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OUTRO: #SideBoob · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Fan of the Darky Big Show podcast, make sure you
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  Speaker 2: Thanks mate, Thanks mate. What we were just discussing was
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  Speaker 2: we were doing some filming today for Radio Hodarchy, and
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  Speaker 2: Pugs were saying that he loved it, he loved the experience,
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  Speaker 2: and he loved being on set, and that he would
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  Speaker 2: quite happily sit in a chair waiting and be on
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  Speaker 2: his phone. And I was saying, how I loathe and
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  Speaker 2: hate myself when I'm sitting around looking absentmindedly and deer
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  Speaker 2: brainy like at my phone, and I feel my solving
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  Speaker 2: sucked into a dark vacuum of irrelevance.
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  Speaker 3: Being absent minded, massively underrated. I mean, it's so much fun.
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  Speaker 2: I'm absent minded of by nature. I don't need a
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  Speaker 2: phone to make me more absent minded.
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  Speaker 4: Right, Okay, I think sometimes absent mindedness is good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got enough ship to worry about on his plate.
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  Speaker 4: Man, So as I was.
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  Speaker 2: Saying, I at home, will will find myself doing that
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  Speaker 2: and go, no, no, I'm not doing that. And then
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  Speaker 2: what do you do that, then I go off my
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  Speaker 2: phone and my wife will be on her phone, so
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  Speaker 2: I'll give her a ship yeah, exactly, you know what
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  Speaker 2: I mean. And here's the weird thing this is this
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  Speaker 2: is this is true, and it's sad is that I'm
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  Speaker 2: you guys will find this hard to believe.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think I will.
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  Speaker 2: But I can be a ship steer.
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  Speaker 4: Sometimes you're a ship steer all the time.
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  Speaker 2: And and I so I'll say to my wife while
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  Speaker 2: she's on the phone, okay, on your phone, are you darling?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Then she'll go yes, yeah, And I'll say what's on
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  Speaker 2: the interweb? Anything interesting? Yeah? And you're going not really,
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  Speaker 2: And I go, yeah, so pointless, isn't.
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  Speaker 4: It so pointless? What you're doing right now is pointless?
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Do you ever find your
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  Speaker 2: soul being sucked out, darling when you're just no, not really,
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  Speaker 2: There's some things I'm interested in. But what I'm trying
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  Speaker 2: to say is I will ship stir, but then it'll
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  Speaker 2: actually end up being quite antagonistic.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely, you know, inherently antagon the.
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  Speaker 2: Get go yeah, and and then it'll be like, I
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  Speaker 2: only mean it as jokes. It's just jokes. Jokes.
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  Speaker 4: She's obviously she she's patient.
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  Speaker 2: Patient.
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  Speaker 4: Does she like it when you ship stir secretly?
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  Speaker 3: Though?
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  Speaker 2: It depends what it is, it depends, And she's very
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  Speaker 2: even tempered. Sometimes I'll get it wrong. I know you
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  Speaker 2: guys find that hard to believe.
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  Speaker 4: How about going for it. I'll tell you when I
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  Speaker 4: think something's hard to believe her? Right, because off with that?
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, no, I sometimes she will, she will give
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  Speaker 2: me a little.
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  Speaker 3: I would love to see that, especially after having met
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  Speaker 3: your wife and seeing how lovely she is.
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  Speaker 2: Very really will she do that? But occasionally I'll overstep
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  Speaker 2: the mark and then I'll backpedal and shine sort of
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  Speaker 2: suck up to her and it's just not going to happen.
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  Speaker 5: VTS Yeah, yeah, was it was it on here that
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  Speaker 5: man I was talking about someone in the relationship is
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  Speaker 5: the rock and someone's the balloon.
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  Speaker 1: Wasn't that?
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  Speaker 4: I don't think it was on this podcast? So it
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  Speaker 4: was an on this podcast. He wasn't here yesterday, not
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  Speaker 4: this podcast but our show.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 4: So he's talking about how like in every relationship, one
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  Speaker 4: person is the rock, yes, and the other person is
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  Speaker 4: the balloon tied to the rock, yes, and without the rock,
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  Speaker 4: the balloon would have float away and be amazing and
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  Speaker 4: stew and eventually just disappear, whereas the rock keeps them
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  Speaker 4: all grounded. Yes, and you know what I mean. And
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  Speaker 4: I think it's quite a good analogy.
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  Speaker 3: That's a great analogy.
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  Speaker 2: I would say in that regards, I don't think I
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  Speaker 2: need to tell you who's the rock and who's the balloon?
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  Speaker 4: Balloon? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm bobbing all over the place exactly.
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  Speaker 4: And your wife keeps you grounded, yes, she does. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: And so I think I'm even the balloon in our relation.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know when your wife calls me, oh Jay.
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  Speaker 4: It's just Keezy's been a real rock today, Jesse. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: heavier than usual.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, burden on that I've had to carry on my
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  Speaker 2: shapely shoulders.
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  Speaker 4: Man Iah was like, Noah, you're a mass of balloon
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  Speaker 4: because I wasn't sure. He's like, no, you're a balloon, definitely,
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  Speaker 4: hundred percent.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no question in our relationship. I am the balloon.
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  Speaker 3: I can't even think of what I would be.
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  Speaker 2: I would say, you are the rock.
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  Speaker 4: I can't be you're pretty.
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  Speaker 2: You're pretty. I mean I can be rock too, but
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  Speaker 2: that's another context. Ah, Oh see, I annoyed myself by
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  Speaker 2: saying that it annoys me.
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  Speaker 4: But not all relationships have a rock in a balloon.
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  Speaker 4: So it could be two rocks, could be a couple
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  Speaker 4: of balloons both floating away together.
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  Speaker 3: That looks like a balloon.
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  Speaker 2: And they also, you know, opposites. Actually, I was gonna
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  Speaker 2: say opposites to track My wife and I an opposites.
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  Speaker 2: We're very very similar.
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  Speaker 4: People, that's right. The reason this conversation came about is
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  Speaker 4: because while we're in Balley, there was this other couple
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  Speaker 4: on this boat and uh, they were from South Africa.
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  Speaker 2: South Africa. You do it on the South African accent?
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  Speaker 3: Could you replicate the conversation we are from, Joe Big,
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  Speaker 3: where are you guys from? That's racist?
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  Speaker 2: And I was.
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  Speaker 4: So I was talking to him and I was like,
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  Speaker 4: so what do you do for a crust.
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  Speaker 3: So?
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  Speaker 4: What do you do for a crust man? He was like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: I oversee logistics for a blastics factory. And I was like,
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  Speaker 4: you're cool. And then I was what do you do
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  Speaker 4: to his partner? And she's like, I'm an I'm a Ela.
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  Speaker 4: I'm Ela a healer. She's a spiritual healer.
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  Speaker 3: I think you mean like somebody who goes and heels.
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  Speaker 4: N So she's she is a spiritual healer who does
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  Speaker 4: yoga and stuff. And he is a logistics manager for
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  Speaker 4: a plastics company. And they're on holiday together and they
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  Speaker 4: were great, but like everywhere we went, she didn't want
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  Speaker 4: to take any photos. No, it's in there, and she
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  Speaker 4: would always tap her half. Are we just saying kiled
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  Speaker 4: irridibly down?
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  Speaker 3: No, that's a kid.
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  Speaker 4: Think I'm massively into that.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Pugsy, Come on, man.
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  Speaker 4: So she tapped hard, and I know it's all up here.
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  Speaker 4: This is all I Needed's in there. That's really nice,
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  Speaker 4: I mean, but yeah, she'd be like that, and really
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  Speaker 4: and then he in the background will be taking photos. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: leave the photos to him. Yeah. And also he would
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  Speaker 4: have been making the money so that the rock in
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  Speaker 4: the balloon could have gone on holiday. He looked rich.
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  Speaker 2: I'm with her on that though, that's right. I hate
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  Speaker 2: when people have these special moments, or they go overseas
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  Speaker 2: and it's extraordinary and beautiful and they never get off
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  Speaker 2: their phones one they just do photo photo, photo, photo,
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  Speaker 2: live the moment, for God's sake, for.
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  Speaker 3: Me, I sort of adopted a rule that I don't
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  Speaker 3: strictly adhere to, but obviously I like to go to
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  Speaker 3: gigs and things like like music or whatever or whenever.
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  Speaker 3: Even when I went on the cruise and.
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  Speaker 2: Stuff Japan was that the Swingers cruise.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, the Swingers cruise. But in Japan I went a
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  Speaker 3: bit bananas. But I would sort of go, all right, whatever,
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  Speaker 3: if I'm looking at like a concert, for example, I'll
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  Speaker 3: get I'll try and get one or two videos that
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  Speaker 3: I would show somebody or share and that's it and.
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  Speaker 4: Then put it away.
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  Speaker 2: Because did you never put yours away?
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  Speaker 4: It's always out. And because like we're looking at going
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  Speaker 4: to Vietnam now at New Year's Oh nice for sam
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  Speaker 4: my wife, Jason, you could.
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  Speaker 3: Leave for some timber.
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  Speaker 4: This is a New Year's Yeah I'm talking, Yeah, I know,
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  Speaker 4: but yeah, so New Year's right, We're going to Vietnam,
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  Speaker 4: my wife and I. That's in the planning stages. And
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  Speaker 4: there's this one place in Hanoi where there's like a
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  Speaker 4: really narrow street with a train line going through it
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  Speaker 4: and all these cafes along it. And then when the
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  Speaker 4: train comes after move this shit in because the train
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  Speaker 4: comes through. They're so real famous Instagram spot, and so
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  Speaker 4: it's a place where I want to go and see.
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  Speaker 4: But every single video I've seen of people there, they've
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  Speaker 4: got their backs to the train and they're drinking a
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  Speaker 4: coffee while someone takes a photo of them. So they
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  Speaker 4: can't at all enjoy the ridiculousness of the situation because
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  Speaker 4: I've got them back to it and they're smiling and
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  Speaker 4: posing the whole time.
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  Speaker 2: Sideboob.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah there was a bitter one stage. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sweet,
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  Speaker 4: But you know what I mean, Like, why don't you
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  Speaker 4: just like there's enough photos of every of that and
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  Speaker 4: videos of that online, why don't you just like enjoy it? Man,
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  Speaker 4: it's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 3: And if you side you could see the train and
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  Speaker 3: have the sidebook.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, see that's that's smart right there from bugs.
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  Speaker 3: And I followed that role.
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  Speaker 2: Well don't you follow side boob on Insta? What side
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  Speaker 2: boob it's you were telling us off here before that
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  Speaker 2: you can there's a site called side.
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  Speaker 4: Boob hashtag sidebook following side boob hashtag sideboob, So whenever
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  Speaker 4: someone posts side boob hashtags, it'll get served to ye pipe.
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  Speaker 3: Getting a lot of you on there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well you know, I've got a pretty impressive side boob.
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  Speaker 2: I've got pretty impressive boobs around fellas. But let's not
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  Speaker 2: get into my anatomy. I mean, Pugs.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, stay strong, Pugs. I'm trying.
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  Speaker 2: We're all trying, Pugs. We're all trying.
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  Speaker 4: Mateh where's Mike He'll be back Friday, whatever, edmin, just
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  Speaker 4: get the admin out the way. They also make sure
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  Speaker 4: you listen to the hurducky Big Show for Will seven
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  Speaker 4: every weekday. Hey guys, if you want to guys, if.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to be sitting on your phone or bloody
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  Speaker 2: damon as well.
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  Speaker 3: You've got to embrace the phone jays. There's so much
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  Speaker 3: cool shut on there. Man, I gotta put you on.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it's like Pugs had a cool meme today about
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  Speaker 4: someone googling dust that actually was sounds so sick when
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  Speaker 4: you and I couldn't you can't even describe, but it
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  Speaker 4: was very funny.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds great.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you would have loved it, Jess.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna can you show me after the podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll show you the cyboob thing too.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, just quickly, can I plug something real quick? Here
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  Speaker 4: we go, ah, doing a comedy show on Thursday.
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  Speaker 2: Are you in Auckland, man?
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  Speaker 4: If you want to get a ticket, I think there's
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  Speaker 4: a few remaining, but just go to my Instagram story
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  Speaker 4: and I'll chuck a thing up there. I would actually
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  Speaker 4: love to go, Chris ken z ed you should, it'd
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  Speaker 4: be cool. How much of tickets, I don't know. That
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  Speaker 4: sounds out of my price roads. Yeah, but go along
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  Speaker 4: and I'll see you there. Good stuff, keezy stuff fellows.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for that, cheers, thanks mate, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Okay ok