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Hour 3 - Doctor, Doctor · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: How do you do? It's our number three? Ah hoor
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  Speaker 1: number three? And Doc Rivers in the Sporting News here
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  Speaker 1: on the Ben Maler Show on this Wednesday, the eighth
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  Speaker 1: day of April, Doc Rivers telling the Milwaukee Bucks players
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  Speaker 1: to look up his resume on the Malard scale of
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  Speaker 1: cringe one to ten. Where does hey google my resume?
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  Speaker 1: Land on that? Also, should the Suns be applauded for
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  Speaker 1: not participating in the NBA's tribute video Inflation Economy regarding
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  Speaker 1: Kevin Durant or not? Also, Michigan State's Tom Izzo says
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  Speaker 1: he considered the Phoenix Sun's coaching gig last year. Where
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  Speaker 1: does that take your mind? We'll talk about all of
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  Speaker 1: those things and more. Also the Queen of Hearts with
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  Speaker 1: Lorraine and who knows what else? Here we go, it's
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  Speaker 1: our number three, their doctor give me the news. Welcome.
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  Speaker 1: as the guy on the radio set. So later this
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  Speaker 1: hour we have the Queen of Hearts with Lorena, and
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  Speaker 1: before that we will have a radio game show too
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  Speaker 1: much or not enough. In the meantime though our lead
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  Speaker 1: story from the Cream City. We know that bad teams
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  Speaker 1: make good talk radio. Bad teams make good talk radio.
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  Speaker 1: So we go to Milwaukee. The Bucks are bad, bad,
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  Speaker 1: bad bad, so basketball malpractice. Did you see this one? Now?
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  Speaker 1: I had multiple people from all different time zones send
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  Speaker 1: are fans of the show, and they said, he do
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  Speaker 1: you see this? I said, yes, I did. I love
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  Speaker 1: this story. So it's a great story. So we are
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  Speaker 1: told that Doc Rivers, Yes, that Doc Rivers, Doc Rivers
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  Speaker 1: sent a message to his Milwaukee Buck players. The Bucks
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  Speaker 1: have not played very well here. Giannis has been out,
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  Speaker 1: He's played a little bit. They don't want him to play.
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  Speaker 1: It's a big mess. So Doc Rivers informed the Buck
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  Speaker 1: players recently to look up his resume during a team meeting.
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  Speaker 1: The meeting, according to some of the chatter, rubbed large
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  Speaker 1: parts of the locker room the wrong way. As the
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  Speaker 1: Bucks continue their death spiral, and they've been just horrific.
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  Speaker 1: So that is a good jumping off point. Let us
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  Speaker 1: discuss the question Doc Rivers, longtime NBA coach Doc Rivers,
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  Speaker 1: who always sounds like he needs a throat lawsage. Doc
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  Speaker 1: Rivers tells the Bucks to look up his resume on
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  Speaker 1: the map scale of cringe, the Malard scale of crinch
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  Speaker 1: one to ten. Where does hey essentially google my resume? Land,
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  Speaker 1: So I've got biggie sized blockbuster and soggy French toast,
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  Speaker 1: and we will combine all all of these things together
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  Speaker 1: and we are going to play Patty Cake, is what
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  Speaker 1: we're going to do. So first of all, to dust
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  Speaker 1: off the Mallard scale of cringe, the Mallard scale of
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  Speaker 1: crinch one to ten, and on, Doc Rivers telling his
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  Speaker 1: team to google his name. Essentially, i am on a
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  Speaker 1: scale of one to ten, I'm at an eighty eight
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  Speaker 1: eighty eight on the scale of one to ten. Doc
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  Speaker 1: Rivers telling grown men to look him up on the
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  Speaker 1: interweb and look at his Wikipedia page. What I'm a
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  Speaker 1: sugar naught Spoiler alert, spoiler alert. These players don't care
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  Speaker 1: about old Celtic DVD videos. They don't care about the Celtics.
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  Speaker 1: That was almost a generation ago, which is rather shocking
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  Speaker 1: for those of us that remember it like it was
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  Speaker 1: a couple of days ago. But that's called life. That's
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  Speaker 1: the circle of life anyways, a long time ago. And
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  Speaker 1: so you should really, in everything you do, concentrate on
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  Speaker 1: the present. Live in the moment. You need to live
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  Speaker 1: in the moment. And Doc's essentially shouting, don't you know
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  Speaker 1: my name? Put some respect in my name? That never works,
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  Speaker 1: That never ever works. You look like a douche. You're
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  Speaker 1: a douche Canoe when you're that person, don't be that person.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it doesn't matter what you've done. You don't
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  Speaker 1: demand credibility. You demonstrate it on a daily basis. You
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  Speaker 1: earn it. These you never got any respect from these plays.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta earn that by doing it day in and
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  Speaker 1: day out. And the problem that Doc's got, it's pretty
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  Speaker 1: clear the problem he's got. Doc has a biggie sized
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  Speaker 1: rear view, if you know what I'm talking about, Like
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  Speaker 1: you get in the car, the a rear view mirror
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  Speaker 1: for Doc Rivers is bigger than the windshield. That's a problem.
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  Speaker 1: That is a problem here. And stop looking back. So
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  Speaker 1: a waste of time doesn't matter. It's all prologue. It's
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  Speaker 1: what you do now in the moment. And you know,
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  Speaker 1: when you look back, when you're really, really old and
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  Speaker 1: you're sitting in a rocking chair and you're sipping some
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  Speaker 1: lemonade and you're looking back at everything that happened, that's
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  Speaker 1: when you look back, not while you're in the middle
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  Speaker 1: of the meat grinder. You don't look back. To live
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  Speaker 1: in the past is to die in the present, which, oh,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, Doc Rivers is drowning as coach of
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  Speaker 1: the Bucks. Only a few more games to go and
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  Speaker 1: then that's all over. The NBA season mercifully is almost over,
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  Speaker 1: and then the playoffs will begin, where we will actually
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  Speaker 1: start to pay more attention. Now speaking of that, though,
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  Speaker 1: to the Valley of the Sun, we go where the
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  Speaker 1: Roquets took down the Suns in a random game as
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  Speaker 1: they are all all these teams jockeying per positioning in
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  Speaker 1: the NBA Playoffs. Kevin Durant had twenty four points and
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  Speaker 1: the Rockets, who at one point trailed by twenty one,
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  Speaker 1: the Phoenix came back. They won that game. That's not
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  Speaker 1: the story though, as the Rockets hanging out there in Arizona,
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  Speaker 1: Kevin Durant returning to the Valley of the Sun for
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  Speaker 1: the first time, and there was a discussion, a hearty
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  Speaker 1: discussion about tributes and this, that and the other thing. Well,
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  Speaker 1: it turns out, we are told the Sun's brass decided
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  Speaker 1: to not to not give a video tribute to Kevin Durant,
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  Speaker 1: the Hall of Fame player, Kevin Durant not getting a
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  Speaker 1: video tribute the Slim Reaper during his first trip back. Now,
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  Speaker 1: this has become the custom in the NBA that you
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  Speaker 1: just give guys a tribute, a little razzle dazzle on
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  Speaker 1: the scoreboard, and that's it. The Suns didn't do that.
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  Speaker 1: So the question should the Phoenix Suns be applauded for
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  Speaker 1: not participating with Kevin Durant in the NBA's video tribute
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  Speaker 1: Inflation Economy. So I've got three letters for this. Why
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  Speaker 1: E s hy E s yes, Yes, bravo. We applaud,
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  Speaker 1: we applaud the suns here absolutely and that's really the
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  Speaker 1: only sane response. Kevin Durant lasted roughly roughly twenty six
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  Speaker 1: months in Arizona, one hundred and forty five games. That
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  Speaker 1: is a grain of sand, grain of sand on the
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  Speaker 1: beach background music is what that is. This was not
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  Speaker 1: some grand love story Durant in the sunset. It was
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  Speaker 1: supposed to be. They thought it was gonna be. You
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  Speaker 1: know what this was. This was a trip back in
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  Speaker 1: the hot tup time machine to Blockbuster video. You rent it,
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  Speaker 1: you watch it, you return it, you're not married to it.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. Durant came in the sun took a flamethrower
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  Speaker 1: to the roster. They absolutely mutilated the roster. They burned
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  Speaker 1: the whole roster up. They shipped out three players, four
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  Speaker 1: first round traffics, seven players to mainly get Kevin Durant,
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  Speaker 1: and they got him to win a ring a championship,
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  Speaker 1: and the whole thing fizzled. It was horrific. It was
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  Speaker 1: supposed to be delicious ice water, and it was lukewarm.
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  Speaker 1: It was lukewarm. And a video tribute would have been
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  Speaker 1: a PPV, a pity party videos. What it would have been,
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  Speaker 1: not pay per view, a pity party video for what.
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  Speaker 1: Let's celebrate the unmet expectations that Kevin Durant provided us.
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  Speaker 1: Let's celebrate the failed experiment of Kevin Durant, who says
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  Speaker 1: no to that? Okay, why not? What the hell? Let's
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  Speaker 1: celebrate for the very expensive basketball cause play that was
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  Speaker 1: going on while Durant was in Phoenix. No banner, no
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  Speaker 1: NBA Finals, no lasting impact, no tribute, period stop. That's it.
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  Speaker 1: So we really need to get away from this. And
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what's gonna happen to do this. There
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  Speaker 1: was a guy and I forget the guys name. There's
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  Speaker 1: a guy that the Celtics brought back, a guy who
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  Speaker 1: if I remember, he was a guard he left. Was
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  Speaker 1: it Grant Williams. They did a tribute for Grant Williams,
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  Speaker 1: which we all thought was what are you doing? Like
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  Speaker 1: what is that? I think that's the guy. I think
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  Speaker 1: that's the guy. And it was like that's the moment
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  Speaker 1: we jumped the shark. That's the moment we're like, what
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  Speaker 1: are you doing. You don't need to do this. It
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  Speaker 1: should be rare and appropriate. Otherwise, if you do it
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  Speaker 1: to everyone, it's not rare and appropriate. It's meaningless. It's meaningless.
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  Speaker 1: And so I applaud the Suns. Somebody there as an
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  Speaker 1: adult in the room. Someone there is a grown up,
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  Speaker 1: and they showed restraint. So good for them, and more
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  Speaker 1: teams should try that. You don't have to give a
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  Speaker 1: video tribute. It's okay. These guys are well compensated. It's
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  Speaker 1: all right. They will live their lives. Maybe they'll get
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  Speaker 1: some more therapy. I don't know, it's fine, all right.
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  Speaker 1: Final thought, this is kind of a crossover. We go
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  Speaker 1: to the state of Michigan. It's kind of a combined story.
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  Speaker 1: So you got the Suns and you've got Michigan. Well,
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  Speaker 1: this is Michigan State. So head coach Tom Izzo was
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  Speaker 1: on Fox Sports Radio earlier and revealed that he seriously
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  Speaker 1: considered leaving Old Sparty and going to the NBA with
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  Speaker 1: the aforementioned Phoenix Suns. Say what, yeah, how do you
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: like them apples? So Izzo telling our colleague Dan Patrick,
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  Speaker 1: he said, quote, I've had more than a couple job
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  Speaker 1: offers in the NBA. Looked at one last year with Phoenix,
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  Speaker 1: my former player Matt Ishbia, who owns the team. By
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  Speaker 1: the way, that was hard. That was a hard thing
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  Speaker 1: to turn down. We talked seriously about it, said, Tom
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  Speaker 1: is Old. Question for you. Tom Izzo says he considered
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  Speaker 1: the Phoenix NBA coaching job last year. Where does that
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  Speaker 1: take your mind? Where does that take your mind? So
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  Speaker 1: Tom is Old flirting like Mike Rabel flirting with an
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  Speaker 1: NFL insider pool side. Tom is Old flirting there. It
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  Speaker 1: would be essentially sticking your hand all the way in
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  Speaker 1: a ninja blender and clicking the pulse button just to
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  Speaker 1: see what happened, make sure the blender still works. That
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't go so well. So my mind goes straight to
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  Speaker 1: the sports graveyard where college basketball coaches go to get
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  Speaker 1: chewed up like soggy French toast. And that's where Tom
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  Speaker 1: Izzo would have ended up if you'd taken the Sun's job.
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  Speaker 1: So I will say thumbs up to Izzo on not
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  Speaker 1: taking the Sun's job. It's a good job by him.
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  Speaker 1: We've seen this movie before and this is a guy
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  Speaker 1: that was very successful in college and was one of
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  Speaker 1: the worst NBA coaches we can recall, though the roster
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  Speaker 1: was not designed to win. You remember a guy named
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: John Beeline, You remember that name. He was at Michigan,
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  Speaker 1: had some success there with the Wolverines. Well, John Beelin
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  Speaker 1: decided I wanted to coach in the NBA. So he
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  Speaker 1: took the job in Cleveland with the Cadavers and they
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  Speaker 1: played like cadavers, and so he went there. I believe
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  Speaker 1: he lasted about as long as a Snapchat story, about
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  Speaker 1: as long as that. It was like forty games or
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: something like that. And if you're really old, you might
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  Speaker 1: know the name Jerry Tarkanian better known as Tark the Shark,
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  Speaker 1: and Jerry Tarkanian was one of the all time great
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  Speaker 1: college basketball coaches. Is likely before your time. If you're
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  Speaker 1: a young, young lad. Coached at UNLV back when the
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  Speaker 1: Mob ran Vegas and Tarkanian was in. You know, he's
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: supposed to be in with the Mob, and they took
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  Speaker 1: care of him, and he took care of them. And
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: the players are getting paid. They were all hanging out
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  Speaker 1: in hot tubs back when players weren't supposed to get paid.
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  Speaker 1: The legend, the stories that have been told about Jerry Tarkanian,
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  Speaker 1: our next level. Tarcanian was always at loggerheads with the
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  Speaker 1: NCAA and all that, so eventually he left. He became
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  Speaker 1: the head coach of the San Antonio Spurs. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: he is a historical footnote wrapped in failure for that time. Now,
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  Speaker 1: tom Izzo, he read the room, and for that again
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  Speaker 1: we give a thumbs up. Tom Izzo read the room.
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  Speaker 1: The NBA is not a meritocracy. It has not been
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  Speaker 1: a meritocracy since the early eighties. It's a player's republic,
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  Speaker 1: is what it is. You don't coach the team, The
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  Speaker 1: team coaches you. And that's it. And his tough love
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  Speaker 1: routine which he's known for, which has worked in East Lansing,
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  Speaker 1: and it works so well before nil and now we've
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  Speaker 1: got nil and it's pretty much middling teams like Michigan
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  Speaker 1: State's a sweet sixteen team. They'll win a couple of
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  Speaker 1: games and that's about it. That that's about it. And
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  Speaker 1: forget max contracts, right, you don't need to worry about that,
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  Speaker 1: the shoe deal, the burner accounts, all those things mixed together,
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  Speaker 1: not just the max contract. And if you keep it
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  Speaker 1: real and we're attempting to keep it real here, tom
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  Speaker 1: Izzo would have lasted roughly two months in the NBA,
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  Speaker 1: and then he would have gone on a fifty one
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  Speaker 1: to fifty if you know what I mean, screaming into
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  Speaker 1: the void while Devin Booker is pouring lemonade and tuning
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  Speaker 1: him out. And that's what would have happened there. And now,
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  Speaker 1: how about the Son's current coach, which I'm told is
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: someone named Jordan Ott. I don't know who that is,
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: but I believe he's the head coach of the Sons.
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  Speaker 1: And yet nothing builds confidence. There is nothing that builds
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: confidence like hearing that you were planning b and the
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  Speaker 1: guy that the owner really wanted thought about it, contemplated
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  Speaker 1: it and said, I'm good. So is Oh, he did
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  Speaker 1: not miss an opportunity. He dodged a meteor, is what
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  Speaker 1: he did. He dodged a meteor. It is the Bang
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  Speaker 1: the Patriots coach Mike Rabel. Mike Rabel in the tabloids photos.
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  Speaker 1: New York Post published photos with NFL insider Diana Rossini,
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  Speaker 1: and boy, has she gone above and beyond the call
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  Speaker 1: of duty to go pool side and dance with Mike Rabel.
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  Speaker 1: I've never seen Adam Schefter ever do that with Sean
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• 19:43
  Speaker 1: I've not heard from Cardiac Stanley. He be a little
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: taste of that.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Dick.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Cardiac stand is a guy that had the heart attack
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: on the show famously and we saved his life and
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: I did, of course, you know, maybe not, but does
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: he did have a heart attack on the air, and
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: he lives in the Cincinnati area. Hopefully he'll be there,
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: justin in Cincinnati, just Josh Ohio AI. There's some big names.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: These are some heavy hitters in the Mala militia who
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: will hopefully be on hand. And I've gotten some people
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: saying they're flying in. Robbie the Mariner fan flying in
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: from the Pacific Northwest. He's going to be there. Some
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: other names. I'm not sure if they've confirmed they want
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: me to say their name or not, but they'll all
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: be there. So check that out. That is coming up
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: on April twenty fifth. That's a Saturday. We'll announce the
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: venue probably on Thursday and a Friday. Thursday and Friday
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: will announce the venue that's coming up here and then
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: also in Boston. How about that. We're going to everyone
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: will be a dad ob lorata kidding me. I know
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: it's shocking.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna eat all the clam chowder.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Ben No, you gotta eat the Italian food on the
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: North End. You gotta go to I love the North
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: End of Boston, great Italian food. But we'll be there
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: on May eighth, late night, venue to be announced. And
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: then on Saturday, May ninth, will be out in Wooster,
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: which is on the other side of the state. There
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: we'll be out hanging out at a Wu Socks game
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Triple eighteen for the Red Sox. And then we're going
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: out to an Irish pub and gonna party the night
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: away and have a great time. So look forward to
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: that mark those days. Downs, donna split the g It's
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: gonna be fun. We're gonna have a good time. Al right,
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: back to it, Back to it we go. And we
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: do need a contestant. I need where's my contested? Where
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: is my contest? I need a contestant for too much
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: or not enough? Here's the eight seven seven six three
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: six nine eight seven seven nine six three six nine.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Here's the malor riddle of the day. A random fan
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: lost his blank while going after a foul ball at
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: a Cubs game in Tampa that happened here or recently
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: courtesy Flusher says he lost his lunch. Rob the Goatman
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: says the guy lost his Richard Simmons Aerobic Workout VHS
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: tape helmet nachos from Late Night Drug Tester lost his
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: lunch also from Ferg Dog. That's his answer. Who else
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: do we have? His baseball from alf the Alien opiner?
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Who else do we have? Tremaine got it right? Batch
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: up by you clearly cheating, not a burner with the A.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: I Mallard cartoon Avatar says the fan lost his Betty
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: White playing card, his dignity from King Rory Rod the Ambassador,
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: still cheating, bad job by you. Get off, go on
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: and touch some go and touch some grass. Rob get
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: outside his teeth from Donkey Sausage, his malard militia ring
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: from mister Irrigation, the legend in Houston the Sausage. I
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: wonder if mister Irrigation is gonna make his way to
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Cincinnati his wig guessed by Eke and Roseville, Minnesota podcast
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Jay Dott says he lost his girlfriend to Doc Mike
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: on Kiss Cam. Loraina, do you have an answer, Lorraina.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: It's so generic. But I think he lost his pants.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: You think he lost his pants. Well, it turns out
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: a very large man decided to show the entire world
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: his ass crack. He did lose his pants. It was
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: a full I do too, a full moon, the full Monty.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: We had two wardrobe malfunctions in baseball. So this guy
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: and that's a tough look, man. I mean that guy
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: wanted the ball and he showed everyone his fat ass.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: And then the Atlanta Braves broadcast panned to the dugout
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: where Ronald Acuno Junior had his pants down in the dugout.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: That's good. I don't think there's a full moon. You know,
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: boys will be boys. Let's go under.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: If Andrea saw that in her chart.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Hello, all right, I'm sure there's some kind of cosmic
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: thing we need to know about. Let's say salo to
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: swamp Billy, who's in Tennessee. Hello swamp Billy, welcome.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: Thank you General Lissimo for taking my phone call at
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: are my many years of dereliction of duty to the militia.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Welcome back? And when did you get released?
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: Uh? It was near Halloween. It's actually October twenty fifth.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: By the way, Oh congratulations, And how long were you
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: in for?
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: About three years?
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: About three years? All right, yeah, welcome, Right, it's always
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: talking to the best of it.
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: I want to holis I want to who cares what
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: you want to say? I want to know, like, how
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: difficult has it been? You spent three years there and
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: then you get out? And is it odd? Is it weird?
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Used to it? Now? You just it's like riding a bike.
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like riding the bike.
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: But my iPhone doesn't fit in a certain smuggling location.
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: But I don't want to talk about that.
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: But I've got a nice iPhone. I like listening to you,
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: and I really enjoy the fact that Loraina joined the crew.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: I want to rename myself Lincoln City Leonid and dream
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: about walking down the beach with her holding hands in
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: that brief summer in Oregon.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Well, you're gonna have to You're gonna have to fight
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: in Anthony in Louisiana.
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: I know, I know she's a How does it feel
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: to be the object of such weird affection?
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: If you might use that.
• 25:09
  Speaker 6: Word harassment often? But you know, I enjoy it.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: She leans into it. She embraces Lorena the Queen.
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: Anyway, mister Miller, I just wanted to know.
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: I listened to a hockey game from the Duck Pond
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: tonight or the last nine, I should say, whatever day
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: it is out there, and there were no fights. But
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: at the Angels game it was.
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: A huge fight.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: Walter Weiss a great name from the Oakland A's and
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: breaking bad isn't isn't it from Breaking Bad? He kicked
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: some butt out there. Yeah.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: I heard he's a black belt in something.
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: I heard again, some kind of superkick or something. I
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: don't know what he's a black belt in, but uh,
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: you know, everybody's just uh yeah.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: So the brawl was Ronaldo Lopez, the pitcher for the
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Atlanta Braves, and Jorge Solaire of the Angels, who's a
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: journey man. He's bounced around and they got into it,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: and uh, Lopez did land a blow, although he punched
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: so Laire in the helmet, which does with the baseball.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: It doesn't seem very effective. Yeah, yeah, ed, And that's
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: that's uh what is always the rule like in fighting?
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: I know in hockey when I covered hockey, they used
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: to be fights all the time. Back in the old days,
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: you had to drop the gloves, right. He didn't drop
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: the club. He did eventually, but he didn't drop the
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: glove or the or the the baseball.
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: And the new thing in hockey is to rip the
• 26:34
  Speaker 5: helmet off the guy and then they have to, you know,
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: then everything stops. And I want to talk about Jackson, Tennessee,
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: which isn't that far from me. It's between here in Arkansas,
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: between here and Memphis. And it was the birthplace and
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: sight of a high school education of ed Tu Tall Jones,
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: famous as Oh.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: I did not know that there's a fun fact about Jackson, Tennessee.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: And we learned. We learned that. I just assumed that
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Johnny Cash a song accident was about Jackson, Mississippi. But
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: no idea.
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: I got a.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: Problem with this song.
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: I don't know how you can dance on a pony keg,
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: which is what you and Carter does. I don't know
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: if they're big enough for me to dance on.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Are you ripping? Ms? Carter? Missus Carter there and.
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: Johnny Cash, you're.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Gonna come They're gonna come back. Well that is true,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: but they can't haunt you, so be careful, you know.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, all right, go away, all right, call
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: us whenever you want, Swamp Billy, I'm glad you're out.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Be a model citizen, don't be a dope, and thank
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: you for listening all that time. There you go.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: It's another Ben Meller game.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: We've endured too many of these, hazy too much or
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: not enough? All right? One or two, Lorena, one or two?
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Pick your number one or two the okay, you have picked.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Craig in Boca, who I believe has a famous drop
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: on this show. Hello, Craig, welcome, good morning.
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: How are you?
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: Thank?
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Am I correct Craig that you have the famous drop?
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: You are correct? Yes, I'll even hit the siren for you.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: There you go, all right, why don't we You in trouble, Craig,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: I gotta call, I gotta go anyway. Here we go, Craig.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Good luck to you. Too much or not enough? You
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: gotta get three right to win? And everyone acting properly
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: there in Boca right now. Nobody causing any problems there, Craig.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Everything good, so far, so good.
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: I'm heading into work now.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right, you gotcha, nothing to worry
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: about it, all right. Question number one for Craig keeping
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: the people of Boka safe. Question number one. Tuesday was
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: only the sixth time that Tarik Schooble of the Tigers
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: has failed to pitch five innings in one of his
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: starts since twenty twenty four. Is that too much or
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: not enough for the ace of Motown? I would say
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: that is too much. Let's find out that is correct
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: only the fourth time. You're off to a good start, Craig.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: One and oh we go to question number two. There
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: are five quarterbacks, five quarterbacks, Craig, who have thrown for
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: over twelve thousand yards over the last three seasons. Is
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: that too much or not enough?
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Not enough?
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Let's fight out you're right, No, No, there's too much.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: There's only been three Jared Goff, Matthew Stafford, the MVP,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: and Baker Mayfield. Got murder there it is a drop,
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: that famous drop. I said, got a call, We got
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: a murders. He's got a murder. That's better than got
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: a call, all right, which is a call? Question number three?
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Pascal Siakam or is Marcel? We got to bring that
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Marcel drop brag? So Pascal Siakam has scored nine hundred
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: points in losses this season. Is that too much or
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: not enough?
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna go with not enough?
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: See yeah, yeah. The Pacers us all right horrible? Yeah,
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: I scored one fifty two most in the NBA and losses.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Are you doing good?
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: You need one more?
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: Right answer, Craig, and then you'll be a winner. Will
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: give you a golden ticket. The whole thing. Question number
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: four on too much or not enough for Craig in
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Boca on his way to work right now, to keep
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: the people safe the Dodgers. That Doyers have scored forty
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: five runs in their five road games so far this season?
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Is that too much or not enough? That's too much
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: I see? Is that too much for the world champs
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: back to back? No, believe it or not enough? They
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: have scored forty nine. They didn't score at home, and
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: then they went on the road and it's like they're
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: playing little league teams. It's very odd. All right. Question
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: number five, he comes down to this, All right, comes,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: are you ready? I'm ready?
• 30:38
  Speaker 6: Let's do it.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go, the new phenom of the
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: South Side of Chicago. We're Gonnataka Murakami is only that's
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: the guy that we did rant about. Yeah, this is
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: the south Side Samurai. But the White Sox got offended
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: by the ownership, got offended by that. Yeah, anyway, the
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: south Side I like the nickname. The south Side Samurai.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Only the third Japanese born player to get a hit
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: in each of their first five MLB games. Is that
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: too much or not enough to win the game? Craig
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: and Boka to win the game. Let's go it. Let's
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: go it too much? Are you sure about that? Yeah?
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: You positive? I can't talk. I can't talk you out
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: it too much.
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: I know you're trying hard, but now I'm gonna go
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: with my gut.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. You're a loser. You got it wrong.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: You're a loser. Not enough. He's the fourth, joining Hideki Matsui,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Godzilla Year, and a couple other guys you've never heard of.
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: All right, he's definitely not a met player though.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Well the bad news exactly, Well, the bad news is
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: you lost the game. The good news is we have
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: a lifetime supply nothing, So whenever you want nothing, Craig
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: calls up will send you nothing and round trip to nowhere.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: So if you want to go nowhere, we're gonna send
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: you nowhere. So good luck right, all right, well say
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: say if you have a good day, thank you. Crag
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: take craigan bok. He's gotta go. We got the Queen
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: of Hearts. Are you ready for Are you ready for this? Yes?
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: Bring on the love Ben all right.
• 32:03
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• 32:06
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• 32:08
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• 32:10
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• 32:18
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• 34:01
  Speaker 1: So I've told the rand that we had another incident
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: of a naked person in sports here, so they were, well,
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: the Braves guy wasn't naked, the guy in Tampa had
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: his butt cheeks out, and a naked man ran in
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: front of the real Madrid team bus. So wow, yeah,
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: you know, and Mike Rabel, the Mike Rabel thing. Any
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: thoughts on Mike Rabel Patriots coach at a Sedona, Arizona
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: boutique hotel with NFL insider Diana Russini.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: I just think they need to come out with it
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: if they're gonna get.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Caught like that, you know, Okay, well they said it
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: was harmless.
• 34:35
  Speaker 6: You know, it just happened, right, We just happened to
• 34:37
  Speaker 6: be in this random place, yeah, you know, saying it
• 34:40
  Speaker 6: out where at the same time swimsuits.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Where was that?
• 34:44
  Speaker 6: There was another rumor what a couple of weeks ago
• 34:46
  Speaker 6: two other people, Right, she was taken and he's a player,
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: and they're like, oh, they might be dating. They were
• 34:51
  Speaker 6: in Vegas, but there was actually a convention going on
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: in Vegas that made sense for why they would be
• 34:56
  Speaker 6: at the same place at the same time.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: If variablesn't got no reason.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just loves those that Sonana Mountain rains like romance
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: to me. All right, well maybe not romance, maybe something else,
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: but anyway, gig it, Yeah, all right.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: Nice little one night stand.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Book at a Buggety Buggety Yeah. Late night drug tester says,
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: I am thinking of splurging my tax refund on my lady.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: I'm at that Lorraine. Oh and he has a very
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: important question. He says, what can I buy my lady
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: for twenty dollars that makes sense.
• 35:29
  Speaker 6: I was about to be like, Nah, save that turn
• 35:34
  Speaker 6: invest it, turn that twenty dollars into sixty, Get her
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: an even nicer meal and out back steakhouse.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm talking about.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Go down to the Roulette wheel, bet otter.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: Even or red or black and twenty seven for me.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Knock yourself out, Knock yourself out. Ferg Dog says, is
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: it okay to break up with a girl for blinking
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: too much? It's a real pet peeve of mine.
• 35:55
  Speaker 6: Oh, dry eyes is so bad. Get that girl some
• 35:57
  Speaker 6: eye drops before you break up with her. See why
• 36:00
  Speaker 6: you blinks so much? Maybe she doesn't want to look
• 36:01
  Speaker 6: at you that much.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: You get her going away present and give her the
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: eye drops on the way out. You can do that
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: as a nice.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: And they'd be like, stop blinking too much, you look weird.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Shannon Boy says, what is the worst pickup line ever
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: used on you, Lorena? Or what is the worst one
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: you have ever used on a guy? Oh?
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Gosh, that's uh.
• 36:23
  Speaker 6: I always I always hate the you must have fallen
• 36:25
  Speaker 6: from have in line? That that angel one that that
• 36:28
  Speaker 6: never works for me?
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: No, it never works. No, you know it works on you?
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: What hey Lorena. That works, right, Anthony, Come on, Louisian,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Anthony out back that in a blooming onion? It does
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: you melt?
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Anthony? Really he knows how to how to speak
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: to a lady.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: What's up?
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: Because he's my cousin.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: That's right. JT the Wingman writes, and he says, I'm
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: thinking about changing up my look from being clean shaven.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: What is the facial hair style that will get me
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: the most attention from the ladies.
• 37:00
  Speaker 6: Oh, this is a good one. You can go a
• 37:03
  Speaker 6: lot of different directions here. You can go with like
• 37:05
  Speaker 6: the creeper stash, right?
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Is that? Which one is that? The creeper? Let me
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: look at the creepers?
• 37:10
  Speaker 6: Is that the just a very full bodied mustache, like
• 37:14
  Speaker 6: the one for me myself and Irene.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: I don't like it. It's a very creeper.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: These are the types of let's run these bikes handlebars?
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: To want some handlebars? Some ladies like to ride the handlebar.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: JT sent this. So he's got the basic go tea beard,
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: the royal beard, the go tea without a mustache, the
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: petit goa tea, which looks really weird.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: I don't like those ones.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: How about the Van Dyke beard. You like the Van
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Dyke beard.
• 37:38
  Speaker 6: No, you know what I really don't like is the
• 37:40
  Speaker 6: goat ones, the ones that like hang down and you
• 37:42
  Speaker 6: can like pet it and put.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Rubber bands around.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: Yes, what are you doing?
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 37:48
  Speaker 6: Although have you ever you seen like they decorate their
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: beards for Christmas that like glitter bomb them.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: I've not seen that.
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, that would be so fun.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: There's the chin strap I've never heard of.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: I've never heard of that strap on, send me a link.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: It's a chin strap.
• 38:06
  Speaker 6: Huh yeah, very Yeah, that's actually just gave me a
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: very horrible, awesome idea.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can go a lot of different directions with
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: the chin strap idea. There that's a man, all right,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: JJ from rent And says what am I supposed to
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: do with two younger women in their mid twenties? That's
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: from what are you doing? JJ?
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: What are you?
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: What are you doing? Man?
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: Come on, enjoy the time that you have with such young,
• 38:40
  Speaker 6: presumably beautiful women.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you know you laugh, so you're laughing.
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: I'm not laughing.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, BP rights and says what is wrong
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: or was it wrong? Rather? Was it wrong for Diana
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Russini to pursue a one on one interview in depth
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: pro with coach Rabel. That's the question there, Lorraine.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: You know, one on one interview is never bad.
• 39:05
  Speaker 6: I hope that like the people at the Games earlier,
• 39:09
  Speaker 6: they had a little less clothing on, you know.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, well they were in the pool, you know, having
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: a good time.
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: I do love a good pool meeting. Yeah, imagine a
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: Mallard meet and greet at a pool.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know that we need that. I think we're
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: good and I don't think the world needs that. I
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: think we're okay. I think we should wear as many
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: clothes as possible. I think we should have layers and
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: layers of clothes. We should do more of these things
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: in the winter, Lorraine.
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: Winter.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like just how many we could have a contest?
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: How many layers of clothes can you wear at a
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Mallard meeting? That's no fun, No, no, it's trust me.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: It's better that way. The rain, it's better though.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: I guess we could play a good game of strip poker.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Queen of Heart's right there,