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RHOC & Below Deck Sailing Yacht Reunion Recaps · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Drama, Darling. Hello Darling, So welcome
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back. It is Thursday. Today, we're gonna be talking a little bit
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about the Below Deck Sailing Yacht reunion, and then we're gonna pop on over
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into Orange County. Joining me today, Darlings is Emily Dere says Hi,
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Emily, Hello, you are hot? Suprise? I love. I will
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always do a Zaron intro. I just can't get over the fact that,
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like it's something about her. There's an Allie putting put in and James's girlfriend's
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name is Allie. So I just imagine, you know, Jill showing up
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to something about her being like sopran. Allie's here, Ali meet Ali in
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the alley. Emily hot off of not being picked for jury duty? Can
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I see that? Or am I breaking rules? No? You can absolutely
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say that I got a six pm notification that I had to go to report
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for jury duty yesterday and I did not get the call to be on any
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panel. And let me tell you, there was some long commitments being really
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put out there, like like weeks weeks. I was like please no,
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please no, please no, and I didn't get called that said. I
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was fully prepared to serve it most, to serve or to serve or to
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be like your honor. I can't I have a call like because I was
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like, oh, maybe I'll get put on the jury for like a Tom
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Girardi case and I'll know too much and then I can't do it and I'll
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have to be like your honor. I cannot serve on this jury because I
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have been biased against Time Girardi from when he interrupted Erica to tell hers stop
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talking or he was talking and season six, episode four, bailiff, please
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remove this juror potential jury is. I don't know who Time Girardi is.
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This is a case about medical malpractice, right, ma'am you are you know
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you're out of order. Out of order immediately. Oh that's just all your
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references about Girardi and Girardi, Keith and your honor everything. Oh my gosh,
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that's amazing. Yeah, why is she approaching the bench. This is
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a jury selection. I don't know why she's approaching. Get this lady out
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of here. She's watched too much Law and Order as it is. I
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am like, I'm so glad, and yes, of course that those things
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can be fascinating and certainly for people who are not in this industry of podcasting
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who need to serve it up on a daily basis. Uh, you know,
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we we can't serve our our city, our state, our county at
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this time, you know, when we've got to serve a dish. We
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can't serve justice at the same time. So we sometimes we need to try
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to get out of these things and at a later date, you know,
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when our schedule is different. I would be happy to serve you know,
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absolutely. Yeah. And I I've never I always get called and then never
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get always a call, always never never a panelist, always a bride'sture,
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never a yeah, I always. My My thing is actually always a reader,
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never a bridesmaid, always a reader. Like you know how it's like
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we went Emily in the wedding, but like reader read? Oh I see,
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can you be a reader? Read something? It's like they think they're
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doing you a favor by making you feel special, and you're like, ah,
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what is it? Like I'd rather not be involved at all so I
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don't have to show up at the church. Yeah, I guess I'm I'm
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really good at reading and not good at being like a best friend, but
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good at reading and good and good enough. Oh, you're good at reading.
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Honey, It's not Corinthians, it's Nany Leaks Season three, Honey,
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a reading from Lenethia Leeks from the Real Housewives of Atlanta. Good night Wig,
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good night Wig. Close your legs to married men, and that reading
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is over, and it makes me. I'd like to point out that it's
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important that when you make your vows that you both close your legs to other
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married men. Thank you. Yeah, I also do an editorial at the
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end. You gotta size it up, you gotta recap it. When I
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walk into a courtroom as a juror potential juror, they go illitche and then
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they're like, nope, nope, we're not dealing with that energy. I
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walk in with all the music launching. I'll not here any who I know
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Sandoval has been called for jury duty and he's all yeah, He's like,
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I can't. I can't do this because like im all like I have a
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band, and like it's like, no, it's not making money, but
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like I have to pay, like other people are making money my bid,
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so like it's financial I have to plead financial struggle. If I don't show
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up for this and then they're going to struggle for you sleep because I pay
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them. Do I have to give my name breadwinner for the band? I
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bring the bread, I win the bread for the band. Oh yeah,
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Yi, well, welcome back, welcome back, letting the welcome back,
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welcome back, welcome back. I used to love that show. Oh it
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was so good, and Darling's the ones who are young. What we're talking
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about is a television show from eighteen thirty four, Welcome Back Katta, Oh,
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mister Coada, I mean so good. I mean I will say I
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wasn't I was old enough to watch reruns. I mean I was alive winter
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on. I just didn't live. I was alive when I was on,
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but I was never more alive than want to welcome back live. You were
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living your best life, but you were leaving. Aren't you? Just so
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sick of the trendy words? Just like everything and like living your best life
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over some of the guess yeah, the second it becomes word art, I'm
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like, it's beyond over right. I love word out of the pailows I
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love I got Jakeson, I discut like from Home Goods and I got a
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lot of pillows. It's like everythug, and I got one that says,
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leave a bit flaff God, Brittany is word art that she is the best
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way to describe her. She's word word art, word art, word art.
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Anyway, there really is no serving condition because we're going to be talking
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about below Deck sailing Out reunion. But real quick, I'll just oh yeah
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and I O S. But I just want to say there is Vander because
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I don't want to take this time that I'm doing her now. I'm not
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going to take this time to say like, oh no. And then that
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cast trip of Vanda Pump Rules and Lake Tahoe fans took a picture with the
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whole and she was right next to Tom Sanderbal and she had her kind of
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her arm around him and they were posing and and everyone had a problem.
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They're like, oh, so you guys are cool, and she's like,
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ever're not cool. Oker. Just because I stand for a post for a
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picture with fans doesn't mean Domino card of stop. So it's the I'm not
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gonna waste my time saying that. So that's all good. And I will
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just say in Sheena's defense, I will stand with Satan himself if and take
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a picture I will. I wouldn't necessarily have I wouldn't want to do that,
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but if I was forced to, if I personally am gonna look better
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with my arm in a certain position, I'll put my arm around Satan in
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a picture if it's gonna make me look better. If I have to take
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a picture with him, yes, if he's gonna allow me the correct shadows
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on the larger parts of my arm, I'm gonna make it look more sculpted.
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If I have to take a picture, I'm going to be vain about
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it. Yeah, I'm gonna put my arms back so that I love a
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little bit, you know, just I'm popping them back. For those with
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a video popping the bike, they're just pulping it, lucked, darlings.
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Okay, here's the thing we're gonna talk about. Below deck sailing at and
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first and foremost, Chase has a dog in a backpack and there which is
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let that dog walk? What are you doing to that dog? It's like
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veal, like let it out, and then it like later he's cradling Like
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every time you cut to Chase, he's like, it's on my head,
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so I'm cradling it. Wait, so you you had a visit putting it
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up through his shirt. Yeah. Uh, you had a visceral reaction in
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a negative way, And I had a visceral reaction in a positive way because
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it was so weirdly performative and was performative. I give you that, but
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I mean they're sitting in these weird rooms. I get it. But also
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like that the dog did seem comfortable. I mean it was laying there,
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staring into his eyes and it's cradling it in his arms. Yes, the
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second half, I was like, the dog is in love with him.
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It's pretty funny. But I'm like, I don't understand how that dog doesn't
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want to just get down and be a dog, Like it's not a child,
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and even a newborn infant you would put it down. Those reunions are
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long, really long. I was surprised about that dog. How long it
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did stay there. Maybe I mean cannabis or something. Oh that could be
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because it did look like it was tripping. Yeah, dogs be tripping.
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Maybe it's tripping over all those stupid hardhands. Oh, I hate that.
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That was I gotta tell you. I hated that. I I can't.
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I mean, I'll do that with baby daughters sometimes you know, every once
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in a while, she's three. Well she's older than three. But I'm
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saying, yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah, that's the time in
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the place. That's the time in the place. Nothing makes Alex less attractive
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than him putting up those hard hands Chaser, Alex, alexuse he was doing
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it. Alex was doing it. Oh yeah he was. Yes. Oh
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that's really I expect it from Chase. Sure, that's a wash. That's
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a wash. Alex. He took his like hot factor way down when he
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started doing that because he was not doing it ironically. He was like,
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legit, like hard hands. We're in this together. Yeah, hard hands.
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I got a new pillow. It's got heart hy a little bit.
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It's his heart hyas and hearts forever. Love it, love it. Yeah,
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we expected from Chase. But you're right, really dumb down things for
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Alex. And it's too bad. It's too bad. Yeah. And while
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I'm not saying hard hands were always bad, it's just in twenty twenty three,
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I just don't need to see it. It's been a it's it's kind
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of like a thing that's past its prime. Oh it needs to be retired.
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Okay, thank you, Okay, now, let's talk about garyan Mads.
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So just the couple of things. Mads would go back and choose Alex
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if she could, but she still doesn't have any regrets about Gary, which
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is a whole thing. That's like, well, you kind of are saying
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that. It is in so many words, if you go go back in
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time and change something, it means you kind of have a regret. I
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mean, I think it's one and the same, is it not? Yeah,
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it is, it is. I love Mads because she's just like Mad,
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I fucked that up. Oh my god, that's cool, but you
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just go with it. I like her. I like her too, and
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I like that she was like, I don't think I could get with you
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because I can be a pistol sometimes and I wouldn't want to do that to
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him. He's a nice guy. I mean, heart hands. You're right,
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he can't handle the Mads. He's doing heart hands. And then Gary
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was trying to clarify that when he called her when he said pathetic on the
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boat, when she was on the phone with her family. He was trying
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to explain that he was calling himself pathetic. I don't know if I believe
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that or not, because part of me almost does believe him, because it
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does seem a little out of character for him to just straight up call someone
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pathetic like that seemed real low, But I don't at Also, do you
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think it was weird too, because in the first reunion episode he says he
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doesn't watch the show, he doesn't watch it back, and they were all
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like, how can you not? You have this amazing opportunity to reflect and
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see other points of view of how your actions are, and what a great
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opportunity. So I didn't understand how he then like, if he hasn't legit
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watched it back, then I do believe him that he meant something else and
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didn't have a chance to Like, if he watched it back then he would
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say, oh, okay, this is what I really meant and try to
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self correct after the fact because he saw at yes, But if he didn't
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see it, then I believe that he had a different idea of what he
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was trying to convey there. If that makes sense, It does make sense.
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It's all about the motivation, and by watching it back you kind of
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in a way you have a leg up on trying to correct something with that
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knowledge, going in with a preconceived agenda, and it sounds to me like,
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you know, I think we can give him the benefit of the doubt
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that he was calling himself pathetic, that he was, you know, being
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toyed around, and he was falling for this, and he, I mean,
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he was being used in the sense that he wasn't I was not used.
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I don't want to put that because Mads is not the bad guy.
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He's the bad guy. But what I mean is, I think, you
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know what I mean that he's calling himself pathetic for still hanging on to the
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situation. And I love that he, for that moment, had that perspective
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because he got dragged pretty hard by Mads, which I love he he should.
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I mean, that's karma, you know. I'm glad that he got
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served up something that he would typically serve. Now, I'm not going to
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defend Gary many times, so I'll just that's it. Yeah, that's that's
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all we're going to give him. And then the period comment which yeah,
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he should crouch down and go underneath the computer because you should be humiliated.
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And I'm glad he apologized and said that no one deserves that. Then later
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he does say Hakuna Matata, which oh, that's equally conscious it is.
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I don't know which is worse. The hard hands are that, but I
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did like a handy, pointing out that that was the first time that's ever
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been used in a union. And Mad's when Andy's like, do you accept
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his apology about the period comment, and She's like, yeah, it is
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what it is. It's just like, she's so cool. And then I
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was surprised to hear that Gary's longest relationship was three and a half years.
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That took me by surprise, and I was like, well, the follow
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up question is how many times did you cheat on the person? Yes,
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So we didn't get to that point. Alex and Mad's they apparently kind of
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quote unquote explored maybe getting together after the season wrapped, and it sounds like
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they did hook up, but Alex doesn't want to say it on camera because
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he currently is with a girl. But and when Andy's like, do you
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have a girlfriend, He's like, well yeah, and I love it.
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Lucy was like, oh my god, if you talked about me like that
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and I was your girlfriend, I would be so passed. He was like,
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also, Lucy's faces were just so funny. But he was like,
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well, I don't right now, but I'm hopeful, so I'm thinking something.
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You know, he filmed Winterhouse, and I wonder if something happened with
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someone there, Right, that's a good point. He had a girlfriend outside
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of Winterhouse. Maybe when he went to Winterhouse something happened with someone at Winterhouse
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and leaving a girl. Yep, of course. Wait at the Summerhouse.
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Oh wait, what did I say? Did I say Summerhouse? Yeah?
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Wait, I mean yeah, no, I'm saying I'm saying Sandival's summer right,
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went to Winterhouse that one time? What's he? What? What's he
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filming this time? Though? Anyway? They cut back, go back,
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cut back and just kidding. We just entered another dimension. Now we're back.
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No, Sandoval was scheduled to do Winterhouse. Yes, no, you
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get right. No, I don't think that he did that. Okay,
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got it. He went and did Special Forces or some shit. Okay,
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okay, okay, your weird a. I'm like, I'm like, mad's
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I don't know what I was talking about. I have ADHD, so I
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don't know what to tell you. That was so funny. I was like
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relatable. Anyway, he we don't know what's gonna happen with this girlfriend.
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But it was interesting that Mads is like, oops, sorry, was I
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not supposed to say that? Because she's like, yeah, we kinda I
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mean oops, So she put she put it out there because something clearly happened
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with them. Yeah, and she is into him and she's trying to force
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that. Yeah, it's just funny. I don't blame her for being like,
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oops, I may have just I'm ruined the opportunity for you and this
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girl to get back together. Oops. And I liked hearing the Chase and
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I, Leisha, Lucy, Madds, and Alex have all gone on They've
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gone on a trip together, they hang out, they talk. It's really
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cute. It's great. I will say I'm not a fan of Chase.
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I wasn't a fan of Chase this season, but I really liked him.
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Besides the stupid dog and hard hands, there was something more genuine coming through
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in the reunion that I wanted to see more of. So I was like,
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well, he's not you know what I mean, Like he is Lika
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Bull. I just didn't see that side of it on the show. Maybe
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he had his guard up or and he was like trying to be something he
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wasn't, which came off as a weird like stick in the mud like and
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also trying to be funny. And I don't know, I just wasn't into
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him at all. But in the reunion he's kind of fun slow burn.
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Well, it was a little bit of a slow burn for me, but
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I definitely got on board with Chase a lot faster than you did. You
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waited till the end, and you know, that's that's on you. That's
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on you. But I do like Chase, and I especially did like you.
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Was repulsed by the hard hands, but when it came to the end
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when he was really comforting to Daisy, when he spoke on behalf of everyone
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saying like, know it's you know, it's not we know, it's not
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anything malicious. You're just we love you, Daisy, and it's just an
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unfortunate situation. Just yeah, because she was upset by the trolls, yes,
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and about people calling her you know, and and I like that he
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was a kind voice and he just kind of simplified everything and he was like,
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we're empathetic about all three of you in this situation. It's an unfortunate
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situation. We had another timeline incident in the reunion. Oh Colin, Okay,
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so let's get to it. So this is wild. Did your jaw
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drop off of your face? This? Fine, totally did. And I
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was not expecting this. I am so impressed that they were able to keep
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us under wraps. Good for them, I was. I can't believe that,
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like that boat, I mean we heard about a possible period. I
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mean the fact that we didn't know this, like the news travels fast on
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that boat and they kept like what else are they? Okay, so so
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the timeline, All right, here's the thing. So Colin explains that he
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they spent time together before getting on the season. He flew her over to
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the UK to see her. They went to the Newport boat show, they
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went to Mexico, he flew her, he flew to New York to see
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her, and then he says, it kind of turned toxic and I ended
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this this was after the season. Oh, I'm sorry, I apologize.
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So this is after the season. Thank you? Yeah, Oh, I
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had that wrong in my notes. You're right, Okay, prior to the
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season, they hooked up I think maybe in a hotel in maybe New York,
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and then they got on the boat and then they got on the boat.
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Okay, but they This sounds like that apparently, right, but I
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think that it was more of a Colin made it seem like maybe they really
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disclosed deep feelings for each other and then they had a hookup and then and
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and maybe he was I don't know. That was what was a little confusing
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to me that he was. I mean, he was single, but I
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but then they get on the boat and Daisy, Yeah, so there was
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a time frame, right, Okay, that's right. So he they had
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this hook up before filming season four, and that's where he was like,
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and nobody knows that. And when you say hookup, I assume that you
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had sex. So why don't you just say you made out? I'm sorry,
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because that's just yeah, it's a little confusing. And then then Daisy
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interrupts him and says, why don't you go box A season two? And
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then he's like, hold on, He's like, we hooked up before the
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season. I rang Gary and told him and he was stoked about it.
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I told Glenn, Daisy was in my hotel room days before shooting. We
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had already started something. And then and at this point Colin did not know
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about Gary and Daisy hooking up. So then when they finally get on the
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boat, apparently this is where we had a little bit of a problem figuring
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out when Daisy found out about how he had been hooking up with the woman
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that he was working with on the boat, and so she was like,
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once she found that out, once she got on the boat, she put
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her walls up. She started to be like, so that's why we didn't
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It was such a slow burn on the boat because once they got on the
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boat, she must have found out. Once they arrived on that boat,
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I think she found out from somebody else or something like that. She found
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out from a shipmate that they had been hooking up because he was working with
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someone on another boat. So she was like, okay, so I don't
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know if this is really something, I'm going to put my guard up.
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Then they started to get hot and heavy on the boat. Then Colin finds
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out about Gary, and then he's giving her a hard time, and so
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this is when she's like, this is a double standard. You were hooking
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up with this person. Why is it okay for you to hook up with
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this person and me to not have hooked up with Gary? And then to
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find out that, like he was telling her the whole time, there's nothing
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that I didn't have feelings for that person. Even if things were to end
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with us, nothing would start with this person. But then after they finally
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broke up, finally, finally, finally, after this season ended, he
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is now back with this girl that he hooked up with on the boat a
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long time ago, which is pissing off Daisy because she's like, I thought
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that this was nothing, and now you're actually with this person, which means
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you really did have feelings, and that's confusing, and Colin being like,
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now I'm with this girl and she treats me really well, and Daisy blocked
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me on Instagram, and the whole New World knew there was a problem,
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which the US trolls were onto that because people were like, Daisy's not falling,
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Daisy's not falling Colin, and you know, da da da da da.
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But the problem here is that he really Colin was pissing me off because
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he kept being like it got toxic, and then when Daisy would go off
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and he would be like, it was a drunken truth to downcast. I
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didn't even know about his girlfriend that he was hawk on hop lap and then
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she's getting mad and then he's pointing at the camera like see see how crazy
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she is, like see how toxic she is? And I'm like, this
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woman, right, And so this was really this was really upsetting to me.
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And then when Andy was like, well, Daisy, are you gaslighting
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him? And then she gets up and starts crying and has to leave,
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and it just is a really messy situation. It's a messy situation. I
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think Colin has some like old fashion ways of categorizing women, especially that like
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he kind of gets right up to the ledge for me. But yeah,
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I still really like Colin. And that said, Daisy, I think could
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have been more right in the moment, but she does that thing. I
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don't know what that we should ask bish therapists what this psychological defense move is
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where you broadstroke it so hard that the other person is left to be like,
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no, I'm not saying that all women are hysterical and crazy. I'm
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not saying like that you end up forcing them to fight a different fight instead
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of just taking accountability for what exactly you did. And I get that the
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trolls must be merciless on her, but that's not what Colin and Colin is
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saying so rather than him rather than her being like, you're saying that,
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Oh, I'm the crazy woman. I guess I'm just crazy because I'm a
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woman. Nothing I can say. It's like, Daisy, take a step
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back and let just talk about this subject and you'll be right. I agree.
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I think that she fell into that trap of generalizing herself and what people
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are generalizing her as, almost as like I'm tired, I'm hurt. There's
27:07
like I can't even fight this battle anymore, and just going with that blanket
27:11
statement was an easier way to handle it and maybe to protect herself because it
27:15
didn't like everything. She was doing it the whole and by the end,
27:19
I'm like, you can't. This can't be your defense every single time.
27:23
But it was also really sad. I was like, this is so sad
27:26
if like that is her perspective, because this is terrible, Like nobody wants
27:32
to have that perspective of themselves. And it looked to me like she actually
27:34
believed it, like she struggles with those demons of yeah, I'm I'm people
27:41
are painting me out as the crazy person, like am I the crazy woman?
27:42
Like am I this? And am I that, and and then when
27:45
Colin's pointing out her saying like, c see got toxic. That's gonna make
27:49
her feel like, yeah, she is crazy and that's what piss me off
27:55
about Colin. Yeah, and I didn't like that because she's just because she
27:59
yells and is like no, you're wrong, like what about this and this
28:02
and this does not mean that like, Okay, some people yell in the
28:07
relationship more than others. Okay, Daisy's like she's fucking irish, Like what
28:11
do you want from her? Like this is who she is. Well,
28:15
she's also in charge, and so she's used to being right and not questioned,
28:21
and some people do well with that and some people need some therapy.
28:26
That's all because like here she is now being challenged on everything she did.
28:30
So you're I think she's probably just in a loop of second guessing herself.
28:34
She's in a loop. You're right, because she was like, I'm fucked
28:37
either way. I'm always going to be this bitter, crazy woman. I'm
28:40
never going to win, you know. And so here's the thing. The
28:44
only point that I wanted to hear more about in order to understand Colin Moore
28:48
was when he said she was pushing me away. And this was after this
28:53
current season RAPS season four, and they were trying. They were like going
28:57
to different places and seeing each other, like I had mentioned the beginning,
29:00
Yeah, and he said she was pushing me away, trying to figure out
29:04
if this was real, and that's like why it was being a toxic situation.
29:10
And when she finally figured it out that it was real, it was
29:14
kind of like too little, too late for him in the sense that he
29:18
had probably been tired of her, you know. And this is the details
29:21
that I wanted to hear, because that, to me makes sense why Colin
29:25
would want to end it. Because if she's second guessing their relationship the entire
29:29
time and it is being like it's troublesome, I can understand him not wanting
29:34
to be with her, but not because she's crazy, just because she was
29:38
second guessing that the trust, Like it sounded like there was more trust issues
29:42
on her end than there was on his end, I think, And maybe
29:45
that's why he ended up breaking up with her. But she dodged a bullet.
29:49
Yeah, absolutely, they're not meant to be and him being like,
29:55
you know, six weeks later, he says he's with this other person,
29:59
and it sounds to me like Colin. You know, he does sort of
30:03
lay the foundation of having feelings for someone else when he's in another relationship,
30:07
and I think that goes hand in hand with being with ship life, because
30:11
you start to have feelings. And I thought it was interesting because I did
30:15
notice some chemistry between Ailisha and Colin on the boat, though we didn't see
30:19
Ailisha and Colin flirting like we saw Ailisha and Chase together. But when Colin
30:26
was in the kitchen and he was started to become really impressed with her food,
30:30
I noticed him looking at her differently and I was like, oh my
30:33
gosh, yeah, yo oh. Colin is someone who respects work ethic and
30:38
respects he is, Like you can tell that's his thing, Like that turns
30:42
him on. I mean, like a lot of people when you're really good
30:45
at your job and you know, and I think that's his thing for Daisy.
30:48
He said he had a crush for Daisy like all these years, and
30:52
when Daisy talked about how he said things to her like if you know after
30:56
season two or after season three, that he would want to kiss her or
31:00
he would want to be with her if he was single. I mean,
31:03
what did you think about. I have a feeling that that is Colin's go
31:06
to line. I've had a crush on you for so long, like I
31:08
think he has had a crush on so many people for so long. But
31:12
that's his move. Yeah, yeah, And so it's not like you're I've
31:17
been pining for only you for years. It's like I could go with Gally,
31:22
I could go with deck, I could go with interior, like it's
31:26
spread in a wide net here, you know, like I could go any
31:29
which way he does. He's a he's a he's a sail a sailor.
31:36
You know, he can go with the wind. He's the first person I
31:38
would want to work on my yacht as in his job. And by yacht,
31:45
I mean my sailing boat, my sailboat, my sailing boat, my
31:49
sailing yacht. Yeah right, right right. It took me a minute,
31:59
but now I get it. I wanted to work on my yeah, catamaran.
32:07
By catamaran, I mean so yeah. And I love that he was
32:15
on his boat the whole time, and we got that backdrop because thank god,
32:17
you know, even though it was bouncing, and you know, it
32:20
was bobbing up and down. I much appreciated that backdrop then to any of
32:25
the cabins and Daisy being in the worst place for acoustics, I mean,
32:29
in a bathroom all with marble. How did the sound understand? How does
32:35
Bravo not give them better microphones? And like, yes, ship them,
32:39
that's what I mean. Like at the beginning of the season, here's your
32:43
kit. You're going to be doing the reunion and you're gonna need this.
32:45
Yeah, that's a really good point and lighting like uh, just just them,
32:52
I like and Halo and uh yeah, like a pop up you know,
32:57
podcast a couple of lines about oh sorry, because like it was really
33:07
distracting for me watching distracting what a mess, Like I can't I can't believe
33:14
that they don't even make budget for that at the end of the day,
33:15
Like that's this is what we're doing, like really, and I'm like that
33:21
Gary's just eating the whole thing. I mean, in fairness, though,
33:25
in the first episode, somebody starts drilling in the watch what happens studio and
33:30
it sounds like a ship horn and Andy's like, what the hell? Like
33:36
so the wheels were it just felt like a like a basic it felt like
33:39
a public access show. I don't linked it. And then Andy's so professional
33:46
in the in the clubhouse and he's like, and I'm back, I'm Andy
33:51
Cohen, and I'm like, who are these ragtab group of fucking oh my
33:57
god? So well that was great. There's really not much else to we
34:00
can say. Right, We're good. Now I'm glad to go. Okay,
34:06
Yeah, I'm ready to dock on the shores of the o C.
34:09
Yeah me too, me too. Well, why don't we take a second
34:14
and move right into that? And now we've moved right into that, So
34:23
all I have to say is at Taylor. Okay, Taylor is cracking me
34:30
up. When they were at that dinner, when they were no boos,
34:32
like, oh my god, the black cot is the best thing ever.
34:35
I was just like, this is She's just looking like a tennis match is
34:40
walking by. That's all I mean. There's really nothing else to say about
34:45
Taylor except I can't. I will be into like a billy bass fish with
34:50
your head, the singing dumbfish. What was the song that I don't tell
34:59
me song? We'll all be singing it all day, the singing fish?
35:02
You know, Oh god, darling sound off in the gun, Oh God,
35:07
don't tell me. I don't think none of us need to know about
35:09
because we'll be singing it all the time. I know, all right,
35:13
so I know, no, it's bothering me. So the fridge at John's,
35:20
Shannon's over at John. She's like, I, I mean, Shannon,
35:23
and that fridge is a metaphor or an analogy, if you will,
35:28
Teresa, I'm about to use an analogy. No, if if John were
35:32
a fridge, or if the fridge were John, or if the fridge were
35:37
their relationship, that's what it would be. I mean, it's like so
35:40
clumsy and we're not sure and is this shelf in right? And and and
35:44
Shannon, the answer is no, it's not shit shit, just too many
35:47
conniments and you know what, overflowing with shit. Also, yeah, that
35:52
shelf wasn't a weird place. A weird place it was, But who better
35:59
to discover than Shannon ba Door. I love that whole John is this is
36:05
this shelf? And oh God am I doing this? Am I doing?
36:07
What am I doing? How am I doing this wrong? Opening refrigerator?
36:12
I mean that's the type of stuff that I'm so glad that the editors know
36:15
that we need in Thank you for leaving that in and him being like,
36:19
oh, Shannon, it's for refrigerator, Like what is down? Like what
36:29
was she doing? I know? She is like she is like all three
36:34
stooges rolled into one person. And when she opened that door and was like
36:38
having to manage the situation. I was like, yes, because I knew
36:43
you were watching me, like doing a Shannon impression. I was like,
36:49
yes, Amy's gonna double down on double apple. I just I just don't
36:54
understand this refrigerator in John, Why don't we have what's going on with that
36:59
relationship? Gonna check the stakes? He is like it is interesting to see
37:05
her over there and his apartment or his whatever it is. We know he
37:08
lives under the bridge she set on that boat, John John, John lives
37:14
under that bridge. I'm like, is he a control? Like what I'm
37:17
trying to say. I was also confused that the boat, like where they
37:22
were having dinner on the boat and they I was like, is that like
37:25
a concrete garden on his boat? Like the boat is I need to say
37:31
more of that boat? It was really confusing. Wait, which in this
37:35
episode in John's on John's boat, there's like weird patches of grass and stuff,
37:40
And I was like, what is wait, did we see his boat
37:44
in this episode? Wasn't that where we were? Oh? The paper boat?
37:49
No? No, no, where with the refrigerator. Oh I'm sorry
37:52
in that scene, what's that? That was his apartment? That was his
37:58
apartment. Okay, that makes so much more sense. For some reason,
38:00
when I was watching it, you thought they were on a boat. No
38:04
you did not. You thought you thought that refrigerator the houseboat. I thought
38:13
it was so packful of food because like he had to shove it all in
38:16
there to like loss it in He doesn't know. Oh my god. You
38:22
know if look, if John Jansen had a houseboat and it was an actual
38:29
houseboat, you don't think that I'd be talking about John on a houseboat.
38:32
That his nickname wouldn't be a houseboat John. At this point, you've got
38:36
to disappointed. Oh my god. I mean, well, now the concrete
38:39
doc makes a lot of sense. Now, now Kyle and Mauricio they live
38:44
on a houseboat, right, yes, of court, weill due rightly,
38:50
what do you think a houseboat? To say that you made the jump that
38:55
he lives on the houseboat, isn't that far of a leap, though,
38:59
I give you that we a very on water. Okay, I now I'm
39:10
actually starting to think, like does he live on a houseboat, Because now
39:15
I'm like, oh my god, it's a house boat. No, it
39:20
can't be. It can't be. Guys, No, Darling's look, he
39:23
lives over there. He's so drunk right now. It's eleven. He gave
39:28
away some some liquor at jury duty as a parting gift, and so Emily
39:34
decided to hit it, hit it hard. I don't know why I just
39:37
went into watching that scene like here we are, but you know how you're
39:42
putting two and two together, and it makes sense if you were to look
39:46
at this from from where you stand. I'm gonna get on board on this
39:51
houseboat with you in the sense that John always he is, always wants to
39:55
be on water. He always is on water. He's she never goes over
40:00
there. He never cooks for her. That was a very small area,
40:07
like it was the kitchen that went out to the Patioka. I think he
40:12
lives on like a townhouse on the water, like a conda right on the
40:15
water. I wouldn't be surprised if, like, if you go down the
40:20
steps outside of that patio that you literally get into his boat, like you
40:23
know what I'm saying, Like it's hanging over the water. You know,
40:27
that's kind of how I picture it, because especially when she was like,
40:30
he lives under that bridge. I mean maybe that's maybe the patio is the
40:37
bridge, Like, I don't anyway, darlings, you can pop in,
40:40
but that's the first time we've ever seen his place. Okay, So I
40:44
don't feel that, don't feel everybody's making me feel like a crazy woman.
40:49
Right now, you are a crazy woman. You're an angry, toxic hearthands.
40:58
But like, could you have a grip on a boat? I mean,
41:00
I don't know if that would be allowed. Isn't that a fire hazard?
41:04
I don't know. I don't know boat protocol in oc I feel like
41:08
I feel like, no, if it's a gas because you'd have a gas
41:12
stove on a boat like you, that's how you would have your stove right
41:16
in the cast stove right, yeah, in the cabin. So I would
41:21
assume you could have some kind of grill situation. Yeah, I'm gonna say,
41:23
yes, boat, Okay, you're gonna say though, I can think
41:29
it would you can theoretically use a grill on just about any houseboat. Of
41:34
course, space and safety are consideration. I mean's saying that she's not reading
41:37
this, she's just coming up with this idea right now. You can theoretically
41:42
have a girl on any house, so generally small boats aren't practical, says
41:49
I. Propane fueled grills can pose a safety concern if they're located too close
41:54
to a portable or exposed gas tank. Yeah, okay, well I look,
42:01
I mean it's legal. It's legal to have a grill on a boat
42:06
as long as you respect all local regulations. And like you said, Emily,
42:09
you don't know the regulations in Orange County. Yeah, under the kid,
42:14
go hard on it. Yeah, I'm not gonna like, but I'm
42:16
gonna say I would think you could. Yeah, because you know you're gonna
42:21
want to catch fish and grill it, you know. I mean, that's
42:22
just boom bam, right right, that's my Shannon impression. It's like it's
42:35
Shannon doing who's the chef, Emerald Lagasi. It's your impression. It's only
42:39
Shannon doing Emerald Lagasy and it works, and I tore all over with it.
42:45
Everybody loves my Shannon bamdor here it comes. Everybody she's about to do
42:52
it bam. Oh my god, that was amazing. I'm actually as weird
42:58
as Emily's doing her hot tight five. I am googling John Jansen house bot
43:06
just to see if anything comes up, you know, and really what comes
43:09
up is like Shannon Storm's but door and John Jansen planned to live and then
43:13
it cuts off, but she lived. She planned to live with him before
43:17
they broke up. In twenty twenty two, did you see the trailer for
43:22
like either next week or coming up? Oh my god, with Shannon going
43:30
if this airs, it's over for me and my relationship. Did you see
43:34
that? I didn't see that. Yeah, oh god, if this if
43:37
they break the fourth wall and she says if this airs, Jan Jansen and
43:44
I in the house boat is going to sink. Well, I will say
43:46
watching them together and watching like and especially this season, I was kind of
43:52
sad for Shannon when they broke up, but realizing like maybe she was one
43:57
foot out the door anyway is making me feel better her for Shannon watching some
44:00
of these scenes okay this year, okay, well, and she wanted and
44:07
she's like this was a cut scene there, but she wants another dog,
44:10
and John is like, no, thank you. Oh it's a cut scene
44:15
really yeah? Oh interesting, there are oh my gosh. Okay, no,
44:22
I don't have any pictures of John Jansen's house. So I'm just gonna
44:27
have to move on from this. You guys, I'm getting stuck in the
44:30
weeds and I just want to know. But but I think that we can
44:32
definitely come to the conclusion, darlings, that it's not a houseboat. I'm
44:37
sorry, Emily. I would love for it to be. Yeah, she's
44:39
upset, Let's give her a minute. Let's give her a minute. Walk
44:43
it off. I just for for what it's worth. I wish it were.
44:49
That would be so epic and legendary for a housewife dating someone with a
44:54
house I'm alone, Yes, so cool, like bring it back like Tom
45:04
Hanks and Sleepless and oh my god, romantic. That's right, it was
45:09
Tom Hanks and Sleepless and Seattle romantic and disgusting plumbing. Yeah true, you
45:17
know. Okay, well we so speaking of boats, like, I'm just
45:22
gonna skip right over to the boat to Nobu because this little pink boat,
45:28
Emily, I want to do this just in time for the Barbie premiere.
45:32
Oh my god, they were all wearing their Barbie pink in the Barbie boat,
45:36
and I was like, this was a happy accident, but oh that's
45:39
crazy. Yes, that's weird because it is everywhere. Yeah, but I
45:45
loved that that little boat, but a tough landing over at the other side.
45:51
I also was curious, like what is that little jaunt cost? Because
45:55
is not cheap? And then write that and it brought me to a place
46:00
with Heather that I'm like, she's definitely treating these goals. Maybe you can
46:06
shed some light on this, but like she treats them so well in terms
46:12
of treating them. Yeah, and I think everybody that can treat like that
46:16
and actually does it, it's so nice, like when Oprah does it.
46:20
It's like for her friends and it's like, well don't you girls, I
46:24
mean want to be treated. Isn't that nice? But then there's a I
46:30
get a vibe and I don't know if this is just me and my shit,
46:35
my insecurities, but I'm like, well, she is Heather competing because
46:37
she knows that they can't match the treats or like that's where I'm getting like
46:43
a weird vibe. Well that's real, you know, I hear you.
46:46
I think what it is is like we want to see that from Heather though,
46:51
you know, like as a viewer, I want to see if she
46:53
has money, I want to see her spend it, and I want to
46:55
see her spend it on the ladies. So for that, you know,
47:00
perhaps she you know, needs to do that as it's part of her character,
47:05
so I think she should. But there's something like when with Erika Jane,
47:08
when she had shit tons of money and would treat the girls, it
47:14
never had an edge to it, whereas with other they're feels like an undercurrent.
47:20
And I don't know if that is because we have so many moments where
47:22
she's maybe kind of undercutting, like the Nikky is going to be a real
47:28
lit or too stuff, Like, I don't know what that is. There's
47:30
like a maybe that lack of awareness from Heather, right, yeah, which
47:35
I think that you know, she Emily called her out on relentlessly in this
47:40
episode. I could not believe it. Emily is one fearless housewife and just
47:46
a girl's trip. Did You're so right? She has to level up like
47:55
this nail salon is not when they're all getting their petticares, and like Emily's
48:00
gonna rip a head off. She really, I mean talk about somebody who's
48:07
just showing up, you know what I mean, like her calling out.
48:10
But I just want to answer your question about the boat's Oh my god,
48:16
it is the pink the pink boat, the Nobuo boat. It's like it's
48:22
like electric boat rental and you can at you can rent different kinds of boats
48:27
and this one you can rent I put in. Okay, So we're going
48:30
to go Monday, five people on the pink boat eleven am, two hours
48:35
for five people. And it looks like it is going. Angela Vicky at
48:42
the beat Mike. You can do add ons like balloons and shit. But
48:47
I want to say we're looking at Oh wait a second, is this a
48:55
thousand dollars or is it three hundred and eighty dollars? Okay, it's a
48:59
thousand dollars. Okay, Well that's your range between three hundred and between two
49:04
ninety five and one thousand, because there's add ons and stuff. Okay,
49:07
but it's really cool, so you know, you never know if you get
49:10
like and it holds like ten people, so we can you know, we
49:14
can get his money. We'll bring more folks. We'll rh more and more.
49:16
Okay, darling, sound off, who wants to go on the boat?
49:20
My god, we gotta do this. So yeah, the personalized chopsticks
49:24
and the candles and stuff like that, you know, things like that,
49:27
I want that from here. I thought that was so clever and cute.
49:30
And yeah, Emily showing up and being like, so, what were the
49:32
main things I missed from Montana? You know? And then and Tamra just
49:38
I mean they didn't even get like a seaweed salad. And the next thing,
49:42
you know, Tamra's like John was the tugger for Jenna, and then
49:45
Jen's like, but we're good now, and then Tamra just getting up in
49:49
Gina's face, I mean Jenna, I mean, oh Jesus, in Jesus's
49:52
face, sorry, in Jen's face and being like I told you a million
49:58
tons to honest. And then it's like, whoa we are? We are
50:01
going to get nuts. Tamara had had tequila shots. She and Emily we
50:08
were like, it's time to play. Heather set the scene, now let's
50:14
go. They were animals and Tamra being like Ryan messed up, and Jen's
50:21
like no, She's like I worry about you because he left your entire world
50:23
for a player, and it's like, wait, didn't you just go through
50:27
this in Montana and you kind of got to the other side of this.
50:30
I thought that you guys made up. And then Jen says, and I
50:34
think this was a very key thing for me to hear out of Jen's mouth.
50:38
I didn't leave my world for Ryan for nineteen years. Nobody even noticed
50:45
me. Right. It goes back to what I was saying, like,
50:50
I think this was Jen's way out, and I just I don't think she's
50:54
the same as Ryan in any way. I think Brian it was just her
50:59
way out and that it's gonna be sad when that crumbles, because she's gonna
51:05
have a lot of terrible feelings about it. But it is also like I
51:10
kind of I get why Tamra's leaning in so hard on it, but I
51:15
also am like, I I hope that well. I like the drama of
51:22
it with Tamara because Tamara needs to stay on the show. But I'm also
51:25
like, Tamra, you gotta see that, like, you know, you
51:30
gotta give her a little bit of a break here. I mean, Gina's
51:32
giving her a break, She's giving her. Yeah, that was nice.
51:37
That she's like, we're okay, I get it. Ala the Thames,
51:39
I don't wake it like it was, oh my god, Amy when she
51:44
walked into that yoga studio and said the word cute. Did you hear that?
51:49
No? What did she say to it? Gina was like she walked
51:51
into the yoga studio to Jen's studio, and she's like, it's so called.
51:54
WHA I mean, you'll do it. Tend is better, But I'm
52:02
like, whoa, that is so good. She doesn't know how to say
52:08
adjective, like it's not explotives but exciting words. It's like collote and like
52:15
oh mezy, oh gee, there's so many added like letters and sounds.
52:22
I love it. But then Tamra being Tamara being like you didn't tell anybody,
52:30
and then and it's I mean I get that. But then Shannon being
52:34
like Tamra, See here's the thing. A lot of times when things are
52:37
bad, you don't want anyone to know, so you put on a happy
52:40
face. And I was like, oh, Shannon, this whole Shannon taking
52:45
up for Jen is just something I never saw coming. And it's so empathetic
52:51
of Shannon is especially because she's usually rough on those first years, the first
52:55
the gals first years on the show. She's artist on the new people,
53:00
she is and she has come to a place there is so much growth with
53:02
Shannon and this display of affection and empathy towards Jen says it all and and
53:10
it's a really nice balance considering that Shannon wants to be good with Tamra,
53:15
so she's not, you know, taking Tamra's side, but she's also really
53:20
just speaking truth in a very gentle way of saying, like, Tamra,
53:23
you might not understand this. And then for Tamra to to well, actually
53:30
for Gen to say, she's like, it hurts me that you air out
53:31
all my shit to my new friends. You mean the show you're on to
53:36
my new friends. And then Tamra being like, I didn't air I didn't
53:40
didn't over me this. You know, we come from a small town and
53:45
everybody knows he's a fucking horror. And I was like, dang, Tamra.
53:50
And then Emily in the background, I did I did hear that?
53:52
I did? I heard it? That checks out And then then we get
53:58
again to that he shut up and I jump and he put it in and
54:00
said unfucker, and at a at that party, watch your wife. Brien
54:06
goes out to Marik woman and then Jen coming in with some interesting background by
54:10
saying, do you want to talk about that party and how we were on
54:14
the phone that day and then she says, I don't want to do it
54:16
with you, And I love that. Tam was like, dealt with me,
54:20
god Da Dari, I have nothing to hide. And then how about
54:24
you? How about the expression I knew you had the hots for him?
54:29
And then the whole cast being like did you have the hots for him?
54:32
I'm like, did you have the hots for him? He had the hot
54:35
storm? Did you have the hat? And did you have hots? This
54:38
is like it dates us as you know, it dates us as a generation.
54:45
But I'm here for and I absolutely love that they're like, do you
54:47
have the hot? You have the hots for him? I just want to
54:50
watch the new Rony cast have one conversation with the current OC cast and just
54:54
watch generate, like just the confusion of hot, Niffy, are you going?
55:00
Are you metapausal? What is the hot? Hot? The hit hot?
55:07
But I also got what Jen was saying there too, because she was
55:13
saying like, well, Tamar, we were all like jokingly going in on
55:17
this guy as a fun thing, so don't act like this is I was
55:22
sidebarring on my own, like we were all making this a thing. And
55:25
I also don't think Tamara was making it a thing. Literally, they were
55:30
just like making an inside joke about this dude at the gym, right,
55:36
that was like flirty and everything. But I don't think she was going to
55:39
ever act on anything Tamra. Oh no, never. So but it was
55:44
interesting that now I think Jen feeling a little bit like what do I do
55:49
weaponize that conversation against Tamra, which is why Yeah, but I think she
55:54
was. But to your point, I agree with you, like, why
55:58
are you trying to weaponize it again? It's me when you and I were
56:00
both on the same page. And this goes back to maybe Jen's naive.
56:05
She's just naive. She's just been for nineteen years under a rock where she
56:08
thought like this is uh Like she read that as we're all excited about me
56:15
and Ryan, we're all into this guy and now like I got the prize,
56:20
whereas Tamara was just like totally like huh oh, that was just a
56:23
fuck off comment I was making. Yeah, oh wow, okay, right,
56:29
right, yeah, that's a great point, and then Tamra just she
56:34
just gets so damn nasty, like, not me, sweetie, not me,
56:38
that's Jens Sanya Hedding. And then she fucking throws the napkin in her
56:43
face after she says I'd watch it, Tamra, and she's like, you're
56:45
telling me to watch it, and then she has her whole big moment leave
56:49
your boyfriend, you bitch, fuck off? What? And then she walks
56:52
through an empty NOBU thank god because you know they're shooting at ten am on
56:54
a Monday, because Heather would have never stood for that. No, but
57:00
I think that moment, what did you think you kept it together? I
57:05
don't. I was like, Jen is a stone, she's got to be
57:07
on xanax. I'm sorry, but like, how can you keep yourself together?
57:10
Or that yoga is really working? Because that was some impressive control,
57:17
unbelievable. I've never seen a housewife that has that kind of control. And
57:21
I think that she understands Tamar got her on this show. She wants to
57:24
be financially independent, which she said when she and Will opened up this yoga
57:30
studio, right, and now she wants to make it on her own.
57:34
She's counting on this paycheck, which is why Tamara has it over her to
57:38
be able to be like I'm gonna throw your going to drag you under you
57:42
know, drag you, throw you under the bus for this season so that
57:45
you can make that money, honey. I mean, I think in many
57:46
ways Tamar can write this off as like a business expense, like a friendship
57:51
business expense, Like I'm doing you a favor because now you have a storyline,
57:55
you know what I mean. And that's why I play hard with you
57:58
because I know you can take it. I bet you with the end of
58:00
the day. But like, wow, she gave it to her man and
58:04
Tamra wants to stay just as bad like and she's playing hard. I mean,
58:07
there was I didn't like the napkin in the face. I think that's
58:09
true. That was weird. Yeah, that was like that. I think
58:13
that that was rude. Anybody else that would have become if she had thrown
58:17
that napkin in anyone else's face, it would have become like to be continued
58:22
episode and it would have been like the thing that like changed the entire season.
58:29
But Jen was just like, Okay, I caught that on my face.
58:32
Okay, next I got that on my face. It was it was
58:37
nuts. It was nuts. And Tamra is so tiny and like she just
58:45
says, like this ball and she's a just spitfires, this ball of fire
58:47
and just this pink hot, pink outfit just running through the restaurant. She
58:52
always Oh my god, it was very great television. But wow, she's
58:59
she ain't gonna let that orange go anytime soon. You know, it's going
59:01
to be interesting to see Jen lose it, Like what makes that fully like
59:07
lose her mind, but not in it, not in a that sounds terrible.
59:13
What makes her tick is what what makes her tick? I agree,
59:16
what breaks her down and ruins her what will be It'll be great to see.
59:21
It'll be great to see her breaking point. And that's all what we
59:25
really want out of these housewives. What is it going to take until you
59:30
are pulling someone's ponytail, you know, at a club see an off Gas
59:34
housewife. Oh my eye one, Oh my god. That was such a
59:39
beautiful, a beautiful scene. That makes me this was a great episode.
59:46
I mean, when you buy new clothes, it has chemicals in it,
59:50
and I love that. We got a whole you know, confessional Shannon talking
59:52
about I'm passionate about that. There's a term I've never heard of that before,
59:58
never heard that sounds like a thing, like some weird internet thing that's
1:00:01
like spread through the OZ. You have to off gas your clothes. I
1:00:06
mean, I get that there's stuff on your clothes when you buy it.
1:00:08
I get that, but yeah, the off gas thing was it was is
1:00:14
that? And then when the producer's like, is that jacket off gas?
1:00:17
I don't think it's off gass yet, because you know, just so yeah,
1:00:27
and then okay, so what do you think about the whole? G
1:00:30
Emily and Gina just tear into Heather, and Emily started at the nail salon
1:00:37
just being like, you're condescending. You don't even know, You're not self
1:00:40
aware enough to even know that you're condescending. I mean, it was unbelievable
1:00:45
the things that she was saying to Heather, which I think was great.
1:00:50
Like I do think that sometimes maybe Heather doesn't know how she's coming off,
1:00:54
but like, I think it's fine. I like the communications season. Heather
1:01:00
has probably said the thing she says the most this season is I hear what
1:01:04
you're saying. Yeah, I'm sorry, I hear and I understand what you
1:01:08
just are telling me, and I'm sorry, and it's like, this is
1:01:15
maybe one of the first times that I'm like, no, like I guess
1:01:19
what fight not just Heather, but yeah, I'm like, you're right,
1:01:22
Heather, you don't need to take it. You can. I do think
1:01:25
she can say Gina did not feel I got Gina's point. We knew that
1:01:30
Heather kind of threw her under the bus in Montana. Then she had the
1:01:34
thing about Travis about like you don't know how much longer he's gonna take it,
1:01:37
and then the thing about Nikki being in real estate. Yeah, that
1:01:43
was just Tina's point. I have it, but to Taylor's point, I
1:01:45
don't. And Emily's kind of ye, Taylor, Taylor and Heather can't always
1:01:51
be wrong, and Emily, you were not there, and and like for
1:01:54
when they're at the nail salon and she's like going in for Taylor Emily's Heather's
1:02:00
like, no, why you don't even know the other part of the story.
1:02:04
And also once you watch this back, you're gonna feel I hope like
1:02:07
oop oops is right and she and they need to come correct at the reunion
1:02:13
for sure, because we we already agree on that too, Heather. It
1:02:15
was one hundred percent right. I mean I did like that Heather apologize for
1:02:19
hurting Taylor's feelings, but and they apologize to each other. It seemed genuine.
1:02:23
But more importantly, why was the acting coach invited? I that was
1:02:28
out of left field? Come on, yeah, I did not get that.
1:02:32
That was weird. That was weird, Like what do you do?
1:02:35
I felt that that felt weird, and also that she had to like run
1:02:42
commentary for the table because she was like trying to figure out everything that was
1:02:45
happening in real time. And God blessed that she was like take your moment,
1:02:49
like have your moment, you know. I mean like she was trying
1:02:51
to get in there. What what the hell she's supposed to do? Stranger,
1:02:55
Like she kind of knows Taylor kind of and doesn't know Heather. So
1:03:01
the fact that all of a sudden, it's not like a friend of the
1:03:05
show even it was like who is this like acting lady? That was so
1:03:10
strange. I just don't understand, you know, And I feel like bad
1:03:14
for her, like she probably wanted to come on for some exposure. I
1:03:17
mean, as you know, she's an actress. Or whatever, and then
1:03:22
she's just kind of just forced to be in that gear where you know no
1:03:27
one, but you have to be very engaged. How one comes like I
1:03:30
hate feeling like that. How God, I know I felt awkward for her,
1:03:34
and now and then you're on a reality show and you're shooting. Thank
1:03:36
god she's an actress, because and I did. I do appreciate the connection
1:03:40
where it's like, Okay, so now there's another actress on the show.
1:03:44
I get it, but that's not enough. Like just just because you had
1:03:47
one scene with an acting coach and it wasn't even your it was Taylor's.
1:03:52
And then for Heather to tell Taylor and the boat, oh, and I
1:03:55
invited the acting coach and she's like, oh, that's crst. It's like,
1:04:00
what, who's weird? It was? I just can't. It would
1:04:05
be like somebody inviting like oh like that, you know, like that Glam
1:04:11
Team person that was at your house the other day. It would be like
1:04:14
somebody would be like, yeah, you know, inviting them out of nowhere.
1:04:18
The archery the archery instructor. Oh, I invited the archery instructor from
1:04:23
our last group date. Oh sorry, I'm getting the bachelorette confused with this
1:04:28
show anyway, you get the idea, I get it. Lastly, it's
1:04:32
Heather gets a text from from Terry that David's getting a divorce and that then
1:04:39
and this is the first time that, like, so Shannon sitting on this,
1:04:43
she hadn't even said anything, and now it's public. Yeah, Amy,
1:04:45
I would argue that she oh ready knows, you know, Yeah,
1:04:53
did you get it? I totally got that. That was really good.
1:04:55
You're right able to you drew the I dropped it. I drew it.
1:05:02
Did you do you think that Tamar already knew? Because she was like,
1:05:06
what's happening? Well, I was definitely confused because then Shannon takes a call
1:05:14
like it's so it went public. It went public, right, That's what
1:05:19
it was. That's what it was. She knew, but it just hadn't
1:05:21
gone public yet. Yeah, And the daughter was like, I forget which
1:05:26
daughter she was talking to, but Shannon was kind of a bombshell that David
1:05:30
filed. The daughter was like, yeah, dad filed the divorce and she
1:05:34
was like what. And then the daughters hadn't called him, they hadn't remember
1:05:42
on the phone, they were like, yeah, we're not. We didn't
1:05:44
call because, like it, it would be too hard, and she was
1:05:46
like, you need to call your dad. This is very painful. Oh
1:05:50
was that a cut scene? Yeah? I didn't see that. I don
1:05:54
my gosh, that is I did note that, Shannon. Yeah, so
1:05:58
your dad is the one that filed. And then the kids are like,
1:06:00
yeah, he filed. Well what did did you call him? Now?
1:06:02
Like it's two people, we don't want to call him. Oh, I
1:06:05
see, okay, that how about when she was like he filed on her
1:06:10
anniversary day? Like she was so psyched. I loved that. That was
1:06:15
so good. That was so good. I was like, that is such
1:06:21
sweet justice for her, Like I felt it through my bones and I loved
1:06:26
every second of it. But like she's one percent right, like it's just
1:06:31
going to hurt their kids, Like the financial part of that is like the
1:06:35
worst for Shannon. Yes, that's such a great point. Oh yeah,
1:06:42
well, Emily, my gosh, listen, we have to wrap that's that's
1:06:45
our show. I mean, what a great episode. Me yes, yes,
1:06:51
oh oh my, and oh my gosh, I'm losing you at the
1:06:54
very end. How funny is that? Well, darlings, I'll just wrap
1:06:58
it up on my own. She literally like went into the into the abyss.
1:07:02
If you are not oh, she's calling me back again, Emily,
1:07:11
can you hear me? Okay, hold on, Emily, just wait one
1:07:14
second. I'm gonna wrap the show while you're on pause. Darling's Emily is
1:07:17
staring at me with no voice. But I can speak for both of us
1:07:23
when I say that, Daisy, we all really respect you, and no,
1:07:28
I'm kidding. I can speak for both of us when I say,
1:07:30
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1:08:03
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