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Filet Mignon Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 8.13.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. So I want to make sure this topic gets
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  heard loud and proud. So it's time to bash a
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  Duke energy. Tonight's power struggle is heating
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  up between Duke energy and the city of St. Petersburg.
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  Man, Duke Henry is a bunch of douchebags. They
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  love to pound your chest and tell you how much
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  they've done for us. That's the bare freaking
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  minimum. That's like a bank teller saying, I
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  gave you the money. I did my job. Duke now warning
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  the city there could be serious financial and
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  legal consequences if a new franchise agreement
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  isn't reached. What about your asswives? You
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  know that's not true. They're just throwing a
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  bunch of threats out just because they want to
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  have the city resign. Here's the problem. We
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  waited way too long. I mean, it was last August
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  I was covering how they were going to do, like,
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  you know, some sort of... Independent electrical
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  company. And the time flew by and we spent all
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  the time on a freaking lame baseball team like
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  the Rays. That don't even want to be in the area.
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  And we spend our time on them. And then the year
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  goes by and we go, oh yeah, I forgot about the
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  Duke thing. Thanks guys. 10 Tampa Bay News reporter
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  Andy Payton joins us now from Duke's headquarters
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  in St. Pete. And Andy, this is a bit of a change,
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  of course, from what we originally heard. Yeah,
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  when this franchise agreement originally expired,
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  Duke had told its customers that they wouldn't
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  feel a difference. Yeah, Duke lies. Because they're
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  lying scumbags. That's why they're douchebags.
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  But new communication tonight shows that the
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  city certainly could. Oh, yeah, it's Duke Energy,
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  the most expensive service in the country. Screw
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  you, bitches. Duke Energy putting the pressure
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  on the city of St. Petersburg, saying in a letter
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  to Mayor Ken Welch that the power company could
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  stop paying the city roughly $50 million a year.
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  Oh, maybe that's why the cities want to keep
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  the power company. Because they're being paid.
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  And franchise fees and utility taxes unless a
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  new franchise agreement is reached. I think we
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  just figured out why they don't want to start
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  an independent company. They're like, oh, we
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  don't want to pay the $600 ,000 it would take
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  to investigate if we can do it. Man, you all
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  suck. You're all terrible. It comes just two
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  weeks after the 30 -year franchise agreement
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  between Duke and the city expired. As the city
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  continues to explore cutting ties with the electric
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  company. Yeah, we waited way too long. I think
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  they forgot about it. I don't think they remembered.
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  and running its own electric utility yeah you
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  should have started i don't know in october with
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  a blueprint get the uh blue to get the uh gbt
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  ai logo by january and call today get the licensing
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  get the uh make sure it's trademarked and then
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  launch it but you just did nothing but talk about
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  the rays and fly cameras i have concerns about
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  this um you know, us going out to study from
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  the very beginning. City Council Member Copley
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  Gerdes believes the letter is concerning. Don't
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  bow down to these bitches. And that not signing
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  a franchise agreement now could leave the city
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  exposed, with Duke saying it may no longer protect
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  St. Pete in any lawsuits that arise involving
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  its equipment. Oh, so now the city of St. Pete
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  cares. They didn't care when it was affecting
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  the average Joe with the high prices, but now
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  they care. It's just every city council member
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  showing us their true signs. Questions just aren't
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  a good thing, especially going into the middle
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  of hurricane season. Ah, that's good. Let's just
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  say the H word. Shut up. So freaking sick of
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  this. Bowing down to Duke. How pathetic. All
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  right, now. Happy Hot Topic. From my listeners
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  in Rochester, I'm very passionate about this.
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  U .S. Senate recently approved legislation guaranteeing
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  intoxicating hemp products stay legal until at
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  least the end of this year. I don't understand
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  why there's even a debate about banning intoxicating
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  hemp products. Life is hard. Us millennials are
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  grinding every day. And if we want to smoke a
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  CBD, THC, a pen, it shouldn't be the government's
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  choice. Plus, there's so many companies that
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  are making these products that are making money.
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  And the politicians care to claim that they care
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  about us. So if you cared about us, you would
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  be happy that people are making money off of
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  this. Or Kava, or Kratom. But no, it's about
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  the power. Shut your ass. We're from a local
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  dispensary owner today who started in the hemp
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  business to talk about potential implications
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  once time runs out. Yeah, I don't want time to
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  run out. I want to have Delta A. Can we all just
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  get out of here? And realize that we're not going
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  to be alive forever. Hemp products that produce
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  a high will remain on the legal market nationwide
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  for now. Over the weekend, the Senate passed
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  legislation to keep rules in place an extra month
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  than intended. Hell yeah. Let's just keep pushing
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  it back. I feel like if we got a lot of these
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  politicians high, they would not like their thoughts.
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  December 11th. In New York State, hemp items
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  containing 0 .3 % THC or less are legal. That's
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  the nothing burger. It does nothing for you.
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  Felix Harris owns Six Point Cannabis in Rochester.
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  He got his start in the hemp industry and feels
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  this is a matter of over -regulation. Of course
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  it is. It doesn't affect you. Oh, and the whole
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  thing. Oh, but what if it gets into the hands
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  of kids? Yeah, what about the beer that's in
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  the freaking fridge that they're drinking? It's
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  inevitable. And if it's laying around the house,
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  oh, they had one of those Skittle looking bags
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  and the kids ate it and didn't know it was weed.
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  Well, that's on the parents, not us. They lowered
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  the amount of THC of Delta 9. A lot of those
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  products will not be available because those
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  specialty people who make those products, those
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  specialty people will be wiped out. You can't
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  keep up. And that's going to help out the economy.
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  freaking morons many dispensaries carry a thc
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  license and a cbd license who cares let us get
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  high for customers who seek out hemp gummies
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  for example they could face some roadblocks once
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  the legislation's timeline expires oh yeah let's
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  let's forget about having i don't know people
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  actually make money legally let's just go back
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  to having people deal freaking idiots and an
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  amendment is passed. There are a lot of people
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  who are dealing with ailments that, like our
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  gummies, I don't know how that's going to affect
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  the availabilities of those same cannabinoids.
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  What I'm concerned about is there's going to
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  be smoke shops that are going to keep selling
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  and then the cops are going to, you know, arrest
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  them. When it's all said and done and we're all
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  laying at our deathbed unless we die immediately,
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  will any of this matter? Who cares if someone
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  wants to get high? This next topic here. People
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  go, why do you not like flock cameras? Flock
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  cameras help get the criminals. And the other
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  day, one of my friends' missing uncles was found
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  because of a flock camera. But the problem with
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  flock cameras is losers like this Haines City
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  police officer that were using it to stalk people.
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  This is why I don't like it. And thank you for
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  proving my point, you dumb cop. Happy Hot Topic!
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  One night a Haines City police officer is facing
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  charges after investigators say he misused flop
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  cameras to track his estranged wife. Ah, that's
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  good. Makes you wonder how often it's happening.
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  This is why I don't like them. We can't have
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  anything nice. Not at all. They are supposed
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  to be used to solve crimes, but the Hanes...
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  But, I mean, he used to stalk women, but he's
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  got no game. The city police department says
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  flock cameras were used to commit one. An officer
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  is now off the job and facing charges accused
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  of misusing the database. Loser. News Channel
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  8's Ryan Arbogast is in Polk County tonight with
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  the details. Oh, yeah, Grady Judd ain't gonna
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  be happy about this. There's flock cameras at
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  every corner of this intersection here in Haines
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  City. Oh yeah, I'm sure Grady doesn't break the
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  law. North, south, east, and west. They're supposed
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  to track license plates to prevent crime. Oh
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  yeah, that's not what's happening. But for one
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  cop, they were a tool to stalk an ex -lover.
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  I love how he said it. Cop, they were a tool
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  to stalk an ex -lover. Up next on Unsolved Mysteries.
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  717 times. Yeah, that ain't it, Doug. Even if
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  you weren't a cop, you're also a loser. But being
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  a cop adds to it. He's a pretty boy. Oh yeah,
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  she's getting plowed by someone else, Jordan.
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  Oh yeah, she's getting plowed by someone that's
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  better in bed and less on her. Ah. I see the
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  flock camera right there. I never knew what it
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  really looked like. I'll have to watch for those.
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  That's not his job. This is an anti -flock activist.
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  Take advantage of the system. The problem is,
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  as much as I'm an anti -flock guy, I'm not going
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  to change anything. They have freaking power.
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  Of course they're going to do it. They're all
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  pigs. The equipment that was at his disposal,
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  and he knew it was wrong. St. Pete's Coral Gun.
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  Man, he's probably so used to just getting away
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  with things, he didn't even know what's wrong.
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  He seems like a scumbag. Has been covering cameras
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  from a distance for weeks. Yeah, that's kind
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  of lame. As much as I don't like the cameras,
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  get out of life. To prevent cyber surveillance
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  just like this. All right, there you go. Man,
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  this planet's gone to crap. Those are the ones
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  that are elected to serve and protect. Shut your
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  ass. I'm Matt Gelkin, Washington. Hunter Biden
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  has been a target of conservatives for years.
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  Yeah, I don't like how people are romanticizing
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  him and giving him interviews where he's allowed
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  to joke around. He's a scumbag. To some, he still
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  remains that target. But now he's on a podcast
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  tour leading to speculation He really is on a
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  podcast tour and I'm sick of seeing this junkie
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  loser. about a political future. He doesn't deserve
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  diddly squat. If you've spent any time looking
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  at political content on social media lately,
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  chances are you've seen Hunter Biden. Biden's
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  been long demonized by conservative media and
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  figures over his notorious laptop. Yeah, when
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  I worked in conservative radio, all they talked
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  about was Hunter Biden. I was like, Jesus Christ.
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  Business dealings and battles with addiction.
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  He's been sitting down with many of those same
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  people now for long -form interviews and finding
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  common ground. He went on Tucker Carlson and
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  friggin' Candace Owens, just all these grifting
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  losers. I advocated for all kinds of things that
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  I now regret advocating for. Particularly the
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  things that you said about me. Yeah, let's not
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  forget about that, Tucker. You loser. You backstabber.
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  You cloud chaser. You're hanging out with Bubba
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  the Loach, but I'm enjoying what's cool. Now
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  you're hanging out with Hunter because it's cool.
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  You're a cloud chasing douche bag. Shut your
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  ass. This is a deep regret. Extend grace to people.
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  You don't regret it. You're just a cloud chaser.
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  People who are out of their minds. Like, you
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  would think I would do that. I should have done
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  that more. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do. I do regret
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  that. You're a wimp. Hunter Biden's weighed in
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  on everything from the current political climate
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  to his father's presidency. trying to tell his
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  own story in his own words, even saying the pardon
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  he received from Joe Biden for any federal crimes
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  from 2014 to 2024 was questionable. All right,
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  whatever. I'm going to be honest. I'm just sick
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  and tired of everyone kissing his ass, everyone
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  rewriting the past. A George, just like a George
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  Bush. You get out of office and all of a sudden
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  you're romanticized. Oh, we got breaking news
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  here. Hunter Biden just responded to Hoppy Hour's
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  rant. There it is. There's Hunter Biden. Say
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  me something. I'm kidding. There's fentanyl.
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  Shut your ass. Ah, here's a religious girl, Sam
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  Frank, just being annoying, bro. I mean, I don't
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  get offended personally, but it is sad to see
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  that the world judges me for going to Christian
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  spaces. No, people judge you for having the camera
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  on and making it about you. If you were really
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  a religious person, you wouldn't have to have
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  all the cameras there. You would just pray in
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  silence. But everything's about you because you're
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  a recovering OnlyFans model with a huge body
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  count. And a lot of regret. And this role left
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  Gen Z a lot of hard issues. So you are just trying
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  to find anything to believe in. Streaming there?
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  because religion is supposed to be private. Yeah,
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  you're not supposed to really stream and make
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  it about you. I feel like that's where you're
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  making it about you and not about Jebus. You're
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  annoying. No wonder you got dumped by frickin'
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  Neon. But I will say that I have enough of a
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  private life with Jesus. Oh yeah, Jesus is just
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  plowing the area. Joseph gets in the front and
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  is like, let's get to work. That everything you
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  guys see is an overflow of my private life. Maybe
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  you're on the flow and that's why you're being
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  so annoying. Shut your ass. What's going on with
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  this moron? Actress Tiffany Haddish has resolved
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  her longstanding DUI charge. Yeah, she was acting
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  like it was an inconvenience, even though she's
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  a dirty, rotten broad that drove drunk. But it's
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  everyone else's fault. We all know that Tiffany
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  Haddish is awful to be around. We all know she
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  stinks. She's above everybody. Frankly, she got
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  away on a DUI. She's above us. It was from 2022.
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  Here in the state of Georgia, she has just today
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  pleaded guilty to driving less safe, is what
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  it's called, in Fayette County State Court. That
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  sounds like terrible grammar, less safe. I would
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  expect nothing less. Under the agreement, all
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  other traffic charges from her January 2022 Peachtree
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  City arrest were dismissed. Oh, yeah, she just
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  looks like bad sassy. She would never shut up.
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  Less safe. Mm -hmm. She received credit. She
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  should make a comedy special called Less Safe.
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  Credit for time served 24 hours with. Time served
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  24 hours. What a gangster. But in reality, she's
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  a dirty rotten brat. No additional jail time.
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  The rich and the leeches get away with everything.
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  So 12 months probation is what she will face.
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  And I would be surprised if she broke the probation.
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  Again, all other charges dropped. They're rich
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  and elite, always get away with things. But when
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  it's all said and done, because everyone kind
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  of says it behind closed doors, she's just an
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  annoying person, just a terrible woman. Joshua
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  Jackson isn't going to wait to pick up his girlfriend,
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  Olivia Burgess, at the airport. Oh, yeah, they're
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  making out at the airport. How good for them.
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  Shut your eyes. Oh, yeah. It is Friday. You know
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  what that means. Tomorrow. It's Friday. We're
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  all going to have a crazy weekend. You don't
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  know what's going to happen. Or we might just
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  go to bed by 9. And now, back to the Hoppy Hour
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  with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. All kids
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  out of the pool for adult swim. All kids out.
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  All kids out. Attention, FM DJs, your morning
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  show prep begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive.
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  Those are his good qualities. A sick person with
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  a powerful tool. On three. One, two, three, go.
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  Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening
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  to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with
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  Ryan Hoppy. Yes, ma 'am. No, no, no, no. If I
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  hit this button, boom, the whole program's on
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  fire. Okay, we're here. And that's what real
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  women need. Stop cussing. Hoppy Hour starts in
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  4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour
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  with Hoppy. Yeah, what up? This is Hoppy Hour.
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  I am your host, Ryan Hoppy. You can always call
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  the show and leave me a voicemail. 856 -49 -HOPPY.
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  It's 856 -494 -6773. You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio.
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  You can always email me at RyanHoppyRadio at
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  gmail .com. How's everyone doing? We can't go
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  a day in Florida. We got a few days in a row
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  of nice little sunny weather. Oh, my God. The
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  concept of sunny in Florida is so, you know,
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  it's what people would expect. You would expect
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  the sun to be out. But no, now it's dark. It
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  bothers me. Oh, yeah. Now that's cloudy. Don't
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  understand what's going on with that dirty, rotten
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  broad known as Mother Nature. Man, everything.
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  I got it. The sun is a cheap old lie. The ceiling
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  drops too fast He wants, he wants, room wants
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  drive Now that everything can cast The air gets
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  thick Like a hand on his chest Every little thing
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  I got it! I'm gonna be alive! I play this every
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  time I want the sun to come out. Because guess
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  what? From my back balcony. From my back, back
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  in it. My back balcony. Jesus, that was a tongue
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  twister. The sun came out. Oh, man. That's what
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  you always got to do. Whenever the sun's not
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  coming out, just turn on this segment of Hoppy
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  Hour. Oh. will set you free. Oh, geez. It's not
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  what I moved here for. I didn't move here for
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  Cleveland weather. Although, man, tell me about
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  it. The people lately, everybody's been freaking
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  grumpy in social situations. Now, I'm not saying
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  I don't have problems. But I'm noticing amongst
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  humankind That if someone has a bad day, if they're
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  a boss or whatever, everybody has to have a bad
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  day. Thanks. Just in general, no one cares that
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  you had a bad day. You don't care that I had
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  a bad day if I did. So why would I care about
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  yours? It's just something I noticed at Kava
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  bars and stuff like that. It's just like everyone
• 23:31
  takes out their moods on each other. Like, why?
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  We're going to be dead soon. And that's my message
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  to the radio business as well. Constantly hearing
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  all the radio. Why is no one listening to radio?
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  But then they love the stat. Oh, 98 % of people
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  listen to the radio. Maybe don't lie. And 98
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  % of people listening to radio is people that
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  maybe walked by and heard it coming out of a
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  car. Maybe if you started by investing in stuff.
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  I'm seeing all these videos online. Why is radio
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  not the way it was in the 90s when we paid people
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  a fair salary? And not all the bosses just pocketed
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  the bonuses. You create a medium in the first
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  90 years off of something. And then go, oh, we're
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  going to be cheap. And then you get cheap results
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  at any company. And they go, why is that happening?
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  Well, we got rid of this person. Oh, but. I mean,
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  Caroline Leavitt had enough of fucking Trump.
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  She quit. God, you know she has stories for days.
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  I think very soon, there's going to be the podcast
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  tour of Caroline Leavitt. She's going to be like,
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  oh my God, Trump is trying to bang me. And all
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  the freaking conservatives, all the conservatives
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  are going to line up and go, no, she's lying.
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  Our orange man would never do that. Oh, geez.
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  Happy hour. Happy hour. You need to be affectionate,
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  and you can see that with Barack and Michelle
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  as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
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  even fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen
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  is so big, it's not lacking any meat. And that's
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  what real women need. It looks like you went
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  and got a **** job. Not on the iPad screen, whatever
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  the case might be, in your hand, in a sock, you
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  know, whatever. Like, thank you. But also, I
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  would love to be getting railed, but... As a
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  reminder, if you don't feel like listening to
• 26:20
  this next song, you can skip over it. But Ryan
• 26:23
  Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,
• 26:26
  so stick around, folks. Oh, yeah, let me press
• 26:28
  this button right here. Don't worry, Fresno,
• 26:32
  Hoppy Hour will be right back. Let's go. My mom
• 27:31
  said I was the one I'm not a mad rapper, I'm
• 28:01
  a disgruntled thief And I'll teach you dudes
• 28:03
  bout tusslin' with me Me biz, I hate these marks
• 28:06
  I should've bought a jammin' spark And leave
• 28:09
  these rappers handicapped park And when you see
• 28:11
  your boy out Bow down and kiss the ring With
• 28:13
  a crew about myself I ain't worried about a thing
• 28:16
  This is Shaq City, man Where the f*** you from?
• 28:19
  Shit can't go up, she ain't gobblin' My partner
• 28:22
  Supreme told me Flows hard on these monkeys I
• 28:25
  hit pro gyms and told him Make my wrist chunky
• 28:27
  She ain't hung like donkey And for them dudes
• 28:30
  who won't get Nicknamed beautiful to let you
• 28:38
  know that I'm serious. When the blocks get hot,
• 28:40
  I'm in the street spare chest and I got money
• 28:43
  invested. This ain't the young and restless.
• 29:09
  You can say the drama like some poor boy. Put
• 29:12
  your life on pause like a comma. Who you cutting
• 29:14
  corners? Who you stacking money? It's a game
• 29:17
  time comedians, man. They get to acting funny.
• 29:19
  I know the MCs, the real MCs. Jamos ain't grew,
• 29:23
  man. So shopping with me. We'll get a pumpkin
• 29:26
  head in front of your little daughter. You a
• 29:28
  broke pop machine. Get you out of order. I'ma
• 29:31
  come and get you. Don't make me. We hit you up
• 29:34
  the shelves like a snail or a arm. And if he
• 29:49
  can't, I guess he won't live. Give him names,
• 29:51
  get your change. He ain't hate a beat. Ain't
• 29:55
  nothing, Charlie. Let's go. We have 27 days until
• 30:37
  the NFL returns in a regular season. Aren't you
• 30:44
  all excited? You know, I think it's gonna be
• 30:48
  a good season. I don't think there's gonna be
• 30:50
  a lot of mediocrity. I think it's gonna be, you
• 30:54
  know, entertaining. But then again, in high school,
• 30:57
  on the morning announcements, I said that Kyrie
• 31:00
  Irving was gonna be a bust. It's going to be
• 31:06
  that time of the year where the days get shorter
• 31:09
  and the weather gets, you know, colder. But hey,
• 31:13
  at least it's hotter outside. When you watch
• 31:17
  TV, that made no sense. But oh yeah, once the
• 31:21
  pigskin gets kicked around, then... My God, what's
• 31:44
  going on here? It was a fun off -season, man.
• 31:48
  Wedding was the best night of my life. What is
• 31:50
  Travis Costner going to say? Ah, the wedding
• 31:52
  sucked! She was so annoying! God, she was such
• 31:57
  a bitch! He is tux for his famed number 87 Chiefs
• 32:00
  jersey. The NFL legend breaking his silence about
• 32:03
  the wedding of the century. Mm -hmm. Speaking
• 32:06
  to the press at training camp. Oh, yeah! There
• 32:09
  he is, talking to the press! Being all relatable.
• 32:14
  Gillidrab was ready to take a break from X's
• 32:17
  and O's to dish on those I do's. What does the
• 32:22
  wedding night sex like? Appreciate everybody
• 32:24
  who came out and celebrated and had fun with
• 32:26
  us. Fucking annoying. Blah, blah, blah. NFL and
• 32:34
  two -time Super Bowl champion axed by ESPN. And
• 32:38
  that would be Damian Woody. It was very good.
• 32:43
  Yeah, it's that thing that's going on in the
• 32:45
  media where they're laying off people to save
• 32:49
  money and then they're losing viewers or listeners
• 32:53
  by the number and then they're like, gee, why
• 32:56
  are we not as successful? Because you're stupid.
• 33:04
  Rasheed Rice is not expected to receive further
• 33:07
  NFL discipline. Oh, that's good. Letting the
• 33:10
  original leak get away with it. I'm sure he'll
• 33:12
  never commit a crime again. He's so good. Tony
• 33:20
  Romo was arrested in Wisconsin on suspicion of
• 33:24
  operating a vehicle while intoxicated. Will you
• 33:27
  submit to an evidentiary chemical test of your
• 33:29
  breath? No. Yeah, he like turned up and having
• 33:34
  some regret. When you look at that face, it is.
• 33:37
  And now, CBS has revealed it's taking his broadcasting
• 33:40
  future a week at a time. Yeah, I'm really hoping
• 33:44
  they don't lay him off. I love his energy on
• 33:47
  a nice little dark night. The sunset at 445 and
• 33:51
  you got Tony Romo talking about Jim. I'm telling
• 33:57
  you, it's tense in the building right now. David
• 33:59
  Burson, the president of CBS Sports, said there's
• 34:02
  no timetable upon. Yeah, the thing is, here's
• 34:05
  the problem. CBS has already tried to save money
• 34:09
  by getting rid of Colbert. And they got rid of
• 34:15
  some 60 -minute reporters. The problem is they're
• 34:18
  downsizing. And when a company is downsizing
• 34:23
  and you're a high -paid talent, you probably
• 34:25
  shouldn't piss them off. When Tony Romo will
• 34:28
  return, they probably need to get past the court
• 34:31
  date, which is on September 21st. All right,
• 34:34
  yeah, that's what we're all going to hear about.
• 34:36
  Mm -hmm. Chris Watts, you know that murderer?
• 34:42
  He has a new wife, and she's from Wisconsin.
• 34:46
  Love me, she's crazy. It's just out of her mind.
• 34:52
  Alex Earl was seen on a yacht. Totally not being
• 34:56
  a prostitute like your stepmom. And then Oprah
• 35:02
  Winfrey responded to criticism of giving Dr.
• 35:06
  Oz and Phil a platform. Yeah, we can really thank
• 35:09
  her for those mutants being famous, right? It's
• 35:14
  totally her fault. All right, I'm getting worked
• 35:17
  up. Mm -hmm. Say hello. gonna do? As long as
• 35:24
  you have your medical card. I want you to grab
• 35:27
  your THC, your blood, your ball, your ball, your
• 35:31
  joy, whatever you have. And let's smoke it together.
• 35:39
  Oh yeah, let's get stoned. This is what my brain
• 35:44
  sounds like when I'm stoned. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 36:12
  I'm dying over here. The problem is this isn't
• 36:16
  live on the radio, so the audio would have been
• 36:19
  hidden if I died. You know what I mean? Because
• 36:22
  they're not going to upload the show. Chris Brown
• 36:26
  was dry humping a girl from behind at a Toronto
• 36:29
  concert. I mean, I don't know what it is about
• 36:31
  Toronto, but these broads are crazy. Oh, they
• 36:35
  put out. When you think they're done putting
• 36:39
  out, they're putting out more. Alex Rodriguez
• 36:44
  had a bulge in his pants when he made a video.
• 36:47
  Good for him. Jenna Hortense. said she wanted
• 36:51
  to eat or drink on set as a kid. Michael Shannon,
• 36:59
  the dude from The Weird Looking Dude. He was
• 37:02
  in Superman, but he was the weird criminal in...
• 37:04
  God, marijuana's really hurting my brain. Boardwalk
• 37:09
  Empire, he played the funny looking dude. No,
• 37:11
  not Steve. But Steve Buscemi, no, Michael Shannon,
• 37:15
  he was in the show Boardwalk Empire and he married
• 37:18
  Christy Bush. Hell yeah. Diddy Suze, former videographer
• 37:24
  who allegedly stole footage to Netflix. Yeah.
• 37:29
  That's some naughty stuff there. I wonder how
• 37:32
  many people that have not been caught yet because
• 37:34
  of a Diddy party are freaking out. Alex Cooper
• 37:40
  says she has no issues with Dave Portnoy. Oh,
• 37:42
  that's good. Denny was released from a special
• 37:47
  housing unit after a prison fight. Oh, yeah.
• 37:50
  You know, an egomaniac like him loses his mind
• 37:54
  in solitary confinement. A Morgan Wallen concert
• 37:59
  had a guy who was a peeing suspect. Yeah. I feel
• 38:04
  like when you're in Morgan Wallen, you're way
• 38:06
  over -saved. Oh, of course my mouse fucking died
• 38:13
  when I'm doing this. Oh, I love it. I love my
• 38:16
  Rapika, R -A -P -I -Q -U -E mouse. It just died
• 38:20
  on me. Motherfucker. I hate this stupid world.
• 38:27
  All right, here's the footage of the drunk guy.
• 38:41
  He's asking for all the badgers. He's like approaching
• 39:00
  the security guy. He's filming a little family
• 39:04
  that looks concerned. What a frickin' loser!
• 39:12
  I'm not saying all Morgan Wallen fans are bad.
• 39:15
  But ones like him are terrible. I was going to
• 39:20
  say Morgan Wallen wouldn't piss on you if you're
• 39:22
  on fire. Neither would that drunken loser. So
• 39:26
  the influencer Damon Darling has been doing pranks
• 39:30
  over at Walmart. He says, let me start here.
• 39:37
  He promises to stop filming the content at Walmart.
• 39:42
  You know what I was doing a deep dive on the
• 39:43
  other day? I guess there's this thing called
• 39:46
  Walmart radio. I've never heard it, but it was
• 39:53
  fascinating. It was like a TV version of the
• 39:56
  Bird Show or the Fred Show. It was like, it's
• 39:59
  all about Walmart. What an exciting topic of
• 40:03
  Walmart. All right. Here's Kiki Palmer talking
• 40:15
  about Sean Evans. Oh, yeah. You know, she gets
• 40:20
  brought to pound town by him. Oh, does she ever
• 40:23
  get brought to pound town. But she's going to
• 40:28
  tell us what she wants us to think is going on
• 40:31
  with her and Sean Evans. You are very well liked,
• 40:38
  very beloved. Sean Evans is very well liked and
• 40:40
  very beloved. It's rare these days. You know
• 40:43
  how the internet be. Yeah, you know, they were
• 40:45
  really flirtatious on that episode. A hot one.
• 40:50
  It's rare to have two people that are so well
• 40:52
  liked. So the idea of two well liked in a society
• 40:56
  in which people love to hate. The idea that you
• 40:59
  two exist alone and that you could come together.
• 41:01
  What a ass kisser. Shut up! It feels good. Yeah,
• 41:06
  yeah. And I feel like, I feel like that they're
• 41:10
  not wrong. Yeah, you know, they're hanging. I
• 41:14
  feel like it's just one of those things with
• 41:16
  me where I'm like, this is so crazy. Like, what
• 41:20
  are we supposed to do? What are we supposed to
• 41:22
  do? Have sex and get to know each other. Maybe
• 41:26
  settle down. Tom's the girl. I dressed as his
• 41:31
  breakup. Oh! Now you can relate to the powers.
• 41:38
  All the time you've talked bad about other people.
• 41:42
  You and your fat ass friend Bert Kreischer. And
• 41:49
  now it's time to feel bad for Tom Segura. Even
• 41:55
  though he's never felt bad for anybody that's
• 41:58
  not in his tax bracket. But now it's the time
• 42:02
  to feel bad for Tom Seger. Shut up. Here is Tom
• 42:10
  Seger talking about his divorce. I know that
• 42:17
  a lot of people obviously heard. Yeah, he's not
• 42:21
  really doing that little shock, shock voice.
• 42:23
  No, he isn't. I'm doing it. The news. and saw
• 42:28
  last week's episode where Christina hosted it.
• 42:32
  And I don't feel a need to say a lot to people.
• 42:39
  But it bothered me that a lot of people were
• 42:42
  like, oh, I can't believe you would make her
• 42:46
  go address this alone or do this on her own.
• 42:50
  Kind of what it seemed like. Which couldn't be
• 42:53
  further from the truth. Oh, really? Is that like...
• 42:56
  What, we're the poorest? We have been recording
• 42:58
  separate episodes for a long time now. Because
• 43:02
  everything that people know is not new to us.
• 43:08
  It's, you know, many, many months. It's been
• 43:11
  horrible. It's a horrible experience. So I just...
• 43:13
  Yeah, no, no. Wakes up in the morning and goes,
• 43:15
  I want to go through a divorce. I just wanted
• 43:18
  to... Let people know it's privately, it's horrible.
• 43:24
  I hope it all works out. At least you're not
• 43:29
  poor. Freaking idiot. I'd say what's happened
• 43:35
  on Instagram. Blue face gives his honest take
• 43:41
  on how he treats women. My take on the circus
• 43:43
  is like, I'm going to sound like an asshole.
• 43:46
  You are though. But fuck it. All these bitches
• 43:48
  are getting, I'm treating them all like shit.
• 43:51
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, scumbag. All right. For you
• 43:56
  to think that you're getting treated like shit
• 43:58
  is better than her getting treated like shit.
• 44:01
  What do you do? Wow. You just look at him. You
• 44:06
  know, that's not a smart guy. Pitchfork gave
• 44:09
  Tyga's album a zero out of zero. I feel like
• 44:13
  Pitchfork just gives bad reviews to give bad
• 44:15
  reviews. They're cloud chasing idiots. Oh, I'm
• 44:20
  not Pitchfork. I mean, yeah, you sometimes look
• 44:24
  at the Pitchfork freaking, you know, the ratings,
• 44:28
  but you're not going, oh, I'm not going to listen
• 44:31
  to that. Pitchfork didn't like it. Trippie Redd
• 44:39
  says that Koi Luray won't let him see their child.
• 44:45
  Tell that bitch to tell y 'all she won't let
• 44:48
  me see my baby. Yeah, I'm going to court. Yeah,
• 44:52
  when you're calling a woman a bitch and then
• 44:54
  going to court, probably not the smartest decision
• 44:57
  ever. Probably not the most brilliant move. But,
• 45:04
  hey, what do I know? Hold on. Here's that goth
• 45:08
  girl that Drake was gonna buy a house for. She's
• 45:11
  so friggin' hot. What's going on in the show?
• 45:16
  Yeah, I told her about it. And then I told her,
• 45:19
  I was like, I won. I was like, just don't look
• 45:21
  online. No matter what happens, mom, just don't
• 45:23
  be looking online. And she's like, okay. Then
• 45:27
  she was... I think she's just really grateful.
• 45:33
  I do OF. And a lot of the money I have, I do.
• 45:38
  Oh, yeah. You're trying to act like you make
• 45:41
  money through being goth. You make money through
• 45:43
  OnlyFans. Take care of my family. Oh, yeah. It's
• 45:50
  got to be weird when, like, your daughter being
• 45:51
  hot is the reason you got a new house. It's got
• 45:57
  to be strange. What's going on with Shake Shack?
• 46:02
  There's been a viral controversy on the internet
• 46:04
  after a customer at a Shake Shack noticed his
• 46:07
  prices appeared to go up after he chose not to
• 46:09
  leave a tip. Oh wow. Hey Shake Shack, you scumbag
• 46:15
  CEOs. Pay your guys more. Y 'all know what happened?
• 46:19
  A customer was checking out at a kiosk and selected
• 46:22
  no tip right after a message popped up saying
• 46:24
  there had been a pricing update and the price
• 46:26
  of each item in his cart increased about 50 cents.
• 46:29
  Wow. Every item went up by 50 cents. It's as
• 46:33
  big as everybody knows. Do not go there. Yeah,
• 46:36
  I promise you're a Shakespearean. Even like last
• 46:40
  week, I was on a date and I went to Five Guys.
• 46:44
  Now, if I was in Bradford, Florida, and eyes
• 46:47
  wide shut, that'd be a different type of Five
• 46:49
  Guys. Achoo! But no, it was like $22 for a soda.
• 46:59
  Freaking fried burger. Jesus Christ. Oh, but
• 47:06
  it's the Gen Z's fault. We all like avocado toast.
• 47:11
  Shut your ass. You stupid ass. You're all morons.
• 47:18
  I see her. The moment Navia realized she and
• 47:23
  Blueface weren't meant to be. Look at my feet.
• 47:26
  I got them down. They're so cute. So cute. See,
• 47:33
  I want to have a nigga that be like, yes, baby,
• 47:35
  your feet are so cute. Yeah, I find feet repulsive.
• 47:40
  I got the wrong nigga. Yeah, you really do. You
• 47:45
  really, really do. Become a man who actually
• 47:48
  has options. So here's what you're going to do.
• 47:50
  You're going to fix what's on your side. Why?
• 47:53
  Because what's on your side is what you can control.
• 47:55
  I don't want to. Thanks for the wisdom, honey.
• 47:58
  Real frickin' wise. Real frickin'. Oh, wow. Thank
• 48:08
  you for your wisdom and knowledge. 856 -49 -HOPPING.
• 48:14
  What's going on with Johnny Taylor? See ya. What's
• 48:20
  their take on pay pigs? I don't need the money
• 48:25
  if they're just taking it and playing with my
• 48:27
  emotions and seeing me squirm. Oh, yeah. When
• 48:32
  I give money to people who treat me badly, it's
• 48:35
  almost like I become a part of them, a part of
• 48:37
  their story. Wow. Real friggin' deep. Here is
• 48:44
  Blueface getting an apology call from the restaurant
• 48:46
  that kicked him out. Hello? Hello? Hello, is
• 48:51
  this Mr. Porter? Hi. This is him. Hey, how are
• 48:55
  you? My name is Michael Colden. We've been texting
• 48:57
  the director of operations for Yard Houses in
• 49:01
  Southern California. How are you doing today?
• 49:03
  I'm doing all right. Nice to meet you, Michael.
• 49:05
  Yeah. Good to meet you. You know, first and foremost,
• 49:10
  I'm just really sorry that we treated you and
• 49:15
  your family that night. I appreciate that. It's
• 49:18
  just horrible, horrible, horrible. He's walking
• 49:22
  away. I appreciate the gesture, man. This is
• 49:38
  a nice place that I like to eat personally. Yeah,
• 49:45
  can I use my EBTA? The fact that you guys are
• 49:48
  reaching out to them. On a higher level, it's
• 49:51
  enough for me. But what else were you inquiring?
• 49:57
  He's trying to get some free food! Well, so again,
• 50:03
  I know you had a horrible experience. I've been
• 50:08
  with Yardhouse for over 23 years, and I've got
• 50:11
  to tell you that it is a... Class. All right,
• 50:16
  now he's doing that thing where he's defending
• 50:17
  himself. If you're a real class operation, you
• 50:21
  don't have to tell us. Operation. Basically,
• 50:25
  we made a mistake, a big mistake during your
• 50:28
  visit, and we want to make it up to you. I would
• 50:32
  love to invite you and your family back in for
• 50:35
  dinner or lunch or whatever completely on us
• 50:38
  and make sure that if I can't be there, He just
• 50:42
  pumped his fist. My GM will be there and we'll
• 50:45
  make sure that you have a great time. Yeah, you
• 50:48
  know that guy got a scolding. And again, we just
• 50:54
  feel horrible that, you know, you came in and
• 50:56
  left, you know, obviously and rightly so unhappy
• 51:01
  and with an unpleasant visit and that's not what
• 51:04
  we're all about. Yeah, you're only going to have
• 51:07
  time to talk to millions of fans about it. We're
• 51:11
  about hospitality, creating experiences, and
• 51:15
  making people happy at the end of the day. I
• 51:18
  don't know if you're open to that. Do you live
• 51:20
  in the area? I do. Free food, I would love that.
• 51:25
  The easiest way is if you have my work cell,
• 51:31
  if you just want to pick a day and time and tell
• 51:33
  me... Alright, there's Blue Face! Here he is
• 51:39
  arguing with his baby mama. What are you known
• 51:41
  for other than sucking dick? You can't call me
• 51:43
  out on this type of shit because what are you
• 51:46
  trying to say? Just because I don't want to sit
• 51:49
  there and tell them what I'm good at. Oh, I'm
• 51:50
  known for being your bitch right now. Oh, jeez!
• 51:53
  But him being a fucking pregnant bitch. Oh, wow.
• 51:55
  She's spicy. She says she believes Christiane's
• 52:00
  doing everything to get her to leave Blueface.
• 52:03
  But that's what you bitches are waiting on. To
• 52:05
  leave. That's what I figured. In your fucking
• 52:12
  dreams, bitch. Isn't she delightful? What's this?
• 52:17
  These are signs that you are a walking green
• 52:20
  flag. Yeah, you're tall. To women. And if you
• 52:23
  want to know what qualities women actually look
• 52:26
  for in men, I suggest you hit that follow button
• 52:28
  so that you can see more videos like this. Whatever.
• 52:30
  Stop with the follow button! If we like your
• 52:34
  content, we'll follow you, huh? One, you're emotionally
• 52:37
  aware. You can read the room, you can know when
• 52:40
  someone's off, and you can stay calm when taking
• 52:43
  care of stressful situations. Two, you prioritize
• 52:48
  your people, whether it's your family or close
• 52:50
  friends. Yeah, you always gotta prioritize your
• 52:54
  people. They're your homies. Here's Alabama Barker's
• 52:58
  dad walking in while she's showing her blood
• 53:00
  results. Classy. Results. Here are my blood results.
• 53:05
  I can't believe I'm doing this. But I will not
• 53:09
  let you guys say I have herpes. It's super fucking
• 53:12
  rude. So as you guys can see right here, I'm
• 53:17
  negative for HSV. Oh, I'm negative for HIV. And
• 53:22
  I'm also negative for HSV. What is HSV? She was
• 53:28
  looking up herpes on her stream. HSV. What is
• 53:33
  it? Symptoms. Herpes. I've never heard of it
• 53:37
  as HSV. God, she's stupid. This was done 0806
• 53:41
  2026. So this was like five days ago now. Hello.
• 53:45
  I'm live. Oh yeah. I might be the most handsome
• 53:49
  man on any of your lives. Where are my... Travis
• 53:54
  bust down on it. He's got to know his daughter's
• 53:57
  a bust down. He's got to be aware of it. Here's
• 54:01
  Megan Thee Stallion. Here's Michelle Obama says
• 54:04
  Megan Thee Stallion reminds him of their daughter.
• 54:06
  Oh, jeez. Right here. Of Sasha, my youngest.
• 54:12
  I love that. Yeah, yeah. You and Sasha have similar
• 54:16
  sass levels. Oh, yeah. And they both do kegels.
• 54:22
  You know. There you go. Eight, five, six. Oh,
• 54:28
  they put out. Wow, what's going on here? Why
• 54:35
  cheat if you could just leave? Why lie to someone
• 54:39
  who gave you their heart, their trust, their
• 54:41
  everything? If you're not happy, go. But to destroy
• 54:44
  someone who loved you just because you didn't
• 54:46
  have the courage to be honest, that's the real
• 54:49
  damage. Cheating isn't a mistake. Yeah, I made
• 54:53
  the mistake. No, it took a lot of effort to text
• 54:56
  the other person. Boy, your pain's dead. Gotta
• 55:00
  work. Here's Brittany Ryder. Everyone's favorite
• 55:08
  Boston. Saying she's tired of her whole life
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  being surrounded or being all about men. I promise
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  you, I don't care. I don't care at this point
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  about getting married. I do not care about being
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  in a relationship. I do not care. I don't give
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  a fuck. I don't. I really don't. Yeah, you don't
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  seem like you're washed up. You're past your
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  prime. Well, I've been male -centered. Yeah,
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  well, that's because you've had sex with like
• 55:34
  100 men. Guys, listen to me. Women will gaslight
• 55:39
  you and make you feel really bad about asking
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  for bare minimums in a relationship. Oh, yeah.
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  Jesus Christ. Hey, can I have sex? No, I don't.
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  feel well. Proceeds to get sucks from somewhere
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  else. Why'd you do that? You weren't playing.
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  Oh, what are you doing, dude? Are you out of
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  your freaking mind? 8 -5 -6. 49 hoppy. Ah, here's
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  Drake and Lily Phillips. This is my bestie. I
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  would like, I would, I would want... Oh, so you'd
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  be like, let's run it back, let's bring it back
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  to your childhood. No, I don't want to talk about
• 56:25
  your childhood. I just want to have like a normal
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  conversation. No, why is everything Drake's saying
• 56:31
  so funny? Okay, fine then, let's have a normal
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  conversation. Do you have a pool? I do. I love
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  pools. I have two. No. Yeah. Indoor, outdoor.
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  That's right. Makes sense. I'd love to, yeah,
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  play in it sometime. That sounds good. Thank
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  you so much. You're really sweet. Oh, you too.
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  You're really sweet. Thanks. Yeah, she does not
• 56:49
  have much of a personality. She's gross. So I'm
• 57:00
  39. I'm single. And I get a lot of guys in the
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  comments being like, good luck. You're old. You're
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  used up. Nobody your age is going to want to
• 57:08
  date you. Well, the good news is I, too, want
• 57:13
  to date younger. Yeah! Son of a! Because guys
• 57:19
  age a lot worse than women do. Yeah, I disagree
• 57:25
  with that, but you can think that. Sharon Stone
• 57:29
  says famous sex symbols get used up. I don't
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  have more stories than someone like Marilyn Monroe.
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  Or any other woman that's ever been considered
• 57:40
  a sex symbol. And then... Yeah, she already has
• 57:44
  a real sex symbol. Squeezed up. Used up. This
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  one's real. The other day, my husband heard me
• 58:02
  say, I love you. And he said that he loved me
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  too. And it was really awkward because I was
• 58:11
  clearly talking to the wine. Yeah. You can plow
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  you after. Here's the thing. You really do got
• 58:23
  to be careful who you say you love you to. I
• 58:26
  visited this girl named Ellie in Minnesota. She
• 58:29
  was riding me. She told me she loved me. And
• 58:34
  then we didn't really talk again. So I have to
• 58:36
  say, like, you don't want to, like, overuse that
• 58:39
  word. It's a big word with a lot of big responsibility.
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  A lot of people think that if you want someone
• 58:49
  to be obsessed, you need to play hard to get
• 58:51
  or ignore them. And that is false. What you actually
• 58:53
  need to do is send mixed signals. Oh, yeah. That's
• 58:56
  what I want to do. You think you have a prospect,
• 59:00
  and then voila, magic, they're gone. Bye -bye.
• 59:04
  See you later. After a while, the crocodile.
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  Uh, yeah. Eight, five, six, 49. Here is when
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  I show speed and Kai Sanat defeat Ender Dragon
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  we about to do it. Get him. Get him. One more.
• 59:37
  What's going on here? Skylar Vox says she had
• 59:40
  to stop doing performances when it gets painful.
• 59:42
  Performance? Yes. Why? The position sometimes
• 59:46
  is just painful. Like, you know, it's unrealistic
• 59:49
  shit. They want me to bend all certain types
• 59:51
  of way like I'm a fucking puppet. And after a
• 59:53
  while, like, I've got cramps in my leg during
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  the scenes. And I'm like, wait. Oh, yeah. Cramping
• 59:57
  up in a ball with a fucking Charlie horse. I
• 59:59
  have tapped out in the scenes. Yeah, I can't
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  do it. It's too much penis. Mm -hmm. Now, Via
• 1:00:08
  and Blueface had a heated argument after he asked
• 1:00:10
  what she's doing for the past 25 years besides
• 1:00:13
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• 1:00:15
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• 1:00:18
  are you talking about? No, what you're saying
• 1:00:20
  is not much. You're saying not much. What are
• 1:00:24
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• 1:00:27
  paying your bills. 18 -year -old woman who was
• 1:00:32
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• 1:00:36
  Then there's this. So many women are exhausted
• 1:00:38
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• 1:00:40
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  is being interviewed here. Yes. I would. Fuck's
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• 1:00:53
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• 1:00:55
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• 1:00:59
  once you're a rapist, you're always a rapist.
• 1:01:01
  It's disgusting. Alright, she's gross. She's
• 1:01:03
  not even, like, fun skanky. She's just skanky.
• 1:01:08
  Hey, not in a good way. Here's the latest from
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  Alabama Barker. You guys know how we all have
• 1:01:14
  that one person that we haven't spoken to in
• 1:01:18
  however long? Is she talking about Neon? They're
• 1:01:24
  just your person. All right. I know she's, like,
• 1:01:28
  nine people. Here's a clavicular shooting a shot
• 1:01:32
  at AOC. The news is out. Congresswoman AOC Alexandria
• 1:01:38
  Ocasio -Cortez is single. We confirmed that she
• 1:01:43
  has indeed broken up with her longtime boyfriend.
• 1:01:47
  In fact, they were engaged. She is a very eligible
• 1:01:52
  bachelorette with a real future. And so there
• 1:01:57
  are suitors. There are suitors. And the first
• 1:02:01
  of them to step forward happened when we put
• 1:02:04
  our post on X about her breakup. And in the comments,
• 1:02:09
  one clavicular jumped in and said, well, here's
• 1:02:15
  how he worded it on his stream. They're not.
• 1:02:20
  Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I can literally, I can
• 1:02:23
  fix her. I can fix her. Most definitely. I need
• 1:02:29
  AOC, and I need her yesterday. She just got divorced
• 1:02:32
  from her fiance. Her fiance was kind of a sell,
• 1:02:37
  I'm not going to lie. I doubt they even, you
• 1:02:40
  know, were physical or anything. But I'll marry
• 1:02:45
  her. I'll marry her, dude. Come on. Okay. Let's
• 1:02:47
  go. So, we are going to bring in now the man
• 1:02:51
  who put looks maxing on the map. Yeah. Vicular
• 1:02:54
  himself, welcome to TMZ Live. Thanks for having
• 1:02:58
  me, guys. Everybody in our office has been asking,
• 1:03:01
  what do you mean by I can fix her? Well, I don't
• 1:03:07
  cherish the fact that her relationship ended.
• 1:03:10
  I think that's a terribly unfortunate thing.
• 1:03:13
  But I certainly think that there's a lot that
• 1:03:18
  AOC can... can get from a relationship with myself.
• 1:03:23
  I think we'd have a pretty good time. And I appreciate
• 1:03:27
  how passionate she is about a lot of her issues.
• 1:03:31
  Klav, again, you used the word, and I think rightfully
• 1:03:35
  people are focusing on the word fix, which means
• 1:03:38
  there's something broken. What is it that you
• 1:03:41
  see as being broken with AOC? I just tweeted
• 1:03:45
  that for engagement. I think they don't realize
• 1:03:49
  that fix is like a term you say when a girl is
• 1:03:51
  like broken up. You're like, I can fix her. It's
• 1:03:54
  not literal. I love the honesty. I'm just curious.
• 1:03:59
  Do you, because I don't know what your politics
• 1:04:01
  are. Do they align with her? Do you disagree
• 1:04:03
  with her but still think, hey, or would you just
• 1:04:06
  not ever talk about politics with her? Well,
• 1:04:10
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• 1:04:12
  a political opinion of my own. Hell yeah, dad!
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• 1:04:18
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• 1:04:21
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• 1:04:24
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• 1:05:05
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• 1:05:09
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  Amid an ongoing custody battle with her ex, Rumor
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  Cent Jackson reveals his very first nickname
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  A grand jury has formally indicted Nick Reiner
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  Most workers have to be there five days a week
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• 1:22:25
  after 18 seasons. I'm sad he never got a ring.
• 1:22:30
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• 1:22:54
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  I don't believe it. The Lakers were sold to Josh
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• 1:23:02
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  two clips here. One from radio legend Ted Rosenberg.
• 1:24:43
  And one from Brandon Tierney. No regard for What
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  I love about YouTube is that I can empty the
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  tank and I can be interesting and thought -provoking,
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  provocative if it calls for it and then i could
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  just end it like i'm not reaching i'm not stretching
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  i'm not trying to take something that for hour
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  two and three yeah you know what i mean now obviously
• 1:25:27
  when you do that and it's not a knock on the
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  radio at all when you do that on radio i think
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  you could do it the lazy way and that's just
• 1:25:33
  to take the same stuff and then do it again But
• 1:25:37
  really, the best way to do that is to take a
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  subset of that, something that... There he is.
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  There's Brandon Tierney and here's Sid Rosenberg
• 1:25:43
  on AI. AI doesn't scare me at all because they
• 1:25:47
  can copy my voice. They can copy my beautiful
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  face. But AI is a computer. And what a computer
• 1:25:55
  doesn't have is soul. I've got soul. So, for
• 1:26:00
  example, tomorrow, July the 1st... will be six
• 1:26:05
  years to the day that my father passed away.
• 1:26:08
  He died July 1st, 2020. He was my best friend.
• 1:26:14
  So when I got on the air tomorrow morning, I
• 1:26:17
  may be talking about President Trump. I'll be
• 1:26:20
  talking about a whole other variety of issues.
• 1:26:22
  He doesn't view Trump as an issue, though. You
• 1:26:25
  can bet your ass that tomorrow, more than once,
• 1:26:27
  I'll be talking about... My dad. I feel that.
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  And that's why I've always related to him is
• 1:26:32
  he does real radio. Even if I don't always agree,
• 1:26:35
  which is okay to not always agree. Mm -hmm. Happy
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  in the waist And I'm really tryna get down to
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  this I'm trying to give it to you. She's dangerous.
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  Like a fire tool match, she's burning up. I ain't
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  no amateur. Baby, I hope you got stamina. Because
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  I know how far we can go. Six, six, six, six.
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  Damn. Look at shorty. Look at shorty. So good.
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  That's the way I like it, baby. Damn. Damn. Look
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  5, 6, 5, 6, 5, 6, 5, 6, 5, 6, 5, 6, 5, 6, 5,
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  6, She won't spin it, damn, I think she needs
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  easy Damn, look at your body, look at her She's
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  so good, so hot, baby, like this Damn, look at
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  your body, look at her She's so good, so hot,
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  baby, like this Five plus five, five times two,
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  ten Five plus five, five Two teams. Girl, what's
• 1:30:18
  your strategy? I'm not your masterpiece. Come
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  get this reality. You need my therapy. Baby girl,
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• 1:30:28
  a special thing you do? You ain't got to hold
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  back. When we get up in the sack, I'm going to
• 1:30:33
  satisfy you. It's late in the night, and I'm
• 1:30:35
  trying to get it right. Do you feel the same
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  way? I'm so into the way you move. I'm trying
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  to give it to you. You're hazardous. When you
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  the parking lot. Then it all repeats. Oh, damn.
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  Look at Shawty. She's so good. Just the way I
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  like it, baby. Damn. Look at her. Yeah! blow
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  the candles out blow the candles out blow the
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  Drizzy baby, you already know what it is This
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  I had to do it to him 40, I see you Oh, I see
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  you homie I stayed late tonight, right? You know
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  what happened when I stayed late Yeah, boy wonder
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  I swear it's like this every single time I'm
• 1:46:15
  a hard guy to get along with, get on the zone
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  With when shit be going right, well I just flip
• 1:46:19
  into the wrong shit Until I belong to the artist
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  I put up with Don't ever ask for nothing cause
• 1:46:25
  them niggas got their own shit. Me and we feel
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  like a mouth full of hot peppers. Black Ferrari
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  I'm never doing versus. I'm forever giving lectures.
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  been. Scheduling million dollar meetings with
• 1:46:42
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  is Thomas Edison? Got a new condo. Watch me as
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  I settle in. I deserve an MTV show for me and
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  my people. And if You tryna zone, I got a whole
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  swish of sweet food Rappers all liars and they
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  to start ballin' like I'm comin' off a rebound
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  Yeah, and I should have the most braggin' rights
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  swagger right Outta came with more fire than
• 1:47:23
  a dragon fight You pussy ass hater, you should
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  do you You ain't heard of me, then you should
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  go and get a blues clue Oops, I mean a red clue,
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  Wayne's here too Betty felt that like the end
• 1:47:34
  of a pool cue But I ain't bangin', I ain't wavin'
• 1:47:37
  no flag I'm ATF, but they ain't seein' no badge
• 1:47:40
  It's heartbreak, Drake, I hate to see him so
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  sad Out the sun, Drake See a little me in your
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  dad I'm the same yellow boy that used to play
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  up on the grass Seeking pocket twenty thousand
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  to be anywhere they ask me Cash like Johnny,
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  banks like Ashley Burning like a camel light,
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  stupid hoe ask me But don't ask me shit about
• 1:48:00
  me And know the game really ain't shit without
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• 1:48:27
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  buck fuck your friend, then suck up her twin
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  hoodie too Probably ain't as good as you, stupid
• 1:48:58
  motherfucker The only thing in the hood is you
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  I do everything good as you know, I do everything
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  better I get paid for every letter, A, B, C,
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  etc Fetch a bone, like a dog, motherfucker I
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  am gone for your neck, intersect, intercept Bring
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  it back, like work in the trunk And my exit coming
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  up, yeah, I am headed to the butt, like Again,
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  might fly to L .A. and just fuck her in Nah,
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  fuck her in, let's get bucks again And fucking
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  spend them bucks and then just fuck her in If
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  I could, I'ma do it, I did it Got my city on
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  my feet, it bout to pop out Let's get it, let's
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  get it, motherfucker With your weight on, it
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  is about a minute I'm too busy to play father
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  and when it comes to that game I'm too willing
• 1:50:02
  to play harder so harder I do there he They check
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  MVP when I shoot a free throw CEO, that's what
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  they do The haters on their face and in their
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  ass is a shoe Faster than you, badder than you,
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  radder than you, etc I told you I get paid by
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  the letter like A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J,
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  K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V W, X, Y, Z,
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  C, T, Y, S, E, R, X, M, N, G, Z, both on detox
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  that was just a footnote how long can he could
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  go wondering when he stop bitch when the beat
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  stop so i'ma keep rockin to the sheet rock bend
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  in the heat i send burnt skin the end Outro Music
• 1:51:32
  Thank you. We'll be right back. Like clockwork
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  to a show Now it's time to face the silence Like
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  the TV on snow Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor
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  so divine The void left in our hearts Wider than
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  a canyon line Line Empty speakers silenced I've
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  become into an end Like a rollercoaster stopping
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  Round the river's bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs
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  He's our daily grind Now silence flowers And
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  the thoughts we can't rewind So the Hoppy Hour
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  is coming Laughter and joy, dissolving in the
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  air, but we'll keep the rhythm Oh, life's just
• 1:53:06
  so unfair, happy hour, it's coming to a close
• 1:53:09
  Radio waves, we are like a lost rose Laughter
• 1:53:12
  and joy, dissolving in the air, but we'll keep
• 1:53:15
  the rhythm Oh, life's just so unfair Happy hour,
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  happy hour I like that. He's gone. He probably
• 1:53:38
  had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
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  all I smell is poop. I'll get you a Lula, and
• 1:53:47
  we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.
• 1:53:55
  Poppy Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes
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  our broadcast day. Good night and God bless America.
• 1:54:22
  Door is closing.