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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Geoff Schwartz GETS KICKED OFF THE SHOW + Eagles CLEARLY lost to 49ers on purpose · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: On today's show, we'll tell you why the Eagles should
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  Speaker 1: have lost by more to the forty nine ers.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, roll the intro, all right, alright, yo yo.
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  Speaker 1: Yo, or Your Life from Philly. It's the number one
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  Speaker 1: Foolsco here with Tony Fosco and Tony Yo. Huge show today.
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  Speaker 1: But first, oh yeah, huge announcement. Oh yeah people, we
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  Speaker 1: just released our first ever holiday Christmas single.
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  Speaker 2: There yo, yeah, move over Mariah Carey and wham You're done. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Shots Faery, we're going to number one. All the other
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  Speaker 2: songs a number two if you catch my drift. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway to today's show.
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  Speaker 1: A lot to get though, you know, we're gonna explain
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  Speaker 1: what really happened in that forty nine is so called
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  Speaker 1: win over the Eagles. But also our guest today, we
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  Speaker 1: got a former offensive lineman. Is there any reason that
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  Speaker 1: we keep having offensive linemen on the show, confusing?
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  Speaker 2: It's because our booker sucks at his job. Yeah, just
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  Speaker 2: like our guest.
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  Speaker 1: You know, he's a guy with the single worst podcast
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  Speaker 1: title in the three podcasts.
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  Speaker 2: It's called the Jeff Schwartz is Smarter than you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and spoiler alert, he's not. Yeah exactly. Anyway, Jeff Schwartz
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  Speaker 2: is coming on the show.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, Tony, his brother, Mitchell Schwartz used to
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  Speaker 1: block for My homes And so we're gonna how glad
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  Speaker 1: his brother must be to see Maholmes totally sucking now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's running around the field like a turkey with
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  Speaker 2: his dick cut off. Yeah, well said anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get into some bigger deals in our top story story.
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  Speaker 1: All right, the top story. You know, all these people
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  Speaker 1: out there, morods, you know, as predicted, they're going on
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  Speaker 1: and on and about how the forty nine ers beat
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  Speaker 1: the Eagles forty two to nineteen, and they, you know,
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  Speaker 1: some sort of big deal of something, because as I said,
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  Speaker 1: they're idiots. But that reaction just shows how little these
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  Speaker 1: morods actually know about football, isn't that right, Dony?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's called strategy. The Eagles clearly lost to the
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  Speaker 2: forty nine is because they wanted to give them a
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  Speaker 2: fourth sense of confidence. That way, when the forty nine
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  Speaker 2: Ers face the Eagles again in the playoffs, they'll think
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  Speaker 2: they won't have to prepare. You know, personally, I don't
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  Speaker 2: think the Eagles lost by enough points twenty three, that's nothing.
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  Speaker 2: I'd feel much more comfortable if they would have lost
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  Speaker 2: by about fifty five or even sixty, you know, just
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  Speaker 2: to throw the Niners off their game.
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  Speaker 1: Terrific analysis, Tony. And you know the other story for
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  Speaker 1: this game, much bigger story. Eagles security guard and Philadelphia
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  Speaker 1: legend Big Dom Desandro carelessly thrown out of the game
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  Speaker 1: for you know, a tiny little scuffle of whatnot with
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  Speaker 1: the forty nine Ers linebacker Dre Greenlaw. Now, Tony, you
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  Speaker 1: know this is clearly why when you break it down,
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  Speaker 1: why Jalen Hurts did not look his best. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: we've established he was clearly trying to lose the game
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  Speaker 1: on purpose.
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  Speaker 2: We all know that. But you know this had to
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  Speaker 2: play a factor totally. You know, the quarterback is basically
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  Speaker 2: the president of the team, and the security guard is
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  Speaker 2: basically his secret service. Well, would you take the secret
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  Speaker 2: service away from the president? Not unless you wanted the
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  Speaker 2: country to go down in flames and China to take Ova.
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  Speaker 2: But That's exactly what the NFL did when they removed
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  Speaker 2: that security guard. They not only put Jalen Hurts in peril,
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  Speaker 2: they in danger democracy as we know it.
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  Speaker 1: Just terrific perspective that Dony and now do another frustrating story.
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  Speaker 1: After the Cowboys beat the Seahawks on Thursday night, Cowboys fans,
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  Speaker 1: they've been saying that Dallas finally beat a team with
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  Speaker 1: a winning record.
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  Speaker 2: Oh but Tony, that is just totally false, isn't it.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely They only believe that because Cowboys fans are always
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  Speaker 2: stuck living in the past. Sure, the Seahawks was six
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  Speaker 2: and five when they entered the game, but you have
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  Speaker 2: to live in the present, and right now, the Seahawks
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  Speaker 2: are six and six of five hundred, mediocre, pitiful, and
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  Speaker 2: frankly easily beatable team. I mean, what are Cowboys fans
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  Speaker 2: gonna say next that when they beat the Jets the
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  Speaker 2: Jets were a winning team because they won a Super
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  Speaker 2: Bowl back in nineteen sixty nine. You gotta be realistic here.
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  Speaker 1: Great points all around, Dony And speaking of the Jets,
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  Speaker 1: Zach Wilson was asked to resume being the team's daughter,
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  Speaker 1: and reportedly he initially refused out of fear that he
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  Speaker 1: would be injured. Now, many people are calling Zach Wilson
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  Speaker 1: a totality, and they're right, but there's a serious issue
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  Speaker 1: at play here, isn't that, Tony.
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  Speaker 2: Unfortunately. Yes, you know, we know people can suffer from
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  Speaker 2: post traumatic stress disorder, but Zack Wilson is clearly suffering
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  Speaker 2: from post traumatic jets disorder. This is a serious mental
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  Speaker 2: health issue. We see with quarterbacks who had the misfortune
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  Speaker 2: of getting signed by the Jets. Once they've played for
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  Speaker 2: the Jets, they're never the same again. Sam donaldyp Joe Flacco,
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  Speaker 2: Mark Sanchez, Tim Tebow. Uh well, Tim Tebow sucked before that,
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  Speaker 2: but you'll get my point.
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  Speaker 1: Great historical perspective that, Tony and turning the college football
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  Speaker 1: outrage after undefeated Florida State was left out of the
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  Speaker 1: college football playoff in favor of one loss in the
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  Speaker 1: perennial axles Alabama. Now, many are saying that FSU got
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  Speaker 1: left out because they were down to their third string quarterback.
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  Speaker 1: But Dony, those people they just don't get it, do they.
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  Speaker 2: No, We've seen time and time before when a team's
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  Speaker 2: QB gets injured, the team gets better. Yep. Nick Foles yep,
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  Speaker 2: Cardale Jones with Ohio State, yep. Others I can't think
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  Speaker 2: of right now, but clearly what happens is that when
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  Speaker 2: the QB gets injured, everyone on the team knows they
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  Speaker 2: have to play harder. Frankly, I think it would be
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  Speaker 2: a smart strategy for teams to deliberately injure their qbs
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  Speaker 2: just so the team has a better chance of winning.
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  Speaker 1: Such terrific analysis, Tony, I mean, you know, if I'm
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  Speaker 1: Michigan right now, I would seriously consider injuring JJ McCarthy.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, they barely passing the ball as is Mike
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  Speaker 1: as will, you know, just get the momentum going by
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  Speaker 1: giving him the old Galulei or something totally great point there.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, this was almost a top story.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, we're talking about the NBA in season tournament,
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  Speaker 1: which is so good, actually making the regular season look
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  Speaker 1: somewhat interesting. Yeah, of course not that interesting, but you know,
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  Speaker 1: you know, anyway, Tony, this could have a huge ripple
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  Speaker 1: effect on the other sports, couldn't it.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely. If I'm Roger Goodell, I'm thinking long and hard
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  Speaker 2: about following the NBA's lead and having an NFL in
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  Speaker 2: season tournament at the end of the season, everyone is injured.
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  Speaker 2: That's why the Super Bowl is usually unfair and misleading,
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  Speaker 2: like last year. In fact, when you think about it,
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  Speaker 2: it makes more sense to put the playoffs at the
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  Speaker 2: start of this season when everybody's healthy. That way, you
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  Speaker 2: know who the best whole team really is.
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  Speaker 1: So true, Tony, and finally, we have to take this
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  Speaker 1: moment to briefly discuss the demise of the Pac twelve conference.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Donny, a lot of people out there, they
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  Speaker 1: seem sad or even shocked to see the fact twelve gone.
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  Speaker 2: But we're not, Dolly No. I mean, if you want
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  Speaker 2: people to watch a sport, the one thing you need
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  Speaker 2: before anything is those people to be awake. Most Pac
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  Speaker 2: twelve games kicked off at twelve thirty am East in time.
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  Speaker 2: Who was the target audience? Meth heads, vampires, Hawaiians. You know,
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  Speaker 2: several studies have shown that if a football game is
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  Speaker 2: on during the hours in which people are awake, that
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  Speaker 2: game has a much better chance of getting watched.
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  Speaker 1: So there you go, such terrific analysis all around that
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  Speaker 1: dony And will bring up some of this stuff with
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  Speaker 1: guests here, So let's go ahead and bring him on
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  Speaker 1: the FUSCO satellite network Fusco satellite in the world. All right,
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  Speaker 1: this guy returning to the show for some reason we
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  Speaker 1: can't explain, anyway, you spent eight seasons in the league
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  Speaker 1: playing offensive linemen for the Panthers Vikings Chiefs when they
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  Speaker 1: weren't that good anyway. Seventh round pick at Oregon was
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  Speaker 1: recently ranked by Big Game Boomer as one of the
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  Speaker 1: top one hundred college football media personalities. But they put
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  Speaker 1: them at number thirty though, so you know, kind of yep,
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  Speaker 1: still mediocre yep. Anyway, as we already told you, here's
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  Speaker 1: the single worst podcast title in the whole world. It's
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  Speaker 1: called Jeff Schwartz is smarter than you. So that leads
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  Speaker 1: to our first question, Jeff, who listens to your show?
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  Speaker 3: Seventh graders and eighth graders, ninth graders. I gotta say, guys,
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  Speaker 3: I didn't see you on any Big Game Bloomer list,
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  Speaker 3: so I must be better than you guys, and I
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  Speaker 3: can make a list one.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we told them ahead of time, keep us off
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  Speaker 2: your list.
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, we had to excuse ourselves due to
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  Speaker 1: being number one for eight straight Yes, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Of course, Yes, everyone listened to my podcast be my
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  Speaker 3: guest any age, preferably, As you mentioned, seventh graders are best.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it's actually below that reading apprehension.
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  Speaker 3: So wow, wow, I'm glad. I've got to have two
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  Speaker 3: listeners and you guys I need I need those numbers.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they you listen to ship just doubled. There you go.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, all right, first up, let's get into this. You
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  Speaker 1: know a lot of people that make it a big
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  Speaker 1: deal over the Eagles losing to the forty nine is
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  Speaker 1: by twenty three points, but that's because they don't understand strategy. Jeff,
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  Speaker 1: you know what you want to do is you know,
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  Speaker 1: you want to give the other team a false sense
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  Speaker 1: of confidence exact when you'll face them again in the playoffs.
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  Speaker 1: They think they don't need to prepare. Don't you agree
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  Speaker 1: that it was smart of the Eagles to completely tank
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  Speaker 1: that game on purpose?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's when way you want to spin it. Look,
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  Speaker 3: I will I'll give you I will say this.
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  Speaker 2: Then it was what it was.
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  Speaker 3: It was a tough it's been a tough stretch WITHDB
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  Speaker 3: stretch that with Eagles. I understand sort of the mental
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  Speaker 3: physical part of the second half of that game just
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  Speaker 3: aver playing the Chiefs and the Biddles over time, and
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  Speaker 3: I was just then, just wait for the stand for
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  Speaker 3: you now right, they want to win this game. Improve
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  Speaker 3: that last year with some sort of fluquhich I don't
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  Speaker 3: think it was. And so Nights are ready for this game,
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  Speaker 3: and you feel the emotional part of it. The physical
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  Speaker 3: part of it was tough to overcome and look in
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  Speaker 3: a rematch. In a rematch, the loser, in my opinion,
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  Speaker 3: has the advantage because they can make the the changes physically.
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  Speaker 3: They can make the changes, uh you know schematically. That
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  Speaker 3: doesn't mean they tanked this game. They wanted to win
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  Speaker 3: this game. But if they win this game, they would
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  Speaker 3: have won, they would have almost guarantee themselves the one seed.
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  Speaker 3: They would have been three games up.
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  Speaker 1: About well, you just you just completely reversed on yourself
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  Speaker 1: the yeah you have schizophrenia something arguing.
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  Speaker 3: With arguments I said, in a rematch, it favors the loser.
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  Speaker 3: That doesn't mean that you should lose games the favorite rematch,
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  Speaker 3: you might not play this team again. Are you are you?
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  Speaker 3: Are you guaranteed a spot in the answer Genship game.
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  Speaker 3: Yes you know that already, Oh you are? Yes, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you have the script from the the the the NFL script.
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  Speaker 3: Shut up in your office already.
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  Speaker 1: You need a script because you're getting with your ideas there,
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  Speaker 1: you know, yeah, exactly, you argue it again, it's just
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  Speaker 1: all old.
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  Speaker 3: Just make sure you guys win this weekend. Though, if
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  Speaker 3: you lose this weekend, it might all come from with that.
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  Speaker 2: Don't worry about that. Don't worry about that. Yeah, the
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  Speaker 2: way he is the strict for you.
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  Speaker 1: If you saw the news, did you see Mike McCarthy
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  Speaker 1: just came down with appendicitis. Don't you think this is
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  Speaker 1: more Paul clock management from the coffee, you know, like
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  Speaker 1: you got to get that appendix out before.
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  Speaker 2: We should have taken out the appendicitis back in August.
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  Speaker 3: Well, is this the same theory though, that he's he's
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  Speaker 3: purposely taking this game to play you guys again in
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  Speaker 3: the playoffs. He's his body's just doing it for him.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's scared.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, here, his appendice, his appendix is scared of showing up.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that's why it burst. It exploded. He looked at
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  Speaker 2: the schedule and was like, oh, we got the Eagles
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  Speaker 2: this week. Oh yeah, and he went to the hospital.
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  Speaker 3: Is is that the noise he made when when exploded, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He said, wait is Aaron Rodgers my quarterback? Oh no,
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  Speaker 2: it's Dak and then hospital. Yeah, yep. They don't do
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  Speaker 2: that to anybody.
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  Speaker 3: Cowboys are playing well though, Yo, you'll better watch out man, you.
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  Speaker 2: Better play well. The refs had to help them beat
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  Speaker 2: the Seahawks. They haven't beaten a five hundred team yet.
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  Speaker 3: That is very fair. This is the thing with the Cowboys, right,
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  Speaker 3: is that is they they have to prove it against
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  Speaker 3: a team with a winning record, right, got blasted by
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  Speaker 3: the Niners, lost the Eagles. If the Cowboys can't win
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  Speaker 3: this one, then there's no belief in my opinion on
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  Speaker 3: them at all in the postseason. This isn't a perfect
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  Speaker 3: Eagles again and played three really tough games. Cowboys have it.
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  Speaker 3: They're on the rest. I will tell you, guys, they
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  Speaker 3: kind of screwed the Eagles. They give the Eagles an poe.
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  Speaker 3: They give the Niners ten days to prepare for you guys,
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  Speaker 3: and the cowboy ten days to prepare for the Eagles.
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  Speaker 3: I'm with you, guys there, I'm with you.
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  Speaker 1: See that, Pauli, it rakes up conspiracy, you know exactly.
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  Speaker 2: You're wroto something here.
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  Speaker 1: Because you know Roger Goodell, he wants to ban the Bushbush.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you think this is proof that the NFL is
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  Speaker 1: clearly biased against the Eagles.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm with you on this, sm I think it's conspiracy,
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  Speaker 3: you go, But I don't think they should ban it.
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  Speaker 3: It's a skill play for the Eagles. The Eagles have
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  Speaker 3: mastered this skill of running this play, and they shouldn't
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  Speaker 3: ban it because no one else can do it correctly
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  Speaker 3: or no one else can stop it. Eagles have figured
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  Speaker 3: out a way to sort of gain the system if
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  Speaker 3: if another team ran a play that was so good
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  Speaker 3: it couldn't be stopped, but they ban it.
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  Speaker 2: No, This is what leads me back to you.
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  Speaker 1: If Jeff Schwartz is so smart a pair of code
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  Speaker 1: in you, why didn't you come up with the Toushbush.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not smart enough for that, man. I'll tell you
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  Speaker 3: that it's a Syrianni special man. It's a great idea.
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  Speaker 3: It's worked really well. You know what. The guy who
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  Speaker 3: does it, who makes it work as Jason Kelce like
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  Speaker 3: he he is abiliate to to get low and and
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  Speaker 3: kind of drive on his on his his all fours
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  Speaker 3: and move forward and allow hurts I'll give you. I'll
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  Speaker 3: give you. The one thing I think also makes it
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  Speaker 3: work really well too, is Jalen Hurts. If you watch him,
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  Speaker 3: doesn't go right away? Sure, six hundred pounds. Yeah, first
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  Speaker 3: time everyone's ever told you that before. I bet so,
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  Speaker 3: I'm smarter than you guys. He takes a snap and
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  Speaker 3: he sort of waits a split second and then he goes.
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  Speaker 3: So he sort of winches offensive lineman to move forward
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  Speaker 3: a little bit, and he sort of rides on their
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  Speaker 3: back as he gets pushed. A lot of quarterbacks take
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  Speaker 3: that snap and just go right now, and when they
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  Speaker 3: do that, they kind of lose their momentum they hit
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  Speaker 3: the offensive lineman. So Hirson's a good job at any
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  Speaker 3: swat six hundred pounds. So it's it's you.
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  Speaker 1: You are an expert in this because you have played
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  Speaker 1: with your fair share of a nept quarterbacks who don't
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  Speaker 1: know how to play football.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Jimmy Clawson. Yeah, Christian Ponda.
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  Speaker 3: I have not played my entire career with the best
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  Speaker 3: with the best of quarterbacks, but we made a playoffs
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  Speaker 3: with Christian Ponder, So, uh, you know, that was a
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  Speaker 3: good year there. Jimmy classing year was bad. I'll tell
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  Speaker 3: you that it wasn't good.
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  Speaker 2: You know, did you ever a Ponda when you were
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  Speaker 2: playing with him?
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  Speaker 3: Like?
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  Speaker 2: Why should I bother blocking for this guy? He sucks
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  Speaker 2: so bad?
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  Speaker 3: Hey, man, I my job is to block. It about
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: who the quarterback is. If you guys want to play
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: quarterback behind me, that block for you guys to do,
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: I would hate it.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, was there ever a quarterback you know who
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: you just you know, let a had an ola, let
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: him get hit? And again, was that guy Jimmy Clawson?
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was not Jimmy Clauston. It's my I can't
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: get people. I get fired if people get hit. I
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: want to keep my job. I want to make my money. Man,
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: I want to keep my job. I'm not letting anyone
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: go buy me like that. Not on purpose though, not
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: on purpose though.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, you know that was a strategic miss by you,
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: because you know, if you're replaced about every quarterback you
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: played for, they'd probably play better.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Ready.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, let's move to your brother talking about struggling quarterbacks.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Your brother, Mitchell Schwartz, right, he used to block for Mahomes.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Now now you see Mahomes just playing like absolute trash
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: guard dog shock, whoa whoa.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Hold on, let me just get to my question.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: Okay, has your brother called you and said anything like, hey,
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: you know, look at that fuck loser, can't win without me, talentless,
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: totally sucks now you know anything like that.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: He has not called me to use those terms about
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: the Chiefs.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: No.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: I think you're the first person ever, ever, ever say
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: this is about Patrick Mahomes. Congratulations there. Yeah, it's not
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: the best right now, but I didn't know figure it out.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: You know, they'll beat Eagles again in the Super Bowl
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: in a rematch. I'll tell you that.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: What do you mean again? You mean again?
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: The Eagles offense outscored the Chase offense.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: One that in that terms, Mahomes did not win the
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: Super Bowl.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: No, wasn't scoreboard, wasn't scoreboards.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: No, Mahomes got out scored by Jalen Hurts.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: Okay, so the final score was what thirty five thirty
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: one to thirty eight.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Now you get is where you're using those smarts will
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: help and make Jeff Schwartz smarter.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: There you go, So, so thirty it was thirty five
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: thirty one. You add the seven other points on the
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: fumble now you know, oh, those sports don't.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: Count offense to offense, apples to apples.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: I've seen first grade is with a better grasp on
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: math than you.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: Unbelievable. Let's come on here.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: And he sues insult this entire time, trying to be
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: nice to you guys. And this is what I get.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: You started with the whole Jeff Shorts smarter than you.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: I am smarter than you, guys. I know that's very quick.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: See, oh, I see you want to test skates. All right,
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: let's talk science, Jets science here. Zack Wilson.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: He reportedly didn't want to resume starting for the Jets
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: out of fear of being injured. Okay, now we know
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: people can suffer from post chramatic stress disorder, but do
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: you think Zach Wilson is suffering from post chromatic jets disorder?
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: Yes, this is actually the best explation I've heard about
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: what's happening there right now. The Jets this, they had
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: Zach Wilson as their starter. He wasn't playing well. They
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: bench him. It didn't didn't make him second and third string,
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: so they said, you know what, Jack Glad, you can't
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: even play. And the guy they put in there for
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: two weeks. They just straight out cut that kid, got
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: rid of him and put Zach complete dysfunction, un serious franchise.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they gave him pt AD and then now they
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: want to put them back in.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: I mean it's almost as ridiculous as having Jimmy Clawson
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: as your starting quarterback.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: Yes, exactly.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what, that's a good comparison. I'll give
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: you that one. Yes, I'm coming around with you a
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: little bit.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Maybe, Hey there you go, all right, hold on.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: You know that that site whatever it was, rank your
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: number thirty th or with in college.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: So let's just talk college football. Maybe you'll be a
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: little better at that. Okay.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: You know there's outrage after Florida State didn't make it
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: into their you know, playoff there because the QB is injured.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: But don't these idiots out there know that when your
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: QB gets injured, your team actually plays better because everyone
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: knows they have to step up. You know, you saw
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: this with the Foles, you know, Cardele Jones, you know
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: other other guys.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: To Yeah, only two examples.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Couldn't we argue that teams should actually deliberately injure their quarterbacks,
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: you know, and that would help inspire the team.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so you think that that Eagles should insuly to
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: was injured your quarterback to inspire the teams that we're
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: going with here.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, maybe if you weren't trying so hard
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: to block, you'd have a Super Bowl ring right now.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: This is why I'm smart than you.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: Guys.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: You come up with these terrible things about football, these
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: terrible ideas, and try to pass them off as real,
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: actual things that really Yeah, yeah, I don't appreciate this. Yeah,
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: no one should guess.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Rile idea idea.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're a great idea, And that's kicking your ass off,
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: Jeff of this shot?
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: You see? Sound?
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: Is he off the line? Jay, hang up the fo.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: If there's one thing he's going to have to go
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: change is that podcast title?
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah? It should be You're smarter than Jeff Schwartz. Yeah exactly.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Anyway, let's not let him ruin what was otherwise a
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: terrific show of actually are good friends at KB Toys?
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Oh you kidding me?
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: If it's anybody who was definitely not smarter than anybody
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: but those a Jay, why.
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: What do you want corrections?
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: What? Why? How are you up?
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: You said that Jalen Hurts was in danger after the
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: NFL removed security guard Dom Dessandra.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Bro, scary, frightening.
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: Bro, you do realize there were other security guards on
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: the field. He wasn't in danger.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well you know what you're gonna be in
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: by incinerator.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah you know what. Dom never should have been removed.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Your dad's con Dom. Oh you are dog, he's finished.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Let's get out of him.
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: Why you said most PAC twelve football games started at
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: twelve thirty AM Eastern time.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, super late, way too late.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: That's a bit of an exaggeration. The latest those games
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: started was ten to thirty PM.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, uh, you know what's also going to
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: be a PAC twelve The pack of Wolves.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: I send to eat you. Yeah. And you know what's
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: also getting a very late start, your pubody. Oh thank you.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: Let's get out of here.
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: You said the NFL playoffs should take place at the
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: start of the season.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, everyone's healthy, level playing field, Bro, But.
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: Then there would be no point in playing the rest
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: of the season. That's a terrible idea.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, you know what has a point. The
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: knife I'm going to jam into your back?
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know what else was a terrible idea
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: when your dad didn't pull out. Oomm you're done. Let's
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: get out of a pull for next week. Just booked
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: on this show.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Super Bowl legend, Eagles hero Nick Foles.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: Will be Johnny. Oh, don't great news. Go to our
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• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Don the bed time great job. Don'ty same to you,
• 24:18
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• 24:22
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