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Things your parents need to stop doing 3 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_02: After spending a weekend with my parents, there's just things that that that need to stop happening.
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  SPEAKER_02: They need to stop doing this.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I now have realized that you guys also have a list of things that your parents need to stop doing too.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: Or they pick it up along the way and you're like, Where did you get sus from?
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  SPEAKER_01: Stop it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Stop.
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  SPEAKER_02: Stop it.
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  SPEAKER_02: And this one is also great.
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  SPEAKER_02: Still calling me by my baby names.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like little nicknames when you were younger.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like, I don't know if you doodle do.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, right, right, right.
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  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_02: Or like Bub.
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  SPEAKER_02: Were any of you like a Bubba when you were growing up?
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  SPEAKER_02: Bubba was a big thing for us, I think, because my family is predominantly from the South.
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  SPEAKER_02: So if there was a boy, it was Bubba.
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  SPEAKER_02: If it was a girl, you were a sissy.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, all right.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Wait, hold on.
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  SPEAKER_02: Let me play this one though.
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  SPEAKER_02: Because when you guys are messaging us the things that your parents should stop doing for comedy club tickets for Monday at the Clemens Center.
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  SPEAKER_01: VIP level.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: You can even talk it to us on the microphone on the app, Wink106, Twin Tears Magic, or My Radio Jams.
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  SPEAKER_02: So let me play 0717.
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  SPEAKER_02: Dip! My mother still tries to kiss me on the lips.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh god.
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  SPEAKER_02: And it kills my husband.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um It kills me.
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  SPEAKER_00: They do.
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  SPEAKER_00: By the way, play the beginning of that again.
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  SPEAKER_00: What was that?
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  SPEAKER_00: Sure.
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  SPEAKER_00: Dip, dude.
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  SPEAKER_00: My mother still tries to kiss me on the lips.
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  SPEAKER_00: Kills my husband.
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  SPEAKER_02: Dude! I think that one is my favorite.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's great.
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  SPEAKER_01: We have more than one set of VIP tickets, which includes that slam and jam and dinner and drink passes, and of course the VIP Comedy Club, Early Access, the whole deal for Mondays.
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  SPEAKER_02: Are you saying that we should Well, let's see what else you got.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, uh, hold on a second.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, we got this from Joe.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, wait, fun sucker Joe here.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let me get it ready.
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  SPEAKER_01: I got the machine on going to better count.
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  SPEAKER_02: So originally, Pony Joe said, uh, hold on, let me find it.
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  SPEAKER_02: I want my parents to stop being dead.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Which I can relate to.
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  SPEAKER_02: And Scott, he says, Scott, you just sucked up my parents.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, we now know they're cremated.
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  SPEAKER_01: There you go.
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  SPEAKER_02: Stop the finger in the corner.
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  SPEAKER_02: A finger got stuck in there.
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  SPEAKER_01: Little bit of mom left underneath the couch.
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  SPEAKER_01: I got her.
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  SPEAKER_01: I got her.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right.
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  SPEAKER_02: I like it when it's like that good suck where it's like, you know what I'm saying.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know what I'm saying?
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  SPEAKER_01: All the things need that Ellie needs to stop doing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Can we just change the subject?
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  SPEAKER_01: How about that?
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  SPEAKER_01: Instead of your parents, let's just have that again.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_01: I meant the vacuum.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm sure you did, but it was I never need to hear that again.
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  SPEAKER_01: I kind of really like it.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, except if you want to do it again one more time, because it was just that that weird.
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  SPEAKER_01: The good suck?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: What?
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  SPEAKER_01: You don't want to do the sound again?
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  SPEAKER_02: That's like when the stuff gets stuck in the vacuum.
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  SPEAKER_01: Real spitty.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, it's like that's only because I'm sick.
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  SPEAKER_01: Stop it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Alright, sorry.
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  SPEAKER_02: Alright, so we're picking.
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  SPEAKER_02: We are absolutely picking 0717, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're a definite winner.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Do you want me to pick another one?
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you could.
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  SPEAKER_01: Are there more coming in too?
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't even know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Let's see.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I uh no, I think we're good here.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_01: I love the one where everyone says hi to you as well.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think it's a good one.
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  SPEAKER_02: But it's like, yes, I know people.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm 40.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, 7615, we're gonna get you into.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so two VIP passes set out.
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  SPEAKER_01: Enjoy that dinner.
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  SPEAKER_01: Enjoy the comedy show on Monday night at Clement Center.
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  SPEAKER_01: Don't forget, you guys still want to buy tickets.
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  SPEAKER_01: You can't.
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  SPEAKER_01: You can even buy the VIP level that we're giving away if you want to do dinner and everything there.
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  SPEAKER_01: Trust me, the dinner is banging.
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  SPEAKER_01: Why do I know this?
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  SPEAKER_01: Because this is one of my favorite times of the year.
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  SPEAKER_01: For the next once a month, the day after the comedy club show, all the leftovers from slam and jammin come here to the radio station.
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  SPEAKER_01: We love it.
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  SPEAKER_01: It is the best barbecue lunch.
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_02: It is, and breakfast.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, sometimes I'm eating brisket for breakfast.
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  SPEAKER_02: I told our GM.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I ain't mad about that.
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  SPEAKER_01: I said, since you're in charge right now of ordering the food, I said you need to order extras.
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  SPEAKER_01: Extra brisket.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's always gone.
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  SPEAKER_01: Everybody eats the brisket.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, we we worked through pulled pork for three days here.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's the elite meat.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_01: But well, are we not elite?
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_01: We're already 20 years.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_01: I better get some good meat for this.
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  SPEAKER_02: I thought you were gonna say that's what she said.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.