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This is your brain on like 50 masseuses · An ASMR Practice

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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. I woke up this morning. I was like.
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  Speaker 1: I was like. I'm pretty sure. The labor people are
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: trying to summon me today. I was just feeling it.
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  Speaker 1: I was like oh boy. I think I have a
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  Speaker 1: packed schedule. I just checked my schedule though. And all
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing is riding bikes later. Well. I have some.
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  Speaker 1: Don't worry guys. I'm going to do chores and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: There's so many freaking chores. You just wouldn't believe it.
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  Speaker 1: It's just like. Insanely overwhelming actually. It's not that bad.
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  Speaker 1: It's really not that bad. I'm going to figure it
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  Speaker 1: out extremely soon. I'm actually pretty relieved. Pretty relieved. The
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  Speaker 1: last time I taught yoga... I just got to get
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  Speaker 1: it off my chest. I just got to seriously get
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  Speaker 1: it off my chest because I didn't have any kind of, like,
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  Speaker 1: person to talk about it with afterwards because they just
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  Speaker 1: basically told me not to come back. And, like, ow.
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  Speaker 1: What the heck? Ow. Or they said the space wasn't right.
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  Speaker 1: I think, ow, that was kind of freaking rude. And
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  Speaker 1: they said the space wasn't right. This is my understanding.
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  Speaker 1: We got two masseuses, right? We got the owner and
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  Speaker 1: we got the side masseuse. And the side masseuse is
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  Speaker 1: the one that I happened to find. She was available
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  Speaker 1: last minute at a different place. And I followed her
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  Speaker 1: to this new place. And I also have followed her
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  Speaker 1: to this other secret third new place. Because I was like, yes,
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  Speaker 1: this is a good masseuse. I've had a lot in
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  Speaker 1: my life. I've had a lot in my life, and
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: there's levels to this stuff, okay? Like, some masseuses go
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  Speaker 1: to school extra long. Some masseuses, like in Vermont, they
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  Speaker 1: don't even go to school. They straight up don't even
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  Speaker 1: go to school. I had one masseuse in Vermont. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, this might be the worst massage I've ever had.
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  Speaker 1: It was like, it was like really, I would describe
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  Speaker 1: it as like ADHD. Like, it was like, It was, like,
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  Speaker 1: just jumping all over my body. Seriously. Like, it was
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  Speaker 1: just way too fast. And it was, like, everywhere. And
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  Speaker 1: it was, like, what? Like, seriously, what? And she was playing, like,
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  Speaker 1: okay music, kind of. And it was somewhat cheap, and
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  Speaker 1: it was pretty last minute, but, like, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if she was having an off day or what. But
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  Speaker 1: it was, like, extremely, like, I couldn't relax, because it
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  Speaker 1: was like she was just jumping all over my body. Seriously.
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  Speaker 1: And I didn't come here to talk crap about her.
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  Speaker 1: This other lady, yeah, was following all over freaking three
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  Speaker 1: different towns I followed this lady through. and so we
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  Speaker 1: we talked a lot during like I think it was
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  Speaker 1: kind of the first time I ever like had like
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  Speaker 1: a conversation during a massage I felt like extremely just
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  Speaker 1: like naturally very safe now I don't think I can
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  Speaker 1: afford her until I like figure something out but and
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  Speaker 1: it's probably for the best like I think she's probably.
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  Speaker 1: I think her business is probably doing just fine without me.
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  Speaker 1: And I think. I could probably. I don't know. I
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  Speaker 1: had another. I had another great massage therapist. In freaking Bennington.
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  Speaker 1: Eight years. I was with that lady. Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: They're healers. They're literally healers. And we talked a little.
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  Speaker 1: But I think she. We didn't talk as much. What
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  Speaker 1: I love about a massage therapist. Is when they. Like.
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  Speaker 1: Because I think I have like a situation of like knots.
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  Speaker 1: I just have like little knots inside of me. Sometimes.
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  Speaker 1: And I think it's getting better. Now that I'm literally
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  Speaker 1: just talking on the pod. I think. Talking to people, like,
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  Speaker 1: gives me knots inside of me, honestly. Y'all aren't gonna
• 5:02
  Speaker 1: believe me, but I really think that talking to people
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  Speaker 1: gives me knots. I think people just, like, knot me up. Seriously. Seriously,
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  Speaker 1: I think they just really, really confuse me, and they
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  Speaker 1: just take my shit, and they just knot it up. And...
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  Speaker 1: Maybe it's not. I mean, this is probably, like, some
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  Speaker 1: people would say this is, like, oh, you're sounding like
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  Speaker 1: an addict. Like, you're, like, blaming your knots on other people.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, but they... No, really. No, but really. Because, like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not... I'm pretty, like, open-minded. I think a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people kind of like this. I mean, at this point,
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  Speaker 1: I'm closing my mind. I'm definitely closing my mind off. Like, y'all...
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  Speaker 1: Y'all are never getting into this fortress ever again. Um.
• 6:02
  Speaker 1: I'm definitely in my like. Villain arc. Fortress building. Kind
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  Speaker 1: of like. I'm done with you guys. In a big
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  Speaker 1: way kind of thing. And. You know. I think. I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to figure out. Who I can trust. I know it.
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  Speaker 1: I literally know it. It's like, I don't know, I
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  Speaker 1: guess I'm just, like, super late to the party of, like, um,
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  Speaker 1: whatever this is. Like, see, I would call it almost
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  Speaker 1: like an ego death or, like, a, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: If it is an ego death, I don't know. There's
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  Speaker 1: another word for it. Anyways, I like when the massage
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  Speaker 1: therapist can, like, find your knots and, like, release them
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  Speaker 1: and they like talk you through it and they like
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  Speaker 1: explain it and then like this most recent massage therapist
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  Speaker 1: i had she was like really she knew a lot
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  Speaker 1: she literally knew a lot about and i part of
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  Speaker 1: it sounded fake like i was kind of like i
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  Speaker 1: don't know that i don't know that this could possibly
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  Speaker 1: even be known like i don't know where you're getting
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  Speaker 1: this information from but i trust you pretty intuitively because
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  Speaker 1: it it's like she was giving me images for my
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  Speaker 1: brain while stimulating my body like I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: to say like and then I and then it I
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  Speaker 1: felt better and it actually cured me a lot or
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that it cured me but it it
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  Speaker 1: did though but also like The main issue I was having,
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure, was, like, pretty related to, like, the
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  Speaker 1: movements of my work. Because I was having, like, forearm knots,
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  Speaker 1: which I've never had forearm knots before. And she was like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I think this has to do with, like,
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  Speaker 1: because I was explaining, like, what I do in the day.
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  Speaker 1: And I was, like, quite literally just, like, kind of
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  Speaker 1: doing stuff with my fingers a lot. Like I was
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  Speaker 1: bending my fingers. Kind of like as if I was
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  Speaker 1: playing piano in a way. And she was like yeah.
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  Speaker 1: This will cause stuff in your forearms. And more. And more.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm kind of just enjoying. Oh I'm. You know
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  Speaker 1: I have this job interview And I might have ruined
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  Speaker 1: it With the notes I put In like the I
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  Speaker 1: don't know Whatever I can probably find another one like
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  Speaker 1: it But like I I have this job interview At
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  Speaker 1: the end of the week And like I put it
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  Speaker 1: at the end of the week Cause I was like
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I want this job actually But I
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  Speaker 1: actually think I do Honestly, more than anything out of, like,
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  Speaker 1: an experiment, because last time I had the same job title,
• 9:28
  Speaker 1: I literally had Lyme disease. Like, I literally had, like,
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  Speaker 1: a bug disease that was, like, eating my joints. That
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  Speaker 1: sounds so stupid. Seriously, seriously, you have no idea how
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  Speaker 1: many apothecaries I went to, and they were like, this
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  Speaker 1: is not right. They were like, you're too young for
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  Speaker 1: this to be happening. And I was like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I did the gym a lot. Ran a lot. I
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: was just chronically stressed for like, I think the first
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  Speaker 1: like 23 years of my life. And... I was like...
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not too young for this. I
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  Speaker 1: deserve this. I damaged my body. I did too much, guys. But...
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  Speaker 1: And see, this is where I'm rocking with pharma. I
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  Speaker 1: think antibiotics? Rocking with them. In a big way. I
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  Speaker 1: don't really even know... I think I just sat by
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  Speaker 1: on memory on accident. Somebody did. I'm kind of sleepy.
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  Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna just close my eyes for some more.