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- 0:00All right, well, let's do it. Yeah, you want to do it.
- 0:04No, no, not like that. That'd be that.
- 0:06'D be weird, sorry. You know what we were doing so
- 0:11well with the PT13 shit and. Immediately.
- 0:14Immediately. Which is a great job.
- 0:18It's an impulse. It's an impulse.
- 0:21I can't help it. I'm excited for this one.
- 0:26Me too. Also this lasagna that I made is
- 0:27so good. That's not the point.
- 0:31Sorry you guys can't have it. I'll have your lasagna one day.
- 0:37Yeah, we'll have the lasagna. That's what I want when we come
- 0:40to Boston. I want you.
- 0:42That sounds so weird, like I'm not a big fan of the way that
- 0:45sounds to the ear. I feel like I can't say that as
- 0:48I have a wife. Yeah, like this is right.
- 0:52Being a lesbian and just our friend is like, why would you
- 0:54know we don't need the lasagna? That's not.
- 0:59You wouldn't know what to do with my lasagna.
- 1:01I don't want to know what to do with your lasagna.
- 1:03That's the point. OK, last week recording done.
- 1:15And you were worried about a cold open?
- 1:17Yeah, for, for real, God, Captain Murphy's logs Tardy I I
- 1:23don't know. I don't know how long we've been
- 1:25gone for but last thing I remember we were met like the
- 1:30fish people and Max got some space weed, some spleed from him
- 1:36and he did a bunch of mildly problematic things with it.
- 1:41But I then we went and found like this weird growing thing,
- 1:45glowing thing in the middle of like the planet and and when we
- 1:50all touched it, weird things happened.
- 1:53I don't know how long we've been gone for, but we're back
- 1:55pitches. We come back to our adventurers
- 2:25and to start out we see the whole of the planet of Cygnus.
- 2:28Cygnus 7B. And what we see is the ocean
- 2:31folding in on itself like a a cathedral made of pressure free
- 2:35contrails of light cut through the dark.
- 2:38Your Martha's hum not with confidence but recognition.
- 2:42You have been judged, but the war did not wait for you.
- 2:45So how do the three of you feel being on your own in different
- 2:49sects of this planet, on places you've never you never were at
- 2:52before? I mean, can can we?
- 2:55If we're on the ocean floor? I remember you saying it's
- 2:59pretty dark down here. Can we even see?
- 3:04Yeah, your new Ranger suits have lights built into the helmets.
- 3:08So that's kind of sick, actually.
- 3:11That is pretty sick. Reference there to Mighty
- 3:14Morphin Power Rangers when they're fighting Ibanez in that
- 3:17factory, and they put the lights on to see if they'll to see
- 3:20what's going on. But yeah, you woke up from your
- 3:24flashback and you had this, this voice of what you can only
- 3:28assume to be the core of the planet, which was the last thing
- 3:30you touched before you went into these visions.
- 3:34I guess it stands to reason. I guess we've never really been
- 3:38far enough apart to really even bother to try.
- 3:42Can we communicate with each other over distance?
- 3:45You can give it a go if you can figure out the buttons, because
- 3:49we all remember the last time you tried messing around with
- 3:51wiggy suit powers, you ended up teleporting into the middle of
- 3:53an ocean. So yeah, I'm going to, I'm
- 3:58trying to think if I can make anything.
- 4:01I'm going to see if it's possible for me to use my liquid
- 4:05metal to make. I don't know if I I want to say
- 4:09like a transmission device but if they don't have anything to
- 4:11receive it on then it wouldn't help.
- 4:13Can I make a tracker that allows me to like detect them?
- 4:19OK, right. What we're going to do here?
- 4:20Roll 2D6 plus superior, but at disadvantage because you've
- 4:26never made something that tracks live organisms before.
- 4:31Instead of tracking, can it track their morphers?
- 4:33I want to track them via the grid.
- 4:35OK. You can, you can try, Yeah,
- 4:36we'll just do that regular roll because you're connected to the
- 4:39grid. You said plus superior.
- 4:41Yeah. Five and a four, so in nine.
- 4:43OK, you you morph this liquid metal into a tracker and it has
- 4:49two very weak signals on it, and they're both sort of in a
- 4:55diagonal from you, but in different directions.
- 5:01I should have. Can I, I, I believe I've
- 5:06mentioned before, I can talk to the PERD, right?
- 5:09Yes, I have a radio link to the PERD.
- 5:11You can, yes. So I'm going to contact it and
- 5:17tell it to come pick me up. OK, yeah.
- 5:21And a couple maybe 20 minutes go by and the PERD lands in front
- 5:27of you. OK, I'm just going to.
- 5:28It doesn't even need a land. I'm just going to swim into like
- 5:30the Hatch and get into it and then I'm going to I'll, I'll
- 5:34figure out what I'm going to do from there once I have it.
- 5:48How's everybody else reacting? I think Spencer's still pretty
- 5:52upset that she doesn't know how to swim and she's disoriented in
- 5:55the middle of the ocean and she's fuck, what the fuck am I
- 6:00going to do? And I think she tries to reach
- 6:02the guys on the radio. I think Max was going to try and
- 6:06do the same thing. I think OK.
- 6:10Yeah, roll 22-D6 plus mundane, both of you.
- 6:16OK well this sucks. I rolled A7 which means I got a
- 6:20six. I got a three.
- 6:24OK, because of both of these new suits, you can't really figure
- 6:27out how to activate the radio transmission feature on your
- 6:33helmets. I'm glad I didn't do that then.
- 6:36Makes sense. So I guess with that, Spencer's
- 6:40just going to start walking. She doesn't know what else to
- 6:42do. She's just going to start
- 6:43walking. She can't fucking swim, so you
- 6:47know. Using using the perd, can I
- 6:50contact them? Yeah, but you can go, yeah, it's
- 6:54going to be easier for you to use the perd to the same button.
- 6:58I'm just going to open like the open the channel to everybody
- 7:01and just say I'm on the way. I got I got the ship, I'm I'm
- 7:05headed to you guys. Just stay where you're at.
- 7:07Oh thank fuck all. Right.
- 7:10Cool. Great.
- 7:12Thanks Murph. Thank God one of us has our shit
- 7:16together. I think knowing that Spencer
- 7:18doesn't know how to swim and would probably be more scared,
- 7:21he's going to go to her first. Max can.
- 7:24Max can fucking fly underwater, but he hasn't done that yet
- 7:29because he refuses to so. We're not going to open up.
- 7:31This discussion again. I really think that we could
- 7:35open it up again. Yeah.
- 7:39So you, you know, about 40 minutes go by and you pick up
- 7:42both of them and are you going to have a chat or are you just
- 7:46going to go straight back into? Oh, I mean, I feel like once we
- 7:49pick up Max we'll probably just float there and figure our shit
- 7:52out before we go anywhere. Else, yeah, So what?
- 7:56What are you going to say to each other?
- 8:00So like, what the fuck, guys? I don't fucking know, man.
- 8:05Did you guys also have some like crazy mental shit happen to you
- 8:10that you now? I don't want to talk about it.
- 8:12Yeah, actually, I, you know, all things considered, you know, I
- 8:16know this new Ranger suit looks a lot different than what you're
- 8:20used to seeing right now, but I feel pretty good, all that.
- 8:25Did you guys hear like a voice saying that you were judged
- 8:28worthy? Kind of.
- 8:31Some something like that? So I, I, I guess we got to go
- 8:37back to where we were. Yeah.
- 8:41Computer, where are we? Wait, first of all Computer.
- 8:44How are you doing Computer? Much better now, thank you,
- 8:47Murphy. Oh, look.
- 8:48At. That oh, did you fix the virus
- 8:51yourself? Well, you have been gone for
- 8:54five weeks. I'm sorry.
- 8:56What? Did did you not had any any
- 9:02contact we made for five weeks. So I had to figure out the virus
- 9:05on my own. What?
- 9:08That's not. Great.
- 9:09I mean I, I feel like I remember like a day and a half Max.
- 9:16Yes. No do.
- 9:23You ask work. All.
- 9:33Right as we're, as we're like, going on back to where we were.
- 9:39Do we wanna like, call Zordon and maybe tell him we're alive?
- 9:45Yep, I think we should do that and maybe get some guidance
- 9:48about what's going on 'cause if we've seriously lost five weeks
- 9:53of time, I'm concerned about what's, I'm concerned about
- 9:57everything. Yeah, those fish guys.
- 9:59We're just going to pull Max aside and just go Max might want
- 10:03to check your phone for messages from Sarah.
- 10:06Oh fuck, the last thing we did use was all that shit before.
- 10:15The messages that gave me. I ran damage control guys,
- 10:19remember I told her that we stole your phone.
- 10:22But it's been 5. Weeks.
- 10:24It has been 5 weeks. All right, Murphy, who calls
- 10:27Zordon. I have to go make sure my love
- 10:29life is OK. I don't think it's going.
- 10:33To be OK, brother. All right, well, time to no time
- 10:39like the present to salvage. Max is going to whip open his
- 10:43phone. Yeah, Murph's going to try and
- 10:47punch up Zordon on the main screen.
- 10:50And Spencer is going to make some protein pancakes because
- 10:52she's fucking starving, dude. Yeah, fair, fair.
- 11:10OK, who wants to go first, Murphy or Max?
- 11:15I'll start. OK, You call FRU and you you
- 11:21get, you get Fru. Somehow he managed to answer the
- 11:25phone this time, even though he has no hands.
- 11:28And he goes, Ah, Murphy. We're still tired.
- 11:33Oh, I didn't know you disappeared.
- 11:37You son of a bitch. And he hangs up.
- 11:58He didn't even. Know we were going.
- 12:00What the fuck dude, we haven't. We haven't talked to him for so
- 12:06long. But you'd think he'd still be
- 12:08like keeping an eye on things like.
- 12:11You never let him explain himself.
- 12:16He doesn't. He doesn't need to.
- 12:17He doesn't need to know that we haven't been around for five
- 12:19weeks if he didn't know. Yeah, exactly.
- 12:24While you're looking at this screen, though, you see several
- 12:29like calls for help from a planet called New Eden.
- 12:33Oh God. Oh, what's the time stamp?
- 12:37Was it way too long ago to be helpful?
- 12:40Yeah, it was like 2 1/2 weeks ago.
- 12:42Clear notifications. And you have one, one voicemail.
- 12:49From. From New Eden.
- 12:52Oh good. Maybe we should listen to it
- 12:54before we delete it and then just delete it and pretend like
- 12:57we never heard it. Look, we have a we have an
- 13:02excuse. There was like war raging on
- 13:06this planet. Play play voicemail.
- 13:10I didn't even tell you he had voicemail.
- 13:13I didn't either. I thought that was sort of like
- 13:16an archaic thing that only old people did.
- 13:19Rangers, we we could really use some help here.
- 13:23There's some giant Moor in the sky coming to attack this
- 13:27planet, and our valuable resources cannot be misplaced.
- 13:34Phoebe is life depends on this planet being here, and we we,
- 13:40we, we cannot lose that. And we also have some very
- 13:42special projects in the works. I mean, we don't want to
- 13:46jeopardize everything we have we have built here.
- 13:49So please save us. Please.
- 13:53Phoebe, you say? Merce Merce is going to look at
- 13:56the time stamp. How long ago was this?
- 13:59Like 2 1/2 weeks ago. Max is going to push the delete
- 14:03button on. Keyboard wait, wait wait wait
- 14:05wait, Max mark on red and delete.
- 14:09OK, voicemails. Oh yeah, let's mark that as on
- 14:13red before we delete it. We never.
- 14:18Got good call. Wait, Max, isn't that the guy
- 14:23who works at FEBE with you? Max pushes delete several more
- 14:28times. Why was he on another planet?
- 14:33I, I don't want to know, man, that's I'm, I'm was just
- 14:39starting to feel good. I don't want to have to think
- 14:41about my job again. Amongst you see you have like 38
- 14:49messages. Oh fuck.
- 14:51All right. None of them are angry messages.
- 14:54The first ones like lol you you and you and Murphy are so funny
- 14:59ha ha ha ha. And then it it goes deeper into
- 15:04concern because she hasn't heard of from you from a certain
- 15:06amount of time. Can I can I quick call Sarah?
- 15:11Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK.
- 15:17We know what happened the last time you called Sarah, you just
- 15:19spoke at her and just hung up on the phone while she.
- 15:22I'm going to call her again, maybe let her speak a little bit
- 15:26this time. Hello Max.
- 15:31Hey, Sarah, I'm sorry to. See, you're OK.
- 15:35Yeah, oof. You know, we've been, we've been
- 15:39fighting this crazy war with fish people.
- 15:42Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah.
- 15:44Oh, yeah. Sarah.
- 15:45Hi, Sarah. Hi.
- 15:48Hi kids, how you doing Murphy? It was nice to meet.
- 15:54You. Hi, Sarah.
- 15:56Max. Did she say hi?
- 15:57Yeah, she said. Here it's it's on speakerphone,
- 16:00Sarah, you're on speakerphone with Spencer and Murphy.
- 16:04Hi kids, hope you're. OK.
- 16:06Hi, Sarah. We're we've been.
- 16:07Yeah, we're really disoriented. Marks of places you're gonna
- 16:11look after these children. He's doing a bad job, Sarah.
- 16:16All right. Really, really negligent.
- 16:18All right, they look, this is the, these are the kinds of like
- 16:24jokes we like to play on each other.
- 16:25Like, ha ha, oh, negligent father.
- 16:28You know, it's, it's not like I'm actually, you know, a, a OK,
- 16:35you, you know what I mean, Max. 'S point I'm the responsible 1,
- 16:38so I. Already knew you were
- 16:39responsible, mercy when when you turned my cubicle a month and a
- 16:43half ago. I'm just here for the vibes
- 16:48anyway. Oh, vibes.
- 16:50Well, Max is talking. Murphy's going to go turn on the
- 16:52fog machine and disco ball. Great.
- 16:56I, I just wanted to call you to let you know that I'm OK.
- 16:59We've been. We've been hard at work fighting
- 17:01some battles, all three of us, we've been.
- 17:04Unconscious for five weeks? You.
- 17:08Weren't supposed to say. That I just like in.
- 17:10I just like the thought that in the background there's also got
- 17:12like some techno on and it's just like.
- 17:17Spencer what a funny joke, you know, No, it's.
- 17:21Not a joke, I'm genuinely concerned.
- 17:23None of us know what happened. We just woke up.
- 17:26This is the first thing we're doing.
- 17:28Man, you know when you're when you're out here fighting wars
- 17:30against fish people and you know, blood and sweat and tears
- 17:35and all that, you know, you kind of get lost in your work.
- 17:39You know how it is at Phoebe, right?
- 17:40But you know, I think it's. Because of all the squid that
- 17:43you've been smoking. Max Squid I.
- 17:45Didn't know you saw the drugs, Max.
- 17:48Like a lot of them, he kept kind.
- 17:50Of he kept. Doing this like this weird
- 17:52racist thing where he kept asking the same guy over and
- 17:55over again for free squid. I.
- 17:58I'm like really buffed up. We keep getting in trouble on
- 18:02every single planet that we go to for space racism, space ISM
- 18:06and. OK, I just I.
- 18:09Think it's important that you have a camera?
- 18:11Spencer, I hit booze. That's true.
- 18:13They let us have booze. If that were to have happened,
- 18:17it would have only happened once and it didn't happen.
- 18:22Speed isn't a thing. OK, did you say there's a little
- 18:26buggy floats out? You fuck it, Yeah.
- 18:29Yeah, we're not on FaceTime. She can't see the Sweed, but Max
- 18:36grabs it and stuffs it back in his suit.
- 18:40OK, sorry, I'll leave you guys alone.
- 18:42You. Sound like you're really busy.
- 18:45I've got deadline to meet here Max.
- 18:46So I'll, I'll, I'll message you when I finish work, OK?
- 18:51OK, I I just wanted to say hi and I know I haven't responded
- 18:54in a while, but I just, I want to say thank you, Spencer.
- 19:03Oh, OK. She said it, but I also all
- 19:07right, have fun with work. Bye.
- 19:11That was smooth. Great job.
- 19:14Man, great job, very proud of you.
- 19:16I'm working on it. OK, I thought that was a little
- 19:19bit better than the last time. I don't know.
- 19:22You at least let her talk this time.
- 19:23It's. Hard to be worse.
- 19:25You know worse, right? I put you guys on speakerphone
- 19:28to say hi to Sarah. Not you never took us off like
- 19:31an idiot. Yeah, you, you had control over
- 19:34what happened there. You could have ended that at any
- 19:36time. While you're having this
- 19:39conversation, you hear explosions in the distance.
- 19:43Oh, I'm sure that's a good thing.
- 19:44All right, back to work. All right, folks, fun's over.
- 20:04OK. So I'm assuming you take the
- 20:06purd over it's in that direction.
- 20:08Yeah, bring us to that computer. So you end up at a place called
- 20:12the Fracture Line. It's a spiring, spiralling
- 20:15battlefield where both factions are clashing over the core.
- 20:20Basically the there's been a new area found where it goes
- 20:24straight down to the core. They don't have to go through
- 20:26the caves. It's one shaft that goes
- 20:28straight to the middle of the the core of the planet.
- 20:33Did you say 1 shaft? One shaft, yes.
- 20:36Cool one shaft on the fracture line.
- 20:39Yeah. One shaft.
- 20:40Sounds like an episode titled to me.
- 20:41That does sound like an episode titled to me as well.
- 20:45Also, just out of curiosity, would you describe this as like
- 20:48a whole or a shaft? It's about both.
- 20:52It's a whole that leads into a shaft.
- 20:55Damn, that's meta. Interesting, I can't wait to
- 21:00explore your shaft hole hybrid. It's like the best of most
- 21:06world. Yeah, from, from what you can
- 21:11see in your absence, the war has been escalated.
- 21:16Civilians are being used as Shields by both sides of the
- 21:19army. This seems like a problem.
- 21:23Seems really bad. And you can tell that there's
- 21:26something going on with the core as there's a deep thumb that you
- 21:30can hear coming from the whole shaft.
- 21:32How big is the shaft? Like is it big enough that we
- 21:35could fly the perd through it? Or is.
- 21:36It no, it's not that big. It's not that big.
- 21:39So fellers, what's the plan here?
- 21:44Are we going to, are we going to try and play peacekeeper?
- 21:46Are we going to try and just like shut down the core?
- 21:49Like what do you guys want to do?
- 21:50Well, I say we have a couple of different ways we can go about
- 21:53it. First of all, we could go and we
- 21:56could shoot and we could try and just get to the core.
- 21:58Obviously that's what we need to get to, right?
- 22:00But I don't know if that's going to stop the war.
- 22:02It might if they're not fighting over it, if we have it.
- 22:04But the problem is if we go straight to it, they might try
- 22:08and stop us getting out with it. The other option, since we're
- 22:13just sort of floating above it in the Purge, we could just drop
- 22:18out in our zords and do some shock and awe.
- 22:21Yeah, I like that idea. Yeah, and I mean, to be fair,
- 22:26like they're both using human Shields, so I know one of them
- 22:28is like fish Nazis and one of them is like, like not.
- 22:33Not sees. Lobster Nazis and like fish
- 22:37hippies. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 22:39That's what it was. But like, they're both using
- 22:42human Shields. So like they're both not great.
- 22:44So I don't feel. Bad about both sides.
- 22:46I don't feel bad about a little bit of shocking off.
- 22:49Yeah. No, I mean, things have
- 22:50devolved. Yeah.
- 22:52I just say we kill everybody, take the corps, get out of here.
- 22:56I mean even if we don't kill everybody, if we can at least
- 22:58scatter the fighting to maybe then then if we get in we can
- 23:02maybe get back out without having to fight through 2
- 23:04armies. That's true.
- 23:07With our two leggies. Nice, nice, Mark.
- 23:12We're going to workshop that one a little bit more.
- 23:14I think that's close. I don't know that one.
- 23:18That one was all right. Max.
- 23:21The fact that you think that makes means that it's just not.
- 23:25OK. I thought it was close, and I
- 23:27mean that very genuinely. I thought it was close, but it
- 23:30wasn't. Wait, I'm out of curiosity Pert,
- 23:33do you have any weapons? I have stun blasters.
- 23:38Do you have a tractor beam? No, this is not Star Trek,
- 23:43Spencer. Fuck.
- 23:46It could also be Star Wars. Didn't they outlaw that in like
- 23:49the 24th century? You're technically in the 31st
- 23:52century, but you know. Yeah.
- 23:54That's the number. Yeah, so we don't have that
- 23:56fucking technology yet. That's disappointing.
- 23:59Spencer trackers were so like 1500 years ago.
- 24:03Well, I feel like 1 would be relatively useful in this
- 24:06situation. Hey.
- 24:07Hey Purd, Do you have any nuclear armaments on board do?
- 24:12You have torpedoes. The only nuclear arm we have is
- 24:17the nuclear fission generator that powers me.
- 24:20OK, we're not going to. Yeah, we're not going.
- 24:22To yeah, we shouldn't touch that.
- 24:24No. Do you have torpedoes?
- 24:26Wait, did you say fission generator?
- 24:28Yes. We're in the 31st century.
- 24:30Have we now figured out Fusion vision?
- 24:35It's so barbaric. We were working on a budget.
- 24:39This is an old ship, Max. How old?
- 24:42I don't know. She noticed this.
- 24:43They're not Max, but we're sort of the D team.
- 24:48All right, you know what? The budget got blown on the 1st
- 24:504 ships. All right.
- 24:53I'm and to answer your question, Murphy, yes, we do have
- 24:55torpedoes. So like.
- 24:57Oh, missiles. You know we're underwater, so
- 25:00torpedoes makes more sense. So.
- 25:04We're still flying underwater so they can still do missiles.
- 25:06It's fine. Yeah, we're just floating here.
- 25:08So like we could drop down on the resorts and have the PERD,
- 25:11you know, do some carpet bombing.
- 25:13Yeah, I love a good carpet bombing.
- 25:15I think that makes sense of this scenario.
- 25:18Do we? I guess the question is, do we
- 25:20really want to try and like just mass murder an entire
- 25:24population, even if they're at war well, or should we maybe see
- 25:28if we can get them to stop? I mean maybe, maybe we try and
- 25:32get them to stop and if they don't then we carpet bomb.
- 25:35Or we just use the stun blasters on the bird.
- 25:38Yeah, I mean, I think there's a reason the bird suggested stun
- 25:41blasters first. Can we stun blast an entire
- 25:44population's worth of sea creatures?
- 25:47I could, but it would it would take a little while.
- 25:50Water is a very conductive medium, so we should be able to
- 25:55do it. That it is Spencer.
- 25:57See, I paid attention in science class.
- 26:00Good job, Spencer. Thank you.
- 26:02Well, maybe let's sort up, let's set phasers to stun, and then
- 26:07let's go from there. Bet yeah, we'll see what happens
- 26:10when we get down there, all right?
- 26:11I mean, it might just be a situation where we just have to
- 26:14go ham, but I'd like to try to avoid killing an entire planet
- 26:18again if possible. I mean, maybe if we show up with
- 26:22three Zords and a Perd and we start stunning everybody and
- 26:27we're just hey, stop fucking fighting so we can talk, maybe
- 26:32they'll listen to us. And if not, then what's a little
- 26:35bit of bombing? Maybe they'll listen to us more.
- 26:39Just remember guys, you are heroes.
- 26:43Yeah. Well.
- 26:45You know what so was? So was the United States of
- 26:48America in the 2000s, and they did a lot more of this.
- 26:55That's true. There was a lot of carpet
- 26:56bombing. I remember that from history
- 26:57class. Yeah.
- 26:58And what were they called? Daisy cutters?
- 27:00Is that what they used in the. And Spencer looks at her hand
- 27:03really fast, and there's like a hastily scrawled note, a rack
- 27:08warp. Why was that wrapped down your?
- 27:10Hand. How long did Ben seem to Spencer
- 27:15wash their hands? It's a great.
- 27:18Club she's. Not been into school for like.
- 27:25Flashback dispenser tattooing the words Iraq wore on her
- 27:28hands. Palm.
- 27:30It's the palm of her hands. God is that's fucking Canon now.
- 27:39All right, Perd, can you add tattoo removal onto like the
- 27:43next destination we go? I you know, this is the first
- 27:47time that we've noticed this and that's a little worrying.
- 27:55Did you name your fist's mission to accomplish?
- 27:57I don't think we need to talk about that now, OK.
- 28:00OK. Anyway.
- 28:02Let's let's OK, let's Zords, let's go.
- 28:06Yeah. So yeah, I guess we'll just, I
- 28:16assume there's just like a hatch we can just eject ourselves out
- 28:19of and as we fall. Just.
- 28:21Go go Ranger Zords. Yeah 100% so you you all like
- 28:27what's the fuck escape pod S blonde out of the purred and
- 28:33actually fall in all three of the summon your zords so.
- 28:38Spencer's trapping to the bottom of the ocean inside of a
- 28:41gigantic rhinoceros sword. Yeah.
- 28:44Yeah, and the strict sword and the one that I can't remember
- 28:54how to pronounce the name Zord, the Alicanto.
- 28:57That's the one That Alicanto Zord comes out and the war
- 29:01doesn't stop. People still fight and nobody's
- 29:04even paying attention to these three giant robots that have
- 29:07come out. What if we like laying in the
- 29:09middle and just like be big and imposing?
- 29:12Does anybody give a shit? No, this is this is this war is
- 29:17now the. It's like the final battle,
- 29:22basically. Perd start stunning.
- 29:25Yeah, yeah, let's let's get to work, I guess.
- 29:28Yeah, right. Who wants to roll directly
- 29:31engage a threat for the PERD? We all suck at dice.
- 29:33Fuck. Who's Yeah, I used all my luck
- 29:36for today already. There's no way in hell that I'm
- 29:38going to roll better than I have.
- 29:40Directly engage a threat? What is that?
- 29:44It is. Danger.
- 29:47Freak. I think it's plus freak.
- 29:49I shouldn't do freak, I have a -1.
- 29:52I might be good. At.
- 29:53Freak. Oh I'm good at freak.
- 29:56I have a + 2. Plus danger.
- 29:58It's plus danger. Oh, it's plus danger.
- 30:00I'm good at that. I can do it.
- 30:02I have a + 2. I rolled an 11 + 2.
- 30:05We have a 13. OK.
- 30:07My dice are on fucking fire tonight.
- 30:11Yeah, so the perv starts just blasting knees stunned bullets
- 30:17out. And you know, anybody who has a
- 30:20civilian, the civilian ends up stunned as well because the
- 30:22current travels through each of them.
- 30:26And you know, it's like 5 shots and then it has to do like a
- 30:30quick reload, five shots, quick reload.
- 30:33So you know this, if you're trying to take out the whole
- 30:36battlefield, it will take a while to to do.
- 30:40Are they attacking us at all or did they just not give a shit
- 30:42about? It they just, they don't care.
- 30:45Well, I mean, if they're not going to pay attention to us,
- 30:46let's just go steal the heart. Yeah, let's go to the hole.
- 30:49We'll see what happens. Shaft, hole, hole shaft.
- 30:53Whatever it is we're going for. It down the.
- 30:56Shaft. To the hole do we?
- 30:57Can we fit in our zords or do we have to get out?
- 31:00You cannot fit in the zords, you have to go.
- 31:03All right, well, I think this makes it even easier.
- 31:06But the zords away I guess. God, I never got to use my giant
- 31:10robot. Man, Murph, I as we're swimming
- 31:14down, I looked at Murphy and Spencer and I'm like, all right,
- 31:18depending on how big this heart is, what if one of us has the
- 31:21heart tries to swim up to the perd and the other two of us use
- 31:26the robots to cause a distraction of like, hey, we
- 31:29took your heart. If anybody's looking, if they're
- 31:32not, then we just take it and go.
- 31:35But if they are, but we. We got to it before, remember,
- 31:38it's the last thing we touched before we vanished.
- 31:39It was the the weird green the motor looking thing.
- 31:44Oh yeah. Look like one of those ancient
- 31:46combustion engines. Oh yeah, that's a something like
- 31:49that. All right, well, let's just take
- 31:51it and go. And if they stop us, then we
- 31:54can, I don't know, fan out using the giant robots, meet the perd
- 31:57in like the atmosphere or something.
- 31:59And. We'll figure it out.
- 32:02My robot doesn't fly. I would like to remind you of
- 32:04that fact. We.
- 32:06Can carry you fairly easily. Yeah, OK.
- 32:10I'll figure it out. I want one of yours to roll a
- 32:14singular D6. Singular D6, I got it.
- 32:19I don't got it. That's a one.
- 32:22OK, so as you are heading towards the whole shaft, the
- 32:26shaft hole, whatever you want to call it, scholl the Shoal.
- 32:30There you go. You here behind you, the
- 32:34mechanical purr of what sounds to be like a a tank or the fish
- 32:40equivalent of the tank, whatever that looks like.
- 32:44And it has two Gatling guns on the top, a flame thrower.
- 32:50Well, they start flame throw. It's like hot water, boiling
- 32:54water thrower. Wild.
- 32:56And it has obviously a cannon on the front and you see it heading
- 33:01towards like a group of civilians who've managed to
- 33:04escape of fish people. And the lobster people just open
- 33:09fire. And you see this group of fish
- 33:13people reverse mermaids. I'll get obliterated by this
- 33:18tank. Fuck.
- 33:20So was this this was before we'd get into the hole, right?
- 33:23Yes. Oh, we're supposed to be heroes.
- 33:28God damn it, I'll go deal with the tank.
- 33:30I can't swim anyway. I'll deal with the tank in my
- 33:33sword and the two of you go get the heart all.
- 33:35Right. Max, I think you should stay.
- 33:39I'll go in. Yeah, Spencer, you want some
- 33:43backup? I am fine without it, but if you
- 33:46are planning on staying that's fine too.
- 33:48Just don't get in my way all right?
- 33:50And Spencer's like already getting summoning her sword
- 33:53again. I think Max is going to give her
- 33:57a second swim up, summon his sword and kind of go to the
- 34:01other side. Give her some space.
- 34:04Okie, Dokie. Look at me, I learned.
- 34:07I learned how we fight. And Spencer's plan is to just
- 34:11square up directly against the tank and charge it.
- 34:28OK, we'll go to Murphy for a minute.
- 34:32So as you start going down this show, you see that it is
- 34:38littered with bodies from both sides, sides of the armies.
- 34:43Not just like one or two bodies. There's hundreds of bodies
- 34:46actually walking through. And you get to a certain point
- 34:51and you see the main lobster man, apparently.
- 34:56Yeah. Larry the Lobster, we didn't
- 34:58call it. That wasn't his original name,
- 35:00but I don't remember what his actual name was.
- 35:03And he go, and he's like, if you're here to stop me, prepare
- 35:08to die. What do you stop?
- 35:10You from what? What are you trying to do?
- 35:12Take the call. Why?
- 35:15To rule this planet. What does it do for you?
- 35:19He, he who owns the core, owns the planet.
- 35:22That's how it goes. So if I take the core, I own the
- 35:25planet, even if I don't have it, Even if I'm not on the planet.
- 35:28It seems like a really flawed logic of something that's
- 35:31movable. Well, you have to be worthy to
- 35:33move it. Oh well, what if I can move it?
- 35:37Then you can you can move it, but can you move?
- 35:40It who says? I don't know, I've not tried
- 35:44yet. Try.
- 35:46No, no, no. OK, Well, I'll tell you what.
- 35:48What do we get there? I'll let you have first crack.
- 35:50If you can move it, you can have it.
- 35:52If I can move it, I can have it. Fair.
- 35:54But what about the other fish people?
- 35:57Are there any more laughter? Did you kill them all?
- 36:00There's there's still a lot of this shaft to go.
- 36:04Well, if they can't move it, you guys are going under the
- 36:07assumption that any of you can move it.
- 36:09He has. He who is worthy has not been
- 36:12deemed yet. That's why we need to take it.
- 36:15I don't want to align myself with a lobster, but I also feel
- 36:18like, let me think about this. I got to.
- 36:21I got to figure out how I want to approach this.
- 36:37OK, we'll go back to Spence from Max.
- 36:41So guys, what? What's your plan?
- 36:44I think so. I'm looking at the Zord powers
- 36:46that I have and I have electrodynamic control.
- 36:49So it feels to me like Max goes in and just does like a like a
- 36:55bombing run. Just sends a whole bunch of
- 36:57electricity to basically stun these guys in place for long
- 37:00enough to Spencer for Spencer to knock them down.
- 37:03OK, roll a directly engaged frap please.
- 37:07That's plus danger. Yes.
- 37:10That's a 10. OK, yeah, so your bombing run is
- 37:13successful and the the stun, I'm assuming you're using stun
- 37:19disables the tank for a little bit.
- 37:22Spencer, Europe, my friend. Spencer's plan, especially now
- 37:26the tank is disabled, is to just charge it and flip it
- 37:29essentially so that it cannot work anymore.
- 37:32OK, again, roll directly. Engage your friend, my friend.
- 37:36You got it. Adding your bonuses or you doing
- 37:39your moves? No, I'm not.
- 37:41I don't need them because I roll the 12.
- 37:45Damn, your dice are hot today. They're so hot tonight.
- 37:48What the shit? These are ones that I don't
- 37:50normally use. I really have to switch my shit
- 37:52up. Yes.
- 37:55Tell me what happens. Spencer, in her behemoth sword,
- 38:01paws the ground once, twice, three times, and then just puts
- 38:06her head down and charges straight at it, horns pointed,
- 38:09and uses her horns to just flip it over onto its side like it's
- 38:13fucking nothing. And you know, the fact that
- 38:15we're underwater means that gravity is a little bit more on
- 38:17her side, and it's too easy. It's like flipping a fucking
- 38:21pancake. Yeah, and you just see all these
- 38:24lots of people like scattering to get out and then run.
- 38:29But now both of you have been have caused aggro to be directed
- 38:34at you and lots of people have started opening fire on your
- 38:38zords. Thanks for the hand Max.
- 38:42Anytime, Spence. Think we're in a deep shit now
- 38:46though. Well, let's let's see what these
- 38:50zords can do, right? Yes, Sir.
- 39:06Murphy, what are you doing, my friend?
- 39:10OK, I'm trying to just I I I have a path I want to take.
- 39:14I'm just trying to decide if I should do this move first.
- 39:19All right? Yeah, I'm going to do.
- 39:20Before I say anything, I'm going to Pierce the mask.
- 39:23Oh damn. Whoa.
- 39:25We never use that one. So plus mundane which before I
- 39:31look at the dice, what is my mundane that is +2?
- 39:34I think mundane plus. 2. 567 OK, so let's see, I get one
- 39:42question. How can I gain influence over
- 39:46Larry the Lobster? You would be able to gain
- 39:53influence over Larry the Lobster if you were to start attacking
- 40:00the fish people with him. All right, so I'm going to have
- 40:04a conversation, and part of this conversation is going to be a
- 40:07role at some point to provoke. So Murph is going to kind of get
- 40:14in this lobster's face a little bit, and he's going to go.
- 40:18What makes you think that you're more worthy than the fish
- 40:20people? You're all into provoke.
- 40:23You're trying to provoke, right? Not yet.
- 40:25I want to figure out where this conversation is going to go
- 40:27before I do. I will, but I want to see where
- 40:30this conversation is going to go before I do.
- 40:34He replied. Why?
- 40:35Why wouldn't the strong be the worthy ones on this planet?
- 40:38Why wouldn't the wise be the worthy 1?
- 40:41Because the Wise spend all their days smoking spweed.
- 40:45Hell yeah, brother. Just because their way of life
- 40:47is different than yours doesn't mean yours is the correct one.
- 40:51We need a planet that gets stuff done.
- 40:54Ever since the Great Catalyst all those years ago, things have
- 40:57been different. And what would you do if I took
- 41:00it? What would happen to the planet
- 41:02if I took the IT took the heart? Would you work together if
- 41:05there's nothing to fight over? That remains to be seen.
- 41:10OK, this is where I want to provoke.
- 41:12I want to say that I challenge you to a worthiness with you, me
- 41:17and the fish. Whoever gets it gets the heart.
- 41:20So we got to stop the war first. No more fighting, no more death.
- 41:24Roll plus superior my friend. Oh I think I have a 0 superior.
- 41:30Fuck I do that's A5. My dice are not hot.
- 41:35Nah, nothing happens and he goes I knew you were a waste of
- 41:41space. I need charges to attack.
- 42:23Music.