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- 0:01Speaker 1: Now sevenor presents the Mark Simon Shaw.
- 0:08Speaker 2: Hey, it's Friday. That's good news. It's Friday. Tomorrow. We
- 0:12Speaker 2: go to daylight saving time tomorrow after midnight, starting Sunday,
- 0:18Speaker 2: light out till six thirty fifteen days until spring. All
- 0:22Speaker 2: of next week, it's going to be in the sixties.
- 0:24Speaker 2: What more could you ask for? Even warmer the week
- 0:27Speaker 2: after lots to get to today, we'll go over the
- 0:29Speaker 2: Christy Nome thing and what exactly happened there. We'll get
- 0:32Speaker 2: the latest on the war as we enter day seven.
- 0:35Speaker 2: We'll get here the jobs numbers came out. They're terrible,
- 0:38Speaker 2: but we'll get to why. Coming up, we'll get to
- 0:41Speaker 2: Nancy Guthrie and a whole lot more. Where to even
- 0:46Speaker 2: start Christy Nome. Hey, if you were listening yesterday at
- 0:48Speaker 2: this time, at exactly this time, remember I started telling
- 0:51Speaker 2: you Christy Nome would be fired later in the Sure
- 0:55Speaker 2: enough she was, and we told you that it'd be
- 0:56Speaker 2: Mark Wayne Mullen as probably the replacement, And it is Christinome.
- 1:04Speaker 2: They were keeping an eye on her anyway, and there
- 1:05Speaker 2: were a lot of people in the administration pushing for
- 1:08Speaker 2: her to be gone. They didn't like the way she
- 1:10Speaker 2: was running the department. A number of things, a lot
- 1:13Speaker 2: of ridiculous spending on big, enormous private jets to fly
- 1:17Speaker 2: her and her you fill in the blank, Corey Lewandowski around.
- 1:25Speaker 2: Everybody seemed to know they were having some kind of affair. Now,
- 1:28Speaker 2: he does work in the department, So if you're the
- 1:30Speaker 2: head of the department and it's a subordinate, you're not
- 1:32Speaker 2: supposed to be sleeping with them. This is not the
- 1:36Speaker 2: good old Don Draper days. You can't do this stuff anymore.
- 1:41Speaker 2: So there were a lot of things that also Minnesota, Minneapolis.
- 1:47Speaker 2: She just riled up that situation to ridiculous levels. You
- 1:51Speaker 2: remember when Homan got there and was able to calm
- 1:53Speaker 2: things down quickly. That showed how bad the management of
- 1:57Speaker 2: it was by Christinome. They didn't like when she called
- 2:00Speaker 2: the the woman what was the name, Renee Good, you're
- 2:04Speaker 2: the protester who has killed a domestic terrorist. I mean,
- 2:07Speaker 2: it was just over the top. And then remember she
- 2:10Speaker 2: originally said the protester was brandishing a weapon. Well they
- 2:13Speaker 2: weren't brandishing a weapon. So uh, sloppy, sloppy when it
- 2:17Speaker 2: comes to management a mess. Then she goes to these
- 2:20Speaker 2: hearings where she got torn apart first for this Corey Lewandowski. Now,
- 2:29Speaker 2: I think everybody kind of knew they were sleeping together,
- 2:32Speaker 2: and everybody and they didn't weren't good at keeping this
- 2:35Speaker 2: too secret. I mean you'd see the map carousing late
- 2:38Speaker 2: at night, getting drunk together. I mean they were. So
- 2:41Speaker 2: the hearings are taking place and they're asking about all
- 2:43Speaker 2: sorts of serious issues, and then the Corey Lewandowski stuff
- 2:47Speaker 2: comes up, and she can't answer it. She can't say
- 2:50Speaker 2: under oath, no, we're not having an affair, because it's
- 2:53Speaker 2: not true. If you can't, you know, then you have
- 2:54Speaker 2: perjury problem, especially if the Democrats get back in power.
- 2:58Speaker 2: So she was asked about it, she is all offended.
- 3:00Speaker 3: Of course, Have you had sexual relations with Corey Lewandowski,
- 3:06Speaker 3: mister Sherman, I am shocked that we're going down and
- 3:09Speaker 3: peddling tabloid garbage in this committee today.
- 3:13Speaker 2: Yeah. Now, let's be honest. If you weren't the secretary,
- 3:18Speaker 2: and if he didn't work there, and neither of you
- 3:20Speaker 2: were married and you didn't work together, who the helled
- 3:23Speaker 2: one who admit they were having sexual relations with Corey Lewindowski.
- 3:26Speaker 2: It doesn't sound good to begin with, but under oath
- 3:28Speaker 2: and she is his boss. It's not good. So she was.
- 3:31Speaker 2: They kept asking her over and over again.
- 3:32Speaker 4: I want to give you an opportunity to answer on
- 3:36Speaker 4: the record to Miss Camloger Dove's question. I know you
- 3:39Speaker 4: said it's garbage, and it may be, but I really
- 3:41Speaker 4: think you need to say the word no into the
- 3:43Speaker 4: record so that you can clear that up.
- 3:45Speaker 3: I think the ridiculousness of this and the tabloids that
- 3:48Speaker 3: you are quoting and referencing are insane. And this has
- 3:50Speaker 3: been a thing that I've refuted is not in hours,
- 3:53Speaker 3: and I continue to do that.
- 3:55Speaker 4: So I would tell you is move on.
- 3:58Speaker 2: We can move on.
- 3:58Speaker 4: I'm not going to belabor it.
- 4:00Speaker 5: This is what you do.
- 4:01Speaker 6: Hold on.
- 4:02Speaker 4: I'm not doing anything.
- 4:04Speaker 2: She couldn't say no, so that was problem number one.
- 4:09Speaker 2: But the big problem was, and this is really the
- 4:12Speaker 2: final straw that got her fired, with the spending two
- 4:14Speaker 2: hundred and twenty million of taxpayer money two hundred and
- 4:19Speaker 2: twenty million on an ad campaign that supposedly was to
- 4:24Speaker 2: stop border crossing to it was supposedly to stop that,
- 4:28Speaker 2: and it was supposedly to tell illegals to self deport.
- 4:32Speaker 2: They've had some success with getting illegals to self deport
- 4:35Speaker 2: and then come back legally. So that was what she claimed.
- 4:38Speaker 2: The purpose was tred. No, here's the real problem, and
- 4:40Speaker 2: the President Trump knew this. White House knew this. She's
- 4:44Speaker 2: running for president in twenty twenty eight. Okay, that's okay.
- 4:48Speaker 2: I don't think she has any chance. But everybody's running
- 4:51Speaker 2: for president in twenty twenty eight. It's it's the three
- 4:54Speaker 2: quarters of the cabinet want to do that. So she
- 4:57Speaker 2: was using this campaign, this ad campaign, and the two
- 5:00Speaker 2: hundred and twenty million of our money to run for president. Now,
- 5:04Speaker 2: if you're really trying to run ads to get these
- 5:08Speaker 2: illegals to self deport, you wouldn't be running them on Hannity.
- 5:12Speaker 2: I don't think a lot of illegal aliens are watching Hannity.
- 5:15Speaker 2: It's a great show, and it's the biggest show in
- 5:17Speaker 2: cable news, been number one for decades. But that's not
- 5:20Speaker 2: where you'd run the ads. On Univision. You'd find ways
- 5:24Speaker 2: to target to get it seen by illegals. Many of
- 5:28Speaker 2: them aren't even speaking English. So you could tell from me,
- 5:31Speaker 2: why would you run the ads on the number one
- 5:33Speaker 2: show Hannity, Because you're running for president and the ads
- 5:37Speaker 2: all feature her all made up and glamorous, riding a horse,
- 5:41Speaker 2: beautiful scenery in the background. If you're trying to get
- 5:43Speaker 2: people to leave, why would you put all this beautiful
- 5:45Speaker 2: scenery in the background. So clearly there were campaign ads
- 5:49Speaker 2: for her two hundred and twenty million of taxpayer money.
- 5:53Speaker 2: Another thing about President Trump being a businessman and billionaire.
- 5:57Speaker 2: Businessmen are great at watching every penny. They're really good
- 6:01Speaker 2: at it. They know what things should cost, and even
- 6:04Speaker 2: out there in the campaign trail, the president would look
- 6:06Speaker 2: over every number and say to people, why are we
- 6:08Speaker 2: paying this much for this? Can't we pay less for that?
- 6:10Speaker 2: And it's not being cheap, it's just being a good businessman.
- 6:15Speaker 2: So when he found out about this two hundred and
- 6:17Speaker 2: twenty million that she spent, he actually said to somebody.
- 6:21Speaker 2: This was in private, but he said, who in twenty million?
- 6:23Speaker 2: I didn't spend that much on a presidential campaign. So
- 6:26Speaker 2: he was really mad about that. And the thing that
- 6:29Speaker 2: did her in the final straw in the hearing when
- 6:32Speaker 2: she was asked, did you get this approved? And he said, well, yeah, yes,
- 6:35Speaker 2: the President wanted me to get the messaging out there. Yeah,
- 6:38Speaker 2: but do you approve this particular campaign. She said, yes,
- 6:43Speaker 2: well that's a lie, and that really did it for him,
- 6:46Speaker 2: and she was fired.
- 6:47Speaker 7: Here.
- 6:48Speaker 2: This was Senator Kennedy in the hearing school.
- 6:50Speaker 8: It troubles me quarter a fifth to a quarter of
- 6:55Speaker 8: a billion dollars taxpayer money when we're scratching for every
- 7:00Speaker 8: penny and we're fighting over recision packages. I just can't
- 7:06Speaker 8: agree with Madam Sure Kerry, you're still running those, Senator.
- 7:11Speaker 3: I did not have anything to do with picking those contractors.
- 7:15Speaker 3: I know politicals at the Department of Homeland Security did
- 7:18Speaker 3: it under their officials, followed the competitive bid process for everything.
- 7:23Speaker 3: I think the ads are due to end here in March.
- 7:26Speaker 3: I think within a week.
- 7:27Speaker 9: I'm not sure.
- 7:29Speaker 3: The one that is running is focusing on angel families.
- 7:32Speaker 2: Have you seen that? Yeah, nobody was buying any of that,
- 7:35Speaker 2: so she's going. You know, the president very careful not
- 7:38Speaker 2: to fire anybody. He's not a guy that likes to
- 7:39Speaker 2: fire people. I know, I'm the apprentice, you're fired, you're fired,
- 7:43Speaker 2: you've been in real life. He doesn't do that. If
- 7:45Speaker 2: you went over to the Trump organization, just about everybody
- 7:49Speaker 2: there's been there twenty thirty years. So he's not big
- 7:52Speaker 2: on firing people, but there comes a time where you
- 7:55Speaker 2: got to fire somebody, and he did it with her.
- 7:57Speaker 2: Now a lot of people are saying who's next, because
- 8:00Speaker 2: once you get that first one out of the way,
- 8:03Speaker 2: the next couple come easier. Well, the betting odds are
- 8:06Speaker 2: if anybody's next, and not right away, but at some
- 8:09Speaker 2: point if anybody's next, cash Ptel third place would be
- 8:14Speaker 2: Pam Bondy, but that's probably probably down the road. So
- 8:19Speaker 2: she's gone. Mark Wayne Mullen will take over. And now
- 8:23Speaker 2: the reason they've had chosen him. There are a lot
- 8:25Speaker 2: of reasons, but one is the obviously the Senate will
- 8:29Speaker 2: not confirm anybody for Trump. They're going to give them
- 8:31Speaker 2: a hard time about everything. They're going to use the
- 8:34Speaker 2: hearings to grandstand, attack Trump and all of that. So
- 8:37Speaker 2: they knew they had to pick a senator because he's
- 8:40Speaker 2: one of the club there. They won't be as rough
- 8:42Speaker 2: on one of their own. And one reason for Mark
- 8:46Speaker 2: Wayne Mullen, he's a very very very friendly, good charming guy.
- 8:50Speaker 2: At work. He makes friends with everybody, Democrats, Republicans. He
- 8:55Speaker 2: goes to lunch with the Democrats, works out in the
- 8:57Speaker 2: gym with them. He's very very close to everybody, so
- 9:00Speaker 2: he's got a good shot at getting through the hearings.
- 9:03Speaker 2: That's why he was always the one in mind. He
- 9:05Speaker 2: got the call right after the Christin Home firing. I
- 9:09Speaker 2: wasn't I've got to be honest with there.
- 9:10Speaker 10: I wasn't expecting the call today, but super excited and
- 9:14Speaker 10: I'm more excited about just ready to get started. There's
- 9:16Speaker 10: a lot of work we can do to get the
- 9:17Speaker 10: partner Homeland Security working, you know, working for the American people.
- 9:22Speaker 2: Yeah. Mark Wayne Mullen who was before being the Senate,
- 9:25Speaker 2: he was in the House, so he knows everybody in Congress.
- 9:29Speaker 2: They'll probably have an easy time sailing through. Mark Wayne
- 9:33Speaker 2: Mullen was you't forget it was an MMA fighter, undefeated
- 9:37Speaker 2: MMA fighter and from Oklahoma. So he'll do a great job.
- 9:42Speaker 2: They'll straighten that all out. Hey, let's just get to
- 9:45Speaker 2: the war for a second. It's day seven update. We
- 9:49Speaker 2: have now eliminated ninety percent. It was eighty three percent
- 9:53Speaker 2: last night, so now ninety percent. We've taken out ninety
- 9:56Speaker 2: percent of Iran's offensive capability. They've only got ten percent
- 10:02Speaker 2: of the offense left. Missiles, drones, very very few left.
- 10:08Speaker 2: It's going very well. We're only this is only in
- 10:11Speaker 2: day seven. To get ninety percent of their capability gone
- 10:14Speaker 2: in seven days is miraculous. Hey, let me just clear
- 10:18Speaker 2: up one thing. You're gonna hear this all the time
- 10:20Speaker 2: from the Democrats. This is an illegal war. Even Mamdani,
- 10:24Speaker 2: even crazy kooky Mamdani, the war is illegal, it's unconstitutional.
- 10:28Speaker 2: There's absolutely no truth to that. The president is in
- 10:32Speaker 2: total compliance with the War Powers Resolution, absolute total compliance.
- 10:38Speaker 2: There is nothing illegal about this, there's nothing unconstitutional about this.
- 10:42Speaker 2: They can yell and scream. Hey, by the way, the
- 10:44Speaker 2: fake news, you know, whenever that president, whenever they play
- 10:47Speaker 2: a clip of the president, they start fact checking them
- 10:49Speaker 2: like crazy. But how often are the fake news do
- 10:52Speaker 2: you see some Democrat yell it's illegal war, unconstitutional war,
- 10:57Speaker 2: and they don't fact check. They never come on and say, actually,
- 11:01Speaker 2: there's no violation of the War Powers Resolution because here
- 11:04Speaker 2: it is right here. It was done in nineteen seventy three.
- 11:08Speaker 2: By the way, we don't declare war when we go
- 11:10Speaker 2: to war with Congress, we don't deal. The last time
- 11:12Speaker 2: that was done was World War II. There've been about
- 11:16Speaker 2: seventy five wars since then. Nobody's ever declared war. But
- 11:19Speaker 2: just because after Vietnam they wanted to do this. They
- 11:22Speaker 2: passed the War Powers Resolution Act of limiting the president's power.
- 11:27Speaker 2: Here it is, the President is in total compliance with it.
- 11:31Speaker 2: Under the War Powers Resolution, the president can deploy forces.
- 11:36Speaker 2: He has authorization to do it in the first sixty days.
- 11:40Speaker 2: He's got sixty days that he can do this. We're
- 11:43Speaker 2: only in day seven. He's got fifty three more days
- 11:47Speaker 2: to go. Now, what happens when you get to day
- 11:49Speaker 2: sixty under the resolution, he has thirty days to withdraw,
- 11:55Speaker 2: so it's really ninety days. So he actually has eighty
- 11:59Speaker 2: three more days to go before he has to go
- 12:01Speaker 2: to Congress. Now he should notify Congress, which he did.
- 12:05Speaker 2: He obviously did notify them. He is briefed Congress on
- 12:09Speaker 2: all of this. So he's absolutely in compliance War Powers Act.
- 12:14Speaker 2: No problem at all. President's schedule goes to Miami later tonight.
- 12:19Speaker 2: But there's a big meeting today in the White House
- 12:22Speaker 2: about college sports. A lot of the big sports Nick Saban,
- 12:26Speaker 2: Tiger Woods, I think Randy Levine is going to that big,
- 12:30Speaker 2: big White House meeting. They're going to discuss fixing college sports.
- 12:34Speaker 2: It's an absolute mess. Money got in there and just
- 12:37Speaker 2: screwed up everything he got players. You got college players
- 12:42Speaker 2: making more than NFL players now and they're changing schools
- 12:45Speaker 2: to get better deals, better money. So something's got to
- 12:49Speaker 2: be done to clean it up. Now, this will be
- 12:50Speaker 2: open to the press. It's going to be a round table.
- 12:53Speaker 2: They're allowing the press in to watch this. It'll probably
- 12:57Speaker 2: be televised later day. It'll be pretty interesting if you
- 13:00Speaker 2: if you want to see what's going on the big
- 13:02Speaker 2: mess of college sports. Hey, Kamala Harris getting a lot
- 13:06Speaker 2: of flag from Democrats. You know, Jasmine Crockett lost her
- 13:09Speaker 2: primary race and it was Kamala that went down and
- 13:12Speaker 2: endorsed her. It was Kamala couldn't couldn't have done more,
- 13:16Speaker 2: endorsing her everything she could do, and it didn't help
- 13:18Speaker 2: one bit. So besides the facts, she's a babbling yo yo,
- 13:22Speaker 2: they're now starting to realize she's got no coattails. She
- 13:25Speaker 2: can't move the needle for anybody. So that destroys her
- 13:31Speaker 2: chances of being the nominee even more, not that she
- 13:34Speaker 2: had much chance to begin with. Let's see. Oh, the
- 13:38Speaker 2: Jesse Jackson funeral today, Yeah, that's gonna be interesting. The
- 13:42Speaker 2: funeral today, it'll be a big thing. Three presidents will
- 13:44Speaker 2: be there, all the living presidents. President Trump will be there,
- 13:48Speaker 2: but Bush, Clinton, Obama will all be there. I think
- 13:52Speaker 2: Kamala Harris will be there. Probably get a couple other
- 13:56Speaker 2: vice presidents. Joe Biden, I don't think he knows about it.
- 14:00Speaker 2: Else you've got Al Gore. No, no, well he'll probably
- 14:03Speaker 2: show up too. A we'll take some calls. In a minute.
- 14:05Speaker 2: Eight hundred three to two one zero seven ten is
- 14:09Speaker 2: the number we'll get to the jobs numbers coming up.
- 14:11Speaker 2: But we'll take some calls next eight hundred three two
- 14:14Speaker 2: one zero seven ten. Oop. Wait a minute, wait a minute,
- 14:18Speaker 2: Uh oh here it is here. It isn't the wrong.
- 14:23Speaker 2: I know what I want to tell you about. We're
- 14:24Speaker 2: having our big networking event. You might want to come
- 14:27Speaker 2: to this. It's gonna be pretty good. A lot of CEOs,
- 14:29Speaker 2: business leaders, good chance to network, meet a lot of people.
- 14:33Speaker 2: It's going to be March nineteenth. It'll be six to
- 14:36Speaker 2: eight pm March nineteenth. There's this beautiful new office building
- 14:40Speaker 2: two Park Avenue. It's at thirty fourth in Park and
- 14:44Speaker 2: they've got this venue on the rooftop that has amazing
- 14:47Speaker 2: views of New York it's got beautiful outdoor terrace. But
- 14:50Speaker 2: if you're looking for a corporate event place, great venue
- 14:53Speaker 2: to Park Avenue. But that's where we're going to do it.
- 14:56Speaker 2: And I'll be there, Larry MINTI will be there, Kirk
- 14:58Speaker 2: Curtis Leiwa who who starts this Monday here at wo R.
- 15:02Speaker 2: He'll be co hosting the morning show. He'll be there.
- 15:05Speaker 2: So it's a good chance to meet everybody, meet a
- 15:07Speaker 2: lot of business leaders, executive CEOs, network and meet people.
- 15:11Speaker 2: So if you want to come, it's March nineteenth, six
- 15:13Speaker 2: to eight pm, but limited space. You got an RSVP
- 15:18Speaker 2: and to do that you go to seven ten wor
- 15:22Speaker 2: dot com slash live and you can reserve a spot.
- 15:26Speaker 2: Seven ten WR dot com slash live set.
- 15:31Speaker 11: Up said on the iHeartRadio app to WOR to hear
- 15:34Speaker 11: Mark live.
- 15:35Speaker 3: Set another for Mark's podcast to hear him anytime.
- 15:40Speaker 2: Now back to Mark.
- 15:41Speaker 7: Zimone on WOR.
- 15:45Speaker 2: Let's take some calls. Let's go to Mike and PoCA
- 15:48Speaker 2: raton Mike, how you doing?
- 15:50Speaker 12: Hey, Hey, Mark, thank you for taking my call. You know,
- 15:54Speaker 12: everybody's in and up with this woman Christine. But let's
- 15:58Speaker 12: compare her what she did to what may for four years.
- 16:03Speaker 2: Yeah, she was very good on the border. She got
- 16:05Speaker 2: the border clothes. You did a good job.
- 16:08Speaker 12: But the petty stuff, you know, well, it's not that petty.
- 16:12Speaker 2: It's not that petty. If you're abusing a tax pay
- 16:14Speaker 2: of money and you got you gotta go, you gotta
- 16:17Speaker 2: you gotta stop. Ye, it's not us. It's not good.
- 16:21Speaker 2: You can't you can't abuse the budget. Thanks for calling.
- 16:25Speaker 2: You can't abuse the budget. You can't sleep with the employees. Uh,
- 16:29Speaker 2: that kind of thing you could be. Uh. You got
- 16:31Speaker 2: two great executives at one company, big corporation. Two great executives,
- 16:35Speaker 2: one sleeping with an employee. Uh, and uh, screwing around
- 16:38Speaker 2: with the expense account. That's the one that will get fired.
- 16:41Speaker 2: Let's go to uh Rich in Connecticut. Rich, how you doing?
- 16:45Speaker 7: Hey, good morning, Mark. I'm here in the communist state
- 16:48Speaker 7: of Connecticut.
- 16:49Speaker 2: That's not that bad. Where are you in Connecticut?
- 16:52Speaker 7: Connecticut? Right in Connecticut, I'm in a little rotten town
- 16:57Speaker 7: of no Walk Walk while you're calling it right, it's rotten.
- 17:01Speaker 2: You're talking about you got a beautiful Stu Leonard's there.
- 17:04Speaker 2: You got a Wegmans, a new Wegmans.
- 17:07Speaker 7: Yeah, when you're coming down.
- 17:08Speaker 2: I may be there later. I'll be in Connecticut.
- 17:10Speaker 7: Your check book and your money.
- 17:12Speaker 2: I'll be in Connecticut later today probably. Now you got
- 17:15Speaker 2: so no, you gotta just come on over and visit.
- 17:18Speaker 2: Got better. It's pretty good.
- 17:22Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, when they don't get invaded.
- 17:26Speaker 2: You got a nice PC Richard there, you got a costco.
- 17:29Speaker 2: You got everything in Connecticut, in Norwalk.
- 17:32Speaker 7: Yeah, if you can afford it. Right now, they're gonna
- 17:35Speaker 7: put a tax on toothpicks over here in Connecticut.
- 17:37Speaker 2: Well, you don't need a toothpick. But it's not that
- 17:40Speaker 2: one thing.
- 17:41Speaker 7: The only reason I really called. Okay, I'm really disheartened,
- 17:44Speaker 7: and I hope I'm not going over the book, but
- 17:46Speaker 7: I don't really care. They're hiring this slea water come
- 17:49Speaker 7: on during the week with what's his name? Very nice guy,
- 17:53Speaker 7: and I think this it's a bad.
- 17:55Speaker 2: Up on everything. What's his name? We love Curtis. Curtis,
- 17:59Speaker 2: you know, had the number one morning show in New
- 18:01Speaker 2: York for many, many, many many years.
- 18:03Speaker 7: Yeah, but let me tell you something.
- 18:05Speaker 2: You already got the Norwalk Chamber of Commerce on the phone.
- 18:10Speaker 2: You hate everything and everybody. Yes, it's not that type
- 18:13Speaker 2: of show. We're not. We're not filled with hatred for
- 18:16Speaker 2: everything and everybody here. Let's go to Dave in log Swamp. Dave,
- 18:20Speaker 2: how you doing?
- 18:22Speaker 13: Yy City boy?
- 18:24Speaker 14: I gotta tell you about this kidnapping that happened about
- 18:28Speaker 14: thirty years ago, the excellon executive.
- 18:33Speaker 2: Uh yeah, okay, there's a breaking news thirty years ago.
- 18:35Speaker 2: What was it?
- 18:37Speaker 5: Well?
- 18:37Speaker 14: I mentioned it because of the kidnapp and we're not
- 18:40Speaker 14: talking about now because of the war. But the man,
- 18:43Speaker 14: the man's body was disposed of here about five miles
- 18:47Speaker 14: from here in the pines.
- 18:49Speaker 2: And did you have anything to do with it?
- 18:52Speaker 13: Yeah?
- 18:53Speaker 15: Right, that was up in North Jersey.
- 18:54Speaker 2: Oh okay, oh North Jersey. That's kind of a big
- 18:58Speaker 2: change for you.
- 19:00Speaker 15: Sydney, Sydney Risso yeah, that was the man's name.
- 19:06Speaker 2: Maybe all right? Well, great, well, thank you for timing
- 19:08Speaker 2: that up. We were all wondering what the hell's going
- 19:10Speaker 2: on with the phone today? Every call is, we're every
- 19:12Speaker 2: call is, let's get one somebody normal here, Tommy Mendum
- 19:15Speaker 2: New Jersey, Tommy, how you doing?
- 19:18Speaker 6: Hey?
- 19:19Speaker 16: Mark?
- 19:19Speaker 2: How are you good? Just like a normal guy? Finally,
- 19:22Speaker 2: go ahead, thanks trying.
- 19:25Speaker 17: To publicize some I. R. S. Malfeasons. Long story, short
- 19:29Speaker 17: after my divorce, I fell behind and taxed the incidents
- 19:32Speaker 17: of a payment plan with the I R S. I
- 19:35Speaker 17: checked my balance about four and a half years later,
- 19:37Speaker 17: and not one dollar was applied to reduce my principle.
- 19:42Speaker 2: Well, how much interest? You know, that's one thing that
- 19:45Speaker 2: I risked. They put a ton of interest on it.
- 19:49Speaker 17: But even still it should go every payment a portion
- 19:52Speaker 17: should go to interest.
- 19:53Speaker 2: Abortion go, No, I don't know. You got to pay
- 19:55Speaker 2: off that interest first. I think how far how how
- 19:59Speaker 2: far behind it it?
- 20:02Speaker 17: It was in the you know, five figures. But even
- 20:05Speaker 17: with that and the interest amount I should have had,
- 20:07Speaker 17: I should have paid the interest of you know, about
- 20:11Speaker 17: a year and a half or two years in So.
- 20:13Speaker 2: When you had this problem, you get yourself a good
- 20:15Speaker 2: accountant or a lawyer or something to negotiate with the
- 20:17Speaker 2: I R S.
- 20:19Speaker 17: Well, yeah, I reached out to one of the tax
- 20:21Speaker 17: companies that advised and yeah, they actually worked with me,
- 20:25Speaker 17: and I've in the process of solving this. But to me,
- 20:27Speaker 17: I mean, any loan you pay down principle and it
- 20:32Speaker 17: should have clearly broken.
- 20:34Speaker 2: The interest of it depends how depends how you negotiated.
- 20:37Speaker 2: You got to get one of those who's that sponsor
- 20:38Speaker 2: we had for years. That helps you with the I
- 20:40Speaker 2: R S. They going and negotiate for you a need
- 20:43Speaker 2: one of those kind of companies.
- 20:44Speaker 17: Yeah, I did, and they said they called this to
- 20:48Speaker 17: pay forever plan. The I R S keeps you on.
- 20:51Speaker 17: They do it on purpose, so I just think they're
- 20:55Speaker 17: playing games. And again the interest would have been paid
- 20:59Speaker 17: off about a year and after.
- 21:00Speaker 2: Two years, well, good luck with it. We hope you
- 21:03Speaker 2: straightened out. But I would get a better lawyer or something,
- 21:05Speaker 2: one of my doctor Meltzer. I can't tell you what
- 21:07Speaker 2: to do with the irs. Anyway. We normally we get
- 21:13Speaker 2: the best callers, the most interesting, upscale, fine, fun, happy callers.
- 21:19Speaker 2: I don't know today everybody's got a problem. Everybody's miserable,
- 21:22Speaker 2: everybody's hey. When we come back, we'll take a look
- 21:25Speaker 2: at the jobs numbers. We're supposed to be good. Everybody
- 21:29Speaker 2: thought it'd be a great jobs reported with you to
- 21:30Speaker 2: add fifty thousand jobs. I think it was down ninety thousand.
- 21:33Speaker 2: It didn't look good at all. And to make matters
- 21:35Speaker 2: even worse, the good numbers from previous month, they just
- 21:40Speaker 2: revised those down. So what the hell is going on?
- 21:43Speaker 2: We'll talk to the best guy you could talk to
- 21:45Speaker 2: on this subject, John Carney, Breitbart Business Digest. This is
- 21:50Speaker 2: the best business writer right now, and nobody better at
- 21:54Speaker 2: analyzing this stuff. We'll find out what the real problem
- 21:56Speaker 2: is and what's gonna happen with oil prices and what
- 21:58Speaker 2: will happen to the stock market. We'll get to that
- 22:00Speaker 2: next on seven to ten wor Mister.
- 22:04Speaker 7: New York mar Simone on WOR.
- 22:08Speaker 2: Well, bring you the smartest people around now, Breitbart Business Digest.
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- 22:44Speaker 11: Thanks for having me, Mark, and yeah, thanks for reading Business.
- 22:49Speaker 2: Digect Well, thanks for doing. It's great stuff. Now, the
- 22:53Speaker 2: jobs numbers today was supposed to be up fifty thousand.
- 22:56Speaker 2: It's way down, and they even revised down previ report.
- 23:00Speaker 2: What happened.
- 23:02Speaker 11: Yeah, it is a very bad jobs report. There's probably
- 23:07Speaker 11: a few non economic factors going on. Remember how harsh
- 23:13Speaker 11: February was weatherwise, yea, And we had days where, like
- 23:18Speaker 11: you know, we had blizzards in New York.
- 23:20Speaker 18: There was days where it was zero degrees.
- 23:24Speaker 11: Less than zero degrees. You're not hiring and you're not
- 23:27Speaker 11: looking for a job in that kind of weather. So
- 23:30Speaker 11: that was probably contributed to part of it. But look,
- 23:34Speaker 11: the forecasts were supposedly taking that into account. It's not
- 23:39Speaker 11: like the people who said we were going to get
- 23:41Speaker 11: fifty thousand jobs didn't know it was cold in February.
- 23:45Speaker 18: So this is a lot worse.
- 23:46Speaker 11: There was also has our health had a big strike
- 23:51Speaker 11: the Department of Labor, so that took out a lot
- 23:54Speaker 11: of the healthcare jobs. But this is a weak number
- 24:00Speaker 11: of it is probably AI driven. We saw business and
- 24:04Speaker 11: professional services and information those are two areas very exposed
- 24:09Speaker 11: to you know, people losing their jobs to AI. Those
- 24:12Speaker 11: both contracted. I think if you take a three month average,
- 24:18Speaker 11: so we added a lot of jobs in January, but
- 24:21Speaker 11: December got revised down to a from a gain of
- 24:25Speaker 11: forty eight thousand to a loss. So we are that
- 24:30Speaker 11: took out a lot of jobs. We are averaging only
- 24:33Speaker 11: about six thousand jobs a month over the last three months,
- 24:37Speaker 11: and if you take the six month average, we've lost
- 24:41Speaker 11: one thousand jobs a month. That's a pretty weak labor market.
- 24:45Speaker 11: The Federal Reserve should look at that and say, you know,
- 24:49Speaker 11: there's some cause for concern here. We should be prepared
- 24:53Speaker 11: to cut rates if we need to. However, they're also
- 24:57Speaker 11: going to see stuff like oil prices right and very
- 25:00Speaker 11: rapidly and get nervous that that could lead to uh,
- 25:05Speaker 11: lead people to expect more inflation and therefore push inflation up.
- 25:09Speaker 2: Yeah, but overall the economy is healthy. So yes, you
- 25:14Speaker 2: must be very surprised.
- 25:15Speaker 11: Absolutely, the economy is growing very quickly.
- 25:20Speaker 15: We are.
- 25:21Speaker 11: Productivity has been you know, a huge winner, and that
- 25:25Speaker 11: actually may be part of the story here. We're the
- 25:30Speaker 11: output per our work of us workers has been rising
- 25:35Speaker 11: at a very rapid level. One of the things that
- 25:38Speaker 11: means is that businesses actually don't need to hire many
- 25:40Speaker 11: people because when you can get you know, three or
- 25:44Speaker 11: four percent more out of your worker than you were,
- 25:49Speaker 11: you know a year ago, then you you're hiring, needs
- 25:54Speaker 11: just don't go up as much. It's actually probably both
- 25:57Speaker 11: because unemployment is very low and we and we a
- 26:00Speaker 11: lot of people are retiring and we're deporting a lot
- 26:03Speaker 11: of the low wage workers who were here illegally. Businesses
- 26:08Speaker 11: are actually trying to figure out how to do more
- 26:11Speaker 11: with fewer people. And so although you know, yes, I'm
- 26:17Speaker 11: not going to try to say that ninety two thousand
- 26:19Speaker 11: jobs is not a bad number, but I will say
- 26:22Speaker 11: it's not as bad as it looks, in part because
- 26:26Speaker 11: businesses are finding ways to grow without trying to hire people,
- 26:32Speaker 11: and unemployment is very low. Four point four percent is
- 26:35Speaker 11: a very low number. So even though we're not hiring people,
- 26:39Speaker 11: there's not a lot of people without jobs right now.
- 26:42Speaker 2: Hey, why are they revising earlier reports. I thought we
- 26:45Speaker 2: fixed that problem.
- 26:48Speaker 11: We'll never fix that problem, and it's going to stay
- 26:52Speaker 11: a problem. One of the things that's happened in recent
- 26:55Speaker 11: years is actually the initial respet sponsorreate.
- 27:01Speaker 18: So you know, they do these things.
- 27:02Speaker 11: It's actually very strange, you know that we still do
- 27:06Speaker 11: it this way, but it's basically they send out surveys
- 27:10Speaker 11: to businesses and say how many people work for you?
- 27:13Speaker 11: And the response rate from those surveys has gone way down,
- 27:18Speaker 11: at least the initial response rate. So businesses are taking
- 27:21Speaker 11: longer to report to the government they're payrolls. That means
- 27:27Speaker 11: that they get in later data, which means they have
- 27:30Speaker 11: to revise the prior numbers, and you get these wild
- 27:34Speaker 11: revisions and springs. The good news is the January number,
- 27:38Speaker 11: which was really good, actually wasn't revised very much. It
- 27:41Speaker 11: came in at one hundred and thirty thousand. That was,
- 27:44Speaker 11: you know, the mind blowing January hiring spree. We saw
- 27:49Speaker 11: that got revised down to one hundred and twenty six thousand,
- 27:51Speaker 11: so still really really good numbers. The badges is maybe
- 27:56Speaker 11: that gets revised again. I'd also, you know, warned this one,
- 28:00Speaker 11: this ninety two thousand, that could get revised, and they
- 28:03Speaker 11: don't just get revised down, they get revised up. So
- 28:06Speaker 11: this number might not be as bad or maybe it's
- 28:09Speaker 11: much worse. I hate to like say you can't rely
- 28:13Speaker 11: on the numbers, but that's the way it is.
- 28:15Speaker 2: Why are we sending out surveys It's twenty twenty six.
- 28:18Speaker 2: Why can't you digitally see exactly who's working where?
- 28:22Speaker 11: You know you can, and there are people who are
- 28:25Speaker 11: trying to do that better. Look, I'll tell you like
- 28:29Speaker 11: a lot of the big banks they get a lot
- 28:32Speaker 11: of payroll data themselves because.
- 28:34Speaker 2: They have both.
- 28:35Speaker 11: You know, they're the banks for the businesses, so they
- 28:37Speaker 11: and they and they're the banks for the people. They
- 28:40Speaker 11: look at their own internal data. You have ADP, they
- 28:42Speaker 11: put out their own reports. They're a big payroll process
- 28:45Speaker 11: or the government could probably update it. From what I understand, Actually,
- 28:49Speaker 11: some of the services are actually still received by facts,
- 28:53Speaker 11: so literally, you know, like you have.
- 28:55Speaker 18: A fact come in and people are reading it.
- 28:58Speaker 11: That sounds ridiculous.
- 29:00Speaker 13: It is.
- 29:00Speaker 11: I guess it's better than people having to mail them in,
- 29:03Speaker 11: but it is still it's not being done very efficiently.
- 29:07Speaker 9: Right.
- 29:07Speaker 2: Wow, Hey John Carney Bright Bark business diges. If you
- 29:11Speaker 2: watch the fake news, all you hear about is oil prices,
- 29:14Speaker 2: gas prices. It's obviously it's a spike due to the war.
- 29:18Speaker 2: But correct, it's just a spike. They will come down.
- 29:21Speaker 2: Won't take these prices.
- 29:22Speaker 11: Yeah, they will come down. The real question and the
- 29:26Speaker 11: real question is how long they stay elevated. If oil
- 29:30Speaker 11: prices go up. Right now, they're going up a lot.
- 29:34Speaker 11: This morning, I saw Brent krude, which is like the
- 29:37Speaker 11: international standard, was up above ninety one dollars a barrel.
- 29:42Speaker 11: That's a lot. It's less than what we saw back
- 29:44Speaker 11: in twenty twenty two. I mean, we saw oil get
- 29:47Speaker 11: up to one hundred and fifty dollars a barrel under
- 29:49Speaker 11: Biden was and that's what led to gas prices going
- 29:52Speaker 11: sky high. We will see gas prices go up even
- 29:55Speaker 11: from a short term oil spike, but it really doesn't
- 29:58Speaker 11: start to weigh on the on me unless it stays
- 30:01Speaker 11: up there.
- 30:02Speaker 18: So as long as the Trump administration.
- 30:05Speaker 11: In US military can get that golf that straight of
- 30:10Speaker 11: her moves open so that Persian golf oil can come through,
- 30:13Speaker 11: which is about twenty percent of the world's oil supply.
- 30:16Speaker 11: As long as that reopens, we'll see this come down.
- 30:19Speaker 11: It's probably it's almost certainly not going to be a
- 30:22Speaker 11: permanent increase in the price of oil. It should come down,
- 30:26Speaker 11: but it's not clear right right now. Donald Trump says
- 30:31Speaker 11: he wants to keep going until he gets an unconditional
- 30:34Speaker 11: surrender from Iran. Iran still has missiles that they can
- 30:37Speaker 11: launch at tankers, but straight try to get through this
- 30:41Speaker 11: bottleneck between the Persian golf and the rest of the world.
- 30:45Speaker 11: So you know, it could last a while right now.
- 30:49Speaker 11: I think one of the reasons the prices are up
- 30:50Speaker 11: so much today is because people are worried that maybe
- 30:54Speaker 11: the conflict doesn't get resolved quickly.
- 30:56Speaker 2: Yeah, hey what about Wall Street? They I mean, you
- 30:59Speaker 2: fire one shot in they panic? What is this panic?
- 31:01Speaker 15: It was?
- 31:03Speaker 11: Yeah, look we've seen this, I think for a year.
- 31:08Speaker 11: Every time something bad happens, Wall Street panics, Right, So
- 31:13Speaker 11: if Trump announces tariffs that are higher than they expected,
- 31:15Speaker 11: you get this sell off. The people who really make
- 31:18Speaker 11: money on Wall Street these days are the people who
- 31:20Speaker 11: buy into the selloffs because they reverse. You know, if
- 31:23Speaker 11: you've timed it back to the to that Trump to
- 31:28Speaker 11: the Trump Liberation Day tariff announcement, stocks are up close
- 31:33Speaker 11: to thirty percent of that. So you know, the smart
- 31:37Speaker 11: guys made a lot of money by buying into the panics.
- 31:41Speaker 11: And we'll probably see that again. People, you know, the
- 31:43Speaker 11: Dow goes down, people smart money will come in and
- 31:47Speaker 11: buy that said like, look, the stocks aren't even down
- 31:52Speaker 11: that much. I would have thought with oil up at
- 31:56Speaker 11: you know, above ninety dollars, that we've seen even bigger
- 32:00Speaker 11: panic I think people are figuring out that this is
- 32:04Speaker 11: probably not going to be an economic catastrophe even with
- 32:07Speaker 11: these bad jobs numbers. Again, that could change though, if
- 32:12Speaker 11: it does seem like we're going to be in a long,
- 32:15Speaker 11: drun out war, or that Iran's offensive capabilities in the
- 32:20Speaker 11: Persian Gulf are stronger than people thought.
- 32:23Speaker 2: Wow. Well, John Carney, great stuff. I urge everybody to
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- 33:14Speaker 17: Mis Amon Show on seven ten WR.
- 33:19Speaker 2: Well, hey, we got another hour to go and a
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- 33:26Speaker 2: the news seven ten WR. It's more Mark Mark Simon
- 33:32Speaker 2: on seven ten WR. Hey is Friday and Tomorrow daylight
- 33:40Speaker 2: saving time after midnight, and I remember you lose an
- 33:43Speaker 2: hour asleep tomorrow night if you lose an hour, but
- 33:46Speaker 2: it's worth it because then starting Sunday it's light out
- 33:48Speaker 2: until six thirty six forty every night. Spring is only
- 33:53Speaker 2: two weeks away. Two weeks from now, next week's going
- 33:55Speaker 2: to be in the sixties, so that's kind of like spring.
- 33:58Speaker 2: And then against this one more week and then it
- 34:00Speaker 2: is spring. President Trump, when it comes to Iran, no deal,
- 34:06Speaker 2: no deal, the deal is total surrender. He talked about
- 34:09Speaker 2: it yesterday and once.
- 34:10Speaker 1: Again calling on all members of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard,
- 34:14Speaker 1: the military, and the police to lay down their arms.
- 34:17Speaker 6: They're only going to be killed.
- 34:19Speaker 2: Well, and we'll see what happens. Oil prices, their.
- 34:22Speaker 1: Action to reduce pressure on oil is eminent, and the
- 34:25Speaker 1: oil seems to have pretty much stabilized. We had it
- 34:27Speaker 1: very low, but I had to take this little detour.
- 34:30Speaker 1: If it's okay with everybody, Scott, it's okay with you.
- 34:33Speaker 1: Scott's someone has to put up with it. He said,
- 34:35Speaker 1: you have to do this now. I said, I have
- 34:37Speaker 1: to do it, Scott, right. But it's been very strong
- 34:40Speaker 1: and everybody, including Scott, everybody feels we had really no choice.
- 34:45Speaker 6: It was they were going to hit us if we
- 34:46Speaker 6: didn't hit them.
- 34:47Speaker 2: Yeah, not a spike in oil. It's a spike. It's
- 34:49Speaker 2: a spike. It's temporary, and there are steps that can take.
- 34:51Speaker 2: They can release oil out of the strategic reserve, things
- 34:55Speaker 2: like that to bring down the price.
- 34:56Speaker 6: But they're tough and they want to fight.
- 34:59Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 34:59Speaker 6: R But they're tough and they want to fight, and
- 35:04Speaker 6: they're calling. They're saying, how do we make a deal.
- 35:06Speaker 6: They said, you're being a little bit late, and we
- 35:09Speaker 6: want to fight now more than they do.
- 35:11Speaker 2: Yeah, they will, many of those Iranian leaders trying to
- 35:15Speaker 2: make a deal, not all of them. The President said
- 35:18Speaker 2: he wants to have some say and who the new
- 35:20Speaker 2: leader is, who we choose. They did have a list
- 35:22Speaker 2: of some people that they would have found acceptable. They
- 35:25Speaker 2: believe some of them were killed in all of this,
- 35:26Speaker 2: but they'll come up with a name.
- 35:28Speaker 1: We have the greatest military anywhere in the world. Their
- 35:32Speaker 1: navy is gone, twenty four ships in three days. That's
- 35:36Speaker 1: a lot of ships. They're anti aircraft weapons are gone.
- 35:43Speaker 2: Yeah, they have eliminated, entirely eliminated the Iranian navy, The
- 35:48Speaker 2: Iranian Air Force is gone. And as far as offensive capabilities,
- 35:53Speaker 2: the ability to launch Dron's missiles, it's down ninety percent.
- 35:57Speaker 2: Actually that was earlier this morning, it's probably ninety two percent,
- 36:00Speaker 2: and by now so they're pretty much unable to do anything.
- 36:04Speaker 2: At this point, the.
- 36:05Speaker 1: United States military, together with the wonderful Israeli partners, continues
- 36:11Speaker 1: to totally demolish the enemy, far ahead of schedule.
- 36:17Speaker 2: Well, all right, things are going well, it's day seven.
- 36:19Speaker 2: It's only day seven, So imagine a week from now.
- 36:23Speaker 2: This could be over in a week, two weeks, three weeks.
- 36:25Speaker 2: They originally said four weeks, but it could be over
- 36:28Speaker 2: very soon anyway. Hey, as I said, it's a spring
- 36:31Speaker 2: in two weeks. Look at this, I'm getting Easter ads already.
- 36:33Speaker 2: Here's one from a restaurant Easter dinner. Here's one Easter sale.
- 36:37Speaker 2: So it's practically Easter already. That's good. Hey, remember telling
- 36:41Speaker 2: you yesterday about these fringe characters. They used to be mainstream,
- 36:45Speaker 2: But Tucker Carlson, Megan Kelly, Candae Owens, they're just tossed
- 36:53Speaker 2: out of whatever they were doing, fired from their networks,
- 36:56Speaker 2: off the air. So they started doing the show from
- 36:59Speaker 2: home and their jamas, and then they start spending money
- 37:01Speaker 2: on it. They build a set in their house, they
- 37:03Speaker 2: get some fancy cameras, and they start trying to distribute it.
- 37:07Speaker 2: But they're just fringe characters. They're not really employed anywhere,
- 37:11Speaker 2: and the only way they get any attention is to
- 37:13Speaker 2: go nuts and say nutty things and attack President Trump
- 37:16Speaker 2: and do all of that. And Tucker's been one of
- 37:18Speaker 2: the worst. He's been sounding very very very offensive, anti Semitic,
- 37:23Speaker 2: totally anti Trump. Well, finally yesterday President Trump denounced him
- 37:27Speaker 2: and cut him off. Finally, yesterday, Trump officially cut Tucker
- 37:31Speaker 2: carl Some loose from his movement and said he big letters.
- 37:35Speaker 2: He's not Maga. Tucker has lost his way. Told this
- 37:38Speaker 2: to ABC News to Jonathan carl I knew it a
- 37:41Speaker 2: long time ago. He's not Maga. Maga is saving our country.
- 37:44Speaker 2: Maga is making our country grade. Tucker is none of
- 37:47Speaker 2: the things that we are. Tucker is really not smart
- 37:50Speaker 2: enough to understand that. Well, he's pretty smart, he's just
- 37:54Speaker 2: lost his way. And they again, they're going crazy. You know,
- 37:57Speaker 2: you're on a big network, you're getting millions and millions viewers.
- 38:01Speaker 2: You're fired, you're gone, it's over. Then you're at home
- 38:04Speaker 2: getting thousands of viewers. So how do you get back
- 38:07Speaker 2: to millions. Well, you try to get crazy. You say
- 38:09Speaker 2: something crazy, and all of a sudden, all the fake
- 38:11Speaker 2: news picks it up and your name is being quoted
- 38:13Speaker 2: and they're talking about what you said. So it's like
- 38:16Speaker 2: a drug. You get addicted. So you do it again
- 38:18Speaker 2: the next day, and the next day you keep saying
- 38:19Speaker 2: crazier things, trying to get attention. But President Trump making
- 38:25Speaker 2: it clear Tucker has nothing to do with him, or
- 38:28Speaker 2: MAGA or anything. Now. Tucker Carlson was asked to respond.
- 38:31Speaker 2: He said, quote, there are times they get annoyed with
- 38:34Speaker 2: Trump right now, definitely included. But I'll always love him
- 38:38Speaker 2: no matter what he says about me. All right, Well
- 38:40Speaker 2: that's pretty gracious, But just remember when it comes to
- 38:45Speaker 2: Tucker Carlson, Megan Kelly, Candaeo, and whoever else joins that
- 38:49Speaker 2: crazy lunatic fringe. Tune them out, just ignore them. It's
- 38:53Speaker 2: like the new Alex Jones, that the new QAnon or
- 38:56Speaker 2: whatever they are. Just ignore them. They're just internet fringe characters. Now, hey,
- 39:02Speaker 2: after Iran, what could be next? Cuba President's already talking
- 39:09Speaker 2: about it. Cuba is going to fall too. Now that
- 39:11Speaker 2: doesn't mean we're going to war with Cuba, but as
- 39:14Speaker 2: the president points out, we cut off their oil, we
- 39:16Speaker 2: cut off their money, cut off everything coming in from Venezuela,
- 39:19Speaker 2: which for them was the sole source for a lot
- 39:21Speaker 2: of things. And Cuba wants to make a deal, and
- 39:25Speaker 2: they're working on this behind the scenes. They're already back
- 39:28Speaker 2: channel negotiating on this. There'll be no more money, oil,
- 39:32Speaker 2: or anything going to Cuba. Zero, he wrote on truth Social.
- 39:36Speaker 2: I strongly suggest they make a deal before it's too late. Now,
- 39:42Speaker 2: when a guy says you better make a deal or else, well,
- 39:45Speaker 2: you know, yeah, I don't know. But after watching what
- 39:49Speaker 2: happened in Iran, that's a little different. He says you
- 39:51Speaker 2: better make a deal or else, And just saw what
- 39:54Speaker 2: happened in Iran, so expect something to happen in Cuba.
- 39:58Speaker 2: He so within a couple of months, we'll have a
- 40:01Speaker 2: liberated Iran. You'll have hopefully a decent leader in there,
- 40:06Speaker 2: and Iran is no longer the big threat to Israel,
- 40:10Speaker 2: to US, to the Middle East. It'll be an amazing break.
- 40:15Speaker 2: Then imagine if he liberates Cuba and it's not communist anymore.
- 40:19Speaker 2: Now here's one of the left wing. The Democrats are
- 40:23Speaker 2: so upset about Iran because you look at the past
- 40:27Speaker 2: and you say, well, for twenty thirty forty years, all
- 40:30Speaker 2: everybody on the left, all the Democrats, have said we
- 40:33Speaker 2: got to get rid of the Ayatola. They've all said
- 40:35Speaker 2: we got to liberate Iran. Why they're so upset because
- 40:39Speaker 2: they realize if this is pulled off, and it looks
- 40:42Speaker 2: like it could be. If this is pulled off, President
- 40:44Speaker 2: Trump looks like the greatest foreign policy president in our lifetime. Also,
- 40:50Speaker 2: this is the other reason they're very upset. It's the
- 40:53Speaker 2: greatest thing to ever happened for Israel. It eliminates Israel's
- 40:56Speaker 2: biggest threat. Remember, it's Iran that was behind Doctor over seventh.
- 41:00Speaker 2: It was a Ran that funds Hamas and Hezbollah and
- 41:04Speaker 2: hoodies and all that stuff. So you get rid of Iran.
- 41:08Speaker 2: Israel is suddenly a thousand times safer. It's the best
- 41:12Speaker 2: thing that ever happened to Israel. And the left does
- 41:14Speaker 2: not like that. So imagine he'll he'll have Iran cleaned
- 41:20Speaker 2: up and within weeks, long before the mid terms. And
- 41:26Speaker 2: a lot of things are based on the midterm elections.
- 41:28Speaker 2: It's in the fall. You know, you still got months
- 41:30Speaker 2: and months and months, but that's a lifetime in politics.
- 41:32Speaker 2: That's one reason the Christynome firing and the appointment of
- 41:36Speaker 2: Mark Wayne Mullen. They don't want those hearings taking place
- 41:39Speaker 2: anywhere near the midterms because the hearings will get ugly,
- 41:43Speaker 2: they'll be all kinds of attacks on the present. So
- 41:46Speaker 2: they want that out of the way, done, finished before
- 41:49Speaker 2: the midterms, and then like Iran, all finished and cleaned
- 41:51Speaker 2: up within a month or two. And then hasn't The
- 41:55Speaker 2: only effect that has in the midterm is he looks
- 41:57Speaker 2: like a foreign policy genius for it off. Hey, you know,
- 42:01Speaker 2: the oscars are March fifteenth. What's that? A week from Sunday.
- 42:06Speaker 2: It's a week from Sunday, week from Sunday. The Oscars.
- 42:09Speaker 2: You know, it's not such a big deal anymore. The
- 42:10Speaker 2: Oscars used to be a really big deal. Sixty million,
- 42:14Speaker 2: eighty million, hundreds of millions, a billion people all over
- 42:18Speaker 2: the world watching the Oscars. It's not such a big
- 42:20Speaker 2: deal anymore. They're lucky if they get to twenty million viewers.
- 42:23Speaker 2: So they're trying to think of something to get some
- 42:27Speaker 2: big publicity. And I'm looking at the stuff leak and
- 42:30Speaker 2: out of there. The Academy wants Barbara Streisand to perform
- 42:34Speaker 2: on the show. I know it's just probably the Academy.
- 42:40Speaker 2: They're all these old, crusty, old Hollywood people, you know.
- 42:43Speaker 2: I hate to break it to you. God bless her.
- 42:44Speaker 2: She's an incredible, unbelievable singer. But I hate to break
- 42:48Speaker 2: a deal like seventy five percent of the world doesn't
- 42:50Speaker 2: know who the hell she is anymore. Barbara Streisan, what
- 42:53Speaker 2: is she? Eighty five? I hate to break it to you,
- 42:57Speaker 2: but I don't want get all upset. But you know,
- 43:01Speaker 2: go down the hall here to Zee one hundred or
- 43:05Speaker 2: great the greatest DJs and contemporary music are down there,
- 43:08Speaker 2: but they're in their twenties. And if you walk down
- 43:10Speaker 2: there with Barbara Streisan, they think it's your mother. They
- 43:12Speaker 2: don't know who it is. You're brought down, have no
- 43:14Speaker 2: idea who it is. But on the other hand, who's
- 43:20Speaker 2: big down there, like say the Weekend or Bruno Mars
- 43:24Speaker 2: comes over to see you. You might not know who
- 43:26Speaker 2: he is. You might say Bruno Mars, I heard the name.
- 43:31Speaker 2: I don't, So I don't think Streisan is going to
- 43:34Speaker 2: help them. And now they want her. The idea is, now,
- 43:38Speaker 2: you know, the publicist for the Oscars is also her publicist,
- 43:41Speaker 2: so that helps make the deal. Robert Redford, of course
- 43:45Speaker 2: passed away. He's going to be one of the big
- 43:47Speaker 2: names Immemoriam and the tribute. So they'd like her to
- 43:50Speaker 2: sing her immortal hit The Way We Were. They think
- 43:54Speaker 2: this will be a powerful moment in memory of Robert Redford.
- 43:57Speaker 2: She comes out live and sings the Way We Were.
- 44:00Speaker 2: But again, sixty five percent of the audience isn't going
- 44:05Speaker 2: to know what the hell this song is. They barely
- 44:08Speaker 2: know who Robert Redford. I mean, I've just been realistic here,
- 44:11Speaker 2: so I don't know if they'll pull this off, but
- 44:14Speaker 2: look for that possibly to happen. Hey, you know, all
- 44:18Speaker 2: we heard about is the Clintons and Jeffrey Epstein and
- 44:22Speaker 2: they were on this trip where that's where the photo
- 44:25Speaker 2: in the hot tub, the photos in the pool with
- 44:27Speaker 2: these women and Bill Clinton testifying, well I didn't did
- 44:32Speaker 2: you actually have any sexual activities? No, No, I'd only
- 44:39Speaker 2: met him a couple of Well, now here's the actual
- 44:41Speaker 2: These are the details of the trip. It was two
- 44:43Speaker 2: thousand and two. They were going to Asia Clinton Road
- 44:49Speaker 2: on Jeffrey Epstein's plane, was him and Gallaine Maxwell. The
- 44:54Speaker 2: snapshot in the hot water, the hot tub that they
- 44:58Speaker 2: first stopped. Well, actually they went to Brunei. Remember the
- 45:01Speaker 2: Sultan of Brnei. I guess they went to see him.
- 45:04Speaker 2: They went to Brunei and they stayed in the Emperor
- 45:07Speaker 2: Suite of the Empire Hotel in Brunei a twenty thousand
- 45:12Speaker 2: dollars a night. This is twenty years ago, so it's
- 45:14Speaker 2: like a forty thousand dollars a night now. They stayed
- 45:18Speaker 2: in this palatial suite in this in the suite and
- 45:21Speaker 2: private suite. That's where the pool was, That's where the
- 45:24Speaker 2: hot tub was, That's where the jacuzzi was. So it
- 45:27Speaker 2: was not like a public thing. This was all in private.
- 45:31Speaker 2: According to flight logs, the Clinton's travel it was actually
- 45:34Speaker 2: Bill Clinton, not Hillary, traveled down the Lolita Express, the
- 45:38Speaker 2: private jet to Brunei, Epstein, Maxwell and an associate named
- 45:44Speaker 2: Sarah Kellen on board. They picked up Clinton in Japan
- 45:48Speaker 2: where he waited at a naval air base. They picked
- 45:51Speaker 2: him up and he brought with him Doug Band. Doug
- 45:54Speaker 2: Band now the guy that formed Tenao, but back then
- 45:57Speaker 2: was his chief advisor. Some used to say his bag man.
- 46:00Speaker 2: But Doug Band and a guy named Mike, and two
- 46:05Speaker 2: women whose names were listed as Janice and Jessica. These
- 46:09Speaker 2: two women were brought along by the Clinton party on
- 46:12Speaker 2: the trip. First stop was in Hong Kong for a
- 46:16Speaker 2: night of whatever. They had some fun in Hong Kong,
- 46:20Speaker 2: and then it was two nights in Brunei. Clinton played
- 46:24Speaker 2: golf and had dinner with the Sultan New Brunei, a
- 46:27Speaker 2: creep who's also been accused of sex parties and underage girls.
- 46:31Speaker 2: How do you like that? And the sultan donated about
- 46:35Speaker 2: five million to the Clinton Presidential Library. So I guess
- 46:39Speaker 2: that's why Epstein wanted Clinton to go, because he can
- 46:42Speaker 2: bring the Sultan and Brunei to dinner. Clinton denied knowing
- 46:45Speaker 2: who the woman was in the pool with him. You see,
- 46:49Speaker 2: now this is important because if it was in a
- 46:52Speaker 2: hotel and you're in a pool, there's a woman there
- 46:55Speaker 2: with you, and you said I didn't know the woman.
- 46:57Speaker 2: I don't know who she is. Now you think, well,
- 47:00Speaker 2: it's the hotel pool. If you go to the pool
- 47:02Speaker 2: in the hotel, there could be a lot of people
- 47:04Speaker 2: that you don't know who they are. But now it
- 47:05Speaker 2: turns out it's not the hotel pool. It's the pool
- 47:08Speaker 2: in your private room, in your suite. So if she's
- 47:13Speaker 2: in your suite with you, I would think you know
- 47:15Speaker 2: who the woman is. I would think you could find
- 47:17Speaker 2: out who was in your suite with you. So when
- 47:20Speaker 2: he says he doesn't know, I don't think I'm buying
- 47:23Speaker 2: that anyway. We'll take some calls next eight hundred. Hey,
- 47:27Speaker 2: last time we took calls when a weird crop of callers.
- 47:29Speaker 2: Let's get some good callers this time. All of our
- 47:32Speaker 2: our loyal regulars all over the country call me one
- 47:35Speaker 2: eight hundred three two one zero seven ten. Is the
- 47:39Speaker 2: number one eight hundred three two one zero seven ten.
- 47:43Speaker 11: If you're listening to Mark on the iHeartRadio app, save
- 47:46Speaker 11: time and tap the preset button.
- 47:48Speaker 12: Now.
- 47:49Speaker 11: Now back to the Mark Simone Show on WOOR.
- 47:53Speaker 2: Hey, we'll take some calls. So I got a nice
- 47:55Speaker 2: letter here from the Queen's Village Republican Club having the
- 48:00Speaker 2: Big Lincoln Dinner. The letter goes as, we'd like to
- 48:03Speaker 2: invite you to be our honored celebrity guests we'll have.
- 48:06Speaker 2: You'll be joining Curtis Lee, Well, Bruce Blakeman, Laura Lloyd's.
- 48:10Speaker 2: The invitation looks great, and I'm thinking maybe I'll go
- 48:13Speaker 2: to this. Let me see when is it? And then
- 48:16Speaker 2: I look Sunday March first? Was it that last week?
- 48:22Speaker 12: Well?
- 48:22Speaker 2: The problem is it came through the mail. That's the
- 48:25Speaker 2: US mail for you. It takes forever now the post office,
- 48:29Speaker 2: actually we don't get much mail. Everything's email now. And
- 48:34Speaker 2: what's how often I get a package or a letter here?
- 48:37Speaker 2: Maybe once a month maybe maybe? And who knows where
- 48:40Speaker 2: it goes here at the enormous iHeart Complex before it
- 48:45Speaker 2: actually gets to me. Anyway, let's take some calls. Let's
- 48:47Speaker 2: go to John and Florida. John, how you doing.
- 48:50Speaker 13: Come morning, mam maky. I wish these companies would work
- 48:53Speaker 13: with Trump right now, the old companies, all these others
- 48:57Speaker 13: running with the tail between my legs. Let's say if
- 49:00Speaker 13: they take Malco House and the Senate in the mid time,
- 49:03Speaker 13: they're going to be in a for a rut awakening.
- 49:05Speaker 13: They need to cooperate with Trump.
- 49:07Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 49:07Speaker 2: Well, and it's not just the oil companies, the government too,
- 49:09Speaker 2: government taxes. In fact, one of the things they could
- 49:12Speaker 2: do right now to get the prices back to normal
- 49:14Speaker 2: is just and Trump has talked about this a gas
- 49:17Speaker 2: tax holiday. Just drop the gas taxes for a couple
- 49:21Speaker 2: of weeks. Democrats refuse. They won't do it, not going
- 49:24Speaker 2: to do it. Let's go to Uh, let's go to
- 49:26Speaker 2: Dave in Chicago. Dave, how you doing.
- 49:29Speaker 15: Good morning, Mark.
- 49:30Speaker 12: I'm doing very well.
- 49:31Speaker 15: Thank you, Mark.
- 49:32Speaker 19: I cannot understand why college campuses are pest protesting operation
- 49:38Speaker 19: epic fury. They should be listening to you on wo
- 49:42Speaker 19: or watching Fox News Newsmax. Is that possible that these
- 49:46Speaker 19: professors and students have been brainwashed?
- 49:50Speaker 2: Uh, it's not only possible, it's exactly what happened. I
- 49:53Speaker 2: don't think you'll see any college professors listening or watching
- 49:57Speaker 2: Fox News or Newsmax. I don't think their head explode
- 50:00Speaker 2: if they did. They're all got MSNBC on getting brainwashed
- 50:05Speaker 2: by that. They all got CNN on while it's still
- 50:07Speaker 2: there watching that, and they I don't think they even
- 50:12Speaker 2: stopped to think. You're protesting the death of a man
- 50:17Speaker 2: who murdered protesters for protesting. He spent the last forty
- 50:21Speaker 2: years murdering protesters who protested. Last month, he killed thirty
- 50:25Speaker 2: thousand protesters for protesting, and you're protesting his death. Let's
- 50:29Speaker 2: go to Linda in Long Island. Linda, how you doing?
- 50:33Speaker 5: Hell a you?
- 50:35Speaker 2: No, you got to do it right. It's how are you?
- 50:38Speaker 2: It's deep, it's not high.
- 50:40Speaker 5: I have to practice.
- 50:41Speaker 2: You have to practice. Okay, it's the official mar A
- 50:44Speaker 2: Lago greeting. How are you?
- 50:47Speaker 5: I love that. I love when you do that. Okay, quickly.
- 50:53Speaker 5: The interest rate that when they're talking about the value
- 50:57Speaker 5: of our money, they keep saying it's going down. So
- 51:00Speaker 5: it doesn't help help to have more money. They have
- 51:03Speaker 5: to raise the interest rate. Now we have the situation.
- 51:07Speaker 5: I've heard some economists say we should.
- 51:09Speaker 2: Actually we had John Tarney on last hour, the most
- 51:12Speaker 2: brilliant guy on the economy on interest rates. He was brilliant.
- 51:15Speaker 2: Now I'm listening to you, I don't know what the
- 51:16Speaker 2: hell you're talking. What are you saying?
- 51:19Speaker 5: What a country all right, Steve, How about Steve Moore?
- 51:23Speaker 2: Brilliant?
- 51:24Speaker 5: He is brilliant. He agrees we should not wall with
- 51:28Speaker 5: the interest rate. The value of all money is going down.
- 51:33Speaker 2: We're making I think you should find another subject. It
- 51:37Speaker 2: don't sound good as an economist.
- 51:42Speaker 5: I'm there as as an imitator, right.
- 51:46Speaker 2: Yeah, No, you're good at Where are you in Long Island?
- 51:50Speaker 9: Oh?
- 51:51Speaker 5: I'm sorry about that.
- 51:52Speaker 15: I know you try to question where do you live?
- 51:58Speaker 2: Where do you live in Long Island?
- 51:59Speaker 5: No, I can't tell you to keep trying to get here.
- 52:02Speaker 2: What are you in the future. I don't worry. Nobody's
- 52:04Speaker 2: coming over. Okay, Well you see, if I can figure
- 52:08Speaker 2: out where you live, I think Rockville Center.
- 52:16Speaker 15: You forgot, you forgot right?
- 52:18Speaker 2: All right? Well, nice woman, Linda, thanks for calling. Let's
- 52:21Speaker 2: go to Let's go to Robert in Westchester. Robert, how
- 52:25Speaker 2: you doing.
- 52:27Speaker 9: Good morning, Mark, and thanks for taking my call. For
- 52:29Speaker 9: those Democrats that are ringing their hands about Noam, the
- 52:32Speaker 9: last administration had three buttes Garland, Majorcus and Ray that
- 52:37Speaker 9: hurt our nation beyond repair. In fact, President Trump is
- 52:41Speaker 9: doing his utmost best to bring it.
- 52:42Speaker 2: Back to a very good point. That was the worst
- 52:44Speaker 2: cabinet ever assembled. In fact, in business school they should
- 52:48Speaker 2: teach that, you know, as an example of the worst,
- 52:51Speaker 2: the worst staffing ever in the history of the world.
- 52:55Speaker 2: That was the dumbest cabinet cabinet ever assembled. From Buddha
- 52:58Speaker 2: Jedge to majorca Is and sleazy dirty Merrick Garland, that
- 53:04Speaker 2: kind of stuff. Let's go to Rich and Myrtle Beach. Rich.
- 53:06Speaker 2: How you doing?
- 53:08Speaker 15: Hey? Thanks Mark. You know, firstly, if I got to
- 53:10Speaker 15: my point, if Joan Powell was doing what he was
- 53:12Speaker 15: supposed to be doing the last eight and nine months,
- 53:14Speaker 15: we half of this problem. Wouldn't We wouldn't be in
- 53:16Speaker 15: this mess.
- 53:17Speaker 5: You know.
- 53:17Speaker 15: The funny thing is Trump is liberating the two most
- 53:21Speaker 15: of pressed groups in the world in Iran, women and gays,
- 53:24Speaker 15: and those are the two biggest voting blocks for the Democrats.
- 53:27Speaker 15: And they're all too stupid even realize what he's doing
- 53:29Speaker 15: for them.
- 53:30Speaker 2: Yeah, good point. Also, it's pretty clear now that the
- 53:33Speaker 2: Democrats have lost one million voters as a result. Iranian Americans,
- 53:38Speaker 2: one million of them no longer going to vote for
- 53:40Speaker 2: the Democratic Party. This is their dream, the liberation of Iran.
- 53:45Speaker 2: There's a huge Iranian population just here. And speaking of
- 53:49Speaker 2: Long Island, Sand's point, Great Neck a lot of Persian
- 53:53Speaker 2: residents and they are thrilled at the liberation of Iran.
- 53:58Speaker 2: So when they watch Democrats, it says, if democrats want
- 54:01Speaker 2: to want the want the Iola like revived and put
- 54:06Speaker 2: back in power, they actually almost for that. It's it's
- 54:10Speaker 2: going to cost them a lot of voters. And when
- 54:13Speaker 2: we come back, Oh, Jackie Martlin will be with us. Now,
- 54:16Speaker 2: this is going to be interesting. Jackie Martlin is all
- 54:19Speaker 2: through the Epstein files, nothing bad, nothing bad, all good stuff.
- 54:22Speaker 2: Apparently Epstein was a real starstruck fan when it came
- 54:27Speaker 2: to comedians. But we'll ask him. He'll he'll tell us
- 54:31Speaker 2: what it was like to meet Epstein or have these
- 54:33Speaker 2: dinner He would have these dinners with all these comedians.
- 54:36Speaker 2: But we'll get to that coming up on seven to
- 54:38Speaker 2: ten WR Mark the Moons on WR. Well, Hey, Jackie Martlin,
- 54:46Speaker 2: Jackie the joke Man, the great comedian. By the way,
- 54:48Speaker 2: if you're in Long Island tonight, he'll be at McGuire's
- 54:52Speaker 2: Comedy Club, Bohemia, Long Island, and millions of jokes. Also
- 54:55Speaker 2: he does a Q and A afterwards. That's tonight at
- 54:58Speaker 2: seven thirty. We've got a lot of listeners Florida. He'll
- 55:00Speaker 2: be there April eighteenth. Ben To Reno's Estero, Florida and
- 55:04Speaker 2: he's with us right now. Jackie Martling, how you doing.
- 55:07Speaker 16: Yeah, I'm doing good.
- 55:08Speaker 7: Mark.
- 55:08Speaker 16: Everything is fine. It looks like the rain might stop
- 55:11Speaker 16: within the next couple of weeks, so that's exciting.
- 55:13Speaker 2: You know, stops already. Hey, I got to ask you something.
- 55:18Speaker 16: And you're gonna ask me anything, all right.
- 55:20Speaker 2: I'm going through the Epstein files. Apparently Epstein, you're in there.
- 55:23Speaker 2: Nothing bad, nothing bad. But apparently this guy was a
- 55:26Speaker 2: huge fan of yours.
- 55:28Speaker 16: What you know what? He was on my joke Land
- 55:30Speaker 16: email list, and every month I used to send ten
- 55:34Speaker 16: or fifteen pages of filthy jokes to about twenty five
- 55:38Speaker 16: thousand people. So these pro guys that are going through
- 55:41Speaker 16: the Epstein files, I guess every once in a while,
- 55:43Speaker 16: I'm gonna hit on this oasis of ten pages of
- 55:46Speaker 16: filthy jokes. So I hope they're enjoying themselves.
- 55:49Speaker 2: But hey, tell us about He apparently was a huge
- 55:52Speaker 2: fan of comedians, you and Gilbert Godfreeding, a lot of
- 55:55Speaker 2: Nick DePaolo would do you.
- 55:57Speaker 16: No, he'd liked comics, but he loved jokes, like a
- 56:00Speaker 16: lot of smart people love jokes, especially dirty jokes. I
- 56:05Speaker 16: know if I would tell you Albert Einstein's favorite joke
- 56:08Speaker 16: is a true story, Albert Einstein. I heard this from
- 56:13Speaker 16: a guy whose grandfather was good friends with Albert Einstein,
- 56:17Speaker 16: and because he was a famous canter at the turn
- 56:19Speaker 16: of the century. He said, Albert Einstein's favorite joke was
- 56:23Speaker 16: my penis isn't that long, but I love every foot
- 56:26Speaker 16: of it. How great is that? I love the fact
- 56:31Speaker 16: they love dirty jokes, you know, everybody loves them.
- 56:34Speaker 2: Hey, but tell us about Epstein though you go to
- 56:36Speaker 2: his house. He had these big dinners with the comedians
- 56:38Speaker 2: or lunch.
- 56:39Speaker 5: Now.
- 56:39Speaker 16: I went to one dinner there with the guys, and
- 56:41Speaker 16: it was just great. This is long before yeah, long
- 56:44Speaker 16: before anything was going on. You know, it was like
- 56:48Speaker 16: April of twenty fifteen, so nobody really knew anything about him. Hey,
- 56:53Speaker 16: I'm a comedian. A free dinner with a bunch of
- 56:56Speaker 16: other comedians. You know, you couldn't keep me away from that,
- 56:59Speaker 16: you know.
- 57:00Speaker 2: And you know this guy Bobby Slayton, the comedian friend, yes,
- 57:04Speaker 2: apparently he is. Epstein was a huge fan of his.
- 57:06Speaker 2: Used to give him an apartment whenever he came to
- 57:08Speaker 2: New York.
- 57:08Speaker 16: And well, you know, no comedian is ever going to
- 57:13Speaker 16: turn down a free of free lunch. You know the
- 57:16Speaker 16: story about a famous I'm not going to say it was,
- 57:19Speaker 16: but a very famous you know, singer, composer, songwriter, And
- 57:26Speaker 16: they said they were thinking they're using one of his
- 57:28Speaker 16: songs in a movie, and it was a really rich guy.
- 57:31Speaker 16: So they went to the rich guy's house and the
- 57:33Speaker 16: rich guy served him a really incredible meal and it
- 57:36Speaker 16: was wonderful, and then they watched the movie and they said, well,
- 57:40Speaker 16: what do you think you want to put one of
- 57:43Speaker 16: your songs in this movie? Says, you know, I really
- 57:45Speaker 16: don't know. I think I need to see it again.
- 57:48Speaker 16: So they came back the next night and had another
- 57:50Speaker 16: huge dinner and then he said no, and his friend said,
- 57:55Speaker 16: you never intended on letting the music music? He said no,
- 57:58Speaker 16: but man, those dinners were great. That tells the whole story.
- 58:03Speaker 2: We pointed out every star, comedian, celebrity when they're on
- 58:06Speaker 2: the road, every town they got some rich guy who's
- 58:09Speaker 2: a big fan who takes you out.
- 58:11Speaker 16: It never fails, and they are always great people, and
- 58:14Speaker 16: you know, you cannot lose all right, onto the jokes.
- 58:18Speaker 16: So two girlfriends running into each other. First one says,
- 58:20Speaker 16: you should see the guy I'm seeing. He's got a ferrari,
- 58:23Speaker 16: a beach house in East Tampton. He buys me all
- 58:25Speaker 16: kinds of jewelry. The other girl says, wow, the guy
- 58:28Speaker 16: I'm seeing as an erection. It sticks out so far
- 58:32Speaker 16: twelve canaries can perch on it. So then the next
- 58:36Speaker 16: week they run into each other and the first girl says,
- 58:38Speaker 16: you know, I gotta tell you something I exaggerated last week.
- 58:42Speaker 16: My guy doesn't have a ferrari, it's a dodge dart,
- 58:44Speaker 16: and his beach house is a little house in Leavittown
- 58:47Speaker 16: with an inflatable pool. The only thing he's ever given
- 58:50Speaker 16: me is a few beers to get me in bed.
- 58:53Speaker 16: The second girl says, well, I exaggerated a bit too.
- 58:57Speaker 16: The twelfth canary has to stand on one. What he's
- 59:05Speaker 16: a class that's a classic.
- 59:07Speaker 7: So a guy.
- 59:08Speaker 16: Because the part that I can't take it, I can't
- 59:11Speaker 16: take it. My wife walks around all day and crotchless panties.
- 59:15Speaker 16: The part that this is crotchless panties, Oh that sounds
- 59:18Speaker 16: hot as hell. The guy says, yeah. The only problem
- 59:22Speaker 16: is they weren't crotchless when she bought them. So three
- 59:29Speaker 16: nuns here you go. Three nuns are standing on the
- 59:32Speaker 16: street corner when a flasher walks up and he opens
- 59:35Speaker 16: up his raincoat. The first nun has a stroke, and
- 59:39Speaker 16: the second nun has a stroke, and the third nun
- 59:42Speaker 16: doesn't touch them.
- 59:48Speaker 2: I can't say that here, push again, okay?
- 59:52Speaker 18: Truck.
- 59:53Speaker 16: A truck dropper goes into a brothel and he hands
- 59:55Speaker 16: the madam a thousand bucks. He says, I want you
- 59:58Speaker 16: run to this woman and a barony sandwich. She says,
- 1:00:02Speaker 16: for thousand dollars, you can have my prettiest girl and
- 1:00:05Speaker 16: surf and turf. He says, look, lady, I ain't horny.
- 1:00:08Speaker 16: I'm homesick. So old lady pushes a car into a
- 1:00:16Speaker 16: gas station. The mechanic says, what's the matter, she's that
- 1:00:19Speaker 16: conked out. He opens the hooden In a few minutes,
- 1:00:23Speaker 16: the car's pourn like a kitten. She says, what's the story.
- 1:00:27Speaker 16: The mechanic says, crapping the carburetor. She says, how often
- 1:00:31Speaker 16: I gotta do that?
- 1:00:36Speaker 2: Now? Jackie? Yeah, it's a two weeks till spring. You're
- 1:00:41Speaker 2: in Bayville Long Island. It's right on the beach. This
- 1:00:44Speaker 2: must be the best time of year. Like you're just
- 1:00:46Speaker 2: getting ready to take advantage of the weather.
- 1:00:48Speaker 16: It's the all the snow has melted. Another month will
- 1:00:51Speaker 16: be in the water. It's it's just fantas a big shell.
- 1:00:55Speaker 16: Tonight out in Bohemia. And then I got the rest
- 1:00:58Speaker 16: of the weekend to hang with the family and starting
- 1:01:01Speaker 16: trying to get the yard put back together. After you know,
- 1:01:03Speaker 16: the winter blows everything all over the place and the
- 1:01:06Speaker 16: place is a mess. But now it's gonna be beautiful again.
- 1:01:09Speaker 16: I just love it.
- 1:01:10Speaker 2: Yeah, Jackie Martin, and be at Maguire's Comedy Club tonight, Bohemia,
- 1:01:13Speaker 2: Long Island, seven point thirty. And then you're going to Florida.
- 1:01:18Speaker 16: Yeah, I'm going to Florida see an old friend. I'm
- 1:01:21Speaker 16: going up there Stero to work at Venturinos in the Stero.
- 1:01:26Speaker 16: I never heard of that town before, but I but
- 1:01:29Speaker 16: the guy's got a great comedy club down there, so
- 1:01:31Speaker 16: I'm gonna go down and give it a shot. You know,
- 1:01:33Speaker 16: there's nothing like a trip to Florida in the winter.
- 1:01:35Speaker 16: You know, it's always fun.
- 1:01:37Speaker 12: Was it easier to.
- 1:01:37Speaker 2: Get people to laugh in Florida or in New York.
- 1:01:40Speaker 16: You know it's the same people marks, you know now Florida,
- 1:01:45Speaker 16: Florida is just Queen's with palm trees. Hey, so guy
- 1:01:52Speaker 16: walks in from Wharton's. A stranger start naked with his
- 1:01:55Speaker 16: wife on the living room floor. The guy's is glory.
- 1:01:59Speaker 16: What are you? She turns to the stranger and says,
- 1:02:02Speaker 16: I told you he was stupid. Oh, here's one of
- 1:02:08Speaker 16: those questions for you. What would you call a guy
- 1:02:12Speaker 16: with no arms? So a guy runs in nor Hooker
- 1:02:18Speaker 16: and she's got an incredible set of jugs, big huge hooters.
- 1:02:23Speaker 16: He says, hey, lady, how much to kiss those? She
- 1:02:27Speaker 16: says a hundred bucks, takes them by the hand, leads
- 1:02:31Speaker 16: them into an alley. She takes the top off. The
- 1:02:34Speaker 16: guy puts his nose down between her boobs, starts nuzzling
- 1:02:38Speaker 16: and nuzzling. He keeps nuzzling. She says, well, you're gonna
- 1:02:43Speaker 16: kiss him or not. He says, I'd love to, lady,
- 1:02:46Speaker 16: but I can't afford it. Now that's pretty stupid. I
- 1:02:55Speaker 16: love him though.
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: No, they're great. So hey, everybody, I also get the documentary.
- 1:03:00Speaker 2: I love that documentary on you. It's on Amazon Prime.
- 1:03:03Speaker 16: Right, yeah, and one more people are noticing it. You know.
- 1:03:06Speaker 16: I keep getting emails from people, and there's a lot
- 1:03:09Speaker 16: of stuff in there. People have no idea about me,
- 1:03:11Speaker 16: which is really fun, you know, and it's great. And
- 1:03:15Speaker 16: out here I've been doing ads for a pot dispensary.
- 1:03:19Speaker 16: It's like, I guess I am never going to grow up. Mark,
- 1:03:21Speaker 16: I guess that's you know.
- 1:03:23Speaker 2: I don't see you as the pot type. But okay,
- 1:03:25Speaker 2: I'm kidding.
- 1:03:26Speaker 9: I'm kidding.
- 1:03:28Speaker 2: So but watch this documentary. It's called Joke Man. It's
- 1:03:30Speaker 2: on Amazon Prime. You'll love it.
- 1:03:32Speaker 16: So I've been doing a million of those cameras. Do
- 1:03:35Speaker 16: you do those? Do you do cameos?
- 1:03:38Speaker 15: No?
- 1:03:39Speaker 16: Oh, well you don't need the money. But you know,
- 1:03:41Speaker 16: I don't even need to. I just love doing them
- 1:03:43Speaker 16: because I sit there and do five minutes worth of jokes.
- 1:03:45Speaker 16: It's like a warm up for anything, you know. And
- 1:03:47Speaker 16: I get paid for doing it. And you know, people say, oh,
- 1:03:50Speaker 16: my mother's you know, she loves potty jokes and she
- 1:03:53Speaker 16: hates my father and they live in Florida. And I
- 1:03:57Speaker 16: just go down the list and do ten jokes about
- 1:04:00Speaker 16: out those topics or whatever they want, you know, and
- 1:04:03Speaker 16: I get tips and I get good ride ups. You know,
- 1:04:06Speaker 16: it's it's made for an idiot like me. You know,
- 1:04:09Speaker 16: all these jokes are sitting there going to waist and boom.
- 1:04:12Speaker 2: You know, just go to cameo dot com slash Jackie Martlin.
- 1:04:15Speaker 2: Hey was just by that of time, give us one more.
- 1:04:18Speaker 15: So.
- 1:04:18Speaker 16: Two guys are sitting in the bar and a pretty
- 1:04:20Speaker 16: girl walks in. The First guy says, wow, she's an eight.
- 1:04:23Speaker 16: Second guy says at one. Another pretty girl walks in.
- 1:04:26Speaker 16: The first guy says, wow, she's an eight.
- 1:04:28Speaker 15: Five.
- 1:04:29Speaker 16: Second guy says one. Then a really stunner beautiful girl
- 1:04:33Speaker 16: walks in. The first guy says, my god, look at
- 1:04:35Speaker 16: her nine to five. Second guy says maybe a two.
- 1:04:40Speaker 16: First guys the way that Wait a minute, Those first
- 1:04:43Speaker 16: two girls were really pretty, but this last girl's incredible.
- 1:04:46Speaker 16: How the hell could you give her a two on
- 1:04:49Speaker 16: a one to ten scale. Second guy says, I don't
- 1:04:52Speaker 16: use that old one to ten scale. I use the
- 1:04:55Speaker 16: Budweiser system. The first guy says, the Budweiser system. What's that?
- 1:04:59Speaker 16: He says, that's how many Clydesdales. It take the ripper
- 1:05:03Speaker 16: off my face. Hey, hey, hello, the boys at Babelle Seafood.
- 1:05:12Speaker 16: They are so excited because it's spring and they're gonna
- 1:05:15Speaker 16: sell so much stuff. And then I'm gonna steal some
- 1:05:17Speaker 16: shrimp out the back door. And it's that simple. Have
- 1:05:21Speaker 16: a great sho.
- 1:05:22Speaker 2: Talk to you soon, Jackie Martlink Tonight McGuire's Comedy Club Bohemia.
- 1:05:26Speaker 2: He'll be there tonight seven thirty. Jackie Martlin, thanks for
- 1:05:28Speaker 2: being with us.
- 1:05:29Speaker 16: Ks Mark, I'll talk take care.
- 1:05:31Speaker 2: Hey, don't forget Bucking Clay at noon today, right after
- 1:05:34Speaker 2: the news, and remember Curtis Sleewas starts Monday. This Monday,
- 1:05:40Speaker 2: he'll be joining the morning show. It'll be Curtis and
- 1:05:43Speaker 2: Larry every morning six to ten right here on w
- 1:05:46Speaker 2: o R. Starting Monday, Mister New York, Mark Simone on
- 1:05:51Speaker 2: the Voice of New York seven t w o R. Well, hey,
- 1:05:57Speaker 2: we're out a time. Don't forget tomorrow night. You set
- 1:06:01Speaker 2: your clocks ahead one hour, so you'll lose an hour
- 1:06:03Speaker 2: of sleep, but we'll be on daylight saving time for Sunday.
- 1:06:07Speaker 2: I'll be back on Monday. You know, if you can't
- 1:06:09Speaker 2: listen to the show live ten to noon, you could
- 1:06:12Speaker 2: listen to the show anytime day or night. Whenever you
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- 1:06:20Speaker 2: there's a bonus segment on the weekend, so you'll get
- 1:06:23Speaker 2: an extra show that way. So I'll be back on Monday.
- 1:06:26Speaker 2: It'll be a whole new lineup beginning Monday. Monday morning,
- 1:06:29Speaker 2: it's Curtis Sliwa and Larry MENTI Curtis and Larry six
- 1:06:33Speaker 2: to ten, and then I'll be right after them at ten.
- 1:06:35Speaker 2: I'll talk to you Monday. Have a great weekend, seven
- 1:06:38Speaker 2: ten wo