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Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap "PLATED" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Drama, Darling.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, everybody, welcome in. It is so nice that you
• 0:23
  Speaker 2: darlings are here listening. Thank you for joining, and as always,
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: please give a five star review. Emily Theresa's is here
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: with me today. We're gonna break down below decks sailing out. Hi, Emily, Hello,
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: we are gonna definitely be enjoying our time in Abiza.
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: He's inpoort here and.
• 0:40
  Speaker 2: That was such a great episode for so many Ibitha mentions,
• 0:46
  Speaker 2: you know, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then I heard that maybe he's saying it wrong.
• 0:49
  Speaker 2: Love, It's okay, Yeah, isn't he saying that? Hold on,
• 0:54
  Speaker 2: let's listen. He's in port here and and Abiza. He's
• 0:59
  Speaker 2: saying I but I think it is EBB. Yeah.
• 1:04
  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: He's trying so hard and yet if he's getting it wrong,
• 1:07
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna feel bad. Emily Deesis, we have to jump into.
• 1:12
  Speaker 1: This, Oh duh.
• 1:15
  Speaker 2: I am so concerned about how that frame fell off
• 1:19
  Speaker 2: of Captain Glenn's wall and almost impaled him to death.
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  Speaker 1: I know, but I I thought to myself, why would
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: he hang that? Why would he put that up? They're
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: basically in a permanent earthquake situation by being on a
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: sailboat right right, Like, why would you put that right
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  Speaker 1: by your head?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know is so concerning to me because obviously
• 1:47
  Speaker 2: it's important to him enough to be hung. So it's
• 1:50
  Speaker 2: either a certificate pictures fance.
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  Speaker 1: It's his wife, right, he's married, yeah, or is his girlfriend.
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  Speaker 2: He's got this girl. You've seen the picture.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's in other shots. There's it's like a lady.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, a lady of the sea. It's a murmaid.
• 2:09
  Speaker 1: It's a siren what I forget her name. But he
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: was on Watch What Happens last night and he was called,
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  Speaker 1: you know, he was doing a screen video call from
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  Speaker 1: Celebrity Cruises that he was there with his significant other
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  Speaker 1: and on an eleven day cruise for vacation. I was
• 2:27
  Speaker 1: telling Glenn loves the seas Man.
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  Speaker 2: He went, wait, so you're telling me that Captain Glenn,
• 2:35
  Speaker 2: on his break from the seas went back to the seas.
• 2:39
  Speaker 1: Yes, he's on a celebrity cruise right now. Wow. Let
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  Speaker 1: they they're on this, they're on vacation. That he was
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  Speaker 1: calling from his cabin. Uh huh, he was calling, are
• 2:53
  Speaker 1: you sure? Oh no, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Part of me thinks that he's just docked in port
• 3:00
  Speaker 2: and he's saying that, but that's not actually happening. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: I'm harry, I'm lonely, so I make up lies. No,
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  Speaker 2: I'm kidding. I'm kidding, Glenn.
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  Speaker 1: I girlfriend's always on Crewe Night and I just she
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  Speaker 1: lives in Canada. So many snacks.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, this picture of her, Yes, of course it looks
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  Speaker 2: oddly like the CVS photo that you buy in the
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  Speaker 2: eight x ten frame in Aisle four. But that's not
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  Speaker 2: what it is. That is my girlfriend. I am on
• 3:39
  Speaker 2: a cruise. We're having so much fun. I can't even
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  Speaker 2: handle how much fun we're hav No, I'm kidding, you
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  Speaker 2: guys know. No, she's serious, you guys, you guys, she's
• 3:53
  Speaker 2: She's real. Okay. It's like a literal blow up doll
• 3:58
  Speaker 2: that's been turned into a mermaid that he just brings around.
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: Like Andy knew her name too, of course.
• 4:05
  Speaker 2: Because he told her. I mean he told him. Well,
• 4:08
  Speaker 2: I'm saying, play along with it.
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  Speaker 1: This fake girlfriend really is getting the mileage, really really Yeah.
• 4:16
  Speaker 1: Anatomy of lies. Gary, Gary Glenn Glen.
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  Speaker 2: My name is Captain Glenn. That's okay. It happens a lout,
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  Speaker 2: poor Glenn is now this season is gonna win. The
• 4:35
  Speaker 2: joke is that he's lonely and he's all alone in
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  Speaker 2: his cabin. No, but like from Davide's pubic hair is
• 4:43
  Speaker 2: falling down on him to you know, being trampled on
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  Speaker 2: by this guy trying to climb up on the bed
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  Speaker 2: who was blaming on a design flaw.
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  Speaker 1: Glenn also said he didn't realize that that was all
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  Speaker 1: going on, Like he didn't realize Gary, Glenn didn't realize eyes.
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  Speaker 2: My name is Glenn, please please please, no, please get
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  Speaker 2: my name right.
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  Speaker 1: No, thank you, No, thank you Glenn.
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  Speaker 2: You don't even have to call me captain.
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  Speaker 1: No, thank you, Gary. I'm gonna call you Gary too,
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  Speaker 1: Gary one.
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  Speaker 2: All right, okay, Yeah, he didn't even know. Of course,
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  Speaker 2: he didn't even know the lights are out.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I would have definitely changed that if I
• 5:29
  Speaker 1: would have known that was happening.
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  Speaker 2: Oh really, oh woweah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah he didn't, he said, I mean like he was
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  Speaker 1: joking about it. He just thought maybe the roommate vibe
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  Speaker 1: is maybe taken advantage of a bit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, getting back to that frame, I just that was
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  Speaker 2: certain death.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I was dumb, just dumb.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm just I just can't get over it.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I had to rewind it and I'm looking
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  Speaker 2: at this thing falling down and the noise, and he
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  Speaker 2: just was like water off upa duck's back back and AnyWho.
• 6:02
  Speaker 1: He really didn't get over it either. He got under it.
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  Speaker 1: He was under it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yes, I do, I really really really. You know,
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  Speaker 2: we always see Glenn in his bed at night, sleeping
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  Speaker 2: with that black light. We never get to see him
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  Speaker 2: wake up in the morning, and that's too bad.
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  Speaker 1: We saw it then, though, didn't we saw him in
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  Speaker 1: that picture?
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  Speaker 2: He was like, well, oh, well I thought it was
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  Speaker 2: the middle of the night.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I mean. We saw him wake up then.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, I just mean like pop up in
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  Speaker 2: the morning and be like, good morning, it's me, Captain
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  Speaker 2: Glenn getting up. I don't know why I want to
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  Speaker 2: see it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure.
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  Speaker 2: No, we haven't, Emily, we haven't yet.
• 6:37
  Speaker 1: Sure we've seen it, and it has been of zero consequence. Well,
• 6:41
  Speaker 1: I want to probably started every show and you don't
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  Speaker 1: even care and notice.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so we're we're just enjoying this episode and it
• 6:51
  Speaker 2: kind of starts with Daisy, you know, giving her orders
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  Speaker 2: to her stews, and.
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  Speaker 3: She's like, you're on earlies and nighties and dailies and lunches,
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  Speaker 3: and you're on snows and Pattie isn't Windy's and tuppies
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  Speaker 3: and toilet sees.
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  Speaker 2: And then we get to this preference sheet meeting, which
• 7:08
  Speaker 2: was Glenn was really shining because he's like, oh, we
• 7:11
  Speaker 2: really got some dentists. Cheerly Primary is a dentist who
• 7:15
  Speaker 2: owns a dentist practice. And then oh we have another dentist,
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  Speaker 2: Amy kitching a theme year. Oh I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: They all started laughing and I couldn't tell they were
• 7:29
  Speaker 1: laughing because it was all dentists or if I missed something.
• 7:33
  Speaker 2: No, it was just because it was all dentists.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, got it? Yeah, and it says, yeah, so I
• 7:39
  Speaker 1: think like this is is this when Gary and Daisy
• 7:42
  Speaker 1: have a sidebar right after this?
• 7:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Gary's like he tells Daisy about the sneaky kiss.
• 7:48
  Speaker 2: She's like, oh my god, I can't but Stacey. But
• 7:52
  Speaker 2: but Dasey was right.
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna stay Stacy. I was combining something.
• 8:00
  Speaker 2: We just talked about Potomac.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and yeah, I wish.
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  Speaker 2: My name is Glen Hi Gary.
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  Speaker 1: Gary, that's Stacy talking to Gary.
• 8:12
  Speaker 2: Oh hi Gary, Sorry Gary, Gary me TJJ you meet Gary.
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  Speaker 1: But when Dacy's like, you wanted me to value, you're
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  Speaker 1: just pulling me aside so I can validate your fuck up.
• 8:24
  Speaker 1: And then Gary's like, oh, yeah, crazy, what you're done?
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: Like crazy? And then he walks away. I'm like, that's
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  Speaker 1: exactly what you wanted her to do.
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  Speaker 2: What do you Yeah, yes, exactly, And she's like, you're
• 8:36
  Speaker 2: looking for validation by hooking up with don eh And
• 8:40
  Speaker 2: he's like, we didn't hook up, and I'm like, you
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  Speaker 2: jumped in dirty water and then you also hooked up. Yeah,
• 8:47
  Speaker 2: so right, isn't that And then.
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  Speaker 1: And then he calls Daisy crazy.
• 8:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, crazy Daisy, right, of course, gaslighting, of course. And
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  Speaker 2: then I do like the late.
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  Speaker 3: She calls me, She's like, she's eleven years younger on you, Gary,
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  Speaker 3: You're fucking old man.
• 9:05
  Speaker 2: That was so great. I love that she called him
• 9:08
  Speaker 2: out on that. I mean, I love it so and.
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  Speaker 1: To her point, to her point like saying, you do
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  Speaker 1: this and you know it totally fucks up the dynamic
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  Speaker 1: on the boat when you were like doing this with
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  Speaker 1: staff and he's just like, I can't help it.
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  Speaker 2: I know yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Cool.
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  Speaker 2: Then the dentists arrive and then they sail. Oh, we're
• 9:34
  Speaker 2: sailing dentists the Genoa. And then I love that Mary
• 9:39
  Speaker 2: Catherine was like Nicole got her boobs done since the
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  Speaker 2: last time you saw her, and it's just like this
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  Speaker 2: close up on these really just I mean I thought
• 9:48
  Speaker 2: they were water toys. I thought that Gary put the
• 9:50
  Speaker 2: water toys in, you know, I mean they were ba zoomers. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Nicole with the white teeth and the big boobs.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they were well uh represented, yes, as they were
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  Speaker 1: well in fresh.
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  Speaker 2: They were ready to sail. They were ready to sail.
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  Speaker 2: And Chris and Mary Catherine.
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  Speaker 3: Mary Catherine got engaged raison. So my wont to do
• 10:16
  Speaker 3: something is signifiant Clois and then.
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: Don't ask Cloys.
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: Oh it's almost like.
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: When you tell him to do something special, he passive aggressively. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's like this, No, this is a rustic special, like
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  Speaker 1: people like this.
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, here's what you don't call bad food rustic, you know, Yeah,
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: here's what you don't call a dish that doesn't have
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: a twist on it, a play on. I mean him
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: serving and presenting the Caesars and being like, hey, it's
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: a play on Caesar, and.
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: I thought for sure that we just didn't hear the play. Yeah,
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: me too, And then nope, there was no play.
• 10:59
  Speaker 2: And if it's a play on something, then you're gonna
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: have to explain it if it isn't visible.
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: Because it was. It was edited, like the way he said,
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  Speaker 1: like it's a play on you know it's a play,
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  Speaker 1: and then he walked away. I was like, well, surely
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  Speaker 1: that wasn't it. But then that was it, that wasn't edited.
• 11:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know, it's sure it was not, Emily.
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: Because then the guests are like, what's it a play? Right?
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: They were are salad.
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: They did not skip a beat by all of his
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: cheats and his laziness. They caught him on his play on.
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  Speaker 2: They caught him on his bullshit family style meal. And
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: I understand that on sailing yacht they do tend to
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: do family style more often. However, not like this and
• 11:44
  Speaker 2: not for dinner, and not a special dinner. I know
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: they've done it for lunch. Family style.
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well to to her, to Daisy, I think she
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: said he's good on lunches, but clearly shit wow breakfast
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: and dinner.
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: He is screaming bad caterer at this point. Yeah, like I.
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: Will say that the dinner looked good to me, and
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: I would not have cared about family style.
• 12:13
  Speaker 2: I would prefer it because I.
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: Want to get my seconds, maybe my thirds, and I
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: don't ask for it.
• 12:20
  Speaker 2: You know what. Oh you get that girl, you get it.
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  Speaker 2: I respect. I respect.
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  Speaker 1: But the guest had other ideas, and maybe they were
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: not voiced initially, but then they were.
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: It was interesting because when the family style was served,
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: it was almost like Daisy had sent to them.
• 12:41
  Speaker 3: Sorry, this isn't family style. I told the chaftapote it plated,
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: but he didn't listen to me.
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: Hope you on joy because they so quickly were like,
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: not play it.
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: Well, it was just the primary guest wife initially, yeah,
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: which was funny because then later while they're waiting for
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: half an hour for dessert and Glenn comes up and
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: asks them that same guess it was that complaining then
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: said to Glenn that the gal, the other gal at
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: the table wouldn't stop complaining, and what's there to complain about.
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: It's this gorgeous boat in the middle of the ocean.
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  Speaker 1: Glenn walks away, and then primary guest starts complaining about
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: dinner again, like they're all bitch and then there was
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: a drama.
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: Oh I was gonna say, was the one that said that?
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: Was that this that talked to Glenn and was originally
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: complaining then complaining? Was that the one that was like,
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: you know, you didn't mean like shit and you know,
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: and now jon ye and you're I treated you so good?
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: Who am your friend here?
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: And I'm gonna say to that Cara.
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: You're a bad friend. And now you know it, don't chip,
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about this. Uh, let's table then okay, well
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: not now, Chelsea.
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: You know, I marry guest wife, watches below deck, watches
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: a lot of Bravo, and I'm gonna bring it.
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yep.
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: And whoever she was talking to does not and was like,
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: what the fuck is going on?
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  Speaker 2: got mad at Danny for not working and like she
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• 21:40
  Speaker 2: glasses and she was really overwhelmed.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's hard to I just don't think that uh
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: customer services her jam.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: God, no she doesn't. She cannot roll with it now.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: She's pretty wound. Pretty tay it. The dinner, the Blue
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: and White engagement party went off with a lot of hitches,
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: as we already discussed, and the dessert was a total fail.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: What the hell was that? And never served me anything
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: to eat in a wine glass?
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: I hate that that's discussed.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: I know it's a thing.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: Well, it's just like you know why, I'm going to
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: just co sign that so hard, like I just and
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: I without hesitation because I don't like it already. I don't.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: I just am worried about shattering glass in my hand
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: because I'm jamming like a silverware into it.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: Wow. How how do you eat your desserts? Pretty hard?
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Aggressive them hard hard? Oh geez, you gotta be careful, Emily.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: You don't want to eat those two hard. You're gonna like.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Get in there, especially that dumb dessert that was like,
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: stupidert puffs at the bottom, go to bed.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Heat is terrible. And what was taking
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: along with the writing on the plate and having them
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: wait thirty minutes good night? They work really good sports
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: to have stayed out there, I have to say.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Also the one gal pulled them aside and be like,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: I don't think you want to go to bed. They're
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: writing congratulations on a plate and you want to be
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: there for this.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you are not gonna want to miss this. It
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: might take forty five minutes, but when you see this
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: caramelized writing, you're going to want to take a picture
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: and post it, you know.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: I think the thing that redeems and also kills Klois
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: for me is how confident he is and how because
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: then I think like, oh, well then he get he's
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: got this, he'll get it. But at the same time,
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: that's why I hate him, because he's not getting it
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: and he's offit it.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Yes, so yeah, and then they have to have this
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: whole like sidebar again where Daisy's going to go to
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: Glenn and be like it's getting worse. He's lazy. There's
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: like a lack of figuring out the time and then
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: the fact that you went to go take a nap,
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: which I get, but Daisy has the point you should
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: have been doing baked delicious goods for this. She's been
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: working on this freaking dessert.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: This is the challenge show with Daisy. She said she
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: was gonna go lay it out clearly talk to him.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: That is not what she did. She's like, let me
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: offer you some advice at.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: One point, like when he was taught, oh for the
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: family style.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: After that, so when she goes to Glenn and Glenn,
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: I'll handle it. Yeah, I'll handle it Glenn. Then she
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: goes and talks to Klois and I know this is
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: kind of skipping ahead, but it's she does this. She
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: says she's going to do one thing and she absolutely
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: knows how to handle it. And then she gets into
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: the situation and takes the hardest turn in a different direction,
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: and she's like, let me give you some advice, And
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: that's not what this is, Daisy. You need to be
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: telling him what is going on. You're not giving advice
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: on how to handle what your experience is. They want
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: plated She never then says she's like, my experience, guess
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: like plated dinners. That's not you need to have plated
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: dinners and better breakfasts. This is not working. Like she
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: doesn't say any of that.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I mean, if I know, she's
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: had a department, but you're equal, so she can't like
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: outrank him, so she sort of has to be putting
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: it out there, like, Yeah.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Empowered her to be the to say these things, and
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: they are coming from the guests, and they are coming
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: from like I mean that breakfast was like a holiday
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: and Express.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: No it was. And don't get me wrong, I'll take
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: a holiday and.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Express I will too, but I'm not paying yacht prices
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: for it.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: Yacht prices. Yeah, I mean when she said that, when
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: she was like, it's giving continental breakfast, I mean, I
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: think you nailed it, except it doesn't even have any
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: enough pastries to be that. No, but she did say
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: the dinners need to be much more elevated. You're struggling
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: with time management. You know, she gave the broad strokes.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: What you're saying is is that she needed to be
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: more specific and she needed to be more hardcore about
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: what she wanted from him and what the guests were saying.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because look the way she said it would left
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: the door open for him to argue.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: That it was rustic.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's actually what they want, and she never
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: said not, no, they do not want that, because she's
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: up there telling Glenn like, let me have a conversation
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: with him, but we need a new chef basically, yeah,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: and then Glenn's like, okay, do you want me to
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: talk to him, and she's like, I will handle it.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: I can, I'll do it. And then you talked to him, So.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: She had already did that once before. Remember, like this
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: is thecond time, so it seems like it should have
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: been passed to Glenn at this point. So if she
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: wasn't gonna be harder, Yeah, you've got a great point.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: I mean, she should have said more. And then he
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: just bounces it off about it being rustic. So hmm, well, uh,
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Deanna tells Keith and she's a little messy. She was like,
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: I think that Danny kissed Gary and uh, this was
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: kind of funny because he feels like it's a gut punch,
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: especially after the way that they edited this in he
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: At the beginning, they showed a little confessional with Keith
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: saying like, you know what, you only live once I'm
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: gonna take a risk, you know, I forget this, like, oh,
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: I'll go for it on this, on this charter with
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: this gal. You know I was gonna jump in you know,
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: hifty and then the next thing, you know, yeah, yeah.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: I am all about being very open and care free,
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: not at work and not after you get the vibe
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: that it's not being real Siper kid.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, an unprofessional.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's too much and it I know, I keep
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: saying it, but it's like giving me like total pepula
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: pew vibes.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: It's Gary.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but not even Gary this season that we know of.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: No, but it's right, it's not the Gary that they're
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: actually showing us, like, it's the Gary that we know.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but even Gary's like okay, no, like I don't
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: want this and she's like, yeah, you do. You know
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: what I mean? Like he says it at the table
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: and she's like, you want it. I'm going to keep
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: it up.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And they're in the wheelhouse and they're talking about
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: sexual things and he's the one who's leaving, which is
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: very unusual. Yeah, so Will It was a fun episode.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: Next week, Simone is gonna read fuck Up and we're
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: going to hit another boat.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: I think, good thing Emma wasn't on night watch.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. By the way, I didn't mention Emma, but.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Which She's like, can I come down, I'll help you
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: with the boat, both the swim whatever, the launch platform.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, before I go to she offered it and
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: then she just stood in the way.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: That was so weird.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: I don't And they got mad at him.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: Right for not being letting her go down and sleep.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: I h Emma's got some.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: You know, she needs some rewiring.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean she's sleeping during the night watch,
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: isn't she. It seems like she's dozing off. That's probably
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: why the.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Next week, Well, that's why she's not up that night.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: It isn't.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's so, that's what I'm saying. It appears from
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: the trailer anyway that she's not. It's Gary's because he's
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: the one that's running to save the day. Oh right,
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: she and I was like, thank I thank god she
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: was not in charge. God bless God for having Emma
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: not on the schedule that night.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: I'm going I'm going to child, Baby, I'm going to baby.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: I'm gooch baby, girl, baby, baby, child. That's Karen if
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: you're wondering, all right, well listen the Oh by the way,
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: the guest, it was so funny at breakfast she was like,
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: wasn't plated last night? It's not plated? Now I love.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: I have to say, I kind of love a very
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: a guest who has high standards, that knows what they
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: want and is willing to call it out. I appreciate that.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean some I I reserve the right to
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: it's a on guess by guest basis.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Yes, I like the way that she handled it.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: I didn't. Oh, but I agree with what you're saying. Sometimes.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to see someone drag a chef for
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: not plating. That's just like one I want to see.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: So she gave me what I needed, and I think
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: again because.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: I love family style, so well, we know, yeah, now
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: we know. I want to know that I can eat
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: as much as I want.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, here's the sailing sound effect.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, gee, stomach, it's that my stomach.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: The stomach. Oh, Emily, I would go and leave my
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: room to get to the buffet. The other you can
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: eat a cruise ship buffet here that I'm enjoying, but
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: I can't because yeah, I just have to go to
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: the bathroom. Bite.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: I every episode when they put the sails up as
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: a guest, I would hate that.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: What they all love it? Well, of course they're not
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: a sailing yet.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: I get it, and that is why I will not do.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: And I'm selling this is everybody. I will not do
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: below deck sailing.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Yet you hate sailing.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: I don't hate sailing, but there's you hate it. I man,
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: maybe I do. Wow, I ever thought of it that way?
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, clearly.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: I mean I had we had a sailboat when I was.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: I'm thriving, we turn that off. I think we're digging
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: into something. Oh, Emily, I think we're digging into something
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: a little bit deeper here. You had a boat, You
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: had a sailboat when you were younger. Dad, my dad,
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: trauma happened on that.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Not much because it's sat on our patio for most
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: of lifetime. So and then he got rid of it.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: I think we took it out once or twice and
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: it was fine. It was not a big it was
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: not a you know, it was a pretty minimal sail thing.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: But there's just something about the wide shot of blowdeck
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: sailing out when you see how hard it goes. Yeah, right,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: where I'm like, holy shit.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, don't get me wrong, I will never ever be
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: doing that. I can't. I'll be seasick. I can't. I
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: get seasick so bad saying I would you get sick?
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: But I don't get if I didn't get seasick, I
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: might do it.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: I feel like I would be like I'd need a
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: life jacket. I'd be so afraid that I was going
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: to go off the side.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know why they're not all wearing life jackets
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: all the time. It makes no sense to me anymore at.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: All, especially when the sales go up.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh the Genoa. Anyway, I gotta go clean those
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: scuppers on the cruise ship because you know what, I
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: love to clean, even when I'm on vacation. And I
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: told the captain of this cruise ship that I would clean.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: It and help a lobrity cruise.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Yes, I told them that I would help out. So
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go on up to the wheelhouse and
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: get my instructions.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Well, celebrity cruise, glad.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: Get my orders. No, actually, it does make sense about
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: the celebrity cruise because legitimately I should actually edit this
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: part in to when you actually brought it up. It
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: makes sense that he's doing the celebrity cruise thing because
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: there is some sort of connection with the below deck
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: captains and celebrity crews and advertising because Captain Sandy's been
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: involved with some celebrity crew stuff and I believe Captain Lee.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Oh that's great, So there is Yeah, I mean the
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: fact that he was name dropping it made me think
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: it might be a free trip. Yeah, it just I
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: just love that he's like eleven days of a cruise.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: I'm like, he loves his water.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: Wait.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: Also the fact that it's eleven, because that's the perfect
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: number to say in his voice, eleven D's, Oh boy,
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: you live in eleven living D's anywhere anyway. Thanks for listening,
• 34:37
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  Speaker 2: more recaps New York on Wednesday, we've got over here
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  Speaker 2: on the main On Thursday, we've got Salt Lake City,
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: Great British Bakeoff. And Friday on Patreon we have Orange
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: County and that's going to be actually we're going to
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: live stream that, so that's gonna be fun. I'll post
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: that on the Patreon the link. Well, thank you, Emily,
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: I really appreciate you being here as always.
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