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- 0:00Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to what is arguably the greatest
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- 0:09Speaker 1: every gentleman sitting at this table has a winning record. Today.
- 0:14Speaker 1: On this show and our Buya sales segment, we're gonna
- 0:15Speaker 1: talk about Dolphins at Chiefs, Cowboys at Eagles, Bills at Bengals,
- 0:19Speaker 1: Seahawks at Ravens. After that we're going to get into
- 0:22Speaker 1: our parlay segment. We're taking easy team favorite funds or
- 0:25Speaker 1: we take big favorite teams, moving that line down and
- 0:28Speaker 1: giving you a nice little saucy parlay and jump into
- 0:30Speaker 1: the weekend too. And also we're going to hit a
- 0:32Speaker 1: player prop bet parlay as well. Then we're hit on
- 0:35Speaker 1: pumper dump segment, which is all about the totals. If
- 0:37Speaker 1: we're gonna pump it taken the over, we're gonna dump
- 0:40Speaker 1: it taken me under. I'm your host, Chet Savage, and
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- 1:34Speaker 1: And with that being said, we're gonna kick it over
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- 1:37Speaker 6: For last week's recap fella's Week eight records.
- 1:40Speaker 7: We had Chet with an impressive nine and four, the
- 1:43Speaker 7: Get go eight and five, and then Mule went eight
- 1:46Speaker 7: and four. I mean, you really can't complain about many
- 1:48Speaker 7: of those stats. Got to give up the love for
- 1:50Speaker 7: the other three guys. They put in the work, you
- 1:53Speaker 7: can tell, so we're impressed by that. So you guys
- 1:56Speaker 7: just might have escaped the enemy list this week.
- 1:59Speaker 1: Back to you guys, thank you in turns as always
- 2:04Speaker 1: appreciate you guys. Hopefully it didn't say anything to thank.
- 2:06Speaker 8: You the love. Thanks for the love by Jack to myself,
- 2:09Speaker 8: to Willie Gecko, thank you for the love.
- 2:11Speaker 3: Jack.
- 2:11Speaker 8: Shout out to you, my boy.
- 2:13Speaker 1: I already know they love the mules though they love.
- 2:16Speaker 3: Oh you didn't listen to Are you on the You're crazy?
- 2:19Speaker 9: I'm up.
- 2:20Speaker 1: I'm always always up, but I'm pretty sure. Are you
- 2:24Speaker 1: in the enemy list?
- 2:25Speaker 10: On?
- 2:25Speaker 1: Uh?
- 2:26Speaker 8: Was it?
- 2:27Speaker 9: I'm on the enemy list?
- 2:29Speaker 8: Right?
- 2:29Speaker 3: It was the old me, the old year.
- 2:32Speaker 8: Yeah, what does that mean?
- 2:36Speaker 1: The ri version?
- 2:36Speaker 3: Are you doing through story? The lady over with?
- 2:39Speaker 1: Huh?
- 2:40Speaker 9: I'm getting that.
- 2:44Speaker 1: No investments over there, just.
- 2:45Speaker 3: T shirts units right now.
- 2:47Speaker 1: I think you do look sharp?
- 2:48Speaker 9: Boys.
- 2:49Speaker 8: How does it feel winning the way you are? Because hey,
- 2:53Speaker 8: let's be honest, like we're in what we ten we
- 2:57Speaker 8: season and you're like, you're over sixty percent number one.
- 3:00Speaker 8: Shout out to Delphice. I think being over fifty percent
- 3:02Speaker 8: right now is nice and gambling, but you're over sixty.
- 3:06Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, it feels great. I knew I was going
- 3:10Speaker 10: to do this. I told you all my rules, man,
- 3:12Speaker 10: rule number one.
- 3:14Speaker 8: What is it?
- 3:14Speaker 1: Bitches?
- 3:15Speaker 8: You're number one?
- 3:16Speaker 10: I like that one, Okay, I like that one, but
- 3:19Speaker 10: never be number two.
- 3:20Speaker 9: And I'm always number one.
- 3:23Speaker 1: But it is incredible sixty percent for the meals. It's unreal.
- 3:26Speaker 1: This league is built to be five hundred. Let's get
- 3:29Speaker 1: into our first segment. It's called buy or sell. I'm
- 3:31Speaker 1: gonna give these two gentlemen a game, and they're going
- 3:33Speaker 1: to tell me where they are buying it and how
- 3:35Speaker 1: they're buying it, or they're gonna sell what I'm talking
- 3:37Speaker 1: about and moving on. So first game we're gonna look
- 3:39Speaker 1: at is Dolphins at the Chiefs. Chiefs coming off a
- 3:42Speaker 1: big loss previously twelve and oero with Patrick Mahomes against
- 3:46Speaker 1: the Denver Broncos throws three interceptions. They are now playing
- 3:49Speaker 1: the Dolphins, who are high flying offense. Chiefs are favored
- 3:51Speaker 1: at minus two and a half. Get go. I'd like
- 3:53Speaker 1: to start with you and figure out where you're going
- 3:55Speaker 1: to go with this show for your clients.
- 3:57Speaker 8: If I get five minutes of your time, don't go ahead.
- 4:01Speaker 8: The Chiefs. Would they have five turnovers? Five turnovers?
- 4:05Speaker 1: Jack?
- 4:05Speaker 8: I believe it was five turnovers, no interceptions from Mahomes.
- 4:09Speaker 8: I know everybody thinks that the Dolphins can be front runners.
- 4:12Speaker 8: They can be they could be a warm weather team.
- 4:14Speaker 8: But I like the Dolphins in this game. I like
- 4:17Speaker 8: the Dolphins the lines two and a half. Yeah, I
- 4:20Speaker 8: see Chiefs minds soon a half. So Dolphins are plus
- 4:22Speaker 8: two and a half. That is correct. I don't know
- 4:24Speaker 8: who the favorite is because I'm picking the Dolphins. I
- 4:27Speaker 8: think all you have to do to beat the Chiefs
- 4:28Speaker 8: and he's waysier said than done. But you eliminate eighty seven,
- 4:32Speaker 8: you win the turnover battle, and you don't rush beyond
- 4:34Speaker 8: the quarterback.
- 4:35Speaker 3: That is the formula against the Chiefs.
- 4:37Speaker 8: This isn't a Chiefs team of years past their water
- 4:40Speaker 8: down at wide receiver. All they have is Travis Kelcey,
- 4:42Speaker 8: a great head coach, Patrick Mahomes who will arguably be
- 4:45Speaker 8: the goat one day he is right now and then
- 4:47Speaker 8: just a young goat.
- 4:48Speaker 3: Yeah he's the young goat. Block Chris Jones. On defense.
- 4:51Speaker 3: Other than that, they're light.
- 4:52Speaker 8: Their defense is playing well, but they've lost their linebacker
- 4:54Speaker 8: Corp Bolton he's out, Willie Gay he's out. So and
- 4:59Speaker 8: they make a lot of plays. I like the Dolphins.
- 5:01Speaker 8: And something to note, the Dolphins traveled there on Monday.
- 5:04Speaker 8: Chiefs aren't getting there until Thursday, Friday. We know how
- 5:06Speaker 8: that late travel schedule is. I'm rolling with the Dolphins.
- 5:09Speaker 8: I like the Dolphins man.
- 5:10Speaker 1: When you were going through this process, did Jalen Ramsey
- 5:13Speaker 1: and his return last week, Yes, influence you at all.
- 5:16Speaker 8: He calls a fumble and he picked the ball off
- 5:18Speaker 8: the ball, and he's feeling good. When they asked him
- 5:20Speaker 8: about how he feels about his performance, he threw it
- 5:22Speaker 8: all back on the team. He's excited to play again,
- 5:25Speaker 8: and I think he's ready to continue stacking stats. And
- 5:29Speaker 8: I think he will because it's gonna be useful having
- 5:31Speaker 8: Jalen Ramsey too. In the situation every now and then
- 5:34Speaker 8: to probably guard eighty seven, you eliminate Travis Kelsey. Put
- 5:37Speaker 8: two on them every play, You're gonna do all right,
- 5:39Speaker 8: because the receivers they're not catching the foot I think last.
- 5:41Speaker 1: Time they put two on Travis Kelsey had like twenty
- 5:43Speaker 1: five yards receiving, but four touchdowns. Do you remember that?
- 5:46Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 5:46Speaker 3: Yeah, that was last year. Yeah he had four touchdowns.
- 5:49Speaker 8: Yes, I forget it was last year. It was so
- 5:52Speaker 8: long ago. But again, last year is a team where
- 5:55Speaker 8: they have more offense, they don't have the same offense,
- 5:57Speaker 8: they don't have the same talent.
- 5:58Speaker 1: Have a hard time clicking right now. There is that,
- 6:00Speaker 1: and then what you call oil cans oil cans. So,
- 6:05Speaker 1: uh mule, where are you? Where are you going? Baby man?
- 6:07Speaker 10: I'm gonna give you some history about the Dolphins. They
- 6:09Speaker 10: played thirty one times three postseasons. The Dolphins is actually
- 6:13Speaker 10: winning this this league sixteen times.
- 6:16Speaker 9: The Dolphins has won the game. The Chiefs have won
- 6:18Speaker 9: it fifteen times.
- 6:19Speaker 10: And now that they're going overseas, and like you said,
- 6:22Speaker 10: the Dolphins is getting there first. They've been there since Monday, right,
- 6:25Speaker 10: Chiefs is getting their win. Just can't get acclimated to
- 6:31Speaker 10: the weather, to the grass, to eating.
- 6:33Speaker 3: The food out there.
- 6:35Speaker 9: I'm gonna have to go Dolphins as well.
- 6:37Speaker 10: I know the Chiefs is favorite, but I see the
- 6:38Speaker 10: Dolphins taking over. I see two of Tyree uh Well
- 6:42Speaker 10: having a good having a great game. I mean they've
- 6:44Speaker 10: been doing that. They've been connecting well, putting.
- 6:46Speaker 8: They got the talent playing like like he's leaves the
- 6:49Speaker 8: league in yards and touchdowns like he's he's playing well.
- 6:52Speaker 8: I'm surprised that they got after laying an egg first,
- 6:57Speaker 8: the Broncos first. The Broncos.
- 7:00Speaker 1: Yes, listen, I love it. I know that Tyreek Hill
- 7:03Speaker 1: this is the first time he's playing the Chiefs since
- 7:04Speaker 1: he's been he was traded. This guy's gonna want it
- 7:07Speaker 1: more than anybody else. But here's the deal. And I
- 7:09Speaker 1: know when you look at the Dolphins against the spread,
- 7:12Speaker 1: they're six and two, but the two losses they have
- 7:15Speaker 1: are the only teams with winning records. For me, right now,
- 7:18Speaker 1: I feel like, yes, the Dolphins have a high powered offense.
- 7:20Speaker 1: Their defense has given up a lot of points. Jayalen
- 7:23Speaker 1: Ramsey being back is a good deal. But until they
- 7:26Speaker 1: prove me otherwise with beating a team with a winning record,
- 7:30Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to go with the Chiefs minus two
- 7:32Speaker 1: and a half in this.
- 7:33Speaker 3: And so it was a bad na believe in the Chiefs.
- 7:36Speaker 1: Patrick Mahomes, he's the baby goat. And I think when
- 7:39Speaker 1: you have a game the way he did, I think
- 7:40Speaker 1: it was like two hundred and forty yards, had a
- 7:41Speaker 1: couple of interceptions, didn't play well, no touchdowns. When you
- 7:44Speaker 1: have that type of game, he's taking it personal. It's
- 7:48Speaker 1: the it's the Michael Jordan meme. He sits down there,
- 7:50Speaker 1: he's got the tablet in his hands, he goes That's
- 7:51Speaker 1: when I took it personal. Because now this is when
- 7:53Speaker 1: the doubt and the main the mainstream media is going
- 7:56Speaker 1: to sit there and say, maybe the Chiefs are dead.
- 7:58Speaker 1: Maybe they're not going to be what we thought they
- 8:00Speaker 1: were gonna be. Maybe they're not gonna be able to repeat.
- 8:02Speaker 1: So I think that's when this team really bands together.
- 8:04Speaker 8: Yeah, you're right there.
- 8:05Speaker 1: They're not good on the outside, but mahomes the way
- 8:07Speaker 1: he moves the pockets, navigates those rushes as are as
- 8:10Speaker 1: are coming all over the place. They're coming everywhere. He
- 8:13Speaker 1: can get around and make plays. And I feel like,
- 8:16Speaker 1: if they lose this game, I'm I'm gonna jump off.
- 8:19Speaker 1: I'm gonna jump off, and I will say, I will
- 8:20Speaker 1: say that I was wrong. But right now, I gotta
- 8:22Speaker 1: go with the Chiefs at minus two.
- 8:23Speaker 9: Nowayl the game.
- 8:25Speaker 1: She's on our billion dollar tour right now, can.
- 8:29Speaker 8: Put wherever he wants to. They got to catch the ball.
- 8:32Speaker 8: Crucial touchdown dropped last week. You got to oil cans.
- 8:36Speaker 9: It ain't, Patrick said, ain't.
- 8:39Speaker 3: He's just That's what I'm saying. They're thin and receiving.
- 8:43Speaker 1: Even even in the Super Bowl a few years ago
- 8:45Speaker 1: when they play Tampa Bay against Tom Brady, he's putting
- 8:47Speaker 1: the ball. He's like all throwing back, throwing the ball,
- 8:52Speaker 1: hitting dudes in the chest and they're dropping. You're right,
- 8:54Speaker 1: they got to make plays. The guys around him gott
- 8:55Speaker 1: to make plays. But I feel like it's hard for
- 8:57Speaker 1: me to get bet against Patrick Mahomes's the new Tom Brady.
- 9:00Speaker 1: It's like, do you ever bet against them?
- 9:02Speaker 3: It was hard for me too. But just looking at
- 9:04Speaker 3: the game, Dolphins.
- 9:06Speaker 1: Do but two and on last week, you were sitting
- 9:10Speaker 1: there saying, you're a Chiefs guy.
- 9:12Speaker 8: Right, Look what happened.
- 9:14Speaker 1: You know, I've been winning them to fall, so so
- 9:16Speaker 1: I rooted for him. They fell, So now you're rooting
- 9:18Speaker 1: against them. Now they're gonna be successful. Now they're falling
- 9:20Speaker 1: right into what I wanted to happen. And now it's
- 9:23Speaker 1: time to step on their throat. Blood in the water.
- 9:26Speaker 1: Let's attack.
- 9:26Speaker 8: Let's get on offense, and that offense is two and on.
- 9:30Speaker 1: As we jump, let's jump from this game to the
- 9:32Speaker 1: NFC East. We're looking at Cowboys at Eagles. Eagles are
- 9:36Speaker 1: favorite at minus three right now, two teams, great records. Uh,
- 9:41Speaker 1: let's see what we got Meal, We're gonna go with
- 9:42Speaker 1: you on this one.
- 9:43Speaker 9: This was a tough one for me.
- 9:44Speaker 10: Man. Gosh, the Eagles versus the Cowboys it, But I
- 9:56Speaker 10: don't like going against the Eagles, but I and then
- 9:58Speaker 10: if the Eagles beat the Cowboys, It's true they said,
- 10:01Speaker 10: whoever beat the Cowboys usually going to losing streak, and
- 10:03Speaker 10: I don't want the Eagles to beat that. But let
- 10:07Speaker 10: me give you some history on these boys.
- 10:09Speaker 9: They have played.
- 10:11Speaker 8: You got three filled out up to day, though they
- 10:13Speaker 8: did have played one hundred and twenty eight games, four
- 10:16Speaker 8: postseason games, twenty eight.
- 10:18Speaker 3: We're going back to the seventies. Twenty we're going back.
- 10:22Speaker 9: We taking back in twenty eight games.
- 10:24Speaker 10: Man Eagles winning fifty five games, and that is Cowboys
- 10:28Speaker 10: winning seventy three games.
- 10:30Speaker 1: That's all yaneties.
- 10:32Speaker 8: Yeah, one hundred that that sample size might be a
- 10:35Speaker 8: little too far.
- 10:36Speaker 3: Back, you think.
- 10:37Speaker 1: So there's a reason why there's a reason why the Cowboys.
- 10:39Speaker 1: Everyone say, hey, great the nineties, but they're not gonna
- 10:41Speaker 1: be back to America. See what are they talking about it?
- 10:43Speaker 9: And they're doing pretty well right now.
- 10:44Speaker 1: They're doing well right now. But you see what happened
- 10:46Speaker 1: against the forty nine ers.
- 10:47Speaker 8: I did you see that record against good team? Are
- 10:51Speaker 8: talking about games when they had Emmitt Smith, Troyan, Michael
- 10:53Speaker 8: Irvin like that?
- 10:54Speaker 3: You like they're on TV right now. Like the Eagles
- 10:56Speaker 3: didn't have nobody. They had a mother.
- 11:00Speaker 8: Fucking oh down.
- 11:10Speaker 11: Yet different different different times generated talking like decades.
- 11:20Speaker 3: We're talking decades, different somebody decades.
- 11:23Speaker 8: But yeah, you about the they played a hundred and
- 11:31Speaker 8: twenty eight.
- 11:32Speaker 3: Times and there's that record.
- 11:34Speaker 10: But if I point across, I'm going Eagles, maybe Eagles
- 11:39Speaker 10: minus three.
- 11:40Speaker 3: At the end of the day. Who cares if they
- 11:42Speaker 3: played with the seventies, eighties, nineties.
- 11:45Speaker 10: It's all stats, man, we gotta get it down.
- 11:47Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all stats. I'm sure there's stats in the sixties.
- 11:49Speaker 1: Definitely play into the twenty twenties. You're right, thank you
- 11:53Speaker 1: for that. Thank god your sixty percent, because that would
- 11:55Speaker 1: have gone. We were't gonna believe it. For whatever reason
- 11:58Speaker 1: we were to go. That made sense. They got the
- 12:01Speaker 1: tracker guy going, you know what, if you really carry
- 12:03Speaker 1: the one.
- 12:03Speaker 8: Yeah, that is gonna be.
- 12:05Speaker 1: That's why the mule is the mule six.
- 12:08Speaker 8: What about you?
- 12:10Speaker 3: I'm with the mule man.
- 12:11Speaker 8: I think the Cowboys they play good, complimentary football.
- 12:14Speaker 3: They get on top of you quick.
- 12:18Speaker 1: Like that.
- 12:19Speaker 3: But the Eagles they're a different team.
- 12:23Speaker 2: Man.
- 12:23Speaker 8: They're They're loaded in every position, Jalen Uh Jalen Hurts.
- 12:27Speaker 8: Throw it up to AJ Brown. AJ Brown is having
- 12:29Speaker 8: a hell of a year. They got the line of scrimmage.
- 12:31Speaker 8: They're not gonna get trapped. They're not gonna get caught
- 12:33Speaker 8: in this complimentary football to where they get stacked twenty
- 12:36Speaker 8: on you quick, like they did the Rams last week.
- 12:38Speaker 8: And when you look at the Cowboys wins again, I
- 12:40Speaker 8: know they have five, They're five and two. It's a
- 12:42Speaker 8: great record. Jets or Jets, Giants, Patriots, Chargers, terrible on defense,
- 12:47Speaker 8: the Rams last week, and then.
- 12:49Speaker 3: Their losses the Cardinals and the forty nine ers.
- 12:52Speaker 8: Yes, they went on losing streaks, but it's like the
- 12:54Speaker 8: Eagles are better than those wins that they have are
- 12:56Speaker 8: those losses that they have.
- 12:58Speaker 3: I like the Eagles Monaster.
- 13:00Speaker 1: A lot of great stats out there at home right,
- 13:03Speaker 1: a lot of great as and I love the fights.
- 13:04Speaker 3: You brought up.
- 13:04Speaker 1: The Cowboys play complimentary football. We were on a plane
- 13:07Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago and we were talking about
- 13:08Speaker 1: the Eagles. We were talking about Jason Kelce and the leadership,
- 13:11Speaker 1: the older leadership on that team, and a lot of
- 13:13Speaker 1: things they say. They don't get too high with the wins.
- 13:15Speaker 1: They don't get too low with the losses. Their big
- 13:17Speaker 1: thing is how do you keep stacking weeks and hitting
- 13:20Speaker 1: that stride going into November December in the playoffs. This
- 13:23Speaker 1: team is healthy and they have gotten better each and
- 13:26Speaker 1: every week. AJ Brown is going off. They have so
- 13:29Speaker 1: many receivers. Jalen hurts up and down so far this season.
- 13:33Speaker 1: But I think this team walks away.
- 13:35Speaker 3: With this win.
- 13:35Speaker 1: We're all going Eagles minus three and a half.
- 13:37Speaker 8: And I think, to note the SMP tracker, that Twitter
- 13:40Speaker 8: profile out there, I think when we what is he
- 13:43Speaker 8: called them triple A triple A picks where the board
- 13:45Speaker 8: goes to the same thing.
- 13:46Speaker 3: What are we seventy percent?
- 13:48Speaker 8: Are we? Really? I think so because I was like,
- 13:50Speaker 8: triple A what does that mean? Company? Yeah, yeah, yeah, pick?
- 13:56Speaker 1: This was triple A with a stand for So we
- 14:01Speaker 1: didn't do too much as play saved me a couple
- 14:04Speaker 1: of times. Play said a couple of times that insurance.
- 14:08Speaker 1: Next game we're going to go into is the Bengals
- 14:10Speaker 1: at the Bills. Bills are favored right now at minus
- 14:14Speaker 1: two and a half. Let's go. Let's go with you, mule.
- 14:19Speaker 1: You started off hot with the Eagles, Cowboys when we
- 14:21Speaker 1: got with you. Let's give us how many times have
- 14:23Speaker 1: these guys played.
- 14:26Speaker 8: History history? Walk us through the Bills and Bengals.
- 14:29Speaker 10: My guy, they played thirty three times three postseason games?
- 14:35Speaker 10: Was that in the seventies? The postseason?
- 14:39Speaker 1: You tell us, brother, they played like two or three
- 14:41Speaker 1: times last year, it would know.
- 14:42Speaker 10: But the Bengals is won sixteen times out of that
- 14:47Speaker 10: and the Bills has won seventeen times.
- 14:51Speaker 3: Five hundred. I mean, we know.
- 14:55Speaker 1: The stats that tell us where you're going. Yeah, and
- 14:59Speaker 1: you're going to be fifty.
- 15:01Speaker 3: You got sixteen and fifteen.
- 15:04Speaker 8: Let's put it there.
- 15:06Speaker 10: But damn, this is a tough one. They gonna be
- 15:07Speaker 10: playing at the Bengals. Oh man, I feel like, man,
- 15:13Speaker 10: this is a tough, tough, tough one.
- 15:15Speaker 3: Lead brow. Joe Barrow is healthy. I feel like he's
- 15:19Speaker 3: putting the ball where it needs to be.
- 15:22Speaker 9: I'm going Bengals. I'm going Bengals minus three. Man.
- 15:25Speaker 8: Okay, okay.
- 15:26Speaker 1: Bengals are three to three and one against the spread
- 15:28Speaker 1: this year. The Bills are three and five against the
- 15:32Speaker 1: spread and the last five they're one and four against
- 15:34Speaker 1: the spread. Bills are still having a hard time finding
- 15:37Speaker 1: their identity. The Bengals are a team that we saw
- 15:40Speaker 1: as a contender in the beginning of the year. We
- 15:41Speaker 1: have a little calf injury from Joe Barrel. Is that
- 15:44Speaker 1: what you called him?
- 15:45Speaker 8: From Joe Barrow?
- 15:46Speaker 1: He a little Kafski. We're having a hard time. They
- 15:49Speaker 1: do abismol against the Titians. We're thinking, are they dead?
- 15:51Speaker 1: What about a backup? They don't have a backup they
- 15:53Speaker 1: have they have bad depth. Now these guys are healthy,
- 15:56Speaker 1: They've gone through their bye week, Burrow, borow, whatever you
- 15:59Speaker 1: call them. It's starting to show that, you know, maybe
- 16:02Speaker 1: that money isn't weighing them down so much. And for
- 16:04Speaker 1: that reason, I believe the Bengals understand who they are
- 16:07Speaker 1: a little bit more. For that reason, I'm go go
- 16:08Speaker 1: minus two and a half Bengals.
- 16:10Speaker 8: It's gonna be a boring show because I agree with
- 16:12Speaker 8: you guys. I think Joe Joey b wearing that alien
- 16:14Speaker 8: mask last week. He's playing like this world on that
- 16:22Speaker 8: one Joe Buh.
- 16:28Speaker 10: I'm trying to see the two and a half or
- 16:30Speaker 10: three we got some can we can we do it
- 16:32Speaker 10: to you?
- 16:34Speaker 8: Can we do our show and a half? Do we
- 16:37Speaker 8: need to call time out? Yeah?
- 16:39Speaker 3: Are you the wrong things?
- 16:42Speaker 1: Are you talking about the thing that executive Parducer now
- 16:47Speaker 1: three minus.
- 16:48Speaker 8: Two and half Begles, Beangals, Joe Burrow, the Bills, they
- 16:51Speaker 8: are still struggling. You see that they do not have
- 16:53Speaker 8: an identity on defense right now, Milano, Da Kwon, Jones,
- 16:56Speaker 8: Trey White. They're missing, They're missing at all three levels.
- 16:59Speaker 8: They're still trying to find themselves. And the Bengals are
- 17:01Speaker 8: now getting hot. They're now rolling everybody. Because I thought
- 17:04Speaker 8: the Bengals might have been like, okay, maybe maybe they
- 17:07Speaker 8: are down. Yeah, I know, everybody's like all they they
- 17:10Speaker 8: start off rough, but they lost an extra one and
- 17:12Speaker 8: it's like, okay, maybe Joe B's not who I thought
- 17:15Speaker 8: he was, Yeah, who we all thought he was.
- 17:17Speaker 3: But he is.
- 17:18Speaker 8: His composure, his composure, he's even keel. He like knew
- 17:22Speaker 8: this was gonna happen. You know, he's playing chess right
- 17:24Speaker 8: now in front of his locker, right before practice. He's
- 17:26Speaker 8: about to operate against the Bills. I like, I like
- 17:29Speaker 8: him at Sincy Bengals minus three three is it minus
- 17:34Speaker 8: three or two and a half?
- 17:35Speaker 3: You he's over there doing so Look he's over there
- 17:38Speaker 3: sending pigs.
- 17:39Speaker 9: Big pick.
- 17:43Speaker 1: Hit that point five to fit that whole thing in there.
- 17:46Speaker 1: All right, so we're all in the same. Here's the deal.
- 17:47Speaker 1: If this is gonna be a boring show because we're
- 17:49Speaker 1: all agree, guess what the triple A stat is seventy percent,
- 17:52Speaker 1: then our clients are gonna make a hog of a
- 17:53Speaker 1: lot of units this week. What we got?
- 17:57Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, they did back to nineteen seventy Yeah, sixty.
- 18:06Speaker 8: You're on a roll, dude.
- 18:07Speaker 1: Let's go Seahawks at the Ravens. Ravens are favored minus
- 18:12Speaker 1: five and a half. Right now, where are you going
- 18:15Speaker 1: this way?
- 18:16Speaker 8: First?
- 18:16Speaker 1: Okay, take us to school.
- 18:19Speaker 8: What do we got?
- 18:20Speaker 9: They actually only played six times?
- 18:22Speaker 8: Yeah, that is true.
- 18:23Speaker 3: Wins dated back to win Oh no, that is two
- 18:26Speaker 3: thousand eight.
- 18:28Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 18:28Speaker 3: Oh see he did.
- 18:29Speaker 1: He did his research ahead.
- 18:32Speaker 10: But they even killed man three and three. It is
- 18:36Speaker 10: even killed.
- 18:39Speaker 3: I love how he says the thing. He's like looking
- 18:41Speaker 3: at me, like save me.
- 18:45Speaker 10: Oh man, I'm a passist one to you where you're going?
- 18:49Speaker 3: No, bro, you're the leader. You are the leader.
- 18:51Speaker 1: Sixty per sale. Take us eight to meal.
- 18:53Speaker 8: You should be seen where y'all going.
- 18:55Speaker 3: First.
- 18:56Speaker 8: I want to say that's the thing though, because some
- 18:58Speaker 8: of your success has has been tailing. Guy's like, I
- 19:00Speaker 8: want to know what you're doing. You go back and
- 19:03Speaker 8: watch the episodes. You've tailed some of our pigs before.
- 19:07Speaker 8: There's one week, so we want to know what you're thinking.
- 19:09Speaker 1: Because you had a pumper dumb second, you go get go.
- 19:14Speaker 3: And I started to win this straight.
- 19:16Speaker 8: That's the one I disagree with. I'll switch here.
- 19:19Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck it, Ravens five and a half. Is any reason,
- 19:28Speaker 1: no reason to your crystal ball.
- 19:32Speaker 3: You just ready to go.
- 19:33Speaker 10: I just I had to guess on this one. I'm
- 19:35Speaker 10: gonna just go Ravens. I really want to move that line, though,
- 19:39Speaker 10: I feel like.
- 19:40Speaker 3: You're not moving the line in this.
- 19:46Speaker 1: Why you're so scared?
- 19:48Speaker 8: I don't know why I got aggressive.
- 19:51Speaker 9: Let's go right.
- 19:55Speaker 1: Easy, black man, Please don't kill me, Please don't kill me?
- 20:03Speaker 8: Right not allowed to move the line.
- 20:10Speaker 1: Don't fucking move that line.
- 20:13Speaker 8: You know that's my kid. Folk.
- 20:14Speaker 3: We're going. Ravens minus five and a half. I like
- 20:17Speaker 3: him at home. I think Lamar.
- 20:18Speaker 8: He's hitting his stride, he's playing confident, he's got the
- 20:21Speaker 8: weapons around him. They have the line of scrimmage. They're
- 20:23Speaker 8: playing well on defense. Ro Kwan Smith, the boys are rolling.
- 20:28Speaker 8: I do like the Seahawks, but them traveling across the country,
- 20:32Speaker 8: playing in Baltimore. I think that makes a big difference.
- 20:35Speaker 8: And again, I think that RPO scheme that they're doing
- 20:37Speaker 8: right now, operating off run pass option, you're getting out there,
- 20:40Speaker 8: you're pulling it, you're pulling a guard end tackle, you're
- 20:44Speaker 8: reading the outside. If he doesn't fall in for the cutback,
- 20:46Speaker 8: you'll hand it off. You'll dump it over their head.
- 20:48Speaker 8: Lamar can run. I like the Ravens minus five and
- 20:50Speaker 8: a half.
- 20:51Speaker 1: Very well said for that reason, not actually for that reason.
- 20:54Speaker 1: Min was gonna go with the Ravens no matter what.
- 20:56Speaker 1: But I love that for that reason. For no reason,
- 21:01Speaker 1: there is no reason I'm gonna go with the Ravens
- 21:03Speaker 1: minus five and a half. Let's see. I think we're
- 21:05Speaker 1: gonna take a quick commercial break, and when we come back,
- 21:07Speaker 1: we're gonna talk are Parlays, bet the boys index parlay,
- 21:10Speaker 1: and we're all s going to do our et ffs.
- 21:13Speaker 1: It's November two. I know Spooptober is over. Can we
- 21:18Speaker 1: just hit one last Spooptober commercial before that would be unsavory?
- 21:22Speaker 1: You're right, so let's get we're gonnake a Qui commercial
- 21:24Speaker 1: break you guys put whatever the fuck you want in it,
- 21:26Speaker 1: and when we come back, we're hitting parlays right after this.
- 21:32Speaker 8: You guys have ideas, Now what do we do it
- 21:35Speaker 8: for merch this week?
- 21:37Speaker 3: I don't know, dude, I actually have no idea.
- 21:40Speaker 8: And I wish it was just like a way we
- 21:41Speaker 8: could get inside of the consumer's head. We scan cigars,
- 21:45Speaker 8: we're gonna pull.
- 21:46Speaker 4: Up, Yeah, just a way to like plant the seed
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- 21:53Speaker 12: Imagine if we could like hypnotize the customer.
- 21:56Speaker 3: Byron Merche, Biro merch Byron Merch.
- 22:05Speaker 8: Hie, bye bye, bye.
- 22:08Speaker 1: Bye by ladies and gentlemen, Welcome back to Slips and Picks.
- 22:12Speaker 1: We are now gonna get into our parlay segment. The
- 22:15Speaker 1: first one is going to be bet the Boys Index parlay,
- 22:17Speaker 1: and is when I'm going to give these two gentlemen
- 22:20Speaker 1: and myself, we're gonna give you player prop bets. We're
- 22:22Speaker 1: gonna bundle it up real nice, get those odds way
- 22:24Speaker 1: up high, and we're gonna make some absolute units on this.
- 22:28Speaker 1: I'll go first. Patrick Mahomes tough abysmal this past week
- 22:34Speaker 1: against the Broncos. He was twelve and zero against the
- 22:36Speaker 1: Broncos and now he's twelve and one. I think he's
- 22:39Speaker 1: got that Jordan mentality. I've said it before when we
- 22:41Speaker 1: were doing our buy and selles segment. He's taking this personal.
- 22:44Speaker 1: I know they don't have the clientele on the outside
- 22:47Speaker 1: to make the plays as they did in the past,
- 22:49Speaker 1: but he does have eighty seven and I when I
- 22:51Speaker 1: reached back in the last segment about twenty five yards
- 22:54Speaker 1: four touchdowns. I believe he comes back in a big way.
- 22:56Speaker 1: For that reason, I'm gonna go Patrick Mahomes plus one
- 22:59Speaker 1: and a half touchdowns got.
- 23:02Speaker 8: I'm solid with that. Good with that. I love that.
- 23:05Speaker 8: I love that. I think he'll hopefully it throws a
- 23:07Speaker 8: couple pick last week by Mule over here going with
- 23:11Speaker 8: the Trevor Lawrence over one and a half.
- 23:13Speaker 1: You lost that one, which is wild too because Gecko
- 23:16Speaker 1: picked Kirk Cousins. Yeah, her, he got injured.
- 23:22Speaker 9: But I mean, what do you want me to do?
- 23:25Speaker 1: We got hit these parlays.
- 23:26Speaker 10: He didn't throw the ball that they kept running.
- 23:29Speaker 8: They was up. I can't do nothing. You want me
- 23:31Speaker 8: to call he throw the rock?
- 23:32Speaker 3: Maybe I need you.
- 23:33Speaker 1: They need to throw the rock. And we're gonna bet
- 23:35Speaker 1: these parlays. We bet these player of prop beets. They's got.
- 23:37Speaker 10: They gotta watch the understand I should I should go
- 23:40Speaker 10: always the Great White Hope, but you know I try
- 23:43Speaker 10: to be fair.
- 23:44Speaker 1: Yeah, great White Hope. Chritian McCaffrey throwing the by this week.
- 23:47Speaker 8: I know, he said last week because he usually rode.
- 23:49Speaker 1: Yeah, I went last week and it was it's literally
- 23:52Speaker 1: the first series quarter every days. Like give him the
- 23:56Speaker 1: ball to make sure we all right, we got it. Now,
- 23:57Speaker 1: let's worry about where.
- 23:58Speaker 3: The game it's that's easy, Yeah, it really is, doesn't
- 24:04Speaker 3: matter what.
- 24:06Speaker 1: Yeah, who was this pick last week?
- 24:09Speaker 3: He's gonna help him out with that. Yeah, I was
- 24:11Speaker 3: hoping he was right.
- 24:12Speaker 8: No, right, I was right? What was it?
- 24:14Speaker 1: Say Brown?
- 24:15Speaker 8: No, it was Josh Allen? Right, it was Josh Allen.
- 24:19Speaker 8: You don't even know. And we did.
- 24:20Speaker 1: We did kind of bully you out of that.
- 24:22Speaker 8: Didn't Because it's a Thursday night, that's rightday night.
- 24:26Speaker 9: We can't go.
- 24:28Speaker 8: I'm going Joe B. I'm going Joe B. He wore
- 24:31Speaker 8: that Alien Master for a reason. He's playing like it's
- 24:33Speaker 8: from a different planet. Joey bl Okay, I'm like, yo,
- 24:40Speaker 8: what Joey?
- 24:41Speaker 1: Borrow up as you as you would call who you
- 24:43Speaker 1: got who you got roll.
- 24:45Speaker 3: He'd be holding him up, he pushing this team.
- 24:48Speaker 10: Maybe uh Tyreek Hill to score a touchdown. You know,
- 24:56Speaker 10: you know it's out of him and aj the best
- 24:58Speaker 10: receivers in the game right now.
- 25:00Speaker 8: I love that pick to because against his chief, just
- 25:03Speaker 8: the chief. Yeah, that's a great I was a kidsas.
- 25:05Speaker 1: City chief at one point. Okay, So if we're going
- 25:09Speaker 1: Patrick Mahomes over one and a half touchdowns and we're
- 25:12Speaker 1: also going uh Tyreek Hill anytime touchdown?
- 25:15Speaker 8: Yeah, should we look back at.
- 25:17Speaker 1: Buy and sell and maybe talk about the over of
- 25:19Speaker 1: Chiefs Dolphins.
- 25:20Speaker 8: I'm not fucking twenty one points were just t chief?
- 25:23Speaker 8: Where where is yeah that I'm saying. I'm telling you
- 25:26Speaker 8: that's why I got That's why I like the Dolphins.
- 25:28Speaker 8: Chiefs to put up a you know what over twenty
- 25:31Speaker 8: five only a couple of times maybe once.
- 25:33Speaker 3: I want to know.
- 25:34Speaker 1: I think I have the stat right here before we
- 25:36Speaker 1: before we jump to ET, right, we might as well
- 25:39Speaker 1: jump second. Just give me one second. Yeah, Chiefs are
- 25:43Speaker 1: two and two.
- 25:43Speaker 8: Versus the points, so not the best.
- 25:46Speaker 1: Look all right, let's go to E T F f's
- 25:48Speaker 1: it's the We're gonna take heavy favorites. We're gonna put
- 25:51Speaker 1: that line down.
- 25:51Speaker 8: We're gonna tease that line.
- 25:52Speaker 1: We're gonna put it into a parlay for you to
- 25:54Speaker 1: make some more units, unions units. We're gonna start with
- 25:57Speaker 1: you meal.
- 25:57Speaker 8: Who you got.
- 26:00Speaker 9: Did somebody ship?
- 26:04Speaker 3: I thought I had like this his favors, right? Yeah?
- 26:08Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, Coats versus the Panthers. I'm going Coats Man
- 26:13Speaker 10: uh minshew, Yeah, he gonna be the quarterback. I think
- 26:16Speaker 10: that dude does wonderful things.
- 26:18Speaker 3: He's a backup glory guy. What we gonna used to
- 26:22Speaker 3: call a clipboard Jesus, he.
- 26:23Speaker 8: Just like that Charlie Whitehurst.
- 26:25Speaker 3: Yeah he pulled that out.
- 26:27Speaker 1: He's not as handsome as Charlie.
- 26:28Speaker 8: No, he definitely not lay out here.
- 26:31Speaker 3: And now I don't know.
- 26:32Speaker 9: Nothing about that.
- 26:33Speaker 1: Okay, it sounds like you overstep.
- 26:42Speaker 10: But yeah, I'm going Coats minus three. Man gives them Panthers.
- 26:46Speaker 10: I seen him getting it done.
- 26:47Speaker 3: Are you going minus three?
- 26:48Speaker 8: You're gonna go money line. You're gonna keep it the
- 26:50Speaker 8: line of three. I'm gonna keep it at three, just
- 26:54Speaker 8: in case.
- 26:55Speaker 1: Just in case, what if you're just in case? You
- 26:57Speaker 1: put it the money line?
- 26:58Speaker 10: I mean, is the money even what's the money line
- 27:02Speaker 10: value on the money line, We've.
- 27:03Speaker 8: Had this conversation. You know, he's asking what the value was,
- 27:06Speaker 8: he's asking what the big difference is.
- 27:08Speaker 1: Colts money line just straight up minus one forty eight.
- 27:11Speaker 8: And they're probably minus three percent and what minus one ten.
- 27:19Speaker 1: But let's get these etffs in and then we'll have
- 27:21Speaker 1: one of our interns put all those things together, keep
- 27:23Speaker 1: it at Colts money line right now, and change. If
- 27:25Speaker 1: he doesn't like them units, then we'll know.
- 27:27Speaker 10: And that's why I thought he got changed, because I
- 27:28Speaker 10: thought I had money.
- 27:29Speaker 8: Line Saints Saints. Derek Carr had a game last week.
- 27:33Speaker 8: I liked him against the Bears. The Bears, I bought in.
- 27:36Speaker 8: I bought into the Tyson Tyson Bagent Badgin, Tyson Badgin.
- 27:41Speaker 8: I truly bought in. I thought he's gonna be the
- 27:43Speaker 8: next Tony Romo. Yeah, it's not gonna be the case.
- 27:46Speaker 8: The Bears are back to being dead. Saints are favored
- 27:49Speaker 8: minus seven and a half. We're gonna move it down
- 27:51Speaker 8: to Saints minus two and a half for the easy
- 27:54Speaker 8: teams favorites fund for this little parlay.
- 27:57Speaker 3: Saints minus two and a half against the Bears.
- 27:59Speaker 1: I like that a lot, and I don't like Badge's
- 28:01Speaker 1: Badge's Dad's given me a baby gronk vibes, Baby gronk
- 28:04Speaker 1: dad vibes. Really he just I know he's a world
- 28:06Speaker 1: champion arm wrestler, but it feels like he's like now
- 28:09Speaker 1: the Sons in the league. He's really uh, it seems
- 28:11Speaker 1: like he's trying to capitalize.
- 28:11Speaker 8: Oh yeah, a little bit.
- 28:12Speaker 1: I feel that twenty some times he has wonderful things
- 28:16Speaker 1: in front of a mic too. You saw him, he
- 28:19Speaker 1: rusted the reporter and he did an amazing job. I
- 28:21Speaker 1: think he's got that w W.
- 28:23Speaker 3: You got to give people what they want, no question,
- 28:25Speaker 3: I question a.
- 28:28Speaker 1: Great He just gives me a little bit of that
- 28:30Speaker 1: baby gronk dad.
- 28:33Speaker 8: Try to capitalize.
- 28:34Speaker 1: Hopefully hopefully he does well. Hopefully we take hope, hopefully
- 28:38Speaker 1: say it's win by three, and uh, younger, younger Badge
- 28:41Speaker 1: can play well. Because that is a cool story. I'm
- 28:43Speaker 1: gonna go Browns money line. They're favored very heavily against
- 28:45Speaker 1: I believe the Arizona Cardinals, Right, Arizona Cardinals. I'm gonna
- 28:48Speaker 1: go money line and that because I think last week, yes,
- 28:53Speaker 1: I took the Chiefs minus two and a half and
- 28:56Speaker 1: that was a loss. So we're we're in a G
- 28:57Speaker 1: B O T situation and get back on track for me.
- 29:00Speaker 1: And I'm gonna make sure this one dolls in with
- 29:01Speaker 1: the Browns money line right here? Can we get those
- 29:03Speaker 1: odds places.
- 29:04Speaker 3: I always hit, eta my favorites I always hit.
- 29:08Speaker 8: Can't change the lunch all right, then just go money line,
- 29:12Speaker 8: Saints money line, cardon or Brown's money line, Colts money line. Yeah,
- 29:17Speaker 8: third little money line, a couple of minutes on that.
- 29:22Speaker 8: You feel pretty. We should be a little higher.
- 29:24Speaker 3: So that's the lowest I think we had this.
- 29:27Speaker 8: Yeah, two brown Saints, Colts all money lines E t FF. Yeah,
- 29:32Speaker 8: you do that.
- 29:32Speaker 1: I think you're gonna win a whole whole bunch of money.
- 29:34Speaker 1: We're gonna take a quick commercial break. When we come back,
- 29:37Speaker 1: we're gonna get into our pump or Dope segment. I'm
- 29:38Speaker 1: gonna get these gentlemen the number during tell me to
- 29:40Speaker 1: pump it, taking the dump it, taking the under right
- 29:43Speaker 1: after these messages.
- 29:45Speaker 3: That you are you horny? Yeah me too.
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- 30:00Speaker 1: Stay on, Landies, gentlemen, welcome back to Slips and Picks.
- 30:05Speaker 1: I'm your host, Chut Savage. This is our pump or
- 30:07Speaker 1: dump segment numbers. We're pumping taking the over or we're
- 30:11Speaker 1: dumping taking the under. First game we're gonna look at
- 30:13Speaker 1: is the Vikings at the Falcons. The total numbers on
- 30:16Speaker 1: that is thirty seven and a half points. Get go
- 30:20Speaker 1: what you got.
- 30:24Speaker 3: Pump love it.
- 30:25Speaker 8: Josh Dobbs going to Minnesota. Listen, listen, Josh Dobbs going
- 30:30Speaker 8: to Minnesota. Clearly coaches understand what he can bring. Especially
- 30:34Speaker 8: this dude can play, he can land somewhere, he can
- 30:35Speaker 8: play the next day and operate. He's not somebody who's
- 30:38Speaker 8: gonna get you beat. And he has the horses around him,
- 30:41Speaker 8: you know, contrary to what he did not have in Arizona.
- 30:44Speaker 3: I love the trade. Is he gonna be Kirk Cousins.
- 30:46Speaker 8: No, Kirk Cousins was playing at an MVP level, but cousin,
- 30:49Speaker 8: Josh Dobbs, you trade for him is like, oh, the
- 30:51Speaker 8: season's over. You trade for Josh Dobbs. They still got
- 30:54Speaker 8: a pulse, they still got life. I think he throws touchdowns.
- 30:56Speaker 8: You get Justin Jefferson back that he's got an offense
- 30:59Speaker 8: he'll be able to operate in. And he's not a
- 31:01Speaker 8: guy who will get you beat Vikings. They're gonna score Falcons.
- 31:04Speaker 8: I like them to score. We're pumping this over thirty
- 31:06Speaker 8: seven and a half.
- 31:09Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not gonna play. Why would he play? He
- 31:11Speaker 1: just got traded there yesterday.
- 31:13Speaker 8: We got traded.
- 31:15Speaker 1: Joshbs got traded yesterday.
- 31:16Speaker 3: It doesn't matter.
- 31:17Speaker 8: Let him.
- 31:19Speaker 1: He's not gonna be able to.
- 31:22Speaker 8: I guess everybody can't be like five to one when
- 31:25Speaker 8: he went to the Raiders Week one started against not
- 31:27Speaker 8: everybody can do.
- 31:28Speaker 1: That Week one?
- 31:31Speaker 3: Damn really.
- 31:33Speaker 8: Dump lot go in?
- 31:37Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'll still pump that.
- 31:39Speaker 8: Yeah, weird trap. Right, you can dump it if you
- 31:42Speaker 8: want to. I want to pump.
- 31:44Speaker 1: Can I give a couple of stats before you really
- 31:45Speaker 1: buy into it. No, Vikings are one and seven versus
- 31:49Speaker 1: the total. Falcons are two and six versus total. Vikings
- 31:52Speaker 1: are one and seven versus total. With Kirk Cousins, Josh
- 31:55Speaker 1: Dobbs gets traded on Monday. He's not going to be
- 31:57Speaker 1: able to consume that entire playbook to play more quarters
- 32:00Speaker 1: of football with those guys. And for that reason, it
- 32:03Speaker 1: seems like it's gonna be another They're gonna be one
- 32:05Speaker 1: in eight after this week versus the totals. For that reason,
- 32:07Speaker 1: I'm going I'm gonna dump the situation. I think I
- 32:09Speaker 1: think it's a safer dump. I think we need to
- 32:11Speaker 1: get take egos out of it. I think takes your guy.
- 32:14Speaker 10: If Josh Dobbs was playing out, probably would have pumped it.
- 32:16Speaker 1: But yeah, he's a stud. But you know what they say,
- 32:18Speaker 1: by Josh Obbs, greatest quarterback in Tennessee balls history. That's
- 32:22Speaker 1: what people are saying.
- 32:23Speaker 3: No, who it's long head?
- 32:30Speaker 8: About long head?
- 32:31Speaker 9: What's his name?
- 32:33Speaker 1: So if you can't remember his name, how do you
- 32:34Speaker 1: remember Josh Dob's name?
- 32:36Speaker 9: Because he's playing right now?
- 32:37Speaker 1: People are saying.
- 32:38Speaker 8: People are saying, shot, I just shut out my I
- 32:40Speaker 8: just let let Dove spin it. Next text message this weekend?
- 32:44Speaker 1: Oh really, so Josh might play now?
- 32:46Speaker 3: Yeah? You never know?
- 32:47Speaker 8: All right, fair enough, we got to get him in right,
- 32:50Speaker 8: get him out out there operation.
- 32:51Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, if you want one more stat because I
- 32:53Speaker 1: though Josh Dobbs would come up. The Cardinals are also
- 32:56Speaker 1: below five hundred when it comes to the totals. Let's
- 32:58Speaker 1: go command at Patriots. The total number in that game
- 33:03Speaker 1: is forty and a half points. Merely what you got, bab,
- 33:08Speaker 1: What cousin Vinnie tell you this week?
- 33:10Speaker 8: To dump dump, dumb, dumb num, like your ex.
- 33:19Speaker 1: Tumple like the X. Sometimes sometimes with the X they
- 33:22Speaker 1: go back to the X.
- 33:23Speaker 8: Yeah, get one.
- 33:24Speaker 1: More pump, I mean, I mean pump and dump, pump,
- 33:27Speaker 1: then dump, keep and then one more pump.
- 33:29Speaker 9: Yeah, always pump, then dumb. It's your ex. You always
- 33:33Speaker 9: can pump.
- 33:33Speaker 3: You know.
- 33:33Speaker 1: You see them at a bar?
- 33:34Speaker 9: Yeah, pump.
- 33:35Speaker 1: How you doing? You get a little sloppy drunk?
- 33:37Speaker 3: What happens?
- 33:37Speaker 1: You're making it out in the corner? Made a couple
- 33:39Speaker 1: of mistakes.
- 33:40Speaker 9: Did she call you and be like, I thought we
- 33:41Speaker 9: broke up?
- 33:42Speaker 1: And be like, yeah, we still are. We're still broken up.
- 33:46Speaker 1: What you got got you like it?
- 33:49Speaker 8: No, you gotta going a little bit dump dump as well, Commanders.
- 33:53Speaker 8: They traded away the farm to the Bears, the Niners.
- 33:58Speaker 8: I think they struggle. I think the Pots listen mac
- 34:01Speaker 8: Jones and QB solid cat.
- 34:04Speaker 1: But you know, dump Yeah, Patriots are thirty first in
- 34:07Speaker 1: the league in points per game with fourteen fourteen point
- 34:11Speaker 1: nine points per game. Commanders are four and four against total,
- 34:14Speaker 1: those Patriots are three and five. I think the Patriots
- 34:16Speaker 1: moved the ball a little bit more, but they're not
- 34:18Speaker 1: gonna score consistently. They're gonna stay in that fourteen to
- 34:20Speaker 1: fifteen points per game range. Uh So for that reason,
- 34:24Speaker 1: I will also be dumping the last game. This is
- 34:26Speaker 1: the last game. The last game we're gonna look at
- 34:28Speaker 1: is the Rams at the Packers. The number on that
- 34:32Speaker 1: game is thirty nine and a half. Get go, what
- 34:34Speaker 1: do we got? Baby?
- 34:35Speaker 3: Dump?
- 34:36Speaker 8: Okay, dumping that Rams Packers thirty nine and a half
- 34:39Speaker 8: at green Bay. Green Bay is not scoring a lot
- 34:41Speaker 8: of They haven't been scoring a lot of points. There's
- 34:43Speaker 8: just that out there, you know. I don't think they've
- 34:45Speaker 8: scored over twenty in a very long time. I think
- 34:47Speaker 8: it's a stat and Rams for twenty.
- 34:50Speaker 1: It's the Cowboys. Last week it was like forty one
- 34:51Speaker 1: to twenty. But it's over still anyway.
- 34:54Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, yeah at Phil Yeah, you can throw one
- 34:57Speaker 8: in there every now and then.
- 34:58Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a little hit you said Cowboys.
- 35:01Speaker 8: That was the Rams.
- 35:01Speaker 1: Cowboys played the Rams. I thought you just said the
- 35:03Speaker 1: Rams haven't scored with Packers. Oh my fault better.
- 35:08Speaker 8: Yeah, Rams can score some points.
- 35:11Speaker 3: But I'm dumping this game. I like dump thirty nine
- 35:13Speaker 3: and a half.
- 35:14Speaker 1: We got to two dumps, three dumps for you?
- 35:17Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm pumped.
- 35:19Speaker 1: You're still gonna pump that.
- 35:20Speaker 8: Yeah, I hope you're right understanding. I hope you're right standing.
- 35:23Speaker 3: Yeah, it's thirty seven and a half like that?
- 35:25Speaker 8: Is that is crazy enough? We thought we thought thirty
- 35:28Speaker 8: seven and a half was the Falcons Tennessee last week too,
- 35:31Speaker 8: and that destroyed.
- 35:32Speaker 1: And expected Will Levis did we? No one expected?
- 35:36Speaker 8: No one's going to expect what's his name, b Yu
- 35:39Speaker 8: the quarterback comes?
- 35:42Speaker 10: Yeah, super, No one's gonna expect him either. He's under
- 35:46Speaker 10: your boy from the Jets. Yeah, he points.
- 35:52Speaker 9: Will.
- 35:52Speaker 8: I think he came in and did Will Yeah. JP.
- 35:55Speaker 3: Who who here we go again?
- 36:00Speaker 8: I mean, oh, y'all talking about by U?
- 36:02Speaker 1: Okay, oh yeah, that's what we see you pumping or
- 36:03Speaker 1: dumping Rams Packers the thirty nine and a half man.
- 36:06Speaker 10: You know what, I'm not sure because is Matthew Stafford
- 36:09Speaker 10: gonna play or his stint ain't gonna play.
- 36:11Speaker 1: He's day to day with the UCL injury.
- 36:13Speaker 8: He ain't playing Stafford toughest nails he might play. Is
- 36:17Speaker 8: he that right there?
- 36:18Speaker 1: That's a UCL injury right there? That's adversity. I lived
- 36:23Speaker 1: this every single day. I lived that every single day.
- 36:26Speaker 1: I know how UCL works, man, I know Jesus, you
- 36:29Speaker 1: know what.
- 36:33Speaker 9: Goll ye, I'm gonna dump dump the game.
- 36:39Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't mind that Packers, man, they lead me down.
- 36:43Speaker 8: Yeah, They've let a lot of people down.
- 36:44Speaker 1: The let the whole state of Wisconsin down this year.
- 36:49Speaker 1: This is the small this is the lowest total the
- 36:51Speaker 1: Rams have had all year, but they're still three and
- 36:53Speaker 1: five verses spread. With Stafford being day to day with
- 36:55Speaker 1: the U c L, I will also be dumping this game.
- 36:58Speaker 1: I'm also gonna dump dump. This next segment we're gonna
- 37:01Speaker 1: go to is the underdog segment. Dogs, Dogs, Dogs. It's
- 37:05Speaker 1: where where we're gonna sit here. We're gonna take a
- 37:07Speaker 1: team that's a dog, and we're gonna say this team
- 37:10Speaker 1: is going to cover the spread or win the game
- 37:13Speaker 1: based on what these gentlemen say. Get go. We're gonna
- 37:15Speaker 1: start with you on your underdog.
- 37:17Speaker 8: A little little teaser, little teaser, little four play for
- 37:20Speaker 8: the Monday night football game. My dog is gonna be
- 37:22Speaker 8: the Jets, and I'm going money line. I saw the vog,
- 37:24Speaker 8: the bustle with the boys put out. I saw the
- 37:26Speaker 8: argument with Steve, and I saw the argument with Jack.
- 37:28Speaker 8: I saw the comments going. People love the excitement. When
- 37:31Speaker 8: you take somebody who is not favored in the game
- 37:35Speaker 8: and choose them for the money line, they make it
- 37:36Speaker 8: a little bit more exciting. You risk a little bit more.
- 37:38Speaker 8: You're not living a boring life. You're living like, Hey,
- 37:41Speaker 8: let's when when they score and they win, let's get
- 37:43Speaker 8: off the couch and hug and high five and celebrate
- 37:46Speaker 8: Jets money line against the Chargers Monday night Football.
- 37:49Speaker 1: I really like that pick.
- 37:50Speaker 9: Mul Rams money line.
- 37:52Speaker 8: Baby love that Yeah.
- 37:55Speaker 9: Rams money line.
- 37:56Speaker 10: I don't give it which quarterbacks start, they gonna be
- 37:59Speaker 10: better than Love.
- 38:01Speaker 8: Love's dead, he loves dead.
- 38:03Speaker 9: I ain't say he's dead. I'm just saying he's just
- 38:06Speaker 9: not playing.
- 38:07Speaker 3: I don't think Love is the is the guy.
- 38:10Speaker 8: Yeah, I just think in the Packers he's not dead.
- 38:13Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm not going to Saint Dad.
- 38:14Speaker 8: I'm just gonna say it seems like Love is not
- 38:16Speaker 8: the guy for the Green Bay Packers.
- 38:18Speaker 1: He start right now, Like after this year, did they
- 38:23Speaker 1: move on from him?
- 38:25Speaker 3: They probably, I don't know. I'm not sure.
- 38:27Speaker 8: I'm saying this year, this year right here now, I
- 38:29Speaker 8: don't think Love is the guy that they thought he
- 38:31Speaker 8: would be, drafting him in the first round. I think
- 38:33Speaker 8: internally Packers they're a well run organization. They're never gonna
- 38:37Speaker 8: throw them to the Wolves. But I think internally, behind
- 38:40Speaker 8: closed doors, they're trying to figure out what that they
- 38:42Speaker 8: what they could do. Because if you can't score, if
- 38:44Speaker 8: you're Jordan Love and you can't score on the scripted
- 38:46Speaker 8: plays in the first half, I think you're you're you're struggling, right.
- 38:49Speaker 8: You need this quarterback to bail you out at some point.
- 38:51Speaker 8: He's not doing it. So the first time, I just
- 38:53Speaker 8: think that's why I think he's not the guy.
- 38:54Speaker 1: And La Flirt does a great job of scouting, scouting
- 38:57Speaker 1: those first ten to fifteen plays. I'm gonna go Giants.
- 38:59Speaker 1: I know the boys have done money allowed me to
- 39:00Speaker 1: go Giants plus two and a half versus the Raiders.
- 39:02Speaker 1: The Raiders are in shambles. David Ziggler, our hero, has
- 39:07Speaker 1: been fired. McDaniel has been fired. We just don't know
- 39:10Speaker 1: what's gonna happen with that franchise right now. They have studs,
- 39:13Speaker 1: but when you're getting Devonte Adams one catch per game,
- 39:16Speaker 1: you can't get He's one of the best life receiving
- 39:17Speaker 1: in the league.
- 39:20Speaker 8: That is just mead coach Antonio Pierce linebacker Giants, he's
- 39:26Speaker 8: a stud. What fires me up? And he's playing against
- 39:29Speaker 8: his Giants? Are you?
- 39:31Speaker 3: Are you going plus two and a half? A You're
- 39:32Speaker 3: going Giants money?
- 39:35Speaker 8: You like that?
- 39:36Speaker 3: Just just still good?
- 39:37Speaker 8: I don't think it's the GM and a head coach
- 39:39Speaker 8: just got fired and you're taking the underdog with the points, like,
- 39:42Speaker 8: just it's two and a half, no money, Get excited,
- 39:45Speaker 8: make it frisky out there.
- 39:47Speaker 9: I like that.
- 39:48Speaker 1: I like that. Giants plus two and a half. We're
- 39:50Speaker 1: gonna take quickly break. When we come back, we're gonna
- 39:53Speaker 1: talk Monday night football. Right after these messages.
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- 40:39Speaker 1: All right, and we're back with the last part of
- 40:42Speaker 1: our show. We're talking Monday night football, prime time television
- 40:47Speaker 1: Chargers favorite minus three at the Jets. The total points
- 40:50Speaker 1: on that is forty one and a half points. We
- 40:54Speaker 1: kind of already got geckos. Thanks, well, let's hit it
- 40:56Speaker 1: one more time. Brother, who you got this week Jets money?
- 41:01Speaker 1: I took him as the dog. I took the money line,
- 41:03Speaker 1: so I'm gonna do it in this one. Morstead the
- 41:05Speaker 1: punter Like Player of the Week last week he punted
- 41:08Speaker 1: like eighty times, put.
- 41:09Speaker 8: Them all like inside the ten. They struggled to score
- 41:13Speaker 8: points last week. However, I like them. If they're gonna
- 41:15Speaker 8: beat the Chargers, which I think they do, they are
- 41:17Speaker 8: gonna have to score some points. You're gonna have to
- 41:19Speaker 8: put at least twenty five on the board. I like
- 41:21Speaker 8: for that to happen. I think the defense shows up
- 41:22Speaker 8: like they always do. However, I do think Herbert they
- 41:25Speaker 8: get busy a little bit, but not enough to win
- 41:27Speaker 8: the game. I like the Jets money line in the
- 41:30Speaker 8: over forty one and a half Monday Night Football.
- 41:32Speaker 3: You can lock that shit in.
- 41:34Speaker 1: I love the passion in that voice. Meil history, history, lesson, history, lesson.
- 41:41Speaker 8: They had it back.
- 41:44Speaker 1: Let's go back to nineteen fifty six.
- 41:47Speaker 3: I don't even think the Chargers was around.
- 41:50Speaker 8: I don't think they would.
- 41:51Speaker 10: Let us know, some gems on thirty eight times just
- 41:55Speaker 10: winning fourteen, Chargers winning twenty three gangs.
- 41:59Speaker 9: So you know I'm going on Chargers minus three and
- 42:05Speaker 9: I'm taking it under.
- 42:07Speaker 3: Damn what a wild pick right there. So you don't
- 42:11Speaker 3: think it's gonna be close. You think they're blowing them out.
- 42:13Speaker 1: Because the Jets can't score points like that. Yeah, Jets
- 42:15Speaker 1: can't score, Chargers are gonna win in a big way.
- 42:18Speaker 8: Yeah, so put it to under.
- 42:19Speaker 9: I said under.
- 42:20Speaker 1: You're thinking the under. It's my fault, my fault, my.
- 42:25Speaker 8: Yeah, I know, yeah, I think because I'm saying I
- 42:27Speaker 8: think the Jets score, I'll say the Chargers do the things.
- 42:29Speaker 8: I think.
- 42:29Speaker 9: That's what I'm saying.
- 42:30Speaker 8: You think it's gonna be a blow because you think
- 42:32Speaker 8: it's gonna be like thirty to seven.
- 42:35Speaker 3: Still an under, right, that's what I'm saying.
- 42:37Speaker 8: You think it's gonna be a blowout. I don't think
- 42:38Speaker 8: it's gonna be a blowout. Okay, I'm gonna take the Jets.
- 42:47Speaker 1: I love the history lesson at the game. I'm gonna
- 42:52Speaker 1: think the Jets in this situation. I think the Jets
- 42:54Speaker 1: defense is just too good. They're a team that seems
- 42:56Speaker 1: like they have a glimmer of hope with Aaron Rodgers
- 42:57Speaker 1: possibly coming back in December, which would be the most
- 42:59Speaker 1: white shit of all time. And I'm also going to
- 43:02Speaker 1: take the under because of the Jets defense and Justin
- 43:05Speaker 1: Herbert being so up and down. Right now, We're good.
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- 43:52Speaker 12: Welcome back to another Penny Slips parlay. Last week another
- 43:58Speaker 12: l Unfortunately, like we always say, the pass does not matter.
- 44:03Speaker 12: It's all about the present. That is why it is
- 44:05Speaker 12: called a gift, and we are officially in the holiday season.
- 44:09Speaker 12: It is November and the gift of money will be
- 44:12Speaker 12: spread out everywhere for the next two months. Last week
- 44:17Speaker 12: was a tough one with the halftime full time parlays.
- 44:21Speaker 12: I think a lot of us probably got screwed. But
- 44:25Speaker 12: this week I'm going with a Sunday night football parlay
- 44:29Speaker 12: and it will be Bills first Bengals. But what I'm
- 44:32Speaker 12: rocking with is Joe Burrow over one and a half touchdowns.
- 44:35Speaker 12: Ever since Joe has been healthy, which was probably Week five,
- 44:39Speaker 12: he has always thrown more than one touchdown in every
- 44:42Speaker 12: single game. I will also be rocking Josh Allen over
- 44:46Speaker 12: one and a half touchdowns. I believe these last six
- 44:49Speaker 12: games he has thrown over one touchdown.
- 44:52Speaker 3: And to throw at it.
- 44:53Speaker 12: To round out that parlay, we're gonna go Stefan Diggs
- 44:58Speaker 12: anytime touchdown. The odds are not on not out on
- 45:01Speaker 12: it yet, but Diggs rarely goes back to back games
- 45:04Speaker 12: without touchdowns. It's only happened one time this season, and
- 45:08Speaker 12: this Sunday night he will show out prime Time.
- 45:10Speaker 3: So Joe Burrow over one.
- 45:11Speaker 12: And a half touchdowns, Josh Allen over one and a
- 45:13Speaker 12: half touchdowns, and Stefan Diggs anytime touchdown.
- 45:17Speaker 6: I'm gonna do a little bit of the opposite.
- 45:18Speaker 7: I'm going a full Thursday night slave parlay, Primetime parlays,
- 45:22Speaker 7: primetime parlays. But you're riding all Titans, and we're starting
- 45:27Speaker 7: out with over Will Levis's rushing yards at ten and
- 45:30Speaker 7: a half. Next will be doing just a crispy Titan
- 45:34Speaker 7: twenty line, and the final third pick will be Darrick
- 45:37Speaker 7: Henry over twelve and a half receiving yards.
- 45:41Speaker 6: Those odds come out to plus five seventy five.
- 45:44Speaker 3: Fight and Spear to be back and Will Levis rush yards.
- 45:47Speaker 9: They are the rookie QB.
- 45:48Speaker 12: You know they'd like to get out scramble a little
- 45:50Speaker 12: bit to the team parlay. Last week we were gutted
- 45:54Speaker 12: by the Chiefs. This week we will not be because
- 45:56Speaker 12: we left them off. First leg of the team parlay
- 45:59Speaker 12: is Rams money line.
- 46:01Speaker 6: The second leg is going to do one Saints.
- 46:04Speaker 12: My Life, third leg Browns money line.
- 46:07Speaker 7: And the fourth leg Ravens. Look now, no, no, we're going
- 46:11Speaker 7: Ravens minus five and a.
- 46:13Speaker 6: Half Ravens at home. Uh you take that parlay, it's
- 46:17Speaker 6: gonna be plus six forty four. Really get adds on that.
- 46:20Speaker 6: I think this is the week when the team parlay
- 46:21Speaker 6: finally is.
- 46:22Speaker 7: We've been getting screwed weekend leaked out with these random
- 46:25Speaker 7: little food games.
- 46:26Speaker 6: This is the week four legs Rider or Die.
- 46:29Speaker 3: And next our rock 'am sock them pick them game.
- 46:32Speaker 12: We've been waiting on this for so long because we're
- 46:34Speaker 12: finally getting the Team Colors involved. We got the Chiefs
- 46:39Speaker 12: versus the Dolphins, and we'll better way to find out
- 46:42Speaker 12: who's gonna win than putting them in the ring.
- 46:44Speaker 8: Good luck.
- 46:48Speaker 3: Post.
- 46:54Speaker 7: We're gonna go in and slow it down, and we're
- 46:57Speaker 7: gonna give you the answer right here. It's gonna be
- 47:09Speaker 7: a tough battle for its said team. Yeah I do too,
- 47:13Speaker 7: so I'm impressed by that. Once again, this is our
- 47:16Speaker 7: biggest game that is involved, the rocking soccer picking parlay
- 47:20Speaker 7: of the week.
- 47:21Speaker 6: So super excited to watch the Chiefs first of Miami
- 47:23Speaker 6: Dolphins before we run out of here.
- 47:26Speaker 7: I've got one last full slate parlay that I'm just
- 47:29Speaker 7: gonna rattle off for.
- 47:30Speaker 12: You, zero risk, all reward parlay.
- 47:34Speaker 7: The full slate parlay starting out with Titans plus three
- 47:39Speaker 7: Chiefs money line, Ravens minus six, Brown's money line, Falcons
- 47:44Speaker 7: money line, Saints' money line, Commanders plus three, Buccaneers.
- 47:49Speaker 6: Money line Rams money line.
- 47:51Speaker 7: Colts minus two and a half, Eagles money line, Giants
- 47:54Speaker 7: money line, Bill's money line, and to cap it off
- 47:57Speaker 7: on Monday night, we have Chargers minus three. Those odds
- 48:01Speaker 7: sit at a staggering three hundred and seventy thousand, eight
- 48:04Speaker 7: hundred and twelve. I'm I I you know, I don't
- 48:08Speaker 7: like to use the word lock, but I'm this might
- 48:10Speaker 7: be the situation.
- 48:12Speaker 12: If we're not gonna use the word lock, let's use
- 48:14Speaker 12: the word bargain.
- 48:15Speaker 6: Yeah, that is a bargain.
- 48:16Speaker 3: This is a bargain.
- 48:17Speaker 7: Like I said, find four quarters in your car and
- 48:20Speaker 7: that's gonna be one dollar to win. Three thy seven
- 48:23Speaker 7: hundred and nine dollars and twelve cents. Again, that's gas
- 48:27Speaker 7: for the year. It's groceries for you know, however long.
- 48:29Speaker 7: I don't know how much you eat, but it's impressive stuff. Nonetheless,
- 48:34Speaker 7: thank you guys for tuning into Penny Slips, the most
- 48:36Speaker 7: impressive parlay Gamblink show on the face of the earth.
- 48:39Speaker 6: We are the Interns. Go ahead and cue that outro music.