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Hour 3 – Faceplant Fuel · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: hour three. The Dodgers are on life support. Will Dave
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  Speaker 1: Roberts foot race in Toronto fuel a Dodger World series comeback.
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  Speaker 1: We'll discuss that. Also, what's the Nationals blueprint? They hired
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  Speaker 1: a thirty three year old Blake but Trap as manager,
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  Speaker 1: the youngest manager in fifty years over fifty years. And
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  Speaker 1: He lives in Toronto, and he was very excited and
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  Speaker 1: he sent me a message. He's like, hey, I want
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  Speaker 1: to be her Toronto correspondent when the Blue Jays win
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  Speaker 1: the World Series. So the Blue Jays haven't won the
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  Speaker 1: World Series, but I want to be the correspondent. And well,
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  Speaker 1: they're probably gonna win it on Friday night. The show's
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  Speaker 1: Friday night. We do a podcast on Friday night, and
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  Speaker 1: so we're back.
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  Speaker 2: And forth on that.
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  Speaker 1: But tonight's the night, Halloween Night close out game. If
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  Speaker 1: the Blue Jays get her done, if they get her
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  Speaker 1: done up three to two heading into Game six, they
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  Speaker 1: will get that hunk of metal, just a piece of metal.
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  Speaker 1: Should the Dodgers stave off elimination, they will get a
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  Speaker 1: Game seven. Courtesy of Yamamo two on Saturday night. Now,
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  Speaker 1: the big story from the workout. There was a workout
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  Speaker 1: on Thursday. The big story was a race. So what
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  Speaker 1: why would they do a race? Baseball teams, let me
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  Speaker 1: do a race. So if you didn't see this, maybe
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  Speaker 1: not during the off day workout. One of the most
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  Speaker 1: riveting things about the World Series is the off day workout.
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  Speaker 1: So manager Dave Roberts I really liked him in that spot.
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  Speaker 1: Dave Roberts decided that the best way, the best way
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  Speaker 1: to lift the spirits of the Dodgers clubhouse was to
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  Speaker 1: race utility man He Song Kim, one of the fastest players,
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  Speaker 1: if not the fastest player on the Dodgers. So they
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  Speaker 1: decided if they would have a little bit of a
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  Speaker 1: foot race. So on one side, you've got He Song Kim.
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  Speaker 1: On the other side you got Dave Roberts. Now Roberts
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  Speaker 1: is fifty three years old. He was given a head start,
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  Speaker 1: so he had a little bit of a head start.
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  Speaker 1: Old guy privilege, old guy privilege. And so that they're racing.
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  Speaker 1: And let me describe this for those of you that
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  Speaker 1: little blind. So Roberts was given the lead and they
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  Speaker 1: went around second base. He had the lead, and then
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  Speaker 1: he could not stay on his feet, did not stay upright.
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  Speaker 1: He came tumbling down, down, down, down, down. The manager
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  Speaker 1: wiped out. He did a belly whopper and that ended
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  Speaker 1: the race. He was face down on the turf there
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  Speaker 1: at the Rogers Center in Toronto. Everyone laughed, ha ha,
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  Speaker 1: and Dave Roberts got up. He was limping a little bit,
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  Speaker 1: and he announced to the people in the empty stadium,
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  Speaker 1: I efing blew it. That's the quote, I efing blew
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  Speaker 1: it from Dave Roberts. That is a good jumping off point.
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  Speaker 1: The Dodgers are on the razor's edge as they are
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  Speaker 1: facing their last supper if they don't get it done here.
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  Speaker 1: So the question as we discuss, will Dave Roberts now
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  Speaker 1: well publicized foot race that's right, a foot race with
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  Speaker 1: Dodger player he sung Kim. Will this be the fuel
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  Speaker 1: to inspire an epic Dodger World series comeback? So on
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  Speaker 1: this one, I've got marketing slogan beach boys and fire
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  Speaker 1: breathing monster, and we will combine all of these things
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  Speaker 1: together and we are going to make some delicious Butterfinger
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  Speaker 1: and Baby Ruth. So if you're gonna send me candy,
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  Speaker 1: Butterfinger and Baby.
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  Speaker 2: Ruth is the way to go.
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  Speaker 1: So, first of all, on this Halloween, this Dodger thing,
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  Speaker 1: things are so bleak for the boys.
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  Speaker 2: How bleak are they? Thanks for asking? They're so bleak.
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  Speaker 1: The Dodgers are in such a deep dark place that
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  Speaker 1: desperate times call for desperate measures, or in this case,
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  Speaker 1: a foot race. The Dodgers have been bad to the bone,
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  Speaker 1: bad to the bone the last couple of games in
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  Speaker 1: the World Series. They can't hit a lick. The bullpens
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  Speaker 1: leaking Kerosene Blake Snell pooped the bed despite all of
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  Speaker 1: his fanboys defending him. So Dave Roberts, fifty three years
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  Speaker 1: old turns into what Tony Robbins rounding second wiping out
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  Speaker 1: like he was auditioning for an upcoming season of America's
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  Speaker 1: Funniest Home Videos. Roberts now he gave the quote of
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  Speaker 1: the day. That blabermouth. Dave Roberts gave the quote of
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  Speaker 1: the day. I effing blew it. I efing blew it.
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  Speaker 2: You know what that is?
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  Speaker 1: Do you know that is a marketing slogan? Is that
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  Speaker 1: not the perfect marketing slogan? MLB Video MLB Productions they
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  Speaker 1: make a World Series video for the twenty twenty five
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  Speaker 1: Dodgers the headline I fing blew it because they're blowing
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  Speaker 1: a golden opportunity and that Dave roberts pratfall was symbolic,
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  Speaker 1: just like the Dodgers are face planting in the World
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  Speaker 1: Series on the biggest stage he's no, the sorta, Dave Roberts. No,
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  Speaker 1: the the sorta would have turned that into a sermon
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  Speaker 1: about Dodger blue destiny and all that.
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  Speaker 2: Roberts, you know, not so much.
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  Speaker 1: Not so much now as for the spin. When I
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  Speaker 1: see the story and they read you see, I know,
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  Speaker 1: you have to write something on the day off. You
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  Speaker 1: got a rummage through what's going on. You got to
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  Speaker 1: put a story out and all that stuff. I get
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  Speaker 1: that they're paying a lot of money to fly these
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  Speaker 1: idiots to Toronto. The baseball cartel, I call them the
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  Speaker 1: baseball writing cartel, the freeloaders. They're all the big names.
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  Speaker 1: They just run up the expense account in these towns,
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  Speaker 1: so they're all in Toronto.
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  Speaker 2: I probably got completely hammered on Thursday night, these clowns.
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  Speaker 2: So they had to write something.
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  Speaker 1: So they write about this, and they make it seem
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  Speaker 1: like this is going to inspire the Dodgers to come back.
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  Speaker 2: That's the spin that Dave Roberts one of the.
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  Speaker 1: Great motivators of our time. He got jiggy with it,
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  Speaker 1: and now the Dodgers are.
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  Speaker 2: Gonna come back. You know what that is?
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  Speaker 1: That is a night at the improv and you're seeing
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  Speaker 1: Fluffy the Comedian, because it's Fluffy. If the Dodgers come
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  Speaker 1: back and win the World's Heies, it's not out of question.
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  Speaker 1: As much as I've been critical of the Dodgers, in
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  Speaker 1: the multiverse, there's a dimension where suddenly they start hitting
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  Speaker 1: again and this is completely forgotten, and the Dodgers win
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  Speaker 1: Game six, and then they slap together Game seven, they
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  Speaker 1: win that, and.
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  Speaker 2: There you go. So it's all possible.
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  Speaker 1: But should they win, we are going to be overwhelmed
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  Speaker 1: with these Johnny Appleseed like tales of Dave Roberts, such
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  Speaker 1: a great manager. He gave a master class on clubhouse
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  Speaker 1: culture and how to keep the team grounded. And I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure right now the Fox broadcast team in Toronto they're like,
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  Speaker 1: who's gonna slobber all over Dave to be you?
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  Speaker 2: Rosenthal is gonna be you the other day? Okay? Well,
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  Speaker 2: which one?
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  Speaker 3: All right?
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  Speaker 1: So now if the Dodgers lose, the story will be
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  Speaker 1: what the story's gonna be, This will be forgotten. It'll
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  Speaker 1: be that Dave Roberts put the whammy on the Dodgers
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  Speaker 1: when he gave that speech after the NLCS, saying we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna let's go ruin baseball.
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  Speaker 2: That line that'll be the thing that comes back to
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  Speaker 2: haunt Dave.
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  Speaker 1: Roberts, and all the shot in freude from you young
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  Speaker 1: whipper snappers will be Oh see Dave Roberts, Jake sub He,
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  Speaker 1: Jake Stubb, he put the wavy on them.
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  Speaker 2: All right Now.
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  Speaker 1: Secondly, staying with baseball, and we're gonna go to a
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  Speaker 1: story that I think only ostrich Ant, maybe Rick and Maryland.
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  Speaker 2: Is excited about it.
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  Speaker 1: In DC, the Washington Nationals, who have been beaten to
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  Speaker 1: a pulp the last couple of years. The Nationals have
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  Speaker 1: agreed to a deal with a new manager. Now, normally
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  Speaker 1: I would not bring this up. There have been the
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  Speaker 1: Twins hired a manager the other day. I didn't do
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  Speaker 1: a monologue about it. I just thought this was interesting.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was interesting. So this guy named Blake.
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  Speaker 2: But Terra, I don't know who that is. Who is
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  Speaker 2: that guy? So I didn't know who he was either.
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  Speaker 1: I started futzing around because I got a lot of
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  Speaker 1: time on my man. So this guy, Blake but Terra,
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  Speaker 1: was hired as the manager. He agreed to a deal
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  Speaker 1: to manage the Nationals. I don't know if it's been
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  Speaker 1: signed yet. But he agreed to the contract, and that
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  Speaker 1: makes him the youngest, the youngest person to hold a
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  Speaker 1: big league job in more than half a century, more
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  Speaker 1: than half a century. This guy is the same age
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  Speaker 1: as our friend Lorena, and he's the manager of the
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  Speaker 1: Washington Nationals.
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  Speaker 2: Thirty three years old.
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  Speaker 1: But Terra will be the youngest manager since nineteen seventy two. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: that seems like a long time ago, nineteen seventy two.
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  Speaker 2: So the question.
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  Speaker 1: Now that this move has been made, what is the
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  Speaker 1: Nationals blueprint? What is the blueprint here? Is they hire
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  Speaker 1: a thirty three year old, thirty three year old Blake.
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  Speaker 2: But Terra as the manager.
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  Speaker 1: So I have seen this before, even though this happened
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  Speaker 1: before I was around, I've seen this before. It's straight
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  Speaker 1: out of Hollywood, straight out of Hollywood. My theory, let
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  Speaker 1: me just run this by. I'm gonna make my elevator pitch.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna make my olether Bd pitch. So the theory
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  Speaker 1: is that ownership they've hired seasoned veteran skippers and that
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  Speaker 1: didn't work. So now they were on a flight and
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  Speaker 1: they watched the movie Little Big League on a plane
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  Speaker 1: and they say, man, let's give this a whirl and
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  Speaker 1: this seems like a good idea.
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  Speaker 2: It worked in the movie.
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  Speaker 1: And they're not hiring a manager, they're casting one. And
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if this guy is you grandfather owned
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  Speaker 1: the team or whatever. I have no idea, but they
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  Speaker 1: they've gone full like Netflix reboot. It's like a bad
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  Speaker 1: Adam Sandler reboot, except this is Little Big League the Analytics,
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  Speaker 1: because that's really who manages almost all these teams. The
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  Speaker 1: analytics department will write the script. But Terra's job is
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  Speaker 1: to read the teleprompter, which is the three ring binder
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  Speaker 1: in the dugout, and the laptop, well, not the laptop,
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  Speaker 1: you have the tablet. Just follow the almighty all powerful,
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  Speaker 1: omnipresent analytics.
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  Speaker 2: Now, there's two ways this can go.
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  Speaker 1: Door Number one is that this guy but Terra, is
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  Speaker 1: a savant that drew but tra knows exactly what he's doing,
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  Speaker 1: and this is going to be Sean McVay of baseball,
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  Speaker 1: and everyone will be jealous and there'll be a run
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  Speaker 1: to hire managers in their early thirties that he will
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  Speaker 1: support this.
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  Speaker 2: And do well and it'll be great, or.
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  Speaker 1: It becomes a cautionary tale. And there were stories when
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  Speaker 1: Raheem Morris, who's coaching.
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  Speaker 2: Now in Atlanta. But he got a job.
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  Speaker 1: Years ago and he wasn't really ready for it and
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  Speaker 1: things did not go so well. And he was a
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  Speaker 1: young guy, and it's kind of hanging out with some
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  Speaker 1: of the players. And there's some other coaches too that
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  Speaker 1: have been accused when they got hired at a young
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  Speaker 1: age they were out partying with the players. And generally
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  Speaker 1: you don't want want the coach of the team to
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  Speaker 1: be chasing the women with the players at night.
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  Speaker 2: You generally don't want that. It doesn't it's not a
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  Speaker 2: good look.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, the Nationals ownership, what they're doing on this one.
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  Speaker 1: They are playing the beach Boy classics. Okay, they're thinking, hey,
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  Speaker 1: we got this new guy. Good vibrations, right, good vibrations.
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  Speaker 1: But there is a dimension in the multiverse where this
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  Speaker 1: new manager Drew by Terra. Instead they get Kokomo a
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  Speaker 1: slow cruise to nowhere. Now, the good news is that
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  Speaker 1: Drew Bretea is twenty one. He's older than Billy Haywood.
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  Speaker 1: I think he was twelve Membercraft, I think Billy Haywood
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  Speaker 1: was twelve. He was the manager and little big league,
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  Speaker 1: pretty good manager. I like it more than Dave Roberts
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  Speaker 1: pretty good manager.
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  Speaker 2: So that's it.
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  Speaker 1: Now again, if this works, you can start drafting managers
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  Speaker 1: out of college. Give him nil deals. And this is
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  Speaker 1: either a futuristic movie that makes the Nationals look like
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  Speaker 1: the smartest people in the room, or another example of
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  Speaker 1: baseball's obsession with youth over experience and going taboom, right
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  Speaker 1: in the face, right in the face. All right, final thought,
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  Speaker 1: We pivot now to MMA. That's right, MMA, yep, the
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  Speaker 1: rare and appropriate. Rare and appropriate. UFC mentioned, I don't
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  Speaker 1: let me talk to you, UFC unless there's a good story.
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  Speaker 1: So we out to the boondocks where someone named Ronda Rousi,
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  Speaker 1: who I interviewed a couple.
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  Speaker 2: Times back in the day, believe it or not.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, she was in the Fox Sports radio studios
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  Speaker 1: when she first became a big star. A great story
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  Speaker 1: about that. I don't have time to talk about it here,
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  Speaker 1: but maybe i'll do on the weekend podcast. So Ronda
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  Speaker 1: Rowsi lobbs some shots at Joe Rogan. Say what yeah?
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  Speaker 1: She said, some verbal shots at Rogan. Little jabs Rowsi
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  Speaker 1: said of Joe Rogan. Quote, he's not an expert, she said,
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  Speaker 1: not an expert, He's a fan. He's a fan with
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  Speaker 1: an audience. He's never fought. And then she said taekwondo
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  Speaker 1: is not fighting close. Oh all right, So that's the
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  Speaker 1: jumping off point on this one question. Whose side are
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  Speaker 1: you on? It's a he said, she said situation, although
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  Speaker 1: to my knowledge, Joe Rogan did not say anything in regardless.
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  Speaker 1: But who are gonna take Joe Rogan or Ronda ROUSI?
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  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go with that podcast guy. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: go with Rogan on this, Like Joe Rogan might not
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  Speaker 1: have fought, but he has been around the sport longer
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  Speaker 1: than she's been relevant. And the idea that taekwondo is
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  Speaker 1: not fighting, I would like whoever says that I NOSSI.
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  Speaker 2: I don't do taekwondo, but I would like to.
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  Speaker 1: I would like to kick you with a spinning heel
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  Speaker 1: kick to the face and see if you think it's
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  Speaker 1: not fighting.
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  Speaker 2: Without knowing, without knowing, if you were to falled down
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  Speaker 2: a rabbit hole on like.
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  Speaker 1: Wikipedia, this just feels personal, like I don't follow it
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  Speaker 1: that closely. I don't listen to Rogan's podcast very often.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes people will send me something I might hear something,
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  Speaker 1: but other than that, I don't really is it.
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  Speaker 2: So the question is did he say something to piss
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  Speaker 2: her off?
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  Speaker 1: Her?
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  Speaker 2: There must be.
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  Speaker 1: Something right that that seems like that it's a personal assault,
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  Speaker 1: and Ronda maybe she just woke up and she woke
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  Speaker 1: on the wrong side of bed and she chose violence
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  Speaker 1: and because she's got an ongoing beef with Joe Rogan,
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  Speaker 1: or she's mad that at one point she was called
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  Speaker 1: the baddest woman on the planet, And now like, whatever
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  Speaker 1: happened to Ronda Rousei?
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  Speaker 4: What is she?
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  Speaker 1: The facts are the facts, and the fact is that
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  Speaker 1: so many former athletes turned experts are lousy, absolute lousy commentators.
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  Speaker 1: They float on the lazy river of cliches and they
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  Speaker 1: don't do their prep work. They just float around and
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  Speaker 1: around on the lazy river. And she's the one doing
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  Speaker 1: pro wrestling promos about being misunderstood.
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  Speaker 2: It's like pot meat kettle. Now if you want to talk.
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  Speaker 1: About credibility again, I'm not a UFC person. My brother
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  Speaker 1: in law loves the UFC. I've got some people in
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  Speaker 1: my circle that love the UFC, and they yell at me,
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  Speaker 1: why do you not love the UFC? And I've even
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  Speaker 1: you know, one of my my good buddies when my
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  Speaker 1: gambling buddies will watch because he loves the UFC and
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  Speaker 1: he'll bet on it all the time, so I'll end
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  Speaker 1: up watching it on like a Saturday night.
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  Speaker 2: Big.
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  Speaker 1: I guess they got getting rid of the pay per
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  Speaker 1: view stuff, but the big pay per view cards back
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  Speaker 1: in the day we'd have we'd never get together and
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  Speaker 1: watch the UFC or whatever. So but Joe Rogan to me,
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  Speaker 1: So move Gey Betts surprised many when he revealed that
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  Speaker 1: Dodger teammate, Shohil Tony is a big fan of blank.
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  Speaker 1: Nurse jockey said, big fan of Sydney Sweeney.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, donkey sausage a big fan of heat Oh Sidney Sweeney.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, sir, he Man, big fan of he Man
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  Speaker 1: from Donkey Sausage. Alf the Alien Opiner says, big fan
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  Speaker 1: of switch combs. I had one of those. I had
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  Speaker 1: I got I got a I got a switch plade.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, it's a comb. It's it's a comb, that's
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  Speaker 1: what it is. What else do we have? I used
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  Speaker 1: to love that thing that broke it pissed. I got
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  Speaker 1: it at the Disney Magic Shop. I bet they don't
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  Speaker 1: sell those anymore at the Disney Matchic Shop.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, Luke the vending guy.
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  Speaker 1: Luke the vending Guy says, great uncrustables is the the answer.
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  Speaker 1: See here Keith went with a Bart Simpson joke. Said
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  Speaker 1: he's a fan of mister Harry Balls K Pop demon
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  Speaker 1: Hunters from Late Night Drug Tester. Rob the goat Man says,
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  Speaker 1: Otani is a fan of the Malard Militia.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: Big fan of the Maler Militia. Okay, what else do
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: we have here?
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: American American cartoons? He says, I prefer the Japanese ones.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: That's ferg Dog who else? Page down says he likes
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: to wear a certain device on his head to look
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: like a unicorn from a Reek and let's see here.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Stevie Meatball says rear engine sports cars and uh front wiping.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: Okay, thank you for that? Yes? What else do we have?
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Just Josh says show is a big fan of the
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: crack rock there man and loves it. From Just Josh,
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: we have a big fan of hollering James phone calls
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: from Rob in Minnesota. Power of Chauncey from nature Boy
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: was a big fan of poker with John Power poker
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  Speaker 1: with Chauncey. Hello, that's nature Boy, answering the call to
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  Speaker 1: the wild. What else we have? Courtesy Frufford says big
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: fan of god Zuki god Zukie Garfield and friends from
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: far out Dave not bad?
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: What else do we have here?
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Ozzie was saying, big fan of a certain type of underwear?
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: What else do we have? Pete Rose guests by.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Clam Pootine from j T the Wingman Eke and Rose
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  Speaker 1: Lil Minnesota said gambling that would have been good?
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: What else do we have? A bat says big.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Fan of Terry Terry's here, Gunner says, a big fan
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  Speaker 1: of winning.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: What else do we have top the tater? I don't
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  Speaker 2: know what that is.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Probably should have said that Millie Vanilli from Todd That
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  Speaker 1: other one was from Don from the That's his answer.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: The Baltimore Burner account about free food says Otani big
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: fan of jumbo jumbo crab cakes. I think jumbo lump
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: crab cakes. You should open your taste buds and try one. Now,
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: I'm good good on that. I think seafood needs to
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: live in the sea, out of my stomach, out of
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: my stomach. All right, enough of that, Do you have
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  Speaker 1: an answer? Let's see here, Lorraine show hel Tony.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Corny to Mookie Bets.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Mookie Bets surprisingly surprised many when he revealed the Dodgers
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: teammate Sho Heo Tani is a big fan.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: Of blank Mexican street dogs after the games.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can see Otani going out of Dodger Stadium.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: And hot dog the people with the cards. That's how
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: they sound hot dog, hot Dot, hot doc. And they
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: get your attention and then they try to upsell you
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: because they give you the pepsi or the coke and
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: they try to no that's incorrect. The correct answer record
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: to Mookie Bets Sho Hao Tani is a big fan
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: of country music.
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  Speaker 2: Country huh.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Unfortunately, no no names were mentioned.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: No names were mentioned, so we don't know exactly what
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: bands he likes, but that that was the answer.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: That was the answer, country music.
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  Speaker 3: It's very interesting.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Well he likes he likes.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Other stuff too, like K pop and Latin music and
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: country music.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: But the country one was like, why would a guy
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: you know from Japan. I don't know. Maybe it's great.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: I have a buddy of mine runs a country music
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: like a streaming channel. It's his kind of bread and
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: butter thing. He flexes around with it, so I guess
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: it's not as bread and butter. He fuses around with
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: it and he does very well.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: In Germany. He has the most listeners to his channel.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: Is in Germany. They love country music in Germany.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go to the phones, and who do we
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: have he Let's see eeny meeni mini mom.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Trying to see who's the There is John and Atlanta
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: still there? I see if John is there? John in Atlanta? Hello?
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: John left? He is gone? All right? John has left
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: the building. I feel like all these people are gone,
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: so I don't know. Let's go to Kelly in de Moine.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Is Kelly there? Hello Kelly. Welcome Kelly, Kelly in the Moine.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: See he's not there. We'll move on.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Let's let's go to blind Scott. We'll us go through
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: the whole board see and reset the boarders. Let's go
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: to blind Scott. Hello, blind Scott, thanks.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: For taking my call. I'm trying to make coffee here.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: It just went terribly actually, So, dude, EA Sports they
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: do video games. I think you have a chance of
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: doing voices on EA Sports for their new video games.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: I actually I interviewed with them and they use a
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: radio guy from Utah and they're the ones who bought
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: me that blue check mark on Twitter. They're not interested
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: in me. They think I have mett to illness. But
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: I think they might be interested in you, seeing that
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: I actually got an interview. You know what I'm saying, dude.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: One other yeah, sure did show. Hey, Otani guy, he
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: would be the best athlete in any sport if he
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: played football right now, he'd beat starting quarterback on any team.
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: Don't you agree? No, Okay, another thing about the mafia,
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: since I got your here, while I'm on the line.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: I talked to Mafia members recently and they said the
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: Mafia was still alive, and I kind of laughed, you know,
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: O haha, yeah, big deal. You know, I really do
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: think the Mafia is still alive, very strongly. I don't
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: know where they operate from, but they're operating in the
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: United States, and I think that I don't think they
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: can affect sports. There's no way you can fix the
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: game in sports.
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: You can do these.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: Goofy little option bets in fixed games that way, but
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: you can't fix a whole game. You'd have to have
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: a referee, a couple players, and a coach on on board.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: But if you look at Chauncey Phillips, he played this
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: game against the Celtics last year. It was it was
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: a Trailblazers and Celtics. They lost by exactly ten points.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: At the end of the game. The spread with nine
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: and Phillips through the game. They got to throw him
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: in jail for that. If they're throwing people in jail
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: for stealing Boloney sandwiches day times, they got to throw
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: him in jail for that. To make a game out
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: of him. It's the Integra already had the game. If
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: he slides on this, then everybody should fly. The should
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: just empty all the prisons and everybody can call Ben
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: Mouther from there.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Well, that's a great idea. I think we was just
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: let everyone out. That's a brilliant idea. That is That's
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: one of the great ideas you've ever come over.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like that movie, and I'm glad we moved on
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: from what happened that. You know. We're moved on, man, Ben,
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna live tweet. Oh no, not live tweek on
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: the Fifth Hour. This weekend. I will be live posting
• 29:25
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• 29:27
  Speaker 3: I'm doing that, I will be posting. I didn't listen
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: last weekend either. I will be live posting sixth fifth
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• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, five minutes.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: That's wonderful, that's right, And there might be there might
• 29:38
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm back with the show.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: I'm back. I'm not going to any other show ever
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  Speaker 3: again either. That was a huge mistake.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I see, they don't.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: They don't. They don't do good radio with those other shows.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: They're amateurs, Amateur hour, And.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: This is where you want to be. If you want
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• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Yes, all because of your calls to talk radio, overnight
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• 30:07
  Speaker 2: All right, well thank you. There he goes. Unbelievable. All right,
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: let see who is next year. I don't know any
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: meenie money mo. I don't know.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: This thing hasn't been re said. Well, let's go to
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: eat dog there. He's not there, right, he's gone.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: He does he dog? Eat dog?
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: There?
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: He is he dog on Long Island? Hello, eat dog? Unbelievable.
• 30:32
  Speaker 7: But my good friend Melissa has has an ex explosion now, James.
• 30:38
  Speaker 7: She asked him to my choice of her and he
• 30:42
  Speaker 7: got very angry.
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: And I came into in the equation and I tell
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: you for Melissa and she uses it every night she says,
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: sing it about me.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: Did you just say what I think you said?
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: What? What?
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: What are you up to over there? Let's go, we'll
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: put a Long Island early on there. There's the Long
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: Island is kind of big, like what part are you
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: in there? And yeah, did.
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: You grow up there? Move on? Did you hear Maria?
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: With children. Did you ever watch it? You're married with children?
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: Well, as you know, I'm young guy. I don't mean
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: maybe I watched it. I don't know.
• 31:26
  Speaker 7: Thank or Kenny bet to bring anyway, how do you
• 31:30
  Speaker 7: how do you like?
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: You know, listen Terine hurricane?
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the hurricane.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like I love hurricane coverage because it's cool
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: when the news people are standing in the hurricane telling
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: people not to go outside while they're outside.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: I think that's always fun. I think that's kind of
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: watch that.
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: Lorena.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: You're all over the place, you know, eat dog, you
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: jump around, you jump all over the place.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: I just want to ask Lorena a question.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Let me let me see if she's a bit well, Lorenda,
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: there's a guy named Dog. He lives on Long Island.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: He's friends with Melissa, but they're not really an item.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: But he wants to ask you a question. Your thoughts
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: on that? Lorena?
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: I uh, I suppose I could take a question, She.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Says, she might take a question, but.
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: All time? What what's your favorite movie of all time?
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Legally Blonde?
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: You know what mine is?
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Get the Dumb and Dummer Back to the Future. Okay,
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: what are we? What are we? Doing, dude, nobody cares.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: Just say say the name. Come on there you go.
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: I know it.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. By
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: the way, So that's a dated movie, dude. That's a
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: dated movie.
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: You gotta know.
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: I've never watched that.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: I've never heard of that in my life. It's a classic.
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: The give to the Store. And we picked that movie,
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: and we picked that movie. So he ran it back
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: to his house and his dog said, he guys, do
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: there we got two movies. He's like, oh, maybe I
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: gotta I gotta get one of them. I got.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: All right, I have no idea what was happening?
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: No, no, it's that's the Dog Eat Dog. He covered
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: like eight things in that call. None of them we
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: wanted to talk about. But he covered all eight things,
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: which is all we can to.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Oh doesn't yeah dog, Now you don't know this, bree.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: But in the early days, there used to be Joe Dog.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: There was E Dog, and Joe Dog would.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Call us from Long Island back in like the early
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  Speaker 1: two thousands. But Joe Dog grew up and got a
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  Speaker 1: family or whatever. But E Dog, you know, he has it,
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  Speaker 1: so he's still loyal to the show. He didn't leave,
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  Speaker 1: he didn't sell out and live a life. He's still
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  Speaker 1: with us. But Joe Dog not part of the show.
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  Speaker 1: It's unfortunate. We have Big Ben's Lame Jokes of the
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  Speaker 1: Week for the rest of the hour. Big Ben's Lame
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  Speaker 1: Jokes a week. We'll get to that.
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  Speaker 2: We will do it next.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Happy Halloween. This has to be the top Halloween song, right.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: You can't think of anything that tops the Monstermash Ghostbusters.
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  Speaker 2: Not bad either, Bill Miller. It is the Ben Mahler Show.
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  Speaker 1: As we work our way through the overnight hours together,
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  Speaker 1: Big Ben's Lame Jokes of the Week coming up momentarily,
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  Speaker 1: all the best singers, all the best one liners that'll
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  Speaker 1: and at Benny Versus the Penny. In fact, that that's
• 35:02
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  Speaker 1: later on all the big NFL picks who I like,
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  Speaker 1: who I'm picking to win those games? What I think
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  Speaker 1: check that out and out back to it.
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  Speaker 2: Knock knock, who's there?
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  Speaker 4: Blame Weed, Blame week who it's Big Ben's lame joke
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  Speaker 4: of the week.
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  Speaker 1: And we go now to South Florida and we say
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  Speaker 1: hello to our friend.
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  Speaker 2: His name is Billy, but on this show he is
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: the superhero known as.
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  Speaker 1: Weed Man Hippie. Hello, weed Man, Hippie.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, Ben made me laugh.
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  Speaker 2: All right, weed Man, I'm gonna attempt to make you
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  Speaker 2: laugh weed Man. And good news. I've just gotten a
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  Speaker 2: call from the Miami Dolphins. You are in line to
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  Speaker 2: coach the Dolphins in their next game. Congratulations, we've man,
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  Speaker 2: that's great.
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  Speaker 1: What kind of offense are you gonna run if you
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  Speaker 1: coach the Dolphins?
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  Speaker 2: Well run, No, you're gonna run the four to twenty offense,
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  Speaker 2: you dummy. Come on man.
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  Speaker 5: Oh okay, here.
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  Speaker 2: We go, here you go, All right, here we go.
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  Speaker 2: These are actual jokes by actual listeners.
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  Speaker 1: If you'd like to join the Underappreciated, Underpaid because they
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  Speaker 1: get no money.
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  Speaker 2: Joke writing crew for the show like legends.
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  Speaker 1: Eke in Roseville, Minnesota, Chippin' in Maine, Surfer Todd the comedian,
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  Speaker 1: all those guys.
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  Speaker 2: Then send me an email.
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  Speaker 1: Benmahler Show at gmail dot com, Ben Malors.
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  Speaker 2: Show at gmail dot com. Let's go in here, weed Man,
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  Speaker 2: What are the law?
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: What are the Los Angeles Dodgers and weed Man hippie
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  Speaker 1: have in common?
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  Speaker 2: What missing teeth?
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  Speaker 1: That's Gordon in Tacoma.
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  Speaker 2: There you go, all right? Why hello? Why is weed
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  Speaker 2: Man a lucky guy?
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  Speaker 3: Why?
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  Speaker 1: Well, he never has to runt a Halloween costume? That's
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. What did weed Man's jack o'
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  Speaker 1: lantern say to him after here he got done carving it?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 1: Well, nothing because it didn't have any teeth. That's Andy
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  Speaker 1: from Line Lakes.
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  Speaker 3: There.
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  Speaker 2: There you go. Have a teeth joke tooth joke.
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  Speaker 1: How can weed Man track the package that Sir scratch
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  Speaker 1: Off sent to him? How he can call in Amber
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  Speaker 1: alert for Little Debbie. That's ship in Maine number one
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  Speaker 1: A couple a couple of years ago. So Scratchoff promised
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  Speaker 1: all this little Debbie stuff and then totally flaked on us.
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  Speaker 2: We're still waiting for our Arkansas meet and greet.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: By the way, I wonder what happened with that interesting
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  Speaker 1: Mike the Leprechaun set this one? And if weed Man
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  Speaker 1: was president, what would he do on day one?
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  Speaker 2: What you would pass a joint bill is what you
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  Speaker 2: would do?
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  Speaker 4: There?
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  Speaker 2: You go, all right? What did? What? How's a good joke?
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  Speaker 1: What weed Man say when he saw a used condom
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  Speaker 1: in the street?
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  Speaker 2: Wow?
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  Speaker 1: What you said? That's where the rubber meets the road
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  Speaker 1: right there? That's a surfer Todd who's now living in Vegas.
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  Speaker 1: Our guy, Surfer Todd is relocated to Las Vegas. All right,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: what should weed Man Vegas? What should weed Man dress
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  Speaker 1: up as for Halloween?
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  Speaker 2: What a homeless guy? That's Noah in Austin.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, if weed Man came to Boston, what might he
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: find while dumpster diving?
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: What a lobster? A lobster that's Mike Michael. What is we?
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  Speaker 1: What is weed Man afraid of? What job applications? That's
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Noah in Austin. Big Ben's lame jokes. These are actual
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  Speaker 1: jokes sending by actual listeners of the show. Here's one
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  Speaker 1: from Georgia.
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  Speaker 2: And Uvalde, Texas.
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  Speaker 1: What should weed Man Hippie's segment be called Today since
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  Speaker 1: it's Halloween.
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  Speaker 2: What mask the weed Man? Mask the weaven?
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  Speaker 1: How does Weedman show that he is suspicious about sports events?
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  Speaker 1: How he wears the same underwear for at least a week?
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  Speaker 2: At least a week here, Well, it's Mike phi Leprecaun.
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  Speaker 1: Well what does weed Man hippie have in common with
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  Speaker 1: the Dallas Cowboys defense?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, weed Man?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 2: There is he going locking two blacking teeth? I don't know.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: Did he hang up? Weed Man?
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Why does Marcel want to be an offensive lineman for
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: the Giants because.
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  Speaker 2: He's great at blocking? At blocking? There we go, all right,
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  Speaker 2: it's Halloween. Thank you. I don't know. Guess his Obama
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  Speaker 2: phone died or something like that.
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  Speaker 6: I don't