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320: Love Is Blind - Season 10, Episodes 10-11 · Reality TV Cringe

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  Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to reality TV Cringe. I'm one of
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  Speaker 1: your hosts, Delia Mama, Sita the Mama here with my
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  Speaker 1: real tight homegirl and my daughter in law, the gorgeous Beatris.
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  Speaker 2: That's me.
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  Speaker 1: We are here to talk Love is Blind Season ten,
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  Speaker 1: episodes eleven and twelve. I don't know where I am
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  Speaker 1: in the timeline of our world. I'm somewhere in another dimension.
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  Speaker 1: But we're going to talk about it tonight.
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  Speaker 2: We are going to talk about it.
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  Speaker 1: In heading now, before we get into our recap of
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  Speaker 1: these two episodes, Beatrice, I do have a question for
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  Speaker 1: you and also everyone else actually, so please drop into
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  Speaker 1: the comments if you're watching on YouTube, like, do we
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  Speaker 1: think Jim Carrey is a clone? Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Do you think Jim Carrey's the one? Do you think
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  Speaker 2: that person who's masquerading as Jim Carrey is Jim Carrey
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  Speaker 2: right now?
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  Speaker 1: I think that that's Jim Carrey. I think Jim Carrey
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  Speaker 1: has just gotten a lot of crazy plastic surgery. I
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  Speaker 1: think in terms of like the light hitting his face
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  Speaker 1: a certain way, his eye color a little different, that's whack.
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  Speaker 1: That's the only thing is the eyes. But other than that,
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  Speaker 1: it's just another tripped out, weirdo Hollywood actor trying to
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  Speaker 1: hang on to his youth and fucking with his face
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  Speaker 1: to do it. So, but you think he's a clone?
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  Speaker 2: Huh, girl, I got my tinfoil hat on. I've been
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  Speaker 2: having my tinfoil So I'm asking you, well, I mean
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  Speaker 2: he's been speaking out against you know, I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: Gonna say it's Illumin Nadiadi Yadi.
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  Speaker 2: He's literally been speaking out against it for years now.
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  Speaker 2: And what they do. What they do is they will
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  Speaker 2: kill you off and then they will replace you with
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  Speaker 2: a little body double. I don't think it's like an
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  Speaker 2: actual clone, like they grew him in a test tube
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  Speaker 2: or anything like that. I think it's somebody in a mask.
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  Speaker 1: Like what happened with the Gallain Maxwell lady in jail.
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  Speaker 2: I think that was AI. You think that was disproved.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so that wasn't like a picture from jail.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, it was like an AI.
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  Speaker 1: What about Epstein.
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  Speaker 2: Because there was a watermark, Yeah, there was.
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  Speaker 1: So maybe this Jim Carrey things just ai.
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  Speaker 2: This was like an ET interview like Entertainment Tonight interview
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  Speaker 2: or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: So like speaking so weird, it was weird.
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  Speaker 2: His face doesn't look the same. And I know plastic
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  Speaker 2: surgery or whatever. Speaking of plastic surgery, have you seen
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  Speaker 2: the Osborne's Sharon and Kelly.
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  Speaker 1: Osbin that's just the zempie or that's so that's just
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  Speaker 1: the shot, but like but like unrecognizable what's happening here
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  Speaker 1: across the world with the ozempies? Like, so you get shots,
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  Speaker 1: you lose weight, and that's great, maybe you feel better,
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  Speaker 1: but then you don't stop. So is this just another
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  Speaker 1: type of rexia of sometimes some sort of an eating discol.
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  Speaker 2: I mean with the Osborne's for sure, because I looked
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  Speaker 2: at Kelly Osborne specifically, because Sharon Osborne's kind of been
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  Speaker 2: she's been going down that track for a while. But
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  Speaker 2: Kelly Osborne, I was like, that is not you, that's.
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  Speaker 1: Her, Yeah, that is definitely, that's definitely her. And I
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  Speaker 1: think with Sharon Osborne, she's actually spoken out about it
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  Speaker 1: and said that she took the shot and then she
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  Speaker 1: stopped the shot. Oh, she kept losing weight. And you
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  Speaker 1: don't think she stopped the shot. No, she said she
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  Speaker 1: just kept losing weight and like her body just got
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  Speaker 1: into this weird loop and she can't stop it, and
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  Speaker 1: she very desperately wants to gain weight, but she can't.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I want to be sensitive to eating disorders,
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  Speaker 1: but like these are just I'm just this entire planet.
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  Speaker 1: We are listening to Luciferian matrix art. What the hell
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  Speaker 1: is happening? And then you have the people who are
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  Speaker 1: supposed to be like the highest representations of humanity in
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  Speaker 1: terms of beauty and accomplishment, these actors and actresses, these
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  Speaker 1: global elites, and they're fucking with their faces. They look
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  Speaker 1: like literal goblets. They look like the demons they're possessed with.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe anyway, Jim Carrey scared me, honey.
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  Speaker 2: Jim Carrey is freaking freaking me out, man, because it's not.
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  Speaker 1: The real Jim Carrey.
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  Speaker 2: You can't change the color of your eye, your eye color,
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  Speaker 2: you can't put the lighting, you can't well light.
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  Speaker 1: But you can go to a surgeon to change the
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  Speaker 1: color of your eyes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but like, do you think he did that?
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  Speaker 1: Well, but if he did the rest of their ship
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  Speaker 1: with his face that's wacked. You know, it's like the
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  Speaker 1: Bradley Cooper. He got like an upper or lower bluff
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  Speaker 1: or whatever you do with your eyes, and he got
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  Speaker 1: some weird filler. Why are they putting the filler?
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  Speaker 2: Are in their feet? I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: The Darcy Silva, she just went back to Turkey. I know,
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  Speaker 1: she just went back to Turkey and was doing some
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  Speaker 1: sort of live streams fresh off of the surgeon's table
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  Speaker 1: from the o R looking like a crazy person. Somebody
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  Speaker 1: did a side by side of Darcy and a Sulu's
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  Speaker 1: mom I had run. It's like it's the same picture.
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  Speaker 2: Really, like Darcy stop. Darcy was beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just feel like this is a terrible spot
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  Speaker 1: that we're in as humans. But like Yolo loves me,
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  Speaker 1: let's get intil love is Blind Without further ado, Season ten,
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  Speaker 1: episodes ten and eleven take it Away, Beatrice.
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  Speaker 2: So we start off in episode ten entitled Vanishing Mode,
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  Speaker 2: and the episode starts off pretty good, but then it
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  Speaker 2: kind of gets boring. We started off resuming the conversation
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  Speaker 2: between Chris and Breezy at their dumb little party where
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  Speaker 2: everybody's all together and everybody's getting drunk, especially Chris the
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  Speaker 2: chipmunk Man, totally getting hammered. And he is just fluff
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  Speaker 2: and Breezy up because number one, he's desperate and nobody
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  Speaker 2: wants to fuck him. And number two, I think because
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  Speaker 2: he genuinely wants to steal Breezy away from Connor, maybe
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  Speaker 2: to fulfill his little Napoleon complex. I don't fucking know,
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  Speaker 2: but Chris is just going on and on about how
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  Speaker 2: hot he thinks Breezy is and how she tends to
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  Speaker 2: go for loser dudes who can't hold a job or whatever,
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  Speaker 2: and Connor is not successful enough for her, even though
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  Speaker 2: he's got a literal job and a whole ass house
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  Speaker 2: and Chris, we know, is in sixty thousand dollars worth
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  Speaker 2: of credit card debt and his whole apartment is financed,
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  Speaker 2: but whatever. Chris goes on to say that Breezy needs
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  Speaker 2: a successful, high value man, and he could take her
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  Speaker 2: to the Four Seasons, like I could tell you there.
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  Speaker 2: We could actually stay there, like for legit, like it's
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  Speaker 2: stay the first season.
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  Speaker 1: Normal people think it's really luxurious, but I'm not normal.
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  Speaker 1: I'm already luxurious. Yeah, and Breezy says something like, oh
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  Speaker 1: my gosh, room service at the Four Seasons and he
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  Speaker 1: sticks out his little chipmunk. I baby stop, Oh god,
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  Speaker 1: I've never wanted to hit a man more. Cringe, never
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  Speaker 1: wanted to hit a man more.
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  Speaker 2: He says that she's hot as fuck. He grabs her hand.
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  Speaker 2: He asks her if she's attracted to him, which she
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  Speaker 2: doesn't really answer, and then it segues into like him
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  Speaker 2: asking about her sex life with Connor. He's like, do
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  Speaker 2: you have good sex with him? Like for real? And
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  Speaker 2: she's like, well, no, I mean it's okay, but he
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  Speaker 2: loves me.
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  Speaker 1: How dare you, Breezy, how dare you say that about
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  Speaker 1: your partner, whether you're gonna stay with Connor or not,
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  Speaker 1: to divulge the intimate details of your relationship with him?
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  Speaker 1: Is so trashy. I couldn't believe she was saying that.
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  Speaker 2: It's so late.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so disappointed. I was already disappointed in how judgmental
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  Speaker 1: and superior she came across, calling people medium ugly when
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  Speaker 1: she would be lucky to be medium ugly.
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  Speaker 2: Huh.
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  Speaker 1: But then to talk about this man's sexual performance when
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  Speaker 1: he's right across the room. I know, I'm so in
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  Speaker 1: love with you, I know is disgusting.
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  Speaker 2: And I really do think he's genuinely in love with
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  Speaker 2: her for whatever reason. I don't understand. I don't get
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  Speaker 2: it because Connor seems like a good, a decent dude,
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  Speaker 2: and when they matched up in the pods and they
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  Speaker 2: met each other for the first time, I was actually
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  Speaker 2: rooting for them. I'm like, Okay, I can see a
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  Speaker 2: real connection here, Like maybe you guys could have like
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  Speaker 2: a cute little Bantry type of relationship where you both
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  Speaker 2: get on each other's nerves a little bit, but that's
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  Speaker 2: kind of fun and sexy whatever. I don't know. But no,
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  Speaker 2: now it's shown that Breezy's just a fucking bitch and
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  Speaker 2: she's kind of a pick me and she's totally falling
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  Speaker 2: for little Chris, who Connor says is only five foot.
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  Speaker 1: Sick, which I believe. I think that's probably very accurate, generous,
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  Speaker 1: I think. But like the entire time that Chris is
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  Speaker 1: going on in this conversation, just bloviating and puffing his
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  Speaker 1: little self up, Brie is standing there buying it like
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  Speaker 1: she's not shutting him down. There were so many opportunities
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  Speaker 1: to say, you know what, you really hurt my friend Jess,
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  Speaker 1: the things that you said to her were absolutely cruel
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  Speaker 1: and I just can't have this conversation with you. But
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  Speaker 1: she did not do that. She allowed Chris to put
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  Speaker 1: down Connor in a multitude of ways. It wasn't until
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  Speaker 1: Connor brought up the idea of them being fuck buddies, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that she seemed to get offended and ultimately end the conversations. So, okay,
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  Speaker 1: So when you're downgraded, uh huh. So when he kind
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: of contextualizes you according to your medium ugly horse shit, yeap,
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  Speaker 1: then that's that's bad, that's wrong. You're gonna walk away
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  Speaker 1: not before?
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  Speaker 2: Right? She is not shit, No, she's not at all.
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  Speaker 2: She sucks so much ass, and so she leaves, pretends
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  Speaker 2: to be upset about it. Connor sees this conversation happening
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  Speaker 2: and he asks her about it at the party and
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  Speaker 2: she's like, well, let's talk about it later, and they
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  Speaker 2: ultimately do, but she totally glosses over how inappropriate Chris was.
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  Speaker 2: And we'll get to that later.
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  Speaker 1: But wait, would your partner stay away if she saw
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  Speaker 1: you across the bar talking to somebody that you dated,
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  Speaker 1: somebody that is trying to date you currently, Like, would
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  Speaker 1: she just stay there. I could tell you my husband
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  Speaker 1: absolutely respects my agency as a person, as a woman,
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  Speaker 1: and I've had conversations with my exes and we've talked
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  Speaker 1: about it on the Patreon and everything, and he understands
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  Speaker 1: and knows that. But there is no world in which
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  Speaker 1: he would see this little man touching me, talking to me,
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  Speaker 1: leaning in, sticking out his tongue that he wouldn't stalk
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  Speaker 1: across the bar and beat the shit out of that guy. Absolutely, Connor,
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  Speaker 1: what are you doing? Also?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean to play devil's advocate. It's not like
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  Speaker 2: they've been together for a long time and had an
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  Speaker 2: established relationship.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 2: They've been together for like five minutes.
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  Speaker 1: You walk up into the conversation, you stand next to
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  Speaker 1: Breezy and you say, what's up?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, true fair.
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  Speaker 1: And if Breezy wants an alpha, that's what an alpha
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  Speaker 1: would do.
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  Speaker 2: That's true fair.
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  Speaker 1: So I was just disappointed in Connor two.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can see that. I can see that. And
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  Speaker 2: then at the party as well, we have a conversation
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  Speaker 2: between this Rando Prianca, who was in the Pods but
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  Speaker 2: nobody wanted to date her. Alex and Ashley and Prianca
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: kind of comes over to start some shit, which is
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  Speaker 2: kind of funny, iconic, it's kind of great. So Prianka
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  Speaker 2: and Alex actually knew each other in real life before
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  Speaker 2: they signed up for the show. I guess they're in
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  Speaker 2: similar friend circles or whatever. And so Prianca comes up
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  Speaker 2: to Alex to kind of talk to him about just
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  Speaker 2: regular life. But then it segues into a conversation of
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  Speaker 2: Alex going down to Austin to go fuck one of
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  Speaker 2: his exes who was a travel nurse who was on
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  Speaker 2: assignment or whatever. And we had talked about this in
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  Speaker 2: a couple episodes previously between Alex and Ashley, and Ashley
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  Speaker 2: was kind of pressing him on his past to try
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  Speaker 2: and find out if he was a fuck boy or
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  Speaker 2: if he was cheating or whatever. And he is a
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  Speaker 2: master at word salad, and so he managed to convince
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  Speaker 2: Ashley that there was no fuckery going on. But then
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  Speaker 2: Prianca comes in and this conversation is just like, well,
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  Speaker 2: but did you actually like hook up with her? Was
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  Speaker 2: she actually on assignment back then? Like did you guys
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  Speaker 2: have a whole relationship?
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  Speaker 1: Weren't you gonna move there? You said you were gonna
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  Speaker 1: relocate to Austin, which is the first that Ashley has
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  Speaker 1: heard of that. And so Ashley is figuring out in
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  Speaker 1: the moment that some of this stuff that Alex has said,
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  Speaker 1: which I can't even tell you what he's actually said
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  Speaker 1: because he's constantly obfuscating and he's constantly just going in
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  Speaker 1: circles and not saying anything. But Ashley is picking up
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  Speaker 1: the fact that, oh, I think there's a lie in
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  Speaker 1: the middle of all these words, and so she's trying
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  Speaker 1: to get some clarity, and you can see Alex becoming
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  Speaker 1: increasingly upset. He's like, beat it, Priyanka, like why are
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  Speaker 1: you here giving her this information. He's trying to kind
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  Speaker 1: of get rid of her, but Preonca's not leaving, no,
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  Speaker 1: And I was just like, this is uncomfortable for you, Alex,
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  Speaker 1: because you lie, and when you lie, the lies come
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  Speaker 1: back to you exactly. Anything you do in the dark
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  Speaker 1: will be discovered by the light straight up.
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  Speaker 2: Well, and Ashley is a Virgo, so she's like thinking
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  Speaker 2: about all of the little details of his story. When
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  Speaker 2: I see again, I think he's Pisces.
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  Speaker 1: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: So actually Virgo's natural opposite, so already not compatible really,
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  Speaker 2: But Ashley's pressing him on the details, and he's getting
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: frustrated by it. And I can understand getting frustrated by
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  Speaker 2: like the details of something that happened years and years ago,
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  Speaker 2: But this happened in September allegedly, so it was only
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  Speaker 2: a couple months ago. And Alex is getting frustrated that
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  Speaker 2: Ashley wants to know the specifics. And then he gets
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: so frustrated he tells Priyanka to fuck off. She ultimately does,
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: and then he tells Ashley, well, if you want to
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: just know every time I jack off, I'll be sure
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  Speaker 2: to let you know. I was like, Ashley, why didn't
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: you just leave and dump him?
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: Why?
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand why we're not leaving him.
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  Speaker 1: It's the self esteem for me, it's the not valuing yourself.
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  Speaker 1: It's the putting it back in his ball court yep,
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  Speaker 1: saying well, I guess well, it's up to you what
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna do. Why is it up why Alex, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Why can't it be up to you. Why
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  Speaker 1: can't you be a self determining person and figure out
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  Speaker 1: for yourself whether this is working? Because he's giving off
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  Speaker 1: so many red flags. This man does not have a
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: home no, I don't think this man has a job.
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  Speaker 2: He literally does it. I think it's in this conversation
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  Speaker 2: where he says he hasn't had a home base in
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  Speaker 2: like four years, which means he hasn't settled anywhere. He
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  Speaker 2: doesn't have a lease.
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  Speaker 1: I think because you know what, he probably has warrants.
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  Speaker 1: Probably he's got to leave one stage. I can go
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  Speaker 1: to another state. He can't stay anywhere too long because
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  Speaker 1: somebody's looking for that man. Maybe something's going on with
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  Speaker 1: that man.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe he's got some illegitimate children or something.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, dodging the child.
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  Speaker 2: You can see that. Maybe he's doing that. Maybe that's
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  Speaker 2: why he job hops, because if they can't figure out
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  Speaker 2: your income or whatever, they can't get you for child.
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  Speaker 1: Can garnish your wages if you don't have a job exactly.
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  Speaker 2: So maybe that's what it is. But ultimately, when they
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: leave and go home from the party, Ashley's still kind
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: of upset about Alex being caught in a lie, and
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: Alex to kind of mitigate the situations like, oh, you
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: want some chicken nouggies, you want some McDonald's, I'll get
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  Speaker 2: your McDonald's. I know you're a McDonald's order by heart,
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  Speaker 2: so like I'm gonna order it, and that for some
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  Speaker 2: reason does it for Ashley.
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  Speaker 1: It absolutely mollifies her cringe. And Ashley is me in
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  Speaker 1: that moment because when I'm at odds with my husband,
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: which doesn't happen often, like his primary way to like
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: get back into my good graces is like to go
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: to the in and out stop it, to go to
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: the cave.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: To get you a Nacho's bell grande.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: I love a Nacho's bell grande. I love a Nacho's
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: bell grande. He knows this. He'll get me some food
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: and I'll be like, Okay, baby, come back. So it
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: works for me. But I'm married for well, but like
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: I just love to eat. Yeah, so does Ashley. I
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: respect that, But it was such a deflection and I
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: think that Alex was trying to make it look cute,
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: but it was not cute because you're still not answering
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: these very important questions. And Ashley, I feel bad for
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: you because you're so beautiful. You have a job. Yeah,
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: you're such a hater that you have a job. You
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: are an accomplished person. You come from like a stable family.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Why are we with this loser?
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: I mean really, And that's the thing for me. It's
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: like in a healthy relationship, getting food to diffuse the situation. Sure, fine, okay,
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: I love that. But in Ashley and Alex, I'm just like, girl,
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: he is doing the literal bare minimum. He's not even
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: being transparent.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: He's not even going to get it. He's door dashing
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: it and it's probably attached to your credit card straight up, yeah,
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: straight using your account.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: But she just melts and she's like, oh my god,
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: he knows me McDonald's order, like he's he loves me.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: And then they probably had sex or something because that's
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: all that matters to Ashley, and that's just so disappointing. Girl,
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: value yourself more.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: It's either all that matters or it's all that they
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: have in common.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: That right there. And then also what happened at the
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: party was Chris talking to Jessica. So he goes up
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: to her.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: The audacity of the little man, I know.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: I could not believe it, but Jessica handled it. But
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: why would she.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: Even go to some quiet place and sit down and
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: talk to him unless it's for the camera. It's probably
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: for the canalysts for the show.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: The producers were probably like, you need to talk to
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: him to try and resolve this storyline or whatever, and
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: she's like, okay, fine, and she does handle it very maturely,
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: like she doesn't go off on him, which I would have.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: I would have beat his ass.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, it would have been violent. It would have been physical,
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: for sure.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: I would have punted him across like a football.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Herbs like stop that melan hoity.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: But Chris goes up to her and he's like, hey, so,
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: how's it going. You haven't talked to me. I don't
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: know why, Like why aren't you replying to my texts?
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: Just because like, are you for real? Right now? On God,
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: are you for real? And then Chris is like so drunk,
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: slurring his words, He's like, I just want you to
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: know that you're really attractive, You're really so beautiful, Jessica.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Jessica's like, shut the fuck up, dude. You don't need
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: to tell me why you think I'm beautiful because I
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: know I am, and she is because she is objectively,
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: and she's like, we don't need to do that. It's fine,
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: like we're done here, and she just kind of leaves,
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: so it was kind of like.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: But not before he asks when she's free next, like
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: when are you available next? And she's like, Uh, it
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: doesn't matter. It's not like I'm going to be spending
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: any time with you.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: I'm literally never going to talk to you ever again.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: And I think it flashes to Connor at one point,
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: who's telling the guys like Chris is fucking hamper, like
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: he's so drunk, and you can tell. I think it's
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: because he's desperate, and he's like trying to find anybody
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: who will talk to him because everybody fucking hates.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Him, which I think he actually says to somebody, yeah
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: that night, like nobody likes me, everybody hates me. I
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: think we'll eat some worms. But yeah, the guys are
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: definitely clocking him, yeah.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Because he sucks. And then everybody goes home and we
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: go to Breeze and Connor's apartment, and Connor asks her
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: about the conversation that she had with Chris, and she
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: does kind of gloss over how inappropriate Chris was, but
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: she does tell him, you know, some of the things
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: that he said and how he thinks that she's very attractive.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: But then she goes on to talk about how cool
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: she thought he was, and now I just realized, like
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: maybe he's not that cool, but he is dming me
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: on Instagram? Do you want to see it? Connor? And
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Connor like, yeah, I do, and she pulls up her DMS.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Chris has turned on the vanishing mode feature, which erases
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: your messages as soon as you send them, basically as
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: soon as they're red and it's clear that Chris has
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: been totally gooning for her in the DMS and messaging
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: her like what.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Are you wearing, how's it going, how are you doing?
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: You're so beautiful or so hot? Connor sucks, and of
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: course Breezy's trying to be nice about it, and Connor
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: is so stupidly in love with her that he's just like, oh, yeah,
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: I trust you, baby, I get it. Chris is just dumb,
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: like I love you so much.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Well, at some point he offers to respond for her
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: and she says no. She's like, no, I don't want
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: to like feed into it, but I think you do.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: And I wouldn't be a bit surprised if later that
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: night or the next day you actually reached out to
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Chris based on the scene that is upcoming.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely, And then we go over to some of
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: the other couples in their houses. So we have Christina
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: and Van. They're not even at their house. Actually, they're
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: going flower shopping them scenory. It's like great that they're
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: in love and whatever, but they really don't have any drama.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm not getting it, and they've lost me and
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: they seem like wonderful people. I actually think they'll say
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: yes at the altar, but I don't care anymore. Yeah,
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: I don't because you haven't given me any actual time
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: with them. I don't know their families.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: There's really nothing.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know anything.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: There's really nothing. We have Brittany and Davante, and this
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: was like kind of a nothing burger in this particular episode,
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: but we find out, according to Davante that he's pretty rich,
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: like he's got all this money he's got I think
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: one of his houses in North Carolina, the mortgage was
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: like fifty two hundred dollars.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: On PRESSX to doubt. I do not believe him for
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: a second neither. He tells Brittany that on a low month,
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: he makes about twelve thousand dollars okay from his loan
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: officer job. On a good month, it's about forty thousand dollars.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: That's whack.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: But then they're talking about how he's going to move
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: into her town home, Right, why would you need to
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: do that if you make that much money and if
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: you have other homes, Like, why are we needing to
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: move in with the girl? Well, first of all, he
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: doesn't actually intend to do that, No, not at all.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: And second of all, I don't think he has a
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: great job. I think he, like everybody else except for Connor,
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: is lying and vic Yep is lying. There was an
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: interesting part in this conversation though, where like Brittany really
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: smiles widely when she hears how much he makes, uh huh,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: and she's like, oh my gosh, yeah, you know sometimes
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: they spend too much and kind of like it's a problem,
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Like she likes to spend money, and he's like, yeah,
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: well the fun money is coming out of your account, Like,
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: don't expect to be dipping into my account if you
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: spend too much money, like putting up parameters and boundaries
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: right away. But like Brittany got really excited to hear
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: how much money he made.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: I mean, wouldn't you though, like if you were, like
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: if if you had a man on Love is Blind
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: and you found out later, oh, he's rich. I mean,
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: I know DeVante's lying in this case. I know that
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: he's totally faking, but like, I feel like Brittany was
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: looking at that like, Okay, maybe I can get down
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: with your doe body.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I wouldn't be tipping my hand. I wouldn't
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: be cheesing for her to be like, oh my god,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: that's awesome because I's a spending problem and that works
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: out perfectly for me, right, So, like, yeah.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: It was interesting to find out that she's got a
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: lash business, Like, oh that makes sense. Well, we got
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: the big old Lashes. It makes sense.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: And she has her own place and that's great. And
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: you need to be careful with these men, Brittany for sure.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: And why are you simping over DeVante, who literally is
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: reposed by you. I don't get it.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: I'm repulsed by him, and I'm repulsed by you, Brittany,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: because you're attracted to DeVante for money or for whatever reason.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I don't understand it.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: I don't either. And then we have Connor and Breezy
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: going to Michigan to meet Breeze's dad, which I'm just
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: kind of disappointed by, because you know, Breeze's like excited
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: to bring a guy to her dad, and Connor seems
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: like a cool dude, and it seems like he jived
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: really well with her dad. But then ultimately they're not
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: gonna get married. We find that out next episode.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: We also really didn't get to see the dad. We
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: saw a couple of pictures of the dad, but it
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: sounds like her father's just like, yeah, I don't want
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: to be on this the camp dumpster fire of a show.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: Not at all. And then we have Amber and Jordan,
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: and this is kind of an interesting little tidbit with them.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: So at the party, Jordan had kind of let it
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: slip to the guys that he's just a bit nervous
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: to meet her daughter. He just doesn't know what to expect.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: He's never had to be in a father or stepfather
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: type role and he really hopes it goes well, but
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: he's a little nervous about it. He's just never pictured
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: himself ever doing that. And Amber overhears this. She's got
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: some booze in her system, so she immediately shuts down
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: and takes it as Jordan wants to leave or he's
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: like getting cold feet or whatever, and she completely shuts
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: down gives him the silent treatment, doesn't even talk to
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: him for it seems like a couple days or something
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: like that. So they go home and they had their
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: first big TIF about it, and it kind of made
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: me sad.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: I was put off by Amber because oh yeah, yeah,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: last time she was our hero, the MVP of the episodes.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: But this time, I'm like, what are you doing? Like
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: he said something that was absolutely reasonable and fair. He's
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: sharing a fear with his bros. That's kind of what
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: guys do, and I think we also want guys to
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: be able to do that. You happened upon the conversation
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: and he wasn't saying anything dable at all, and then
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: you completely shut down. You get back to your apartment,
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: you go to bed. He's like trying to talk to her,
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: she's giving him the silent treatment, and then proceeds to
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: continue to give him the silent treatment for like an
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: entire day or longer or whatever it is. And I
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: just want to say that I think silent treatment, I
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: think withdrawing like that is a form of abuse, especially
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: when someone is trying to resolve, trying to rectify, trying
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: to make it right, and you're just absolutely ignoring them.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: I think there's something very toxic and wrong with that,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: and I think that it was sad to see Jordan
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: try to figure out, like, what did I actually do wrong?
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: And how can I make it better? I don't know
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: what to do besides eat this entire pizza fitness pizza, right,
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: So he just eats he self, soothes or whatever. And
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: then we have this scene where Amber returns the next
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: day and she's sober. Yeah, she does pick up a
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: drink immediately though to start, I would imagine having the
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: wine and they start hashing it out. But it's completely
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: okay for him to have reservations about meeting your child.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: In fact, it's very weird Amber that you would put
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: yourself up on love is blind when you have a
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: seven year old daughter. Are you really expecting to just
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: marry this guy and on that same day have your
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: daughter meet him? Like? What are you doing? She also
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: hates men so much. She's very distrustful, and she's projecting
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: onto Jordan all of the things that have happened to
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: her with her previous relationships. And she talks in these
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: very general broad terms about how terrible men are. And
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, we could have a conversation about that. But
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's just not fair though, to then join
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Love is Blind and try to meet a man and
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: you have all of these issues with men generally, and
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: then you're gonna have these unresolved issues with this guy
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: who's just trying to figure it out. Anyway, that's my
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: ted talk. Thanks for listening.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: No, I agree. I thought it was sad on all
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: fronts because even though Amber's behavior was very disappointing to see, like, like,
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: you don't need to be like that. Jordan's a genuinely
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: nice dude who can pound down half a pizza in.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Once, like he's a cool children a pizza.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: It was it was a half from the camera angle,
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: it was probably the whole piece. He ate the whole pizza,
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: the whole pizza. He's a sweet dude, and I feel,
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: I really do think he means no harm. But when
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: she responded that way, I'm like immediately thinking, Damn, you've
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: met some really shitty dudes. I gage, you've got some
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: hardcore baggage. You need therapy, you need to not be
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: on Love is Blind. Yeah, what the fuck are we doing? Yeah?
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying like her perceptions aren't fair or aren't
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: based in a reality that's true for her. Yeah, but
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: it's like, but then, why are you on this show right?
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Why are we dragging a guy like Jordan into your
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: chaos that's unresolved at this time? And plus, why are
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: we dragging your kid into it?
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: For real? What are we doing? Why are you agreeing
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: to marry a guy when your daughter hasn't met him yet.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: I don't think she's going to That's weird.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: We'll see about that. So the episode concludes with Vanessa
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: and Nick Lachet making their obligatory once a season appearance
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: where they show up and say we're gonna shop for
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: dresses in Texas and then they fuck off again, never
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: to be seen anything.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Which my husband said, who the fuck are are these two?
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: He was shocked and appalled by their physical appearance, and
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: I think, I'm just so used to it. I'm like, what,
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: what's the problem? He's like, are these plastic people? Are
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: these ghool? Are these the reanimated? Are they the dead?
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: He couldn't believe it.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, it's the tenth episode and this is
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: the first time we've seen them since the pods opened up. Like,
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: they literally don't show up at all. I remember when
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Love is Blind started off with like didn't know that's
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: married at first sight, where they had like therapists and
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: stuff that would come in and talk to them. But
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: I feel like in the earlier seasons with Love is Blind,
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: like Vanessa nick Lachey were more involved. Yes, now they're
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: literally not involved at all.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Why are they even there?
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know why they're They're literally just there to
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: be like shop for tuxes and shop for dresses, and.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: We could do that with an AI chatbot. We do
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: not need you to exactly. It was just so much
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: talk about clones.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: They're very odd, straight up, and so the rest of
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: this episode was boring to me because I do not
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: care about everybody's shopping for dresses. I don't care about
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: the tuxes and them talking about how excited or nervous
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: they are to get married. No one cares. So I
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: get to episode eleven, see where the Chips Fall, and
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: this is where everybody goes on their like last final
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: dates before the weddings, and they talk about their relationships
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: and they talk about how much they love each other,
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: and so Connor and Breezy go on a little train
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: date and to me, This seemed like a genuinely nice date.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: It seemed like they love each other very much, they're
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: excited to get married. It seemed like it. But then
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: we get into like the next scene we.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: See them, Well, let's stop at this scene though, what say, Yes,
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: we have Connor expressing himself effusively about all the reasons
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: why he loves Breezy, and she's like, oh my god, yeah,
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: and it's kind of wild because you know, I'm a psychopath.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: You're like, you're not getting me at my bass love me,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: And so he spends all of his time telling her
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: why he loves her, and then she spends her time
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: talking about herself right, Like it was very obvious to me,
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: even though it was kind of being portrayed at this
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: as a romantic date, that she was not into him.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: And she's also painfully self absorbed.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: So self absorbed. She's also so a surface level, like
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: there's really no depth to her whatsoever, Like she can
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: acknowledge that Connor loves her even at her worst, even
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: at this version of herself that apparently is not her best.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: And then she's like, well, let me tell you all
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: the reasons why I love Connor. And then it was
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: there was no reasons, it's because he loves me. There's
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: literally nothing, and then they go back to their apartment
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: and this was so weird. This was such a bizarre
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: conversation because again, like Connor's talking about like, oh my god,
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: I can't believe we're gonna get married, and like, are
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: you gonna say yes to me or whatever? Because I'm
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: going to say yes you because I really love you
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: and I think we're gonna make a really great team
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: and you're gonna be a really awesome mom, and like,
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: I just see a future with you and it's gonna
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: be so awesome. And then Breezy ruins it. Shit's all
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: over it, and shit's all over Connor because she starts
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: off being like, yeah, you know, when I went and
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: visited your house, like your frat house, and I saw
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: the cake and I saw your man cave, I just thought, man,
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: this man's a lazy piece of shit and he's not
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: gonna amount to anything in life, and he's not gonna
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: be driven and he's not gonna be successful and I
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: just can't envision my life with someone like that. But
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: then I realized that you actually really love me, even
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: though I'm not the best version of me right now.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: You still love me, and that's really cool, but like,
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: I can't say yes to you, I can't marry.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: It's not about me falling in love with you. Maybe
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: it's about you being a lesson to me that I
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: can be loved.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Yikes.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Another thing she says is like, you know, I know
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: that you're not getting the best version of me because
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: I'm just out here grinding like the boss bitch I
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: am so that I go up on my investigative journalism
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: business upon the reddit's and apparently she's like a buyer,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: a junior buyer for like bath and body works what like.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: So when she's grinding and working her corporate job, she's
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: like ordering scented soaps or job and then shitting all
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: over Connor, who by the way, owns his own home,
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: and she's comparing her home to his home. And I'm like, bitch,
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: you have an apartment that you rent. He has an
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: actual home that he has purchased, that he maintains, that
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: he pays for the upkeep around and you're just shitting
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: all over him. You take every opportunity to demean him.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: And some of her talking points about him not being
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: the alpha. You know, you don't order my food for
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: me when we go out, Yeah, which is some toxic
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: manisphere bullshit. Like she's giving him all these talking points
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: about why he's not good enough, and they sound like
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: they're coming from Chris. It sounds like you actually did
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: respond to one of those dms, had another conversation with
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: that fucked up little leprechaun, And now here you are
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: breaking up with Connor, who, for some reason that is
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: unfathomable to me, loves you, I know. And he's crying
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: in his confessional about how grateful he is anyway to
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: have known Breezy, Like this, bitch, Breezy, God give a
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: good woman to Connor. He deserves a good woman and
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: to go to leg Day.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah no, seriously, just do some squall.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: It's fine. Who am I to talk? I got no
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: ass or anything. He's a handsome young man, he's gainfully employed,
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: he's honest, he's expressive, yep, you know, and he just
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: got dumped on national television by a mid ass.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: Ho And what's so weird. It's like she's going on
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: this kind of like Alex word salad tangent just basically
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: to say she never shuts up. No, she doesn't shut
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: up at all, but like just words salad vomiting all
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: over krit or Kurt Connor, And all it is to
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: say is I'm not gonna get married you, Like I'm
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: just not ready. I can't say yes at the altar.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: And Connor takes it as like wow, like thank you
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: so much for being honest with me, Like I really
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: appreciate it, and like I can totally understand where you're
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: coming from. And he's like being so levelheaded about it,
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: and even in his confessional, like to the camera, he's
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: crying and he's like, but I just love her so
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: much and like maybe one day we can actually be together,
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: or maybe she can say yes to me at the altar,
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: because like, man, she's just like so amazing. And I
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: don't I don't understand.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: I don't some people you can't help them.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: You really can't.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Some people you cannot help them.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: I just don't get it, like what he sees and breezy,
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: because to me, I'm just like she is so mid
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: and breezy.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Those are all inside thoughts. You could have felt that
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: way about Connor, but you didn't have to say that
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: you were going to break up with him and and honestly,
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: you should have, because you guys are not compatible and
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: you're essentially a terrible person. But you could have actually
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: told him this with kindness and with appreciation for what
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: you guys have shared. But instead you went on this
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: long winded tangent calling into question all of his attributes
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: and flaws, and you were just so totally shitty about it.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: So of course I went back up on her Instagram,
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: and that girl has turned off her comments of course
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: because she is getting dragged by the people.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: She's kind of doing a similar thing that Chris did
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: to Jessica, just like in a less terrible way, because
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: like Chris was just shitting on Jessica's appearance for literally
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: no reason. But it's like, You're looking at this decent dude, Connor, like, yeah, okay,
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: his house is a little messy. What man, the single
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: man's house isn't messy? I'm sorry, but like most men
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: don't they all live like that?
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: I guess I don't know all men, but I think so.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: That's why they call it the woman's touch. Can you
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: get a woman? She comes into your home, she starts decorating, right,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: she starts doing those womanly things and that's how men
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: grow and become domestic. Yeah, he's just a single bachelor.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: He owns his own home, though, bree you don't own.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: Your home for real. And I'm like, he's just an
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: honest dude, and for some reason, he thinks the world
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: of you. And so I was kind of thinking I
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: was trying to zoom out and get meta about it,
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: because I'm like, why are you being such a bitch, Breezy,
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: And like, maybe she's uncomfortable by the fact that a
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: man could love her so deeply, Like maybe she's kind
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: of like Ashley where she just goes for total douchebags,
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: like little pee Wee Chris and and always goes for
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: these asshole men. And that's just what she's used to.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: You know what it's giving to me. It's giving only child,
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: it's giving gassed up by Daddy and gast up by
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: mommy all of my life told that I'm the golden child.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: I'm the best thing in the universe. And so now
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: she's been dispatched into the world and she believes that
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: about herself. And it's one thing to have confidence, yeah,
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: but it's another thing to be cocky and prideful and
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: demeaning of other folks.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: Right, like it's not needed. I was disappointed for Connor.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: I don't understand why he is still happily in love
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: with her, and he's like thankful for the experience, but lightfully.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: By the time we get to the reunion, things have changed,
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: I hope.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: So I cannot wait for that reunion, let me tell
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: you that. And then we go on to everybody else's
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: dumb dates. So we have Mike and Emma going to
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: some zoo or whatever to look at drafts, and again
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: he's like pressuring her about kids, and I'm so over it,
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: over it, I'm so bored. But like for some reason,
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: Emma is like super in love with Mike and she's
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: like and this thing, yes, is an altar. I think
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: he's so amazing. I love him so much. I just
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: I don't get it. And then we go to Brittany
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: and Davante, who are at like some cabin or whatever.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: They're like in a hot tub and the forest, and
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: they're like talking about their relationship and Davante is completely
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: going astral and then they go back and.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: See he's detaching from reality.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: He really is, because he's not into Brittany.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know melanin of any kind, both probably.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: And I don't know why Brittany is into him, maybe
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: because she believes his lie about.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Being sprit Why is she desperate? This is a girl
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: who needs therapy. She's also a bit self hating if
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: you're gonna be putting up with this bullshit from.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: For real though, And so they move back inside and
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: they're talking about their relationship, and of course Brittany is
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: very hopeful and very positive. I don't know why. Maybe
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: she's just being nice, but she's like, you know, I
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: think we could have a really amazing marriage. We could
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: grow together, And like, I know that you're not gonna
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: be the kind of guy that'll ever tell me that
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty. I mean, I wish you would every now
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: and then, but like I know that that's not your style.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: And that's totally okay because except you, for you, even
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: though you never tell me that I'm pretty literally ever.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: And Fonte's like.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this was a wild scene.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: This is crazy.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, is it so bad out there? Ladies that
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: were willing to debase ourselfs for the most mediocre of
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: men monosyllabic cave men, tultek headed men, law bodied men
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: who were lying about jobs and everything. Who are I
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: think racist? And by the way, sidebar, did you hear
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: about Davante's X who came in this last week. Apparently
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: she saw Marda coming out against Chris and some of
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: the things that were happening. So she's made a couple
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: of tiktoks or instagrams in which she confirms that he
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: does not like black women at all, and so she
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: is saying that that's probably one of the reasons he
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: doesn't like Brittany. Also just that he's a general liar
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: and he's bad to all of the women that he's with.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: But then, you know, she's kind of questionable, this X,
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: because even after she learned that he didn't like black
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: women and was a liar, she was still trying to
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: get him back. And I'm just like, okay, well, so
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: are you a racist too? Like what are we doing here?
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: But anyway, at the end of the day, DeVante ain't
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: shit either.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he really isn't shit.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know why Brittany, a woman of quality, would
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: be chasing after this man as hard as she is.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: And so in this conversation, he brings up a prenup
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: and I'm wondering to myself, like, why are you even
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: bringing it up? Because we all know you're not even
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: gonna be there on the wedding day. You're not even
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: gonna show up. We're not even going to get an
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: alter scene. Like if we do, I'll eat my words.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: But I don't even think he's gonna show up. So
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: why are we having the conversation about the prenup? Is
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: it just to humiliate her? Is it just to make
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: her feel even worse than she's already feeling? Like why
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: are we having the conversation? What do you think?
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: I mean? I thought the whole prenup thing was just
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: so ridiculous because I'm like, you are not a Jeff
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: Bezos dude, Like you don't make that much money, You're whack.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: But he's like bringing it up, like, well, I just
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: want to protect what's mine and what's yours and I
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: don't want to lose it if you know, God forbid.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: Something happens and he brings it up, and Brittany seems
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: a little shocked by it. She seems kind of taken aback,
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: but she does say something that I thought was poignant,
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: where she's like, oh, this is why you didn't bring
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: it up earlier. You waited till the last minute because
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: you knew I wouldn't be happy about it. So I
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: think he was hoping that she would like get up
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: and leave or something so he didn't have to do
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: the work. Because this whole entire time, Davante is just
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: playing along. Like he says a little bit that he's worried,
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: he feels a little pressured by this whole process.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: I'm ninety eight percent, and that's such.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: A fucking lie. Like it's such a lie. I don't
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: even think they've had sex yet at this point, so
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: like it's very obvious there's not gonna be a wedding.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: I think he's gonna go right up to the altar
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: and then he's gonna have to be forced to say no.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: And I don't think he's man enough to do that,
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: because if he was, he would have said it at
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: the beginning. He would have told her during the process
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: at some point, you know, not really a drag edda.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: I'm not really feeling the vibe. I don't know if
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: I want to get married, But he's not man enough
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: to even say that. So he's gonna get right out
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: of the altar.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: I don't think, so tell us what you think in
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: the comments, please, But I think he's just ghosting. I
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: think he's leaving her on red. I think he's just audi.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: So you think she'll show up, but he won't show
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: up at all.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be surprised.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I could see that too, because he's
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: so avoidant.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: He's a coward. He's such as a liar. And girl,
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: you need a prenup. You're the only one out of
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: the two that we know actually owns the home. So
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: what are you gonna do? Marry this man, cohabitate, commingle
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: all of your assets with this dying ass man, and
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: then have him take your shit. No, you need a
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: prenup with a guy like this, serious with anybody, actually.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: If she's dumb enough to actually want to say yes
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: to him, like, I feel bad, girl, you need therapy.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: And maybe it's because she believes that he's rich. Maybe
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: it's like, Okay, I can deal with a man who
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: will never call me pretty and a man who looks like.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Adult, a man who will never touch my pussy.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, ever, like I can deal with that if he's rich,
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: if he can subsidize my lifestyle. Maybe it can be
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: like a sugar baby type of situation, but that's not
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: what Devonte even wants. He don't even want to He
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: don't even like you. He hates you.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Why is he still on our cameras? Why is he
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: still on her television? Why he's still in front of
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: the cameras. I don't understand why he hasn't bounced already
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: other than camera time. Are these people trying to establish brands?
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: If so, did they really think that this was the
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: best way to do that?
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: I don't know. But the region will be good with
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: him too, because I wonder if they'll call him out
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: on being so fucking avoidant and like, if you just
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: were not into Brittany this whole entire time, why did
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: you go and meet her family? Why did you tell
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: her dad, who seemed to really like you, that you're
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: going to marry her? Whack? And then we have Amber
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: and Jordan. They go to some like weird light exhibit,
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: look like a minecraft exhibit. I don't know, they like
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: make out in the middle of the exhibit. I guess
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: they made up, and Amber opened up about the fact
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: that you know, she's super distressful and hateful of all men,
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: and she's just been hurt and burned a few times,
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: and I can empathize with that. I can understand. But
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: did you notice her pupils. No, her pupils were hell
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: dilated and a couple of the scenes, and I wasn't
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: sure if it was because of the alcohol or if
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: she's on some kind of drug or something, because every
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: now and then they would go back to normal, but
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: every like at the exhibit, they were super dilated.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: I'm like, are you maybe they're in the dark, Like
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: when you're in a dark room, don't your pupils dilate?
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: They were like that at the party though, Oh, I
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: And they were like that at the apartment.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: There were a lot of people saying that Chris at
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: the bowling Alley was most definitely on the booger sugar.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh definitely.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: So there's probably a lot of the might be a
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: little bit cocaine probably circulating around the cast. And I
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: don't know if Amber does anything like that.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: I hope not.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Maybe the nurse practice.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: She's a mom, I know, anam, but I hope that
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: both her and Jordan get married, and I hope they last.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: I don't I think she's got a lot of problems.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: I think he's jobless. I think she puts herself in
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: a vulnerable position call mingling her assets with a guy
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: like Jordan who doesn't have his shit together. I worry
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: about the child. I think she's gonna be in a
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: defensive posture on day one. As soon as they get married.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: I just don't think. I just personally don't think it's
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: gonna work.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I think they're cute, but maybe I'm
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: too hopeful.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: She's gonna say no, and I think he's gonna say
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: no at the Altar that would be so sad.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: Well, if they both say no, then okay, fine, Yeah,
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: why is it sad? But it seemed like after the
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: Minecraft exhibit, like things were good and he was excited
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: because he was going to meet her daughter, I think
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: shortly after that. So I don't know. I'm hopeful for them.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: I do think if anything, if they don't work out,
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: it's going to be because of Amber. That's what I think.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: I don't think Jordan's into it, really think he's lying. No,
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: I don't think he's lying. I think he's been testing
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: the waters and seeing how they fit together, and at
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: the end of the day. I don't think he's going
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: to want to marry her. That's my prediction. Damn.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: Well, then we have Alex and Ashley who are at
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: some weird condo or something. They have a fireplace state
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: with a bunch of blankets, capit in the forest. It
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: looks nice, yeah, it does. But I just hate them.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: I hate him, I hate them together because they're so
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: so superficial and they literally don't talk about anything of importance.
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: It's really just like arguing back and forth about where
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: they're going to live because Alex keeps changing his mind
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: because he's homeless and he wants to live like in
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: every single city, and I just I can't. They're so boring.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: So is this the section where a producer asks him,
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: where do you see yourself in like five years?
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: And he's like, I see myself with a wife, not Ashley,
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: a wife, a wife. Of course it's not gonna be
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: as some kids. A great house in Florida, a truck
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: in Dubai, and a safe house in New Zealand. Just
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: like pause, and I'm like asking my husband what does
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: he mean by a safe house in New Zealand? Because
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: when I think of like a safe house I'm thinking
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: of like witness protection. I'm thinking about the CIA or
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: the FBI scurrying somebody away and hiding them from some
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: criminal or something like that. Well, apparently what a safe
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: house is for Alex is like one of these billionaire bunkers.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: You know how all the billionaires are creating fortresses for
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: themselves so that they can survive the next World War
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: III or the revolution, the guillotines. So they're building all
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: of these homes for themselves and calling them safe houses.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: And I only mention this because this is who Alex is.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: A homeless and toothless former soccer player who does not
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: have a job. He sees himself as the elite, owning
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: a underground fortress slash bunker to protect him from the
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: rest of us because he's so much better than we are. Furthermore,
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: he doesn't see himself with Ashley because he doesn't call
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: her his wife. Yeah, and then this idea of a
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: trust in Dubai, What does that mean? A trust for what?
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: A trust for your kid's college fund? What kind of
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: a trust? I don't understand.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: Well, apparently I learned that Dubai is like one of
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: the safest places in the world for the rich people's
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: and for their moneys and stuff, so they put their
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: accounts out there. So that's why you're right. He does
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: think that he's going to be this elitist billionaire or whatever,
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: like the Jeff Bezos of them all with his little
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: curly cue that's hiding his balding spot.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: To curly cues both sides.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: Is receiving your lives, and he thinks he's gonna be
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: that rich. I'm like, dude, you don't even have.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: A job though, is Delulu?
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: Well he is.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Furthermore, it's concerning to me that Ashley is a sentient
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: person with cognition full cognition, cannot see that he's Delulu.
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: I don't get she is like hopelessly in love with
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: him because he's hot, and I don't get it. I
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: don't get it because they're conversations. I don't know. Maybe
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: it's just me, but when they're on the screen and
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: they're talking to each other, I completely zone now. Wanh
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: wanh wanh wah.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Well, at some point in the conversation in the cabin,
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: she's like, okay, well, now you ask me a question,
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: and Alex is just like hemmon and haw and like well,
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: uh uh oh well and never asks her.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: He never asks her, what's.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Your favorite color?
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: What's going on?
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: Do you even like her?
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: No? The answer is no because he's not attracted to
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: her features, because he's said multiple times he likes girls
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: that are like Brittany with darker features and their curbier
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: and they're bustier, and that's what he likes, and Ashley
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: is not his type. And it's just like, what are
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: we doing? Ashley is totally gonna get Dahlda. They're gonna
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: go to the altar and he's gonna say no to her.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: I think she's gonna be like I do, and then
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: he's gonna be like, yeah, no.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: She's gonna say no, because when we get to the preview,
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: we see something like her calling him a liar, yeah
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: and then walking off. But that did feel like producer fakery.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: He felt like that to me.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: So maybe she says yes and he says no. God,
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: the embarrassment I will feel for you, Ashley if you
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: say yes to this neanderthal.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: I mean, but I can't wait though, because I do
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: like job tomorrow I think, so okay, So I'm totally
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: gonna watch it, like immediately and then we have Brisy
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: and Connor breaking up, and we already talked about that.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: And then we also had Christine and Vick. They went
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: and got couples massages.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: And them Snory.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: Talked about how much they love each other and that's great,
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: but I'm bored. I'm super bored. And then we have
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: Mike and Emma. Oh no, we had the Bachelor and
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: bachelorette parties where the guys went and watched monster Trucks
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: and the girls went to the casino. Who cares and
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: nobody cares? And then we had like a really really
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: long segment of Emma and Mike preparing for their dumb wedding,
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: which we know is gonna be a nothing burger. We
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: leave it off on a cliffhanger on this episode of
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: whether or not Mike is gonna say yes, and I
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: think he's gonna say no, because the whole time, like
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: Emma's super excited, she gets dulled up. She's like actually
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: crying about it to her family. She's like, I'm really
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say yes because I love make so much.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: And then we have Mike with his parents, who are
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: like super disapproving of this entire process. But They're like,
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: it's your life, though, bro, you do you.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: Support whatever choice you make?
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: But not really though.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: And then you see Emma's family, in particular her sister
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: in the audience when Emma is reciting her vows yeah,
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: and Mike is reciting his vows, and her sister is
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: literally rolling her eyes like she does not like Mike
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: because she saw firsthand in the last batch of episodes
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: when Mike just constantly was harping on about having children
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: and she's trying to protect Emma. And so Emma says
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: yes to Mike, which is shocking and it was such
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: a long winded, appalling and I'm just bored. And then again,
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: like you said, we leave it on the cliffhanger and
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: we all wonder together collectively, is Mike gonna say yes
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: or no? And it's obviously a no because he even
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: brings up the kids in the middle of the vow.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: It's like, this is you're supposed to already know what
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: you're gonna do about the kids when you get up
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: and stand up in front of a priest or whatever.
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: That was wild.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So he's gonna say no, yep, And so let's
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: do some predictions here.
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: So he's gonna say no. I predict with regard to
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: DeVante and Brittany that DeVante's gonna ghost. He's gonna peace out.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: I can see that, and Brittany's gonna cry. Alex and Ashley.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: I think she's gonna say yes and he's gonna say no.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: I think she's gonna say no. I'm just holding out.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: I hope so for the feminine Vine that she crushes
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: his spirits and says absolutely not you, hobo. And then
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: we have Vic and Christine. Yeah, that's an obvious yes.
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know. There was some drama in the preview
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: of Christine meeting Vic's sister the day of the wedding,
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: and she does not approve of that. And Christine has
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: kind of been dropping little hints here and there whenever
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: we see them for two seconds on the screen that
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: she's getting a little nervous. She's a little worried, but
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: she loves him. I hope that they are both yeses there.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be yes. Actually see babies for them,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: I hope so that it makes such beautiful I see
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: a wonderful home, and I see like two or three
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: children from home, so I see it working, and then
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: we have anybody else.
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: Amber and Jordan.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: Amber and Jordan.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: Hmmm, I hope it's yes's for both of them.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be no.
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: If it's gonna be no, I think it's gonna be
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: a yes from Jordan and a no from her.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: I think it's going to be a no from Amber,
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: but I wouldn't be surprised if it's also a no
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: from Jordan, just based on how drunk she always is. Yeah,
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: how puffy her.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: Hair is so sorry can we talk about it though?
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: And the fact but it's so much hairspray she's got,
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: Like she definitely straightens her hair. If she didn't straighten
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: her hair and it was a humid day, it would
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: just be a brillopad of frizz.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: Look same though, yeah, me too.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: But like she definitely has some interesting hair, uh huh. Yeah,
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: got bang and bod yeah for sure. And some big
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: bird hair.
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, big bird hair, big bird hair. Yeah. So really,
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: there's only going to be one successful couple probably yes,
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: Christine and big Yeah. I can see that.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: But I want to hear what your predictions are. I mean,
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: by the time we drop this, it's going to be Thursday,
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: and so the episodes will already be out, so you
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: probably already know, but definitely tell us what you think.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: I'm very, very excited to watch the final episode.
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: I'm excited for the tell all too, like the reunion
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: where everybody comes back.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: So here's the thing. Like, I've watched a couple of
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: these seasons, and I just remember these being very toothless,
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: like not unlike some of the Sukiana bullshit. I remember
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: Vanessa getting drunk and questioning everybody about whether they're gonna
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: have babies. Yeah, like she's in baby fever. I remember
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: like people who needed to have their feet held to
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: the fire, like didn't take responsibility and accountability. Because like,
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: it's my dream and my hope that we get that
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: little fucking Pip squeak short stat Chris Futhco on the
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: stage and somebody rips him a new asshole.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: Please, that'd be so great.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: Somebody's gotta rip him a new asshole. It would be
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: great if it were Connor, that would be so funny.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: But I'll take anybody.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would take anybody. But it would be great
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: if Connor got mad at him and was like, you're
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: the reason why Breeze said no to me, bitch.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: See guys like that. Guys like Chris need to be
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: schooled by other dudes.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: Oh for sure.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: They need to see themselves reflected back by other men
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: who are disappointed in them because they don't like women.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: Chris doesn't like women. I don't think Chris showed up
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: to try and win Breezy because he actually wanted her. No,
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: I think he just wanted to win. And I also
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: think he just wanted to sow chaos. Definitely, he just
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: wanted to hurt people. He's an awful person. And the
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: only way you teach somebody like that is a beating
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: the shit out beat his ass, beating the shit out
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: of him and be like having a man check him. Yeah,
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: I agree, a better man that he might respect.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: Is there anybody on the couch in the cast that
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: he might respect? That's a man, that's a man.
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: Maybe Vic? Maybe Vic only because Vic is tall, dark
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: and handsome. Maybe Vic. And and he's a professor, so
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: he's smart and successful. I think, yeah, Chris probably only
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: goes for he only is intimidated by the men who
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: are actually successful. Maybe that's why he didn't like Connor too,
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: because Connor had an actual job and a house and
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: a house, and Chris is living off of credit cards.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: And had all of his furniture repossessed and his rolex
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: and his guns.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and is a a looser total.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: So I'm looking forward to the reunion as well. But
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: I'm just putting you on notice that it might be
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: not everything we need it to be. Yeah, it would
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: be very disappointing. I don't know if it's going to
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: be live. I don't know if if like production is
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: listening watching, but I hope they do what we want.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: Are we getting that this week or so after so
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: we get more wedding episodes? No?
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: I think there's only one more episode that drops tomorrow
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: because we record on Tuesday night, and then the reunion
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: is to be announced. Oh, as I understand it, But
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: I might have that information wrong. Doubtful though.
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: Well, look I'm excited about it.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be there, Yeah, without a doubt for sure.
• 59:52
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• 59:55
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• 59:59
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• 1:00:13
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• 1:00:16
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• 1:00:26
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• 1:00:31
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• 1:00:33
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