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Olivia's one night stand story is a good one. · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wake up, John Jay and Rich what's cracking like?
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  Speaker 2: And this is the big Boss Dove snoopy diagle, double
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  Speaker 2: gigsel faint boom, what you don't do? We're not talking
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  Speaker 2: about rid ten team, We're not talking about last year.
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  Speaker 2: It's the one and only. Does y'all like last the
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  Speaker 2: last the big snoop eagle double jiggle in your face
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  Speaker 2: to me and in the place to be and you
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  Speaker 2: listen to John Jay and Rich, wake last Olivia, Good morning,
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  Speaker 2: you're on the air. How are you hi?
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  Speaker 3: Good morning?
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  Speaker 2: What's up? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I just had to call it and tell you guys
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  Speaker 3: a story.
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  Speaker 4: So basically, I hooked up with the Sky.
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  Speaker 3: After the bar one night and I slept over in
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  Speaker 3: his place. And the next morning we both wake up
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  Speaker 3: to the front door opening and closing. Mind you, like
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  Speaker 3: he lives alone, so we're both really confused, and we
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  Speaker 3: hear these footsteps approaching the room, and then all of
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  Speaker 3: a sud sudden, this uh woman, this older woman, swings
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  Speaker 3: the door open, and upon seeing her, I could instantly
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  Speaker 3: tell it was his mom, like there was a resemblance.
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  Speaker 4: And she walked into the apartment.
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  Speaker 3: Using her own key.
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  Speaker 4: She just walked in.
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  Speaker 3: I literally wanted to die.
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  Speaker 4: I was sore, but.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but she was completely unfazed, which I thought was insane.
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  Speaker 3: And she just looked at me and she looked at
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  Speaker 3: him and she just sighs, and she goes, this is awful.
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  Speaker 3: She goes, please tell me remember to change the sheets
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  Speaker 3: this time. Honey.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: She pulls up, She pulls out a blueberry muffin, hands
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  Speaker 4: it to me and apologizes on his behalf, like, sorry
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  Speaker 4: about my son based late. He's a dirt bag. Not
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  Speaker 4: in so many words, but basically that, Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 2: And she just happened so often that she keeps the
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  Speaker 2: spare blueberry muffins. Oh, I was gonna say, I wonder
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  Speaker 2: if that was her own muffin. It was like the
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  Speaker 2: mom because I'm gonna go see my son and then
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna have a muffin. And then she did what
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  Speaker 2: the news and Jesus hands girl this muffin that she
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  Speaker 2: walks away starving. Did you take the muffin? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I mean it's pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: But those first questions with mom though, oh, that's bread all.
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  Speaker 2: So you didn't feel like at that moment that you
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  Speaker 2: were star cross levers. Is it going to turn into
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  Speaker 2: a marriage.
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  Speaker 3: No, I did not get that sense from his mom,
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  Speaker 3: Like I honestly left pretty soon after that. And now
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  Speaker 3: I'm just kind of wondering, like how many times she's
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  Speaker 3: had to do that, like walking on her son and
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  Speaker 3: some girl who's like half dress and then hand her
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  Speaker 3: a muffin?
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  Speaker 2: Well, how many times?
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  Speaker 4: Apology?
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  Speaker 2: How many times have you gone home with somebody on
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  Speaker 2: the first night?
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  Speaker 4: I would say, you know, plenty probably, And is this.
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  Speaker 2: The craziest story that's happened on the one night stand?
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  Speaker 4: Honestly, yes, definitely, But this.
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  Speaker 2: Other stuff, Okay, let's get into crazy one night stand story.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, I mean eight seven, seven, nine, three seven,
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  Speaker 2: one oh four seven paying you go first? Yours are
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  Speaker 2: too crazy for the radio? Is that the problem? Yours
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  Speaker 2: are too crazy for the radio.
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  Speaker 1: No, I've never had a one night stand. I have
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  Speaker 1: had a situation like Olivia happen though, are just like
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  Speaker 1: kind of like that awkward run in with a mom
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  Speaker 1: and then you're like, wait, okay, this is terrible, so
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  Speaker 1: that happened to me. But I've never had a one
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  Speaker 1: night stand.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think really, I don't think.
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  Speaker 2: Rich that's just where you like you stories. I haven't
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  Speaker 2: had a one night Stand, But I've never experienced Kyle's
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  Speaker 2: one night stories are awesome? What a plural like? There's
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  Speaker 2: so many of them. There's a couple, think about seven,
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  Speaker 2: A couple of Jesus seven four five seven would be
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  Speaker 2: many many. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I was a yeah, whatever, it's more than Kyle,
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  Speaker 1: So I'm impressed.
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  Speaker 2: Way to go, Olivia looked at Olivia. You just started
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  Speaker 2: a whole new topic our show, crazy one night Stand?
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  Speaker 2: Who could beat that? Mom walks in and gives her
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  Speaker 2: a muffin eight seven seven ninety three seven one o
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  Speaker 2: four seven. All right, Olivia, thanks for calling in.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, thanks