all right,
• 31:33
  Speaker 6: this movie not too bad because I love movies, so
• 31:35
  Speaker 6: I wanted in on it.
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: It would be one and then man.
• 31:39
  Speaker 6: When he was about to that dude was on the
• 31:42
  Speaker 6: table and he was gonna give him the electric. He's
• 31:46
  Speaker 6: putting his arms on the electric and his whole torso
• 31:49
  Speaker 6: opened up and it was teeth and he bit the
• 31:52
  Speaker 6: dude's arms off, and then the head came off and
• 31:55
  Speaker 6: the bottom was a spider.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh yeah, I didn't sleep for a week. No,
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: thank you. It's crazy what you remember.
• 32:04
  Speaker 6: Like, so I had to be like seven because the
• 32:12
  Speaker 6: movie it wasn't when it first came out. It was
• 32:14
  Speaker 6: like a reviewing because it came out eighty two. I
• 32:17
  Speaker 6: didn't see it then, but it was like later on.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: I was up all night. I was yeah a line.
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, to this day, that's the scariest movie I've ever seen.
• 32:35
  Speaker 6: It's so good though, yes, because if you put yourself
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: in that scenario, it's terrifying.
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: It's the perfect horror movie in my opinion.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: What about you, Jay?
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: There's three things I remember. One when I was five.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: My dad took me The Jaws when I was five,
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: and my mom was pissed and I didn't.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: I didn't go in swimming pools for like years.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: If I masturbated in the tub, that was Uh.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: That episode.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: They're gonna be like keep wanting her talking about the Bathtom,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: go back to the last episode with me, Mitchell.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: You know, uh that freaked me out. I remember Invasion
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: of the Body Snatchers. My dad took me that. When
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: the dude human head on the dog, it just came
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: up and it was like it's like this fat bulldog,
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: but it's a human head.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: And and then the other one.
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: He just looked at me, and then the other thing
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: that if you explain it, it sounds dumb. But the
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: first Friday the thirteenth, when Freddy's arms stretch.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Across, Yeah, he was coming down the Yeah, if you.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: See it now, it looks dumb. But like at the time,
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: just the idea that you couldn't run around, and I
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, look at.
• 33:56
  Speaker 6: That.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: As a kid, that is weird. Dude, average were good?
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Then let me tell you.
• 34:04
  Speaker 6: Let me tell you how scary I was. My brothers
• 34:06
  Speaker 6: were talking about Nightmare on Elm Street. They were just
• 34:08
  Speaker 6: talking about and I was behind the couch again. It
• 34:12
  Speaker 6: was from the combat couch a lot, but I missed
• 34:14
  Speaker 6: the beginning of their conversation.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: I just rolled into the back of the couch.
• 34:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, this is one dude that he kills you when
• 34:21
  Speaker 6: you sleeping. His name is Freddy Krueger. He kills you
• 34:24
  Speaker 6: in your dream and you die in real life. So
• 34:27
  Speaker 6: imagine being a kid hearing that without in your head.
• 34:31
  Speaker 6: I didn't hear the movie part. I just heard it's
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: this dude, Freddy Krueger killing people. In the sleep, and
• 34:37
  Speaker 6: if he I was like, why you back here?
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: Crimes man?
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: Fred Freddy Kreuer is also a great name for a villain.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: That's a fantastic name for Killingreddi Mike Myers. He could
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: sell insurance. Freddy Corueger gonna kill you. He don't have
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: he don't have no choice but to kill the name
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Freddy Krueger. What you're gonna do? Be a little le
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: coach man dreams got your face melted off? Yeah, and
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: you said signs of the movie signs.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: And then also there were like the urban legends of
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: elementary school that he's a scared of it out of me.
• 35:11
  Speaker 7: Did y'all have bloody Mary?
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: Y'all? Yeah?
• 35:13
  Speaker 7: Bloody marriage?
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: That was like a week.
• 35:15
  Speaker 7: It was like second grade.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: That was all that was going was bloody Mary. That
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: ship was like turn the lights on.
• 35:21
  Speaker 7: She coming to bathroom, kill somebody died for it.
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: And then think about her to this day, honestly, like sometimes.
• 35:28
  Speaker 7: Is gonna pop out one day? And I was just
• 35:31
  Speaker 7: I was freshly skipped in the grade.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: So I just got from first grade to second grade, right,
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: they skipped me a second semester, right, But it was
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: like we're gonna fuck with this young bitch because she's
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: six and we're seven.
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: So they were like, and I had told everybody in school.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: My dad used to take us out of school to
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: go see movies, right, that was our thing. So he
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: was like, gonna pick us up early. I told everybody
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: because I couldn't hold water, Like my dad come picking
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: me up. We're going to see the Mummy and we're
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: going to see that like you in school. So like
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: my daddy come to picking me, were going to see
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: the Mummy return. Yes, rocking it because the rock is
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: that we love the rock. Like he This is when
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: wrestling was at his bid. He lived in Miami and
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: him and my dad went to the same barbary.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: It was the whole day.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: So I was like, we're going, but it was like, oh,
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: you gotta be careful because bloody Mary is in the Mummy.
• 36:13
  Speaker 7: Didn't make sense as.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: An adult, but at six years old, I was like, bitch,
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: she's in the movie. They were like, yeah, shes gonna
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: be in the movie and she gonna come kill you.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: I was like, Mary is in the Mummy.
• 36:24
  Speaker 7: I was terrified. But Dad, I was like, what the
• 36:25
  Speaker 7: fuck is wrong with you?
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: I was just like this bloody did y'all still watch
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: still okay?
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: And he was like, man, she wouldn't even this is
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: bluddy Mary.
• 36:33
  Speaker 7: Y'all told me she was gonna come kill me?
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: And movie because that's a scary urban legend.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: Did it get to every school, because it would be
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: like it would.
• 36:42
  Speaker 6: Be like different variations of it's like, all right, you
• 36:44
  Speaker 6: say bloody Mary all, all it really is is when
• 36:46
  Speaker 6: you throw water droplets on the mirror, they just turned red.
• 36:49
  Speaker 6: That's bloody Mary. And then another one was like she'll
• 36:52
  Speaker 6: show up and slash your face. And another one is like,
• 36:55
  Speaker 6: if you ever call her, she's gonna show up and
• 36:57
  Speaker 6: stay in your mirror.
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: And every time he turned the lights.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: That's the one I her.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm gonna tell you. We used
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: to scare me too. Unsolved Mysteries Robert Stack's voice alone.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: But one particular episode, they was in the pool and
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: they heard children's laughter and the little feet had went
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: under water in the pool.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: I was like, I'm dead, dude, You're gonna die.
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: Hearing little kids laughing but you don't see him is
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: the creepiest.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: Ship jay And they are not even sinister.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: It's just that disconnect, and then in the episode the
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: swing was going, no key, I was like, kids are scary?
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: Why did they make just unsolved mysteries? So scary? Man,
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: they're just unsolved stuff. They don't have nothing. The bank
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: in this episode and we never called him. Why is it.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: If you tell somebody what you ate yesterday under this,
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be scary.
• 38:00
  Speaker 6: So last night I had a good bowl of cinnamon
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: toast crunch. I put all the milk in it instead
• 38:08
  Speaker 6: of whole milk, and I had a good time. It
• 38:12
  Speaker 6: was a good ass time.
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: And I finished that bowl and drank the milk.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: It was a good ass Let me tell you what's
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: scared me? He asking. That's for help. If you.
• 38:28
  Speaker 7: I'm not helping.
• 38:30
  Speaker 6: If you see these kids disembody kids laughing, call us.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: Tonight, you me, Robert Stack, I don't want to see.
• 38:48
  Speaker 6: If you know who killed this woman and where they
• 38:51
  Speaker 6: killer is, call us tonight because you could be next.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: Did anyone ever solve these mysteries?
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: It was so.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: Soft he sold it.
• 39:07
  Speaker 6: Man in the beginning, Man, Robert Stack, Robert Stack Man,
• 39:12
  Speaker 6: he was the voice of Ultra Magnets. All right, here
• 39:15
  Speaker 6: we go fit the close. What's the story about the
• 39:18
  Speaker 6: last time you cried. Random question generator. I'm starting with
• 39:21
  Speaker 6: you now.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: Every three days.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: Be quiet now, tell us in the greenroom that love
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: drought Beyonce love drought, songs that make her make her cry,
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: not familiar with it.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Ten times out of nine, I know you're lying and
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: not that he's trying.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: So I'm trying.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: It's eliminade. You don't like that album trying.
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: It's nothing. I don't like renaissance. I just never went back.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: You never want to see sister. So three days ago
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: you cried.
• 39:55
  Speaker 7: Over I'm my cyclone. I just I don't know what
• 39:59
  Speaker 7: I crowd about me crying.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, her room didn't have a bath.
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: We can't keep calling.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: I forget, can't get it.
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: Uh not to bring my dad's funeral. But it was
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: also like there's a lot of laughter, I mean, like
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: all of his buddies and and uh was everybody's telling stories.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: But I did tear up off TikTok. I don't know
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: what it is every if you ever since you got
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: your dog, I don't know what it is. As soon
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: as I got wrinkled, now I get thing of people
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: putting their dogs.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Down, and I'm like, I saw one of these, and
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: I didn't realize that's what was happening in the video.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: She was just like, you gotta be there till the end,
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: and she was. And then you see the guy behind
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: give the injection. I didn't they was too close in
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: and she had a big old rottwinder. Yeah, she was
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: holding it.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: I think you know been.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: It was like we've been friends forever and I'm just
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: thinking it's one of these, like I of my dog
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: and then the dog tongue go out of.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: His mouth and I said that, I said what hey,
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: and I met the comments. I said, nigga, this is
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: why you don't dog.
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: Ever since I got wrinkles, and I'll see that, I'm like,
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: get this fuck up, dumb.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: You shouldn't be able to post that.
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: You don't tell me up front in the captionat this
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: all right, all right, so let me let me really
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: see it. Go ahead and give it to me.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: Give it to me. And you're like, let's let's frame this,
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: let's get the lighting, okay.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: Go.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, I'm like taking that, and then I'll
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: look at wrinkles. I'll be like, don't ever die and
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I didn't get it.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you. I didn't get it before, dude.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: I was one of those people, y'all love the pad
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: too much.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Y'all.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Boy, when I told you I got that dog, I say, oh,
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: and we're only one year in.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: You get ten, twelve, fifteen years in. He'd be like,
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: I'll be watching TV. Have my little feet cross. He
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: can put his all al right, okay.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: Sweet.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: The other day he was he was trying.
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: He always like scrapes the blanket to try and get
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: under it, and so I'm just like watching TV. And
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: then I hear him just start going ah, he got
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: his do claw hooked in it, and I was like,
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: are you all right, great neighbor, don wrinkles wrinkles me?
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: And that boy had a dog, and I never had
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: a dog before, so I didn't give it a fu
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: by dog. And then I got him. You know the
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: episode of Family Guy when Brian's like, until you have
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: a child, until you have I love that dog. Then
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: when the breakup was fresh, I missed the boy and
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: I missed the dog. And I was at the gym
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: and this girl at the gym, one of the trainas
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: has a dog and he just be in the gym,
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: and the dog came up to me and was.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Like, I was like, you know.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: When I when my brother passed and I came home,
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: it would be right here. I was like, what are
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: you doing your brother? My pops past, same thing. They know, bro,
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know how they know or who told him.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: Tears and some ship.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: They can smell a lot of stuff. I've been seeing
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: on TikTok. The dogs, uh people have diabetes. They'll they'll
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: like bump your nose or bump your shoulder and then
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: you stick the hand out and they'll tap your hand
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: up if your blood sugar is too hot or down
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: and the dog is telling you that you need to
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: you need to check your but sugar.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: So I was watching this another TikTok and this.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Lady said she found out she had a heart brother
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: because the lady had a heart problem and her dog
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: was nudging the lady and she was like, this is
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: gonna sound weird, but my dog is like a service
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: dog part issue. You should probably get your heart checked out.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: And she said that's how I found out I had
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: a heart murmur. Because the dog was like, also, you
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: your cats.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: Just looking too told you remember that's how you cried.
• 43:59
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I cried, yes, yeah, man, you know because
• 44:02
  Speaker 6: my breakup is fresh too, so I got the break up.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 44:06
  Speaker 6: I cried with rain all the time. So it's like,
• 44:09
  Speaker 6: and what you'all talking about. When when I found out
• 44:12
  Speaker 6: Saine passed, the cats was like looking at me.
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: Really yeah, I was balling.
• 44:17
  Speaker 6: And the cast was like it was like extra like midnight,
• 44:20
  Speaker 6: busting in the room like you do, like he don't
• 44:22
  Speaker 6: normally bust in not allowed. He got in there like
• 44:26
  Speaker 6: and then Dapper just kept looking at me like full
• 44:28
  Speaker 6: eye contact.
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: And I was like, you know, y'all be knowing.
• 44:31
  Speaker 6: And in the midst of it, I was just looking
• 44:33
  Speaker 6: at them like looking at it, but like cats be knowing,
• 44:40
  Speaker 6: but I see you.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: It was like it's like a hug.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: If I were a dog, this would be a hug.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: The last of my cried once my brother passed. I've
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: already been emotional, but I ain't like that when Jay cried.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, when j passed, I'd be crying all the time.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: The last time I cried hard, I cry all the
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: time now little thoughts got that dog on black panther.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, boy, I cried the moment it opened.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: But when she sat down to that beach and that
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: baby was there and she was in Chadwick because I
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: was sad about Chadwick too, and then my brother.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: It was a lot my family was Chadwick Jason.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: I mean, people were like, okay, we was in the
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: parking lot of the AMC by my house, hugged up
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: like the end of the marning.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: Like people was like they're trying to get by man, right.
• 45:36
  Speaker 6: I cried harder the second time I watched it. First
• 45:38
  Speaker 6: time I was able to keep it together. The second
• 45:40
  Speaker 6: time I was.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: I'm about to put that on Instagram right now. Thank
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: you for watching. I saw this on the internet.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: If you want to submit a story, you want to
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: tell Tony how to watch Sister Act too, you can
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: do that at internet at kem onstage dot com. Uh,
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: this been mich Big Jay, Tony Baker will see you
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: guys next time.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: By