Latest / Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast / Below Deck Med Recap, Something About Her Visit and RHOC Trailer
Transcript
- 0:03Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Yello. Everybody, welcome back
- 0:22to Drama Darling. It's a gorgeous California day. Here joining me. We
- 0:27are at all points, all three points of Los Angeles, proper Me and
- 0:32Santa Clarita, Emily Deresas in Silver Lake, and Deanna Chang in Echo Park.
- 0:41Hi, everybody, did I know you're an Echo Park? I mean
- 0:46I'm not, but just so close. I'm sorry, Glassal Glass Park.
- 0:52I always say Echo. I'm so sorry. It is so okay because I
- 0:57never knew of Glassal Park before I lived here. It's so tight. Yeah,
- 1:02I mean your cloth, you know your but it's I always say Echo
- 1:06as glassl at the ready they should. And I've got something about her egg
- 1:11on my face, you know, And I'm sorry about that because I've made
- 1:15that mistake every single time that I it's also anyway, Eagle Rock is right
- 1:19there, Eagle Rock Echo Park, very very easy to make the mistake.
- 1:25Today is a very special episode because we're going to be doing a recap of
- 1:29our pilgrimage to something about her. We will also be discussing the Orange County
- 1:34trailer, and then we're going to head right into below deck med recap,
- 1:40So this is a very exciting day. Before we do that, I'd like
- 1:45to give a very special shout out to Owen cap Linger and Jessa V for
- 1:51being a couple of darlings over on the Patreon that did some upgrades and I
- 1:55really appreciate you for that. I wasn't able to shout them out before,
- 2:00and they shouted me out and said, ma'am, we didn't get our shout
- 2:04outs, and so this I promised them an episode sponsored by them, So
- 2:07Owen and Jessa, this episode sponsored by you. But also a very very
- 2:13special shout out to Jana Stringer for becoming the latest Darling ambassador over on Patreon.
- 2:22So Jana also gets a sponsorship for this episode. And the last couple
- 2:27of weeks, we've had several people join as just free members to sniff around
- 2:31Tier one Tier two also some upgrade, So thank you to Jennifer O'Neil d
- 2:38Reesnicole, Justy, Chris DeRosa, Hi, Chris Yes, Chris Sean A,
- 2:45Alex, Elizabeth Whitpin, Diamond, Don k C, Kristen Mayer,
- 2:51Gosh, we've got Kim Tory, Sarah, Julie, Kira Nancy j C.
- 2:55Dina is that you, Dina Manzo, No, Dina maj Stick.
- 3:00If you will shar Laura Graham, Jessica Harvey, many more, we can
- 3:07give you some more shout outs. Yeah, this is the last few weeks,
- 3:09and so thank you so much for joining over on patreon dot com slash
- 3:13drama Darling. You get all kinds of other recaps there that you don't get
- 3:15on Tuesdays and Thursdays. And also if you just join on tier tier one,
- 3:20you get these recaps ad free, so you can check that out.
- 3:25Now, ladies, shall we begin our discussion about something about her? Yes,
- 3:36okay, so let's just like break off. Let's do our breakoff grouping.
- 3:40Okay, so breakout groups. That's for me. This is a convention,
- 3:46a convention about pump rules. So here we are something about her.
- 3:53To get broken off in a zoom is truly like you feel like you're dropping
- 3:58from the sky. Yes out you never experienced it. Oh, it's it's
- 4:02a thrill, but it's scary, you know. They're like, yeah,
- 4:05breakout rooms starting now, and you feel like you're just falling. I feel
- 4:10like you went through like a warp zoo zone or lightly a secret passage in
- 4:14a clue game, like you're just all of a sudden, we're in the
- 4:17study and oh you're here. Oh my god, I guess you talk about
- 4:21things that are off limits. Yeah, we're going to be kind of secret
- 4:25over here. It's like the dark web all of a sudden. Yeah,
- 4:29oh wow, that's crazy, is it? Like? No, it's not
- 4:32like that. It's not like that. I'm trying to find the right sound
- 4:39anxiety sky high. Okay, well that probably won't work. The peace to
- 4:43it too, though, I don't want to see it's all. There's a
- 4:46piece, okay, once you've landed in the breakout room, you like that,
- 4:51like Morgan's in there. Hey, yeop, welcome to the breakout room.
- 4:57Hey, col come on over here. We got it rings? Hey,
- 5:00did you There's like some news story. I'm not sure if it was
- 5:02face reality, but somebody did a whole thing that they now have matching rings
- 5:06again. I don't know. We're not getting into that today. I apologize.
- 5:10We ken We're almost at the anniversary, so yes, stay tuned.
- 5:15All right, let's get back to something about it. Last Thursday, a
- 5:19few Darlings decided to head on over as Diana would say, march ourselves over
- 5:26to something about her, and that was one Deanna Chang Won Emily Dursis,
- 5:30and one Jamie Moyer and myself. Now, I was hot off of the
- 5:36Valley Finale recap and so Jamie and I had to jump off, and god,
- 5:43it took me over an hour to get down there. The traffic was
- 5:46insane, but thank god Emily and Deanna made it there early and were able
- 5:50to get into line. And because that line was no joke, right,
- 5:56it really began. You got there what eleven thirty, I thought, there
- 6:00are we were fits in and get there at what time? Noon? Was
- 6:05the high noon, right high noon, hi noon, So I probably got
- 6:09there about eleven fifty. Found a sweet little spot up at the top right
- 6:14on the street. But the line was not crazy when I got there.
- 6:19It was it was it was moving, but it wasn't that long when I
- 6:26got there. So then when I arrived late because I was the last person
- 6:31who arrived based on the traffic, and I caught this very huge line that
- 6:38I saw the end of, and then I met my friends up there and
- 6:41we were like the almost the next ones to be to go in. Now,
- 6:46I'd like to say that. Guess who was greeting everyone at the very
- 6:50beginning, Katie's mom, Terry. Yes, she's very she was very active
- 6:58there, like in the business. All I meant, that's for Terry.
- 7:03Anytime you mentioned Terry, she's going to get a DJ airhorn. So when
- 7:06you saw Terry, you laid eyes on her first, right, Emily or
- 7:12Nad Maybe, I don't know, but Emily Clapter, I was like,
- 7:15Oh, I love that something about her has a range of ages that they're
- 7:20hiring, you know. That's where my head was. I like, this
- 7:24feels diverse. I like it. I were not just hiring these cutesy patuzzi
- 7:29hostesses. That's what I thought. And I'm like, this is an appearance
- 7:33that's Terry. That is Terry. But she's not always going to be there
- 7:39because she told us that she's going back home soon, that she was just
- 7:43there to help open the restaurant for the last couple of weeks. Oh okay,
- 7:46And we all know that Terry has been in the restaurant industry for quite
- 7:50some time, and that's where Katie even began in restaurant tree, so it
- 7:57was great to see her. She was done in a T shirt that said
- 8:00something about her. She was very kind. The two get we had just
- 8:05missed Diane Keaton, who Terry was photographed with earlier that day. That was
- 8:11all over social media, like Diane Keaton was there. They hustled, she
- 8:16was there. I didn't realize she was just there. Oh no, literally,
- 8:20she was probably there while possibly when I first stepped into line. I
- 8:28feel like there's a world in wed you know now that you're saying that,
- 8:31maybe that's why it was moving so slow there for a bit because it and
- 8:37then they got her out the alley or something. They they popped her out
- 8:41on a clue board. She went out through the alley. It was that
- 8:45the underground tunnel, right, there's an underground tunnel in between Lisa vander Pump's
- 8:50restaurants. Not that that is one because God knows that Lisa vander Pump has
- 8:54not visited the restaurant yet. And Katie, you know, we Dean I
- 9:00think, asked her about that when we saw Katie inside, has Lisa been
- 9:03here? And she said no, she hasn't. You know, I know
- 9:05she's busy. She handled with grace and class, but we are very uh
- 9:11upset about that, and we think it's extremely disappointing that Lisa hasn't been there
- 9:15and Diane Keaton has. Yes, Uh, it feels first of all,
- 9:24any type of business like that where it's Bravo related, all within the same
- 9:31mile, benefits every single person. I mean it is steps away from Sir
- 9:37step and yeah, I also thought like it's so obvious that Lisa must be
- 9:46pissed because that, you know, like these are all people that would have
- 9:50had lunch at sir, that a lot of people, like the gals in
- 9:54front of us in line were from like Iowa's Oh yeah, let's give that
- 9:58table. Kenzie and Alexi I believe are their names. Major shout out to
- 10:03them because they not only were just so wonderful for it to be line friends
- 10:09with, but one is an aspiring school counselor and the other is an aspiring
- 10:15therapist. Correct, that's right, Yeah, so shout out to them.
- 10:18These ladies are working there, they're working together their careers. They're also plagued.
- 10:22They're working hard, they're plague hard. And not only that, but
- 10:26they allowed us to interrupt them so many times to take to shooters to shoot
- 10:31our b roll for the music video, which if you haven't yet in Deanna's
- 10:35words, Mark yourself over to my Instagram, meet Amy Phillips and feast your
- 10:39eyes on a gorgeous rom com music video. It is. You've heard the
- 10:45song. It's the song I wrote last year when they did their soft launch
- 10:50of Something about Her, And it's when they had the poster and Terry was
- 10:56there and they had the candles and stuff. So it's that song. But
- 11:00now it's put to video of our experience at Something about Her, and the
- 11:05story goes, I'm a gal who is from out of town, you know,
- 11:09I just moved there and I'm just looking for friends. I'm looking for
- 11:13love. I'm looking for some connection, and I happen upon this incredible uh
- 11:18my story. Share pickup? Yeah, go ahead, share pickup from the
- 11:22block party. Keep going, Oh my god, the block party continues,
- 11:28it never ends. Keep going on your journey. Oh yes. And then
- 11:33I meet some friends, I find a sandwich shop and I fall in love
- 11:37with sandwiches. So it's a beautiful roncom that I start in. Please check
- 11:41it out, Share it if you will, Tag Katie and Ariana if you
- 11:46will, you know, do what you can. But getting back to I
- 11:50don't even know where we were, but we're there. We're inside the sandwich
- 11:54shop. Yes, and Katie is there working and like the cutest little like
- 12:01crop top buttoned down and like made by Marco apron skirt on some Marco Marco
- 12:07because it like caught the light in all the right ways. It's gorgeous.
- 12:13Yeah. I don't know if it is made by Marco Marco, but like
- 12:16it really worked for Katie and it needed to like have like stage endurance because
- 12:22she's she's actually working that restaurant. She's work working, y, Yeah,
- 12:28she is. We're surprised. Yeah, were you surprised to see her like,
- 12:31you know, bussing tables, escorting people to their tables, getting drinks,
- 12:35you know, going back and forth. Yes, it had a very
- 12:39Cinderella snow white in the cottage vine to me that I loved. Cue listen,
- 12:46you know she's doing she's gonna be like these are meat and greets that
- 12:50she's hosting, Yeah, that have sandwiches involved, and so you know she's
- 12:58got to take pictures. But she was amazing. It really was exciting to
- 13:05be there and to see her in action and to see this little dream come
- 13:11alive that we've been watching and we've been wondering about, and we've been concerned
- 13:15about and we've also been you know, it just felt like we hit a
- 13:20point where were we going to get it? You know? Right? Yeah,
- 13:22because we were like, you know, strung along with the Schwartz and
- 13:28Sandy's thing for so long that there was no reason for us to believe that
- 13:33anyone would be successful in that group to have some sort of restaurant or bar.
- 13:37And then we were worried because of all of the violations and all of
- 13:43the protocols with the patio and this and that, and the whole Penny situation.
- 13:46And that's still interesting. I don't know what's going on with that,
- 13:50meaning the chef and the sandwiches and the recipes and the ip and are they
- 13:56partners? Are they you know what's going on with that? Right? But
- 14:01it was very clear once we got there how incredibly involved Katie is in this
- 14:07business and how serious she is. This is not just let's do this for
- 14:11the show situation. This is we know restaurants. We are learning this business
- 14:18on our own in terms of opening up our own thing, and we're thinking
- 14:22big. It's like, that's what I loved to see because when you're watching
- 14:26the show. You think, are they just doing this for like a season
- 14:28to have something to do? And this was popping up kind of before the
- 14:33whole scandabal situation happened, so you would think, possibly would this fizzle out
- 14:37because all that took over and you know, overshadowed it, and now Arianna
- 14:41is going off and she's doing all these millions of wonderful things. What's going
- 14:45to happen with the sandwich shop? Well, I can tell you, and
- 14:48rest assured it's in good hands because Katie is she's got it locked and loaded,
- 14:54and she's got a beer and they have a beer and wine license too,
- 14:58which I was impressed with. Oh that's right, love Boy is there
- 15:00too? Yeah, I didn't clock love her boy. That's really funny.
- 15:05I know. The wine was the Abilene's, which also well thought out,
- 15:13and it's a female run, you know, owned brands and a rom com
- 15:18hero. Yes, and come here. I mean there's a sandwich named after
- 15:22her in this menu. So to your point, a lot of thoughtfulness,
- 15:28a lot of consideration of LVP wine not a one and you know what like
- 15:35what that's on her? You know that that's what is very upsetting to me.
- 15:39I just I still can't get over. Now, let me say this.
- 15:43I know she's busy, and is it possible that over the last two
- 15:48weeks or whatever, she's in the South of France filming another season of vander
- 15:52pump Villa. Then that's what social media is for. That's when you do
- 15:56a post saying I wish I could be there, I'm so happy, please
- 16:00go like. She hasn't done that to my knowledge. She's salty. Yeah,
- 16:07I think she's pissed. She because that's who she is. She's not
- 16:15she's she's not getting a cut's not getting a cut. But it is so
- 16:18short excited because yes, maybe a couple of people are opting for sandwiches over
- 16:26sir, But I tend to think most people, especially if they're out from
- 16:30town, are going to do a loop. They're not just going to hit
- 16:33the sandwich shops. So that is going to bring her business. I agree,
- 16:37more is more, Yes, And she's a stingy bitch. And so
- 16:42she did not give Tom and Tom any They work their asses off. Those
- 16:47two were also with love working at Tom Tom. Every time I was there,
- 16:52one of them was working behind the bar, so I was there twice,
- 16:56but they were someone was there, Okay, yeah, totally different times,
- 17:00not like right when it opened. They were working. So I think
- 17:04the deal she would have given them, she didn't turn to those two ladies
- 17:08in the last decade and say let's do something together. Right, No,
- 17:12she sure had any two ladies. I mean, honestly, you know,
- 17:22she does not giving of spirit in that way. So it is not a
- 17:26cute look get it together. Yeah. I want to think the best of
- 17:30her, and it's disappointing because I do hold her, you know, I
- 17:36put her on a pedestal. I think she's done so much for not only
- 17:38the entertainment business in terms of like what she's brought to reality television. She's
- 17:44an incredible business woman. She is somebody that we can look to as a
- 17:48great example and balance all of these things with TV and people's careers and things
- 17:56like that. So it's unfortunate. There's a huge shortcoming when it comes to
- 18:02her, and I don't like it. I don't either. I'm at a
- 18:07point where I'm like, Lisa Country Baby is not for sale. Get out.
- 18:11Wait. Oh that's Diane Keaton baby Boom. Oh my god, Yes,
- 18:18I love Baby Boom. You know, I had this weird thought like,
- 18:21is it possible that Diane Keaton is like a silent investor in something about
- 18:25her? No? But no, Well, and that's that fell flatt.
- 18:30All right, But I get but she's got family that loves vander Palm.
- 18:37But you know, like there's enough people that would have got her to understand
- 18:41what was going on. Well, the person the set decorator, I'm sorry,
- 18:45like the set decorator for the Nancy Meyers movies is the one who decorated
- 18:51the shop. So I'm sure that there's a connection there and how he she
- 18:55found out. But shall we talk about the sandwiches? Yeah? No,
- 19:00oh, all right, they were awesome. They were awesome. Now I
- 19:07have a menu here to refresh our memory. H we've got the Diane.
- 19:11Yes. Can I just say I'm holding firm on this. I don't love
- 19:17the name of the restaurant. I love the idea behind the name, but
- 19:21I need to say, for Katie and everybody changed the name to Sa sa
- 19:26h and witches. Thank you sandwiches, like put that spell it. I
- 19:33love it sandwiches. Let's get away from the something about her. As I
- 19:37said to Deana, this a fragrance name. It confuses me. Listen,
- 19:42when it first hit, I was like, no, I know, so
- 19:47you know, but you know what, just like anything else, it ends
- 19:49up sticking to you and this it's fine, but let's call them sandwiches.
- 19:55I'm happy to call them sandwiches. I'm okay with keeping the name and changing
- 20:02the menu to sandwich. Yeah, sandwich okay. Yeah. So like inside
- 20:10it would not say like it says here sandwiches. There would be an H
- 20:14after the A. Yeah okay, and the s A H would be capitalized.
- 20:19Okay, I think that's brilliant. We've got the Diane, the Carry,
- 20:22the Rees, the Drew, the Kate, the Cameron, the Viola,
- 20:27the Nancy, the Meg, and there is peanut butter and jelly for
- 20:30the little ones and grilled cheese. There's also treats like chips and stuff,
- 20:36and they, like we said, they've got a great selection of drinks,
- 20:40which is really impressive. Now, uh me, what did I get?
- 20:45Okay, I got the Cameron, I got the which was it's grain bread,
- 20:52chef's chicken salad, small batch balsamic mustard, gem lettuce. Now there
- 21:00was also some I believe, dried cranberries in there, which is interesting because
- 21:03it doesn't say it on here, which is strange, but it was freaking
- 21:08good. Yeah, and I don't eat crust. So as you guys were
- 21:11judging my plate, they were like, oh, you must have hated it.
- 21:15I don't like crust. Always been money. It was whatever you're thinking,
- 21:19dear listeners. It was more violent looking than you're imagining right now.
- 21:26It was the crust was that she was ripping crust off. They were.
- 21:33There was droppings and crust pulls and just going to the kitchen and getting crust
- 21:41out there just to throw it, just a toss it on her plate.
- 21:44I'm a crusty bitch. I did look over and go, well, god,
- 21:48damn it. I don't know if Amy enjoyed that, because I'm seeing
- 21:52and it was upset. Just yeah, I saw Katie go like, you
- 21:57know, just get in the carnage on. She gave you the waisted look.
- 22:07Okay, here we go again, this bitch and her crust. Yeah,
- 22:11it was hard to know what was if it seemed violent, but it
- 22:15was. It was good to know that that was just a crust issue and
- 22:19not a sandwich. Here's the thing with me, I know this is very
- 22:22strange, but like I got to get to like the protein and this in
- 22:26the insides first before I get to the outer peripheral extracurricular stuff. You know
- 22:33what I mean. I don't love a lot of bread. You know what
- 22:37I mean? I love bread, but I don't love it along like a
- 22:40ton of And it wasn't a thick, thick piece of bread, but I
- 22:42didn't I didn't want the crust. All right. The bread was great,
- 22:48and I did offer a bite of it way too late, which I that's
- 22:51on me. I was doing remnants. I was like, oh shit,
- 22:55does anybody want to buy? She offered a bite too. She was like
- 23:00did anyone care for some rubble? It was so personal at that point.
- 23:08It's like you had man handled every bit. There was nothing to offer,
- 23:15and yet she offered. You know what, It was not a real offer.
- 23:21It was like I forgot to offer. I guess I'll just faux offer.
- 23:32Okay, So that was my experience. Uh, let's move on,
- 23:36Deanna. What sandwich did you get? Do you remember? I had the
- 23:40viola? Okay? And that The description is a golden sour dough, grilled
- 23:45smoked turkey, chipotle, mayo, roasted red pepper, homemade balsamic onion,
- 23:52marinade, smoked gouda served I mean sorry, shaved cucumber, red onion.
- 23:57Wow, that is stacked. It was fantastic. I think you got the
- 24:04best one. I think, I mean, it's hard to say. I
- 24:10think what main mind really delicious was also the grilled so it had more of
- 24:15like a panini feel in terms of that. Everything was melty and yummy,
- 24:21and those spreads like whatever was happening everything you just rattled off incredible together.
- 24:27You can get it without turkey? Did you get it with turkey or without?
- 24:30Yeah? With Okay, I gotta say. Everything came out lightning fast
- 24:37too. That was all right. That's why they were able to really turn
- 24:40and burn because everyone got a seat at their tables and the line, you
- 24:45know, despite it being along line, people knew we gotta go because there
- 24:48are people waiting. You had the counter, get to get in a number,
- 24:52sit at your seat. I mean we were I mean in an apprings
- 24:56in twenty minutes, I think twenty and I filmed that entire music video,
- 25:00so like, you can get stuff done. So all right, let's go
- 25:07to you, Emily. What did you think of your sandwich? I have
- 25:10some notes? Okay, so you got the I had the cake, rustic
- 25:18chabata bread, barrata, heirloom tomatoes, shallots, homemade balsamic, onion,
- 25:26marmalade, oregano, and a fresh basil. Okay, here's my one thing
- 25:32I would request, because that bread is hard to eat in any circumstance.
- 25:37Not this is not about something about her. They need to marinate the bread
- 25:41a little bit of like for overnight in the onion and balsamic, and so
- 25:48it's a little bit easier. Then it'll like really push down when you eat
- 25:52it, and everybody will be like, push it. This is the most
- 25:56amazing bread? What is this? How did they do it? Well?
- 26:00Jamie was fucking losing her mind over that chabbata. Katie would walk up and
- 26:04Jamie be like, this chibbatta, this chibata is amazing. What get this
- 26:11chibata? Yeah, because she had a different she had different maybe it was
- 26:15a different chibata, but she had the one that was, oh my god,
- 26:22Oh she had the camera. It was the rustic chibata, pesto garlic
- 26:26aoli. It was like the salami, soproseta, mortadella, roasted red pepper.
- 26:30Hers looked incredible. I gotta say yeah, her stay too, but
- 26:33it wasn't as like yeah. But anyway, it was great and as Terry
- 26:41said, that's going to be really good tomorrow, and it was. I
- 26:45took because I took half of it home and it was great the next day.
- 26:48That's why I'm like, well, just marinate the bread the night before
- 26:51and then we're all going to have tomorrow's experience today today. No, I
- 26:56think you made a good point because what yours anything vegetarian sandwiches. You know,
- 27:02this can happen where if you're just looking at what feels like individual layers
- 27:10and it's yeah, yeah, you wanted to. I didn't want a hot
- 27:15sandwich. I didn't want to melt. I just wanted everything to sing its
- 27:18song together. And that's but that's not about them, that's not about something
- 27:23about her. That's just a note in general, as you say sometimes in
- 27:27these vegetarian sandwiches. Yeah, it's a vegetarian sandwich note to all. Really,
- 27:36as we wrap up our something about her, I just want to this
- 27:40is the song that I wrote last year. The music videos available on meeting
- 27:42me Phillips. Also, I just want to mention the price points were.
- 27:45I mean, it was a good price point. Sixteen dollars for most of
- 27:48the sandwiches. Some were fourteen. If you get turkey, it's seventeen,
- 27:56you know. I mean it was a good price point for a Sandwichllywood very
- 28:02competitive, very competitive. And I said, look, darlings, pay attention.
- 28:07I'm talking to all of you. Stephen, Owen, Jen these are
- 28:12some of the names I remembering. Yes, Jessa, Jessa, j any
- 28:18of you know anybody at airports that licenses restaurants, because these something about her
- 28:23would be perfect in every airport. Get on that, please, thank you.
- 28:26Yeah, hey, stuck crew, you know I love you. Shout
- 28:30out crew, Yes, see what you can do? Who do we know
- 28:36that licenses at like Midway or lax Like get these in there. You're gonna
- 28:41love a sandwich on the go and in it sandwich, fuck sandwich wich sandwich.
- 28:49Are we going to be able to invest in that idea? Okay,
- 28:56Darling's question number two? Yeah, can we invest? Would you like a
- 29:00pop up in your tone? Maybe airports and then you church lady Bucks sandwich,
- 29:08Emily only wants airports or bust yes, please Deanna. Any last thoughts,
- 29:21no other than I was this is a random thought. So I don't
- 29:26know if it belongs but Sarah Jessica Parker's shoe store in Manhattan. I popped
- 29:34into it last sometime last year, and it is what she calls a jewel
- 29:41box, which is the it is. So it's probably about the same square
- 29:47footage as something about her, maybe a little bit smaller. But there's something
- 29:52about you're gonna it looks like a bigger shoes, you know what? Did
- 29:56you hear that? She was gonna call it something about choose? Did you
- 30:00hear that? I'm kidding, I'm sorry, carry on. I took a
- 30:06page out of Emily's book and she's spelling that Carrie like the show Go ahead,
- 30:11Deanna. There's something about that size and framing it as a jewel box,
- 30:18which I think you would say. I'm just thinking about all the little
- 30:21jewel boxes of something about her shops in airports, et cetera. That was
- 30:26just yes, yes, it would be so easy to just pop that in
- 30:32to an airport space. And it looks so elegant and it's not like high
- 30:37end to elegance. It would be so easy to recreate it. Hear me
- 30:41up, hear me up on this, hear me up. I don't know
- 30:42what that means. You know how they just have those song which like almost
- 30:48like asks like y like like ask. So it's just a wall, okay
- 31:00at airports and they just have a register and you go and you get your
- 31:03cold stuff and you take it on the plane. So even if you can't
- 31:07carve out an actual jewel box in an airport, put all of the decor
- 31:14against that wall and have your refrigerated sections and then just have your little register
- 31:19and get a sawash because they could do so many prepared cold sandwiches to go
- 31:26right, I mean, anybody can, but I'm going to go out of
- 31:29my way, maybe even into a different terminal than I need to go to.
- 31:33That's talking crazy. Now, you're talking nuts because you're well, let
- 31:37me finish, let me you're this is insane, Emily. There's going to
- 31:41be photo walls, and I want a photo op at something about her at
- 31:45mices. Too far, This is way too far. You've really gone too
- 31:48far. You've gone too far. Now, this is not what we want.
- 31:56But I'm going to position one more idea while we're stalling. You know
- 32:00how in airports there's like the Kylie Cosmetic. Yes, oh, women supporting
- 32:09women, Phillips go on Viana. What are they called? It's it's almost
- 32:15like old the Snacker matter. Yeah, there's a goddamn name for it.
- 32:23It's called a bending machine. You said it? Who said it? A
- 32:25bending machine? So I don't I don't want that, but I do want
- 32:30to throw it out as an option. Thank you for It's a novelty that
- 32:32people are into right now. Like Sprinkles, Coupcakes, Catbox, they all
- 32:37have bending machines. Okay, labor money, Yeah that's what I'm saying,
- 32:44Like that may be it made down the line. Yeah yeah, all right,
- 32:50Okay, we solved a lot of problems. Wow, thank you for
- 32:53joining us on this. This song which recap, thank you all. Yeah,
- 32:58it's like shark Tank sandwiches. Now. This episode is brought to you
- 33:05by Body Smart one on one coaching. You know, I just realized that
- 33:08I don't want to just lose weight. I want what we need to do
- 33:12to lose weight or get healthier. But it's actually you know, easier,
- 33:19but actually putting that into practice is so much more difficult. And that goes
- 33:22deeper than just starting a meal plan or a workout schedule. It's about tackling
- 33:27the mindsets that have been holding you back and restructuring your thoughts and your life
- 33:31to make taking healthy action feel easier. In the past, I've benefited from
- 33:37having a health or a nutrition coach. Having your coach in your pocket,
- 33:39on call via message to guide you through any nutrition, fitness and motivation struggles
- 33:45means you don't have to second guess your choices anymore. Body Smart guarantees you'll
- 33:50lose thirty to sixty pounds within six months or you don't pay. Unlike a
- 33:53trainer you meet with a few times a week, you'll work together daily,
- 33:57exchanging voice messages, combing over your food diary, discussing your workouts, and
- 34:01working through life ups and downs. Body Smart Coaching promises to be the last
- 34:06weight loss program you'll ever need, as you're guided by your dedicated, one
- 34:08on one coach to make healthy changes that last. Lose thirty to sixty pounds
- 34:13in under six months with no pills or gimmicks, just science based habits and
- 34:16skills that will leave you feeling control, energized, and in the best shape
- 34:21of your life. Visit bodysmartfitness dot com and mention this podcast drama Darling with
- 34:25Amy Phillips in your application form to get twenty percent off your coaching program.
- 34:30That's promo drama Bodysmartfitness dot Com. That's Bodysmartfitness dot Com promo code drama.
- 34:38I've now switched my multivitamin. Now I'm drinking AG one. It's an incredible
- 34:44foundational nutrition supplement that supports your body's universal needs. It's got gut optimization,
- 34:50stress management, and immune support. Since twenty ten, ag One has led
- 34:54the future of foundational nutrition. They have refined their formula to create smarter,
- 35:00better ways to elevate your baseline health. That's why I absolutely love it.
- 35:05Since drinking AG one daily, I've felt extremely energized. I'm getting everything I
- 35:08need, my prebiotics, probiotics, digestive enzymes for gut support, and so
- 35:15so much more. I highly recommend it to all my family and friends.
- 35:19If there's one product that I had to recommend to elevate your health, it's
- 35:22ag One. That's why I'm really excited to share that ag One is a
- 35:27sponsor today, So if you want to take ownership of your health, it
- 35:30starts with ag One. Try ag one and get a free one year supply
- 35:34of Vitamin D three, K two and five free ag one travel packs with
- 35:37your first purchase at drinkag one dot com slash drama Darling. That's drinkag one
- 35:44dot com slash drama Darling. It's summer and summer mocktail smoothies are back at
- 35:50Tropical Smoothie Cafe and it's time for you to get on tropic time with right
- 35:53and refreshing smoothies. You can get tropic bulls, wraps and flatbreads from Tropic
- 36:00Smoothie Cafe. Grab a refreshing Long Island punch or mango berry Cosmos smoothie.
- 36:06Maybe you'd like to try their Watermelon Mohiito smoothie with watermelon, mint, strawberries
- 36:09and lime. It's so refreshing. Don't forget to try one of their tropical
- 36:15fruit bowls, like the asa A Bowl. It's refreshing ingredients and really good
- 36:20vibes. One bite of the tropic bowls and you'll instantly feel like your cabana
- 36:23side. Visit one of Tropical Smoothie Cafes fourteen hundred locations or order online through
- 36:30their app. Relax. You're on tropic time now, Okay, so shall
- 36:35we move on to just to talk about Orange County real quick the trailer,
- 36:40Yes, all right please? So uh first off, wow, I just
- 36:47want to say that if you haven't seen like the promo shoot of these ladies
- 36:52in all the silver dresses and they're all standing on like different sized pedestals in
- 36:57water, like the pedestals are in do you want me to hold up my
- 37:00computer? Okay, I just to remind you not that tab any of the
- 37:04wrong tablet, but you have the wrong Oh no, my god. See
- 37:09now one would think upon looking at this that they all took their pictures individually
- 37:15against a green screen and then they assembled that together. Well guess what.
- 37:19Bravo the instagram on Bravo posted a video of the making of that shoot.
- 37:23They legit have this set. There are pedestals, there is water, They
- 37:29are all in these dresses and they're all together. I know, holy shit,
- 37:34I've never seen it happen before. And you need to go to the
- 37:38Bravo Instagram and see it. Your mouth is like, you're going to be
- 37:40astounded. We are the world. Shit. I mean that they could assemble
- 37:46all of them in a room. I mean, it's so smart that they
- 37:51should do this all the time, because by the time they're getting that.
- 37:54People are not speaking. It's uncomfortable. I can't believe it. Like that
- 38:00should be the finale, right, shoot, now Alexis stump, So I'm
- 38:08over to your stump. Now Alexis isn't here, just so everybody knows she's
- 38:15not an official housewife, you know, which makes it a lot easier.
- 38:19But as we saw from the trailer, which we'll discuss, like Tamra and
- 38:22Jen are just like goodbye, goodbye, bye bye bye. You know,
- 38:27they're they're at each other. Heather and this new gal are at each other's
- 38:32throats. There's a new gal. Her name is Katie Janella, a former
- 38:37golf reporter and busy mom of four ages six through nineteen, who, per
- 38:40a release, instantly wedges herself into the group along with her opinions. Born
- 38:46in South Korea and adopted into a Catholic family in Georgia, Katie is the
- 38:50first Asian housewife to appear on Orange County. So that's very exciting party year.
- 38:58Orn No, not that one, so but this is exciting to have
- 39:04another new housewife. The We're going to see this on July eleventh. Now,
- 39:09this is obviously jam packed with drama. This trailer, and obviously the
- 39:14new season is going to be I'm looking at the People magazine exclusive about what's
- 39:19to happen. This is season eighteen crazy drama obviously, between with Shannon's DUI
- 39:27and Hit and Run, Tamra is calling her out on that they're not you
- 39:31know, getting along, they're still not talking, so we're landing on that
- 39:37pretty hard. Some explosive fights there. What were your thoughts on that,
- 39:40ladies. Well, there's also new Gen and that shithead fiance hers that's involved
- 39:46with the Dodger scandal somehow, So that's going to be interesting allegedly. Oh
- 39:52yeah, and then he's like everything, God has a plan for everything or
- 39:55something else. Yeah, he's oc Louis. That guy gives me oh see
- 40:01Louis. Yes, yeah, I forget his name. Ryan, Bryan,
- 40:07Yeah, Ryan, thank you. Yeah. So that's gonna be interesting to
- 40:12see that unfold because you know that Tamera's not gonna let that go and it's
- 40:15pre us knowing what's going on. So when that actually they picked cameras back
- 40:21up. Oh there you go. They're they're gonna be picking them up,
- 40:25you know these days. Yeah, they put him down, but they're gonna
- 40:29pick them back up. There's something also with this trailer that I didn't have.
- 40:37I am actually really enjoying the season of Jersey, I know, but
- 40:43when I saw the Jersey trailer, I felt like, oh, this is
- 40:46really great. But then there seemed to be people that weren't loving even the
- 40:50trailer. And for this I have the same feeling, but everybody seems on
- 40:53boards. I don't know what the difference is. The Jersey trailer may not
- 40:58have been that great, but the Sea has been fantastic so far. The
- 41:01Orange in my opinion, and that Orange County trailer seems pretty lit. Uh,
- 41:06and just knowing what's going to happen, like that's what we all know.
- 41:10It's just going to be crazy and we don't totally know what's going to
- 41:15happen. I guess too. There haven't been too many leaks, So that's
- 41:19also pretty good about me. Because when I had Shannon on the podcast,
- 41:22you can listen to that here where you get wherever you get podcasts. It's
- 41:25not on the Patreon. But she was like, I can't comment on story.
- 41:31I just I can't say anything about Story, and that that's the new
- 41:35thing out there about like we can't say anything about story. You know,
- 41:37story, well everything is everything that kind of like Jeff Lewis got in trouble
- 41:45for just mentioning he was going to have lunch with Shannon on the show and
- 41:47Andy's like, what the did you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll
- 41:51watch watch What Happens live. Yeah, And it was just like lunch,
- 41:55I know. But listen, it did feel like I'm going on the show.
- 42:01Right, that's not like an appearance that let's just meet for lunch.
- 42:07It's like, right, that's just not what the you know, the magic.
- 42:13He's trying to rip that fourth wall down on us, and we don't
- 42:16like that. Jeff Lewis, I didn't mind. So Alexis is gonna come
- 42:24back and rejoin the group as a friend, and we all know that she's
- 42:29like she hadn in Butador there's the door. Oh you're so clever, Alexis,
- 42:34and then she gets out Alliant. It's terrible. I'm not happy about
- 42:37this at all. Do you have thoughts on the John Jansen of it all?
- 42:45Alexis is someone who I have been wanting back for a very long time.
- 42:51I found her to be delightful to look at and to watch back in
- 42:57the day, you know, she just had my attention take it or leave
- 43:01it? Yeah, now, and that's fair. I think a lot of
- 43:07I mean it's been left. You know. She had to like hop on
- 43:12a used dep D to get that show, so AARP Slade who Yeah,
- 43:21And I can't even compare it to Slade because Slade's just like, you know,
- 43:23those were his younger days. He's just like he's locked it down with
- 43:29Bretchen. They've got a beautiful family. You know, they're fine. John
- 43:32Jensen, Fine, John Janssen. I mean, now, Amy, I
- 43:37do feel like you were giving John Jansen a lot of room back in back
- 43:43last year. You know, you gave him more than was comfortable. I
- 43:49have Chibata on my face, and I don't know. You know, I
- 43:53felt you were in alignment really with with Shannon and wanting the best for her.
- 43:59Yes, I could see that she. I wanted her to be happy.
- 44:01I wanted, yes, exactly, and I was wrong, Deanna,
- 44:06Unfortunately. I really did feel he was tearing her down behind the scenes,
- 44:13and I did not trust him at all. Yes, I remember this.
- 44:15I remember, Yeah, you were like, no, no red flag.
- 44:21So I don't mean to bring up the past. You know, you need
- 44:24to I need to be put in my something about her place you wanted it
- 44:31for her. It was coming from a place of love and wanting. But
- 44:36I just thought she's when yours that when you're pulling, when somebody says the
- 44:42name John and you're running to producers and breaking the fourth wall because you don't
- 44:46want him to be mad. It's like he just had her on her heels
- 44:50and she was in fear of everything. So I think, you know,
- 44:54he's a decent looking dude, and apparently that's all it takes in the OC.
- 45:02You know, Well, he has a boat. You know, he's
- 45:05got a boat. Shannon loves boats, like he was the perfect guy for
- 45:09her. She grew up on boats, you know. I mean, like
- 45:12that's the whole thing. That's I I really like Shannon. I think she
- 45:16needs someone that's more of a caretaker than John ever will have in him.
- 45:22And that's even not a knock on him, it's just that seems to be
- 45:25what she keeps. It seems like with David and him, she kind of
- 45:31goes for these guys that probably start off very sweet but at the and then
- 45:36she hopes to change them into even more caretaker like and it's just not gonna.
- 45:42She needs somebody that's like full time, I'm here to meet all your
- 45:45needs and not mine. That's kind of a vibe. I get. Well,
- 45:52that's where Archie. Archie's doing that. You know, that's when our
- 45:55dogs. Yes, Archie got hurt, yeah, yet bitten the nose.
- 46:01I gotta say, people whose dogs are a biting kind of dog should not
- 46:06have a fence with holes in it. No. True, Yeah, it's
- 46:09terrible for the biting kind, not for the biting ones. And that dog
- 46:15was Kelly Dodd. That's so crazy orchie go wd go by woe she are?
- 46:28She would know she did so. Uh. Tamra does not take shannon'side.
- 46:35Obviously, she's calling her out on the DUI. She's not being there
- 46:37for her. We know that Vicky's there for her. They've got something good
- 46:42going on. Vicky does make an appearance, does yes. I think by
- 46:46Tamara calling her out and is being there for her, I think that's tough
- 46:51love. I think that's not enabling. I think that's good yeah, to
- 46:54a degree, But it seems like it might. I don't know. I've
- 46:58yet to form opinion, but it seems I don't know. I don't know,
- 47:04I'm getting a vibe that it's like a little more over dramatized for the
- 47:08show than if they weren't on camera, and that'll look part that I don't
- 47:14love because I know that they are really friends, you know, so they
- 47:17keep going through these ups and downs, and that's just frustrating because they've been
- 47:22close. If your friend had just driven through a house and now you're like,
- 47:25okay, like Deanna just drove through a house and you two are filming
- 47:30together and then Shannon orders a drink on camera? Do you want to be
- 47:35seen as being like wooo trace a mega? Like do you want to be
- 47:39like what the fuck? Yeah? So I think, yeah, I totally
- 47:45agree with you. I would be like what are you doing? Like what
- 47:47are you doing? I felt, yeah, I don't know what I'm doing,
- 47:53yeah, and should do for me the same, you know, just
- 47:58like just like you called me out on John Jansen, you know, when
- 48:00I was trying to be loyal. But you know, I I and I
- 48:05would hopefully listen, but the but I'm curious to see where it goes in
- 48:10the arc that it goes, like how far does it go where? So
- 48:14we don't have the details, and so I see what you're saying, and
- 48:16I can't not agree with that because if there's a problem and it's not being
- 48:22addressed, there is an issue there. Yeah, okay, well let's yeah,
- 48:25let's just see where that goes. But I I'm all for calling it
- 48:30out, even if it's on camera. And mate, yeah, Danna,
- 48:36how about you agree again. I'm laughing because I also I watched I watched
- 48:44this trailer. I loved it. I was hyped up, but I didn't
- 48:50receive all that you've received off of this trailer. Like I'm like, damn,
- 48:54I just a lot. Like I just sort of like washed it.
- 48:59I'm like, ah, this good, Like yeah, but you know what
- 49:01that's because like we're doing a recap, we're talking about it, but I
- 49:06like, I don't always do a deep dive on the trailers, you know
- 49:07what I mean. Like, So I take it in and I'm like,
- 49:09fucking I'll deal with it when it gets here. So I shelf it just
- 49:14like you. I'm like, great, thank you for showing us what's to
- 49:17come. But I compartmentalize it. I put in a little box and I
- 49:21say thank you, I'll deal with it later. I don't need to have
- 49:22this on my mind now. So I hear you, I feel you,
- 49:25But we've now put you in a position in which we're now really going in.
- 49:30But my one question to you guys, and I don't have the answer
- 49:34to it, but and I probably should. Tamera is on the outs though
- 49:40globally with Shannon and Victy and VICI yes, correct, yes, and they
- 49:45are not doing their trace Amigos show anymore. Vicki and Shannon are just doing
- 49:50their Shannon and Vicki live. So did that happen? You think at the
- 49:54beginning of this season, like where do you write? Right before the season
- 49:59starts? Arted right before the season. So Tim was coming in salty because
- 50:05she made it things right with Alexis a while ago. From what I understand
- 50:10from what I gather from Tarama, she made things right with Alexus before Alexis
- 50:15even got with John Jansen. Okay, then that happened, and then I
- 50:20think that Shannon was like, why are you still friends with Alexus after what's
- 50:23happening here? And then that's what caused a bit of the problem. But
- 50:25the problem the thing is is that neither one of them have spoken about why,
- 50:30what their fallout was and how it happened, and when Shannon was on
- 50:35the show, I asked her are we going to find out and she said,
- 50:37yes, you're going to find out in the season why they had a
- 50:39falling out. And then furthermore, let me mention that Jen gets engaged to
- 50:45Ryan on the season, and is I think can still engage to this guy?
- 50:52So wow, yeah, Bell, I will. I will. The
- 50:58next trip, girls, we'll go pick up some to go sandwiches and march
- 51:02ourselves to Orange County. I'm sorry, like I I will have to put
- 51:07my body in front of her and you won't. It won't matter because she
- 51:10believes everything he says, like in her mind. He's like, I don't
- 51:15know what. I don't know. I just went to a Dodgers game,
- 51:17and now now I've got three million dollars in my pocket transferred into my my
- 51:22bank account. I don't know how it happened. There are so many guys
- 51:25named Ryan, what's as fuck? And and that's how it happened. I
- 51:29don't know. It's just a misunderstanding. There's my fountain side my house.
- 51:34Meanwhile, Gina's like, everybody's men, eat me, treat these me,
- 51:38meaning me Orange County New Board. He needed me all that yeah. Well
- 51:52the Travis thing. That was surprising in the trailer too. What happened there
- 51:57I don't even remember, but they're splitting their like maybe living separately or something.
- 52:00There's trouble in paradise, So I didn't know what that was about.
- 52:05Yeah, all right, little teaser. Well, uh, I think it's
- 52:08time to move on, shall we? Yeah? All right, Well to
- 52:14the seas. Yeah, Hobbly, duh. God. I love the sea.
- 52:19I mean, I can't help but love the fact that. Like when
- 52:22Asha was giving one of the stews a pep talk about her first day and
- 52:25she was like, we'll put your fight sore so in the laundry and then
- 52:36Sandy was like she just pops out and she's like that was great, and
- 52:38she's like, holy shit, you know where did you come from? Closet?
- 52:43Yeah, ended in galley. She was in like the extended ottoman.
- 52:47Oh, I didn't know that was storage. I was in the locker.
- 52:51Yeah. People go and do it anyway. No one really gets it.
- 52:54You gotta be supportive and you're good. That's elitist. I did like this
- 53:00is so like. I like that she goes around and critiques people in a
- 53:04positive way. Oh. I love it. Yeah, I do. Sandy.
- 53:09You know, she she was way up in everyone's business for a really
- 53:14long time and it was a problem. She was micromanaging every move. So
- 53:20now she does these popovers. You know, where should pop ups look like?
- 53:23Guy, Sandy pop up? Yeah? Yeah, you know at the
- 53:31end, I was really concerned that, like when that guy's like, I
- 53:36can't find my white pants, I was like, Sandy's got her and a
- 53:38little white capriz. You know, She's like all around, She's back with
- 53:43those white Hey, these are knitted. Laundry is a mess. What did
- 53:55you guys think? I mean, we have our first charter, Like,
- 53:59what are your thoughts on this? This crew of content creators? Content is
- 54:04king and the laundry debacle? What'd you guys make of all this? I
- 54:08love this. This is like this whole season has me. I'm just in
- 54:14a drop of emotions with being we've I think we've all worked in restaurants like
- 54:20this has I can barely breathe the last two episodes. But wantsions because the
- 54:28provisions, because of the laundry, because of like I just the chef,
- 54:31the snacks, the snacks were pre prepared. Who's were you on a side
- 54:37here, like, were you on John O's or Ellie's side with the waking
- 54:44up the chef? And then Captain Sandy said, you don't wake up the
- 54:46chef and then she told the chef you need to make paninies. Whose side
- 54:52are you on? Emily was like, okay, we're gonna get us something
- 54:55about her sandwich. Stop. Yeah, the super yacht or one of the
- 55:04pool floaties can turn into a sob which they open up at ten pm.
- 55:09And well, I didn't realize he hadn't prepped and it was one of the
- 55:16things on their sheet that kind of changed my mind. What about you,
- 55:21Deanna? Yeah, I just thought, okay, what is the standard because
- 55:24there has to be something in place? And hello, like these people are
- 55:30sometimes needing food at night, so what is the standards? What are we
- 55:34supposed to be doing? Because this doesn't feel and yeah, he did not
- 55:39prepare. I did end up feeling really bad for Ellie, but also the
- 55:47way she was positioning it rank wise was completely out of sorts, Like,
- 55:53don't tell someone who outranks you by that much what their going the wrath that
- 56:00they're going to take on because of this moment, so that she was She's
- 56:06confused. I feel like ranked with rankage, but she had the best of
- 56:15intentions and she worked her ass off to make it work. But she did
- 56:20make mistakes and that's a hard pill to swallow when you've done so much work
- 56:25and like you were successful with the situation that was handed to you. So
- 56:31it was tough, like call, you know, I really I really felt
- 56:36her pain. I don't think she should have gone back in there, you
- 56:38know now knowing you shouldn't wake the chef and the whole ranking thing I think
- 56:43is really important too. But she worked so hard by like making it a
- 56:47thing, and she did save it instead of it being a shit show.
- 56:51They came down to the kitchen they shouldn't have been doing that. That was
- 56:53also like not good you find out. I guess the yass came down.
- 56:58Yeah. I mean in the moment, I was like, well, good
- 57:00for her. She made the best out of what she could have done.
- 57:04But you know, but at the same time, it wasn't the best thing
- 57:07to do, and she it was a hard lesson to learn. I think
- 57:10she's having a hard time accepting that because of everything that she did, She's
- 57:14not being able to see what she could have done and she's not being able
- 57:17to correct her mistake and see that, you know, but it's also boat
- 57:22specific, so like not even with two chefs, Like we all thought that's
- 57:28what you do, because that's what we've always seen on below deck, and
- 57:30so we were surprised that she was gonna that that wasn't how this was gonna
- 57:35go because in other charters, you wake up the chef. It seems like
- 57:39there's also that nuance of like did they just go to bed? So that's
- 57:44a nuance that you know, I don't know, I feel like Sandy should
- 57:51have gathered more information about the situation before she in a group setting came down
- 57:57on her like that. But I I, yeah, at the end,
- 58:00like I don't think like this is we won't even remember this at the end
- 58:05of the season. You know, it didn't seem like such a catastrophe.
- 58:08It just seemed like Ellie is it el or Ellie or Ellie Kelly. Yeah,
- 58:14was just also just exhausted when she received the news that she wasn't getting
- 58:19a pat on the back, and yeah, because she didn't sleep and yeah,
- 58:22yeah that was really really tough to see. And Johno really wasn't very
- 58:28nice to her, which was still so annoying, like he was like,
- 58:31oh, you just remember not to wake me up. And also I mean
- 58:37next time I'll make snacks. It's like, no, you didn't make the
- 58:38snacks, which actually put her in this situation. Yeah, so I wish
- 58:44that Sandy could have been more admonishing towards the chef had she known it was
- 58:47more of a shit show for Ellie. Yeah. Yeah, I also kind
- 58:52of wondered if she should have woken up Asia. That's sort of where my
- 58:55head was at in the moment. Interesting because I out like she sort of
- 59:00let her go to bed and was like I got it and then didn't have
- 59:04it. It was, you know, that was just so insane and there
- 59:09were so many issues. Thank god they had these younger people, truly.
- 59:16Do you think it was a short charter? Do you think those people paid
- 59:21like do you think they got like a huge discount just to come on and
- 59:23do this for the first charter two days? Like they knew that it was
- 59:28going to be a shit show or something like maybe they like it just seemed
- 59:32like they think so paid even the below deck rate on this boat, Well
- 59:37they're going to pay less for you know, a short charter. Than they
- 59:40were if they were going to pay for a three day you know. Yeah,
- 59:44which that's why. Like when they said the tip, I was like,
- 59:45oh, that's really good for just such a short charter m h and
- 59:50for fucking up a lot. Yeah. Regardless of whose fault it was,
- 59:53it was that road, like the rose, that would have been a pro
- 1:00:00for me. I really would want to be drinking rose on a hot yacht
- 1:00:05out in the sun. That would be my beverage of choice. And so
- 1:00:07I would have struggled, like, what, but that's a summer beverage.
- 1:00:16I'm so sorry, but it is. It's a drinkable summer beverage. Well,
- 1:00:22I mean, no one's gonna argue with you, but you guys want
- 1:00:25to argue a little. No. I completely agree. And I think it's
- 1:00:30really weird that they didn't even have a backup on the boat of anything,
- 1:00:34like nothing. They got so lucky that that other cruise ship came over.
- 1:00:37And I think it was brilliant of Sandy to say, you know, paddally
- 1:00:42grass is over there, and do everything you need to do to get four
- 1:00:45bottles of rose. And I love that and it made it. It was
- 1:00:49an exciting moment for the guests for us as viewers, and they got it
- 1:00:52and they got to enjoy it. So it was a good moment. But
- 1:00:57it's so disappointing that there Provisions Company dropped the ball that hard. That is
- 1:01:02constantly what an embarrassment. One thing you guys should know because I am covering
- 1:01:10milk Manor with Mary Payne. Jacob who is one of the primaries, is
- 1:01:16one of the contestants, I guess or one of the suitors on Melville.
- 1:01:24Oh my god, which feels important. Yes, I actually I am glad
- 1:01:30you mentioned that. I completely forgot about it, but I got several messages
- 1:01:34telling me that, and I am pretty floored. So which one was he?
- 1:01:38Was he in the room with the missing pants? Well, everyone was
- 1:01:42in the room with the missing pants at some point because everyone had he you
- 1:01:49wouldn't really know him there was, so it's funny. I'm like, Wow,
- 1:01:53did he have a publicist who he said? You know, like me
- 1:01:57on everything? I don't know? He is? He likable, He's a
- 1:02:02little drippy, and he's like he was like a little in love him and
- 1:02:07his dad. You know, we're very English on milf Manor. His dad
- 1:02:12fell apart because he realized he has he has to like deal with the grief
- 1:02:15of his wife leaving him after twenty years. And Jacob was in love with
- 1:02:20Barbie and being sort of very young and you know, listen, I don't
- 1:02:24know, he's young, That's what I'll say. As we saw this was
- 1:02:30a young group, and like Asha, I felt like she was speaking to
- 1:02:37them sometimes like a way she wouldn't have if they were older. You know,
- 1:02:42she was like, there's no rose and I'm like, Asha, yeah,
- 1:02:46I agree. You know, she was losing it. I didn't understand
- 1:02:52her, like logic about if you're with the guests too much, that means
- 1:02:57you're not going to bed an hour after they do, or something like that,
- 1:03:00you should be in bed an hour after the guests. IDEA, Yeah,
- 1:03:06that's a great question, because we've seen people stay up for several hours
- 1:03:12after the best go to bed. If the guests are going to be up
- 1:03:15drinking everybody, somebody's up with them. I think maybe it means that the
- 1:03:21stews are kind of not partying with them, but to engaging with them,
- 1:03:24and they're not doing the work behind the scenes that they need to. And
- 1:03:29that was like, if they could watch back, what happened. They will
- 1:03:32understand why she, you know, ended up in that situation. But I
- 1:03:37guess if you're not doing all the side work that you need to be doing
- 1:03:42properly. But listen, Ellie needs to learn some things. I think she's
- 1:03:45an amazing stew but she does have some stuff to learn, and I think
- 1:03:50that's a hard pill for her to swallow. Yeah, but Brie is a
- 1:03:52fucking wreck ooh wow god. Yeah. I mean I don't understand why she's
- 1:04:00even on this boat. I don't either, no sense, Like clearly the
- 1:04:04guests know what to do more than she does. They're in the laundry room
- 1:04:10sorting through Laundry's terrible. Yeah. Also, wear fucking shoes. I say
- 1:04:17it every season, wear shoes. Wear everywhere people do wear shoes. Oh
- 1:04:25oh my god. It does, isn't it? Don't They is not a
- 1:04:29yacht thing because I thought it was. But like some of them are wearing
- 1:04:34shoes. Sandy wears shoes, like people are wearing shoes, and I think
- 1:04:39you can get away with that. That there is like, yes, you
- 1:04:42don't have to wear them, but I'm like, fuck that wear them.
- 1:04:46Shoes are critical. Well, you're not supposed to wear them on the deck.
- 1:04:50I mean, you're not supposed to wear them, but I mean I'm
- 1:04:53sure Sandy does because she's up in the wheelhouse. But I've seen the crew
- 1:04:58wearing them. It's a hit or miss when they're wearing them, but they
- 1:05:01do wear them, and I think, like this is I wonder if so
- 1:05:05important Curier is not supposed to wear them. I guarantee you, yeah,
- 1:05:13that people have them on. It just depends on the day and the time,
- 1:05:17but they But somebody last season never didn't have shoes on it. I'm
- 1:05:21forgetting who it was. I can't recall anyone wearing shoes. I need to.
- 1:05:26I'm constantly looking at footwear. Okay, no, I believe I totally
- 1:05:30believe you. That's why I want to know. So let's do some R
- 1:05:31and D on that one. Yeah yeah, is it sailing yet that you
- 1:05:38saw the shoes? No, I mean it was on it just on David
- 1:05:43Yeah, wow, yeah yeah yeah, Ellie, are you sure your eyes
- 1:05:48saw what you're saying they saw? And also on below deck men on the
- 1:05:53last season, like you're talking about the crew, talking about the crew,
- 1:05:57Yes, okay, all right, are you talking interior? I'm talking about
- 1:06:01interior, and I'm talking about deck. There were kads involved, there were
- 1:06:10there was a crock involved. There was a crock, okay, because when
- 1:06:15I see it, I'm like, okay, fucking thank you. M M.
- 1:06:19Anyway, yeah, all right, well we can't argue with that.
- 1:06:24I mean, look, she saw what she saw, Sandy, uh,
- 1:06:30Sandy taels Ian you know, next time put all the water toys out,
- 1:06:34you know. And he's like, oh, I didn't know we had those.
- 1:06:38She's like, I can show you a picture. I got a great
- 1:06:40colla, I got a whole album. Then she showed him a picture with
- 1:06:43two things in it. I know, like what, yeah, what are
- 1:06:45you talking about? All right? Well, the docking was tough. I
- 1:06:50the windless thing and the docking was really hard to figure out what was going
- 1:06:56on. But they were struggling and that was very nerve racking, and it
- 1:06:59was interesting to see the order of things to make a successful docking and to
- 1:07:03see that that one guy because I don't know the cruise names yet, Joe,
- 1:07:08Joe with the eyebrows, the teeth guy. Okay, so he was
- 1:07:13really biffinite and he had to learn a thing or two and that was nice
- 1:07:15to see. Yeah, oh, and then we end with you know,
- 1:07:20we have Crew night out and Nathan and Gale that's going to fuck. Yeah
- 1:07:25they are, so they're meeting in the crew locker mm hmm. And Ellie,
- 1:07:30Yeah, she was going to fuck her lower intestine. Issha's obsessed with
- 1:07:34her digestive system. Sure is I need her. This is this is something
- 1:07:43I've been feeling, which is like Asia has been living that van life,
- 1:07:46right yeah, right, it's starting to get a little little to rustic,
- 1:07:56you know, a little one with like body and yeah, I'm like,
- 1:08:04yeah, I need you to move on inside. Yeah, just don't come
- 1:08:09into the kitchen while we're all eating. And then now it's your progress.
- 1:08:14Yeah, and you're yeah, a lot, a lot of it. I
- 1:08:17think we can get a lot. And I just I feel like she's just
- 1:08:21a little feral and we mean, you know, tighten her up. Part
- 1:08:28of me likes it, and then the other part of because I'm just like,
- 1:08:30god god less. I mean, there's no one else I can think
- 1:08:33of that could ever get away with what she's doing. And that's admirable,
- 1:08:39I'll say that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah wow, So yeah,
- 1:08:45Crew night Sorry, I just the tension, the sexual tension is crazy
- 1:08:49this with this cast, with all of them. Yelle is stunningly beautiful,
- 1:08:56like it's crazy, stunning is beauty. Kay, she's with this guy five
- 1:09:04months. It's loose. Yeah, all right, well, darlings, we
- 1:09:10did it, and tomorrow Dubai that'll be exciting. And then on Thursday,
- 1:09:17Top Chef and Love Island with these two darlings right here. I'm excited about
- 1:09:21that. Arianna is hosting obviously, so everybody watched that. And then on
- 1:09:27Friday we have Summer House with Melissa Reich. You're bitch bish therapist who's going
- 1:09:33to be recapping that with me? And that's a run Patreon. Dubai's on
- 1:09:36Patreon too, Thank you all. Thanks Dianna and Emily. Let me just
- 1:09:42give a little refresh arm where everybody can find you, because we've got the
- 1:09:45Montage Queen. Who's got some stuff for you. Deanna, why don't you
- 1:09:48start? Okay, yeah, you know, march yourself over to the Montage
- 1:09:54Queen, Merch merch and I'm at Deanna m chang. Love to have you
- 1:09:58over there. See what is se and and please you know, be my
- 1:10:01friend perfect. Em Theresa's on Instagram when I'm on there, come march yourself
- 1:10:13from Deanna's over to me, and uh well, have a great time on
- 1:10:18social media. Bye guys. Drama Emily, go get your block party chairs.
- 1:10:27Oh my god. Drama, Darling, Drama, Drama, Darling,