Latest / Clydesdale Media Podcast / Lunch with the Clydesdale - Monday Show! World's Fittest Cop???
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- 0:03What up?
- 0:03It's Monday.
- 0:05We're so excited to be here.
- 0:08Well, here, not at work, but here.
- 0:11Here.
- 0:33From the gym to the screen, yeah,
- 0:35we cover it all.
- 0:36Midday motivation every time you press
- 0:38call.
- 0:39Lunch with the Pliesdale.
- 0:41Cowboy bring the heat.
- 0:43Crossfit, boobies, music on repeat.
- 0:46High-fiber hustle, yeah,
- 0:47we're building that brand.
- 0:49Grab a plate.
- 0:50Tune in now, you're part of the fam.
- 0:57It's lunch time!
- 1:00what's going on everybody welcome to lunch
- 1:03with the Clydesdale we are here we are
- 1:06back from the weekend so I I don't
- 1:10know if you know this I I know
- 1:12that you go to bed early so Sunday
- 1:14nights are not your your night I did
- 1:16catch the new song I was re-watching it
- 1:18this morning
- 1:20So the new song, right?
- 1:23I put a lot of work into it.
- 1:25I take it to Carolyn and Jamie,
- 1:27and they're like, the lunch one's better.
- 1:29Oh, come on.
- 1:35I don't believe that.
- 1:36I like it, dude.
- 1:37I thought it was great.
- 1:39Well, Clydesdale Cowboy Go Together,
- 1:42like it –
- 1:44It's easier to get the lyrics to fit,
- 1:46right?
- 1:47Sure.
- 1:48When I'm trying to put three different
- 1:49individuals into one song,
- 1:53it gets a little bit more...
- 1:56Yeah, it's a little more structured.
- 1:59It's just a little bit more work for
- 2:00the Clydesdale singers to put across.
- 2:03I mean, come on.
- 2:03Yeah, I thought it was good.
- 2:04The creative team worked hard on that and
- 2:08then get all excited.
- 2:09And then, you know,
- 2:10I got the pictures in there,
- 2:12the girls and all that stuff and all
- 2:15excited and like, yeah, it's good.
- 2:18It ain't the lunch show.
- 2:19It's a shame.
- 2:22Jealousy will get you nowhere, ladies.
- 2:23I'm just saying.
- 2:26uh meredith uh love the intro to the
- 2:28sunday show thank you i thought it was
- 2:30fantastic i really did i'm not i'm not
- 2:32gonna smoke up your ass i would tell
- 2:33you if i thought it sucked i thought
- 2:35it was pretty good i enjoyed it uh
- 2:39judy reed can't make women happy
- 2:42apparently i've been trying with one for
- 2:45thirty three years three three years now
- 2:48yeah yeah
- 2:50Adding two more into the mix, man.
- 2:53Like, how do men do polygamy?
- 2:57I don't understand that at all.
- 2:59We've watched those shows several
- 3:00different occasions,
- 3:01and every time I tell Jennifer,
- 3:03I was like, I got plenty with one.
- 3:08I would not, like, there's no way.
- 3:11I got seven voices coming at me now
- 3:13talking about let's cut the grass.
- 3:15Like, there's no way, dude.
- 3:16It would drive me absolutely up the wall.
- 3:20I'm with you, man.
- 3:21One, my hands are full.
- 3:23All the time.
- 3:28There's no way I could go to two,
- 3:32let alone seven.
- 3:33No.
- 3:36Or maybe it's like kids.
- 3:39If you have more than one,
- 3:41they can play with each other and then
- 3:44they're not as... I don't know.
- 3:49I don't know how that works,
- 3:50but I'm not for it, for damn sure.
- 3:53Anderson, happy birthday.
- 3:54Let's go ahead and switch this topic of
- 3:56conversation.
- 3:59Yeah, Anderson, happy birthday.
- 4:01I had it on my rundown.
- 4:03Yeah, happy birthday, dude.
- 4:06Fifty.
- 4:07Five-oh.
- 4:08Five-oh, baby.
- 4:12The man has lived a good life.
- 4:14Yep.
- 4:15He got me by a year.
- 4:16He got me by a year.
- 4:18met him at masters fitness collective a
- 4:20few years back good man better friends
- 4:24ever since good man big fan um hi
- 4:32friends back from the halls and back to
- 4:35podcasts to fend off the blues i'm
- 4:38assuming she means holidays yeah that
- 4:43english greek thing i i don't translation
- 4:46stuff for me
- 4:50You are not old, Andrew.
- 4:51You are a year older than me, dude.
- 4:53We are not old.
- 4:54No desire for that life for the men
- 4:56or the women.
- 4:58I truly do not get it.
- 5:00I really, really,
- 5:01it's beyond my level of comprehension.
- 5:05Yeah, like even men who cheat on women,
- 5:08like I don't know how you live those
- 5:11two lives.
- 5:12How you had the time.
- 5:16Right.
- 5:16Just that alone.
- 5:18Not even the desire thing and all that
- 5:20other stuff.
- 5:22How do you find the time?
- 5:25Because I'm going to tell you right now,
- 5:26I don't.
- 5:27There's no way.
- 5:29Even if I wanted to,
- 5:29which I do not.
- 5:30I have no urge.
- 5:31I think people are disgusted.
- 5:33But I wouldn't have time.
- 5:35There's no way between kid stuff, work,
- 5:38just regular life shit.
- 5:39There's no possibility like, oh,
- 5:41and I've got a secret family across town.
- 5:44No.
- 5:44yeah there's no there's not happening yeah
- 5:47i'm not even talking about the secret life
- 5:48thing those dudes like they they need more
- 5:52than a blackberry that is time management
- 5:55right there yeah they need the whole steve
- 5:58steven covey planner books and all that
- 6:02man seven secrets of highly successful
- 6:07successful people yeah
- 6:11Joseph,
- 6:12are there any tax breaks in that life?
- 6:13Then maybe I'd be interested.
- 6:15Yeah.
- 6:16Dude,
- 6:17when my daughter moved away and I lost
- 6:18that tax break, it killed us, man.
- 6:24Just pay your taxes.
- 6:29Just pay your taxes.
- 6:31It's fine, dude.
- 6:32You really don't...
- 6:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 6:38All that ain't worth getting a tax break.
- 6:41There's no way.
- 6:41There's not enough tax break on the planet
- 6:44for that.
- 6:47he was asking for a friend.
- 6:48You're asking for a friend for research
- 6:50purposes.
- 6:51I think we've, we've,
- 6:52we've gone away from or,
- 6:55or graduated from however you want to look
- 6:57at it.
- 6:58Asking for a friend to now it's just
- 7:00for research purposes.
- 7:01I was just asking for research purposes.
- 7:02Like,
- 7:03I don't know what y'all are getting all
- 7:04bent out of shape about.
- 7:05It's just,
- 7:05it's just some research I was doing.
- 7:08Yeah.
- 7:09Married plus one.
- 7:11Well, speaking of research purposes, um,
- 7:15I've been quietly in the lab.
- 7:16I'm not really talking about it at all.
- 7:19But the effects have been good.
- 7:22And so I went to a local farmer's
- 7:26market area that we go to on the
- 7:30weekend.
- 7:30Julie was back in Pied.
- 7:32I wanted some fresh vegetables.
- 7:34So I went and got me some zucchini,
- 7:36some cucumbers, some tomatoes,
- 7:38all that stuff, right?
- 7:40But when I came back,
- 7:42I had like my arms full of bags.
- 7:45you do and i'm walking in my house
- 7:48and all of a sudden i feel my
- 7:50britches starting to slide oh no but then
- 7:57you're like oh but okay like kind of
- 8:00like oh that oh we're there yeah but
- 8:04how do i then take care of the
- 8:06issue this is now a problem to get
- 8:08from my car into the house without mooning
- 8:12the entire neighborhood
- 8:14you know what to hell with them so
- 8:17so I start doing the like wide stance
- 8:20walk like if I spread my legs out
- 8:23far enough it'll keep the pants up my
- 8:26pants can't fall down if I keep my
- 8:29legs more than before they just can't fall
- 8:31down that's perfect I love that I'm with
- 8:34Joseph though just accept it accept it and
- 8:37let it happen
- 8:38Well, even the wide stance walk,
- 8:40by the time I got to, like,
- 8:42at least I got in the garage.
- 8:44I was about three steps from the stairs
- 8:48to get into the house,
- 8:50and they just right to the ankles.
- 8:52Yep, there it goes.
- 8:54And now you're doing the no pants shuffle.
- 8:58So then it was like, okay,
- 8:59now I've got to put the shit down
- 9:01and just pull them up.
- 9:02Mm-mm.
- 9:05You're a better man than me.
- 9:06I'd have just walked bare ass in my
- 9:07own house at that point.
- 9:08To hell with it.
- 9:10I would have tripped over the steps trying
- 9:13to do the ankle pants shuffle up the
- 9:17steps.
- 9:18That's fantastic.
- 9:21Speaking of winter,
- 9:21I want to send winter something.
- 9:23Carry on.
- 9:25For sure, that's on someone's ring camera.
- 9:29I am sure it is.
- 9:30Oh, yeah, that's guaranteed.
- 9:31That's on someone's ring camera.
- 9:34Scott was walking around like an
- 9:35eighteen-year-old.
- 9:38Yeah.
- 9:42The question was, was I going commando?
- 9:45Wouldn't you like to know, Joseph?
- 9:49The world may never know.
- 9:51It's the same reaction as how many licks
- 9:53does it take to get to the center
- 9:54of a two-year-old bob.
- 9:56Wayne wants to know,
- 9:57or says that the neighborhood is now
- 9:59talking about why Scott walks that way.
- 10:01A hundred percent.
- 10:03Yeah.
- 10:04I was walking like I had sat on
- 10:06a rake.
- 10:08Did y'all see Schweitzer?
- 10:12Y'all have the neighborhood app?
- 10:13Do people around you use the neighborhood
- 10:15app?
- 10:16They do.
- 10:16I can't stand that damn thing.
- 10:18I guarantee you,
- 10:19you own Facebook for neighborhoods.
- 10:20You own the neighborhood app.
- 10:22One hundred percent.
- 10:23He showed everybody his ass.
- 10:25I saw it.
- 10:26It's on my ring camera.
- 10:32i don't i hate my name i we
- 10:34don't need to get into that man that's
- 10:36old man screaming at the cloud stuff i'm
- 10:39ready to like torch my hoa i get
- 10:43fined for the dumbest damn shit uh there
- 10:47are people in my neighborhood who don't
- 10:49get fined enough and they live next door
- 10:51to my house so i understand i understand
- 10:55we both hate our hoa but for different
- 10:56completely different reasons
- 11:00we have a person down the street who
- 11:01didn't mow for like two months like snake
- 11:06you know where it the grass is so
- 11:09high the snakes are crawling in there
- 11:12right finally they mowed it and the
- 11:15neighbor across the streets yelling
- 11:17it's about effing time yeah i wasn't quite
- 11:22that bad uh nobody nobody's doing that
- 11:24kind of stuff but they're uh it's very
- 11:28passive aggressive it's very and you all
- 11:30know who we're talking about that kind of
- 11:32stuff on honestly like i signed up for
- 11:36it way back when they first started it
- 11:38and then i was like this is the
- 11:39dumbest i've ever seen in my life
- 11:41it is facebook drama but specifically
- 11:46tailored to your neighborhood that's the
- 11:48best way i can describe it my first
- 11:50experience into that was when my daughter
- 11:52went to college they had a facebook
- 11:54parents club for that college and all the
- 11:58kids that were there and the those parents
- 12:01talk about i'm like what the hell are
- 12:04your priorities
- 12:05They're completely backwards, usually.
- 12:09You're just feeding into the kid's drama.
- 12:11A hundred percent.
- 12:13Maybe they should learn to deal with this
- 12:16on their own.
- 12:18No, not when you can intervene.
- 12:19Why would you want to let them learn
- 12:21life lessons and grow and mature and do
- 12:24all those kind of things,
- 12:24kind of figure it out on their own?
- 12:26No,
- 12:26not when you can step in and comfort
- 12:29them and protect them.
- 12:29Your kid is twenty-two years old.
- 12:33They should be able to figure out a
- 12:35few things on their own.
- 12:37I'm aware of that.
- 12:37Look, every time Brody,
- 12:39who is going to be twenty in November,
- 12:41every time Brody does something adult
- 12:43worthy, right,
- 12:44like schedule his own eye doctor
- 12:46appointment,
- 12:46which was amazing in and of itself.
- 12:49Well, hey, bro, high five.
- 12:50Congratulations.
- 12:51Like, I am not doing this for you.
- 12:53I can't at this point.
- 12:54Not that kind of stuff.
- 12:55So.
- 12:57Good job.
- 12:58Corey would call me and be like, Dad,
- 13:00I need a doctor's appointment.
- 13:02You're twenty and you have a phone.
- 13:07See this thing that you're talking to me
- 13:08on right now?
- 13:09You can use it to call other people.
- 13:11I don't know if anybody had told you
- 13:12that or not, but it works.
- 13:14Yeah.
- 13:16make doctors want you nowadays you don't
- 13:18have to talk to anybody you can do
- 13:20it all online you don't have to speak
- 13:22to a single soul if you don't want
- 13:23to it's pretty easy again old man
- 13:27screaming to the clouds online always gets
- 13:29screwed up for me i just i am
- 13:33so sick of it i'm going like back
- 13:35twenty years and just i'll call and make
- 13:37an appointment
- 13:39as i i am spoiled and or blessed
- 13:44uh my primary care position is also my
- 13:47wife's uh first cousin so like if i
- 13:50need to actually see an actual doctor i
- 13:52just call dwayne and he's like he's like
- 13:54i'll get you an appointment or he'll tell
- 13:56me just be here at eight o'clock tomorrow
- 13:57morning
- 13:58And I'm like,
- 13:58you don't think we should make an
- 13:59appointment with your people first?
- 14:01Chill out, okay?
- 14:04My physical therapist is one of my best
- 14:06friends.
- 14:08I am spoiled to death when it comes
- 14:10to that kind of stuff.
- 14:13Yeah,
- 14:13I tell my daughter this all while I
- 14:15tell my wife,
- 14:16can you make me a doctor's appointment?
- 14:18Knowing full well,
- 14:19I don't want to do it myself.
- 14:21I make all my own, Mark.
- 14:24Well, I would say that's also a...
- 14:29Definitely a CrossFit athlete thing.
- 14:30I don't want to make my own doctor's
- 14:31appointment because I don't want to see a
- 14:34doctor at all if I can help it.
- 14:36And I certainly don't want them to tell
- 14:37me, hey,
- 14:39it would probably be better if you didn't
- 14:41do X, Y, Z.
- 14:43Because then I'm going to have an argument
- 14:44with somebody because then it's going to
- 14:46be like, I got two of these.
- 14:48They were on sale.
- 14:49Just buy one, get one free.
- 14:51So I was giving both of them to
- 14:53you.
- 14:53Congratulations.
- 14:55Because I'm not doing that.
- 14:58I'm a decent gap of age for me,
- 14:59Scott,
- 15:00and I still want to call people instead
- 15:01of anything online.
- 15:03Judy,
- 15:03I like to call and talk to somebody.
- 15:06Yeah.
- 15:06The problem is today is you may be
- 15:08talking to AI.
- 15:09You may be talking to whatever.
- 15:12I mean,
- 15:13some phone tree that goes six hours before
- 15:17you get to a human.
- 15:19That's the only bad,
- 15:20bad thing with all of that.
- 15:22And
- 15:23But I do find that my problem gets
- 15:25solved a lot faster over the phone than
- 15:28online or through a chat.
- 15:30Yes, one hundred percent.
- 15:31If I have an issue that needs to
- 15:32be taken care of, give me a person.
- 15:34I need a human being.
- 15:36Because then they can hear the anger in
- 15:38my voice as it's escalating.
- 15:41Or the whatever else.
- 15:42Like,
- 15:43I can't tell you the amount of times
- 15:44I've called in for whatever reason and
- 15:47then immediately apologized to the person
- 15:49I was talking to because I was like,
- 15:50look, I'm not mad at you.
- 15:53Okay.
- 15:55I want to make that perfectly clear right
- 15:56now.
- 15:57You're just a person answering the phone.
- 15:59I get it.
- 16:00You can only do so much.
- 16:01So I just want you to understand that
- 16:03the bass in my voice has absolutely
- 16:05nothing to do with you right now.
- 16:06You just happen to be right here.
- 16:08So let's see if we can get whatever
- 16:10this is fixed.
- 16:12I'll do anything humanly possible before I
- 16:14call anybody.
- 16:16That's Leto and Jamie Latimer as well.
- 16:19One time I accidentally butt dialed Jamie
- 16:21and I got ripped for trying to call
- 16:24her.
- 16:26I'm going to say this.
- 16:28That's probably a late stage Gen X thing
- 16:31completely because I don't want to talk to
- 16:33a human being if I can help it.
- 16:36If I can solve it myself, even better.
- 16:40so like i don't want to call and
- 16:42chit chat i would rather text but if
- 16:46i'm trying to deal with an issue i
- 16:48wanted i want to call yeah uh jamie
- 16:54was probably in the middle of a metcon
- 16:56i'm telling you judy when we're traveling
- 16:59together she won't accept calls it's only
- 17:03text
- 17:08I talk on the phone for a living
- 17:09and I don't like it.
- 17:12Depending on the person, I will say this.
- 17:14I will also not respond to a phone
- 17:16call unless someone is dying.
- 17:17So one of my best friends, Blair,
- 17:20who is my nutrition coach.
- 17:21So they'd have to text her that they're
- 17:22dying.
- 17:23Then she'll pick up the phone.
- 17:25uh my nutrition coach my training partner
- 17:28fellow coach at the gym all that good
- 17:30stuff every very once in a while she
- 17:33would have to call me for something or
- 17:35i'll have to call her for something and
- 17:37generally when i answer the phone it's are
- 17:38you on fire
- 17:41Like, are you currently on fire?
- 17:42Why are you calling me?
- 17:44And it's usually because it's something
- 17:45emergent that's happening that she needs
- 17:47some trouble.
- 17:47She don't know whatever,
- 17:48but that's generally how that goes.
- 17:49That conversation between me and her goes,
- 17:52are you on fire?
- 17:54Because if not, why are you calling me?
- 17:56If Jamie actually called me,
- 17:58like I know her house is on fire
- 18:01or something's wrong.
- 18:03Yeah.
- 18:04Something's wrong.
- 18:06Are you actively being kidnapped right
- 18:07now?
- 18:08Is that what the problem is?
- 18:09Yeah.
- 18:10I'm getting the ransom note now.
- 18:13And a hundred percent.
- 18:16And she'd probably even tell the
- 18:17kidnappers.
- 18:18Are you sure?
- 18:18I can't just text them.
- 18:20Yeah.
- 18:20Can I just text them instead?
- 18:21Because what's fantastic is you can talk
- 18:26to her in person all you want.
- 18:28Oh yeah.
- 18:29She's fun to shit to talk to at,
- 18:31at an actual in-person event, but no,
- 18:33I wouldn't call her,
- 18:34but I am with everybody.
- 18:35I do not want to chit chat on
- 18:37the phone.
- 18:39very vicky says i i don't like peopling
- 18:43i when she's texting she loves to people
- 18:47um especially ten minutes before the show
- 18:51and some kind of argument facts oh winter
- 18:56i sent you actually i sent it to
- 18:58you too scott but i sent you a
- 18:59video it means how you to police you're
- 19:01really going to appreciate so check that
- 19:03out
- 19:05uh sema i answer my family's blind calls
- 19:08with is this life threatening is this life
- 19:11threatening because if not why are you
- 19:14calling me have you fallen and can't get
- 19:18up yeah because if not if you have
- 19:20there's a thing we can get you that
- 19:22specifically takes care of that specific
- 19:24problem yeah and it bypasses me and goes
- 19:28right to the people that you need to
- 19:30call
- 19:32when my son called me because they went
- 19:34to a first time when his Honda got
- 19:37run into the back and, uh,
- 19:39he ran to the back of his,
- 19:40his accord.
- 19:41He called me before he called the police.
- 19:47I said,
- 19:49I said, okay,
- 19:50you need to call the cops.
- 19:51Have you called the cops yet?
- 19:53Well, no.
- 19:53Dude, hang up and call the police.
- 19:57Why are you calling me?
- 19:59I appreciate the fact that you called me,
- 20:01but let's get the priority list down.
- 20:04Police, then parents.
- 20:09Let's go right there.
- 20:11One night,
- 20:12I was awoken to my daughter calling me.
- 20:16at i gosh one o'clock in the morning
- 20:19something like that you never want that
- 20:21call no right you see it's her so
- 20:24i pop out of bed i'm freaking out
- 20:27i pick up the phone and she's bawling
- 20:29oh lord that's even and now i'm like
- 20:32okay she has cut off an arm she's
- 20:35on the way to the hospital yeah and
- 20:37then i can't understand her she's crying
- 20:40so hard i cannot understand her
- 20:43And then she's like,
- 20:44the police officer will talk to you.
- 20:46And she hands the phone to the police
- 20:48officer.
- 20:49Now,
- 20:50like my heart is thumping out of my
- 20:52chest.
- 20:53Yeah.
- 20:53The police officer goes, yeah,
- 20:55your daughter was speeding down Old State
- 20:57Road.
- 21:09You've got to be freaking kidding me.
- 21:11This is not a one o'clock in the
- 21:12morning call.
- 21:13It's just not.
- 21:14Don't you just write the ticket,
- 21:16hand it to her.
- 21:17And the officer's like,
- 21:18I'm not sure she's going to be able
- 21:20to make it home.
- 21:20Yeah.
- 21:22She is in a bind right now.
- 21:24I don't know if you've heard her at
- 21:25all,
- 21:26but this has been going on since I
- 21:27pulled her over.
- 21:29Yes, Lord.
- 21:32That's funny.
- 21:34Yeah.
- 21:36agnes says i can't remember last time i
- 21:38wasn't on do not disturb only fifteen
- 21:40people can reach me via calls and if
- 21:42i need to add one must you gotta
- 21:45get on the favorite musket of the whatever
- 21:49i got if you have an iphone you
- 21:51can set your favorites list your favorites
- 21:52list will allow people to get through your
- 21:54do not disturb but that's the only people
- 21:56that can get through you do not disturb
- 21:58when i was at magic city i had
- 22:00to add like three people to my do
- 22:01not disturb because i was on dnd all
- 22:03weekend
- 22:06Nobody answers their phone.
- 22:08Nobody answers their phone.
- 22:09Nobody answers their phone and nobody
- 22:10calls anybody anymore.
- 22:12Very few people do.
- 22:16You know who I will answer the call
- 22:18from?
- 22:18Thirdsy.
- 22:22Two nights ago, I got ten hours sleep.
- 22:24words he knocked me the hell out it
- 22:27was awesome woke up yesterday super
- 22:29refreshed and recovered because i've been
- 22:31doing housework all week like tamping dirt
- 22:35with a baseball back splash not with a
- 22:39baseball bat sorry y'all that's an inside
- 22:43joke um
- 22:49But anyway,
- 22:50you can get your thirdsy for fifteen
- 22:51percent off by using code Jazzy at
- 22:54checkout or go to thirdsy.com backslash
- 22:57Jazzy and get that thirdsy in you and
- 23:00get that good night's sleep.
- 23:01Last night after the show,
- 23:03I rushed to bed,
- 23:03did not take my thirdsy.
- 23:05Shady night's sleep.
- 23:07And here we are Monday after a long
- 23:09weekend.
- 23:10Scott's trying to operate.
- 23:11No thirdsy.
- 23:12And now I've woke up this morning with
- 23:14thirdsy regret.
- 23:16Yeah.
- 23:16Don't be that guy.
- 23:19Yep.
- 23:21Um, so yeah, I did.
- 23:23I tamped dirt down.
- 23:24I've been hauling it from my driveway to
- 23:26the back to make a patio,
- 23:30leveling out the dirt,
- 23:32tamping it all down.
- 23:33I sent a picture to Corey and there's
- 23:34a picture of a pink baseball bat that
- 23:37my daughter used in like itty bitty
- 23:41league.
- 23:41And he's like,
- 23:43you did all that with a baseball bat.
- 23:45I hope to God you didn't do that
- 23:47with that baseball bat.
- 23:48Yeah.
- 23:49If you did, I understand why you're tired.
- 23:51I get it.
- 23:55Yeah,
- 23:55I did not do it with a baseball
- 23:56bat.
- 24:03Oh, Vicky.
- 24:05What was your Fursy regret if that was
- 24:07your Thirdsy regret?
- 24:11Vicky's just throwing dad jokes out there
- 24:12now.
- 24:15guess you would also have a second zero
- 24:16regret at that point to get to the
- 24:18third day one first thing seconding
- 24:21thursday uh sorry i'm late was listening
- 24:26to sunday night show quick question what
- 24:28material blend are the t-shirts love the
- 24:31color uh so it's a tri-blend um they're
- 24:35soft i got the tri-blend soft um and
- 24:40a dude who doesn't know much about any
- 24:42of that stuff
- 24:45I would have to do some research to
- 24:46get any more information, John George.
- 24:48And now I'm questioning your man card that
- 24:50you're asking.
- 24:52What sort of material and blend?
- 24:54I love the color.
- 24:55If he throws out a color other than
- 24:56blue,
- 24:57like if it's some sort of shade of
- 24:58blue, I've never heard of before.
- 24:59And then we're going to have to have
- 25:00a talk, me and John.
- 25:03Well, it did come up as Sapphire.
- 25:07So if you want to feel bougie.
- 25:11A little Sapphire.
- 25:13I'll be fine without feeling bougie.
- 25:15It's cool.
- 25:17Yeah.
- 25:20But yeah.
- 25:21So that's what they are.
- 25:22I know from working with Kat on getting
- 25:26shirts in the past,
- 25:28TriBlend is the way to go for like
- 25:30workout shirts.
- 25:31So that's kind of what I did.
- 25:35Harry Winkler.
- 25:36So it is not Chartreuse Ed.
- 25:38It is Sapphire.
- 25:41only thing i know about short truths is
- 25:43you can hunt with it or fish with
- 25:44it chartreuse uh baits it's a color i'm
- 25:49not sure what color it is but you
- 25:50got me there if you do any kind
- 25:53of like fishing with artificial bait
- 25:56there's like that comes all the colors and
- 25:59they'll people tell you what fish are
- 26:01hitting right now and be like it's short
- 26:03truths all right cool i'll buy some of
- 26:05those it's um i'm with joseph
- 26:12All good.
- 26:13I just don't do well with a hundred
- 26:14percent cotton.
- 26:15It's blue.
- 26:16It is not a hundred percent cotton.
- 26:18It is a tri-blend.
- 26:20My boy, Chris real,
- 26:22who's going to the games, forty five,
- 26:23forty nine.
- 26:24They did some shirts for him and we
- 26:26got him in last week and I texted
- 26:28him immediately.
- 26:29I was like, dude,
- 26:30these things are so he texted me back.
- 26:34His wife is a trip.
- 26:35I love her to death.
- 26:36She said,
- 26:38if you think my wife was going to
- 26:39let us let my friends and supporters roll
- 26:42and anything,
- 26:42but the softest shirts available,
- 26:44you have lost your mind.
- 26:45I was like, no,
- 26:46I have no problem believing that
- 26:47whatsoever.
- 26:51Well, I did, um,
- 26:54let's actually talk about a little bit of
- 26:56CrossFit.
- 26:57So this morning I did, um,
- 26:59a little bit of leaderboard analysis.
- 27:00Okay.
- 27:02I will say there has been some adjustment
- 27:04on the men's side, uh,
- 27:06but really in the, in the top,
- 27:08it's very little,
- 27:09there's a couple of points here and there.
- 27:11Harry Lightfoot kind of made up the most
- 27:13points at this point.
- 27:15It looks like bill Leahy got a little
- 27:17bit of a penalty on event five.
- 27:20but maybe a minor penalty, not a major.
- 27:24On the women's side, ninth place,
- 27:27Maddie Faust,
- 27:29looks like she got a pretty major penalty
- 27:32on workout one.
- 27:34She went from seven-fifty-five to
- 27:38eight-forty-nine on her time.
- 27:41uh and that dropped her from twenty first
- 27:43to forty fourth that'll do it um making
- 27:47uh a little bit of wave on the
- 27:49leaderboard ariel lowen has jumped from
- 27:52the fifth place tie up to fourth tied
- 27:55with mathilde so the other two have
- 27:59dropped down the sixth okay i haven't
- 28:03looked at any kind of leaderboard stuff at
- 28:05all this entire weekend
- 28:11Well,
- 28:11I took screenshots of the leaderboard last
- 28:12week.
- 28:13Yep, I remember that.
- 28:14And so I was comparing them today.
- 28:17Joseph said,
- 28:18did Ariel Lowen get bumped officially?
- 28:22I don't understand what bumped means,
- 28:23Joseph.
- 28:24Bumped up, Joseph?
- 28:25Because apparently she moved up.
- 28:28Yeah,
- 28:28she is in a tie for fourth right
- 28:31now with Mathilde Garnes.
- 28:32Yeah, he meant bumped up.
- 28:41And now I'm looking at it and she's
- 28:42fallen back down to fifth.
- 28:44Dude.
- 28:46Literally.
- 28:47I looked at this at eleven thirty a.m.
- 28:49or an hour later and it's moved up
- 28:53during quarterfinals.
- 28:56I moved.
- 28:58four places six different times like it
- 29:02moved me up and moving back down it
- 29:03moved me up and moving back down moving
- 29:05up moving back down like i didn't i
- 29:07didn't understand it so i just kind of
- 29:08waited until the whole thing shook out
- 29:09before i actually said okay somebody fell
- 29:12out oh oh claudia gluck dropped a ton
- 29:21yeah she is no longer
- 29:26Holy smokes.
- 29:27She's in seventeenth.
- 29:29Damn.
- 29:30That's a big drop.
- 29:33Yeah.
- 29:35So that moved Janie Chevery into seventh,
- 29:39even with Alex still on the leaderboard.
- 29:45So that means she's really in sixth.
- 29:48Correct.
- 29:48And Burt Gross, Bjorn's daughter,
- 29:51would be the seventh place finisher now.
- 29:56with a three-point lead over Holly Tynum.
- 29:59Carolyn Stanley is up to tenth.
- 30:01She was in twelfth.
- 30:02She was in twelfth, yeah, I remember that.
- 30:05So I did see that Ariel got all
- 30:08five of her videos accepted.
- 30:11She posted that yesterday.
- 30:13Now she's doing a move,
- 30:13and it's because other people get
- 30:14penalties.
- 30:17O'Clock said Nate Ackerman is at eighth.
- 30:19Yeah, that happened like last Friday.
- 30:21But again, it's...
- 30:23It doesn't put him into a qualifying spot
- 30:25yet.
- 30:26And it's very little movement on the men's
- 30:29side,
- 30:29but there is still another week of review.
- 30:32Yeah.
- 30:33So,
- 30:34and I haven't seen anybody else post
- 30:36accepted videos other than Ariel.
- 30:41And I've been scouring Instagram this
- 30:44morning and I didn't see anything.
- 30:47Interesting.
- 30:48That's crazy.
- 30:49The Claudia Gluck thing happened literally
- 30:51within the last hour.
- 30:53I mean, look,
- 30:54at least you know they're looking at it.
- 31:01Amanda says, Bill dropped to eleventh.
- 31:03Yeah, he got,
- 31:05it looked like a minor penalty on event
- 31:06five.
- 31:08That's par for the course for Bill and
- 31:10online competition.
- 31:13Yeah.
- 31:15So, yeah, crazy.
- 31:17Holy cow.
- 31:20So that's where we are.
- 31:21We have another week to go with all
- 31:22that.
- 31:27I watched the Mayhem Road to the Games
- 31:29this morning.
- 31:31Oh.
- 31:32I didn't even know that was a thing.
- 31:34It is a thing,
- 31:35but I didn't watch it.
- 31:37So it looks like they're going to follow
- 31:39their athletes as a Road to the Games
- 31:41series, like Paige and Roman.
- 31:45Really?
- 31:45Mayhem's going to follow their own
- 31:46athletes and put out content about it?
- 31:49That is a...
- 31:50And I'm sure that CrossFit will follow
- 31:52right behind and do the same thing.
- 31:54I was about to say,
- 31:55it sounds like something that CrossFit is
- 31:57probably also going to do and just have
- 32:00it from different angles and be like
- 32:02talking to Roman like this on one camera
- 32:04and then talking to Roman like this on
- 32:05the other camera,
- 32:07basically going to be the same thing.
- 32:10So I watched it and I,
- 32:12and I heard like a lot of good
- 32:13reviews on it.
- 32:15I thought it was a bit long.
- 32:17I thought some of the content was really,
- 32:19really good.
- 32:21think it needed an editing comb one
- 32:25because i'd seen crossfit's version of it
- 32:28already
- 32:30so i don't want to hear this and
- 32:33i'm i'm just picky this way i don't
- 32:35want to hear the same stuff over and
- 32:36over again i don't think that's being
- 32:38picky honestly i mean you're asking for
- 32:40different stories and i get it they're not
- 32:42all in the same editing room together but
- 32:44if you're covering the same people you've
- 32:46got to be aware of the fact that
- 32:48oh what's his face is right there also
- 32:51doing like interviewing the same people
- 32:53like maybe i should go ahead and pivot
- 32:55and go somewhere else because now we're
- 32:57going to be putting out the same content
- 32:59Well,
- 32:59this one was an hour and eleven minutes.
- 33:01Jesus Christ, that does seem a bit long.
- 33:05And so...
- 33:09And they did a lot of,
- 33:10it was really like old school.
- 33:14Here's the event.
- 33:15Let's show some highlights of the event
- 33:17for the men.
- 33:18Okay.
- 33:19Let's talk to the men.
- 33:20Here's the event for the women.
- 33:22Let's show some highlights for the women.
- 33:24Let's talk to the women.
- 33:26Very like formulated like that through the
- 33:28whole thing.
- 33:31It's been a month or six weeks,
- 33:33I don't know, since the event.
- 33:35Do I really need to see the recap
- 33:37of each event again?
- 33:40Spoiler alert.
- 33:43Like most people that are going to watch
- 33:46your documentary have already watched the
- 33:48event.
- 33:48I would say so.
- 33:50Then they've probably watched the CrossFit
- 33:53version of it.
- 33:54Now we're watching it for like the third
- 33:56time.
- 33:57Yeah.
- 34:00which is a lot FYI to see the
- 34:02exact same thing happen over and over and
- 34:03over again.
- 34:08I would guess that mayhem has people that
- 34:10watch their stuff and don't watch CH and
- 34:14vice versa.
- 34:16CrossFit HQ.
- 34:17Is that probably let's go with that.
- 34:20But the people that would watch a mayhem
- 34:22documentary would watch the mayhem
- 34:24classic.
- 34:28And there was a lot of good content
- 34:29in it.
- 34:30A lot of good content.
- 34:31So I'm not saying that it was a
- 34:33bad video at all.
- 34:35I just don't need to see a recap
- 34:37of every event again.
- 34:41Again.
- 34:42We know what happened.
- 34:45It's completely unnecessary.
- 34:47If there was something that happened of
- 34:49significance in a, in an event,
- 34:52I'm sure the athlete's going to talk about
- 34:53it.
- 34:54And maybe you put a highlight of that
- 34:56behind them talking Ben Smith saying,
- 35:01remember remember jason kalipa failing
- 35:03auto snatches take a little clip of that
- 35:05and put it in right here and they
- 35:06did that's perfect like oh yeah and
- 35:10remember when this happened yeah
- 35:12absolutely cut to a clip of that get
- 35:15back out of it go back into the
- 35:16interview well and then this they do that
- 35:18with like lucy campbell where she's like i
- 35:21couldn't do rope climbs like i just
- 35:23couldn't and then they'd show a clip of
- 35:25her not being able to pull her knees
- 35:28up to her chest to be able to
- 35:30get the next
- 35:32That was awesome.
- 35:33I don't need to see the whole damn
- 35:35event.
- 35:37I don't need to.
- 35:38Stand by.
- 35:41and everybody takes off running like i
- 35:43don't need all of that dude like we
- 35:44already we've been through that part of it
- 35:46show me the important stuff show me the
- 35:48part of this show me the part of
- 35:49the workout that you're talking about and
- 35:51then that's it like we don't need to
- 35:53know the rest of it you want to
- 35:54do a little montage i understand that
- 35:56maybe you know hey here's our man athletes
- 35:59doing xyz whatever cool fan that but no
- 36:03we don't need to
- 36:05and here they go and off and you
- 36:07know whoever's got the early lead no dude
- 36:10like that's already out there and we've
- 36:12all seen it yes
- 36:17And Vicky is always just arguing with me
- 36:20for argument's sake.
- 36:21She waited to do it during the show,
- 36:22though, this time.
- 36:23I was about to say,
- 36:24I'm glad she actually did try to do
- 36:25it during the show and not two seconds
- 36:26before we were trying to go on.
- 36:28Just saying.
- 36:32Did you see Hiller's programming of the
- 36:34twenty twenty six CrossFit game?
- 36:35I have.
- 36:36I had it on and then was paying
- 36:40attention and then had to do some work
- 36:42stuff.
- 36:42So I got to kind of distract it.
- 36:44But I want to watch it again.
- 36:46i saw he put the uh heavy dt
- 36:48in there yeah i think like i was
- 36:51i was good with saturday and sunday friday
- 36:55saturday sunday i think i was good with
- 36:58i didn't like his wednesday it was like
- 37:02uh a track and field circuit oh like
- 37:07shot put high jump really um type deal
- 37:14Well, like five events.
- 37:17So a pitathlon.
- 37:18Yeah, I'm trying to look at it here.
- 37:22I have it up on Instagram.
- 37:25Shot put, dead hang, high jump, max L-sit.
- 37:33Consecutively?
- 37:34Like we're moving from one thing to the
- 37:35next?
- 37:36Event two, shot put, event three,
- 37:38dead hang, event four, high jump,
- 37:41event five, L-sit.
- 37:44So, what if he means high jump or,
- 37:45like, a vertical leap?
- 37:47Because high jump is a skill you need
- 37:49to practice.
- 37:50Like, trying to.
- 37:52Well,
- 37:53I think Hiller knows the difference
- 37:54between a vertical and a high jump.
- 37:56Well, that's what I'm saying, dude.
- 37:56Like,
- 37:57it'd be kind of crazy to ask a
- 37:59bunch of whoever, like, hey,
- 38:02I know this high jump thing is an
- 38:03Olympic event in and of itself,
- 38:05all that good stuff,
- 38:06but you guys should be able to handle
- 38:08it.
- 38:08It ought to be fine.
- 38:09Yeah,
- 38:10everybody knows how to do the Fosbury
- 38:11flop.
- 38:12Yeah.
- 38:16Which is the technique to go over the
- 38:18bar with your back over the bar instead
- 38:21of... How fast to run, when to turn.
- 38:27That's a whole thing.
- 38:29I just don't see that.
- 38:31A lot of knocked bars off of the...
- 38:33The one piece I really liked about the
- 38:35day one was his event six,
- 38:37which is how fit are you test.
- 38:40And there was a CrossFit Journal article
- 38:41about how fit you are.
- 38:43And it was like five different things to
- 38:45determine that.
- 38:46One of the elements was taking your one
- 38:49rep max deadlift and some equation and
- 38:53putting it in with your max parallette
- 38:56handstand pushups.
- 38:58And you use a formula between those two
- 39:01elements.
- 39:03um scores and it gives you it puts
- 39:06out a score math i kind of like
- 39:12that because it is an homage to the
- 39:14journal sure um it's and you're getting
- 39:17deadlifts and handstand push-ups in the
- 39:18same workout which is like very
- 39:23contradictory i mean it's also a girl
- 39:26workout
- 39:28well but it's not done in that no
- 39:30i understand that but like that's what i'm
- 39:32saying that it's a classic couplet
- 39:35deadlifts and handstand push-ups now this
- 39:36is you know whatever your max deadlift is
- 39:39and um parallette handstand push-ups which
- 39:43is a whole different thing but still
- 39:46deadlifts and handstand push-ups when it
- 39:47comes down to it and then his event
- 39:49one was the ranch loop which i i
- 39:51bet we'll see some form of some form
- 39:53of yeah
- 39:55And then he actually added Thursday as the
- 39:57swim day,
- 40:00but he just has it as a fifty
- 40:01meter swim and a five hundred meter swim.
- 40:05Two events.
- 40:07Just like a straight fifty meter,
- 40:09how fast can you go?
- 40:10And a straight five hundred.
- 40:11A sprint and a distance.
- 40:15If that's what happens,
- 40:17I would be somewhat disappointed.
- 40:20I would be sorely disappointed,
- 40:22not somewhat.
- 40:24I want swimming stuff or the bar muscle-up
- 40:29swim or a kettlebell workout with swim or
- 40:34something to do at the end.
- 40:37But they can get out of the water
- 40:39and get back in and do something in
- 40:41the meantime.
- 40:41But those are two very big extremes in
- 40:43your swimming.
- 40:45You swim a fifty way different than you
- 40:48swim a five hundred if you know what
- 40:49you're doing.
- 40:51Right.
- 40:51I don't know what I'm doing.
- 40:52I still do it very differently.
- 40:56Yeah.
- 40:57So I get why he did it that
- 40:59way.
- 40:59It just is boring to me.
- 41:01No, I get that.
- 41:04That's what we did at Legends was a
- 41:06fifty meter, basically repeats.
- 41:10Like they took all your time and added
- 41:11it up so the faster you went,
- 41:13the better it was.
- 41:14You could have a lower score.
- 41:16Yeah, I think when Jamie was at Legends,
- 41:20they did hundreds with a kettlebell piece
- 41:24at the end of each hundred.
- 41:27so the two years i went to legends
- 41:29the two times we got in the pool
- 41:30it was just swimming the first time was
- 41:33a like a max distance and whatever time
- 41:35and like your tie break was whatever
- 41:38distance you hit i forget what it was
- 41:39like like that oh yeah i don't believe
- 41:44any of that um
- 41:48Since you just came from PT this morning.
- 41:50Since I just came from physical therapy
- 41:51this morning, yeah.
- 41:53Hopefully,
- 41:53I'll be able to run by the end
- 41:56of the week.
- 41:57I'm super close.
- 41:59Anyway, both years,
- 42:01I was looking for something else to do
- 42:03other than just swim.
- 42:05right swim get out and do some push-ups
- 42:08and get back in a while anything in
- 42:10both years it was that in because i'd
- 42:12heard about the other stuff like they got
- 42:14out and they did like a dumbbell snatch
- 42:15or they got a you know a kettlebell
- 42:16swing or whatever and both times i went
- 42:19it was just let's go ahead and swim
- 42:21and then we'll swim some more yeah that
- 42:27it's just boring to me but it i
- 42:29get it i and actually i'm uh
- 42:32Cows and CrossFit,
- 42:34probably good if we're finding the fittest
- 42:38swimmer, not the fittest person.
- 42:42I think it's a good test.
- 42:43I'm not dogging the test.
- 42:45Yeah.
- 42:46I just want more.
- 42:48I selfishly want more.
- 42:50Yeah, same way.
- 42:52No, it's a good test, dude.
- 42:55To be good at both,
- 42:57you have to be a pretty damn good
- 42:58swimmer.
- 43:00You will be hard-pressed to find a swimmer
- 43:02that's good at both.
- 43:03Right.
- 43:06I was a distance swimmer.
- 43:08I sucked at the fifty.
- 43:09Yeah,
- 43:10but I just wanted to be more than
- 43:13just that.
- 43:15Right.
- 43:15We're looking for the fittest person,
- 43:17not the fittest swimmer.
- 43:20When you swim distance,
- 43:21you're kicking for rhythm.
- 43:24When you're swimming a fifty,
- 43:26you're kicking to propel.
- 43:28To get your ass across the line.
- 43:29Yeah.
- 43:30Yeah.
- 43:31Like they are very different techniques,
- 43:33very different muscle groups,
- 43:36the whole bit.
- 43:38Even if you're swimming the same stroke.
- 43:40There's a sixty seven year old man at
- 43:41the pool that would probably win the five
- 43:43hundred because like he just doesn't.
- 43:46Well, he doesn't stop, dude.
- 43:47Like he gets down and does flip turn,
- 43:49goes back, gets down that end,
- 43:51does flip turn, goes back.
- 43:53And it's just he is like on Metrodome.
- 43:55It is it is insanely cool to watch.
- 43:59I can't do that.
- 44:03I am not that good.
- 44:05Yeah.
- 44:08I feel like the same CrossFitter won both.
- 44:13I don't know.
- 44:13I don't think so.
- 44:15I think in years past, yeah, probably.
- 44:22Now, I don't know.
- 44:24I think on the women's side,
- 44:25you're going to be hard-pressed to beat
- 44:27Lucy on either one of these just because
- 44:29her technique is so good.
- 44:31But if like Amanda Barnhart was in the
- 44:33field and Lucy and like other people who
- 44:37have a swimming background,
- 44:39I think there would be a different winner
- 44:42in the two.
- 44:43I think there's enough different swimmers
- 44:45on the men's side because Sprague used to
- 44:48swim.
- 44:49Ty used to swim.
- 44:51I think you might get a different winner
- 44:54on the men's side.
- 44:55You're much more likely to get a different
- 44:57winner on the men's side with that just
- 44:59because everybody's background.
- 45:00Yeah, I would say so.
- 45:02But Lucy swam at like the highest level.
- 45:04Like it's going to be just her technique
- 45:07alone is going to give her a big
- 45:11advantage.
- 45:12Yep.
- 45:15Okay.
- 45:16So there's that.
- 45:18And we're all over the place today.
- 45:21Everyone should know how to swim.
- 45:23I do not disagree with you, Barry.
- 45:28And I think it needs to be a
- 45:29part of the test.
- 45:30Yes.
- 45:32But when Dave said in his interview the
- 45:34other day with Saxon that his – Saxon
- 45:39asked him,
- 45:40what event would you want thirty people to
- 45:43do that was at the twenty twenty games?
- 45:47And he said swimming stuff that was
- 45:50gnarly.
- 45:52It was gnarly to watch, dude.
- 45:54Like I remember that one clearly.
- 45:58And for him to say that that quickly
- 46:00makes me believe we're more in line for
- 46:04something like that.
- 46:06Yes.
- 46:10Ortega swims for survival and to illegally
- 46:13get into countries, not for sport.
- 46:15I mean, that's fair.
- 46:19Yeah.
- 46:20Ortega has, uh, wrote a VW bug, um,
- 46:23across the Caribbean or the Gulf of
- 46:27Mexico.
- 46:28Just kidding.
- 46:32When I lived in Florida there, there was,
- 46:34uh,
- 46:36I think it was a Haitian group that
- 46:38were trying to float a VW bug across
- 46:40the Gulf of Mexico.
- 46:42They float.
- 46:43No one's there.
- 46:46Yeah.
- 46:47Um,
- 46:50guess that's it for today i have a
- 46:51couple more things but we there's not a
- 46:53whole lot going on until this leaderboard
- 46:54finalizes yeah um so i'll save some of
- 46:59this for tomorrow hey go look on your
- 47:02collage dale instagram i sent a video we
- 47:05can talk about that for a second because
- 47:07it's hilarious um
- 47:14I just closed that down because I thought
- 47:16we were done with the show.
- 47:17Well, my bad.
- 47:19I sent it to you and I sent
- 47:20it to Winner because she's the police.
- 47:24Is this safe to play on our show?
- 47:28Yeah.
- 47:28Are you going to get me demonetized?
- 47:30No.
- 47:30Let's get it!
- 47:44Let's get it!
- 47:44You better go faster!
- 47:46Woo!
- 47:46Woo!
- 48:12Wait for the end.
- 48:13Wait for the end.
- 48:14What's good?
- 48:16Roll over.
- 48:21You took the L is what you did.
- 48:36You took the L is what you did.
- 48:39So I wanted to play that because I
- 48:41wanted to play that right quick because I
- 48:43wanted to let people know that if you
- 48:45are running from the police for whatever
- 48:47reason and they are wooing and let's get
- 48:52it while they are chasing you, just stop.
- 48:56Just stop because you are not going to
- 48:57win that fight.
- 48:58That is not a thing that's going to
- 49:00happen whatsoever.
- 49:01I didn't know Ric Flair was a cop
- 49:03in his younger days.
- 49:03Right?
- 49:04Woo!
- 49:05Just getting after it, dude.
- 49:09You've got to run faster.
- 49:10You've got to run faster.
- 49:12He wasn't even breathing hard,
- 49:14just chasing him down, screaming at him.
- 49:17If you are a criminal,
- 49:18if you happen to be a fan of
- 49:19this show, first of all, thank you.
- 49:22Secondly,
- 49:23you might want to just reconsider your
- 49:25options.
- 49:26We'd definitely get into that.
- 49:32body cams if the cop is going woo
- 49:35behind me i'm like and they're excited
- 49:38about the chase yeah probably time to get
- 49:41that on my knees put my hands behind
- 49:43my head you know what i'm sorry position
- 49:47just let me right there you go ahead
- 49:49put the cuffs on me i'm i'm good
- 49:51my bad i didn't even mean whatever i
- 49:54just did my bad completely
- 49:56If that's happened,
- 49:57that's a more precarious situation than my
- 50:00drawers falling down while I had my hands
- 50:02full of groceries.
- 50:03Both things will get you on the
- 50:04neighborhood app.
- 50:08Both things will definitely get you on the
- 50:10neighborhood app.
- 50:10I can promise that.
- 50:16I wish I could show you guys some
- 50:18stuff.
- 50:19I am sure you have a lot in
- 50:22the database.
- 50:23I have no doubt whatsoever.
- 50:29Oh, I got to yell, let's climb something.
- 50:32Come on, find a fence.
- 50:34Let's get over.
- 50:39And yes, Ortega is completely correct.
- 50:41That dude has been waiting for some for
- 50:43that opportunity.
- 50:45Yeah,
- 50:45I just want to know what pre-workout he
- 50:47takes before a shift.
- 50:49Bro.
- 50:49Because I need to get me some of
- 50:51that.
- 50:51That's the middle of the night.
- 50:54Like, bro, that dude is wired.
- 50:57You understand?
- 50:57Wired to the gills.
- 51:01Perp needs CrossFit for criminals forging
- 51:03elite felonies.
- 51:08but if you can't outrun the cop and
- 51:11he's yelling at you like while he's going
- 51:13and it seems to be enjoying his time
- 51:16yeah just stop just you're not gonna win
- 51:18that fight because you took the l yeah
- 51:24you took that what's good
- 51:31Man,
- 51:31that is so much like a cross of
- 51:33pro wrestling and crime fighting.
- 51:36Absolutely.
- 51:37Absolutely.
- 51:39Marvel needs to grab that guy and make
- 51:41a superhero.
- 51:42Yeah.
- 51:43That's the other thing.
- 51:44So Clark's got a point.
- 51:46The cops are wearing like thirty-something
- 51:47pounds of gear between the belt and the
- 51:49vest and whatever else.
- 51:54And Winter's right.
- 51:55He drank his third Z the night before,
- 51:56for sure.
- 51:57A hundred percent.
- 51:58That dude sleeps like a baby.
- 52:00Yeah,
- 52:01and he uses code Jazzy to get fifteen
- 52:03percent off.
- 52:05He actually probably doesn't sleep like a
- 52:06baby.
- 52:06Babies don't usually sleep that well.
- 52:08He probably sleeps like an old person.
- 52:10You think he took some progenics to the
- 52:12dome?
- 52:12Just straight up dry scoop.
- 52:15Yeah.
- 52:16He's probably still got some of that old
- 52:17Jack three D from back in the day.
- 52:20Scoop of that stuff.
- 52:21I had you freaking you.
- 52:24He does push ups during the morning brief.
- 52:27No.
- 52:27Yeah.
- 52:27Look, just.
- 52:30You let us know when you're ready to
- 52:31go.
- 52:31Who's ready?
- 52:31I'm ready.
- 52:32Are you ready?
- 52:32Cool, I'm ready.
- 52:33Let's go.
- 52:33Let's clean up this city.
- 52:37That is fantastic.
- 52:40That is absolutely fantastic.
- 52:42Anyway,
- 52:43I thought we should share that because I
- 52:44thought it was absolutely fun.
- 52:45And hey, not going to get us demonetized.
- 52:50No, that guy had his own soundtrack.
- 52:52Yeah, a hundred percent.
- 52:53All right, guys.
- 52:56Well,
- 52:57that was a great way to end the
- 52:58show.
- 52:59be here all week we'll have some more
- 53:01stuff to talk about some rumors and
- 53:04speculation circling we'll talk about that
- 53:07do all that kind of stuff but for
- 53:09now what what do you what do you
- 53:11say stay jazzy you wouldn't wait to get
- 53:15to the editing room to jazz me up
- 53:18i'm already jazzy
- 53:29Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
- 53:30saddle.
- 53:31Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
- 53:32saddle.
- 53:33Talking to reps,
- 53:34real life strength in the battle.
- 53:37From the gym to the screen, yeah,
- 53:39we cover it all.
- 53:42Midday motivation every time we press
- 53:44call.
- 53:46Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy,
- 53:48bring the heat.
- 53:49CrossFit, movies, music on repeat.
- 53:51Half hour hustle, yeah,
- 53:52we building that brand.
- 53:53Grab a plate, shoot it,
- 53:54now you're part of the