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Hoppe 4th Of July (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 7.3.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Copy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. New tonight at 11, a bill aiming to
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  keep registered sex offenders from holding public
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  office failed in the Senate Elections Committee.
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  Of course California messes it up. California
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  always runs its mouth about Florida. But they're
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  the losers. You want a sex offender running for
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  office and you actually defend it? Man, funk
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  death. State Assembly member Esmeralda Soria
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  authored the bill after a registered sex offender
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  tried to run for Fresno City Council. He was
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  creepy, man. He had, like, underage videos on
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  his computer. Tonight, we take a look at what
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  kept a lawmaker from voting yes. Because he's
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  about to file a ballot! Soria's reaction to the
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  bill falling short. Extremely disappointed. Democrat
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  and Assemblywoman Esmeralda Sorio. She's hot.
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  Reacting to AB 2753, not making it out of the
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  Senate Elections Committee. What is wrong with
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  politicians? These losers are ruling the world.
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  That's the problem. Thank you very much. You're
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  welcome to speak. Assemblymember. The bill, which
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  aimed to ban registered sex offenders from running
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  for any local or state offices, comes after registered
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  sex offender Renee Campos That loser. Tried to
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  run for Fresno City Council. Hey, everybody.
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  Back in March, Campos pleaded no contest to a
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  single misdemeanor charge of possessing and controlling
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  child pornography back in 2018. Loser! In the
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  end, he didn't get enough signatures to run for
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  city council. He's a dark and a liar and a failure.
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  But his attempt caused an uproar, both in Fresno
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  and at the state level. Soria called him by name
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  during the committee hearing. When Renee Campos,
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  a registered sex offender, announced his intention
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  to run for Fresno City Council, our community
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  was shocked and outraged. There are no state
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  laws or statutes preventing registered sex offenders
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  from running for public office in California.
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  Something Soria says the community wanted and
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  the weight of campuses run. And it didn't happen.
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  I never want to hear any of these California
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  idiots talk about Florida or other states. You
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  guys suck. I mean, seriously, your gas is like
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  nine bucks a gallon and you defend pedophiles
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  and Gavin Newsom's your governor. Shut your ass.
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  All right. All right. So ex -NFL star Warren
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  Sapp is being investigated over alleged battery
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  at a senior home. And his attorney commented
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  in the comment section and said, I'm his attorney.
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  Shame on you, TMZ. There is not and will not
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  be a case against Warren. He was a victim here.
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  This is classic hack job journalism for bait
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  and click. So I gotta be careful legally when
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  I say things because his lawyer's already on
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  it. But guess what? We honor that Warren Stapp's
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  a douchebag! I know NFL players that say that
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  they can't have him in public around people at
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  their cabin bars. I wonder who I'm talking about.
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  Because he just acts up. He's a dark. He's a
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  brain -dead moron. Was he a very good player?
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  Of course. He was a ball. He was a shot caller,
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  man. But he's an idiot. I wouldn't want him to
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  date my daughter, especially if she's a prostitute
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  in Phoenix. What's going on with this loser?
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  NFL star Warren Sapp was investigated for an
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  alleged battery to senior league facility in
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  Florida, but prosecutors ultimately declined
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  to file charges. Yeah, you know. Rich and elite
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  always get away with it. I don't know. Warren
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  Sapp just creeps me out, dude. He just seems
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  wishy -washy. Like, if you cannot bring a guy
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  to certain parties because you don't know how
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  he's going to act, that's a problem. Now, we
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  all know that Warren Sapp was a bum. trailer,
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  a shock collar. What is it? I do not like the
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  guy. There's nothing likable about him. He's
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  stupid. According to a police report obtained
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  by TMZ, a female employee claims Sat became upset
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  while trying to get answers about a family member's
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  denied insurance claims. Yeah, that's the insurance's
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  problem, not the people at the nursing home,
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  you idiot. She says he grew increasingly agitated,
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  reached for her phone while she was speaking
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  to her boss on speaker. Oh yeah, he thinks he's
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  above everybody that he can touch their stuff.
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  Even though if I touch his phone, he'd get mad.
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  Shut up! And then grabbed her wrist. Oh yeah,
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  man. Oh yeah! He was getting kinky. Police reviewed
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  security footage, but the alleged contact wasn't
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  visible because of the camera angle. Officers
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  said they believed there was probable cause for
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  a battery charge, but prosecutors declined to
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  move forward with the case. Yeah, because he's
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  Warren Sacks! So they let him get away with it!
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  This stupid Miami attorney. Rick Patone. They're
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  all darks. You're all rich and elite that think
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  you're better than us because you are legally.
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  Ward Sapp just creeps me out, Danny. He's just
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  such a dark. I'm Ward Sapp. When he would go
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  on Mike Kelta, when I would board up his show,
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  he would go on Mike Kelta's Sunday morning football
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  show or whatever when Kelta does the live broadcast
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  at the Buccaneers game, and Warren Staff couldn't
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  stop swearing. I'm like, are you that brain dead?
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  And I remember Kelta was like, the FCC fine is
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  literally your net worth because you went through
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  all your money. God, Warren Staff's the worst.
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  Of course he got away with it. He's rich and
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  famous. If I did that, I'd be criminally charged.
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  Uh -oh, but he's a part of one of the best football
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  defenses ever. Let's let him get away with it.
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  Everybody around South Tampa talks about how
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  much of a douche you are because you are one.
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  But hey, at least you won a Super Bowl. Kiss
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  my ass and enjoy it. I'll fart in your face,
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  dude. Mm -hmm. Yeah. Show your ass. All right.
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  We got this. Some breaking news from Shams. The
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  Celtics are trading Jalen Brown to the Philadelphia
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  76ers for Paul George. Two first -round picks
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  and two second -round picks. Here's what Jalen
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  Brown said about Joel Embiid. This is my personal
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  opinion on basketball. Some of y 'all might disagree.
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  You know what I mean? Mm -hmm. Argue with your
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  grandma. Flopping has ruined our game. Joel Embiid
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  is a great player. Got it. One of the best bigs
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  in fucking basketball history. Got it. Flops.
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  So do you. You know what? This ain't breaking
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  news. And now your teammates. This ain't, you
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  know what I mean? Mm -hmm. It is what it is.
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  It is what it is. Keep it up. Like I said, y
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  'all can post it on these paid accounts. And
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  now your teammates. Jalen Brown's a prima donna.
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  He knows he's not as talented as Jason Tatum,
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  even though he's finals MVP. So he had a little
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  chip on his shoulder and his ego got in the way.
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  And you know what the worst part about him was?
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  About his ego? Is now he gets to play in 76ers
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  land where they're never gonna win. And this
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  is a terrible trade. Why the hell would the Celtics
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  want that loose side? The perennial joker known
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  as Paul George. Maybe Paul George in 2017, please.
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  2026 or 2027. When he cares more about his podcast.
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  What a terrible trade. So stupid. Which is just
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  absolutely insane to me. In my opinion, the 76ers
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  have won the trade with no doubt. Of course.
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  Paul George, when it's all said and done, is
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  a nice player. He'll go on all fame. Blah, blah,
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  blah. But he's kind of better as a podcast host.
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  He ain't going to give the Celtics a championship.
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  This is a terrible trade. And Brad Stevens just
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  got ran out there. And Jalen Brown, now you get
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  to hang out with Embiid. How does that feel?
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  The guy you're talking smack about is now your
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  teammate. That's kind of awkward. Here's a Lil
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  Wayne. Lil Wayne goes, I don't need to do a versus.
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  I'm so good at my catalog. And then he gets mad
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  when he's not invited to Coachella. And then
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  he's late to a concert in Maine. I've seen him
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  twice and he's always late. And then he's like,
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  why don't people respect me? Because you're annoying.
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  And then you are the most listened to artist
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  by me on Spotify. I love the idea of Lil Wayne.
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  I don't love I love Lil Wayne, but he's lazy
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  and stupid. Wayne had a concert last night, except
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  there was no Lil Wayne in sight. Yeah, I hate
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  it when rappers don't show up. And then they
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  wonder why they're not respected. The rapper
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  was a no -show for his concert in Maine last
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  night. Wheezy was supposed to play the Bangor
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  Waterfront with special guest 2 Chainz. Oh, yeah.
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  Look at us, we're Rich as F, so we don't give
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  a fuck. He was scheduled to take the stage at
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  10 .45 p .m., but... That's really lame, man.
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  You gave him plenty of time. Minutes after the
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  scheduled start time, the crowd was told he wasn't
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  coming out per - You just get home at 8 o 'clock!
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  That's why you're a douchebag! You're washed
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  up! Every time you release a new Carter, there's
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  only like two good songs! Local report. No explanation
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  was offered and - Try too high on Conan and Brandon.
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  Fans lit up Weezy on social media for being rude
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  and disrespectful to his fans. I am. This is
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  coming from a die -hard fan. I love Fireman.
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  I'm a Fireman. God, he thinks he's better than
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  you. He's an idiot. This isn't the first time
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  he bailed on the show. Oh, yeah. And not the
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  last time. And then he'll be like, why don't
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  I get invited to the Coachella? Because of that.
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  Idiot. Copy hour. Copy hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com
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  Hoppy Hour will be right back. You probably had
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  Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
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  all I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day.
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  The semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't
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  feel like listening to this next song, you can
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  skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes
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  pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.
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  Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right
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  back. On a serious note, and I'll let me see,
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  including the best of, the past 48 minutes has
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  been me talking smack. But let me have a human
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  moment for a second. I want to say rest in peace
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  to a man known as John Larson. Now, John Larson
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  was the PD, the best PD ever, of 107 .3 The Eagle.
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  in Tampa Bay. Once John Brennan took over, all
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  he did was copy and paste the music from the
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  classic rock station in Houston. Probably shouldn't
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  have told me that, bud. Probably shouldn't have
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  taken me off the air with your diminishing ratings.
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  Diminishing. I said the wrong word. Here's the
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  thing, ladies and gentlemen and boys and girls.
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  There's a lot of guys in radio that are absolute
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  dorks. A lot of these bosses that don't talk
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  to the underlings. But then there was a man known
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  as John Larson. And John Larson recently passed
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  away at the age of 70. And his office was right
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  next to the couch that I used to hang around
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  at with all the porn stars that would go on the
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  Married Man's Morning Show known as the Mike
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  Caldwell Show. Oh, I'm sure his wife loved it!
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  Well, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, here's
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  the thing. He passed away, and every time, especially
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  earlier, I'm going on Kel to show how real he
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  is. And he would always, not really talk me off
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  the ledge, but he's always a good guy. And it
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  makes me very sad that he's no longer on this
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  planet. It tells you how short life is. And he
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  was young. To me, 70's young. So John, I almost
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  said legend for some reason. John Larson, because
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  it began with L. You are the man. I have this,
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  you know when you have like a specific random
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  conversation with a person as a memory? Mine
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  with John Larson was probably like the 2018 or
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  19 Cox Media Christmas parties. Oh, those Christmas
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  parties were lit. Open bar, yay. People banging
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  each other. Not at the bar, but afterwards. I
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  was talking to John Larson. I was like, I like
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  listening to 107 .3 The Eagle. And he's like,
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  thank you. And I was like, the other day, I was
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  listening, and the whole, I think I made a joke,
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  like, the whole ride across to Howard Franklin
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  was the song Money by Pink Floyd, because it's
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  like six minutes long. And he's like, yeah, but
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  you know, we can't play the uncensored version.
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  And then he, like, kind of, like, in his John
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  Larson voice, sang the part where it's like,
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  bullshit. He's like, you're the man, John Larson.
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  You're the man, John Larson. He's definitely
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  being real. Same. Hi, rest in peace, bud. Listen.
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  Dating a black man. And you can tell me when
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  to stop because I'm not going to reveal his identity.
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  All these podcasts kiss the ass of the celebrities.
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  Ask the hard -hitting questions. A story to tell.
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  He is a celebrity. I am dating a celebrity. Do
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  you think he's the one? I know it. Oh yeah, give
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  me tears and you'll be sick of running to the
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  lube. Mm -hmm. I'm 100 % sure I could get emotional.
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  Oh yeah. I don't know if he can get emotional
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  because he's a sociopath. Mm -hmm. I've never,
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  I've met my equal. Oh yeah, so you're a douche
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  as well? Mm -hmm. So you know how to waste taxpayer
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  and cop's money? Mm -hmm. Over a fraudulent case?
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  Mm -hmm. and it is powerful when you meet someone
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  who you feel 100 % safe with, you feel 100 %
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  secure with. Oh yeah, you should not feel secure
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  with him. He's a liar! I mean, the sex can be
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  good, you know, but that doesn't mean you trust
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  him. Who you, you can just trust with your heart
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  because you know they are just a great human
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  being. Oh yeah, when I think of a great guy,
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  I think of Jussie Smollett. And they, get everything.
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  You know, it's just... This is like the newlyweds.
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  Like, you know, fresh in a relationship. You're
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  so happy. Butterflies. Wait till this ends. Special.
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  It's pretty amazing. And so... Oh yeah, he's
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  good at mouth hugs. That's the reason why we're
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  taking it slow and not... Oh yeah, I wonder if
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  they've plowed yet. You know, not taking it slow.
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  Oh yeah! Take it slow, will you? No! We are deep
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  in love. But why we are not publicly yet, because
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  we don't want comments. Yeah, it's already happened.
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  You were making out outside of the airport. We
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  know you're plowing together. Or one person's
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  plowing one. You know what I mean? And so we
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  are protecting the love we have. It's so cute.
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  because, you know, I do believe this is going
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  to be my husband. All right, good luck with that,
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  and it'll be the best divorce ever. Why am I
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  saying that? Because he's a sassy old man. Here's
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  a woman from Iowa trying to get out of a DUI.
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  Her last name, her name is Brittany Yoakum. I'm
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  asking you guys to believe in God and give me
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  some. Christ. Oh, yeah, because you're a hot
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  piece of ass. Shut up. Please. Let me explain
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  to you the process, okay? Megan, I'm with the
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  cops. Yes. Oh, man. You just blown me away. Gosh,
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  you're freaking hot. Sit on my lap. What's going
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  on? I'm with the cops. I'll call you back, sir.
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  You were coming from work tonight. Work? Where?
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  Work? Oh. No, I was coming from my friend's house.
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  Oh, yeah, I got planned. We're having a good
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  time and then all of a sudden I had to do more
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  work. You're having a hard time staying in your
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  lane. Is everything okay tonight? I've had a
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  lot on my mind. I had a lot of journey down.
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  I've been crying. Okay. I don't need any of this.
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  I want to get a little more of this. How much
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  did you drink tonight? Honestly, not much at
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  all. My friends are offering to come get me.
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  I'm from out of town. Yo, come. I'm dealing with
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  so much right now. Me too, honey. I don't drive
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  junk anymore. Get this through. We're in the
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  traffic. Don't get around. There's like four
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  cop cars behind us. They're all hoping to just
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  air time. You can sit on them. I want my friend
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  to fix me up. I'm very upset. Man, her boobs
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  are about to come out. I'm very upset. It feels
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  like the beginning of a porno video. Maybe I
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  watched this last night. Now, can I just park
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  my car somewhere and have my friend pick me up?
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  Well, that would have been a decision you should
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  have made after you left dinner tonight. Yeah,
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  you moron! Oh, I'm so pretty! There's nothing
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  worse than a pretty girl. They have to, like,
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  everyone know how pretty she is. Shut up! Or
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  wherever you are coming from right now, okay?
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  Nurse, can you guys put a call, please? I'm from
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  out of town. I'm from Iowa. My brother is...
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  Of course this was in Hillsborough County. Why
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  not in life? And you guys don't even care where
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  I'm going. I should have been on a dating app
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  so I could have swiped right under her and driven
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  her home and plowed her. It's actually sad, but
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  I get it's your job, but like seriously. She's
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  doing that pretty little thing where she's trying
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  to like, you know, I get it's your job. It is
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  what it is. Seriously, like, I am willing to
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  pull over. I get it. Why didn't you do it before,
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  dummy? You want people to be safe on the road.
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  Can I please pull over and you guys can sit with
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  me until someone picks me up? Why didn't you
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  do that Uber's all over Tampa, dude. Everyone's
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  underpaid at their jobs. Everyone drives Uber
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  around here. I'm asking you guys to believe in
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  God. God ain't real, honey. When you die, man
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  can teach your body. Give me some grace, please.
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  Let me explain to you the process. It's the outcome.
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  You guys want to touch me for a DUI. Are you
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  willing to do that? I didn't want to do an investigation.
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  It's like robbing a bank and being like, don't
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  investigate me taking this money. Okay, that's
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  your choice. Brittany, you are being placed under
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  risk for DUI today. Loser! A very hard loser.
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  It's pretty clear you've been drinking. You're
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  having a problem driving. So now we're kind of
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  at an impasse. And you probably shouldn't have
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  been driving tonight. He said that. I'll be able
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  to get numbers out. Yeah, we'll grab your phone,
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  your wallet, your keys, all your important stuff
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  and take it with us. Because I don't know how
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  to do phone calls. Because you're stupid. I don't
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  know how to do a phone call. Yeah, you're dumb.
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  I don't know people's numbers. I am. Good luck
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  in life, honey. Go back to Iowa. We don't need
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  all these visitors in Florida ruining our road.
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  You're a moron. If you're listening in Fresno,
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  it is the thing that is known as Monday morning.
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  Probably still hungover from the 4th of July.
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  But this show was recorded on Friday, July 3rd.
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  So the party has not begun yet. So let me hit
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  this button and then this button and we'll get
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  the party going. Okay, cool. Whatever. And now,
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  back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's
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  Hot 97 .7. Attention. FM DJs, your morning show
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  prep begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive. And
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  those are his good qualities. A sick person with
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  a powerful tool. On three. You ready? One, two,
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  three, go. Welcome to my BB. In your heart, you
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  know what you like. Door is closing. Hi, this
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  is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening to
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  Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour. Mm -hmm.
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  With Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What? No, no, no,
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  no. If I hit this button, boom, the whole program's
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  gonna start. Okay, we're here. All right. Something
• 22:22
  completely different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4,
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  3, 2, Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour
• 22:32
  with Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy.
• 22:43
  Hoppy. Hoppy. B .B .E. That's how I feel right
• 23:21
  now. It's a cloudy July 3rd. Unless you're listening
• 23:27
  in Fresno. And it's like July 6th. Oh, my God,
• 23:32
  man. I have a stomachache. Last night, I had
• 23:37
  a buffalo chicken wrap. I had potato edges. And
• 23:45
  I had pulled pork and popcorn. in two hours no
• 23:51
  no that just didn't come till the morning oh
• 23:53
  my god i i don't want to be scatological i think
• 23:57
  poop humor is the lowest form of entertainment
• 24:00
  but you ever have it where like time flies on
• 24:03
  the toilet where it's always like i've been sitting
• 24:06
  here for 27 minutes Maybe you have a little radio
• 24:10
  show or podcast on and like happy hour or whatever.
• 24:13
  And you're listening and you're in the zone and
• 24:15
  you're laughing and trying to get it over with.
• 24:17
  And you look at the clock and you're like, oh
• 24:18
  my God, it's been eight minutes. And then you
• 24:20
  look again and you're like, oh my God, it's been
• 24:22
  seven minutes. That was me this morning, man.
• 24:26
  It was very strange. Mmm. Mmm. I am the only
• 24:32
  person today at work. Everyone else is off, which
• 24:36
  is fine. It's very weird when I'm at work at
• 24:39
  the radio station and no one's here. It's like
• 24:42
  eerie, man. But I'm used to it. When I worked
• 24:48
  at the Bone, it was always eerie being there
• 24:50
  early in the morning. Although it was kind of
• 24:54
  nice when I was like by myself. So I didn't have
• 24:56
  to do it like Scotty the Buddy. You know? All
• 25:00
  those fools. Just felt like throwing a shot.
• 25:06
  I don't know. Should I even be doing this show?
• 25:09
  Of course I should be. Oh, my God. I saw this
• 25:13
  tweet the other night. Let me turn this off.
• 25:18
  Is there a bigger freaking loser in the NFL than
• 25:22
  Johnny Manziel? When I worked for Robert's Morning
• 25:25
  Glory, Robert got mad because he likes to act
• 25:28
  like he's not in Cleveland. And I said, Johnny
• 25:32
  Menzel, if you can't handle the media in Cleveland,
• 25:35
  how are you going to handle the NFL? This isn't
• 25:38
  TMZ land, bro. I remember exactly where I was.
• 25:41
  It was the day before my dad died and I was watching
• 25:43
  Rover blast me on his show about he's making
• 25:46
  it about him. And my dad's like, welcome to show
• 25:48
  business. One of the last words he ever said
• 25:50
  to me. But back to Johnny Menzel. Dude, I saw
• 25:53
  you were freaking out about Rizzo or whatever
• 25:55
  that sports radio guy was going off on you. Probably
• 25:58
  because it's true, dude. Everyone knew Johnny
• 26:02
  Menzel is the guy that would go from bar to bar
• 26:05
  drunk as hell. And yes, I know people can change.
• 26:10
  But you can't rewrite the past. You were essentially
• 26:14
  a nepo baby. Your whole life, you had everything
• 26:18
  given to you. And then you had the chance to
• 26:21
  run the dog pound. And you know what you did?
• 26:25
  Yeah, I did not. I run the dog pound. You failed.
• 26:29
  And Baker Mayfield came to town and that whole
• 26:32
  town turned on him. Essentially because of the
• 26:35
  rover. Look it up. I don't even want to bring
• 26:37
  it up, but I just did. Man, that's out of Cleveland
• 26:41
  so quick to turn on their quarterbacks. I'm surprised
• 26:44
  they haven't turned on Deshaun yet. Well, they're
• 26:46
  kind of stuck with him. There's really no option
• 26:48
  there. But Johnny Menzel, he was like, he wrote
• 26:52
  like four paragraphs on Twitter and he like called
• 26:55
  the like C word. It's like, dude, you're a classless
• 26:59
  loser. Oh yeah, you did so well in college. How
• 27:05
  did that turn out then? I'm usually not right
• 27:08
  about sports, but I called it. If you can't handle
• 27:11
  the Cleveland media, which you still can, even
• 27:13
  though you're like 36 and past your prime, it
• 27:15
  wasn't meant for you, dude. You know what was
• 27:19
  meant for you? Totally not doing cocaine. And
• 27:23
  I say that to avoid legal stuff. You totally
• 27:26
  were always sober, Johnny Mazzel. And you never
• 27:31
  walked out on tabs at bars. Freaking loser, dude.
• 27:37
  Jesus Christ. You know what's been driving me
• 27:43
  nuts? I used that AI site to make AI music. And
• 27:50
  oh, I wish I had this power. You know, like Lil
• 27:53
  Wayne and Taylor Swift are very unique names.
• 27:57
  I can't even make a song about Lil Wayne. It's
• 28:01
  not Lil Wayne rapping. The song is called Lil
• 28:04
  Wayne News. But Lil Wayne owns the name, the
• 28:08
  copyright to it, so it won't even let me make
• 28:10
  it. But here's the more infuriating part. Pardon
• 28:15
  my cough. There's that dirty, rotten imbecile
• 28:18
  known as Taylor Frankie Paul. who's on The Bachelor
• 28:23
  or whatever and The Mormon Wives Show. She's
• 28:26
  a loser. But that's not the point. The point
• 28:29
  is I really want to do a song called Taylor Frankie
• 28:32
  Paul News. But it's copywritten. The name Taylor
• 28:36
  is copywritten by Taylor Swift. But I'm not talking
• 28:39
  about you. It ain't all about you, honey. Now
• 28:44
  you got that wedding going on and the whole world's
• 28:46
  kissing your ass. Because they're all being,
• 28:49
  I don't care. You know what I did this morning?
• 28:53
  I took a 25 minute dump. And you know what you
• 28:56
  did this morning, Taylor? Maybe it was a two
• 28:58
  minute dump. But you took a dump. We all take
• 29:00
  dumps in the morning. We're all going to die
• 29:02
  someday. I don't care. You don't impress me.
• 29:06
  It is a time for a happy Zimbox. Right now. It's
• 29:12
  time for Hoppy's Inbox. Oh, I should probably
• 29:13
  have turned on. Oh, man. We're going to manifest
• 29:15
  not having production issues today. I am not
• 29:18
  in the mood for that. I hate when I listen back
• 29:20
  and I'm like, I could have turned off the pot
• 29:22
  there. All right. Take two. It's time for Hoppy's
• 29:24
  Inbox. It's time for Hoppy's Inbox. Only on Hoppy
• 29:27
  Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Oh, yeah. My freaking inbox
• 29:32
  blew up. LeVar Ball. In the WWE with one leg.
• 29:39
  Haha, that'd be amazing. I did that rant about
• 29:45
  LeVar Ball and I said he'd be great in the WWE.
• 29:49
  And I actually got a nice comment on YouTube.
• 29:53
  It's because it's Mercury and Gatorade or Retrograde
• 29:56
  or whatever they say. I usually don't get nice
• 29:58
  comments on YouTube. Because they're anonymous
• 30:01
  douchebags. That's why. That's all. Another message
• 30:08
  I got. I did a post on my Facebook and on my
• 30:13
  Instagram at RyanHoppyRadio and at Facebook .com
• 30:18
  slash RyanHoppyRadio. I'm going to load it up
• 30:20
  so I can quote it. I saw this meme or this picture
• 30:25
  of something from the 2000s and I wanted to see
• 30:27
  if people knew it at once. It says right here.
• 30:33
  You wouldn't steal a car. A nice little Comic
• 30:37
  -Con, little, uh, sans. But, and I asked my audience
• 30:43
  if they knew what it meant. And Steve Pulaski
• 30:48
  said, a movie I ripped off a pirate bay. And
• 30:54
  Chris Schray, who I worked with at WCPT in Chicago,
• 30:57
  said, Intense music. You wouldn't steal a baby.
• 31:00
  Intense music. You wouldn't steal a prize called
• 31:02
  a state fair. Intense music backs up. Don't steal
• 31:05
  movies. Copyright infringement is the worst crime
• 31:07
  of something. I was like that. And then Ryan
• 31:11
  Anthony, I don't know what his last name is.
• 31:15
  He said, it's a DVD anti -piracy commercial.
• 31:19
  Yeah, it's good times. Now I use MovieBox Pro,
• 31:23
  bitch. Movie. Let me see if I can find a commercial.
• 31:29
  Movie. It's a riveting radio, isn't it? Movie
• 31:33
  piracy commercial. 2000s. A handbag. You wouldn't
• 31:58
  steal a television. You wouldn't steal a DVD.
• 32:09
  Downloading. Pirating. Film. It's stealing. Stealing.
• 32:17
  It's a gun stuck up. Piracy. It's a crime. oh
• 32:26
  yeah I don't know why I remember there being
• 32:30
  words like not words I feel like I Mandela affected
• 32:35
  like there being a voiceover of the guy doing
• 32:38
  the words maybe it was so intense when I would
• 32:43
  watch it in the movie theater that I felt like
• 32:45
  the words were being said to me because it's
• 32:48
  like so eye -popping. I could have sworn. That's
• 32:50
  that Mandela effect, just like that movie Kazam
• 32:52
  that does not exist, which I'm so convinced it
• 32:54
  exists. Mm -hmm. All right, let's see what's
• 32:58
  going on on Instagram. Let's see what's happening
• 33:00
  around here. It's crazy out there. It's wild
• 33:04
  and nuts. What do we have here? Oh, yeah, I've
• 33:08
  spanked it there. She's got some top -notch clothing.
• 33:13
  And by the way, I usually attract bisexual girls,
• 33:16
  so that's probably why I like it. It's a belladanger
• 33:19
  breaking down the difference between the major
• 33:22
  and the minor leagues. No, not a baseball park.
• 33:26
  Shooting for OnlyFans is like so like minorly
• 33:29
  compared to like the major leagues that is like
• 33:32
  shooting a scene. Because when you're shooting
• 33:34
  for OnlyFans, like it's really like whatever
• 33:35
  you want. Yeah, you're a messy bedroom while
• 33:39
  you're pounding for money. It could literally
• 33:41
  be five minutes. But like when you're shooting
• 33:43
  for companies such as Brazzers, like you are
• 33:45
  shooting a 35 minute scene. Oh, yeah. You got
• 33:48
  to go to Pound Town. The most off -putting name
• 33:52
  is... Dog fart. Whenever I think of that name
• 33:57
  of that porn company, I think of Drew Garava.
• 33:59
  Had his dog fart punch stars on his show like
• 34:03
  in 2019 or 18, something like that. And... He
• 34:08
  had to keep mentioning on the script that this
• 34:11
  is a dog fart production. And we had all these
• 34:14
  porn stars eating orange creams to call us. Oh,
• 34:16
  it was a great time. Well, my favorite part of
• 34:20
  it was Drew Garoppolo said, I think I've broken
• 34:22
  the record for the amount of times dog farts
• 34:24
  been said on the radio. That's ingrained in my
• 34:29
  brain. Like, you are on set with a bunch of different
• 34:32
  people. You are shooting with a script. Producers,
• 34:34
  they want certain angles. There's KFC from Barstool.
• 34:37
  He cheated on his pregnant wife. They want that.
• 34:43
  Yeah, I feel like it's still super next level.
• 34:46
  I don't need to hear KFC talking about porn.
• 34:49
  Man, he is starting to look really 40. You know
• 34:51
  what's the one that looks like they're in their
• 34:52
  40s, but they don't look that bad, but they still
• 34:55
  look like they're in their 40s? That's him. So
• 35:05
  this is me on talking about Alabama Barker. So
• 35:09
  what is my favorite stream you've done in the
• 35:10
  past month that you've done in the past month?
• 35:12
  Yeah. I'm going to be honest, bro. You're not
• 35:15
  going to, you're not going to want to hear it.
• 35:16
  No, just say it. I don't like, I don't know.
• 35:18
  There's like this. I don't know if it's because
• 35:20
  like, I always say that the Gen Z kids that were
• 35:23
  in high school during COVID or any type of school,
• 35:26
  not really college as much, but like, so I guess
• 35:29
  that would be. 2001 would be the last, unless
• 35:33
  you had to go to school a fifth year. 2001 is
• 35:37
  18 years before 2019. So the 2019 graduates,
• 35:40
  the ones that are like 25 now are normal. But
• 35:42
  these 2020 on babies are weird. You got to admit
• 35:47
  it. And he does this really passive thing. Drives
• 35:52
  me nuts. Oh, I got some food on my teeth. It's
• 35:54
  gross. Probably should have brushed. There's
• 35:56
  a thing that drives me nuts about him. Where,
• 35:59
  When he's asked something, he does this really
• 36:02
  annoying thing. You know what I'm saying? What
• 36:04
  do you mean? What do you mean? Kind of reminds
• 36:09
  me, I know this is such a frickin' niche reference,
• 36:12
  but it really reminds me, and only people in
• 36:15
  Tampa and San Antonio are gonna get this in Tulsa,
• 36:18
  but it reminds me of Billy Madison's show, like
• 36:21
  when Billy Madison's making fun of Nard. Nard,
• 36:23
  get out of here. Nard, you're gonna DP your life.
• 36:27
  Nard. That's what it sounds like. Let me see
• 36:32
  if I can get a clip of Billy Madison with Nard
• 36:34
  so you can hear it. It sounds, yes, like neon.
• 36:38
  Oh, geez. Ah, let's see here. The Nard bit of
• 36:45
  the day. I bet this is riveting. You're the goat.
• 36:48
  Can you give me a second so I can take this call
• 36:51
  and then you can get back to doing it. Billy
• 36:52
  Madison. Yeah. All right. Deacon. That sound
• 36:56
  effect describes the Billy Madison show. All
• 36:58
  right. Deacon. He's got an Australian. This is
• 37:01
  very distracting. This show is on the top of
• 37:05
  the San Antonio ratings. God bless him. I love
• 37:07
  him. All right. Deacon. Do you hear that like
• 37:12
  neon? Let's see if I can get another Nard. Here's
• 37:21
  the video. What's up, Sarah? Hey. Hey. Nard just
• 37:25
  thinks all Lord of the Rings girls are big. Hey,
• 37:27
  Nard. What? Here is Nard right here. What? What?
• 37:32
  I used to be like your biggest fan. What? Oh.
• 37:35
  Yeah, you were so cute. Why? There's something
• 37:38
  wrong with you. Because he's funny. He's not.
• 37:40
  But I'm done with him. What? Yeah. What did I
• 37:43
  do? But I do. I sound like Neon. Funny is because
• 37:46
  me and Derek set it all up for him. Yeah, he
• 37:49
  set me up for that. No, we have to sit. Don't
• 37:51
  you hear that right there? Listen. Set me up
• 37:53
  for that. Yes, bro. No, just say it. You hear
• 37:56
  that? The ways that you just said? You know what?
• 37:58
  Hey, it's 9 for the Billy Bison Show. Derek set
• 38:01
  it all up for him. Yeah, he set me up for that.
• 38:04
  Here's Neon. You're not going to want to hear
• 38:05
  it. No, just say it. The same thing, Dad. All
• 38:09
  right, let's get back on track. I don't really
• 38:10
  feel like pissing off BMS for playing their show.
• 38:13
  Be honest. Your bed machines, bro. Your bed machines.
• 38:15
  I'll be honest. I'm just being honest, bro. I
• 38:18
  feel like it was a good dynamic and then you
• 38:20
  guys got into an argument and then it became
• 38:21
  a whole back and forth thing on the internet
• 38:22
  and then you're like, hey, I just want... It
• 38:25
  was never real. He never had a chance with our
• 38:28
  dad. All these Gen Z people thinking he had a
• 38:33
  chance, bro. Let me lift up my seat, my little
• 38:36
  chair, the office chair. I'm down on the ground.
• 38:40
  I don't know where I should be. No. I'm telling
• 38:43
  you, dude, he just, he's a beta male. He got
• 38:47
  used. And why can I say that? I don't mean to
• 38:53
  be a beta male at times, but I got used. I want
• 38:57
  to clear my name, and then she's like, nah, nah,
• 38:59
  nah, nah, nah. He said this, he did that. It's
• 39:01
  so weird. And then it just became a weird thing.
• 39:03
  Nah, I agree, bro. The streams are... Whatever,
• 39:06
  Billy Madison. This is where you never know what
• 39:10
  you're going to get on Happy Hour. One second,
• 39:14
  I'm going to be talking about how I had a stomachache
• 39:16
  this morning. The next second, I'm going to be
• 39:18
  dissecting why neon reminds me of Nathan Norris,
• 39:21
  a .k .a. Nard from the Billy Madison Show. Here's
• 39:25
  Jebediah Bono saying why women don't understand
• 39:28
  men. You know that girl at the bar that you see
• 39:30
  and you know she's hot, but you know she's a
• 39:33
  f***ing mess, right? You look at her and you're
• 39:36
  like, holy s***, she's probably a little bit
• 39:39
  of a, you know, a h***. Let's just say it. Hell
• 39:42
  yeah! That's the way I like it. I get these,
• 39:44
  I love these conservative women that try to shame
• 39:47
  you for liking women that put up. They're like,
• 39:50
  heaven forbid, I want to get my rocks off. She's
• 39:53
  a mess. Holy, you could just read that shit.
• 39:56
  Like, definitely would never wife her up, take
• 39:59
  her seriously, bring her home. I don't know.
• 40:01
  I feel like you can make me wife up. But then
• 40:04
  again, if the girl's for the streets, you probably
• 40:07
  shouldn't wife her up. I've been noticing that
• 40:10
  recently. Like, I've been, like, in my friend
• 40:13
  zone. Mm -hmm. Like, October 2023 was my getting
• 40:18
  laid. Like, no other era. And I ruined that by
• 40:21
  talking about it on my show. But no. Right now,
• 40:23
  I'm in my friend zone era. And then, like, I
• 40:27
  don't know. How do I say this politely, even
• 40:29
  on a jackass? Let me think. When you, okay. Obviously,
• 40:37
  when you're a single woman. Mm -hmm. and you're
• 40:41
  talking to men, you can talk to how many people
• 40:43
  you want to. I talk to multiple people until
• 40:45
  I'm in an exclusive relationship or a situation
• 40:48
  doesn't put out. But what I'm telling you, ladies
• 40:51
  and gentlemen, boys and girls, is the fact that
• 40:53
  you look at them and if they're going from guy
• 40:56
  to guy to get free food or free rides, that ain't
• 41:03
  a girl you wipe down. You know why I don't wipe
• 41:05
  that down? They're never going to be loyal. Home
• 41:09
  to mom, but you're like, I wonder what a night
• 41:12
  with that girl's like. Hell yeah, I think about
• 41:14
  that. I hate to say it, I'll see a hot ass girl
• 41:19
  in a tight dress. When I'm in downtown St. Pete,
• 41:22
  I'm like, let's lift that dress up and go to
• 41:24
  work. I got nothing else to do. I work on conventional
• 41:29
  hours. I don't have to be up in the morning.
• 41:34
  Lil Durk's attorney asked for the dismissal of
• 41:36
  his case. Good luck with that. And Lil Wayne
• 41:40
  apologizes via his Instagram after he failed
• 41:43
  to show up on his 20 years of Carter tour. Yeah.
• 41:47
  To me, this perfectly describes Lil Wayne that
• 41:50
  he doesn't show up to the Carter tour after 20
• 41:52
  years. He's an idiot. And again, he's my top
• 41:56
  listen to artist of all time on Spotify. But
• 42:02
  Lil Wayne, this is why you ain't getting Coachella.
• 42:07
  Or at a Super Bowl. Because you show up late
• 42:09
  like a douchebag. Showing up late is the best
• 42:13
  you do. Some times you don't even show up. Yeah,
• 42:24
  it went until like 10 .45. And he didn't show
• 42:28
  up because he probably had sound ordinance at
• 42:29
  11. If you're not going to show up, just tell
• 42:32
  him at 8 o 'clock. You ruined everyone's Thursday
• 42:35
  night, you douchebag. Set to take place in Bangor,
• 42:39
  Maine. Yeah, the show was set to launch Wayne's
• 42:42
  20 years of Carter Classics tour, but after the
• 42:45
  opening act and a DJ performed, the crowd was...
• 42:48
  Yeah, it's always the worst when you hear the
• 42:49
  DJ playing the music. And what's funny is if
• 42:52
  the DJ was doing an all Lil Wayne mix, the funny
• 42:55
  part is that mix probably sounded better than
• 42:58
  if Lil Wayne would have performed. Told that
• 43:00
  the night was over. Didn't have to go home, but
• 43:02
  they had to get out of there. Lil Wayne later
• 43:04
  promised and rescheduled the show for July 28th.
• 43:07
  How can we trust you? He apologized online, so
• 43:10
  fans are sharing their disappointment over what
• 43:12
  happened. Last night I was 100 % emotional and
• 43:16
  I left my whole crew behind. Screamed down the
• 43:18
  street. Yeah. I asked Jane on my husband. She
• 43:21
  was mad. She cried. Oh, I'm a ride or die. I'm
• 43:24
  going to see him in New Hampshire. Oh, yeah!
• 43:26
  This is like this busty 38 -year -old that has
• 43:29
  like Jersey Shore skin. I'm sure on Friday. She
• 43:34
  looks like a pumpkin. They got to work on that
• 43:39
  five -second delay with the news, by the way.
• 43:40
  Jesus Christ. My idea was exactly how you just
• 43:44
  said it. Remember, they did reschedule that show
• 43:46
  for July 28th, but there's also another show
• 43:49
  for Wayne down in Saratoga Springs, New York.
• 43:52
  That's coming up next. What an idiot. Here's
• 43:56
  the message Europe my main fans. I'm so sorry
• 43:59
  The show is being rescheduled to July 28th. Please
• 44:04
  hold on to your tickets. They will be honored
• 44:06
  for the rescheduled date More information will
• 44:11
  be emailed directly to ticket holders he then
• 44:15
  writes I Ain't shit without you. I can't wait
• 44:18
  to come back and I give you the show you deserve.
• 44:21
  I You could have got rid of the part that said,
• 44:23
  without you, I can't wait to come back and give
• 44:25
  you the show you deserve. He just said, I ain't
• 44:27
  shit. What the hell is wrong with you, dude?
• 44:31
  I mean, if you're not going to show up, tell
• 44:32
  them at 8 o 'clock so everyone can go to the
• 44:35
  dive bar and listen to a Lil Wayne mix and have
• 44:37
  more fun in your crappy performance. What's going
• 44:42
  on here? Arrested for chasing a man with a knife
• 44:47
  during a domestic disturbance. Of course, this
• 44:51
  is Tampa. I was looking to see where it was at.
• 44:56
  This is a TMZ clip. Of course, it was Tampa.
• 44:59
  The domestic, the speed cap it all around. To
• 45:02
  officials on June 29th, 2026, just before 3 .30
• 45:06
  in the morning. I bet they listen to Kelton in
• 45:08
  the morning. I'm going to call in for Sparkle.
• 45:11
  And deputies responded to a domestic disturbance
• 45:13
  call at a home. home in tampa during the investigation
• 45:15
  deputies say they learned that the suspect andrea
• 45:18
  patino oh my god is she freaking hot she's a
• 45:23
  rough 25 though looks like a good safety retrieved
• 45:27
  a knife and chased the victim outside of the
• 45:29
  home after he took her car keys they say that
• 45:32
  he did this to prevent her from driving under
• 45:33
  the influence Yeah, you're a dumb one. He was
• 45:39
  arrested and she was charged with aggravated
• 45:41
  assault with a deadly weapon. There you go. Tampa!
• 45:48
  Tampa's like, we want to be respected as a legitimate
• 45:50
  city. And then they do that. This is very strange.
• 45:55
  Donald Trump shares an AI video of him as a doctor.
• 45:58
  Who or someone you know been diagnosed with TDS?
• 46:00
  The symptoms can be relentless. Trump deranged
• 46:04
  my syndrome. Fortunately, I'm Dr. Trump, and
• 46:06
  I... All right. I'm going to lose it. No, no,
• 46:09
  no, no. I don't think I emphasized it enough.
• 46:11
  You're a loser! That's better. And it's... You're
• 46:20
  a never baby. I wonder if Joseph Carl of the
• 46:23
  Joe Show voted for you. Justin Bieber. to perform
• 46:27
  at the FIFA World Cup final. All my believers
• 46:29
  to the front immediately. Justin Bieber may not
• 46:32
  be giving us a tour, but he may be headed to
• 46:34
  one of the biggest stages in sports. I forgive
• 46:36
  my ex for being a dirty rat in an episode. But
• 46:40
  she wanted to leave the Justin Bieber concert
• 46:44
  early at LA. But she said, it's too loud in here
• 46:51
  and you'll be able to see him again. And then
• 46:52
  he's like saying, I'm never going to tour again.
• 46:54
  God damn it. Because Team Z has learned he's
• 46:57
  in the talks to perform at the halftime FIFA
• 46:59
  World Cup final. 8 -5 -6. 49 hopping. Oh yeah,
• 47:08
  Lily Phillips, that hot piece of ass. Her boyfriend
• 47:14
  said he doesn't get jealous over her making content
• 47:17
  with thousands of men. To be honest, do you ever
• 47:19
  get jealous? I've thought about this a bit. I
• 47:22
  don't think I'm a jealous person. Yeah, cuck!
• 47:26
  Yeah, British the love sponge! I definitely don't
• 47:29
  think you're a jealous person. I'm a dumb broad!
• 47:34
  You don't have a jealous bone in your body. Have
• 47:36
  you ever been jealous in your life? I don't know.
• 47:39
  I haven't really thought about it. I trust you
• 47:41
  so much. Yeah, she's getting DP and whatnot.
• 47:44
  And I think because we communicate so well. Oh,
• 47:48
  yeah. Hey, let me FaceTime you real quick. I'm
• 47:51
  wiping the semen off my face. Yeah, that's why
• 47:55
  there's no hard feelings. Oh, yeah. It's hard
• 47:59
  when you're with her. And it's hard when she's
• 48:02
  with you. Yeah, nothing to worry about. You want
• 48:05
  to hear a little more? Definitely. I think that's
• 48:08
  the one thing that people are probably the most,
• 48:10
  like, baffled by. Baffled. Like, it's like, sorry,
• 48:12
  sorry, I just trust my girlfriend and we have
• 48:14
  a great community relationship. What happened?
• 48:17
  You're getting plowed by, like, a million men.
• 48:19
  It's kind of hard to trust you. Yeah, buster!
• 48:23
  I mean, everything's so stupid. Yeah, exactly.
• 48:25
  All right, I feel stupid after listening to them.
• 48:27
  I was like, gosh, she's wearing this outfit.
• 48:29
  She looks freaking incredible. Mm -hmm. Okay,
• 48:31
  I've seen her naked, obviously, because I've
• 48:33
  watched some of her work. Sometimes, I'm not
• 48:36
  saying she looks bad naked. She looks good? Wouldn't
• 48:40
  mind her on my lap. I need, like, seven condoms
• 48:42
  to put on at once to make sure I'm safe. But
• 48:45
  you look at her, and she's a good -looking girl.
• 48:48
  But sometimes the outfits that are more revealing
• 48:51
  are actually hotter than when they're naked.
• 48:56
  Kyle Rittenhouse posted a photo of him with Lil
• 48:59
  Wayne. And people actually fell for it. Also,
• 49:02
  Kyle Rittenhouse is really aged. And he's probably...
• 49:04
  Let me look this up. One second here. How old
• 49:10
  is that douchebag loser known as Kyle Rittenhouse?
• 49:19
  He's only 23 with that beard. He looks like he's
• 49:21
  28. He's got that conservative beard. My boss
• 49:25
  had a conservative job I had. You gotta have
• 49:27
  the beard. Because you're conservative. I don't
• 49:30
  know what that means, but it feels like it. Big
• 49:33
  Mitch, who was in prison for like 25 years. Black
• 49:38
  Mafia family. The gangster show. He says his
• 49:44
  son, Little Mitch, doesn't want to be on the
• 49:46
  live stream because it could damage his... image
• 49:49
  as an A -list actor. This will belittle myself.
• 50:17
  Black eye on my brain. Right. A blemish on my
• 50:20
  brain. No other A -list actors or actors, period,
• 50:24
  that you know are streaming. Yeah, he did a good
• 50:28
  job on PMF. It was a good show. But let's not
• 50:33
  lie to ourselves. He's like a C -list actor.
• 50:36
  And it's very niche. They gave you one up to
• 50:38
  most people and said, do you know who Lil' Meech
• 50:39
  is? Yeah. Unless they were part of an urban community
• 50:44
  of any skin color and into urban culture, I don't
• 50:47
  think they would know what that meant. We'll
• 50:53
  talk about Stephen A. Smith later. What a dirty,
• 50:55
  rotten loser. And then, like, of course, he's
• 50:58
  always nice to radio executives. I know a few
• 51:00
  radio executives that he's friends with. Because
• 51:03
  he's a douche! He's nice to people that can do
• 51:06
  something for him, but he's a racist moron! Here's
• 51:10
  Kayla and Nicole if she would go on Love Island.
• 51:12
  Always a hot topic. Everybody want to be nosy
• 51:14
  and wonder what your relationship and what Kayla
• 51:17
  and Nicole is doing. Who should have a serious
• 51:19
  sentence where who's absolutely plowed her to
• 51:23
  the first because as annoying as she is, if you
• 51:27
  have that woman on your lap, you got to go to
• 51:29
  work. Do they really? I have to ask. If you had
• 51:37
  a chance to be on Love Island, island celebrity
• 51:39
  edition would you do it wait celebrity edition
• 51:42
  changes it a little bit yeah oh yeah you're such
• 51:45
  a celebrity oh you're so famous because the thing
• 51:49
  about love island is like i just feel like i
• 51:52
  don't know if i could go to the lengths that
• 51:54
  them people can go to on that yeah she got those
• 51:57
  muscular arms gives you a thought of going you
• 52:02
  know doing some stuff to me same thing but if
• 52:07
  they kind of like pulled the reins in a little
• 52:08
  bit. Girl, I would love your attention, but no
• 52:13
  one really thinks about me. No one really goes,
• 52:17
  oh my God, I'm a fan of Kayla Nicole. I like
• 52:21
  looking at Kayla Nicole. I can't really reach
• 52:24
  out to Kayla Nicole, but she blocked me. Ah,
• 52:29
  Jace. I would think about her. Oh, yeah, you'd
• 52:39
  be so great with that riveting personality of
• 52:44
  yours. Oh, I'm so sick of these ass -kissing
• 52:49
  interviews. Can we bring back Joan Rivers from
• 52:51
  the dead? I'd rather have Joan Maggots' body
• 52:54
  getting eaten by Maggots interviewing her than
• 52:56
  this woman. Oh, you'd be so great at it. Of course
• 52:59
  you're going to say that. I would love to do
• 53:01
  it. Because I'm invested. I watch it. Do you
• 53:03
  watch it? I watch it. Okay, I'll watch it. I
• 53:05
  really don't have a favorite this season. I just
• 53:09
  don't feel like the guys are giving it how they
• 53:11
  should have been giving it. You're just talking
• 53:14
  about yourself and relationships. Because you're
• 53:16
  lazy. Jesus Christ. You're 34 years old. You
• 53:25
  got a rocking body. Yeah, I wonder why you're
• 53:29
  single. I mean, I'm going to be 33 and I wonder
• 53:31
  why I'm single. But what I'm saying is, when
• 53:33
  you say things like that that are against men,
• 53:35
  of course you're single. Yeah, I'm dying. Here's
• 53:39
  Ivanka Trump saying why the presidency is the
• 53:41
  loneliest job. I think about in this moment how
• 53:44
  I can also support him because I know what the
• 53:46
  job is, like in a very personal way. And my dad
• 53:48
  wants to plow me. Having been by his side for
• 53:51
  four years and it's... The world's loneliest
• 53:55
  position. Oh yeah, you were by your side, weren't
• 53:57
  you? The decisions you're making on a daily basis.
• 54:00
  Yeah, he makes it more lonely by being a taunt
• 54:03
  though. So Neon's really impressionable. Here's
• 54:14
  the thing about Neon. He hung out with Malik
• 54:18
  Beasley, who's in a little bit of trouble. Not
• 54:24
  because he hung out with Neon, but Malik Beasley's
• 54:27
  in a little bit of trouble. And here's Neon to
• 54:31
  defend him against the feds. By the way, I want
• 54:37
  to say something. I'm going to speak on this
• 54:38
  once, one time and move on. I see these allegations
• 54:43
  getting put on my friend, Malik. I'm Malik Beasley.
• 54:50
  I'm sure he's totally your friend and not using
• 54:53
  you for the platform you can provide. I just
• 55:00
  want to say I know him as a person. I know him
• 55:01
  as a human. Oh, you totally do. The two hours
• 55:04
  you were sitting in that diner. Oh, you know
• 55:06
  everything about him. He would never partake
• 55:09
  in anything like that. Yeah, you know, the stat
• 55:12
  lines where people are accusing him of doing
• 55:14
  things. What he's in trouble with? I saw he pleaded
• 55:19
  not guilty. He didn't do shit. You don't know
• 55:26
  him personally. You didn't want video on him.
• 55:29
  I, and this is not, I'm not saying he's a criminal,
• 55:32
  but I interviewed Charlemagne to God for 30 minutes.
• 55:36
  I don't know him. You just interviewed him, you
• 55:39
  idiot. People are out here trying to tarnish
• 55:42
  his name. Yeah, he was gambling on thousands
• 55:45
  of dollars when he's making a million dollars
• 55:47
  or something a year. It's stupid. His name down
• 55:51
  when they're in the wrong. How are they in the
• 55:53
  wrong? But he's the one gambling on himself to
• 55:56
  hit a parlay, dude. And the truth will come to
• 55:59
  light, my brother. Stay strong. Oh, yeah. I'm
• 56:02
  sure he's totally inspired by the duty used for...
• 56:06
  Jesus Christ. I think it's... I can see how people
• 56:11
  use neon. And I can kind of see how people use
• 56:17
  it. And it's like, you know what, Dan? Have at
• 56:20
  it. Let people use you. You'll find out real
• 56:26
  quick who your homies are. Harvey Weinstein is
• 56:32
  recovering after heart failure. Frankie Muniz's
• 56:39
  wife said there's no bad blood between a divorce,
• 56:41
  so that means she dumped him. There's some more
• 56:49
  news about Carmelo Anthony. Not to fill New York
• 56:52
  Knicks legend, but I don't want to talk about
• 56:55
  it. Mitch McConnell's health is improving. It's
• 56:58
  good. Phil Mickelson denies sending his penis
• 57:07
  with the people. The Dirty Rotten Lizard. Taylor
• 57:12
  Frankie Paul was talking smack about tape. And
• 57:17
  her other baby daddy. And she has to take a drug
• 57:21
  test to see her kids one -on -one. That's going
• 57:24
  to be all right for her not to do, you know.
• 57:27
  Some nose candy. Melania Guadici posted bikini
• 57:32
  pictures amid arrest. What a dirty, rotten broad.
• 57:36
  Of course she did. She's a nipple baby. She'll
• 57:39
  get away with it. Donna Kelsey arrived in New
• 57:45
  York for the Taylor Swift wedding. And Kamala
• 57:51
  Harris and Doug Emhoff did a dance at their own
• 57:53
  cup. Oh, they're so relatable. Woo. Northwest
• 58:01
  is getting face piercings on her face. I don't
• 58:06
  know, man. I feel bad for Northwest. I know she
• 58:09
  comes from money. But can you imagine having
• 58:13
  your mom as Kim Kardashian, someone that was
• 58:16
  pimped out by her mom? I mean, let Northwest
• 58:20
  have a childhood, please. It'd be nice. Michael
• 58:25
  Strahan is being criticized for not saying that
• 58:27
  ALS could have been caused by football. Today
• 58:37
  on TMZ. Okay. Sad to say, Travis Kelsey, runaway
• 58:45
  groom. We got a photo of Travis Kelsey out for
• 58:48
  a run in Tribeca. The preparations for this wedding.
• 58:51
  Oh, yeah. It's got to make sure he fits into
• 58:54
  that suit. Are in full force. It would be so
• 58:57
  funny. If he were to get ready for the wedding
• 59:00
  and he's got this $10 ,000 suit, then he eats
• 59:03
  a little bit of chips and beans, like some dip,
• 59:07
  and he has it all over his shirt. I'd be hilarious.
• 59:10
  Seen a railing. A railing? A staircase. They're
• 59:14
  putting a railing up. Get this to the top of
• 59:16
  the website. It was on the top of your website.
• 59:19
  Don't tell you. It was on the top of your website.
• 59:24
  So there's a pretty surprising report this morning
• 59:26
  in the Nancy Guthrie case about the ransom notes
• 59:29
  and demand letters that we have been getting.
• 59:32
  Reuters reported an FBI source told them they're
• 59:36
  all BS. I got a call a minute ago, somebody from
• 59:40
  the FBI. What I'm told is not true. The first
• 59:44
  two ransom notes, there is a sense in the office
• 59:48
  that it is more likely than not that they're
• 59:52
  legitimate. Our former first lady, Michelle Obama.
• 59:56
  Oh, yeah. Is a fellow Love Island fan. That's
• 1:00:00
  mother -daughter time. They got me hooked. Why
• 1:00:03
  would you want to watch that show with your parents?
• 1:00:06
  My kids would want me to watch a show with them
• 1:00:07
  once. That is kind of weird. Mm -hmm. It's a
• 1:00:11
  weird family, Dad. You're not Michelle. This
• 1:00:17
  is not like, mm -hmm. It's pretty obvious. Got
• 1:00:22
  you, too. Shoot anyone on the run, dude. Why
• 1:00:27
  would you want him to run? I don't know. I don't
• 1:00:32
  know what's going on with this player. They were
• 1:00:34
  losing their mind. I saw this headline here,
• 1:00:40
  and this guy is such a douchebag. Happy Hot Topic.
• 1:00:51
  And with the mercury inching up towards record
• 1:00:53
  levels, Mayor Modani says it's really important
• 1:00:56
  to conserve energy. He called for New Yorkers
• 1:00:58
  to set their thermostats at 78 degrees. I first
• 1:01:02
  didn't mind, guys. Nice seeing them hang out
• 1:01:05
  with Knick fans. But I'm sure you don't keep
• 1:01:07
  your house at that, you douchebag. Sorry, Dad.
• 1:01:11
  And did the same thing at Gracie Mansion. The
• 1:01:14
  mayor responded to critical. I'm sure you're
• 1:01:16
  totally doing it at your mansion, you neppo baby
• 1:01:19
  dish. by someone on social media taking him to
• 1:01:22
  task, saying 78 was too high. Because of the
• 1:01:27
  power grid, he wants people to have it at 78.
• 1:01:29
  I have it in the 60s, bitch! Political reporter
• 1:01:32
  Marsha Kramer asked him about it. Are you sticking
• 1:01:35
  with 78 degrees? I am, and I'm stuck. Yeah, bitch!
• 1:01:40
  Sticking with it because this is a long -standing
• 1:01:42
  city policy through multiple administrations.
• 1:01:45
  Oh, yeah! Go be a socialist or whatever you are!
• 1:01:48
  You're a douche! And you know, in those old New
• 1:01:53
  York City buildings, 78 does not feel good. I
• 1:01:59
  bet your ass it's like 68, you dish. We're also
• 1:02:02
  following the guidance of the U .S. Department
• 1:02:04
  of Energy. I myself set my thermostat to 78.
• 1:02:07
  I hate the way he talks through his teeth. He
• 1:02:09
  doesn't want to bitch slap him. Yeah, nine. Let
• 1:02:12
  me tell you, 78 hits different when you're looking
• 1:02:14
  at 112 outside. He says that as his face is hit
• 1:02:18
  with sweat. You know, all the liberal businesses
• 1:02:23
  are doing it. We got to save the power grid.
• 1:02:25
  That ain't my problem, Dad. Mm -hmm. Mm. Happy
• 1:02:30
  Hot Topic! Frankie Muniz's ex, Paige Price, is
• 1:02:35
  coming to his defense. After the little star
• 1:02:38
  received backlash for posting a video of him
• 1:02:41
  and his estranged wife dancing together while
• 1:02:44
  announcing their separation after six years of
• 1:02:46
  marriage, Paige, who shares a five -year -old
• 1:02:48
  son with Frankie, addresses the deleted video
• 1:02:51
  in the comment section. She writes underneath
• 1:02:53
  the July 1st IG post, Frankie, I am so sorry
• 1:02:57
  that you felt the need to delete an old fun video
• 1:02:59
  of our family because people are so cruel to
• 1:03:02
  you. This world is so . Yeah, I don't know. Heaven
• 1:03:07
  forbid they co -parent. What a concept. Morons.
• 1:03:13
  Happy Hot Topic. My life is paid for by me. Sarah
• 1:03:21
  Foster is revealing just how much it pays to
• 1:03:23
  be David Foster's daughter. Oh yeah, you know
• 1:03:26
  he's a cheap douche bag. That's why he's a billionaire.
• 1:03:31
  During her July 1st appearance on the Morgan
• 1:03:33
  Stewart Show podcast, the actor... I don't need
• 1:03:35
  to hear about rich people. I make my own money.
• 1:03:37
  Good for you, Dad! Jennifer Aniston is sharing
• 1:03:41
  an inside look at her life with boyfriend Jim
• 1:03:43
  Curtis during her summer vacation. The Friends
• 1:03:45
  alum shares snapshots of how she's spending quality
• 1:03:48
  time with the hypnotherapist this summer, including
• 1:03:51
  hangouts with fellow members of TV royalty like
• 1:03:54
  Jason Bateman and Sean Hayes. Next up, our buddy
• 1:04:06
  Anne Hathaway, the Academy Award winning actress,
• 1:04:08
  recently announcing that she's expecting baby
• 1:04:10
  number three. And Anne's getting pretty creative
• 1:04:12
  with her maternity style. Yeah, she wore a dress
• 1:04:15
  on backwards. Her boobs look amazing. Look, recently
• 1:04:20
  got a lot of love for a unique reason. Style
• 1:04:22
  outlets noting Anne's choice to wear it backwards.
• 1:04:26
  British Vogue even calling it a maternity style
• 1:04:28
  trick. While Anne saw the headlines saying she
• 1:04:31
  wore the dress backwards. I don't think she did
• 1:04:33
  it on accident, but whatever. Vogue's weird.
• 1:04:36
  And responded with this. Even if it wasn't on
• 1:04:47
  purpose, Anna's still a trendsetter. This is
• 1:04:51
  such a hot piece of ass. What's here? We're going
• 1:04:57
  to start with the great Gene Wilder. It's time
• 1:04:59
  to take a little trip back to the chocolate factory.
• 1:05:01
  The late actor lending his voice to a new competition
• 1:05:05
  show. We had talked about this before. Based
• 1:05:07
  on Willy Wonka with permission from Gene's wife.
• 1:05:10
  And of course, the Wilder estate. Netflix has
• 1:05:12
  used AI to recreate Wilder's voice. All right.
• 1:05:16
  So there's this moron right here. Alex Rodriguez
• 1:05:23
  is swinging for the fence. Oh, yeah. Fourth of
• 1:05:27
  July, the former MLB star steps up to the plate
• 1:05:31
  at Michael Rubin's star -studded white party.
• 1:05:33
  Ah, that whole white party thing seems so douchey.
• 1:05:38
  The Hamptons on July 1st. I see you had a mystery
• 1:05:42
  woman with him. I wonder if he's got a big or
• 1:05:46
  small penis. Because steroids. I wonder how much
• 1:05:52
  that affected him. 856 -49 -OP. It's time for
• 1:06:00
  a Kardashian news. Turn it up, it's Hoppy, our
• 1:06:07
  time Kardashian news, we dissect the clime No
• 1:06:11
  filters, no fluff, raw truth and wine Mic's hot,
• 1:06:14
  Hoppy speaks what's on his mind Nepotism's thrown,
• 1:06:17
  they sittin' in the plush Built an empire off
• 1:06:19
  nothin' but the hush Reality's a script, ain't
• 1:06:22
  no realness in the cut Talent's on vacation,
• 1:06:25
  they just takin' what's corrupt Hoppy's on the
• 1:06:27
  mic, call it verbal demolition Exposin' fake
• 1:06:29
  lives, media's worse addiction Idiocracy crammed,
• 1:06:32
  it's the brain on snooze, clickbait queens Welcome
• 1:06:35
  to Kardashian News. Kardashian News. Where the
• 1:06:38
  truth gets head. I be breaking down the hype,
• 1:06:40
  y 'all beware. Fake smells, fake lies. Fake lies,
• 1:06:43
  fake drama, they choose. No talent required,
• 1:06:45
  it's Kardashian News. Kardashian News. Where
• 1:06:49
  the truth gets aired Hoppy breakin' down the
• 1:06:51
  hype, y 'all beware Fake stuff, fake lies Fake
• 1:06:53
  lives, fake drama, they choose No talent required,
• 1:06:56
  it's Kardashian news Diamond -studded lies sellin'
• 1:06:59
  dreams to the broke Gold -plated nothing, society
• 1:07:02
  inside joke Hoppy ain't scared, man, he roastin'
• 1:07:05
  them wrong Apple babies flexin' like they rewrote
• 1:07:08
  the law Surgical precision, every word's a slice
• 1:07:11
  Hypocrisy exposed under studio lights Instagram
• 1:07:14
  filters, they mask the truth Hoppy's here to
• 1:07:17
  school them Welcome to the booth, yeah. Hoppy's
• 1:07:20
  got no leash, got no lead, no chain. Speaking
• 1:07:22
  what he feels, never playing the game. No Kardashian
• 1:07:26
  can spin his name. On this mic he reigns. Untamed.
• 1:07:30
  Kardashian moves. Where the truth gets aired.
• 1:07:33
  Hoppy breaking down the hype, y 'all beware.
• 1:07:34
  Fake smile, fake lies. Fake lies, fake drama,
• 1:07:37
  they choose. No talent required, it's Kardashian
• 1:07:40
  news. Kardashian moves. Shown it up, it's Hoppy
• 1:07:43
  at what's hot. Hoppy speaks what's on his mind.
• 1:07:47
  Shown it up. Alright now, bitch. Alright, what
• 1:07:57
  do we got here? That's so sad. All the bad things.
• 1:08:19
  In a July 1st Instagram story, Court shared a
• 1:08:22
  photo of the sign which reads, Travis, I'm pregnant.
• 1:08:26
  I am ready for news that is about a Taylor Swift.
• 1:09:03
  You never say You flip the frame, you flip the
• 1:09:18
  frame Then you walk away It's always them, always
• 1:09:22
  them You show the small town something Then you
• 1:09:53
  fold the velvet loose Now every exit, baby And
• 1:10:00
  every scar's a brand You say you're just being
• 1:10:03
  honest With the mic in your hand Tell me who
• 1:10:06
  gets blamed You never say your name You flip
• 1:10:10
  the frame, you flip the frame Then you walk away
• 1:10:13
  It's always them, always them Never you, never
• 1:10:16
  you It's always them, always them All right.
• 1:10:33
  If you are so overwhelmed with all of the info
• 1:10:39
  coming out about Taylor and Travis's wedding,
• 1:10:40
  you're not alone. I don't know. I give a shit,
• 1:10:43
  but let's hear what it is. Got you. Let's break
• 1:10:45
  down everything we know ASAP. It's all going
• 1:10:47
  down Thursday and Friday at MSG. They're kicking
• 1:10:50
  things off July 2nd with a more intimate gathering,
• 1:10:53
  around 100 people. And then the next day, July
• 1:10:55
  3rd, is that 1 ,000 -person party that, according
• 1:10:58
  to ABC News, will kick off at around 4 p .m.
• 1:11:00
  with cocktail hour and go all the way until 4
• 1:11:03
  a .m. Oh, yeah. The bearer of the wedding, the
• 1:11:08
  bearer of the divorce. Mm -hmm. Copy hour. Copy
• 1:11:13
  hour. Yeah! RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour will
• 1:11:27
  be right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.
• 1:11:30
  Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
• 1:11:35
  poop. And we'll call it a day. The semen was
• 1:11:40
  so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like
• 1:11:43
  listening to this next song, you can skip over
• 1:11:45
  it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride
• 1:11:48
  in his selection, so stick around for... Don't
• 1:11:52
  worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back.
• 1:11:55
  Oh, yeah. You know how Mason Dixon did the Every
• 1:11:58
  Day My Weekend song? Here's Every Day My Weekerton.
• 1:12:04
  I said that backwards. Man, I would be terrible
• 1:12:07
  as a seven -second music DJ. That's why I do
• 1:12:10
  a talk show. No. You know how Mason Dixon did
• 1:12:13
  the Friday, Friday, Friday Jam? I do that every
• 1:12:19
  day of my weekend. Can you blame it, make it
• 1:12:51
  rain, butt drop? Lea Lee, okay, nigga, I'm just
• 1:12:55
  light -skinned I ain't part of Reno, Michael
• 1:12:57
  Jackson, PC My ice the like it's Christmas Well,
• 1:13:01
  I'm amazing, come out with Cartesian Bitch, I'm
• 1:13:04
  the boss, so they think that I'm a raven Yeah,
• 1:13:07
  I'm tokin' like the Taliban, twos from a galaxy
• 1:13:10
  My car sits so high, don't stop, no, bitch, I
• 1:13:12
  land And all this ain't juice, man, but I'm on
• 1:13:15
  that juice, man Give me five bottles of that
• 1:13:18
  goose, I get a loose man Baby, you, you playin',
• 1:13:21
  do that on my hands, baby I do this shit every
• 1:13:24
  day, ballin's in my plan Yeah, ballin', that's
• 1:13:27
  my 9 to 5, me and Scruggs, it's you and I You
• 1:13:30
  don't want this kind of beat, you a victim, such
• 1:13:32
  a lie Versus TV, versus nigga, you just sweet,
• 1:13:35
  I heard you singin' In between your girl, 5 -3,
• 1:13:38
  surprise bitch Every day my weekend What they
• 1:14:14
  say? People making fights with all the chicks
• 1:14:17
  that he's in. Everybody. Pop it like a motherfucker
• 1:14:57
  Friday we at figure eight, you know I fuck with
• 1:14:59
  Bush Overdosing on the strong, rollin' quarters
• 1:15:02
  of the slip Club Miami Saturday, girls the baddest
• 1:15:05
  in my book I just won't write on end why you
• 1:15:08
  lame niggas look bitch Even on a Sunday, I don't
• 1:15:12
  take a date Y 'all with clubbing and a station
• 1:15:14
  in my nigga, you ain't alone Niggas see the insides,
• 1:15:18
  first they take they shirts off Second, when
• 1:15:20
  they hear our songs, then they take they shirts
• 1:15:22
  off Third, she gonna serve us, mouth thick or
• 1:15:25
  tongue out Four hours later, fuckers, all I was
• 1:15:28
  like, wow. Y 'all got milk money, bitch, nigga,
• 1:15:31
  I'm a cash cow. Every day, my weekend, livin'
• 1:15:34
  life on a fast. Every day, my weekend, man, I
• 1:15:39
  ballin', man, I ballin'. Every day, my weekend,
• 1:15:44
  we gon' ballin'. We gon' ballin' We gon' ballin'
• 1:16:29
  You probably can't tell because it's a podcast
• 1:16:31
  and this isn't live. But I just wanted for a
• 1:16:33
  walk around the building because I was sitting
• 1:16:35
  here overthinking stuff. And then I realized
• 1:16:38
  I'm in the air conditioning. Why am I going outside?
• 1:16:43
  That's the whole point of living in Florida.
• 1:16:45
  To live in the A .C. I'll let you go right now
• 1:16:50
  and start this show right back up. Whatever.
• 1:16:56
  Welcome to... And now for something completely
• 1:17:10
  different. Door is closing. It's Hoppy Hour!
• 1:17:57
  Hoppy Hour. Hoppy Hour. Ladies and gentlemen,
• 1:18:05
  here it is. It's the most recent two radio shows,
• 1:18:09
  and the other stations are tuned in, too. Yo.
• 1:18:43
  Ryan Hoppy on the mic, breaking down the scenes.
• 1:18:46
  NBA drama, living out the dreams. Fancy wives
• 1:18:49
  wild, stories about the queens. Dropping dollars
• 1:18:52
  bombs all in on the schemes. Hoppy proves Manny
• 1:18:55
  knows it all. So, Kalen Clark got left off the
• 1:19:01
  top 10 all -time players list for the WNBA for
• 1:19:05
  current players. And the disrespect continues
• 1:19:09
  with that woman. Yeah. Byron Scott said that
• 1:19:14
  LeBron gets a B, but not a statue. Let's see
• 1:19:18
  here. Jalen Brown says that he is being turned
• 1:19:23
  into a villain. If you're saying you're a villain,
• 1:19:26
  you're not a villain. He tried to enter the Celtics
• 1:19:29
  facility after being traded and there was no
• 1:19:32
  answer. Kendrick Perkins said that Paul George
• 1:19:36
  hasn't been good since he was skinny. Brad Stevens
• 1:19:41
  is being called an idiot. White Chocolate, Jason
• 1:19:46
  Williams, barstool sports in the nba and the
• 1:19:49
  sacramento kings he said what type of smoke are
• 1:19:51
  you smoking bro you got tricked tristan thompson
• 1:19:57
  says he's trying to get drake and lebron to be
• 1:19:59
  friends again Happy hour got that shock and awe
• 1:20:17
  Happy hour got that shock and awe Happy hour
• 1:20:26
  got that shock and awe I got it! Let me rewind
• 1:20:35
  that right now. Yeah, he probably didn't get
• 1:20:42
  the wedding invite. I don't think she knows who
• 1:20:44
  he is. The only reason she went to the Knicks
• 1:20:47
  game is because it had that stupid shirt that
• 1:20:49
  said Stevie Nicks on it. And then Stevie Nicks
• 1:20:52
  is performing at the wedding. We all fell for
• 1:20:54
  it. The wedding buzz continues to reach a fever
• 1:20:58
  pitch. The New York Knicks star is shutting down.
• 1:21:01
  A fever pitch. What a terrible issue. She must
• 1:21:02
  have thought that had to do with basketball.
• 1:21:05
  He had a home run at Josh Hart. One rumor about
• 1:21:09
  the guest list. After multiple reports claimed
• 1:21:12
  the Knicks starting five had scored invites to
• 1:21:15
  the big day, after Taylor supported them on their
• 1:21:17
  way to winning the NBA playoffs last month, fellow
• 1:21:21
  NBA player Jeremy Sohan jokingly asked Hart if
• 1:21:25
  he could be his plus one. Oh yeah, I feel like
• 1:21:28
  Josh Hart's that player that they all just bust.
• 1:21:30
  balls around his podcast roommates definitely
• 1:21:35
  helped create that energy but josh was quick
• 1:21:38
  to call a foul replying on x july 2nd lol bro
• 1:21:42
  this fake news yeah she's such a knicks fan i
• 1:21:48
  bet you if you asked her who josh hart was unfortunately
• 1:21:50
  she'd be like is he one of the guys that wrote
• 1:21:52
  one of my songs that i claim to write she doesn't
• 1:21:54
  know who he is She only went to, I actually for
• 1:21:57
  a second thought she might be a Knicks fan because
• 1:21:59
  it was like, well, she did a competition in 05
• 1:22:01
  at Madison Square Garden and met players over
• 1:22:04
  the years. Big whoop -de -doo. I've met rappers
• 1:22:06
  before and I had no idea who they were. Here's
• 1:22:08
  what I'm saying. She probably doesn't even know
• 1:22:10
  Josh Hart is dead. It's obvious. So it looks
• 1:22:15
  like at least for now, those invites are a blank
• 1:22:18
  space. Ah, this reporter sounds like she doesn't
• 1:22:22
  know how to do it. You gotta have energy like
• 1:22:24
  me. I just drank like three Pepsis. I'm really
• 1:22:30
  wired. But then my freaking caffeine crash in
• 1:22:33
  about 10 minutes. I know, good. Back now, a little
• 1:22:37
  morning boost to put the yay in Friday. JVH is
• 1:22:40
  on. Wow, that was dashy. Back now, a little morning
• 1:22:45
  boost to put the yay in Friday. Who the hell
• 1:22:47
  says, I know I have my podcast captions for the
• 1:22:50
  show. I'll write like Friday or something. But
• 1:22:52
  I'm joking. Who the hell says frying? AVH is
• 1:22:57
  off this week, so I'm going to try to do a proud
• 1:22:59
  here. For sports fans, a lot of us know that
• 1:23:02
  crushing feeling when your favorite player gets
• 1:23:04
  traded to a different team. Yeah, it sucks. But
• 1:23:08
  that doesn't even matter. It doesn't really impact
• 1:23:10
  your life. Well, one young Boston boy feeling
• 1:23:14
  all the emotions after the Celtics traded Jalen
• 1:23:17
  Brown. Take a look at his devastated reaction.
• 1:23:19
  I love you so much. That sucks, dude. Hell yeah,
• 1:23:34
  kid. You got a big future ahead of you. You'll
• 1:23:38
  be my boss in 25 years. Man, imagine when he's
• 1:23:46
  going to have his first heartbreak. Why do I
• 1:23:49
  say that? Because that's what I do when I have
• 1:23:51
  heartbreak. This is a bummer. Oh, hang on. It
• 1:23:56
  gets better. It gets better. That heartbreaking
• 1:23:58
  video. The trade's not happening? No, no, it's
• 1:24:00
  not happening. That heartbreaking video did make
• 1:24:02
  its way to Jalen, who commented on the post.
• 1:24:05
  And there you see the comment from Darren. Which
• 1:24:07
  one? What did he say? Oh, my God. They don't
• 1:24:09
  know who it is. It says Gio the Tiger was the
• 1:24:14
  name of the post. And then on the screen, it
• 1:24:16
  says Miss Amber Preeley. And then it says FCW
• 1:24:19
  .WPO. I guess that would be a confusing username,
• 1:24:22
  but they didn't really seem to know which one
• 1:24:24
  was Jalen. The comment from Jalen. Which one?
• 1:24:26
  What did he say? It's okay, little bro. It's
• 1:24:28
  okay, bro. Yeah, it's not the person named Miss
• 1:24:30
  Amber Preeley. We'll always be friends. Okay.
• 1:24:34
  First of all, he's got to invite him to a 76ers
• 1:24:36
  game if he's allowed to go. Send him a jersey.
• 1:24:39
  I've got Savannah such a hard piece of ass. I'm
• 1:24:42
  sorry about what's going on. It's got to suck.
• 1:24:45
  It can't be great. It can't be ideal. Mm -hmm.
• 1:24:51
  I adore my mom. Savannah! Get out of here! And
• 1:24:57
  at least I don't have to show my face on this
• 1:24:59
  show. You all know what I look like. I'm totally
• 1:25:01
  awkward. But there's no video. Or somebody doesn't
• 1:25:05
  want to. But what I'm telling you, ladies and
• 1:25:07
  gentlemen, boys and girls, there's nothing on
• 1:25:08
  this show. You don't need to see me. I make weird
• 1:25:11
  facial expressions when I rant. I look like a
• 1:25:14
  jackass. Half the comic community would think
• 1:25:17
  I'm jackasses because they don't like the truth.
• 1:25:20
  You hear all this paper? It's the truth. Don't
• 1:25:23
  know what that means. It's someone's show prep
• 1:25:25
  and I just got it all. Frickin'... I'm sorry.
• 1:25:29
  There was this one time, so a lot of radio people,
• 1:25:31
  like the old school guys, print out their prep.
• 1:25:33
  All my prep's on a Google Docs, and I open it
• 1:25:35
  up gradually. But all their old school guys,
• 1:25:38
  like MJ and all my homies, they print out things,
• 1:25:41
  which is fine. I just didn't grow up really with
• 1:25:43
  a printer. We had very limited printing paper
• 1:25:45
  anyway. And there's one time my dad got really
• 1:25:48
  mad because I printed out pictures of Kobe Bryant
• 1:25:50
  to put in my room. Ah, what a childhood. I love
• 1:25:53
  you, Dad. I'm kidding. But all this prep right
• 1:25:55
  here is just a bunch of stuff. It's the truth.
• 1:26:00
  There was this time. Now it's all crumply. Oops.
• 1:26:02
  What day is it from? It's from two days ago.
• 1:26:05
  So it's, oh, prep. You want to hear what the
• 1:26:07
  prep says? I used to, oh my God. I love this
• 1:26:09
  bit. I used to have access to the prep service.
• 1:26:12
  This is great. We'll get to Blake Griffin getting
• 1:26:17
  a sports drink in a second. And, okay. There's
• 1:26:21
  a company called Wise Prime Media. AKA the complete
• 1:26:28
  sheep. And Wise Brother Media, you know, if you
• 1:26:31
  listen to your typical radio show, they got all
• 1:26:33
  the production pieces ready. Oh, here's the last
• 1:26:37
  20 seconds of the Stanley Cups last night. Mm
• 1:26:40
  -hmm. Or here's this bad tryout on American Idol.
• 1:26:45
  And you know how they have it like perfectly
• 1:26:46
  edited? Usually the producer didn't do that.
• 1:26:49
  It was sent to you by a prep service. And I had
• 1:26:52
  access to this when I worked at 102 .5 The Bone.
• 1:26:54
  And from like the first year and a half of this
• 1:26:57
  iteration of this show, remember when I would
• 1:26:59
  have like the national day? I still do it with
• 1:27:01
  the blue dye. Remember when I would have like
• 1:27:03
  the national day and it would be like, I don't
• 1:27:05
  know, it would be like Monday or whatever. Well,
• 1:27:07
  they did an audit on the website. And my countdown
• 1:27:12
  was like, there was like a reply. It was the
• 1:27:14
  most awkward email ever. It was sent to like,
• 1:27:16
  I don't know, 18 people. And it was like, who
• 1:27:19
  here needs access to Wise Brother? And who here
• 1:27:23
  does it? And my name was like first, even though
• 1:27:26
  I was, I mean, I was first in the ratings, but
• 1:27:28
  my name was first. And then countdown was like,
• 1:27:30
  only keep these people, please. And then I just
• 1:27:32
  say, I emailed him back with a smile. But there's
• 1:27:36
  the prep sheet that's in this room. Taylor and
• 1:27:40
  Travis update. They're building a castle inside
• 1:27:44
  Madison Square Garden. Oh, how am I missing out
• 1:27:48
  on this prep? Alan Jackson's final show will
• 1:27:51
  get a live album release. Mm -hmm. Kane Brown
• 1:27:58
  says it's easier to make friends with athletes
• 1:28:00
  than country artists because they're using you.
• 1:28:03
  Mm -hmm. The big moments from Alan Jackson's
• 1:28:08
  final show. Rod Atkins was invited to the Grand
• 1:28:13
  Ole Pre. The Taylor and Travis wedding will be
• 1:28:19
  over 10 hours. Margot Robbie is 36 years old.
• 1:28:25
  Oh my God, this makes me feel old. Lindsay Lohan
• 1:28:28
  is 40. I wish she ever. And that was the Ryan
• 1:28:33
  Show. That was the prep we were going through
• 1:28:38
  that we got from a prep service. And now, it
• 1:28:42
  is time for War of the Roses. What the hell's
• 1:28:48
  going on? Oh, my God. I got cheated on. Let's
• 1:28:55
  go. Hey, Jed, did we get a hold of the actor?
• 1:29:02
  Yes, sir. Hey, Ashley. Why don't you say hi to
• 1:29:09
  Ryan Hoppy at nightclubs? Well, he talks smack
• 1:29:11
  about his show. Because we kind of backstabbed
• 1:29:14
  him when we lied to him when he joined iHeart
• 1:29:16
  that we'd be his friends. Okay, it kind of makes
• 1:29:19
  sense why you didn't say hi to Ryan. We're not
• 1:29:22
  getting a hold of the actors. Mm -hmm. Blake
• 1:29:27
  Griffin says that he one time had a sports drink.
• 1:29:33
  Did you ever go to a sports psychologist? Yeah,
• 1:29:35
  every team has. So my first time ever seeing
• 1:29:40
  a sports psychologist, around 2012, I think it
• 1:29:45
  was, it sort of became more of a thing, and the
• 1:29:48
  Clippers hired the team's sports psychologist,
• 1:29:54
  and everybody was required to meet with him.
• 1:29:57
  So he's like, hey, you know, he comes up to me
• 1:29:59
  after practice, he's like, hey, why don't you,
• 1:30:01
  If you want to meet like outside of here, we
• 1:30:03
  don't have to sit there. We can go get coffee.
• 1:30:04
  Cash me outside. How about that? I can come by
• 1:30:08
  the house. And I lived in Manhattan Beach at
• 1:30:10
  the time, like down in the ocean. I was like,
• 1:30:12
  yeah, why don't you? Oh, nice to brag. I mean,
• 1:30:15
  I would too. Come and we sat on my balcony. Oh,
• 1:30:17
  I got him. He left. I did. And I went in to take
• 1:30:21
  a shower. I put my phone. I thought he was going
• 1:30:23
  to say something else. I went in to take a shower.
• 1:30:25
  I put my phone on the charger. Took a shower.
• 1:30:27
  Came back. And I see. and this call from him
• 1:30:30
  in a voicemail so I clicked the voicemail and
• 1:30:33
  it's him and he goes hey coach just left Blake's
• 1:30:36
  house we had a good talk some really interesting
• 1:30:38
  things and I was like oh man I was like oh my
• 1:30:42
  god that's crazy first of all I can't believe
• 1:30:45
  he f***ed up that bad because that's really f***ed
• 1:30:47
  up and second of all I was like well f*** that
• 1:30:50
  I'm never seeing another sports psychologist
• 1:30:52
  ever again what a loser I wouldn't even have
• 1:30:55
  thought that was legal I guess I don't think
• 1:30:57
  it is oh okay hmm Little Dick is a little podcast.
• 1:31:03
  There's this headline here. It will end with
• 1:31:06
  this. I wasn't sure if I wanted to even talk
• 1:31:07
  about it, but tomorrow it becomes bigger online.
• 1:31:10
  Tomorrow I have to address it. Stephen A. Smith
• 1:31:12
  knows how to be nice to the right people, but
• 1:31:16
  overall, the guy's a douche. I have mentors that
• 1:31:20
  adore him, so I feel bad saying this, but he
• 1:31:22
  says the most hateful things, but then hides
• 1:31:25
  and is nice to people in public. Does this happen?
• 1:31:31
  The Lakers added Walker Kessler from the Utah
• 1:31:34
  Jazz via sign and trade for two first -round
• 1:31:36
  picks and two first -round pick swaps. Signed
• 1:31:39
  him to a four -year, $130 million deal to partner
• 1:31:42
  him with Donjic and Austin Reeves. But Stephen
• 1:31:46
  A. Smith has a problem with their three best
• 1:31:49
  players being white. Oh, yeah. Can you imagine
• 1:31:51
  if I said that, Stephen? Oh, yeah. You got to...
• 1:31:55
  Yeah, I can't even think of an example. Oh, you
• 1:31:59
  got Tyrone Maxey. You got the other guy. And
• 1:32:02
  then you got Jalen Brown. Oh, you got three black
• 1:32:05
  boys. Oh, yeah. Why is the whole team black?
• 1:32:08
  Hey, man. Why'd they draft a black guy, you know,
• 1:32:12
  in the Chicago Bulls draft? Does this sound good?
• 1:32:17
  Oh, why'd they trade the white boy or the black
• 1:32:20
  boy? Shut up, dude. You are such a divisive guy,
• 1:32:23
  but you hide. You always go to press boxes because
• 1:32:27
  you know if you walk around the outlets you talk
• 1:32:30
  about, you get bitch slapped. Where the hell
• 1:32:33
  do Los Angeles Lakers think they're going with
• 1:32:35
  a bunch of white dudes? I don't know. They're
• 1:32:37
  pretty good bars. You got Austin Reeves who shoots
• 1:32:41
  threes. You got Luka Doncic who took a team to
• 1:32:44
  the finals. And the other guy, I forget his name.
• 1:32:46
  He's very serviceable. You claim you want racism
• 1:32:49
  in the head, and then you're making it about
• 1:32:51
  race. You know why you do it, because you don't
• 1:32:54
  know diddly -squat about sports. You're stupid.
• 1:32:57
  Somebody had to say it, so I'm saying it. Your
• 1:33:00
  three top players are white dudes? Oh, heaven
• 1:33:02
  forbid. One of the top 20 players in the league
• 1:33:06
  being there. And Austin Reeves has a lot of potential
• 1:33:09
  and won't be held back by the selfishness of
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  I'm sorry, mama, I had to do it to him 40, I
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  see you Oh, I see you, homie Boy Wonder, I swear
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  it's like this every single time Toronto, I got
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  you, I got us I'm a hard guy to get along with,
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  get on the zone with When shit be going right,
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  well, I just flip into the wrong shit The team
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  that I belong to, the artists I put on with Don't
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  ever ask for nothing, cause them niggas got their
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  own shit Knee and weave, feel like a mouth full
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  of hot peppers Black Ferrari with the red seats,
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  I call it playing checkers And I'm never done
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  Life is better than it's ever been. Scheduling
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  million dollar meetings with the president. Someone
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  a new condo. Watch me as I settle in. I deserve
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  Add in today's track. I'll never be your equal
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  Last place Drizzy is the nigga in the lead now
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  Weezy told me just write every single thing you
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  need down Then he got it for me and I'm happy
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  as can be now Bout to start ballin' like I'm
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  comin' off a rebound Yeah, and I should have
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  the most braggin' rights Because the niggas spit
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  crack, bag it tight Ain't what rappers say, they
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  tryin' to get their swagger right A lot of came
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  with more fire than a dragon fight You pussy
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  ass hater, you should do you You ain't heard
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  of me, then you should go and get a blues clue
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  Oops, I mean a red clue Wayne's here, su -woo
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  Bet he felt that like the end of a pool cue But
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  I ain't banging, I ain't waving no flag I'm ATF,
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  but they ain't seeing no badge It's heartbreak,
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  Drake, I hate to see him so sad I could sun you
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  See a little me and your dad I'm the same yellow
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  boy that used to play up on the grass Seeking
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  pocket 20 ,000 to be anywhere they ask me Cash
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  like Johnny, banks like Ashley Burning like a
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  Camelite, stupid hoe, ask me But don't ask me
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  shit about me And know the game really ain't
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  shit without me She might have to pay me, but
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  then pull the zipper down to see This is my promise.
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  And what I make up would fuck up your skin. I
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  pick the buck up and buck buck, then buck buck
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  again. I would buck fuck your friend, then suck
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  up her twin. I put the buck up to him, then buck
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  buck and buck buck and buck fuck again. Suck
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  nut, you duck, fuck your unlovin' kin. Now don't
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• 1:57:15
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• 1:57:18
  never had that. Always had a black tooth Even
• 1:57:22
  when I was at school Cause bullies aren't bulletproof
• 1:57:24
  Red scarf hoodie too Probably ain't as good as
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  you Stupid motherfucker The only thing in the
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  hood is you I do everything good as you know
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  I do everything better I get paid for every letter
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  A, B, C, etc Fetch a bone Like a dog motherfucker
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  I am gone for your neck In a sec, in a sec Bring
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  fucking spend them bucks and then just fuck Corinne
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  on my feet, about to pop out, let's get it Let's
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  get it, motherfucker, what you waiting on? It
• 1:58:07
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  get shitty I'm with it if money is the it you
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  want me with And I probably just spit on the
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• 1:58:20
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• 1:58:21
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• 1:58:24
  think his name was kind of like Drake, Drizzy
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  Rogers. Or Drizzy Drake Rogers. I'm too busy
• 1:58:29
  to play father. And when it comes to the game,
• 1:58:31
  I'm too willing to play harder. So harder I go.
• 1:58:34
  There he go. They chant MVP when I shoot a free
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• 1:58:42
  face and in their ass is a shoe Faster than you,
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  E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S,
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  T, U, V W, X, Y, Z, C, top, yes he rocks And
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