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Ice-Cream Of Margie (With The Light Blue Hair) (S18E07) · Four Finger Discount (Simpsons Podcast)

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  my darling, what did you do with the ice cream? That was one?
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  All of sticks? It's in that dumpster? Oh not that one?
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  Four Finger Discount dude. Welcome to four figure Discount where this week we are
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  here to review episode ajb F two two. It is ice cream of Margie
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  with the light blue hair. I'm Dano and I am guy. He's smiling
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  because we just did a little There was an error with the microphones and I
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  didn't let him do the I am guy in train. He looked at me
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  blankly, hell, and then he threw me off by going back to factory
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  settings. So I was like, I just don't know what to think.
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  Just keeping you awake. That's increasingly tough for these days. But yes,
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  I am guy. You are guy indeed, And as I said, we're
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  here to review ice cream of Margin before we get into that episode. It
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  is Halloween season. It was Halloween yesterday, as speaky and how did you
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  get any foot paths? He pies are more of our minced pires are more
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  of a Christmas thing, aren't they? They are Christmas there, Christmas thing.
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  Yeah? Yeah, how was your Halloween? My Halloween was just fine,
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  thank you very much. I went to visit my good buddy Steve.
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  Do we gave a nickname? Was it Savvy Steve? Savvy Steve? That's
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  the one. He's always have the new technology, a first adopter of technology
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  or an early adopter of tech? Was he an earlier doctor of Halloween in
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  Australia as well? Dude loves Halloween. I love who doesn't love Halloween?
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  I feel like every kid in the nineties always dreamed of having Halloween. But
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  our parents are like ecs an American thing. Yes, our parents were grumps
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  and very parochially and very like you're in Australia. We don't do Halloween in
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  Australia. It used to bother me so much. Yeah, but my good
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  buddy Steve Yep goes all out. He has a very nice house and a
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  very nice part of town and he turns it into an absolute spook house.
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  What does he do, like a decorations? Yeah, yeah, all mantor
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  decoration outside in his yard and you know, he sort of set up a
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  regular loop that was playing, you know Google Mark, you know the Wednesday
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  show. Yeah, everybody, I've not seen it, but so many Wednesday
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  Adams this year. There are a lot of Wednesdays out there. Some were
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  little girls and it was delightful. Some were teenage girls and it was confusing
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  and it was troubling because I don't want to go to jail. Uh.
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  That was it was very nice. I went over and helped out Steve because
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  yeah, there was there were a lot of Tricker treaders on the street.
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  And as I said, he goes all out. He gets in a lot
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  of Halloween candy, puts the other these terrific gift bags. I mean,
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  kids come to the door and expect, oh it's a fantastic Snickers and it's
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  like he's a gift bag full of forlies. Holy Molly. And they all
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  love the house so and they all love the all the spooky stuff. So
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  did you hand out the candy? I did? Yes, I say candy.
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  It's candy, it's lollies, lollies. Yeah. I mean Alic's been
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  saying candy. So he watched so many American shows, you know. But
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  kids now, even like myself, I feel like, will we the first
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  generation like my generation in the nineties raised on American television? Oh no no,
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  But I think when I was growing up, saying the seventies and early
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  eighties, there was still enough Australian television and I guess Australian culture racism out
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  there. Kids in the country, Hey dad, oh by speaking of there
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  getting into treble there. Yeah, you would go down the shop and you
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  would ask for, you know, twenty cents with a mixed lollies as opposed
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  to hey, you get any candy that would sort of look at you like
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  you're a weird of That was the game. I still remember going down and
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  getting like fifty cents worth of mixed lawyes, AND's like I have two lips
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  one green jelly baby. The first on account is like, motherfucker, you
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  know you're in trouble when you're that's right, I've got fifty cents. I'm
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  getting out of the big bag. Yeah, oh dear, the cost of
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  living has just put the guybosh on all that. But you're getting a bag
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  of most lawieres. Was just an absolute treat. And this is the kind
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  of treat that that these kids who went to Steve's Halloween spook House got last
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  night. So that was great, it was, It was really really nice.
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  I tried to last minute a little. Can you tell me your story
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  for you finish your story and I'll take what I was gonna do. Oh
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  okay. The other thing is we mentioned there were a lot of Wednesday Adams
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  out there. There are a lot of trade's out there. Now this might
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  have been like a I think it was just dass knock enough from work.
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  It wasn't actually or the workplace particularly, you know, building sites are getting
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  a lot more inclusive because it was essentially I saw a lot of teenage girls
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  dressed as trade's, like with the high viz and maybe that is what's joining
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  the pandaverse and now like you know what we need to do learn how to
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  do shit well lose daughter Audrey the Lovely Louise's daughter. It was one of
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  these. She was, you know, Freddie rand in a high vis vest
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  and also brought a pair of those trades undies and was like wearing the moutside
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  of dants. So sorry, that's got probably gonna be embarrassing for her.
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  But I did see our man Charlie Clawson from TOFOP and other amazing podcasts.
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  Two guys, one cup? Is that what it is? I believe?
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  So yeah, yeah, yeah, I've not listened to apologies Charlie, but
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  did see him say all your kids out there dress for Halloween in your footy
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  gear. You need to have a good art look at yourself. And I
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  was like, Alie, it was considering. I'm like, what's roving your
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  footing gear? It's like your team might be a horror show, buddy borrow.
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  Charlie follows the saint look. He may well have been of a mind
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  that's like, are you gonna put on a costume for Halloween? Put on
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  a costume for Halloween as opposed to borrowing your dad's or your mom's high viz
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  or is getting it your footy jumper? Well maybe you should consider that when
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  he dresses up a disgrunted old man hiding behind a Twitter profile. What a
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  burn from the course. We love Charlie great Man. We're gonna have them
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  on the show again, hopefully someday. Hopefully, someday I'll get to go
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  on to his show again one day, probably not after that, thanks a
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  much. But you were about to say about last night's Halloween, because when
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  you were recording this on the first of November, so after Halloween, Yeah,
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  not as spooky. What spooky has seen the mess you have to clean
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  up the day after. That's that's the spooky part of today. First,
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  it's the first day of the month. It is indeed new Billboard day listeners
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  will be able to tell from the lack of pauses and edits and all that
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  kind of stuff. The dann on our are in the same room again,
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  We're stund to make every show in the same room. I think. Moving
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  forward, yeah, I've overcome my fear of the road cast, but still,
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  and it was a genuine fear I was. I was, generally so
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  we recorded the first edition of the movie guys we've mitched in like years last
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  Monday. I think it was well a couple of nights ago. Couple nights
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  ago. Yeah, so today is Wednesdays. Yeah, record the the review
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  of the Fog for the movie Guys, which is available on our Patreon.
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  If you're not a member of our patreon, you should be. Yeah.
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  And I was like, Guys, I can't hear Poppy or something that you
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  could hear us. The microphone was plugged in and you had the roadcastle pluged
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  into the laptop. And normally when you plugged roadcast into the laptop, we
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  can't explain why, it just makes everything stop working right correct, but it
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  was not doing it this time. And then you still had your headphones connected
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  to your laptop and I was like, you know, it's a bit of
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  a delay. And I was like, oh, there's a there's an echo.
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  And I was like yeah, but if the roadcast is working, then
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  on your laptop, just use the headphones on the roadcast. You're like,
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  I'm not doing nothing, and I was like, there was this fear.
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  I'm not unplugging the headphones. I'm I'm not fucking with it. That's exactly
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  what I said, because honestly, when this started to happen, when we
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  had this technical issue, I could feel you getting frustrated was getting me frustrated
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  and also just no, I wasn't frustrated. I was just confused. I'm
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  like, I can't work out why this is happening. It doesn't make sense
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  because it happened to you as well, didn't It happened to me once and
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  then I fixed it, And it's happened to me to a friend of the
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  show, elliot Jo O'Neil once and he did the same thing I did and
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  it fixed it straight away. And You're like, I'm doing this and it's
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  not working. I'm like, yeah, okay, So that means you're getting
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  frustrated that not at you though, just at the situation. Well, I'm
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  part of the situation. But it's better being in the same room it is.
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  Yeah, don't you let us know you guys. Simpson's the mailback at
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  gmail dot com. Have you know the last couple of shows have been more
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  energetic and more free flowing and tangent filled. It's because I'm on meth.
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  Yeah, that's well, he is from Geelong. We're here though, to
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  talk about the front door. Yes, talking about Halloween and your front door,
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  which is a mess at the moment. Yeah, this either looks like
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  Halloween or a crime scene. Bones and shit everywhere. So what I was
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  like, I was like, you know what, I was gonna do my
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  spooky mask out and put a blanket up over the front and sad and to
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  review down and spook the shit out of kids when they come around the front,
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  because we've got like a pillar. After all, the kids have been
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  spoken the shit out of your house by kicking in your gart no, right,
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  yeah, anyway, so I'll try to keet this blanket up. And
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  for some reason, it's just been so windy lately, right and yesterday I
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  put it up in the wind, just like I'll try and hold it down
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  with chairs. It didn't really work. Rocks didn't really work. And I
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  was like, well, I'll put some sticky tape on there as well,
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  try to like keep this blanket up on the front little porch area. I
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  go to pick up Alliott, come back and the sheets halfway down the street
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  and it's just shit everywhere. I was like, well, it looks like
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  I'm just getting the Scooby Doo out for that again. So yeah, so
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  I tried to do. But next year what I want to do is,
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  as I said, I've got like that pillar at the front and you can
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  sort of make people come around the pillar to come into the front porch if
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  you block off the front entrance. Well, so I'm going to have like
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  an enter if you dare, and I'm going to actually scare kids. But
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  do you feel bad about scaring kids now? Talloween's part of the fun,
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  right, Nicholas like, I don't scare the kids, and I was like,
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  like them, Well, there's a difference between traumatizing and a little bit
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  of a I said, enter if you dare. And again, one other
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  thing that you find folks should know. I don't know if this is providing
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  too much of a glimpse behind the curtain, but we're going to be recording
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  two episodes back to back today. Yeah, we're getting because basically one of
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  the pictures for Patreon is that we if you're a supporter of ours, you
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  get the show a week early. And since we've been back from England,
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  it's just been one thing af from another, and we haven't You've basically been
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  getting on the free feed the show at the same time a few hours later,
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  but pretty much the same day as the Patreon but now supporters so once
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  again going to get the show a week early, which is why we're doing
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  the back to back now. Indeed, and the reason I mentioned that is
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  because you know, we're about to talk about ice cream Marjie, but then
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  after that we're going to do the It's not the Horde couple, the ha
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  Horde couple, and the b plot in that has is skipping ahead a little
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  bit. Homer reading Lisa a Harry Potter knockoff novel that ends with spoiler the
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  death of a certain character, Gray Stash. That was one of my tribute
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  questions. Actually, no, it was one of my trivia questions early on,
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  and then it was kind of like, it's pretty obvious. So they're
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  repeating this guy's name a lot. What color is Marge's hair? You think,
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  oh, they're only going to say this once. I'll be able to
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  catch the end of it. And it was like they keep saying it,
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  Yeah, they keep saying it. But I did like that be plot.
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  I think it's even more relatable now with binge watching shows. Oh absolutely,
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  I can't wait to get into that one. Yeah, but yeah, it
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  sort of talks about how Homer's trying to basically not traumatize Lisa by covering up
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  this the death of this character. But you need that in fiction, I
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  think. And we'll talk about that more. And we like the couple and
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  I almost saw it as sort of like block your ears kids cut the Sander
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  situation, where it's just like, I'm just gonna you know, she said
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  it's gonna be end of her childhood and I like that. Homer thought ahead
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  and went, I don't know, Okay, I'm not going to ruin this
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  for her, you know. And he created this ending not because he was
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  trying to be a dick about it. No, he created his ending for
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  himself. It was all about Jamie's bond and Start wasn'ting with that. Big
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  was trying to protect her, and I was like, this is nice.
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  That's not touched. Yes, yeah, but nothing about that episode. We
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  hand to talk about ice Cream of Margie right. This episode was written by
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  Carolyn Amine, and I'm speaking to Carolyn tomorrow. I was about to say
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  a friend of the pod, yeah for four Finger Discount Extra and legitimate friend
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  of the Pods. Supposed to me just being snargy and trying to get people
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  on board. She'll she'll be on next week's episode of four Finger Discount Extra.
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  Basically she has written someone. When you think of post Golden Euro she's
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  written the best episodes. It might be like she wrote hallowin of Horror.
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  She wrote this episode as well. She wrote the one that I uh there
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  was like two three weeks ago, which made me genuinely cry. One of
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  the new episodes. I I can't recall what was the top of my head,
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  but she wrote this episode here. And I haven't spoken to you about
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  this episode, but and I know this episode has a they had to make
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  another margin, an arguing episode, but I think the way they that Karen
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  handled that that in this episode is so much more superior to the way they've
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  handled in previous episodes. And that it wasn't Homer being a dick to cause
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  the situation right, and once it had happened, he did all he could
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  to It's kind of like the episode where they stuck the landing and they ended
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  up with Homer saying I'm driving home drunk and Mars just accepted it. He
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  did everything he could to make it up to her, and his reasonings behind
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  it made sense. I didn't think Home was at all, in any way
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  really a dick in this episode. I think he certainly had some dickish moments.
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  Yeah, but in the March situation, in what way was what he
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  did was crashing into the popsicles. It wasn't being a dick. He just
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  he fucked up. It was just it was a buffoon fuck up. That
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  wasn't him going out of his way to be selfish. He just he was
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  trying to get there in time. Yeah, and made a wrong choice.
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  That's true. There was a bit of sort of punch telegraphing where you could
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  you could see it and hear it when Marge's like, now it's at three
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  o'clock home, are you going to be here? Right? And it's like,
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  well, he's certainly not going to be here. Why is that going
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  to be the case? At least it wasn't because he tried to get pissed
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  at most instead or something. It was shit, I was trying to make
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  more money for the family. Oh shit, I'm late, I better get
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  home. And he did see an opportunity and decided to take it, and
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  it wasn't he's making money. Well, that's true, and circumstances did did
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  conspire against him, So yeah, that's understandable. But at the same time,
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  m I've written down. They didn't. They didn't need the line about
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  where he says something along the lines of excuse me for having enormous flaws and
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  that I don't work on Yeah's. That didn't fit this because I was like,
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  the that's the end of the of the break right. He came out
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  from commercials him saying, look, I'm sorry, Marge. You know I
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  did this because I was trying to make more money for you. And the
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  best thing about me doing this was I got to bring home the sticks and
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  seeing you smile when you were working this other stuff. And I was like,
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  why did you have him say that line? Then? Don't point out
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  how horrible this character has been in recent episodes. Just stick the landing.
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  Maybe that's what angered Slash. Upset me about it because I've written down,
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  Oh fuck off with these apologies. It makes me think less of Homer and
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  mar Yeah, because they followed up from the commercial. It wasn't needed because
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  he wasn't being a dick after. It wasn't like after the commercial was like,
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  well scoo you, Marge. All I was trying to do is help
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  this family. Well, if you don't like it, then I'm out of
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  here. It was like, look, Marge, I'm really sorry. Can
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  you please listen and let me explain why this happened. I think initially,
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  when he's on the other side of the bedroom door and trying to explain and
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  all that, you know, it wasn't really ringing true to me. At
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  least it wasn't until he started taking the polaroids and sliding them under the door
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  to show me how sad he was. But I feel like, even I
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  know what you're saying with him, He's like, you want to come cook
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  dinner? I really like lasagna? Yeah I would. That could be taken
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  out of a season seven episodes. It doesn't feel all that dickish. Feels
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  pretty dickish to me, does it. Yeah? Yeah, I mean,
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  but Homer's doesn't. Look at the episode where Homer, where Kirk and Luan
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  split up, right, let's just go back to a Homer and Marge split
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  up angle, right. She leaves him hot dogs throwing in the fridge because
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  he's just he's being a dick and he comes home and just expects him to
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  cook for him. So he's always been this way. It's not like this
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  is a new trait of Homer. I guess not. I know, yeah,
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  but it just feels like we're getting sort of more and more of the
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  same thing lately. And even when it's presented with a little bit more nuanced
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  and sensitivity, like front of the Pod Caroline has here, I don't know,
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  it still feels like, yeah, but we're traveling down the same road,
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  even if the road, even if the ride's a little smoother this time,
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  if you know what I mean. I don't think this episode needed the
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  Homer March split up angle. I would have liked to a different, different
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  take this in a different direction, yeah, because they were working so well
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  as a team. It was, and it wasn't like the carpentry episode where
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  he was benefiting from her hard work. They were both doing because he I
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  really liked the ice cream angle, and I like that she explained why he
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  wasn't he got fired at least at least they explained he got fired right so
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  we had the time to do it, and they gave me he had the
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  severance pace you could buy the ice cream truck and things like that. And
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  it does seem like a selfish thing at first because he's using his money,
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  but he's good at his job. Well yeah, yeah, I mean this
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  manufactured conflict. At the very end with ruining Marge's art exhibition, it just
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  felt like, oh, yeah, we're gonna have to introduce some element of
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  risk or what's gonna happen or whatever, even though we sort of know how
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  it is going to wrap up. I don't know. It just didn't sit
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  all that well with me. No, I wasn't throwing tomatoes at the television
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  or anything like that. I just did feel it feel a little bit like
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  in my notes, I literally had again with the Homer and Marge splitting up
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  angle. Maybe he could have gone and I guess this kind of rings too
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  true to the Pretzel episode. But maybe Homer gets in trouble for something with
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  the mafia or they know, they tell you you can't do it anymore,
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  and then that way he can't supply the sticks is off. I think it
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  needs some external yeah hazard to Homer in Marge's relationship or the other ice cream
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  guys in Springfield. It's like, hey, what are you doing? Yeah?
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  Exactly Like there's a movie I love, a very low key Scottish comedy
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  actually called comfort and joy which are the comforting it is and joyful it is
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  both of those things. I mean, it sounds Christmas and it is kind
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  of set at Christmas, and I tend to watch it around that time.
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  But the just over this, you've got this sort of breakfast DJ who you
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  love the idea of being in a DJ. I feel like that's your dream
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  life that you just never got to experience. It is even during the fog,
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  you're like, Stevie, that's my job, man, that should have
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  been me, small coastal town station. Live with the dream. It's fantastic
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  sort of doing it via podcasting now, but it gets caught up in the
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  in this mob war between two like mister Softy ice cream vendors, and they're
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  basically using mafia techniques on each other. Track it down, if you can
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  find it, it could have been maybe you could have gone. I'm not
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  saying this episode needed to be changed, but maybe you could have as an
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  alternative. The weather gets cold, no one wants to buy I scream in
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  your yeah, and Homer, I know, does something to try and build
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  up the sales or I don't know. So then he needs again that's the
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  that's the Pretsal episode against he needs the mafia's help to help fund him so
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  he can get more sticks out. I don't know, but I just didn't
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  at first when we had Homer Marge arguing and Home was such a dick about
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  it. In that moment, I was like, Oh, no, Caroline,
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  You're usually better than this. But I thought, because if you think
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  if he didn't react that way in that scene, do you think you would
• 19:11
  have cared as much about the Marge being annoyed at homework? It didn't split
• 19:15
  up right, No. I thought her anger towards him was a little bit
• 19:19
  unfair, to be honest, because it's not he did it deliberately. She
• 19:22
  gave him no chance to explain him. So I understand the frustration, but
• 19:26
  it's not like he went out of his way too fuck it up for it.
• 19:27
  It's like you destroyed my dreams that It's like. Look to Caroline's credits,
• 19:33
  and I'm not just saying this because she's on the show next week.
• 19:34
  It might be listening to this episode. But I think she did a very
• 19:41
  good job of sort of laying the groundwork for Marge feeling a bit underappreciated,
• 19:45
  a little unfulfilled by way of the open show and all these women who were
• 19:51
  achieving all this great stuff, and by the way, that was also a
• 19:53
  pretty good, pretty neat thing about she sort of pre predicted the whole girl
• 19:59
  boss lega. She phenomenal legacy and munch, which I thought pedoph well at
• 20:03
  the end with the with the legawi was a lega. We Yeah, actually
• 20:07
  that was really nice. So again I'm not blowing smoky Carolyn. That was
• 20:11
  actually really well mane Okay, Karen is honestly my favorite writer post gold Near
• 20:15
  of the Simpsons. And you know what's incredibley, I'm going to bring this
• 20:17
  up in that conversation. I could not believe this, right she was until
• 20:22
  I think it's like I look at my notes, like season seventeen or something
• 20:25
  something like that. It's been crazy like that, despite the pilot and one
• 20:29
  episode in season two, I think it's three eyes, two eyes whatever it
• 20:32
  is the one that the fish oh no, no, yeah, Mohoma has
• 20:34
  the fugu. I think besides those those two episodes, the pilot and that
• 20:37
  one there, Carolyn Amina is the only female to write to have a solo
• 20:42
  credit on a Simpsons episode who isn't related to as either by being a sister
• 20:48
  or married to a male staff member until like season seventeen. That is fucking
• 20:52
  wild. Right, that is a bit wild. They did not hire,
• 20:55
  they did not give a solo writing credit to a female who wasn't related to
• 20:59
  a staffman. That's mental that does not get discussed often enough. Lift your
• 21:03
  game, Well they have, they have. It's only to like maybe like
• 21:07
  twenty eighteen that they started to see a difference. But I'm like, that's
• 21:11
  a huge stat right, it is seventeen seasons and only one episode that by
• 21:17
  a woman who the two at the start, yes, who wasn't related.
• 21:21
  By being like who wasn't in the bow case, that's that's not cool.
• 21:26
  I really would love to hear her thoughts on that, because I just think
• 21:29
  it's crazy. Tune in for that episode. Yes, that's what I'm going
• 21:32
  to bring up in our my interview with Karen on next week's episode of four.
• 21:36
  Depending wherever you listen to if you're a patron, will be next week
• 21:38
  if you're not somewhere down the load somewhere. Yeah, but I thought that
• 21:42
  that laid the groundwork really well for Marge feeling gum, Yeah, unfulfilled,
• 21:48
  and yeah, she's found this outlet and she's found and she's getting validation and
• 21:52
  appreciation for it and for it to be wrecked in the way that it was.
• 21:56
  Look, I think it justifies her response because yeah, I don't think
• 22:00
  it's it's a natural knee jerk reaction to having something you've built up broken down.
• 22:04
  Yeah, very quickly. So she's great at what writing the March episodes,
• 22:08
  Carolyn min I'm looking at for her episodes here, she wrote little Big
• 22:11
  Mum, right, which is where Marge hurts her legs and she's it's a
• 22:15
  scheme. She came up with super sexy Fanders. So she also wrote Night
• 22:21
  of the Dolphin, the treos of horror with the Dolphin episode like that one's
• 22:23
  great triple threat. She wrote your episode triple threat that she's got a big
• 22:30
  fan in Hernhill. Yeah, a star is torn the Lisa home so that
• 22:33
  we liked where he was her coaches. But yeah, and this is the
• 22:37
  next one, ice Cream of Margie. But just the one she wrote recently,
• 22:41
  What was it? This is the one that got you tearing up?
• 22:44
  Yeah, it's not on the list here they haven't updated a Wikipedia page.
• 22:47
  Damn you all right, Simpsons season thirty five. I apologies Karen if not
• 22:51
  remember it off by heart, but it is a fantastic episode. I highly.
• 22:53
  Everyone going and watching it is called a mid Childhood Night's Dream, and
• 22:57
  if you are a parent of a kid who is just about to enter kindergarten,
• 23:00
  you will watch it and you will cry your eyes out. I'm none
• 23:03
  of those things. So what set up the story was that she was asked
• 23:07
  during a panel where the Simpsons cars were all part of this panel, which
• 23:11
  was hosted by Yardley Smith during COVID right, they sort of did over zoom
• 23:14
  and Yardly said, what advice would you give Marge Carolyn, as the mother
• 23:18
  of a ten year old boy? What would you give it to her?
• 23:19
  And she couldn't think of anything at the time. Then over time she's learnt
• 23:22
  that cherish every moment because ten years old is when your boys don't want you
• 23:26
  to hug them anymore. And that's sort of like the theme of this episode
• 23:30
  of Marge fearing losing her child because he's not a child anymore. It's beautiful,
• 23:34
  honestly. Check it out a Mid Childhood Nights stream. It'll be available
• 23:37
  today actually and two Australians on Disney Plus because we're about two or three weeks
• 23:41
  behind. But every Wednesday now on Disney Plus we got new episodes so mid
• 23:45
  Childhood Nights Dream will be airing today, So we'll be aboule right now on
• 23:48
  Disney Plus as you listen to this, so check it out. All right.
• 23:49
  So another thing I want to mention about this episode was the idea of
• 23:53
  being the ice cream man, don't lie. It's one of those jobs we've
• 23:56
  always pondered what would that be like, trying around like what's the job for
• 24:00
  you? Where've just like, you know, you see the guy at Eastern
• 24:03
  Beach here in Jeelong driving the Thomas the Tank and you're like, what a
• 24:06
  job just driving Thomas up and down the beach. Yeah. Yeah, there's
• 24:11
  the the famous train in Melbourne puffing Billy. Yeah, it's sort of like
• 24:15
  a mini train. Just bring enjoy. Yeah, because yeah, no one's
• 24:18
  up. No one's upset when they see the ice crim No, no one's
• 24:22
  upset when they're riding little Thomas the Tank engine on the Gelong waterfront. Ye,
• 24:26
  which I looked at him like have they paid the rights for this?
• 24:27
  Because this is this is blatant Clayton copyright, but it's been there forever.
• 24:33
  It's probably like the Polish knockoff version Tomash. Yeah. Well I saw I
• 24:37
  think it was last year, maybe the year before. Mo've even been during
• 24:40
  COVID. Actually they was selling the business. Oh and they sold it,
• 24:45
  and I think it was like one hundred and thirty thousand. I was like,
• 24:47
  it seems like a lot, but think of how much money you make
• 24:49
  doing this. True, I think it's like seven dollars per person a ride.
• 24:53
  That fucking thing's full every time it goes up and down the beach.
• 24:56
  It's like you make it one hundred bucks a ride, mate. True,
• 25:00
  it's a fuel driven it's not electric vehicle. Is this? I have no
• 25:03
  idea what could be electric? I'm just wondering what your overhead would be like.
• 25:06
  The cats would definitely claim something that money, right, Oh yeah,
• 25:11
  of course hand gestures signifying money. Great audio, Well done, guy,
• 25:17
  we're quite how long how long you've been podcasts? I went about three seconds
• 25:19
  quite there, and all the fans like, what are you talking about?
• 25:25
  Oh God? I could feel the reflex because I was about to say it
• 25:27
  as well. I can feel on the shoulders they're about to go. There's
• 25:30
  I thought. It was also very early two thousands, very nostalgic for me,
• 25:34
  this episode with the pimp my ride. I was about to say,
• 25:37
  this is the most two thousands episode that ever two thousand ALIG, which I
• 25:41
  thought was awesome. I really liked that. I mean, it's just it
• 25:44
  was such a flashback to my childhood. O. My childhood, but like
• 25:45
  my early teens was just like absolutely the li G Show was everything. Mate
• 25:51
  was marvelous. But I mean doing those two things back to back with all
• 25:56
  the Pimp My Ride for sort of visuals and get your freak on playing Break
• 26:00
  One by the great Missy Elliott and then yeah, going to the LG things
• 26:03
  like but but you know, it feels dated. But also those things are
• 26:08
  so iconic that I don't feel like it feels data in the negative way like
• 26:14
  it kind of does. But like if you live through that year, you
• 26:15
  just like, holy shit, true true. I mean, I don't know.
• 26:19
  I've talked about the nostalgia cycle and how it's usually maybe twenty years when
• 26:23
  you after something happens that you start to go, ah, you really appreciate
• 26:27
  it, unless of course it was really part of your tire. Because Pip
• 26:33
  My Ride was one of those reality shows that will always be fun to watch
• 26:36
  in my opinion, like it's never going to feel out of date, like
• 26:37
  watching exhibit just fix up carps. Apparently there was an episode where they juiced
• 26:44
  up a Yeah, I've never seen that one. And also the l G.
• 26:48
  I haven't gone backing movies at Alig for a long time. It probably
• 26:51
  wouldn't work as well today. I don't think a lot of it, although
• 26:56
  just does bor it stand up today. It does. Actually what he's meant
• 27:00
  to be just ridiculous that he is, and he's also basically hanging other people
• 27:03
  out to dry just by them revealing their own sort of prejudices and byes,
• 27:07
  and they got stuff by I know. I keep shilling the Netflix documentary Beckham,
• 27:12
  but there's a great bit on It's watched two episodes of it. Have
• 27:15
  you seen the bit where they actually are being interviewed by Alig No. I
• 27:19
  think Posha Ha's just had like their first son. That's a flashback one here.
• 27:23
  Yeah. Yeah, he's saying something about oh damn it. I forgot
• 27:26
  the exact game, but it's just a great bait and switch because they're talking
• 27:30
  about all right, so you know he's clearly he's not shitting his pants or
• 27:34
  something like that. Yeah, it must be fun leaving with David and Beckham
• 27:40
  to his credit sort of just takes it on the chin as he does.
• 27:42
  But I'm sorry, I really balls up that gay. But it's a you
• 27:45
  think you're talking about the baby shit and his nappies, but yeah, basically
• 27:48
  it's basically, oh, yeah, you've got this child. Oh, by
• 27:52
  the way, yes he's the child is David Beckham my favorite? What were
• 27:56
  your favorite moments from Ice Scream of Margie? Look? A few good visual
• 28:00
  gags. I really liked the ice cream scoop at the grave. Yeah,
• 28:06
  that was pretty neat. Yeah, so that was quite funny. I really
• 28:08
  liked Marge shooting the two six shoots. Yeah, on the e not the
• 28:14
  yard, the Texas the Texas billionaires helping her out with that thought, that
• 28:18
  was pretty neat. Some good one liners. Homer's joke about serving wood or
• 28:23
  giving wood, what a one liner, pretty racy. And a couple in
• 28:27
  the next one as well, the whole a couple. I was like,
• 28:30
  boy, oh boy, millhouse isn't in the millhouse one? Watching him,
• 28:33
  I was like, how did that sneak through? And Crusty's joke about one
• 28:40
  man Joe on Broadway one man wait to see it a true story? That's
• 28:44
  great. You just love Crussy saying true story, true story, and once
• 28:48
  again they've they've really gone all out with the soundtrack budget because a lot of
• 28:52
  music in this but they fit perfectly as well. They really fucking called it
• 28:56
  home. I looked driving down at the Hill with Money for Nothing playing.
• 29:00
  That's one of the greatest opening rifts of all time when it comes to rock
• 29:03
  music. He sort of is it better after hearing Sting saying I want or
• 29:08
  do you think just cutting into I think like that build up and it's like
• 29:11
  you need the build Yeah, you need the build I mean, it works
• 29:15
  pretty well by itself, but the build up is what makes it. They
• 29:18
  say it at Live Aid and Sting was there, so he did the Eye's
• 29:21
  fucking so cool. I think I saw Diastrates live around that. Yeah,
• 29:26
  yeah, I think that was one of the first concerts actually ever went to.
• 29:29
  I always loved their is it Walk of Life? You can't you can't
• 29:34
  not be smiling when listened to that. So yeah, pretty good band,
• 29:38
  Pretty good, Yeah, pretty good. But it just seems like a hopo
• 29:41
  who just picked up a guitar one day, and it's just like, look,
• 29:45
  he was so fucking good. Well, I thing, I mean it's
• 29:48
  This was unintended, but again part of the whole unified theory of four finger
• 29:51
  discount. I mentioned Comfort and Enjoy earlier. Yeah, it's by going named
• 29:55
  Bill Forsyth, who must have been pretty cool with Mark Knopfler because of Darstreids's
• 30:00
  music appears and Comfort and Joy. And also Mark Knopfler did the iconic and
• 30:04
  probably one of the best soundtrack cuts of all the time. He did the
• 30:08
  theme for Local hero Oh Shit Yeah, which is just a fantastic piece of
• 30:14
  music and one that I've just loved for decades and decades. So there we
• 30:17
  are it all times. But the other great piece of music, and this
• 30:21
  was, of course what we know from King of the Hill Feels So Good
• 30:25
  by Chuck Manji, an aptly named piece of music because it just makes you
• 30:29
  feel good when you hear it. It really does. It's just so mellow.
• 30:33
  It's it is the Dictionary definition of mellow. Now I get the feeling
• 30:37
  that you didn't like this scene, but I love the homo poloid scene.
• 30:41
  I love me. I liked that, okay, just the me. Last
• 30:45
  week was the cat Fanunds stands and it took the photo of the cat Foyd
• 30:47
  down the stands that like. I just love that he backed it up with
• 30:49
  a photo of the cat. It's a rule of three's plus three A.
• 30:53
  Yeah, it's just it's one of my favorite I say, post Golden ear
• 30:57
  at moments. I just this is an old time of me. I love
• 31:00
  this. I love this moment. I remember when I first I remember watched
• 31:02
  this when I first aired The Home of the ice Cream Truck. This is
• 31:06
  one of my favorites post season twelve episodes without this is definitely, in my
• 31:08
  opinion, the best episode of season eighteen so far. Okay, I wouldn't
• 31:12
  go quite that far, but I mean, what did you enjoy more from
• 31:15
  season eighteen? Do you think that's a really good question. I mean,
• 31:17
  we're seven episodes in. I'm gonna have to go back. I'll flick through
• 31:19
  here. The answer is not g I do. That was dog shit please
• 31:26
  some I don't hammer them, which was similar to this, except he was
• 31:29
  like mooching off of Marger's skills. Jasey and the Pussycats, I met the
• 31:32
  chef and the wife and the homer was pretty good. Yes, I think
• 31:33
  that was the one that was a good one. Yeah, and we've had
• 31:37
  I think this is and I quite like Mowen Lisa, but then that's this.
• 31:40
  This is better molor Lisa. I think it might because that last week
• 31:41
  felt like they built a story around guest stars. True. True, I
• 31:47
  get your points, Mo, and Lisa is very much in my in my
• 31:51
  wheelhouse though. So, I mean that's stuff that I enjoyed. I just
• 31:53
  always saw this as one of Homer's escapades that seemed believable. I just love
• 31:57
  it when he's good at something. True. Yeah, I mean I didn't
• 32:01
  feel like, you know, when he's going to do the arm contest,
• 32:05
  the armiss and just shit like that, And it's like, what was the
• 32:07
  point of this? Where this one felt like it made sense? It feels
• 32:10
  a little more organic. You're right. I mean one of the rules of
• 32:14
  reviewing is you review what you've got, not what you want it to be.
• 32:19
  And I must have met there are times when I was watching this,
• 32:21
  Gume, I would have done that a bit differently, or you should have
• 32:22
  maybe done it like that, Carolina me eh, but no, we got
• 32:28
  what we got, and look, you enjoyed it. I didn't enjoy it
• 32:30
  as much, but I didn't dislike it. Yeah, So this has always
• 32:34
  been one of my favorites for me. Yeah, I also loved Homer driving
• 32:37
  away from the kids. How do your kids want? Next question? You
• 32:43
  there eating the paste. Yes, it's trivia time, which means it is
• 32:46
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• 32:51
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  keep this show in your ears every single week. All right, mister Davis
• 34:01
  hit you with your first question when you were playing. Is it called Cincinnati
• 34:06
  time Wasted? That's what they were playing. Yeah, but someone else called
• 34:09
  it roll o something. Yeah, it's a rollo polo. Yeah, what
• 34:14
  do you yell when you are passing the coffee? That she didn't write it
• 34:15
  down, No, that's what home. We got the two minutes of tickles
• 34:19
  for that's correct. You yell hot pot, hot pot. My first question
• 34:22
  is mister Burns punishes them for not being like working as a team. He
• 34:25
  tells me to do how many towels fifty twelve fifty twelves? Yes, would
• 34:30
  be so dizzy. In Professor Stein's book Life Beyond Wife, how about that's
• 34:36
  my question? How many examples are providing a name of the book? Oh,
• 34:38
  okay, sorry, how many examples are provided? Is it eight?
• 34:42
  It is indeed eight? Yeah. The shock of Opal again guy doing a
• 34:45
  face that no one has any idea what he's doing. So good it is
• 34:47
  audio. I thought he was about to have a fit. I mainly did
• 34:52
  that because it was one of my favorite moments. It didn't quite get to
• 34:54
  I love the reaction shot and then the call back to the reaction shot.
• 34:58
  It reminded me of Troy mclaurin's like the Dormit the Juicer. Uh, your
• 35:06
  next question, and well, my final one, because the Life Behind Wife
• 35:09
  was Beyond Wife was one of mine. I've got Snake is in the helicopter
• 35:14
  and he says there's a tie up on where Oh, I only got this
• 35:19
  because it was a trivia note on the Wikipedia page, because there's something,
• 35:22
  there's something to it. Was it like the one O two and the five
• 35:23
  oh four? Oh? It was not pretty close. It's like one I
• 35:27
  one slash four O five, so not you get the right numbers just lexi
• 35:32
  but with numbers one one four five interchange. Interchange between the one O one
• 35:37
  and the four O five freeways is actually in Sherman Oaks, California. There
• 35:39
  we go. Did you want another question me one more than we get into
• 35:44
  a review? Okay, that's fine. It's also related to that chase.
• 35:49
  How many other channels were showing the chase before ken Brookman got on board six
• 35:55
  five once again holding my hand, I thought, you wake it, Ads,
• 35:58
  you just hold up your hand. I'm like, say the number.
• 36:01
  Well, it was channels two, four, five, seven, and sixty
• 36:05
  three. There we go. The original edit of ice Cream of Margin with
• 36:07
  the Light Blue Hair was November twenty sixth, two thousand and six. By
• 36:10
  the way, yeah, we did an aborted recording where we started to as
• 36:16
  we mentioned, we it was a bit of a problem with the level,
• 36:20
  so we restarted. Because Dan it's a perfectionist, good on it, but
• 36:23
  he was saying, Hey, ice Cream of Jeanie with the light blue hair.
• 36:27
  That's a play on what And did I say ice cream of Genie?
• 36:30
  Oh? Well, Margie, but it's a play on a song called I
• 36:35
  Dream of Jeannie with the Light brown hair. Yes, And then they took
• 36:38
  that title and they turned into the show I Dream of Jeanie. That's dead.
• 36:44
  That the five o'clock or five thirty PM special in light Channel nine.
• 36:47
  Was it that a Brady Bunch or Bewitched? You know? The other great
• 36:51
  thing about living in the nineties and being a teenager, well a teenager in
• 36:54
  a twenty something you went out and partied all night watching that middle of them.
• 37:00
  They turned the I Dream of Genie theme into like a house track no
• 37:04
  ship. Yeah, but they also did it with the Sesame Street theme.
• 37:07
  Really and may have told me this that would have gone fucking off. It
• 37:10
  was to use the term of today's youth a banger. Well, it was
• 37:17
  very much tune, but they spelled it sesamease treats. And I was like,
• 37:23
  oh, no, ecstasy, Oh I get it. Sorry, that
• 37:30
  was my Russell Brand imitation. We can't do those these days. No,
• 37:35
  If you know he's your best friend. That's true. Do you want to
• 37:37
  hear a really great anecdote? And they got jokes lately. But the episode
• 37:47
  kicks off with Bart and he's wasting the cereals only eating the clown heads.
• 37:51
  Ali is very much like this, you know, just I think every kid
• 37:53
  has a little particular thing where they's like, I only want the red eminem
• 37:57
  you know what I mean. It loves red Emms's his favorite car. I'm
• 37:59
  like, just eat them. Was like, I just want the red one.
• 38:01
  Oh my god, He's going to be a rock star with his rider.
• 38:07
  I'm sorry jumping ahead to the next episode. Were to do after this,
• 38:08
  but one of my favorite bits in that in the upcoming episode The Whoreharde
• 38:13
  Couple is when Lisa finds like a marshmallow vein in the ice cream. I
• 38:17
  used to want to say this for that review. Maybe you could do that.
• 38:24
  It's my favorite moments from the next episode coming Attraction A. Stay tuned
• 38:32
  for the next something we teased them, We've teased them. No, no,
• 38:37
  we'll tease them. We'll do it in the next episode. Okay,
• 38:39
  fine, the next episode. Let's me teasing damn it. But the only
• 38:46
  it's the eyes of the lobsters, and Marge says, you know, your
• 38:50
  father works so hard to pay for all this cereal and everything, and it
• 38:53
  cuts to home. I just goofing off at work and it reminded me of
• 38:55
  just Ad FOURD. You know, just add for This is the kind of
• 38:58
  shit we do. We wouldn't necessarily run around on that chairs, but we
• 39:00
  just fucked around. This is why Ford closed in Well, we knew it
• 39:05
  was closing, so we're just like, what's the point in trying. We're
• 39:07
  going to lose their jobs anyway. That was literally the mentality was like they're
• 39:08
  gonna they can't fire us now basically unless like you do something drastically wrong,
• 39:13
  you can't be fired because of the union. And basically it's like we're going
• 39:17
  to do that job in two years. Let's just mooch as actually began,
• 39:20
  all right. So yeah, Dane's handing out pirated copies of The Fantastic four
• 39:23
  to Glenn the oh yeah, the Lovely Nerd. Yeah yeah, what did
• 39:28
  we mention that was that last week's show? Was it on four Finger of
• 39:30
  Discount or was it on one of our patron shows? Because this is a
• 39:32
  good reason to become a Patriot because we're talking. I can't remember what it
• 39:35
  was. I think it was last week's show. Why were we talking about
• 39:38
  the Fantastic Four? Why were we talking about them? That's a good question.
• 39:43
  We talk. We weren't talking about it during the south Park episode.
• 39:45
  No, no, no, it was before that. Yeah, because I've
• 39:47
  put it out there. It was one of our reviews. Listeners, we're
• 39:51
  churning out so much material for you. We're not sure if it was in
• 39:55
  the last four finger discount. But if it was, let us know in
• 39:58
  a mailbag. Let us know since the mail back at gm out dot com.
• 40:01
  But yeah, just four it was just it's just a his state.
• 40:04
  I was about to say it reminded you of pop culture, except you were
• 40:07
  actually doing work there. It wasn't really, But yeah, Rollo polo Cincinnati
• 40:12
  time ways. I'm sure there's a gag there that's just lost on us.
• 40:14
  The whole Cincinnati time waste. I don't really. I think Cincinnati is just
• 40:16
  a fun name to say. Maybe, yeah, I like saying it.
• 40:22
  But Homer, he gets the penalty in two minutes of tickles. I love
• 40:23
  that when they left, he'll still going, that's what happens. You been
• 40:27
  tickled you just you're in the zone. Yeah, residual tickle you feel like
• 40:30
  you've been tickled, Like Nicola. If I just got this to her,
• 40:32
  she just freaks out, like what his way my fingers is pretending I'm going
• 40:35
  to tickle her like Alliot as well. But I just hold my my fingers
• 40:37
  here. He's like, don't tickle me. And I hold my fingers in
• 40:39
  near his neck and he's like, stop it. Stop, I'm not touching
• 40:42
  you, stop it. Stop, help me. Good lord. I don't
• 40:50
  know. I mean, I guess I am. I haven't tickled in such
• 40:53
  a long term. Lou will always say, you know, like I'll be
• 40:58
  getting friendly. She like that's tickling, and I'm like, okay. A
• 41:02
  little side note. Last night, the kids weren't here right niggas went to
• 41:06
  bed a bit earlier because I was doing some editing, went to bed off
• 41:08
  in the bed. She was asleep. So I just sort of like sometimes
• 41:10
  sort of top on the back, say hey, bab me in bed or
• 41:12
  whatever. I went back. She was just like, eh, buzzed me
• 41:15
  away. I could fire. And then this morning I was like, you
• 41:16
  buzzed me. She was like, I can't be how we can with what
• 41:20
  I do when I'm asleep and I'm just She's like she doesn't remember it,
• 41:22
  but I'm not. You literally just like, hm, shoot, holy valid,
• 41:28
  don't touch me. Yeah, the birds arrives and yes, and he
• 41:32
  tells he fires something, doesn't he because he's distracted here with the ice Cream
• 41:37
  Man music. But that is literally just every single I'd know it's women.
• 41:40
  But man, if you hear the ice cream music, time stops for a
• 41:44
  second. Well, we're just talking about pop culture a moment ago. I
• 41:46
  mean, we would have the snack Man. What do we used to call
• 41:52
  it? Food truck or chuck wagon? Was it chuck wagon? Yeah?
• 42:00
  When that rocked up, was like all right to stop working. Everyone just
• 42:02
  stopped. Everyone stopped mid mid something and they had a nice selection, including
• 42:09
  fruit pass. They did have fruit pires, which I really enjoyed. I
• 42:13
  had a chicken salad roll. It's just like a weird flash. But now
• 42:15
  you have those things where it's like there was such a part of your life
• 42:16
  every day and you're like, I completely forgot about that. Oh yeah,
• 42:19
  you just want a food truck. It was like seven dollars for this kick
• 42:22
  ass chicken salad roll, to the point where they'd always sell out of him.
• 42:24
  I bottom every day. The food truck lady would always like keep it
• 42:28
  aside from me, and everyone would be like, motherfucker, I'd skipped the
• 42:30
  cue. She's like, I've got it here for you, and everyone's like,
• 42:34
  we'll lineing out. Membership has its privilege, Yeah, get in line.
• 42:38
  But yeah, so yeah, that was a good good memories food trucks.
• 42:42
  Yeah, but you gets distracted by the by the music, thinks mister
• 42:45
  Burns is an ice cream mix him gets fired As a result. Mister Burns
• 42:47
  yells at everybody else with being show boaters and makes them to fifty twelves.
• 42:51
  Then Homer. He runs to the ice cream man and it orders a butter
• 42:53
  crusted Choco Rocket. Yeah. Guy, I was like, guy really wants
• 42:58
  his ice cream? Guy? Really, that sounds dope. Butter crusted?
• 43:01
  Oh yeah, whats the butter crusted ice cream? Though? I don't know.
• 43:06
  I'm assuming its like butter scotch, but a scotch maybe. Yeah.
• 43:08
  I just love the the wacky names of ice creams though, that make him
• 43:12
  sound even more delicious. Chuckle rocket, But words like that. Whoever came
• 43:17
  up with these terms earned their money. Yeah, Like butterscotch. Oh,
• 43:22
  that sounds good. Caramel, cookies and cream. It sounds good to say.
• 43:27
  Yeah, it sounds good coming out of your mouth, and it feels
• 43:30
  even better going into you amount honey come, Oh my god, it wasn't
• 43:34
  an ice cream flavor. That's just the thing. That's the thing. It
• 43:37
  sounds delicious. Who put chocolate on top of it? Is absolute genius,
• 43:39
  mister Cabrey. The violet crumble, that's the nest. What's the crunchy and
• 43:45
  there's a crunchy. Yeah, Violet crumble is the one. Are you vi
• 43:47
  crumble man? Yes? Yeah. It's a real big debate about that Violet
• 43:51
  crumble or crunching. My dad prefers violet crumbles. I'm a violet crumble guy.
• 43:53
  Yeah. I mean there's not It's just a chocolate's on the outlet.
• 43:57
  That's the difference, really, isn't it. Oh No, I mean the
• 43:59
  crunch she is more sort of honey comby. Oh, it's a bit more
• 44:02
  sort of like bubbly. Yeah, whereas the stuff on the inside, the
• 44:07
  Violet crumbler is a bit more crunchy. If you were in Australia, I
• 44:12
  highly recommend just getting the like the home brand Honeycomb chocolate. Oh delicious.
• 44:17
  It's like two dollars a bag at which I believe it's Woolworths. Have it.
• 44:22
  Yeah, it's It's awesome if you're just going for a cheap chocolate honeycomb
• 44:25
  to do it. By the way, one of our learned patrons, I
• 44:30
  forgotten who it was, but they we were talking about woolies the other day
• 44:34
  and they talked about the American wool Works, which is kind of more like
• 44:37
  it seemed more like a kmart. Talia could have been Talia, but she's
• 44:40
  an American, but she's still was. It was Italian and records it was
• 44:45
  I think it was Tarlia and Riquez. I think they had woolworfs, right,
• 44:49
  yeah, yeah, that is not the Woolwors that we had. No,
• 44:52
  Our Woolworths is like a supermarket, yes, and this was more like
• 44:55
  a kmart. Yep, because Woolwors used to be called Safeway here in Australia.
• 45:00
  There's one left that still has a Safeway sign. I'm gonna go visit.
• 45:02
  Call it the last Popbuster. But you thanks for bringing that to attention
• 45:07
  and tell you omer there you are. What does my best costumer want today
• 45:12
  when butter Cristal Chuco rocket Please, I wish I had more customers like you.
• 45:16
  I'm barely scraping by. Yeah, this economy is tough on everyone.
• 45:22
  Change one hundred. Sure, that's one fifty one seventy five, two dollars
• 45:30
  ninety nine fifty ninety nine seventy five. But now the economy, it'd be
• 45:45
  tough. Women don't be shopping. No, women be careful when they be
• 45:50
  shopping. Get me more careful. What did like Safeway the other day in
• 45:52
  Portlake? Just you when you go to the Safeway just to call in.
• 45:57
  Gave a few things. It's like sixty dollars, And I'm like, how
• 46:00
  did this about? His sixty dollars? Yeah? I mean I only filled
• 46:04
  one bag and it was something like sixty seventy bucks. And I don't think
• 46:07
  I had too many high end items in there. It just I don't know
• 46:10
  what happens, man, It's weird. Yeah, the economy is for smarter
• 46:15
  and more ruthless people than us. But the old man who drives the ice
• 46:19
  cream truck, he has a heart attack, giving Homer all the change.
• 46:22
  What's his name? Max? That was gonna be one of my trivia questions,
• 46:24
  and then it was like they're showing his name again on the big graystone.
• 46:29
  It's Max's funeral, and the ice cream men are all dropping the dirt
• 46:31
  in with the scoops, as you said, which was a pretty nice touch.
• 46:36
  You must be Homer. Max told you about me. Oh yes,
• 46:40
  Max loved to talk about his work. How he bored me. And now
• 46:47
  I'm left with nothing but my lover and this worthless truck. Wait a minute,
• 46:54
  you don't want the truck. I need a job, you need money.
• 46:59
  I'm fly with servants. Pay you'll buy Max's truck. Why doesn't he
• 47:02
  needed Oh right, what the wife? Oh he bored me with his stories.
• 47:08
  They all have. Now is my lover And I thought that was actually
• 47:12
  pretty funny. And it's worthless truck, and Homer agrees, you know,
• 47:15
  to buy it with his severance pays. You know you need to get rid
• 47:19
  of this truck. I want a truck off with the money. Blah blah
• 47:21
  blah. He buys it and he shows the kids, and I just like
• 47:23
  this next three minutes with the get your freak on and just the it just
• 47:27
  flashbacks to pit my ride. It was one of those. It was like
• 47:29
  the one of the earlier reality shows and MTV wasn't it before it really had
• 47:32
  a hand, Yeah, because you had pit my Ride Remember punked Ashton That
• 47:38
  was another big one. Jack Ass was I guess it was kind of reaction
• 47:40
  with that. Was that on MTV? It wasn't TV? Yeah, Well,
• 47:44
  the early MTV reality shows were a lot of fun, and then it
• 47:46
  just just just became guys picking a girl at eight and just the same ship
• 47:51
  over and over again, just kind of like you know, Rock of Love
• 47:53
  and all those useless I know you don't you have all those useless shows?
• 47:59
  Certainly do Did you watch the Milf one? Yeah, Milk Manner, Yeah,
• 48:02
  I heard it was all right, it was so bad it was good.
• 48:06
  Yeah, okay. I thought the funniest thing was and I talked about
• 48:09
  this with some film nerd buddies on social media. One of them shows up
• 48:14
  halfway through and I'm like, this one looks familiar. And it turns out
• 48:17
  that she was like the lead in a couple of the Nightmare of El Street
• 48:20
  movie. Oh wow, It's like, oh, now she's on Milf Maner.
• 48:23
  I wonder if she does like those twenty to one specials now, whether
• 48:25
  it say so and so from not marown elm Street or so and so from
• 48:29
  milf Maner. Well, what do you think a better claim to fame now?
• 48:30
  I think probably still Night Mari. Now, I don't have to do
• 48:32
  it in a second season manner. If I do, I'll watch it.
• 48:36
  Yeah, but this is where it gets stressed up in the most unusual way,
• 48:39
  much like ali G, which you know it's purely just a visual gag.
• 48:44
  But I got a kick out of it because in two thousand and six
• 48:45
  this was was Alig was still big. Yeah. Absolutely, I feel Alige
• 48:50
  maybe a little bit earlier. What two thousand and three ish Lig first call?
• 48:53
  I feel like I watched it before I finished high school. Alij LG
• 48:55
  felt very sort of turn of the six thousand. Yeah. When I first
• 48:59
  started, Wow, yeah, so it was three so finish in two thousand
• 49:01
  and three. I didn't realize it was in that early. I wasn't allowed
• 49:04
  to watch ust to Catha go to my mate's place to watch it. It's
• 49:06
  read ninety two percent on Rotten Tomatoes. So I guess people still enjoy it.
• 49:09
  But that was what really puts such a Barra con on the map,
• 49:12
  wasn't it? It did absolutely Yeah, there'd been no borrowed if there was
• 49:14
  no Ali g show. But yeah, so he's put on the ice creaman
• 49:17
  gear and he's now officially an ice cream man March. Meanwhile, he is
• 49:21
  watching Opel Welcome back Today. We're celebrating women who didn't waste their lives being
• 49:27
  mommies. Professor Stein tell us about your book Life Beyond Wife. Well,
• 49:32
  Opal, it's about women who want to breastfeed their own dreams and change the
• 49:37
  poopy diapers of fulfillment. I call it leaving your legas she does this book
• 49:46
  have any examples? Yes, eight. And as you were saying earlier,
• 49:51
  Opel's shot face and when they call back to it at the end, it
• 49:55
  was so good yep. And as I call it, munchie, she just
• 50:00
  feels down about herself. Now, look, were they show just designed to
• 50:01
  make people feel bad for being housewives? I don't think so. No,
• 50:05
  because did they empower housewives? It's like or they just empowered the women in
• 50:10
  general? Because I never watched Oprah. But what was the point of the
• 50:14
  Oprah Show? Was it? It was a bit of everything. Really.
• 50:20
  She seemed to me growing up, she was the one who used to get
• 50:22
  all the big name interviews, and I think she you know, she's there's
• 50:24
  a reason Oprah Winfrey is Oprah Winfrey. I mean she's very like you must
• 50:28
  be likable, yeah, and a very empathetic presence, but also a pretty
• 50:32
  good journalist. I mean she started as a journal but before bullship became a
• 50:37
  I don't know, what do you call it, a talk show host.
• 50:39
  I felt like she was running the world for a while. But like,
• 50:42
  you don't hear about her anymore? Does she still do the odd special here
• 50:45
  and there. I think she's reached that stage where it's kind of like,
• 50:47
  look, Oprah's doing stuff and you know, we don't even need to talk
• 50:51
  about it because it's just happening. Yeah, okay, yeah, but yeah.
• 50:53
  I mean, for the best of my recolation, I never really watched
• 50:55
  it all that much, but it was like a combination of things. Occasionally,
• 50:59
  get like a celebrity interview, and you're right, it usually be some
• 51:01
  big name, or it would be this is the thing that everybody's talking about.
• 51:06
  Here's an expert, and let's talk about it and let's you know,
• 51:07
  get some people in and the moment for me that stands out for my childhood,
• 51:13
  maybe as even my teens. Was Tom Cruise on the couch. That's
• 51:15
  the standout for me, Like when he was dating Candy Holmes and it was
• 51:19
  like you're watching out. I was like, is this the most manufactured pis
• 51:22
  don't you've ever seen in your life? Or what? I think? Everything
• 51:24
  Tom Cruise does is very It's got one eye on the well, both eyes
• 51:30
  on the prize. Probably Yeah. So yeah, Oprah asked these questions,
• 51:34
  please, Tom's really happy let everybody know. But I think the other thing
• 51:42
  was Oprah was also very open about the hardship that she'd gone through in her
• 51:49
  life. In various ways. She acted as well. Right, she did.
• 51:52
  She was in the original Spielberg movie The Color Purple, and a few
• 51:55
  others. Didn't she get nominated for she did? Yeah? Yeah, been
• 52:00
  not a bad actors. I mean she's got a lot going for a repel
• 52:04
  winfree. She doesn't need me saying add a girl we mentioned her recently where
• 52:08
  it's just like you go to her show and it's just like, yeah,
• 52:13
  than it was what we're also saying, how much it would suck to be
• 52:17
  coming the next day. It's like do we get close to It's like went
• 52:22
  to give away cards once, how do you go back anything else? I
• 52:24
  feel like that I've forgotten her name from the from the retirement cas can I
• 52:29
  come to what was her name? I can't remember? Well, did we
• 52:31
  talk? It was that Dorothy? She won Best Supporting Actress. She win
• 52:36
  the Best Worning Actress. I believe the color purple or was it nominated Best
• 52:39
  Supporting Actress? Don't Best Supporting Actress. It would have been around eighty six
• 52:45
  six. Yeah, well I don't know eighty six looking up now, Angelica
• 52:47
  Hudson for Prizzi's Honor, Angelica Houston for Pritzy's Honor. Yeah, the Houston
• 52:52
  is Hustin. He has a Houston is okay. Yeah, we apologies to
• 52:54
  Angelica, but yeah, okay, she must be nominated for it Best Sporty
• 52:58
  Actor, which would have been a yes in ninety six, A big deal.
• 53:00
  Oh absolutely. I mean I think it was one of her first roles.
• 53:04
  Yeah, if not her first role. Yeah? Was she Oprah at
• 53:07
  that point? No, but she was becoming Oprah. She's coming up there.
• 53:09
  I mean, it was really in the early nineties that it was like,
• 53:13
  oh, okay, this person's someone to be reckoned with. I really
• 53:16
  liked this scene. Was very relatable for me with March feels down and she
• 53:20
  says, I've got the show for it is this clean floor, the dog
• 53:22
  runs through, the kids and they met their dirty show. Well, I'm
• 53:23
  like, this is literally my life. Now. You get to the point
• 53:25
  where I don't know if any of you other parents out there who are home
• 53:29
  during the day when you clean the house, do you have a mentality of
• 53:31
  what's the point? Like I prefer to clean when the kids are in bed
• 53:35
  because at least you can look at it for a few moments and go yeah,
• 53:39
  Because if you clean it during the day, I can't relax and watch
• 53:43
  TV if the house is a mess. Right, So if I clean house
• 53:45
  during the day, the kids come home, they mess it up, I've
• 53:47
  then got to clean it again. Now I'm just like, but I want
• 53:50
  Nickel to come home to It's like a catching I want Nickel to come home
• 53:52
  to a clean house. But I also don't have to clean the house twice.
• 53:54
  I'm just like, ah, so I do like the the bam minium,
• 53:58
  So I'm like, like, do the dishes, put the washing out,
• 54:00
  vacuum the floor, do those essentials. When it comes to actually getting
• 54:02
  shit put away, I'm like, I'm just going to do that, and
• 54:05
  Nicholas sort of She's lived this, she's lived this, she gets it.
• 54:07
  She's like, look, I don't care if I don't come home. If
• 54:09
  I come home in the house is messy, you know what I mean?
• 54:12
  Just as long as you're not in a shitting mood. I'm like, yes,
• 54:15
  as lowly, as long as you've made dinner. She walks and she's
• 54:16
  like, where's my dinner? That's the firs. She don't even kiss me
• 54:19
  anymore. She doesn't say hello, nothing. The first thing she says,
• 54:21
  where's my dinner? You need one of those. That's sad life. I
• 54:22
  live in here. I kiss the cook, don't made me tap the sun.
• 54:30
  But yes, so the kids have messed up. Marg's feeling down now.
• 54:32
  She feels like she's got nothing to show for her life except for the
• 54:35
  fact that she just cleaned the house. Meanwhile, it's really hot outside.
• 54:37
  The kids can't even decide what to do. Nothing come and bring up enough
• 54:40
  energy to punch Martin, but eventually does. Homie then arrives with the money
• 54:45
  for nothing playing and I love the disclaimer as well. Product contains neither ice
• 54:49
  nor kareem Ma contain trace elements of Mexican cheese. Do not consume unified.
• 54:57
  Everyone always uses this as a meme these days. But I'm a une tard.
• 55:00
  I'm not sold on this gag from Ralph. I'm a unitard. Yeah,
• 55:04
  I don't think much of it either, And it sort of came and
• 55:06
  went, I'm not not the R word, but even just insinuating that word,
• 55:09
  I don't like it. I just don't like it. Yeah, putting
• 55:12
  tard on the end as well, you're basically you're saying it without saying.
• 55:15
  Well, we mentioned it last week when they had Let's get it started for
• 55:17
  the for the book, for the for the products. Right, it's like,
• 55:20
  thank god they used the right version, which is a better version.
• 55:23
  It is a better version, as we've said. Yeah, but then there's
• 55:27
  a kid who once they eats a mars cans latose intolerant. I didn't mind
• 55:30
  Homer because they go too far with him making fun of his bracelet, right,
• 55:34
  but Homer just misunderstanding that he's meaning of intolerant. I didn't mind.
• 55:38
  That was okay, yeah, I mean, but then you have a boyfriend.
• 55:43
  I was like, oh, you didn't. You went too far.
• 55:44
  You went too far. Although I mean, I'm guessing your pale. And
• 55:50
  now my buddy Carolyn Amine sort of turned it back on itself with you know,
• 55:53
  like him calling out intolerance, then being intolerant, and then it's got
• 55:59
  a little cherry on top with like ooh, who's your worn't oh, doctor
• 56:00
  Osterburg, which I thought was actually bringing their gag. I initially thought,
• 56:06
  oh god, more gay panic than nothing, says mid two thousands, like
• 56:08
  this. We did it last week with Moe and Lisa when he caught it
• 56:12
  was literally the same joke when he made fun of Mo for having feelings the
• 56:15
  poems, oh you have what is it? You have feelings or whatever?
• 56:20
  And I'm like, oh, I don't like this at all. There's no
• 56:22
  need for it. But Homer, he is excited how to go to work,
• 56:24
  and I'm just like, it's kind of like me. It's just like,
• 56:25
  I'm excited to do my job now. For a long time I just
• 56:29
  wasn't. And Marge's, you know, she's glad. You know, look
• 56:34
  glad. You know what's glad me? And yeah, Marge says she was
• 56:38
  a legacy of some kind, and he, you know, she says,
• 56:43
  sorry of her life. He gets the popsicle, I get the stick and
• 56:45
  I was like, oh, that's a bit bleak but true in a sense.
• 56:47
  But she makes a structure of Maggie and a hammer says folk art's my
• 56:51
  favorite folk medium. And what was the whole Will America accept the British James
• 56:55
  Bond? Hadn't it been a British James Bond already at this point? Yeah?
• 56:59
  I think is he just an idiot? He's just an idiot? Okay,
• 57:02
  sorry when was this? Was this two thousand and six? Yeah,
• 57:06
  I don't know if they just announced Daniel Craig, but Pross oh yeah,
• 57:09
  yeah. But the other thing, I mean during when they announced Daniel Craig,
• 57:14
  and there were a few people going, oh, so angry they were.
• 57:17
  But he's blonde, It's like, and James blond. He doesn't he
• 57:28
  doesn't have doork here they did the gym, it does look like him,
• 57:31
  and it's like, and now a woman what money alls out? And then
• 57:39
  we get the montage of her making all the various structures, and I like
• 57:43
  that. Two weeks later with the postacles, yeah, and it's broke from
• 57:45
  doing his news report about the high speed chase, which was just a version
• 57:50
  just the reason to have him in the air. I guess, oh,
• 57:52
  there you habit people at the Sweet Morley Safer? Do I see a telegenic
• 57:57
  housewife making art out of popsicle sticks? This baby down? I smell soft?
• 58:02
  News man, I'd like to feature you on my award submitted segment,
• 58:08
  Kent Brockman's can Trusting People? Really? Do you think people would be interested
• 58:14
  in me? I do. I love play on words like that. I'm
• 58:17
  a big fan of that. At the same time, I'm always a little
• 58:22
  curious about the reporter whose general job is to do like the human interest story
• 58:28
  on Springfield how that? Seriously the intro of that where the sushi falls in
• 58:32
  the water is one of the greatest moments in the history. But I mean
• 58:38
  there's some there's a reporter on one of the commercial news stations here in Australia,
• 58:44
  which network it might be nine, but it's usually covering, like,
• 58:47
  you know, the very human interest stories, but very much making himself,
• 58:52
  kind of like didn't want to squirrel when a chicken chase after him? Could
• 58:54
  well be oh or was that Stevie Jacobs, the weather guy? I don't
• 58:59
  know. There was some chicken chase after a going like screamed and ran away
• 59:02
  literally squealed. I know there was one where someone was like holding up a
• 59:06
  turkey and the turkey maybe it was that would, which was kind of hilarious
• 59:10
  because birds are just terrifying of any kind. I've got crows living around my
• 59:16
  house, like they've basically taken up residents. Occasionally they'll be in the backyard
• 59:22
  crows. I'm not fucking with them. No, I've got the utmost respect
• 59:24
  for them. But I mean I came out one day and they were actually
• 59:28
  like feasting on the dead body. Even you mentioned this, actually yeah,
• 59:30
  and I was like whoa. I wasn't like, oh, get out of
• 59:34
  here. I was like, you do your thing, because you never know.
• 59:37
  I saw nothing. Whatever gets you through the night. Crows, but
• 59:43
  it's kind of like you walk out there and they all just turned look at
• 59:45
  you. It's like ship morning guards. You needing? Okay, very good?
• 59:54
  But yeah, I mean I just find that I find that kind of
• 59:58
  news reporter interesting because I mean it was like, did you start off wanting
• 1:00:00
  to be like, you know, all the president's men wood would't burn steam
• 1:00:04
  type, you know, busting hard news or you know, wouldn't I would
• 1:00:07
  so live from the Gava strip it's more Gaza strips. I'd rather do soft
• 1:00:10
  news though, like it just yeah, doing stories about puppies being rescued from
• 1:00:15
  fucking burning trees. It's much more fun than I think, so yeah,
• 1:00:19
  doing real news. Look, I mean I started off as a journalist,
• 1:00:22
  and like a real journalist, I I just didn't have the aptitude for it.
• 1:00:27
  Yeah, I mean not attitude. I mean I could do it,
• 1:00:30
  but I think it takes a very specific personality type and I didn't have that
• 1:00:32
  type. I never understood why they all have the same voice. Oh yeah,
• 1:00:37
  It's like they all put on this very serious voice and it's like just
• 1:00:40
  talk man, but yourself. Oh yeah, absolutely. I don't know whether
• 1:00:44
  it's sort of like a thing that you had to do. It's just expected.
• 1:00:47
  It's become I mean, it's evolved over the years, certainly. I
• 1:00:51
  mean there's nothing I like more than doing that kind of ayes. Yeah,
• 1:00:53
  and that's what you'd hear, you know, usually when Guy Davis for the
• 1:00:57
  ABC. But yeah, now, but it's not quite as formal as that,
• 1:01:01
  but it's still very to know. This happened in yeah tonight. The
• 1:01:06
  person was murdered in Melbourne and then this happened back to you. Imagine every
• 1:01:08
  night great report, But imagine if you did every news reporters, Hi and
• 1:01:15
  my dad here at Skill Stadium. Like if you say in that Trey Parker
• 1:01:16
  news reporter voice, everyone would tune in today, Buddy was found in the
• 1:01:24
  river bad bad luck Falla. But Brock was giving you a news report,
• 1:01:34
  and why and how come are you doing this much building all these structures with
• 1:01:37
  your political am I that's basically the same question, right, yes, asking
• 1:01:43
  why and how can same question r So yeah, she says, you know,
• 1:01:51
  when you die, I want something left behind to say I was here.
• 1:01:53
  I imagine I think we all want that you can relate to that.
• 1:01:58
  It's like I want something left behind where people I was told to Nicola the
• 1:02:00
  other I bet my nan right, And it's like if we don't bring up
• 1:02:05
  my name's memories and things about it, it's like she'll just be forgotten.
• 1:02:07
  You know that she didn't like do anything in her life that will sort of
• 1:02:10
  be remembered by the wide wider community. So it's like, if it's up
• 1:02:14
  to us to keep her, Ali is like he's starting to sort of forget
• 1:02:16
  her, and I'm like, oh, I've gotta keep reminding him because he
• 1:02:19
  probably will forget it because she passed away when he was like two, so
• 1:02:22
  he probably won't remember. I'm just luckily. I'm just glad that we've got
• 1:02:24
  the videos with her holding him and things like that, because he won't have
• 1:02:29
  any actual memories of her, and it's like it's up to us now to
• 1:02:30
  make sure her memory lives on. Oh yeah, absolutely, yeah. I
• 1:02:32
  mean, look, I've thought many times, as you know, you've got
• 1:02:37
  the podcast. Now you know that's true, although all these articles in papers
• 1:02:42
  they aren't true. Yeah, I mean, as a as a currently unmarried
• 1:02:45
  man with no children. M yet, yes, it could be one of
• 1:02:50
  those Charlie Chaplin lady in life father. No, that's not going to happen.
• 1:02:53
  I've got not that. I've got no Ice. Milanie is the best
• 1:03:01
  kind of baby, because that's me. Yeah, I mean, I've I've
• 1:03:07
  often thought I better get around to run that novel, otherwise no one's gonna
• 1:03:10
  know that guy that was even his You've got that novel, You've got that
• 1:03:13
  sitcom script, you've got about the radio station, you've got the idea about
• 1:03:17
  what's his face shorthand short round and Brendan Fraser. Someone said this on the
• 1:03:27
  website formerly known as Twitter the other day, now known as the X.
• 1:03:30
  We just call it Twitter. Everyone calls it Twitter. I think they're going
• 1:03:31
  to go back to Twitter. I going to have to eventually. And someone
• 1:03:38
  art adjacent was talking about AI is going to come up with ideas and that's
• 1:03:42
  it now then with screw its, Like someone very wise wrote, yeah,
• 1:03:46
  everyone has ideas. Art is not ideas. Art is actually taking the time
• 1:03:52
  to take that idea and grow it, nurture it, shape it, turn
• 1:03:55
  it into something. Yeah you know, Oh yeah that's right, because I
• 1:04:00
  mean, like I just, like I said, guy's got plenty of ideas.
• 1:04:02
  Guys just kind of lazy and doesn't really put the work into shaping them
• 1:04:08
  into actual things, kind of like when you're like, I'll put this in
• 1:04:10
  the Patreon group this week. I was going to do that for the Fog
• 1:04:15
  because because it coincided with Spooky season doing the hands because Janet Lee is in
• 1:04:23
  the Fog, the mother of Jamie Lee Curtis. And yeah, yeah she's
• 1:04:28
  Kathy Williams. She's the mayor. Is that her mum? Yeah, we
• 1:04:31
  didn't discuss that on the pot I was trying to, but Mitch just kept
• 1:04:34
  talking over me. Mitch, bloody hell. I blame him, and I
• 1:04:38
  blame you for not being more of an EMC. I didn't. I tried,
• 1:04:43
  just like you did. Great, you did very well. Um.
• 1:04:46
  But there is a picture I mean, because I think I did refer to
• 1:04:51
  Oh no, I called Adrian Bubo a five alarm spoke show. But the
• 1:04:56
  fog is full of hot ladies. And Janet Lye in her youth was just
• 1:05:00
  like, I'm sorry, absolute dream girl. And there's a picture of the
• 1:05:04
  Halloween and sort of like a witch's outfit generally was kind of shapely, And
• 1:05:09
  I'm like, how did we get to this conversation? What's what's led to
• 1:05:12
  this? I was gonna put this in the I was gonna put that picture
• 1:05:15
  in the patron where because I just like talking about just like what is happening
• 1:05:21
  here. I'm gonna I'm gonna find the picture and I'm going to show it
• 1:05:24
  to Brendan down. Okay, can you show me the picture. I've got
• 1:05:26
  two miss calls. I'm just looking at that at the time of this podcast
• 1:05:29
  that we didn't get a move on. Yeah, okay, we're backing this
• 1:05:32
  up. You keep talking. But yeah, so brokuns Dunny's news report,
• 1:05:38
  and she says that she just wants to be remembered. Basically, she wants
• 1:05:40
  to do something that matters and human feelings expressed by human Emo's standing there appreciating
• 1:05:45
  his structure gets really weird. So March bales on him. Then Hammer brings
• 1:05:47
  Marge heaps of sticks. Honey, I brought you more sticks. This is
• 1:05:53
  the most fun I've ever had giving you would only this sculp thing has made
• 1:05:58
  me feel so fulfilled. I'm as hopeful and full of wife as I was
• 1:06:01
  in the years before I met you. It's good to see you smile again.
• 1:06:05
  I was lonely being happy all by myself. Wow, no one's gonna
• 1:06:10
  be lonely tonight. Let me just put in some romantic music. Hey,
• 1:06:25
  we get the whole night, baby, let's low things down. Oh.
• 1:06:38
  Then the rich textan arrives. He wants to finance a fancy schmancy art show
• 1:06:42
  for March in her front yard. Could she have done this with out of
• 1:06:44
  money? That's true, She's just put the structures in the front yard.
• 1:06:47
  How does this fancy smashy as show? It is not. I'll just just
• 1:06:51
  torn on me not what how did she just move these from the backyard to
• 1:06:57
  the front yard? Yeah, Texas Billion, they lift your game. Yeah,
• 1:07:02
  but Marge fires a gun to the air and excitement and shoot on the
• 1:07:05
  Yeah not the ha. Crusty then says that he he can't Marge can't use
• 1:07:10
  his lightness, so she changes it to TV clown and it mentions the one
• 1:07:14
  man Broadway that you're discussing earlier. And Marge doesn't want Homer to go to
• 1:07:16
  work. She needs him here for the emotional support. And plus you make
• 1:07:19
  a crowd, a small crowd look huge because he's huge behind. And this
• 1:07:23
  is a great line if kids discover the link between eating right and feeling good.
• 1:07:26
  That I'm screwed, and he says, you don't worry, I will
• 1:07:30
  be back in time for the start of the show, and you're like,
• 1:07:31
  I know he's not going to be correct. It's kind of like when you
• 1:07:36
  don't see someone die on a TV show, you know you're not there.
• 1:07:40
  Didn't see the body. Yeah, that's true, though you've got to see
• 1:07:42
  the body. Yeah. Yeah, which Stranger Things spoiler for Stranger Things.
• 1:07:45
  It's old enough now I can talk about it. That reveal of Will in
• 1:07:48
  the water is one of the best cooks. At the end of an episode,
• 1:07:51
  for like a death that I can remember, Oh yeah, they went
• 1:07:55
  there and having heroes playing in the background, that's say, some stranger of
• 1:08:00
  things. It's so fucking good. I'm pretty cool with stranger things across the
• 1:08:03
  board. I mean, it's one of those things where it's like it's it's
• 1:08:06
  same, same it is, but it's usually pretty well done when it's that.
• 1:08:11
  I think. My only issue with it is they tend to sort of
• 1:08:13
  supersize it more with each one. It's a bit convoluted, doesn't it a
• 1:08:16
  little bit? Adding an extra They always add in a character that you know
• 1:08:19
  is going to be dead by the end of the season, like Sean Aston
• 1:08:23
  and le Van Halen, the metal guy who was good. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:08:29
  but he looked like a young RDJ to me with long hair. He
• 1:08:31
  did a bit. Yeah. One thing I really liked. Sorry we keep
• 1:08:34
  going, but I did like about I'm not the hugest Seawan Aston fan,
• 1:08:41
  but I thought he was actually really well cast as that guy. Oh he
• 1:08:44
  was yeah, lovable, little like stepdad. Yeah yeah, And I mean
• 1:08:46
  the shout that they gave to him in the following season where we're not a
• 1:08:50
  rider is remember sort of mourning him and just you know, because you don't
• 1:08:55
  really remember the sort of the huge romantic gestures or anything like that. You
• 1:08:59
  just really remember what I remember. Noting a ride is just sort of having
• 1:09:00
  a flashback to them and they're just watching some dumb shit on the cats okay,
• 1:09:04
  and they're just watching some dumb TV show, just cracking up. It's
• 1:09:06
  like, that's what you remember. Yeah, generally, yeah, yeah,
• 1:09:10
  I mean, of course you do remember the bigger moments, but generally the
• 1:09:13
  most fond moments are the ones. Well for me at least, it's like
• 1:09:15
  we're just hanging out, sanging out. I would never let you down.
• 1:09:18
  Our marriage is like soft serve ice cream, and trust is the hard chocolate
• 1:09:24
  shell that keeps it from melting onto our carpet. In conclusion, here's this
• 1:09:29
  scoop, I love you. How do you kids? Watch? Oh right?
• 1:09:44
  Ice cream? Then he arrives, he sees the divorced dad's visitation jamboree.
• 1:09:49
  What a great name, and there's the chance to buy the kids some
• 1:09:55
  frozen love. No, no way, mum will do it. And then
• 1:09:57
  we see Gavin here. Now Gavin is from my be not proud of the
• 1:10:00
  kid that already had bone stork. Now he had bloodstorm too. Stupid that
• 1:10:03
  kid that always yelled his mum. Gavin was here. I've never seen Gavin
• 1:10:06
  since. Oh my god, what a callback. Well spotted you. Yeah,
• 1:10:11
  he had a little rat tail and everything. Was a big fan.
• 1:10:13
  Unfortunately, the sold out of ice cream as a particular flavor. The sold
• 1:10:16
  out of because wolf Castle wants something. He's yeah, because he hadn't sold
• 1:10:21
  out of ice cream because he Jettison's the excess weight and has ice cream on
• 1:10:26
  the way home. Good point. That's just sold out of something because Greta
• 1:10:29
  wolf Castle was there, correct, last one. We got friend all right?
• 1:10:32
  Right, all these nitpicks down and talk to them about talk to Carolyn.
• 1:10:35
  Yeah, what the fuck were you doing? What the fuck? But
• 1:10:39
  it's thirty eight seconds to three. So he races off, tries to get
• 1:10:41
  home. Jettison's the excess weight, including himself. I just standing there worried.
• 1:10:45
  Then he takes a shortcut. Reminded me of playing Simpsons Hit and Run.
• 1:10:47
  Anyone who play Simpsons Hit and Run with exactly what talking about? Just
• 1:10:49
  jumping over that hill. There's a little area right near the Simpsons house where
• 1:10:54
  could take a big short cut. Reminds you of that, remind me of
• 1:10:57
  that? But then he I liked the wipers with the ol squeaky voice,
• 1:11:01
  saying mister Fraban and the and the bear, and just reveals that he's actually
• 1:11:05
  going to crash into the place, and he smashes all of the all of
• 1:11:09
  the structures over and no, no, no, savior, energy, don't
• 1:11:13
  try to talk. I don't know where Carlin and I begin see statements like
• 1:11:17
  that white people think we're gay. They made it back for your show,
• 1:11:26
  honey. Well, Homer, you destroyed my artwork and my dreams. Good
• 1:11:30
  job, very thorough, marge. Let me explain I had a chance to
• 1:11:36
  make a little more money by exploiting broken families. Oh stop, just stop.
• 1:11:41
  You don't care about anyone else's happiness but your own. Well, excuse
• 1:11:46
  me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on. I just thought that
• 1:11:53
  much just frustrating. Like I said, was believable, but felt a little
• 1:11:57
  bit unfair. I guess if Homer's but I guess because he was now it's
• 1:12:01
  not his fault because he responded the way he did. I guess that even
• 1:12:03
  added to it. I think so, yes, it just felt that,
• 1:12:06
  you know, just if you're going to be following it up with him of
• 1:12:10
  being genuine and trying to make better in the final act, why do you
• 1:12:14
  haven't react this way in the first place? No, how I would have
• 1:12:15
  done it anymore. Well, he's probably a bit rattle from crashing his because
• 1:12:19
  he's ruined his his dream. Marge's now in her room and she's being annoyed.
• 1:12:25
  She's just staying in there and not coming out. He asked her to
• 1:12:27
  cooking some of the sun. Yeah. He returns with a check for three
• 1:12:30
  hundred dollars and she sends it back. So he doesn't remember her birthday because
• 1:12:32
  you the you know, I would say, typical husband. Like I guarantee
• 1:12:38
  you there's many men out there who don't remember their partner's birthdays. I've been
• 1:12:42
  pretty good at remembering, have to think about it. I'm good at remembering
• 1:12:45
  partner's birthdays. I'm no good at remembering my siblings birthdays. Really, yeah,
• 1:12:48
  I mean, luckily for me my mum, my sister is on the
• 1:12:51
  same day. I can't remember my mum's birthday really off the top of my
• 1:12:55
  head. Holy smokes, you kidding. I've got a vague idea, A
• 1:12:59
  vague idea. Oh, I mean it's near Christmas. It's in the middle
• 1:13:02
  of a particular month. I've got like a I would assume. So,
• 1:13:05
  yes, I've got like a four day bracket from the eleventh to fifteenth.
• 1:13:10
  It's somewhere in there. Uncle. I'm always like, it's either June thirteenth
• 1:13:13
  or sixteenth, and I never I can never remember my mum. I can
• 1:13:16
  pretty much remember. I can remember my parents' anniversary, but I can't.
• 1:13:19
  I'm not really great at mums or dad's birthdays. Two of my sister's birthdays.
• 1:13:25
  I'm spot on about the other two. I'm like, I think,
• 1:13:29
  so what about your kids? What about your kids? It was cat Base's
• 1:13:33
  birthday. Oh well, I wasn't there when he was born. Did you
• 1:13:38
  find out did not have his birthday? I'm not the car when you bought
• 1:13:40
  it. No, because he was sort of like a farm okay, farm
• 1:13:44
  cat, Yeah, farm cat. Some cats when they go to a nice
• 1:13:50
  yeah, but this cat came from a farm. But no, I remember
• 1:13:55
  lose birthday. I remember the I have a girl that I was a brave
• 1:14:00
  pier. We liked and of course I remember Max Whte's bed and yeah,
• 1:14:04
  but yeah some of the bit as, I'm like, ah blanking yeah,
• 1:14:15
  March. I have an apology that I hope is better than all the other
• 1:14:17
  ones, So please listen carefully. The thing I like best about being an
• 1:14:23
  ice cream man wasn't a free ice cream or the colorful toppings or the love
• 1:14:28
  I received from obese children. That was giving you those sticks and watching you
• 1:14:32
  smile. It turned them into art. If it would win you back,
• 1:14:36
  I would gradually eat all the parts of a motorcycle. I hope it doesn't
• 1:14:41
  come to that. Could you please just give me a sign that you still
• 1:14:45
  love me a little? If you won't talk to me, I'm sending polaroids
• 1:14:51
  to show you how sad I am that I let you down. I'm laughing
• 1:15:11
  in the last one, but it's only because the cat fell down the stairs.
• 1:15:15
  Hope then wakes up and Marge's gone. Even the kids don't know where
• 1:15:17
  she is. She's left Grandpa in charge, and he's yelling out a bit
• 1:15:23
  stupid here, Cally if he changed dowme to Cally whatever? They asked coming
• 1:15:26
  book Guy just to sort of get a bit of a diggin in Star Wars
• 1:15:28
  here. I don't know why. I mean, I suppose we don't know
• 1:15:30
  why they were making shit Star Wars movies around this time. They were indeed
• 1:15:33
  yet two thousand and six, so we've just had the last one. Last
• 1:15:38
  one was just coming out. Yeah, I feel like Revenge of the Sith.
• 1:15:42
  Do you think there was a bit of like just exhaustion when that came
• 1:15:45
  out, similar to when riseer Skywalker came back, just not quite on that
• 1:15:49
  level. There was such a level there was because there was such a level
• 1:15:53
  of apathy with Rise of Skywalker. I think, you know, Attack the
• 1:15:57
  Clone No Phantom Menace came out and was like, yeah, Newstone wasn't.
• 1:16:00
  After a while, I was like, was it all there? Good?
• 1:16:02
  You know, and you tend to remember, oh the pod Race was good
• 1:16:04
  and which literally Force awakens. Yeah, yeah, and then then Attack of
• 1:16:09
  the Clones came out and it was like, oh, wait a minute,
• 1:16:11
  no, that this sun and so did the last one actually, so yeah,
• 1:16:16
  I think by the time we got to Revenge, it's like this could
• 1:16:20
  be good, but you know, three times, shame on me. I'll
• 1:16:25
  hire it from video wheezy. Good point. But it's actually revealed here that
• 1:16:29
  March. She's on top of town Hall home. I think she's gonna jump,
• 1:16:30
  don't do it to give divorce a chance, and she wants to just
• 1:16:32
  show the world what he means to her and the worst not that interested,
• 1:16:35
  as he says, but she helps because the boys to help her raise the
• 1:16:39
  statue of Marilla Gorilla McGill get mcgillgrill, Yeah, Marilla mcguilly gorilla, who
• 1:16:44
  I guess kind of looks like Omer. I guess, yeah, I keep
• 1:16:47
  mixing up the purple one, right, No, that's the great gray babe.
• 1:16:49
  Oh, who's mcgilla gorilla? Then that's what I'm having trouble remembering.
• 1:16:54
  Okay, I think the mcguilla. Yeah, parents' birthdays and mcguilli gorilla.
• 1:16:58
  These are my two blind spots. Like Gorilla, he's brown with the kind
• 1:17:02
  of looks like wearing a leaderhousing. Yeah. Yeah, he's got a little
• 1:17:05
  outfit on. It doesn't look like at all, but you know he's a
• 1:17:08
  gorilla. No, I guess we all kind of look like gorillas. But
• 1:17:13
  the giant structure of Homer in the form of popsicles and my sweet, perfectly
• 1:17:16
  imperfect you. And Wigham says he's going to on my command fire, and
• 1:17:23
  Loo says, should we She hasn't done anything wrong. I guess it doesn't
• 1:17:26
  dig the police force. I think one was like you, our Morgus will
• 1:17:29
  be empty. Then March is the best creation she ever had was the life
• 1:17:31
  that they've stopped together with well with Homer, and it's a Lego Wi and
• 1:17:34
  Opal shop face. Homer goes to eat the ice cream in the dumpster,
• 1:17:40
  turns out it was the incorrect dumpster, and then we cut to the future
• 1:17:43
  similar to that are just a lot in the Golden cut to the future reminded
• 1:17:45
  me of the Bobo episode. Yeah, and where it's mister Burns as the
• 1:17:48
  robot. But it's the last remaining example of art before the Western world collapsed
• 1:17:54
  and apparently the iPod's going to overthrow the world, which it feels like a
• 1:17:56
  data gay. Now talk about a two thousands episodes, it's like, what,
• 1:18:00
  Yeah, iPods are They're gone pretty much. They died. Yeah,
• 1:18:03
  they were replaced by the iPhone. They were, indeed, Yeah, a
• 1:18:08
  great piece of technology though, Oh absolutely, they changed the landscape of everything.
• 1:18:13
  Yeah. I had the iPod Nano, I had the little one,
• 1:18:15
  yeah, and loved it. It was just fantastic. I mean it was
• 1:18:18
  really convenient as well, because I mean particularly if you making your platelists and
• 1:18:23
  well, yeah, and if you want to go out walking or running.
• 1:18:25
  I mean it was something. I mean, now you sort of maybe have
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  to take your phone which is a little bulkier and all that kind of stuff,
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  but you know, a little iPod nano you can clip onto yourself.
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  And oh I loved it. This bluetooth throw because I hate I couldn't use
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  the headphones, had the cords in my ears. They'd alays fall out when
• 1:18:41
  I was running. Oh okay, i'd have Bluetooth headphones. I don't know
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  why that is my ears astually shaped. Funny. Maybe it took me back
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  when I was watching and I was like, what did I used to do?
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  That's right. I used to carry around a discman in my pocket.
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  Oh my god. I went for runs, but used to be able to
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  get like the Discman's that had a special technology where they wouldn't skip it.
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  Okay, yeah, I used to run with my pants on it like the
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  Yeah, and it'd be in my pocket and they'd be bouncing around in the
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  cities wouldn't skip but yeah, city Walkman's there another thing of the past.
• 1:19:08
  But you see tape decks now available again, I did not see that.
• 1:19:11
  Yeah, you can go to Kmar and buy cassette players, wow boomboxes,
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  Legit boomboxes which have bluetooth capabilities as well. Of course, it's just the
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  case. You want any record player, you can bluetooth it. Oh,
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  yes, please put it that way, certainly. What do we learn,
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  Bomber? So what you learn from the episode, mister Davis. That's a
• 1:19:30
  very good question. That there's a market out there for the pink VCR.
• 1:19:38
  There is, indeed, Yeah, well there was in the early two thousands
• 1:19:40
  there was a market for just fluo colored things. The Imax. Oh yeah,
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  yeah that we got one into the place that I was working in the
• 1:19:47
  late nineties and we were all like futuristic. Yeah, it was a case
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  of full meeting function. It was kind of cool. You could see inside
• 1:19:55
  them, right, you could if you're really looking. Yeah, what did
• 1:19:59
  you learn? I learned that your ship on the year like the hah yes,
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  forward, your names will be all right. It is time for the
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  Guy Davis New Name Championship. The current leaderboard stands at this we have in
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  first position Kyle muldoon on eight points, in second position Luke McKay on seven
• 1:20:18
  points, and in third position Philip Jay Hawkins on five points. What have
• 1:20:23
  we got this week? Let's do this. One point goes to Sunday as
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  an ice Cream Sunday Drive Sunday Drust Sunday Drive. That would be one Neil
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  Parks, first time on the leader board. What on Neil part life well
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  known Parks. Two points goes to Mom and Pop Sickle Art. That is
• 1:20:44
  another newbie, Andy Gangler? What on Andy? Another one? So that
• 1:20:46
  means the leader board hasn't changed yet? What happens? We're one with the
• 1:20:51
  Crazy Frog? My kids? They must have played that a daycare elliot.
• 1:20:57
  So I put the Crazy Frog and I'm like, no, there's there's only
• 1:21:00
  one way you know about this. It was a daycare. I'm like,
• 1:21:02
  what are they doing? What are you doing? Yeah? I'm paying you
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  good money. I'll put it on just so icond watch it. I wanted
• 1:21:06
  to sort of remember. Was it as stupid as I remember it? It's
• 1:21:10
  just this fucking frog, And I'm like, what is happening? How is
• 1:21:13
  this number? This was number one? What the hell? Two thousands around
• 1:21:17
  different times you get the ads for the ring Tones paid nineteen ninety nine.
• 1:21:21
  You get the crazy frog ring tone? What were we thinking? That's why
• 1:21:26
  we're in the situation. But one point, I mean sorry, three points.
• 1:21:30
  Yeah, it goes to stick with your wive, no barrel. I
• 1:21:34
  was about to say, hopefully that accent past muster Steve Robert another newbie,
• 1:21:41
  Steve Roberts again. So he's back on this leaderboard now, so three points
• 1:21:45
  Robbo rob Yeah, so the leader board has not changed. Kyle Steve O
• 1:21:49
  Robbo. So three points to Steve Roberts. So he now is on the
• 1:21:56
  leader board as well. We've got Kyle still in first, Luke McKay still
• 1:21:58
  in second, and Philip j in third. On five points. All right,
• 1:22:01
  it's time for some mailbag questions with the Davis mail bag. Bail is
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  here, Georgia Power here with the first one. What do you think is
• 1:22:10
  a very niche job you'd be great at due to your interest slash to lights
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  run Yeah, post running a video store? Oh yeah, I just that
• 1:22:18
  was like one of my dreams of the kid. I was like, I'm
• 1:22:19
  gonna I'm gonna run this shop one day. I'm gonna make so much money.
• 1:22:25
  I too thought these things. One of my fantasies when I was in
• 1:22:30
  my twenties and thirties was like, if I had a nice little nest egg,
• 1:22:32
  I would distribute it among investing in the following things, and they would
• 1:22:36
  all be relatively close to another. A bookshop, a video shop, and
• 1:22:41
  a pizza pla yeah altogether. Yeah, yeah, it's like, I just
• 1:22:44
  think that'd be the dream. I'd love to do that. What about an
• 1:22:45
  arcade somewhere in there as well? Yeah, that's true. I mean there's
• 1:22:48
  the is it Center Point Arcade in Geelong? Yeah. Yeah, it's an
• 1:22:53
  actual arcade though that's just basically just a street that goes between two through the
• 1:22:57
  building. It's not like a video game arcade. Oh you mean like like
• 1:23:01
  I mean an arcade arcade. Yeah, yeah, I'm using a thoroughfare.
• 1:23:06
  It was about, well, I mean, I wouldn't mind that arcade,
• 1:23:10
  the Center Point one, and turn it into like a place where you were
• 1:23:12
  in there. Yeah yeah, and that's where to have my bookshop and my
• 1:23:14
  pizza parlor. We've got to play some Monopoly a bit later and do that.
• 1:23:19
  I thought you meant to use my antiquated terminology A pinny parlor that's right
• 1:23:24
  man as well. Yeah, I know, but you said, okay,
• 1:23:28
  yeah, because you could have a few pennies in there, so even maybe
• 1:23:30
  in the pizza parlor at least I think so. Yeah, because it was
• 1:23:32
  always great when you get fish and chips on like a Sunday art or something.
• 1:23:35
  It's like you Weste ten Bucks at the pennies laces with the pinball machine
• 1:23:39
  or or the Ark Street Fighter. Know that this place had like a driving
• 1:23:43
  game. No, I'm got it was. It was one step up from
• 1:23:46
  pong. Okay, I'm talking about the late seventies early eighties. Yeah,
• 1:23:50
  I mean this is when Space Invaders was high tech. But yeah, basically
• 1:23:56
  all it had was the accelerator. I mean it had a pedal for the
• 1:24:00
  accelerator and a wheel and you just have to drive fast and avoid these other
• 1:24:02
  cars. I fucking loved it, and I got really good at it because
• 1:24:05
  it was a good fish and chip shop when we go there all the time,
• 1:24:09
  and now we're fish and chips. Oh sorry dude, but yeah,
• 1:24:12
  yeah, I mean I think these would be good in these jobs. Yeah,
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  videos off. For me, it was always the one. Yeah.
• 1:24:16
  Oh and also yes, small town DJ, Yes, Kendy g favorite classic
• 1:24:20
  ice cream. Well, you've mentioned several already, haven't you favorite classic ice
• 1:24:24
  cream flavor? Oh? I think I was just talking about sort of names
• 1:24:27
  like butterscotch. Yeah, but I've always just been a huge either choco honeycomb
• 1:24:31
  or cookies and cream like that kind of combination. I love it. I
• 1:24:34
  tend to like anything with a bit of a raspberry thing to it. I
• 1:24:39
  mean, you like boison berries. I do when I get a chop top
• 1:24:42
  at the cinema. How good are the boison berries? Boisonberries fantastic? That
• 1:24:45
  shit boisonberry or salted caramel, just chop tops in general. Where do they
• 1:24:48
  make these things? They taste delicious? I don't know, They're fantastic and
• 1:24:53
  like they can last like a good half an hour not melt. It's like
• 1:24:55
  the chocolate's cold enough. It's like, what is happening here. Thing of
• 1:24:58
  it is, you've got to be very care because you're eating in the dark
• 1:25:00
  in cinema and there's always a chance that the shout of chocolate might come off.
• 1:25:02
  And if you're wearing a white shirt, you know, and then you're
• 1:25:05
  gonna be you're walking out. Yeah, And I mean I did this when
• 1:25:09
  I was seeing a horror movie of all things. I came out it looks
• 1:25:11
  like I've got a dirty, great big bloodstain on my shirt. Yeah.
• 1:25:15
  I think those are probably my favorite. Oh though, something that I really
• 1:25:18
  enjoyed recently, and if it's been discontinued, I'll be pissed off because I
• 1:25:21
  didn't have it the supermarket last time I went. Well, these pistachio flavored
• 1:25:26
  ice creams. Okay, that was like pistashio ice cream and I had but
• 1:25:29
  also like a pistachio flavored chocolate coating it. It's like, damn, that's
• 1:25:32
  nice. Sounds so delicious, even though I wouldn't be able to eat it
• 1:25:35
  because because I'm nuts. Harrison, be cooler. Have you ever had an
• 1:25:39
  ice cream or dessert that has stuck out as a core memory for you?
• 1:25:43
  Yeah, that was also pretty nice, but the one that always leaps out
• 1:25:45
  for me, and I'm sure I've mentioned this on the show in the past.
• 1:25:47
  I had a very nice dinner with my family at the bar On and
• 1:25:50
  Heads Golf Club. It's a bit like Caddy Shack were all being very mentioned
• 1:25:55
  this actually. Yeah, the dessert, I had a lovely slice of BANOFFI
• 1:26:00
  Banoffi Pie. Yeah, it's banana and toffee together, folks. That's too
• 1:26:03
  great taste. It tastes fucking great together. Uh yeah, BANOFFI Pie.
• 1:26:08
  For me, it's the oil can eat ice cream from Pizza Hunt in the
• 1:26:11
  nineties. Oh my god, there's still one left in Ballarat. I think
• 1:26:15
  it is like the oil can eat Pizza Hut and get you like ten bucks
• 1:26:16
  and so you can eat pizza and are so sad. It's like they've given
• 1:26:20
  up on it. I'm like, you could make this such a thing.
• 1:26:24
  Yeah, don't you realize the cost of living is through the roof at the
• 1:26:26
  moment of for the pizza off, for the people, all the pizza they
• 1:26:30
  can eat, the nostalgia value value of being the only can eat Pizza Hut
• 1:26:33
  in this region. Put some money into this. People will come. People
• 1:26:36
  build it. They will come. They fucking will. And we because we
• 1:26:40
  were in Ballarat for like a holiday with the kids and I was like,
• 1:26:43
  I'm gonna Pizzahut. It's like a common room from when I was a kid.
• 1:26:45
  I'm like, gonna be so great. My kids experienced it with me
• 1:26:48
  what I got to experience when I was a kid. I got there and
• 1:26:49
  it's like these teenagers were just like yeah, there's likezza. Yeah, it's
• 1:26:55
  like pizzas were like old and stale, and I'm like, ah, the
• 1:26:58
  tables won't clean. I was like, not, no, this is not
• 1:27:00
  what I remember what was happening here? Where are the for all United kids
• 1:27:04
  out there? He won't get this reference. Where are the Lamb before Time
• 1:27:06
  hand puppets and the Goosebumps hand puppets that were a big thing in the nineties.
• 1:27:10
  I'm more were of the Lamb before Time, but the hand puppets and
• 1:27:12
  pizza hut not really it Okay, they were huge. We'll do one more,
• 1:27:15
  We'll do one more, and JPA we can't miss and JPE that's the
• 1:27:19
  same and all of this. What's your favorite Homo side hustle? Mine was
• 1:27:24
  the food critic. That's a good one. Well, we really enjoyed that
• 1:27:27
  one. That's back. That was the second episode you ever reviewed? Oh
• 1:27:29
  yes, yeah. Even though he couldn't write a decent review, he was
• 1:27:32
  passionate about it. It's a shame it wasn't a recurring GI. With Lisa
• 1:27:35
  as his ghost writer, I feel that the side hustles it can ever be
• 1:27:39
  a recurring thing really that they're a side hustle for a reason. I think
• 1:27:42
  the beer Baron is probably a good one, the one that stands out the
• 1:27:44
  most. I'm being very obviously. I'm going to say, mister Plower,
• 1:27:45
  mister Players a great one. Yeah. Is that a side hustle. I
• 1:27:48
  guess this is a side hustle, wasn't it. Yeah? Yeah, the
• 1:27:51
  beer Baron for me, just because he was just bringing so much joy and
• 1:27:55
  to the It's always great because Marge is like, that's very clever. If
• 1:27:59
  Marge was on on homicide. Here, we'll actually do one more. Andrews
• 1:28:01
  why not? Andrews want says, if you've got any ideas for your own
• 1:28:04
  food mascots, oh for the podcast or just in general, what what food
• 1:28:10
  of yours do you think needs a food? You don't see as many mascots
• 1:28:13
  as we used to. It's like they don't let they don't want to market
• 1:28:15
  to kids. I'm not sure what this do you think a man Swarani is
• 1:28:20
  referring to, like Ronald McDonald, Yeah, maybe, but just like think
• 1:28:24
  of like Grim Caramelo Koala. Oh yeah, mascots, Oh gosh, that's
• 1:28:30
  remember Monty the Pie Beaumont pie's no. Do you remember remember Bonmont pie?
• 1:28:36
  Yes? Sometimes wake up they bring back, bring back Piemont. You can
• 1:28:44
  buy them at I know this is yours. They're not exactly the same.
• 1:28:48
  Man never cooked the BoNT part in his life, but there used to be
• 1:28:53
  a guy down at the footy in the in the Monte de Pie costume pie.
• 1:28:58
  But what's a mascot? What the food that I enjoy? Let's think
• 1:29:00
  of what's what's your favorite desert butt? Off your pie? What can be
• 1:29:03
  offy pie mascot? Well, it would be like a banana but covered in
• 1:29:08
  like top, except that will look gross. I'm thinking because I enjoy good
• 1:29:13
  cheeseburger. But I'm thinking of like a German booger. Dust is mine humburger.
• 1:29:19
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