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- 0:06And now is the time when things are shifting. We're going to be a new world order out there
- 0:14through an international depression
- 0:17who are fake news.
- 0:20I am not suicidal.
- 0:23We'll circle back with you directly I can circle back. I'll circle back with you.
- 0:28Do not come.
- 0:31do not come.
- 0:33I'm gonna come.
- 0:36Testecleese: Hello! Hello! Hello! And welcome to Episode 249 of the Jeffrey and Brian show. I am Jeffrey.
- 0:42Brian McFadden: I'm Ryan.
- 0:44Testecleese: Well, it's you guys drinking some beers talking about what's going on.
- 0:49Testecleese: busy week! A lot of stuff going on, a lot of stuff going on.
- 0:53Brian McFadden: 30 days to the election.
- 0:56Testecleese: Yes, and it's funny because Kamala Harris keeps talking trash about trump trump not wanting another debate, and it's like
- 1:04Testecleese: Pennsylvania's already started voting. What good is a debate at this point since?
- 1:09Testecleese: And and
- 1:10Testecleese: I try to remember who is. I remember Elon Musk that said,
- 1:14Testecleese: after a prize fight. The loser always wants a rematch, and the champion says, No, I'm all set, you know.
- 1:22Brian McFadden: Oh!
- 1:25Testecleese: anyway! I'm sure you've heard of Pete Rhodes right.
- 1:29Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, yeah, you should have been in the Hall of Fame a long time ago.
- 1:32Testecleese: He should have been, but he was kicked he was banned from the Hall of Fame when he was caught gambling. When he's the manager for the Reds.
- 1:40Brian McFadden: He never gambled on his own team.
- 1:43Testecleese: And yeah, he never bet against his own team, either.
- 1:47Testecleese: Well, he died at 83 years old, and anyone saying, Why does he deserve ball of fame. He broke Ty Cobb's all time hitting record. He is, has the most hits of anyone in Major League baseball.
- 2:00Brian McFadden: Yeah, he should definitely end up in the Hall of Fame. Now.
- 2:04Testecleese: Yeah, and that's just too bad that I mean, I hope baseball fixes that. But
- 2:09Testecleese: poor man never got to see any of that stuff happen?
- 2:15Testecleese: also. Well, that's our not a lot of intro. I actually moved most of the intro stuff to leftovers because we had so much follow up to get into this week.
- 2:23Brian McFadden: Okay.
- 2:24Testecleese: Well, Trump went back to Butler, Pennsylvania today.
- 2:28Brian McFadden: Yes.
- 2:30Testecleese: To quote, finish his speech that he got interrupted so rudely during last time.
- 2:36Brian McFadden: Back to the scene of the crime.
- 2:39Testecleese: Yeah,
- 2:41Testecleese: Tiffany hayneyard
- 2:43Testecleese: henyard. However, you pronounce your name.
- 2:46Testecleese: We haven't covered her much, but she's come up a couple of times.
- 2:49Testecleese: This is an ongoing story. We could have followed very closely, but.
- 2:52Brian McFadden: We have followed her. This is the the mayor.
- 2:55Testecleese: Yeah.
- 2:56Brian McFadden: Yeah, we follow. She's yeah. She's
- 2:59Brian McFadden: the. When she became mayor the city had this huge surplus of money, and now they're running a deficit.
- 3:06Testecleese: Well, yeah, she used the police as her own private security force. These cops get paid every other week, and one dude got paid for like 3 h short of working literally every hour for 2 weeks
- 3:17Testecleese: she bought a
- 3:19Testecleese: she leased a brand new vehicle that cost more than buying it.
- 3:24Testecleese: And yeah, the city's just out of money, and apparently she is, too, because she's facing eviction. Now, which is crazy. What? Where did all that money go.
- 3:32Brian McFadden: Well, she's saying, that's a mistake. So.
- 3:35Testecleese: Well, all she's done is talk trash about everybody. They even tried to do a recall on this woman.
- 3:41Testecleese: and.
- 3:41Brian McFadden: Refuse to acknowledge it.
- 3:43Testecleese: Yeah, somehow, she's like, no, it doesn't count. And it's like what
- 3:47Testecleese: the Feds are getting involved, though, so we'll see where that goes.
- 3:53Testecleese: Matt Perry, remember remember his death. Matthew Perry.
- 3:57Brian McFadden: Yep.
- 3:58Testecleese: The ketamine overdose in the bathtub.
- 4:00Brian McFadden: Yep.
- 4:01Testecleese: Apparently his doctor is being charged with conspiracy to distribute ketamine.
- 4:07Brian McFadden: He pled guilty.
- 4:08Testecleese: Oh, did! I'm sorry I.
- 4:10Brian McFadden: One of the doctors. Yeah, he took a plea deal and pled guilty.
- 4:13Brian McFadden: Jeez.
- 4:14Testecleese: That's the end of that. Huh?
- 4:16Brian McFadden: Yeah, he'd be able to practice medicine in prison.
- 4:20Testecleese: Yes.
- 4:21Testecleese: and this one here is the one that really gets me. Of course it's taking forever to load up, just because I want to talk about it and play this audio on it.
- 4:29Testecleese: Brian, you alright.
- 4:31Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 4:32Testecleese: All right, all right. You looked frozen there for a minute.
- 4:35Brian McFadden: No, I'm good.
- 4:35Testecleese: X. Is taking forever to load up James O'keefe. Did you see this video
- 4:41Testecleese: of him of his? People talking to the
- 4:47Testecleese: producer slash writer at Msnbc.
- 4:50Brian McFadden: No, I don't think so.
- 4:52Testecleese: Alright. Well, this is important, and I don't know why that's
- 4:55Testecleese: not coming through. Sam. Hold on! Do you feel like Msnbc is doing enough to help
- 5:01Testecleese: the Harris campaign.
- 5:03Testecleese: I mean, they're doing all they can meet. Basil Hamden, a writer and producer for Msnbc's weekend show. Iman Basil also reveals that quote what her message of the day is is their Msnbc's message of the day? What have they done to help the Harris campaign
- 5:20Testecleese: amplify her message? What her message of the day is is their message of the day. Hamden revealed that Msnbc is the Democratic party's mouthpiece and is doing anything to get Kamala elected. How many people are going to get caught with this honeypot network is indistinguishable from the Democratic party.
- 5:38Brian McFadden: He's just like doing whatever it takes to get. Yes, yes, it hammers home. The point that I'm making.
- 5:46Testecleese: And how hot is this woman! This news network is indistinguishable.
- 5:49Brian McFadden: I don't know. Are they just the Democratic Party's mouthpiece? Exactly. Msnbc is the Democratic Party's mouthpiece. Yeah.
- 5:57Brian McFadden: yeah.
- 5:58Testecleese: Well, there's a lot. There's a like 12 min of this, and of course James will keep us talking on a lot of it.
- 6:06Testecleese: but they honey Bottom. They send in a hot woman, I guess, and she must have been like an 11 out of 10 like
- 6:14Testecleese: Oh, geez! What was that movie with the fake metal band?
- 6:18Testecleese: Oh, that's gonna drive me nuts! You know what I'm talking about right
- 6:23Testecleese: in the middle band.
- 6:24Testecleese: Hang on!
- 6:25Testecleese: Huh!
- 6:27Testecleese: No, no, not Jack Black. Before that it was like eighties.
- 6:31Testecleese: it was like a hair metal band, and they when they go out to go out on stage, and they walk around for like 10 min trying to find a stage.
- 6:38Brian McFadden: Hmm! I must miss that one.
- 6:40Testecleese: Oh, it's hilarious. Couple guys you'd recognize are in it.
- 6:44Testecleese: But yeah, like all this, most amps only go to 10. But this one goes to 11.
- 6:49Testecleese: But yeah, this guy, he's a producer and a writer for Msnbc. Admitting that they are doing everything they can to influence this election.
- 6:59Testecleese: And this is not the 1st time someone's been busted on one of these dates.
- 7:04Testecleese: and I've heard people say, stuff like.
- 7:06Testecleese: Oh, you know, he's just, you know, talking big to try to get the girl I was saying that you're a corrupt bastard.
- 7:13Testecleese: I mean, he literally said his. The viewers of his show are dumber, having one for having watched the show.
- 7:20Testecleese: It's ridiculous. I encourage everyone to go find it, James O'keefe. You can find it on X. You could find it on Youtube, you could find it. Lots of places.
- 7:29Testecleese: Watch the whole video. It's it'll blow your mind the stuff that this guy came out and said.
- 7:36Testecleese: and
- 7:37Testecleese: alright, let me make sure I get this next guy's name right. Is it this one Penny or Perry Penny? Daniel Penny.
- 7:44Brian McFadden: Yeah, then you're gonna go. Huh?
- 7:45Testecleese: Well, Daniel Perry was the guy in
- 7:49Testecleese: she one of them.
- 7:51Testecleese: Dude tried to kill him in his car, and he ended up shooting the guy, and he ended up going to prison for it.
- 7:57Brian McFadden: Yeah, this.
- 7:58Testecleese: 10 years.
- 7:58Brian McFadden: A subway guy in New York.
- 8:00Testecleese: Yes, the subway guy who choked the man attacking people
- 8:04Testecleese: who ended up dying, and apparently he was never Mirandized.
- 8:09Testecleese: Oh, I'm sorry. Let me rephrase that. That's not true.
- 8:12Testecleese: He was never told. This man lost his life before he waived his Miranda rights.
- 8:18Brian McFadden: That should help his case.
- 8:20Testecleese: It should, and the sheer fact that everyone else on that subway said we were afraid for our lives.
- 8:27Testecleese: The gentleman who lost his life. And I I'm being
- 8:31Testecleese: polite calling him a gentleman. The homeless drug addict. His name is Jordan Neely.
- 8:39Testecleese: and we talked about that a while ago, because this was over a year ago, wasn't it?
- 8:43Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 8:45Brian McFadden: No.
- 8:46Testecleese: And.
- 8:46Brian McFadden: Da is willing to charge people like that, but they're not willing to go after
- 8:51Brian McFadden: the legal immigrants that are creating, causing all kinds, doing crime in the city.
- 8:58Testecleese: Oh, yeah, that's very, very true.
- 9:03Testecleese: I might. Instead of putting this stuff in local
- 9:06Testecleese: from now on, I may start just putting like a Massachusetts tab.
- 9:10Testecleese: because
- 9:13Testecleese: at 1st I thought it was just because I had been looking up Massachusetts news when I was living there that it kept popping up in my news feed. But you keep bringing Massachusetts stuff to me, too.
- 9:22Brian McFadden: Yep.
- 9:23Testecleese: Like it's getting out of control.
- 9:27Brian McFadden: Well, Massachusetts is in the news for the reasons why you left the State.
- 9:31Testecleese: That's exactly why I left the State. I was like this, the Commonwealth. This is out of control.
- 9:35Brian McFadden: Well, this is the commonwealth, too. So.
- 9:37Testecleese: Virginia's. This is the 1st state I've ever lived in.
- 9:41Testecleese: I've only ever lived in commonwealths or on a government property like a military base or a ship before this.
- 9:47Testecleese: Well, an illegal migrant in Massachusetts is wanted for crimes against humanity.
- 9:55Testecleese: and this is not the 1st time he's broke into this country.
- 9:59Testecleese: and apparently he's been hiding out in Martha's Vineyard.
- 10:04Brian McFadden: What was sanctuary, state.
- 10:06Testecleese: Yes, yes.
- 10:08Testecleese: let's see if I could find the blah blah. He was 94. He came into the came across the border once 2,009. He was in
- 10:18Testecleese: when they 1st arrested him in Framingham, Massachusetts. Which interesting fact about Framingham
- 10:23Testecleese: it used to be until recently the biggest town in the country.
- 10:28Testecleese: They have since then
- 10:31Testecleese: change from a town to a city, because it just got too large, for you know town government.
- 10:37Testecleese: But yeah, they released them then and put them on alternatives to detention.
- 10:43Testecleese: and apparently in
- 10:45Testecleese: Salvadorian. I'm guessing El Salvador or Salvador country, too, that I'm unaware of.
- 10:52Testecleese: anyway. He re-entered again recently, and in one of the quote, Gotaways, hey? It's Guapo.
- 11:00Testecleese: But he was
- 11:01Testecleese: illegal trafficking of people he's been charged with in El Salvador
- 11:07Testecleese: in 2011, and he's hiding out in Massachusetts.
- 11:11Testecleese: So
- 11:14Testecleese: yeah. El Salvador Guapo knows something about that place, don't you, Buddy?
- 11:17El guapo: Not yet. Oh, yes.
- 11:19Testecleese: You're muted, PAL.
- 11:21Brian McFadden: This is real loud. I can hear him a little bit.
- 11:24El guapo: There we go. How about that?
- 11:25Testecleese: Okay.
- 11:27Testecleese: Yeah, you're familiar with El Salvador. Right?
- 11:29El guapo: Yeah.
- 11:31Testecleese: Well, that's your lineage, is there? Right.
- 11:34El guapo: Yeah.
- 11:35Testecleese: Okay. And those are the folks that are using the the volcano to mine. Bitcoin.
- 11:40Brian McFadden: Auto current. Yeah.
- 11:42El guapo: I don't know if they set it up yet or not, but I haven't heard nothing, but I know they were thinking about it.
- 11:48Testecleese: Speaking of Elon Musk came out and said something about the collapse of the petrol dollar, and they're expecting this to cause a boom in Bitcoin.
- 11:56Testecleese: not telling anyone what to do. But on Robinhood you can buy pieces of crypto.
- 12:02Testecleese: you know, up to what anyone, what they want to do.
- 12:05El guapo: The Scripture gap sense on a
- 12:08El guapo: like I mean the script that got sent.
- 12:12Testecleese: Script, got sensed.
- 12:14El guapo: No like, you know, pennies and stuff like that, like those have got penny cryptos and stuff like that or no.
- 12:20Testecleese: Well, there are. You can get cheap crypto like Doge or Shibu Inu.
- 12:24El guapo: No, but I crypt. I know if it was a fraction, you know.
- 12:27Brian McFadden: You can buy from.
- 12:28Testecleese: Oh, you can. You can buy fractions, especially in Robin Hood.
- 12:32Testecleese: I sold my bitcoin right before I moved down here to West Virginia, and I only had like
- 12:39Testecleese: half a bitcoin, and it was worth not half a Bitcoin was worth like $14,000, or something like that at the time.
- 12:47El guapo: Oh, damn did
- 12:49Testecleese: Bought it a long time ago.
- 12:52Testecleese: What's that.
- 12:53El guapo: You had to claim on taxes and stuff.
- 12:56Testecleese: Of course I did. I paid my capital gains tax.
- 13:00El guapo: No. Okay.
- 13:02Testecleese: Obviously.
- 13:03El guapo: Yeah.
- 13:05El guapo: for the.
- 13:05Testecleese: Yes.
- 13:06El guapo: And if I have a yard.
- 13:07Testecleese: Sale. When I sell an xbox I pay tax on that, too.
- 13:11Brian McFadden: Pay state taxes on that. Yeah.
- 13:12El guapo: Yeah, yeah.
- 13:13Testecleese: Yeah, obviously, that's still a capital gains, have you?
- 13:16Testecleese: Well, no, it's only if you sell it for more than you bought it for.
- 13:19Testecleese: But yeah, you should pay state income tax, too.
- 13:24El guapo: That'll be.
- 13:25Testecleese: And we.
- 13:25El guapo: Cyclosed.
- 13:27Testecleese: Vehicles in Massachusetts. You have to pay a
- 13:31Testecleese: a luxury tax on your vehicle. It's basically a property tax.
- 13:36El guapo: So.
- 13:37Testecleese: For you. You bought a vehicle that cost so much that you paid in
- 13:42Testecleese: paid taxes on. Then they're gonna charge you every year like. It's your house.
- 13:46Testecleese: you know.
- 13:48Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
- 13:50Testecleese: And they're also employing new gun laws up in Massachusetts, and they're bringing them into implementation earlier than they were supposed to.
- 14:02Testecleese: won't get into all of the ridiculous laws that they've passed.
- 14:06Testecleese: But I'll go as far as to say.
- 14:09Testecleese: Scotus will overturn this
- 14:11Testecleese: because Massachusetts keeps doing this. Skoda says, What the hell are you doing? You can't do that, and.
- 14:16Brian McFadden: Right.
- 14:17Testecleese: And pass a different law trying to get around it, because, you know, fuck the law
- 14:22Testecleese: fuck
- 14:24Testecleese: fuck your rights.
- 14:26El guapo: Yeah.
- 14:27Testecleese: Yeah. And speaking of all right, they're trying to tell me I can't have a gun because people get killed by guns, but they tell me they have a right to an abortion.
- 14:34El guapo: They're killing people.
- 14:36Testecleese: Yeah, I was like, what the hell you know.
- 14:39El guapo: No.
- 14:40Testecleese: Locally here in West Virginia, though.
- 14:43Testecleese: there's a high school that's about to be on Pbs, Youtube and something else with a documentary series. It's gonna be like a 4 part series.
- 14:53Testecleese: From students all over the country
- 14:57Testecleese: coming here
- 14:58Testecleese: to have a debate on civics.
- 15:02El guapo: Hmm.
- 15:03Testecleese: And I think that's awesome, because
- 15:05Testecleese: I bet you your average American, even people listening to this show
- 15:10Testecleese: probably couldn't pass the civics test that a migrant has to pass to vote
- 15:15Testecleese: in this country.
- 15:18Testecleese: Wow!
- 15:19Testecleese: Shoot! I know plenty people that don't realize that the President's not king. When I was in Virginia. At school.
- 15:25Testecleese: I and I brought up Obama blowing people up overseas, someone told me, well, he's the President. He can blow up or declare war on whoever he wants. No, he can't.
- 15:33Brian McFadden: No, you can't.
- 15:34Testecleese: Congress declares war.
- 15:39Testecleese: and this is the crazy thing that happened here.
- 15:44Testecleese: There's a river across the street from my house. Granted. It's a little further back off
- 15:50Testecleese: into the woods from where I am. But you drive a half mile down the mountain, and the river comes right up to the side of the road because they build the roads along the rivers for a reason
- 16:00Testecleese: someone went swept away in the river because of all the rain we've had because of Helene.
- 16:06Brian McFadden: Hmm.
- 16:07Testecleese: They brought people in from 3 different counties to help search for this person, and they managed to save this person.
- 16:13Brian McFadden: That's fantastic.
- 16:14Testecleese: It is, and the the fact that one they're not telling us any information about this person and 2, that someone managed to make a phone call and say, we need help
- 16:24Testecleese: makes me believe one. It's a minor
- 16:27Testecleese: and 2. It might be these 2 people I saw down at the river the other day, sitting on a big stone with their feet in the water.
- 16:35Testecleese: So I'm wondering if maybe I saw them before one of them got swept away by the river.
- 16:40El guapo: Hmm just.
- 16:41Testecleese: Crazy wild stuff.
- 16:43Testecleese: And
- 16:45Testecleese: this is the 1st time I think I've done local news in West Virginia that wasn't about some nutso guy selling drugs or something, you know.
- 16:54Testecleese: Feel good news.
- 16:58Testecleese: All right, I I actually shared this 1st one here for Virginia. Are you guys familiar with the dude running for Senator?
- 17:06El guapo: Hong, Kong.
- 17:06Testecleese: Yeah. Yeah. Hung hung down. Yeah.
- 17:09El guapo: Yeah.
- 17:10Testecleese: Great name is Hong Cow.
- 17:12Brian McFadden: Yeah. He was in the Navy.
- 17:14El guapo: Yeah. Yes.
- 17:15Testecleese: Made captain.
- 17:18El guapo: Alright.
- 17:18Testecleese: Well.
- 17:19Testecleese: did you see where he said that people aren't alpha enough.
- 17:25El guapo: Yeah, that's not that far. Like the entire debate. I did not like the entire debate he was
- 17:31El guapo: breathing and stuff like it was like, I don't know. So like, Okay, he. I listened to him in the local radio station.
- 17:39El guapo: Fly.
- 17:40Testecleese: Favorite was when he said, the people we want in the service will tear their own guts out, eat them, and ask for seconds. I was like, Yeah.
- 17:49El guapo: Yeah, he's like that man. He's like I heard on the radio. But when in the debate he was like struggling, speaking and stuff like that. He's like
- 17:58El guapo: I like. If you watch the entire debate, you can listen to his like the way he talks and stuff, but in general, like when he's not nervous and stuff, I guess
- 18:06El guapo: just neverness of like you haven't debate the 1st one, the only one they're going to have.
- 18:10El guapo: you know, so he's not going to get used to it, you know. He probably should have done like what the what's his face name?
- 18:15El guapo: When Jd. Vance did just interview with a local
- 18:21El guapo: of like hostile TV places and stuff
- 18:26El guapo: just to get him get used to it. You know.
- 18:30Testecleese: I love how he 1st of all, they're saying people are complaining that he was ranting about the Lgbtq community. He did not.
- 18:39Testecleese: Yeah, he did not. He said that when the navy did the the Drag Queen to recruit people.
- 18:46El guapo: Oh, yeah. Then there's like.
- 18:47Testecleese: That that's a novel. Drag.
- 18:50Testecleese: Drag queens are not transgender. Do not call Rupaul a woman.
- 18:55Brian McFadden: No.
- 18:56Testecleese: Because Rupaul does not identify as a woman. Rupaul is a dude who likes to wear is a gay man who likes to wear dresses. And just because just because you do the drag Queen thing does not make you homosexual either.
- 19:09Testecleese: Yeah.
- 19:10Testecleese: alright.
- 19:11Testecleese: as much as the wife gave me shit, for, like the 1st 5.
- 19:13El guapo: This is.
- 19:14Testecleese: I knew her on Halloween. I would dress up as a woman.
- 19:16El guapo: Yeah, this is people that like got little kinks, you know, and we're not. We kink shaming. We're just saying that. That's the kink, you know.
- 19:23Testecleese: You're an adult. Do whatever the hell you want. That's fine. Just don't slap a label on someone.
- 19:29Testecleese: But yeah, the the I listened to this guy talk. I watched one of his commercials, and I went looking for, and I could.
- 19:35El guapo: Really not.
- 19:35Testecleese: Find it.
- 19:36El guapo: Did they want to slam in the door.
- 19:38Testecleese: Yeah, well, yeah, when he's.
- 19:41El guapo: I mean on the table, yeah.
- 19:43Testecleese: Yeah, he's from Vietnam.
- 19:46Testecleese: and the Americans came in and saved him and his family right before the Communists came and killed everybody.
- 19:52Testecleese: And so he joined the navy here, and
- 19:55Testecleese: anyone saying, Oh, he was born in Vietnam. He can't hold office, not true. He just can't be President of the United States.
- 20:02Brian McFadden: Right.
- 20:02Testecleese: We have a whole bunch of Senate Congressmen and Congresswomen that weren't born in this country.
- 20:08Testecleese: Rasheed. It's a lib.
- 20:10Testecleese: I believe.
- 20:12Brian McFadden: Hmm.
- 20:13Testecleese: But yeah, everyone should go. Look, this guy out. Hung Kao spelled CAO.
- 20:18El guapo: Hong basically.
- 20:19Testecleese: Yeah, hung like, like you're hung like a cow.
- 20:24El guapo: Yeah.
- 20:25Testecleese: But yeah, I heard.
- 20:27El guapo: I still hear that joke all over again over.
- 20:29Testecleese: I laughed so hard when I heard the guys I was like, Okay, that's just perfect. You know.
- 20:34El guapo: Did you find that he's a, he's a special ops type of guy, yeah, i'm, not gonna say that for my.
- 20:42Testecleese: Did you see the videos of him over overseas with the shit getting blown up right in front of him? And he's like, Yeah.
- 20:48El guapo: Oh!
- 20:50Testecleese: And he was a captain. What's that? No. 6.
- 20:52El guapo: Okay.
- 20:54El guapo: Oh, 6, 0, 6, yeah.
- 20:55Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, 6. That's
- 20:57Testecleese: it's a different rank than the Army or the Air Force. It's it's higher than an army or Air force. Captain.
- 21:03El guapo: Well, Captain, there in the army is like Oh, 3.
- 21:07Testecleese: Yes, it's the same thing as a lieutenant.
- 21:11Testecleese: Ryan.
- 21:13Testecleese: Yeah, you guys, guys right on there on the coast what happened with your port workers?
- 21:19Brian McFadden: Well, they went on strike this week.
- 21:21Testecleese: They did.
- 21:22Brian McFadden: Yep. Everybody started freaking out, running out to buy all the toilet paper they could find, even though toilet paper is made in the us not overseas. It doesn't come in on the trucks.
- 21:32Testecleese: Drives.
- 21:33Brian McFadden: Does not come in! On.
- 21:34Testecleese: Here, now.
- 21:34Brian McFadden: Tanker the tanker chips and stuff like that.
- 21:38Testecleese: Okay. Tp, yes, but I keep hearing people say and seeing I saw it all over the Internet. And I was like, this is what drives me nuts about the Republicans is saying, if you buy American made goods they don't come in on Chips. I was like fuck you not true.
- 21:52Brian McFadden: How do you think we get you to hear the.
- 21:53Testecleese: Oh, I saw it all over the Internet. How do you think we get stuff from Texas to Maine? We're not flying it. That's way too expensive. It takes forever to drive it up there
- 22:02Testecleese: and think of any anything electronic that's modern these days. Your toaster probably has a computer chip in it right.
- 22:11Brian McFadden: All right.
- 22:11Testecleese: Okay, you're.
- 22:12El guapo: Wi-fi connectivity.
- 22:14Testecleese: My washer and dryer do. I can monitor my stuff on my phone.
- 22:19Brian McFadden: I don't have that kind of shit.
- 22:21El guapo: Yeah.
- 22:22Brian McFadden: I don't even have
- 22:24El guapo: We don't have that.
- 22:25Brian McFadden: Home device.
- 22:26El guapo: We got West Virginia money dude we got.
- 22:29Testecleese: Oh, yeah. Oh, West Virginia money. Average income in West Virginia is like $36,000 a year.
- 22:36El guapo: This is.
- 22:36Testecleese: Okay.
- 22:37El guapo: Oh, all your bitcoins! You probably got 4.
- 22:39Testecleese: Or I sold my bitcoin. I sold the house I sold. I sold so much shit to come out here and retire.
- 22:44El guapo: Yes.
- 22:44Testecleese: And a hundred.
- 22:45Testecleese: I spent $150,000 to buy this house. It's bigger than the house I moved out of that I got over 600,000 for.
- 22:53Brian McFadden: You already bought? Did you already actually buy it? Now.
- 22:57Testecleese: No, and that might get resolved soon.
- 23:02Testecleese: Unfortunately, not the way I wanted, because it looks like there for a minute, because it's taken so long that we were going to be able to play an abandoned property card.
- 23:10Brian McFadden: Hmm.
- 23:11Brian McFadden: hmm.
- 23:11Testecleese: Especially if we paid the property tax on it.
- 23:16Testecleese: But well, it sounds like the will finally got sorted out, so they'll find out what's gonna happen soon enough.
- 23:23Brian McFadden: Gotcha.
- 23:24Testecleese: But no think of any automobile like you got an Obd 2 system, probably in your car if it's old enough and Obd one, and if it's real old, no computer system, they're all full of computer chips heads up. We don't make microchips in the United States. We get them from Taiwan.
- 23:40El guapo: Yeah.
- 23:41El guapo: But what happened to the fucking Chip Act? They were passed and stuff.
- 23:45Brian McFadden: The mine passed it, it passed.
- 23:47Testecleese: But it. It takes years to open up a microchip manufacturing plant.
- 23:53El guapo: The ball.
- 23:54Brian McFadden: Should, while we're still waiting for the the 1 billion dollar electric car charging stations that their Biden paid for.
- 24:03Testecleese: Yeah, all 6 of them that have been built already.
- 24:05Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 24:06Testecleese: 1 billion dollars for 6 charging stations instead of plugging it into your garage.
- 24:12El guapo: Oh!
- 24:14Testecleese: Oh, my God.
- 24:15Testecleese: alright! Well, anyway, about this. Well, we'll get to the strike later. But
- 24:20Testecleese: well, actually, we'll we'll just bring up here.
- 24:23Testecleese: They have a temporary
- 24:26Testecleese: get back to work, argument deal going on.
- 24:29Brian McFadden: Yeah, they've got our pay raise
- 24:31Brian McFadden: to come back to work now, and they're gonna keep working on negotiating the contract until January
- 24:37Brian McFadden: magically. It's after the election's over.
- 24:41Brian McFadden: Man.
- 24:41Testecleese: Yeah, I
- 24:42Testecleese: I know, while
- 24:44Testecleese: that's why I'm surprised that that well, we'll we'll get into the strike. We have a topic, and then the strike comes up, so we'll get into that. We'll get into much more detail
- 24:53Testecleese: in a little bit.
- 24:55Brian McFadden: Yeah, cool.
- 24:57Testecleese: Okay?
- 25:00Testecleese: we've been talking a lot about
- 25:02Testecleese: astronomical shit going on, haven't we?
- 25:05Testecleese: Yeah.
- 25:07Testecleese: okay, I think fucking world is ending dude
- 25:10Testecleese: and me being a Catholic, don't believe that I will ever know the end of time, because it says it in the Bible.
- 25:17Testecleese: like no man will know when the end is coming.
- 25:20Testecleese: But there's a meteor shower which apparently this meteor shower happens every year around this time. But you're going to be able to see it this week, which is exciting.
- 25:28Testecleese: So tonight, tomorrow, the night after, especially on the 7, th go out and have a look at the sky on the northern hemisphere.
- 25:35El guapo: Son.
- 25:36Testecleese: Sorry, repeat offender. You're not going to be able to see this media shower.
- 25:41Testecleese: the Draconic meteor showers peaking, and I don't know it's pretty cool meteor showers are fun.
- 25:47Testecleese: But
- 25:49Testecleese: I pointed out many times how once in a lifetime events are happening.
- 25:54Testecleese: More than usual.
- 25:56Testecleese: There's a comet coming around near Earth that we're gonna be able to see with the naked eye that hasn't been here since the Stone Age. I think it says 80,000 years.
- 26:08Testecleese: So
- 26:09Testecleese: that's kind of wild.
- 26:11El guapo: Yep.
- 26:12Testecleese: Also right now, for 2 weeks the earth has a second moon.
- 26:16Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's awesome. I should go out looking for it.
- 26:19Brian McFadden: And so.
- 26:21Testecleese: Small to see.
- 26:24Testecleese: Yeah, like a meteor got caught in Earth's orbit. And it's gonna orbit us for like a couple weeks.
- 26:30Testecleese: And we talked about this last week like is this gonna make me way less when it's directly overhead?
- 26:35Testecleese: Is it going to make me weigh more when it's on the upside of the planet? Is it going to affect the tides.
- 26:40El guapo: Yeah.
- 26:42Testecleese: Did it affect the storm?
- 26:45El guapo: Could be.
- 26:47Testecleese: Don't know. Like the math involved with a massive object orbiting the earth, I mean the.
- 26:52Brian McFadden: No, according to the the debate moderators, it's all about climate change.
- 26:59Testecleese: The big car.
- 27:00El guapo: On the fucking the Vice President debate.
- 27:03Testecleese: It's the 1st time they brought up. Well, no, they only mentioned climate change once in that debate.
- 27:12Testecleese: Oh, oh, and there's an aurora
- 27:16Testecleese: that we're going to be able to see because of a massive coronal, massive ejection.
- 27:20Testecleese: That we're gonna be able to see as far south as possibly Virginia.
- 27:25El guapo: Nice.
- 27:26Testecleese: There's been so many! I was taking pictures of Auroras in Massachusetts. I've never seen one in my life, and now, all of a sudden they're showing up left and right.
- 27:35El guapo: Yeah, it's.
- 27:37Testecleese: Which I'm wondering.
- 27:38Testecleese: Does that have anything to do with the earth's magnetic fields.
- 27:42Testecleese: moving and weakening, and possibly flipping.
- 27:46El guapo: The aurora.
- 27:48Testecleese: Yeah. Well, if the magnetic field is.
- 27:51Testecleese: and I know that's what causes the aurora. But if it's weakened these
- 27:55El guapo: It's the sound raised. Some raise
- 27:58Testecleese: Yes, and there.
- 27:59El guapo: Get a lot of sun. Then this, that's what effect Aurora.
- 28:02Testecleese: Well, they, yeah.
- 28:03El guapo: Promise.
- 28:03Testecleese: Blasted.
- 28:04Testecleese: They're getting blasted through the magnetosphere. Yeah. And that's creating the lights.
- 28:08El guapo: The air got no control over the sun rays. So the it's just the sun is just shooting.
- 28:14Testecleese: Oh, no! The fact! The fact that it makes pretty lights is because the the mass of the sun.
- 28:20El guapo: Yes.
- 28:21Testecleese: But a weakened magnetic field will allow more to get through and to get further south.
- 28:25El guapo: No, probably it's just just too much for the earth to handle, no matter what circumstance it is.
- 28:32Testecleese: Then how come? We're getting so many more now than I've like? I said. I've never seen more in my life.
- 28:37El guapo: Probably your 1st time dude probably happened 20,000 years ago, and probably explains a lot of phenomena that happened.
- 28:43Testecleese: Oh, every something like every 20 to a hundred. I'm sorry. Every 100,000 to every 1 million years
- 28:49Testecleese: the Earth's magnetic field flips, and they're pretty sure. The last time it happened was about 900,000, something years ago.
- 28:55El guapo: Hmm.
- 28:57Testecleese: What's gonna happen if it when it flips? Are we gonna lose like?
- 29:01Testecleese: Is it going to be like an emp from the sun just destroying everything. Electronic
- 29:05Testecleese: is this, you know, it's all sorts. Are we all going to be irradiated while the magnetic fields getting set back up.
- 29:13El guapo: Yeah, okay, so.
- 29:14Brian McFadden: No idea.
- 29:14Testecleese: Jackson, I mean then.
- 29:16El guapo: The same thing about the my calendar. We get all the planets lined up.
- 29:20Brian McFadden: President Biden will save us.
- 29:22Testecleese: Well, no. Then you go, and you look at all the wars erupting all over the planet, and it's like shit, man. Maybe it is happening, you know.
- 29:31Testecleese: but
- 29:33Testecleese: onto the strike.
- 29:35El guapo: Yes.
- 29:35Testecleese: Tell. Tell me what was going on, what everyone was afraid of.
- 29:39Testecleese: and then I'm gonna tell you what pisses me off about it, and what we should have done.
- 29:46El guapo: Nobody.
- 29:47Brian McFadden: Oh, they were! They were saying that
- 29:49Brian McFadden: that they didn't get paid enough for staying on their jobs through Covid.
- 29:54Brian McFadden: So this was their opportunity to get what was due to them.
- 29:59Testecleese: Work through Covid.
- 30:01Brian McFadden: Really work through Covid.
- 30:02El guapo: Yeah.
- 30:03Testecleese: No, not everybody. Only quote essential workers.
- 30:07Brian McFadden: The
- 30:08Brian McFadden: well. Basically, if you, the guy that the strikes the Union spokesman.
- 30:16Brian McFadden: it came out that he drives a Bentley.
- 30:19Brian McFadden: owns a yacht and.
- 30:22Testecleese: Yeah, yeah.
- 30:22Brian McFadden: Whoever makes like $900,000 a year.
- 30:26Brian McFadden: with overtime and stuff.
- 30:29Testecleese: Oh, yeah. But remember, he's also the guy, the leader of the union. He's not there to make himself more money. Necessarily. He's looking out for everyone else who works under him.
- 30:38El guapo: That doesn't look good.
- 30:40Testecleese: Oh, no, I'll get to what pisses me off about it. But do you hear him say we will cripple you, and you don't even understand what that means.
- 30:47Brian McFadden: Yeah, he said he was gonna shut everything down.
- 30:52Testecleese: All right.
- 30:52Brian McFadden: People would realize how important they are to
- 30:56Brian McFadden: the economy.
- 30:57El guapo: And that will push. That would push me more to like. You know what? Probably we need a ton of
- 31:03El guapo: robot.
- 31:03Brian McFadden: I did that.
- 31:04El guapo: Row.
- 31:04Brian McFadden: People were on the side of the Union.
- 31:07Brian McFadden: In this Drake.
- 31:10El guapo: Yeah, because.
- 31:10Testecleese: So the average people are never on the side of losing access to cheap goods. You know.
- 31:15Brian McFadden: Yeah. And they also aren't. They can't associate with a blue collar worker that makes
- 31:22Brian McFadden: $500,000 a year.
- 31:25Testecleese: Well.
- 31:26El guapo: No, that was him about the entry.
- 31:29Brian McFadden: No, the average. The average dock worker
- 31:32Brian McFadden: they're with overtime is $200,000.
- 31:36El guapo: Yeah, yeah.
- 31:37Testecleese: You start out at 20 bucks an hour, and at 6 years you get $39 an hour. But that's not including overtime holiday pay, etc, etc, etc.
- 31:49Testecleese: Like you said, these dudes are making 200 grand a year, and they won't.
- 31:52El guapo: Be down, 7.
- 31:53Testecleese: 77% pay raise.
- 31:55El guapo: Yeah, this is without a college degree. It's just straight out of high school.
- 32:00Testecleese: That's fine. Well, they, I'll admit these guys work hard. Okay.
- 32:04Testecleese: But China already automated the whole system. I say, we replace all these.
- 32:07Brian McFadden: Europe is automated. That's 1 of the things they're fighting about is they don't want the automation.
- 32:13Testecleese: Replace them all robots just like we have.
- 32:15Testecleese: How many times have you said? Do it to the Mcdonald's worker? Make a machine do it. Let's have a machine unload all this shit, fuck everyone go find a job programming this shit building this shit, repairing it, maintaining it, etc. You know. Learn the code if you will.
- 32:30El guapo: I'm down with it, but I still I think we still need have some people in there, because look what happened with the fucking fuel.
- 32:37Brian McFadden: Well, they also said that the European ports don't have a huge problem with theft
- 32:43Brian McFadden: because they're all automated. There's not a lot of humans in there, you know.
- 32:47El guapo: I know. But I was saying.
- 32:48Brian McFadden: And everything with the mob.
- 32:50El guapo: What we? Okay, what if we fucking get hacked? And this thing just gets shut down.
- 32:55El guapo: you know.
- 32:55Testecleese: Don't hook him up to the Internet.
- 32:57El guapo: I wish I could tell you that. But you know that shit's gonna happen because somebody want to have an app.
- 33:03El guapo: you know.
- 33:04Testecleese: Like you said, though, hire someone to run this stuff, and if you need to change things, plug in a plug into the damn thing like you wouldn't do your car to change the timing on your engine.
- 33:14El guapo: Hmm.
- 33:14Testecleese: And make your adjustments that way, just like we do in a machine shop. You go in there and you have the screen, and you.
- 33:20El guapo: Okay, that makes sense to you. That's fine. And then this makes sense to me. But you think they're gonna do that shit? No.
- 33:27El guapo: no, they're gonna plug it in. They're gonna plug it, plug it into the Internet.
- 33:31Testecleese: Yeah, so they could do it from their house and run it all at once.
- 33:33El guapo: And that's why I wish they could keep at least a little bit like some human, you know, running and just back up.
- 33:41Testecleese: Brian brought up 200 KA year, Norfolk, Virginia. They're averaging $200,000 a year.
- 33:47Testecleese: New Jersey, the previous contract. They were getting 3 50 a year West Coast. They're making even more money. Oh, West Coast! I have no sympathy.
- 33:55Brian McFadden: West Coast has got a new contract in place. They weren't part of the strike.
- 33:59Testecleese: Yes, yes, I know.
- 34:01Testecleese: I'm saying the West Coast guys make even more money.
- 34:04Testecleese: So I have no sympathy for these guys.
- 34:07Testecleese: if you're going to make 200 KA year working blue collar. You're going to be working hard.
- 34:13Testecleese: Okay, that's just the way it is.
- 34:14Brian McFadden: I mean.
- 34:15Testecleese: I've broken my bones. I've almost lost fingers. I've known Dudes who have lost fingers working with their hands, and they didn't get paid anything near $200,000 a year.
- 34:26El guapo: No.
- 34:28El guapo: Okay.
- 34:29Testecleese: Now I know, Brian, you definitely didn't watch the Vp debate because you don't seem to watch debates.
- 34:35Brian McFadden: I watched a little bit of it, but.
- 34:37Testecleese: You didn't watch the presidential debate. That's funny.
- 34:39Brian McFadden: Well, I was doing something. I was in Denver in a meeting so.
- 34:44Testecleese: Oh, that's what you were doing out there. I was wondering why you were in Colorado.
- 34:49Testecleese: Geez, Louise! Brian flying around the country all the time he goes on vacation to God knows which.
- 34:55El guapo: He's getting the Union money. He's getting the bread, the Bread Union money.
- 34:59Testecleese: Yeah. Jeez Lee's man.
- 35:02Brian McFadden: Life, insurance, related.
- 35:03El guapo: Let's go. Let's call it like that.
- 35:06El guapo: You don't want to automate your bread routes.
- 35:09Brian McFadden: Help!
- 35:10El guapo: Why, Brian? Why?
- 35:13Brian McFadden: I need my $200,000 a year.
- 35:17Testecleese: Hope they agree.
- 35:18Testecleese: they agreed. Cbs agreed to not fact. Check that. The
- 35:25Testecleese: excuse me.
- 35:25Brian McFadden: And then what they do, they fact check. And then they got all mad when Vance tried to correct them and say, Hey, you said you weren't gonna fact check. And then they muted everybody's mics, which was.
- 35:35Testecleese: Yeah, and they own.
- 35:36Brian McFadden: They weren't supposed to do.
- 35:37Testecleese: No, no, they're allowed to mute.
- 35:39Brian McFadden: Say that
- 35:41Brian McFadden: there's no reason why any Republicans or Conservatives should ever agree to do these major network debates ever again. Trump got rid of the Presidential Election Commission because of how shady they were.
- 35:56Brian McFadden: And this ain't any better.
- 35:58Testecleese: No! But Vance destroyed 10 walls.
- 36:02Brian McFadden: Oh, you did!
- 36:02El guapo: Oh, yeah. Most.
- 36:03Brian McFadden: Definitely.
- 36:04Testecleese: And like you, said he. They they brought up the migrants in Ohio like, well, you know, they're legal migrants these Haitian migrants. And he tried to say, Yeah, but that's because they had a mobile app that they went on and just said, I want asylum.
- 36:16Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're part of the.
- 36:17Testecleese: That is.
- 36:17Brian McFadden: Thing, the temporary protected status.
- 36:20Testecleese: Then, then Vance is like, Oh, that's been in place that's that's been around since the since 1990, and all I could think was.
- 36:26El guapo: Waltz, waltz.
- 36:27Testecleese: My, my, I, my phone didn't have mobile apps. In 1990.
- 36:31Brian McFadden: No, they're talking about the Tpp law, the the temporary status protection thing. That law has been in place since then.
- 36:40Brian McFadden: Yeah, but he is.
- 36:41El guapo: I don't know the app.
- 36:41Testecleese: Good. Yeah, he was saying. You go on your phone with an app and you go poop and you're allowed to stay.
- 36:47Brian McFadden: I've had phones from the beginning cell phones. I had a phone that was
- 36:52Brian McFadden: bigger than a beer bigger than this glass here that I carried around it had a VCR battery in it.
- 36:57Testecleese: With the case.
- 36:58Brian McFadden: And the pop up antenna is.
- 37:01Testecleese: Yeah. The car phone.
- 37:02Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 37:04Brian McFadden: and there was no, there was no display on it to do anything with an app. There were no apps.
- 37:10Testecleese: No, that was calling for help. If you broke down the middle of nowhere.
- 37:12Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 37:14El guapo: You had to go to 4, 1, 1.
- 37:17Testecleese: But yeah.
- 37:18Brian McFadden: 4, 1, 1.
- 37:20El guapo: World, one.
- 37:20Testecleese: Still exists right?
- 37:22Testecleese: I'd.
- 37:23Brian McFadden: I haven't tried to use it in a long time, so I don't know.
- 37:26Testecleese: Too.
- 37:27Testecleese: I remember dialing 0 to ask the operator at the time.
- 37:34Brian McFadden: You're gonna get an automate. You're gonna get AI now doing that.
- 37:38Testecleese: What time is it? And they'd like.
- 37:39El guapo: Stuff lost their job. They'd be like, Wait.
- 37:41Testecleese: One moment, and then you you'd wait like 10 seconds ago at the tone. The time will be 8, 31, and.
- 37:46Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 37:49Brian McFadden: thank you.
- 37:51Brian McFadden: Same time.
- 37:54Brian McFadden: I remember.
- 37:55El guapo: For that.
- 37:56Testecleese: Man, we're old.
- 37:59Brian McFadden: Yeah, and I'm older than both of you. So.
- 38:03Testecleese: Possibly combined you an old fart dude.
- 38:06Brian McFadden: Not combined. I'm not that old.
- 38:08Testecleese: When did you.
- 38:09Brian McFadden: Right.
- 38:09Testecleese: Service.
- 38:10Brian McFadden: 1987.
- 38:12El guapo: Dah.
- 38:12Testecleese: I was 5.
- 38:14El guapo: Yeah.
- 38:20Testecleese: Walls, though. Did you do you see the wall? Not the wall, the wide-eyed look he had when every time they asked him a question.
- 38:26Brian McFadden: Yeah, it was ridiculous.
- 38:29Testecleese: Yeah, I just, I laughed because I was like this dude looks like a deer caught in the headlights. And then, of course, I go online. Everyone's saying the same thing. I'm like, Okay, other people see the same shit.
- 38:38Testecleese: But then you got these.
- 38:39Brian McFadden: No, he said he was a knucklehead.
- 38:42El guapo: Yeah. I believe him.
- 38:44Testecleese: Well that he said he was a knucklehead, because he said he was in Tiananmen Square. He was in Hong Kong when Tiananmen Square went down. Was it 89? Was it.
- 38:54Brian McFadden: He said he wasn't there, but he ended up being there.
- 38:57Testecleese: He said he was in Hong Kong when Tiananmen Square went down in China.
- 39:02Testecleese: and then, like dude, there's pictures of you in Minnesota.
- 39:06Testecleese: What had happened in the new.
- 39:08El guapo: Oh, I spoke out in the knucklehead like, Okay, yeah. So why would she be a vice president?
- 39:13Brian McFadden: And then every time he never actually answered any real questions.
- 39:18Testecleese: Single question. But how many times can you misspeak, before we say you're a fucking liar either, or a moron.
- 39:24El guapo: Yeah, why should we? Yeah.
- 39:28Testecleese: But yeah, yeah, is that.
- 39:29Brian McFadden: Going to sway the average Democrat voter, you know. Once again they're not voting for Kamala. They're voting against trump.
- 39:37Testecleese: Yeah. And actually, the fact that you bring that up. I watched a video today, I shared it to the one of the group pages. I don't know if you saw it.
- 39:45Testecleese: They were. This dude was asking people questions about Kamala, and you could tell they had no idea what they were talking about, because there were a couple black women that he was. This dude was talking to.
- 39:56Testecleese: And he asked them what they thought about Kamala Harris trying to repeal the 13th Amendment to bring people together like, oh, I think it's a great idea.
- 40:05Brian McFadden: Heads.
- 40:05Testecleese: Up everyone. The 13th Amendment to the United States Constitution abolished slavery.
- 40:11Testecleese: and they also said they like the idea of abolishing the 19th amendment to help more people vote. The 19th Amendment is your right to vote as a woman.
- 40:22Testecleese: It is like, just admit you don't know what you're talking about. Don't just be like, yeah, yeah, I think it's a great idea. Come on.
- 40:30Testecleese: And the worst part is, I see tons of these lefties falling for this shit. I haven't seen anyone on the right fall for this shit.
- 40:38Testecleese: they usually say. Well, I don't know enough about it, or say, well, that's not what that is at all, you know.
- 40:43Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 40:44Testecleese: And no, I could not list off all the amendments.
- 40:47Testecleese: but.
- 40:48Brian McFadden: Do you have a fair, a fairly good idea what they are.
- 40:52Testecleese: Yeah. Like, for example, Guapo.
- 40:55Testecleese: can you name 3 rights enshrined, enshrined in the 1st amendment of the United States Constitution?
- 41:04Testecleese: Okay, Guapo might not be there. What about you, Brian?
- 41:09Brian McFadden: the right to free speech.
- 41:12Testecleese: Yep.
- 41:14Brian McFadden: Freedom of religion.
- 41:16Testecleese: Yep.
- 41:19Testecleese: There's more than 3 rights in the 1st amendment. By the way.
- 41:22Brian McFadden: I believe it.
- 41:23Testecleese: Well,
- 41:25Testecleese: assembly.
- 41:26Brian McFadden: No, I was gonna say that. Yeah.
- 41:28Testecleese: Association, which means you're not guilty because
- 41:32Testecleese: you used to hang out with a dude
- 41:35Testecleese: and
- 41:39Testecleese: a redress of grievance from the government.
- 41:45Testecleese: Yeah, and I am no constitutional scholar. But I made it a point to read the damn thing several times after I signed up for the navy.
- 41:52Testecleese: because, like, if I'm putting my life on the line for this document, I better.
- 41:55Brian McFadden: Find out!
- 41:56Testecleese: What the hell it is! You know what I mean.
- 41:57Brian McFadden: Right?
- 41:59Brian McFadden: What happened?
- 42:01Testecleese: And then you had people from like the New York Times coming on with their body language experts explaining how
- 42:08Testecleese: Tim Walsh, Wide eye, looking, as he was aware of everything going on, and like he showed confidence like the dude.
- 42:14El guapo: Why are you booked.
- 42:15Testecleese: Terrified.
- 42:17Brian McFadden: He looked like a deer caught in the headlights of a car.
- 42:22El guapo: I just want to lie to you face on everything. Dude.
- 42:26Testecleese: And that's the thing is, they're lying right to your face and.
- 42:29Brian McFadden: And too many people are falling for it.
- 42:31Testecleese: Well, that's the worst part is, I don't know if they are falling for it. I think they want to.
- 42:36El guapo: I don't wanna believe it.
- 42:38Testecleese: And they say they're the party of inclusion and love, and all they do is say, I hate this, I hate that I hate them there was a poll taken by Cnn.
- 42:48Testecleese: Cnn. Took this poll. So anyone saying, Oh, Fox, news is biased.
- 42:53Testecleese: Cnn. Did a poll.
- 42:55Testecleese: 27% of Americans said. They wish Trump had been murdered.
- 42:59Brian McFadden: That is. Yeah. We talked about this on the last show. It's insane.
- 43:03Testecleese: The fuck.
- 43:07Testecleese: Oh.
- 43:08Testecleese: anyway, wall, said some dumb shit, can you give me an example, Brock?
- 43:13Brian McFadden: He said he was friends with school shooters
- 43:21Brian McFadden: like
- 43:22Brian McFadden: I had to do a double take when I heard that I'm like what.
- 43:25Testecleese: No way. He said that right.
- 43:27Brian McFadden: Yeah, he said that he grew up in a neighborhood where he could ride his bicycle around
- 43:33Brian McFadden: town and come home when the streets lights came on.
- 43:37Testecleese: Me, too.
- 43:38Testecleese: Oh, yeah, he did the.
- 43:39Brian McFadden: But I mean answer, he didn't answer the actual question that the moderators asked him. You know he was like
- 43:47Brian McFadden: doing. He was telling folksy stories like that. That.
- 43:51Brian McFadden: No.
- 43:52Testecleese: Yeah.
- 43:52Brian McFadden: Buying.
- 43:53Testecleese: He said he made friends
- 43:55Testecleese: with school shooters.
- 43:57El guapo: I think what he want. What he was trying to say was, I'm friends with school shooters, victims.
- 44:03Testecleese: But you know.
- 44:04Brian McFadden: Well, he didn't say that.
- 44:05El guapo: Say that he just like you know, when you think too fast by your mouth
- 44:11Testecleese: Jd. Vance was good not to challenge him on it. Let it stay there.
- 44:16Brian McFadden: I heard a lot of people said. They wish that these 2 were the actual Presidential candidates.
- 44:21El guapo: Oh, yeah, dudes is already like, look at 2028.
- 44:24Brian McFadden: Oh, he's definitely.
- 44:26Brian McFadden: you know. He's
- 44:28Brian McFadden: he's definitely.
- 44:29El guapo: I mean
- 44:30Brian McFadden: Are in the Republican party. Maybe.
- 44:32El guapo: Bebek, Ramaswami, Vice President.
- 44:34Brian McFadden: No, we are.
- 44:35Testecleese: Oh, yeah.
- 44:35Brian McFadden: Show up. I somebody already put it in the group. You know. They're predicting the party for the next election. No names mentioned here, but
- 44:45El guapo: Yeah.
- 44:46Testecleese: Oh, the vague advance! Vv v for victory! Doble ve
- 44:52Testecleese: for winner! Right.
- 44:58Testecleese: Is that how you pronounce W.
- 44:59El guapo: Yeah. Don't.
- 45:00Testecleese: Rebecca.
- 45:01El guapo: There will be
- 45:03El guapo: double V.
- 45:03Testecleese: I'm on the wrong. I'm in the wrong
- 45:05Testecleese: Facebook page to watch this thing live. That's weird. I have all the other
- 45:11Testecleese: shows we've done, but not this one on the Jeffrey and.
- 45:14El guapo: And.
- 45:14Testecleese: Beige.
- 45:15El guapo: Yeah in the Spanish. Why in Spanish the why is called the Greek? Why.
- 45:20Testecleese: A Greek. Y.
- 45:22Testecleese: All right.
- 45:24Testecleese: It's it's plus E.
- 45:26El guapo: Igriega.
- 45:27El guapo: yeah, because.
- 45:31Testecleese: a a FA.
- 45:33El guapo: Yeah, but we call it the Y. The ey, the Greek y.
- 45:39Testecleese: Oh, I just know that if it.
- 45:40El guapo: Because it's actually because it came out from Greek.
- 45:44Testecleese: I just know that if it was like you and me, it'd be a Guapo eeo.
- 45:50Testecleese: Right. That'd be.
- 45:52El guapo: Yeah.
- 45:55Testecleese: Anyone who doesn't speak Spanish. By the way, El Guapo means is a literal translation to the handsome.
- 46:01El guapo: If you watch a Western, the few more dollars. The bad guy that was his name, El Guapo.
- 46:08El guapo: the handsome one.
- 46:09Testecleese: Well, I hope he was better looking than you to be calling himself the handsome one.
- 46:13El guapo: Oh, he was ugly as fuck.
- 46:16Testecleese: I will say, though.
- 46:17El guapo: No, okay.
- 46:18El guapo: See? See the thing about the Spanish people. They call you something that they will nickname you
- 46:24El guapo: something, you know, like you fat. They call you a skinny guy.
- 46:28Testecleese: Oh, tiny or.
- 46:29El guapo: Yeah, like, yeah, because you're like the opposite of what you should be. You know.
- 46:34El guapo: if you're a tall dude they call you Shorty. You're a tall dude, they call you alto, or something just that's to make fun of you. That's your nickname. You don't choose it. You stick with it, and people are like.
- 46:45El guapo: I, you know.
- 46:47Testecleese: Oh, Navy does the same thing. I'm so I'm so glad after my seizure, and then my 1st seizure.
- 46:56Testecleese: That I was taken off of that ship.
- 46:59Testecleese: because after when the Emt. Showed up, I don't remember any of this last person I remember, was being in an ambulance being taken off, but apparently they they asked me a bunch of questions and they asked me my name. And I was like, yeah, I know my name like, what is it? I said. Hot sauce.
- 47:18Testecleese: So glad I left that ship because I would have been hot sauce the rest of my time.
- 47:21Brian McFadden: Yes, you have.
- 47:23El guapo: Hot sauce. They're like fuck.
- 47:25Testecleese: Oh! Damn!
- 47:26El guapo: No dude. I got you a better story than that. So in my, when I was in the carrier, my secondary command, we had this name called Snowball.
- 47:35El guapo: and I go like dude. Why'd they call you Snowball? I just.
- 47:37Testecleese: Oh, please tell me it's not a gay thing.
- 47:40El guapo: No, it was, I guess he. He busted his nuts in this girl's mouth.
- 47:46El guapo: and
- 47:47El guapo: then she acted like she went to the bathroom.
- 47:51El guapo: She came back and snowballed him.
- 47:54Testecleese: Oh, yeah. Oh.
- 47:55El guapo: So he got upset and beat her.
- 47:57Brian McFadden: Oh! So he.
- 47:58El guapo: Got arrested. This is back in high school.
- 48:01El guapo: So he went to.
- 48:02Testecleese: Followed him to the navy.
- 48:03El guapo: Yes, I go like how the fuck that shit follow you to the navy. Well.
- 48:07Testecleese: Sure.
- 48:08El guapo: To have.
- 48:08Testecleese: What's the cut on that one.
- 48:10El guapo: He went to Bouquet.
- 48:11Testecleese: Should have kept. You should have kept your mouth shut in the 1st place, and you were.
- 48:14El guapo: No, no.
- 48:15El guapo: it was a it was a him. It was a him. He went to Boot camp.
- 48:18El guapo: Somebody from high school was there.
- 48:20El guapo: so everybody in Boot Camp got a snowball.
- 48:24El guapo: Well, he went to fucking a school
- 48:27El guapo: one from Boot Camp, one from Boot Camp was there, so that's what they call him.
- 48:32El guapo: Then, when he graduated from a school, somebody followed to the carrier.
- 48:36Brian McFadden: Oh, man!
- 48:37El guapo: Yeah, he's fucking scar full of whatever time he.
- 48:40Testecleese: Yeah, it's it forever. At that point.
- 48:44Testecleese: Well, we mentioned the Tiananmen Square massacre. I'm sure both you fellas know what that is right.
- 48:49Brian McFadden: No.
- 48:50El guapo: The Chinese Government.
- 48:51Testecleese: Killed a bunch of college students.
- 48:53El guapo: Good stuff.
- 48:54Testecleese: Similar to the Kent State massacre. Right.
- 48:57Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 48:59Testecleese: Walls also claimed he was talking about 1st amendment rights, how you don't have all these rights that we think we do.
- 49:07Testecleese: And he said, you know.
- 49:08El guapo: For misinformation.
- 49:10Testecleese: Well, he said, for example, you can't shout fire in a crowded theatre, and.
- 49:13El guapo: You've seen.
- 49:14Testecleese: 9. The Supreme Court was like, that's not true at all
- 49:17Testecleese: like you're just not allowed to incite public panic or chaos. So, for example, if there is a fire you can yell fire! If it's part of the play you're performing in, you can yell fire!
- 49:32Testecleese: So it's and he never got fact checked on any of this stuff.
- 49:36Testecleese: No.
- 49:37Brian McFadden: Because fact checking wasn't allowed.
- 49:40Testecleese: Then why do they pack tech Vance 3 times.
- 49:43El guapo: Because it's biased.
- 49:45Brian McFadden: He's Republican.
- 49:47Testecleese: Well, isn't ABC. The one isn't the reason why they changed the rules because Disney's getting sued over all sorts of stuff like this.
- 49:53Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 49:55Brian McFadden: trump's got a libel suit against ABC.
- 49:58Testecleese: Yeah. And Disney owns them right?
- 50:01Brian McFadden: Yes,
- 50:03El guapo: There's the fucking connection.
- 50:05Testecleese: Disney owns half everything dude. It's insane.
- 50:08El guapo: Hmm.
- 50:08Testecleese: Disney and alphabet alphabet owns Google
- 50:13Testecleese: and Google owns Youtube.
- 50:18Testecleese: Alright.
- 50:20Testecleese: So a hurricane came through.
- 50:23Brian McFadden: Do you think?
- 50:25El guapo: you didn't miss us.
- 50:27Brian McFadden: I did, Miss
- 50:29Brian McFadden: North Carolina and Tennessee.
- 50:33Testecleese: And like I said, I got days of rain up here that caused enough water in the river to wash people away. What's usually a very calm river on the mountaintop.
- 50:41Brian McFadden: You used to bathe in that river.
- 50:43Testecleese: I have. When my water was down here I would go down there. Now I
- 50:47Testecleese: it was a horror bath, because I didn't want to bring soap to the river and poison the fish.
- 50:52Brian McFadden: Good idea.
- 50:53Testecleese: But at least I would like wash out my crack, you know.
- 50:57Brian McFadden: That's real good. The armpits, you know.
- 50:58Testecleese: What I mean
- 51:00Testecleese: until I had my water back up and running the air.
- 51:03Testecleese: But apparently there's still thousands without water in North Carolina.
- 51:07Brian McFadden: By Bob Howard, too.
- 51:09Testecleese: Yeah, and
- 51:11Testecleese: yeah.
- 51:12Testecleese: well.
- 51:14Testecleese: Remo.
- 51:15Brian McFadden: The headquarters of the the insurance company I work with
- 51:18Brian McFadden: is in Swananoa, Asheville area.
- 51:22Brian McFadden: The building's totally gone, I mean, it's there, but there's no way it can ever be using it. You can see how high the water got in the building.
- 51:30Brian McFadden: It's got to be condemned and tore down, because there's going to be nothing but mold in the building. For the rest of the time the building stands.
- 51:37Testecleese: Yeah, and what hundreds are dead, so far
- 51:41Testecleese: at least a thousand. So.
- 51:42Brian McFadden: And they're saying most of the people didn't have flood insurance because it wasn't an area.
- 51:47El guapo: They get flooded.
- 51:48Brian McFadden: That would get flooded. This was like a hundred year flood that was caused by climate change.
- 51:53El guapo: Climate change, climate, always changing.
- 51:55Testecleese: On mountaintops
- 51:57Testecleese: that had flood issues. It's like mountaintops. Don't flood, you know. I don't have flood insurance. I'm on the top of a mountain.
- 52:04Brian McFadden: I don't have flood insurance. I'm not on top of a mountain.
- 52:08Testecleese: No, you're on the coast.
- 52:10Brian McFadden: Yeah, but it. But they changed the flood tables around here, and I can't escrow the flood insurance anymore. If I want to have flood insurance. I gotta pay for it.
- 52:20Brian McFadden: and a 1 time fee
- 52:22Brian McFadden: annually.
- 52:24Brian McFadden: Question.
- 52:26Testecleese: Do you get some kind of discount through the company you work for on insurance? No.
- 52:30Testecleese: no, they don't hook you up because you work for them.
- 52:33Brian McFadden: No.
- 52:34Testecleese: Very interesting. You think they would.
- 52:36Brian McFadden: The rates are standardized and controlled by the States.
- 52:40Brian McFadden: So I mean.
- 52:41Brian McFadden: you know, it's it's.
- 52:46Testecleese: I'm pretty sure.
- 52:46Brian McFadden: Very regular. It's a regulated industry, very highly regulated industries.
- 52:50El guapo: And we're.
- 52:51Testecleese: Sure West Virginia regulates the gasoline prices because it's the same price everywhere you go.
- 52:57Testecleese: Last I bought gas. It was $3 9 cents a gallon. Now.
- 53:01El guapo: Good morning!
- 53:01Brian McFadden: Dollars, right now.
- 53:03El guapo: See, that's what happened with your regulated stuff.
- 53:06Brian McFadden: We're under $3 a gallon here.
- 53:08Testecleese: Good for you guys.
- 53:09El guapo: That's what happened. Probably when you regulate. So like we got.
- 53:12Brian McFadden: West Virginia, compared to other states that I drive through to get to Michigan still has the cheaper gas, you know. It's got cheaper gas in Michigan. It's got cheaper gas in Ohio and Pennsylvania. So.
- 53:26Testecleese: Speaking of West Virginia.
- 53:28Testecleese: if I have a housewarming party this coming spring, any chance you 2 would be able to make it out.
- 53:35El guapo: You have to give me a date. How far? Good! What's the name of the town?
- 53:40Testecleese: Boy. I'm not in a town or a city.
- 53:44Brian McFadden: He's about. I I think I looked it up. I think it's like a 6 h drive for us.
- 53:48Testecleese: It's about a 6 h drive, so you get to probably spend the night.
- 53:51Testecleese: Now, heads up. I don't have room to house everyone I'm going to invite. But there is a motel down the road. Oh, I say, down the road, down in the nearest town.
- 54:00El guapo: Hold on! Hold on! You live in the woods. I can camp out fuck that.
- 54:03Brian McFadden: Yeah. Why can't we bring our tents.
- 54:05El guapo: Yeah.
- 54:06Testecleese: You can, but I'm literally on a mountain, so there's a slope in the yard.
- 54:10El guapo: I don't care. I sleep fucking face up.
- 54:14Brian McFadden: Sure I could convince my wife to come to the.
- 54:16El guapo: Oh!
- 54:17Brian McFadden: Virginia for a weekend.
- 54:19El guapo: Camping, adventure.
- 54:20Brian McFadden: Ha, ha! Ha!
- 54:21Brian McFadden: I don't know about the camp. And actually she does want to go camping. We'd have to buy camping equipment. So.
- 54:27El guapo: No, you did something. You got sleeping bags already or no.
- 54:29Brian McFadden: No not anymore.
- 54:31El guapo: Oh!
- 54:32Brian McFadden: I got an air mattress for the tent.
- 54:34Testecleese: Well, I'm just saying to be fun as fuck if I threw this party invited everyone out for the new home, and we all sat down together on my porch and did the show together in person.
- 54:43Brian McFadden: Yeah, I would just like old times.
- 54:46Testecleese: Here's the real fun part.
- 54:48Testecleese: I can hook up my microphone to record in all directions instead of one direction.
- 54:52El guapo: Yeah.
- 54:53Testecleese: So we could all just have the one mic there between us. Yeah.
- 54:58El guapo: The quickest.
- 55:01Testecleese: Actually, the bug noises out here are insane, and they never stop.
- 55:04El guapo: Oh, wow!
- 55:06Testecleese: All the time they're they're doing the dude. I fed a fucking chipmunk on my porch out of my hand.
- 55:14Testecleese: Animals are not afraid of me.
- 55:15El guapo: God, they don't come down. Snow, white.
- 55:19Brian McFadden: I will say that actually.
- 55:21Testecleese: Wife has called me that before the animals tend to like me.
- 55:25Testecleese: But like these birds will land on a bird feeder
- 55:28Testecleese: 2 feet away from me and eat. And just look at me when they're eating. I'm like, What's up, pretty bird.
- 55:35El guapo: Alright!
- 55:36Testecleese: Anyway, Fema got involved because of this hurricane.
- 55:40Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're handing off $750 to people that don't have homeowners insurance.
- 55:46Brian McFadden: Basically, you gotta be on public assistance already to qualify.
- 55:50Testecleese: Well, yes, and now that you brought that up, I'm gonna bring up this audio.
- 55:54Brian McFadden: All right.
- 55:57Brian McFadden: Can't hear it. Turn it up.
- 56:00Testecleese: Really, when.
- 56:00Brian McFadden: Really low.
- 56:11Brian McFadden: and the Federal relief and assistance that we have been providing has included Fema providing $750 for folks who need immediate needs, being met, such as food, baby formula, and the like. And you can apply now for anyone who's.
- 56:30El guapo: There are fema personnel who are going door to door
- 56:34El guapo: to interact personally with folks, especially those who do not have electricity, but also that that aid, if you have electricity, can be applied for online. And I encourage people to do that, Fema will just basically verify your address. And then.
- 56:50Testecleese: That's what gets me. He's like, oh, there's more money you can get, but you can apply for it.
- 56:54Testecleese: I'm like
- 56:55Testecleese: Powers out across the entire fucking area. Yeah, everything's destroyed. How are you applying for this extra aid and $750?
- 57:04Testecleese: Fuck you
- 57:05Testecleese: like. I just.
- 57:06Brian McFadden: Doesn't cover shit.
- 57:08Testecleese: That won't even pay for my cell phone.
- 57:12Testecleese: let al1. 0, you get groceries. Okay? Where am I gonna put the groceries so they don't go bad.
- 57:17Brian McFadden: Right.
- 57:18Testecleese: Like I. My fridge doesn't work. Power's out, you know.
- 57:24Testecleese: It drives me nuts. And they're like, Oh, well, people are misrepresenting. No, they're not. They're saying that. What what's this gonna do? And I can't ask for more help, and even if I get more help, what good is it going to do me.
- 57:36Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're saying that
- 57:38Brian McFadden: the the Federal response to this
- 57:41Brian McFadden: is worse than Katrina was when President Bush was in charge.
- 57:46Testecleese: Yes. Well, this was a budget.
- 57:48Brian McFadden: You have to dig. You have to dig deep to find the coverage of that, because it's not on ABC Cbs and Nbc.
- 57:57Testecleese: Course not. That makes the Biden-harris administration look bad.
- 58:02Testecleese: Oh.
- 58:02Brian McFadden: Trump trump showed up down there in the area. Long before Biden and Harris did, Harris was out fundraising on the East West coast, trying to get more money for her campaign.
- 58:13Testecleese: Yes, and Biden didn't show up at all.
- 58:16Brian McFadden: He? He did show up last Wednesday.
- 58:18Testecleese: Oh, Diddy, my mistake, my apologies.
- 58:21Brian McFadden: But when he was asked by a reporter
- 58:24Brian McFadden: how the people were faring in the area, and you know, were they getting everything they needed. He's like, Oh, yeah, everybody's so for happy down there in the storm zone.
- 58:33Brian McFadden: they're they're doing great.
- 58:36Brian McFadden: I don't think he comprehends reality anymore.
- 58:43Brian McFadden: He's the one with the nuclear codes.
- 58:46Testecleese: Well, I mean, that's why he's not running again, because everyone saw him at that debate. Trump! What the hell
- 58:52Testecleese: you know.
- 58:54Testecleese: then who is this ex Kentucky U. Person. Kentucky University
- 59:00Testecleese: said that Helene
- 59:02Testecleese: was sent by God to punish trump supporters.
- 59:07El guapo: I don't know who it is. I don't care.
- 59:09Testecleese: Now, Guapo, I know you're Catholic.
- 59:11Testecleese: Brian. I know you're Christian. I'm not sure
- 59:15Testecleese: exactly how you view everything that religion the way Guapo and I would, but I know you see the 10 Commandments right the same way generally.
- 59:24Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 59:25Testecleese: Isn't, isn't saying that God is punishing you. Isn't that taking God's name in vain to assume that you know God's plan?
- 59:33Testecleese: Yeah.
- 59:34Testecleese: And I I
- 59:37Testecleese: this Bible study I've done.
- 59:39Testecleese: Everyone's always said, or, for example, saying, God damn it is, you know, taking God's name in vain. No, it's not. It's I smite you in the name of God.
- 59:48Testecleese: like Allah U Akbar, kind of thing.
- 59:50Brian McFadden: Right.
- 59:51El guapo: You know you know the name of God. What's his name now?
- 59:55Testecleese: Well, it depends on who you ask. I've heard people say that God's name is Harold.
- 1:00:01El guapo: No jawa.
- 1:00:02Testecleese: Our Father who art in heaven, Harold, to be thy name, and then it's Jesus H. Christ. His middle name is God, his Father's name. Obviously, it's Harold right?
- 1:00:12Testecleese: No, nobody gets that joke. That, hallowed Harrow. Harold. Okay, whatever I mean, I've heard Yahweh, I've heard.
- 1:00:19El guapo: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:00:20Testecleese: Or yeah
- 1:00:22Testecleese: Allah!
- 1:00:24Testecleese: As God's name.
- 1:00:26El guapo: No Eliza, messenger.
- 1:00:29El guapo: -Oh.
- 1:00:29Testecleese: Allah is.
- 1:00:30El guapo: I'll bark up.
- 1:00:31Testecleese: Muslim.
- 1:00:31El guapo: A lot. No, a lot is this message. This is like a lot. But
- 1:00:37Testecleese: Alahu! A barman's gone.
- 1:00:38El guapo: Yeah, yeah, it's great. Okay? Fine.
- 1:00:42El guapo: Well, so Allah means God, not a name.
- 1:00:46Testecleese: It depends. It doesn't matter because we can't possibly understand God because we are mere humans.
- 1:00:53Testecleese: You know, stuck in 3 dimensions, traveling through the 4, th possibly that that we can't control or even perceive.
- 1:01:00El guapo: Hmm.
- 1:01:00Brian McFadden: Yep.
- 1:01:02Testecleese: And they go. I can go way into depth in this stuff and get into.
- 1:01:05El guapo: Oh, anyways. Yeah. Sorry.
- 1:01:07Testecleese: Like string theory how there's 12 dimensions. Maybe God can perceive all 12, and that's the difference.
- 1:01:13Testecleese: You know.
- 1:01:16Testecleese: But it drove me. That's this person said that you're being punished. By God.
- 1:01:20Testecleese: Right? It's like, Wow! What the fuck is the matter with you?
- 1:01:23El guapo: This is the people.
- 1:01:25Testecleese: Soon as she said, soon as she says this shit there's 3 earthquakes in California, and then Washington State had a record spike in earthquakes around a volcano
- 1:01:34Testecleese: which are all Democrats.
- 1:01:37El guapo: Hmm.
- 1:01:38Testecleese: So like is, are they being punished by God?
- 1:01:42Brian McFadden: Apparently.
- 1:01:42El guapo: It's just Nature's doing its thing. Earth is moving. Okay. I don't know why people keep forgetting the fucking Titanic plates to keep moving. Okay.
- 1:01:50El guapo: Eric's gonna do his thing. We're just in the way.
- 1:01:53Testecleese: Yeah, we're just here for the ride, and that's.
- 1:01:55El guapo: Yeah.
- 1:01:56Testecleese: I, I brought up a global
- 1:01:58Testecleese: warming climate change, global.
- 1:02:01El guapo: No.
- 1:02:01Testecleese: Wing Company.
- 1:02:02El guapo: Eric is gonna do her own thing. We can not gonna be able to change that.
- 1:02:07Testecleese: Guy is, gonna be okay.
- 1:02:09El guapo: All right.
- 1:02:11Testecleese: She's gonna be all right. We may not be here, but Gaia will be all right.
- 1:02:15El guapo: Yeah.
- 1:02:16Testecleese: All right.
- 1:02:17Testecleese: It's going to keep orbiting the sun for a very long time.
- 1:02:21El guapo: If people don't know what Guy is, that's the Greek mythology, Mother Earth.
- 1:02:26Testecleese: Yeah. Nature.
- 1:02:29El guapo: Nate, yeah. Mother earth.
- 1:02:30Testecleese: Yeah.
- 1:02:34Testecleese: Address it? Yep.
- 1:02:37El guapo: Hey? I have to give it props to fucking god of war. They introduced a lot of Greek mythology.
- 1:02:46Testecleese: Yeah, you talk about Mars or
- 1:02:49El guapo: Aries! Aries!
- 1:02:50Testecleese: Yeah, okay, I was like.
- 1:02:52El guapo: Mars.
- 1:02:53Testecleese: Year.
- 1:02:53El guapo: Yeah, no, my, I got a war is Greek.
- 1:02:56El guapo: So.
- 1:02:57Testecleese: The Romans had a god of war too, but the Romans used planets.
- 1:03:01El guapo: Yeah, Mars.
- 1:03:02Testecleese: Zeus. Yeah. Yeah. Mars was war.
- 1:03:05El guapo: Yeah, then, that's what I said. I got awarded to be a game.
- 1:03:09El guapo: Introduce.
- 1:03:09Testecleese: Oh.
- 1:03:10Testecleese: the video game! God!
- 1:03:12El guapo: Yeah.
- 1:03:15Testecleese: Fredos.
- 1:03:16El guapo: Yeah. Krato's fucking guy.
- 1:03:18Testecleese: I bought a playstation to play that game.
- 1:03:21El guapo: No, I I got all of them.
- 1:03:24El guapo: Oh, I see.
- 1:03:24Testecleese: I couldn't beat, I think the 4th one I got stuck at 1 point.
- 1:03:28El guapo: The one with the the beard that he's with the northern gods.
- 1:03:33Testecleese: Yeah. The Nordic one.
- 1:03:35El guapo: Oh, I just got it, I mean, I got it like a couple of months ago. I only play little by little bit. I don't play big games like I used to.
- 1:03:41Testecleese: No, I haven't played in years. But I I got stuck at 1 point, and I was like, Yeah, I put it down. I was like, I'll come back to it in a couple.
- 1:03:47El guapo: Yeah, he never did.
- 1:03:48Testecleese: I never picked it up again.
- 1:03:50El guapo: I plugged in.
- 1:03:51Testecleese: Once since then to play a DVD. When Powell went out here, and I had.
- 1:03:56Testecleese: My generator running, you know.
- 1:03:57El guapo: Oh.
- 1:03:59El guapo: yeah, but God award like, introduce a lot of Greek mythology to me, like, Oh, like, yeah.
- 1:04:04Testecleese: Yeah. And he had those crazy swords on chains attached to his.
- 1:04:08El guapo: Oh, yeah.
- 1:04:08Testecleese: Shock of it. Pull him back.
- 1:04:10El guapo: Yeah. Good game. Great game.
- 1:04:13Testecleese: One of the best, I think. Honestly, you know.
- 1:04:14El guapo: Graphics and everything his, the story graphic. And it was amazing.
- 1:04:20Testecleese: Storyline, how.
- 1:04:21El guapo: Yeah.
- 1:04:21Testecleese: Lost down into Hades and crawled his way out.
- 1:04:24El guapo: Yeah, that was amazing. Dude.
- 1:04:26Testecleese: It sounds like we're doing a commercial here, doesn't it?
- 1:04:30Brian McFadden: They're one of our new sponsor.
- 1:04:34Testecleese: Nobody. Nobody's sponsoring us, not even our listeners.
- 1:04:43El guapo: We're self-dependent. We're strong independent podcasts. Okay.
- 1:04:48Testecleese: Anyone who is interested throwing us 5 bucks shoot us a message. It's it's easy to do. We go through Paypal.
- 1:04:56Testecleese: couple bucks here, a couple bucks there. We'll keep the show up and running.
- 1:05:00Testecleese: Not expensive to keep the show running.
- 1:05:02Brian McFadden: No.
- 1:05:03Testecleese: But
- 1:05:04Testecleese: we gotta pay for storage space right.
- 1:05:06Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:05:07Testecleese: This is coming out of our pockets
- 1:05:09Testecleese: to pay for this show.
- 1:05:11El guapo: Yeah, that's right. We're strong, independent, podcast. Don't forget that.
- 1:05:14Testecleese: Right. We're short. We're boss girl bosses over here right.
- 1:05:19El guapo: Yeah.
- 1:05:24El guapo: Oh,
- 1:05:25Testecleese: But anyway, the Federal Government is now saying there's no money left for a hurricane relief.
- 1:05:30Brian McFadden: Yeah, they spent it all on
- 1:05:32Testecleese: Come up!
- 1:05:32Brian McFadden: They spend it all on illegal immigrants. So it's a it's a, you know. We got to go back to Congress, get more money to pay for more stuff.
- 1:05:42Testecleese: Well, this is what's terrifying is one. We spent what we're talking about giving these people 750 bucks a piece
- 1:05:49Testecleese: to help him out.
- 1:05:50Testecleese: Fuck you! You're $750. I'm going to rebuild the house for 750 bucks.
- 1:05:54Brian McFadden: Nope.
- 1:05:55Testecleese: Meanwhile you spent 640 million dollars on these migrants coming into our country. And this is just Fema, because that's.
- 1:06:04Brian McFadden: They're living in hotels in New York City.
- 1:06:07Testecleese: New York City's giving them 4,000 bucks apiece.
- 1:06:11Brian McFadden: That probably came from the Turkish country. Turkey.
- 1:06:15El guapo: Man, your island.
- 1:06:16Testecleese: And I don't trust Turkey. They're.
- 1:06:20Brian McFadden: No, but but Mayor Adams was in cahoots with Turkey.
- 1:06:24El guapo: Yeah.
- 1:06:25El guapo: there. Adams.
- 1:06:26Testecleese: To prison.
- 1:06:29El guapo: What I think it is to like
- 1:06:33El guapo: like
- 1:06:34El guapo: just like a private entity, you know, like, Hey, look, I would like to get like
- 1:06:39El guapo: certifying this and stuff, and probably he just made the connection.
- 1:06:43El guapo: Nothing dirty, but it just looks dirty, you know.
- 1:06:48Testecleese: Oh, okay, that's the fema money that's gone. But how much money got sent to Ukraine?
- 1:06:54El guapo: Oh, yeah, billions of dollars.
- 1:06:57Testecleese: Trillions.
- 1:06:59El guapo: Yeah, almost one.
- 1:07:00Testecleese: Yeah, okay, almost a trillion dollars. But there's no money to help America.
- 1:07:05Brian McFadden: Well, I mean, and and the the home. The fema guy came out at the beginning of hurricane season. We got plenty of money to cover anything that might happen.
- 1:07:15Brian McFadden: Plenty of money, nothing to worry about.
- 1:07:17Testecleese: Well. Helene was a fucking cat. 4. Category 4. When it hit shore.
- 1:07:23Brian McFadden: And now we got another one that's aiming towards Tampa.
- 1:07:26Testecleese: Yes, and that's exactly why I put it here, saying there's no more money in Fema left, and boom! Here comes another hurricane. I I had the name
- 1:07:34Testecleese: can't remember what it was, but it doesn't matter the trouble of depression. It's the 14th one, and it looks like it's going to be a hurricane when it hits Florida.
- 1:07:45Testecleese: Florida gets
- 1:07:46Testecleese: destroyed by hurricanes every year, though, don't they? Yeah.
- 1:07:50El guapo: Well, that's a risk. You think we're moving over there.
- 1:07:53Testecleese: Not just where it is, but it's below sea level. Most of it.
- 1:07:58El guapo: It's all.
- 1:07:58Testecleese: Swampland.
- 1:08:01Testecleese: But back to North Carolina, where they're getting they got wrecked.
- 1:08:06Testecleese: Did you see that they're giving out Benadryl and epinephrine pens to people.
- 1:08:11Brian McFadden: No.
- 1:08:13Testecleese: Apparently this storm has caused all of the Yellow Jackets to swarm.
- 1:08:18El guapo: God damn!
- 1:08:19Testecleese: Did you imagine being stung to death by yellow jackets.
- 1:08:23Brian McFadden: After surviving the hurricane.
- 1:08:25Testecleese: Oh, my God!
- 1:08:27El guapo: God damn! That's crazy!
- 1:08:30Testecleese: Okay, bees.
- 1:08:32Testecleese: I'm not worried about bees. A lot of people are bees won't mess with you. They really won't. You leave them alone? They leave you alone, I.
- 1:08:38El guapo: Unless the African beast and you had to take out the queen.
- 1:08:41Testecleese: Africanized bees. Yeah.
- 1:08:43El guapo: Yes.
- 1:08:44Testecleese: I have a video somewhere on Facebook on my phone somewhere of
- 1:08:49Testecleese: my bees up in Massachusetts swarmed out of the hive. I had.
- 1:08:53Testecleese: And well, I walked out there to record them like this is so cool. And then I started to turn around and look around, and I realized I was in the middle of a bee swarm. Like all completely surrounded by these bees.
- 1:09:06El guapo: Buzzing.
- 1:09:07Testecleese: They ignored me. They didn't care.
- 1:09:10Testecleese: I wasn't trying to hurt any of them, but Yellow Jackets will sting you because you're there.
- 1:09:18Testecleese: Wasps are even worse.
- 1:09:20El guapo: Japanese was.
- 1:09:23Testecleese: Okay Mayor Pete. He's called here, which I thought was interesting, because isn't he the Secretary of Transportation? Now.
- 1:09:29Brian McFadden: Yes, he is.
- 1:09:31Testecleese: Pete Buttigieg.
- 1:09:33El guapo: Yeah, buddy, here.
- 1:09:34Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:09:35Testecleese: Booty, judge.
- 1:09:36Brian McFadden: With his nanny.
- 1:09:39Testecleese: With his nanny.
- 1:09:40Brian McFadden: Well, he went on, maternity leave.
- 1:09:43El guapo: Yeah.
- 1:09:43Testecleese: Oh, he did! He did, didn't he?
- 1:09:45El guapo: 2 gay couple we mean a gay couple.
- 1:09:48Testecleese: Husband adopted a kid, and he took.
- 1:09:50El guapo: Maternity leave.
- 1:09:51Testecleese: Yeah, maternity paternity. Leave whatever you want to say. What's what was the oh, there was a train crisis at the time, right.
- 1:09:58El guapo: The Ohio, East Palestine.
- 1:10:02Testecleese: The Palestine thing without chemicals poured out and poison and everything, and and oh.
- 1:10:08Brian McFadden: I don't think he ever went either.
- 1:10:10El guapo: He did, but.
- 1:10:11Testecleese: He's playing with his kid.
- 1:10:13Testecleese: He has told citizens to stop using drones to find stranded victims.
- 1:10:23Testecleese: and you know, at least give me a reason, but he didn't.
- 1:10:26Testecleese: All he said was you getting in the way? Getting in the way of what? How is my.
- 1:10:29Brian McFadden: They're arresting people. We've got private pilots in their helicopters trying to get in North Carolina with supplies.
- 1:10:37El guapo: Oh!
- 1:10:37Brian McFadden: Arrested them as they land.
- 1:10:39Testecleese: Yes, okay. So you heard about the volunteer firefighter who had his own helicopter.
- 1:10:45El guapo: With home, with his son.
- 1:10:47Testecleese: Yeah with his son. He was flying to mountaintops to rescue people, and then the police and fired on like you need to stop now
- 1:10:54Testecleese: he's like, well, I left my son up there because I brought down this dude's wife and her kids, and I
- 1:10:59Testecleese: the man and my son at the top of the mountain. I need to go back and get him like well, no, you'll be arrested if you do. He's like well, fuck you. And he went up and got him anyway, and got arrested. It's like Dude's rescuing people, and you're putting them in jail.
- 1:11:13Testecleese: What what is going on, I mean? Is it because they vote trump.
- 1:11:19Brian McFadden: Well, that's the latest thing coming out, saying there's some. I don't know if it's in the store articles or not.
- 1:11:24Brian McFadden: but
- 1:11:25Brian McFadden: there's political pundits came out, saying that
- 1:11:29Brian McFadden: the
- 1:11:30Brian McFadden: the the more affluent, affluent Democrats will find a way to vote in November for President, but the trump supporters aren't more. They're more likely not to show up to the polls now, because of all the damage in the North Carolina area.
- 1:11:46Testecleese: Who did you say say that? Said that.
- 1:11:50Brian McFadden: Some political, pundit.
- 1:11:51Testecleese: Okay. It's it's not a political pundit. It's under Harris. It's the 1st thing in there.
- 1:11:57Brian McFadden: Okay.
- 1:11:57Testecleese: David Axelrod.
- 1:12:00Testecleese: He worked. He was the former Obi Obama.
- 1:12:04Brian McFadden: You work for Obama.
- 1:12:07Testecleese: Saying that these what do you call them? Affluent, or
- 1:12:11Testecleese: whatever
- 1:12:13Testecleese: but like, basically, they're smarter than trump voters. They'll get out and vote anyway.
- 1:12:17Brian McFadden: Right.
- 1:12:18Testecleese: Meanwhile they're saying that the trump side is divisive. Meanwhile you just call them all stupid.
- 1:12:26Testecleese: Come on!
- 1:12:28Testecleese: And
- 1:12:29Testecleese: I found this fascinating. I think you shaded Ryan? Maybe.
- 1:12:33Testecleese: Pardon me, maybe I did. I'm not sure
- 1:12:36Testecleese: they're using mules to smuggle surprise supplies into North Carolina mountains. Now
- 1:12:42Testecleese: I don't know.
- 1:12:43Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, I did share that. Yeah, I thought that was interesting. Well, I thought it was.
- 1:12:47Testecleese: Fascinating that we use the term mule to refer to a person who smuggles goods. Now.
- 1:12:53Brian McFadden: Right.
- 1:12:55Brian McFadden: Yeah, but he's.
- 1:12:57Testecleese: These are literal, like donkeys climbing across the mountains with bottles of water and food.
- 1:13:03Testecleese: And why
- 1:13:05Testecleese: brought this up a couple weeks ago, when Harris was talking about Price gouging.
- 1:13:09El guapo: Nice.
- 1:13:10Testecleese: Specifically said, what about when a hurricane shows up and I load up my truck in a trailer full of bottles of water, and I didn't charge 8 bucks a bottle of water
- 1:13:18Testecleese: to pay for me. Buying the water.
- 1:13:21Testecleese: Towing it all down to
- 1:13:24Testecleese: New Orleans, was the example I used
- 1:13:27Testecleese: to help people, but I need to spend 8 bucks to make it worth my trip there and come home with a couple extra bucks.
- 1:13:34El guapo: Or at least just come out even and stuff like. No, you cannot do that.
- 1:13:37Testecleese: Yeah, it's like, okay.
- 1:13:38El guapo: And it happened.
- 1:13:39Testecleese: At all.
- 1:13:40El guapo: It happened, the guy got arrested. He did load up his truck
- 1:13:45El guapo: full of generators, they charged extra, and people did not care like, Hey, we need generators.
- 1:13:50Testecleese: Generator, right.
- 1:13:51El guapo: Yeah, I will pay whatever. This money doesn't mean nothing right now.
- 1:13:55Testecleese: So yeah, so you go and shut this dude down, saying, No, you can't do this. So now these people don't have the generator to create
- 1:14:02Testecleese: diversity.
- 1:14:03El guapo: And this is what happened.
- 1:14:05Testecleese: It's called a. It's called an Emergency Account.
- 1:14:07El guapo: Is emergency economy fucking market, you know, because if people see this like Oh, my God, they're willing to pay that much. I could go like a 20 bucks cheaper him then that's a fucking market.
- 1:14:19Testecleese: That exact, and that's exactly it is if supply goes down, but demand goes up, prices go up. That's just the way it works.
- 1:14:29El guapo: Yeah.
- 1:14:30Testecleese: So there's no generators around because they all got destroyed in the storm. Dude shows up with it.
- 1:14:35Testecleese: Tractor truck full of generators selling for 500 bucks over what they cost
- 1:14:40Testecleese: one. He had to tow them all down there. That ain't that ain't free. I don't know if anyone realizes that.
- 1:14:46Testecleese: And why am I going to take the effort? Take take a week off of work to drive down to the hurricane zone to help people
- 1:14:53Testecleese: if I'm not going to get paid at all. Oh.
- 1:14:56El guapo: Yeah.
- 1:14:56Testecleese: Well did did any of these assholes, saying, Don't do it? Did they go down to help anyone take a week off of work? No, I need. I need to get paid.
- 1:15:03Testecleese: Yeah, right?
- 1:15:05Testecleese: And if the dude's willing to pay the extra 500 bucks for a generator because he needs it.
- 1:15:11Testecleese: I don't understand why the government's getting involved.
- 1:15:14El guapo: Because the Government doesn't. The worst. Fucking 9 little words of the American vocabulary is.
- 1:15:21Testecleese: Like Ronald Reagan here.
- 1:15:23El guapo: Yeah, I'm from the government here to help.
- 1:15:27Testecleese: 9 words ever spoken.
- 1:15:29El guapo: In the English language.
- 1:15:31Testecleese: To help.
- 1:15:32El guapo: In the English language.
- 1:15:35El guapo: because they just they just get in the fucking way. Let fucking things like.
- 1:15:41El guapo: you know, people would pay whatever they had to pay for it. And it just eventually they're gonna come, you know, cover. And it's not price gouging. It's just okay. The same thing goes to Hotels Hotel, where they get a lot of people
- 1:15:53El guapo: you have to raise at the price because they don't want a lot of people to like.
- 1:15:57Brian McFadden: Find a man.
- 1:15:58El guapo: Take out room instead of one person.
- 1:16:00El guapo: you know. Like, take it.
- 1:16:02El guapo: room in.
- 1:16:04Testecleese: More money. I'm gonna make more money.
- 1:16:06El guapo: Not even that. You just.
- 1:16:08Brian McFadden: They've switched over from tourists to illegal immigrants.
- 1:16:13Testecleese: And homeless veterans to illegal immigrants.
- 1:16:16Testecleese: That really pissed me up in Massachusetts, kicked out all the homeless vets to house
- 1:16:21Testecleese: these migrants.
- 1:16:22Brian McFadden: Yep.
- 1:16:23El guapo: Yeah, supply and demand, I guess, for the Democrat party.
- 1:16:29Testecleese: Oh, my God, yeah, it's it's frustrating. The government shouldn't be involved in 90% of the stuff they're involved in. And this is what my libertarian is starting to really show.
- 1:16:39Testecleese: Get the Government out of the way.
- 1:16:41El guapo: Yeah. Oh.
- 1:16:42Testecleese: Like. For example, when Harris was talking about giving 1st time home buyers $25,000 on down payment to help him buy a house.
- 1:16:50Testecleese: I'm like, you do realize that's just going to cost create. Make the cost of a house go up by $25,000. Right?
- 1:16:57Testecleese: Same thing happened when the government got involved in student loans. Now, all of a sudden, you're guaranteed all this money so we can charge more money because the Government's gonna hand it to you, even if you're never gonna pay this debt back. And then we just forgive the debt anyway, and say, fuck the taxpayer.
- 1:17:15Testecleese: And, by the way, we're still talking about the student debt crisis.
- 1:17:19El guapo: Yeah.
- 1:17:20Brian McFadden: That's a problem with.
- 1:17:21Testecleese: Lending, giving out the loans.
- 1:17:25Brian McFadden: Who gave out the loans.
- 1:17:26El guapo: The government.
- 1:17:27Testecleese: Government.
- 1:17:28Brian McFadden: Right.
- 1:17:28Testecleese: Obama was on a dinner right.
- 1:17:30Brian McFadden: Yeah, he's the one that took it away from the banks and took it under control of Federal government.
- 1:17:35Testecleese: Well, he didn't take it away from the banks. He created
- 1:17:39Testecleese: a lower interest rate.
- 1:17:41Testecleese: Yeah, that was guaranteed. So students took that instead.
- 1:17:47Testecleese: But then, all of a sudden, school prices went up to $80,000 a year from $35,000,
- 1:17:54Testecleese: and you know it.
- 1:17:56Testecleese: Oh, I have a I have a Phd. But I owe $85,000. I think you should pay it off. Well, you're the fucking genius with a doctorate.
- 1:18:03Testecleese: Why is the dude who joined the service and is working here? Perfect example working at the docks? Why is he paying your student loan?
- 1:18:13Testecleese: He could have gone to college and refused to pay it off too.
- 1:18:17El guapo: I'm sorry. No, no, if your catalys agree doesn't pay himself. You got ripped off.
- 1:18:23Testecleese: What's that?
- 1:18:24El guapo: If your college degree doesn't pay itself.
- 1:18:27El guapo: Oh, yeah.
- 1:18:28Testecleese: Talk. Exactly. Yeah.
- 1:18:29El guapo: You know.
- 1:18:30Testecleese: Well.
- 1:18:30Brian McFadden: Well, you could choose not to use it after you got it.
- 1:18:34El guapo: Nobody does. So what the fuck is the point of you going to college? If you're not gonna use that.
- 1:18:38Brian McFadden: I like going to college. It's it's.
- 1:18:41Testecleese: Funny you're saying that because, Brian, that when you have 4 masters.
- 1:18:44El guapo: Yeah. The fuck is still getting fucking. Got a Brett rouse which is about to get animated, about to get animated.
- 1:18:51Brian McFadden: The Red Route ain't getting automated.
- 1:18:53El guapo: He's about to get animated. You know what fuck this college just read college degree guys.
- 1:18:59Testecleese: That Fred rep pays decent, and I know I didn't get paid all of it when I ran it for a little while, because I did it for like when people when you and your brother are away, or whatever.
- 1:19:07Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:19:07Testecleese: I got decent panic. I know both these assholes are getting paid, too, for me, working this route for them.
- 1:19:16El guapo: Yeah.
- 1:19:17Testecleese: Right.
- 1:19:18El guapo: See.
- 1:19:18Testecleese: You got paid out of that.
- 1:19:20El guapo: He cannot confirm or deny that
- 1:19:24El guapo: that's a that's a monopoly right there. The Brett rouse. They're not going to give it to anybody.
- 1:19:34Testecleese: Yeah, but.
- 1:19:34Brian McFadden: Now you now you gotta have like
- 1:19:37Brian McFadden: $20,000 in your bank in order to even buy a bread route. Now.
- 1:19:40El guapo: God damn! Really.
- 1:19:42Testecleese: It's like, it's like buying a franchise. Yeah.
- 1:19:46Testecleese: Now was your route Bimbo, or.
- 1:19:49Brian McFadden: The nature, zone.
- 1:19:52El guapo: Oh, they got good.
- 1:19:54Brian McFadden: For both companies. But right now I'm doing Nature's own. But.
- 1:19:57El guapo: The broader.
- 1:19:58Brian McFadden: I mean.
- 1:19:59El guapo: Bebo. I think it's not Latin America.
- 1:20:01Brian McFadden: Brother owns the Nature Zone routes, but I work for another driver with Bimbo for a while, so I think you were helping me out on the Bimbo route.
- 1:20:08Testecleese: On Bimbo.
- 1:20:10Testecleese: It's funny because it's Bimbo. And I'm just like.
- 1:20:13Testecleese: really, Bimbo, isn't that like.
- 1:20:14Brian McFadden: It's a Mexican company.
- 1:20:15El guapo: Yeah.
- 1:20:16Testecleese: What's Bimbo? Is that like a bambino?
- 1:20:20El guapo: No, that's right.
- 1:20:21Brian McFadden: They're Mexican.
- 1:20:22El guapo: It's the same. It just doesn't mean nothing. It's just a name.
- 1:20:25Testecleese: Okay, it's it's there's no translation for it.
- 1:20:27El guapo: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:20:28Testecleese: The name of the company.
- 1:20:29El guapo: But I don't like the bread. I don't like the sugary bread they're like, not my cup of tea. They just all got badass badass fucking bread.
- 1:20:38Testecleese: Nature's own 7 grain, whole wheat.
- 1:20:41El guapo: Oh!
- 1:20:42Testecleese: So good.
- 1:20:43El guapo: I like the the I went to get freaking. What's the name of the bread, honey? Honey?
- 1:20:50El guapo: They have a Walmart. Nature's Nature's bread is out like, what the hell? Yeah, the honeyweed is out like, what the hell I need my fix. Where is my fix.
- 1:20:59El guapo: you know. Have to get. What's the other one.
- 1:21:03El guapo: Prince? What's the lady's name? Some girl's name?
- 1:21:07El guapo: What's the company competition name?
- 1:21:10El guapo: How about to pull it out of my freezer?
- 1:21:12Brian McFadden: Claire Lee.
- 1:21:13El guapo: Thoroughly. Yes.
- 1:21:14Testecleese: Oh, nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee.
- 1:21:17El guapo: Yeah, I was like.
- 1:21:17Brian McFadden: Well, West Virginia has got heiner so.
- 1:21:22Testecleese: One I don't know. There, Bro.
- 1:21:23Brian McFadden: They may, they make. They're made by Bim. They're owned by Bimbo, too. So.
- 1:21:27El guapo: Okay.
- 1:21:28Testecleese: But I'm telling you that 7 grain whole week from Nature's own.
- 1:21:33Testecleese: Slap some brown, spicy mustard on it.
- 1:21:37Testecleese: slices of turkey, not not the thin sliced up, I mean the honk. She cut off the bird
- 1:21:42Testecleese: with some peppers, some onions, some bacon, some lettuce.
- 1:21:46Testecleese: Oh, my God! It's so good! And tell you what, after Thanksgiving.
- 1:21:51Testecleese: you just take everything from the leftovers. Instead of using
- 1:21:55Testecleese: mustard, you put
- 1:21:58Testecleese: turkey stuffing on one piece of bread and jellied cranberry sauce on the other. Then you put in your turkey.
- 1:22:06Brian McFadden: That sounds like a wawa gobbler sandwich.
- 1:22:09El guapo: Well.
- 1:22:09Testecleese: Maybe I've always called it the Pilgrim.
- 1:22:12El guapo: The pilgrim.
- 1:22:13Testecleese: Oh, it's so good! Such a good sandwich!
- 1:22:19Testecleese: Hi! Sorry! I just.
- 1:22:21El guapo: Dude Thanksgiving's around the corner.
- 1:22:24Testecleese: Brian.
- 1:22:26Testecleese: I'm going to hit play on a song and.
- 1:22:28Brian McFadden: Alright!
- 1:22:29Testecleese: Hey? While we talk over the next topic.
- 1:22:32Testecleese: So tell me what's going on with
- 1:22:35Testecleese: war.
- 1:22:37Brian McFadden: All right.
- 1:22:40Brian McFadden: this is gonna get banned by Youtube. We're gonna get a copyright infringement on this one.
- 1:23:00Brian McFadden: You don't believe in war.
- 1:23:02Brian McFadden: So
- 1:23:07Brian McFadden: yeah. Israel says it carried out secret raids into Lebanon in the past year.
- 1:23:14Brian McFadden: and
- 1:23:15Brian McFadden: Iran has since fired multiple missile strikes across into Israel.
- 1:23:21Brian McFadden: and most of them been shot down by the iron dome system.
- 1:23:30Brian McFadden: and Biden says he would not back an Israeli strike on Iran's nuclear sites.
- 1:23:37Brian McFadden: I don't know why the fuck he wouldn't, I mean, that's fucking stupid.
- 1:23:41Brian McFadden: Oh, I know why, because he wants Iran to have nuclear capability, because
- 1:23:47Brian McFadden: that was his treaty. He negotiated when Obama were his president.
- 1:23:54Testecleese: Can you guys hear that song?
- 1:23:55Testecleese: Yeah.
- 1:23:57Testecleese: is it too loud?
- 1:23:59El guapo: No.
- 1:24:00Testecleese: I turned it down. Sorry.
- 1:24:05Testecleese: Where were you? Sorry? I stepped out the back door to take a leap.
- 1:24:09Brian McFadden: Well, Biden said he wouldn't. He wouldn't.
- 1:24:14Brian McFadden: He wouldn't support an Israel strike against Iran's nuclear sites.
- 1:24:21Testecleese: Yeah, that's ridiculous.
- 1:24:23Brian McFadden: It is be. Well, I know he's all about Iran getting nuclear. Remember, he was trying to bring back the nuclear peace deal again after trump got rid of it, because it was a stupid, fucking deal.
- 1:24:34Brian McFadden: They didn't really do anything except give them the new, the chance to have nuclear weapons.
- 1:24:40Testecleese: Yeah. And that's the thing is they're saying, oh, trump, shut down this thing that's stopping them from building nukes. It's like, no, they weren't even building nuclear reactors.
- 1:24:47Testecleese: And under this nuclear deal they were pretending to build reactors and were building bombs. And that's why Obama built that worm virus that went into literally every electronic device on the planet until it got into their reactor and blew not reactor centrifuges
- 1:25:03Testecleese: and blew up the centrifuges.
- 1:25:06Testecleese: By the way are you familiar? This tune.
- 1:25:09Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:25:10Testecleese: All right. Everyone seems to have forgotten about Barry Maguire.
- 1:25:15Testecleese: Someone needs to modernize this song because it's still applicable. But bringing up Selma. Alabama is kind of old school, you know.
- 1:25:24El guapo: oh, the Democrats does every other year.
- 1:25:27Testecleese: What's that?
- 1:25:28El guapo: The Democrats does every other year.
- 1:25:32Testecleese: Yeah.
- 1:25:35Brian McFadden: You know, we get these copyright infringement things all the time.
- 1:25:40Testecleese: Because of stuff like that that I just did.
- 1:25:42Brian McFadden: Yes, but
- 1:25:43Brian McFadden: 9 times out of everyone I put in for and said, I'm using fair use.
- 1:25:49Brian McFadden: And it's only Warner Brothers. It does it? Only Warner Brothers, they've always accepted my dispute and and given me my audio back.
- 1:25:59Testecleese: Yeah, well, exactly. It's like, Hey, man, it had something to do with what we were doing, and we were talking. It was applicable in some way where we were criticizing it.
- 1:26:06Brian McFadden: There, it's a cash grab thing. They're looking for us to pay for it. Just just we're a nonprofit podcast yeah.
- 1:26:15Testecleese: Okay, you can get. Tell you what guys, you can get 50% of all the money we bring in.
- 1:26:21Brian McFadden: exactly.
- 1:26:23Testecleese: 50% is 0.
- 1:26:24Brian McFadden: It's still 0.
- 1:26:29Testecleese: Did you hear about this Yazidi woman in Gaza?
- 1:26:34Brian McFadden: Don't think so.
- 1:26:37Testecleese: I.
- 1:26:37Brian McFadden: Oh, yes, I did hear about her. She's been in.
- 1:26:40Brian McFadden: and she was a hostage for decades.
- 1:26:46Testecleese: I wouldn't even say hostage. I'm pretty sure she was a slave, and
- 1:26:50Testecleese: she was like 11 when they
- 1:26:53Testecleese: abducted her.
- 1:26:54El guapo: God damn!
- 1:26:55Testecleese: Managed to rescue this woman after the last bombing over there.
- 1:27:01Testecleese: This poor woman's never going to be right.
- 1:27:04El guapo: Oh, no, she's fucked up beyond recognition.
- 1:27:07Testecleese: Yeah. And here's hoping that she steps up and says, You know, something has to be done about these evil evil bastards, because I still don't understand why people are supporting Hamas and Hezbollah. Oh, we need to stop the genocide dude. They've been trying to eradicate Israel since it's existed.
- 1:27:23Testecleese: By the way the anniversary of the attack on Israel from Hamas is coming up.
- 1:27:30Testecleese: Yeah, in 2 days.
- 1:27:32El guapo: Hmm.
- 1:27:34Testecleese: Hundreds were murdered right at a music festival.
- 1:27:37Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:27:38Brian McFadden: Mostly. Young Israelis.
- 1:27:42Testecleese: And there was an American citizen. There was the German girl.
- 1:27:47Brian McFadden: But they're all younger people.
- 1:27:50Testecleese: Yeah, well, yeah, it was a.
- 1:27:50El guapo: Yeah.
- 1:27:51Testecleese: German, woman.
- 1:27:52El guapo: They're in the rage.
- 1:27:53Testecleese: Naked, and carried around and.
- 1:27:55El guapo: As, to.
- 1:27:56Testecleese: Round like a joint
- 1:27:59Testecleese: before they kill their
- 1:28:01Testecleese: and
- 1:28:03Testecleese: I just
- 1:28:04Testecleese: I can't understand the barbarism. And then people supporting it because they hate Jews so much as
- 1:28:11Testecleese: they're calling the other side of the aisle. Nazis.
- 1:28:16El guapo: like.
- 1:28:17Testecleese: Did anyone ever read a book about.
- 1:28:20El guapo: No, they didn't. They didn't. They did not.
- 1:28:23Testecleese: Come. All the
- 1:28:25Testecleese: John Kerry recently came out and said, we need to do something with the 1st amendment, so didn't Tim Walls, because John Kerry said, it's getting in the way of conformity, and then Harris has more than once said she wants to confiscate weapons and not just confiscate weapons.
- 1:28:39Testecleese: They're going to come into your house and check to make sure you don't have more right. You're violating my second and 4th Amendment rights here.
- 1:28:46Brian McFadden: No, she says, that's not a thing.
- 1:28:49Testecleese: Yeah, because fuck you. That's literally what the Nazis did before they
- 1:28:54Testecleese: did, their real bad stuff was shut the people up so you can't descend and disarm them so they can't fight back.
- 1:29:02Testecleese: And anyone who's hate listening to us, you know, saying, You know, F, you, whatever we need to do this because you guys are all evil. What happens if Trump wins and you guys go ahead and shut down the 1st amendment, and you get arrested for saying, not my president.
- 1:29:18Brian McFadden: Definitely a possibility.
- 1:29:20Brian McFadden: Okay.
- 1:29:21Testecleese: The Democrats every time they pass a ridiculous law like this it always backfires on them I'm going to bring up. Was it Mayorkas? They tried to make. Obama tried to make a Supreme Court justice.
- 1:29:33Testecleese: They went and reduced the standard to make a Supreme Court justice. You still didn't get some.
- 1:29:38Brian McFadden: Merrick, Garland, Merrick, Garland.
- 1:29:40Testecleese: And thank you. Thank you, Merrick Garland, and then Trump got 3 justices put in place because of this change of law. And they're saying, this is just completely unacceptable, like you did it.
- 1:29:50Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:29:51Testecleese: You know. Take a step back, take a deep breath.
- 1:29:55Testecleese: and have a memory longer than a fucking goldfish.
- 1:29:59Brian McFadden: Yeah, and the White House has come out and said they declined to say, if Iran
- 1:30:05Brian McFadden: is killing trump is an act of war.
- 1:30:09Brian McFadden: I don't know how more clear it can be if there's an assassination plot by a foreign power
- 1:30:16Brian McFadden: on a Presidential candidate and a former President. That's an act of fucking war.
- 1:30:22Testecleese: What they said. It was an act of war when 2 Russian dudes opened up a Facebook page. Everything all of a sudden was an act of war and Russian disinformation.
- 1:30:32Brian McFadden: Well when it fits their narrative and when it fits their needs, but because it's trump. No, not act of war.
- 1:30:42Testecleese: My God, what I'm exactly! It's it's infuriating.
- 1:30:48Brian McFadden: It really is.
- 1:30:52Testecleese: Russia's pushing back
- 1:30:54Brian McFadden: No surprise. There.
- 1:30:57Testecleese: How many times when we said this, if it comes down to it, Russia is just going to brute, force it if they.
- 1:31:03Brian McFadden: Well, how much money has the Federal Government
- 1:31:06Brian McFadden: spent on the hurricane relief compared to how much money they sent to Ukraine.
- 1:31:11Testecleese: Exactly what we were talking about earlier
- 1:31:16Brian McFadden: They've got plenty of money to send overseas, but nothing to spend
- 1:31:20Brian McFadden: in the US. Where it surely should be spent.
- 1:31:23Testecleese: Well, they have money to spend in the Us. But it's for illegal immigrants, not for the American.
- 1:31:26Brian McFadden: Oh, you got.
- 1:31:27Testecleese: Pay the taxes.
- 1:31:28Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:31:29Brian McFadden: you know, after tax.
- 1:31:31Testecleese: There.
- 1:31:32Testecleese: But yeah, they've been pushing back and like we were saying, if it comes down to it, they're just going to grind right over Ukraine. There's nothing Ukraine can do to stop them.
- 1:31:41Testecleese: The rest of the world. NATO should not be involved. They are not a NATO nation.
- 1:31:48Testecleese: And again once again. Any hate listeners out there.
- 1:31:52Testecleese: How can you say we shouldn't? We definitely need to get involved in this one?
- 1:31:57Testecleese: But we have no business helping Israel.
- 1:32:02Brian McFadden: Exactly.
- 1:32:03Testecleese: And heads up. We've spent more money in the last 3 years. We've given more money, Ukraine, in the last 3 years than we have to Israel in the last 50.
- 1:32:13Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:32:14Testecleese: So just so you have an idea of the scope we're talking about here
- 1:32:19Testecleese: because Ukraine wasn't bright enough to build their own military.
- 1:32:22Brian McFadden: Oh, they had nuclear weapons.
- 1:32:25Testecleese: Yeah. They gave him up.
- 1:32:27Brian McFadden: Because Obama said we'd protect them.
- 1:32:30Brian McFadden: I guess that's why we're sending them so much money to them now is because.
- 1:32:34Testecleese: Okay. If we agreed to protect them in exchange for giving up their nuclear weapons, which I don't understand, why Ukraine would say, Okay.
- 1:32:42Brian McFadden: But we did. Obama pushed that on to him.
- 1:32:45Testecleese: Then we should have boots on the ground, then we should be involved directly. If that's what we agreed to do.
- 1:32:51Brian McFadden: I don't. Yeah.
- 1:32:53Testecleese: If if we're getting involved because we said we would, then we should actually be involved instead of just blowing the money and hand it to people don't know how to operate it, or how to use it.
- 1:33:02Brian McFadden: Well, Ukraine's like one of the most corrupt countries in the in the world.
- 1:33:08Testecleese: Yes, and this has been brought up over and over again throughout history since Ukraine's.
- 1:33:13Brian McFadden: I mean, wasn't it, that
- 1:33:16Brian McFadden: Ted Cruz wanted an audit of Ukraine where the money was going in Ukraine, and
- 1:33:20Brian McFadden: we refuse to push through it.
- 1:33:24Testecleese: Wasn't it? You wasn't Ukraine, the one who fired a prosecutor because they were investigating Joe Biden's kid.
- 1:33:31Brian McFadden: President Vice President Biden forced that through, and he didn't get impeached for it.
- 1:33:38Testecleese: And you know what I've heard many people tell me that never happened.
- 1:33:41Testecleese: And then you share the video with them like, well, that could mean anything. It's like, he literally said, buy the prosecutor. You're not getting the 1 billion dollars.
- 1:33:48Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:33:48Testecleese: The Vice President does not have the authority to withhold congressionally approved funding.
- 1:33:55Testecleese: And oh, while we're on giving money to foreign nations.
- 1:34:01Testecleese: I'm tired of hearing how all these other nations, especially Europe, has free healthcare.
- 1:34:07El guapo: No.
- 1:34:07Brian McFadden: Free.
- 1:34:08Testecleese: Maybe if we weren't giving them the taxpayer money of the United States, they couldn't afford their own free health care, and we could.
- 1:34:15Testecleese: Maybe we could pay for health care for every American citizen, which I still don't think we should.
- 1:34:20Testecleese: But we we could.
- 1:34:21Testecleese: I would rather spend that money for health care for the American citizen than for all of Europe, and.
- 1:34:26Brian McFadden: Hell, yeah.
- 1:34:27Testecleese: And Australia. I love you guys.
- 1:34:29Brian McFadden: But we're paying for NATO so they can afford to do their Socialism stuff.
- 1:34:35Testecleese: Just like trump. Says, you guys need to pay your fair share. We're paying everything into NATO here. We sent a couple of 100 a 1 m. One Abrams battle tanks in the Ukraine. They have already all been destroyed.
- 1:34:50Brian McFadden: Of course.
- 1:34:51Testecleese: Because they don't know how to operate them. They don't know what they're doing with these tanks. They weren't trained for 5 years like our tank operators before they get out in the field.
- 1:34:59Testecleese: Meanwhile.
- 1:35:01Testecleese: during the Iraq conflict, we had under Bush.
- 1:35:06Testecleese: we rolled over Iraq with what was that? 20 a. 1 m. One s.
- 1:35:12Testecleese: And not a single one of them got destroyed.
- 1:35:15Brian McFadden: Right
- 1:35:20Brian McFadden: is that.
- 1:35:21Testecleese: Do people understand? That's the biggest.
- 1:35:23El guapo: No, they don't. They don't.
- 1:35:25Testecleese: Do not understand them. You cannot print money endlessly.
- 1:35:30El guapo: They don't.
- 1:35:32Brian McFadden: I mean. Apparently Russia has deployed the largest non-nuclear bomb
- 1:35:37Brian McFadden: faux abs
- 1:35:38Brian McFadden: in Ukraine. Well, we.
- 1:35:40Testecleese: Yeah, they.
- 1:35:41Brian McFadden: And Israel used the Moab to get rid of the Hezbollah leadership.
- 1:35:47Testecleese: You sure they use the Moab.
- 1:35:49Brian McFadden: Well, they use a Bunker Buster bomb because he was in a Bunker way underground.
- 1:35:55Testecleese: Trump deployed at the time the largest non nuclear bomb ever deployed when he was in office, and he, the Moab, the mother of all bombs. The actual name is the massive ordnance air blast.
- 1:36:07Testecleese: and literally shook a mountain with it to vibrate it so bad that everyone hidden in caves in the mountain died. Their guts walked like dropping a grenade in the water.
- 1:36:19Testecleese: Okay?
- 1:36:20Testecleese: Russia deployed theirs. I'm not sure what Faob stands for, but it's also known as the father of all bombs. It's even bigger. And they deployed this fucker in Ukraine.
- 1:36:35Testecleese: And because of that
- 1:36:36Testecleese: we went and started developing new nuclear weapons again.
- 1:36:43Testecleese: We haven't made a nuclear bomb in how long
- 1:36:46Testecleese: since the eighties, I think. No, I had to do them in the nineties because
- 1:36:51Testecleese: Soviet Union didn't fall until 95, right?
- 1:36:55Brian McFadden: Right.
- 1:36:56El guapo: No. 89.
- 1:36:56Testecleese: 94,
- 1:36:57Testecleese: the 89.
- 1:36:59El guapo: Yeah. The merly wall came down.
- 1:37:02Testecleese: Oh, Soviet Union was gone before the Berlin wall came down.
- 1:37:10Testecleese: And there was an agreement that we would both stop developing and testing weapons. And then
- 1:37:15Testecleese: we were building nuclear weapons again said, If you guys test a single one of these, we're going to start testing bombs again, too.
- 1:37:22Testecleese: And Russia more than once has said, We're getting ready for a nuclear conflict.
- 1:37:28Testecleese: Are you ready to trade Kiev Kiev for New York City?
- 1:37:34Brian McFadden: No fuck, no.
- 1:37:36Testecleese: No
- 1:37:38Testecleese: America. First, st right? Sorry.
- 1:37:39Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:37:40Testecleese: Sucks to be you guys.
- 1:37:44Brian McFadden: Yo.
- 1:37:46Testecleese: And a peace agreement came up.
- 1:37:50Testecleese: Russia's putting forward, Zelensky told them to F themselves. Basically, Russia wants
- 1:37:56Testecleese: not
- 1:37:58Testecleese: not sovereignty.
- 1:38:00Testecleese: but they want complete access across the Donbas region to get to Crimea.
- 1:38:06Brian McFadden: Right.
- 1:38:06Testecleese: Ukraine can claim it can still be Ukrainian land, but we have every right to traverse it.
- 1:38:14Testecleese: And Zelensky in Ukraine said no.
- 1:38:19Testecleese: they already have their military base in Crimea that they took under Obama.
- 1:38:26Testecleese: and, as we've said on this show.
- 1:38:28Testecleese: give them that little strip of land, and the tilling will stop.
- 1:38:36Testecleese: All right.
- 1:38:38Testecleese: What?
- 1:38:39Testecleese: And I understand the argument. Well, no, it's ours. You can't have it, but I'm not allowed to say that in this country. I will be arrested and put in prison when the government comes to take something that's mine, because they think it's theirs, you know.
- 1:38:51Testecleese: I mean, look at Ruby Ridge. Look at Waco! Look at a whole bunch of stuff right? What the Bundy ranch! They
- 1:38:59Testecleese: they were almost killed the same way. Waco and ruby words were right.
- 1:39:05Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm talking about. The Bundy ranch.
- 1:39:08El guapo: Yeah, the one in Nevada, or something like that. Everybody would protest the FBI. They were fighting.
- 1:39:14Testecleese: Yeah, they were feeding their cows on government land, and the government said, You can't do that. And like we've been doing it for 10 generations.
- 1:39:20Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:39:21El guapo: Yeah, and it still won the case at the end. But fortunately somebody died. Somebody got killed by the FBI.
- 1:39:27Testecleese: Thank God, it wasn't a Waco or Ruby Ridge and Ruby Ridge, I think, only only the wife died right.
- 1:39:34El guapo: I don't know about Ruby Ridge, I know. Wake up a bunch of kids and their family die.
- 1:39:40Testecleese: Oh, Waco! Dozens died. God.
- 1:39:42El guapo: Middle here.
- 1:39:42Testecleese: And they.
- 1:39:43Testecleese: They burned the building down, the people inside.
- 1:39:47Testecleese: and.
- 1:39:48El guapo: Yeah.
- 1:39:49Testecleese: Actually, here's the fun part. The same dude that was in charge of the Waco incident was in charge of the Bundy ranch situation.
- 1:39:56Brian McFadden: Gianna, Reno.
- 1:39:58El guapo: Jennarino was out.
- 1:40:00Testecleese: So the person on scene.
- 1:40:02El guapo: Oh, dude! Yeah. Reno.
- 1:40:03Testecleese: In Reno.
- 1:40:05El guapo: Yeah. Brian.
- 1:40:05Testecleese: And Reno. I saw.
- 1:40:06El guapo: Oh, well.
- 1:40:06Testecleese: Barrel in a blue dress. Go! We got it.
- 1:40:11Testecleese: You don't remember the Saturday live sketches.
- 1:40:12El guapo: Yeah, I saw that side of the schedule. But Jenna Reno.
- 1:40:15Testecleese: Oh, my God!
- 1:40:16El guapo: She's the one that said like, I'm not. Gonna see, President, I'm gonna I'm not gonna be alive and do. I'm not gonna be alive with President.
- 1:40:23El guapo: Trump will come to
- 1:40:26El guapo: got to become the President, and she died a couple days before
- 1:40:31El guapo: he became the President. He got elected.
- 1:40:33Brian McFadden: You did it on purpose.
- 1:40:35El guapo: Probably.
- 1:40:35Testecleese: Whoa! Bang!
- 1:40:37El guapo: She want to keep up her world?
- 1:40:40Testecleese: If she did it on purpose. Anyone out having similar theories, similar ideas in the United States called 988.
- 1:40:50Testecleese: No, I'm serious.
- 1:40:51Brian McFadden: I know you're serious. I was joking.
- 1:40:54Testecleese: Suicide is never an answer. It's just
- 1:40:57Testecleese: you're going to leave someone behind who's pissed off at you forever because of it.
- 1:41:03El guapo: Dude. Oh, you talk about fucking national healthcare.
- 1:41:07El guapo: You hear about what happened to the Canadian ex-military Olympian
- 1:41:13El guapo: in Canada. She wasn't a ramp in Canada.
- 1:41:16El guapo: and she called us like how to help Medicaid and stuff like that like
- 1:41:23El guapo: medical place they're like, Hey, I just need a ramp in my house.
- 1:41:28El guapo: Excellent.
- 1:41:29Testecleese: This is a while ago, wasn't it?
- 1:41:30El guapo: Yeah, she ex-military ex-olympian. She's missing legs. So she's in a wheelchair.
- 1:41:37El guapo: Yeah. She was.
- 1:41:37Testecleese: Going to cost too much.
- 1:41:39El guapo: Yeah. So you know, what? How about you? Kill yourself? Assistant suicide.
- 1:41:42Testecleese: They offered her assistant suicide. Oh.
- 1:41:45El guapo: Yeah, I like.
- 1:41:46El guapo: this is what happens when you get government involved in fucking medicine.
- 1:41:52Testecleese: Since you brought that up. You know Sweden has these suicide pods.
- 1:41:57Brian McFadden: Technically
- 1:42:00Brian McFadden: they. They have assisted suicide, but the suicide pods
- 1:42:05Brian McFadden: are illegal.
- 1:42:07Testecleese: Yes, you could say that, but they exist, and an American citizen.
- 1:42:12Brian McFadden: Yes, it was.
- 1:42:13Testecleese: One.
- 1:42:14Brian McFadden: They brought it up on the no agenda show.
- 1:42:16Testecleese: See, I see I've been meaning to listen to that show, but I got so much other stuff I'm listening to.
- 1:42:21El guapo: Is it? Just the old rush, libert show? But that's all.
- 1:42:25Brian McFadden: No, it's not that's playing boss.
- 1:42:26Testecleese: Forever.
- 1:42:27El guapo: Oh, oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. My bad, my bad.
- 1:42:29Testecleese: My apologies just just a heads up how they work. Basically they pump in nitrogen instead and displace the oxygen.
- 1:42:37Testecleese: and you get sleepy and fall asleep and suffocate very quickly.
- 1:42:44Testecleese: But all I could think was Futurama. With the.
- 1:42:47Brian McFadden: And they paid $20 to do it.
- 1:42:51Testecleese: Oh, my God! Okay.
- 1:42:52El guapo: That's feasible, like $20 for natural oxide.
- 1:42:58Testecleese: Oh, nitrogen! Yeah, it's wicked cheap, actually.
- 1:43:00El guapo: Oh, okay. Cool.
- 1:43:01Testecleese: Nitrogen's cheap enough thing is you don't, doesn't have to be nitrogen. It could be anything that's not oxygen.
- 1:43:06El guapo: I know, but I'm just saying like, you know. Well, no, no, no, you had to do humanely. You had to get a serious type of gas.
- 1:43:12Brian McFadden: Well, they. One thing they brought up on the agenda show about this thing is
- 1:43:17Brian McFadden: you know the death penalty because everybody's can't do lethal ejection anymore, because the pharmaceutical companies a lot, it.
- 1:43:26Brian McFadden: Why not use these pods in the prisons for lethal inject
- 1:43:31Brian McFadden: suicide? You know not suicide, but, like
- 1:43:35Brian McFadden: rich man.
- 1:43:36Testecleese: If we're gonna execute people. Seriously.
- 1:43:40Testecleese: Okay.
- 1:43:41Brian McFadden: Firing, squad.
- 1:43:42Testecleese: Yes, hanging is.
- 1:43:45Testecleese: you can make a mistake and not break their neck, and they choke to death. And that's a problem.
- 1:43:50Testecleese: Oh, yeah.
- 1:43:51Testecleese: why doesn't someone come up behind him and boom! Shotgun blasted the back of the head game over.
- 1:43:58El guapo: I tell you a couple of cities give you a firing squad. I forgot what state we talked about it like months ago.
- 1:44:04Testecleese: He still does firing, squad.
- 1:44:05El guapo: Oh, oh, okay.
- 1:44:08Testecleese: No, if you've been sentenced to death by the United States, the Ucmj. They use a firing squad to kill you.
- 1:44:14El guapo: Hmm.
- 1:44:15Testecleese: Now, was it? They put up 5 guys with rifles that are trained marksmen
- 1:44:21Testecleese: and
- 1:44:22Testecleese: one person has a blank. Everyone else has a bullet
- 1:44:26Testecleese: so everyone could. You can tell yourself you had the blank and you didn't kill the guy.
- 1:44:32El guapo: Why, like all right, whatever.
- 1:44:35Testecleese: If you're going to execute, there has to be an executioner right.
- 1:44:38El guapo: Hey? Like, hey? How about if you don't want to be part of the squad? I mean, you know the just don't be part of it.
- 1:44:47Testecleese: Well, they don't charge me 20 bucks, and Sweden has lots of firearms right.
- 1:44:52Brian McFadden: Right.
- 1:44:53Testecleese: Instead of spending 20 bucks to go to a suicide pod. Suicide Booth, why not just put the barrel of your gun in your mouth against the roof of your mouth and blow the your brain at the back of your head.
- 1:45:04Brian McFadden: It's not as humane.
- 1:45:07Testecleese: You give a fuck if you're killing yourself, how humane it is!
- 1:45:11El guapo: Oh!
- 1:45:12Testecleese: And again, don't do this. I'm just saying there are
- 1:45:17Testecleese: easier ways, cheaper ways
- 1:45:21Testecleese: to do this, though.
- 1:45:23El guapo: You know the other thing. Okay. The other thing, too, I'm upset about is the fucking. You know, when you had kidney failures, you have to get that blood.
- 1:45:32Brian McFadden: Dialysis.
- 1:45:33El guapo: Dialysis. That's a drag on the family, too, you know. It's like they're like, no, no, no, you want to.
- 1:45:39Testecleese: Guy, anyway.
- 1:45:40El guapo: Yeah. So I was like, why don't you let these people just die? I mean, it's not.
- 1:45:45El guapo: I don't want to call it suicide. But why drag your family into all of the hardship.
- 1:45:50El guapo: you know, and that because you want us to.
- 1:45:52Testecleese: Time to say goodbye to everyone you love.
- 1:45:55El guapo: Yeah.
- 1:45:56El guapo: but there's places that like, keep dragging this shit like. No, no, no, you want to keep in my life. So I can do this like? No, let them die.
- 1:46:05Testecleese: We have people in legislative states
- 1:46:08Testecleese: that are in a coma that can't
- 1:46:10Testecleese: do anything that we keep alive for a decade, because the family won't say goodbye.
- 1:46:15El guapo: And this is the thing I hate about.
- 1:46:16Testecleese: I know.
- 1:46:17El guapo: There's a thing I heard about Catholic church and stuff, because if you kill yourself, you end up in fucking purgatory. But like why you want to be a drag.
- 1:46:25Testecleese: No stop, stop.
- 1:46:26El guapo: Okay, go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Tell me.
- 1:46:28Testecleese: Catholic Church is not believe in purgatory.
- 1:46:31Testecleese: Pope John Paul Ii. Said, this does not exist. There is no
- 1:46:36Testecleese: God. God does not need time to make a decision.
- 1:46:40Testecleese: Well.
- 1:46:41El guapo: Anyways, the way I.
- 1:46:43Testecleese: End up in hell if you kill yourself because you don't have time to repent for your sin.
- 1:46:48El guapo: So what you say, killing yourself.
- 1:46:51Testecleese: Is a mortal sin.
- 1:46:53El guapo: But anyways. But okay, so let's say, for anyways moving on.
- 1:46:58El guapo: If you kill yourself, why you end up in hell because you didn't want to be the drag in your family, you know.
- 1:47:05Testecleese: Because you took a human life.
- 1:47:07El guapo: No, but you, you already know you're gonna die.
- 1:47:10El guapo: Why, like you like living dialysis every other month or every other week? I don't know. But this is like hundreds $1,000.
- 1:47:17Testecleese: A miracle cure could show up the day after you die.
- 1:47:22El guapo: But it's fine. You know what it wasn't a drag to my family. Put him in death.
- 1:47:26Testecleese: It's religion, Buddy, not logic.
- 1:47:28El guapo: I don't. So that's why the thing I hate about Catholics because of that.
- 1:47:34Testecleese: No, it's immoral to take a human life
- 1:47:38Testecleese: unless you have exigent circumstances.
- 1:47:41Testecleese: and
- 1:47:43Testecleese: I'm eventually going to die. It's not a good enough reason, because all of us.
- 1:47:47El guapo: Okay, like, if you get dialysis, you want to keep dragging your kids into the death because you.
- 1:47:52Testecleese: Speaking on dialysis. All you need is a new kidney.
- 1:47:56El guapo: Yeah. But how much?
- 1:47:58Testecleese: Other people.
- 1:47:58El guapo: The dialysis treatment.
- 1:48:00El guapo: How how much? How long is it gonna be until you find a match and how long it's gonna be until you fucking keep like pumping blood, and just.
- 1:48:07Testecleese: You have a sibling, there's something like an 85% chance. It's a perfect match with a kidney.
- 1:48:11El guapo: But you 85 years old, like why.
- 1:48:15Brian McFadden: Oh, now you're starting to sound like Obama.
- 1:48:17Brian McFadden: where he said, you just got to take a pill
- 1:48:20Brian McFadden: and.
- 1:48:21El guapo: I'm.
- 1:48:21Brian McFadden: I would rather get the the heart surgery.
- 1:48:24Testecleese: No, just no, just don't go on dialysis. If that's the case, that's not killing yourself.
- 1:48:29El guapo: No, no, but I said, like you know what? Instead of being less painful, I don't know. I was just into without dialysis.
- 1:48:35El guapo: Just why can't you just kill yourself and be an attractive family? Hey? This is the way peacefully let me go.
- 1:48:41El guapo: Life is.
- 1:48:42Testecleese: Suffering.
- 1:48:44Testecleese: God sent His only Son to earth to show us what true suffering is, and.
- 1:48:50El guapo: Thank you.
- 1:48:50Testecleese: Executed anyway, to save us from our own sins.
- 1:48:54El guapo: Alright, so he.
- 1:48:55Testecleese: The whole thing
- 1:48:56Testecleese: debate, and if we're going to do that, we should maybe for fun. The 3 of us should get together one of these days and talk about religion.
- 1:49:04Testecleese: That might actually be fine, especially here in the Protestant.
- 1:49:07El guapo: Hmm.
- 1:49:08Testecleese: Tell us about Christianity.
- 1:49:11El guapo: But yeah, we need to be drunk for that.
- 1:49:14El guapo: Yeah, I was struck for that.
- 1:49:16Brian McFadden: What are we doing now.
- 1:49:18Testecleese: All right.
- 1:49:18El guapo: Obviously.
- 1:49:19Testecleese: Biggest.
- 1:49:19El guapo: Are you facetious about?
- 1:49:21El guapo: Okay.
- 1:49:21Brian McFadden: Didn't we all just take a drink at the same time.
- 1:49:28El guapo: Well, what time is it? Okay?
- 1:49:30Testecleese: Back on topic.
- 1:49:32Testecleese: Russia is now ramping up nuclear training
- 1:49:35Testecleese: because they changed their nuclear doctrine that we talked about last week.
- 1:49:39Testecleese: It doesn't not have to be an existential threat in terms of a nuclear attack on Russia for them to deploy nuclear weapons. It could simply be, you are invading our nation. We are going to nuke you.
- 1:49:53Testecleese: So they're they're training how to handle a nuclear strike.
- 1:49:56Testecleese: And oh, if you're deploying the weapon, why do you need the training? Because there's gonna be people that are going in to do whatever is they need to do and make sure they don't get irradiated to death or.
- 1:50:07Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:50:07Testecleese: Whatever right.
- 1:50:11Testecleese: Speaking of. Did you hear that the Russians just lost a
- 1:50:15Testecleese: what what do they call it? An Oscar class carrier killer
- 1:50:19Testecleese: submarine, basically. And
- 1:50:22Testecleese: a fast attack that the United States would have a nuclear.
- 1:50:25Testecleese: a weapon submarine.
- 1:50:28Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:50:28Testecleese: They just lost one.
- 1:50:31El guapo: Where?
- 1:50:33Testecleese: By accident.
- 1:50:36El guapo: In the ball.
- 1:50:36Testecleese: CI believe.
- 1:50:41Testecleese: they managed to
- 1:50:43Testecleese: quote, save most of the crew, but they're all dead now, because the reactor is breached.
- 1:50:48Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
- 1:50:50Testecleese: Everyone got irradiated and poisoned to the point that none of them survived.
- 1:50:56Testecleese: Yeah, a torpedo malfunction is what caused it, and it sank.
- 1:51:01Testecleese: It sank. The Russian Oscar class carrier, killer, submarine.
- 1:51:05El guapo: Oscar class carrier. That's.
- 1:51:09Testecleese: Russian. Basically, it's a fast attack submarine. The United States would have that. It.
- 1:51:14El guapo: Oh, great!
- 1:51:14Testecleese: Supposed to be able to deploy a nuclear weapon in minutes
- 1:51:18Testecleese: and then disappear under the ocean and be gone forever.
- 1:51:21Testecleese: You know what I mean.
- 1:51:23El guapo: Okay.
- 1:51:26Testecleese: And now Ukraine is trying to decide whether or not they're going to give up. Well, I say, trying to decide. They've already decided they're not going to make this deal with Russia
- 1:51:36Testecleese: to end the war, which
- 1:51:41Testecleese: this, I think, as far as I know, is the 1st time Russia gave them a natural out.
- 1:51:46Testecleese: Instead of saying, We want this land, they simply said, We want access to it. It's still your.
- 1:51:52Testecleese: Story.
- 1:51:53El guapo: Yeah.
- 1:51:53Testecleese: So sad. No, we're not going to let that happen.
- 1:51:55El guapo: Oh! This is for.
- 1:52:01Testecleese: Yeah.
- 1:52:02El guapo: Idiots, dude fucking idiots.
- 1:52:04Testecleese: Then dude if they deploy a nuclear
- 1:52:07Testecleese: for real
- 1:52:09Testecleese: even
- 1:52:10Testecleese: like I brought it before even small nuclear ordnance, let's say one kiloton instead of like a hundred or 150 kilotons.
- 1:52:20Testecleese: By the way, Killita, that refers to how much tnt it would take to equivalent the blast of the bomb.
- 1:52:28Testecleese: one Kiloton bomb that you could put in a mortar tube and clear a battlefield. That's still a nuclear weapon. Is the rest of the world going to see this
- 1:52:37Testecleese: as a nuclear attack.
- 1:52:39El guapo: Yeah, probably.
- 1:52:40Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, definitely.
- 1:52:41Testecleese: And then what happens? Are we going.
- 1:52:43El guapo: Good drug him.
- 1:52:44Testecleese: Are we going to Nuke Moscow
- 1:52:47Testecleese: because a small nuclear weapon, tactical nuke was deployed on the battlefield.
- 1:52:54El guapo: Hmm.
- 1:52:55Brian McFadden: No, because Ukraine's not part of NATO yet.
- 1:52:59El guapo: Yeah.
- 1:52:59Testecleese: Toby is born.
- 1:53:00El guapo: Yeah.
- 1:53:02El guapo: hey, guys, I gotta talk to you guys later.
- 1:53:05Testecleese: Alright! Man! Well, thanks for hanging out.
- 1:53:06El guapo: No, no problem. Have a good night.
- 1:53:08Testecleese: You, too, Bud bye.
- 1:53:12Testecleese: And
- 1:53:13Testecleese: speaking of nuclear weapons, Kim Jong UN is pissed off, that the United States
- 1:53:21Testecleese: came within what they consider their sovereign seas with a nuclear submarine to help.
- 1:53:25Brian McFadden: Oh! Here we go!
- 1:53:26Testecleese: Korea.
- 1:53:27Testecleese: I know right
- 1:53:28Testecleese: and.
- 1:53:29Brian McFadden: Their idea of sovereign seas is a whole lot different than international waters.
- 1:53:35Testecleese: Yeah, I walk further than the rest of the world sees
- 1:53:39Testecleese: and they're threatening a nuclear attack on South Korea, using quote all our force.
- 1:53:48Testecleese: okay. If North Korea Nukes South Korea, that might actually cause a nuclear conflict.
- 1:53:53Brian McFadden: I definitely will.
- 1:53:55Testecleese: Thing is, how is North Korea going to deploy a nuclear weapon? Are they going to do it? World war 2 style with a fucking
- 1:54:00Testecleese: cargo plane
- 1:54:02Testecleese: and drop a gravity bomb.
- 1:54:08Brian McFadden: No idea.
- 1:54:09Testecleese: Launching ours into orbit around the planet.
- 1:54:16Testecleese: What does North Korea think they're going to do in a nuclear war against the United States? Honestly.
- 1:54:22Testecleese: they had to fly an aircraft and drop a bomb out of a cargo bay.
- 1:54:26Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:54:27Testecleese: And the United States
- 1:54:30Testecleese: can launch a missile into orbit and drop it from the from the sky.
- 1:54:36Testecleese: from anywhere on the planet. Yeah, in minutes.
- 1:54:41Testecleese: It's like dude. We're going to see your aircraft coming from a thousand miles away, more than a thousand miles away.
- 1:54:50Testecleese: Just I
- 1:54:51Testecleese: I can't take North Korea seriously.
- 1:54:56Testecleese: I hate to say it as much as I don't like the idea. Someone needs to take out Kim Jong-UN,
- 1:55:03Testecleese: and even worse. I think so.
- 1:55:06Testecleese: I think the entire government needs to be eradicated. And no, we're not going to nation build like we did in Afghanistan and Iraq, and everywhere else.
- 1:55:15Testecleese: Let the people figure out what they're going to do.
- 1:55:18Testecleese: And yeah, another dictator may take over.
- 1:55:21Testecleese: But it's going to take them 30 years to build up what the Kims have done.
- 1:55:26Brian McFadden: Right.
- 1:55:31Testecleese: Meanwhile the United States bombed the Houthis in Yemen.
- 1:55:39Brian McFadden: It did.
- 1:55:40Testecleese: Yeah, we sent warships and planes with the United.
- 1:55:44Brian McFadden: Okay.
- 1:55:45Testecleese: They were well, one. They shot down a drone of ours
- 1:55:48Testecleese: and 2. They are shutting down trade routes.
- 1:55:53Testecleese: But isn't that the issue we had with the
- 1:55:57Testecleese: shit. Who's
- 1:55:58Testecleese: who's out there shutting down trade routes on the ocean?
- 1:56:01Brian McFadden: Around.
- 1:56:02Testecleese: Iran and the United States tried to get involved. And we're just getting embarrassed right? Because we refuse to. We have these rules of engagement.
- 1:56:10Testecleese: Instead of saying.
- 1:56:11Brian McFadden: Yeah, they were stupid rules of engagement.
- 1:56:14Testecleese: Yeah. Instead of saying, There's the bad guys kill them.
- 1:56:17Testecleese: We wait for them to attack a fucking United States destroyer who's dumb enough to attack a United States destroyer.
- 1:56:25Brian McFadden: Obviously somebody's dumb enough to try it.
- 1:56:28Testecleese: Well, no!
- 1:56:28Brian McFadden: They're not going to win.
- 1:56:33Testecleese: Your Rpgs
- 1:56:35Testecleese: won't pierce the hull of a destroyer.
- 1:56:39Testecleese: but you need some serious ordinance
- 1:56:42Testecleese: to sink a destroyer.
- 1:56:46Testecleese: not going to tell you the hull thickness, or any of that I'm just telling you you need some serious weaponry.
- 1:56:55Testecleese: Anyway.
- 1:56:59Testecleese: Ryan, Ralph.
- 1:57:02Brian McFadden: Yes.
- 1:57:03Testecleese: Pled not guilty to the trump. Assassination, attempt.
- 1:57:06Brian McFadden: Of course it is.
- 1:57:09Testecleese: I
- 1:57:11Testecleese: I knew I heard that name before I knew it.
- 1:57:14Testecleese: and I did the.
- 1:57:15Brian McFadden: The bower.
- 1:57:17Testecleese: Huh!
- 1:57:18Brian McFadden: He's the butler, the guy who tried to kill
- 1:57:22Brian McFadden: from Van Butler.
- 1:57:24Testecleese: Oh, no, no, no, no! That was crooks.
- 1:57:28Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
- 1:57:30Testecleese: No, I'm talking about.
- 1:57:34Brian McFadden: Oh, American sniper he killed American. He carried Chris Kyle. Okay.
- 1:57:41Testecleese: While Eddie Ray Ralph
- 1:57:44Testecleese: killed. Chris Kyle was found guilty, and I was like I knew I heard that name, and then it took me another 2 h of digging to find out they are not related. They just share a surname.
- 1:57:55Brian McFadden: Wow!
- 1:57:57Brian McFadden: It's weird that
- 1:57:59Brian McFadden: 2 crazy people share the same name, and they're not related.
- 1:58:02Testecleese: I mean, it's 1 thing if the name is Smith, but I've never heard the name Ralph otherwise, and Brian takes off as soon as Squapo leaves. So I'm sitting here talking to myself again.
- 1:58:12Testecleese: But yeah, so Eddie Ray, Ralph was the one who killed Chris Kyle. He was the sniper from. I think Afghanistan, or maybe before that.
- 1:58:20Testecleese: who was out helping people get better, and took this dude to a shooting range to.
- 1:58:26Testecleese: you know. Feel better
- 1:58:29Testecleese: have something to do.
- 1:58:32Testecleese: Not sit on the side of the road shooting up heroin, thinking about killing himself.
- 1:58:38Testecleese: And this dude just turned 90 degrees and shot him in the side of the head
- 1:58:43Testecleese: and kill them.
- 1:58:46Testecleese: Then this other dude Ryan! Ralph
- 1:58:50Testecleese: was getting ready to shoot trump in a
- 1:58:54Testecleese: where was it? Was it Florida.
- 1:58:57Testecleese: Brian? Oh, hold up! Here he is, Brian! Where? Where did Ralph try to kill trump.
- 1:59:04Brian McFadden: And Baltimore.
- 1:59:06Testecleese: No, that was crooks.
- 1:59:08Testecleese: This is the guy that oh, it was mar-a-lago golf course, wasn't it? Or was it.
- 1:59:11Brian McFadden: Yeah. Yeah. Mar-a-lago, yeah.
- 1:59:14Testecleese: Yeah, in Florida.
- 1:59:15Brian McFadden: Yep. He sat. He sat in the bushes for 12 h waiting for him to show up.
- 1:59:23Testecleese: Oh, my God! And apparently the prosecutors are requesting an indefinite delay in the trial for this guy.
- 1:59:30Brian McFadden: Why? Because he's insane.
- 1:59:33Testecleese: Well, apparently a ton. More evidence has come out. They found something like
- 1:59:39Testecleese: shit. I I'm gonna pull a number on my butt. It's either like 12 or like a hundred terabytes of information
- 1:59:47Testecleese: that's pertinent
- 1:59:48Testecleese: doesn't matter, because 1 TB is an obscene amount of information.
- 1:59:53Brian McFadden: Yeah, it is.
- 1:59:55Testecleese: Was that a million bytes.
- 1:59:58Brian McFadden: Something like that, or.
- 2:00:00Testecleese: How many gigabytes are on your computer? A terabyte is
- 2:00:04Testecleese: times a thousand of a gigabyte.
- 2:00:07Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 2:00:07Testecleese: I mean.
- 2:00:09Testecleese: And I understand the argument saying something's going on.
- 2:00:14Testecleese: But indefinite delay of prosecution
- 2:00:18Testecleese: sounds unconstitutional to me as a libertarian.
- 2:00:21Brian McFadden: That's well, that's not access to a speedy trial.
- 2:00:25Testecleese: Yes, yes.
- 2:00:27Testecleese: you're not allowed to hold someone without
- 2:00:30Brian McFadden: But they've done it for years since January 6,
- 2:00:34Brian McFadden: you know.
- 2:00:35Testecleese: And if you're gonna if you're gonna pull that shit, you better send these guys down to Guantanamo Bay, where the United States laws do not apply.
- 2:00:41Brian McFadden: They do apply to us citizens. So.
- 2:00:45Testecleese: Yeah, you're right. Even overseas. It applies to us citizens.
- 2:00:49Testecleese: and this bothers me.
- 2:00:51Testecleese: And
- 2:00:53Testecleese: you know what I'm getting to express my libertarian again. And I'm glad.
- 2:00:56Brian McFadden: That's fine.
- 2:00:58Brian McFadden: but.
- 2:00:59Testecleese: You. The United States has no right to hold this guy without trial.
- 2:01:03Brian McFadden: But they've done it with hundreds of people
- 2:01:07Brian McFadden: that walked into the Capitol building by
- 2:01:11Brian McFadden: hook or by crook, you know.
- 2:01:13Testecleese: Correct and.
- 2:01:15Brian McFadden: And they've kept them in solitary confinement, you know.
- 2:01:18Testecleese: Yes, and many of those people have been released because this video of the police literally opening the doors and escorting them in.
- 2:01:25Testecleese: There's actually a video of the cop and audio of the cop saying, I really don't agree with what you're doing, but I respect your right to do.
- 2:01:32Brian McFadden: Yeah. The guy that wore the horns got released that way.
- 2:01:35Testecleese: Yes, the the Qanon shaman.
- 2:01:39Brian McFadden: Yes.
- 2:01:41Testecleese: Exactly, and he was an lectern guy, or they call him podium guy, but it was a lectern
- 2:01:47Testecleese: he ended up getting hit with stealing government property, which is a minor charge thing is, he didn't even take it home. He just moved it. And I walked around
- 2:01:59Testecleese: of that video right.
- 2:02:00Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 2:02:03Testecleese: And don't get me wrong. Don't do this kind of stuff.
- 2:02:07Brian McFadden: No.
- 2:02:09Testecleese: Really, how.
- 2:02:11Brian McFadden: But but then they they arrested the grandmother that went into the Capitol building just to pray.
- 2:02:17Testecleese: By the way, okay,
- 2:02:19Testecleese: What was the name of the Air Force veteran that died? I cannot remember her name.
- 2:02:24Brian McFadden: Ashley, Babbitt.
- 2:02:26Testecleese: Ashley Babbitt. The only person who actually died that day was one of the protesters, and she was an Air Force veteran.
- 2:02:33Brian McFadden: When she was shot by Capitol Police.
- 2:02:36Testecleese: Through the neck.
- 2:02:38Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 2:02:40Testecleese: that's slow and terrible, isn't it?
- 2:02:43Brian McFadden: Yup!
- 2:02:44Testecleese: And I keep going. Oh, all these these cops.
- 2:02:46Brian McFadden: And and the surprise surprise, the shooting was justified. I know it's hard to believe that they came up with that that idea.
- 2:02:55Testecleese: Behind a locked door and shot through one of those one of those you know the narrow windows used to have next to doors at like your school. Yeah, the tall, narrow ones he shot through a window that a human being couldn't fit through
- 2:03:09Testecleese: with a locked door in front of him and killed this woman.
- 2:03:12Testecleese: and it didn't matter.
- 2:03:14Testecleese: and they say no cops dies like no. 1st of all one cop died, and he had a stroke. The next day.
- 2:03:21Brian McFadden: Yeah. That's how he died from the stroke.
- 2:03:24Testecleese: Yeah, don't tell me it was because oh, the stress that dude. That's not how strokes work. Okay?
- 2:03:31Testecleese: Oh.
- 2:03:32Testecleese: so I'm just. I'm
- 2:03:35Testecleese: very frustrated.
- 2:03:37Testecleese: I'm very angry.
- 2:03:39Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 2:03:41Testecleese: the American citizens are being shit upon.
- 2:03:45Brian McFadden: Yep.
- 2:03:46Testecleese: And half this country doesn't care saying good.
- 2:03:50Brian McFadden: And meanwhile the Biden Administration's FBI has quietly revised the 2022 crime stats
- 2:03:58Brian McFadden: for the worse.
- 2:03:59Testecleese: Yeah way more than they came out and told, oh, crime is down. No, it's not.
- 2:04:04Testecleese: And.
- 2:04:05Brian McFadden: People people out here in the real world know crime is not down, you know.
- 2:04:10Testecleese: Well, how many times did we talk about the ridiculous crime here in West Virginia and in Virginia.
- 2:04:15Brian McFadden: Every day, every show, every show.
- 2:04:17Testecleese: Kids shot at bus stops
- 2:04:20Testecleese: in Virginia.
- 2:04:23Testecleese: And oh, crime's down, really, because this wasn't happening 5 years ago.
- 2:04:29Testecleese: and
- 2:04:30Testecleese: they lied to us. They're revising it now. And it turns out something like 40% of these districts are not reporting their numbers to the Federal Government anymore.
- 2:04:41Testecleese: And
- 2:04:43Testecleese: we decriminalized a lot of this stuff. We're not prosecuting people in California, but stealing $900 worth of goods anymore.
- 2:04:50Brian McFadden: I think they got a lot. They got a it's on the ballot that they're trying to
- 2:04:55Brian McFadden: to repeal that law.
- 2:04:58Testecleese: Good. Can you imagine owning a store?
- 2:05:01Testecleese: And everyone who walks in can just steal $900, $950 worth of stuff
- 2:05:06Testecleese: and walk out the door. In this, Jack shit you can do what? And if you call the cops, you're going to get arrested.
- 2:05:12Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 2:05:13Testecleese: We talked about that, too.
- 2:05:14Brian McFadden: We are from the future.
- 2:05:17Testecleese: Yeah. And then they're saying stuff like, Oh, Whoa! Oh, these companies are leaving California. They're just a bunch of assholes like, no, they're losing money. Why would you keep a business open?
- 2:05:27Testecleese: You know.
- 2:05:28Brian McFadden: There's no point in it.
- 2:05:30Testecleese: No, it's like I'm you open a business to make money, not
- 2:05:33Testecleese: not give money to criminals.
- 2:05:36Brian McFadden: Right.
- 2:05:42Testecleese: All right. Well, Biden and Harris are still supporting this gender, affirming care, garbage.
- 2:05:46Brian McFadden: Birds, there.
- 2:05:48Testecleese: Well,
- 2:05:51Testecleese: turns out
- 2:05:52Testecleese: the numbers are in.
- 2:05:54Testecleese: This is not helping people.
- 2:05:59Testecleese: most European nations.
- 2:06:01Testecleese: including the Netherlands, where everyone points to
- 2:06:04Testecleese: did away with it
- 2:06:06Testecleese: because they found out it caused more
- 2:06:09Testecleese: suicide or self unaliving, or removing themselves from the.
- 2:06:14Brian McFadden: Yeah, this is, we're talking about children here. We're not talking about adults.
- 2:06:20Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, exactly. And like, Oh, I don't know who I am. Dear God, welcome to puberty!
- 2:06:25Brian McFadden: Exactly.
- 2:06:28Testecleese: Jesus Christ. Watch any TV show from the nineties. Any of the kids there go through like 5 or 6 identity changes. They're gone. Then.
- 2:06:37Testecleese: They're metal, you know, and then they're Punk Rock, and then they're Jocks, you know.
- 2:06:45Testecleese: Then they find out who they are. This is part of growing up. And if
- 2:06:48Testecleese: okay.
- 2:06:49Testecleese: gender affirmative care, this is, it's body dysmorphia, right? You see.
- 2:06:53Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 2:06:54Testecleese: Body differently than what your body is.
- 2:06:56Testecleese: Is it anorexia? The same thing.
- 2:06:59Brian McFadden: Yep.
- 2:07:00Testecleese: Okay, are we going to give liposuction to an anorexic.
- 2:07:06Brian McFadden: If the Liberals have their way.
- 2:07:08Testecleese: Just let them kill themselves. Give them a belly band. Who cares? You know? They'll just starve to death.
- 2:07:15Testecleese: is there?
- 2:07:17Testecleese: And again, if you're an adult, you had time to think about this. This is.
- 2:07:21Testecleese: I may not agree with your delusion, but if it actually makes you feel better, if, after you've had time as an adult to think about it, it's on you, not me. Yeah. But if you're if
- 2:07:30Testecleese: kids don't have the authority to get that tattoo
- 2:07:34Testecleese: to buy a case of beer, to vote, to buy a pack of cigarettes, but you're letting them decide to cut their penis off.
- 2:07:44Brian McFadden: Yep.
- 2:07:45Testecleese: And you know I mean.
- 2:07:46Brian McFadden: Literally, the rules have gotten so strict here in Virginia.
- 2:07:49Brian McFadden: I'm 56 year old, and they still demand to see my d when I buy beer now and scan it.
- 2:07:57Testecleese: Funny, because the folks here did for a little while, when I was new, even with the gray in my beard.
- 2:08:02Testecleese: But now they know me
- 2:08:04Testecleese: not. Yeah, yeah. They just sell me my stuff.
- 2:08:07Brian McFadden: Yeah. Well, it. This is
- 2:08:09Brian McFadden: a national chain in fucking
- 2:08:13Brian McFadden: Virginia. So they're scanning everybody's ids. Yeah.
- 2:08:17Testecleese: And for anyone outside the United States. If you have no idea how rural West Virginia is.
- 2:08:23Testecleese: I mean.
- 2:08:25Testecleese: you know, Brian, it's the middle of nowhere, right.
- 2:08:27Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 2:08:29Testecleese: Like. I said. I live on the.
- 2:08:30Brian McFadden: Kathy loves driving through West Virginia.
- 2:08:33Testecleese: It's a 20 min. I'm sorry it's a 10 min drive down down a mountain. So you know, gravity takes me
- 2:08:40Testecleese: 20 miles.
- 2:08:42Testecleese: I'm 2530 miles. Something like that. I'm driving to get to the nearest town
- 2:08:48Testecleese: because I'm in the middle of nowhere. I have a dude who lives somewhat close to me on the left, because, you know, the houses show up in clutters where there's
- 2:08:57Testecleese: good land.
- 2:08:59Testecleese: Can't even see his house.
- 2:09:01Testecleese: I got someone on the right of me who cut down all the damn trees which sucks.
- 2:09:07Brian McFadden: Now you can see him.
- 2:09:08Testecleese: Are they a butt to my property, and I can see them, and it drives me nuts.
- 2:09:12Testecleese: And there's another guy a little bit down the road on the other side of the street.
- 2:09:17Testecleese: who cut down all his trees too, and cleared all his land.
- 2:09:21Testecleese: and I can see his house and it.
- 2:09:27Testecleese: The whole point of coming out here was to be in the middle of nowhere like.
- 2:09:31Testecleese: and it was obvious I was going to end up here the way I am the libertarian. Leave me alone. I'll leave you alone.
- 2:09:38Brian McFadden: Right.
- 2:09:38Testecleese: Yeah, you know.
- 2:09:41Testecleese: And then, like I mentioned to you a dude who lives on the same road as me. But I say the same road.
- 2:09:47Testecleese: I live on a state road that is the only road this one stoplight in the town.
- 2:09:54Brian McFadden: That's kind of like my hometown of Michigan, you know, with
- 2:09:57Brian McFadden: my 30 people in my graduating class. So.
- 2:10:01Testecleese: Yeah. Well, my little girl.
- 2:10:03Testecleese: she's got
- 2:10:05Testecleese: 12 people in her preschool class.
- 2:10:09Testecleese: and there's only one preschool class in the school. There's 1 class for each grade.
- 2:10:16Testecleese: All right.
- 2:10:17Testecleese: Yeah, man, I don't know I'm getting.
- 2:10:22Testecleese: I like the liberty and the freedom of the United States. I don't like the idea of anyone telling me how to do what I'm going to do as long as I'm not hurting anyone else.
- 2:10:34Testecleese: Which is why I'm so touchy on abortion.
- 2:10:38Testecleese: But
- 2:10:40Testecleese: the best I can come up with the abortion is, I'm going to quote Ron Paul.
- 2:10:44Testecleese: It should not be illegal.
- 2:10:47Testecleese: It should be unthinkable.
- 2:10:51Testecleese: Right. Who's the government to step in? But.
- 2:10:53Brian McFadden: Well, that's 1 of the
- 2:10:54Brian McFadden: the big. That's what the dems are still running on after all these years, you know, it's like we got to bring the national ban on abortion back. I mean this this. It's a State's rights issue, and the States that want it are doing it, and the States that don't want to do it. They're restricting it. That's how it should be. That's how the
- 2:11:16Brian McFadden: the Constitution was written.
- 2:11:19Testecleese: Yeah, the United States, 50 independent sovereign States that come together for national defense.
- 2:11:27Testecleese: But somehow the Federal Government has taken so much power from the States.
- 2:11:32Testecleese: and you know what I hate to say. I blame Lincoln.
- 2:11:38Testecleese: He took a giant dump on the Constitution when he stopped the Union from splitting.
- 2:11:44Testecleese: and you know everyone could talk trash all they want. Yeah, he ended, slavery. But he took a dump on States rights.
- 2:11:50Brian McFadden: Right.
- 2:11:54Testecleese: Anyway.
- 2:11:55Testecleese: Emhoff, do you know who Doug Emhoff is?
- 2:11:59Brian McFadden: I do. He's the first.st
- 2:12:01Brian McFadden: He's the 1st gentleman.
- 2:12:03Testecleese: Second gentleman.
- 2:12:04Brian McFadden: Sorry second gentleman.
- 2:12:08Testecleese: Well, apparently.
- 2:12:13Brian McFadden: Why didn't this come out when
- 2:12:15Brian McFadden: when she was running as Biden's Vice president? I mean, this is ancient history here.
- 2:12:23Testecleese: It is. But what gets me is he just did an interview, I think, with Cnn.
- 2:12:29Testecleese: And actually, that's why Cnn is putting this article out and see. I try to use Cnn. As much as I can, because
- 2:12:36Testecleese: tough to tell tough for the Lefty to say fuck you. I don't trust them.
- 2:12:39Brian McFadden: Right.
- 2:12:44Testecleese: They called him the new face of masculinity. How he supports women.
- 2:12:51Brian McFadden: You know it's born very well.
- 2:12:53Testecleese: Yeah, he cheated on his 1st wife. That ended his marriage with the Nanny.
- 2:12:58Testecleese: He impregnated the Nanny Arnold Schwarzenegger style.
- 2:13:04Testecleese: and then somehow forced her to have an abortion.
- 2:13:08Testecleese: Don't know all the details on that, because he hasn't told us about that. But he acknowledged and said, Yep, I did that. That's why that marriage ended where he had his 2 kids that Kamal was stepmother of.
- 2:13:21Testecleese: and he's denying this other allegation. But there's 3 independent sources which is good enough for old school journalism, which they don't use anymore. There's no longer 3 sources. Now, you.
- 2:13:33Brian McFadden: So.
- 2:13:34Testecleese: Some garbage newspaper published something, and they just.
- 2:13:37Brian McFadden: Anonymous sources. That's where it's at anonymous sources.
- 2:13:41Testecleese: Apparently he beat the shit out of an ex-girlfriend so bad that she oh, okay, slapped her so hot. She spun around outside of the met gala, or whatever one of these galas
- 2:13:53Testecleese: in France.
- 2:13:54Testecleese: So he he's beating ladies and impregnating nannies.
- 2:14:01Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 2:14:03Testecleese: He's the new face of masculinity.
- 2:14:07Testecleese: I don't know about you, Buddy, but it's not okay to cheat on your wife, and it's not okay to hit women unless you have a really good reason. And.
- 2:14:14Brian McFadden: Well, how did Kamala raise to power.
- 2:14:20Testecleese: Oh, she sucked a dick.
- 2:14:22Brian McFadden: And Willie Brown was cheating on his wife with her.
- 2:14:26Testecleese: Yes, and I didn't say Willie Brown was a good guy.
- 2:14:29Testecleese: but they were estranged at the time next to divorced.
- 2:14:34Testecleese: But
- 2:14:35Testecleese: I never said. Willie Brown was a good dude.
- 2:14:37Brian McFadden: Yeah, you didn't.
- 2:14:40Testecleese: He's a bad guy, just like her husband. So maybe maybe that's what it's maybe she's got. Daddy issues, did her dad did Donald J. Harris
- 2:14:48Testecleese: beat up Shamala.
- 2:14:53Testecleese: and yes, those are her parents names
- 2:14:57Testecleese: Donald J. Harris.
- 2:15:01Testecleese: Oh, my God!
- 2:15:06Testecleese: Did you see the Netflix? CEO.
- 2:15:10Brian McFadden: Yeah. He came out and donated 7 million dollars to the Harris campaign. Didn't think there'd be any repercussions from it.
- 2:15:18Testecleese: Well, because everyone hates trump right?
- 2:15:21Brian McFadden: Right.
- 2:15:22Testecleese: Everyone hates trump. Everyone's going to agree with me on this one. They just saw the highest day of cancellations
- 2:15:30Testecleese: because of it. People are like Nope, fuck, Netflix, it's not worth it, you know. This is where my money's going.
- 2:15:37Testecleese: And then remember, Taylor Swift finally came out in support of Harris.
- 2:15:41Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 2:15:42Testecleese: Yeah.
- 2:15:43Brian McFadden: And she lost 2 million spotify listeners.
- 2:15:48Testecleese: So maybe there's more to this trump thing that people are willing to admit. If
- 2:15:52Testecleese: you know what I'm going to give it to the Republicans, and I'm
- 2:15:57Testecleese: honestly I don't think the libertarians are doing this because
- 2:16:01Testecleese: I don't care.
- 2:16:02Testecleese: But the Republicans are finally stepping up with boycotts.
- 2:16:08Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 2:16:08Testecleese: Good because the Democrats have been doing it for decades.
- 2:16:11Testecleese: The Republicans was the bud light thing that started it right.
- 2:16:15Brian McFadden: Yep, yep, I'm Bud light. Yup.
- 2:16:18Testecleese: Then it happened to Harley Davidson.
- 2:16:21Testecleese: Arlie finally said, Yep, Nope, you're right. I'm sorry.
- 2:16:25Brian McFadden: People are forgetting who their target audiences are.
- 2:16:29Testecleese: Yeah, well, I mean, I wish a lot of these guys would take the Michael Jordan approach and say.
- 2:16:33Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 2:16:34Testecleese: Olgans buy sneakers, too.
- 2:16:36Brian McFadden: That's what i 1 of the things I respect about Michael Jordan. You know. He's like
- 2:16:41Brian McFadden: he was. He was like apolitical
- 2:16:45Brian McFadden: when it came to shit, because until you know, he got out of the you know Nba, because he was trying to sell sneakers to both Republicans and Democrats, you know.
- 2:16:56Testecleese: Not even a politically he had his views. But it's like my views aren't your point. I'm trying to make a dollar.
- 2:17:01Brian McFadden: Right? Exactly. That's what I'm saying. Yeah.
- 2:17:05Testecleese: And Netflix.
- 2:17:06Brian McFadden: You're entitled to your own views. But when you're in the public face, you know, you gotta think about
- 2:17:14Brian McFadden: how everybody's going to react to it
- 2:17:16Brian McFadden: in relationship to your business, you know.
- 2:17:21Testecleese: Yeah. And how pissed off are you as a stockholder of one of these places that the stock takes a dump?
- 2:17:27Testecleese: Yeah, because some jackass goes fucked all trump, and his supporters.
- 2:17:34Brian McFadden: I mean to me I mean Netflix raises their prices again anytime soon. I'm canceling it, you know.
- 2:17:41Testecleese: That depends.
- 2:17:43Brian McFadden: I'm still. I'm still trying to get adjusted to stupid commercials on Amazon Prime. You know.
- 2:17:48Testecleese: Yeah, I'm getting frustrated some of this stuff I was paying subscriptions for, because I don't have cable. I just have streaming services.
- 2:17:55Brian McFadden: Yeah, I still got cable.
- 2:17:56Testecleese: Well, I'm getting real frustrated because I bought these things because.
- 2:18:00Brian McFadden: Because you didn't have commercials.
- 2:18:02Testecleese: Yeah, because I was paying a streaming service. And now they're putting commercials in saying paying more money.
- 2:18:07Testecleese: And that's just like what the hell like this is the whole point.
- 2:18:11Testecleese: and I am missing out on a lot of commercials because of it.
- 2:18:17Testecleese: Anyway, Taylor Swift just donated like shit. What's the number. I want to say millions, but I'm not sure.
- 2:18:24Testecleese: Let's see here, Taylor Swift's shock Food bank donation will have nationwide impact sounds awesome.
- 2:18:32Testecleese: Excuse me.
- 2:18:34Testecleese: she made a quote generous donation
- 2:18:37Testecleese: to 1,400 food banks
- 2:18:39Testecleese: across the UK.
- 2:18:42Testecleese: So
- 2:18:44Testecleese: this hurricane comes through.
- 2:18:47Testecleese: destroys the American
- 2:18:49Testecleese: family, the American household.
- 2:18:52Testecleese: and Taylor Swift's giving money to the United Kingdom to buy food instead of the American citizens that need it.
- 2:18:59Testecleese: And it's just it's just frustrating. I don't know what to think of her
- 2:19:02Testecleese: giving all this money to the Uk food banks instead of American food banks.
- 2:19:08Testecleese: or you know
- 2:19:09Testecleese: she can do what she wants.
- 2:19:11Brian McFadden: Yeah. It's her money.
- 2:19:13Testecleese: Just don't be surprised when people start giving you the money to do do that, you know.
- 2:19:18Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 2:19:20Testecleese: I don't know if you read that article or not, Brian. But yeah, all that money she gave was not to American food banks.
- 2:19:26Brian McFadden: What was it? The Palestinian food banks.
- 2:19:28Testecleese: UK.
- 2:19:29Brian McFadden: Okay.
- 2:19:31Testecleese: After her tour in the UK.
- 2:19:33Testecleese: And then I can get it. It's like, Oh, yeah, they. They came to my concerts. It's like, but we just had a hurricane
- 2:19:39Testecleese: like that.
- 2:19:41Brian McFadden: Dolly Parton just donated a million dollars.
- 2:19:44Testecleese: She did. But let's be real. How far does a million dollars go in terms of
- 2:19:49Testecleese: storm that spread across 6 States and destroyed entire communities.
- 2:19:56Testecleese: I mean
- 2:19:58Testecleese: what you 1 million dollars. You can rebuild
- 2:20:02Testecleese: 4 homes. Let's say it's low income. 6 homes.
- 2:20:08Testecleese: 1 million dollars doesn't go far. Realistically, it's a lot of money for you and me to have in our bank account, but not in terms of like
- 2:20:16Testecleese: opening a business running.
- 2:20:18Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 2:20:18Testecleese: Business helping people that need it. You know
- 2:20:25Testecleese: my turn to
- 2:20:28Testecleese: drain the lizard.
- 2:20:31Testecleese: Did you read this article from the blaze?
- 2:20:35Testecleese: I don't know how many of these you read, Brian honestly. I make it a point to read them all.
- 2:20:39Brian McFadden: I tried to, but they come in.
- 2:20:42Testecleese: Home, sometimes.
- 2:20:44Brian McFadden: No, I didn't read this one.
- 2:20:46Testecleese: Okay. Well,
- 2:20:47Brian McFadden: But I've heard. But I've heard this rhetoric, that
- 2:20:51Brian McFadden: about this. Yeah.
- 2:20:53Brian McFadden: I might have read this one. Yeah.
- 2:20:56Brian McFadden: cause I did read a couple of blaze articles this week, so that you shared.
- 2:21:05Brian McFadden: and I mean
- 2:21:07Brian McFadden: they say the same thing about trump, you know, and trump didn't do it, so I mean
- 2:21:16Brian McFadden: I don't
- 2:21:17Brian McFadden: know what to think.
- 2:21:20Brian McFadden: Actions speak louder than words.
- 2:21:29Brian McFadden: I mean as much as I want to think that
- 2:21:32Brian McFadden: I mean in the end. I don't think that if Kamala got elected president she would jail her opponents.
- 2:21:40Brian McFadden: but you know you never know
- 2:21:43Brian McFadden: it is what it is.
- 2:21:44Testecleese: Isn't that what they're accusing trump of wanting to do as they're trying to put him in Oregon right now.
- 2:21:49Brian McFadden: Well, and then they said that he was gonna do it. What if he be Hillary? And he kind of let the Hillary thing go by the wayside, you know. He's like.
- 2:21:57Testecleese: And was it wasn't. He tried to.
- 2:21:59Brian McFadden: Heal the country by not prosecuting Hillary for her Russian disarmation. Crap.
- 2:22:05Testecleese: Yeah, and hers.
- 2:22:06Brian McFadden: And it still didn't help him any. It didn't gain him any respect.
- 2:22:10Testecleese: And wasn't he going to put all the black people back in chains that never happened? But they're still saying it again. Now.
- 2:22:16Brian McFadden: Yeah, let's just they're just repeating the same shit over and over again.
- 2:22:21Testecleese: Yeah. Well, the thing is your average dem voter.
- 2:22:25Testecleese: either. I just don't understand the hatred.
- 2:22:29Testecleese: And, by the way, I keep hearing, he's he's been convicted of what? 34, 84, whatever it is.
- 2:22:34Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, they did that on purpose, so they could use it as a campaign slogan.
- 2:22:38Testecleese: Half of them are already been overturned, and the other half are in courts on appeals. And they're saying, Yeah, no, that's getting thrown out. That's garbage.
- 2:22:46Brian McFadden: But it.
- 2:22:46Brian McFadden: But right now they can say he's been convicted of them.
- 2:22:50Testecleese: No, technically, he hasn't.
- 2:22:52Brian McFadden: It's on a reveal.
- 2:22:53Testecleese: Convicted until you've been sentenced.
- 2:22:56Brian McFadden: Okay.
- 2:22:59Testecleese: So it's still pending litigation.
- 2:23:01Brian McFadden: Okay.
- 2:23:02Testecleese: They're lying to you, too.
- 2:23:05Testecleese: and just.
- 2:23:06Brian McFadden: I'm not surprised.
- 2:23:07Testecleese: How can you hate someone's? And the issue is, these folks aren't
- 2:23:12Testecleese: digging. They're not reading on their own. You can watch this. You could watch C-span and see what these people actually said. Instead.
- 2:23:20Testecleese: they take what someone else they take, what Rachel Maddow from Msnbc. Told them. Meanwhile the guy from Msnbc, just said, we're lying to your face to get you to vote the way we want.
- 2:23:33Testecleese: Somehow you could ignore this and continue believing this garbage.
- 2:23:39Brian McFadden: Yeah. Nope.
- 2:23:40Testecleese: I'm not saying Trump's a stand up, Guy.
- 2:23:42Testecleese: I'm not.
- 2:23:44Testecleese: Anyone who runs for President is full of themselves.
- 2:23:48Testecleese: They keep calling her a narcissist who would run for President
- 2:23:52Testecleese: and want that horrible job.
- 2:23:55Testecleese: If you don't think you're better than everyone else.
- 2:23:59Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 2:24:02Testecleese: Oh, I can do better than anyone else in this country. Yeah, you know what. I'd rather manage my own household and see how I do. You know.
- 2:24:08Brian McFadden: Right.
- 2:24:10Testecleese: Least a billionaire has been successful.
- 2:24:12Testecleese: Yeah.
- 2:24:15Brian McFadden: And you got this New Yorker that spends a large part of Mala Harris's endorsement rebuking Biden.
- 2:24:24Testecleese: Well, yeah, Biden's well. She keeps saying she's not Joe Biden. She didn't get to make the decisions. Biden's been in her way right.
- 2:24:31Brian McFadden: Well.
- 2:24:33Brian McFadden: that's not what Biden's saying.
- 2:24:35Brian McFadden: I don't know. I don't know what. I don't think it's in here now, but
- 2:24:39Brian McFadden: he keeps coming on saying she was right there with him
- 2:24:43Brian McFadden: every step of the way he keeps trying to tire to his failed administration.
- 2:24:49Testecleese: Actually the next story in the line. Conservatives joke. Biden made trump.
- 2:24:54Brian McFadden: That'll get it.
- 2:24:54Testecleese: Ad calling Harris Biden actually said she was a major player in everything admin does. Yeah. She herself came on and said she was the last person in the room before the Afghanistan withdrawal happened.
- 2:25:05Brian McFadden: And she's the Border Czar, even though they don't want to say she was actually titled that. But she was in charge of figuring out why all the illegal immigrants were flooding across the border from
- 2:25:16Brian McFadden: all these different Central American countries. All of a sudden, once they got elected.
- 2:25:21Testecleese: You want to know why?
- 2:25:22Testecleese: Because right before Joe got elected, he said, surge the border. Yeah, literally, said Surge. The board border.
- 2:25:32Testecleese: And then they're blaming trump for this migration. Influx, saying, Oh, trump stopped this bill from going through. Okay, 1st of all, Trump's not in any kind of office when this.
- 2:25:43Brian McFadden: No.
- 2:25:44Testecleese: Second. That Border bill they passed wasn't.
- 2:25:48Brian McFadden: What is Bs.
- 2:25:49Testecleese: Country. No, it wasn't to stop them from coming across this border.
- 2:25:52Testecleese: Most of the money went to go fund Ukraine and the money that was left at the border was to process them in for asylum.
- 2:26:00Brian McFadden: Yeah. And it wasn't it like.
- 2:26:02Testecleese: And you know.
- 2:26:02Brian McFadden: You could have. How many people could come across the country in a day that they'd let in? Wasn't it like a thousand or 2,000 or something crazy.
- 2:26:11Testecleese: 6, 6,500.
- 2:26:13Brian McFadden: Yeah, it was a crazy number.
- 2:26:15Testecleese: The right number is 0. To come across the border illegally before you do something about it right.
- 2:26:19Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
- 2:26:22Testecleese: And like, like we were talking about with California like, it's not a crime if you say it's not illegal anymore. Oh, there's no illegal migrants, because it's not illegal to cross the border. You know.
- 2:26:35Testecleese: Oh, my God, Dude!
- 2:26:37Testecleese: And you bring this up like this is one dude I'm talking to online. I've known him
- 2:26:42Testecleese: just about my entire life.
- 2:26:46Testecleese: He's a moron.
- 2:26:48Testecleese: I don't want to put his name out there. I would just call him Sean.
- 2:26:53Brian McFadden: Okay.
- 2:26:53Testecleese: Was his 1st name, and not the one that used to be on our show.
- 2:26:57Brian McFadden: Right.
- 2:26:59Testecleese: The things that he says to me online on Facebook in particular.
- 2:27:04Testecleese: are just
- 2:27:05Testecleese: dude. Did you? Did you even look this up, or do you listen to Rachel Maddow?
- 2:27:14Brian McFadden: anyway, I think that.
- 2:27:15Testecleese: Surprise.
- 2:27:15Brian McFadden: Problem with most Americans these days. We've gotten so lazy
- 2:27:20Brian McFadden: that they don't dig into. They read the 1st paragraph in the headline.
- 2:27:25Testecleese: Oh, they don't even read the 1st paragraph, the story they read the headline.
- 2:27:29Testecleese: and then you, you scroll.
- 2:27:30Brian McFadden: So if the headline says one thing, but the actual story says a hundred percent something else, they don't understand it. They don't know it because the headline was different.
- 2:27:42Testecleese: Well, a perfect example is these fact. Checkers
- 2:27:45Testecleese: they're like, did trump do a perfect backflip and land in a superhero pose
- 2:27:51Testecleese: on Sunday.
- 2:27:53Testecleese: like no trump, did not do a perfect backflip and land in a superhero pose. On Sunday this whole thing at the very bottom goes while trump did do a perfect backflip and land a superhero pose it was on Saturday.
- 2:28:04Testecleese: It's like no one said on Sunday you added this to make it not true.
- 2:28:11Brian McFadden: Yep.
- 2:28:12Testecleese: And perfect example of that is perfect people are
- 2:28:16Testecleese: find people on both sides.
- 2:28:18Brian McFadden: Right. They keep bringing. They're still bringing that shit up.
- 2:28:22Testecleese: Still using it and.
- 2:28:23Brian McFadden: 8 years later. They're still bringing it up.
- 2:28:26Testecleese: And took Bloomberg 7 years to finally say, actually, that didn't happen.
- 2:28:30Testecleese: That's not what happened. You guys are misconstruing. I believe we call that a cheap fake right?
- 2:28:37Testecleese: Can you cut it off to make it look like he said something different.
- 2:28:41Brian McFadden: Yeah. Chief. Fake. Yep.
- 2:28:43Testecleese: Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
- 2:28:46Testecleese: this is from Saul Linsky's rules for Radicals. That Hillary Clinton was always quoting.
- 2:28:53Testecleese: accuse your opponents of what you are doing.
- 2:28:58Brian McFadden: Yep.
- 2:29:00Testecleese: Anyone out there. I suggest you read that book, Brian. Have you read it?
- 2:29:04Brian McFadden: No.
- 2:29:05Testecleese: Oh, you should read rules for Radicals
- 2:29:09Testecleese: like I, said Hillary Clinton.
- 2:29:11Testecleese: She brought it up several times in her campaign, didn't she.
- 2:29:15Brian McFadden: Yes, it is.
- 2:29:20Testecleese: Alright, anyway.
- 2:29:21Testecleese: what's going on in the world of election interference that we keep accusing trump of.
- 2:29:26Brian McFadden: Well, the Doj Doj is suing Alabama
- 2:29:32Brian McFadden: because
- 2:29:35Brian McFadden: they are purging non-citizen voters too close to the election. That is actually a law
- 2:29:41Brian McFadden: that you're not allowed to do that, but they did it.
- 2:29:45Testecleese: Yeah,
- 2:29:47Testecleese: Chris. Well, never mind, I'm I was thinking of something else.
- 2:29:54Testecleese: I was thinking how. Never mind. I was thinking of the salt, not Salt Lensky.
- 2:30:00Testecleese: Comey!
- 2:30:02Testecleese: That even suggested prosecuting Hillary Clinton for her servers
- 2:30:07Testecleese: was election interference, because it was too close to the election to bring up a trip, and meanwhile Trump's on trial right now. 30 days from the election.
- 2:30:16Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 2:30:17Brian McFadden: but pretty much. All his court cases have been continued till after election, so.
- 2:30:23Testecleese: Because of this exact thing. But your average American citizen like I said, Well, okay, Democrat vote because
- 2:30:28Testecleese: well, I'm not going to say Democrat order. Half your Republicans don't understand what's going on, either.
- 2:30:33Brian McFadden: No, they don't.
- 2:30:34Testecleese: You know that.
- 2:30:35Brian McFadden: Yeah, I do. I'm not gonna argue with it on that.
- 2:30:38Testecleese: I honestly think your libertarian has a better understanding what's going on. That's why they hate the government.
- 2:30:45Testecleese: But
- 2:30:47Testecleese: so you're suing them for purging non-citizen voters.
- 2:30:51Testecleese: So are you suggesting we let these non-citizens vote.
- 2:30:56Brian McFadden: Well, yeah, they're going to be able to vote provisional ballots, and then you got to dispute them after they've been cast.
- 2:31:02Testecleese: Yeah, see? That happened before with the Pennsylvania change violating their own constitution. And the court system said, well, they haven't done it yet.
- 2:31:12Testecleese: They just
- 2:31:14Testecleese: in the process of doing this, so you can't do anything about it. And then, after the election, said, Well, it's too late. It already happened.
- 2:31:22Testecleese: Yeah, it's like what the what the fuck.
- 2:31:24Testecleese: you know.
- 2:31:26Brian McFadden: Right.
- 2:31:26Testecleese: Anyone doesn't know what I'm talking about. Go ahead and look that up. The Pennsylvania Constitution did not. Was it mail-in ballots? I think it was.
- 2:31:34Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 2:31:34Testecleese: Universal mail-in ballots.
- 2:31:37Testecleese: And, by the way.
- 2:31:39Brian McFadden: And these are all rules that were changed for Covid. So.
- 2:31:43Testecleese: Let me tell you how pissed off I am about mail-in ballots right now.
- 2:31:49Testecleese: I had mail delivered to me here that was originally addressed to Massachusetts
- 2:31:55Testecleese: to vote for President.
- 2:31:57Brian McFadden: Okay.
- 2:31:58Testecleese: By mail.
- 2:31:59Testecleese: It's like you put an address change label to a different state.
- 2:32:05Testecleese: So.
- 2:32:05Brian McFadden: But you can vote 2 States.
- 2:32:07Testecleese: What I was gonna say is, can I vote twice?
- 2:32:11Testecleese: Because, you know, there's no one going between West Virginia and Massachusetts see if the same name, but social security never shows up right.
- 2:32:18Brian McFadden: Well, there's no system in place for that.
- 2:32:20Testecleese: No, but I have too much fucking.
- 2:32:23Brian McFadden: Integrity.
- 2:32:24Testecleese: There you go! That's the word I was looking for to do something like that, because it's wrong.
- 2:32:27Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 2:32:31Testecleese: Oh.
- 2:32:33Testecleese: and California just banned
- 2:32:36Testecleese: voter id requirements in California.
- 2:32:39Brian McFadden: Yeah, because a couple of the cities set their own laws in place.
- 2:32:45Brian McFadden: And so they had to put a new law in place to supersede the city's laws.
- 2:32:51Testecleese: And again this Massachusetts I did not have to show Id to vote. I had to give them my name and my address.
- 2:32:58Testecleese: and that was good enough for them.
- 2:33:00Testecleese: I could have voted for me, my neighbor, across the street, my neighbor on either side, because I know all their names. Still to this day
- 2:33:08Testecleese: that lived around me. I could have
- 2:33:11Testecleese: call them before they had a chance to vote.
- 2:33:15Testecleese: But that's wrong.
- 2:33:17Brian McFadden: Yeah. Super. Yeah.
- 2:33:21Testecleese: It's not even are you a citizen? Are you allowed to vote? It's a have you already voted? Or are you voting for someone else issue
- 2:33:28Testecleese: on top of, are you even here legally? Do you have a right to vote?
- 2:33:37Testecleese: And
- 2:33:39Testecleese: Google got busted for a
- 2:33:41Testecleese: immediately shutting down?
- 2:33:44Testecleese: Not just trump ads. But
- 2:33:46Testecleese: anyone who's pro-trump advertising.
- 2:33:49Brian McFadden: Right.
- 2:33:49Testecleese: For example, Tim Pool
- 2:33:52Testecleese: was trying to advertise on Youtube.
- 2:33:56Testecleese: and it got shut down over and over again automatically.
- 2:34:00Testecleese: when it had nothing to do with the election. He was just trying to advertise his own
- 2:34:04Testecleese: business.
- 2:34:05Brian McFadden: Hmm.
- 2:34:07Testecleese: And then he had to like appeal, appeal, change, change the advertisement appeal.
- 2:34:13Testecleese: but finally they let it out there.
- 2:34:16Testecleese: But Google's just shutting down ads featuring Trump.
- 2:34:20Testecleese: But Kamala Harris can call Donald Trump worse than Hitler.
- 2:34:24Testecleese: Yeah
- 2:34:26Testecleese: and boom, there it is.
- 2:34:30Testecleese: and Google's been told to Lawyer up because they are getting sued
- 2:34:35Testecleese: because they're in clear violation of the Us. Law concerning this stuff.
- 2:34:43Brian McFadden: Well, it also is, I mean I hate to say it, but it also
- 2:34:47Brian McFadden: that depends on which States are being sued in, too. You know
- 2:34:52Brian McFadden: there's well, it's.
- 2:34:53Testecleese: Federal at that point. But yes, you're right. The judges in certain States tend to lean the way the State does.
- 2:34:59Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 2:35:03Testecleese: And we mentioned this earlier John Kerry's calling to like he wants to quote, change the 1st amendment, but we all know that means abolish it or
- 2:35:11Testecleese: destroy it, because as soon as you take them away, my right to say No, you're wrong.
- 2:35:18Testecleese: There's there's
- 2:35:20Testecleese: all of a sudden I'm going to get arrested for say, hold on, that's not accurate. Just like what happened with us with Covid. Right?
- 2:35:27Testecleese: We we're not on Youtube anymore because of that. And then it turns out everything that we got in trouble, for on Youtube
- 2:35:34Testecleese: is no longer against the rules, because we were right the whole time.
- 2:35:37Brian McFadden: Yep.
- 2:35:39Testecleese: What the hell would we could we go to jail for being right the whole time, but disagreeing with the government.
- 2:35:45Brian McFadden: I've actually put it back on you, too.
- 2:35:49Brian McFadden: I put his back on Youtube.
- 2:35:51Testecleese: You did.
- 2:35:52Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 2:35:53Testecleese: Where, how? Where.
- 2:35:55Brian McFadden: Under a different feed.
- 2:35:57Testecleese: Youtube, not Facebook.
- 2:35:59Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 2:36:01Testecleese: Or on Youtube.
- 2:36:02Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 2:36:05Testecleese: What's the name of this.
- 2:36:06Brian McFadden: I don't know. I have to go look at it when I'm sober.
- 2:36:09Testecleese: Why didn't you tell me about this dude.
- 2:36:11Brian McFadden: I thought I did.
- 2:36:12Testecleese: My Youtube channel is still up, is up and running because my strikes wore off because we never hit 3. That's what we shut it down, boy, at 3. Strikes.
- 2:36:20Brian McFadden: Okay, I still, I think it created a whole new Youtube channel. But I mean.
- 2:36:25Testecleese: We put some stuff on Youtube when we had the issues with Facebook for the the video.
- 2:36:31Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 2:36:32Brian McFadden: But I think I think I'm sharing. I don't know. I'll let me go double check it. I think everything's being. I'll look at it tomorrow when I'm sober, and I'll get back with you.
- 2:36:40Testecleese: What? Let's open up a Jeffrey and Brian show
- 2:36:44Testecleese: email account. So we have both have access equally because you know what.
- 2:36:49Brian McFadden: We do? We have that email account already.
- 2:36:52Testecleese: Okay? Well, then, we should have a paypal attached to it, because I am sick and tired.
- 2:36:56Brian McFadden: We do have Paypal. The paypal is attached to that.
- 2:37:00Testecleese: Yes, it is, but it's under your name.
- 2:37:02Testecleese: And I keep getting emails under my Gmail that you did something on Paypal.
- 2:37:09Brian McFadden: I haven't done anything on Paypal lately.
- 2:37:12Testecleese: Yeah, no, I just
- 2:37:14Testecleese: recently you deposited money. Your account was like 50 something bucks and then you paid money to Deutsch. Something. I'm like, what.
- 2:37:22Brian McFadden: No, that's that's not right. No, that's not right.
- 2:37:27Brian McFadden: But I did. That's the wrong. Okay, yeah, I've used. I don't know. Let me look at it.
- 2:37:34Brian McFadden: There's no money in the Jeffrey Brian show Paypal account, so.
- 2:37:38Testecleese: Of course it's not
- 2:37:41Testecleese: give us money. We're money-grumming. Whores
- 2:37:47Testecleese: you? Listen to us for 2 and a half hours right.
- 2:37:49Brian McFadden: I know we're going strong here. This is the.
- 2:37:53Testecleese: I've been drinking since like noon.
- 2:37:55Brian McFadden: I started drinking a little bit. Well, I had drinks at noon for lunch, but then I came home and sobered up to go to chuck e cheese. So.
- 2:38:05Testecleese: I bought
- 2:38:06Testecleese: so much beer.
- 2:38:08Brian McFadden: You're ready for the Apocalypse.
- 2:38:11Testecleese: Well, I was ready for the poet strike. I was like it might cost an extra 5 bucks to get beer.
- 2:38:15Testecleese: So I went and bought 4, 30 racks.
- 2:38:18Brian McFadden: There you go!
- 2:38:20Testecleese: I've already been through 2.
- 2:38:22Brian McFadden: You knew it wouldn't last long.
- 2:38:27Testecleese: Soon as they said, it's over I was like, pound it down.
- 2:38:36Testecleese: and remember I've retired dude. I'm just hanging out
- 2:38:39Testecleese: enjoying my children, enjoying nature.
- 2:38:44Testecleese: I'm setting up my foundry next to my forge because I'm gonna melt down all these cans.
- 2:38:52Testecleese: collect more and sell them to reclamation
- 2:38:56Testecleese: as bricks of aluminum.
- 2:39:00Testecleese: But, anyway.
- 2:39:03Testecleese: who
- 2:39:05Testecleese: kareem Jean-pierre?
- 2:39:09Testecleese: As said the ice data showing this 13,000 illegal murderers?
- 2:39:15Testecleese: I'm sorry. Illegal migrant murder convicts in the Us. Right now is confusing to Americans.
- 2:39:23Testecleese: it shouldn't be. There's 13,000 murderers in this country that are here illegally, but
- 2:39:30Testecleese: the argument I've heard is, well, that's over 50 years that they've been here.
- 2:39:35Testecleese: and all I can say is that so?
- 2:39:37Brian McFadden: They're still legal.
- 2:39:38Testecleese: Yeah, no, they. Still, they still shouldn't be here. I don't care if it's been 50 years. They shouldn't be here at all.
- 2:39:44Brian McFadden: Right.
- 2:39:45Testecleese: And what's really
- 2:39:47Testecleese: getting me is,
- 2:39:50Testecleese: okay.
- 2:39:51Testecleese: I know you Republicans love Ronald Reagan.
- 2:39:56Testecleese: I'm seeing another Ron Reagan style mass amnesty coming up.
- 2:40:01Brian McFadden: Well, I didn't like that about Ronald Reagan. I like Ronald Reagan in general, but the mass amnesty thing was, he was promised one thing.
- 2:40:09Brian McFadden: and we see how that promise lasted. That's typical.
- 2:40:14Testecleese: What was national firearms act that they that started the whole. Take away your guns. Argument.
- 2:40:24Testecleese: right.
- 2:40:26Testecleese: I'm not allowed to buy an automatic weapon that's been purchased more recent than 1985. They've been produced since 1985.
- 2:40:36Testecleese: I don't understand why
- 2:40:40Testecleese: it's like I have a right to have a weapon.
- 2:40:42Testecleese: and you can say you don't have a right to an automatic weapon, says who.
- 2:40:46Brian McFadden: Right.
- 2:40:47Testecleese: And I have a right to have a nuclear weapon. And don't tell me civilians, civilians don't have a right to have nuclear weapons.
- 2:40:54Testecleese: or even the authority to own a nuclear weapon, because the United States Government does not make weapons.
- 2:41:00Testecleese: Civilian companies make these fucking Nukes and they own them until the Government buys them.
- 2:41:06Testecleese: Lockheed Martin is a private company making battleships. Okay? Not battleships at this point, making aircraft carriers.
- 2:41:15Testecleese: Yeah, actually, Lockheed Martin doesn't make aircraft carriers. But
- 2:41:19Testecleese: do they.
- 2:41:21Brian McFadden: Plays.
- 2:41:22Testecleese: Drummin does.
- 2:41:24Brian McFadden: No, Lockie Barton explains.
- 2:41:27Testecleese: Oh, yes, and they buy Rolls Royce engines
- 2:41:30Testecleese: for their aircraft.
- 2:41:32Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 2:41:34Testecleese: But while we're talking about these illegal migrants, especially the
- 2:41:38Testecleese: the Haitians that have been brought into
- 2:41:42Testecleese: view recently.
- 2:41:45Testecleese: excuse me.
- 2:41:46Testecleese: apparently a Haitian gang attacked a town and killed 70 people, including 3 infants.
- 2:41:56Testecleese: and these are the people who are looking into the country who could pull up their phone and use an app to get temporary legal status, and by temporary legal status it means show up in 3 years for your court date. But you already disappeared into the country. By the time your court date shows up.
- 2:42:11Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 2:42:13Brian McFadden: Crazy.
- 2:42:15Testecleese: That kill literally murdering babies.
- 2:42:17Brian McFadden: And nobody cares.
- 2:42:19Testecleese: Not even abortions.
- 2:42:21Testecleese: breathing babies.
- 2:42:22Brian McFadden: Nobody cares.
- 2:42:24Brian McFadden: Nope.
- 2:42:25Brian McFadden: it's not on the main. I don't know where you got this article from, but
- 2:42:29Brian McFadden: most of the mainstream. Yeah, I see that now, but it ain't on Msnbc.
- 2:42:35Testecleese: Well, it was. This wasn't something they did on TV.
- 2:42:38Testecleese: I find my articles on the interwebs that are written.
- 2:42:44Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's that's different than Cnn online.
- 2:42:49Testecleese: Yeah, no, the Cnn's online articles are way different than what they publish on TV. That's what. Damn skippy. Yep.
- 2:42:57Testecleese: I don't know how much you want to get into leftovers. As I mentioned to you before the show started. This is a long one. This is a big one.
- 2:43:04Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 2:43:05Testecleese: Over.
- 2:43:06Brian McFadden: I will talk about this offline, but I think we gotta make some changes for the next month.
- 2:43:12Testecleese: Okay. I am completely willing to accept anything, because I don't like going over 2 h, and we're approaching 3.
- 2:43:20Testecleese: Do want to talk about
- 2:43:22Testecleese: Porsche.
- 2:43:23Brian McFadden: All right.
- 2:43:24Testecleese: Is, is Porsche, German, or Italian.
- 2:43:27Brian McFadden: I don't know for sure.
- 2:43:30Testecleese: Well, they have a new engine design that they've internal combustion engine design, and I was hoping to talk to Guapo about this, because he knows engines.
- 2:43:40Brian McFadden: Yeah, he does.
- 2:43:41Testecleese: They patented, patented
- 2:43:44Testecleese: a new engine design.
- 2:43:46Testecleese: It's a 6 stroke engine.
- 2:43:50Testecleese: Now, how much do you know about engines?
- 2:43:53Brian McFadden: Little bit, not as much as I'll go up.
- 2:43:56Testecleese: Basically have 2 stroke and 4 stroke at this.
- 2:43:58Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 2:44:00Testecleese: They have a 6 stroke.
- 2:44:03Testecleese: I could go through what all that means
- 2:44:06Testecleese: for basic science.
- 2:44:09Testecleese: Basically, they have a planetary.
- 2:44:13Testecleese: There's a ring gear with a planet gear that
- 2:44:15Testecleese: a ring gear is a ring with the gears on the inside. Then a planetary gear that goes around the inside of the ring. You know what I mean.
- 2:44:24Testecleese: And on that there's an eccentric gear. Basically, it's offset from center.
- 2:44:29Brian McFadden: They do have the roots in a southwest German city.
- 2:44:34Testecleese: Okay, so it is, Germany.
- 2:44:36Brian McFadden: Yeah. Near stu guard. Yep.
- 2:44:38Testecleese: But
- 2:44:40Testecleese: it's
- 2:44:42Testecleese: so when this piston moves on this extra eccentric
- 2:44:45Testecleese: system.
- 2:44:47Testecleese: it's 6 rotations of the Camshaft.
- 2:44:51Brian McFadden: 9.
- 2:44:51Testecleese: Crankshaft for the piston to do everything it does
- 2:44:55Testecleese: on the 3rd and the 6th
- 2:44:59Testecleese: spin of the crankshaft.
- 2:45:01Testecleese: The piston will go further down
- 2:45:04Testecleese: than normal or further up than normal.
- 2:45:08Testecleese: and it creates extra ports for exhaust and intake.
- 2:45:12Testecleese: And they basically double. Burn the fuel to make sure that it's good, clean fuel
- 2:45:17Testecleese: like there's no waste.
- 2:45:19Testecleese: Basically, there's a second power stroke.
- 2:45:23Testecleese: It's a brilliant fucking design. The Germans are brilliant
- 2:45:27Testecleese: with their engineering.
- 2:45:29Brian McFadden: Oh, they are!
- 2:45:30Testecleese: It seems so complicated
- 2:45:32Testecleese: I can't imagine trying to do a repair on one of these things. You know what I mean.
- 2:45:36Brian McFadden: Right.
- 2:45:40Testecleese: Alright. Well.
- 2:45:41Testecleese: oh! And Keanu Reeves has got into auto racing.
- 2:45:45Brian McFadden: Okay.
- 2:45:48Testecleese: wrecked his car
- 2:45:51Testecleese: 1st race. He wrecked it.
- 2:45:55Brian McFadden: All right. That just shows you auto racing ain't for everybody.
- 2:46:00Testecleese: I mean.
- 2:46:01Testecleese: yeah, I mean, he qualified to be in the race because you actually have to qualify.
- 2:46:06Testecleese: He wasn't the top qualifier, but you know, he qualified to be in the Indianapolis Motor Speedway.
- 2:46:11Testecleese: which we've all heard of this race before. Right?
- 2:46:16Testecleese: No, okay.
- 2:46:18Brian McFadden: Which raise.
- 2:46:20Testecleese: Or Ann.
- 2:46:22Testecleese: One more thing I would I want to bring up is the Coast Guard just seized 4.3 million dollars of cocaine.
- 2:46:28Testecleese: That's fine.
- 2:46:29Brian McFadden: Got it.
- 2:46:29Testecleese: Coast to Puerto Rico.
- 2:46:31Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 2:46:32Testecleese: Now, that's unfortunate, because that means the cost of I mean what.
- 2:46:38Brian McFadden: Let's be realistic here. Neither one of us is doing that anymore, because we don't know what it's laced with anymore.
- 2:46:45Testecleese: I miss it so much. It's so much fun, isn't it?
- 2:46:49Brian McFadden: Are you
- 2:46:50Brian McFadden: neither confirm nor deny that.
- 2:46:55Testecleese: You talk all the shit you want. Go ahead and deny it.
- 2:47:01Brian McFadden: Somebody might listen to this. Podcast. You never know.
- 2:47:06Testecleese: Oh, shit! And don't believe any of this conversation.
- 2:47:11Testecleese: Everything else we talk about. You can go ahead and look up and find there's no way you're gonna find a picture of you and me doing.
- 2:47:17Brian McFadden: And Nope, there's no photographic evidence of that shit.
- 2:47:29Testecleese: Anything else you want to talk about in here.
- 2:47:32Testecleese: Alright. Hold up! You know what? Oh, I'm gonna son of a bitch instead of our normal. Oh, Nope! I closed. Oh, you know what I can do it this way instead of our normal
- 2:47:44Testecleese: outro music. I am going to play
- 2:47:48Testecleese: song about the wars around the world.
- 2:47:51Brian McFadden: Oh, here we go!
- 2:47:53Brian McFadden: I'll get 2.
- 2:47:55Brian McFadden: I'll get 2 disputes on this show instead of just one.
- 2:48:00Testecleese: He's been dead forever.
- 2:48:02Testecleese: Can you hear that.
- 2:48:03Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 2:48:06Testecleese: War war is.
- 2:48:07Brian McFadden: He's the Union.
- 2:48:09Testecleese: Absolutely nothing
- 2:48:12Testecleese: great tune, anyway, Brian, that's our show. I had a good time. Here's.
- 2:48:16Brian McFadden: Definitely.
- 2:48:17Testecleese: He is hoping the war's end to tying this into fair use, because war is good for nothing, and the world's erupting into war.
- 2:48:25Brian McFadden: Yep.
- 2:48:26Testecleese: Carry us out of here, brother.
- 2:48:28Brian McFadden: All right.