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Episode 36: MAGA Vs. The Epstein Files, Coldplay Makes A Cold Play, Trump Is A (Diet) Coke Addict, Cyborg Bees, and more

The inevitable sunset of The Velvet Sundown, the world's first million-streamed AI band. Texas' Ken Paxton, a bigot who doesn't want gay people to get married, is getting a divorce because he is an adulterous Christian. Are you surprised? California conservatives want to move to Idaho. Please. No. Don't go. Are you more scared of sharks or beaches contaminated with poop? Check the numbers - you're far better off with Jaws. Missouri's Republican governor overrides the will of the people. Are you surprised? Coldplay's kiss-cam finds a couple work colleagues stepping out. Bad idea. Scientists…

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