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BONUS: Let’s Play The Christmas Family Feud (with Food Fights)! · Untraditionally Lala

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous, Welcome to the bonus episode of the Give
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  Speaker 1: Them All Up Podcast. Because there were so many people
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  Speaker 1: that wrote in about their Christmas beauting, I thought we
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  Speaker 1: gotta go into a bonus because they're actually really funny.
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  Speaker 1: And I think they're funny because I've created like the
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  Speaker 1: scenario in my mind. Yeah, kind of like the uncle
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  Speaker 1: who threw the full turkey at the tree.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I hope there weren't glass ornaments on it.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I was thinking. They're all shattering.
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  Speaker 3: I would be worried about being fed to clean up
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  Speaker 3: the mess, like.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like that.
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  Speaker 1: I would be watching Christmas Vacation and the grandpa lights
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  Speaker 1: his cigar and blows up the whole tree. Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the little lights aren't twinkling. He worked really hard, Grandma
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  Speaker 1: or Grandpa washing.
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  Speaker 5: Machine, you guys know, verbatim every you know, Dad knew
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  Speaker 5: the entire Chevy Chase rant he did where he's like, Hellelujah, holy.
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  Speaker 6: Ship, where's the sounds like you.
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  Speaker 3: Like he could do it.
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  Speaker 1: Verb brainless, dickless headed like he knew the whole rant.
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  Speaker 4: I think that's because how he felt.
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  Speaker 6: And you know, Chevy, you know that was ab lipped.
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  Speaker 3: It had to you can't.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, you can't read that, and then go, okay, let
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  Speaker 7: me re say it like you just gotta go.
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  Speaker 1: You just have to like go for it and make incredible.
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  Speaker 1: I mean still to this day it's the greatest Christmas movie.
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  Speaker 4: Of all time.
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  Speaker 3: Oh it is, for sure in my opinion.
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  Speaker 1: In my opinion as well. But as we've learned, my
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  Speaker 1: opinions are facts, so are my feelings.
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  Speaker 4: Oh God, just kidding you guys, really not. But I
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  Speaker 4: have learned that when I am the wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Like the other day, you guys told me and I
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  Speaker 1: it was in Hawaii, and I was like losing it,
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  Speaker 1: and you guys told me that I was being not
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  Speaker 1: very nice, and I said, you just need to take
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  Speaker 1: it and you go to know, and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I know that how I'm feeling. It's not I know,
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  Speaker 1: it's my fault. I know I'm incorrect, but you just
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  Speaker 1: have to take it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it was about the keys, the dumb keys, I know,
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  Speaker 2: and you were so worried.
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  Speaker 3: Well with the tsunami comes, It's like I promise you that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we spent all of our Hawaiian vacation watching tsunami
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  Speaker 1: movies and documentaries. So yes, I was very concerned, and
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  Speaker 1: I said to you, guys, the key is not in
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  Speaker 1: the basket. And I've told you multiple times that should
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  Speaker 1: we hear the tsunami alarm, the keys need to be
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  Speaker 1: there so that we can implement the plan that we so.
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  Speaker 4: Carefully thought out.
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  Speaker 1: I grab Sosa, Lisa is in charge of getting Ocean
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  Speaker 1: into the car.
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  Speaker 4: No one needs to be buckled in.
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  Speaker 1: Easton can grab the keys, and we're off to the races,
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  Speaker 1: getting up to uh, the mountain of where food Land is.
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  Speaker 1: And I go to get the keys and they're not there.
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  Speaker 1: Should if there would have been warning they were in
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  Speaker 1: the car.
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  Speaker 4: But it doesn't matter. We would have spent hours trying
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  Speaker 4: to find them, hours.
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  Speaker 7: Trying to find them. We're lucky we weren't spending hours
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  Speaker 7: trying to find the car. Scoot scoot gone, car gone.
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  Speaker 7: Holy shit, we would have been fucked.
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  Speaker 3: Your hair looks fine, No it doesn't.
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  Speaker 4: I can see all these like little hair.
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  Speaker 3: And days get hard. It is what it is, life.
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  Speaker 4: Life's I didn't even think about it being stolen.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that was my first thing.
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  Speaker 7: When you were like they were in the car, I
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  Speaker 7: was like, I'm not even gonna say anything, but thank god,
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  Speaker 7: the car was there because they could have.
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  Speaker 3: Jumped the fence.
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  Speaker 4: The car.
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  Speaker 3: A car is a car, and I'm going to tell
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  Speaker 3: you those cars.
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  Speaker 1: We're not looking for lambows on the They want the scooters.
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  Speaker 3: And whatever car my little Pronto, they'll steal the Chrysler.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of the Pronto, I think you've come up with
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  Speaker 2: a grand idea. You buy another one when we go
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  Speaker 2: the next time, and then.
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  Speaker 3: Every year.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's a genius idea.
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  Speaker 1: And what what I have learned is it doesn't need
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  Speaker 1: to be Christmas to have an epic feud. If you
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  Speaker 1: live in the Birmingham household, you're feuding every single day.
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  Speaker 6: But it's always about keys. Where are the keys?
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  Speaker 3: No, our feuds aren't like personal attacks. That's why there's
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  Speaker 3: no no.
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  Speaker 4: But the ones that people wrote in are definitely intense.
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  Speaker 3: Should we start, Yes, I'm ready.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just confused how so many people are down to
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  Speaker 1: just like throw fists.
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  Speaker 3: They're watching a lot of housewives.
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  Speaker 4: Do you think I think.
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  Speaker 1: There's there's I think there's alcohol consumed during this time
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  Speaker 1: of I think you're right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think a lot of egg down the hatch.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Oh Dad loved.
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  Speaker 4: You Spike his no who knows, No, don't.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know about that.
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  Speaker 6: I wasn't a big drinker then.
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  Speaker 7: Oh guess why he never spiked it because he'd always
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  Speaker 7: tell me to try it because he was trying.
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  Speaker 3: To push the eggnog with a bit of sprite. Oh
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  Speaker 3: you remember that. Yeah, you try that, and I try
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  Speaker 3: it was I mean it was good. I think I'd
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  Speaker 3: like it more now than when I was eighteen. But yeah,
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  Speaker 3: doing that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And he also was very into during Christmas time,
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  Speaker 1: he started drinking red wine with a little coke in it,
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  Speaker 1: not cocaine, Coca cola. Yeah, you're right. That was a
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  Speaker 1: weird thing that he started doing.
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  Speaker 3: You know what.
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  Speaker 6: Somebody introduced him to it and he loved it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean it's probably the Mormon version of like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, it's like having a dirty soda, having.
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  Speaker 2: Dirty because you don't put a good burlow in with
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  Speaker 2: a coke.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I know my dad well, And he could have been
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  Speaker 1: a billionaire or a no air at all, and he
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  Speaker 1: was still buying bottom shelf whatever.
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  Speaker 4: He was a big fan of the saving money.
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  Speaker 1: I would send him out to get like cold medicine,
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  Speaker 1: and he would always come back with this store with
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  Speaker 1: the store brand and make me. And I'd be like, Dad, like,
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  Speaker 1: why didn't you get me nay quill?
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  Speaker 4: And He's like, well there's look at the ingredients. It's
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  Speaker 4: the exact same but cheaper.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm alright, Well, he's the one that wants you
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  Speaker 2: to get a Corolla for your first car.
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  Speaker 4: He's the one that toilet paper.
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  Speaker 7: I do that, but the knockoff medications like America's bad.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what it is.
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  Speaker 4: Who knows, but you don't.
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  Speaker 3: I'm the Kroger brand because it's great. I can't go,
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  Speaker 3: go go, No.
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  Speaker 2: Can I tell you my pet Peeve in Hawaii tell
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  Speaker 2: us the one play toilet paper.
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  Speaker 4: It's my whole entire bottom half is tore up.
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  Speaker 2: And I send Eastern to the store to get two
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  Speaker 2: play too far?
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  Speaker 3: What did you want me to do?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have any No, Hawaii is a big fan
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  Speaker 1: of the Scott toilet paper I went to get.
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  Speaker 3: I could have got Sharman. I could have got Sharman.
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  Speaker 4: Why didn't you?
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  Speaker 7: I've gotten charmed sixteen fucking rolls for two days.
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  Speaker 3: No, we should have got it. The first table went.
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  Speaker 7: I just bought the four because they didn't have any
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  Speaker 7: other things. In the floor, and I thought we leave
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  Speaker 7: on Saturday and it's Thursday. I don't care that much
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  Speaker 7: about sixteen, so that I.
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  Speaker 6: Thought they only had one ply on the island.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, here we are sitting all over.
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  Speaker 6: Sorry, sorry, but they didn't.
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  Speaker 3: I mean they had one box, that was it.
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  Speaker 7: So whoever is there, it's like COVID for them, they're
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  Speaker 7: still buying up the toilet paper.
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  Speaker 1: You can't even make an excuse because even in Palm Springs,
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  Speaker 1: I sent you out to get toilet paper and you
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  Speaker 1: got one ply.
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  Speaker 4: And I could not believe.
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  Speaker 2: Scot is the best. So guess what he has all
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  Speaker 2: the Scott in his bathroom and he can enjoy.
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  Speaker 4: I wonder if Scott will sponsor the podcast.
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  Speaker 6: Now we're.
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  Speaker 4: No, but it reminded me of like going to.
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  Speaker 3: School, you know, or to the airport.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, it's the worst. This this person said.
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  Speaker 1: The family feud usually has to do it is what
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  Speaker 1: she said. Deciding which families to visit is always a feud,
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  Speaker 1: especially hard when you have divorced parents.
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  Speaker 4: That would be really hard. Here's what I.
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  Speaker 3: Think, Brandon or brother.
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  Speaker 1: He did, yes, but imagine this, It's like four Christmases
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  Speaker 1: because you've got you're now married, and if both sides
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  Speaker 1: have divorced parents, you got to have four Christmases.
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  Speaker 4: To me, I kind of like that kind of day.
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  Speaker 1: Like I always loved going to Grandma's house over Mimi's house.
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  Speaker 1: Don't be offended them and it has nothing to do
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  Speaker 1: with mem Okay, well here we go, because my mom's
• 8:40
  Speaker 1: at Memi and Bob's. It was like fine china, crystal ware,
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  Speaker 1: a pristine just set.
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  Speaker 6: Up eating at nine o'clock at night.
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  Speaker 1: It was very intense for children, especially Grandma's house. We
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  Speaker 1: were eating out of like the ten things that you
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  Speaker 1: buy at the grocery store. For many people it paper plates.
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  Speaker 1: It was just as a kid, I enjoyed going there
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  Speaker 1: because there were a lot of cousins.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it was a nice balance.
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  Speaker 7: I just hated getting home to play with all of
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  Speaker 7: my new Christmas toys, but we had family time.
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  Speaker 3: Fuck, I love it.
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  Speaker 1: I fought with my mom because she refused to acknowledge
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  Speaker 1: my step kids at Christmas.
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  Speaker 6: What a bitch.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, sorry, I don't mean to call you, but what
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  Speaker 4: a bit.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean I've had step kids at one
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  Speaker 1: point in time, and I think I would also be
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  Speaker 1: furious if my mother chose to just not acknowledge their presence.
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  Speaker 1: It's like their children, they literally have no say in
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  Speaker 1: the matter.
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  Speaker 3: Meanwhile, you're sleeping and she wanted to sleep over every
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  Speaker 3: night with you.
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  Speaker 4: Are you talking about.
• 9:46
  Speaker 3: You were sleeping with righte fry.
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  Speaker 4: You were a great bonus.
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: I know we still see them all the time. You
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  Speaker 1: were You were a fabulous bonus grandma. And that's like,
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  Speaker 1: that's one thing that that is is step children because
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  Speaker 1: you feel like it's a personal attack because.
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  Speaker 4: They the grandma thing. I don't understand.
• 10:07
  Speaker 1: But becoming a step mom, you look at the way
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  Speaker 1: your partner looks at the children and you think, wow,
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  Speaker 1: this other woman.
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  Speaker 4: Gave him these kids that he will.
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  Speaker 1: Never love anything more than that, right, And when you
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: don't have kids, you don't realize that, Like it doesn't
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  Speaker 1: mean he loves the ex wife. No, he just loves
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  Speaker 1: his children. And the kids have zero say. They just
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  Speaker 1: like arrived on planet Earth because you two decided to
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  Speaker 1: fuck each other and then not stay together.
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  Speaker 4: Make it pleasant.
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  Speaker 1: Ye acknowledge if I ever have stepchildren, it'll be such
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  Speaker 1: a different ballgame. And I've spoken about this, like I
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  Speaker 1: will have the exes back through thick and thin, because
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: that's what I would hope for when my children take
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  Speaker 1: on a step person.
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  Speaker 7: If somebody you know, like step kids over, like say
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  Speaker 7: you did, and he brought his other kids over. I'm
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  Speaker 7: the type of person who is going to make the
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  Speaker 7: other step kids feel more at home because I want them.
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  Speaker 4: To, because you're already feeling out.
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  Speaker 3: Of like you couldn't feel more out of place.
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  Speaker 7: So I am going to step the line to make
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  Speaker 7: you feel so comfortable.
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  Speaker 4: You're great at that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm biting my tongue at that.
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: That old bad she is called an old bag to.
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  Speaker 4: My vegan brother.
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  Speaker 1: My vegan brother sat everyone down and told us all
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: how we were murderers.
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  Speaker 7: I was, hey, I I there is such thing as
• 11:37
  Speaker 7: too much meat in a diet. I really do people
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  Speaker 7: who eat meat every day?
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  Speaker 2: You know, I don't know how people eat like a
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  Speaker 2: drumstick like that's the chicken leg like or.
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  Speaker 3: Wings all of that.
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  Speaker 6: I can't that but disgusting.
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  Speaker 3: But you got to enjoy it.
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  Speaker 7: You need I know we've and you have to have
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  Speaker 7: it in your diet because if you don't, you feel like.
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  Speaker 1: There are some vegetarians or vegans that are like you
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: don't have to you can supplement with this, that and
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: the other. But then there are other people on the
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: other end who say there are specific blood types and
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: other scientific jargon goes into it to where there are
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  Speaker 1: certain people who absolutely have to have some sort of meeting.
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  Speaker 3: Once a week.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe, well that's all I need, according to this vegan brother,
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  Speaker 1: you're a fucking murderer.
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  Speaker 3: Well I need it for my loins.
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: My sister showed my boss her boobs. Haven't talked to
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  Speaker 1: my sister in three years now. I can read my
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: sister show my boss her boobs and they haven't spoken
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  Speaker 1: in three years.
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  Speaker 6: She was probably a little tipsy, but like, what does
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  Speaker 6: she do?
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  Speaker 4: Like it like girls gone Wild? Is it just one
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  Speaker 4: t it? Like I want to know and why?
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  Speaker 1: And why were they like having a little did they go,
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  Speaker 1: you know, into another room and she was like, I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to show you my.
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  Speaker 4: Boobs now, to show you my boobs, She's.
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  Speaker 1: Like, Clark, you've been a very good boy and I'm
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  Speaker 1: vibing with you.
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  Speaker 3: So here are my headlights, so you get to.
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  Speaker 4: See my boobs.
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  Speaker 6: What interesting?
• 13:15
  Speaker 4: It's so interesting?
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  Speaker 1: And did this woman get fired or did she get
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: a promotion after? Because if you got promoted, you should definitely.
• 13:21
  Speaker 6: Talk to your sister.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe, yeah, don't you?
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  Speaker 6: And I wondered maybe she had just gotten a new
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  Speaker 6: boob job or something.
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  Speaker 3: Right shut off.
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  Speaker 4: When you get a new boob job, you do want
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  Speaker 4: to show them off.
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  Speaker 1: My first Christmas after my parents split up in November,
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  Speaker 1: I was eleven, bro was eighteen. My bro had a
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  Speaker 1: melt down and started throwing mandarin orges against the wall.
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  Speaker 4: One hit me and I fell down the stairs.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that night my uncle also passed out, and to
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: just wait, good times.
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  Speaker 4: Can I'll tell you what I was reminding me of.
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  Speaker 3: A picture the neighbors that you went to after a call.
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  Speaker 3: I picture. I don't want to say his name, but
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  Speaker 3: I know, picture him.
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  Speaker 1: The place I'm picturing him, and then the little kid
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  Speaker 1: or the brother, Oh he was eighteen throwing mans in
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  Speaker 1: oranges even better. But in my mind it's four Christmases
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  Speaker 1: after the little boy doesn't get what he wants and
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  Speaker 1: he starts taking off his clothes and and the mom
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  Speaker 1: is like, he tands to streak. When he gets up sicked,
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  Speaker 1: he's like throwing shit buttony ki. I'm picturing it that
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: And then I imagine orangeting a little girl. But they
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: played in slow mow like it's something really hard and
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: she just ella falls down the stairs.
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  Speaker 4: These are so funny?
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: Crazy or asleep at this?
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  Speaker 6: Can I tell you?
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  Speaker 2: Always tell I would have my mom's and dad's side
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  Speaker 2: of the family over for Christmas Eve when you guys
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: were little. Yeah, and they would stay literally till one
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  Speaker 2: o'clock in the morning, having their wine and chatting.
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  Speaker 4: He's getting schnockered.
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  Speaker 6: They don't have I still had to put Sanna gifts
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  Speaker 6: together and.
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  Speaker 1: Out little self awareness, so rude, you know, class I'd.
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  Speaker 2: Used them, That's what I would have done. And I
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: had to do dishes. So I'm in the kitchen doing
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  Speaker 2: dishes and they're all having again.
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  Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, no, you should have done things differently.
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  Speaker 7: Well that, but dishes. When people are doing dishes, that's
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  Speaker 7: not a key that the night is over. If I
• 15:22
  Speaker 7: would have seen you starting to build shit, I'd have
• 15:24
  Speaker 7: been like, all right, let's get out of here.
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  Speaker 3: You should have started building and then done the dishes,
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: because dishes is like the Yeah, the night is, the
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: dinner's over.
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  Speaker 6: But the night literally it'd be one o'clock in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: If I saw you putting together gifts, don't give you
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  Speaker 3: credit for what you did.
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  Speaker 2: And then I had another time where Dad had some
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: friends over and they got schnockered.
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  Speaker 4: And it was getting schnockered three o'clock.
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  Speaker 2: In the morning, I swear to you, and you were
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: a new baby, you were three months old. I had
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: gone up to bed and got up to feed you
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  Speaker 2: and they were still downstairs.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know why you're bitching about that, like she's
• 16:01
  Speaker 7: gonna wake up Christmas morning like rip on.
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  Speaker 3: But I remember about that.
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  Speaker 7: I know.
• 16:05
  Speaker 6: No, I was getting up.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: No, the day was no.
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: I mean Sosa right now. She she's up.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: And ready to go around six, six thirty and then
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: she'll go down for a nap around eight. So yeah, no,
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: that's I would be exhausted.
• 16:21
  Speaker 6: You know what.
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: Let's take this moment to say things.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: Thank you putting on such a fantastic Christmas time for us.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: You really did come. Loved Christmas.
• 16:30
  Speaker 7: I had sit on the stairs with the French doors closed, yeah,
• 16:34
  Speaker 7: so I.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: Could get my video camera house so I could film
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: you guys seeing your gifts.
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was great. It was very and I love decorating.
• 16:42
  Speaker 6: I love the whole thing, but.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Not only like of course, the gifts were really fun
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: as a kid, and like they were so spectacular that
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: I always thought Santa Claus was real because I thought,
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: how could he not be? But not only did you
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: and Dad provide that, but you also provided the feeling
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: of Christmas.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: That's the one thing, like the feeling of it.
• 17:01
  Speaker 7: You every Christmas I can remember, thus waking them up,
• 17:06
  Speaker 7: sitting on the stairs where Santa eight days and milk, yeah,
• 17:11
  Speaker 7: and then me and you're just sitting there and thank
• 17:13
  Speaker 7: you for you need some praise on this too, because
• 17:17
  Speaker 7: your experience was ruined well before mine, and you did
• 17:20
  Speaker 7: very well to make me still believe.
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: So very good on you. I don't think you get
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: enough crisic. Well, thank you so.
• 17:26
  Speaker 7: But yeah, like walking through the two French doors as
• 17:30
  Speaker 7: moms backing up.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: The gifts are all great, but after that.
• 17:34
  Speaker 7: One point of walking through, I forget everything because everything
• 17:37
  Speaker 7: was so chaotic after that. But I remember every Christmas
• 17:40
  Speaker 7: like just walking down and like doing that and that experience.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: I think that's what's I think it's really important to also,
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: and I know that Christmas is now considered a commercial holiday,
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: which is it's fine, It's not really what I would
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: prefer for me It's much more sentimental than that and
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: why we celebrate.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: I'm not religious, I'm spiritual.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: But for me, it was the feeling of Christmas time
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: rolling around that I've been able to carry with me through. Okay,
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Santa is not real anymore, but it didn't matter, because
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: that wasn't what made Christmas special to me. It was
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: like the feeling that you and Dad provided and the
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: traditions that we did. That's what I hope to have
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: with Sosa and Ocean that well, beyond finding out that
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: you know, Sanna is not real and just gifts are
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: being given for who the fuck knows.
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: Why, right, Because the other thing feeling.
• 18:26
  Speaker 7: Elmer like that is the other thing I could. I
• 18:30
  Speaker 7: don't know what the fuck I got, but there were
• 18:32
  Speaker 7: times where like he would leave me a sucker, but
• 18:34
  Speaker 7: it was just like, I mean, I got amazing things,
• 18:37
  Speaker 7: but it was as simple as I got like a
• 18:40
  Speaker 7: bag of candy one day. Yeah, And I couldn't be.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: More excited because of just the experience of where.
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: Do you keep elmer?
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: And that is the fun thing. It was more the gifts,
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: that's the other thing. And I spoke about that. Don't
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: stress about the gifts it's the production of what you're
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: giving them is the meaningful thing.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and my favorite thing was when we would go
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: downtown before Christmas because when you guys got older, that's
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: what we did, and we go with the Ressins, I remember,
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: and we'd go on chocolate and Christmas lights.
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: We'd have dinner downtown.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: It was so much fun, the little Grand America.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: We'd go to Grand America, we'd go to the Maria,
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: we'd go to Olive Garden.
• 19:15
  Speaker 6: Think about it.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: We did so many different things, but we'd always go
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: downtown and have dinner, go see the Christmas lights, get
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: hot chocolate.
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: It was so it was so fun and so cute.
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: And that's what got us into the Christmas spirit too.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Well. I remember also doing that, and then me.
• 19:31
  Speaker 7: Zach and Bart and Dad still would walk over to
• 19:35
  Speaker 7: the Grand America in that bar. I can't remember that
• 19:37
  Speaker 7: little bar, but that was so Christmas like Christmasy to
• 19:41
  Speaker 7: me because you're walking down that hall, two big trees
• 19:44
  Speaker 7: and then you just go in and there's garlands everywhere.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: It just like it was so fun.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and remember we would also stay downtown overnight. Yeah, yeah,
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: during December.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's just.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Little things that that stick with me that I want
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: to do for so in ocean. Back to feuds and
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: being raunchy.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: I love this.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: I slept with my brother's friend at my parents' house
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: while we had a party.
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: I love how just.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Nonchal she wrote this, does know? I mean you should
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: probably let me know, babe, because.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: We posted this started.
• 20:21
  Speaker 7: Because if your brother doesn't know, you're about to a friendship.
• 20:25
  Speaker 7: Because I couldn't look at my buddy and be like,
• 20:27
  Speaker 7: you fucked my sister.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: My guy, you're either, I'd be so weird it now.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: I remember when she I think it was Katie after
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: my dad's wake. Katie was like, yeah, she was sitting
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: on your brother's lap and flirting with him, and I
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: about had her head on a platter.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: No, I think she's just I know she should have
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: I love I do too.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: She knows my security blanket. I texted her that this morning.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: I was like, by the way, I love you, thank
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: you for taking care of me in the group chat.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: She knows group chat's overwhelmed me, so she let the
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: group know.
• 20:58
  Speaker 6: No, She's this sweet and I love her mother.
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: She's my last whole family mom.
• 21:03
  Speaker 7: She's my best friend right the only Yeah, Ron and
• 21:07
  Speaker 7: Brock brought Now the whole Fami is part of the POSA.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: There's a special place in my heart for Ron. He's
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: just like Dad. That's the exact thing.
• 21:14
  Speaker 7: Like he was just talking when we were there, and
• 21:15
  Speaker 7: I was like, I'm fucking talking with my dad right now.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: This is wild.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: I love Ron. I love that whole family owners to.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: My cousin punched me in the face for accidentally opening
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: her gift when I was ten.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: How old was she?
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: I'm assuming ten, Yeah, because I'm assuming they were both ten.
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: She was probably twenty one punching her little sister. That
• 21:36
  Speaker 6: was fucking my gift.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: I see you doing.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: My family does monopoly every year, and if someone isn't crying,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: we don't play. That's no one's crying and having a meltdown.
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: No monopoly for any of you.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: There's nothing funnier than kids sobbing and losing their shit
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: on Christmas. This one's a long one, so I saved
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: it for last. Five years ago, my grandma's dementia was
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: starting to get whole line.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: It may be sad.
• 22:02
  Speaker 6: Oh I had one of those two.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Okay, this one's sentimental, all right, that's not five years ago.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: My grandma's dementia was starting to get worse. She couldn't
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: recognize new faces, but remembered who we were, just not
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: how we were related. All evening she was obsessively checking
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: out my boyfriend and asking everyone repeatedly who was that
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: hung December twenty fifth is also my boyfriend's birthday. While
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: singing Happy Birthday, Grandma couldn't contain it anymore and ran up,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: hopped on his lap, grabbed his face, and planted a huge,
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: semi lengthy, wet kiss that was long enough for it
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: to feel uncomfortable.
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: Right on his lips.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: It's one of my Grammy. It's one of my favorite
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: memories of her. My boyfriends maybe not so much.
• 22:49
  Speaker 6: Lol.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: He said he has.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: Therapy, has therapy, and.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: He said she you had for sure licked her lips
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: several times beforehand. Grandma was a great time all the
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: way to the end, even tearing through the old folks
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: home she lived in. Very christmast While I'm fam hope
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: no one's grandma gives any of you a wet kiss
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: on the lips. It's reminding me of Christmas vacation. The Grandma,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: She's like, what do you want to say?
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: Grace great, she died thirty years ago. And then she's
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: like great that.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: She starts fa, I love that show it.
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: No, that's her grandma. Couldn't you imagine that woman being like,
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: who's that hunk?
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: With her little brain.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: As she packed up her fucking cat as a gift
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: and just.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: Licking her lips. I can picture at least she didn't tongue.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: That was a great one to end on.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: That was I can picture it all, and everyone, you
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: guys gave me tremendous laughs. I actually now encourage. I
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: can't wait for next. You just say who was punched
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: in the face? Whose grandma showed the boyfriend or pussy?
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: I don't know what the fuck is next.
• 24:07
  Speaker 6: I can't.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: My mom is acting like she's clutching her pearls.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: I don't talk to this all of my stuff.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: Calm down? Is if I don't talk this way?
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: She's like, oh, Chris Bush, it's Chris Brush.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: No, it's New Yek.
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: But Christmas is coming gone bet ye you guys, I
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: love you.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Thanks for listening to another episode of the Give Them
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Lap Podcast.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: We'll catch you next week. Bye bye,