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Episode #3543 The New Phil Hendrie Show · The World of Phil Hendrie

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  Speaker 1: Here tonight we're gonna be going back to Ron Tarner's
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  Speaker 1: problem whatever that we're going to talk to doctor Ron Tarner.
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  Speaker 1: He's retained an attorney. I don't think it's serious, but
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  Speaker 1: there's been some legal action threatened. But yeah, he feels that.
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  Speaker 1: You know, the way the show was presented last night,
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  Speaker 1: he looked like, you know about one hundred yards of
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  Speaker 1: a dickhead? Is that what he said? Pretty much? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: one hundred yards of a dickhead?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, got it.
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  Speaker 1: Who are you looking at me for? I bet the
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  Speaker 1: one that said the one who said it. Well, he
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  Speaker 1: felt very misuse last night, Doctor Ron Tarnet. Thank you
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  Speaker 1: bout the music. Doctor Ron Tarnert was on this program
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  Speaker 1: last night talking about his wife's holding a baby shower.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah but Phil, wait a minute, let me finish this,
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  Speaker 1: because he felt it was great of his wife to
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  Speaker 1: be hosting forty women for this wonderful baby shower. He
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  Speaker 1: was going to be the cook. Now what we found
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  Speaker 1: out was he cooked pork and beans. Well not so
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  Speaker 1: much that is this that he was kind of abused.
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  Speaker 1: He wasn't allowed to be a part of the party.
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  Speaker 1: His wife kept him in the kitchen said get to
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  Speaker 1: the pork and beans. Well, that's just it. He feels
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  Speaker 1: as if he was ridiculed. Uh is he? He's intensive
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  Speaker 1: Beverly Hills right now. And let me let me doctor
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  Speaker 1: tartar Heights.
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  Speaker 3: Margaret Dray Oh, hello Margaret. Nice to be the loy
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  Speaker 3: o the other.
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  Speaker 1: A doctor Tarnart. It's Phil Henry. Yeah, Phil, all right,
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  Speaker 1: if if you I got to apologize to you, man,
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  Speaker 1: if you feel that you were abused.
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  Speaker 3: Last night, we Phil, Look, it's it's a little too
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  Speaker 3: late for that. I do have you know, Frank's represented me, Margaret.
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  Speaker 1: I know Frank told me all right, and.
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  Speaker 3: He's getting a drink right now, but he's going to
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  Speaker 3: come over here. And I've just felt Phil that in
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  Speaker 3: the show last night, given the fact that I was
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  Speaker 3: overwhelmed by all of those women. There was forty women
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  Speaker 3: playing poker and eating pork on the beans, pork porko beans,
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  Speaker 3: eating pork and beans. Yeah sorry, eating pork and beans,
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  Speaker 3: and drinking drinking vodka. And I mean every last one
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  Speaker 3: of them was drinking vodka straight.
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  Speaker 1: You're kidding, No, I'm not.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I'm trying to say to you.
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  Speaker 1: So this was a drunken party.
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  Speaker 3: It was so not too much drunk, and it was
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  Speaker 3: just you you hey, you get in the kitchen and
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  Speaker 3: make the pork and beans, like I said, that was
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  Speaker 3: my wife. And when I tried to join the party,
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  Speaker 3: when I said, hey, congratulations to Anna, well, Anna is
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  Speaker 3: my wife. But I said, I congratulated my wife and
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  Speaker 3: I said, she said I'm not having a baby. And
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  Speaker 3: I said okay, and she said get back in the kitchen,
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  Speaker 3: and then I this is what I heard, Phil, you laughing?
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  Speaker 1: All right, I apologize. What's the main complaint before we.
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  Speaker 3: Talked to Franky? Frank, Frank's getting a drink. No, I
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  Speaker 3: don't want anything right now. The big complain, Phil, is
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  Speaker 3: that I was not allowed to express how I felt
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  Speaker 3: about about the baby shower.
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  Speaker 1: Who is the young lady having the baby?
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  Speaker 3: Her name was Caroline Pigeon, the young lady Caroline Pigeon. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and I guess I should have given the last name
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  Speaker 3: there anything.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, let's cut it up, bud, okay.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you. But she was having the she's having the
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  Speaker 3: baby shower, and my wife, Anna was having the shower
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  Speaker 3: and Annie said would you cook for us? I said,
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  Speaker 3: you know, for women, not a prop at all. And
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  Speaker 3: so I went into the kitchen and my wife said,
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  Speaker 3: right there, She pointed to a stack of a stack
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  Speaker 3: of Van Camp's pork and beans. It was about forty
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  Speaker 3: cans piled high. She goes there, that's what you're cooking,
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  Speaker 3: and then through the apron at me.
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  Speaker 4: Look, come on, doctor Tarner, Phil, Hi, it's Frank Ray.
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  Speaker 4: Got a drink I've got I'm trying to get a drink.
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  Speaker 4: Hold any get me a drink, Phil.
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  Speaker 3: He's getting a drink. Still.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, man, I didn't mean to laugh.
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  Speaker 3: Well, Phil, this is what you've been doing for two
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  Speaker 3: days running. You're laughing at a situation that I think
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  Speaker 3: I felt as if I was being used and abused.
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  Speaker 3: And this is where we are today. Phil, the man
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  Speaker 3: of the family is looked at as someone that you
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  Speaker 3: just take an apron, throw it at him and you say,
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  Speaker 3: cook the pork and beads.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Ted? Is Ted there?
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  Speaker 3: Ted? Do you want you? Phil?
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  Speaker 1: Ted? You know this what I'm talking to Dr Tarner
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  Speaker 1: about is a situation kind of a conversation that you
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  Speaker 1: and uh a chef Chidilly have had this while get
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  Speaker 1: your bitch ass in the kitchen.
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  Speaker 3: Well, look, he doesn't want to be told. He doesn't
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  Speaker 3: like me telling him to get back in the kitchen. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: And and and I understand that. And he's a as
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  Speaker 3: I said, he's a he's a terrific chef and should
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  Speaker 3: But this is doctor Ron Tarner, okay. And I suppose
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  Speaker 3: if Chef Chadilly is a professional, I would never say
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  Speaker 3: to him and mean it gets your bitch ass back
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  Speaker 3: in the kitchen with doctor Tarner. You're tempted to say
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  Speaker 3: that because he's a doctor of astrophysics, Is that right,
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  Speaker 3: doctor a doctor of astro Let me let me just so.
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  Speaker 3: He's a doctor of astrophysics and he's not a cook.
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  Speaker 3: So when you assigned him the task of cooking. Here's
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  Speaker 3: here's Frank Gray. I fell as Frank greg.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Ted was telling me something.
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  Speaker 3: You want to finish, saying, uh, tell him, I feel
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  Speaker 3: the same way. I've got it. So I here's the
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  Speaker 3: thing I took on the case here of this doctor
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  Speaker 3: Ron Tarner because its wife had it to get it
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  Speaker 3: to cook a stack of pork of beans. Right, it's right.
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  Speaker 3: And the indignity with which it was treated on your
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  Speaker 3: show just a few hours ago, not twenty four hours ago,
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  Speaker 3: you know, necessitated that I step into the breach here.
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  Speaker 1: Greg it it's Margaret what exactly is the injury that
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  Speaker 1: has been suffered here by doctor Tarner.
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  Speaker 3: Well, the injury to doctor Tarner, did I see, No,
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  Speaker 3: I'm your attorney. I'm I'm going to say. The injury
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  Speaker 3: to doctor Turner is that, as Phil was talking to Ted,
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  Speaker 3: is that doctor Tarner is not a professional cook. So
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  Speaker 3: you don't talk to it like it's you know, you
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  Speaker 3: don't say to what gets your your ass back in
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  Speaker 3: the kitchen. It's doing it. It's doing you a favor. Now,
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  Speaker 3: it was cooking for all these women, pork and beans
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  Speaker 3: and how much did you shovel? Did you serve up? Well,
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  Speaker 3: that was the thing I served up all forty cans.
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  Speaker 3: And the thing that was it was really humiliating, is
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  Speaker 3: my wife gave me me, let me do it. I'll
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  Speaker 3: do it. I do it better. What happened was its wife.
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  Speaker 3: It's Anna, right, Yeah, it's wife. Anna. Gave it a bucket,
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  Speaker 3: gave it a bucket and then said, shovel the pork
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  Speaker 3: and beans into it and then go around with a
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  Speaker 3: thick ladle and go you want to send this shovel
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  Speaker 3: that pork and beans out of a bucket. Yeah, And
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  Speaker 3: all of this was intended to show that the women
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  Speaker 3: are in control, and that when it comes to babies
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  Speaker 3: and Hildred then women control the relationship. So I felt
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  Speaker 3: like I was, you know, fil used as a symbol
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  Speaker 3: by my wife and by the vivid that this booker
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  Speaker 3: game as the symbol of man the servant serve it up,
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  Speaker 3: the pork and beans and then the bucket. That was
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  Speaker 3: the last time, right.
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  Speaker 1: So this was what what do you mean by the bucket?
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  Speaker 1: This is the first time hearing about this.
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  Speaker 3: Frank merely, Anna its wife said, when the pork and
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  Speaker 3: beans is done, shovel it all into a bucket and
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  Speaker 3: then walk from woman to woman with a large thick
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  Speaker 3: ladle and ask you want pork and beans and then
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  Speaker 3: slap it onto a plate.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well, what is this all of a sudden the
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  Speaker 1: west something.
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  Speaker 3: Well, the point that the wife was trying to make
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  Speaker 3: was that women are just as hard ass and riding
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  Speaker 3: a rock and roll and in charge as any man.
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  Speaker 3: And this baby shower was Ron's wife's opportunity. Yeah. And
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  Speaker 3: the thing of it is is I wasn't told. I
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  Speaker 3: was not informed, but this is what it was going
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  Speaker 3: to be. That essentially I would play the role of
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  Speaker 3: almost like a slave.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I, well, all right, so she had you
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  Speaker 1: slapping pork and beans into a bucket and then going
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  Speaker 1: out and serving it like that.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I was treated like I was.
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  Speaker 1: The house watch the language.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry sorry, I was treated Phil like was hey, jessup, jessop,
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  Speaker 3: come out over here with that bucket of pork and beans.
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  Speaker 3: That's it, boy, that's how it filled, says any So,
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  Speaker 3: what we're trying to do is I wanted to get
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  Speaker 3: Anna on a horn and try to please don't put it.
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  Speaker 3: Don't say get my wife on a horn. I don't
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  Speaker 3: I don't need it. God, dude, let it. Get a
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  Speaker 3: load of it. Uh? Can I go ahead? Phil? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I think you wanted to ask me about it. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: Chef to Dilly's a professional. And when I said to him,
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  Speaker 3: by time, gets your bitch ass back in the kitchen,
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  Speaker 3: I should not have said that. It was insulting. With
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  Speaker 3: a guy like doctor Tarner whose primary occupation as an astrophysicist,
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  Speaker 3: and he's cooking pork and beans, what you want to
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  Speaker 3: do is say, yes, you want to have this guy
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  Speaker 3: be the example of the man as servant to the women.
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  Speaker 3: And so they gave they gave him an apron when
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  Speaker 3: they did they give him a ted apron? They gave
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  Speaker 3: it a tens of Beverly Hills apron fill. That's nice. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: oh yeah, that's real dice. That's great, all right, but ted,
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  Speaker 3: and then maybe you give him a bucket with a
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  Speaker 3: big thick ladle and he's.
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  Speaker 1: Going from woman to woman slapping the pork and beans
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  Speaker 1: on a metal plate.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, And the whole point being women are just
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  Speaker 3: as bad ass as men, and that they break, and
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  Speaker 3: that they broke for a card game.
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  Speaker 1: All right, So what did we do wrong?
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  Speaker 3: What you did wrong, mister Henry is you is? You
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  Speaker 3: did not allow me to express this fully. I was
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  Speaker 3: in a room of loud women. Nobody could hear anything
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  Speaker 3: that I was saying, and I told you, I got frustrated.
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  Speaker 3: I want to do this part because it said told
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  Speaker 3: me it went to the Redondo pier, was so frustrated
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  Speaker 3: and angry with its wife that it threw the phone
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  Speaker 3: off the pier and then drove back and called you.
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  Speaker 1: Well that's what I said to him.
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  Speaker 3: Well hold on, now, you challenging it gave it a
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  Speaker 3: severe depression. And what you should have done, Phil is
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  Speaker 3: simply when it said, you know, I threw the phone
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  Speaker 3: in the pier. It was not to its best interests
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  Speaker 3: nor to its betterment of mental health for you to
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  Speaker 3: point out to it that it didn't. It shouldn't have
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  Speaker 3: a phone in its hand if it threw it in
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  Speaker 3: the ocean, and I was almost sure I throw it
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  Speaker 3: at the ocean.
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  Speaker 1: What's wrong with me pointing out my crew pointing out
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  Speaker 1: that if he'd thrown his phone in the ocean, why
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  Speaker 1: is he holding onto the phone?
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  Speaker 3: Because for the better mental health of my client, just
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  Speaker 3: go along with it. My client had just been dishing
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  Speaker 3: up pork and beans for forty women, moregan beans for
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  Speaker 3: forty women, and had been you know, put into it,
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  Speaker 3: put into overalls on an apron and give it a bucket.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I didn't hear the overalls part.
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  Speaker 3: God did you hear that? Oh? Phil is Ted Bell yet?
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  Speaker 1: Ted?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? So I look at doctor Turner. I want to
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  Speaker 3: stick up for you, but it's not like Chef Chadelli
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  Speaker 3: as Chef Chadilia should never be told get your bitch
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  Speaker 3: ass back in the kitchen. You're not a professional chef.
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  Speaker 3: Your wife was having this baby shower. She had a
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  Speaker 3: bunch of cans of pork and beans. That's what the
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  Speaker 3: women want why did they want to eat pork and beans?
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  Speaker 3: That's why I asked my wife. I said, why the
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  Speaker 3: pork and beans? She said, that's where the women wanted
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  Speaker 3: to eat. They felt like having pork and beans. The
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  Speaker 3: young lady who was expecting has been eating nothing but
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  Speaker 3: pork and beans for the last thirty days.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, this was this? What's what's the girl's name?
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  Speaker 3: I forget, doesn't make any difference to me.
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  Speaker 1: Well, anyway, so she was eating pork and beans.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she'd been eating pork and beans DoD stuff for
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  Speaker 3: thirty days. So well, I'm not the lawyer, so here
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  Speaker 3: I'm a lawyer. Every time I want to say something,
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  Speaker 3: it grabs the pone. So you want to drink, give
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  Speaker 3: me another doer's double. So what happened, phil is Therefore
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  Speaker 3: my client, doctor Ron Tarner of the Mountain Oint Observatory
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  Speaker 3: in Cloverdale, Colorado, who is visiting California, decided that it
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  Speaker 3: was not given a fair hearing, and it was entitled
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  Speaker 3: to that fairing which you did not give it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, look at I wanted to give him a fair hearing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you knew it was in a crowded room.
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  Speaker 3: And okay, and you encouraged it to talk to you
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  Speaker 3: wanted to hear about it, cooking up pork of beans
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  Speaker 3: and wearing overalls and carrying a ladlen you.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I would hello frank At your wife. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't say that we were encouraging him to do anything
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  Speaker 2: out of the fact that we knew that there was
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  Speaker 2: going to be a baby shower and that doctor Tarner
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  Speaker 2: was going to be cooking for the women. When we
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  Speaker 2: found out that it was pork and beans, he was
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  Speaker 2: in overalls and Apron had a bucket.
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  Speaker 1: That didn't come out last night. You weren't talking about that.
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  Speaker 1: Let me jump in here, okay, because I've been listening
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  Speaker 1: to this. At no time did he ever say he
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  Speaker 1: was ladling pork and beans out of a bucket?
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  Speaker 3: Well, well, it was. It was layeling porking beans out
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  Speaker 3: of a bucket, just like on that TV show Rah
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  Speaker 3: I Wish or what's the guy Mushy was laylan up that?
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  Speaker 3: God damn yeah, I mean it was. It was. It
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  Speaker 3: was tough going, I gotta tell you that. And so
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  Speaker 3: they wait.
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  Speaker 1: Wait a second, who put a gun to this guy's
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  Speaker 1: head and said you got a ladle pork and beans
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  Speaker 1: out of a bucket.
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  Speaker 3: You would have said you were a very bad You understand,
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  Speaker 3: when your wife asked you to do something, you do it,
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  Speaker 3: and you only find out later that the job at
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  Speaker 3: tails wearing overalls, carrying a bucket full of pork and beans.
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  Speaker 1: All right? So so, in other words, Ron, when you
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  Speaker 1: were first approached by your wife, what was it? Just
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  Speaker 1: cook for the ladies, Just.
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  Speaker 3: Cook for the ladies. Yeah, we're gonna have a baby shower.
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  Speaker 3: Would you cook? I went out, I bought all kinds
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  Speaker 3: of figure foods, the things, got him a cup of
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  Speaker 3: bow champade, and it was going to be a very
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  Speaker 3: pleasant little evening. The next thing I know, my wife
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  Speaker 3: leads me into the kitchen, points to a stack of
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  Speaker 3: about forty can the pork and beans at the table,
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  Speaker 3: throws an apron at me and says, get to it.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, threw an apron at at you.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, and also shee she pointed to the bucket, the ladle,
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  Speaker 3: the pork and beans through the apron at me. The
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  Speaker 3: only words she said to me were, if you don't mind, Ron,
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  Speaker 3: I'd just like to say the words pork and beans,
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  Speaker 3: and you'll respond no matter what I need, okay, And
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: then she she walked away without me agreeing to it.
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: That was the other thing this wife, Anna said to
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: Rod doctor Ron Tarner, your name tonight, you're porking beans
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: to me, and then walked away. So every time the
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: wife said pork and beans, uh Ron had to run
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: over with a light for the for its cigarette or
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: another glass of champagne.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, so I'm hearing that you were dehumanized, and you're
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: blaming me because you didn't get the message out properly.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: You didn't get the message out properly. You didn't get
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: it out, mister Henry, and you kept a man on
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: the air in the middle of this crowd of cackling
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: women just yet talking too loud. I had just come
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: back from the Redondo pair where it's thrown its a
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: phone in the water, and then it come back and
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: there you are saying, hey, how come you're talking to me?
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: Where's your phone? And it said I threw it in
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: the ocean. You said you couldn't have your talking to me,
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: and you made it even more depressed. So that really
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: did depress me, mister Henry, to know that I'm looking
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: at my phone even though I do. I threw an ocean.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: So we're not supposed to say anything.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: What is it talking to me? Yeah? What was the question? Film?
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: We're not supposed to say anything then about what? How
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: about the phone being in his hand even though it
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: was supposedly threw it in the ocean. You understand we're
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: talking about here.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: Frank, I understand perfectly clearly that you, gentlemen, abused my
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: client last night emotionally as well as mentally, as well
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: as to some degree physically as you laughed at it
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: where it was when it was wearing the apron, dishing
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: up porking beans out of a bucket.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, so that's right.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: What i'd like for I thrown what I look it
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: for it. I want to go out the here tonight.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: And they cleared by Dave clear by Dave all right,
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: it wants to clear them Dave clear his name, Oh
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: oh oh, give me the phone if you don't mind.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: Uh wait, I'm gonna don't grab a phone away from me.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: I'm a lawyer, ok uh Phil, Yeah, So if you
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: don't mind, I got to close out Frank here.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: I thank you Ted for let us end. Let us
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: send the restaurant tonight, all right. I want to apologize
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: to you doctor Turner, And I do too, Doctor Turner.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: We didn't mean to uh uh mock you or anything
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: or ridicule you.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: The story is only coming out in dribs and drabs.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: The other thing, we had no idea that you stood
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: there with a bucket and overalls and a ladle.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah. The whole night long. I had to shuffle.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: My wife told me I was not allowed to walk
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: stride constantly, but shuffle from one woman to the next
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: with my head down holding a ladle of porkum been,
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: what's the what?
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: I don't get this man? Why the humiliation?
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: I told you because my wife, My wife wants the
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: people to believe, and everybody know.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Look at I know.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: That the mindset.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: She wanted the women there to be in charge, large
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: and in charge, and they're celebrating the baby and they
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: want to have pork and beans. They want him shoveling
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: it up, and they want him to keep his mouth shut.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: That's about it.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: God, Margat, what's with you? I don't know? You mean
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: you agree with it in some ways?
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: I do.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: In some ways I think women should have those kinds
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: of parties that are no holds barred, unbridled, conversation, any
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: kind of food they want to eat, and oh yeah,
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: the men serve and keep their mouths shut, wearing aprons,
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: carrying slop jars and slop buckets, handing out bibs, handing
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: out the food, pork and beans, ribs, thick, juicy London
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: broil that you eat with your hands.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: God, Market, you're frustrated. I wish to God i'd been there, Margaret.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: This is Frank, and I say something. You're always Margaret
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: is Frank. You're my wife, okay. And for you to
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: say that you want to.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: Sit down with a button, Oh, Frank, you know what
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: You want to sit down with a bunch of women.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: Have me, Frank Gray, put on an apron, Yes.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Frank, I would.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: I'd like to see you in that kind of a situation,
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: just so for once you keep your mouth shut while
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: mama goes to town with her friends.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: Oh boy, imagine it. I'm Frank Gray. I'm not gonna
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: sit shuffle around with a bucket, pull of a pork
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: of bean. Pork and beans, Frank, all right, pork and bean,
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: and have you telling me what to do?
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Hey, Frank, Well, that's what's gonna happen. Yeah, bro, listen,
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: just let's move on, Okay. I mean this is it's
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: an interesting conversation.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: Well you understand that Margarets're making an issue out of it.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: I think it's a topic pill. I think women need
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: to be able to celebrate birthdays, baby showers, anniversaries, anything
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: they want without a lot of men crawling all over them.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: If there's gonna be.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: A man there, you better have a tray in your hand. Okay,
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: walking through an area of diners, tray in the hand,
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: head up, and then you lower the tray, begin to
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: you know, put the glasses on the table. You don't
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: say a word, and me just maybe someone's going to
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: drop a dollar bill onto the train. And if we
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: want to put you in a sailor cap with a
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: little little sailor pants.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: You know this sounds like a humillion, that's exactly sound
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: like you want to humiliate Ben.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: No, but I want to see you Frank in a
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: sailor's hat with little sailor pants, holding a tray of
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: martiniz and going yes.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Ma'am, no, ma'am.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: Oh boy, Well.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: It'll happen, Frank. One of these days. I've got I've
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: got a birthday coming up.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna assure you if you think I'm going to
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: be walking around in a little sailor hat kill Oh
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: my god.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: All right, Doctor Ron Turner is my guest on the
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: world famous film Intery Show. I think we've beaten this
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: into the ground enough. Run I apologize.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: Well, look, Phil, I don't want anything other the apology
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: for you to be aware of the fact that this
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: is what's happened to ben out there. It Phil is
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: Frank Gray. It's happening to men more and more and
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: more and more.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: And when you say it's happening.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: To men, hey, look, a general Patsy one night may
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: have a birthday party and tell you to get into
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: some kind of a monkey suit serve or or as
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: the door ups or what are they, yeah, serve or dirbs.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: Will keep your mouth shut while you're wearing a monkey
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: suit pants that are too short, walking around, you know,
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: freshing your drink, ma'am. That's the only thing you're allowed
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: to say. And it's happening. It's coming down hard and fast.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: It's all over America. I just want men to be
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: aware of that.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Frank Gray is with us here with doctor O. Doctor Turner.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: My apologies. I didn't know that you were up against
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: it the way you were last night.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: Phil. That a bore And I'm grateful I didn't really
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: throw my phone into the Pacific Ocean. But I'm also
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: grateful for the fact you know that I'm not great. Actually,
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: I'm grateful with the fact that I'm sitting here. I
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: got a dormal pair of pants on Doctor Ron Tarner.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Frank Gray is dead there.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: Listen, Phil, indvite everybody down to Ted's Beverly Hills in
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: Beverly Hills, California. What time do you got in Beverly Hills, California.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: We're serving up the greatest steaks that money can buy.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: We're serving up some of the tastiest over there with
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: day Rudy Canoza in the primary room and ladies. If
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: you want to have an exclusive men serve the Ladies
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: Night where we put the guys in the aprons, have
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: them carry ladles and serve stuff out of a bucket
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: for you and your friends will do it attentionarily. Hills.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: What you call that? What do we call that? Jeff
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: called the you know, the new the New Lady's Night,
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: the New Lady's Night.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: There it is okay, So that's the new lady's night.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: The women are ordering men around like their slaves.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like their slaves exactly. Yeah, right there, Yeah, okay,
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: what do.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: You think of that? I think it sounds fun. I
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: think it sounds refreshing.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: I think getting a man into a little sailor hat
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: or an apron with a bucket full of pork and
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: beans or whatever.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Do you like pork and beans?
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Yes, when I have it being served to me by
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: some guy who keeps his mouth shut and his eyes
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: cast down, looking at the floor and saying yes, ma'am, No, ma'am, yes.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: You damn right, I like pork and beans. Oh god, so, Margaret,
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: you just want to see guys humiliated. That's what that's
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: what this is about. No, it is not.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: It's about men finally tasting what women have had to
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: have their what women have had to have.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Their lips around. Oh my god, had their lifts around
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: fourth centuries. Yes, Oh well, I okay, oh well you what? Nothing? Nothing, nothing,
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: I just I want to be out of town if
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Jackie ever decides to have a party like that. Yeah,
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: you better. You better make yourself scarce friend, if I
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: were you. Yeah, I think a weekend in Mexico. What
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: are you talking about? You don't want to.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: If I threw a party like that, you guys and
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Frank Frank will let you know right now, if I
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: threw a party like that, take that flyer to Hong Kong.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: You've always wanted to take all, right, Margaret Gray, Frank Gray.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: That was uh, you know our good friend Ted Bell
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: as well as doctor Ron Tarner, and I hope we
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: settled doctor Tarner down after he said he was sort
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: of steamrolled on the show last night and wasn't able
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: to express himself. Is that the air conditioner? Yeah, it's
• 23:54
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• 24:11
  Speaker 1: You're going home to get yourself in apron and yeah,
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: I gotta go home. Patsy just called me. She heard
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: the whole thing.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: She said, she wants me in a in an apron,
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: a sailor's hat with.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: A bucket and pork and porkin bucket of pork, and
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: beans in a bucket of porkin a bucket of porkin
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: I don't think I'm ever I'm ever gonna eat pork
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: and beans as long as I've never I haven't had
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: pork and beans in years. Yes, so it's not relevant. Yeah,
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: you're right. I don't even know why I'm bringing up.
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