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- 0:00Speaker 1: Hello gorgeous, it's Lala Kent. Welcome to Untraditionally Lala. Hello gorgeous,
- 0:08Speaker 1: welcome back to Untraditionally Lala. We are coming into hump day.
- 0:14Speaker 1: We're surviving. You guys last week was just shy of torture.
- 0:19Speaker 1: I haven't been.
- 0:20Speaker 2: I don't know how you did it.
- 0:22Speaker 1: You don't?
- 0:23Speaker 3: Nah, I really don't either. You were a busy bee yesterday.
- 0:27Speaker 1: Can I tell you, though, it makes me feel really
- 0:29Speaker 1: good when.
- 0:29Speaker 3: From hive to hive.
- 0:32Speaker 1: When you called me and you, like... I'm the type
- 0:34Speaker 1: that needs words of affirmation.
- 0:36Speaker 3: This whole family does. Yeah, we all do.
- 0:38Speaker 1: But when you and mom called me and you were, like,
- 0:40Speaker 1: tooting my horn, it felt really nice. And I was like,
- 0:43Speaker 1: I'm going to show them how great I can be. Jesus.
- 0:45Speaker 4: You were it's almost like great when you've done a
- 0:48Speaker 4: lot and then somebody like is.
- 0:50Speaker 3: Like acknowledges it you're like fuck you i can even
- 0:52Speaker 3: do more.
- 0:52Speaker 1: You think i'm great i'm gonna be even greater it's
- 0:56Speaker 1: kind of like when your mom said tell a child
- 0:58Speaker 1: they're good they'll be good tell them they're bad they'll
- 1:01Speaker 1: be bad so true like when ocean's acting a fool
- 1:04Speaker 1: and i'm like i love when you listen you're such
- 1:07Speaker 1: a great listener and then she starts to listen that's.
- 1:09Speaker 2: How i am yep We all are.
- 1:11Speaker 1: And I'm grown. I'm grown. It doesn't even change anything.
- 1:15Speaker 1: But I'm telling you, we got to the weekend and
- 1:18Speaker 1: it was like Saturday. We have soccer. Then we have
- 1:24Speaker 1: a birthday party. Then I have something tonight. Like getting
- 1:28Speaker 1: to Sunday, which by the way, Sunday was like exactly
- 1:32Speaker 1: how I pictured it would be in my mind.
- 1:34Speaker 2: Relaxing.
- 1:35Speaker 3: Relaxing.
- 1:36Speaker 1: Not a vegetable or a fruit in sight.
- 1:39Speaker 2: Just carbs.
- 1:39Speaker 3: How about that bread?
- 1:41Speaker 1: Which one?
- 1:42Speaker 3: Which one? The apple, I didn't think it would be good.
- 1:45Speaker 3: And boy, was it tasty.
- 1:47Speaker 2: It slapped. That sourdough is to die for.
- 1:51Speaker 1: So we started the morning off with, I don't even
- 1:53Speaker 1: know what everyone had. But then we ordered pizza, breadsticks,
- 1:57Speaker 1: sweet cinnamon breadsticks.
- 2:00Speaker 3: Yeah, we got the game day box.
- 2:02Speaker 1: We got the game day box.
- 2:04Speaker 2: And then we had Justin.
- 2:07Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 2:07Speaker 2: In the desert.
- 2:09Speaker 1: Come in and make a Biscoff cookie sourdough bread and
- 2:12Speaker 1: then he made an apple.
- 2:13Speaker 2: With the white chocolate.
- 2:14Speaker 1: With white chocolate. Oh.
- 2:15Speaker 3: Don't forget the white chocolate. That's Lisa's favorite.
- 2:18Speaker 1: And keep in mind.
- 2:18Speaker 3: My favorite thing is putting a little like bowl of
- 2:21Speaker 3: white chocolate.
- 2:22Speaker 4: Or just a treat in front of Lisa and Ocean
- 2:25Speaker 4: and watch them bicker with each other about it.
- 2:28Speaker 1: Oh, I did eat a fruit yesterday. I ate chocolate-covered strawberries.
- 2:32Speaker 1: Because Ocean was like, I told her... And bananas. Sunday,
- 2:36Speaker 1: I'm not a mom. I'm not your mom on Sunday.
- 2:38Speaker 3: Like, I'm too tired.
- 2:39Speaker 1: She, like, wanted to play tag. I was like, no,
- 2:42Speaker 1: not today, girl.
- 2:42Speaker 3: She really loves playing tag, and I really don't enjoy it.
- 2:45Speaker 1: No, you're not fun, but you're really cute when you
- 2:48Speaker 1: do it. And... And normally, you know, we do that stuff.
- 2:52Speaker 1: But I told her, Sunday, Ocean, what you need to
- 2:54Speaker 1: understand is it's football day. And she goes, it sounds
- 2:58Speaker 1: so boring. And I was like, that's what it is today.
- 3:00Speaker 1: I'm not chasing you around the house. I'm not playing. Like,
- 3:05Speaker 1: I need, I'm sitting on the couch. And luckily, my kids, like, listen,
- 3:09Speaker 1: which is weird.
- 3:10Speaker 3: Yeah, but she's really smart. We play games. Because, yeah.
- 3:13Speaker 1: Right. We played games, but it wasn't anything that involved, like, cardio.
- 3:16Speaker 2: Getting on the couch.
- 3:17Speaker 1: Yes.
- 3:18Speaker 4: Yes.
- 3:19Speaker 3: What's in your throat again? You fucking.
- 3:22Speaker 1: I don't know. It's been happening to me too. The
- 3:25Speaker 1: Santa Ana wins.
- 3:26Speaker 2: Must be something.
- 3:27Speaker 3: Well, then what was it a couple of weeks ago?
- 3:29Speaker 1: The preparation of the Santa Ana wins. Her body knew
- 3:32Speaker 1: it was coming.
- 3:32Speaker 3: But I will say your daughter is getting really, really smart.
- 3:36Speaker 3: Too smart.
- 3:37Speaker 1: Okay, tell me why.
- 3:37Speaker 3: Football day, Sunday. I go, she goes, let's play tag.
- 3:41Speaker 3: I say, I'm watching football. She goes, but all day
- 3:44Speaker 3: yesterday you were watching football too.
- 3:47Speaker 1: Oh, college game day.
- 3:48Speaker 4: And then I had to teach her that in these
- 3:52Speaker 4: next couple of months, there are four days that are
- 3:54Speaker 4: dedicated to football. That's Monday, Thursday, Saturday, Sunday.
- 3:59Speaker 1: How'd she feel about that?
- 4:01Speaker 3: She didn't like it.
- 4:02Speaker 1: Well, you've got to get used to it.
- 4:03Speaker 3: I know, and she knows how to wear you down. Yeah,
- 4:07Speaker 3: but you know what?
- 4:07Speaker 1: Verbal waterboarder.
- 4:08Speaker 3: No, but I feel bad because she's so much.
- 4:10Speaker 2: I like her doing my makeup so she can do
- 4:12Speaker 2: stuff like that.
- 4:12Speaker 3: Yeah, because we lay there and it feels good.
- 4:14Speaker 1: No, but that's what I told her. I was like,
- 4:16Speaker 1: we can play board games. You can do arts and crafts.
- 4:21Speaker 1: She took the game day box that the pizzas came
- 4:26Speaker 1: in and was cutting and coloring and doing the whole bit.
- 4:30Speaker 1: She did our makeup. I did her makeup. We did
- 4:32Speaker 1: chocolate covered strawberries. That was so cute. I want her
- 4:35Speaker 1: to do more of my makeup. It feels so good.
- 4:38Speaker 1: The Jeej and Ocean arguing, trying to get into the
- 4:41Speaker 1: bowl of chocolate.
- 4:42Speaker 4: No, you would think that Lisa would be the adult
- 4:45Speaker 4: in this situation, but she will get on to Ocean.
- 4:49Speaker 1: You need to share.
- 4:50Speaker 3: It's like, well, it's hers. Can she not have it?
- 4:54Speaker 2: Sharing is caring.
- 4:55Speaker 1: No, the two of you going at it over a
- 4:58Speaker 1: sweet is craziness. Like you become stunted emotionally when you
- 5:05Speaker 1: see a sweet in.
- 5:06Speaker 3: Front of you.
- 5:07Speaker 5: We had chocolate dipped potato chips, bananas, and strawberries.
- 5:13Speaker 1: Look at my mom's eyes light up.
- 5:17Speaker 2: And there's still more to be had.
- 5:18Speaker 3: I know.
- 5:19Speaker 1: I crushed it. I really did. I crushed the chocolate
- 5:24Speaker 1: dipping yesterday.
- 5:25Speaker 2: The greatest.
- 5:26Speaker 1: Ooh, when I added like a little coffee creamer to
- 5:28Speaker 1: the chocolate.
- 5:29Speaker 2: Oh, is that what you did?
- 5:29Speaker 3: Yeah, girl.
- 5:31Speaker 1: Ghirardelli melting chips with some coconut oil. Oh.
- 5:36Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
- 5:37Speaker 1: To make it like nice and smooth for the dipping.
- 5:41Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Lisa, step your game up.
- 5:43Speaker 1: What? You just throw it?
- 5:44Speaker 2: I'm the eater.
- 5:45Speaker 1: Wait, hold on. You just throw the chips in?
- 5:46Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 5:47Speaker 1: Oh, no. Oh, no.
- 5:50Speaker 3: Do you put any little butter?
- 5:51Speaker 2: It doesn't say add stuff to it.
- 5:53Speaker 1: I chat GPT'd what's the best way to melt.
- 5:58Speaker 3: Melting butter or melting chocolate?
- 5:59Speaker 1: Melting chocolate.
- 6:00Speaker 2: Oh, so you don't have chat.
- 6:02Speaker 1: You should ask Google.
- 6:04Speaker 3: And you do have chat because I put it on
- 6:06Speaker 3: your phone.
- 6:07Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be chat. Just ask one of
- 6:10Speaker 1: the engines.
- 6:12Speaker 2: Okay.
- 6:14Speaker 1: All right.
- 6:14Speaker 2: Ask Siri.
- 6:16Speaker 1: We went to Schwartz and Jason's birthday.
- 6:19Speaker 3: So fun.
- 6:20Speaker 1: It was really well done.
- 6:21Speaker 3: I almost fell off the couch.
- 6:24Speaker 1: Oh, the ones that separate?
- 6:26Speaker 4: No, I just got up to say hello to somebody.
- 6:28Speaker 4: And because there were so many people, I was half
- 6:30Speaker 4: cheek on, half cheek off.
- 6:31Speaker 1: Oh, no.
- 6:32Speaker 3: And when I went back on, I was no cheek on. Yeah.
- 6:36Speaker 4: And I'm hoping it wasn't seen by a whole lot
- 6:39Speaker 4: of people because it was very embarrassing.
- 6:42Speaker 1: I wore this like... Deep green.
- 6:46Speaker 3: You looked wonderful.
- 6:47Speaker 1: Thank you, T.
- 6:48Speaker 3: I did fall in love, though, that night.
- 6:50Speaker 1: Can I finish my story? No.
- 6:52Speaker 3: All right, you go first. Michelle. I know.
- 6:56Speaker 1: She hits right, doesn't she?
- 6:58Speaker 3: Michelle, Michelle. All right, now you can finish.
- 7:01Speaker 1: She goes, your brother is so cute. He makes me blush.
- 7:05Speaker 1: He's so nice to me. And I was like, yeah,
- 7:08Speaker 1: he told me he's in love with you, but not
- 7:09Speaker 1: to tell you. Anyway, I'm telling you.
- 7:12Speaker 3: Well, thank you for that.
- 7:14Speaker 4: She is.
- 7:14Speaker 3: She's stunning. Yes. But you looked beautiful as well in
- 7:17Speaker 3: your green dress.
- 7:18Speaker 1: Go on. So I had this green dress and it
- 7:20Speaker 1: had like these flared sleeves and this like flared bottom
- 7:24Speaker 1: with little rhinestones, right?
- 7:26Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 7:27Speaker 1: So pretty. And Tom Sandoval was there. And he's like, Lala,
- 7:34Speaker 1: I got to say, I'm not like the biggest fan
- 7:39Speaker 1: of what you wear when there's like a theme, but
- 7:42Speaker 1: I got to say tonight, I love this look on you.
- 7:46Speaker 1: I was like, oh, that's so nice. Is that an
- 7:48Speaker 1: insult or is that?
- 7:49Speaker 3: No, it's an insult, but you won that night. So
- 7:52Speaker 3: take it as with that, you know?
- 7:53Speaker 1: I was like, thank you.
- 7:54Speaker 3: His girlfriend finally met.
- 7:57Speaker 1: Who's? Tom. Tom Schwartz.
- 7:59Speaker 3: Did you say Sandoval?
- 8:00Speaker 1: Sandoval said that to me.
- 8:01Speaker 4: Yes.
- 8:02Speaker 1: Schwartz would never say that to me. Tom Sandoval. Do
- 8:06Speaker 1: I get along with him? Yes.
- 8:07Speaker 3: I mean, I would.
- 8:09Speaker 1: Are we texting each other? No. Are we calling each other?
- 8:11Speaker 2: No.
- 8:12Speaker 1: Has he appeared before? At things that like I'm at.
- 8:16Speaker 2: Yes.
- 8:17Speaker 1: And I'm not unkind to him. You know, it's like
- 8:20Speaker 1: just cordial. Very much so. It's like, hey, it's good
- 8:23Speaker 1: to see you. How are you doing? He seemed like
- 8:26Speaker 1: he was in a very good space, which is great.
- 8:30Speaker 4: I didn't talk to him. He didn't seem really like
- 8:33Speaker 4: he seemed in good spirits. Like his chin was up.
- 8:35Speaker 3: He was smiling.
- 8:37Speaker 1: There were people who would come up to me and,
- 8:39Speaker 1: you know, vent about him being there. And I just
- 8:43Speaker 1: felt in that moment with the things that I have
- 8:45Speaker 1: seen in the news, I'm like, can we just like
- 8:48Speaker 1: focus on being here together, celebrating these two people, not
- 8:53Speaker 1: thinking about who we're kicking out. It's Schwartz's friend. It's
- 8:57Speaker 1: his birthday party. Like, let's just like, let it Let
- 9:01Speaker 1: it be. We don't need to have this full.
- 9:03Speaker 3: Let bygones be bygones?
- 9:04Speaker 1: Let's not have a full conversation about how we wish
- 9:06Speaker 1: security was here to kick people out. It's just so unnecessary.
- 9:10Speaker 4: Well, I feel like it's up to you to handle
- 9:12Speaker 4: your emotions. And with him in the room, if you
- 9:15Speaker 4: really despise him, just keep yourself separate. Why is he
- 9:18Speaker 4: affecting you in the room, you know?
- 9:20Speaker 1: That's how I feel. Yeah, it was fine. I had
- 9:23Speaker 1: a wonderful time celebrating two amazing men. Everyone looked amazing.
- 9:28Speaker 1: The theme was awesome.
- 9:29Speaker 2: It was like.
- 9:30Speaker 1: Very chic and well done. There was caviar, which you
- 9:33Speaker 1: know I love. A photo booth, which was fucking hysterical.
- 9:37Speaker 1: You posted. The one of you and all the gays
- 9:41Speaker 1: standing in a line like a prom photo.
- 9:43Speaker 3: No, I told.
- 9:43Speaker 1: Gazing into... It was so cute. You guys, I'm getting
- 9:47Speaker 1: my hair done for the birthday party. And Ocean is
- 9:53Speaker 1: learning how to spell in class right now. And she
- 9:57Speaker 1: said she wants to make a book. And I was like... wonderful.
- 10:00Speaker 1: She goes, can you write it down what I want
- 10:02Speaker 1: to say? And then I'll just copy it. And I said, perfect.
- 10:06Speaker 1: What do you want to write? And she said, I'd
- 10:08Speaker 1: like the book to start with the world is full
- 10:12Speaker 1: of love. And then she also had me write LA, no,
- 10:18Speaker 1: the universe is full of stars and the LA is
- 10:25Speaker 1: full of kind-hearted people. This was all from her. All
- 10:30Speaker 1: from her. I just sat there and wrote it down.
- 10:32Speaker 2: I think it's beautiful.
- 10:35Speaker 3: She's an angel.
- 10:37Speaker 1: Like, that was her own thought.
- 10:40Speaker 3: It is, but I want you guys, even myself, to take....
- 10:45Speaker 4: What a beautiful space you've created for her. That that's
- 10:49Speaker 4: all she believes in.
- 10:50Speaker 3: That you've created that. No, that's what I'm saying.
- 10:53Speaker 4: Like even me, but like you have created such a
- 10:56Speaker 4: safe place for your child.
- 10:58Speaker 3: Yeah. That it's all just full.
- 10:59Speaker 2: Of love, stars. It's rainbows and butterflies.
- 11:01Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 11:02Speaker 3: And you did that.
- 11:03Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 11:04Speaker 3: I'll get you. No, she, that child. Oh, just to
- 11:07Speaker 3: the thought of her, I could just cry.
- 11:09Speaker 1: I know.
- 11:09Speaker 2: She's a star.
- 11:10Speaker 1: And even you loving on Sosa this morning.
- 11:12Speaker 3: I love that little child.
- 11:13Speaker 1: They're just magical. And it's like such a testament to
- 11:18Speaker 1: the home that we've created for them.
- 11:19Speaker 2: And talk about Sosa and what she says to everyone.
- 11:22Speaker 2: What does she say? I love you, Gigi.
- 11:25Speaker 1: I love you, Gigi. I love you, Titi. I love you, Mama.
- 11:29Speaker 1: And then when she does something naughty and I go,
- 11:31Speaker 1: don't do that. She goes, okay, mommy, I love you.
- 11:35Speaker 1: I love you, mama. I'm like, I still love you.
- 11:37Speaker 3: When you scare her outside the door.
- 11:41Speaker 1: I love you, TT.
- 11:41Speaker 2: I love you.
- 11:42Speaker 3: I love you too, dude.
- 11:43Speaker 1: Just on me.
- 11:45Speaker 4: Darling.
- 11:45Speaker 1: It's adorable. Well, even Jenna, my friend and trainer has
- 11:50Speaker 1: said like, I've not, is it normal for kids to
- 11:54Speaker 1: like be so loving? Or is that because she's not
- 11:57Speaker 1: really around kids other than mine. She's like, is that
- 12:00Speaker 1: normal or is it like a space that you've created?
- 12:02Speaker 1: And I'm like, honestly, I just remember growing up and
- 12:05Speaker 1: like every time we would like leave a room and
- 12:09Speaker 1: we lived together, it was always like, I love you.
- 12:12Speaker 1: Getting off the phone. I love you like 400 times
- 12:15Speaker 1: over and over again. Repeater mode.
- 12:19Speaker 2: Beautiful.
- 12:20Speaker 1: I know. Michelle came over the other night and she
- 12:23Speaker 1: was like, your house is so calm. Like, I can't
- 12:25Speaker 1: believe you have two kids living in here. Because Isabella
- 12:28Speaker 1: like runs her into the ground. She's got a lot
- 12:31Speaker 1: of energy. She does. And Michelle's like, from the time
- 12:34Speaker 1: I wake up at 630, she's got our whole day planned.
- 12:36Speaker 1: And there's not one ounce of rest.
- 12:39Speaker 4: Oh, no.
- 12:39Speaker 2: And they don't turn the TV on.
- 12:41Speaker 1: I know. Michelle's a badass mom. Yeah. For real. It
- 12:47Speaker 1: was football Sunday. Okay. So obviously you know what my
- 12:50Speaker 1: family was doing. But.
- 12:52Speaker 3: I didn't leave the house all day Sunday. None of
- 12:55Speaker 3: us did.
- 12:55Speaker 2: So many tied games that went into overtime.
- 12:58Speaker 1: A lot of good football played.
- 12:59Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 13:00Speaker 1: Saturday and Sunday. Very, very good.
- 13:02Speaker 3: Very, very good.
- 13:04Speaker 1: Yes. But the Victoria's Secret fashion show happened. And I
- 13:09Speaker 1: saw clips on Instagram. And Sally went. She looked fucking
- 13:13Speaker 1: banging as usual.
- 13:14Speaker 4: Who?
- 13:15Speaker 1: Sally Carson from Southern Charm, who I do Sex Unlocked.
- 13:19Speaker 3: There we go. My sweet angel, Sally.
- 13:24Speaker 1: She went, Madison LaCroix went a lot of bad bitches.
- 13:30Speaker 1: A lot of bad bitches last night, or on Sunday night.
- 13:33Speaker 1: And I was actually shocked with how many celebrities that
- 13:38Speaker 1: aren't known as models walked in the show. Like Kylie
- 13:42Speaker 1: Jenner wore a $ 50 million bra.
- 13:45Speaker 2: Can you imagine how much it weighed?
- 13:47Speaker 1: Oh my God. And her body looks sick.
- 13:50Speaker 3: Yeah. Right. I was all about looking at all those photos.
- 13:54Speaker 1: Who wasn't? And people were commenting on how, how many
- 14:00Speaker 1: of these women were like postpartum and in their forties.
- 14:05Speaker 1: And what I love is someone who is getting older and,
- 14:10Speaker 1: is I'm like, women really are not getting good. And
- 14:14Speaker 1: when I say that, just like feeling themselves. And I
- 14:18Speaker 1: feel like the J-Lo's of the world, Gwen Stefani, Beyonce.
- 14:24Speaker 3: Shakira, Shakira.
- 14:26Speaker 1: Shakira. Like they have kind of, and yes, you can argue, well,
- 14:30Speaker 1: they have all the money in the world to have
- 14:32Speaker 1: all of these treatments done. And yes, that is very true. However,
- 14:37Speaker 1: they are, Are showing that just because you are entering
- 14:44Speaker 1: an older stage of life, you don't have to give up.
- 14:48Speaker 4: No.
- 14:48Speaker 3: Right?
- 14:49Speaker 1: But even these housewives, Erika Jayne, are you joking?
- 14:53Speaker 2: You know what's so interesting?
- 14:55Speaker 1: Tell me.
- 14:55Speaker 5: Is back in the day, Golden Girls, those ladies, I
- 15:00Speaker 5: think were in their 50s and 60s.
- 15:03Speaker 3: They look like they were 90 and 80.
- 15:04Speaker 2: Yeah, and look how it's changed.
- 15:06Speaker 3: The fuck? You're kidding.
- 15:08Speaker 4: No.
- 15:09Speaker 3: They were 50.
- 15:09Speaker 1: They were supposed to be in their 50s.
- 15:11Speaker 3: Even the old one with the curly hair?
- 15:12Speaker 1: No, I think she was supposed to be in her 70s.
- 15:14Speaker 3: I think she was in her 60s. What? No, she
- 15:18Speaker 3: couldn't have been.
- 15:20Speaker 1: 79.
- 15:20Speaker 3: Thank you.
- 15:22Speaker 1: 80.
- 15:22Speaker 3: Thank you. That's close enough.
- 15:23Speaker 2: How old was B?
- 15:26Speaker 3: Anyway, I guess 55. What? I was like, I love
- 15:31Speaker 3: these 75-year-old grandmas.
- 15:32Speaker 4: Yes.
- 15:33Speaker 3: Little did I know.
- 15:34Speaker 1: Wow.
- 15:34Speaker 3: I need to rewatch that with a whole new mindset.
- 15:38Speaker 1: I love the Golden Girls, by the way.
- 15:40Speaker 3: It makes more sense knowing that they're not 90. What?
- 15:42Speaker 2: 55?
- 15:46Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 15:46Speaker 4: But I will say Betty White from 55 to 85
- 15:49Speaker 4: looked the same.
- 15:50Speaker 1: She did look the exact same.
- 15:53Speaker 3: I don't remember.
- 15:53Speaker 1: And remember Blanche was like the promiscuous one of the group.
- 15:56Speaker 2: Yeah, how old was Blanche?
- 15:58Speaker 3: 53.
- 15:59Speaker 1: What? This is crazy.
- 16:01Speaker 3: Lisa, I'm never saying anything about you ever again. You
- 16:04Speaker 3: look fucking tits over there.
- 16:06Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 16:06Speaker 1: You've always looked tits and you'll continue. That is insane
- 16:11Speaker 1: to me.
- 16:11Speaker 3: Lisa.
- 16:12Speaker 2: How old was the What was her name? Bea? Bea Arthur.
- 16:17Speaker 2: Bea Arthur.
- 16:18Speaker 3: Bea Arthur was 54.
- 16:21Speaker 2: And she looked grown.
- 16:23Speaker 1: No.
- 16:24Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
- 16:25Speaker 1: You guys, that is crazy to me.
- 16:28Speaker 3: So, yeah. See, Lisa?
- 16:30Speaker 2: Not even Lisa. All the other.
- 16:32Speaker 1: Oh, my hell. When did they die?
- 16:34Speaker 3: 70?
- 16:34Speaker 1: I mean, I think... You guys, I think Erika Jayne
- 16:36Speaker 1: is like 54. Isn't she? She's in her 50s. I
- 16:40Speaker 1: know that.
- 16:40Speaker 3: Could you imagine the Golden Girls and then just... Putting
- 16:44Speaker 3: Erika Jayne in the Golden Girls.
- 16:46Speaker 1: Yes, they should remake it. She's 55. Erika Jayne is 55.
- 16:51Speaker 2: So it gives you a whole new appreciation, right?
- 16:54Speaker 1: It does, and it just goes... Oh, my gosh. Thank
- 16:58Speaker 1: God for Sam and Sperm. These women are out, like,
- 17:01Speaker 1: having sex, dating, putting.
- 17:04Speaker 3: Wait, the Golden Girls?
- 17:05Speaker 1: The modern-day Golden Girl is clipping extensions in down to
- 17:09Speaker 1: her ass, push-up bras, latex body suits. It's... Awesome to see.
- 17:15Speaker 4: Maybe I want to go back to the Golden Girl era.
- 17:18Speaker 1: Also, with all of the procedures that these women have
- 17:22Speaker 1: access to, I will say grocery store brands, but also
- 17:30Speaker 1: the Korean skincare is.
- 17:33Speaker 2: So good.
- 17:34Speaker 3: Well, it's working.
- 17:35Speaker 2: It's so good.
- 17:36Speaker 3: Time has shown that all of that is working.
- 17:38Speaker 2: Well, I don't think the Golden Girl's hairstyles helped at all.
- 17:41Speaker 1: You don't say.
- 17:43Speaker 4: I will also say that in Seinfeld, Elaine Bennis with
- 17:46Speaker 4: her hairstyle sure didn't look 65 with that poof thing.
- 17:51Speaker 3: I mean, yes, it's aged, but.
- 17:53Speaker 1: But by the way, you even look at Friends and
- 17:56Speaker 1: they were all supposed to be in their like early
- 17:58Speaker 1: to mid 20s and they felt old. Like when you
- 18:03Speaker 1: watch them, you're like, no, these people are like in
- 18:06Speaker 1: their mid 30s pushing into like.
- 18:08Speaker 3: I still watch Friends thinking they're older than me.
- 18:12Speaker 1: Yeah, they seem older than us. Yeah.
- 18:14Speaker 3: All right. Everything's starting to get wild now.
- 18:18Speaker 1: Dylan Sprouse, his wife walked and he just looked so
- 18:22Speaker 1: proud on the runway. He was like, because his wife
- 18:24Speaker 1: just gave birth like six weeks ago.
- 18:26Speaker 2: And she was banging, right?
- 18:28Speaker 3: Yes.
- 18:29Speaker 1: And whatever the reason, here's the thing.
- 18:31Speaker 2: How old is she?
- 18:34Speaker 3: Mid-20s.
- 18:36Speaker 2: Barbara.
- 18:38Speaker 1: Holy shit.
- 18:39Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
- 18:40Speaker 3: She's my age.
- 18:41Speaker 2: And six weeks postpartum.
- 18:43Speaker 1: Oh my God. I think I was still in like
- 18:46Speaker 1: diapers at six weeks.
- 18:48Speaker 3: Yeah, six weeks. I have a big meal and I'm
- 18:50Speaker 3: not ready in six weeks.
- 18:52Speaker 1: I mean, you can't even start having sex at that time.
- 18:55Speaker 1: How did she get in shape?
- 18:56Speaker 2: I have no clue.
- 18:58Speaker 1: You literally are not even supposed to do like... horrendous even.
- 19:01Speaker 2: Your saggy stomach you know what.
- 19:03Speaker 1: I mean the first kid is so different though the
- 19:05Speaker 1: second is when the skin gets a little funky yeah
- 19:08Speaker 1: like i feel most comfortable when i work out in
- 19:11Speaker 1: a high-waisted.
- 19:11Speaker 3: Pant i love working out in sweats.
- 19:14Speaker 1: And thank you thank you mom you do and and
- 19:17Speaker 1: i'm not complaining but i am saying that a second
- 19:19Speaker 1: kid does make things but kylie jenner has got two
- 19:22Speaker 1: kids she started in her 20s look at me trying
- 19:24Speaker 1: to make myself.
- 19:24Speaker 2: Feel better You're trying to justify, justify, justify.
- 19:28Speaker 1: Yes, they all looked so good.
- 19:30Speaker 4: Everybody's body's different and it's going to bounce back the
- 19:33Speaker 4: way it wants to. Yep.
- 19:34Speaker 1: I know, but I do love seeing women talk about
- 19:38Speaker 1: how hot these women looked because their bounce backs are
- 19:41Speaker 1: pretty fucking incredible. You know? And just to see them
- 19:46Speaker 1: like all woman on the runway. Because there was a
- 19:49Speaker 1: time where the Victoria's Secret fashion show was like filled
- 19:53Speaker 1: with women who had never had children. They were super
- 19:56Speaker 1: freaking young.
- 19:57Speaker 4: Tall.
- 19:58Speaker 1: And tall and legs to the sky. And like you
- 20:01Speaker 1: would watch and I'm sure....
- 20:04Speaker 2: Like, I know I did.
- 20:05Speaker 1: I would watch and be like, how does someone look
- 20:07Speaker 1: that perfect? Yeah.
- 20:09Speaker 3: You know?
- 20:09Speaker 5: Well, and I don't even think back in the day,
- 20:11Speaker 5: and maybe I'm wrong, you had to be a certain height,
- 20:14Speaker 5: a certain weight, a certain look, or you couldn't even
- 20:17Speaker 5: walk it.
- 20:17Speaker 3: Yeah, you had to be like Victoria's Secret.
- 20:19Speaker 4: I remember back in the day, you had to be
- 20:20Speaker 4: like over 5'11 or 5'10.
- 20:22Speaker 3: You had to, to be honest, you had to be
- 20:26Speaker 3: flat as a board.
- 20:27Speaker 1: No ass, no tits, and holy shit. You had a
- 20:28Speaker 1: thigh gap. Can I tell you who won the whole
- 20:30Speaker 1: game for me, though, last night was Megan Thee Stallion.
- 20:34Speaker 3: Was she performing or just walking?
- 20:35Speaker 1: She walked in it.
- 20:36Speaker 4: Because Tate McRae, I don't know if she walked in it,
- 20:38Speaker 4: but she walked and performed.
- 20:41Speaker 3: Like, she did a walk, but while performing.
- 20:42Speaker 1: I don't think she walked. Right. I think she did
- 20:44Speaker 1: her walk, but it was part of her performance.
- 20:46Speaker 4: She had the whole stage to herself while she was
- 20:48Speaker 4: walking and doing it.
- 20:50Speaker 3: So, I mean, to me, that's pretty much a walk.
- 20:52Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. And she crushed it, too. But Megan
- 20:54Speaker 1: Thee Stallion. I mean, I find her to be stunning.
- 20:59Speaker 2: Even to walk alone. Think of walking that in front
- 21:02Speaker 2: of everyone and the camera.
- 21:03Speaker 3: I just don't know where my invitation was with these
- 21:05Speaker 3: legs I have.
- 21:06Speaker 4: I've been out there just fucking strutting on these motherfuckers.
- 21:10Speaker 1: I'm going stunting on these hoes.
- 21:12Speaker 3: I know.
- 21:25Speaker 1: Kaya Gerber posted yesterday about her brother who passed. And
- 21:29Speaker 1: this is like the first time she said anything. And
- 21:31Speaker 1: it's just a home video of like, she's dancing with him.
- 21:37Speaker 1: It really is such a sweet video. And she said,
- 21:40Speaker 1: I love you the bluest to the moon and back
- 21:42Speaker 1: and back again forever.
- 21:43Speaker 2: Big brother.
- 21:43Speaker 1: Oh, I cannot imagine. Like if I lost you, I
- 21:47Speaker 1: would be in, in bad fucking shape.
- 21:50Speaker 3: Yeah, no.
- 21:51Speaker 1: Like for the rest of my life.
- 21:53Speaker 3: I think that is ditto.
- 21:54Speaker 1: I cannot even imagine.
- 21:56Speaker 3: No, I couldn't either. Yeah, no.
- 22:00Speaker 1: I just feel so sad for that family. And I
- 22:04Speaker 1: freaking hate drugs and alcohol, just putting it out there.
- 22:07Speaker 1: I really don't like it.
- 22:09Speaker 4: I can't believe people kind of are still doing what
- 22:13Speaker 4: they're doing with.
- 22:14Speaker 3: The fentanyl, you know?
- 22:15Speaker 1: Well, now there's a new drug that they just talked
- 22:17Speaker 1: about the other day on the Today Show that's 10
- 22:20Speaker 1: times more deadly.
- 22:21Speaker 4: Oh.
- 22:22Speaker 1: Than fentanyl but it gets you higher and the tiniest
- 22:25Speaker 1: little bit obviously can kill you and that's like a
- 22:29Speaker 1: new thing that they're telling everyone to look out for
- 22:31Speaker 1: and if you are doing a fentanyl test it doesn't
- 22:35Speaker 1: detect this other drug i don't know why people are
- 22:39Speaker 1: fucking with drugs anymore i.
- 22:41Speaker 4: Saw this and i want to bring it up for
- 22:43Speaker 4: women who go out to bars and drink there's fingernail
- 22:47Speaker 4: stickers I know it sounds crazy, but you put the
- 22:51Speaker 4: sticker on your finger and it's like blue and say
- 22:54Speaker 4: your drink is there.
- 22:56Speaker 3: You dip your finger in it.
- 22:57Speaker 4: And if the sticker changes a color, it means somebody
- 23:00Speaker 4: has fucked with your drink.
- 23:02Speaker 3: Just a thought.
- 23:03Speaker 4: Cause you know, covering all those things, but they just
- 23:05Speaker 4: came out with like these stickers.
- 23:07Speaker 1: Oh, I do love that. I'm glad that you're talking
- 23:09Speaker 1: about that.
- 23:10Speaker 4: Yeah. Like when cops are testing it, it turns a
- 23:13Speaker 4: certain color yeah it'll give you like the list of
- 23:16Speaker 4: what things are so like just to keep yourself safe
- 23:19Speaker 4: and i think there's no such.
- 23:20Speaker 1: Thing as too much safety even me going out and
- 23:23Speaker 1: ordering a diet coke or a sparkling water like it
- 23:27Speaker 1: doesn't even matter if you're drinking alcohol or not like
- 23:30Speaker 1: that's actually a great thing.
- 23:31Speaker 4: It's just anything but i saw one of my friends
- 23:34Speaker 4: repost it and i thought wow this is an amazing idea.
- 23:37Speaker 1: Yeah no you're absolutely right i'm glad you mentioned that
- 23:40Speaker 1: so it's out there Denise Richards vows to never marry
- 23:43Speaker 1: again after Charlie Sheen and Aaron. She said, I'm 0
- 23:48Speaker 1: for 2. I mean, because I think she has to
- 23:53Speaker 1: pay him alimony, doesn't she?
- 23:54Speaker 3: Oh, she does. I think she does.
- 23:57Speaker 2: She doesn't have to get married again. She can still be,
- 24:00Speaker 2: you know, a lifelong relationship.
- 24:02Speaker 1: Right. But I talk about this all the time with
- 24:06Speaker 1: my girlfriends.
- 24:07Speaker 3: Let's see.
- 24:07Speaker 4: Does.
- 24:09Speaker 1: Denise Richards have to pay Aaron Pfeiffer's child or no,
- 24:13Speaker 1: not child support.
- 24:14Speaker 2: Alimony. Yeah.
- 24:17Speaker 1: Alimony question mark.
- 24:19Speaker 3: Yes.
- 24:20Speaker 1: Denise Richards has, has been ordered by a judge to
- 24:23Speaker 1: pay temporary spousal support.
- 24:24Speaker 2: That is ridiculous.
- 24:26Speaker 1: Can I tell you, this is. Does she have a job?
- 24:31Speaker 1: Does she have a job? Yeah. Yeah. No, I think,
- 24:33Speaker 1: I think she works pretty consistently and, And she's made
- 24:39Speaker 1: so much money. Like, I don't know exactly what she does.
- 24:44Speaker 2: But I don't think she took a lot from Charlie.
- 24:46Speaker 1: No, I think she just wanted out.
- 24:47Speaker 3: Well, I don't think Charlie had a lot at the end.
- 24:50Speaker 3: Did he?
- 24:50Speaker 1: No, he spent a lot of money. I watched that
- 24:54Speaker 1: documentary on him. So spousal support, she must pay him
- 24:58Speaker 1: $ 5, 000 per month. And it is temporary money. The judge
- 25:04Speaker 1: explicitly broke this sum down to cover $ 2, 000 for Pfeiffer's rent,
- 25:08Speaker 1: $ 1, 000 for his car, and $ 1, 000 for food, and $ 1, 000
- 25:11Speaker 1: for miscellaneous expenses. Then for her legal fees, in addition
- 25:15Speaker 1: to the monthly alimony, she was ordered to cover $ 30, 000
- 25:18Speaker 1: of his expenses, $ 25, 000 for his attorney's fees, and $ 5, 000
- 25:23Speaker 1: for a forensic accountant. And you know what? This is
- 25:26Speaker 1: why I say, just don't get married.
- 25:30Speaker 2: But isn't there common law in marriage? In California.
- 25:33Speaker 1: Nope, doesn't exist.
- 25:34Speaker 2: Oh, well, that's good.
- 25:35Speaker 1: You can just Goldie Hawn this shit until the wheels
- 25:38Speaker 1: fall off.
- 25:39Speaker 2: Speaking of, she was on the red carpet the other day. Yeah.
- 25:42Speaker 2: Looked darling with her Kurt Russell.
- 25:47Speaker 1: She's one of my most favorite actresses on the planet.
- 25:50Speaker 4: And they both look like they just filmed Overboard.
- 25:53Speaker 3: Like, I feel like they haven't changed.
- 25:54Speaker 2: They're so cute.
- 25:55Speaker 1: They're just, like, so in love and cute. I think
- 25:57Speaker 1: they met on that movie.
- 25:58Speaker 3: They did.
- 25:59Speaker 2: And I think she's five years older than he is.
- 26:01Speaker 1: Oh, you better get it, Goldie.
- 26:02Speaker 2: She's like Cougar.
- 26:04Speaker 1: Now that's the kind of Goldie girl I'm looking for.
- 26:06Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 26:07Speaker 1: She, like, waking up every morning and choosing each other.
- 26:10Speaker 1: Because I think a lot of times people stay together
- 26:12Speaker 1: because they don't want the headache of the paperwork.
- 26:14Speaker 4: Yep.
- 26:15Speaker 1: Where, like, if you could just come up with an
- 26:17Speaker 1: agreement where you're like, we're life partners. Yeah. But if
- 26:21Speaker 1: things go south one day, you don't need to worry
- 26:24Speaker 1: about losing anything. We don't have to divide assets. You
- 26:26Speaker 1: can just up and go. And I'll be sad, but
- 26:30Speaker 1: it's all good.
- 26:31Speaker 5: No, they're darling. And they had a baby together. Yeah.
- 26:36Speaker 3: What's his name?
- 26:37Speaker 2: I don't know his name.
- 26:38Speaker 3: I wanted it to be something crazy.
- 26:42Speaker 1: No, it's not crazy.
- 26:44Speaker 2: And don't they live in Colorado? I don't know that.
- 26:47Speaker 2: I think they do.
- 26:48Speaker 1: They moved out of L.A.? Yeah.
- 26:51Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 26:51Speaker 1: And then Kate Hudson is another one of my most
- 26:53Speaker 1: favorite actresses.
- 26:54Speaker 2: Me and you both. I love her rom-coms.
- 26:57Speaker 1: She is so cute.
- 26:59Speaker 2: She's darling.
- 27:01Speaker 4: Ugh.
- 27:03Speaker 2: And the son, they have, what's his name?
- 27:05Speaker 1: Oliver.
- 27:06Speaker 2: He's cute, too.
- 27:08Speaker 1: Just a cute family. What was he? He was in
- 27:09Speaker 1: a sitcom. Rules of Engagement.
- 27:13Speaker 3: What is that?
- 27:14Speaker 1: Don't you remember we used to watch Rules of Engagement
- 27:16Speaker 1: with Dad?
- 27:17Speaker 3: If I were to see it, I'd know it.
- 27:21Speaker 1: Yeah, don't you remember?
- 27:22Speaker 3: I know exactly what you're talking about.
- 27:23Speaker 1: Yeah, Dad, we would always watch that. We loved a
- 27:26Speaker 1: good sitcom at my house. Didn't we?
- 27:28Speaker 2: That's all we loved. Yeah. Situation comedies.
- 27:31Speaker 1: It's so cute.
- 27:34Speaker 3: I'm like... That and Law & Order.
- 27:36Speaker 1: I don't love Law & Order.
- 27:37Speaker 2: I know you don't.
- 27:38Speaker 3: Unpopular opinion.
- 27:39Speaker 1: I love Law & Order. I have zero interest.
- 27:41Speaker 2: And it's been on the air 35 years.
- 27:43Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. Olivia can now retire.
- 27:46Speaker 1: Why would you want to, though? Remember that time where
- 27:48Speaker 1: she was, like, filming a scene?
- 27:49Speaker 2: No, we're saying in the show.
- 27:52Speaker 3: The show.
- 27:52Speaker 1: Oh, she could retire.
- 27:54Speaker 4: If she was an actual detective, they'd actually be pushing
- 27:56Speaker 4: her out the door going, you put in enough time, sweetheart.
- 27:58Speaker 3: We need young guns in here.
- 28:00Speaker 2: She plays her role so well.
- 28:02Speaker 1: She does.
- 28:03Speaker 3: Acting? Yeah, very good at it. So good.
- 28:06Speaker 1: No, Easton, like a couple years ago, she was filming
- 28:10Speaker 1: a scene at a park in New York and there
- 28:12Speaker 1: was a little kid who was lost and thought she
- 28:14Speaker 1: was actually a police officer and went up to her
- 28:17Speaker 1: to help him find his parent or whatever and she
- 28:21Speaker 1: stopped the scene to help him find who he was
- 28:24Speaker 1: looking for.
- 28:24Speaker 3: You know what? Costume deserves a raise. Looking like a cop?
- 28:30Speaker 5: Hey, speaking of costumes, you went out and got a
- 28:33Speaker 5: costume for Halloween.
- 28:35Speaker 1: Oh, don't remind me that it's Halloween.
- 28:38Speaker 3: I hate Halloween. Yeah, you know what?
- 28:41Speaker 1: Actually, Sandoval was on to something when he said he
- 28:44Speaker 1: doesn't dig me in a theme because I'm awful at it.
- 28:47Speaker 1: There was a... I wouldn't say that was a themed night.
- 28:50Speaker 3: It wasn't.
- 28:51Speaker 1: And I told him that. I'm like, it's because this
- 28:52Speaker 1: is not a theme. I'm wearing a normal dress. And
- 28:55Speaker 1: now you're insulting me and telling me it's a costume. Like,
- 28:58Speaker 1: what is this? I was going to do an updo,
- 29:01Speaker 1: but I thought I might look like an ice skater.
- 29:03Speaker 1: So I did super long extensions. I think the whole
- 29:04Speaker 1: look was beautiful. Wait, what's your costume, brudda?
- 29:20Speaker 3: I have two parties.
- 29:22Speaker 4: Oh!
- 29:22Speaker 3: Big ballin', baby! Witches and warlocks. So I got like a,
- 29:28Speaker 3: just a warlock, like throw, whatever. Okay. Do something with it.
- 29:33Speaker 3: And then because.
- 29:34Speaker 2: It's a cloak.
- 29:35Speaker 3: It's a cloak.
- 29:36Speaker 4: Oh.
- 29:37Speaker 3: With a hood.
- 29:37Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 29:38Speaker 4: And then I was like, I'm gonna repurpose this and
- 29:40Speaker 4: then I just got like a scary mask and gloves
- 29:44Speaker 4: and gloves so I'm just like it's a white mask
- 29:46Speaker 4: with like It's a very scary lady.
- 29:49Speaker 3: It's almost like she's a nun.
- 29:51Speaker 4: Oh.
- 29:51Speaker 3: A scary nun.
- 29:52Speaker 1: A dead nun.
- 29:53Speaker 3: And I loved.
- 29:54Speaker 2: Sosa looking at you.
- 29:56Speaker 1: Oh, did you put it on this morning?
- 29:57Speaker 4: Well, I just like put it on just to like
- 30:00Speaker 4: see the outfit and Sosa was eating.
- 30:03Speaker 3: And I'd look at her and she'd go, I love you, Titi.
- 30:05Speaker 3: I love you, Titi.
- 30:06Speaker 2: And then she'd say, Titi.
- 30:08Speaker 1: Titi. Titi.
- 30:08Speaker 4: And then I'd take the mask off and she'd smile
- 30:11Speaker 4: and go, Titi.
- 30:12Speaker 3: And then I'd put it back on and she'd go.
- 30:14Speaker 3: I love you, TT.
- 30:15Speaker 1: Do you remember when dad would wear that old person mask?
- 30:17Speaker 3: The old man mask? Yeah, no, scarring. He came out
- 30:21Speaker 3: of his closet in that thing. And I was like, huh?
- 30:24Speaker 2: He loved to dress up. He loved costumes.
- 30:26Speaker 3: No, dad was. I hated it.
- 30:28Speaker 1: I remember going to the Sunloft's house and he showed
- 30:31Speaker 1: up in a.
- 30:31Speaker 3: In a house.
- 30:32Speaker 1: In a house and he healed.
- 30:34Speaker 2: I'm like. Yeah, it was his costume for that.
- 30:37Speaker 3: No, that was just.
- 30:38Speaker 2: And we went to Park City.
- 30:39Speaker 1: Well, don't you remember he always told me he wanted
- 30:41Speaker 1: to be in the arts, but his mom wouldn't let
- 30:43Speaker 1: him be in the play because boys in plays were gay?
- 30:46Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 30:47Speaker 3: Oh, my dad was gay.
- 30:48Speaker 1: No, he wasn't. He liked the arts and never, grandma
- 30:53Speaker 1: wouldn't let him be in the play.
- 30:54Speaker 3: And can I be honest? I think dad.
- 30:58Speaker 1: She thought I was a lesbian based on being in plays.
- 31:01Speaker 5: No, she said to me, we were at dinner one
- 31:03Speaker 5: night and she said, do you want her to be
- 31:05Speaker 5: a lesbian?
- 31:05Speaker 1: No. As I left was my giant boyfriend who we
- 31:10Speaker 1: were sexually active.
- 31:11Speaker 2: You're a lesbian. I don't care.
- 31:13Speaker 1: Oh, for her, that would have been the end of
- 31:14Speaker 1: the world.
- 31:15Speaker 2: Gosh.
- 31:15Speaker 3: It's like you. I just remember like you going, you'd
- 31:18Speaker 3: get ready, things like that. And then we'd go.
- 31:21Speaker 4: And then all of our cousins, the women even, were
- 31:24Speaker 4: like in, I don't know, like lesbian shorts and like
- 31:29Speaker 4: a t-shirt. I was like, and you're worrying about my
- 31:32Speaker 4: dressed up woman sister, but not these guys cookie eating.
- 31:36Speaker 3: I think you're off to something real wrong, Grandma.
- 31:39Speaker 1: But by the way, like, who cares?
- 31:42Speaker 2: Who cares?
- 31:42Speaker 3: I'm just irritated.
- 31:43Speaker 4: Back to the point, I think if Dad would have
- 31:45Speaker 4: been in the arts, he would have been so successful.
- 31:48Speaker 1: He would have.
- 31:49Speaker 3: He crushed. It's sad. He would have been a comedian.
- 31:52Speaker 3: He would have been a lot of things. Then he
- 31:55Speaker 3: got stifled.
- 31:56Speaker 1: He did get stifled.
- 31:57Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely.
- 31:58Speaker 1: In a lot of different areas, too. I can't think
- 32:01Speaker 1: about it too much, or I will go insane on
- 32:03Speaker 1: the whole family.
- 32:04Speaker 3: No, I know, because he deserved a different life.
- 32:06Speaker 4: He did.
- 32:07Speaker 3: Yeah, and he wanted it, and he was shunned because
- 32:09Speaker 3: of it.
- 32:10Speaker 1: Yeah, he was.
- 32:11Speaker 3: All right, I'm going to Utah.
- 32:14Speaker 1: A lot of threatening on this podcast.
- 32:18Speaker 3: There.
- 32:19Speaker 1: There is something sweet about Halloween now that I have kids, obviously.
- 32:24Speaker 1: Sosa is going to be la vaca lola, obviously. I
- 32:28Speaker 1: got her a cow costume because she's obsessed. I've told
- 32:31Speaker 1: you guys, it's my favorite thing. When I put her
- 32:33Speaker 1: in the crib, she has two cows that she's obsessed with.
- 32:36Speaker 1: One has tan spots. The other has black. They both
- 32:40Speaker 1: have to be with her in her crib. And she
- 32:41Speaker 1: holds them like this and goes.
- 32:45Speaker 1: And if they're not in her crib, she stands and goes,
- 32:48Speaker 1: La vaca Lola, mama.
- 32:49Speaker 3: La vaca Lola.
- 32:50Speaker 1: Over and over and over again. And we have to
- 32:52Speaker 1: go around the house and find them. And we have
- 32:53Speaker 1: to try to find them. So I got her a
- 32:55Speaker 1: cow costume, but I want to put like a name
- 32:57Speaker 1: tag on her that says, hi, my name is Lola.
- 33:00Speaker 1: So that people know that she's La vaca Lola. And
- 33:04Speaker 1: then Ocean wants to be these like new, it's a
- 33:07Speaker 1: ladybug and cat noir. She wants me to be cat noir,
- 33:11Speaker 1: which is like the boy thing.
- 33:13Speaker 2: Which is totally fine.
- 33:14Speaker 1: I can like get a, he's in like full latex.
- 33:17Speaker 1: I'm like that I can fuck with.
- 33:18Speaker 2: Yeah. She has had her Halloween costume on every day.
- 33:22Speaker 1: I won't let her put the wig on yet. It's
- 33:24Speaker 1: like a purple wig.
- 33:25Speaker 2: I know she saw it. She goes, Oh, there's the wig.
- 33:27Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm keeping it safe because I had to buy
- 33:29Speaker 1: two Wednesday costumes because she messed up the wig.
- 33:32Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 33:33Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 33:34Speaker 2: She's super excited.
- 33:35Speaker 1: That's what she's being for that party. You're talking about.
- 33:37Speaker 1: I got like a slutty witch costume. Cause why the
- 33:40Speaker 1: hell not? You know, If the Victoria's Secret models can
- 33:43Speaker 1: do it, so can I.
- 33:44Speaker 2: That's right.
- 33:45Speaker 3: In my mind.
- 33:46Speaker 1: I walked in the show last night in my mind.
- 33:48Speaker 1: As I laid watching Sunday Night Football, I was like,
- 33:53Speaker 1: mentally I'm on the run. I can't believe I just walked.
- 33:56Speaker 1: I'm exhausted.
- 33:58Speaker 3: Where are my cheese and crackers?
- 34:00Speaker 1: I did go ham on cheese and crackers last night.
- 34:02Speaker 3: Yeah, I couldn't sleep.
- 34:04Speaker 1: Because of Game of Thrones?
- 34:05Speaker 3: Yes, Game of Thrones.
- 34:07Speaker 2: I don't know if you knew this. Ocean put her
- 34:10Speaker 2: gloves on.
- 34:11Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 34:11Speaker 2: And she was cutting with her little child safe scissors.
- 34:15Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 34:16Speaker 2: She cut a hole in her glove.
- 34:18Speaker 1: Like a big hole?
- 34:19Speaker 3: Those don't seem very child safety if they're just cutting
- 34:21Speaker 3: through gloves.
- 34:21Speaker 1: Wait, what do you mean? Like her finger could go
- 34:24Speaker 1: through it? Yeah. That is so annoying.
- 34:27Speaker 2: But that's your daughter.
- 34:28Speaker 1: I don't think I can get a new one in time.
- 34:31Speaker 2: You don't need one.
- 34:33Speaker 1: It's fine?
- 34:33Speaker 3: It's fine.
- 34:34Speaker 1: So she's just going to have one rogue finger hanging
- 34:36Speaker 1: out of it?
- 34:36Speaker 3: She can scroll her phone.
- 34:37Speaker 2: No, she can pull it back in.
- 34:39Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. That's exactly why I told her I
- 34:42Speaker 1: didn't want her to try it on before Halloween.
- 34:44Speaker 2: She puts it on every day though.
- 34:45Speaker 3: Her finger is going to be like a little pig
- 34:47Speaker 3: in a blanket.
- 34:50Speaker 2: I love it.
- 34:52Speaker 1: It's time for Bravo.
- 34:54Speaker 3: Bravo.
- 34:55Speaker 1: Fucking Bravo. Real Housewives of New York newbie Daisy doesn't
- 35:00Speaker 1: want her friend slash client Martha Stewart to join the cast.
- 35:04Speaker 1: She's the one that does her makeup.
- 35:06Speaker 2: How do you feel about that? Why doesn't she want
- 35:08Speaker 2: her joining the cast? Because she's Martha Stewart.
- 35:13Speaker 1: I just think when people find their thing, people get
- 35:18Speaker 1: very territorial over their spot on reality television.
- 35:21Speaker 3: But it's her first season.
- 35:23Speaker 1: I know. And she's finally found her thing. So she's
- 35:26Speaker 1: probably taking ownership over it. And I noticed this with so,
- 35:31Speaker 1: I shouldn't say so many. I've only done Vanderpump in
- 35:33Speaker 1: the Valley. But there are times where new people come
- 35:36Speaker 1: on and you should see how everyone gets very like,
- 35:40Speaker 1: And it's like, guys, we just want to make a
- 35:42Speaker 1: good show. So if we need a new cast member,
- 35:46Speaker 1: we should welcome them.
- 35:47Speaker 2: Well, does Martha want to be on the show?
- 35:49Speaker 1: Martha May, who do you get? Has the best light. Well,
- 35:55Speaker 1: not this year. I'm going to beat that perfect little
- 35:58Speaker 1: prissy Martha.
- 36:00Speaker 3: Or whatever she says. Hi.
- 36:03Speaker 1: I know every word. I know every word, the whole movie.
- 36:06Speaker 1: And Ocean asks me to do it, and she just
- 36:08Speaker 1: sits there. Keep going.
- 36:10Speaker 3: And you can.
- 36:10Speaker 1: And I say, give me my stage. No, she's just here.
- 36:18Speaker 1: And Martha, are you joking? You really think Martha Stewart's
- 36:20Speaker 1: like itching to be a Real Housewives?
- 36:23Speaker 2: I don't think so.
- 36:23Speaker 1: Of New York cast member?
- 36:25Speaker 2: Like what time does she have?
- 36:27Speaker 3: Not at all.
- 36:27Speaker 1: She's too busy taking hot selfies on her free time.
- 36:31Speaker 2: Exactly. And GLP-1 commercials.
- 36:33Speaker 1: She's crushing it.
- 36:34Speaker 4: Cookbooks.
- 36:34Speaker 2: I mean, come on.
- 36:35Speaker 3: Getting high with Snoop Dogg.
- 36:36Speaker 2: Come on.
- 36:37Speaker 6: Come on now come on now I don't need it
- 36:40Speaker 6: although I would love to see her because she was
- 36:41Speaker 6: so entertaining it was wild to see Martha Stewart someone
- 36:45Speaker 6: who's so fucking famous go on reality TV and so
- 36:49Speaker 6: like effortlessly be herself I know right I mean I
- 36:52Speaker 6: know she's been doing it a long time but sometimes
- 36:54Speaker 6: it doesn't translate like even people who are in the
- 36:56Speaker 6: public eye you throw a camera in front of them
- 36:59Speaker 6: and go okay live your life it's kind of like No,
- 37:02Speaker 6: people have, I will.
- 37:04Speaker 4: Say, a lot of people have given the Kardashians a
- 37:06Speaker 4: lot of praise.
- 37:07Speaker 3: You can't do it. They do what they do very well.
- 37:10Speaker 1: Of course. Do you know how hard it is to
- 37:13Speaker 1: have a successful reality TV show that your life has
- 37:17Speaker 1: to be interesting enough for people to watch? There's no script.
- 37:21Speaker 1: We're not pulling things out of thin air.
- 37:22Speaker 3: To do it twice. From E- Give it a break.
- 37:25Speaker 3: Now we're on Hulu. Still going eight seasons.
- 37:27Speaker 1: Still going eight seasons. It's crazy. They should be. And
- 37:31Speaker 1: it is draining. Yeah.
- 37:34Speaker 3: I don't enjoy the show that much, but good for them.
- 37:37Speaker 1: The Kardashians? Yeah. I haven't really, I haven't watched a
- 37:40Speaker 1: full season ever.
- 37:41Speaker 3: Me and mom tried.
- 37:44Speaker 2: Yeah, we tried.
- 37:45Speaker 1: By the way, though, I know this has nothing to
- 37:47Speaker 1: do with Bravo, but you're like on your... You are
- 37:51Speaker 1: officially a huge fan of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.
- 37:54Speaker 5: Yes, but last night I was watching and I kind
- 37:57Speaker 5: of fast forwarded through a couple of things because it
- 38:00Speaker 5: wasn't interesting to me.
- 38:13Speaker 1: Lindsay Hubbard is dating Below Deck star Joe Bradley. I'm
- 38:17Speaker 1: shooketh to my core about this. I did not see
- 38:19Speaker 1: this coming. I didn't see her with a Bravo Leopardy.
- 38:23Speaker 3: I don't even know who that is.
- 38:24Speaker 2: I don't either.
- 38:25Speaker 1: By the way, though, people love Below Deck. I'll show
- 38:28Speaker 1: you a picture.
- 38:29Speaker 3: What's his name? I do know Below Deck.
- 38:30Speaker 4: Joe Bradley?
- 38:30Speaker 3: I just don't know Lindsay Hubbard.
- 38:32Speaker 1: You don't know Lindsay Hubs? Yes, you do.
- 38:35Speaker 2: She's on Summer House, right?
- 38:38Speaker 4: Yes.
- 38:39Speaker 2: I know Lindsay. Not personally.
- 38:42Speaker 1: Lindsay Hubbard, you 100% know who she is.
- 38:46Speaker 2: Lindsay Hubbard. She's blonde, had a baby.
- 38:50Speaker 3: Guys, I know Lindsay Hubbard.
- 38:53Speaker 1: Yes, she's like so fabulous and amazing. You don't know
- 38:56Speaker 1: the guy she's dating. Joe Bradley, I recognize his face.
- 39:02Speaker 1: And I think you guys would too.
- 39:05Speaker 3: Let me see.
- 39:06Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 39:08Speaker 3: I do. Good for them.
- 39:10Speaker 1: What is his age? Age.
- 39:12Speaker 3: Age is just a number.
- 39:13Speaker 1: Wow, 10-year age gap. I love this for her.
- 39:16Speaker 3: Is she older? Shh.
- 39:19Speaker 1: Yeah, she's 40, he's 30, and he does Below Deck Mediterranean. Oh,
- 39:25Speaker 1: and he's on Southern Hospitality. That's where I know him from.
- 39:28Speaker 1: Is Southern Hospitality?
- 39:30Speaker 3: I think i know from below deck because i don't
- 39:32Speaker 3: watch the other one i don't.
- 39:33Speaker 1: Watch i don't watch southern hospitality either but i on
- 39:37Speaker 1: their little whatever it's called i've heard it's very good
- 39:39Speaker 1: though all right well she it gives early can we
- 39:43Speaker 1: talk about rules vibes By the way, I'm so happy
- 39:48Speaker 1: that you're bringing this up because it's not in my notes.
- 39:51Speaker 3: Go. Bronwyn paid her man.
- 39:56Speaker 1: Yeah, on this season.
- 39:57Speaker 2: On this season.
- 39:58Speaker 3: The model, the young one.
- 40:00Speaker 4: The model $ 15, 000 to film with her for one of
- 40:04Speaker 4: the scenes.
- 40:06Speaker 1: All right.
- 40:06Speaker 3: And for that, I want to make one point.
- 40:09Speaker 1: Make the point because we're on the same page.
- 40:11Speaker 4: OK, so this man is a very good looking man,
- 40:14Speaker 4: a working man, a model. What if he had a
- 40:18Speaker 4: job that was paying him fifteen thousand? It wasn't huge,
- 40:21Speaker 4: but like a modeling job.
- 40:22Speaker 3: For fifteen K.
- 40:23Speaker 4: Bronwyn was like, well, what if I just pay you
- 40:26Speaker 4: and you can come with me and we'll film together
- 40:29Speaker 4: and that will be your payment for just like filming.
- 40:32Speaker 3: If I'm the guy, I would probably go. I'll go
- 40:34Speaker 3: with you for the 15. I get it.
- 40:35Speaker 4: Not only have fun, I get to make money and
- 40:38Speaker 4: spend time with you. So I don't think it's Bronwyn going,
- 40:42Speaker 4: I have to pay this man to come and do this.
- 40:45Speaker 4: I think he's just a working man and I have
- 40:47Speaker 4: to pay him for his time.
- 40:48Speaker 3: He probably had other things.
- 40:49Speaker 1: So I am with you because it comes out... This
- 40:53Speaker 1: has been something that has come out a lot in
- 40:55Speaker 1: different cities of Housewives where it's like so-and-so paid this person.
- 41:02Speaker 1: Let me put it this way. I know what I
- 41:05Speaker 1: make to film... The Valley, and I know what I
- 41:08Speaker 1: made to film Vanderpump Rules. When you have someone in
- 41:13Speaker 1: your life and you're like, hey, they would like to
- 41:17Speaker 1: capture us, you know, do a scene, would you come
- 41:21Speaker 1: on and do this? It is, number one, very intimidating
- 41:26Speaker 1: to put your life out there. They're not getting paid,
- 41:29Speaker 1: which you feel badly about. They're taking time out of
- 41:32Speaker 1: their day to do it. Like, I think all of
- 41:36Speaker 1: those things kind of get dismissed because it's like, oh,
- 41:39Speaker 1: it's not real. You paid them. And it's like, it
- 41:41Speaker 1: is real. But guess what? This person doesn't want to
- 41:43Speaker 1: be on fucking camera. They're a huge part of my life.
- 41:46Speaker 1: They don't want to be doing this.
- 41:47Speaker 2: Well, they want to make a paycheck.
- 41:49Speaker 1: And also, like, it's me being kind. I know what
- 41:52Speaker 1: I'm making. The least I can do is throw him $ 15, 000.
- 41:55Speaker 5: Especially when he's missing out on money that he could
- 41:58Speaker 5: be making.
- 41:59Speaker 4: Right.
- 41:59Speaker 1: Like, you're asking me to fly into Salt Lake City
- 42:02Speaker 1: to film with you. I don't live there. And you're
- 42:06Speaker 1: asking me to put my life, my intimate business with
- 42:09Speaker 1: you out there?
- 42:10Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 42:11Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say I'm going to sweeten the deal
- 42:12Speaker 1: for you by paying you. For me, it has nothing
- 42:15Speaker 1: to do with anything else other than I know I'm
- 42:19Speaker 1: asking you to do a lot. Let me compensate you.
- 42:21Speaker 2: So he can pay his bills.
- 42:22Speaker 3: Maybe pay his rent.
- 42:23Speaker 4: That's how I looked at it. I didn't think like, oh,
- 42:26Speaker 4: she had to pay. And I think people are attacking
- 42:27Speaker 4: it from that angle. Like, oh, she has to pay
- 42:29Speaker 4: people to go. It's like, no, people have real lives.
- 42:33Speaker 4: And even when I was in Utah. And also, not
- 42:34Speaker 4: everyone wants to be on camera.
- 42:36Speaker 1: No.
- 42:36Speaker 3: But remember, I was in Utah and I'd be like,
- 42:38Speaker 3: I'm going to miss two days of work. And you
- 42:40Speaker 3: guys would go, I'll just pay you for those two days.
- 42:43Speaker 3: And I'd go, perfect. Then we're great.
- 42:44Speaker 1: Busy on work.
- 42:45Speaker 3: Things like that.
- 42:45Speaker 1: Also, not everyone wants to be on camera. No.
- 42:50Speaker 5: No.
- 42:50Speaker 1: Some people are like, no, I don't want to be filmed.
- 42:54Speaker 3: I'm over here. It's fun.
- 42:57Speaker 1: Yes.
- 42:57Speaker 3: I mean, I don't dislike it. It's fun, but I
- 43:00Speaker 3: will say there.
- 43:00Speaker 1: Are people— Imagine going on, though, and filming something, like,
- 43:05Speaker 1: with a girl.
- 43:06Speaker 4: Other people?
- 43:07Speaker 1: Yes.
- 43:08Speaker 5: No, it's easy and doable because— That you're intimate with
- 43:09Speaker 5: and you have a relationship with.
- 43:11Speaker 3: Oh, I would do it.
- 43:12Speaker 1: Back to that. Yeah, and they want to capture the
- 43:13Speaker 1: awkward moments. Is he going to, like, do something that makes—
- 43:18Speaker 1: feel like he's not that into her. Those are the
- 43:20Speaker 1: moments that you're hoping for, right? Just as a viewer,
- 43:24Speaker 1: you don't want to see two people having normal conversations and.
- 43:29Speaker 2: Being in love.
- 43:30Speaker 1: No.
- 43:31Speaker 2: Boring.
- 43:32Speaker 1: Boring. We want to see her invest in him not
- 43:35Speaker 1: so much or the other way around.
- 43:37Speaker 3: You know?
- 43:37Speaker 5: Where's the car crash?
- 43:40Speaker 3: Did you guys see her in the tub? She's in
- 43:42Speaker 3: the tub. Taylor Frankie Paul is in the tub with
- 43:44Speaker 3: another guy.
- 43:45Speaker 4: I don't know if this is mormon the secret lives
- 43:48Speaker 4: or if this is the bachelor that never got released
- 43:51Speaker 4: but she's in the they're in the tub together and
- 43:54Speaker 4: she goes to drink water out of the faucet and
- 43:57Speaker 4: the guy's face is like oh no and it went
- 44:00Speaker 4: viral because of that reason and i got disgusted from
- 44:03Speaker 4: her because.
- 44:04Speaker 1: Of that oh i used to drink when i was
- 44:06Speaker 1: a little kid yeah a.
- 44:07Speaker 4: Little kid yeah not with two three kids you didn't
- 44:10Speaker 4: turn out of the faucet Yeah, so like probably, and
- 44:14Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I don't take cold baths, so she's drinking
- 44:16Speaker 4: hot water.
- 44:17Speaker 1: No, you turn on cold.
- 44:19Speaker 3: She did not. It's on film.
- 44:22Speaker 2: Maybe they edited out her. It's AI, AI, AI.
- 44:27Speaker 3: The guy's face is priceless. That's great.
- 44:29Speaker 2: I love it.
- 44:30Speaker 4: That's what we're hoping for with Bronwyn and her guy.
- 44:34Speaker 4: the ink face yeah that's what we're.
- 44:35Speaker 1: All no we're not hoping just as viewers like we
- 44:38Speaker 1: watch for the dramatic moments i'm also not hoping for
- 44:41Speaker 1: bronwyn that the guy is not into her no i
- 44:44Speaker 1: hope that.
- 44:45Speaker 2: In my little bravo they live happily.
- 44:47Speaker 1: Ever after with all of these people who are in
- 44:50Speaker 1: the little bravo universe i want them happy as a
- 44:54Speaker 1: viewer you're like i want the crazy like who's gonna
- 44:58Speaker 1: mess up yeah you know Andy Cohen swears he doesn't
- 45:02Speaker 1: have favorites in the Housewives universe, but admits he has
- 45:05Speaker 1: a soft spot for two. I will say New York
- 45:09Speaker 1: and Atlanta have always been kind of close to my heart.
- 45:13Speaker 1: That's really cute. You can tell with New York because
- 45:16Speaker 1: that's like his mothership, right? And then Atlanta, how do
- 45:19Speaker 1: you not? Those women just crush it.
- 45:21Speaker 2: They do.
- 45:22Speaker 1: They're so fun. The shit that comes out of their
- 45:25Speaker 1: mouths is wild.
- 45:27Speaker 3: It feels like he's not going to work with those girls.
- 45:30Speaker 1: Yeah, because they make it so fun.
- 45:31Speaker 3: Pure entertainment for him.
- 45:33Speaker 1: Yes.
- 45:33Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 45:34Speaker 2: Well, Portia.
- 45:35Speaker 1: Portia's so stunning and so hysterical when she talks.
- 45:39Speaker 2: Totally.
- 45:41Speaker 1: And her facial expressions. She's so cute and bubbly.
- 45:44Speaker 2: I know. I like her a lot. I like her
- 45:46Speaker 2: a lot, too.
- 45:48Speaker 1: She would be a good time.
- 45:49Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.
- 45:51Speaker 1: You know, Brittany kind of reminds me of that.
- 45:53Speaker 2: Brittany, she's another.
- 45:55Speaker 1: Angel. I love her. And she looks so good.
- 46:01Speaker 3: Good God. I saw her. I won't lie at the party.
- 46:05Speaker 3: I saw her from the back and I didn't know.
- 46:07Speaker 4: And I was like, who's this fine fucking thing. And
- 46:10Speaker 4: then she turned around and I was like, Oh my God,
- 46:12Speaker 4: it's kind of my sister.
- 46:13Speaker 1: She, she did say, she was like, I'm getting like
- 46:17Speaker 1: a lot of nice comments in the comment section. And
- 46:19Speaker 1: she goes, although it does feel nice, it makes me
- 46:22Speaker 1: sad that depending on my weight and appearance, That's how
- 46:27Speaker 1: people choose to be kind to me or not. And
- 46:29Speaker 1: I'm like, it is really fucked up.
- 46:31Speaker 4: It is.
- 46:31Speaker 3: But also like, I feel like because she wanted to
- 46:34Speaker 3: do this, like.
- 46:36Speaker 1: People are praising her. That's a good, that's a good way.
- 46:38Speaker 3: To look at it. I put myself out here for this.
- 46:41Speaker 4: So I'm going, you know, I am going to give
- 46:43Speaker 4: you praise because you're being so open and vulnerable.
- 46:46Speaker 3: So I'm going to praise you. So it is like,
- 46:48Speaker 3: you know, I.
- 46:48Speaker 4: Feel like you kind of ask for what you do,
- 46:51Speaker 4: but I rather have what she's getting than the opposite.
- 46:53Speaker 1: Well, I think she agrees. I just think it opens
- 46:56Speaker 1: your eyes to like how crazy this world is that
- 46:59Speaker 1: like you see someone who looks a certain way and like.
- 47:03Speaker 2: Past judgment.
- 47:04Speaker 4: Right.
- 47:04Speaker 1: Where like her personality is the exact same. She's still
- 47:07Speaker 1: kind and sweet. A great mom. Like none of that changed.
- 47:11Speaker 1: Just her appearance changed. And now she's getting an overwhelming
- 47:15Speaker 1: amount of love, which I think the people that are
- 47:18Speaker 1: giving her all of the love, like they're not the
- 47:20Speaker 1: psychopaths that are commenting horrendous things.
- 47:23Speaker 4: No.
- 47:23Speaker 3: Right?
- 47:24Speaker 1: No.
- 47:25Speaker 3: They're probably the same people that kind of are in
- 47:27Speaker 3: her boat.
- 47:28Speaker 2: And can relate with her.
- 47:29Speaker 3: There you go.
- 47:30Speaker 1: Yeah. And like you said, it takes like... 12 nice
- 47:34Speaker 1: comments to outweigh one bad comment.
- 47:36Speaker 3: No, it takes 12,000 nice comments to outweigh the one bad.
- 47:40Speaker 2: Oh, that explains everything.
- 47:41Speaker 3: That's not it for me. 12,000. That was a cute episode.
- 47:45Speaker 1: I love you guys. Thank you for listening to another
- 47:46Speaker 1: episode of Untraditionally Lala. We will catch you guys next week. Bye. Bye.