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Country Fried Twilight · Vibe Check LIVE

• 0:00
  Chris: And now, a dramatic reading of Twilight.
• 0:05
  Charles: You're impossibly fast and strong.
• 0:10
  Charles: Your skin is pale white and ice cold.
• 0:14
  Charles: Your eyes change color and sometimes you speak like you're from a different time.
• 0:20
  Charles: You can never eat or drink anything.
• 0:22
  Charles: You don't go into the sunlight.
• 0:25
  Charles: Pause, wait I'm not supposed to read that.
• 0:28
  Charles: How old are you?
• 0:29
  Charles: Seventeen.
• 0:31
  Charles: How long have you been seventeen?
• 0:34
  Nora: A while.
• 0:36
  Charles: I know what you are.
• 0:38
  Nora: Say it. Say it out loud. Say it.
• 0:42
  Charles: You're a vampire.
• 0:45
  Nora: Are you afraid?
• 0:47
  Charles: No.
• 0:49
  Nora: Then ask me the most basic question. What do we eat?
• 0:54
  Charles: I love the face that you're doing.
• 0:56
  Charles: (laughing)
• 0:57
  Charles: You're doing the mogging.
• 0:59
  Nora: I am mogging.
• 1:00
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:03
  Charles: That was great.
• 1:03
  Charles: What do you guys think in the back room
• 1:05
  Charles: on a scale of one to 10?
• 1:07
  Mandy: Your Kermie was better.
• 1:08
  Mandy: Your Kermie was a 10.
• 1:09
  Mandy: This was, I'll give it a solid eight.
• 1:11
  Charles: Should I do some of the lines as Kermit?
• 1:13
  Mandy: I feel like you should.
• 1:14
  Charles: You're impossibly fast and strong.
• 1:16
  Charles: Your skin is pale white and ice cold.
• 1:19
  Charles: Your eyes change-- - Kermit!
• 1:21
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:22
  Charles: Your eyes change color and sometimes you speak
• 1:24
  Charles: Like you're from a different time.
• 1:26
  Charles: You never eat or drink anything,
• 1:28
  Charles: and you don't go into the sunlight.
• 1:30
  Charles: Yay!
• 1:30
  Nora: 17!
• 1:32
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:34
  Charles: Roll that intro.
• 2:23
  Charles: I was doing it all last week, the mogging phase.
• 2:26
  Charles: But I feel like we're gonna do it all this week.
• 2:28
  Charles: Like I did it because I looked so skinny on camera.
• 2:30
  Charles: And now this week we're gonna do it
• 2:32
  Charles: just because we're making fun of Edward.
• 2:35
  Charles: (laughing)
• 2:41
  Charles: I have to do it a little bit more like,
• 2:43
  Charles: 'cause that's a little bit more smug.
• 2:45
  Charles: He's a little bit more.
• 2:48
  Chris: Folks, welcome to Vibe Check Live.
• 2:50
  Chris: It is our weekly dose of insanity.
• 2:52
  Chris: We're glad you are with us.
• 2:54
  Chris: Give us a phone call at 888-853-VIBE.
• 2:57
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• 2:59
  Chris: Tell us your deepest, darkest desires.
• 3:01
  Chris: Tell us what sweet nothings you want Charles
• 3:04
  Chris: to read into the microphone as Kermit the Frog.
• 3:07
  Chris: Yeah.
• 3:08
  Chris: Yes.
• 3:08
  Mandy: Tell us if you're Team Edward or Team Bella.
• 3:10
  Mandy: Nope, Team Edward or Team Jacob.
• 3:12
  Mandy: I'm not Bella.
• 3:13
  Charles: Honestly, I don't like Bella either.
• 3:16
  Charles: We'll get to it.
• 3:16
  Charles: We'll get to it.
• 3:18
  Charles: We'll get there.
• 3:19
  Charles: Hi, folks.
• 3:20
  Charles: Like Chris said, welcome to Vibe Check.
• 3:22
  Charles: I am your humblest of hosts, Charles Joseph Kelly.
• 3:29
  Nora: And we've established this before.
• 3:30
  Nora: I'm not humble at all.
• 3:31
  Nora: And I'm Nora.
• 3:32
  Charles: And on the ones and twos, who do we got back in the studio
• 3:35
  Charles: today?
• 3:36
  Chris: I am Edward Cullen, but you can call me Chris.
• 3:39
  Chris: Hello, everybody.
• 3:40
  Chris: Good to be here.
• 3:41
  Chris: Sorry we were gone last week.
• 3:43
  Chris: Why were we gone last week, y'all?
• 3:45
  Charles: We were just all feeling rough.
• 3:47
  Charles: Real tired.
• 3:48
  Charles: It was a rough, rough week.
• 3:51
  Nora: The thing that I did last week instead of the show,
• 3:54
  Mandy: I took a four-hour nap.
• 3:55
  Mandy: They took five vials of my blood to test me.
• 3:59
  Chris: Yeah, Mandy almost died as a result
• 4:01
  Chris: of our team-building excursion.
• 4:04
  Chris: Mandy, tell us about that.
• 4:05
  Mandy: I usually have a handler that makes sure
• 4:08
  Mandy: I don't touch anything or sanitizes my hands before I eat.
• 4:12
  Mandy: And they were not there to take care of me
• 4:15
  Mandy: and to handle, fondle me.
• 4:18
  Mandy: And so
• 4:18
  Mandy: A little bit of both.
• 4:19
  Mandy: Yeah, a little bit of both.
• 4:20
  Mandy: And so I got sick from wrestling dudes.
• 4:23
  Mandy: We know that's what it was.
• 4:25
  Mandy: Gross, unwashed.
• 4:25
  Mandy: You were wrestling the dudes?
• 4:27
  Mandy: Unfortunately not, but I do have my favorite picked out.
• 4:30
  Mandy: Ooh, who's your favorite?
• 4:33
  Mandy: The Tom Selleck lookalike, Dapper Dan.
• 4:36
  Mandy: Deck Draper, yes.
• 4:37
  Mandy: Yeah, Deck Draper. - There we go.
• 4:39
  Chris: Did you say Dapper Dan?
• 4:40
  Chris: Yeah.
• 4:41
  Chris: Dapper Dan is also a good name, I would say.
• 4:44
  Nora: Deck Draper is who I picture Carl
• 4:46
  Nora: from Dungeon Crawler Carl as when I read the books,
• 4:49
  Nora: because I just appreciate him that much.
• 4:51
  Nora: So. - Makes sense.
• 4:52
  Charles: Yeah, you've said that like seven times now.
• 4:54
  Nora: I know, it's just
• 4:55
  Nora: Look, he was our favorite for a reason.
• 4:57
  Nora: That's the only-- - We liked him.
• 4:58
  Nora: The one anecdote that I have about it.
• 5:00
  Chris: We all just liked him because he ripped his pants off.
• 5:03
  Mandy: I mean, before we knew he was gonna do that.
• 5:06
  Mandy: He had dimples too. - That's true.
• 5:07
  Mandy: We were on board. - Y'all were going crazy.
• 5:09
  Mandy: We were ready to go before that.
• 5:11
  Charles: Yeah, yep.
• 5:12
  Charles: So what have you guys been up to for the last two weeks?
• 5:14
  Charles: What the heck has been going on?
• 5:16
  Nora: I had an exciting weekend, or start to my week.
• 5:19
  Nora: So on Monday night, my dog is like freaking out,
• 5:23
  Nora: kind of panic barking at something.
• 5:25
  Nora: And I go outside and I found a baby squirrel
• 5:27
  Nora: that fell out of its nest.
• 5:29
  Nora: So I made a little video for you guys
• 5:31
  Nora: so you can see my little journey with baby squirrel.
• 5:34
  Nora: I want to call him baby nut,
• 5:35
  Nora: but I know that both of you are gonna make fun of that.
• 5:38
  Nora: So.
• 5:39
  Nora: No, I won't do that.
• 5:40
  Nora: I won't, Chris, we're not allowed to make any baby nut jokes.
• 5:44
  Nora: He was just, he was this little baby squirrel
• 5:46
  Nora: and was so afraid of my dog,
• 5:49
  Nora: but my dog was like not super aggressive.
• 5:51
  Nora: She was just excited and wanted to play with it.
• 5:53
  Nora: But yeah, Chris, if you could roll the video.
• 5:55
  Chris: Wait, how did you cuddle the baby nut?
• 5:58
  Chris: (Chris cooing)
• 6:02
  Nora: My dog was yelling at something last night and long story short, I have a baby squirrel.
• 6:11
  Mandy: It was so cute. White women will rescue anything.
• 6:17
  Nora: White night complex. Reunification didn't work which is sad but
• 6:23
  Nora: Matilda did find the baby.
• 6:25
  Nora: It crawled out of the box and she played with it,
• 6:29
  Nora: but it's not injured.
• 6:31
  Nora: Like it, it might have some of the internal,
• 6:33
  Nora: but like here it's breathing.
• 6:36
  Nora: It's still adorably cute.
• 6:39
  Nora: It's so cute.
• 6:40
  Nora: I have a whole box set up.
• 6:41
  Nora: I have a little warm spot,
• 6:43
  Nora: a little spot for baby to sleep.
• 6:45
  Nora: I have baby in this box.
• 6:49
  Nora: It's going in this box up here.
• 6:52
  Charles: I'm gonna put that box in a box.
• 6:54
  Charles: Because it kept climbing out.
• 6:55
  Charles: Smash that box with a hammer.
• 6:57
  Nora: It kept climbing out.
• 6:59
  Nora: I'm just gonna go ahead and
• 7:02
  Nora: seal this up for now.
• 7:04
  Nora: We'll see baby in the morning.
• 7:06
  Nora: Drive the long way.
• 7:08
  Nora: So, here we go.
• 7:10
  Nora: Baby's squirrel rescue time.
• 7:11
  Nora: I'm here with my little squirrel friend.
• 7:14
  Nora: My squirrel friend is here.
• 7:15
  Nora: And we're gonna drive down the long way.
• 7:17
  Chris: I love that you made a whole vlog on this, Dora.
• 7:19
  Nora: Look it's her Disney princess moment. Yeah
• 7:51
  Nora: And little friend is doing pretty good.
• 7:54
  Nora: We're sleeping.
• 7:55
  Nora: I gotta go say goodbye.
• 7:58
  Nora: That's quite the time.
• 8:00
  Mandy: I've always wanted to be a Disney princess.
• 8:02
  Charles: I think we all have.
• 8:04
  Charles: I love, okay.
• 8:05
  Charles: I love that you used that photo again
• 8:07
  Charles: because I wanted to bring it up.
• 8:08
  Charles: It looked more, less like you were holding the squirrel
• 8:11
  Charles: and more like you were doing a nail reveal.
• 8:14
  Nora: (laughing)
• 8:15
  Nora: Look at my nails and also the squirrel.
• 8:17
  Charles: This is how I show off my nails with a squirrel in my hand.
• 8:22
  Charles: As you do.
• 8:23
  Nora: It was just the cutest little baby,
• 8:25
  Nora: and it curled up on my shoulder.
• 8:27
  Nora: And I got it to the rehab today, so it's
• 8:31
  Nora: going to go hang out with all of its other orphan baby squirrels.
• 8:34
  Nora: So when you rehab them, do they send you updates
• 8:36
  Nora: on how little Nut is doing?
• 8:38
  Nora: I opted in, so hopefully I get some updates.
• 8:41
  Nora: OK, good.
• 8:42
  Nora: And I was like
• 8:43
  Nora: I had so much anxiety.
• 8:45
  Nora: It was like, "Mandy, you're probably most familiar
• 8:47
  Nora: "with this, but like puppy anxiety."
• 8:49
  Nora: Yeah. - You know, you never know
• 8:51
  Nora: that they're gonna die or something on you.
• 8:53
  Nora: Like, you never know.
• 8:55
  Nora: And so I was like so anxious between the time
• 8:58
  Nora: that I found it and the time I dropped it off.
• 9:00
  Nora: I was like, "Please don't die, please don't die,
• 9:02
  Nora: "please don't die, I don't want you to die."
• 9:05
  Nora: No, too much responsibility for me.
• 9:07
  Nora: Yeah, it was a lot of responsibility.
• 9:09
  Nora: Maybe in another life I'll be a wildlife rehabber,
• 9:11
  Nora: But baby squirrels are just the cutest little things,
• 9:16
  Nora: even though adult squirrels are nasty.
• 9:17
  Nora: But like, baby
• 9:19
  Nora: What did Big Nut do to you?
• 9:24
  Charles: They
• 9:25
  Charles: Are you against Big Nut?
• 9:26
  Nora: --ate all of the corn from our garden.
• 9:28
  Chris: Tell us where Big Nut hurt you.
• 9:29
  Nora: We didn't get any corn from our garden
• 9:31
  Nora: this year because the squirrels ate every single ear of corn.
• 9:35
  Nora: And they sit in the trees and scream at us
• 9:38
  Nora: when we're in our own yard.
• 9:39
  Nora: And they're just little bastards.
• 9:41
  Nora: They're plotting against us.
• 9:44
  Nora: They tease the dogs.
• 9:45
  Nora: They're smarter than we give them credit for.
• 9:47
  Nora: Tell us how you really feel.
• 9:49
  Nora: The baby nut, little nut, he was so cute.
• 9:52
  Nora: It was just the cutest little thing.
• 9:54
  Chris: So you like little nut, but you cannot lie.
• 9:58
  Nora: I guess.
• 10:00
  Nora: Yeah.
• 10:01
  Chris: Hey, Mandy, you went to Costco.
• 10:02
  Charles: What was that like?
• 10:04
  Charles: [LAUGHTER]
• 10:06
  Mandy: How am I supposed to follow that up?
• 10:08
  Chris: We're the masters of the segue over here.
• 10:11
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 10:13
  Mandy: My TV died and I think I normally can play,
• 10:17
  Mandy: I think, neurotypical pretty well in the world.
• 10:19
  Mandy: Like, you know, I get through the world pretty well.
• 10:21
  Mandy: No, no, this is full out neurodivergent.
• 10:24
  Mandy: I walk in there and I'm like, "TV."
• 10:26
  Mandy: And he's like, "What do you want?"
• 10:27
  Mandy: "TV now."
• 10:28
  Mandy: "Well, how much size?"
• 10:29
  Mandy: "TV now."
• 10:30
  Mandy: Big.
• 10:31
  Mandy: He's like, "Well, how much money?"
• 10:33
  Mandy: "I don't care.
• 10:34
  Mandy: "TV now."
• 10:34
  Mandy: And he's like, "But really."
• 10:35
  Mandy: And I was like, "No."
• 10:36
  Mandy: I need TV. - "I do not care.
• 10:37
  Mandy: Sell me a TV now, I cannot be left alone
• 10:40
  Mandy: with my thoughts for more than 20 seconds, no.
• 10:43
  Chris: Why was our intern not with you?
• 10:44
  Chris: Oh my god.
• 10:46
  Mandy: The intern was there, but I'm paying for it,
• 10:48
  Mandy: so he can just shut up.
• 10:50
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 10:50
  Mandy: So he was like, "Well, well," and I was like,
• 10:52
  Mandy: "No, I want in and out in five minutes or I'm done.
• 10:55
  Mandy: "Let's go, let's go now."
• 10:56
  Mandy: Get me a TV.
• 10:57
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 10:57
  Mandy: So now I have a 77 inch OLED mat something
• 11:02
  Mandy: and a new sound system.
• 11:04
  Charles: Wow, you bought more than just TV.
• 11:08
  Mandy: What do I need?
• 11:09
  Mandy: I don't know what makes TV go.
• 11:10
  Chris: Well, when you walk into a store
• 11:13
  Chris: and you tell the salesperson,
• 11:15
  Chris: hey, here's a blank check.
• 11:17
  Chris: I don't really care about the cost
• 11:19
  Chris: or the specs or anything else.
• 11:22
  Chris: I need to go shopping with Mandy.
• 11:24
  Chris: Right?
• 11:24
  Mandy: I hate shopping, guys.
• 11:26
  Mandy: I hate it.
• 11:27
  Mandy: Like, I want in and out.
• 11:28
  Mandy: I bought my car and like drove it in one place
• 11:31
  Mandy: and then went and bought it somewhere else
• 11:32
  Mandy: and I told the guy,
• 11:33
  Mandy: 'cause the other people took too long to sell me a car.
• 11:35
  Mandy: And I said, "So you better make this fast."
• 11:38
  Mandy: And he was like, "Oh my God, yeah, okay."
• 11:39
  Mandy: And we were in and out in 45 minutes.
• 11:42
  Mandy: Wow.
• 11:42
  Mandy: Maybe an hour.
• 11:43
  Chris: That's like a superpower of a sort.
• 11:45
  Nora: But she's not afraid to drop some dollars when she shops.
• 11:50
  Nora: 'Cause it gets her out of there faster.
• 11:51
  Mandy: If it gets me out of there faster,
• 11:52
  Mandy: or if I'm more comfortable, done.
• 11:55
  Chris: You would walk into a dealership looking for a Honda Civic
• 11:58
  Chris: and leave with a Rolls Royce?
• 12:01
  Chris: (laughing)
• 12:03
  Mandy: I do have my handler with me most of the time for reasons.
• 12:06
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 12:08
  Chris: And whenever you go outside without your handler,
• 12:11
  Chris: you end up like half dead.
• 12:12
  Chris: Yeah.
• 12:13
  Nora: I mean, our yarn excursion went pretty successfully,
• 12:17
  Nora: but you did have your secondary.
• 12:19
  Nora: Yeah, I was gonna say
• 12:20
  Nora: Right, your favorite person there.
• 12:22
  Nora: Yeah, so Lynn is my adult as well.
• 12:24
  Nora: Right, yeah.
• 12:25
  Chris: It's good to have backup adults.
• 12:27
  Nora: A backup adult, yeah.
• 12:29
  Nora: Chris, what happened with you this weekend?
• 12:32
  Chris: So, this weekend I went on Saturday
• 12:35
  Chris: to the first annual, question mark,
• 12:39
  Chris: Colorado Pizza Festival.
• 12:41
  Chris: Oh.
• 12:42
  Chris: Very first time that they have done this.
• 12:44
  Chris: It was in Longmont, Colorado,
• 12:46
  Chris: which is about 45 minutes to an hour south of here.
• 12:50
  Chris: It's like three towns away.
• 12:51
  Chris: Yeah, between here and Denver,
• 12:53
  Chris: but they had over 25 different pizza places
• 12:58
  Chris: from around the state there,
• 13:00
  Chris: And I am really, really glad that we got there
• 13:03
  Chris: at the very beginning when they opened
• 13:05
  Chris: because it became chaos very quickly.
• 13:09
  Chris: Here's a video that I found online of the event.
• 13:12
  Chris: And I did not shoot this.
• 13:14
  Chris: You see the credit in the corner.
• 13:15
  Chris: But this does not accurately convey
• 13:18
  Chris: the scale of the amount of people that descended upon this
• 13:22
  Chris: because within 20 minutes of it opening at 1 o'clock,
• 13:26
  Chris: it was wall to wall.
• 13:28
  Chris: There was no, you could not see the ground.
• 13:31
  Chris: There were so many people there.
• 13:33
  Nora: That's crazy.
• 13:34
  Chris: They estimated at least 7,000 people attended the event
• 13:39
  Chris: and there were not specific lines for specific booths.
• 13:43
  Chris: It was just chaos.
• 13:45
  Chris: So I'm glad that I got there when I did.
• 13:48
  Chris: I got a little bit sunburned and we were only there
• 13:51
  Chris: for maybe 90 minutes or so.
• 13:53
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 13:54
  Mandy: You're an inside boy.
• 13:55
  Chris: I'm very much an inside boy.
• 13:57
  Chris: I really do.
• 13:58
  Chris: But it was a good time and got to try
• 14:00
  Chris: almost every pizza place, but only by sheer virtue
• 14:03
  Chris: of being there right when they opened
• 14:05
  Chris: because it was just madness.
• 14:06
  Chris: I saw stories online from people who said
• 14:09
  Chris: that they were there for hours and got like
• 14:13
  Chris: one or two slices of pizza, so very much lucked out.
• 14:16
  Mandy: This is all over Reddit now for people
• 14:18
  Mandy: who don't live here locally because it was
• 14:20
  Mandy: like mishandled so badly.
• 14:22
  Mandy: They wrote an apology letter.
• 14:23
  Mandy: Oh really?
• 14:24
  Mandy: Yeah, they did.
• 14:24
  Mandy: I should find that.
• 14:26
  Mandy: an official apology letter, they said that they were
• 14:28
  Mandy: only supposed to sell 4,000 tickets,
• 14:30
  Mandy: but they had lines and lines and lines everywhere,
• 14:33
  Mandy: and so they apologized for that.
• 14:35
  Nora: But their apologies
• 14:36
  Nora: We're sorry we made too much money.
• 14:39
  Nora: (laughing)
• 14:41
  Chris: To be transparent, this was a fundraiser for
• 14:44
  Chris: For good causes.
• 14:45
  Chris: Yeah, for all of the funds went to,
• 14:48
  Chris: I wanna say No Kid Hungry or Feeding America,
• 14:51
  Chris: one of those.
• 14:51
  Mandy: It's there, it's Slice Out Hunger,
• 14:53
  Mandy: Lotta Lotta, Food Rescue, Community Food Share.
• 14:56
  Mandy: That's awesome.
• 14:56
  Mandy: That's good, but apparently you could pay $60
• 15:01
  Mandy: and get an all you can eat pass,
• 15:03
  Mandy: and if you did that, they give you
• 15:04
  Mandy: tiny little slivers of pizza,
• 15:05
  Mandy: but if you paid out of your pocket,
• 15:07
  Mandy: you got a normal size.
• 15:08
  Chris: So here's my perspective on that,
• 15:11
  Chris: we have the statement from the festival up on the screen,
• 15:13
  Chris: but I paid for the all you can eat pass,
• 15:18
  Chris: Lynn did not, she just got the normal pass,
• 15:22
  Chris: and every booth that we went to,
• 15:24
  Chris: there was absolutely no delineation.
• 15:27
  Chris: Even though we had different colored wristbands,
• 15:29
  Chris: the places were just handing stuff out
• 15:30
  Chris: to everybody who walked up.
• 15:32
  Chris: There was one booth I saw that was taking any money,
• 15:35
  Chris: and of course their line ended up being the longest
• 15:38
  Chris: because of how much slower that made the process.
• 15:41
  Chris: But there was no like, oh, you have the all you can eat
• 15:44
  Chris: and you don't kind of a thing.
• 15:45
  Chris: It was just, I think if they want to simplify it
• 15:49
  Chris: a little bit for next year,
• 15:51
  Chris: I think it's just one ticket price gets you in
• 15:56
  Chris: and it's all you can eat.
• 15:57
  Chris: That way they don't have to worry about,
• 15:59
  Chris: well you paid money or you didn't,
• 16:01
  Chris: and everybody can be on the same page for that,
• 16:03
  Chris: 'cause that seemed to be a good chunk of the problem.
• 16:06
  Nora: Well and it also seems the problem was
• 16:08
  Nora: there were 4,000 people admitted
• 16:11
  Nora: within the first 45 minutes.
• 16:12
  Chris: Yeah, and-- - That's insane.
• 16:15
  Chris: A friend of mine who was also there,
• 16:17
  Chris: he got there at like maybe two o'clock,
• 16:19
  Chris: it opened at one and he was in line for close to an hour
• 16:22
  Chris: just to get in.
• 16:23
  Nora: That is a huge number of people there
• 16:25
  Mandy: in the first 45 minutes.
• 16:27
  Mandy: So my husband just texted me and he said,
• 16:30
  Mandy: what's naughty list is he on in the tabs?
• 16:33
  Mandy: So up there on the tabs, did you know what naughty list?
• 16:37
  Charles: Oh, Chris, you should click that,
• 16:39
  Nora: you should click that real quick.
• 16:41
  Chris: That's for the Twilight.
• 16:43
  Chris: Okay, okay.
• 16:43
  Nora: I texted and I was like, that's my link.
• 16:46
  Chris: Yeah, I was like, that's not me.
• 16:48
  Nora: That's me.
• 16:49
  Nora: It's a person you married.
• 16:51
  Chris: Those are in my private tabs.
• 16:54
  Chris: Incredible.
• 16:55
  Nora: That's amazing.
• 16:57
  Chris: But yeah, so the event just became much bigger
• 17:00
  Chris: than I think anyone expected and it showed.
• 17:02
  Chris: But it was the first year, they're gonna screw up.
• 17:05
  Chris: You're gonna, you know, you wanna make an omelet,
• 17:07
  Chris: you gotta break some eggs.
• 17:08
  Mandy: Would you go again?
• 17:10
  Mandy: I don't know.
• 17:11
  Chris: I would prefer to go if it's
• 17:15
  Mandy: You're wearing sunscreen?
• 17:16
  Chris: If I'm wearing sunscreen.
• 17:18
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 17:19
  Chris: And if things were a little bit better organized.
• 17:22
  Chris: But I took solace in the fact that it was for charity.
• 17:26
  Chris: So if I had only gotten one slice of pizza,
• 17:29
  Chris: that would have been a bummer.
• 17:30
  Chris: But I still would have felt the same way.
• 17:32
  Mandy: Well, you can make it better next year by volunteering.
• 17:35
  Mandy: They are asking for more volunteers for next year.
• 17:37
  Chris: I'm sure they are, and I wish them all the luck
• 17:39
  Chris: in the world with that.
• 17:40
  Chris: I will not be throwing my hat in that ring.
• 17:42
  Charles: Yeah, the cheese and chocolate festival is next year.
• 17:48
  Charles: weekend and I'm worried that the exact same thing
• 17:52
  Charles: is gonna happen because it's just like,
• 17:54
  Charles: it's just gonna be a madhouse.
• 17:56
  Charles: Too many people and too little cheese for Charles.
• 17:59
  Charles: And that is a problem.
• 18:02
  Nora: Big problem.
• 18:03
  Chris: Some of the comments on Reddit,
• 18:05
  Chris: the very first comment is,
• 18:06
  Chris: I guess there won't be any sort of apology.
• 18:08
  Mandy: Yeah, they never said we're sorry,
• 18:10
  Mandy: just we're listening and we'll do better.
• 18:11
  Chris: I mean, yeah.
• 18:12
  Mandy: You could say I'm sorry,
• 18:14
  Mandy: that we didn't meet your expectations.
• 18:15
  Chris: I will say that there was, while we were in line
• 18:18
  Chris: for one of the last places that we went to,
• 18:22
  Chris: someone did pass out from the heat.
• 18:26
  Chris: But I wouldn't necessarily put the blame on that
• 18:29
  Chris: for the festival because one,
• 18:30
  Chris: the water station was very close to us,
• 18:32
  Chris: and two, that guy was wearing all black from head to toe,
• 18:36
  Chris: heavy jeans, heavy shoes, a big thick shirt.
• 18:39
  Chris: Look, some of us are just soft.
• 18:41
  Chris: You know, I get it, but like, you know,
• 18:44
  Chris: Thankfully, Lynn's a nurse, so she went over and helped him
• 18:48
  Chris: until the EMTs showed up.
• 18:50
  Chris: But I don't place the blame on something like that
• 18:52
  Chris: for the organizers, because if you know you're gonna be out
• 18:55
  Chris: in the sun all day, then you should know enough
• 18:57
  Chris: to take those precautions.
• 18:59
  Nora: There is some element of personal responsibility there.
• 19:02
  Chris: Yeah.
• 19:04
  Mandy: I don't know, the Reddit threads are interesting.
• 19:06
  Mandy: Give them a read.
• 19:07
  Mandy: I get some other people's perspectives too.
• 19:09
  Nora: For sure.
• 19:09
  Nora: I'll have to check it out.
• 19:10
  Chris: I had a relatively pleasant experience,
• 19:12
  Chris: but I could absolutely understand if people weren't there
• 19:15
  Chris: right at the very beginning,
• 19:17
  Chris: that it probably was much less pleasant for them.
• 19:20
  Nora: Yeah, it seems like they either need to do
• 19:21
  Nora: some kind of timed entry or something.
• 19:24
  Chris: Something different for sure.
• 19:25
  Mandy: I heard the Taco Festival in Denver
• 19:27
  Mandy: does really well though, with a lot of people,
• 19:28
  Mandy: and deals with it really well.
• 19:30
  Nora: Yeah, there's definitely good events out there, for sure.
• 19:33
  Chris: So that was my weekend.
• 19:34
  Nora: Cool.
• 19:35
  Nora: Charles, I think you added something in.
• 19:37
  Charles: Do I, okay, do I tell this story first off?
• 19:41
  Charles: because we're trying to get somebody on this show and I feel like if we have this person see this
• 19:48
  Charles: story then I'll jinx it and they'll kind of not want to come enjoy our company. You know, screw
• 19:57
  Charles: it, screw it. We're done. So we have been, if you're familiar with the show, if you've been
• 20:04
  Charles: watching the show, we've got one of our characters that we've kind of fallen in love with is a
• 20:10
  Charles: musician called Evil Reverend Jim. His music is actually plays of the the start of the show leading up to it.
• 20:17
  Charles: I had a dream the other night where I got into a fistfight with Evil Reverend Jim
• 20:25
  Charles: after he came on the show.
• 20:30
  Charles: He... I'll do the whole story. So we invited him on. He said yes, I would love to.
• 20:37
  Charles: Super super
• 20:38
  Charles: Interested invested in doing this show we bring him on
• 20:42
  Charles: He does his set the set is great
• 20:45
  Charles: and then we sit down and do kind of like an interview like get to know Reverend Jim and
• 20:49
  Charles: I started asking him questions about like how long he's even doing music and he's like
• 20:55
  Charles: I've been doing music my entire life and I'm like that is a lie
• 21:03
  Charles: And he goes he goes into like
• 21:06
  Charles: You know, maybe he has been doing music his entire life
• 21:09
  Charles: But like the way that he comes off is very much like oh, I'm a professional musician
• 21:13
  Charles: I make all of my money doing this where it's very obvious that it's not in your dream in my dream, right?
• 21:20
  Charles: It's it's not necessarily the the situation
• 21:24
  Charles: He probably has other work that he does and I wanted to get to know the the real Reverend evil Reverend Jim
• 21:30
  Charles: Yeah, and it became more of like a Tommy Wiseau situation
• 21:34
  Charles: Where he was like, like, you know how Tommy Wiseau says that he's from like New Orleans
• 21:40
  Charles: He's from Louisiana, right where he's like, obviously from like
• 21:45
  Charles: Eastern Europe
• 21:46
  Charles: Transylvania
• 21:49
  Charles: Man's a vampire so it gets to the point where you know, I
• 21:54
  Charles: He asks me and says like hey, you must think that I'm weird and I'm like, well first off
• 22:01
  Charles: I don't like the connotation of weird being a bad thing. I think I think that having weirdness is
• 22:10
  Charles: Uniqueness it's in a lot of cases a spice of life. It's it's spice. You're right and I was and I told him I was like
• 22:17
  Charles: Hey, you know what? Like I?
• 22:19
  Charles: Don't think that that's a bad thing. Yes. I do consider you kind of a weird person. I consider myself a very weird person
• 22:27
  Chris: And then have you seen us? We're all very weird
• 22:30
  Chris: If you watch five minutes of this show, you will know that so and then after I kind of bring that up
• 22:36
  Charles: He gets like like physically like accosting me like and I was like Chris like turn off the show
• 22:42
  Charles: I have to go out into the the lobby and so you can fight reverend Jim. I have to fight reverend Jim
• 22:48
  Mandy: He told you he's evil from the get-go
• 22:53
  Charles: You know what you're absolutely you're absolutely right and it got to the point where I was like man you gotta go
• 22:59
  Charles: You gotta get out of here.
• 23:00
  Charles: There's a whole other business inside of this place.
• 23:03
  Charles: Like, we can't-- you gotta go.
• 23:07
  Charles: I'm also like three feet taller than you.
• 23:12
  Charles: In my dream, in my dream.
• 23:13
  Charles: I don't know how tall Reverend Jim is.
• 23:15
  Charles: Allegedly.
• 23:16
  Mandy: Reverend Jim was playing a wedding.
• 23:18
  Mandy: Look at that on the Instagram thing.
• 23:20
  Nora: He also has-- this isn't around the net,
• 23:23
  Nora: but he also has a show coming up at Avogadro's number.
• 23:26
  Nora: Oh!
• 23:28
  Nora: That would be fun.
• 23:29
  Nora: Actually practicing for the show.
• 23:31
  Charles: So long story short, I just had a dream.
• 23:33
  Charles: It was probably like anxiety of like me meeting
• 23:35
  Charles: like a famous person.
• 23:38
  Charles: Like a hero of Romania.
• 23:39
  Charles: (laughing)
• 23:40
  Charles: Don't meet your heroes, kids.
• 23:42
  Charles: So, but overall, I'm still really excited to meet Jim.
• 23:46
  Charles: I think that
• 23:49
  Chris: This is what Mandy pointed out on the screen here.
• 23:52
  Chris: Is Reverend Jim playing at a wedding recital?
• 23:55
  Nora: Did he officiate it?
• 23:56
  Nora: Oh my God.
• 23:57
  Nora: He officiated. - Oh my God.
• 23:59
  Chris: Okay, so here's my question.
• 24:01
  Chris: Is he a real reverend?
• 24:02
  Mandy: Probably. - I wonder now.
• 24:04
  Mandy: And is he really evil then?
• 24:05
  Charles: We have so many questions. - We have so many questions.
• 24:08
  Charles: I'm like legitimately excited to like interview.
• 24:11
  Charles: So Jim, please come on.
• 24:13
  Charles: And if you wanna get into a fist fight, I'm ready for it.
• 24:16
  Charles: I've already dreamed of this happening.
• 24:17
  Mandy: You have been watching enough videos
• 24:19
  Mandy: of people hitting children to be able to like box down.
• 24:22
  Charles: Right.
• 24:23
  Mandy: I do hit people in my dreams as well.
• 24:26
  Nora: But like, I hit them, they don't hit me.
• 24:28
  Mandy: Oh, I hit them, but they never land,
• 24:31
  Mandy: which is sad, 'cause I've done lots of martial arts.
• 24:34
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 24:34
  Mandy: My punch is not to like hurt, it's defeating.
• 24:37
  Nora: Brutal.
• 24:38
  Nora: (laughing)
• 24:39
  Chris: And with that
• 24:40
  Chris: Wait, is that why you carry firearms?
• 24:42
  Chris: 'Cause you're working with them?
• 24:43
  Chris: Yeah.
• 24:43
  Chris: 'Cause they just don't land?
• 24:44
  Nora: Absolutely.
• 24:46
  Nora: (laughing)
• 24:47
  Charles: And with that, folks,
• 24:48
  Charles: we're gonna move on to our next segment,
• 24:51
  Charles: the fantastic, the wonderful, Around the Net.
• 25:03
  Nora: All right, so since we've had two weeks
• 25:04
  Nora: to kind of pull some videos together,
• 25:06
  Nora: I think I have some really good ones here.
• 25:08
  Nora: So, first of all, I want to bring everyone's attention
• 25:12
  Nora: to the annual hat parade that happens at an art school.
• 25:15
  Nora: And I just wanna, you know, take some time
• 25:18
  Nora: to appreciate the artistry that goes into
• 25:21
  Nora: these college kids and their cardboard hats.
• 25:24
  Nora: I wanted to combine the two together to make a peony.
• 25:27
  Nora: Oh, this is so cool.
• 25:29
  Nora: It's just this like ultimate good luck combo.
• 25:31
  Video: Let's go big.
• 25:32
  Video: Let's go bold.
• 25:33
  Video: I have two wings here.
• 25:34
  Video: I have a third set on the floor that I'm working on.
• 25:36
  Video: If you actually went to the back,
• 25:37
  Video: you can see all of the crazy stuff
• 25:40
  Video: that I was putting into it.
• 25:42
  Video: So I really wanted to make this really big and gross,
• 25:44
  Video: kind of like hairy spider.
• 25:46
  Video: I was inspired by Cutlery's set at the Nelson.
• 25:49
  Video: Also do that.
• 25:50
  Video: And then he's going to have a fun little hat on.
• 25:51
  Nora: Yeah.
• 25:53
  Video: Look at the hyper-fixation I could get by helping them.
• 25:56
  Video: Made out of porcelain and gold, and it made me start to think about, like,
• 25:59
  Video: oh wow, they must have had so much money to be able to do that
• 26:03
  Video: all the way back in the 1600s.
• 26:05
  Nora: And I'm adding more supports because we're going to be outside for the parade.
• 26:07
  Nora: I'm not going to lie, it's a little heavy because I did this patiently pulled thing.
• 26:11
  Chris: Is that the, like, Illuminati symbol?
• 26:12
  Mandy: Wait, is this what we need to do for Augsgiving?
• 26:15
  Mandy: Right.
• 26:15
  Charles: Oh my god.
• 26:16
  Mandy: It's our Augsgiving float.
• 26:18
  Charles: I love
• 26:18
  Charles: Paper hat.
• 26:19
  Charles: We turn into our own parade of hats.
• 26:23
  Charles: I think that's a great idea.
• 26:25
  Nora: I'd be down.
• 26:26
  Nora: And I want to have some skulls like this,
• 26:28
  Nora: covering around it like that.
• 26:30
  Nora: This is kind of like, I guess, the concept of molting out
• 26:35
  Nora: of your skin.
• 26:35
  Nora: I really like the architectural aspects.
• 26:38
  Nora: There's actually teeth on this side.
• 26:40
  Nora: That's scary.
• 26:41
  Nora: So I'm wanting it to shimmer, kind of
• 26:43
  Mandy: Nothing says Augsgiving like that.
• 26:44
  Mandy: Scared me.
• 26:45
  Nora: I was walking back, woo, in the distance.
• 26:48
  Nora: And so I was like, it would be really cool if it was like in my arms.
• 26:51
  Nora: My arms are going to go through the wings and then it's going to connect onto my head.
• 26:55
  Video: A big cartoon dead fish.
• 26:58
  Video: I know.
• 26:58
  Video: And it's going to be all black and white and my face is going to be painted like a rainbow.
• 27:01
  Video: I just want him to look all happy and joyous.
• 27:04
  Video: And really try to work on the individual hairs here.
• 27:07
  Nora: It's kind of taking forever.
• 27:08
  Video: I have to wait for them to dry.
• 27:10
  Video: I wanted it to be expressive and I wanted like a bandage texture and like open moon kind of.
• 27:15
  Video: I'm better with paint and I do animation, so this is not my forte, but I figured...
• 27:21
  Chris: Funny, she's like, "I prefer to use real blood."
• 27:23
  Video: But the real blood is that wet tissue paper is very malleable and is able to get a cool,
• 27:29
  Video: kind of smooth texture.
• 27:31
  Video: I really like the concept of angels.
• 27:33
  Video: Swans already are like, well to me, they're kind of angelic themselves.
• 27:37
  Video: Completely different from how humans would picture angels to be.
• 27:41
  Video: Cherry was the first thought that came to mind.
• 27:44
  Nora: are like my favorite thing ever.
• 27:46
  Nora: I've just been kind of putting together a giant mouth.
• 27:48
  Nora: Like this rests on my shoulders and it bends up and down.
• 27:51
  Nora: So while I'm walking around in the parade,
• 27:53
  Nora: I can flip it and close the mouth.
• 27:55
  Video: The best way I can describe it is kind of like a bodysuit.
• 27:57
  Video: Really give this dramatic silhouette
• 28:00
  Video: of like an angel trumpet flower.
• 28:01
  Video: So then I was coming out with like,
• 28:03
  Video: ooh, hang things on there.
• 28:04
  Video: I kind of was like, ooh, this kind of looks
• 28:06
  Video: like a jellyfish.
• 28:07
  Video: We got to sign black and white.
• 28:09
  Video: There aren't very many black things in the ocean.
• 28:11
  Video: Except for pollution.
• 28:12
  Video: How do you know? - It was our first project
• 28:14
  Video: and we just got told to go crazy.
• 28:15
  Video: I'm doing a lot of patterns.
• 28:18
  Video: I want it to be like very visually engaging
• 28:20
  Video: when you see it in the parade.
• 28:21
  Video: They said you had to do some kind of combination of things
• 28:23
  Video: and I was like, can I just combine a bunch of humans?
• 28:27
  Video: (laughing)
• 28:29
  Chris: Incredible. - Yeah.
• 28:30
  Chris: So before we move on, I don't know when I'm gonna be able
• 28:32
  Chris: to tell my inappropriate parade story.
• 28:35
  Chris: So my very first job, I was 13
• 28:39
  Chris: and I was working as a dishwasher at a kitchen.
• 28:42
  Chris: that was in a sorority here in Fort Collins.
• 28:46
  Chris: And every year there's the CSU Homecoming,
• 28:52
  Chris: Colorado State University Homecoming,
• 28:54
  Chris: they have floats that the different fraternities
• 28:57
  Chris: and sororities design.
• 28:59
  Chris: The place that I worked at, this sorority,
• 29:03
  Chris: this was '97 or '98, somewhere in there.
• 29:08
  Chris: They decided that it would be a really good idea
• 29:12
  Chris: for their parade float to be of
• 29:16
  Chris: a man being dragged behind a truck.
• 29:21
  Mandy: Bat tracks.
• 29:24
  Chris: This was shortly after the incident
• 29:26
  Chris: with Matthew Shepard happened in Wyoming.
• 29:27
  Chris: Oh my God.
• 29:30
  Chris: And CSU was so dismayed by this
• 29:34
  Chris: that they shut down the sorority.
• 29:37
  Nora: Good. - Yeah.
• 29:38
  Charles: That is insane.
• 29:39
  Nora: Isn't that wild?
• 29:41
  Nora: I did remember hearing of that.
• 29:42
  Nora: Yeah.
• 29:44
  Nora: Since that one was a little longer than I expected,
• 29:46
  Nora: we're gonna skip the next one,
• 29:47
  Nora: 'cause that was just,
• 29:48
  Nora: I have another video of last year, their parade.
• 29:53
  Nora: This is the Kansas City Art Institute.
• 29:56
  Nora: So if you need, if you wanna follow them
• 29:58
  Nora: and see more parade content, hat parade content,
• 30:01
  Nora: that's where you go.
• 30:03
  Nora: So next, I have a video of some dogs and some magnets,
• 30:08
  Nora: These magnets are magic to pretty much everybody.
• 30:12
  Nora: Even physicists say that they're magic.
• 30:15
  Nora: So let's watch some dogs observe some magnets.
• 30:18
  Video: Mic up.
• 30:19
  Video: Ready?
• 30:24
  Chris: Oh!
• 30:25
  Chris: [LAUGHTER]
• 30:26
  Chris: Holy shit!
• 30:27
  Chris: Oh my god!
• 30:29
  Chris: If I tried this with the cats, it would blow their minds.
• 30:33
  Chris: Oh!
• 30:33
  Chris: Oh!
• 30:34
  Chris: Oh!
• 30:35
  Chris: Oh!
• 30:35
  Chris: Oh!
• 30:35
  Nora: Oh!
• 30:38
  Nora: Oh!
• 30:40
  Charles: You guys know...
• 30:41
  Charles: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
• 30:42
  Charles: Yes!
• 30:44
  Charles: Do it again!
• 30:46
  Nora: Crazy crazy!
• 30:47
  Nora: Oh no!
• 30:48
  Nora: Oh god!
• 30:50
  Nora: It's magic they don't like!
• 30:53
  Charles: Magnets are a threat.
• 30:54
  Charles: You know, I was just about to say, you guys know that song from ICP called Miracles?
• 31:00
  Charles: Yes!
• 31:00
  Charles: That line where they say magnets, how do they work?
• 31:02
  Charles: The dog is ICP in this situation.
• 31:06
  Charles: They're like, holy shit.
• 31:07
  Charles: What the fuck? - Violet J.
• 31:09
  Charles: Which one is Violet J, Charles?
• 31:11
  Charles: I mean, if you have to ask me that question,
• 31:14
  Charles: then you don't know.
• 31:15
  Charles: You should look at those two dogs
• 31:17
  Charles: and know which one's Violet J.
• 31:18
  Charles: Okay, fair enough.
• 31:21
  Nora: So I just appreciated how crazy they went.
• 31:23
  Chris: That was great.
• 31:24
  Nora: I have another adorable animal video, or set of videos.
• 31:28
  Nora: So right now it's the annual cow parades in the Alps,
• 31:31
  Nora: and it's called the Alp-Ap-Zook,
• 31:33
  Nora: and it's the Alpine Descent.
• 31:34
  Nora: And basically, every year in like April,
• 31:38
  Nora: the cows go up the mountain to go feed
• 31:40
  Nora: on all the highland grass.
• 31:42
  Nora: And then they come back down the mountain.
• 31:44
  Nora: And their shepherds put like bows and hats and flowers
• 31:48
  Nora: on them.
• 31:48
  Nora: So I just want to show you some of this awesome cow parade.
• 31:55
  Nora: Look at them.
• 31:56
  Nora: Look at the hats.
• 31:58
  Mandy: Once again, Augsgiving parade.
• 32:01
  Mandy: I have one more video.
• 32:02
  Chris: You want to organize that, Mandy?
• 32:04
  Mandy: We could do the poodle babies.
• 32:06
  Mandy: We could dress them up and make them walk around.
• 32:09
  Chris: That would be really cute, actually.
• 32:11
  Nora: I mean, I think they would eat their clothes.
• 32:12
  Mandy: Yeah, no, you're not wrong.
• 32:15
  Nora: One more video of our Alps-le-Psouk here.
• 32:16
  Nora: So just some more cows coming down the mountain.
• 32:22
  Charles: Oh my God.
• 32:23
  Charles: Isn't that beautiful?
• 32:26
  Nora: But like, they dress up all their cows.
• 32:27
  Nora: They put bells on them.
• 32:27
  Chris: This looks like a death march.
• 32:29
  Chris: Oh, look at the teeth.
• 32:30
  Nora: And the background, like look at that mountain
• 32:32
  Nora: that they're coming down.
• 32:33
  Chris: See, he knows what's going on.
• 32:34
  Chris: He's trying to escape.
• 32:35
  Nora: He says, "You got any treats for me?"
• 32:38
  Chris: He knows what's up.
• 32:39
  Nora: "You want, do you have some snacks?"
• 32:41
  Nora: This is an annual tradition in Switzerland,
• 32:44
  Nora: which is also why they have the Swiss flags.
• 32:46
  Nora: But I just think it's so cute.
• 32:48
  Charles: I mean, the Swiss don't have much going on in general.
• 32:51
  Charles: Right.
• 32:52
  Charles: They deserve this.
• 32:53
  Nora: For the love of cows.
• 32:54
  Charles: And for the love of cows. - I think it's a cry for help.
• 32:56
  Charles: (laughing)
• 32:57
  Nora: You think it's a cry for help?
• 32:58
  Nora: I think it's just perfect.
• 32:59
  Charles: I think it's delightful.
• 33:01
  Nora: Yeah.
• 33:01
  Charles: It's delightful, Chris.
• 33:03
  Nora: I only have a couple more. - Hater.
• 33:04
  Nora: This one is for Charles.
• 33:06
  Nora: This is Skyline Chili.
• 33:08
  Charles: Oh no.
• 33:09
  Charles: Sometimes you want fine dining
• 33:11
  Charles: and sometimes you just want Skyline Chili.
• 33:14
  Charles: Today I'm gonna check out their Skyway promotions
• 33:17
  Charles: running through March 1st, 2026.
• 33:20
  Chris: Letting your Alabama come out.
• 33:23
  Nora: He does this for a living.
• 33:25
  Charles: The Skyway promotion at Skyline Chili
• 33:27
  Charles: offers 50% more cheese on any regular
• 33:31
  Charles: for large three-way, four-way, or five-way
• 33:34
  Charles: at no extra cost.
• 33:35
  Mandy: Five-way, I could never.
• 33:37
  Chris: They're selling three-ways?
• 33:38
  Mandy: I could never, five-ways.
• 33:39
  Mandy: I'm just gonna keep watching it get better.
• 33:42
  Mandy: How is that legal?
• 33:43
  Mandy: I could never.
• 33:44
  Mandy: It gets better.
• 33:45
  Mandy: That's a lot of work.
• 33:48
  Charles: Do you see how excited I am?
• 33:51
  Charles: (laughing)
• 33:55
  Nora: Oh yeah, and they do their spaghetti chili.
• 34:00
  Charles: Oh my God.
• 34:07
  Charles: I'm sorry.
• 34:08
  Charles: I gotta say it.
• 34:09
  Charles: I gotta say it.
• 34:10
  Charles: This twink doesn't eat this.
• 34:12
  Nora: (laughing)
• 34:14
  Mandy: No, maybe they do.
• 34:15
  Mandy: They're just allergic to cheese and dairy.
• 34:18
  Mandy: He has a spit bucket.
• 34:20
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 34:23
  Mandy: Aw, thank you for sharing that, Norah.
• 34:24
  Charles: He does this for a living.
• 34:27
  Charles: Hi there, everyone.
• 34:29
  Charles: My name is
• 34:30
  Mandy: Gobble on chili.
• 34:31
  Charles: I'm gonna come up with a name.
• 34:33
  Charles: My name is, my name is, my name is
• 34:35
  Charles: Button. - Button?
• 34:37
  Charles: My full name is Button the Third.
• 34:41
  Charles: (laughing)
• 34:43
  Charles: I'm a married man and my wife
• 34:45
  Nora: (laughing)
• 34:47
  Nora: My wife and I are gonna go try it.
• 34:49
  Nora: Gobble on chili.
• 34:52
  Nora: Is that his chili place?
• 34:56
  Nora: No, he is a influencer and you can pay him
• 34:59
  Nora: to do those promos for your video.
• 35:01
  Chris: Incredible.
• 35:01
  Nora: How do we pay for our promos?
• 35:03
  Chris: Yeah, how much does he cost?
• 35:04
  Nora: I don't know, but like,
• 35:06
  Nora: that's pretty high production value if you ask me.
• 35:08
  Charles: I would agree.
• 35:09
  Charles: We need him to come to Colorado and be like,
• 35:11
  Charles: "Hi everybody, welcome to Loudspeaker."
• 35:14
  Chris: I'm sure he's got a green screen.
• 35:16
  Chris: We can totally make this happen.
• 35:20
  Nora: All right, two more.
• 35:21
  Chris: Also, I really want a chili dog now.
• 35:23
  Nora: I know.
• 35:23
  Nora: I might have to hit up Sonic.
• 35:24
  Chris: I don't know that I want three or five of them.
• 35:28
  Nora: Three way, four way, or a five way.
• 35:30
  Nora: Or a five way.
• 35:31
  Chris: Three way is kind of my max.
• 35:34
  Chris: Beyond that you start losing track of what belongs to what.
• 35:37
  Chris: Right, doesn't it just turn into an orgy?
• 35:38
  Chris: No, hold on.
• 35:39
  Chris: I think four is an orgy.
• 35:42
  Mandy: Olivia's pretty impressed with the cheese
• 35:44
  Mandy: in the comments.
• 35:45
  Charles: Disgusting.
• 35:46
  Chris: Okay, well Olivia, you can have the four way.
• 35:49
  Charles: When they say a three way and a four way,
• 35:51
  Charles: does that mean an extra hot dog, another chili dog?
• 35:55
  Mandy: So it's probably chili, cheese, onion is my guess.
• 35:58
  Mandy: Yeah, I think you're right.
• 35:59
  Mandy: Mustard, so mustard, chili, cheese, onion.
• 36:02
  Chris: They lost me at onion.
• 36:03
  Mandy: Yeah, I'll know.
• 36:04
  Chris: We know.
• 36:06
  Chris: We know.
• 36:07
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 36:09
  Mandy: Go sit in your saddle.
• 36:10
  Charles: Hey, actually, you know what?
• 36:11
  Charles: You know what?
• 36:12
  Charles: My onion-less existence.
• 36:14
  Charles: A few months ago, we made you some soup
• 36:20
  Charles: that as kind of like you were feeling down,
• 36:23
  Charles: I think it had to do with your mother passing,
• 36:26
  Charles: if I'm not mistaken, there was onion,
• 36:30
  Charles: there's so much onion in that soup.
• 36:32
  Charles: Did you actually eat the soup that we made?
• 36:38
  Nora: No, he didn't.
• 36:39
  Nora: Oh no.
• 36:41
  Nora: No, I did actually eat some of the soup.
• 36:43
  Nora: I did. - Some.
• 36:45
  Nora: Some.
• 36:47
  Chris: Not all of it.
• 36:48
  Chris: Not all of it.
• 36:49
  Mandy: Look, I'm a good enough friend
• 36:51
  Mandy: that when I know I'm bringing something specifically for him,
• 36:54
  Mandy: I don't include onion.
• 36:56
  Chris: Yeah, Mandy once made stuffing with a tiny chunk
• 37:00
  Chris: that had all of the onions removed,
• 37:02
  Chris: but everything around it had onions.
• 37:06
  Chris: It was pretty impressive, and she's like,
• 37:07
  Chris: "No, no, no, that piece is for Chris."
• 37:10
  Chris: I mean, she didn't say Chris, she said the actor,
• 37:12
  Chris: 'cause she refuses to use my first name,
• 37:14
  Chris: but she's like, "Nobody can eat that part.
• 37:17
  Chris: "That's just for him."
• 37:19
  Charles: That's true, that's true love.
• 37:21
  Nora: And she did make a whole lot of extra potatoes this year.
• 37:24
  Mandy: Yeah, it's somebody who understands not liking foods. Yeah a little too well, but
• 37:30
  Mandy: Chris you're wrong on the onions. Yeah, it's true.
• 37:34
  Chris: So wrong. Real wrong. Is it time for me to walk off the show again?
• 37:39
  Charles: I haven't pushed buttons in a while. I think we try to find Chris an onion that he likes
• 37:46
  Charles: Like a French onion soup?
• 37:48
  Charles: (dramatic music)
• 37:58
  Chris: Onions are the fucking worst.
• 38:01
  Chris: (laughing)
• 38:02
  Chris: That's it.
• 38:04
  Charles: You're wrong.
• 38:05
  Nora: You're wrong.
• 38:06
  Charles: It's okay to be wrong sometimes.
• 38:07
  Nora: Exactly wrong.
• 38:12
  Charles: All right, keep going.
• 38:13
  Nora: I have a couple more.
• 38:14
  Nora: So this video is a very Nora video, which I think it'll
• 38:19
  Nora: make sense when we watch it.
• 38:22
  Video: -And now is day 385 of me and Dusty screaming
• 38:28
  Video: at a can of soup.
• 38:30
  Video: Ready to bring up some bird rage, Dusty?
• 38:32
  Chris: -What the fuck?
• 38:33
  Video: -Ready to give some bird rage?
• 38:34
  Video: I'll scream first.
• 38:35
  Video: Ah!
• 38:36
  Video: Now you give the bird rage.
• 38:38
  Video: Yeah, give the bird rage.
• 38:41
  Video: Yeah, bird it.
• 38:42
  Video: Burn rage!
• 38:44
  Video: Burn rage!
• 38:46
  Video: All right.
• 38:47
  Video: And that was us screaming at Canvas Shoot.
• 38:49
  Video: It's because it has a U in it.
• 38:51
  Video: Day 385.
• 38:52
  Chris: Oh, OK.
• 38:52
  Chris: OK.
• 38:53
  Chris: Then I get it.
• 38:55
  Nora: That's just a very me video.
• 38:58
  Charles: That was a delightful you video.
• 38:59
  Nora: I know, right?
• 39:00
  Charles: But it was.
• 39:01
  Charles: I was expecting more of like a loud, like more obnoxious,
• 39:04
  Nora: ah!
• 39:05
  Charles: But no, it was like a, ah!
• 39:07
  Nora: And it's little mouth opening to scream.
• 39:10
  Nora: Very cute.
• 39:12
  Nora: All right.
• 39:12
  Nora: So this is what I've kind of been hinting at.
• 39:14
  Nora: Evil Reverend Jim has an event coming up,
• 39:16
  Nora: and I think we should all go.
• 39:18
  Chris: I love that even though he hasn't appeared on the show yet,
• 39:21
  Chris: he is slowly taking over the show.
• 39:23
  Chris: (laughing)
• 39:25
  Mandy: Hyper fixation, we're all guilty of it.
• 39:27
  Video: Stop this right now!
• 39:28
  Video: The hell's wrong with you two?
• 39:30
  Video: Christ on a crutch!
• 39:31
  Mandy: Is this like your dream, Charles?
• 39:33
  Video: Never in all my years as ringmaster
• 39:35
  Video: have I seen so much horse shit in my circus.
• 39:38
  Video: Fighting, name calling, freak shaming.
• 39:42
  Video: What the hell's wrong with you two?
• 39:44
  Video: He started it!
• 39:47
  Video: I don't care who started it.
• 39:48
  Video: At this point we need to stick together.
• 39:50
  Video: Incredible, thank you.
• 39:52
  Nora: So they're actively practicing
• 39:55
  Nora: for a show
• 39:56
  Nora: that is called
• 39:58
  Nora: uh, hold on let me find it.
• 40:00
  Nora: It's called the Foucault Variety Show.
• 40:02
  Nora: And it's at 7pm
• 40:04
  Nora: last Sunday of September.
• 40:05
  Nora: And it's up here at Avos.
• 40:08
  Nora: And I think we should all go.
• 40:10
  Charles: We have to we have to go and we also have to like pull them aside and be like hey look like we love
• 40:16
  Mandy: You we all have matching loudspeaker shirts. We can wear so that we get we have this in a group three weeks
• 40:23
  Charles: Yeah, we're going at a minimum you and I are going yeah, we're going
• 40:27
  Nora: So we're gonna go see the Reverend Jim
• 40:29
  Nora: So his variety show because I think he's the ringmaster of the variety show
• 40:33
  Chris: I mean, I'm confused then cuz like this is not mentioned on his Instagram. I don't think that he's great
• 40:40
  Chris: at marketing himself.
• 40:41
  Nora: There's other people who do his marketing for him.
• 40:43
  Chris: Well, considering that says this account
• 40:45
  Chris: is run by his friends and they're like,
• 40:48
  Chris: we'll show this to Jim, you know, kind of a thing.
• 40:50
  Nora: Which is why we need to go and talk to him.
• 40:52
  Chris: And it says DM for the Rev's contact info
• 40:55
  Chris: and they actually didn't give me his contact info.
• 40:58
  Chris: I'm starting to wonder if he actually exists.
• 41:01
  Chris: He's real.
• 41:02
  Nora: That last video seemed pretty real right there.
• 41:04
  Chris: Yeah, see, I think Manny's onto something.
• 41:06
  Chris: I think it could be AI.
• 41:09
  Nora: Don't talk about my friend like that.
• 41:09
  Mandy: Well, you won't know unless they come on the show.
• 41:12
  Mandy: That's right.
• 41:12
  Mandy: Don't talk about my friend like that.
• 41:13
  Charles: Yeah. - Jim.
• 41:15
  Charles: Best buds.
• 41:16
  Nora: My friend, evil Reverend Jim,
• 41:18
  Nora: who punches Charles for fun.
• 41:20
  Nora: We'll watch that.
• 41:22
  Nora: That's my kind of guy.
• 41:23
  Chris: Honestly, I'll watch anyone punch Charles.
• 41:25
  Chris: Yeah, those are my videos for today.
• 41:27
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 41:27
  Mandy: All you have to do is get me to punch,
• 41:28
  Mandy: 'cause apparently they don't hurt.
• 41:32
  Charles: All right, Mandy, you brought some stuff.
• 41:33
  Charles: Good man, you'll just be swinging at the air.
• 41:34
  Mandy: I know.
• 41:35
  Mandy: So I've been learning a lot about how to work on your house.
• 41:40
  Mandy: So the husband can't do like manual labor anymore.
• 41:42
  Mandy: So I'm trying to learn like how to do some house repair stuff online.
• 41:48
  Video: All right. Pay attention.
• 41:50
  Video: Yes. Firebox using foam.
• 41:53
  Video: You want to make sure and shake this up good.
• 41:56
  Video: Oh, look, whatever you do, don't get it all over and make a mess.
• 42:00
  Video: I want you to foam any holes that go through the double play.
• 42:03
  Video: That way if there's a fire it's a lot harder for air to get in the stud bed.
• 42:06
  Nora: It blocks the fire.
• 42:07
  Nora: Yep, no fire.
• 42:08
  Video: Same thing at all the corners. Just seal it up good.
• 42:11
  Video: You don't need to use a lot of foam. It expands.
• 42:15
  Video: Also, foam around any exterior receptacles like this one.
• 42:18
  Video: It'll keep air from coming in.
• 42:20
  Video: I'll be back in a half hour or so to check up on you.
• 42:24
  Video: Oh.
• 42:25
  Video: Yay!
• 42:28
  Nora: Yay!
• 42:29
  Nora: Look at how bad of a job he's doing.
• 42:32
  Video: I love it.
• 42:34
  Video: I better check in and see how it's going.
• 42:37
  Video: Dude, what did you do?
• 42:39
  Video: Oh no, it's all over the place.
• 42:41
  Video: What did you do?
• 42:42
  Video: I hope you're going to clean all this up.
• 42:45
  Nora: He doesn't look like he's going to clean it up.
• 42:50
  Chris: That's fantastic.
• 42:51
  Charles: I'm sorry, he did a great job.
• 42:52
  Nora: It's time for him to clock out actually.
• 42:54
  Charles: Yeah, exactly.
• 42:55
  Charles: It's on union hours.
• 42:57
  Mandy: I'm going to make you watch two more because, yes.
• 43:01
  Mandy: Yep.
• 43:01
  Mandy: I'm going to make you watch two more because, yes.
• 43:01
  Mandy: I'll watch more.
• 43:02
  Video: I hired this new guy at work about six months ago, and every single day he keeps asking
• 43:06
  Video: me, "When you gonna get me a company truck?"
• 43:09
  Video: Now to be fair, I did tell him when he first started, if things went well and he did a
• 43:13
  Video: good job, I would think about getting him a truck.
• 43:15
  Video: But to be honest, he's had a lot of accidents.
• 43:18
  Video: Within the first couple weeks after I hired him, he backed into my truck with a skid steer,
• 43:23
  Video: and then he plowed into a bunch of duck work with a scissor lift.
• 43:26
  Video: Don't get me wrong, he's a good guy, but he's always in a hurry and he doesn't really listen.
• 43:31
  Video: So today I finally told him.
• 43:33
  Video: I said, dude, I'm going to do my best
• 43:34
  Video: to get you a set of wheels.
• 43:36
  Video: Now I'm not paying for a brand new $80,000 diesel pickup,
• 43:39
  Video: but let me see what I can put together for you.
• 43:41
  Video: Between me and you, I'm a little nervous
• 43:43
  Video: about putting him on my insurance.
• 43:45
  Video: So I figured maybe I could come up
• 43:46
  Video: with something a little different.
• 43:48
  Video: As soon as I dropped it off,
• 43:49
  Video: I could tell he was really excited about it.
• 43:52
  Video: I told him just take it easy.
• 43:53
  Video: It's a brand new vehicle.
• 43:54
  Video: Oh my God.
• 43:56
  Video: Let's just say I was glad he was wearing his helmet.
• 44:00
  Mandy: (engine roaring)
• 44:00
  Mandy: Ryan!
• 44:01
  Mandy: Oh no!
• 44:03
  Charles: That wasn't the real one.
• 44:04
  Mandy: There's a follow up video.
• 44:05
  Mandy: Okay.
• 44:06
  Mandy: He's dead.
• 44:08
  Charles: I saw it.
• 44:09
  Charles: I saw what it actually was.
• 44:11
  Nora: I didn't see it.
• 44:11
  Nora: No you didn't.
• 44:12
  Video: Yes.
• 44:13
  Video: It's been a hard week for all of us at houseplants.
• 44:15
  Video: Oh my God.
• 44:16
  Video: We got in a bad accident.
• 44:18
  Video: Unfortunately, he was driving a new truck I'd given him.
• 44:20
  Video: It's not the real dog.
• 44:22
  Video: It's a little stomach.
• 44:22
  Video: Not only did he break his tailbone,
• 44:24
  Video: but he went into a deep coma.
• 44:26
  Video: Right away, the doctor started pumping him
• 44:28
  Video: full of antibiotics and Mountain Dew.
• 44:30
  Video: keeping an eye on his vital signs.
• 44:32
  Video: To be honest, I felt super guilty
• 44:34
  Video: for giving him such a powerful vehicle.
• 44:36
  Video: As I sat there watching him,
• 44:38
  Video: the whole thing went through my mind.
• 44:40
  Video: I had felt completely hopeless,
• 44:42
  Video: just waiting for the ambulance to show up.
• 44:45
  Video: But then out of nowhere,
• 44:47
  Video: he snapped out of his coma and woke up.
• 44:49
  Video: He surprised us all the next day by stopping by our house.
• 44:52
  Video: The doctors had him use these wheels as an extra precaution.
• 44:55
  Video: He even asked to drive the forklift,
• 44:57
  Video: but I said, "That's probably not the best idea."
• 45:00
  Video: He didn't think it would be long at all before he could come back to work and do the things he loves to do.
• 45:04
  Video: Scrolling on his phone, wasting time in the Porta John, and pounding energy drinks while eating his favorite gas station burritos.
• 45:11
  Mandy: Look, I can do all of those last things by myself. I can scroll, I can waste time in the bathroom, I can eat a burrito.
• 45:19
  Nora: Those are my favorite ones.
• 45:20
  Chris: You should really not eat a gas station burrito, Mandy.
• 45:23
  Nora: >> There are some good gas station burritos
• 45:26
  Nora: that get their burritos from a good little burrito spot,
• 45:31
  Nora: you know, and just vend them for the actual burrito makers.
• 45:34
  Mandy: >> So this is my last one, and this is one of the only
• 45:37
  Mandy: like, I don't generally laugh out loud at things,
• 45:39
  Mandy: and I did this time.
• 45:41
  Mandy: (gentle music)
• 45:47
  Mandy: (all laughing)
• 45:51
  Charles: That's very good.
• 45:52
  Charles: (laughing)
• 45:56
  Charles: I've got some videos.
• 45:57
  Nora: All right, what do you got for us?
• 45:58
  Charles: So first off, we've had a new lore drop
• 46:02
  Charles: of catchphrase guy.
• 46:03
  Mandy: No!
• 46:05
  Charles: This is a big, this is a big one.
• 46:07
  Charles: Yes!
• 46:07
  Mandy: No!
• 46:07
  Mandy: Yes!
• 46:09
  Mandy: (dramatic music)
• 46:10
  Charles: No, no!
• 46:13
  Charles: Hater.
• 46:17
  Charles: Last time.
• 46:18
  Charles: We refuse, Mandy.
• 46:20
  Mandy: Oh, if we both storm out of here,
• 46:22
  Mandy: if we both storm out of here, there's no show.
• 46:24
  Chris: Exactly. - There's no show.
• 46:25
  Chris: You can't kill all of us, Charles.
• 46:27
  Charles: But I think...
• 46:29
  Charles: I think you guys can just shut the fuck up.
• 46:34
  Nora: That we are just gonna watch some catchphrase, guys.
• 46:36
  Nora: So Chris, play the video.
• 46:37
  Charles: Why don't you come in here and make me push the button?
• 46:39
  Nora: Let me just...
• 46:41
  Chris: Mandy will shoot you.
• 46:43
  Chris: (laughing)
• 46:44
  Charles: I am armed.
• 46:44
  Charles: Children, children, stop fighting.
• 46:47
  Charles: Jim, stop fighting me.
• 46:50
  Charles: So last time that we had a lore drop, what was the lore drop?
• 46:54
  Charles: He was actually Australian.
• 46:56
  Charles: Right?
• 46:57
  Charles: So he's Australian.
• 46:58
  Charles: And I actually don't care.
• 47:00
  Charles: That's huge.
• 47:01
  Charles: That's crazy.
• 47:02
  Charles: This time
• 47:03
  Charles: There's lots of criminals in Australia.
• 47:06
  Charles: What if I told you there's a miscatch phrase guy?
• 47:11
  Nora: Yeah, there is.
• 47:13
  Chris: He tells far too many dad jokes to be single.
• 47:15
  Chris: I guess with your cameo money, he had enough to hire a hooker.
• 47:17
  Charles: No, he's married.
• 47:20
  Charles: to a hooker.
• 47:20
  Charles: Oh my God.
• 47:21
  Mandy: I bet his spouse hates themselves.
• 47:24
  Charles: Okay, let's watch the video
• 47:25
  Charles: and you can tell if she likes it or not.
• 47:29
  Charles: I'm the guy that makes those popular catchphrases.
• 47:31
  Video: And here's my Wi-Fi waifu with some catchphrases.
• 47:35
  Video: Off the table, Mabel.
• 47:37
  Video: No.
• 47:37
  Video: Hold on to your hat, wombat.
• 47:39
  Video: Keep your bra on, Deborah.
• 47:41
  Chris: There's terror in her eyes.
• 47:44
  Nora: No, she's enjoying it.
• 47:45
  Chris: I think he's holding a gun to her, behind her back.
• 47:49
  Nora: I have guns in Australia.
• 47:51
  Chris: A boomerang then.
• 47:53
  Chris: (laughing)
• 47:54
  Video: I say no, Pistachio.
• 47:56
  Video: Off your truck, teapot.
• 47:58
  Video: Loungin' with the ladies.
• 48:01
  Video: (laughing)
• 48:01
  Video: Catch phrases as much as you like.
• 48:03
  Video: Catch phrases are for everyone,
• 48:05
  Video: and it's okay 'cause I'm just a regular gal.
• 48:07
  Video: Ay.
• 48:08
  Video: (gentle music)
• 48:10
  Mandy: Ay.
• 48:10
  Mandy: Maybe prove that there's someone out there for anyone.
• 48:13
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 48:14
  Chris: You guys missed it.
• 48:14
  Mandy: Can I go now?
• 48:15
  Chris: She's like, can I go?
• 48:17
  Nora: (laughing)
• 48:18
  Nora: (laughing)
• 48:19
  Chris: You might think this is a little bit harsh,
• 48:24
  Chris: but wouldn't it be okay if they both just got hit by a bus?
• 48:28
  Nora: You guys are, this is crazy!
• 48:30
  Nora: Horrible.
• 48:31
  Nora: That is horrible.
• 48:33
  Nora: I think it's a joke at this point.
• 48:35
  Chris: I don't think
• 48:35
  Chris: Oh, you're right, it's not a joke.
• 48:36
  Chris: I don't, it is
• 48:38
  Nora: I think that your hate for Catchphrase Guy is like,
• 48:43
  Nora: I don't know, it's so manufactured for the bit.
• 48:46
  Nora: Yeah.
• 48:47
  Nora: It really isn't. - It's so forced.
• 48:49
  Nora: It really isn't.
• 48:50
  Chris: Few things would give me more joy
• 48:52
  Chris: than to throw him down a flight of stairs.
• 48:55
  Nora: I don't think I feel that strongly about anybody.
• 48:59
  Nora: Oh man, I've got a list.
• 49:01
  Nora: I mean, I've got a short list.
• 49:03
  Mandy: People I know in person, but it's not people online.
• 49:06
  Mandy: I mean, I've got a list of everyone.
• 49:08
  Charles: Okay, all right, well let's move
• 49:10
  Charles: She's got a list as she checks it twice.
• 49:12
  Charles: Let's move on to another weird guy that I found.
• 49:16
  Charles: This is a real human being, I promise you.
• 49:19
  Mandy: Oh my God, I love this.
• 49:23
  Charles: I feel happy.
• 49:25
  Nora: I feel healthy.
• 49:28
  Nora: I'm a human being.
• 49:29
  Charles: Are you sure about that?
• 49:30
  Charles: You flew into the fucking shot there, dude.
• 49:33
  Charles: (laughing)
• 49:37
  Mandy: I saw one today where he opened barn doors with his mind.
• 49:41
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 49:42
  Nora: Oh my God.
• 49:44
  Mandy: He's like, "I'm a human being,"
• 49:45
  Mandy: and then burned her down on her own.
• 49:48
  Chris: I like him.
• 49:49
  Chris: You know what, I would rather watch that guy
• 49:52
  Chris: for three hours straight
• 49:55
  Chris: than to ever watch catchphrase guy or hooker ever again.
• 50:00
  Nora: That's so rude.
• 50:02
  Nora: Like legitimately.
• 50:02
  Nora: Literally.
• 50:04
  Nora: Like if you ever talked about me like that.
• 50:05
  Nora: Not even like a joke at that point.
• 50:08
  Chris: No, because you will never be close,
• 50:11
  Chris: anywhere close to that annoying.
• 50:13
  Nora: Lounging with the lady.
• 50:15
  Chris: Roger with the ladies.
• 50:16
  Nora: They're getting close.
• 50:18
  Chris: I mean, you're getting up there, but
• 50:20
  Nora: We just have to keep using catchphrases
• 50:21
  Nora: to desensitize them.
• 50:22
  Chris: The fact that you are constantly subjecting
• 50:25
  Chris: not only us, but our audience
• 50:28
  Chris: Yeah, poor Olivia, who's watching this.
• 50:30
  Mandy: Who likes catchphrase guy.
• 50:31
  Nora: Be better for Olivia.
• 50:33
  Charles: Olivia, we, me and Mandy are sorry.
• 50:35
  Nora: I could say the same about you guys.
• 50:37
  Nora: Be better for Olivia.
• 50:38
  Charles: Yeah, be better, be kinder, be gentler as human beings.
• 50:41
  Charles: Is that what Dolly would want?
• 50:43
  Charles: Is that what Dolly would want?
• 50:44
  Chris: Dolly would hate catchphrase guy.
• 50:46
  Nora: No, she wouldn't.
• 50:47
  Charles: She would love it.
• 50:49
  Chris: Fuck you, Dolly would hate catchphrase guy.
• 50:51
  Nora: It's camp.
• 50:51
  Nora: Nope, she'd love it.
• 50:52
  Nora: It's camp.
• 50:53
  Chris: All right.
• 50:54
  Chris: You're wrong.
• 50:54
  Chris: Camp is entertaining.
• 50:56
  Chris: This isn't.
• 50:57
  Nora: I'm entertained.
• 50:59
  Nora: I'm entertained.
• 51:01
  Charles: I don't think our audience is entertained
• 51:03
  Charles: because people are dropping from the stream.
• 51:05
  Charles: Let's move on.
• 51:06
  Chris: One by one.
• 51:07
  Chris: And if you needed more evidence, there you go.
• 51:09
  Charles: No, I think it's mostly you.
• 51:12
  Mandy: It's the forced
• 51:13
  Mandy: What do you remember that Cat Tree's guy
• 51:16
  Mandy: did tell you happy birthday?
• 51:17
  Chris: Yeah, because he was paid to.
• 51:20
  Nora: The over-aggressive death threats to another person,
• 51:23
  Nora: I don't think is great for our show.
• 51:25
  Chris: Yeah, I don't think
• 51:26
  Chris: So let's chill with that.
• 51:27
  Nora: (laughing)
• 51:29
  Chris: There were no death threats.
• 51:30
  Chris: I was just talking in a hypothetical.
• 51:33
  Nora: That's not what I heard.
• 51:35
  Nora: You guys gotta be careful.
• 51:37
  Nora: You guys gotta
• 51:37
  Nora: Like legitimately, this is somebody that we like,
• 51:41
  Nora: so chill.
• 51:43
  Charles: I can't get blocked. Please don't make me get blocked from catchphrase. I need this in my heart, my life.
• 51:53
  Mandy: Do it for us. Please. Do it for us. How much do we like these people? Do we like them enough to pretend?
• 52:03
  Nora: Mandy, you are an addition to this show and you can be removed. You can be removed if you cause a problem.
• 52:10
  Mandy: I can do something else with my Wednesday night.
• 52:12
  Nora: You can just, you could be removed
• 52:14
  Nora: if you're gonna cause a problem.
• 52:15
  Nora: I can do something else with my Wednesday night.
• 52:18
  Nora: Y'all, this has gotten way out of control.
• 52:21
  Chris: All I will say is try running the show
• 52:24
  Chris: without either of us.
• 52:26
  Chris: Oh no.
• 52:28
  Nora: Let me have my catchphrase, guy.
• 52:30
  Nora: What's the next video? - This is insane.
• 52:33
  Charles: I don't know if I wanna continue.
• 52:36
  Nora: I just wanna like my funny little guys
• 52:38
  Nora: and then you're throwing them death threats.
• 52:40
  Nora: Like, it sucks.
• 52:41
  Nora: (laughing)
• 52:42
  Charles: Okay, we're moving on.
• 52:44
  Charles: We're moving on.
• 52:45
  Charles: I don't know how we can move on.
• 52:48
  Charles: This next video, I was up at 10 p.m.
• 52:53
  Charles: laughing so hard at this.
• 52:56
  Charles: I almost, I probably got a noise complaint
• 53:00
  Charles: from my neighbors.
• 53:01
  Nora: (laughing)
• 53:02
  Charles: This is a Japanese viral face shampooing.
• 53:06
  Charles: Hmm. - Ooh.
• 53:09
  Charles: (laughing)
• 53:15
  Charles: Just wait.
• 53:20
  Nora: (laughing)
• 53:26
  Nora: No.
• 53:27
  Nora: No.
• 53:29
  Nora: Smoothie, smoothie.
• 53:31
  Mandy: Okay wait, is this Japanese hair washing though?
• 53:34
  Chris: No.
• 53:34
  Mandy: That's what this is a part of.
• 53:37
  Chris: Oh my God.
• 53:39
  Chris: It's like she's being waterboarded.
• 53:41
  Chris: She is.
• 53:42
  Nora: (laughing)
• 53:43
  Nora: He's poking her in the eye.
• 53:45
  Nora: Poking her in the eye.
• 53:46
  Chris: She's being gelboarded.
• 53:49
  Chris: Oh, there's the water.
• 53:50
  Nora: Oh, it's on her mouth.
• 53:54
  Chris: Does she have any eyebrows left?
• 53:59
  Nora: Imagine her in the shampoo bowl.
• 54:01
  Nora: Just get your face sprayed.
• 54:03
  Chris: What kind of tip do you leave for that kind of abuse?
• 54:08
  Charles: Oh, now it's all chill.
• 54:10
  Charles: It's all chill at this point.
• 54:12
  Charles: Oh my god.
• 54:12
  Charles: We'll have a little bit of a calm down from this.
• 54:18
  Mandy: That's so serene and calming now.
• 54:20
  Mandy: That's what the head spa ones are like.
• 54:23
  Mandy: Oh, OK.
• 54:23
  Mandy: The abs.
• 54:27
  Mandy: Wow.
• 54:28
  Mandy: I want to be in the room when he sold this to her.
• 54:30
  Mandy: He's like, OK, we're going to make this video.
• 54:32
  Nora: At some point she was trying not to laugh.
• 54:35
  Nora: So...
• 54:37
  Nora: This must be his sister or something.
• 54:39
  Nora: [Japanese]
• 54:42
  Nora: Like, she was trying not to laugh at some of the moments.
• 54:44
  Chris: I know.
• 54:46
  Chris: Trying not to scream.
• 54:49
  Charles: Okay.
• 54:50
  Charles: So this next one is...
• 54:52
  Chris: That was delightful.
• 54:54
  Chris: I like stuff like that.
• 54:55
  Charles: This next one is a musical cover of My Chemical Romance
• 54:59
  Charles: but if it was done by Michael McDonald of the Doobie Brothers.
• 55:03
  Charles: Okay, you have my attention.
• 55:06
  Charles: Mmm, alright.
• 55:12
  Nora: Michael McRomance.
• 55:23
  Nora: It's like, 10 out of 10.
• 55:25
  Nora: ♪ Don't believe me ♪
• 55:27
  Mandy: ♪ Your memory will carry on ♪
• 55:31
  Mandy: I was just at the concert, it sounded exactly like that.
• 55:34
  Charles: Yeah, incredible.
• 55:35
  Nora: Did they bring Michael McDonald on the stage?
• 55:37
  Mandy: 'Cause that would have been awesome.
• 55:38
  Mandy: Unfortunately not.
• 55:39
  Mandy: Damn.
• 55:40
  Mandy: But we did have four throw seats
• 55:42
  Mandy: and we're right, like four rows back from stage B2.
• 55:45
  Mandy: Awesome.
• 55:45
  Chris: How did that not make it into your anecdotes, Mandy?
• 55:48
  Mandy: 'Cause I've been sick since then.
• 55:49
  Chris: True.
• 55:50
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 55:50
  Chris: That was like a year ago.
• 55:52
  Mandy: Other things have happened.
• 55:53
  Charles: Okay, my last video, what is the thing
• 55:57
  Charles: that I think I bring to the show?
• 55:59
  Charles: More than the weird little guys,
• 56:01
  Charles: more than anything else I bring to the show,
• 56:04
  Charles: I've already kind of brought some of that to this episode.
• 56:07
  Chris: Is it your snazzy fashion sense?
• 56:09
  Chris: Is it Kermit?
• 56:10
  Charles: It's not Kermit, it's not that,
• 56:11
  Charles: it's people getting hit in the face with things.
• 56:14
  Charles: (laughing)
• 56:16
  Charles: Wait, no, wait, this is the wrong one,
• 56:18
  Charles: this is the wrong one, this is the wrong one.
• 56:20
  Charles: It's called I Trust My Wife.
• 56:24
  Chris: You know what? I may not have it.
• 56:26
  Chris: Hold on. I'll pull it up.
• 56:27
  Chris: Give me a second.
• 56:32
  Charles: Hold on.
• 56:33
  Mandy: The other one sounded like Twilight for some strange reason.
• 56:36
  Charles: Chris, hold on.
• 56:38
  Charles: Yeah.
• 56:38
  Charles: You can cut to my screen.
• 56:44
  Charles: He says, I trust my wife.
• 56:47
  Video: Oh my God.
• 56:48
  Video: Hold up. Trust my wife challenge.
• 57:04
  Chris: [laughter]
• 57:14
  Chris: [laughter]
• 57:22
  Nora: [laughter]
• 57:25
  Nora: Okay.
• 57:27
  Nora: [laughter continues]
• 57:32
  Nora: (laughing)
• 57:34
  Nora: I trust my wife.
• 57:36
  Nora: (laughing)
• 57:42
  Mandy: Like, should it be called, I know my wife?
• 57:44
  Mandy: Do we do this?
• 57:45
  Mandy: I don't trust my wife.
• 57:48
  Chris: Successful.
• 57:49
  Nora: (laughing)
• 57:57
  Nora: Oh my God, that second to last one.
• 58:00
  Chris: Oh, incredible.
• 58:02
  Chris: Let's just watch this on loop for the rest of the show.
• 58:05
  Chris: Incredible.
• 58:06
  Mandy: So there's a Mexican version of this
• 58:08
  Mandy: where women throw chanclas at their heads
• 58:10
  Mandy: to try and like knock it off with the chancla
• 58:12
  Mandy: and they pretty much get it right every time.
• 58:15
  Nora: Yeah, no, if they're throwing a chancla,
• 58:17
  Nora: yeah, no, they're gonna get exactly where they aim.
• 58:22
  Charles: Would you do the I trust my wife challenge?
• 58:24
  Charles: No, I don't trust anybody.
• 58:27
  Mandy: Let me answer for my husband, no.
• 58:31
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 58:32
  Mandy: He knows better.
• 58:33
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 58:33
  Chris: Would you let Catchphrase Guy do it?
• 58:37
  Mandy: Oh, yeah.
• 58:38
  Mandy: I would.
• 58:38
  Mandy: I think he needs to do that for more attention.
• 58:41
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 58:42
  Mandy: I don't trust anybody, no.
• 58:44
  Nora: (laughing)
• 58:45
  Charles: Charles doesn't do it though.
• 58:46
  Mandy: I just enjoy his videos.
• 58:48
  Charles: I wouldn't let Catchphrase Guy do it.
• 58:49
  Mandy: Charles, would you let Reverend,
• 58:51
  Mandy: Evil Reverend Jim do it to you?
• 58:54
  Chris: Yeah.
• 58:55
  Mandy: Okay, that's how we're gonna get
• 58:56
  Chris: But only after they engage in a fist fight.
• 59:00
  Chris: (laughing)
• 59:00
  Chris: Fist to cuffs.
• 59:02
  Nora: Okay, Charles, tell us about last week.
• 59:03
  Nora: I did last week.
• 59:04
  Nora: No, you tell us about last week.
• 59:06
  Nora: Chris, tell us about last week.
• 59:08
  Nora: (laughing)
• 59:09
  Chris: Folks, we've had a lot of fun here tonight.
• 59:15
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• 59:18
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• 59:22
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• 59:28
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• 59:32
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• 59:34
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• 59:39
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• 59:45
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• 59:49
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• 59:52
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• 59:57
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• 1:00:03
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• 1:00:06
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• 1:00:09
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• 1:00:17
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• 1:00:21
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• 1:00:23
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• 1:00:25
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• 1:00:27
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• 1:00:29
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• 1:00:33
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• 1:00:35
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• 1:00:40
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• 1:00:44
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• 1:00:46
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• 1:00:47
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• 1:00:52
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• 1:00:54
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• 1:01:01
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• 1:01:05
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• 1:01:08
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• 1:01:11
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• 1:01:13
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• 1:01:15
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• 1:01:18
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• 1:01:23
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• 1:01:25
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• 1:01:30
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• 1:01:33
  Charles: The vibes are still a little weird.
• 1:01:36
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:01:40
  Chris: I think the vibes are right where they should be,
• 1:01:42
  Chris: But if you disagree, give us a call at 888-853-VIBE.
• 1:01:47
  Mandy: He said bones.
• 1:01:49
  Chris: Tell us what to change and we'll do it
• 1:01:53
  Chris: because we also are spineless
• 1:01:55
  Chris: and want to keep our viewership.
• 1:01:59
  Chris: So tell us what to do.
• 1:02:00
  Chris: I can change.
• 1:02:01
  Chris: If you need me to change, I can do it.
• 1:02:03
  Mandy: Would you end up liking Catch Phase Guy
• 1:02:05
  Mandy: if it would get more viewers?
• 1:02:10
  Chris: I will.
• 1:02:11
  Nora: Because a viewer in the comments
• 1:02:13
  Nora: is on Catch Phrase Guy's side.
• 1:02:14
  Chris: I will take one for the team and do what I must.
• 1:02:20
  Chris: And if that is pretending to enjoy Catch Phrase Guy,
• 1:02:28
  Chris: then that is what I must do.
• 1:02:31
  Nora: Mandy calls you the actor, so I wanna see some acting.
• 1:02:35
  Nora: I love this so much, Charles!
• 1:02:38
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:02:40
  Charles: That's what I expect next time I bring Catchphrase Guy.
• 1:02:42
  Nora: In Miss Piggy's voice.
• 1:02:44
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:02:46
  Charles: That's how I expect you to handle the Catchphrase
• 1:02:49
  Charles: Guy moving forward.
• 1:02:51
  Nora: OK, you know what I think would make
• 1:02:54
  Nora: the vibes a little bit better?
• 1:02:55
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:02:57
  Nora: Maybe if we had a snack and then talked about Twilight.
• 1:03:01
  Charles: Do we want to do the snack first?
• 1:03:03
  Charles: I think so.
• 1:03:04
  Nora: I want a snack and talk about Twilight.
• 1:03:05
  Nora: I mean, it's been a good five minutes since I ate something.
• 1:03:08
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:03:09
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:03:10
  Nora: And these things are sitting right in front of me
• 1:03:12
  Nora: and smelling.
• 1:03:13
  Charles: All right, I'm gonna fade out
• 1:03:15
  Charles: and then we can cut to the tasty little treat intro.
• 1:03:20
  Nora: And now it's time for tasty little treats
• 1:03:24
  Nora: for tasty little guys.
• 1:03:29
  Nora: My favorite part of the show.
• 1:03:30
  Mandy: Can we just rename it,
• 1:03:31
  Mandy: Mandy spits stuff out into a napkin?
• 1:03:33
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:03:34
  Chris: All right.
• 1:03:35
  Chris: I mean, that title wouldn't fit on the screen.
• 1:03:37
  Chris: So that's how we came up with Tasty Little Treats.
• 1:03:40
  Charles: Christopher, what did you bring us this week?
• 1:03:42
  Chris: So this week we have some chicken flavored desserts.
• 1:03:47
  Chris: We've only got a couple this week,
• 1:03:49
  Chris: 'cause Mandy just survived death,
• 1:03:51
  Chris: so we didn't wanna push her too hard.
• 1:03:53
  Chris: But now on the screen,
• 1:03:56
  Chris: you are seeing chicken and waffles flavored Oreos.
• 1:04:01
  Chris: This is a limited edition that was released recently.
• 1:04:05
  Chris: I don't think this was part of the America 250 thing,
• 1:04:09
  Chris: but it is here nonetheless.
• 1:04:12
  Mandy: Is it Oreo brand?
• 1:04:13
  Mandy: Here, cut back to the
• 1:04:14
  Chris: It is Oreo brand, yes.
• 1:04:15
  Mandy: But then there's no Oreo on the outside,
• 1:04:17
  Mandy: which is fascinating.
• 1:04:18
  Mandy: It's on the other side.
• 1:04:20
  Charles: As they do in the makeup.
• 1:04:22
  Mandy: Yeah, influencer hands.
• 1:04:23
  Chris: So I'm gonna need you guys to talk about this
• 1:04:26
  Chris: while I get the other item ready.
• 1:04:27
  Mandy: Okay.
• 1:04:27
  Mandy: I mean, they are pungent.
• 1:04:29
  Charles: So, okay, so it's chicken and waffle.
• 1:04:32
  Charles: Here's my expectation before we jump into this.
• 1:04:35
  Charles: This is just gonna be maple.
• 1:04:37
  Nora: Which is what the pancake ones were for the BTS.
• 1:04:39
  Charles: Right, I think it's gonna be mostly just a maple flavor.
• 1:04:42
  Charles: I don't think we're gonna get much chicken out of this.
• 1:04:44
  Mandy: Okay.
• 1:04:45
  Charles: But
• 1:04:45
  Mandy: It's definitely smelling really strongly of maple.
• 1:04:48
  Charles: Right.
• 1:04:49
  Mandy: Double cream, there's like a caramel cream
• 1:04:51
  Mandy: and a white cream.
• 1:04:52
  Charles: Clink it.
• 1:04:53
  Charles: Cheers. - Cheers.
• 1:05:01
  Charles: I'm glad that I was so wrong.
• 1:05:03
  Mandy: You were wrong.
• 1:05:05
  Charles: There's like a cracked pepper flavor to it.
• 1:05:08
  Charles: So it gives it that like,
• 1:05:11
  Charles: that little bit of chicken flavor to it.
• 1:05:14
  Charles: Like legitimately.
• 1:05:17
  Nora: There is a little bit of chicken flavor in here.
• 1:05:19
  Mandy: It's, you know, spiced cookies, it's giving that.
• 1:05:24
  Mandy: Okay. - You know what?
• 1:05:25
  Mandy: I should probably have read the ingredients
• 1:05:26
  Mandy: before I put this in my mouth.
• 1:05:28
  Charles: I think there's probably pepper in it.
• 1:05:32
  Nora: But black pepper is different than peppers.
• 1:05:34
  Nora: It is.
• 1:05:35
  Charles: Okay.
• 1:05:36
  Nora: It does taste, the cookies taste like,
• 1:05:38
  Nora: kind of like an Eggo waffle.
• 1:05:40
  Charles: Tyra Banks likes making,
• 1:05:45
  Charles: she calls it crack toast, I think,
• 1:05:49
  Charles: where she puts butter and cracked pepper on a piece of bread
• 1:05:53
  Charles: and it tastes a lot like chicken, like fried chicken.
• 1:05:57
  Charles: This is very, very similar to that flavor profile.
• 1:06:02
  Charles: I dig it a lot.
• 1:06:03
  Charles: I don't think I could eat more than one or two of these,
• 1:06:08
  Charles: but I'm here for it.
• 1:06:10
  Charles: It's not bad.
• 1:06:10
  Charles: I'm a fan.
• 1:06:12
  Charles: Yeah, it's okay.
• 1:06:14
  Charles: That is like one of the more interesting flavored things
• 1:06:19
  Charles: I've had in a while.
• 1:06:20
  Charles: Like it's complex.
• 1:06:22
  Nora: The white cream is what tastes the chickeny.
• 1:06:26
  Nora: (chewing)
• 1:06:28
  Chris: Yeah, I dig it.
• 1:06:29
  Chris: Mandy, what did you think?
• 1:06:31
  Mandy: I ate a bite and then got scared
• 1:06:33
  Mandy: that maybe I would accidentally be killing myself,
• 1:06:34
  Mandy: so I stopped.
• 1:06:35
  Chris: Oh yeah.
• 1:06:36
  Mandy: Well, I don't think there's any mango in it, so.
• 1:06:39
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:06:40
  Mandy: I mean, mango's not my only nemesis.
• 1:06:42
  Mandy: I know. - There are many.
• 1:06:43
  Mandy: You have nemes, nem, nem, nem, nemesai?
• 1:06:46
  Mandy: Nemesis.
• 1:06:47
  Mandy: Nemesis. - Nemesis.
• 1:06:49
  Mandy: Nemesis talking.
• 1:06:50
  Chris: Wonders Nemesis to amaze,
• 1:06:52
  Chris: because for our next item and final item,
• 1:06:56
  Chris: we have fried chicken ice cream.
• 1:07:01
  Chris: I'm not exactly sure what that entails, but here it is.
• 1:07:05
  Nora: On the back it says vanilla ice cream
• 1:07:06
  Nora: to chocolate bone, three crunchy crumble.
• 1:07:09
  Charles: Oh, so it's just like shaped like it.
• 1:07:12
  Nora: This is a product of China.
• 1:07:16
  Nora: It does have
• 1:07:17
  Charles: Look, it's adorable.
• 1:07:19
  Charles: Oh my God, it's so cute.
• 1:07:22
  Charles: Oh my God.
• 1:07:23
  Mandy: Like a chicken nuggy.
• 1:07:25
  Charles: This is very cute.
• 1:07:28
  Charles: There we go.
• 1:07:28
  Charles: What do you want out of this?
• 1:07:30
  Chris: I want some, I want it to taste like,
• 1:07:35
  Chris: what's that chicken, shake and bake.
• 1:07:37
  Chris: I want it to taste like shake and bake.
• 1:07:38
  Charles: I want it to have, so I know,
• 1:07:41
  Charles: we know that it's gonna be just like ice cream.
• 1:07:43
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:07:43
  Charles: Right, it's not gonna have any flavor to it,
• 1:07:45
  Charles: like chicken flavor.
• 1:07:46
  Charles: I want a little bit of crunch though.
• 1:07:48
  Charles: I want this to have like a good crunch.
• 1:07:50
  Charles: I want some crunch to this.
• 1:07:52
  Charles: And I feel like I'm gonna be let down.
• 1:07:55
  Charles: I'm gonna eat from the bone, the bone side.
• 1:07:59
  Chris: As you do.
• 1:08:02
  Chris: (mimics chicken clucking)
• 1:08:04
  Chris: Okay, I think there's a little bit of crunch here.
• 1:08:08
  Chris: Not very much.
• 1:08:10
  Chris: I was kind of hoping for like that cornflake chicken
• 1:08:13
  Chris: like sort of crust.
• 1:08:15
  Mandy: Right. - Which they would've done.
• 1:08:16
  Chris: Yeah, they absolutely could've done.
• 1:08:18
  Chris: So I think it would be better if it were that.
• 1:08:20
  Chris: but other than that, it's just like vanilla ice cream.
• 1:08:23
  Chris: Yeah, that's
• 1:08:24
  Chris: Which for the record, Mandy is not eating
• 1:08:26
  Chris: because she abhors ice cream.
• 1:08:27
  Chris: She has generational ice cream trauma.
• 1:08:31
  Chris: I don't like it.
• 1:08:32
  Mandy: You don't?
• 1:08:34
  Mandy: Okay, can you explain why?
• 1:08:35
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:08:38
  Mandy: I mean, other than the fact that it's ice cream
• 1:08:39
  Mandy: and ice cream is disgusting and ew,
• 1:08:41
  Mandy: how are you eating that?
• 1:08:43
  Nora: It has like a caramel outside.
• 1:08:46
  Charles: The outside texture wise is like wet coconut flakes.
• 1:08:52
  Mandy: Ooh, okay.
• 1:08:54
  Charles: It's like, has like, you know, coconut flakes
• 1:08:58
  Charles: have that like kind of slightly crunchy texture to it.
• 1:09:01
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:09:02
  Charles: It's like, that's been sitting out for a while.
• 1:09:04
  Charles: It's not, it's like almost crunchy.
• 1:09:07
  Mandy: Yeah, but it's not crunchy enough.
• 1:09:08
  Mandy: It kind of absorbs some of the moisture.
• 1:09:10
  Mandy: Yeah. - Okay.
• 1:09:12
  Chris: 'Cause the funny thing is the outside crust or whatever,
• 1:09:16
  Chris: is kind of shake and bakey, but you're right.
• 1:09:19
  Chris: It feels like it's kind of sat
• 1:09:21
  Chris: and has absorbed the moisture and is just kind of softer.
• 1:09:25
  Chris: So it's crunchy and soggy at the same time.
• 1:09:28
  Nora: Yeah, it is kinda.
• 1:09:29
  Chris: I don't like that.
• 1:09:31
  Nora: That's what I expect out of something
• 1:09:32
  Nora: that comes, that would be on like an ice cream truck.
• 1:09:34
  Mandy: I mean, I feel like drumsticks,
• 1:09:36
  Mandy: you know, those drumsticks, ice cream cones,
• 1:09:39
  Mandy: like the ice cream cone is also kind of soggy like that too.
• 1:09:41
  Mandy: I think it's just maybe the nature of the product.
• 1:09:44
  Chris: Also, the, whatever vanilla ice cream they use for this
• 1:09:48
  Chris: is not particularly high quality vanilla.
• 1:09:51
  Charles: No, no, it's like, it's like a,
• 1:09:53
  Charles: it's like overly frozen, you know,
• 1:09:55
  Charles: like when you refreeze ice cream or something like that.
• 1:09:58
  Chris: Like freezer Bernie.
• 1:09:59
  Chris: Kind of freezer Bernie, yeah.
• 1:10:01
  Chris: But also like, just like lacking in flavor.
• 1:10:05
  Mandy: Well, I'm disappointed that I wasn't able to try it.
• 1:10:07
  Chris: I'm sure, I'm sure the sadness in your heart is,
• 1:10:12
  Mandy: it knows no bounds.
• 1:10:13
  Mandy: Yep, so disappointed.
• 1:10:16
  Charles: However, the chicken and waffle Oreos fuck hard.
• 1:10:19
  Charles: Really?
• 1:10:20
  Charles: Yeah, they're so good.
• 1:10:21
  Charles: I like 'em.
• 1:10:23
  Charles: Like legitimately, these are delightful.
• 1:10:27
  Mandy: Man, I wish the intern was here
• 1:10:28
  Mandy: so I could make him eat it.
• 1:10:30
  Mandy: I'm trying to get to the chocolate bomb.
• 1:10:32
  Chris: As revenge for him taking glee in your incident.
• 1:10:38
  Mandy: The incident.
• 1:10:39
  Chris: Right, we'll just refer to it
• 1:10:40
  Chris: as the incident from now on.
• 1:10:44
  Mandy: So next.
• 1:10:44
  Chris: Yeah, I'm a big fan of these Oreos.
• 1:10:46
  Mandy: Man, they reek.
• 1:10:47
  Mandy: They reek something awful.
• 1:10:48
  Mandy: They do stink.
• 1:10:49
  Chris: They have a very, very strong
• 1:10:51
  Chris: Maple-y smell.
• 1:10:52
  Chris: Very maple-y.
• 1:10:52
  Mandy: Yeah, very box of some sort of cereal that I can't place.
• 1:10:58
  Mandy: Smacks, pops, something.
• 1:11:00
  Chris: Yeah, I could see that.
• 1:11:04
  Charles: Hell yeah, snacks.
• 1:11:05
  Charles: Thanks, Chris.
• 1:11:07
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:11:07
  Charles: We're all just delightfully just chomping down
• 1:11:10
  Charles: on some snacks, which is just,
• 1:11:12
  Chris: We'll just sit here and talk for the rest of the show.
• 1:11:16
  Charles: What'd you guys think of Twilight?
• 1:11:20
  Nora: It was awful.
• 1:11:20
  Chris: I'm gonna start off with my hot take.
• 1:11:23
  Chris: Maybe a surprise for those who know me.
• 1:11:26
  Chris: I didn't hate it.
• 1:11:29
  Mandy: No, really?
• 1:11:31
  Chris: I really didn't, I didn't hate it.
• 1:11:32
  Chris: I expected to absolutely despise it.
• 1:11:36
  Chris: And I was like, okay, yeah, this is bad.
• 1:11:38
  Chris: Like it's not a well-made movie
• 1:11:40
  Chris: and it's not the most engrossing story.
• 1:11:44
  Charles: It's so fun.
• 1:11:44
  Chris: I have certainly seen worse movies.
• 1:11:46
  Charles: Yeah, it's a fun watch because of how silly it is.
• 1:11:51
  Mandy: Yeah, the husband said that he made the point,
• 1:11:53
  Mandy: he's like, "It's camp, and why can't you get behind camp?"
• 1:11:56
  Mandy: Like, of course, you can always get behind camp.
• 1:11:58
  Chris: Right.
• 1:12:00
  Chris: I should point out it's actual camp, not fake camp.
• 1:12:05
  Chris: So.
• 1:12:06
  Nora: I thought it was a terrible movie,
• 1:12:08
  Nora: but it was really fun and I get it now.
• 1:12:11
  Charles: I don't think you know terrible movies.
• 1:12:13
  Nora: I just didn't think it was a good movie.
• 1:12:14
  Nora: Well, it's not a good movie.
• 1:12:15
  Chris: Wait, here's the easy barometer.
• 1:12:18
  Chris: Nora, have you seen "The Room"?
• 1:12:21
  Nora: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:12:21
  Chris: Would you place that as a terrible movie?
• 1:12:23
  Nora: That's the worst, yeah.
• 1:12:25
  Chris: Was it worse than "Twilight"?
• 1:12:27
  Nora: No, well, "The Room" was worse than "Twilight".
• 1:12:28
  Nora: "Twilight" is not worse than "The Room".
• 1:12:29
  Chris: Okay, no, I think she's properly calibrated.
• 1:12:32
  Chris: Okay.
• 1:12:33
  Nora: It's just not a good movie.
• 1:12:35
  Charles: It's not a good movie, no, it's not.
• 1:12:37
  Charles: I mean like it was made for like on a like like in Hollywood kind of a shoestring budget like
• 1:12:46
  Nora: It has the same color as Magic Mike
• 1:12:50
  Nora: like the same like
• 1:12:52
  Nora: sepia tones
• 1:12:53
  Nora: Have you seen Magic Mike in the end but in between where it's all like sepia toned and like trying to be an art film
• 1:12:58
  Nora: Like it feels similar vibes in that sense from the cinematography sense
• 1:13:03
  Chris: I mean, I do think it's interesting that it was,
• 1:13:07
  Chris: I mean, it has a $37 million budget,
• 1:13:09
  Chris: which by today's standards is very, very little,
• 1:13:12
  Chris: but they also chose Katharine Hardwicke as the director
• 1:13:15
  Chris: and she's made like serious movies.
• 1:13:17
  Chris: And so I thought that that was not necessarily
• 1:13:20
  Chris: maybe the best choice for something that is this silly.
• 1:13:23
  Charles: When has she directed before?
• 1:13:24
  Charles: 13, oh my gosh.
• 1:13:26
  Chris: Yeah, she made 13,
• 1:13:27
  Chris: which is like one of the darkest films ever made.
• 1:13:31
  Chris: So I don't know, it's interesting.
• 1:13:33
  Chris: Like Lords of Dogtown is pretty dark.
• 1:13:35
  Chris: I mean, she worked on Don't Worry Darling,
• 1:13:38
  Chris: which is not exactly a crowd pleaser.
• 1:13:40
  Charles: Prisoner's Daughter, man.
• 1:13:44
  Chris: But that being said, I thought the soundtrack was great.
• 1:13:47
  Chris: Like the songs that they had in there.
• 1:13:49
  Chris: Like soundtrack fucks pretty hard.
• 1:13:53
  Chris: My biggest criticism is not of the story
• 1:13:58
  Chris: or the way it was shot.
• 1:14:00
  Chris: It was the fact that, I don't know whether it was her choice
• 1:14:03
  Chris: or the directors or some combination of the two,
• 1:14:07
  Chris: but in every single shot, in every single scene,
• 1:14:11
  Chris: Kristen Stewart has the exact same facial display,
• 1:14:17
  Chris: which is...
• 1:14:19
  Nora: Or this one.
• 1:14:24
  Charles: She does not know how to close her mouth in the movie.
• 1:14:28
  Charles: She's constantly like
• 1:14:31
  Nora: My first note here was meeting Edward.
• 1:14:34
  Nora: The mouth thing?
• 1:14:36
  Nora: The mouth thing?
• 1:14:38
  Charles: So my
• 1:14:39
  Nora: The mouth acting was too much.
• 1:14:41
  Charles: So about meeting Edward
• 1:14:43
  Chris: Wait a second.
• 1:14:44
  Chris: We actually have that shot cued up.
• 1:14:56
  Charles: And I'm going to read my quote from that scene.
• 1:15:01
  Charles: This bitch stanks.
• 1:15:03
  Charles: [LAUGHTER]
• 1:15:07
  Video: I'm the world's most dangerous predator.
• 1:15:11
  Video: Everything about me invites you in.
• 1:15:13
  Mandy: Her mouth is open again.
• 1:15:14
  Mandy: My voice
• 1:15:15
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 1:15:15
  Mandy: Every single shot.
• 1:15:17
  Charles: Even my smell.
• 1:15:19
  Mandy: I think it's a drinking game.
• 1:15:21
  Mandy: Mouth is open.
• 1:15:22
  Charles: Wait, this is not the first movie, right?
• 1:15:23
  Mandy: No, now we're skipping ahead.
• 1:15:25
  Chris: We're skipping ahead now.
• 1:15:25
  Chris: So this might be the whole spoilers
• 1:15:29
  Mandy: Spoilers someone takes their shirt off. No, I had a I had something to bring at the good video to bring
• 1:15:37
  Charles: Okay, I loved okay so things that I love about a 20 year old movie right exactly
• 1:15:45
  Charles: My question to you all is do we think that Edward can't read Bella's mind because she's fucking stupid
• 1:15:55
  Charles: Nothing's happening in that brain of hers
• 1:16:01
  Chris: Also like it's like that meme of like nope no intelligent life anywhere
• 1:16:06
  Charles: Also when she moves to town, how the fuck does everyone know everything about her?
• 1:16:10
  Charles: Right, they're like hi. Your name is Isabella and your social security number is this
• 1:16:15
  Mandy: Drove through Forks last summer and it is the size of like a one Street
• 1:16:20
  Mandy: Yeah, so I wouldn't you know, I wouldn't disbelieve that that would be the case that high school is really big for the size of
• 1:16:29
  Charles: You've got a little you got a little
• 1:16:32
  Nora: Thank you. Got a little a little chicken. She was chicken schmutz the chicken the chocolate bone was disappointing
• 1:16:38
  Chris: I wrote in in my notes. I wrote Bella's palsy
• 1:16:45
  Chris: Bella's also, why does she live in Twin Peaks?
• 1:16:50
  Charles: You know what that's a good thing like people are just weird in that town
• 1:16:55
  Charles: For seemingly no reason and they're all like super nice to her and she's always like
• 1:17:03
  Charles: I hate that everyone is just likes me
• 1:17:08
  Charles: Why does everyone love me so much?
• 1:17:17
  Nora: None of the Cullens who attend that high school look like high schoolers. Nobody looks like a high schooler
• 1:17:23
  Chris: Are at least 35
• 1:17:26
  Chris: It's like watching 90210 again, right?
• 1:17:28
  Nora: But like some of the other kids in this like I mean Anna Kendrick doesn't but like some of the other ones who like bother
• 1:17:33
  Nora: Her all that time all the time that annoying kid
• 1:17:35
  Nora: He looks like a high schooler, but none of them none of the other ones
• 1:17:38
  Chris: I will say that was a highlight was baby Anna Kendrick. I was like, oh, hey someone who can act cool
• 1:17:43
  Nora: He forgot that she was in this movie
• 1:17:45
  Chris: I didn't know she was in the movie,
• 1:17:47
  Chris: so I was like, oh, that's fun.
• 1:17:48
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:17:50
  Nora: Let's see.
• 1:17:51
  Nora: Edward, King of Soulless Stairs
• 1:17:54
  Nora: with the parking lot accident.
• 1:17:57
  Nora: Like, he's just like, he doesn't,
• 1:17:59
  Nora: you can't tell what's going on on his face.
• 1:18:02
  Nora: Like, I don't know, the acting from both of them,
• 1:18:05
  Nora: like, I just, they're just so wooden.
• 1:18:09
  Chris: I have to believe that at least a chunk of it
• 1:18:12
  Chris: is the direction, because I have seen
• 1:18:14
  Chris: both of these actors in other things
• 1:18:18
  Chris: that they were really good in.
• 1:18:20
  Mandy: Right.
• 1:18:20
  Mandy: So I saw a clip with Robert Pattinson,
• 1:18:23
  Mandy: which was again, I had a whole thing with all of his clips,
• 1:18:26
  Mandy: but he did say that his manager showed up
• 1:18:31
  Mandy: and watched him do one scene and then pulled him aside
• 1:18:33
  Mandy: and was like, whatever you just did there,
• 1:18:34
  Mandy: don't ever do that again.
• 1:18:36
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:18:38
  Mandy: So it was the direction.
• 1:18:40
  Mandy: Going to lunch or breaking for lunch when we come back.
• 1:18:42
  Charles: Don't do that again.
• 1:18:44
  Charles: I called it, no sorry, I'm cutting back to the fried chicken ice cream.
• 1:18:48
  Charles: I called it from a mile away. The outside is coconut.
• 1:18:52
  Nora: Oh no shit. Yeah. Wow. Okay that makes sense. How did nobody else pick up on that?
• 1:18:57
  Nora: I mean I was like yeah it tastes, it could be coconut.
• 1:19:00
  Chris: I was too busy with my sadness to wonder whether it was coconut or not.
• 1:19:04
  Nora: Honestly I think that the coconut would hold up better than a cornflake if it's frozen for a long
• 1:19:10
  Nora: That's why, like this is gonna have a better texture if it's been frozen for six months.
• 1:19:14
  Charles: Yeah, it's like a toasted coconut outside.
• 1:19:17
  Mandy: Can I just say that I am staring at a sheet like a notebook filled with notes about Twilight?
• 1:19:23
  Mandy: I'm so...
• 1:19:24
  Mandy: Not for me, I didn't write those.
• 1:19:26
  Chris: That's true, I did kind of go ham on the notes because I was just like one of my lines it
• 1:19:31
  Chris: says "Yay incest."
• 1:19:33
  Mandy: Yeah, I have two...
• 1:19:34
  Mandy: Oh my god, you guys, I think this is adorable.
• 1:19:37
  Mandy: I adore it.
• 1:19:38
  Chris: We all bought notes.
• 1:19:39
  Chris: I had no idea what I was getting into.
• 1:19:41
  Chris: I was like, I'm gonna need to reference things.
• 1:19:43
  Mandy: Am I saying this is bad?
• 1:19:45
  Mandy: No, adorable.
• 1:19:46
  Chris: Oh, I'm glad.
• 1:19:48
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:19:49
  Chris: Some of these
• 1:19:50
  Chris: Like studying for a test.
• 1:19:52
  Chris: Some of these notes, I don't quite remember the context.
• 1:19:54
  Chris: I wrote spasm disease, question mark?
• 1:19:56
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:19:57
  Chris: Piccassine, piccassine.
• 1:19:58
  Chris: Right, exactly.
• 1:20:00
  Nora: I wrote, bad boys are bad, Bella.
• 1:20:03
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:20:06
  Nora: Bella is dumb.
• 1:20:08
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:20:09
  Chris: I wrote Shakira is a vampire.
• 1:20:12
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:20:14
  Chris: 'Cause like his sister or whatever,
• 1:20:17
  Chris: like she's kinda got like a Shakira thing going on.
• 1:20:20
  Chris: And I was like, oh, Shakira's a vampire, right on.
• 1:20:23
  Nora: Yeah, no I didn't, I actually didn't know
• 1:20:24
  Nora: what the plot was of this first movie.
• 1:20:27
  Nora: So like, I was expecting more werewolves.
• 1:20:29
  Nora: I was disappointed that there weren't any werewolves.
• 1:20:31
  Nora: They're coming, they're coming.
• 1:20:32
  Nora: I know, but I could like see the moments coming,
• 1:20:37
  Nora: the beats coming as they, you know,
• 1:20:38
  Nora: like I haven't seen it before,
• 1:20:39
  Nora: but I could feel the beats coming.
• 1:20:41
  Nora: So like, this is the skin of a killer, Bella.
• 1:20:43
  Nora: And like, you know, like I could feel those things coming
• 1:20:46
  Nora: and I was like, oh my God, oh my God, I'm excited.
• 1:20:48
  Nora: And I was like really into it.
• 1:20:50
  Nora: And I really thought that the noise
• 1:20:51
  Nora: of the sparkle was hilarious.
• 1:20:54
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:20:54
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:20:55
  Mandy: It was like really funny.
• 1:20:57
  Mandy: No, I'm just jealous.
• 1:20:58
  Mandy: I'm like, I want glitter.
• 1:21:00
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:21:02
  Chris: I was really surprised at how enamored the author is
• 1:21:07
  Chris: of baseball, because there's a lot of baseball
• 1:21:09
  Chris: in this damn movie.
• 1:21:11
  Chris: (laughing)
• 1:21:11
  Chris: Like, not only is there that crazy baseball scene,
• 1:21:15
  Chris: which honestly I thought was kind of cool
• 1:21:17
  Chris: for how ridiculous it was,
• 1:21:19
  Chris: but also her mom's boyfriend, husband, whatever,
• 1:21:23
  Chris: is a minor league baseball player.
• 1:21:24
  Chris: I was like, what is with your heart on for baseball?
• 1:21:28
  Nora: It's a really wholesome American sport.
• 1:21:30
  Nora: It's the American sport.
• 1:21:31
  Mandy: There's a type of guy, I mean,
• 1:21:33
  Mandy: you've met baseball players, right?
• 1:21:34
  Mandy: Like, it's a type of guy.
• 1:21:35
  Mandy: There is.
• 1:21:37
  Charles: She's Mormon, right? Yeah. Is that a thing? Maybe? Yeah. I don't know. I wouldn't doubt it.
• 1:21:44
  Nora: Yeah. Feels like something that the Mormons would be good at, baseball. Yeah.
• 1:21:51
  Nora: And when he said, "This is the skin of a killer, Bella," I was getting Major
• 1:21:55
  Nora: Riverdale "I'm a weirdo" vibes. When Jughead is like, "I'm a weirdo. I'm weird.
• 1:22:02
  Nora: Nobody likes me. I'm a weirdo." Like, that's what this felt like. It felt like
• 1:22:06
  Nora: Like I just, I really liked it.
• 1:22:08
  Charles: I like how during the tit soak,
• 1:22:11
  Charles: this is the skin of a killer, tit soak.
• 1:22:15
  Charles: If you spell it, tit soak, spell it out, it's tit soak.
• 1:22:18
  Charles: This is the skin of a killer.
• 1:22:19
  Charles: Oh, this is the skin.
• 1:22:20
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:22:20
  Charles: So people get tattoos that say tit soak on their body.
• 1:22:23
  Charles: This is the skin of a killer.
• 1:22:25
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 1:22:25
  Charles: It's the pop culture of it all,
• 1:22:27
  Mandy: which is why all the things that I brought
• 1:22:28
  Mandy: were pop culture related.
• 1:22:29
  Mandy: 'Cause that's what I appreciate this for.
• 1:22:31
  Mandy: Like whatever it's a movie, whatever the book, whatever,
• 1:22:35
  Mandy: the changes and the things that brought to pop culture
• 1:22:37
  Mandy: is what I find that I appreciate the most.
• 1:22:39
  Charles: Right, but I loved, like I always remembered it
• 1:22:42
  Charles: as like him just like saying it like full with his chest,
• 1:22:46
  Charles: but it was kind of mumbled.
• 1:22:48
  Charles: It was like, this is kind of a killer bill.
• 1:22:50
  Nora: He's embarrassed.
• 1:22:52
  Charles: This is kind of a killer bill.
• 1:22:55
  Chris: Oh, more spoilers.
• 1:22:56
  Nora: That's a flesh ahead.
• 1:22:57
  Nora: (screams)
• 1:23:00
  Nora: Edward Cullen, you're Bella?
• 1:23:04
  Nora: Yes.
• 1:23:05
  Nora: I just want Edward Cohen, you and Bella.
• 1:23:09
  Chris: Also, do you see how much the,
• 1:23:11
  Chris: like everything is so drab,
• 1:23:13
  Chris: like it's barely not black and white.
• 1:23:16
  Mandy: 'Cause it's cloudy in Forks, God, get it together.
• 1:23:20
  Chris: But like, you look at some of the other clips
• 1:23:22
  Chris: and it's like so very different
• 1:23:25
  Chris: and aren't they in the same place?
• 1:23:26
  Nora: Right.
• 1:23:27
  Nora: Well, different directors,
• 1:23:28
  Nora: is there a different cinematographer for the next ones?
• 1:23:30
  Nora: I mean, probably.
• 1:23:30
  Chris: Yeah, I think so.
• 1:23:31
  Chris: Yeah.
• 1:23:32
  Chris: Ooh, I just farted.
• 1:23:33
  Chris: How long have you been 17?
• 1:23:36
  Chris: A while.
• 1:23:37
  Nora: A while.
• 1:23:39
  Nora: A while.
• 1:23:40
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:23:42
  Nora: Spoiler.
• 1:23:45
  Nora: I thought that the piggyback was absolutely hilarious.
• 1:23:49
  Nora: It's so funny.
• 1:23:50
  Nora: It's so stupid and dumb.
• 1:23:52
  Nora: And I think it's so funny.
• 1:23:54
  Mandy: Not a week goes by in our household
• 1:23:56
  Mandy: without my husband telling me hop on Spider-Man.
• 1:23:59
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:24:00
  Charles: I don't know why.
• 1:24:03
  Chris: Well, we just learned something
• 1:24:04
  Chris: about Manny's romantic life.
• 1:24:07
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:24:08
  Charles: I do not know why.
• 1:24:09
  Chris: How we get in the mood.
• 1:24:11
  Charles: We have done fast running in general
• 1:24:16
  Charles: for decades and decades on film.
• 1:24:19
  Charles: And no matter what we do,
• 1:24:20
  Charles: it's always the same slow motion flash
• 1:24:24
  Charles: as you're going as fast.
• 1:24:25
  Charles: And the same thing when you're climbing up things.
• 1:24:27
  Charles: We can never get away from the fucking CW flash running.
• 1:24:32
  Charles: We can't do it.
• 1:24:33
  Charles: And I don't understand it, how we can't do better,
• 1:24:36
  Charles: like fast running in general.
• 1:24:39
  Charles: It always sucks and it's always funny.
• 1:24:42
  Charles: It's so funny.
• 1:24:43
  Mandy: We just have to have hope for our AI overlords.
• 1:24:47
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:24:50
  Nora: I also thought, like when they're like falling in love
• 1:24:53
  Nora: and she says she's irrevocably been in love,
• 1:24:55
  Nora: it's been two weeks.
• 1:24:57
  Nora: Like what is this time?
• 1:24:58
  Mandy: Some of us, that's all it takes.
• 1:25:00
  Mandy: Thank you very much.
• 1:25:01
  Chris: Yeah, Mandy, how quickly did you get married?
• 1:25:04
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:25:09
  Mandy: That's a story for another day.
• 1:25:12
  Nora: But like, I don't get it.
• 1:25:14
  Nora: Irrevocably been
• 1:25:16
  Chris: I mean, I understand the feeling of falling in love
• 1:25:20
  Chris: in high school and you think that that is like
• 1:25:24
  Chris: the end all be all only relationship you'll ever have.
• 1:25:27
  Mandy: And sometimes it is.
• 1:25:29
  Chris: And if you're Mandy, it actually is.
• 1:25:31
  Chris: Nobody else.
• 1:25:32
  Charles: But we have to also remember,
• 1:25:34
  Charles: only one of them is a teenager.
• 1:25:36
  Nora: True.
• 1:25:37
  Charles: The other one is not significantly older
• 1:25:41
  Charles: and has been around for a while
• 1:25:43
  Charles: and should probably be able to control his emotions
• 1:25:49
  Charles: a little bit more.
• 1:25:50
  Mandy: Some of us appreciate older men and prefer that.
• 1:25:54
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:25:55
  Nora: I hear you.
• 1:25:55
  Nora: Mindy's just over here defending.
• 1:25:57
  Charles: Not saying, just saying.
• 1:25:59
  Charles: But an age gap of almost 100 years,
• 1:26:02
  Charles: I think is a little much.
• 1:26:04
  Mandy: I'm pretty sure when we went to wrestling,
• 1:26:06
  Mandy: I mentioned my undying love for Alan Alda at any age.
• 1:26:09
  Nora: No, I understand you said this.
• 1:26:11
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 1:26:12
  Nora: But it's still, I mean.
• 1:26:15
  Nora: It's weird.
• 1:26:16
  Nora: It's the whole vampire thing,
• 1:26:18
  Nora: where it gets weird and incest-y pretty fast.
• 1:26:21
  Nora: Here's one that I have,
• 1:26:23
  Charles: that I wanna talk about a little bit.
• 1:26:26
  Charles: For being as old as fuck,
• 1:26:29
  Charles: Ed, as a vampire, is really bad at keeping vampire secrets.
• 1:26:35
  Charles: He is legitimately
• 1:26:37
  Nora: One girl he can't read and he just spills all of it.
• 1:26:40
  Chris: He's like, "By the way, I'm a vampire
• 1:26:42
  Chris: "and all these people are vampires."
• 1:26:43
  Nora: "And they're my family and you're family now."
• 1:26:45
  Chris: Right, he's like, "Oh, yeah, yeah,
• 1:26:47
  Charles: "don't worry about that, okay, bye."
• 1:26:50
  Charles: And it's like, dude, you've had 90 years
• 1:26:53
  Charles: to perfect your backstory.
• 1:26:56
  Charles: You could have spent like,
• 1:27:00
  Charles: Mr. Dr. Cullen should have given them acting classes.
• 1:27:04
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:27:05
  Charles: Carlisle should have given them acting classes.
• 1:27:07
  Charles: Agreed.
• 1:27:07
  Charles: 'Cause like, holy shit.
• 1:27:08
  Mandy: Can we just take a moment?
• 1:27:10
  Nora: Lestat would have done better.
• 1:27:11
  Mandy: Oh.
• 1:27:12
  Mandy: Can we just take a moment and quickly go through
• 1:27:14
  Mandy: which team we're all on?
• 1:27:17
  Mandy: Charles, what team are you on?
• 1:27:20
  Charles: I'm on team, I'm on team Edward.
• 1:27:23
  Mandy: Okay, okay.
• 1:27:24
  Nora: Nora?
• 1:27:25
  Nora: I literally don't know and there haven't been any werewolves so I don't have anybody to root for for werewolves.
• 1:27:29
  Mandy: Okay, actor?
• 1:27:31
  Nora: TBD.
• 1:27:31
  Chris: I would say Team Edward but with a big asterisk because the other dude is barely in the movie.
• 1:27:36
  Chris: Yeah.
• 1:27:37
  Nora: Okay.
• 1:27:37
  Chris: You're right, that's a TBD.
• 1:27:38
  Chris: And the scenes he's in also kind of suck.
• 1:27:41
  Chris: Okay.
• 1:27:41
  Nora: And his wig is not good.
• 1:27:42
  Nora: It's so bad!
• 1:27:45
  Nora: Team Charlie.
• 1:27:46
  Nora: Okay, I do like Charlie.
• 1:27:48
  Mandy: Olivia is team Carlisle and Olivia also says quote all of the soundtracks
• 1:27:56
  Nora: It's true. I literally
• 1:27:59
  Charles: Whoa, wait, they saw no
• 1:28:04
  Mandy: Mandy curse everyone. Yeah, I
• 1:28:09
  Chris: Have known Mandy
• 1:28:11
  Chris: For several years, but the first time you've heard have seen her in all sorts of different
• 1:28:18
  Chris: Situations and scenarios and
• 1:28:20
  Mandy: Well that's making it sound sketchy.
• 1:28:22
  Chris: Okay, nothing sexual, don't be gross.
• 1:28:25
  Chris: But like, I have never heard her curse before.
• 1:28:31
  Chris: Not once.
• 1:28:32
  Chris: Not at all. - Until this very moment.
• 1:28:34
  Chris: Wow.
• 1:28:35
  Mandy: It was a quote, what do I say instead of the quoting?
• 1:28:40
  Mandy: Olivia made me do it.
• 1:28:41
  Chris: You just say fuck more, that's what you really need to do.
• 1:28:43
  Chris: Here's what you do Mandy,
• 1:28:44
  Chris: 'cause when we were at the wrestling event,
• 1:28:47
  Chris: There is a wrestler named Dark Chic.
• 1:28:48
  Chris: We talked about her previously on the show.
• 1:28:51
  Chris: She wears a shirt that says cunt
• 1:28:54
  Chris: and below it says, can you not thanks?
• 1:28:57
  Chris: Yeah.
• 1:28:57
  Chris: We showed a picture of it on the show before.
• 1:29:01
  Chris: When Mandy was describing that, she said,
• 1:29:04
  Chris: I saw the C-U-N-T shirt.
• 1:29:08
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:29:11
  Chris: So I'm here for whatever excuse allowed her
• 1:29:14
  Chris: to break that seal, but it's a pretty flimsy excuse.
• 1:29:19
  Nora: Yeah, I mean, I'm here for it.
• 1:29:20
  Mandy: I've been reading the, that's my one job right here
• 1:29:23
  Mandy: in the little sidecar seat.
• 1:29:26
  Chris: Yeah.
• 1:29:26
  Chris: All I'm saying is I think we've had a breakthrough moment.
• 1:29:30
  Nora: I think we might have, we're getting through to her.
• 1:29:32
  Mandy: It won't pop in my head though, right?
• 1:29:33
  Mandy: So you're not gonna get a natural one coming from me.
• 1:29:36
  Chris: Hey, you know what?
• 1:29:37
  Chris: We'll take what we can get.
• 1:29:39
  Nora: Well, there was one song.
• 1:29:40
  Nora: Let me see.
• 1:29:41
  Chris: Thank you so much, Olivia, from the bottom of our hearts.
• 1:29:45
  Nora: Ah, there was one that got stuck in my head
• 1:29:48
  Nora: that was in the credit and one of the emo songs
• 1:29:55
  Nora: got stuck in my head right at the end.
• 1:29:56
  Nora: And it was so good.
• 1:29:58
  Charles: That's a good story.
• 1:30:00
  Nora: I really, the soundtrack did stick with me.
• 1:30:03
  Nora: It's like diamonds.
• 1:30:09
  Chris: I expected more sparkle to be honest with you.
• 1:30:11
  Chris: I wanted to kill you.
• 1:30:14
  Chris: (dramatic music)
• 1:30:17
  Nora: I've never wanted a human's blood so much in my life.
• 1:30:22
  Mandy: I trust you.
• 1:30:26
  Mandy: Okay, so we talked about book versus movie, right?
• 1:30:29
  Mandy: And I know that Charles and I are the only ones
• 1:30:31
  Mandy: that have read the book.
• 1:30:33
  Mandy: One of the things that, I didn't make it all the way
• 1:30:35
  Mandy: through the book 'cause, you know, dying.
• 1:30:36
  Mandy: Yeah.
• 1:30:37
  Mandy: But one of the things I did notice
• 1:30:39
  Mandy: that I don't think I remembered
• 1:30:41
  Mandy: was he really wants her dead in the books.
• 1:30:44
  Mandy: Like every other word, it's like,
• 1:30:46
  Mandy: in the movie, it's like he mentions it once or twice,
• 1:30:48
  Mandy: like, "Oh, I'm addicted to the smaller blood.
• 1:30:49
  Mandy: "Oh, I could kill you."
• 1:30:50
  Mandy: Whatever, whatever.
• 1:30:52
  Mandy: In the books, it's every other word
• 1:30:54
  Mandy: where he's just fantasizing about her death.
• 1:30:56
  Mandy: Yeah. - And that's
• 1:30:56
  Mandy: For real.
• 1:30:57
  Nora: This is one thing that I struggle with this
• 1:31:00
  Nora: because as somebody who is so therapized
• 1:31:03
  Nora: with my relationships, especially with men,
• 1:31:06
  Nora: if they tell you they're bad, you should leave.
• 1:31:09
  Nora: Like, if they say they're bad, you should go.
• 1:31:14
  Nora: Like, don't, if they keep saying they wanna kill you,
• 1:31:18
  Nora: stop putting yourself in that situation,
• 1:31:21
  Nora: because like, you can do better.
• 1:31:24
  Nora: No, no.
• 1:31:24
  Chris: I mean, I don't, I think she finds out early on
• 1:31:29
  Chris: about this, because apparently it takes no effort
• 1:31:32
  Chris: to get him to spill the secret he's been keeping
• 1:31:35
  Chris: for hundreds of years, but she stays.
• 1:31:38
  Chris: So at that point, she's at the very least complicit.
• 1:31:43
  Nora: It just is not believable for me.
• 1:31:45
  Charles: Yeah, I agree with you to a certain extent.
• 1:31:48
  Nora: Like, especially the movie.
• 1:31:49
  Nora: Like, it just really feels,
• 1:31:51
  Nora: if somebody keeps telling you that they want you dead.
• 1:31:54
  Chris: Listen to them.
• 1:31:55
  Chris: There isn't.
• 1:31:55
  Nora: Why are you around?
• 1:31:56
  Mandy: But I can change him.
• 1:31:57
  Charles: No, it's a, but I can change him situation.
• 1:32:01
  Charles: But like, to like such a degree where like, he even like,
• 1:32:04
  Charles: the way that he talks to her until they're dating
• 1:32:07
  Charles: is like, "You suck, I hate you.
• 1:32:10
  Charles: "Get away from me, you stinky bitch."
• 1:32:12
  Charles: Like, that's all he, that's all,
• 1:32:15
  Charles: that's the only way that he talks about her.
• 1:32:17
  Chris: And it is very like middle school,
• 1:32:19
  Chris: "I like you, but get away from me 'cause you smell."
• 1:32:22
  Nora: Yeah. - Right.
• 1:32:22
  Nora: And he's, what, over 100 years old?
• 1:32:24
  Nora: So like, why is he acting like that?
• 1:32:25
  Nora: He's 200 years old.
• 1:32:27
  Nora: Yeah. - It was, no, no.
• 1:32:29
  Nora: He was Spanish blue. - 1918.
• 1:32:30
  Charles: 1918 is when he got bit.
• 1:32:32
  Nora: So, yeah, and he was only 28 then.
• 1:32:34
  Charles: I love that you all know that.
• 1:32:35
  Nora: Yeah, well, it was in the movie.
• 1:32:37
  Mandy: It was in the movie. - I have a Spanish influenza.
• 1:32:39
  Nora: It was in the movie.
• 1:32:40
  Mandy: I like, I really like the flu and historical plagues.
• 1:32:45
  Chris: With as sick as you get,
• 1:32:46
  Chris: you really shouldn't like the flu that much.
• 1:32:47
  Mandy: It's my horror movie.
• 1:32:48
  Mandy: Like, so some people watch horror movies,
• 1:32:50
  Mandy: I read like medical textbooks and I'm like,
• 1:32:51
  Mandy: oh my God, this is gonna keep me up at night.
• 1:32:54
  Nora: I do love a good medical mystery.
• 1:32:56
  Charles: Yeah, I reread the first couple chapters.
• 1:32:59
  Charles: I could not get myself to do it.
• 1:33:03
  Nora: Okay, speaking of the books,
• 1:33:05
  Nora: For the 15th anniversary,
• 1:33:07
  Nora: Stephanie released "Midnight Sun,"
• 1:33:09
  Nora: which is from Edward's point of view.
• 1:33:12
  Nora: Would you be willing to read that?
• 1:33:14
  Charles: Yeah, I would be willing to,
• 1:33:16
  Charles: but like, what's the point?
• 1:33:18
  Charles: You know, like, what does that change?
• 1:33:21
  Charles: Like, contextually, does that add anything new?
• 1:33:24
  Charles: I don't think it
• 1:33:26
  Nora: There's different characters,
• 1:33:27
  Nora: and he's definitely in love with somebody else.
• 1:33:30
  Charles: Oh, it's like a whole, like an alternate universe story?
• 1:33:33
  Nora: No, it's in the universe,
• 1:33:34
  Nora: but he just also loves somebody else too.
• 1:33:37
  Chris: I only found out about this after watching the movie
• 1:33:40
  Chris: and I thought that was kind of an interesting thing,
• 1:33:42
  Chris: but like, yeah, I don't,
• 1:33:46
  Chris: I mean, we already see what happens.
• 1:33:48
  Chris: The movie doesn't take place from Bella's perspective.
• 1:33:51
  Chris: It's kind of a third person perspective.
• 1:33:52
  Chris: So I don't know how much that would add to it really.
• 1:33:55
  Mandy: So it does, so I didn't read it once again.
• 1:33:58
  Mandy: I did my duty by reading "Fifty Shades."
• 1:34:02
  Mandy: That was bad enough for me.
• 1:34:04
  Mandy: and I was like, I can't anymore.
• 1:34:06
  Mandy: But my best friend did, and she said that
• 1:34:08
  Mandy: it gets really into the backstories of everybody,
• 1:34:10
  Mandy: so it gives an excuse for that.
• 1:34:11
  Mandy: Sure. - Right.
• 1:34:12
  Mandy: To make it different.
• 1:34:12
  Chris: It just kinda seems, like to me,
• 1:34:14
  Chris: granted I haven't read it, but it seems to me
• 1:34:16
  Chris: very much like, and yeah, we didn't recut this,
• 1:34:19
  Chris: this is all the same scene.
• 1:34:22
  Charles: (laughing)
• 1:34:23
  Charles: The way that he stares at her too,
• 1:34:25
  Charles: it's just like, I love how she even looks at herself
• 1:34:29
  Charles: and just like smells herself.
• 1:34:30
  Charles: Do I? - Do I smell?
• 1:34:31
  Charles: Does it me?
• 1:34:33
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:34:34
  Chris: No, it's big like did I just fart vibes.
• 1:34:39
  Chris: But yeah, I don't know how much that would add to it.
• 1:34:42
  Chris: It to me seems very much like the sort of thing
• 1:34:46
  Chris: where they're like, well, we've established
• 1:34:48
  Chris: a huge audience for this.
• 1:34:50
  Chris: We've run out of books.
• 1:34:51
  Chris: Let's throw another one on there
• 1:34:53
  Chris: because we know that there are millions of people
• 1:34:55
  Chris: who will buy it.
• 1:34:56
  Mandy: I don't know when it came out,
• 1:34:57
  Mandy: but it came out significantly.
• 1:34:58
  Nora: It was the 15 year anniversary.
• 1:35:00
  Chris: Yeah, so it was when they knew
• 1:35:02
  Chris: they had a cash cow on their hands.
• 1:35:03
  Nora: Oh yeah.
• 1:35:04
  Mandy: Like, Pinky Shades had already come out and then it had
• 1:35:06
  Nora: Midnight Sun, and it's the second,
• 1:35:09
  Nora: it's the second extra book that Stephanie released.
• 1:35:11
  Mandy: Yeah, there's The Short Life of Brie Tanner.
• 1:35:14
  Nora: Yeah, there's
• 1:35:15
  Mandy: I haven't read any of those, so.
• 1:35:18
  Mandy: Because, you know, no thank you.
• 1:35:20
  Nora: Yeah, exactly, exactly.
• 1:35:23
  Nora: Yeah, no.
• 1:35:23
  Mandy: Please don't mink me.
• 1:35:24
  Nora: I just don't have, I don't care that much.
• 1:35:27
  Nora: But the Stephanie cameo, that was pretty funny.
• 1:35:30
  Charles: Yeah, she just shows up in the restaurant, right?
• 1:35:32
  Nora: Did you catch the Stephanie cameo, Chris?
• 1:35:34
  Chris: Is that the author?
• 1:35:35
  Chris: Yeah.
• 1:35:36
  Chris: No, because I don't know what she looks like.
• 1:35:38
  Nora: Well, it was just very obvious
• 1:35:39
  Nora: because they go, "Coffee for Stephanie,"
• 1:35:41
  Nora: and she's the only one sitting at the coffee shop.
• 1:35:44
  Nora: Like, it's like the most obvious cameo.
• 1:35:46
  Charles: Oh my God.
• 1:35:46
  Charles: The other one, okay, so the other thing
• 1:35:48
  Charles: is when they do the cover of the book
• 1:35:50
  Charles: where she drops the apple and Edward goes,
• 1:35:53
  Charles: "Foop, foop, foop, foop, hello, it's me, the apple."
• 1:35:56
  Charles: And it's like, "What, come on."
• 1:35:58
  Charles: (both laughing)
• 1:36:00
  Nora: I wrote Claire de Lune, bossic.
• 1:36:04
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:36:04
  Nora: A very bossic choice.
• 1:36:06
  Nora: And then I liked noting the Mormonism
• 1:36:08
  Nora: that was shown throughout it.
• 1:36:10
  Nora: Like the laying in the field, being in love,
• 1:36:12
  Nora: and they haven't even kissed yet.
• 1:36:14
  Nora: No bed equals no fucking.
• 1:36:16
  Nora: That's in Edward's house, that's a problem.
• 1:36:19
  Nora: It's a great time.
• 1:36:20
  Chris: Yeah.
• 1:36:21
  Chris: I wrote suck me to save me, exclamation point.
• 1:36:25
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:36:27
  Charles: We've all been there.
• 1:36:29
  Charles: We're all at a moment where we're like, hey, just
• 1:36:31
  Charles: Suck me to save me.
• 1:36:32
  Charles: You got to suck me.
• 1:36:33
  Charles: Got to do it.
• 1:36:34
  Charles: I'm going to die if you don't suck me right now.
• 1:36:38
  Nora: Here's another note where I felt like I
• 1:36:40
  Nora: was getting on a soapbox.
• 1:36:41
  Nora: I hate boyfriends who make girlfriends
• 1:36:44
  Nora: do dangerous things with them.
• 1:36:45
  Nora: I think that that's absolutely nonsense.
• 1:36:48
  Chris: It's like guys who take
• 1:36:49
  Chris: You mean like ride him like a Triple Crown
• 1:36:51
  Chris: jockey, like up the mountain?
• 1:36:52
  Nora: Up the mountain, up a tree.
• 1:36:54
  Nora: That feels
• 1:36:54
  Nora: It's like a spider monkey.
• 1:36:55
  Charles: Like a spider monkey, yeah.
• 1:36:56
  Charles: It's very specifically spider monkey.
• 1:36:58
  Nora: spider monkey, but like all of that, like I hate when
• 1:37:02
  Nora: boyfriends make girlfriends do dangerous things with them.
• 1:37:04
  Nora: It drives me crazy.
• 1:37:07
  Charles: Once again, I don't think you like men.
• 1:37:14
  Nora: Probably, but like it's correlated to the danger
• 1:37:17
  Nora: that women get put in by their partners.
• 1:37:20
  Nora: That's why.
• 1:37:21
  Chris: Right, right, right, right.
• 1:37:23
  Chris: So.
• 1:37:24
  Chris: So dangerous to which her response was,
• 1:37:30
  Nora: Exactly, yeah, and then they also spent more time
• 1:37:32
  Nora: in the tree than they spent kissing in the movie.
• 1:37:35
  Nora: That was something I just thought was interesting.
• 1:37:38
  Nora: That stuck in your craw?
• 1:37:39
  Nora: The amount of, I thought it was funny
• 1:37:42
  Nora: how little kissing they did for how much of a romance it is
• 1:37:46
  Nora: and then how sexual the kissing got, like right away,
• 1:37:49
  Nora: like there wasn't any buildup to it,
• 1:37:52
  Nora: but the first kiss wasn't until an hour
• 1:37:54
  Nora: and 15 minutes into the movie.
• 1:37:56
  Mandy: Oh my God, you timed it.
• 1:37:57
  Nora: I did hit the pause button when it actually happened
• 1:38:00
  Nora: and I was like, "Oh my God, they actually kissed!"
• 1:38:03
  Chris: They were saving all the saliva
• 1:38:05
  Chris: for when he had to suck her to save her.
• 1:38:07
  Mandy: Exactly.
• 1:38:08
  Mandy: I just wanna skip to the last movie.
• 1:38:10
  Mandy: The last, I know.
• 1:38:11
  Mandy: And that's what I want.
• 1:38:13
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:38:14
  Charles: But there's still some really good moments
• 1:38:16
  Charles: throughout the entire thing,
• 1:38:17
  Charles: but it's the last movie where I'm really excited.
• 1:38:20
  Mandy: Hey, I have a new TV and sound system.
• 1:38:24
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:38:25
  Charles: Ooh.
• 1:38:26
  Mandy: A marathon party at Manny's house.
• 1:38:27
  Mandy: I think that's where we go.
• 1:38:29
  Chris: That's where we watch the finale.
• 1:38:32
  Chris: Your husband will love that.
• 1:38:34
  Chris: He'll be so excited to watch all of this.
• 1:38:37
  Nora: Oh, oh, again, please give me my excuse.
• 1:38:40
  Mandy: It's been on repeat since then.
• 1:38:43
  Mandy: The puppies love watching it while we leave the house.
• 1:38:46
  Chris: So if it's been on repeat since then,
• 1:38:48
  Chris: and this was like weeks ago now,
• 1:38:50
  Chris: why do you not have a notebook full of ideas?
• 1:38:53
  Chris: She doesn't need one, it's all in her brain.
• 1:38:55
  Mandy: I brought links.
• 1:38:57
  Mandy: That's true, let's talk about your links.
• 1:38:59
  Mandy: So I went for the pop culture
• 1:39:01
  Mandy: because that's what I appreciate the most about Twilight
• 1:39:04
  Mandy: is what it's done for us.
• 1:39:06
  Mandy: So you need a Christmas card.
• 1:39:08
  Mandy: I am gonna buy Christmas cards for Twilight for everybody.
• 1:39:12
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:39:16
  Nora: That's amazing.
• 1:39:17
  Nora: Very good.
• 1:39:17
  Mandy: Can we do the skin of a knitter?
• 1:39:21
  Mandy: Look, I want that for my card.
• 1:39:22
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:39:25
  Mandy: That is excellent.
• 1:39:25
  Chris: For those of you who are listening,
• 1:39:28
  Chris: this is a custom vinyl sticker with a skein of yarn.
• 1:39:32
  Chris: This is the skein of a knitter, Bella.
• 1:39:35
  Chris: And the Christmas card is a picture of Edward
• 1:39:38
  Chris: with a Santa hat on, holding his hand over his mouth,
• 1:39:42
  Chris: and it says, "Smells like you're on the naughty list again."
• 1:39:45
  Mandy: But I brought clips.
• 1:39:48
  Mandy: I brought clips of Twilight Burlesque.
• 1:39:53
  Mandy: Ooh.
• 1:39:54
  Chris: Ooh. - Yes.
• 1:39:55
  Mandy: I think we should take a peek at that.
• 1:39:57
  Chris: You did indeed.
• 1:40:04
  Chris: (cheering)
• 1:40:15
  Chris: That is copyrighted music, but this looks fantastic.
• 1:40:19
  Mandy: (laughing)
• 1:40:21
  Mandy: Like I said, that's what Twilight was really about.
• 1:40:25
  Mandy: It gave us the gift that keeps on giving.
• 1:40:27
  Mandy: There was also a TwiHard musical,
• 1:40:29
  Mandy: it's called TwiHard the Musical,
• 1:40:30
  Mandy: and it played, I think in Chicago,
• 1:40:33
  Mandy: for enough that they brought it back the next year.
• 1:40:36
  Mandy: Oh wow.
• 1:40:36
  Mandy: I'll have to make a clip of that too.
• 1:40:37
  Nora: ♪ We are playing baseball ♪
• 1:40:41
  Nora: (laughing)
• 1:40:42
  Nora: ♪ We are playing baseball ♪
• 1:40:46
  Chris: ♪ We are playing baseball ♪
• 1:40:51
  Chris: Man, did they get Andrew Lloyd Webber to write this?
• 1:41:04
  Nora: Oh my god.
• 1:41:18
  Nora: [LAUGHTER]
• 1:41:19
  Charles: Oh my god. They do the fucking Hamilton bullet.
• 1:41:32
  Chris: Wow.
• 1:41:35
  Chris: You know what, if this were playing near me, I would go see it.
• 1:41:39
  Chris: This is how I want to experience Twilight.
• 1:41:44
  Nora: I did think it was ridiculous that Rosalie did that huge slide into home base and her pants weren't dirty at all.
• 1:41:52
  Nora: Did she change pants or did she just get
• 1:41:55
  Chris: She's just that good.
• 1:41:56
  Nora: He has magic pants that didn't touch the dirt.
• 1:41:59
  Chris: No, she was just- she was sliding perfectly over the dirt but not on the dirt.
• 1:42:05
  Charles: Okay.
• 1:42:05
  Charles: I've got- I've got one video that I just added to the notes.
• 1:42:08
  Charles: I'll- we can run it up from my computer.
• 1:42:09
  Charles: I would turn it up a little bit because it's dialogue, but this is Juggalo Twilight.
• 1:42:14
  Chris: Oh my god, give me give me a second here
• 1:42:23
  Mandy: Yeah Charles has it
• 1:42:29
  Charles: Okay, oh
• 1:42:31
  Charles: Do you want me wait you can do you can play it's it's on my computer. I've yeah, it's playing
• 1:42:35
  Charles: No, but yours is muted
• 1:42:38
  Charles: You're on the wrong computer. Oh
• 1:42:43
  Charles: Yeah.
• 1:43:02
  Video: Jug of light.
• 1:43:07
  Mandy: I was watching it in a heartbeat.
• 1:43:09
  Video: You, your scent, is like a sparkling beverage to me.
• 1:43:16
  Video: So you're like my own personal brand.
• 1:43:22
  Video: But it's just soda.
• 1:43:23
  Video: All right, well, why don't you give your little
• 1:43:24
  Video: werewolf buddy a call and maybe he can get you.
• 1:43:27
  Video: (laughing)
• 1:43:31
  Nora: Don't fucking insult Faygo.
• 1:43:33
  Nora: That was awesome.
• 1:43:36
  Nora: I definitely enjoyed watching it.
• 1:43:41
  Chris: Okay, so let's go around the horn.
• 1:43:44
  Chris: Everybody on a zero to 10 scale,
• 1:43:47
  Chris: on a one to 10 scale, what would you rate it?
• 1:43:52
  Chris: Let's start with Charles.
• 1:43:55
  Charles: It is a five out of 10 that I love like an eight out of 10.
• 1:44:01
  Chris: Okay, all right, fair.
• 1:44:03
  Nora: I was gonna say it's like a three and a half or a four
• 1:44:05
  Nora: for me personally, but that's just because of my own therapy
• 1:44:11
  Nora: that I've been doing, and I recognize that.
• 1:44:14
  Nora: And so that is part of it.
• 1:44:17
  Nora: So I do really enjoy it, though.
• 1:44:19
  Nora: I would say I enjoy it like a seven or an eight.
• 1:44:21
  Nora: But a lot of it, the reason that I rank it lower is 'cause
• 1:44:25
  Mandy: So if Edward was a girl,
• 1:44:26
  Mandy: you would have ranked it a little higher?
• 1:44:29
  Nora: It's more just the whole vampire thing.
• 1:44:31
  Nora: I think the whole premise is incestual and problematic at best.
• 1:44:37
  Charles: Incestual?
• 1:44:39
  Nora: Have you read Interview with a Vampire?
• 1:44:41
  Nora: The whole vampire thing where the person turns the child vampire but they're also not a child,
• 1:44:49
  Nora: they're also the love interest.
• 1:44:51
  Nora: Vampire shit gets weird real fast.
• 1:44:53
  Nora: And that might also be because I read Fledgling by Octavia Butler, which is an entirely incestual
• 1:44:59
  Nora: vampire.
• 1:45:00
  Chris: Well, you know, she's Mormon, so.
• 1:45:03
  Chris: Mm-hmm.
• 1:45:04
  Nora: I think that's also why I rated it a little bit lower.
• 1:45:09
  Chris: My rating, I would give it,
• 1:45:12
  Chris: I'm gonna give it a six.
• 1:45:14
  Nora: Okay. - Yeah.
• 1:45:15
  Chris: In terms of like pure movie making,
• 1:45:17
  Chris: I'd say it's closer to a four,
• 1:45:19
  Chris: but in terms of enjoyment for how ridiculous it was,
• 1:45:22
  Chris: that bumped it up a couple.
• 1:45:25
  Chris: Mandy?
• 1:45:26
  Mandy: 10 out of 10 for camp and culture.
• 1:45:28
  Mandy: Yeah, 100%. - I mean, like,
• 1:45:29
  Charles: That's where I lean is like there's so much that we've gotten from this movie.
• 1:45:38
  Mandy: Absolutely. Like that's my biggest thing. I love what is done to the culture. I love
• 1:45:44
  Mandy: all the plays. I think that that's better than obviously better than the movie.
• 1:45:49
  Nora: There was this book series that I read instead of reading Twilight and it was basically the
• 1:45:56
  Nora: The premise, the only difference between Twilight
• 1:45:58
  Nora: and these books was that these books,
• 1:46:01
  Nora: they weren't actually vampires, they were just Eternals.
• 1:46:04
  Nora: So like, they had everything like vampire related,
• 1:46:07
  Nora: but they weren't vampires.
• 1:46:09
  Nora: I would agree. - And I loved it!
• 1:46:12
  Nora: Those were the books that I read as a kid.
• 1:46:15
  Chris: I would agree that the Eternals
• 1:46:16
  Chris: is one of the weaker Marvel movies.
• 1:46:18
  Chris: Yeah. - Yeah.
• 1:46:19
  Chris: Yeah. - Great, cool.
• 1:46:22
  Chris: Hell yeah.
• 1:46:23
  Mandy: Twilight versus the Eternals, go.
• 1:46:26
  Chris: Either way, we get Kamail Nanjiani
• 1:46:28
  Chris: and I'm down with that.
• 1:46:30
  Charles: Next we're watching New Moon.
• 1:46:32
  Nora: We are.
• 1:46:33
  Charles: Which is exciting 'cause we do get some vampire action.
• 1:46:35
  Nora: Yep.
• 1:46:37
  Charles: This one is directed by Chris Weitz.
• 1:46:40
  Charles: Weitz.
• 1:46:40
  Charles: Okay.
• 1:46:41
  Charles: Who is known for the
• 1:46:44
  Chris: American Pie, specifically, was his calling card.
• 1:46:48
  Chris: Oh, that's
• 1:46:48
  Chris: He wrote and directed American Pie
• 1:46:50
  Chris: along with his brother Paul.
• 1:46:52
  Charles: Incredible.
• 1:46:53
  Charles: Hilarious, what a good movie.
• 1:46:55
  Nora: That's a good one.
• 1:46:56
  Charles: So yeah, so we've got, it's a good one.
• 1:46:59
  Charles: We've got the love triangle official.
• 1:47:03
  Charles: We've got, interesting fact about this next movie,
• 1:47:08
  Charles: Taylor Lautner, who plays Jacob,
• 1:47:10
  Charles: they were going to originally recast him
• 1:47:13
  Charles: because they wanted like a big beefy guy
• 1:47:17
  Charles: for like to play Jacob in this movie.
• 1:47:21
  Charles: So, but he got super ripped just so that
• 1:47:24
  Charles: they wouldn't fire him.
• 1:47:26
  Charles: It was very, very good.
• 1:47:28
  Nora: And we love the fact that Taylor Lautner
• 1:47:30
  Nora: married Taylor Lautner.
• 1:47:31
  Nora: And so his wife is named
• 1:47:32
  Mandy: If you have a chance, you have to take it.
• 1:47:34
  Mandy: His wife-- - I'm banging Alan Alda.
• 1:47:35
  Nora: Right, his wife is also named Taylor Lautner.
• 1:47:37
  Nora: I would bang Alan Alda.
• 1:47:38
  Nora: Really? - You have to.
• 1:47:39
  Mandy: It's a story, great story.
• 1:47:40
  Chris: 100%.
• 1:47:41
  Nora: I'm just, I just appreciate their commitment to the bit.
• 1:47:43
  Mandy: Yeah, agreed.
• 1:47:45
  Nora: Yeah, so join us next week, folks.
• 1:47:47
  Nora: That's a great show.
• 1:47:49
  Nora: That's going to be all for our show this evening.
• 1:47:51
  Nora: We had some baby squirrel rescue.
• 1:47:53
  Nora: We talked about Twilight.
• 1:47:55
  Nora: We're going to talk about more Twilight these next few weeks.
• 1:47:57
  Nora: So stay tuned.
• 1:47:59
  Charles: It's the Twilight years.
• 1:48:01
  Nora: Yeah.
• 1:48:01
  Nora: The Twilight era.
• 1:48:03
  Nora: It's the Twilight-- it's perfect for spooky season.
• 1:48:06
  Nora: So just hopefully the weather will catch up.
• 1:48:10
  Nora: So love you guys.
• 1:48:12
  Nora: Tune in next week.
• 1:48:13
  Nora: Bye.
• 1:48:17
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