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THE DISCLAIMER: International Backbones · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: rawdog it four to seven every weekday.
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  Speaker 2: On Radio Hodake. G'day, fellas.
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  Speaker 3: G'day, bro.
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  Speaker 4: Hello.
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  Speaker 2: How's everyone going today? Everyone good? I tell you what.
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  Speaker 1: Jeez.
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  Speaker 2: I'm really excited. She wins. Went for a couple of
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  Speaker 2: walks today. Not big ones, just around the city. She's
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  Speaker 2: warming up, fellas.
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  Speaker 3: You reckon?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally I do.
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  Speaker 4: I went for a walk today just with a T-shirt on.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, that's right.
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  Speaker 4: It's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 2: It's got spring vibes about it, and I'm stoked.
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  Speaker 3: Is there anybody... that loves falling for an early spring
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  Speaker 3: like you, Hoodie Jay.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think there is.
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  Speaker 3: Every single year we go through this.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 3: The early dawn of the warmer season, you get all
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  Speaker 3: excited and then you're back.
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  Speaker 4: Normally you're already fuming.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And then it gets in and it warms up. You're like, yes,
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  Speaker 3: you might get a week of good weather. I'm like, man,
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  Speaker 3: it's going to turn.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to turn.
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  Speaker 3: I know. Then it turns again.
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  Speaker 2: I know that's true.
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  Speaker 3: Jeff it and Jeff it again.
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  Speaker 4: He says spring has sprung, fellas.
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  Speaker 2: He does. Every time. That's right. What I actually said
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  Speaker 2: was I'm getting spring vibes. I'm not saying it has sprung.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 3: You're walking a fine line.
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  Speaker 2: But having said that, Mogi, it's been a very mild winter.
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  Speaker 2: We can't complain. It's been fucking amazing.
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  Speaker 3: It's been a great winter and a few cold snaps, obviously.
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  Speaker 3: You wouldn't want to be homeless, as we've discussed.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: But I expect there's going to be a fucking shitload
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  Speaker 3: of rain.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I think so too.
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  Speaker 3: More than usual.
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  Speaker 1: Wet.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to be moist.
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  Speaker 3: It's going to be a wet bastard.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to be moist, fellas.
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  Speaker 1: Wet.
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  Speaker 2: How was your little date last night?
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  Speaker 3: I'll get into it on the show.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. You will?
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  Speaker 3: I'd imagine so. We had a date, man. You're not
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  Speaker 3: going to not talk about a date.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it was kind of just me and Mogi in
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  Speaker 4: a store together.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It wasn't really romantic. It wasn't romantic.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I thought it was.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe it was.
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  Speaker 2: The pics, they look pretty romantic and romantic. You came
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  Speaker 2: in today.
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  Speaker 3: He was hammering the red wines, old Keezy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, of course he was.
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  Speaker 3: You see, he spots a red wine, mate. He's straight
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  Speaker 3: in there. Straight into the free espresso martinis.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Keezy was giving me, when I came in today, sort
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  Speaker 2: of 2 a.m. vibes. You know, like your date kicked on.
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  Speaker 2: He'd had a few wines.
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  Speaker 4: I was at a Noel Leeming store till 2 a.m.
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  Speaker 2: And then there was a spa pool involved.
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  Speaker 4: That's right. Yeah, in the store.
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  Speaker 2: And maybe a bit of lovemaking. I don't know. I'm
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  Speaker 2: just hazarding a guess. I'll just say you're not a
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  Speaker 2: million miles away. Yeah, I don't think so. Not a
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  Speaker 2: million miles away.
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  Speaker 4: Yes. You should have seen because there were mushroom arancinis.
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  Speaker 3: There were.
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  Speaker 4: And these little like beef cheek croquettes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they were all good.
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  Speaker 5: And I just said to the waiter, I said, can
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  Speaker 5: you just grab all those trays and just tip them
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  Speaker 5: on the.
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  Speaker 3: Floor of the bathroom?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And then I sort of got unchanged just down in
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  Speaker 5: my boxes and then just got down on all fours
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  Speaker 5: and just started mouthing it.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely gobbling them. How good, man.
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  Speaker 1: How good.
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  Speaker 4: Fuck, it was good.
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  Speaker 3: And the pork... Pork belly as.
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  Speaker 2: Well was good. Yeah, pork belly was good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, nice.
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  Speaker 2: I had my first arancini. Arancini. Arancini about a month.
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  Speaker 4: See, he's not been to Europe. That's why.
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  Speaker 2: First name Arancini. When I had my week off, we
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  Speaker 2: were up in old Madakana there, and my wife bought
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  Speaker 2: one at the market, and it was bloody delicious.
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  Speaker 4: Was it this big?
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  Speaker 2: It was about that big. It was like egg-shaped.
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  Speaker 4: For reference, it's about 10 centimetres.
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  Speaker 3: That's too big. That's not an arancini, Paul. Well, it was.
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  Speaker 2: You're thinking of a Scotch egg. You bought a Scotch egg, man. No,
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  Speaker 2: it wasn't a Scotch egg. You're thinking of a cricket ball.
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  Speaker 2: It was from an Italian joint and it was beautiful.
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  Speaker 4: But just because it's Italian doesn't make it an arachnid.
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  Speaker 2: It could have been a piece of pizza. Like that big.
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  Speaker 4: Was it triangle shaped?
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  Speaker 2: No, it was spherical.
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  Speaker 4: It was spherical and you bought it from an Italian place.
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  Speaker 2: And what was in it? And it was rice.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it. That's the bastard.
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  Speaker 2: Some sort of beefy sort of thing.
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  Speaker 3: It was fucking delicious.
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  Speaker 4: He's bought our lasagna.
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  Speaker 3: That's a meatball.
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  Speaker 4: You bought a meatball there.
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  Speaker 2: With rice in it. Do you guys do your meatballs
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  Speaker 2: with rice, do you? The Italians do. They're mad bastards. Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, they don't do it with rice. They do it
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  Speaker 4: with risotto.
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  Speaker 2: Risotto.
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  Speaker 3: Fellas, I just want a quick comment on that woman
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  Speaker 3: who did the drawings of us all looking like Frankenstein.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: She's from America.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: I posted it. She said thanks. I said, we'll probably
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  Speaker 3: talk about you on the show today. She said, I'd
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  Speaker 3: be freaking delighted. Hello from New York City. You all
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  Speaker 3: simply must visit here. Yeah. That's from Jackie.
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  Speaker 2: That is so lovely, wasn't it? Because I read the
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  Speaker 2: blurb and I went, oh, my God, it's from the States,
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  Speaker 2: for God's sake. I thought it was a local here.
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  Speaker 2: How good.
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  Speaker 5: So her and her partner made a video game where
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  Speaker 5: you play a trombone and it's quite a funny game.
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  Speaker 3: You like playing the trombone.
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  Speaker 2: You played one last night, didn't you?
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  Speaker 3: The front bone. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So they're video game developers and they made this game
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  Speaker 5: that went viral because they're listeners of our gaming podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Is that how they found it?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: One way or the other.
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  Speaker 3: One way.
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  Speaker 4: Whether they found mine after listening to this or vice versa.
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  Speaker 3: There you go. It'll be good to know actually from
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  Speaker 3: people out there because we've got, and we're able to
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  Speaker 3: track this, such as the power of podcasting feels, but
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  Speaker 3: we've got listeners in Morocco.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of them are Kiwis.
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  Speaker 2: Probably.
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  Speaker 3: Yes. We don't know. but it would be good to
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  Speaker 3: hear from people.
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  Speaker 2: Where are you?
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  Speaker 4: I do know.
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  Speaker 3: And how did you find this?
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  Speaker 4: That Moroccan, that's a Kiwi.
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  Speaker 3: They love it.
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  Speaker 2: Totally. And I've heard from people, you know, that it
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  Speaker 2: gives them a taste of home.
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  Speaker 3: It does, doesn't it?
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Who told you that, Joe?
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  Speaker 3: It sounds like you're making it up.
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  Speaker 2: Just fans.
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  Speaker 3: That's one of the most far-fetched things of ever.
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  Speaker 2: Just fans, man.
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  Speaker 4: So someone came up to you and said, it gives
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  Speaker 4: me a taste of home.
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  Speaker 2: I'll give you a taste of Big Show. No, someone messaged,
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  Speaker 2: more than one person has messaged me with that.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone's messaging you saying, hey, everyone out there, can you
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  Speaker 3: just flick Hoiti J message on Instagram and just say,
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  Speaker 3: it gives me a taste of home.
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  Speaker 4: The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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  Speaker 3: Now that's good listening.
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  Speaker 2: And it's live.
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  Speaker 3: What are you listening to there?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, me?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, sorry.
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  Speaker 3: I was listening to the Radio Hauraki Big Show.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Four to seven weekdays.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's quite specific. And iHeartRadio.
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: Cheers.
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  Speaker 4: The Hauraki Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Someone did come up to me yesterday, however, when I
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  Speaker 2: was walking with my wife. And as he walked past.
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  Speaker 1: Idiot.
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  Speaker 2: No, he said legend.
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  Speaker 4: Did he really?
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  Speaker 2: And I get that all the time in town.
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  Speaker 4: Fuck you, the man.
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  Speaker 3: There's a lot of mental health issues in town.
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  Speaker 2: I can't help it. Well, I mean, I'm just me, man.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I can't. I mean, if people want to
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  Speaker 2: call me a legend, who am I to disagree?
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  Speaker 1: That's true.
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  Speaker 4: Are you a legend, though? Because you clearly ate a
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  Speaker 4: meatball and thought it was an arancini.
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  Speaker 3: Does that make you a backbone or an out-of-it kid?
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  Speaker 2: Aaron, yeah, no. To be specific about it, my wife
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  Speaker 2: bought the arancini. I sampled it. I was curious.
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  Speaker 4: And it was egg-shaped and was about this big?
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  Speaker 2: No, not the size of a rugby ball, Keevy. That's
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  Speaker 2: not the.
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  Speaker 4: Size of a rugby ball. That's fucking tiny.
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  Speaker 2: You know about that.
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  Speaker 3: An arancini ball is normally the size of a meatball, actually.
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  Speaker 5: So I'd say slightly bigger. The one I had in Rome, which, Jase,
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  Speaker 5: you wouldn't be familiar with. It's a very important city
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  Speaker 5: in Italy.
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  Speaker 3: Very important city.
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  Speaker 2: Why is it important?
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  Speaker 4: Well, it's just sort of one of the.
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  Speaker 5: One of the pillars of the modern world and how
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  Speaker 5: our current society operates is thanks to Rome.
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  Speaker 2: And Aaron Cheney.
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  Speaker 4: Democracy wasn't founded there.
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  Speaker 3: The birthplace of democracy.
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  Speaker 4: No, well, Greece had it. Didn't they? The ancient Greeks
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  Speaker 4: had democracy.
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  Speaker 3: Don't get me started on the Greeks.
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  Speaker 2: When are you guys going back to Europe since it
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  Speaker 2: was so amazing?
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  Speaker 5: To be honest, Jase, I kind of see New Zealand
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  Speaker 5: as being on holiday and Europe being my true home.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm currently on holiday I don't.
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  Speaker 3: Know actually Jase but I'd like to go next year
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  Speaker 3: I'm going next year when you guys because of course
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  Speaker 3: people don't know this but of course you guys are
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  Speaker 3: going away and old Mogi's going to be holding down
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  Speaker 3: the fort yeah man like a fucking backbone.
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  Speaker 4: Imagine if it was you holding down an actual.
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  Speaker 3: Fort I'm sure there'd be enough weapons you know it's.
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  Speaker 2: Like You know in those war movies where someone gets
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  Speaker 2: injured and they're under attack.
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  Speaker 3: They're holding down the fort.
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  Speaker 2: And they hold the fort and they go, you guys go,
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  Speaker 2: you go, and I'll hold them off.
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  Speaker 4: And they're like behind cover with a gun.
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  Speaker 2: But you're like, I'll beat them off.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I do, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Because you've got a stick.
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  Speaker 2: You guys go away to Europe and I'll stay here
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  Speaker 2: and beat them off.
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  Speaker 4: So they all break in and they go to kill you.
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  Speaker 3: You go, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, what if I beat you all off? With a stick.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Or my hands.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, thanks so much for that picture. Yeah, yeah, it's great.
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  Speaker 3: It's good stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Did we meet the guy that made the claymation?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, we did. The clay pot. We did, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Was it Welly? It was him, Welly, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It was pretty backbone shit, wasn't it?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if I met him, but I love
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  Speaker 4: the ashtray. It fucking cracks me up.
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  Speaker 3: Is it in here still? Oh, no, I haven't seen
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  Speaker 3: it for a long time. I think someone's binned it
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  Speaker 3: because nobody else liked it.
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  Speaker 4: Jerry and Manai seem to clear out a lot of
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  Speaker 4: our shit, have you noticed?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I don't mind that. Shit like what, though? I
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  Speaker 2: like that. Oh, right. I went into my daughter's room today.
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  Speaker 1: Why?
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  Speaker 2: Because I was vacuuming.
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  Speaker 1: As if.
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  Speaker 2: And I found half a cigarette. And I was like, ooh.
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  Speaker 3: It was fucking ripped into it.
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  Speaker 2: Initially, I was. Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 3: And then you were like, hang on.
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  Speaker 2: And then I was like, hang on.
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  Speaker 4: Hang about.
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  Speaker 3: Win-win for Woody J.
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  Speaker 2: And then I chucked it in the bin.
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  Speaker 3: Good on you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Did you?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I promise you I did. I haven't had
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  Speaker 2: a durry since Brizzy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you've been hanging off of vape, though.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. But that's fucking good for me.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think it is. Because the other night I
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  Speaker 3: was on the vape And I didn't go and get
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  Speaker 3: ciggies but I was blasting away on a vape So
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  Speaker 3: you're just doing something else that's not.
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  Speaker 2: I meant financially Oh sure okay I'll take that Yeah
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  Speaker 2: yeah yeah 10 bucks a week as opposed to I
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  Speaker 2: tell you what it would be.
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  Speaker 3: 200 bucks a week You wouldn't get through 230 grams
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  Speaker 3: a week.
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  Speaker 2: No, no.
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  Speaker 3: Packs.
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  Speaker 2: I'd get through four packs a week. Would you? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Jeez, that's too many.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You'd struggle, though, at your place. We have the apartment there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you're not allowed to smoke in there. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder if people do.
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  Speaker 3: Do, yeah, they would.
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  Speaker 2: Smoke inside.
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  Speaker 3: Because your window's open.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but... But people would be looking. Yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 3: It's very visible to the public.
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  Speaker 2: But I wonder if you own the place, whether you
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  Speaker 2: could do it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Probably... probably yeah I reckon you should be able
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  Speaker 3: to it's your own personal space.
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  Speaker 4: But the smoking thing is a fire hazard.
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  Speaker 2: Though right yeah maybe at the apartment block it would
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  Speaker 2: be like no you can't do that yeah so.
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  Speaker 3: I guess you'll have to move out oh well nah
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  Speaker 3: man once you smoke that half a ciggy it's going
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  Speaker 3: to be all over for you man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah well that's why I didn't because it'll just
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  Speaker 2: trigger me yeah trigger doosh doosh doosh.
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  Speaker 5: When are you thinking of giving up the vape again
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  Speaker 5: or are we going to save that for like content
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  Speaker 5: at some stage do do a bet or something Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. It's not on my agenda right now, Keezy. Nah,
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  Speaker 2: you're all good, man. It's chill. It's just, you know,
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  Speaker 2: it is what it is.
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  Speaker 4: How was hot pot last night?
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  Speaker 2: Fucking good. Good shit.
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  Speaker 4: I'll ask about it on the show.
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  Speaker 5: Listen to the big show, four to seven weekdays, Radio
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  Speaker 5: Hot Up.