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Comedians Are Sociopaths! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.12.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. I kind of like comedians, but being
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  around all of them with, like, Mike Calton, they're
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  all douchebags. They all have small day energy,
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  and they think they're better than you, and they
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  overthink everything. And we have a clip here.
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  Jeff Dye supposedly wanted to be on WrestleMania.
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  When I worked with Calta, Jeff Dye was on the
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  show. He's likable enough. He's accomplished
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  a lot in life because he got the bang. The good
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  old person, unknown as Kristen Cavallari. But
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  then again, half a Hollywood splatter. He's funny.
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  He's likable. But he has an ego. And supposedly,
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  he wanted to be a part of the comedy team at
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  WrestleMania. But no offense to him. He was never
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  truly a part of it. He was applying for it and
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  was trying to be like, he was like an outsider
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  going in. He never had a chance. So what happened
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  was he ended up getting waved from it and not
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  invited. He got mad, but he was inviting himself
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  onto the team. He was trying to force himself
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  to be a part of something that wasn't his. So
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  here's Jeff Dye crying about his career. Let
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  me pot up the board. That might help you guys
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  to hear it. Should we talk about Kill Tony? I
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  did Kill Tony. It was very fun. Shout out to
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  Tony Hinchcliffe. Tony Hinchcliffe has wiggled
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  his little way into all of his dreams coming
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  true as far as, you know, he's got money. He's
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  in the city he loves. He's friends with people
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  as cool as Joe Rogan and others. Yeah, Jeff Dye
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  sounds very jealous. One of the best things I
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  think you can do with your success is... Fart?
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  Or power, or celebrity, or money, or whatever.
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  Using it to wiggle your way into your other interests,
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  right? So, like, I've worked really hard at being
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  a stand -up comedian. And I will try to wring
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  that... Any little remote success I've ever had,
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  I try to wring it out so that I can go... Yeah,
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  by him saying remote success, he doesn't feel
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  happy about himself. And this is the problem
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  with... comedians is they're very self -conscious.
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  They're all narcissistic people that had bad
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  childhoods and they're very tumultuous. They're
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  very controversial to be around. They're funny.
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  They're talented. But they use people and then
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  wonder by the time they're 40 why they're alone.
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  Go to baseball games. Meet baseball players.
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  Go to wrestling events. Hang out with wrestlers.
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  I've tried my best for those kind of things.
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  And so has Tony. So for Tony to have his own
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  Kill Tony show at WrestleMania, that is a Tony
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  Hinchcliffe wet dream. Oh, yeah. Think of anything
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  Tony would like better than... You know, he's
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  got a wet dream watching the guys there. Mm -hmm.
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  Hollister! That he gets to be at WrestleMania
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  both nights, real good seats. And then at night
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  he gets to like have the wrestlers come perform.
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  Tony, like that's pretty cool. Well, as you guys
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  know, I was already going to WrestleMania because
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  of the gracious and genius and sweet Paul Heyman.
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  Formerly Paul E. Dangerously from ECW. Paul Heyman.
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  Very generously left me two nights of WrestleMania
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  entertainment at the box office, and we got to
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  go. Me and my buddy Cole went, and it was awesome.
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  So anyways, because Tony was going to be there,
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  I was like, hey, I'm already going to be there.
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  Can I perform? And Tony's like, hell yeah, come
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  on the show. So I go out, and everything I'm
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  going to say I hope is not taken out of context,
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  but I'll just be as honest as I can be. Everyone
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  did bad but me. I'm just being honest. I know
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  that sounds terrible. Alright, then why weren't
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  you selected? Terrible. William Montgomery did
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  not do well. Yeah, I don't like comedians. You're
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  a douchebag! And I think that he will tell you
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  that. When is William Montgomery ever fun? And
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  they did not do well, and I think they will tell
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  you that. Then Kane... What about you? Why do
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  I tell you that, Dad? ...went out, and he did
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  terrible. But he's not a comedian. He's just
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  a big pro wrestler and a mayor of Knox County,
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  and he was... Ah, there he is. Cry! Little bitch!
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  What do we have here? I have a love -hate with
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  Mark Norman. It's more love than hate. The guy
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  makes me laugh. I like the podcast he does with
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  Sam Morrell, former guest of the show. Whenever
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  I was on Count the Show, he's always one of the
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  funniest guests that was on. He's funny. I'll
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  give him that. But I'm sick and tired of these
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  comedians doing the thing where they do crowd
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  work in the audience. And it's all staged. It
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  ruined it for me with Matt Rife. It's no different
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  than Joseph Carvalho of the Joe Show and all
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  the radio shows doing fake prank calls in the
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  morning. They don't know how to talk unscripted,
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  so they have to have a plot line. Oh, but you're
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  so talented. So here's a guy. An Asian man. He
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  says he was tricked into being a part of Mark
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  Norman's comedy special. In honor of AAPI month,
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  I need to unpack a really unsettling and racist
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  experience I just had at Mark Norman's comedy
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  show. So I got an email from Gotham Casting two
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  days ago. This happened last night. And they
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  were basically saying, hey, you're cast as an
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  extra to be a business person. You fit the profile.
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  Come dress as a businessman. Mind you, I'm not
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  a businessman. But I pull up in like a businessman
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  outfit. and immediately I get a red flag. Everyone
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  in the green room is Asian. It's all Asian men.
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  Asian businessmen. And most of those people weren't
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  even business people. They were just dressed
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  as one, okay? So I'm thinking to myself, okay,
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  I already don't like this because they didn't
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  tell us at all that they were casting Asian men
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  and this is a comedy special so clearly there's
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  some bit about Asian men that they're doing.
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  But anyways, we sit down and the producers are
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  trying to identify which members of the crowd
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  don't speak English as a first language. So they
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  make them raise their hands and they're pointing
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  them out. They're like, okay, guy in the middle,
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  guy with the red tie, guy with the black shirt.
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  They're pointing them out specifically so that
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  Mark Norman, the comedian, could have preselected
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  people to banter with and do crowd work with
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  so he can get clips of him talking to people
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  with accents. Yeah, that's what I don't like.
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  Do actual comedy, man. I grew up worshiping comedy.
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  Listen to Opie and Anthony, Brand Meyer, Steve
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  Dahl, Ron and Fez. I even liked Count to the
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  Point, blah, blah, blah. All these guys had comedians
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  on. But they're all douchebags with no social
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  skills. And the only redeeming thing they have
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  is they know how to make people laugh. And making
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  fun of people who couldn't defend themselves.
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  And it just gave me such an ick. Such an ick.
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  Anyways, Mark Norman comes out, and if you don't
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  know, Mark Norman is a very famous comedian.
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  He has like 2 million followers cross -platform.
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  Yeah, this guy would definitely know about the
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  follower account. And he has Netflix specials,
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  and he performed at that fucking Saudi Arabia
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  festival, whatever. Anyways, I guess he started
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  a new show called Human Trials because I looked
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  into it because I was like, what the fuck was
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  this? And the premise of Human Trials is to do
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  comedy to one specific demographic. The previous
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  episodes that he's had were 50 bald men, 50 Gen
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  Z girls. And I looked at the trailer and the
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  other demographics he's hitting is 50 nuns, 50
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  deaf people, 50 frat boys, 50 bikers, 50 clowns.
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  and then 50 Asian businessmen. Now, let's just
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  sit with that because why is it that Asian businessmen
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  is the one time you're going to cross over from
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  demographic to racial group? Because he's a douchebag!
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  And I find it really interesting that it was
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  only Asian men that were targeted. He didn't
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  do 50 black women, 50 Latino men, 50, you know.
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  All right, there you go. There you freaking go.
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  Oh, yeah. My God, I'm telling you, these cloudy
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  days in Florida, even though you're listening
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  in the future and it's probably sunny out, or
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  if you're listening in Cleveland, it's cloudy,
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  but these cloudy days just make me so dreary,
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  man. Drives me nuts. I want to be energetic all
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  the time because I'm bipolar. All right, let's
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  get this going. Okay. Thank you. FM DJs, your
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  morning show prep begins now. A sick person with
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  a powerful tool. Welcome to Hoppy Hour. Doors
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  closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom and you're
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  listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy
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  Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What? No, no,
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  no, no. If I hit this button, boom, the whole
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  program's gonna start. Okay, we'll hit it. All
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  right. The semen was so big. I know. Something
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  completely different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4,
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  3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour
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  with Hoppy. Microscopic, never copy that Giant
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  rolling weed up there, we flying This is Hoppy
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  Hour. I am your host, Ryan Hoppy. You can always
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  call the show. 856 -49 -HOPPY. That's 856 -494
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  -6773. You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio.
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  Always email me. RyanHoppyRadio. Man, we'll get
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  to Hoppy's Hoops later on. I tried to save that
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  for about 70 minutes. I tried to save it, though,
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  because I don't want to begin with the NBA. It's
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  like 9 % of Tampa Bay watches the NBA. I know
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  I have a lot of listeners in Cleveland, so they
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  don't want to do it. But, oh, my God, has this
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  been the worst NBA playoffs ever? So, boy, you
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  have two sweeps. You got the 76ers getting swept
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  in Philly, which that was pretty cool. But then
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  the freaking... I don't know. The Lakers getting
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  swept. LeBron just playing a stat pad. That's
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  fine. Good on the Cavaliers for making it an
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  interesting series for the Pistons. Now it's
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  tied 2 -2. And then the Spurs, man. We'll see
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  where they go. So right now it's 2 -2 as well.
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  So that's interesting. This has been an average
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  NBA playoffs. I've seen better. I've seen worse.
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  I would love though. I would love for the Thunder
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  to lose. They're bitches. I despise how they
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  flop. If you have to flop, that means you got
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  nothing else. You sure enough to flop. I get
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  why they do it. They were all like 10 years old
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  when LeBron James stars with the Miami Heat.
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  That's all I know. But, hey, what are you going
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  to do? We're going to play a game real quick.
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  We're going to play a game. It's called Name
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  That Sound. This is like something out of the
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  MJ Morning Show playbook. Wish the show was live
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  on the radio. I would take calls. This is like
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  literally like, it is funny how when I work with
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  somebody in radio, like obviously I have Celtus
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  interview skills and I learned a lot from like
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  MJ is like free balling, just ranting style.
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  I totally, nevermind. This would just be a fun
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  thing to do over the radio. But what do you think
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  the sound is? Do you think that's a bed creaking
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  during sex? What do you think it is? Now, it's
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  not identical to the sound that I'm going to
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  do a bit about, but it's close enough. Do you
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  think it's a car door? What do you think it is?
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  Leave me a voicemail. Let me know what you thought
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  it was. 856. 49 Hoppy. It's something that involves
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  my life. You know what it is? What's up? I'll
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  tell you. I go to Cava House on 4th Street. I
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  love the Cava House brand. Cava bars, it's great.
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  My homie Nick and Kayla are over at 4th Street,
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  and then I go there. There's one on US 19 on
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  the weekend to see my dude Tim. This specifically
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  happens at the one on fourth. A lot of times
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  I go to Cabo bars quite often so I can get my
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  work done. Because when I work from home, it's
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  like I have this anxiety that I'm like home is
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  when I'm relaxing and sleeping. Like during the
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  day when I'm working, I want to be, you know,
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  out and about. So I'll be working on. You know,
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  radio shows and podcasts and emailing people.
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  And I do this thing that's so freaking annoying.
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  You know what I do? I do this thing where I,
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  like, I'm doing it right now, but you can't hear
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  it. Sometimes you can hear the movements in here.
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  No, but you know what's going on? When I'm sitting
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  at, I'm one of the, like, high chairs over at
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  the bar at Cabez. That is close enough to the
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  sound of me squeaking my or me like jittering
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  my legs up and down. Here's another one. That's
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  not as good. But I'm telling you, I have this
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  like annoying habit where I like jitter my legs
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  up and down. And my friend Kayla is like, Ryan,
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  stop. I'm sorry, Kayla. Sorry. I'm trying. I'm
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  anxious 24 -7. I'm a walking panic attack. If
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  you go on my social media for the next 24 hours,
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  at Ryan Happy Radio, you can see what my desktop
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  looks like and my computer logging at work. I'm
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  crazy. All right. I just felt like doing that.
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  Yeah, it is not fun being bipolar, man. I remember
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  one time when I quit my conservative radio job
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  two years ago. I was very well paid, but it was
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  just not my vibe. That's pretty much what happened
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  was I manically quit Beasley Media Group over
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  something very stupid because of my bipolar.
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  And then I tried to drown myself two weeks later
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  because I had such regrets. But then I found
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  Jesus. No, not really. But I was on allaccess
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  .com. Never forget, I was at the chill room,
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  and it was like, Tampa Radio full -time executive
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  producer opening. And I clicked on it, and it
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  was for a conservative company, and I got hired.
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  But I just did not really agree with anything
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  they said, and they never had good food there.
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  When you're working at Beasley, you get grumpy
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  green gum, Mexican food delivered, you know.
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  No, when you're working at conservatives, or
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  even if you go to a Roman Catholic church, I
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  don't know what it is. Religious people love
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  sweets. They love pastries. I'm like, that's
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  okay. I like a good donut or two. I also like
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  getting catering of, I don't know, Italian food
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  or Mexican, like normal food. I remember we had
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  a luncheon for Easter at the job, and we were
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  praying over croissants. I'm like, this isn't
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  appetizing. There's no bacon. There's no sausage.
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  There's no scrambled eggs. This is a bunch of
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  sugar. Maniacs. Well, I quit that job. And word
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  got around the fat -ass Mike Kelton. And I can
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  just kind of imagine him texting me this with
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  his eyes. Can you tell I can't see him, the guy?
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  I have more respect for Rover at this point.
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  Because he never tried to be my friend. Well,
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  Mike Kelton sent me a text and goes, you're the
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  biggest self -sabotager ever. And I took offense
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  to it. But, you know, a broken clock is right
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  twice a day. I mean, ever since then, I've worked
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  on that. And that's a part of my bipolar. When
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  I get in these moods, I just am so delightful
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  to be around. Not at all. But, you know, those
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  second place ratings for Mike are really just
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  doing well. I remember I interviewed Mike, I
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  don't know, six years ago. This is all I'm going
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  to say. This is how you got to be humble in life.
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  Because for all my affiliates and all the people
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  listening around the world, they don't care about
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  a Tampa DJ. But this is all I'm going to say.
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  I remember I interviewed Mike. I had no dates
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  exactly. It was like October 2020. And he called
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  into my show. And we had an okay interview. It
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  might be on this podcast feed. It might only
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  be on YouTube because this podcast feed only
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  goes back to 2021 for some reason. even though
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  I've been doing shows since 2012. But I remember
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  I asked him, I said, hey, Mike, did you hear
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  the MJ morning show is returning to Q105? Are
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  you nervous about that? And he goes, yeah, you
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  know, I mean, I respect MJ, but I believe that
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  the audience will... And then what happens? He
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  took your number one spot, bitch. That's why
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  I take everybody seriously. You never know who
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  might blow up. 856 -49 -HOPPING. So I go, oh
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  no, there's a streamer named Neon. And I see
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  a little bit of myself in him, just like being
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  a beta male for women that don't care about you.
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  And there's this weird thing going on with him
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  and Alabama Barker. He can get any delightful
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  wifey girl he can wipe down forever. I know it's
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  not the easiest thing to just go on about and
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  go, hey, I want a wife. But he's going after
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  Alabama Barker. And he defends himself and defended
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  Alabama Barker after his fan base said that she's
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  using him because he bought her a Birkin bag,
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  which is stupid. Homie, listen to me. I am not
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  saying you're going to have 15 minutes of fame
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  and his streaming is going to end. But your net
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  worth is probably $4 million, right? Mm -hmm.
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  Nedworth Neon Streamer. Let me look this up.
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  10 million. All right, and he made 1 .4 million
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  in the last five weeks. Good for him. I'm not
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  jealous. No, but Neon, you got to listen to me.
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  That Birkin bag. Let me, I'm trying to teach
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  Neon a lesson. Neon, wait, wait. Birkin bag average
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  price. An average price of a Birkin bag is between
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  $1 ,300 to $1 ,500 for cheap. Birkin bags. That's
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  a quote -unquote cheap version. And it goes up
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  to $13 ,500 to $15 ,000 for the cheap bags and
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  then $25 ,000 to $35 ,000 for the expensive ones.
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  Bro, neon. You bought a girl a Birkin bag for
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  a girl that's just kind of using you for clout.
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  How do I know she's using you for clout? Because
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  I've dated girls that used me for clout. And
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  guess what? You should have easily put that in
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  your Roth IRA. Here's 20 ,000. Invest in your
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  future, not in some brawn. Taylor is so fucking
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  beautiful, bro. And by the way, y 'all try to
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  make all my streams about her. Yeah, you know,
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  you're obsessing a little bit. I don't want to
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  do that, bro. But the last thing to say about
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  this is this girl can buy all this times a thousand
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  and she still reacted better than anyone I've
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  ever given a gift to. Yeah, because she's using
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  you. Every other girl was like, you bought me
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  something for $20 ,000. Now I feel like I got
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  to have sex with you. Meek Mill says his new
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  song, Dreams and Nightmares, is one of the best
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  rap songs to ever come out. Listen, it's okay
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  to think that you're one of the best ever. I
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  mean, I definitely have an influence on places
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  I work in before. I joined 103 .5 The Bone. The
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  10 to 11 a .m. hour was just playing clips. All
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  of a sudden, I start talking and then Dizzy and
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  Johnny B take that idea. It's fine. But I don't,
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  you know, say it out loud, even though I just,
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  I didn't. But sometimes you got to just let the
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  influence sit there. Sometimes when you're like,
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  oh yeah, it's the best song ever. You got to
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  be a little humble. I'm not in the mood for this
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  NFL girlfriend yet. She's an annoying broad.
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  We'll get to that in a second. The man accused
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  of trying to assassinate Trump during the White
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  House dinner pleads not guilty. He just looks
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  mentally ill. Because I am mentally ill. And
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  I can pick up that vibe. Oh, I can. Chud the
• 23:38
  Builder, an influencer, real name Dalton Etherly.
• 23:43
  He's a real chud. He was arrested after a steakhouse
• 23:49
  incident. Nuisance streamer Chud the Builder
• 23:51
  was arrested on Saturday night after causing
• 23:53
  a scene in a Nashville steakhouse. According
• 23:55
  to cops, he was streaming inside the restaurant
• 23:58
  after being asked not to. God, they're such douchebags.
• 24:02
  Ah, Chud! And once he was confronted, he started
• 24:04
  yelling and making racial statements and causing
• 24:06
  a scene. Oh, that's good. Racism. Not at all.
• 24:09
  I cannot stand racism. He's such a douche. He
• 24:15
  allegedly refused to pay for his $400 meal after
• 24:18
  eating it because he was being kicked out. Oh,
• 24:21
  well, that's delightful. I bet you're real fun
• 24:23
  to be around. Jail records show that he was later
• 24:28
  booked and then released on a $5 ,000 bond. Hey,
• 24:35
  God, Dan, I'm a freaking idiot. God, let me let
• 24:39
  me look up how old he is before I make an assumption.
• 24:42
  Judd the Builder age. How old is he? He's 28.
• 24:46
  Okay. Because there's a thing that the 02 babies
• 24:50
  and beyond, 03, 04, the ones that were in high
• 24:54
  school or middle school during COVID, they're
• 24:56
  just different than the 01 babies that graduated
• 24:58
  in 2019. But he's 28 years old, so he's way too
• 25:03
  grown up to be acting like an absolute douche.
• 25:06
  Just saying. Fabulous says he would never compare
• 25:10
  his partner to his mother. They are two different
• 25:13
  roles serving two different purposes. That's
• 25:15
  a good point. It is weird though, like, I don't
• 25:21
  know. It is weird how you kind of get attracted
• 25:23
  to like what your parents are dating. For example,
• 25:26
  my mom is seven years older than my dad. And
• 25:30
  I like older women. It's one of the most haunting
• 25:34
  things about me that I think about is like, I
• 25:37
  became my dad. Ain't it, dog? I love my dad.
• 25:41
  I miss my dad kind of. Cheryl Underwood discusses
• 25:47
  the Kevin Hart roast because The Rock used the
• 25:51
  R word, which I'm so into. I despise. The thing
• 25:56
  is, I don't want to be like fake woke, but I
• 25:59
  despise the R word and everything it represents.
• 26:02
  But at the same time, I feel like in comedy,
• 26:05
  there's an exception. But here she is talking
• 26:08
  about supporting The Rock. Medians, everybody
• 26:10
  has to laugh at everybody's jokes. But come on.
• 26:13
  And one person in particular who got it a couple
• 26:16
  of times was Cheryl Underwood, who was on the
• 26:18
  dais. She was a hot ass woman. And sit on my
• 26:22
  lap. It just seemed like the jokes for her were
• 26:28
  maybe crossed the line. Why did she think they
• 26:31
  were making jokes about her husband killing himself
• 26:34
  and all that? Mom! My husband killed himself
• 26:36
  in 1990. Really what happened, right? I was in
• 26:40
  the Air Force Reserve. She does sound like she'd
• 26:43
  be in the Air Force. She's a badass woman. They
• 26:46
  were getting ready to mobilize my unit to go
• 26:49
  in Desert Shield and Storm. I'm sorry if I got
• 26:53
  it in reverse. It's been a really busy night.
• 26:56
  We're not really tripping about it, baby doll.
• 26:58
  My husband died August of, killed himself August
• 27:01
  of 90. So what they're talking about is is his
• 27:05
  suicide over 30 years ago. Nonetheless, you know,
• 27:12
  what happened was... It is weird how, like, I'm
• 27:15
  not saying those jokes are cool, but it's so
• 27:16
  weird how, like, in 2000s, all the jokes were
• 27:19
  flying around about suicide and using the R word.
• 27:24
  And now it's like, we have to, like, be careful
• 27:26
  not to offend... Everybody seemed to be pushing
• 27:30
  everybody's buttons. Even if it was a year ago
• 27:33
  or 30 years ago, it was, let's just find the
• 27:36
  most sensitive thing and just go in on it. Well,
• 27:40
  I think it's the new way of roasting. When I
• 27:42
  first came to Los Angeles, I was hanging out
• 27:45
  in the Friars. Hanging out. Club with those old
• 27:48
  fashioned voice belt roasters, those Jackie Masons.
• 27:53
  You know, those guys. And that's why I said to
• 27:55
  Kevin at the end, we only roast who we love.
• 27:58
  There was a team of us. I don't know if that's
• 28:02
  true because it seemed real between Chelsea Handler
• 28:04
  and Tony Hinchcliffe. All right, there you go.
• 28:11
  Blah, blah, blah. What do we have here? Hmm.
• 28:19
  the annoying guy from Shark Tank who just is
• 28:21
  like a little bitch ass boomer. He said this.
• 28:24
  He says if you don't have money, you don't have
• 28:27
  a marriage. And this is what people don't get
• 28:29
  about marriage. Marriage is a business. I know
• 28:34
  people go nuts when I say that, but it's a business.
• 28:37
  The first child you're going to have is money.
• 28:41
  It's going to be the first child and it's going
• 28:44
  to sit at the table with you every day. It's
• 28:46
  there, sitting there. If you don't have money,
• 28:49
  you don't have a marriage. I mean, the reason
• 28:51
  people get married is to form a form of financial
• 28:54
  stability. That's not a bad point. It's like
• 28:58
  that meme, an awful person makes a good point.
• 29:02
  What do we got here? Ronda Rousey admits this
• 29:07
  will probably be her last MMA fight. I didn't
• 29:09
  even know she was still fighting. What happens?
• 29:12
  You look amazing on Saturday. You win. Classic
• 29:15
  armbar. They call you and say, come back home.
• 29:18
  Are you interested? To the UFC? To fight? Yeah.
• 29:22
  Oh, I don't know. I promised my husband up and
• 29:27
  down. Wow, yeah. She's a hot piece of ass, isn't
• 29:30
  she? That. That this is the last one. He's the
• 29:34
  one that I really got convinced to like, you
• 29:37
  know, get on board for this promoter shit after.
• 29:39
  You know, she brings it in bed, by the way. He's
• 29:43
  not 100 % sold on it. So he definitely, he's
• 29:46
  definitely not 100%. He's not, he's not going
• 29:49
  for the fighting at all. Hey, I'm not going for
• 29:51
  the fighting. That's good. He cares about you.
• 29:56
  And he loves you. I love the name for the streamer,
• 30:01
  Whoa Vicky. Like when I read a headline about
• 30:07
  Whoa Vicky, I can't go Whoa Vicky. I gotta go
• 30:11
  Whoa Vicky. Well, she was confronted by Adam
• 30:15
  22 and asked how it was when her ex -boyfriend
• 30:19
  Antonio Brown, I'll let the clip play. You're
• 30:24
  cool with Antonio Brown now? We was. So you got
• 30:28
  cool for a while, and now you're not cool again?
• 30:29
  We still cool, actually. I could probably FaceTime
• 30:31
  him. It might be with his family. Oh. I did.
• 30:33
  Okay. Yeah. Yeah, he's always talking shit to
• 30:36
  me. I don't know what it is. Yeah, because you're
• 30:38
  a douchebag, Adam. Look at yourself. You're a
• 30:41
  trash bag. Like him? He's got a little bit of
• 30:44
  a hard -on for me, I think. No, I don't think
• 30:46
  so. I think he has a hard -on for snow bunnies,
• 30:49
  not for creepy pedophiles. What time we through?
• 30:51
  I don't know. He's just randomly tweeting at
• 30:53
  me and stuff. He seems kind of obsessed. He thinks
• 30:56
  everyone's obsessed. Adam 22 is so off -putting.
• 30:58
  Like, if the word off -putting was in the dictionary
• 31:00
  and you had a picture, it'd be Adam 22. Have
• 31:03
  y 'all ever met? No. Have y 'all, well, any interactions?
• 31:07
  He was trying to come on the podcast. Oh, yeah.
• 31:09
  Oh, all over your wife as well. A couple years
• 31:12
  ago, and then he started asking for like a bunch
• 31:14
  of money. Maybe that's, you know. And that was
• 31:16
  awkward because it was like, he was like talking
• 31:18
  shit on Twitter. Yeah, you know. The thing is,
• 31:21
  Adam can't take it because I've done a little
• 31:23
  shit talking to Adam and he blocked me. And was
• 31:26
  like asking me over and over if he could come
• 31:28
  on the podcast. I was like, all right, let's
• 31:29
  do it. And then he asked for money. Yeah, he
• 31:32
  thinks you're Vlad. Yeah, you know, that would
• 31:35
  have been a good interview. And I'm just like,
• 31:37
  like, this feels corny. Like, you're corny. Your
• 31:41
  whole existence is corny, man. You're on Pornhub.
• 31:44
  You have sex with the most beautiful women. I
• 31:46
  would be maybe open to giving you some money
• 31:48
  if you hadn't led with talking shit. All right.
• 31:52
  I don't know. But so did you guys date at one
• 31:54
  point? It was cool friends. It was cool friends.
• 31:57
  Oh, yeah. Yeah, their lips are wrapped around
• 32:01
  it. Before you went full God mode? We never slept
• 32:05
  together. We never had sex. Oh, okay. I don't
• 32:08
  believe that, honey. Yeah. Because he said one
• 32:10
  of the... Whoa, Vic. Craziest things ever on
• 32:15
  the internet about you. Oh, he did say that,
• 32:16
  yeah. Something about fingering you with weed
• 32:18
  crumbs on his fingers. Hell yeah, dude. That's
• 32:20
  how you gotta do it. And Cheetos. Little Cheetos
• 32:24
  on it. Was that true, you think? No, it wasn't
• 32:28
  true. Because you really need to wash your hands
• 32:29
  after you roll a blunt. It'd be as cool, though.
• 32:33
  This is the trashiest thing I've ever heard.
• 32:37
  Yet I'm playing it on my show. So, I might be
• 32:40
  contributing to the problem. He is. Yeah. There
• 32:44
  you go. Don't you feel so much smarter listening
• 32:46
  to that? Like, aren't you going about your day
• 32:48
  like, thanks, Avi, I needed that. Paul Pierce
• 32:53
  did this thing. he says he had to break up with
• 32:59
  one of his ex -girlfriends after seeing her without
• 33:01
  makeup. That is a true test of how attractive
• 33:04
  a woman is. If you sleep over at a girl's house
• 33:07
  and all her makeup comes off and he's still on
• 33:10
  a plow, that's when you know they're pretty.
• 33:13
  You get up and they'll go back into the bed.
• 33:15
  I was dating a girl like that. I dated a girl
• 33:18
  to where I was just like, and we was dating for
• 33:22
  a while, and it was just like, damn. One day
• 33:25
  she woke up and I saw all the makeup off and
• 33:29
  it was my first time and I was like, ugh. I'm
• 33:35
  sure she has the same opinion of you. I was like,
• 33:39
  damn, all this time I thought you really looked
• 33:42
  like that because you know how y 'all can make
• 33:43
  it look like and make it blend in good. It is
• 33:46
  weird when you see a hot ass girl in America.
• 33:48
  It don't look caked up. It's a good blend. It
• 33:51
  look like natural. And one morning I was like,
• 33:54
  whoa. Whoa, Vicky. Nigga. Did you stop talking
• 34:00
  to her after that? Man, it was a lot of like.
• 34:06
  That's how I feel about you. He pooped himself
• 34:09
  during the NBA finals. Beyonce's music thief
• 34:14
  gets two years in prison. The man accused of
• 34:17
  stealing Beyonce's music last summer in Atlanta.
• 34:19
  Well, he won't be going to trial after all, but
• 34:21
  he will be going to prison. After he cut a plea
• 34:25
  deal in the 11th hour. How would you think it's
• 34:29
  smart to steal Queen B's music? Kelvin Evans
• 34:32
  pleaded guilty Tuesday to several charges related
• 34:34
  to the theft, WXIA -TV reports. Investigators
• 34:38
  say surveillance cameras captured Evans breaking
• 34:40
  into an SUV just two days before Beyonce's Atlanta
• 34:43
  stop on her Cowboy Carter tour. The Jeep was
• 34:45
  rented by a member of Beyonce's team who had
• 34:47
  a flash drive of unreleased music that was swiped.
• 34:49
  He was facing six years in prison, but he was
• 34:51
  sentenced to two years in the plea deal. Evans
• 34:53
  previously pleaded not guilty and turned down
• 34:55
  an earlier deal in March. Prosecutors said he's
• 34:58
  implicated in other car break -ins. What a good
• 35:00
  guy. Totally not a stupid criminal. This is something
• 35:04
  that's happening in Florida. Saw this on the
• 35:06
  Orlando Reddit. At UCF, University of Central
• 35:09
  Florida, the graduation was met with boos after
• 35:13
  the keynote speaker said that AI is the next
• 35:16
  revolution. Let me pot up the audio here. The
• 35:22
  rise of artificial intelligence is... The next
• 35:27
  industrial revolution. Whore. That's them losing
• 35:34
  their jobs, 22 -year -old Gen Z kids, you stupid
• 35:37
  moron. You hag. What happened? It was stupid.
• 35:45
  You're implying to a bunch of art people that
• 35:47
  you're going to lose your jobs, dumb broad. Okay.
• 35:51
  I struck a chord. May I finish? She didn't like
• 35:59
  that. You know, she hit the wine bottle afterwards.
• 36:03
  I thought I could fight. I surround myself with
• 36:08
  yes men. Only a few years ago, A .I. was not
• 36:17
  a factor in our lives. Why are you bringing it
• 36:21
  up at a graduation when people are trying to
• 36:22
  get jobs? All right. What a moron. That is hilarious.
• 36:33
  I don't know why I find that so funny. It just
• 36:35
  cracks me up. It's like talking to someone who's
• 36:40
  like a Photoshop expert and being like, I love
• 36:43
  Chad GBT. It makes me images in two seconds.
• 36:46
  That I used to pay you 40 bucks for. Mm -hmm.
• 36:49
  The problem with graphic artists was they would
• 36:51
  take forever to make an image. Humans' laziness
• 36:58
  is why Chad GBT and AI is replacing us. That
• 37:02
  is just a fact. Farrah Abraham was on the boat.
• 37:06
  Mm -hmm. Showing off that rocking body. doing
• 37:10
  that thing that hot ass elder millennial women
• 37:12
  do where they start to get gray hairs and they
• 37:15
  rock it she's so freaking hot I'll be honest
• 37:21
  that porno she did definitely helped out her
• 37:25
  cause even though she tried to claim it was leaked
• 37:28
  but it had like cameras everywhere and the actor
• 37:32
  porn star James Dean, whatever his name is. So
• 37:35
  it's definitely pre -made, but she is just a
• 37:37
  hot -ass woman, man. Frickin', it's almost not
• 37:41
  fair how hot Farrah Abraham is. Is she dumb?
• 37:44
  She's dumb as a box. Yeah, of course. She ain't
• 37:47
  smart. But I would just plow her. I would go
• 37:52
  in with a game play. Because when you're hooking
• 37:56
  up with Farrah Abraham, you really got to bring
• 37:59
  the ruckus. You got to be like, baby, I know
• 38:01
  this is what you're missing out on, and I support
• 38:04
  you. Can you believe her kid's almost 18 years
• 38:07
  old and how quickly time flies? Remember when
• 38:10
  all those shows were out, all the Teen Mom shows?
• 38:13
  I saw the Snapchat recently of one of the kids
• 38:15
  from the show who's now 16, and he's like, when
• 38:18
  you watch your parents argue on Hulu? And it
• 38:20
  was him watching the episode, and I was like,
• 38:22
  yeah. We're at that part of the future where
• 38:24
  the kids that we were talking about are now old
• 38:27
  enough to see it. Here's the deal. We have so
• 38:31
  much to get into, but I'm just over here, absolutely
• 38:35
  tripping out over the woman that is known as
• 38:39
  Farrah Abraham. I'm just, maybe it's because
• 38:42
  I'm in a little bit of a dress, man, you know?
• 38:44
  But the thought of plowing her is just so delightful.
• 38:49
  I will post that picture at Ryan Hoppy Radio
• 38:52
  and on ryanhoppyradio .com. It'll be the first
• 38:56
  thing on my slideshow. I just updated it. What
• 39:01
  do we got here? Mike Vrano and Diana Rossini
• 39:05
  were seen as the 2022 Super Bowl. Oh, that's
• 39:09
  good. Bad Baby is inspired by Britney Spears
• 39:15
  as she shaved her head. Ah, she's gone through
• 39:17
  a mental health crisis. Catch me outside. How
• 39:21
  about that? One of Charlie Kirk's friends slammed
• 39:27
  Pete Davidson for the jokes at the... Kevin Harden
• 39:31
  roast. Even though Charlie Kirk used to laugh
• 39:37
  about people dying. This was weird. Diana Rossini's
• 39:41
  husband was, they were kissing on Mother's Day.
• 39:44
  That's just so forced. I mean, I know they're
• 39:46
  in an open relationship. Kind of reminds me of
• 39:50
  Tampa morning radio shows I used to work with
• 39:52
  where it's like a business relationship. only
• 39:57
  in that situation it was the man cheating not
• 39:59
  the woman i mean i'm sure her husband did but
• 40:00
  uh president trump says fernando mendoza from
• 40:05
  indiana is a big fan oh that's good uh diddy
• 40:10
  accuser says that um that it's just so hard to
• 40:17
  read and it's just ridiculous to say all out
• 40:19
  sorry um the diddy accuser is doubling down on
• 40:23
  the um story that Diddy ejaculated into one of
• 40:29
  Biggie's shirts. So that's just a delightful
• 40:31
  image. Supposedly not like Gus, the song by Kendrick
• 40:35
  Lamar is having a comeback. I am so sick of that
• 40:37
  song. Wow, a song about a pedophile. Turned it
• 40:41
  on in a club. Ah, this is not good news for my
• 40:45
  homie Pete Davidson. One time I met Pete Davidson
• 40:49
  11 years ago when he performed at the Tampa Improv,
• 40:53
  which is now the Funnybound. He came up to me.
• 41:00
  I was on the second floor. And he was like, hey,
• 41:01
  dude, do you know where the bathroom is? And
• 41:04
  it was like right next to where I was. It was
• 41:06
  on the second floor. And I was like, right over
• 41:07
  there. He goes, thanks, dude. And he calls in
• 41:09
  there and smoked like two joints. It reeked.
• 41:12
  But I learned something from Pete Davidson at
• 41:14
  that show. You know what I learned? He would
• 41:17
  bring a notebook with him because he was so stoned
• 41:19
  that he knew he would forget what he wanted to
• 41:22
  talk about. So I have not a notebook, but a Google
• 41:25
  Docs of everything I want to talk about because
• 41:27
  I'll forget. So that was definitely influential
• 41:30
  towards me. But the thing with Pete Davidson
• 41:32
  is his baby mama, Elsie Hewitt, celebrated Mother's
• 41:36
  Day without him. Ah, that's good. Hopefully he
• 41:39
  can be at least a good dad because that is not
• 41:41
  good when you're not getting along with the baby
• 41:43
  mama. Ah, Breonna Chicken Fry had emergency surgery
• 41:47
  and took a few selfies about her. What an annoying
• 41:52
  broad she is. Jimmy Fallon had a show I did not
• 41:56
  even know was on called On Brand with Jimmy Fallon,
• 41:58
  and it was canceled after low ratings. It's pretty
• 42:00
  on brand. Get what I did there. Jimmy Fallon
• 42:07
  is just a good placeholder. There's nothing really
• 42:09
  funny about him. But, you know, he's Jimmy Fallon.
• 42:14
  Jake Paul's boxing career might be over. That's
• 42:17
  cool. Hate and penitence. She gave up custody
• 42:23
  of her kids. But says her daughter was not abandoned.
• 42:27
  This is what I do not like about women. It's
• 42:30
  when they don't take accountability. You did
• 42:33
  ditch your kid. You were stupid enough to give
• 42:38
  birth to the kid. You were stupid enough to,
• 42:42
  you know, not take the pill or not get the morning
• 42:46
  after pill. And you know how awful that's going
• 42:48
  to make the kid feel? Thinking that they're not
• 42:50
  good enough? Mm -hmm. But hey, at least you came
• 42:54
  out as bisexual. That was the important headlines
• 42:56
  this week. Mm -hmm. The idea that anybody would
• 43:04
  think that I would just give away my child. And
• 43:07
  you kind of did. And be okay with it is... Ah,
• 43:11
  there's Jay Shetty with his kiss -ass interviews.
• 43:13
  Mm -hmm. Heartbreaking couldn't be further from
• 43:17
  the truth. No, it's kind of what happened. I
• 43:20
  mean, it's one thing to regret it, but it is
• 43:22
  what you did. It wasn't like you said, hey, I
• 43:24
  need a nanny, I need a psychologist, I need help,
• 43:27
  blah, blah, blah, doo, doo, doo. No, no, no,
• 43:29
  no, no. You're a douchebag! You know, as you
• 43:34
  said, I was struggling with mental health. Well,
• 43:40
  maybe you're an okay mom now. But you're a deadbeat.
• 43:45
  Because when a man does it, when a man ditches
• 43:49
  his kid, oh, he's crucified. He's called a deadbeat.
• 43:52
  Blah, blah, blah. But you know what? When a woman
• 43:57
  does it, oh, I'm just trying to find myself.
• 44:01
  Shut up. And anxiety and the postpartum. Oh,
• 44:06
  well, my mom had postpartum and she didn't ditch
• 44:08
  me. And Having to act my way through it and just.
• 44:15
  Oh, the acting. Oh, the important stuff. Oh,
• 44:19
  my acting. Shut up. I'm sure you were fine. Feeling
• 44:23
  like I completely lost myself. You sound like
• 44:29
  a broken woman. Misconception is that I have
• 44:33
  been in the past forced into treatment when.
• 44:37
  I can't listen to this. Oh, no. Donald Trump
• 44:45
  says he supports junk food. Of course. No wonder
• 44:47
  he wears a suit all the time. He's a low -key
• 44:49
  fat ass. You don't look at Donald Trump and go,
• 44:53
  oh, it's a good old healthy guy. Not at all.
• 44:58
  Violence erupted at a steakhouse in Arkansas,
• 45:02
  which I could just end at that sentence. You
• 45:06
  would expect violence to happen at a steakhouse.
• 45:10
  In Arkansas. But it involved this influencer
• 45:13
  that said, I have 40 million followers. Age of
• 45:16
  the yard, bro. She's 22. That's what I'm talking
• 45:19
  about with that mindset. Of those 22 -year -olds
• 45:21
  who were in high school during COVID. So she
• 45:23
  was 16 when she was in high school. So she thinks
• 45:26
  she's better than us. Even though she's a brat.
• 45:30
  Get him out of here. He just came in here. Shut
• 45:33
  this back of her face. You're annoying. You'll
• 45:37
  die on. 10 million, 10 million per child. 10
• 45:41
  million per child followers. Oh, I got 10 million
• 45:46
  followers. And two friends. Your mom and your
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  right hand. You're trash. You're annoying. Where
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  are they at? They don't care about you. You're
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  walking brain rot. Oh, oh my God. Ah, this is
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  what we need. 10 million people following a woman
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  that acts up in a steakhouse. What a sociopathic
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  moron. There's chaos. Violence is erupting. This
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  is what hell sounds like. A bunch of dumb influencers
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  acting up at a steakhouse like trash. What a
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  hag. And it's not even really violence. It's
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  just a bunch of people in a circle. You're trash.
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  You make all 22 -year -olds look bad. Guys. There's
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  a word to describe you. You're stupid. Don't
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  you feel dumber for like realizing that they
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  have 10 million followers? I'm so famous. Shut
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  up. You're the worst. You're not very smart.
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  You think you're smart, but if you're having
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  to walk around talking about your followers,
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  trust me, I hope you lost a lot of followers
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  last night. Because you are an annoying person.
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  Mm -hmm. Time for royal family news. Oh, it's
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  going to be so good. Ah, ah, ah. Yeah, yeah.
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  dirty, but they actin' on fair Megan playin'
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  victim, spotlight a game Got the crown shook,
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  can't handle the flame Napo, baby's flexin',
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  snap a spoon's in they fist But I can call it
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  foul, they can't duck from the disc Happy hour,
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  truth bombs, kickin' the waves No crowns, no
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  thrones, just the mic and the blaze Ghosts and
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  royals Hypocrisy displayed, turn the volume up
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  Let the truth cascade Queen's tea sipping, but
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  the kettle stay hot Hoppy's throwing shots, royal
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  egos getting caught Palace halls crumble from
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  the words that he spoke Prince Andrew's alibi,
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  nah, that's a joke Meghan preaching kindness,
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  but the script don't align Hoppy peeping through
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  the curtain, seeing truth in decline Royal rules
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  You can always email me, RyanHoppyRadio, at gmail
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  .com. Happy Hot Topic! Ah, what do we got right
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  here? We now know if Meghan Markle is returning
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  to the silver screen. I'm sure it's going to
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  be a no. She's so above it. After rumors began
• 49:52
  circulating that the Duchess of Sussex will return
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  as Rachel Zane in a possible Suits reunion film.
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  Gosh, she is hot on that show, I cannot deny.
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  For Meghan confirms to E! News May 11th that
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  there is, quote, no truth to the chatter. All
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  right. I mean, I think it would help out your
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  career, but hey, what do I know? Welcome, y 'all.
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  Hoppy Hour. It's time for Hoppy in the morning.
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  RyanHoppyRadio .com. Hoppy Hour will be right
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  we'll call it a day. The semen was so big. As
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  do it, do it, do it. Let me crank that slow -mo.
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  Hold on. Watch me do it. I'm leaning in the thang.
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  Full palace to the flow, flow. Where's I walk
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  it out? Do your dance on the floor. Crank that
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  shootout on that hater. They can't cheat with
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  no sauce. Now, then wiggle with it, boy. Full
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  palace. Let me get em, let me get em, let me
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  get em, let me get em, let me get em, let me
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  get em Let me get up, let me get up, let me get
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  up Still I be hurt, we gon' do it again Let me
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  press this button. All right here. And now, back
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  to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's
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  Hot 97 .7. Welcome to the Hoppy Hour. In your
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  heart, you know you like. And now for something
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  completely different. Door is closing. Happy
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  it is. The most recent radio show on the planet.
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  The other stations are tuned in too. What the
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  hell? Bye! Outro Music Outro Music Outro Music
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  up here right now. There's really no breeze here.
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  It's pretty hot. It's like the lemon. Mmm. Yeah,
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  he say, I do. Blur on air, let the stories unfold.
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  Raw conversation, never plan to save. If you
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  fuck on the date, he expose that face. Hoppies
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  in the house, what? Hoppies in the house. Hop
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  in, I will turn it up. If you real, then throw
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  it up. Hoppies in the house, what? Hoppies in
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  the house. From the shop to the bed, we ride.
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  True Sophie and Kane high. Hoppies in the house.
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  He's in the house. Talk that talk. We call them
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  all out. From Chi -Town blocks to the Tampa sun.
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  It's the hour now. Yeah, the show begun. Today
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  on TMZ. Okay, more Summer House drama. It turns
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  out... Man, what is there not drama surrounding
• 59:24
  Summer House? Poor Amanda may not be the love
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  of Wes' wife. He was on the prowl. Oh, yeah.
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  We've got videos of Wes at the bar around all
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  these girls, and Amanda is nowhere to be seen.
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  He's cheating. This is why she shouldn't have
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  ever done it, because he was already sleeping
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  with other women before. He's not sleeping. He's
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  at a bar. Oh, stop it. He's banging them out.
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  Do you have a boyfriend? Yeah. Have you been
• 59:52
  to a bar without him in the last two weeks? Yeah.
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  Okay. Oh, yeah. You know, she get one in the
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  front and one in the back. Ah! Taylor and Travis
• 1:00:05
  out in London. Oh, God. Also with a cinematographer,
• 1:00:10
  and I wonder if that's the girl who's going to
• 1:00:12
  be doing their wedding. They're going to use
• 1:00:14
  a cinematographer? If she live streams her wedding
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  in theaters? I mean, everyone would go. God,
• 1:00:20
  that would be the most high -selling thing ever.
• 1:00:22
  I know my mom would be at that. Ink film experience.
• 1:00:26
  She should do 3D and have James Cameron do it.
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  That would be amazing. She throws the bouquet
• 1:00:30
  and it, like, flowers. Seth Rogen and Jon Stewart
• 1:00:37
  are making their Kanye stance very clear. Seth
• 1:00:41
  Rogen. Yeah, I don't know. I agree. You can't
• 1:00:44
  be anti -Semitic. Seth Rogen is just such a douche.
• 1:00:49
  It's insane. It's uncomfortable. How much of
• 1:00:54
  a douche he is. I don't know what happened. He
• 1:00:58
  got woke. He got older, he ditched James Franco,
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  and he just thinks he's better than you when
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  he's a twat. I was doing a Netflix is a joke
• 1:01:07
  event, and the topic of Kanye West came up. Jon
• 1:01:11
  Stewart said, but seriously, f*** that guy. I
• 1:01:13
  don't listen to anybody who thinks Hitler needs
• 1:01:16
  to be forgiven, but is still mad at Pete Davidson.
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  Hailey Bieber. Sidekick! And I fasted the sale
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  of her skincare line. I didn't want to leave
• 1:01:28
  that broadening attention. She's the worst. God.
• 1:01:35
  I don't understand. People support her. It's
• 1:01:39
  stupid. You're just giving her clout. She doesn't
• 1:01:42
  care about you. She doesn't care about anybody.
• 1:01:45
  She ruined her relationship. Oh, it's time for
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  Jimmy Kimmel's a douchebag. You on TV with the
• 1:02:02
  fake grin Same old suit, same old spin Talk slick
• 1:02:06
  like you run the room But the joke lands hard
• 1:02:09
  when you walk in You want laughs, I want truth
• 1:02:11
  You sell punchlines, I sell proof Big talk, lil'
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  heat All that nard is still weak You clap for
• 1:02:21
  yourself, that's sad Try to look cool, still
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  bad I hear your name, I just smirk Whole vibe
• 1:02:28
  flimsy, whole act work Step up, step up, say
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  it with your chest Act tough, act tough, but
• 1:02:37
  you're never best to test Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag
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  Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag Say it loud, let it drag
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  Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag
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  What you like? You got jokes but they stare now
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  Same old smile, same fake wow You swing soft
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  with a velvet glove All that cheddar, no love
• 1:03:10
  I came in with a sharp tongue You came out sounding
• 1:03:14
  half one Every line you throw, I duck You want
• 1:03:19
  smoke, you out of luck Look at you, all polished
• 1:03:22
  up Still ain't hard, still ain't enough I don't
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  hate, I just call When you trip, I watch you
• 1:03:30
  fall Step up, step up, say it with your chest
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  Act tough, act tough, act tough But you never
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  pass the test Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag Jimmy Kimmel,
• 1:03:44
  douchebag Say it loud, don't let it drag Oh,
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  Oh, I did that thing where I had YouTube muted.
• 1:05:05
  Jimmy Kimmel is honoring his late night friend,
• 1:05:07
  Stephen Colbert. Oh, yeah. As the Late Show host
• 1:05:11
  prepares to wrap up his final episode. I love
• 1:05:13
  how all five of these guys, Seth Meyers, Kimmel,
• 1:05:17
  Colbert. Is there any other ones? I don't know.
• 1:05:19
  But all of them, I guess John Oliver. But they
• 1:05:24
  all think they matter and they're in like a universe
• 1:05:26
  of like five million people. Out of the billions
• 1:05:29
  of people on the planet combined that watch their
• 1:05:31
  shows. It might even be the same million people.
• 1:05:34
  Episode on CBS May 21st after 11 seasons. Pal
• 1:05:38
  Jimmy Kimmel is doing his best to make sure all
• 1:05:42
  eyeballs are on Stephen's show that. Yeah, for
• 1:05:45
  the first time ever, he'll actually have viewers.
• 1:05:47
  Her online news site, Late Nighter, Kimmel will
• 1:05:50
  run a rerun that night, doing it out of, quote,
• 1:05:53
  deference to Colbert's send off. No one's going
• 1:05:56
  to notice that it's a rerun. I don't think people
• 1:05:58
  watch him every night. So they're just going
• 1:05:59
  to think it's a new episode. Now, if you live
• 1:06:03
  streamed somehow CBS on ABC, that'd be a little
• 1:06:07
  different. But no one's going to go, oh, my God,
• 1:06:10
  it's a rerun. He paid tribute to David Letterman.
• 1:06:13
  There you go. Freaking Kimmel. God, he thinks
• 1:06:17
  he's so smart. Shut up. You know what I watched
• 1:06:23
  over the weekend? What's that? Devil Wears Prada.
• 1:06:26
  What the hell's wrong with you, man? My family
• 1:06:29
  loves that movie. No. I did. He loved it. It's
• 1:06:34
  so good. I've never seen it. All right, so I
• 1:06:36
  don't want to hear these cackling morons talking.
• 1:06:38
  It surpassed all ticket sales of the original
• 1:06:40
  movie. It's called Nostalgia. That is what that
• 1:06:46
  is. There's some breaking news. The U .S. Supreme
• 1:06:52
  Court extending access to a widely used abortion
• 1:06:55
  pill until at least Thursday. Who cares what
• 1:07:01
  someone does with their body? Is abortion ideal?
• 1:07:04
  Of course not. But, you know, it's a thing. The
• 1:07:11
  high court is still considering whether to allow
• 1:07:12
  a lower court order restricting Mifepristone
• 1:07:15
  to take effect. Currently, the pill can be obtained
• 1:07:17
  through the mail without an in -person visit
• 1:07:19
  to a doctor. All right. That's your right with
• 1:07:24
  your body. We can't talk about Kelly Ripa. We're
• 1:07:36
  not playing the Kelly Ripa song. Mm -hmm. Yeah.
• 1:07:40
  Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Six, nine, hostin' the
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  booth, duckin' door frames Happy hour, talkin'
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  raw, say the whole thing Six days, bad text in
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  the bowl games Name ringin' from the bird to
• 1:07:59
  the whole plane Late night, Ludo on his lap,
• 1:08:02
  why the phones ring? Throwback tracks, make the
• 1:08:04
  first crush, phone pay Celebrity gossip, got
• 1:08:06
  the tea, and it all steamed National show, out
• 1:08:09
  to play with the tall king He said, happy hour,
• 1:08:12
  coach, say what we think Turn the dial up, baby,
• 1:08:15
  don't blink Kelly Ripa is annoying, but I hot,
• 1:08:18
  cool The talk slick, still admit that change
• 1:08:29
  All right. I know. Holly Rippa was loving it
• 1:08:35
  on Mother's Day. It being a Big Mac and quarter
• 1:08:38
  pounder from Mickey. That's right. Kelly admitting
• 1:08:42
  on the May 11th episode of Live with Kelly and
• 1:08:44
  Mark that she had a great time eating McDonald's
• 1:08:47
  for Mother's Day. Oh, yeah. I bet it costs as
• 1:08:51
  much as a steak dinner now. His son, Joaquin
• 1:08:53
  Consuelos, who's currently starring in Death
• 1:08:55
  of a Salesman on Broadway. Oh, I'm sure he got
• 1:08:57
  that because of his talent and not because of
• 1:08:58
  his last name. And for his famous mama. There
• 1:09:01
  you go. This is the funniest text I got. He goes,
• 1:09:04
  I thought it would be fun if we had McDonald's
• 1:09:08
  for your birthday. And I said, it's not my birthday.
• 1:09:13
  And he goes, I mean Mother's Day. You know what
• 1:09:15
  I mean. That's kind of adorable. And so we had
• 1:09:20
  McDonald's. That is how you know McDonald's is
• 1:09:25
  overpriced is when originally you can afford
• 1:09:26
  it. President Trump says he is willing to sign
• 1:09:33
  off on a pause of the federal gas tax if Congress
• 1:09:36
  sends him a bill. It would save drivers roughly
• 1:09:38
  18 cents a gallon. Fuck Trump, man. I never wanted
• 1:09:42
  to be the guy that didn't like the president,
• 1:09:45
  but he is such a loser. An unregular unleaded.
• 1:09:50
  Thanks, Trump. I'm glad you started the alarm.
• 1:09:53
  You should go serve in your draft dodging piece
• 1:09:56
  of garbage. Open AI is facing a lewd lawsuit
• 1:10:02
  alleging Chad GPT played a role in the Florida
• 1:10:04
  State University deadly mass shooting. Yeah,
• 1:10:07
  we got a problem with Chad GPT. I use it a lot.
• 1:10:09
  I'm not going to deny and say I don't use it.
• 1:10:13
  But the problem is, it's very easy to convince.
• 1:10:18
  You ask it something, I can't talk about it.
• 1:10:20
  Please, I'll talk about it. And the fact that
• 1:10:24
  the McDill Air Force almost bombing, that the
• 1:10:26
  Asian woman got help from it. is not good and
• 1:10:31
  then you have the shooter from fsu getting help
• 1:10:34
  that's not good Now, lawyers representing one
• 1:10:38
  of the victim's families filed a lawsuit in federal
• 1:10:41
  court. News Channel 8's Mackenzie Laporte has
• 1:10:43
  the latest from the attorneys who gathered at
• 1:10:45
  the courthouse in Tallahassee this morning. This
• 1:10:47
  lawsuit is one of a growing number of legal actions
• 1:10:50
  and investigations in OpenAI following the shooting.
• 1:10:53
  There's a pending local lawsuit, this new federal
• 1:10:56
  lawsuit, and a probe into the AI platform by
• 1:10:59
  Florida's Attorney General himself. April 17th,
• 1:11:03
  2025, a day many in the Tallahassee community
• 1:11:06
  and beyond will never forget. I was taking an
• 1:11:10
  Uber and they had breaking news on, unfortunately
• 1:11:13
  it was FLZ, but I was like, damn. 911, what is
• 1:11:17
  the status of your emergency? I'm on FFT campus.
• 1:11:19
  Alright, I don't feel like reliving that. What
• 1:11:22
  a terrible day. Terrible friggin' day. One of
• 1:11:28
  my radio friends that has a daughter in West
• 1:11:30
  Palm. Virginia Snicky from the legendary KBGA
• 1:11:34
  show. Her daughter went there and that was scary
• 1:11:35
  too. So that was just a terrible day. Well, you
• 1:11:42
  sound like a Democrat. So this is a clip of Sidney
• 1:11:49
  Sweeney's character on Euphoria. And here's how
• 1:11:55
  you know radio's got a problem. Remember like
• 1:11:58
  25 years ago, Like in the movie Joe Dirt, there's
• 1:12:02
  a radio show that Joe Dirt goes on. And on Family
• 1:12:05
  Guy, there was Dingo and the Baby. And then on
• 1:12:09
  Park and Rec, every basic white girl when they
• 1:12:11
  ask me about radio, they say my show is similar
• 1:12:13
  to Ira and the Douche. You had all these impersonations.
• 1:12:17
  You had KBBL on The Simpsons. You had all these
• 1:12:20
  impersonations on radio. There's a problem. You
• 1:12:23
  had Frasier. You had the show News Radio. You
• 1:12:25
  had WKRP. There were people parodying radio.
• 1:12:28
  You know what the problem is? Now, all the TV
• 1:12:34
  commercials, there's one for some med, and then
• 1:12:38
  there's other ones where it's podcasts. That's
• 1:12:40
  when you know that we've taken over. I'm not.
• 1:12:43
  Sidney Sweeney's Euphoria character, Cassie,
• 1:12:46
  using offensive language on the topic of politics.
• 1:12:49
  Oh, wow. HBO being edgy. Wow, you guys would
• 1:12:52
  not have survived The Sopranos. In a line that's
• 1:12:55
  got fans wondering if it's got a meta meaning.
• 1:12:58
  Well, you sound like a Democrat. I'm not. I mean.
• 1:13:03
  Wow, she's a hot piece of ass, huh? Cassie is
• 1:13:06
  a crazy character. She will do anything and at
• 1:13:10
  all costs. Oh, yeah. Us to be famous this season.
• 1:13:16
  Including using slurs to ramp up her blossoming
• 1:13:19
  career on OnlyFans, saying things she thinks
• 1:13:23
  men want. Oh, wow. So are we at the point where
• 1:13:26
  we're outraged over an HBO show? Wow. Idiocracy
• 1:13:31
  is upon us. I think I know when I found the one.
• 1:13:36
  Probably when they proposed. She sounds like
• 1:13:40
  a sociopath. There's that girl from 90 Day Fiancé.
• 1:13:43
  That being Courtney. For those of you that say
• 1:13:47
  it. She spells it stupid. C -O -R -T -N -E -Y.
• 1:13:49
  I can't keep a secret. I'm engaged. This is my
• 1:13:53
  fiancé, Phillip. He's 66 years old and plowing
• 1:13:56
  her for two seconds. She said yes. There you
• 1:14:00
  go. Good for him. And then here's everyone's
• 1:14:02
  favorite homewrecker, Bobby Althoff, talking
• 1:14:04
  about being on a reality show. Yeah, she left
• 1:14:07
  that husband that helped her start the podcast.
• 1:14:09
  This is why you never invest in people. She started
• 1:14:12
  the podcast because her husband helped her with
• 1:14:14
  the media company and then she left him after
• 1:14:17
  laying in bed with Drake three years ago. And
• 1:14:20
  now she's dating an urban man and she's going
• 1:14:24
  to be on a reality show. It's our first time
• 1:14:29
  going anywhere. It says you're making your red
• 1:14:31
  carpet debut. What's it like? It's our first
• 1:14:33
  time going anywhere with a red carpet together.
• 1:14:35
  It's great. It's great. She's got that vocal
• 1:14:40
  fry. It's great. He's back there supporting anything
• 1:14:43
  with me. And yeah, it's fun to have him here.
• 1:14:45
  I don't know. I was just like, maybe I'll do
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  it. I was not going to go this morning because
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  I hate doing red carpets because I feel like
• 1:14:51
  I hate every photo of myself. Yeah, because you're
• 1:14:54
  annoying. I don't want to listen to him. I'm
• 1:14:57
  driving nuts. It's a different new song. You
• 1:14:59
  drive me crazy. I just can't be. I like this
• 1:15:16
  headline. Even though he's a dirtbag. Miles Bridges
• 1:15:20
  wants a psychiatric exam for his baby mom. She'd
• 1:15:24
  be crazy to have a kid with you. Victor Wimbayama
• 1:15:27
  dodges the suspension for the elbow. Yeah. That
• 1:15:32
  was any other player. Without his drain on, he'd
• 1:15:35
  be suspended. But the NBA... I know that the
• 1:15:38
  Spurs need him. Because then the Timberwolves
• 1:15:41
  ended up winning the game. But yeah, that's nice.
• 1:15:46
  The Cleveland Cavaliers look really good. They
• 1:15:50
  were down two out to the Pistons, and then they
• 1:15:52
  won two at home. I'm kind of glad they won. I
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  don't know. I have a love for Cleveland. I worked
• 1:15:58
  there. My mom's family's from there. But I think
• 1:16:04
  if there was a team... From Cleveland that I
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  probably root for is probably the Cavs. Because
• 1:16:09
  I like watching the Browns suffer. And I don't
• 1:16:12
  know. I'm not a fan of the Guardians. Especially
• 1:16:15
  when we beat them in a road series, me and the
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  Cubs. But last night, the Lakers got swept. You
• 1:16:26
  need to just get rid of LeBron and focus the
• 1:16:27
  whole team around Luka. Well, Luka was asked.
• 1:16:32
  About playing in Slovenia, and he said his daughters
• 1:16:35
  come first. After this crazy year, that was a
• 1:16:38
  good answer. Here it is. Mm -hmm. All right.
• 1:16:53
  Here it is, Luca. Damn it. You could do a bingo
• 1:16:58
  card if every time I do this, I had the website
• 1:16:59
  muted. Hey, Luke. So we spent a lot of time last
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  summer talking about your fitness journey to
• 1:17:06
  get ready for this season. Yeah, you got to have
• 1:17:08
  rid of that Texas barbecue fat. And after being
• 1:17:11
  traded here, and obviously the year before you
• 1:17:13
  were coming off the finals, what is an ideal
• 1:17:15
  summer for just you personally as far as how
• 1:17:18
  you want to come into next season and spend this
• 1:17:22
  offseason? And make sure you don't come in anything
• 1:17:23
  this offseason and get another kid. I mean, first
• 1:17:28
  of all, I want to spend time with my daughters.
• 1:17:31
  Good. And that's probably the only thing that
• 1:17:35
  is on my mind right now. That's good. What a
• 1:17:37
  good man. I like Luca. He seems like he means
• 1:17:40
  well. This really annoyed me. I don't know. What
• 1:17:49
  show is this? Yahoo Sports. That already is the
• 1:17:51
  problem in this situation. They interviewed Ric
• 1:17:54
  Flair. About Luka Doncic's injury. You mean the
• 1:17:59
  same Ric Flair that bothers people and harasses
• 1:18:02
  women at Florida bars all day? That's who we're
• 1:18:05
  going to for NBA analysis? No, no, no, no, no,
• 1:18:09
  no. I'm not kidding. The drunken idiot who acts
• 1:18:12
  like an asswipe in public and is walking around
• 1:18:16
  looking to get recognized. He's the authority
• 1:18:19
  on NBA injuries? I'm not being hard on Luke.
• 1:18:24
  I'm having fun. I'm such a Laker fan, and I just
• 1:18:28
  honestly believe. How long are you in a fan?
• 1:18:31
  Two days? Of course, I don't know anything about
• 1:18:34
  the extent of his injury. So then just stop talking,
• 1:18:37
  moron. But the first time I saw it, I did the
• 1:18:44
  same thing to the quarterback for the 49ers a
• 1:18:48
  couple years ago. I was like, get back in the
• 1:18:50
  game, man. Yeah, how did that work out? Mm -hmm.
• 1:18:53
  You came up in an era where everybody, you know,
• 1:18:58
  would just fight through the injuries. Now Gen
• 1:19:01
  Z does not want to do that. So you come off like
• 1:19:03
  a boomer. I'm surprised you're not drunk. You
• 1:19:08
  know, I've taken a quarter of the own shot and
• 1:19:10
  wrestled with a broken ankle, so I don't have
• 1:19:12
  much sympathy. All right, we didn't ask for your
• 1:19:15
  sympathy. You're a drunken douchebag. For the
• 1:19:19
  hamstring. You're stupid. But, you know, I know
• 1:19:24
  that they protect their future. Yeah, so he's
• 1:19:29
  like bipolar, because I am, so I can tell. He
• 1:19:31
  goes from one second, oh, yeah, you know, I don't
• 1:19:33
  know much about the injury, and then he trashes
• 1:19:35
  them, and then just be a man and just trash them.
• 1:19:37
  I'm blaming him for that. Shut up. You're a moron.
• 1:19:42
  Here's Byron Scott. Remember when he was coach
• 1:19:45
  of the Lakers years ago? He says, no matter what
• 1:19:48
  the Lakers did this year with LeBron, they need
• 1:19:50
  to move on from him. Just finish by saying this,
• 1:19:52
  and what Gary is saying is exactly what I am
• 1:19:54
  saying, but I'm going to be a little bit more
• 1:19:55
  specific. You're getting paid $50 million. You're
• 1:19:59
  41, 42, 43 years old, right? Yeah. Okay, you
• 1:20:03
  got a three -headed monster like you're talking
• 1:20:05
  about. The Lakers, if you want to move on and
• 1:20:08
  be a championship team for the next five, six,
• 1:20:12
  seven years, you got to build around Luka Doncic.
• 1:20:17
  Austin Reeves, you can't do that if he's still
• 1:20:20
  here. He's 50 million. That comes off the cap.
• 1:20:24
  You can go get two really good basketball players.
• 1:20:27
  No cap! 50. And young basketball players. They
• 1:20:32
  can come in here and help. So, again, all you
• 1:20:35
  haters out there that, oh, he hating on LeBron.
• 1:20:37
  No. This is basketball. This is logic. This is
• 1:20:41
  what makes sense for the Lakers. Now, again,
• 1:20:44
  I'm not in those meetings. I don't know what
• 1:20:45
  they're going to do. But if I am in those meetings,
• 1:20:48
  we move on. That's a good idea. And then there's
• 1:20:52
  this headline right here. Carmelo Anthony says
• 1:20:55
  that NBA players should stream and not do press
• 1:20:58
  conferences. Why give a press conference to...
• 1:21:05
  a company. When I'm my own IP, I can go do my
• 1:21:11
  own press conference. I can go do my own. Streaming
• 1:21:14
  is a new press conference. It really is. You'll
• 1:21:17
  have morons like Jalen Brown just babble. Yeah.
• 1:21:22
  Nobody want to sit in the room no more and answer
• 1:21:26
  questions on 5, 6, 7 reporters. They want to
• 1:21:30
  get to the news. Especially when the reporters
• 1:21:31
  get a big head and think they're better than
• 1:21:35
  you. The gritty of it and face it face to face
• 1:21:38
  with your followers and the people. There you
• 1:21:42
  go. And then there's this news about the Chicago
• 1:21:46
  Bulls. Happy Hot Topic. Ready? First week on
• 1:21:53
  the job for Bryson Graham, getting hired as Bulls
• 1:21:55
  executive vice president of basketball operations
• 1:21:57
  on Monday to landing the number four overall
• 1:22:00
  pick. Hopefully they can do something with it.
• 1:22:03
  In the draft, the Bulls had a 20 .3 % chance.
• 1:22:07
  I always think the draft is rigged, by the way.
• 1:22:11
  Jumping into the top four. Now Graham has a chance
• 1:22:14
  at adding a talented player to a rebuilding team,
• 1:22:17
  calling this quote a great first step. Still,
• 1:22:20
  the Bulls' new boss. Man, all the NBA draft picks
• 1:22:23
  all have broccoli hair. I was pretty excited
• 1:22:26
  the moment it was revealed. I was fainted. I
• 1:22:30
  was like, this is crazy. This guy's got better
• 1:22:33
  energy, but needs a better microphone. This is
• 1:22:35
  crazy because it's such a great draft. There's
• 1:22:38
  a ton of talent. It's deep. Obviously, there
• 1:22:41
  are some names at the top of the draft that you
• 1:22:43
  do get excited about. It doesn't matter where
• 1:22:45
  we pick. We're going to get the best player.
• 1:22:47
  There you go. All right. Here's the deal. Coming
• 1:22:51
  up next is NFL news. More about the side jokes.
• 1:22:55
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• 1:22:58
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  the Super Bowl next year. I wonder if there's
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  any chance that the Bengals could be good again.
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  know, making a baby with her would be fun. The
• 1:32:07
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  baby girl in a new Instagram post May 11th, one
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  day after Mother's Day. Alright, so she had a
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  this and it fascinated me. Eagle star... Offensive
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  tackle Fred Johnson's pregnant ex -girlfriend
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  exposes him for abandoning her to smash other
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  girls on Hinge. I'm not defending them. What
• 1:32:35
  did you expect when you had a kid with an NFL
• 1:32:38
  player? Just a quick question. Man, she's got
• 1:32:42
  a nice body, though. I can see why he had a kid
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• 1:33:01
  would not think that that type of man is a good
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  man or a good father. I guess not. Maybe you
• 1:33:07
  get couples counseling because you're going to
• 1:33:09
  have to go parent with them. Making a video is
• 1:33:11
  just kind of showing that you're a brat. You
• 1:33:15
  would probably not think that that type of man
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  has integrity or morals or any form of decency.
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  Does anybody in the NFL do? I mean, look, the
• 1:33:23
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• 1:33:25
  Rabel was supposed to be the man in the NFL,
• 1:33:27
  the family man. He's a cheater. They all are.
• 1:33:30
  I've hung around NFL players for their dogs.
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  Right? Not defending it, but I'm saying you knew
• 1:33:36
  what you were signing up for, and now you're
• 1:33:37
  playing victim? Shut up. Because I'm just trying
• 1:33:40
  to see if we're all on the same page. I don't
• 1:33:42
  think we are. I don't think you're on the same
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  page. I think you need to realize that you had
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  a kid with the wrong person. And he's probably
• 1:33:49
  not going to be around for the kid. Take the
• 1:33:53
  check and run. Hypothetically. Hypothetically.
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  say it because of a lawsuit. So you're being
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  passive aggressive. Good luck being a mom. If
• 1:34:08
  these women were to be aware of the fact that,
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  hypothetically, this man. Hypothetically. Hypothetically,
• 1:34:15
  you don't put out enough. An eight -month pregnant,
• 1:34:17
  now ex -girlfriend, and child on the way. And
• 1:34:21
  still decides to want to speak to and have fun
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  player and you're an offensive tackle and you
• 1:34:32
  get hit in the head a lot and you're very horny
• 1:34:34
  and you got this annoying woman just bitching
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  at you. I could kind of see why you would choose
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  the side chicks. Also, he's in the NFL and that's
• 1:34:41
  what they do. Hypothetically. Hypothetically.
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  You would think that that kind of woman also
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  has absolutely no respect for herself, no integrity.
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  No more. Yeah, they're side chicks. You know
• 1:34:57
  what you were shouting out for? You didn't marry
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  a, you know, a rocket scientist. And no decency.
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  I don't think you have any decency. I think you're
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  annoying. Blah, blah, blah. Never my fault. Man.
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  And they're going to have a camp together? That's
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  The wall is quiet at Curtis Hickson Park in downtown
• 1:36:40
  Tampa tonight. Yeah, what is going on with these
• 1:36:42
  teen takeovers? They're losers! And future criminals.
• 1:36:47
  Or current criminals as well. That was not the
• 1:36:51
  case just a few nights ago. On Friday night,
• 1:36:53
  the park was full of teenagers, many causing
• 1:36:56
  trouble. Police arresting 22 people during the
• 1:36:58
  so -called teen takeover. And word on social
• 1:37:02
  media is teens across the Bay Area are planning
• 1:37:04
  more unruly gatherings like that. Yeah, you're
• 1:37:06
  going to have to watch out who joins your Facebook
• 1:37:08
  group. That one. But Tampa's police chief warns
• 1:37:13
  against it. News Channel 8's Ryan Arbogast joining
• 1:37:15
  us live from the park tonight. Ryan, I know you
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  had a chance to speak with a business owner whose
• 1:37:19
  store was damaged during last Friday's chaos.
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  Chaos! Keith, these are all AI -generated flyers
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  and you can find hundreds of these for dozens
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• 1:37:39
  so that's going on in Tampa. We're going to play
• 1:37:44
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• 1:39:11
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  dollars to Chicago. The gas price out here at
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  the Luke at Luke in Hammond is $4 .59. We've
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  been out here all day. Yes, everyone's going
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  to Indiana for gas. The majority of the drivers
• 1:39:51
  we've seen have Illinois license plates. Wait,
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  I was on E. I came all the way from Chicago,
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  all the way over here, just because it's cheaper.
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  Chicago driver Nate Carusco took a big risk,
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  hopping the Indiana borderline to get gas and
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  driving on E. I don't even go to Chicago to pump
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  gas. I don't even know the prices, but I know
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  they're up. All right. Well, hopefully, you know,
• 1:40:12
  your car doesn't die. About an hour before that,
• 1:40:15
  police say a group of three or four people also
• 1:40:17
  smashed the windows of this dispensary in the
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  South Loop. And the crime is just up. But hey,
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  Brandon Johnson thinks otherwise. This is the
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  Grasshopper Club near Roosevelt in Wabash. There's
• 1:40:28
  that and there's this disgusting online. A Chicago
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  priest is under investigation after he was accused
• 1:40:34
  of improper conversations. Yeah, this is an ongoing
• 1:40:37
  thing. Do you know, I found this out recently.
• 1:40:39
  Do you know that the Catholic Church has insurance
• 1:40:42
  that can pretty much just pay off the victims
• 1:40:44
  and that they just sweep it under the rug and
• 1:40:47
  put the priest at the next church? Now listen,
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  I try not to hate on the Catholic Church because
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  I grew up in that cult. And my family is Catholic.
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  I need to despise it. I don't believe in Jeebus.
• 1:40:57
  But what I'm telling you, ladies and gentlemen,
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  boys and girls, is it's kind of hard to like
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  the Catholic church when you guys cover up pedophilia.
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  Now, if you just came out and said, hey, you
• 1:41:07
  know, first of all, we should come out as gay
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  because a lot of priests are. But second of all,
• 1:41:12
  the thing is, we should just not be touching
• 1:41:14
  kids. But when they try to sweep it under the
• 1:41:16
  rug, that's no good. Cardinal Blaise Cupich sent
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  a letter to parishioners of St. Francis of Assisi
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  in the Little Italy neighborhood. I've actually
• 1:41:25
  heard of that. He says the archdiocese received
• 1:41:28
  allegations that Reverend Jose Molina. Oh, Jose.
• 1:41:33
  Communicated inappropriately with minors and
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  adult women. I actually just cannot stand priests.
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  I don't mind if you want to believe in God and
• 1:41:45
  you want some meaning in your life. That's fine.
• 1:41:48
  That is your right as a human. But there is some
• 1:41:50
  pedophile problem in that church. I don't know
• 1:41:52
  what it is. It's very off -putting. It's very
• 1:41:56
  off -putting how Catholics just accept it. They're
• 1:41:58
  like, oh, well, you know, but God loves me. Very
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  weird. Very weird. Very weird. Oh! We'll be right
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  back. Welcome in here to this new half hour.
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  It has happened again. A shooting at an Akron
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  bar. Man, what the hell is going on here? That
• 1:43:03
  70 -year -old owner you saw there of the bar
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  in the North Hill neighborhood was shot on the
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  job. So far, police don't have any suspects.
• 1:43:11
  Ah, good old cops in Cleveland. Speaking of the
• 1:43:15
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• 1:43:17
  case involving a former Brooklyn police sergeant.
• 1:43:20
  Paul Stein pled no contest in Parma Municipal
• 1:43:23
  Court today. Loser! It's Parma, though. He was
• 1:43:28
  accused of repeatedly punching a woman handcuffed
• 1:43:31
  in his custody. That's good. And then there's
• 1:43:33
  this with cops. Two deadly chases by the same
• 1:43:36
  Cuyahoga County Sheriff's deputy found to be
• 1:43:38
  within policy. I am the police protecting their
• 1:43:42
  own. No way. The old policy was overhauled last
• 1:43:46
  October after our reporting and public pressure.
• 1:43:50
  Local news reporting. Cool. You broke the news.
• 1:43:54
  You did your job. Dozens of gaming machines were
• 1:43:58
  disabled and money seized when warrants were
• 1:44:00
  served at two businesses in Mentor -on -the -Lake.
• 1:44:03
  Yeah, you know, gambling in Cleveland. What else
• 1:44:05
  is there to do? Investigation is ongoing tonight.
• 1:44:08
  Alright. Seems like things are going real well
• 1:44:11
  in Cleveland. See the sun almost three times
• 1:44:33
  a year. This guy has at least two DUIs. Let's
• 1:44:37
  look like a Scooby -Doo ghost town. Don't slow
• 1:44:40
  down in East Cleveland or you'll die. Our economy's
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  based on LeBron James. Buy a house for the price
• 1:44:46
  of a VCR. Our main export is crippling depression.
• 1:44:51
  They used to harbor it here. We think this is
• 1:44:53
  our... Keep people from looking at their own
• 1:45:02
  lives and realizing how bad they've actually
• 1:45:04
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• 1:45:09
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• 1:45:12
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• 1:45:18
  How the hell did this happen? You know, did I
• 1:45:23
  used to eat babies in a former life, you know?
• 1:45:26
  And then he's looking around at your tiny little
• 1:45:27
  house that you can't afford because of the mortgage
• 1:45:29
  crisis and your horrible little sloppy kids who
• 1:45:31
  will have diabetes by the time they're eight
• 1:45:33
  because they live on corn syrup and lye. And
• 1:45:36
  then you look at your big bloated mess of a wife
• 1:45:39
  and she waddles towards you with her front butt
• 1:45:41
  spilling out over the top of her ass and she's
• 1:45:43
  like, I'm going to go shoot myself and my pregnant
• 1:45:46
  12 -year -old daughter right now. Do you regret
• 1:45:53
  anything that you said about Cleveland? I don't
• 1:45:55
  know. Do you like it? Do you think Cleveland's
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• 1:46:02
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• 1:46:07
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• 1:46:41
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• 1:46:44
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• 1:46:48
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• 1:46:55
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• 1:46:59
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• 1:47:01
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• 1:47:31
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• 1:47:34
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• 1:47:38
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• 1:47:43
  And if you got an albino, send her up too. It's
• 1:47:46
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• 1:47:49
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• 1:47:52
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• 1:47:56
  Oh, the Sandman is coming. Oh, no! Really? Why
• 1:48:22
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• 1:48:26
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• 1:49:37
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  Oh, the hobby hour is coming to a close. Radio
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  held the mic With humor so divine The void left
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• 2:08:45
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• 2:08:51
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• 2:09:23
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