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The Dark Batmen Return Forever: The Batman Review & Depp-Heard Trial · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  I've had the worst week this week really
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  I spilt solo all over my keyboard oh gross for anyone outside of Australia I
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  don't know if they have solo I don't think so and that's a drink he's not
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  saying that he was solo and he got his keyboard all sticky oh it's lemon soda
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  well nor it's Mountain je welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things nerdy yeah so some of my keys are now
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  sticky then my monitor died mhm what was on that what's what's what stickiness
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  cred up its inner workings I I think it's just it's it's
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  rit's life cuz it's on pretty much all
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  the time you abused it is 6 years old so I think it's just and just to top it off
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  this week they still want to keep toying with my heart and talk about the rootch
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  UV again yeah I mean they they're toying with it in the right direction this week
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  though I'd have thought so but but they're not though no why they they say
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  they are you've you've been hurt before they specifically announced we've done
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  right by Luke and and we've uh we're going to make things right yeah we're
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  going to give him the movie he wants but this is a good director well I mean I
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  don't know if he's a good director but he directed a good show
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  that we all liked last the last director we had was James Juan yeah but then he
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  did uh Aquaman and then they were like nah maybe not and now they're doing
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  another Aquaman and now everyone's like you might have to recast that movie yeah
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  we probably don't want to watch that for reason might actually later we'll get to that I
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  actually am happy that they have announced a new director for Robotech
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  yeah but it has been since 20 s which they first announced it that they'll
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  make but at least this means they're doing something right so it still exist
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  they're still talking about it they haven't let it lapse I think what's also
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  happened is there's been a lot of problems with the licensing M and I
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  think they finally sorted it all out last year okay is that because Robotech
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  doesn't actually exist in its original form in Japan it's actually just three
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  shows that were combined into one show by an American Network and we all know
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  it is something different so you'd have to chase three different properties yeah
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  yeah I think that's part of it cuz yeah it's matross Southern Cross and I always
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  forget the third one burning cross none of these sound Japanese but I'll take
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  your word for it that that's what they're known as but yeah there's three
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  different versions all combined into one and then there's a couple of spin-offs
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  but yeah so I'm actually happy so he directed Hawkeye I liked Hawkeye hawkey
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  was great yeah Hawkeye was good reys Thomas his name is I don't know what else he's done
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  no neither just stop playing with my heart and actually just start making it
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  Marvel do have a a a history of just plucking great talent out of obscurity
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  or relative obscurity you know you you do one great Indie movie and then
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  suddenly you've got a box office tent pole they are also quick to fire you
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  I've never heard of any of this other stuff he's done oh go on let's see let's
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  see Manic Street Preachers that's a band escaped from history that's probably a
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  music video did Adele live right yeah probably also yeah okay so he's a music
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  video director John meany and the sack lunch
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  brunch documentary now Stanton Island summer and then uh John melany The
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  Comeback Kid which it looks like is a Netflix standup uh oh okay special okay
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  so going from that to Hawkeye is a big job well the problem is it doesn't
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  mention Hawkeye so I'm like that can't be quite right he's doing the masters of
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  Doom TV movie as well which is okay adaptation of the book about ID which
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  that' be good yeah did you say that was going to be a a series or a movie The
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  Masters of Doom TV movie a TV movie okay I'm less excited about that but that
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  could just mean straight to Netflix okay so the so yeah okay director when are
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  they going to find someone with hair long enough to play John Romero that's my
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  question you know probably going to use a wig pop a wig on him's he's such a
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  iconic looking character though is yeah totally and who's going to play Kam and
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  is he going to do that hey you can make fun of Romero all you want but John
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  karmac deserves every penny that he made and lost for that company oh absolutely
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  he's the Real Genius and he went on to he he like got rid of his speech
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  impediment like literally yeah like he used to do that he used to go at the end
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  of sentences and now he doesn't do it and you know what they both do now they make mobile
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  games karmac went and did a rockets and stuff that's where the money is and then
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  he worked at actual Rockets yeah actual Rockets yeah armadillo space something
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  yeah and he was oculus and then he quit Oculus and apparently now he's working
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  on AI so oh okay yeah right yeah but he's a smart dude he is yeah he is a
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  genius Romero is a character character he was there yeah I me don't
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  no contributions yeah yeah exactly he had some great ideas and he made doing
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  what it was but he's not g to do much and then he made da Katana exactly which proved that
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  you can have one amazing gamechanging game and he bought into him into into
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  the hype about himself too much and uh yeah I he seems like a lovely guy he
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  just like I said yeah bought into it a bit too much do they still have their
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  Ferraris or are they downsized I don't know they might still have them because
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  they they bought like twin Ferraris didn't they like when they both became
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  millionaires that's I think that's what we were talking about the other week and
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  cuz karmac hooked his laptop up to his and it showed up at some Ferrari Meetup
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  to like show it off and they were all like get out you Heathen no how dare do
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  mhm yeah no you have to keep it in mint condition exactly
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  mint um we mentioned delicious mint Aquaman
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  2 and I'm assuming Amber turd is in that the T the turd's back Flo the turds Flo
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  back up to the into the ccle people been talking about the turd
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  this week no longer is it on the pillowcase of yesterday's
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  news you see there's a clip literally Amber herd leaving the courtroom and
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  then people yelling out and some woman yells why' you poop on the pillow Amber
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  why'd you poop and then and then she goes thank
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  you like oh God I can't wait till she starts testifying because right now it
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  is very one side I've got a lot to say about this I've still been following
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  this week but um I I've only I've caught the cliff note and I've watched some
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  long clips and and Johnny Depp has been very charming and her lawyers have been
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  fairly useless really did did you see yesterday where her lawyer objected to
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  his own question yes yes and then yeah he's like objection and you asked the
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  question he like oh objection he said yeah but you just
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  asked because yeah you asked he answered he answered you rephrased the question
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  so that he had to to answer the same question in a different way and then you
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  objected [ __ ] idiots I liked there's a bit where they were they reading going
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  through all the text messages that Johnny Depp sent and the her lawyer was
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  like so this text message you said let's burn Amber this is between him and Paul
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  betney apparently yeah let's burn Amber Johnny de's like yes and he goes he goes
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  and then you stop there you said let's drown her before we burn her yes and he
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  goes he and then and then you said and then I'll [ __ ] her burnt corpse to make
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  sure she's dead did I read that correctly what and then Johnny just goes
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  you certainly did Sir yes you you've read it all very
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  correctly sir and then I've got a clip here this is Johnny Depp being
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  confronted with just tabloid news headlines for some reason like the
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  lawyer thought this was like some kind of like character evidence says Johnny
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  Depp reportedly drank heavily and was con stantly late on the new Pirates
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  movie Set did I read that right you did reportedly the next
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  article 2017 Mr this is a pathetic attempt Mr Depp please just respond to
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  the question that I'm asking you's your question the next the next document an
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  article published in Vanity Fair on May 10th 2017 yes is entitled Johnny Depp's
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  Financial woes might sink the next Pirates of the Caribbean did I read that
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  right you you did I don't
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  know would do May 25th 2017 a year and a half before the oped was published an
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  article entitled where did it all go wrong for Johnny Depp after a string of
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  flops and a ton of bad press Johnny Depp's star power looks as wobbly as
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  Jack's Pharaoh on a plank did I read that right you read that very very well
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  the next one Hollywood Reporter May 27th 2017 headline Pirates of the Caribbean
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  the diminishing returns of Johnny Depp did I read that right you certainly did
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  Hollywood Reporter were very nice to me this one thing is for sure he may
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  lose this case and it won't matter because he has regained every bit of
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  lost publicity yeah and even to the point where I'd kind of completely
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  forgotten about Johnny Depp I can't remember the last time I saw a Johnny
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  Depp movie and suddenly in the last 2 weeks he's now my favorite actor again
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  I've remembered all of the movies I loved the past I'll see whatever he
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  comes out with next for me I hope after
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  all this they their careers go stop completely cuz they're both just terrible
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  people and we should stop giving them money that they can be terrible people
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  yeah yeah I think they've just abused each other I think the the main question
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  though that this trial is going to try to bring to light is did Amber herd
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  literally put on bruise makeup and take photographs of herself to fake that she
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  was bashed Johny de bash her yeah like I mean polish to do blood in the nose it's
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  like what neither are good outcomes but no it would be good to know which it is
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  because if if Amber herd really was bashed by her husband went public about
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  it and he's just so Charming this whole thing gets swept under the rug legally
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  and in the court of public opinion then that is awful mhm he's certainly winning
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  that battle right now everyone loves yeah but if if the opposite is true and
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  she has manipulated so many people by literally pretending to be bashed that's
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  [ __ ] up then it's good that that comes out so man did you see the uh did you
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  see the [ __ ] the old desk clerk who testified from his car while vaping
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  drinking a Mountain Dew and then at one point just [ __ ] drives off while
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  they're [ __ ] like talking to him in court amazing unbelievable now there are
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  I I assume you just have to stand stand by for hours and hours until they call
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  you because some of these people even Johnny Deb's agent at one point he's in
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  his house testifying and the next time they cut to him he's in a mall so I
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  assume these people are just living their lives and just waiting to if and
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  when they get called in well I've been called into to court as a witness before
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  and it is go on you just go in I sat in court I sat there for I think about 5
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  hours and then I was in court for like 6 minutes yeah right but yeah it was him
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  what did you witness oh what someone crash a car and then they got beat up oh
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  [ __ ] okay was it Amber Hood it wasn't Amber hood or Johnny Depp this is imp
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  pen was the car crash Johnny Depp's Dodge Challenger cuz that's a nice
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  car I got to say I [ __ ] I love what I've learned about Johnny de and Paul
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  betney though like [ __ ] ridiculous I've Loved what I've [ __ ] learned
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  about uh Johnny de and Marilyn Manson This is and also that that arti
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  right that um Johnny Depp became his Patron his testimony was just very nice
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  character testimony Johnny de but he like joh de liked his art so he just put
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  him in a [ __ ] Penthouse man like he let him just be an artist but this is
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  this is a clip this is Johnny Depp being forced to read a text that he sent that
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  guy mhm about Amber herd is the slippery
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  [ __ ] that I donated my jiz to for a
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  while staying there oh
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  man Johnny Depp sent that guy about Amber we don't even send that kind of
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  Filth to each other and we send some weird texts see this isn't making me step
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  endearing to me this is just making him seem worse no no no but it's it's so
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  clear that he's he's just that's his sens close yeah exactly it's it's a
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  close friend he's just sent a stupid message I don't think that's I don't
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  think that's a sense of humor though I think that's him the slippery [ __ ] I
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  donated my jizz to for a while it's clearly a joke and I love the way that's
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  not clear that's not clearly a joke that's clearly let's let's drown her and
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  burn her and then [ __ ] her to make sure she's dead I mean don't get me wrong if
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  you actually said that to a woman if you said I'm going to drown you and burn you
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  and [ __ ] you to make sure you're dead that is abuse 100% but if that's two
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  friends chatting and both it's a joke maybe maybe that's different I don't
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  know it depends on the entire context there was context that was missing there
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  too they showed a screenshot yeah they showed a screenshot of the messages at
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  one point hold on what's the context I'm going to [ __ ] make sure she's dead so
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  no no no even with the jiz one I'm talking about he said let's burn Amber
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  and then Paul betney wrote back right that they they didn't mention this but
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  there was a text in between where Paul betney said I'm not quite sure she's a
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  witch maybe we should use the old British method to test and then and then
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  Johnny Depp said yeah let's drown her and then burn her and then so there was
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  a bit of a context still me it's not like he was still abusive yeah but but
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  not R not as random yeah yeah exactly he made it they made it seem like he was
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  just being a [ __ ] Maniac but yeah they were just drunken [ __ ] around I
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  mean I'm not going to name any names but there's a former host of this podcast
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  right we have a segment well we don't have it he had a
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  segment sorry but no longer we don't have
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  anymore no no but if you if a court subpoenaed his text messages to me and
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  mine to him from let's say 2002 to 2007 there'd be some absolute filth in there
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  yeah absolute filth if Rose Burn went missing one day yeah right and they said
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  if anybody's got an idea what might have happened and we just sent that
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  clip censored let's let's play that now M
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  have you have you of course of course I still got
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  it I would take that and I would and I
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  would juicy wet and as I'm I
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  would and jam it whoa whoa delicious and then why is
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  that happening hold on this is what you want
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  to do to Rose Burn and then as she why
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  would lik her wait wait let him finish yeah so
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  as take my hands and so tightly
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  into and then I would take
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  my explode what once they fell out of
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  yeah yeah yeah that's and that's uh that's the things I would do to Rose
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  bur and no let's will play that again after that time that we just did no I I
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  I I don't get everyone's Fascination I think I think this is what's wrong
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  with's wrong with Hollywood it's pretty interesting got say this is what's wrong
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  with Hollywood that people think they can act like that between this and Will
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  Smith just [ __ ] slapping a dude at the Oscars like Hollywood might just be
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  ruined now I think we're all getting a lesson in how ridiculous it is I think
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  it's been ruined for a while oh I do have a question been it's been toxic and
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  septic but I think everyone finally can't pretend anymore that it's still
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  all glittery and glamorous so Will Smith gets banned from the academy for 10
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  years for the slap yeah but he won in the award after the slap yeah should
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  they not take back the award because 100% they're [ __ ] cowards for not
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  doing it yeah you're banned but you can have an award it's it's
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  nothing call that a slap wrist is even an exaggeration you're banned but you
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  don't really need to be in anymore you already got exactly you can't come to
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  the party now you don't have to do those those sort of Oscar bait movies anymore
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  you can do popular movies that'll make you money I mean there are certain
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  things I think there's a trend where the winner of last year presents it the next
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  year for that same category sometimes and stuff he doesn't get that honor but
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  I'm like I'm sure he doesn't give a [ __ ] well he doesn't have to be a member
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  of the academy to do that does he he uh he's not invited he's not allowed to's
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  banned from all Academy events fine but I don't know what yeah no but you raised
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  a valid point Matt what does being a member of the academy mean you get to
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  vote do you have to be a member of the academy to win an Academy Award that
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  that's what I mean I I like if they if you're nominated do you have to join
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  some some gu I don't know no idea and that's why we don't have Academy Awards
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  that's one reason that's one reason the only reason
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  it should have been it needs to have be canceled a caring about it a very long
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  time ago cuz it's not it's not about movies we like it's not about the movies
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  that people like it's about actors sometimes it is but
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  rarely that's like when that you know I mean I know we didn't like this but
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  there was that you know that
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  cheerworks body there was like we haven't seen that movie none of us
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  audience choice not this audience mate no I completely completely agree with
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  yeah look I don't want to move off movies um and in the past we've
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  dedicated entire episodes to single movies in this particular franchise and
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  I'm not suggesting we do that but I would be very very excited to hear
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  Matt's opinion on a little movie called The Batman which he has now seen I even
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  I went a little further than I did did some more research uh afterward and I
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  rewatched a classic movie that we've argued about on this very show with a
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  host oh you wanted you wanted to see if I I want to see if a certain vehicle
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  exploded into another exploded into a certain other vehicle yeah
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  exactly yeah so I I watched the Batman I was on a very long flight well you've
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  got a very long movie uh in um San Diego this week and on the way over I watched
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  the Batman I liked it it was it was all right it was good iy
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  I you're going to see it again though possibly not maybe Jenna would want to watch it I
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  don't know in which case I probably would watch it again it wasn't it like it
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  was watching a movie on a plane is different I think M so and I'm taking
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  that into account because the fact that it was 3 hours long was actually
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  beneficial for me because the flight is 5 hours which is [ __ ] painful and so
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  the longer a movie is and engages me on any level the better right cuz then it's
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  like oh there only two hours left that's good yeah so I can watch Batman again
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  yeah so I did enjoy it uh I liked I liked him I could watch a better Batman in the time
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  remaining no I I watched that on the way back but I watched yeah so I liked I
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  liked him as Batman I liked I thought all the performances were good I thought
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  his portrayal of Batman and Bruce Wayne were Stellar I liked uh that wasn't my
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  problem with the movie I did so I I remembered your um so little spoilers I
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  guess somewhat but it's been two weeks so Luke's Luke's going to allow it I
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  guess right mhm spoilers it's it's on streaming no excuse for not watching
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  this yet uh I certainly don't yeah so
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  his bird clue right it was actually it's actually not as bad as you led me to but
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  there is still some holes yeah because what he says is he goes he goes uh it's
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  it's it's um rat with Wings is the clue right R oh no El rat something about rat
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  with wings oh you are yeah and then it's a URL it's www.
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  rto.com yeah except well that's the thing right that they get it
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  wrong technically and they think you are the you the rat with wings oh rat with
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  wings is a pigeon oh the penguin also has wings so they think it's the penguin
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  right so they this whole big thing they [ __ ] catch the penguin the Penguin's
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  like I don't know what you're talking about yeah and they go oh it was Falcone
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  cuz it's a falcon and then but then he goes online and to to the website then
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  he discovers he translated it wrong goes online to the website right so it wasn't
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  rat with wings they got it wrong but then they get on the website and The
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  Riddler says did you find the rat with wings and I was like hang on I thought
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  they got the [ __ ] clue wrong we we just clarified that's not what it was so
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  I don't yeah I mean I don't know maybe I'm missing something about that but
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  that maybe maybe the Riddler knew knew that their Spanish would have been
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  subpar and that they would have made that assumption yeah it might have been
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  a bit clever but yeah but then yeah and then you're right later on he goes oh
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  Falcons have wings too and I was like mhm yeah yeah the audience probably got
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  that already we got it yeah also we know that mob boss [ __ ] Carmine FAL FAL is
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  a yeah I liked some of the twists there was some different stuff you know her
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  being his daughter and all that and stuff that's cool yeah and I didn't I
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  actually didn't know he was playing Falcone that was a surprise mhm um what's his
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  name uh Liu no John li no that's
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  certainly not him to tuturo to joho that's himuro the other John that's not
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  John Ki or John Romero or my neighbor tooro and I definitely thought the movie
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  was over when he was going to see The Riddler in prison and then it really
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  wasn't no and I was like I actually could have done without that end bit
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  every else like it made the flight go faster but I was like the movie really
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  should have ended when they caught him I mean you don't want that on the poster
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  though watch this on a plane it'll make the flight go faster no no but I just
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  felt like it was like after that it was like I we didn't need this like it
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  really could have wrapped up there was no cuz that that sequence afterwards
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  wasn't that great you know with the with they flooded the city and then I don't
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  need this no that that set piece was an absolute waste of time yeah but are they
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  planning to make a sequel to this one yes they've announced it 100% are
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  they've announced it why yeah because they made it so clear
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  this was just a standalone didn't they like no no this is not but Warner has a
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  new executive I don't know whether it's the CEO or just [ __ ] chairman or head
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  of content or whatever who wants to
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  reboot DC again and uh I guess this is is step
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  one step two step one is fire Ezra Miller before he beats yeah that's right
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  and I guess step three is take all the great footage that they no doubt have of
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  Michael Keaton from the now abandoned Ezra Miller flash project and edit it
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  into this Batman sequel starring Robert patson yeah look I I think he's a great
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  Batman I'm happy to watch more Batman I just want them to do a better movie I
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  just want him to do a better way I agree this just wasn't very interesting yeah
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  there's a lot I liked about it but the end the end like I said after the after
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  they encounter Riddler in the diner and they arrest him and all that kind of
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  stuff and then as soon as all of that was great as soon as he pulled the
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  carpet up I was like not another [ __ ] plan literally he's in the he's in there
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  the rid like oh you didn't really figure it out there's another hour of movie
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  left yeah that's right yeah the Riddler was creepy though oh yeah The Riddler
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  was [ __ ] excellent yeah it's good yeah you know who wasn't creepy
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  and this is a spoiler The Joker yeah I don't know about this Joker
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  and they've they've put online the the deleted scene with him and it there was
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  actually supposed to be earlier in the movie I I just don't know about that it
• 25:43
  was ballsy I mean look The Joker is my favorite Batman baddy but that said stop
• 25:49
  putting him in the Batman movies he's been done now we've seen every possible
• 25:53
  Joker there's so many other baddies you've got [ __ ] Bookworm King pix
• 25:58
  someone
• 26:01
  else Rody MCD a giant book
• 26:07
  yeah so I I did I watched The Dark Knight on the way back cuz I was like
• 26:11
  let's now since the the Batman's fresh in my mind and I did enjoy it let me
• 26:15
  rewatch The Dark Knight and just see how I feel about that and I got to say The
• 26:20
  Dark Knight has the same kind of problem where at the end there it's like oh okay
• 26:25
  literally he get catches the Joker and the Joker Goes
• 26:28
  you didn't figure out the whole thing because now D's gone and been a naughty
• 26:32
  man and now people AR now the movie part two is coming yeah so it's but it's not
• 26:39
  as long like after
• 26:42
  that like it's just as bad but it's not as long it's it's the same thing but
• 26:47
  it's just not another hour it's like another 20 minutes where they wrap up
• 26:50
  that whole twoo fac thing and but there is some janky stuff in the Dark Knight
• 26:54
  more than I remembered where it's it's a also exploding from Batmobile it's a
• 27:00
  little goofy no it's got It's got goofy bits and the acting in it is
• 27:05
  more everyone talks about how it being serious dark movie it's actually got
• 27:09
  more tongue and- cheek stuff than than than that like when um and I think
• 27:14
  that's why I didn't mind that series cuz it was it was a comic book movie still
• 27:19
  it was visually dark a bit of Yeah well yeah but since then we've had bat flick
• 27:23
  and we've had [ __ ] emo Batman like if they keep making him darker he's just
• 27:27
  going to be [ __ ] psychopath looks shocked the darkest
• 27:33
  Batman you've seen he's just a [ __ ] dero but there's that bit where he goes
• 27:38
  he goes to Lucius and he's like yeah I need new armor and then and he he's like
• 27:42
  also I need an airplane to be able to pick me up out of a building and then
• 27:46
  Lucius is just like oh yeah we could probably yeah I got yeah we can do that
• 27:50
  no worries and it's I was like oh yeah this is a bit more hokey than I remember
• 27:54
  it's fine I like when he says we is isn't it literally just him on an entire
• 27:59
  floor of the [ __ ] Wayne building yeah does he this has that guy the guy figure out
• 28:05
  the figures out that it's Bruce Wayne the accountant who's like looking after
• 28:10
  the deal with that Chinese company and he figures out it's Bruce Wayne and he
• 28:12
  goes on TV and do you want a blackmail him right but then he goes on TV to
• 28:17
  unmask Batman but then the Joker says cuz he doesn't want Batman unmasked that
• 28:23
  um if he's not dead within an hour he's the Joker will blow up a hospital and so
• 28:28
  then people just randomly start trying to murder this guy and then and which is
• 28:32
  interesting because later in the movie they have that sequence with the fairies
• 28:36
  that's like the opposite of that like so they they do this whole thing where they
• 28:40
  show oh the the citizens of Gotham are insane and they'll literally [ __ ]
• 28:43
  kill a man but then later on they do the opposite where they show that the CI of
• 28:48
  Gotham are good people and they won't kill each other it you could say that
• 28:51
  about any Christopher Nolan movie though is that the the one thing he doesn't
• 28:55
  necessarily nail is he puts a little too much plot into everything yeah it's like
• 29:01
  he's finished the script and then he goes what about this or what about this
• 29:05
  happen to this could also happen yeah I maintain that the Batmobile does not
• 29:10
  explode into the bat pod it ejects him from the Batmobile and one of the front
• 29:16
  wheels of the Batmobile is the front wheel of the batp you see him lower
• 29:20
  himself into that right component yeah it's kind of yeah and it ejects him
• 29:25
  built with that in mind but then worse worse even than that I think I noticed
• 29:30
  that he's driving around in this thing and he there two things in particular
• 29:35
  there's a bit where the little kids are in the car and they like pretending to
• 29:39
  shoot and then and then they go and then a car just explodes right and I was like
• 29:44
  how the [ __ ] did Batman know no one was in that car uhuh because they're clearly
• 29:49
  waiting in traffic and he just starts blowing up cars to get through it's like
• 29:53
  he could have literally just killed a bunch of people like how does he know
• 29:55
  they're vacant but that that m that Batman doesn't kill anyone so it's fine
• 30:00
  right so he knows he just knows he just knows but and then there's and then he
• 30:04
  drives a bit more and then he comes there's a bit where he drives through a
• 30:06
  mall keep talking for two seconds I've got to just piece out for a sec okay he
• 30:11
  drives through a mall but to get into the mall he shoots the glass out you see
• 30:16
  him shoot and he goes through the glass and then suddenly he's driving through a
• 30:19
  crowded mall and it's like and there is no way that you canot accidentally hit
• 30:25
  someone how did he not shoot somebody so anyway I he's just he's a maniac
• 30:31
  yeah but it's still very good it's still very good
• 30:35
  movie yeah but I don't know if they want if they want this to be the new
• 30:40
  direction of the DC Universe do they just cancel the other movies now like
• 30:46
  the ones that are literally in production well yeah well they got a
• 30:51
  probably canel flash which was the one that was going to reset everything cuz
• 30:56
  there's no way they can come out with that yeah Flash and then depending on
• 30:59
  how all this stuff with with Johnny Depp goes maybe Aquaman too cuz I think she's
• 31:04
  still in it so like if this really does
• 31:08
  turn into a because public opinion on her is not great right now like whether
• 31:14
  that changes or great for some while yeah has been great since the start
• 31:19
  though no but I think now it'sing her they were talking about recasting her
• 31:24
  before as well Rob but they've already shot this and she's in it so now they
• 31:28
  have to decide they going to release it or but yeah but I think the big one is
• 31:32
  do they release the flash cuz that's oh yeah because he's literally that's been
• 31:37
  shown to be [ __ ] out of control
• 31:43
  yeah yeah I don't know I don't know it would be I don't the problem is that
• 31:47
  sounds like a good movie or or I mean it's got Michael Keaton in it as Batman
• 31:52
  which makes it a good movie in my opinion yeah that that's that's sort of
• 31:57
  the only part on sort of looking forward to out of the entire thing yeah seeing
• 32:01
  Mel K is Batman again but that's it yeah
• 32:07
  well I don't know wait and see no I want to know now and then the Joker is like
• 32:14
  he raped me and they're like no absolutely not so uh oh hey Dan welcome
• 32:19
  back sorry my baby crying in the background went from regular crying to
• 32:25
  my wife probably needs some help crying cuz she was crying as well cuz she was
• 32:30
  yeah also crying yeah when the second the second set of Tears comes in you
• 32:34
  know you need it is this just a new DC movie are they going to cancel Flash and
• 32:40
  Aquaman I mean at this point it would be just easier
• 32:44
  to yeah but because honestly I mean we we we talked about it before but being
• 32:49
  very cryptic I assume people knew what we were talking about Amber herd can't
• 32:52
  be in the new [ __ ] you wouldn't put Amber herd in a movie right say I think
• 32:57
  it depends on how this all like right now no public opinion on her is very bad
• 33:02
  but like there's more of this stupid court case to go and maybe yes and she
• 33:06
  hasn't word yet yeah so maybe it'll turn I don't know people are I also think
• 33:11
  public opinion on Journey dep should be bad as well well it
• 33:15
  isn't it's wrong because he's charming and he's making people laugh yeah yeah
• 33:21
  he's trying to make people laugh but he's also an [ __ ] yeah but and he's really leaning
• 33:26
  into it like he's basically his whole defense is yep I drink too much yep I'm
• 33:31
  addicted to [ __ ] drugs yep I [ __ ] yell and scream and I Punch walls and
• 33:35
  I'm a bit of a [ __ ] but you know what I'm not a wife beater that fit where he
• 33:40
  [ __ ] reads the the attorney's like look at these text messages here where
• 33:44
  you're talking about how you like being mad at each other and you went for the
• 33:47
  throat and she says I forgive you my throat is yours and then he goes and
• 33:52
  then the lawyer goes and then you replied to her I've got other uses for
• 33:56
  your throes for that throat and then he repeat I've got other uses for that
• 34:00
  throat and then Johnny Depp goes could you repeat that again
• 34:05
  please laughing yeah do anyone else want to
• 34:10
  know what's in that giant [ __ ] one liter steel thermos that he brings in
• 34:17
  every day like for sure he's Irish up that coffee you know oh apparently he's
• 34:23
  not though right he's oh but who knows you wouldn't be though you would no like
• 34:28
  I mean he he' just be every morning looking himself in the mirror going you
• 34:31
  have to be sober just until the [ __ ] trial over not today yeah depending on
• 34:35
  how much he does drink maybe he does need to keep it Irish so to keep it
• 34:39
  straight yeah yeah cuz you're better off being that little bit tipsy than being a
• 34:44
  resident expert
• 34:48
  yeah oh low blow low blow what he off he offered himself up as as the as the as
• 34:55
  the [ __ ] alcoholic of the podcast
• 34:59
  exactly not trying to bmer him okay well okay thanks
• 35:05
  Amber I've got other uses for that throat of yours
• 35:08
  Luke but even what is the name of Amber herd's lawyer is like Johnny Rotten man
• 35:15
  or something is it like it's like yeah yeah something like that it's something
• 35:18
  like that like a high schooler would make up for the baddy in if they were
• 35:22
  writing a story let me find out what it actually R lawyer no not yeah that's
• 35:27
  right that would be hers lawyer but after this let's talk about
• 35:33
  something fun fine I was going to mention my flight I had literally the
• 35:38
  worst [ __ ] flight I've ever experienced tell us about this so cuz
• 35:42
  you said people were like throwing up literally so everything F the actual
• 35:47
  this was a very long flight well not very long cuz we've had longer flights
• 35:51
  from the US to Australia but this was one of the longest flights you can do in
• 35:54
  the US I guess it was going from San Diego to um to New Jersey it's quite
• 35:58
  long mhm and um for in Australia it's going from like Sydney to Perth yeah so
• 36:03
  it was it was like 5 and half did you land in new yes exactly right when I was
• 36:08
  a kid and I used to hear people say Newark I just used to think that was new
• 36:12
  yorker's accents saying New York like I'm from New York I mean okay it's very
• 36:18
  close to the it's like basically on the other side of the Border SL River so mhm
• 36:24
  um so everything's fine right uh I'm watching the dark everything's good I
• 36:28
  actually put Dune on to rewatch as much of that as I could get through cuz I was
• 36:32
  like I don't really care if I don't watch you can watch one dark night and
• 36:34
  one Dune in the span of watching One the Batman one dark night and a half
• 36:40
  Dune well yeah cuz it's part one man so anyway the um the that's right so then
• 36:45
  the captain comes on and goes ah there's a bit of a bit of wind coming into
• 36:49
  coming into New York so prepare for some turbulence and it was honestly I don't
• 36:53
  know what it was about it particularly cuz I've been through I've had
• 36:56
  turbulence in planes before I've never had a problem but this was just so
• 37:00
  nauseating like whatever whatever was going on with the plane and then I
• 37:04
  started to I was literally think I was like I really don't feel well and so I I
• 37:10
  checked the seatback thing and I'm like there's no bath bag in the back of my
• 37:14
  seat I was like okay so this can't happen to that point yeah yeah yeah well
• 37:18
  I was I was actually worried and then I'm looking around and I see people
• 37:21
  Fanning themselves and like and other people going and I was like it's not just me
• 37:27
  it's it's the it's the plane mhm and so um I guess I didn't really notice at
• 37:34
  first cuz I was trying to distract myself but people had been throwing up
• 37:37
  and then the plane landed right and the guy next to me goes oh [ __ ]
• 37:43
  that and then and I was like yeah me too I was like okay good it's not just me
• 37:48
  and then this [ __ ] this girl gets up and just like runs up like literally
• 37:53
  still taxiing on the runway this girl gets up takes a bell gets up and runs
• 37:56
  for the bathroom and then the flant like Excuse miss back
• 37:59
  to your seat and she goes get out of my way and like shoves way into the the
• 38:04
  bathroom and then we just hear and like so she's vomiting I I have
• 38:09
  homework for you and and then everyone else starts vomiting because they can
• 38:13
  hear her vomiting and apparently the girl next to her started vomiting and
• 38:16
  that set her off so she ran to the bathroom and anyway they had to send a
• 38:19
  cleanup crew on to clean the front of the plane before they could let us off
• 38:23
  oh wow so that you wouldn't slip in the vomit on the way out mhm can you ask
• 38:29
  Doug what may have caused that like absolutely if that's a thing cuz that
• 38:34
  that seems weird like it made like it it made you physically feel yeah and like I
• 38:40
  said I was like what's going on I don't normally get sick is it maybe I maybe I
• 38:44
  ate something or whatever and then I realized no it's it's everybody and
• 38:48
  actually I not as bad the plane shaking about going up and down like and it was
• 38:53
  very like you know like in a roller coaster where you get that feeling in
• 38:56
  your stomach it was like a a lot of that more than like really really nausey
• 39:00
  maybe it was the fact it was just more a yeah ask it ask our friend pilot yes I
• 39:05
  will I'll say he might to explain yeah what the specifics of that were cuz the
• 39:09
  guy next to me was like he was like oh is it always like that and I was like
• 39:12
  what Landing a plane I like no I've never seen someone Run for the bathroom
• 39:16
  to vomit well somebody somebody had never been on a plane before no and I
• 39:19
  and I but I thought that's what he meant and then he was like he's like no no no
• 39:21
  I fly all the time I just meant is it always that like coming into nework and
• 39:24
  I was like oh I mean this Runway I assume not because he he said I've got
• 39:30
  I've got to fly back to San Diego next week and then I'm coming back the week
• 39:32
  after he goes now I'm [ __ ] terrified and I was like sure it's that
• 39:36
  day right I mean I actually like turbulence because I don't trust it when
• 39:40
  planes are perfectly smooth because rocketing through space I want to know
• 39:45
  that I'm moving I want to be able to feel the inertia of it and I enjoy that
• 39:49
  light little rocking that turbulence gives you but this sounds like something
• 39:52
  I've never ever experienced we have actually we have a listener who may be
• 39:56
  able to shed some light on it too so uh
• 40:00
  I once had a plane descend so fast that like I suddenly got a splitting headache
• 40:06
  like like right unbearable headache yeah that's that's as closest
• 40:11
  I've gotten so yeah that was very unpleasant and then some guy at New York
• 40:15
  airport collapsed like catatonic and was like like they somebody I guess
• 40:20
  unrelated from your flight or I don't know no actually I don't I don't know
• 40:23
  that might have been but he was just sat there and he kind of flopped over in the
• 40:27
  chair and then people were like oh [ __ ] they called security guards over and
• 40:30
  they got the paramedics out and the guy was like seemingly conscious but he was
• 40:35
  just kind of like nodding and then they're like oh do you know where you
• 40:38
  are sir and he was like yeah yeah yeah and then they're like What's your name
• 40:42
  yeah yeah Y and like like he couldn't he just was not responsive and so they had
• 40:48
  to take him away on a on a stretcher I hope he's all
• 40:51
  right but we'll never know no no much
• 40:56
  like d incident in his driveway they're not going to call me up and let me know
• 41:01
  how he is but yeah hope he's all right he's not an old guy either like and I'm
• 41:04
  moving in 2 weeks so this won't even be my driveway someone else's problem now
• 41:09
  someone else's problem there's so many things around this house that I just
• 41:12
  look at now that used to just give me just that little Pang that now I just
• 41:15
  like that's somebody else's problem that quite not quite straight skirting board
• 41:20
  that's somebody else's problem now and they haven't noticed it yet they've just
• 41:24
  bought the place but they'll notice it and it'll give it'll give them just as
• 41:29
  much grief as it's given me and their time to back out has passed well TR over
• 41:34
  or they can still back out they just you just get the keep to the deposit which does
• 41:39
  happen yeah although it'll be an absolute pain in the ass I meant to move
• 41:42
  in two week you have to go through all well no you wouldn't have to move then I
• 41:46
  need the settlement for this house to pay for the house I'm moving
• 41:51
  into that's a bit of a problem let's borrow the money off Luke
• 41:57
  yeah I'm loaded oh I have money loaded on painkillers yeah yeah spend it all on
• 42:04
  Lego by the way I ran off just before when you were showing the Tumblr that's
• 42:08
  significantly smaller than the um 89 Batmobile that you've got isn't it it it
• 42:14
  is a hell of a lot smaller I going to say it's significantly smaller than it
• 42:18
  looks in the movie there that's right how would you even get
• 42:22
  in I got this from Aaron got this for me for my birthday I have no idea how she found
• 42:27
  it is it real Lego she found at AAR it's real Lego yeah right I think I think
• 42:33
  it's just been something that's been sat out the back but because the Batman's
• 42:36
  out they just brought everything from out the back front that just must have
• 42:40
  been sitting out the Back store room didn't know what they had I do want to
• 42:45
  get the I do want to get the big one though so there is a big I'm there is a
• 42:50
  big one life size did oh have you seen
• 42:53
  his his 89 Batman Batmobile
• 42:57
  it's like that big it's enormous oh wow yeah it's really big the Lego one get
• 43:03
  tum the same size yeah and I've got the bat the bat wings like oh yeah that as
• 43:07
  well I follow some dudes on Instagram who um rig up those things with lights
• 43:14
  um we should do that with a Batmobile [ __ ] L I want hang the bat wi yeah
• 43:18
  that would be rad that would be rad I like those people people do that um they
• 43:22
  do like photography with like action figures and stuff where they set up
• 43:25
  those super Dr like like with literal squid and stuff going off yeah those are
• 43:29
  [ __ ] cool yeah there's guys who do that with cars as well they do like they
• 43:33
  get like diecast metal replica cars oh that's cool and then they take Force
• 43:38
  perspective pictures to make it look like there's you know really nice cars
• 43:42
  parked outside their house that's awesome like The Hobbit yeah The Hobbit
• 43:48
  drives a super nice car all right I did say let's talk about
• 43:53
  something nice but let's talk about something that might be sad for some people go on
• 43:57
  oh what is it the Super Mario M Mario movie's been delayed yes delayed while
• 44:03
  they deci still working on that accent delay when I decide whether or not to
• 44:07
  make it live action cuz uh he's trying on
• 44:11
  mustaches Chris PR the think I it's not ready yet my accent's not ready yeah
• 44:17
  it's still a bit of racist I don't quite understand this
• 44:22
  article is actually different than one I read cuz this one says it's releasing in
• 44:27
  it's going to release in North America on the 17th of April the one I said the
• 44:32
  7th of April but it's going to release
• 44:34
  on the 28th of April in Japan what why
• 44:39
  like a week later I guess because they're going to need a Japanese voice
• 44:43
  actor to learn to do Chris Pratt's bad Italian accent but in Japanese good
• 44:50
  point I don't know I think cuz I haven't they learned that by when you do this
• 44:55
  when you do like a worldwide release then leave it later for somewhere else
• 44:59
  people just go and pirate it yeah well yeah except in this case they're going
• 45:03
  to want it to be in their language cuz it's an animation so it's not a dub it's
• 45:08
  just they're going to want to wait for their local language or whatever I if it
• 45:11
  was England or Australia that that was waiting I would agree with you but I
• 45:14
  think I think foreign language animation they probably they probably would wait
• 45:20
  it's it's not a long wait it's so mov from December this year to April yeah oh
• 45:25
  yeah it's a year from now but yeah like yeah a delay of four months so
• 45:29
  it's not really the whole waiting for movies though is all off for me at the
• 45:33
  moment because it used to be if there was a movie coming out I wanted to see
• 45:36
  I'd see it like the weekend it came out so I saw it in the first batch or if it
• 45:40
  was going to be released on and now it's all up in the air because they had those
• 45:43
  strange day and date releases yes then they had like okay it's you know HBO Max
• 45:49
  in America and just where whenever you can get it anywhere else in the world
• 45:52
  and Co was meaning that no one wanted to go to the cinema and so now just like
• 45:57
  I'll see it when I see it well there there's an article in here they just had
• 46:00
  cinemacon and Warner Brothers had a big presentation there and part of that was
• 46:04
  basically a big apology to all the theaters like AMC and everybody saying
• 46:07
  yeah sorry we won't be doing that anymore theater only so like they've
• 46:12
  committed to just doing which I think is interesting because I mean I know they
• 46:17
  make a lot of money I guess it's just money they they must make enough money
• 46:20
  from Cinema that they still want to do it because Cinema releases feel archaic
• 46:25
  to me now well I don't think it's so much the money even that they're making
• 46:30
  from the the the movie I think it's also the money that it generates
• 46:35
  for sort of the area as well because people are going out and spending money
• 46:40
  which gives people jobs people also get sure but why does a Hollywood studio
• 46:45
  give a [ __ ] about that why do Warner Brothers care about that I'm hoping that
• 46:48
  they do they don't definitely don't I can dream that
• 46:53
  people are think are trying to think of like more than just themselves yeah well
• 46:58
  after this podcast L you and I can just chat offline about
• 47:02
  communism I don't believe in that you don't believe in it it's real I've seen
• 47:06
  it well it's not real it's still theoretical I don't I don't feel
• 47:09
  anyone's actually correctly done it yet I mean what people call communism like
• 47:13
  Chinese communism or Soviet communism is actually just totalitarianism people
• 47:17
  yeah there still has to be a power that decides what it's not a commune if
• 47:21
  there's people who don't want to be there yeah is it a sexy commune but oh
• 47:25
  there are some sexy commun is yeah is Doctor Strange out yet do strange
• 47:31
  communist it's coming out soon very
• 47:35
  soon yeah I think um I'm not going to watch it though because I hate gays and
• 47:40
  apparently there's a lesbian in it oh sorry no that's not me that's
• 47:44
  Saudi Arabia yeah they they uh they're not allowing it to to show there because
• 47:50
  it's got gay stuff in but it's interesting because luk we were saying
• 47:52
  last week you made the point of of big companies like Disney being all all woke
• 47:59
  when they're you know America facing but then casually cropping out that stuff
• 48:03
  when they put it out in places like China they have done they're holding
• 48:07
  firm to this one they're saying that we will not remove any references to her
• 48:10
  being a lesbian it might be that it's too big a part of it maybe to it it cut
• 48:15
  too much oh there's some explicit scenes in there we just we could we' lose so
• 48:21
  much of the film yeah they do yeah when they're all public fash to austral
• 48:25
  America and all they're all yeah Pro everything but the second it's anywhere
• 48:30
  else oh you don't like that yeah we get rid of that and minimize that we'll just
• 48:33
  yeah cut that they pre-planned for it so but apparently not in this case right
• 48:38
  cuz they're I guess not and there's this other article in here too about
• 48:43
  Spider-Man oh yeah having a homophobic joke removed I don't even remember there
• 48:47
  being one but so it's the original Spider-Man it's the turby Maguire
• 48:51
  Spider-Man oh it's now being cut being
• 48:55
  edited on ITV in um England or UK to remove the bit where he goes nice
• 49:00
  costume did your husband make that for you oh oh okay because it's like what if
• 49:06
  he [ __ ] did mate yeah yeah okay yeah
• 49:11
  but yeah okay yeah I mean it's a 20 something year old movie now that's what
• 49:17
  I mean it's like Spider-Man used to dis on people for being gay I was going to
• 49:21
  say where does that end go back and start editing all the old movies I mean
• 49:25
  I'm not saying that you know yeah I don't know that's
• 49:29
  interesting I think it just it's the one thing that just possibly stops him from
• 49:34
  being loved by everyone that I I say that's it's such a small thing but it it
• 49:37
  is kind of like yeah but where how far does how you going to go with all that
• 49:41
  like how many movies have a stupid homophobic jokes from like you know 20 years ago yeah I
• 49:48
  think maybe just because Spider-Man is Big at the moment I don't think they're
• 49:51
  going to back back fix Revenge to the nerds or anything or um uh going be a 5
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  minute short film Can't Hardly Wait where it's literally a plot point oh man
• 50:03
  no not not just that man you'd have to cut out the entire character Seth
• 50:07
  Green's entire character where he does a black scent you couldn't show that
• 50:11
  anymore that whole movie is is is dead yeah that's that's banned that's cancel
• 50:14
  that movie's cancelled great movie though except for on Matt's birthday
• 50:19
  that's right no hackers watch one day of the year oh okay I can add that to the
• 50:23
  list hackers and can't hardly wait we we talked about Super Mario movie and I
• 50:27
  just wanted to cuz you know you mentioned Chris Pratt's Italian accent
• 50:30
  but I just wanted to to remind everybody that they said he's not doing an Italian
• 50:34
  accent but he is doing something so I'm I'm like I just I just want to I just
• 50:40
  want to remind everybody that that we don't know what he's going to do but
• 50:43
  apparently it is something so I'm fascinated to see what it is yeah yeah
• 50:47
  and if it's just him talking like himself I'm going to be disappointed
• 50:50
  yeah yeah yeah yeah the thing he's doing is just being himself right well no than
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  no you're right I'm I'm Keen to know as well maybe that's the delayed that's
• 51:01
  what the delay is they're like you know we just still haven't figured out what
• 51:04
  he's going to yeah they sizzled this up and now he's like how we going to make I
• 51:08
  was just going to talk yeah now now the problem for this is I am not going to
• 51:12
  see this movie so you two are going to have to tell me I'm not going to [ __ ]
• 51:16
  watch it either mate no way I have no interest in watching a cartoon got no
• 51:21
  interest in even playing Mario fine I'll watch it I'll watch it so you take one
• 51:25
  for the team he's going to talk they're going to script it like it's in an
• 51:29
  accent but he's just going to read it dead straight like he's just going to
• 51:32
  say like I'm a Mario I'm a gunna win
• 51:35
  like and just let's a go and we all know we all know Charlie Day can't do an
• 51:40
  accent and in fact he's he's admitted as such mhm oh he's Luigi is he yeah he's
• 51:45
  Luigi so it's just going to be please make this live action please for God's
• 51:49
  sake cowards you [ __ ] cowards just do go all in or Charlie day has to doing a
• 51:55
  bad Italian accent too cuz I would love like if it was live action I'm all
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  in MH mhm who was in the it was John Lego from mentioned earlier in the
• 52:06
  podcast and uh who's also not Italian
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  right isn't he Hispanic yes I I don't know exactly where I don't remember who
• 52:15
  the other one was oh wait it was Bob Hoskins it was Bob Hoskins yeah holy
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  [ __ ] who is definitely not Italian no did he do the accent
• 52:27
  I don't think he was just I think he was just here my Bob [ __ ] oskins yeah
• 52:31
  good day am Mario yeah Mario Mario the [ __ ] Dennis Hopper was
• 52:38
  Cooper oh wow I forgot I don't think I even knew Dennis Hopper at that time
• 52:44
  yeah I watched it not that long ago it it's not a bad movie how did you it's
• 52:49
  great how did you watch Super Mario Brothers movie and not we didn't already talk about
• 52:54
  it oh I think we did and it was like this is like a year ago you've got top
• 52:59
  secrets sitting right there and you're like what haven't I seen have you
• 53:02
  watched that yet have you watched it yet Luke still in the W God H it's so good
• 53:09
  it's so good if you love valim oh you guys got to watch the Val Kilmer
• 53:12
  documentary though Luke watch that before you watch top secret does it talk
• 53:18
  about why he's not a thing anymore yes that's what it is
• 53:24
  about it's absolutely what it is oh did you see the the Maverick the new you
• 53:28
  know new Top Gun sequel apparently it's people are [ __ ] raving about it yeah
• 53:32
  people are saying it's really good yeah it's like a return to 80s action movie
• 53:36
  cinema where it's like massive spectacle with heart yeah so all right cuz the
• 53:41
  trailer I was like yeah I'm still yeah I'm probably going to wait for that to
• 53:47
  become to a streaming service oh yeah for sure for sure I'm not going to the
• 53:50
  cinema for that I'm not going to cinema for [ __ ] anything yeah I'm not going
• 53:53
  very off oh there's nothing on my radar at the cinema anymore cuz I'm happy to
• 53:56
  watch Doctor Strange I'm super psyched for doctor strange but more than happy
• 54:00
  to watch that on Disney plus yeah and it'll come out pretty quick cuz like the
• 54:04
  Batman's already out on streaming that happened very quickly yeah I got a shock
• 54:10
  when I saw that was like now available yeah I got to check on this
• 54:14
  again just give me two seconds sure it's cuz I go fight a
• 54:19
  baby the baby's calling him out got to be something I want to see no Jurassic
• 54:25
  World I didn't watch the last one Jurassic world stupid make no sense yeah
• 54:32
  oh I guess I should watch it at some point oh what's the first Jurassic world
• 54:36
  the whole yeah the whole it sort of madees it so the first one is like
• 54:42
  they've got the park and it's all up and running everyone's happy yeah then they
• 54:46
  escape now You' think that they'd go back and they'd fix it and try and
• 54:49
  capture them all get the park up and running again because that's
• 54:53
  money but no now there's a they've just let the place dinosaurs run
• 54:59
  ramp it okay and the a volcano is going to destroy the
• 55:04
  island okay yep that's the plot of the second one and that's a plot of the
• 55:09
  second one and there's a whole thing should we go and save the dinosaurs or not
• 55:15
  and there's a court case and they go nope we're just going to let them die
• 55:18
  what about the ocean dinosaurs that that they had in there they they didn't get
• 55:23
  out they they they were yeah they didn't get out that was already dead Okay so
• 55:28
  nothing escaped the island as such except but people the these guys who
• 55:34
  want to sell it to other countries to use for armies or something went in and
• 55:40
  stole some of the dinosaurs and were auctioning them off right okay all right
• 55:45
  yeah it made no sense I guess I got to watch
• 55:49
  it I am curious but I but I don't understand
• 55:55
  what why the Govern was up he's back and he's got a hat on that was oh it's a Top
• 56:00
  Gun hat where did you get that I know somebody works for Amazon oh good point
• 56:04
  and so you just bought it from Amazon she like you want this hat I'm
• 56:09
  like yes yes I do I was just very badly explaining the plot of the second
• 56:15
  Jurassic world movie did you watch the second one Dan I couldn't make it
• 56:20
  through the first Jurassic world because
• 56:23
  I love Jurassic Park so much so so much
• 56:28
  and the original sequels to Jurassic Park were also not very good but they
• 56:33
  were still in the spirit of the first Jurassic Park movie these new
• 56:38
  ones they're just I the only way that I could describe the when I watched that
• 56:43
  is soulless I felt they were soulless the first one the thing that
• 56:49
  made no sense to me is they've got the park people are going people can ride
• 56:55
  dinosaurs and but they got fall you know there's still right where
• 57:01
  you're not allowed to ride the animals and they're animals that really exist
• 57:05
  and no one's bored of that yeah yeah I think that's
• 57:10
  where that and the second one made even less sense where they don't reopen the park they
• 57:17
  let they let it overgrow and it's going to I think a volcano is going to destroy it
• 57:22
  okay and so the whole thing is about trying to save the dinosaurs pret wants
• 57:26
  to go back and save his Raptors right and super RoR bad guys want to go and
• 57:32
  steal them and sell them to evil countries like
• 57:37
  America I'll put a pin in that I've got to tell you something soon all right
• 57:41
  we'll come we'll swing back to that well that's it I'm done that's that's well we
• 57:44
  talking about Jurassic Park because Sam Neils called public this week and said
• 57:49
  please don't blame me for the shitty accent I did in uh the original Jurassic
• 57:52
  I I don't know what he means by that cuz maybe just because I watched it when
• 57:56
  young and I don't notice it but now I'm going to I Noti it either but uh this
• 58:00
  article apparently well apparently he's been criticized for slipping in and out
• 58:03
  of an American accent oh and not not maintaining it the whole time but
• 58:07
  evidently he was going to do the whole thing in an American accent and had
• 58:11
  practiced and then just before they started filming Spielberg was like you
• 58:15
  know what [ __ ] it you could be from anywhere there's no nothing that says
• 58:17
  Alan Grant can't be from New Zealand just do your own voice and then he was
• 58:21
  like oh okay they started filming and then he was like oh maybe don't don't be
• 58:27
  quite so New Zealand and then he's like maybe find halfway between that American
• 58:33
  that you were doing on the first day and the new Ze you were doing now well I
• 58:37
  haven't practiced that yeah so he was just trying to kind of feel his way
• 58:41
  through what a half American half New Zealand accent might be like maybe we
• 58:45
  didn't notice it because we're sort of used to both accents yeah sure so and
• 58:52
  actually I've never noticed Sam Neil to sound particularly New Zealand anyway
• 58:58
  and Aussie ears are usually quite in tune with the differences I know from
• 59:03
  mouth of Madness as well which I know is a trash movie but I love it it's John
• 59:07
  carer fantastic movie yeah great movie I think it's widely
• 59:13
  considered to be trash but that's whatever and he doesn't have a kiwi
• 59:17
  accent in that he plays in amer I think he's got more of an strain one that's
• 59:22
  what I think too but I think that's just because he's played down the Kiwi of it
• 59:26
  to just be a bit more broad over the years can't we can't we just go AUST
• 59:29
  he's Australian just claim him oh we have we have it's
• 59:34
  just a kiwi as well isn't he oh they can have him they can [ __ ] have row no no
• 59:39
  because of Russell Crow we have the South City rabbito back it is his one
• 59:44
  contribution to to to the Australian culture fighting around the world he owns the
• 59:50
  bunnies and actually next year they're looking at having round one or round
• 59:55
  zero as they they're calling it they're going to have sou City and Manley play
• 59:59
  their first game in America oh oh where why they're going to call it round
• 1:00:05
  they're going to call it round zero so it's going to be the actual part of the
• 1:00:08
  competition they're going to fly over there play play the game there and then
• 1:00:13
  the rest of the competition will start the week after but they'll have a buy so
• 1:00:16
  it's not like they get caught up with jet lag and stuff where are they playing
• 1:00:20
  but yeah yeah um I don't know I'll let you know imagine Matt could go to a
• 1:00:25
  [ __ ] rabbit game you couldn't go to because it was in [ __ ] like Eastern
• 1:00:30
  seab cuz it's in Provident you able to go please go it would be amazing I
• 1:00:36
  wonder how many people I am interested I am interested yeah I'd be interested too
• 1:00:40
  it's I don't know how if Matt sees but every now and again I'll see stuff where
• 1:00:45
  like there's like a big hit he's being shown around on like American news like
• 1:00:51
  sports channels oh okay a hit in a football game last week where B
• 1:00:55
  basically he was hit so hard his pants came
• 1:01:02
  off oh yeah yeah been that too
• 1:01:10
  yeah but Americans also get confused as like what where where is their
• 1:01:15
  protection like where is I can tell he's not wearing a condom cuz his pants have come
• 1:01:20
  [Laughter] off but yeah the risk of getting while
• 1:01:26
  playing rugby is is high man it's gone down since H got kicked
• 1:01:31
  out it's actually that was why I have the blood bin yeah why I have the blood
• 1:01:38
  bin a bin full of blood and if your team Los you drink it what the [ __ ] is the blood
• 1:01:44
  bin the blood bin is hey you're bleeding a bit much go get go go get that sorted
• 1:01:51
  out so you so you're not getting other people no that should definitely happen
• 1:01:57
  it's like the it's like the sin bin right right but for bleeding people but
• 1:02:02
  but yeah it's the blood beIN like go away and don't come back until you've
• 1:02:05
  got that they do that they'll treat it they'll put literally put Like Glue on like in the
• 1:02:10
  AFL like that GL it yeah and then if it doesn't stop then it's like now you're
• 1:02:13
  out of the game mate blood bin is that what really what they call it yeah oh
• 1:02:18
  now I'm just thinking of that that old episode of uh de grassy High where you
• 1:02:22
  find out oh yeah yeah one of them has AIDS yeah and be the [ __ ] out of him and he's like
• 1:02:28
  you don't want to get this blood on you and then he goes like get away yeah that
• 1:02:31
  terrified me when I was a kid cuz he was having sex with an older lady as well
• 1:02:35
  wasn't he I don't remember if I remember correctly was he yes you reminded me
• 1:02:42
  of with the blood bin and the sin bin how in hockey ice hockey they have the
• 1:02:46
  little jail if you do if you're a naughty player if you seen that they
• 1:02:50
  they put you in jail there's literally a little booth you have to sit in at the
• 1:02:53
  side it's like like player jail made me laugh you don't get to sit with
• 1:02:58
  your team or anything you just get to go sit in this little cell but it means
• 1:03:01
  you've done something very crowd if you get you get like a punch up or something
• 1:03:05
  like that then they're like get in the get in the the jail [ __ ] jail yeah I
• 1:03:10
  forget what it's called but the the problem is is they will have like if
• 1:03:13
  there is a punch up and it's and both of them sort of go to play a jail as they
• 1:03:17
  call their jails are right next to each other they're like SI fighting fish and
• 1:03:23
  they'll just kill themselves smashing into the wall to get each
• 1:03:28
  watch if I was in America I think hockey would be the sport I would watch yeah
• 1:03:33
  right just cuz it's fast yeah I know what you mean and there's still fights
• 1:03:39
  yeah I went and saw a cuz I watched
• 1:03:42
  Super Bowl and my God it's a long
• 1:03:46
  Game Stop stop we're not talking about F1 no I'm saying I'm telling them to
• 1:03:53
  like they have to stop I had mentioned it but luk mentioned it so that's the F1
• 1:03:58
  menion of the week but yeah it's stopped we're going to change team oh we're
• 1:04:01
  going to kick we're going to bring this team on oh we're going to do this stop
• 1:04:04
  oh they didn't catch the ball stop time we ran out of bounds stop time MH yeah I
• 1:04:09
  don't know how how it works the only game I've watched I guess the um I think
• 1:04:13
  I've watched hockey here and I went to a baseball game I watched the Red Sox and
• 1:04:17
  the Yankees which is apparently a very oh okay you know not prestigious but
• 1:04:22
  like people love to watch that cuz there a big rivalry rivalry there but it was
• 1:04:26
  mostly he went for like 4 hours and the first two like 3 and a half everybody
• 1:04:32
  just seemed disinterested and got drunk and then right at the end it actually
• 1:04:35
  got interesting cuz it was like oh somebody's win yeah and then and then
• 1:04:40
  everyone got really engaged so that was my takeaway was it is that what
• 1:04:44
  baseballs I've never watched a baseball game I'm aware of baseball but is that
• 1:04:47
  how it works yeah that's the only one I've seen um essentially essentially
• 1:04:51
  from what I've seen yes there's they because not a lot really happens and a
• 1:04:57
  good game can be like one team scores one run right it's like cuz like I think
• 1:05:03
  early on it could just it could go either way and so it's kind of like yeah
• 1:05:06
  we'll see what happens kind of you do your ironing while you're watching it
• 1:05:11
  are they called runs yeah yes another dumb question for
• 1:05:15
  someone who's never watched baseball do the Red Socks wear red
• 1:05:20
  socks yes good I'm glad Luke answered that cuz I don't know I did not pay
• 1:05:27
  their feet Danny I think they're partially blue at least a little bit
• 1:05:30
  blue are they I have no idea think we Red Socks but but I said it was such
• 1:05:36
  conf they must have at some point in their history they have to be their logo
• 1:05:41
  is Red Socks do the Red Socks wear red socks yes they do they do okay and
• 1:05:47
  there's a white socks too right is there any other colors is like see now see now
• 1:05:52
  I'm getting conflicting reports here on the internet we've got conflicting
• 1:05:55
  reports coming in that the Red Socks wear blue socks well what that's what [ __ ]
• 1:06:00
  sense does that make or they wear red stocking no why do I know it you know
• 1:06:05
  when you have a red head and these nicknames Bluey this is the opposite that's right
• 1:06:10
  I've I can see photos of wearing blue and then photos of them wearing red I
• 1:06:14
  think it depends on whether it's the home or away uniform is
• 1:06:18
  socks or is it socks SX s Sox SX okay so maybe that doesn't mean socks at all
• 1:06:24
  maybe that's an old B term for something else their logo is Red Socks it's
• 1:06:29
  literally a pair of socks it literally is a pair of socks that's true so
• 1:06:33
  [ __ ] syney geese and the [ __ ] now he's gone over and he supports the
• 1:06:38
  [ __ ] Red Sox but it's funny there the there is still the big rivalry between
• 1:06:43
  New York Yankees and Boston Red Sox all because of Babe Ruth which was what a
• 1:06:47
  100 years ago I don't know when he was around and which one did he play for
• 1:06:53
  yeah I know he's a CH both oh he play well hold on hold on and now he's going
• 1:06:58
  over to the other side he's batting for them how how is this even working is he
• 1:07:03
  getting two paychecks for this I think it was pitching to himself
• 1:07:09
  and then and then he went over to the Red Sox and then it was like the Red Sox
• 1:07:13
  curse that they didn't they could never win a World Series oh okay and why is it
• 1:07:20
  the World Series isn't it just America what other countries are involved
• 1:07:24
  actually there are there are a few does that surprise you does surprise you that
• 1:07:27
  America would call it's the whole [ __ ] world yeah from California to New
• 1:07:32
  York so there are a few countries that do call them out and go hey we're ready
• 1:07:36
  to play your winners now so for the World Series and America just doesn't
• 1:07:41
  Japan is there cuz Japan is [ __ ] they are [ __ ] great at baseball
• 1:07:47
  yep speaking of America that's an old rival sorry go on oh should SK so World
• 1:07:52
  Series so 1918 was the last time Boston
• 1:07:56
  Red Sox one B series and then until 2004 when b Bruce finally came back and
• 1:08:02
  played with him when the curse was lifted he died and there was also a
• 1:08:06
  movie that came out at that same time with Drew Barrymore oh that sounds awful
• 1:08:13
  is it was it baseball or you just telling was really weird cuz the movie
• 1:08:16
  was about of falling into love with a guy with who was a like a Red Sox fan
• 1:08:22
  okay and it just coincided she lost a memory they kissed every day for the first
• 1:08:28
  time but it just coincided that it just worked out that that was the year that
• 1:08:32
  they won the World Series so it's just s of like the perfect ending I got my
• 1:08:37
  haircut the other day and I I'd like to be a hairdresser because I'd love to
• 1:08:42
  have someone come in my work and tell me exactly what they want and then to just
• 1:08:47
  ignore that and to just do what I want to do and have them not being able to do
• 1:08:52
  anything that would be nice wouldn't it anyway that's not why I'm here here um
• 1:08:56
  to complain about my haircut I had a CO
• 1:09:00
  conspiratory theorist oh hairdresser right really really who cuz you're
• 1:09:06
  trapped there too you have to listen to it yeah but also I encouraged it a
• 1:09:10
  little bit because I wanted to see cuz she was also she was just kind of laying
• 1:09:14
  a little breadcrumbs to see if I was okay sure cuz she was like it's co
• 1:09:20
  thing's a bit [ __ ] isn't it and I'm like y yeah no matter what way you look
• 1:09:26
  at it certainly is just like yeah I can't help but think there's
• 1:09:31
  someone behind it and I'm like mhm right
• 1:09:35
  mhm really she's like yeah I'll tell you one thing it's not the Chinese and I'm
• 1:09:41
  like no you know that do you and she's
• 1:09:45
  like it's the Americans and I was like oh she's like have you noticed that all
• 1:09:52
  of the vaccines come from America I'm like I don't think that's true but true
• 1:09:58
  not true not true I think I think scientists and Pathologists the world
• 1:10:03
  over were coming together to make those there's Russian ones Chinese ones
• 1:10:07
  European ones American ones Australian ones anyway so I was like oh yeah yeah
• 1:10:10
  she's like and you know we we have to all buy them from America like again
• 1:10:16
  don't know that that's true but I'm going to there was a problem where
• 1:10:19
  America bought them all at the beginning because they put a bunch of money into
• 1:10:23
  funding them in other countries and then said we'll give you all the money but
• 1:10:26
  you got to give us first dibs and we just bought them all that
• 1:10:30
  happened yeah but then uh she started going yeah cuz America it's just all
• 1:10:35
  about capitalism I'm like okay I can get on board this so she's like um I mean
• 1:10:39
  that's true then she starts going maybe something needs to be done about America
• 1:10:43
  whoa and I was like sorry what and she was like and then like
• 1:10:50
  suddenly suddenly she was like maybe America needs to get wiped off the face
• 1:10:55
  of the earth and I was like now if if I was anywhere other than
• 1:11:02
  a [ __ ] hairdresser in the NorthShore of Sydney I I I would think calling the
• 1:11:06
  police yeah like but like I'm pretty sure this woman's just regurgitating
• 1:11:09
  some [ __ ] she's disgust all North America including
• 1:11:14
  Canada and Mexico
• 1:11:18
  americ South America yeah Jesus Hawaii the Philippines cuz it was a former
• 1:11:24
  American colony yeah
• 1:11:27
  jeez yeah got real awkward got real
• 1:11:31
  awkward wow so you didn't sign up then you can tell me if you did no I'm not
• 1:11:37
  even going back there to get my haircut so no chance of that but does she think
• 1:11:41
  the Earth's flat I guarantee you she's got an opinion on it or one way or the
• 1:11:45
  other there's a good chance that she may I thought you was going to say there's a
• 1:11:48
  good chance that is
• 1:11:52
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